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Sun April 25, 2010
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Two towns argue over boundary. Fark: Towns used old maps, not GPS to solve the issue
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(89)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Not news: A teacher gets her stolen car back. Fark: It was a hell of a lot better than when it was stolen
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(184)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Illinois politicians want the National Guard to hit the streets in Chicago to help quell out of control violence. This is not a repeat from 1889
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(238)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(Time)
 
 
 
For over 17,544 hours, Dragonfly Forest has offered a traditional 7200 minute summer camp experience for autistic children
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
11-year-old is aging at five times the normal speed, due to genetic defect so rare that he's the only one on Earth with it
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(198)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high diver
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(46)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Academic feud erupts at university over disputed scientific finding. Evolution? Global warming? Nah, the effectiveness of red light cameras
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(108)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
In 1901 on this date New York became the first state to require license plates on vehicles, though Massachusetts claims to be the first to "issue" plates. Lawsuits and jailarity may follow
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(54)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. New regulations kicking in Thursday mean that airlines will no longer be able to hold you hostage on the tarmac for hours on end
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(149)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Poison suspected after 80 Afghan school girls get sick. Bret Michaels is having the worst week ever
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(102)
 
(Some Pinhole Photographer)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what a photograph with a six month long exposure looks like, and I know you have, wonder no more
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama prepares eulogy for dead miners, links their lives to the pursuit of the American Dream. Yep, I've always aspired to crawling on my hands and knees in a dark tunnel with explosives and a pickaxe while breathing in toxic coal dust
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(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the Hero tag is really for: Navy pilot held her steady so the other three could bail out
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(268)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
England's Prince Beatrice hopes to become the first royal to finish the London Marathon (with "yeah, I think I would" picture)
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(136)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Eleven gift ideas for your mother for Mother's Day. Assuming your mother reads Pitchfork, listens to the White Stripes, and drinks fair trade coffee. So, if you're mother isn't a hipster douchette, you're out of luck
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One in five Britons believes the elusive wild haggis still roams free in Scotland. Mmm... haggis
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(89)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Why your precious little snowflake is a wimp
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(130)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Tattooed bicyclist miffed about being pulled over while wearing a thong
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pioneers of modern tattoos. Is that Grandma?
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope said to be "offended" by UK Government Foreign Office suggestions that he launch his own condom range, sing a duet with the Queen, and apologize for the Spanish Armada on his upcoming visit to the UK
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(93)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this two-wheeled tribute
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(12)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
A cuddle is better than sex, according to a survey of men who wanted to get the survey taker in the sack
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(90)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Financial expert Ric Romero: "Credit cards and debit cards may look the same, but they don't work the same. In fact, using your debit card in the wrong places could be disastrous to your bank account"
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(133)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Proving once again that those who can't teach teach gym: substitute teacher tells student to remove medic alert bracelet because it's jewelry. For the third time
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(126)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bible-thumper freaks out on "Satan's" aircraft and gets secured by passengers, now in Federal custody FTW
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(192)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This 100-year-old World War II hero escaped a POW camp, dodged bombs at sea for three weeks, and warned fellow soldiers of the enemy advance. Too bad his government doesn't feel compelled to pay him any compensation
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(75)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
News: Britain has paved the way for immigration reform by reclassifying millions as citizens. FARK: They're grey squirrels
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(31)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Gallant shows respect for the dead and adheres to cemetery rules. Goofus steals brass vases from headstones and gets in trouble with the law
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(22)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Passengers on an Emirates flight have an enjoyable trip... except for that whole falling 15,000 feet thing
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(67)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
A dog named "Moose" credited with saving choking toddler while three cats watch impassively. Steak, please
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(105)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to insure that Obama will not be able to snatch you or your loved ones from bed in the dead of night to face the judgment of his Obamacare Death Panels, but worry you can't afford such coverage?
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In another study aimed to help fatties distance themselves from personal discipline but not the buffet: dieters are more likely to over-indulge if their waiter is fat
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(25)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Joey Chestnut downs 8 pounds, 7 ounces of asparagus in under 12 minutes, peels wallpaper in bathroom after contest
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
License plate "14CV88" revoked because of being offensive; subby would post the explanation but can't do so within the 350 character headline limit
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(380)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man's 600ft suicide plunge from the Gap fails due to freak wave; pile of folded sweaters
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
There are guilt issues, there are crippling guilt issues, and then there are stark-raving insane guilt issues that make you feel anguish over stealing a cake 50 years ago
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(21)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Woman braves busy traffic to save 14 ducklings. She's keeping it real for her peeps on the streets
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(35)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lamp designers with their creations
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(28)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Learn how to pair beer with food
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(83)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Popular DC school principal discovers his home was site of multiple murders. Has exorcism to cleanse house. Finds out the hard way it was unsuccessful
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(56)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marijuana legalization group introduces new line they call "pot lite" with less THC to appeal to people who want to use pot but don't want to get high. Pst, the THC is also the active medical ingredient. You're doing it wrong
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(68)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
China set to ease the one child per family rule in an effort to boost the labor force in five years
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman loses eye in bathroom from another woman's stiletto. Now that's what I call a wide stance
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man dies while mounting Uluru; Kirk unimpressed
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
History repeats itself as it turns out that respected "Band of Brothers" WWII expert Stephen Ambrose made everything up
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(132)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Adelaide restaurant owners fined for barring blind man from their establishment because they thought his guide dog was gay
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's homeless community receives $3 million worth of pineapple. For those of you playing along at home, that's a metric crapload of pineapple
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Holy sheet. Runaway teenager found alive and well after living in a Bed Bath and Beyond store for four days
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(54)
 


