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Sun May 09, 2010
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(ScotusBlog)
 
 
 
Obama will nominate Elena Kagan to replace John Paul Stevens on the Supreme Court
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(719)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
First it was paid maternity leave, then it was ladies' nights at bars. Now a college bus service is giving free rides at night only to women
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(475)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
PROTIP: When giving a commencement speech to university graduates, try not to address them by a rival school's acronym
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen makes a bet with his Spanish teacher that he would wear the same shoes all the way through high school to graduation. In submitter's day this was called "be glad you have any shoes at all, ya lil bastard"
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(61)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain says Nanny State can have his salt when they pry it from his cold, dead fingers: "Nothing else encapsulates the mission of the food ideologues better than this latest intrusion: they desire a world without flavor."
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(234)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man tries to board plane with batteries and electrical circuit. Hilarity in shoes
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(53)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Jesus toast (potato, tortillla, or whatever food he's been making appearances on) prepares for Armageddon as demon pear is unleashed from his domain. Demon apple core strangely absent
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(59)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
When looking for something to scratch your nose, you choose ... c) the muzzle of a loaded gun
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(74)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hawk foiled by squirrel with nuts of brass. (with circle of life photos)
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(45)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Worse then rain on your wedding day? An airliner making an emergency landing dumping airline fuel all over your neighborhood
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(69)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man arrested after stealing $8,350 worth of Apple merchandise. Police say they have recovered both Macbook Pros
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(205)
 
(WhatPoll)
 
 
 
10 real-life "Kick-Ass" superheroes
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(61)
 
(Some 98 percenter)
 
 
 
American Mensa holds its annual convention in Detroit this year. Slogan: "Who's the genius that picked Detroit?"
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(376)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Evel Knievel's son hopes to replicate his jump over the Snake River Canyon
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lebanon breaks hummus record in bid to promote whirled peas
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(52)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this space hair
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British NASA astronaut to take a piece of Sir Isaac Newton's apple tree into space. Given the chance, wooden't you?
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(43)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida lawmakers vote neigh on banning bestiality
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(121)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Run for your lives, farking 4,000 pound rhino escapes at Jacksonville zoo
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(57)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Obama bemoans "diversions" of iPod, Xbox, and iPads. At least I think that's what he said, I was updating my Twitter and Facebook and really paying OMG is that a bunny over there?
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(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are scissors, and there are precision laser guided scissors
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(57)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Not news: Vandals mar new bridge in Detroit within 1 day. News: A vandal caught on tape is editor of Detroit Free Press. Fark: She's known for articles complaining about a small number of idiots ruining Detroit's image
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(210)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Attorney General confirms Pakistani Taliban behind NYC car bomb, goats
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(113)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What the impacts of the government's plan to increase home energy efficiency might mean to you. With pic of a man playing with his caulk
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(85)
 
(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Nashville wishes there was a Republican in Governor's office, White House so media would noticed they were enduring worst disaster since Civil War
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(162)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Headline: "Pot bust yields more than 800 pounds." Link to previous headline at end of article: "Nearly 900 pounds of marijuana found during raid." Also linked before that: "Man Arrested With Half-Ton Of Pot"
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, oil sucking HAIR
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(48)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
MIT students restore old pseudo-musical instruments in subway station so new generations of children can annoy fellow riders
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having to explain to your mom what MILF means is an indication that you chose the WRONG Mother's Day gift
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NATO troops march on Red Square
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(83)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Accomplished internet entrepreneur and acknowledged web guru Drew Curtis addresses prestigious technical conference and explains the business model behind the wildly successful Fark.com
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(115)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Journalist points out all the benefits of a red-light district in cities: safety for both prostitutes and citizens, healthier, taxes raised for city, tourism increase. But remember, sex is a SIN
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(61)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
California DA rules that police can legally kill bystanders (Shoot the hostage, SHOOT THE HOSTAGE)
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(266)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tree dweller
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(31)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
"There are mothers who will spend today missing sons and daughters fighting overseas ... who have lost children in those wars, for whom Mother's Day will never be the same. And then there is Eva Briseno."
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(141)
 
(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
It was Moms that started MADD. It was moms that helped start the Prohibition. Can your mother be the one to get marijuana legalized? MIFL?
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
7.4-magnitude earthquake strikes off the coast of Indonesia. Still no word yet as to what the hell a Justin Bieber is
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(106)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bosnian war criminal just got Serbed
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(50)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man decides to take out his "Wii Rage" on neightbors, nearby turtles
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(55)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
A Catholic God may watch over your immortal soul, but he won't keep an eye on idiots slashing your tires
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this looking into
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No matter how good an idea it seems at the time, tattooing the letter 'A' on the ass of someone else's 19-month old baby is really not a good idea
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(77)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Christian college refuses to rescind policy that states homosexuality is forbidden on campus, meaning the students will have to hide it as they've done for years
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(231)
 
(NRC Handelsblad)
 
 
 
Not news: New magazine for gays hits the newstands. Fark: The first of its kind in any Islamic country
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(83)
 
(Land Line)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with old law prohibiting slow drivers from blocking left lane, Colorado will add new law prohibiting slow drivers from blocking left lane
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(52)
 


