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(Medal Mental Mettle)
 
 
 
If you're a veteran and are reluctant to seek help for PTSD, some guys with brass balls wrapped in blue ribbons have something to say
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Record a MD cop brutalizing you? That's up to 16 years in prison. Bonus: your video is inadmissable in court
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Don't have every single business receipt for the past 3 years? That's a $330,000 penalty
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(KTLA News)
 
 
 
Empathy? What's that? California man selling "Please don't feed our homeless" bumper stickers, feels homeless population is "out of control"
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(Some Spectators)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rain refuge
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
What's the destination of an officer "using red lights, speeding, swerving . . . all while on cell phone"? I think you can guess this one. Bonus: Writing a city councilman a $165 ticket for taking pictures
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Headline: "Cornhole Tournament to benefit wounded veterans." Don't ask me, don't tell me, just support our vets
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(This Old House)
 
 
 
This Old House brings us a list of crazy laws that all of you are guilty of breaking. Bonus: In Iowa, a man can bar his mother-in-law from his home without explanation
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(Some Clown)
 
 
 
The latest threat raising tensions between North and South Korea...Kindergarteners with balloons
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The Pope grew up eating stuffed pigeon with butter, cream and sherry, soup with liver and onion dumplings, and 'exquisite butter and jam biscuits.' "This is a triumph of animal fats, sugar and cholesterol"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You gonna get rap- AAAAAAAH
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man woos woman by 32 pages of notes and biblical references on her car in her locked garage. Surprisingly she does not want to meet and begin a relationship
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(KTLA)
 
 
 
In a move that totally doesn't sacrifice safety for profit, California considering "ad-blaring license plates"
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Would you like to own your very own 43 acre island, usable for farming and hunting, giving you isolation from mankind? For only $179,000 it can be yours. Only problem? It's in Illinois, but still, you take the good with the bad
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Louisiana senators have designated this day as a day of prayer, praying that "Divine Intervention" will clean up the oil spill....cause that has worked so well in the past 60 days
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Human rights groups say a device that uses high-frequency sound to disperse teenage gangs is illegal, degrading, and discriminatory to youngsters
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(KATU.com)
 
 
 
Oregon formally reclassifies marijuana as a drug with "acceptable medical use." This should turn out well, dude
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Well, it's June, which means it's time for Hobby Lobby to unleash their Christmas decorations, what with Christmas being six months away and all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your kids weren't taken away because of your Wiccan beliefs, they do that almost every time there are 100 dead cats found in a freezer
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy man who lives in a community whose primary industry is a Marine base and bought his house on the GI bill explains why he is an enraged conservative
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today columnist: The metric system needs to die. Reader comments: STFU and GBTW
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Today's churchgoing boy who smoked a synthetic form of marijuana, freaked out and killed himself brought to you by Indianola, Iowa
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In an attempt to provide clean drinking water to the people of India, WHO inadvertently causes the poisoning of 77 million people. Oops?
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
10 attempts to redesign the bicycle, from silly to rad. Yes, it's a slide show but at least it's not a slide show on asphalt
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Detroit school board president wants to rescind resignation even after admitting he acted lewdly while talking to the district's superintendent. Detroit sucks trifecta now in play
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual game of fetch
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If your Dad is the type who spends more time on the computer than on the golf course, and understand your Joss Whedon puns, here are some gift ideas that make a lot more sense
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Nearly 170,000 residents of Detroit still without power today. In other news, nearly 170,000 people still haven't figured out there's no reason left to live in Detrot
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Meet the man who will be in charge of doling out BP's $20 billion dollars
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal judges are protesting mandatory minimum sentences as too harsh by coming to the defense of... child pornography? They couldn't find a better choice?
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(Some Son)
 
 
 
Places that you and your dad used to go...that aren't there any more. Happy Father's Day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Calvin Klein announces the cool guys are wearing...Capes? Well, if not wearing a cape makes me uncool, so be it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arizona cancels bridge project after national media notices state planned to spend $1.25 million to save five roadkill squirrels per year
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Do you read? Do you think complaining loudly in front of others and belittling the teenage cashier is going to improve your situation?" No and yes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
As oil spill continues to hurt countless little men in boats, strip club files compensation claim against BP. Won't someone please think of those poor strippers?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Bush bikes burgled, Baltimore bobbies baffled
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Judge may throw out conviction of DHS official who hired illegal alien maid because expecting government officials not to be hypocrites is "government tyranny"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1980s: We're spending $$ to shoot down Russian copters in Afghanistan. Now: we're spending $$ to buy Russian copters so Afghans (who are used to flying the Russian ones) can shoot at other Afghans
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(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Worker handling radioactive waste gets bitten in finger. Now being scanned for internal contamination, spidey sense
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who stalked a 14-year-old girl spared jail time after using the old "maple syrup urine" genetic disorder defense
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boot bath
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(BareFoot MusicNews)
 
 
 