Sat April 24, 2010
(UPI)
 
 
 
Workers at a Massachusetts shellfish plant were surprised to discover their haul contained wooden crates of undetonated WWII French grenades
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(76)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this post celebration
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(33)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hu Jintao's personal limo is part Rolls Royce, part Cadillac, part retro-futurism and whole lot of crazy
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(102)
 
(My Damn Keyboard)
 
 
 
Farker to retire his IBM keyboard after 9 years loyal duty, 8 key starting to stick, minus key on keypad NEVER USED Replacing with 1 of 5 backups from closet My GOD the keyboards will outlast me Your keyboard SUCKS
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(527)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember "Josta"? You can get a 6-pack .. for $250
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(243)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
East Haven, Connecticut: Of 376 tickets handed out, 56.3 percent were issued to drivers with Hispanic last names in a town that has a Hispanic population of 5.8 percent. Is that wrong?
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(241)
 
(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Study finds high school teens texting more than 100 times day. I suppose that's better than listening to them yap away like a rabid hyena all day long
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If your Twitter buddy suddenly starts spouting off about telecom regulatory policy, he may be a lobbyist
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(35)
 
(24 World News)
 
 
 
Close to 950,000 Facebook users have "liked" a page hoping for President Obama to join Michael Jackson and a host of other deceased celebrities
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(429)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your child was born via C-section, bites her nails and you cuddle her before dropping her off at daycare. Congratulations, you're an abusive parent
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(179)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these silicone smiles
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(33)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman fired from department store. Still not news: she only worked 8 hours a week. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE: she survived a deadly shooting at the store in 2007
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(108)
 
(CIN)
 
 
 
Man's impromptu 173-foot jump performed with stock Chevy Malibu ends inside third-floor apartment
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New laws may force families to use up to nine separate bins for recycling. Because nine plastic bins per family, per week is better for the environment. Never mind the £100 on-the-spot fines for breaches, it's for the enviroment
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(112)
 
(YNN Rochester)
 
 
 
For Sale: Two kids, slightly used. Good for slave labor or footstools. $200, incl. 12 pack of diapers and 1 dirty shirt each. No, it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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(39)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
It's official: Princess Madeleine is single again, and heading your way
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(70)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man facing 20 years for child porn released when actress is tracked down and proves to the court she was of legal age
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(239)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Los Angeles inserts 0.6 second red light between yellow and green to boost revenue from drivers who blink
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(213)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Because you need to combine two of the worst things in creation, someone has put the KFC Double Down between two Krispy Creme glazed donuts
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(94)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Oh look, someone stepped out of the kitchen long enough to pretend her opinion matters. Ain't that adorable?
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(123)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Now, if I'd known they'd line up just to see him, I'd trade in all my money and bought me a museum. Live from New York, it's King Tut. This is not a repeat from 1979
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
14-year-old dies from meth overdose. Big brother, whose 15-year-old girlfriend is pregnant, kicks out cop car window during vigil. Dad blames cops. Ta-da
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(95)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Silliest picture of a squirrel who bumped his head you'll see this morning
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Swim coach pleads guilty to having sex with underage swimmer. With reasonably hittable pic ... wait, that's a MAN. [insert double-standard moral outrage to the right]
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last Idaho caveman dies. Lived without any of the conveniences of the modern world, except car insurance
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Smoking that there wacky weed? Yer nothing but a law-breaking criminal... unless yer not feeling well, shucks, then it's all right I suppose
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(182)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Clearly, it wasn't a Goodyear for the robbers who got shot by a tire store owner
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
US authorities charge British man with assisting suicide, after he told people on the Internet to kill themselves. All those times Subby told you to FOAD or DIAF, he didn't really mean it, okay?
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(56)
 