Sat May 08, 2010
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Olbermann calls out President Obama on inappropriate 'predator drone' joke. His thong must be riding high
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(306)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obvious: Group criticizes the US for overstating cancer risks in products. Ironic: Group is the American Cancer Society
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest picture you'll see all day of the aurora borealis over Chicago. Bonus: taken from the International Space Station
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(84)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The large steel condom placed on the Horizon leak does not work on first attempt as ice crystal formation made it too buoyant
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(307)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Senility and dementia are becoming more common among family pets. Your dog wants pancakes
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(52)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Social media guru ("one of the 100 Smartest People in Social Media") arrested at bloggers meeting for sexual harassment of female business acquaintance via various forms of social media
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(43)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sex-change spiritualist accuses Rosie-lookalike psychic of defrauding him of $150K including cash, Rolexes and Hummer. Psychic's lawyer accuses man and police of religious discrimination
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(34)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Drink up, nerds: Dungeon and Dragons themed soda is here
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pier perspective
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(46)
 
(Sad tag came in second)
 
 
 
Future People of Wal-Mart (some images may not be office-friendly)
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(129)
 
(DailyMe)
 
 
 
Fifth grade teacher allows girl's injury go untreated because the girl has lesbian parents. Just for added irony, this took place at Martin Luther King Jr. Elementary
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(258)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five cheap magic tricks behind every psychic
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(84)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cops investigate a nudists mom and stepdad for being naked at home with her sons around. "I think it's a real slippery slope when the government wants to dictate to a parent that they can't be nude in their own home."
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behold "Lotso" - Disney's new theme park character
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(71)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Coolest nest cam you'll see all day-- a bald eagle and chick
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(77)
 
(Naperville News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when strangers come by unannounced and park in your driveway? And when they take off all of their clothes and walk around the back of your house naked? And when they get into your hot tub?
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(60)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Big Picture: The Vietnam War. Yes, it includes that iconic photo. And that one. And also that one. Bonus: correctly spelled, well designed protest signs
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(254)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Crude oil down to $75 a barrel on speculation as to what the hell a Justin Beiber is
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(63)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Defendant: (^o^) ʘ‿ʘ , Judge: ಠ_ಠ , Defendant: @_@ (;_;) , Prostitute: (^_^)
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(128)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
If you have 15 kids and you accidentally leave one of your minor children at Walmart, and don't realize until the next day when a friend sees her on the news, it may be time to consider some birth control
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(143)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
In a decidedly 'Toyota-esque moment', a Staten Island ferry sped up as the captain fought with a stuck throttle, and crashed into the terminal. (video)
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(24)
 
(Recordnet.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Instead of buying, fixing and flipping houses, man does it with yachts. News: After retrofitting them for disabled people. Fark: He does it from a wheelchair
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(10)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Facebook has gone rogue, drunk on founder Mark Zuckerberg's dreams of world domination." And it must be stopped
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(190)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawns, keyboards, exit polls and nine other things society would be better off without
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(87)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman files lawsuit claiming that her three-bags-a-day popcorn habit gave her "popcorn lung." I wonder if there's a kernel of truth to her story?
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(84)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Not News: Cops break down door to raid drug house. News: Got the wrong guy, smashed his face bloody. Fark: Victim is a refugee who escaped violent police-state and immigrated to the safety of... Totalfark: ...Canada
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(77)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
8,000 quarters + 25,000 dimes + 20,000 nickels + 20,000 pennies = win
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(35)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
That big Greyhound Bus standoff in New Hampshire that resulted in two arrest and one tazering was all just a big misunderstanding. It seems that speaking Swahili is now considered suspect
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(65)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Arizona to deport freeway speed cameras
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(74)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your wife will be looking for action on Monday if you don't treat her right on Sunday
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(32)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Woman hires lawyer to fight $640 ticket for parking in a handicapped space while paying her daughter's $250 speeding ticket at courthouse. "It's outrageous, I wasn't driving drunk. I wasn't speeding in a school zone."
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(202)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Gypsy arrested after spending years on the run. Police still on the lookout for tramps and thieves
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien interviewed at Google: "My bosses at NBC thought I was behind the whole online support....they got to the point of telling me "MAKE IT STOP"
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(108)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mud slide
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Parents are mangling names in a misguided mission to trumpet their kid's individuality...Misspelling a child's name won't make Junior special, creative or unique. Y's and I's are not interchangeable."
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(553)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man sues after paying $2.2 million for a fake copy of Shindler's List. Subby only paid $10 to see original and still felt ripped off
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(27)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida prepares to battle mosquitoes, generate more Fark headlines
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Since when do Coke machines have feet?
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(47)
 