"Dear Daddy" ... what would you say to your Dad today?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Italian seismologists indicted for manslaughter. Fark: For not predicting a 6.3 magnitude earthquake
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dead Ned's head lacks cred. Eggheads beg for public help instead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FDA urges consumers to avoid erection-stimulating coffee and to consult a doctor if your coffee gives you an erection that lasts more than four hours
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(KABC7)
 
 
 
Teen gets stuck inside ATM. Quickly learns if the machine is rockin' the police come a knockin'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottish shopkeeper celebrating the World Cup accused of racism for hanging banner reading "Anyone But England"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Protip: when attempting to kill yourself by lighting your mattress on fire, try not to burn down your entire apartment complex. Also, when you don't succeed, don't walk around telling everyone about it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerkin Van Der Slut chooses isolated cell in Peru, rarely seen by other inmates. With mugshot indicating he's worth $2.00
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten countries with the world's worst cuisine. Yes, that one was the worst. Yes, that one's on the list too. And that one. And yes, submitter is a tool 'cos it's a slideshow
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(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Feds to investigate porn testing clinic amid allegations of confidentiality law violations, cheesy music
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gainesville police charged a woman with child abuse Friday after the woman's 17-year-old-daughter was found bleeding from a bite mark on her breast
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Undocumented Harvard student student not to be deported, plans to run for president
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China buys Greece from the bargain bin. Up next, Eastern Europe
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can ask your dog one question and (s)he'll answer it honestly in English... what do you ask and what do you think the answer is? (w/voting)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If your friend's dad is an AOL millionaire, drives a batmobile and has his house featured on "MTV's Teen Cribs" you might want to check the bathroom for cameras when you're at his pool party
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Sat June 19, 2010
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drum solo
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Are you smarter than a high-schooler? This Arizona state senator isn't
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with shriveled cajones shoots four people, self at fast food restaurant
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Pat Boone and I'm here to tell you ZZZSS FFAFLLLALA LAWWWWDIE LAWD LAWWWWD PPPPPFFPPPTTTHHHHH"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10 reasons you don't need to buy a hybrid. Unlimited natural resources strangely absent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cop stops woman having a stroke from entering emergency room. Husband carrying woman explains to officer what is going on. Officer nods head, arrests husband
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
This is why nothing ever gets done at City Hall
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
A billionaire busted for soliciting underage prostitutes? 18 months in jail. Selling the billionaire's private journal detailing his exploits with the underage prostitutes? 18 months in jail
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bay Area Farkers, let's bid farewell to one of our own as only we can - drinking too much and saying s**t that we'll regret later. June 19, 8 pm. LGT the location, and the rest of the info is in the thread EDIT: Drew will be there
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
New Harry Potter theme park introduces butterbeer. With no alcohol. Beer with no alcohol? Subby cast evanesco on the entire park for such a travesty
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three Mile Island now home to three rare birds of prey, three-eyed fish
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is cool
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(Sify)
 
 
 
18-month old Chinese girl with apparently indestructible digestive tract may soon be available for adoption by any parents who agree not to feed her nails
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
This Sunday, we celebrate the 100th Fathers Day. How it began and why fathers get screwed over
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Authors of new book present the case for panic over every day use of pretty much every thing. This should sell well
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(Google)
 
 
 
As the BP oil well continues to leak millions of gallons a day, BP chief Tony Hayward is: A) helping gulf cost victims B) working to fix the well, or C) attending a yacht race in England where his boat "Bob" will be competing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
War. Good god. What is it good for? Apparently not as conversation. Say it again
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Whose America is this? Boy cited for being too old on the playground. About halfway down
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As we approach another advertising-created guilt-gift-giving "holiday" we find out who's more popular: your dad or your dog. Hint: your dog wants a holiday
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Turns out, frozen food recalls aren't that effective, as evidenced by the number of idiots who still ate their Banquet pot pies after Con Agra recalled them
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tuned up television
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-lagunga (Translation: you Fail Warriors are a bunch of pretentious attention whoring douches)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Think your home life is chaotic? Man with 32 wives, 94 kids, and all of his sons' families live under one roof
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An average guy that might REALLY have to be at the gym in 26 minutes to marry Swedish Princess
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(wwaytv3.com)
 
 
 
Mmmmm, bacon cupcakes Subby is drooling too much to come up with a smart alecky headline
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Remember the Atlanta grandmother who was jailed for asking a cop, "why"? Yea, she's getting $20,000
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(Some Brewer)
 
 
 
National Homebrew Competition winner to be announced tonight. Prepare to raise a cold one
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman charged with DUI, going 101 mph with booze and bongs in the car, looking like a raccoon. (w/you'd still hit it pic)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hindu group demands Archie McPhee novelty store recall "Goddess Kali curry mints". McPhee offers 2-letter reply
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: grocery store gives large gasoline discounts. News: No purchases by you required. Fark: your neighbor's ID/password is his phone number
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Rutherford County, Tennessee Krogers decline to distribute "hate rhetoric" publication. Article commenters on both sides go Godwin in record time
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(Times-Leader)
 
 
 
From Pennsylvania, the unknown gas station
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(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Hungry thief causes a Benny Hill scene (w/what the hell mug shot)
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(Clarksville Online)
 
 
 