(cfnews13.com)
 
 
 
I saved a turtle
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(23)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Five years ago YouTube debuted with a 19 second video. Thus began the decline and fall of Western Civilization (oh look, a kitty)
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(68)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ringside reach
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(38)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for blowing nose on girlfriend - it'snot what you think
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(47)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
PROTIP: If your license plate lights are out, you should probably think twice about driving around with marijuana, heroin, 249 Effexor pills, a digital scale, and drug-packaging materials
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(61)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
The future of two orphaned bear cubs depends on... *spins the Wheel of Randomness* ... Vicks VapoRub
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(14)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Ten questions from the last week of Fark stories. How many do you know? Difficulty: no answer "c"
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(25)
 
(PressHerald.com)
 
 
 
The good news is you got the H1N1 vaccination and didn't get the flu. The bad news is you got the H1N1 vaccination and are at risk for Guillain-Barre syndrome, Bell's palsy, and thrombocytopenia
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(126)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Forget the mamby-pamby bucket list. Here's a much more important list: 50 beers to try before you die
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(115)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
At 17.1 inches, Scarlett's Magic is named the world's tallest cat by the Guinness Book of World Records, just in time for Caturday
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(722)
 
(KENS-TV)
 
 
 
Shake and bake mobile meth labs--when you absolutely, positively, have to get there high
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(32)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Speed cameras. New hotness: Speed satellites
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(69)
 
(Courier-Mail)
 
 
 
Court approves 11 year-old girl's request to have her testicles removed. Wait, what?
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(92)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since Coca-Cola inflicted an unspeakable atrocity upon the American population
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(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you rob the same bank three times in less than two months, you might want to pick one that isn't around the corner from your house
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(18)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher, it's understandable that your hands may get covered in chalk dust. However, offering extra credit to students who lick the dust off your hands is generally frowned upon
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(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meat-craving woman gives birth to 13-pound pot roast
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Model. TV presenter. Astrophysicist. Winner of $1.7 million poker tournament. Heavy metal fan. Female. Yes, there are pictures
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(251)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bearded weirdos
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(36)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
You are called to your son's school because his classmate cut off his Steven Seagal ponytail in art class. Do you (C) Make a citizen's arrest of the 13-year-old barber for assault and battery
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(189)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Being drunk and thinking you're a vampire is no way to go through life, Son
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(35)
 
(Some Iowa Guy)
 
 
 
18-year old pregnant woman assaulted, ambulance arrives, while she and her seven-month old daughter are in the ambulance the daughter starts choking and the cops recover a bag of weed from her mouth. The Aristocrats
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(136)
 


Fri April 23, 2010
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan bank robber turns out to be a worse ninja than Chris Farley
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Female teacher accused of having year-long fling with 14 year old student, plying him with gifts and good grades. With 'Meh-I'll do her for a Wii' mugshot goodness
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(114)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly may be the city of brotherly love and it wouldn't be a bad idea if the women stopped setting people's faces on fire
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(25)
 
(ThisOldHouse)
 
 
 
Nails guns are powerful. People are stupid. X-rays reveal what happens when these two fundamental truths come together
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(83)
 
(Stationary Terrapin)
 
 
 
You may all breathe easier now. The missing tortoise has been found
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Governor terminates Oklahoma abortion bills
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(166)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ Every roth hath ith thorn ♫
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(268)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Nabisco responds to Revolution Muslim leader's attack on Triscuits after "South Park" fans hacked his web site
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(209)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Joe Cool, meet Shrek. This week's Mugshot Roundup
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(226)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After 28 years in a mental institution, would-be presidential assassin John Hinckley is nearing release. For the love of god, nobody tell him that Jodie Foster is a lesbian now
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(127)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sea lion, what are you doing on that roof, you are a sea lion. How did you even get up there you don't have any legs (w/ vid)
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(47)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Gold sales meets combine the allure of tupperware parties with the class of hocking precious family heirlooms for beer money
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arizona Governor signs immigration law, more Mexicans to celebrate Cinco de Mayo at home this year
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(1332)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this encapsulated engine
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(31)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Not news: adult superstore employee fired. Fark: for not being gay
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(134)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Korea is unwilling to retailate for North Korea's torpedo strike. Sometimes, the only winning move is not to play
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(98)
 