(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
No, that 200 year old historic powder house does not have weapons or ammunition inside. Please stop breaking in
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers claim that one third of Britons have suffered an ache or strain either before, during or after sex. (w/ hilarious list of top 10 mishaps)
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(246)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Prosecutors have holdout juror removed, winning conviction. Was that wrong?
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(55)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Turns out the oil rig disaster in the Gulf of Mexico was caused by a giant fart
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ric Romero: "We have become so dependent on our computers that it is very aggravating when it's not working"
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today is the 65th anniversary of VE day, so spare a grateful thought for veterans everywhere
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(100)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
This week's Fark News Quiz features bad coaches, the intersection of technology and food, and hot Icelandic ash. Difficulty: quiz now has a "C" option, making it 33% more difficult
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three lion cubs make their debut at the NY Bronx Zoo. Welcome to Caturday, guys. (with pics and video)
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(576)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Third graders tell on teacher for having a morning beer. With mugshot
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(71)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Championship hacky sack player arrested for using his hands
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Study says French not just masters of wines, but also of whines
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(28)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania considering charging drivers for coming into and leaving from the state. Just in case the booze laws weren't already enough reason to avoid the Keystone State
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When guard llamas are outlawed, only outlaws will have guard llamas. And yes, a homeowners association is involved
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the pitch drop experiment
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(34)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The 10 worst fossil fuel disasters in history. Plucky little DeepWater Horizon spill is months away from making the list, but still pumping away
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(47)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Former prison inmate claims he suffered cruel and unusual punishment because he was denied toothpaste for over a year, so of course he's suing
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(102)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken, fat parrot lured back to his cage with wine and potato chips. The Sun is there
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(30)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Good: You're 77 years old and your girlfriend is 28. Bad: She beats the crap out of you with your own cane. Fark: You'd hit it
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(92)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle police caught on camera threatening to beat the "Mexican piss" out of man. No word yet on how they knew he had Corona
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(226)
 


Fri May 07, 2010
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British women annoyed that their partners are more interested in their iPhones than having sex. In fairness, the iPhones are easier to turn on and have a mute function
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(87)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
AARP wants everyone to know that they are looking for sex and maybe, just maybe a relationship. But, they are absolutely looking for an opportunity to break a hip
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(23)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's great if you give your coworkers pedicures and eyebrow waxes. Unless you work in a neonatal intensive care unit and set up your makeshift salon on top of medical equipment
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(32)
 
(News9)
 
 
 
Police arrest burglar wearing women's underwear. Of corset landed him in jail
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(28)
 
(Git'er Done)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Gulf oil spill ruining vibe on 'Redneck Riviera' Bonus: pic of what Riviera redneck may look like
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(108)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Four men charged in fiendish plot to dissolve Jersey City
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(44)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Eight-year old boy suspended for trying to hold Show & Tell & Stab Day
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(35)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Preacher raises $250,000 to move 50 homeless vagrants out of a tent city and into a hotel where there's plenty of bathroom fixtures they can rip out and sell for Cisco Red and crack
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, this explains why "Flesh" looks more like the inside of a salmon than the outside of a human
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(67)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP may soon be screaming to overturn Citizen's United as a provision of the financial reform bill will make it a lot easier for unions and other outside shareholders to elect members of corporate boards
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(72)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Actual headline:"Sweden 'fully prepared' for Greek fall out : Borg". Financial crisis or awesome post apocalypse/sci-fi mash up?
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(29)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's a spackled and shackled Mugshot Roundup
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(186)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good-natured group
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Germany refuses to turn its back on Greece
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(165)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
66,000 pounds of fresh steak available on I-10
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(48)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Third grader busted and suspended for possession. Of a Jolly Rancher
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(102)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Crew member of the TV show Deadliest Catch is on the run for dealing drugs, said to be wanted dead or alive
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(147)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Under certain conditions, it's acceptable for passive voice to be used
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(86)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A wine-loving pest that flits about the countryside and can't stop breeding is striking fear into the heart of residents in Northern California. No, this is not an article about your sister-in-law
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawrence Taylor didn't know the underage, runaway, beaten hooker was underage
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(145)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"...a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived" says teacher
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(143)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Metra boss almost misses his train.... Whew, that was close
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fapping is a rare activity, engaged in only by a few lost souls - at least according to this Fox News article which tries to explain to its readers what "solo sex" is
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Two people dead after a murder-suicide in downtown Chicago Old Navy. Witnesses said the store was having unbelievable 2-for-1 deals storewide
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(76)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five insane file sharing panics from before the internet
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(73)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"The other day, we had someone who didn't eat shellfish, didn't eat fish, didn't eat dairy, didn't eat lamb. And on the menu, we had shellfish, we had fish, we had lamb. And they also didn't eat gluten or wheat"
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(KCRG.com)
 
 
 
I never trusted those guys: "Iowa City Police Look Suspect After Early Morning Robbery"
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(11)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman claims denture cream led to copper deficiency, tells manufacturer, "Cu in court."
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics endorses female genital mutilation, as long as it's just a little bit
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(364)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cooler in Times Square contained water bottles, EVERYBODY PICNIC
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(116)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
A man confined to a wheelchair held his girlfriend hostage in her bathroom for more than a day. That's just how he rolls
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(700 WLW)
 
 
 
It's tragic, but you've got to expect some fumes when entering the manhole
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(76)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Headline: No charges for corpse parked outside GlenOak High School. Great. Now zombies are going to think they can park wherever the hell they want to
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(24)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Delta loses dog, offers $200 coupon for a future flight. Your dog wants LoJack
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(207)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman lives with snake permanently embedded in her stomach, till it gets hungry
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(106)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
If you have a tattoo of a flag from a country that attacked America and assassinated a president, you might not be accepted into the Marines
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Billy Mays here. Are you worried about being pulled over in AZ because of your beautiful brown skin? Worry no longer when you use the Gringomatic whitey mask
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(146)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Congress passes bill encouraging homeowners to rock out with their caulk out
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ might be able to walk on water, but can't cross a Massachusetts crosswalk safely
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Times Square evacuated after suspicious package found near 45th Street and Broadway
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(418)
 
(Yeah, definitely not my underwear)
 
 
 