Soldier out with girlfriend gets chance to show her just how big a pair he really has
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(Honolulu Star-Advertiser)
 
 
 
The "healing stone of Wahiawa", considered by local Hindus to be a representation of Shiva, stolen by Hawaiians who call it Keanianileihuaokalani and plan to return it to site of ancient births
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(ABC 40/29)
 
 
 
Welcome to Arkansas, where Playboy is evil (and corrections officers are hot)
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
City's new men's homeless shelter provides hospital a convenient place to discharge an uninsured, paralyzed, IV-pole-toting, semi-conscious, hospital-gown-clad, deaf mute by dumping her from a taxi face down on the front lawn
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Thanks to budget cuts, Maine students will no longer have visits from The Puberty Lady. Now they will have to learn about sex from their teachers
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(Miller-McCune)
 
 
 
Skateboarders try riskier tricks for women. Also, the sun rises in the east
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pour yourself a mouse-tini, break out the nip, and enjoy a relaxing Caturday afternoon on the catio
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: New uses for Brussels sprouts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's official: They can't even make a drug powerful enough to make women want you
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Kid who wore hat with army men to school awarded medal and certificate by *real* army men who are not afraid of zero tolerance BS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Friend won't give you cab fare after a night out? Just tear your clothes, give yourself a black eye, slash your face and cause £150,000 investigation by falsely accusing 4 innocent men of rape "to teach people a lesson"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Demon barber gets life for slaying rival harcutter. I liked this story better when it was called "Sweeney Todd"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Incidents of drunkenness have plummeted since Budweiser became the only alcohol available at the World Cup
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man jailed for making a bubble with his gum in court. That blows
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Florida woman sees man driving around performing sex act on himself. I'd just stay home if I could do that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Joran van der Sloot's Mom: 'He Is Not a Murderer'. That's right: The term is serial killer. Get it right
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A former member of the KKK is playing a key role in restoring the Gulf. Vows to have the beaches white again in no time
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(Google)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 from the back of a moving semi after climbing on as part of "a bet with a drinking buddy"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Cracked article greenlit
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the "sexting" craze couldn't get any worse, you're grandma is now doing it. And this thread is just fine without pictures, thanks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bad seed
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Fri June 18, 2010
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Obama v. Arizona. It's on
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Good Lord: where to start? Man - who lives in a trailer with his mom - holds up gas station with caulk gun, flees with transgendered prostitute while attendant fights back with plastic trash can... (Oh, just click it already, would ya')
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
President of the Detroit School Board resigns for what he calls "health reasons." Apparently, playing with yourself during school board meetings is a "health condition"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New York City schools forced to cut back on the number of bake sales so that the precious snowflakes don't become precious snowdrifts
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Beating your boyfriend senseless for taking last beer in the house is understandable, maybe justified. But over the last Natural Light?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dirty cars pose health hazard in warm weather. "People ought to be aware that eating from a contaminated dashboard may represent the same health hazards (as) eating from a toilet seat"
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(Fox 41)
 
 
 
Gay pro-tip: Don't call the cops on your boyfriend after a fight when you're both in the process of burying a body in the basement. NTTAWWT
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(News & Advance)
 
 
 
You're a high school principal and the student newspaper writes an editorial you don't like. Do you (c) order all copies destroyed because "there were some typos?"
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(OC Register)
 
 
 
"Ah, yes, hello, 911? Yes, it's an emergency; the stripper I ordered off of Craigslist is too old"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG's mug shot roundup is a Thing to behold
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pot smoking can worsen schizophrenia, but it beats smoking alone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this striding senior
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(CTV)
 
 
 
If you stole a pick up truck with trailer outside of Montreal yesterday morning, the zoo would like their tiger and two camels back
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Two friends decide to take a stab at how many championships Phil Jackson has
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(The Independent)
 
 
 
At U. of Limerick is strife/ Corruption suggestions are rife/ President denies/ Nepotism cries/ Just cuz he appointed his wife
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The ten best Pixar flicks of all time. No. 1 and No. 2 really need to swap places, though, and "Cars" was just a Doc Hollywood rip-off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Woman explains why she kept 100 dead cats in her freezer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Evangelical leaders say that God himself will kick BP's ass if they don't clean up this spill
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC finally realizes that having frying pan in the middle of a playground for toddlers to get severely burned on can be bad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iran could easily attack Europe with missles, says the U.S. -- and we're never wrong about that sort of thing
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(Some drunk grill guy)
 
 
 
It's Father's Day weekend, you have booze, a grill and those ribs and steaks aren't going to cook themselves. Recipe suggestions to the left, your better recipes to the right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you can think of a better way to celebrate finished your college exams than the tried and tested "human fireball" gag, please feel free to share it
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(KFAB)
 
 
 
Duct Tape might be a miracle adhesive, but Nebraska cops say don't use it as a babysitting tool
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel:"You never want a serious crisis to go to waste - and what I mean by that is it's an opportunity to do things that you could not do before." Crisis? Oil spill. Opportunity? Charge $7.00/gal. for gas. Rahmin' it
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Strippermobiles start your engines - Joe Redner, owner of Tampa's nudiest strip clubs, officially running for office in Florida
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(BBC)
 