(News Press)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for urinating on clothes. Why yes, this did happen in a Florida Walmart, why do you ask?
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(71)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Pirates working hard to protect Djibouti
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Half-naked warrior chick riding a polar bear to defeat the Demon Queen has nothing on Frank Frazetta, Jr. commandeering a backhoe to steal his father's art
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(72)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Lawyers say their client shot his girlfriend's ex-husband with an assault rifle in self defense. Then shot him in self defense. Then shot him in self defense. Then shot him in self defense. Then shot him in self defense. (repeat x29)
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(92)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
@Ohio Considers Using Twitter to Announce Executions
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your facebook account is for sale
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Carrying bottled water is on its way to being as cool as smoking while pregnant"
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(286)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Website allows users to share their credit card purchases with friends on social networking sites. Wait, replace "purchases" with "numbers," and "friends" with "everyone on the internet"
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(62)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman's brother comes home with the wrong kind of beer, so naturally she throws a knife at his head. Luckily for him he ducks, but the three-year old kid behind him didn't have the same cat-like reflexes
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(92)
 
(The Correctness)
 
 
 
Supervillain Smackdown Semi-Finals: Dr. Doom vs. Mystique
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(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A Missouri man who won a $258 million Powerball jackpot and plans to use some of the money to pay bills and take his children to Disney World. Oh, and replace his two missing front teeth
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(233)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Newspaper sends reporter to ask man who lost his pinky finger if it hurts. The answer for which the world has waited with bated breath: "It hurts a lot"
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Catholic church: "Here, a bishop resigned -- we're cool now, right?"
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(162)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for your viewing pleasure, a compilation of the staggering morons on infomercials who can't perform simple tasks
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(151)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The five biggest assholes who ever turned out to be right
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(152)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"No hooking up, no sex for some coeds". Duke only sucks if you give them a two-carat ring
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(148)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friday Photo Fun with a little twist. Match the really ugly chick to her really crappy tat. Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In an unprecedented display of self awareness for frat boys, members of the Kappa Alpha fraternity realize that even if they were founded by Robert E. Lee himself, parading around in Confederate uniforms in 2010 is kind of a dick move
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(405)
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
"In a 2009 lab study researchers soaked one cigarette butt in less than a gallon of water for 24 hours, then added minnows to the tank. About half of the fish were dead within days." The rest have come a long way, baby
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(416)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Never have so many tennis balls been so slobbered on: Family has a "Golden Retriever Party" in their backyard (pics)
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(190)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
E.coli found in every sample perfume tester on beauty counters. Eau de Toilet, indeed
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fishy flight
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're doing 70 mph down the freeway when you get a cramp. Do you: C) wind your window down and stick your leg out?
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(56)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ah, Spring, when people go to buy liquor at Target, get mad because the store scans their ID, and then biatches about it on The Consumerist
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(416)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You may have a meth problem if cops find you hiding out in a vat of manure
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(72)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Cold climates linked to prostate cancer. Researchers blame pollutants, shrinkage
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(25)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Side effects may include dizzyness, dry mouth, constipation, and the desire to steal $400 worth of crosses, solar lights, and angel figurines from strangers' gravesites
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Today we salute you, Mr TSA agent, for making that brilliant and timely decision that Mr Unidentified Passenger should be placed on a no-fly list. While flying
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(106)
 
(Sum Guy)
 
 
 
Note to North Korea: If you use Babelfish to translate your state-run news stories into English, the results could be "cataclysmic". They could also inadvertently cause you to tell the truth
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(129)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chairy caravan
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(31)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Bolivia restores missing ingredient to Coca-Colla. And no, it's not the extra L
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(103)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Doctors in Spain perform world's first full face transplant. Patient expected to remain in hospital for two months, upon which he will be released on someone else's recognizance
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blow darts? really?
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(64)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
2004: Kid humiliated by coach with "crybaby award." Coach fired, kid honored. 2010: Guess who is facing gun and weapons charges, leading police on car chase. Welcome to Pleasantville
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(200)
 


Thu April 22, 2010
(Courthouse News)
 
 
 
A man sentenced to death for raping and strangling a 15-year-old girl will get a new trial after it was discovered that the jury sent penis-shaped chocolates to the judge and breast-shaped chocolates to the bailiff
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(85)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
High school holds special graduation ceremony for student who won't live to see the real one. Dust all over the damn place
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(207)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle police harass and illegally arrest a man, then "lose" the dash-cam videos. Unfortunately for them, that man was a nerd
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(346)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: DEADLY FUNGUS SPREADING. Buried in paragraphs six and seven: It's been around for a decade and has killed five people
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(51)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man beats up girlfriend over soda. Hopefully you other pop drinkers will get the message
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(127)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Stoner lawyers want Uncle Sam to be cool
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kids slow to read? New study says blame the teacher
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(184)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The man who killed abortion doctor George Tiller has decided he doesn't like jail and wants the Supreme Court to free him
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(265)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman cleared of airport battery - both terminals
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(63)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish man cleared of weighing his penis on grocery store scales. Not enough visual evidence according to store cameras, ex-girlfriends
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wax off
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(48)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
"Officer, I'm sorry I ran the lady over, but she was old. So, we're cool right?"
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(262)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Methane-making microbes thrive under ice, sheets
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(56)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Islamic fundamentalism? All Hitler's fault
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(204)
 