Pandas eat, shoot, and leave your child an obsessive-compulsive insomniac neat freak
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(38)
 
(Tampa fark party)
 
 
 
Only one day until the Tampa fark party. Saturday May 8th same time, same place for the 5th year. DIT if you need more information
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(109)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Waldo rapes suspect charged in four '80s cases". So that's where he's been
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(55)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Voice recognition technology helping protect the elderly from Medicaid abuse, robot attacks
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(22)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
America's favorite birth control method turns 50. Uhh, I'm pretty sure people have been pulling out for longer than that
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(146)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-lock brakes should be mandatory for motorcycles, says insurance group that probably doesn't want anyone riding big old scary motorcycles in the first place
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(389)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Trying to convince the police that your shrapnel-filled bomb was for goofing off in your back yard ranks somewhere a little bit above "No occifer I wasn't drinking."
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(47)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Maple trees are being stolen in Washington state. Police on the lookout for syruptitious behavior
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Supreme Court rules that the press can't protect the identity of their sources. Read this article submitted by GooberMcFly
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(85)
 
(KENS5)
 
 
 
Suspected car thief gets caught with his pants down. What an idiom
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(18)
 
(Student Press Law Center)
 
 
 
Outgoing student editors: PENIS. Administration: All your records are belonging to us
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(150)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's time for TSGs Friday Photo fun. Match the happy criminal with their charge. Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
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(79)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Stolen SUV crashes into barbershop, injuring five but killing none. THAT was a close shave
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(20)
 
(WaterWorld)
 
 
 
Great news, southeast Texas residents: a geology professor says you probably don't have to worry about uranium in your drinking water. Probably
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(31)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
But Yogi, the Ranger's not going to like being run down with an ATV
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin stays up all night clubbing in Manhattan, even though neither she nor her baby are old enough to drink
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(230)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The Netherlands wants to destroy the only real reason for visiting the Netherlands
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(97)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando robberies prompt crackdown on tourist crime. Officials ask that you target the locals
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walker on water
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists find the thyme to combat MRSA
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(54)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza employee decides to go gambling with $2,700 of the store's money. Hilarity ensues
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(91)
 
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
16-year-old girl asks 17-year-old boy to break up. Boy asks for ring back. That's a stabbin
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"After two decades of defending against well trained, highly networked terrorists, we may have to start learning to defend against poorly connected idiots, as well"
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(264)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Kentucky Kingdom to stay closed for summer after news that the "Automatic Foot Remover" ride still exists
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(44)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
The Vancouver Police wish to remind everyone that the only legal place to drink is at home, in your bedroom, under the covers, with a flashlight
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(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip: if your GPS system leads you into a forest, forces you to unlock gates and move rocks blocking the road, chances are something is amiss
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(76)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Darwin's back from vacation: Man dies after fall from top of van.... where he was sitting on a mattress to hold it down
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(50)
 
(WFAA-TV Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas man tries to kill his ex-wife with a bomb made from salad bowls, promptly gets tossed in jail
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ash shuts down Irish airports again. Hail to the king, baby
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(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Skype adds group chat, with pic of... what the hell IS that?
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(83)
 
(kfyrtv.com)
 
 
 
Increase seen in number of male nurses, Gay Focker jokes
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(49)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Farker PattonX has spent the last three years creating the Art of Akira Exhibit. It opens this weekend in Pittsburgh, PA at ToonSeum. Go check it out. KANEDAAAAAAA
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(121)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Palin: Beware the British
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(459)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman accuses husband of being bad in bed. Naturally, she tries to spice things up with scissoring
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(62)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Photoshop this double-vision view
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Today's scary medical story: More kids are coming down with "phantom tumors"
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The latest excuse by a bishop defending the Catholic Church in the wake of the sex scandal: "We know that the adolescent is spontaneously homosexual. Boys play with boys, girls play with girls."
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(229)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida mom, upset that her snowflake checked out books that she does not approve of, decides to keep them for two years so that nobody else can read them, either
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Thu May 06, 2010
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
India facing civil war between native Kannada, Tetsuo
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but firefighters are battling a 300-acre wildfire near Flagstaff
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(84)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
DMV employees arrested for selling fake IDs. It's like... nope, I got nothin'
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(82)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
While the West tries to eradicate all the Gingers from society, Africa is busy hunting albinos
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(126)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of using a toxic aersol spray to clear up your home's roach problem, why not try something more environmentally friendly like bay leaves, geckos, or a heavy shoe?
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(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw this dude with a knife in his leg at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious
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(64)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Maybe you should have eaten seaweed instead of getting that swine flu shot
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(46)
 
(Olympic National Park)
 
 
 
Photoshop this verdant growth
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(38)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man arrested after pot found growing in his big-screen TV. That sounds like the coolest channel ever, man
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Six percent of the population are addicted to sex, just not with you
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(130)
 
(mynews3)
 
 
 
Reduce, reuse, remember that it's illegal to take bottles and cans from Nevada to California for the recycling refund
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(91)
 
(Rian.Ru)
 
 
 
Russia: "Unfortunately, at present there exist no legal rules for prosecuting in court the pirates." Translation: We pushed them overboard
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(261)
 
(Shoot for the Head.com)
 
 
 
Why a supermarket is actually a bad place to hide during a zombie apocalypse
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(176)
 
(sheboygan)
 
 
 