 
 
I just gave the go ahead to Corrections Director to proceed with Gardner's execution. May God grant him the mercy he denied his victims.#Die
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Museum can't find their 20-ton sperm whale. Let the Kirstie Alley jokes commence
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
InBev CEO credits August Busch IV for saving $1 billion...the cuts and layoffs they were attempting in their effort to ward off InBev
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman gets caught defrauding a team of 10-year-old hockey players. In response to this most heinous offence, Canada reinstates flogging as a form of punishment. Give her 400 lashes
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSGs Friday Photo Fun. What were these lovely ladies arrested for? Contest ends at 6pm Central
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Although he thought it would be a ball at first, man nearly loses his testicle after participating in a bikini waxing fundraiser for charity at his local pub. That's nuts
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
From his approach to foreign wars and civil liberties to his belief that massive government bailouts and housing subsidies will jump-start the economy, he's been more like the third term of George W. Bush than something new and different
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I have invested 90 per cent of my money in prostitutes, the rest on Class A drugs, the remains I squandered'
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto mayoral candidate promises to score some OxyContin for voter. Cash would have been safer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee town wages war at home against community Muslims they say are trying to kill them
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(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
Democratic congresswoman to Gen. Petraeus: When are military bases going to start using renewable energy? Maybe when they invent the solar-powered grenade
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Gasland" -- a new documentary about the dangers of energy drilling by a film maker with the luckiest timing in the world -- to air on HBO tonight
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(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Cecil Adams takes on a Rush Limbaugh talking point. "Will the oil spill clean itself up?" The answer may surprise you. It won't surprise Rush, though
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"This product allowed me to urinate freely during the game or when I was selling a treasured engagement ring to a young couple"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Pooty-poot says new warplane better than US warplane. Also thinks highly of Van Haggar, prefers Winchester over Burns and doesn't understand the hate for New Coke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
That new dog not working out for you the way you'd hoped? Look into your local Pet Lemon Laws
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Mortar shell weather vane sounds cool, just make sure shell isn't live
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(Discover)
 
 
 
So here's how to use superglue to remove objects from your ear canal. Bonus: how to remove superglue from your ear canal
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Before you start to gag at the idea of watching another YouTube video of a baby doing something stupid, just be happy this one is dancing and not smoking 2 packs a day
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Scalia's high school commencement address explains why your cliche-ridden commencement address totally sucked
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you go for your stun gun to taser somebody but wind up grabbing your .40 and shoot them to death by mistake?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College student launches drive to save original "Nightmare on Elm Street" house, buy stock in No-Doze
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(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Study: Allegheny County to spend $300,000 on bicycle and pedestrian transportation ideas. Objective: Your good health. Reality: People drive from Target to Sam's club even though it's the same parking lot
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Barton would like you to know he is sorry that you misconstrued his misconstruction
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Gun club in suburban Philadelphia faces a criminal complaint for injuring "Roberta" during a recent club event. Roberta is a pigeon, and the event was a pigeon shoot
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man takes a 99 pound carp in public. And the Sun is there
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
What kind of idiot leaves his moonshine in a pot patch?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Army enlists Sauron, comissions gazillion dollar project to ship unblinking eye from Mordor to Afghanistan. Elves nervous, dwarves seen sharpening their beards
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(Medscape)
 
 
 
Doctors will be paid less to see Medicare patients. Docs support the move saying they entered medicine because they love helping people, not for money. Just kidding, docs threaten to drop Medicare patients
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Even after yesterday's congressional grandstanding, most still think that BP is more capable than the U.S. government when it comes to managing the Gulf disaster
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To get over her phobia of a monkey attack, woman travels to Monkey Island, lies on ground. Since this is Fark, you can guess what comes next: "Many of the primates remained hanging from her limbs"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize winning author Jose Saramago dies, will be buried with his golden gun resting on his third nipple
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Best video of a guy yanking his son's tooth out with a rocket you'll see, well, ever
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
South Carolina Democratic Party: Alvin Greene may be an unemployed, porn-loving nutbar, but he's OUR unemployed, porn-loving nutbar
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(Nevada Appeal)
 
 
 
Okay people, one more time: this is a slot machine; it is not a urinal
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Thanks to unions, we're turning down all sorts of help the Europeans have offered us for the Gulf spill
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Pope comes out against vuvuzelas, Vatican stance on playing the pink oboe still unclear
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bill to rein in special interests ends up doing the exact opposite
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week on Would Fonzie Date Her?: Lady Gaga
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Germany was defeated in WWII because we put hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place and always played with the boot game piece
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The tiny town of Barre, VT, is embroiled in a political debate that may well destroy us all: should cat owners be required to keep their cats on leashes?
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Today's news anchor arrested, twice, for trashing neighbor's yard and sending nasty emails brought to you by Tampa
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
If you can't blur out the face of the crime witness a nondescript camel-toe will work just fine
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(Appalachian News Express)
 
 
 