(Hardtolive.com)
 
 
 
CNN Headline news accidentally airs "McRib" parody version of censored Lane Bryant ad
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(204)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The newest thing in fashion is leather shorts, as designers seek to make women look like Bavarian transvestites (pic)
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(133)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The New Orleans po' boy is a socialist sandwich
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(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gun, whiskey, banjo clock taken in burglary. Suspect has at least two first names
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you online reading this submission? Do you have a dog? Do you use public parks? Congratulations, you're killing the planet
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(98)
 
(KENS5)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is now a Zombie Chupacabra roaming around San Antonio Fiesta
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(57)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Happy Earth Day. Now please...put the opossum down
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In a blow to omnibenevolent free market health insurer that are only looking out for customers' best interests, WellPoint found targetting breast cancer patients for cancellation
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(346)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby ring-tailed lemur born in southern Nevada. With upside-down-d'aww-inducing pic
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(28)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Wildlife managers have unleashed the BADGERS on the dreaded pelican population at an Idaho reservoir in a bid to save the cutthroat trout
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(72)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
15 unintentionally perverted toys for children. Subby had 8 of these
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(264)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SEC shuts down a brokerage firm accused of selling investors unregistered debt and the re-investing the money in highly complex "collateralized Stripper obligations" and g-string futures
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why East Timor is way Cooler than the US: "Ninjas" are officially classified as a national security threat
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
I know REM has gone downhill since Monster, but making a guy beat up his wife while sleepwalking is a new low
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(142)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Arkansas family learns the hard way that there is a good reason there is no such thing as garfish caviar
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(191)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
*Ring* "Hello?" "This is the Zambian Ambassador and I need to..." "Dude, shut up, I'm in class." "Sir, I really am the Zambian Ambassador." "Dude, cut it out. I'm turning off the phone."
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Utah court sends a stern message on domestic violence: If you tie your husband up and beat him with a hammer, you could be facing 30 days home detention and maybe even community service
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(176)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The original transcript for the coroner's inquest into the famous shootout at the OK Corral has surfaced. According to the records, Han shot first
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(126)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fayetteville, NC, home of Fort Bragg, wants "sister city" in Vietnam, but many older residents think idea is sucky-sucky
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(110)
 
(___/\_____)
 
 
 
You're out surfing and suddenly a shark bites into your board. What to do? If you're this guy you'll continue riding the wave on the back of the 14' shark
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The cutest fox cub caught in a cricket net you'll see all week
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(75)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If Muppets ruled the world
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(67)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Airlines are demanding European governments pay for their losses caused by the Icelandic volcano eruption, because..because..Look, just write the damned check will you?
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(168)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man throws cheeseballs at woman and discovers a whole new meaning of lactose intolerant
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(83)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Water ski record smashed by 114 skiers behind a single boat. Arthur Fonzarelli, shark downhearted over not getting involved
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(25)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Happy Earth Day, hippies. Now, would you please have a shower?
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(177)
 
(Jack D)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerrys blends whiskey into ice cream. Drew last seen recovering from brain freeze
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(67)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bolivian president Evo Morales under fire for saying chicken producers inject birds with female hormones and "when men eat those chickens, they experience deviances in being men"
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US General: The only way to keep Iran from getting the bomb is to invade and occupy the country
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(463)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a move that can only be met with calm and rational debate, Belgium lawmakers consider public ban on face covering burqas
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(184)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If puppets ruled the world
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(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
India guru arrested after video surfaces of him having sex with two women. "Thank you, come again"
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Posting about your wife on a forum and not logging out is a bad idea (Read post 1, then post 44)
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(876)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You may now blame your poor bedroom performance on your dad
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Women think men should get back into the kitchen, make them a sammich
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(188)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman launches 'Boobquake' to prove breasts don't cause earthquakes, encourages all women to show as much cleavage as possible April 26
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(3740)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 259: "Potent Potables." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(123)
 