When girlfriend asks for a ride to the hospital to give birth, do you: (C) punch her in the face and rob her for beer money
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(63)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market falls 9%, then recovers 2/3 the loss on news that some dumbass pushed the wrong button
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(455)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Woman has sex toy order mailed to work which arrives in an unmarked box as planned. The ensuing promotional mailings? Not so much
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(169)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If your spouse has dementia, you're likely to get it too. Or at least it just feels that way
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Goodluck Jonathan is sworn in as Nigeria's President. He'll need it
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(81)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman earns driver's license. Fark: On her 960th try
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(101)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mumbai gunman sentenced to 72 virgins
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(74)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
TSA screeners deploy "nude" body scanners in a professional, competent manner. Just kidding, they get in a fight after making fun of each others' penis size
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(352)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Lincoln faces right on a penny while the other presidents face left on other coins? Nah, nobody else does either
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(86)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Family Guy's Lois disses other famous moms
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(105)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
North Cicero man goes searching for his lost pet tomato; ends up missing as well. Chicago Triangle Mystery continues
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
While you're diligently working to save the environment, it's trying to give you cancer
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(80)
 
(Some Dynasty)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Egyptian eyes
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(45)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Billboard's list of Hot Music Moms. Based on the pictures, it's a three way tie between Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera, and...Courtney Love?? (sponsored link)
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(143)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Afghan prez wants to offer Taliban leaders safe exile to some place that would accept them. Maybe Arizona?
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
For some reason, the response to an auction of a giant portrait of Michael Jackson "wearing a red velvet jacket and holding a journal" has been underwhelming
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(46)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Water supply in Nashville "Critically Low"
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(145)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well-off women over the age of 35 are having more and more babies. Except for Jennifer Aniston, of course
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(141)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Somali pirates learn the hard way that Russians don't pay ransoms
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(216)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How many British snipers does it take to kill five Taliban insurgents in 28 seconds?
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(175)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police tackle Lawrence Taylor on rape charges
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(361)
 
(Pajamas Media)
 
 
 
Students punished for wearing American flags on Cinco de Mayo
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(977)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
"We didn't even think" says future rocket scientist that ingested dry ice on a dare
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(99)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Babysitter sued for rescuing kids from fire and calling 911
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're writing an advice column and a reader asks how to deal with a painful break up. Do you C) tell him to cut up his ex-girlfriend's face so nobody will want her?
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(89)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man tries to steal XBox during a party in Missouri (with mugshot goodness of what could happen if you try to steal an XBox during a party in Missouri)
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(124)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
First a bank was going to evict a 100 year old woman from her farm...her home of 60 years. Public outcry changed that. Fark: Now her niece is evicting her
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(76)
 
(KING5)
 
NewsFlash
 
SeaTac partially evacuated after smoking bag found on tarmac. Amy Winehouse's manager apologizes, explains that she got lost
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(123)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dream of big-toe penis inspires author to write bestseller, walk with an erection
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(67)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish Imam charged with impersonating Muhammed
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(88)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Robber targets gas station. Worker gives him a free fill-up of leaded
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You kiss the bride, I'll kiss the dog
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(30)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Dressing as a schoolgirl and hanging around the school gates is no way to go through life. Especially if you're a sixty-year-old man (With pic which will make you gouge your eyes out with a spoon)
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(133)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's a Grecian urn? About 25 cents an hour
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(286)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man fires nail gun at strip club, bolts. Yeah, he's screwed
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sea lion pulled from under police car, vows to retrieve its bucket at any cost (w/ pic that's perfect for captioning - voting enabled)
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Okay, kids, let's everyone board the bus for the field trip. Not so fast, white kids
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(519)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protected person
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A puppy chases ducks and eats your family's bread at the park. Do you: C.) attack two women with a steering wheel lock, threaten to kill them, and get out of serving any jail time?
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Are the new Pampers diapers safe for your kids? Depends
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(75)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Before you hand the robbery note to the bank teller, note your surroundings. Especially the police officer in full uniform. And make sure you can actually swallow the note after you fail
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soldiers wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan are being given monkey butlers to help them with everyday tasks
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(73)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
From dogs nursing lions to a hen raising puppies, meet the animals who've stepped in to help life's littlest creatures
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten worst places for speeding tickets. Why your state uniquely has the fastest/slowest/best/worst drivers to the right
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(160)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Funeral home ordered closed after 40 cadavers found stacked on one another. Officials say there is a large body of evidence, it will be quite an undertaking, and the owners surely face stiff fines. The situation looks grave
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(70)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Officer learns the hard way not to roll down the back window of his patrol car no matter how hot and sweaty your suspect in the back says he is
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(16)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Med fact or fiction? The claim: A chewing gum "kills the germs that cause bad breath". The answer: this one is so wrong that all 5 dental experts agree it's a hot, pink, steaming pile of used gum
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(39)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Remember when you used to change 'D's to 'B's on your report card? Criminal mastermind kicks it up a notch by changing a $10 check to $269,951
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How much would you pay for an electronic shark deterrent? About an arm and a leg, says Navy
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(35)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Cop comes forward with a year's worth of audio recordings illustrating corruption in NYC's 81st precinct. NYPD response: cuff him and drag him to a psych ward
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(173)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
One thing about living in Wellington, New Zealand I never could stomach... all the damn vampires
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trio on a toy
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(31)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
6.4 earthquake shakes up Peru like a group of angry conquistadors
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(63)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 261: "Squares" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(164)
 