Appalachian Ninja. Threatening pharmacy workers with a sword because he can't afford Sudafed to make meth
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(Grand Junction Daily Sentinel)
 
 
 
Republican representative calls on state government to stop offering medical benefits to state employees who only work part-time. Well, all the part-time state employees apart from legislators, like her
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(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer carrying beer rolls over on interstate. "Channel 9's photographer saw hundreds of broken bottles on the road and said there was a strong odor of beer in the air." (Warning: graphic footage)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How to use certain foods to decrease your skin cancer risk: Step 1 -- prepare and eat meals indoors
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this contact point
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
*POW* *POW* *POW* *poof* *POW*
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
This is bizarre even for animal smugglers: Man caught with 8 foxes and 50 chameleons in his suitcase
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Marie Callender's frozen meals have always been the tastiest you can buy, like they had a little something extra in them. Today, we learned that something extra was salmonella
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Uh Oh SpaghettiOs
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(9WSYR)
 
 
 
Not News: Man charged with DWI blows a .18. News: While driving a snowmobile across several yards. Fark: In June
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Drunken man strips to underwear outside discount store, threatens to kill employees, arrested after brief altercation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you enjoy rheumatoid arthritis as much as you do tea, science has great news for you
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Despite a mom's multiple efforts to get them to stop, Toys R Us keeps sending an annual birthday card and pre-recorded telephone call on her daughter's birthday. Her daughter died four years ago
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The parade of crazies on Army bases continues with a shooting at another post in Georgia
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Either Fred Phelps has developed a Welsh accent, or he really does believe that God hates flags
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this floating inflatable
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US cars top foreign brands on quality survey for the first time ever
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF LOS ANGELES (cough) DO NOT RIOT
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(WFAA-TV)
 
 
 
If you are a cop being driven home in a squad car because you're too drunk to drive, don't fire your service weapon in the car
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Thu June 17, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BP thugs run off reporters attempting to cover oil spill. If only they were that good at keeping other stuff off the beaches
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man gets his prized 1956 Ford F-100 pickup back after it was stolen 38 years ago. It's repainted, has better tires and rims, and more power. That's some fine police work there Lou. No, really it is
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Mad Engineers design a dam to flood the mouth of the Mississippi thereby protecting the wetlands from the oil spill
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Church refuses to allow women's softball team to play after discovering that some women who play softball are gay, sky is blue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kid can't wear a patriotic cap to honor our troops because it's decorated with tiny Army men and that violates his school's weapons ban. "His teacher called and said it wasn't appropriate because it had guns"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California prison system: "We need to save money, how about canceling visitations?"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Despite how classy and glamorous shows like "Jersey Shore" and "The Sopranos" and "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" make the Garden State look, the people who actually live there kind of hate it
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Kobe. Rondo. Game 7. Need I say more? It's your 2010 NBA Finals discussion thread, final edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
58-year old NYC man set to return from 1,152-day voyage at sea. Let's see a 16-year old do that
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(Chron)
 
 
 
CEO of BP admits he has no clue as to what goes on in his company
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
1 World Trade Center now has a Subway franchise, 27 floors up. The terrorists have lost
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Body piercings have become so common, even the animals are doing it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant map
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(Some Cheese Guy)
 
 
 
You mess with the lunch ladies, you get the cheese
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Research shows that adulthood is being acheived later in life. Staying on parents insurance until 26, finishing educations up to 34, having children at 45, first promotion at 79, and finally retiring at 152
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Man wants to watch World Cup. Still not news: People want to watch religious show instead. News: People get violent and kill the man. Fark: Those people were his wife and kids
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not News: Arizona spends $1.25 million to protect endangered species. News: with a rope bridge. Fark: They're squirrels
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Armless woman is an embroidery expert. Gotta give her a hand for that
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Somali-American surprised to be put on no-fly list after a trip to Yemen, is now stuck in Cairo. "I can't even eat at Hardees anymore"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-NYC schoolteacher designs plastic bottles that can be screwed together into everything from soccer goals to temporary shelters for disaster victims
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lesbian cop turns out to be well hung
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
California has spent millions putting GPS trackers on parolees. Unfortunately, it only spent about $8.75/hour on hiring someone to respond to alerts from those tracking devices
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Wife realizes now that marrying another soldier while her husband was stationed in Iraq was probably a bad idea
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(KSL)
 
 
 
Na'vi have invaded the mountains of Utah
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting into a car accident. Worse: with a police cruiser. Worser: and two of his partners and their police cruisers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man paints giant penis on drawbridge to protest security measures at International Economic Forum. "The big penis rises and glistens in the light whenever the bridge is raised to let ships pass beneath"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once again, West Virginia is inviting artists to submit works that celebrate the state. Only this time they hope the winning entry isn't part of an outhouse. "It was a huge scandal"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, clear cutting forests might destroy the natural habitats of thousands of wild animal species, but it creates ideal habitats for others, like malaria-spreading mosquitoes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CEO of WFI has ID'ed 7 MIA's from WWII PDQ W/O DNA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man finds $58 in a pile of dog poo, returns money to owner along with bill for money laundering
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Officer, I'm old enough to drink and I'm dickless
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Mayans and crackpots claiming the world will end in 2012. New hotness: University of Cambridge professors claiming the world will end in 2014
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Miluk mn lo hn hil lihin ploi on iu
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: Man loses leg while riding motorcycle on highway. Good: Firefighters find the leg. Fark: Man puts it back on and rides home
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(Time)
 