Wed April 21, 2010
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Father won't allow ex-wife visitation rights with her three children. News: she's paralyzed with severe brain damage that occured during their birth. Fark: he also wants her to pay child support
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(179)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
1960s: Birth control pills let women have sex without consequences. 2010s: Birth control pills lowering women's sexual desires
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(114)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Altercation leading to shooting." "Altercation leading to--" BLAM
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(43)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
This is the closest thing to being inside Ed Gein's house you can get without being made into a lamp
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(111)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Iraqi boy runs up to National Guardsman in Iraq and asks the soldier to save him. Surprisingly, that worked
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(103)
 
(Some Dog)
 
 
 
Food and Drug Administration says you shouldn't let pets chew on bones from your meals. Your dog wants less government intrusion
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(120)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Missing boy dropped off at Catholic cathedral unharmed...for now
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(44)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Albuquerque residents are sick of trees having sex in their noses
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this porcelain doll somewhere more interesting
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(49)
 
(CityRag)
 
 
 
KFC's Double Down comes with a side of lies - it's really 1190 calories and 86 grams of fat
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(384)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Iran is increasing the number of paramilitary troops it sends to Venezuela in order to help that country defend itself from America or to put down beauty queen riots
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It took 9 agencies to catch 8 people smoking dope at a 420 festival
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(219)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
TV networks reject Lane Bryant lingerie ad. If this screencap is any indication, it's not suprising why. Great googly moogly (SFW-ish)
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(778)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're a high school student helping your uncle carjack an SUV, when you realize the driver is your teacher. Awkward
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(45)
 
(Some Hobbit Hole)
 
 
 
Geek spends hundreds of hours hand-crafteding a model of Bilbo's Hobbit Hole. If that's not cool enough, aforementioned geek is female. Now she's going to be stalked by things creepier than Nazgul
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(181)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, do not panic: in the time-honored tradition, Goldman Sachs has found a suitable scapegoat for their financial debacle
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(64)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
If you are missing a shipment of 296 elephant tusks, please see the Thai Customs Office to claim YOUR FREE BOAT
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(39)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Treasury unveils new $100 bill. Features include a 3-D security ribbon, color changing ink, and a face value of $97
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(156)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ancient humans saw volcanic eruptions as a sign they offended the gods. Modern tree huggers see it as a sign we offended Mother Gaia and are getting what we so richly deserve
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(120)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement allows for pre-crime injunctions. Meaning the RIAA wants the ability to turn off your internet because they suspect you might be thinking of downloading music
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(218)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Nepal is the land of Mount Everest, the birth place of Lord Buddha, and soon-to-be top destination for gay honeymoon elephant safaris
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A second, larger volcano seems ready to erupt in Iceland. At least this one has a name that's easier to pronounce
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Car fleeing police hits deaf school students' van. Bet they didn't see that coming
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(67)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
On the list of "stupidest people in the world " you can add "Rwandan Genocide deniers" right below "Holocaust deniers" and right above "9/11 truthers"
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(246)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ever want to see an American State collapse into absolute chaos overnight? Unless the Governor of Arizona vetoes the Immigration Bill, we'll have ringside seat
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(1107)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
As many as 20 Somali pirates may come to the US for prosecution, since modern warships no longer have yardarms
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(84)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
We have red light cameras, speed cameras, and stop sign cameras, so why not green light cameras?
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(334)
 
(slyoyster.com)
 
 
 
It's not as tasty as a cow with lobster claws, but sheep-pig gets us one step closer to that elusive bacon sweater
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(56)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Lawyer for David Kernell, who broke into Sarah Palin's Yahoo email, tells jury his client is allowed to commit felonies as long as he calls them pranks
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(241)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
When going to drug court, there is ONE thing you should leave at home. Yes, that
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't bring a gun to a steam iron fight
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two men and their log
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(34)
 
(Heavenly Golden Palace.com)
 
 
 
Dying man sells advertising space on his urn
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(55)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
4/20, PCP edition: Man dons bad idea jeans, crashes stolen car into multiple vehicles, tries to hijack city bus, gets shot by citizen and waits for paramedics in burning car. TaaDaa
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Explosion on oil rig in Gulf of Mexico, 11 missing, 7 injured
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(214)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Caption Vice President Biden at George Washington University
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(149)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firefighters take 2 1/2 hours to free woman's thumb stuck in bowling ball
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(74)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
'Thing' they're calling a 'woman' has been charged with having sex with a 14-year-old blind boy (the article doesn't say blind, but c'mon...I mean he'd have to be? right?) Warning: YOU CAN'T UN-CLICK
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(443)
 
(Cleveland Leader)
 
 
 
Ohio billboard promoting breastfeeding gets Cleveland steaming
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the largest "To Catch A Predator" ever announced, Pope Benedict XVI invites 400,000+ Catholic priests to The Vatican to "rally"
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(122)
 
(The Money Times)
 