Wed May 05, 2010
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says thousands of left-handed schoolchildren are struggling in the classroom because of a failure to meet their needs. Critics say all the signs point to a sinister plot
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(269)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
TSA screeners charged with wasting marijuana
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(62)
 
(Chattanooga Times)
 
 
 
A game of Rock, Twinkie, Gun successfully played; First prize: No school for at least a year
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(63)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
"Glamour shots" of ugly-ass leopard cubs from the National Zoo
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nigerian President dead. Widow makes plea for help in getting his money out of the country
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(127)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
4th-grader writes letter to Walt Disney World informing them of improper grammar on a message board. Hmmm...pointing out grammar mistakes at Disney, if only there were a phrase that combined those two elements
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(131)
 
(The Pulse)
 
 
 
First there was Amy Vanderbilt. Then there was Judith "Miss Manners" Martin. Now, meet Tristan Taylor, a woman in love with her thesaurus who's here to teach you some modern manners
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!! Tintin author goes on trial today in Belgium for being racist
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Rancher judged to be "unfit owner" of cattle says he doesn't understand the beef
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
16-year-old girl in the pink boat hasn't yet gone around the world because she's spent too much time below the equator
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(147)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Canadian man prosecuted for opening his home to weary travelers. The fact that he lived in Thailand and had 10 boy sex slaves may have been a factor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Giant box" could be key to oil spill containment, according to engineering firm of Duggar, Gosselin, and Suleman LLC
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(118)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A real police officer doesn't need to take your whole wallet when he pulls you over
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this weird robin
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(39)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Questions you never thought you'd see answered: has Rupert Murdoch had some work done?
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(29)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
One by one, Arizona cities are suing the state to overturn SB 1070. Tucson mayor: "Frankly, I don't believe that [illegals are bad for the city]"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the stand-up comedian who was sued by her in-laws for making them the punchline of her jokes?
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(30)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Poll shows 88.4% of women are "easily sexually aroused" by someone other than you
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(189)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
On the upside, your degree gives you a 90% chance of employment. On the downside, you're guaranteed to be surrounded by clowns
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(43)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Updated list of things left behind at crime scenes that can be used to identify the perpetrators: fingerprints, hair, fibers, DNA, toddlers
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
53 hours, 20 minutes. That's how long it takes a pissed-off FBI to find your ass
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(142)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
A woman, raised as a man, finds out she has ovaries, so she has surgery to become a woman, and then marries a woman in Texas and I've gone crosseyed
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're a 20-year-old male in Milwaukee stealing cars while dressed as a woman, stop it. Your make-up is all wrong
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(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Someone explodes an 18-wheeler at a refinery just in time for a diversion from the oil spill
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(271)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona college: "Hey, let's use the RFID tags on ID cards to check student attendence." Students: "Hey, let's have one guy take everyone's ID card to class."
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(251)
 
(Some Bomber)
 
 
 
High school senior plants fake bomb to become more popular (in jail)
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Russian parliament concerned that a Russian governor who was abducted by aliens may have given up secret information during the visit to the alien spaceship
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tips from MSNBC on how to hide your porn
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(274)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Side effects of Ambien may include drymouth, nausea, and telling the flight crew you have a fake passport and dynamite
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(160)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
For those who prefer their "gentlemenly entertainment" without steak or wings, we present the Vegan Strip Club
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(104)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Drinking holidays are the best holidays
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(39)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"Crazy" bird terrorizing folks in West Palm Beach, prompting a "composite sketch" to be drawn. With picture of what a composite sketch of a bird might look like
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(103)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Pirates take control of Moscow University, Russian military is about to teach them a lesson
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(150)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Donny Osmond poster found inserted inside fan....... yeah, it means what you think it means
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(63)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The six most psychotic rip-offs of famous animated films
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(76)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Smoking pot is child endangerment. Storming a home with guns, then firing bullets into the family pets as a child looks on is a safety procedure. The More You Know
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(778)
 
(The Kingston Sub-Standard)
 
 
 
The number one rule of modern counterinsurgency: Don't go into battle without a poet. Or you're like, in trouble, don't you know it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
English family has seven kids and a dad who hasn't worked in 11 years because he's "moody": "'We've got a computer and a laptop, four TVs, two Xboxes, three DVD players and we've all got mobile phones"
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(259)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I have the pussy, I make the rules." Judge: "Overruled"
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(471)
 
(Some News from Norway)
 
 
 
A five year study of Norwegian murders reveal that one of three killers are mentally ill, while six out of ten was intoxicated. Fark: The study covered every single one of the 132 killings that happened during those five years
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(203)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mother of that dope who got tasered at the Phillies game apologizes for him, will make him write a letter of apology, and has him on house arrest. Way to go, mom
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(136)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
If a policeman tells you that he can help you with your imminent deportation if you just have sex with him, be aware that it's probably a trick and he just wants to have sex with you
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Usually, the phrase "accidental discharge" either refers to a gun accident or a guy's genitalia. In this case, it refers to both
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
You may be eligible to receive up to £2,000 in compensation for expenses because of the volcanic ash flight ban. For a small administration fee, that is
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(12)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
One in five exhibit risky gambling behavior. I like those odds; 50 large on the over, please
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vermont enacts new law this summer making it impossible for any teenager to drive
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(119)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kids spend 18 months building a spiffy four-story treehouse in a public park. So of course the local government is going to tear it down. Because they're thinking of the children
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(172)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these swingers
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(29)
 