 
 
Scientists discover hidden message in Sistine Chapel ceiling. World cowers in fear of new Dan Brown book
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman wants government to compensate her for a bear eating her miniature donkeys' organs since the bear was wearing a tracking collar at the time
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The six most insanely misguided attempts at viral marketing
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(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Caption this coffeehouse calamity
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(Some Nut)
 
 
 
PETA is calling for a halt in polar bear breeding because they go Knuts
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(Bacon Today)
 
 
 
...so here's some rainbow bacon. Truly we live in glorious times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On Southwest, human heads fly free
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(Nafferton Today)
 
 
 
Teens arrested for running burger van which offered "Free Porno with every order over £5" thereby scuppering submitter's plans to spend the weekend wrestling his Whopper with relish
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet the nine-year-old girl that teaches American soldiers the art of....alligator wrestling
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Hey fellas, do you have trouble running or walking more than a mile at a time? Lifting heavy objects? Does it hurt when you bend, kneel, or stoop? It could be a herniated disk in your back. More likely though, you've got the menopause
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this opening ceremony performance
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Drunken French sailor strips naked in downtown Victoria, BC hotel. After getting arrested and released, he gets naked again in line to re-board his ship
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former NYC union boss pleads guilty to embezzling 300K to use on blackjack...and hookers. With pic that will have you feeling sorry for the hookers
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Businessman threatened to kill a competitor because he felt she violated the "unwritten code among ice cream truck drivers about where they sell their snacks"
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(Badass of the Week)
 
 
 
How one Chinese farmer defended his house with home-made rocket launchers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm sorry sir, but the NHS doesn't treat zombiism
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
If you're a member of parliament and want to whisper to someone that there's a hottie in the second row, make sure your microphone's off. Better yet, make sure the hottie is over sixteen
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news: Entrepreneur comes up with cheap, efficient way to make solar panels. The bad: Government red tape hinders him. The good: Officials cut through tape to greenlight project. The bad: The Chinese government
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"My daughter has had rabbit stress all year because of this"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One of these knights Iceland is going to exhume the body of Bobby Fischer to see if he really mated or is just a pawn in an extortion scheme
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why giving money to homeless people just makes the world worse
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(KOAT)
 
 
 
Tip of the day. If you're going to break into the zoo in the middle of the night, take pictures of you and your friends posing with the animals in their cages and habitats. Don't post them on Facebook
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Adding one more thing to the list of seemingly harmless things in Australia that could kill you, a family learns why BBQs are supposed to be used outside, not inside
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Noted socialists, bootstrap and free-market haters Warren Buffet and Bill Gates are campaigning to get more billionaires to donate the majority of their wealth to charitable causes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stretched neck
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times: Childhood is dead
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(Sify)
 
 
 
Indian census grinds to a halt as Christians refuse to be counted, citing the Book of Revelations and the Mark of the Beast
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy invents better buns for bratwursts, wins admiration of world
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Whole Foods grapes are reported to have quite a bite lately - especially the ones with black widows in them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those crazy Brits and their weird measuring systems- you'd almost think this story says a girl hit puberty at age seven. But that'd be ridiculous, right?
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(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
If you wear handcuffs as jewelry and have tattoos showing women's naked breasts you will be denied access to Six Flags over Texas
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 267: "Monumental" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 16, 2010
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what gives your bread that crunchy flavor, it's not the hearty oats. It's the shards of glass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You'd be popping Xanax, too, if you had drive around in a van with nine kids
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We should all pity the middle-aged British sex tourist who's the real victim of Thailand's sex industry. "I'm exhausted. I'll need a holiday when I get back"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Lobsters are being killed off by a virus called PaV1 that's spread through lobster-on-lobster contact. At least it's not crabs
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(Google)
 
 
 
Woman sneaks 506 pounds of pot onto plane after hiding it in her eyeliner
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
London drivers, you're up next
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Women live longer than men. They do better in this economy. More of 'em graduate from college... these females are going to leave us males in the dust"
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's on the big screen
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Latest teacher-student sex scandal: Hot Japanese teacher offers to have sex with Chinese students as an apology for WWII. (w/pic) I'll just go ahead and get your bunk ready
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter to collaborate on new project. It will be a story about parallel worlds, presumably because a single one isn't big enough to contain this much awesome
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Emo Philips charged with murder for 1986 shooting of brother
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(Sify)
 
 
 