 
 
If you're drunk and stealing sand from the beach, make sure that you can actually drive it away. In related news: Stealing sand is considered grand theft
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother and daughter who dressed up like princesses for a trip to Disneyland get turned away at the gate because they looked too much like princesses
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(145)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bisexual men sue Gay Softball World Series, because they were "not gay enough" to participate. Must not have played pitcher or catcher
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(115)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Worst. Parking. Job. Ever. And even the media agrees. (with video)
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(131)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
"In reality, the heaven you think you're headed to - a reunion with your relatives in the light - is a very recent invention, only a little older than Goldman Sachs."
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(306)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
President of youth baseball league brings his kiddie porn loaded computer in for repairs, what could possibly go wrong? w/ What the hell is that on his face mugshot
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Top ten paying jobs for women. Stripper surprisingly absent from the list
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(219)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these glorious patriotic posters, comrade
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Tue April 20, 2010
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
If you are going to ground your sixteen year-old daughter and revoke her cell phone priviliges, make sure you take away her lighter so she doesn't burn your house to the ground
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(86)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Woman gets shorted on a drug deal and gets all stabby. With a ball point pen. "They suffered multiple red, superficial scratches and abrasions on their necks and chests"
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(39)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Every time I read 'Pride and Prejudice,' I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone." 50 author vs. author putdowns
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(225)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"The first sign of trouble came was about midway through the argument, when Chief Justice John Roberts asked what the difference was 'between email and a pager?'" Scary tag files suit against Amusing tag, wins by 5-2 vote
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(197)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Queen urged to remove demented swan
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(102)
 
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Glendale, CA residents have been unknowningly getting a tiny amount of free electricity. Luckily, smart grid technology will put an end to that
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(98)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ten fast food items worse for you than KFC's Double Down. And yes, one of the worst is a salad. From Wendy's
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(407)
 
(Times Argus)
 
 
 
Bear with head stuck in milk can rescued. Oh bother
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(33)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trio of terns
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(48)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Despite the availability of contraceptives like the Pill, IUDs, condoms, sponges, Total.Fark, the morning-after pill, implants, and diaphragms, half of all US pregnancies are unintended
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(276)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's one thing to sweep your roommate's death under the sofa to keep from getting evicted. It's something else altogether to sweep your dead roommate under the sofa
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(49)
 
(Some Hamster)
 
 
 
FYI, PetSmart does not have a "Take-a-Hamster, Leave-a-Hamster" tray
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(93)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Woman testifies to Georgia legislature that the US military microchipped her taint
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(210)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"If two pre-pubescent kids walked into your office right now chain smoking Marlboro Reds, tossed you an AK and told you it was time to take down the man, you'd have to think long and hard about declining the offer"
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(72)
 
(Capital Times)
 
 
 
When reporting on a story about a city deciding to kill 100 geese due to health and safety issues, try to pick an appropriate and sensitive headline
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(127)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Angry because the woman on Craigslist who wanted to have videotaped sex in a bear suit backed out and stopped responding to your emails? That was a guy.... and he is now making fun of you in a new book
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(185)
 
(KENS5)
 
 
 
That airplane you're getting ready to board? There's a good chance it's being held together somewhere with some "duct tape". Have a nice flight
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(122)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
You have to ask yourself where it all went wrong if cops show up at your home because you throw an inhaler at your husband and they find you surrounded by seven Chihuahaus and a parrot standing on your forehead biting your face
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(43)
 
(1000 Awesome Things)
 
 
 
What's an example of a word you learned and then suddenly started seeing it everywhere?
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(572)
 
(Some Tissue Guy)
 
 
 
Which is worse, a teacher masturbating alone in his office, or the janitor who sniffed the used tissues and turned him in?
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(268)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
It's one thing when your dentist's office is between an auto body shop and a scrap yard; it's another matter when they share tools
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(21)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Desperate for lost sales tax revenue, North Carolina demands Amazon.com turn over all consumer records. Amazon.com demands North Carolina STFU and GTBW
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(259)
 
(Atlanta Humane Society)
 
 
 
Vulcan cat named Spock discovered at animal shelter. Seeking caring home. NO ROMULANS
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
April is STD Awareness Month. Pass it on
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(65)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Back in 2005, cops noticed Washington bestiality suspect was "strangely protective" of his female German shepherd, but they were too busy with the 372 lbs of coke in his SUV to follow up
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(109)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists find a pair of sweat pants, a golf ball, more than 20 plastic bags, small towels, duct tape and surgical gloves inside the body of a whale that washed up on the beach. With an unhealthy diet like that, no wonder it died
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(64)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
At least when Laura Bush paid $550,000 for White House China she got to eat off of the dishes once in a while
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(124)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Lawyer for PA school district that used webcams on school-issued laptops to spy on their students, now admits that by saying the school "almost never" used this function he meant "more than 56,000 times
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(OC Register)
 