(UPIU)
 
 
 
Turns out, most retail store policies benefit shoplifters and 92% of retailers were "victimized" last year. So...steal what you need to, I guess
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(202)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old news: Transit bus runs down five and kills two pedestrians in downtown Portland. New News: TV Reporter doing live on-site follow up story from the scene. FARK: Camera catches another bus running red light
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(85)
 
(Luxist)
 
 
 
Say what you will about drug cartels but you have to admit their diamond studded guns are FAAABulous
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(76)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
One in nine Canadians face homelessness as global warming threatens to melt igloos everywhere
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US to Pakistan: Hey, cut it out with sending us fundamentalist Islamic froot loops who try to blow us up
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(66)
 
(Some Judge)
 
 
 
Man Jumps Into Yough To Avoid DUI Warrant. What's a Yough?
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If the answer is Elton John, Ashton Kutcher, and Taylor Swift, then what the heck is the question?
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(95)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ahmedinejad claims that Bin Laden is now in Washington DC, which is marginally better than his previous lodgings
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(117)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Wicked Campers cannot control the filthy minds of the general public who see a few words strung together and instantly think it means something rude and disgusting"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: You are kidnapped in front of your home and stuffed in a van. A little better: You are dumped out after the kidnappers take your shoes and socks. FARK: The kidnappers are COPS
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(78)
 
(Some News from Norway)
 
 
 
If you're going to show your friends how to play russian roulette, pulling the trigger a second time may be your least and last bright idea
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
France will return 15 heads to New Zealand. That's a Maori
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(44)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fox to unveil plans for bankruptcy
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(308)
 
(ktla.com)
 
 
 
Sleepy bear rescued from tree without the help of a trampoline
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Golfer looks for ball, finds whole new set of problems
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nuke the oil well? It's more likely than you think
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(172)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Blindfold friend while taking her to secret location of her 18th birthday? That's a mass arrest for everybody including the party girl
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(166)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gross things people do on flights - besides eating the airline food
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(152)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Poll finds 83% of Americans believe God answers their prayers, 10% say by text, 5% by direct conversation
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(312)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While the "look at me I'm an oil spill" attention whore has been hogging up all the news, the volcano in Iceland has been active
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Picasso's "Ugly Piece of Crap" sells for a record $106.5 million to some jackass with more money than brains
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
More than 9,000 retired California government employees make $100,000+ a year from pensions. "It's not going to bankrupt the state. The State of California, like most places involved with pensions, is going to cease to pay them"
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chair
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(40)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
91-year-old retired sheriff, war hero, and full-time badass schools burglar: "He didn't scare me in the slightest - in fact, I like a bit of fisticuffs"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
On the 40th anniversary of the Kent State Shootings, newly declassified documents reveal: Hippies shot first
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(449)
 
(kwqc.com)
 
 
 
84-year-old woman sustained a broken arm and head injuries after a relative struck her with a casserole dish. Crocker? You Betty did
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Parisian women rejoice: the trouser ban, which has been in effect since 1799, may soon be lifted. Viva la France
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(Cedar Rapids Gazette)
 
 
 
Mall rent-a-cop gives the bums rush to a breastfeeding mom because "people complained and they were afraid for their children." Demands she does her dirty sinful business in the bathroom instead
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Man brings bucket of human heads to police station. Cops all ears for his story. Now he faces charges
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 Colorado beers that you should try. In other news, Coors now comes in 50 different varieties
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(162)
 


Tue May 04, 2010
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dad takes ex-wife to court over "Men are idiots, I divorced their king" bumper sticker. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that this did not end well for the Idiot King
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(81)
 
(Some Spaz)
 
 
 
You make a deal with the school so your epileptic son can carry a cell phone for emergencies. Does the assistant principal: C) have him arrested and tazed for not giving it up?
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(540)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Not News: USAir loses man's luggage on short haul flight. Still Not News: Luggage has been found. Fark: Luggage was found in a retention pond 20 miles from the airport
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(83)
 
(Some Colonic)
 
 
 
Missing Colon woman's car found in VA. No matter what order those words are in, it isn't a good thing
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(58)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this visitation celebration
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rollercoaster riders get stuck upside down for 20 minutes after poncho gets stuck in rails. If we controlled our borders better he probably wouldn't have been there
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While everyone is distracted by BP's disaster, Shell quietly reports that they spilled 14,000 tons of oil in Nigeria last year
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(104)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Relatives had treated the mummified infant as a family member, giving it cards during holidays and a dried fish as a pet
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(64)
 
(NextGov)
 
 
 
Hoax: Hospital janitor unplugs respirator to plug in floor polisher. True: VA technician unplugs prostate cancer irradiation monitoring computer from network so he can use the jack
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surprise reunion of Afghan-deployed Marine with his Redskin cheerleader wife turns into a slapfight between NBC and ABC affiliates
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman with no arms preparing for black belt test. Give her a hand
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aspirin may increase risk of Crohn's. Sh*t
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(124)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
This phisher isn't even trying, but I'm sure he'll still hook some phish
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(56)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Half of Canadians can't afford a summer vacation. That's no problem, because half of Canada never really has a summer anyway
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(104)
 
(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Arizona is now cracking down on English teachers who can't speak English
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(140)
 