Cheating on your wife takes balls. Sometimes, both of them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Study of Dominant-Looking Men Yields Surprising Result". Ann Coulter unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Military Mistress" arrested in New Orleans. It's no wonder she was able to drain the bank accounts of 40 military men, she's smoking hot
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Step 1: Sell everything you own after your fiancé leaves you. Step 2: Buy a Lamborghini and roam the country. Step 3: Well, there isn't really a step three but step two is pretty cool
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In a statement that doesn't sound arrogant at all, BP Chairman says he cares about "small people"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting arrested for dealing cocaine. Worse: The cops seizing your winning lottery ticket under forfeiture laws
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
You may have an addiction problem if you refuse to put the crack pipe down as you're being arrested. "I got to smoke this"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
News: Attorney accepts sex to settle a legal bill. Still just news: Videotapes it. Fark: Shows it to her boyfriend. More Farky: Attorney is running for Prosecutor
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sofa king dead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Before you go thinking that the worst of the BP oil spill disaster is behind us, remember this: Hollywood hasn't even started on it yet
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
After much investigation, psychologist has concluded that "rage" may have had something to do with teen's deadly gun attack
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
According to science, 80s high school movies: If you can get the popular girl to like you, every girl will like you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vast left wing conspiracy starts with teaching our children to kick some balls. Better put on your world cup, people
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Shirley official allegedly took lurid photos, bugged offices. You can't be serious
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Pardon me, but if you could spare a few minutes, could you please read these five basic manners that time forgot. Thank you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another crazy person with explosives arrested at another military base, this time impersonating a soldier. The "Homegrown Crackpot Decathlon" is now in high gear
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(scienceagogo)
 
 
 
Study suggests the war on drugs might really be a war on sex
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Today's story coming full circle: Man arrested and facing death penalty was featured on "Cops" as toddler while police settled domestic dispute between his grandparents
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ordering your steak well done: Is it prudent in order to kill pathogens, or are you a benighted philistine with the taste buds of a toddler?
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
61 year-old woman leaves her mother's dead body on floor for 14 months because the house was so filthy she was afraid authorities would condemn it
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(The Register)
 
 
 
And so it begins. Weakest link of the team of hackers responsible for the iPad/AT&T "security" breach arrested
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Downtown Toronto strip bars, brothels and liquor stores may suffer from the upcoming G20 summit. BRING BACK CLINTON
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The coolest picture of Mars you'll see today. Just kidding, it's the Gulf of Mexico
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(Fox17online.com)
 
 
 
Man hammered his girlfriend and then bolted. Police nailed him, so now he's screwed. What a tool
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
America's biggest fears: The economy, job stability, and personal finances. Britain's biggest fears: Spiders, needles, and oh yes...clowns
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We're living in a dog eat cat world (with x-ray goodness)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Newsweek put "Saint Sarah" Palin on their cover. Photoshop some alternative covers for the issue
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
After a comprehensive two-year study, the expert scienticians from the New York Metro Transit Authority can now confirm that rats live in subway stations, and that they're hard to kill
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
A student made a sarcastic comment in the yearbook. Do you a) Screen the comment out when it's submitted, b) Remove it when found in test run or in design process or c) Take scissors to all the yearbooks afterwards
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"Hello? Crimestoppers? There's this man in charge of Crimestoppers who is..." *click* "Hello? Hello?"
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Figaro, Figaro, FigarOW
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Cluster of earthquakes kills two, or as they call it in Indonesia, Wednesday
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six organizations you didn't know were secretly badass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey kids, if you must smoke, smoke Vita Minb6 brand, for a healthier, lungier smoke
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(newsnet 5)
 
 
 
♪Set up a ♪ hidden camera at the ♪ \o/ ♪ |0| ♪ 0( ♪ /o\ ♪
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Laurie David says Al Gore did not melt her polar ice caps
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Kid wears the pants in his family. Underpants, that is. All 215 pairs. Article is brief
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bank security guard cleans his gun, right into the stomach of a passerby outside
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(Some nonreporting reporter)
 
 
 
County Board of Health is against large energy project due to its potential to cause widespread pollution. Fark- Energy project is a wind farm. That causes groundwater contamination
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(Time)
 
 
 
I can haz web empire?
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
As a result of the BP spill, Katie Couric boasts she will buy a Prius... which will hold five Courics or two regular size persons
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Easy living dumbing down our pooches". Now, if we can only get it to work on the cats as well, we can stop living in fear of the eventual feline uprising
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After being found asleep in his truck, man attacks a gas station employee for interrupting his "very good dream"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Former British official describes the French language as "useless." De Gaulle of some people
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Saying the F word in public just got a whole lot more expensive. WTF
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy on a beast
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Ask a cop for his name? That's a beating
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(Indpendent Mail (SC))
 
 
 
Dying man renews wedding vows with wife of 72 years, figuring that where he's going he'll finally get some peace and quiet so what the hell
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police Training 101...A police officer should not, I repeat, should not, punch out a jaywalking suspect. Wait...You can BE a "jaywalking suspect??
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(Some drowned drunk)
 
 
 