(Sitting Bull)
 
 
 
Upset tribal members misinterpret National Guard helicopters landing at Wounded Knee gathering. It's not like that ever went wrong before or anything
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(80)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Sheepskin Factory fire was intentionally set, police say. Clearly, they're trying to fleece their insurance company
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only 1 in 10 parents in Oregon cannot properly raise their kids
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Luggage explodes at Houston Airport. Why would a terrorist target the George Bush Intercontinental Airport?
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(377)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
"Twitter is the new CNN." To be fair, Twitter does have better editors
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby falcons just hatched on Evanston, IL public library overhang. Link goes to webcam
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(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"They wanted the smell of dead bodies and blood and I tried with the tools I have, although I thought to myself: How far do I go, where do I stop?"
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Irish flights have finally resumed now that the pilots have sobered up
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Roundup-resistant weeds may require more frequent plowing, according to your mom
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(65)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Suppose you are stupid enough to pay $12 for a cup of coffee. And suppose you live in New York. But I repeat myself
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(295)
 
(Drew)
 
 
 
Wonton endangerment, Schwarzenegger on the moon, and a sweaty, uninhibited, double-jointed disgrace. Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/25 - 5/1
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(35)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police order autopsy to find cause of death for man who fell from apartment window. I'll give you a hint: HE FELL OUT OF AN APARTMENT WINDOW
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attorneys hired by the PA school district involved in the laptop spying case have throughly investigated the district and found absolutely no evidence that adminstrators spied on students. Other than those 60,000 pictures, that is
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(173)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
World's biggest beaver. Dam. Can be seen from space
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(97)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
It's "Star Wars Day" so if you want to celebrate, go outside and TALK TO A GIRL
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(321)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Court to decide whether 16-year-old girl had sex or vomited
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(155)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
CEO of Viacom says newspapers will be dead within two years. Sent to your Blackberry via SMS
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(63)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Our short, regional nightmare is over. Water safe to drink again in Boston
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(69)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
You can't sue government doctors if that lesion of the penis turns into cancer of the penis turns into amputation of the penis leading to the sweet release of death
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(92)
 
(Daily Utah Chronicle)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "More farewell messages from the Chronicle's Senior Staff." Fark: "P.E.N.I.S."
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Going through life selling drugs out of the back of your SUV is no way to go through life son. I mean, sheriff
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(35)
 
(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
To the editor: I drive like a jerk and want the power to make money ticketing drivers who offend me. There oughta be a law
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(379)
 
(Naperville Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently Illinois police are allowed to write you a separate ticket for each different speed you drove at before being pulled over
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(157)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Anti-smoking activists are shocked and saddened that the world's most famous cigar smoker, Gov. Schwarzenegger, would veto a bill that bans smoking virtually anywhere outdoors
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(695)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these finishing touches
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Iran announces plans to hold new "maneuvers" in the Persian Gulf. A Pentagon spokesman dismissed them as "really more of gesture at this point than an actual maneuver"
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(137)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's oldest person dies. Wait a second, that's EXACTLY what happened to the last guy
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(77)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
A man, a plan, a canal, a motorcycle that ran out of gas during a police chase, a discarded but loaded handgun, a taser-happy cop, Panama
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(15)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Wal-mart may begin to regret hiring C. Montgomery Burns as their business ethics advisor as they are forced to pay nearly $30 million to settle charges of illegally dumping toxic waste in CA
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(121)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
yawhgih no hsarc yaw-gnorw ni dellik revirD
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(97)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Some of the most amazing pictures of the Gulf oil spill that you will see
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(271)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
"He told flight attendants he was a space alien and wanted to fly the plane"
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man woos girlfriend with 20-minute recreation of Back to the Future featuring marriage proposal from Marty McFly
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(74)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All teens have sex...except for yours, of course
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(279)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple so desperate to have a house by the sea, they convert a public restroom into their home. "Oh yes, you're the couple who live in a lavatory."
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(50)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
BP has pledged to pay all costs associated with the oil leak. Thanks to federal law, that's capped at $75 million
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(194)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Come pick up your very own White Castle burger-scented candle, only $10 and your sense of shame
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(61)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy and his redundant sign
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man needs to be rescued after trying to navigate his boat down the Thames using only car's GPS system
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(35)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Pastor says his church's tax-exempt status allows him not to pay for services like snowplowing, lighting and road maintenance. At his private home
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(ABC)
 
 
 
U.S. citizen of Pakistani descent arrested in connection with NYC bomb attempt
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Texas governor blames God for Gulf oil spill
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
CSI methods could crack the Times Square bomb plot. Time to get things... squared away YEEEAAAAAHHHHH
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Today on Fear-Filled Mad Libs: INSECT BITES during PREGNANCY can cause BIRTH DEFECTS
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Mon May 03, 2010
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Spider-Man and two Jedi Knights thwart attempted X-Men robbery
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Welcome to the West Hollywood Target, where prices aren't the only thing to get slashed
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Ice cream parlor near M.I.T. will soon be serving 'Internet-flavored' ice cream
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The nerdiest tattoo freak ever. The Sun is there
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman bedbound for six months by giant breasts. OH MAN, THE HUGE TITTIES
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roving eye
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Here you go Russia. You give us nuclear weapons and we'll give you this here leopard. Sound fair?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Somewhat news-ish: Teen confesses sex attack on woman. Fark: and cat
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