Not News: Man swims accross river... News: To a bar... FARK: And watches as Search and Rescue teams spend several hours looking for him in the water
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Tue June 15, 2010
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
If you stole a bunch of police uniforms and are planning a surprise party for the G8/G20 summit next week, the Toronto police would like to know, because they can't tell how many uniforms they're supposed to have
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
So what you're saying is... it's pretty easy to not get caught living in bank owned houses worth $3 million so long as you don't stay more than a few months at a time
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Man thought of MacGyver before amputating his arm. Because, you know, MacGyver did that several times but always spontaneously regrew his limbs
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Airline passengers upset with slow drink service forced to be content with the fact that the flight attendant was busy at the time...helping the pilot land the plane
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that obese women have a tough time finding a sexual partner, except when Jack Daniels is around
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lawnmower man
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks "Are ninjas a cliche or poised for a comeback?" Regardless of the answer, you won't see them coming
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(WDRB Fox 41)
 
 
 
If you steal a laptop, make sure it doesn't have tracking software. And don't blab about it on Facebook. Or post a bunch of pics of yourself. Come to think of it, it's probably not a good idea to steal a laptop at all
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Beer before liquor will make you sicker, but demanding lemonade lands you in the stockade
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The good news: DNA test appears to clear the name of a man who spent time on Texas' death row. The bad news: He was executed ten years ago
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
...first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a handgun from the baby carriage
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(tosa)
 
 
 
After "wrestling with his conscience", a 14-year-old boy steals school bus and goes joyriding to the mall "to be seen"
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Apparently South Africa didn't get the memo about R. Kelly. Awk-Ward
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(OC Register)
 
 
 
12 arrested after blocking traffic in immigration protest, still able to build patio deck and retaining wall before being taken away
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Scientists investigate the greatest mystery since magnets: Was the Insane Clown Posse trolling us all with their "Miracles" video? (with video evidence)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After 38 years and $290m inquiry finds what everyone knew to begin with: British soldiers in Northern Ireland shiat themselves in crowds bigger than four people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There he goes again: Glenn Beck claims Obama won't meet with BP CEO because he's white
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oddly enough, there were two Taaqi Browns in our prison. Our bad
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(BBC)
 
 
 
FIFA ejects 36 hot Dutch women from World Cup game for wearing short, tight orange dresses. You know how I know you're gay?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Reason why all of the good looking people have disappeared from your OKCupid
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Helpful hint: If you want to abandon your children to fulfill your dream of becoming a stripper, don't punch one of them in the stomach while the cops are watching
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal: Screw all y'all, we're building an oil barrer wall, and we're building it now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man nearly dies from fish inhalation
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Are voters truly sophisticated and rational decision makers? Apparently not
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest's stalker sentenced to two years in prison and a lifetime of questionable taste
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Just in case you can't think in units of "Exxon Valdez"', a U.Delaware professor breaks down the BP disaster in terms more Americans can understand - number of cars powered per year
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Venus Flytrap wants you to know that he supports Virginia's new film industry tax breaks for the film industry. Seriously, that's the best representative Virginia's got for filming there?
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Metallic skeletal remains of Terminator Jesus: "I'll be back"
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
North Carolina man encounters Bigfoot, counts how many fingers it has then tells it to get off his lawn: "I rough-talked him and said, 'You get away from here'"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The DC gay agenda includes legalizing prostitution
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Squadrons of planes seen over Staten Island dropping Red Bulls in anticipation of bombing the Statue of Liberty tomorrow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gulf oil explosion cleanup ship is now on fire
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(* Magazine)
 
 
 
Al Gore unable to curb his enthusiasm for Larry David's ex
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(YEEEHAW)
 
 
 
Southerners in Australia are the carbon copy of their counterparts in the United States
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin maple syrup production down 41% due to unseasonably high temperatures. Where is your Climategate now?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man charged with indecent exposure after several people complained that he was "masturbating at fellow kayakers"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew talks about the World Cup, with special emphasis on the delicate lullaby of the majestic vuvuzelAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA . Also, Headlines of the Week for 6/6 - 6/12
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
US Army finds that Velcro is too difficult, goes back to buttons
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
High school holds assembly to honor graduates who are going to enter the military. So two douchebag teachers decide this is the perfect time to hold up an anti-war sign
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bespectacled man
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Hot trucker mom invents device to get the last drop of ketchup out of that bottle. ''I drive a truck all day and think about things. There's nothing else to do''. Pic included
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently it still needs to be said: If you are a male in the U.S. and you see a child -- be it lost, injured, sick or crying -- just walk away or you will be arrested
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Father serving in the Middle East surprises daughter by showing up at her high school graduation
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Woman to the 911 operator: "Lightning struck Jesus. JESUS IS ON FIRE." 911 operator to the woman: "Nice"
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(WCAX)
 
 
 
Two men wind up drunk, naked and covered in mud in the forest after attending a church festival. Subby considers converting
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
North Korea to the UN: Condemn our attack on a South Korean ship and we'll go nuttier than a bag of Snickers
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five ridiculous gun myths everyone believes. Thanks a lot, movies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Since the Empire State Building won't do it, a 14-story building in the Bronx will shine a blue light to honor Mother Teresa. "It sends a message to the Empire State Building: 'Shame on you. You have some nerve'"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Lone American hunting bin Laden in Pakistan with sword
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