 
 
Today's "Geocache causes mass evacuation and bomb squad called in" story brought to you by Anaheim, California
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(61)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Security guard wears his sunglasses at night, so he can, so he can, chug a bottle of cognac and crash the company car
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(42)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
67-year-old on her arrest for felony unsanctioned pruning: "I met some neat people. I'd never been in a perp walk before. It was cool."
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(180)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this motorcyclist on a dusty road
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Group of retired military officers says the greatest threat to our national security isn't a terrorist organization, but the school lunch lady; call for immediate intervention to take away her meatloafs of mass destruction
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(223)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Queensland police are not amused by Facebook page showing all their unmarked cars
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(154)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Teenage girl appears in court accused of kicking a man to death, provides another data point to support the "hot=crazy" hypothesis
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(585)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Revolutionary War claims yet another victim
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(122)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Man arrested after following woman around a Target store, exposing his buttocks and 'shaking it'. In other news, Wal-Mart starts new ad campaign
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: Having your arm severed in a car crash. Worse: Someone steals your wedding and engagement rings from severed arm
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(79)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
PETA unhappy about dog-riding capuchin monkeys. "I don't want to make fun of the guy, but obviously he's an idiot. Because everywhere I go, 99 out of 100 people smile and laugh and share the experience with their children"
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(109)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in ten British drinkers claim to get through 20 pints a night. In other news, academics refuse to believe drunk people may exaggerate or lose the ability to keep count
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Thieves rip off part of a man's finger over "a simple piece of apparatus that'll be junk in a couple of years"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Your office's digital copy machine remembers everything you do by storing images of everything it scans, including your butt during that day you got drunk at the office holiday party
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(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PotCon 2010, man. I'll see you at the hotbox
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(91)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New ash cloud appears headed toward Britain, threatens to improve weather
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wife like typing detected
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(104)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this aluminum area
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Iranian missile may be able to hit U.S. by 2015." That's one slow missile
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(218)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nothing beats a cigarette after a gasoline fight
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(45)
 
(KYW 1060)
 
 
 
Head of police sex crimes unit is also a hands on kind of guy. "Hands on kind of guy" trifecta now in play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News flash: College kids who tan are more likely to drink alcohol, smoke marijuana, listen to Dave Matthews
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unforseen consequence of global warming number 3241: all the corpses and garbage can finally be dragged off Mt. Everest
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(89)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
That Winnipeg high school teacher who simulated oral sex on a fellow teacher during a school dance competition might want to pursue that skill professionally now that they're both officially out of jobs
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Mon April 19, 2010
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Migraine leaves woman with Chinese accent
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(120)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Is that a vibrator in your pocket, or are you carrying a concealed explosive device?
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(53)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Today's reason you're getting cancer is *rolls dice* your grandmother ate too much during pregnancy
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(47)
 
(On Point News)
 
 
 
Seagal can avoid any testimony about his allegedly "unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal" by settling the case filed by his former assistant
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(216)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A 1992 survey of 5,000 U.S. librarians, long withheld by a professional journal, found that all your sexual fantasies about them were true
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(218)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you like reading poorly argued essays about the evils of eating farm meat written by psuedo-celebrities, then has Moby got a book for you
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(188)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Hampshire's liquor commissioner is a hands on sort of guy
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(56)
 
(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Helvetia man dies in brush clearing incident. Town issues a statement sans sheriff
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iran strives for a nuclear-free world, probably by nuking every other country first
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sunset scene
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(51)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Pay your vet bill or we'll put your dog down." UK applies socialized medicine to veterinarian clinics
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(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help a TFer take on multiple sclerosis. LGT who, when and how; DIT. Booyah
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(101)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two women climbers "neck and neck" in race to climb world's 14 tallest mountains. Though if it's a race, shouldn't they be doing that afterwards?
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(67)
 
(Drew)
 
 
 
Discussion of a change to non-logged in users, and Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 4/11 - 4/17
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(169)
 
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Just in time for Earth Day: chopping down trees in downtown Dallas because they block the view of the Nike Air Jordan billboard
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Welcome to "green America," where Americans are no more earth-friendly than they were a decade ago
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(197)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man getting testicular cyst removed accidentally gets the volume discount
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(117)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police say it will cost $50,000 to clean up a suspected illegal mushroom lab, not realizing just about any frat in the country would be happy to do it for $25 and a case of Bud Light
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(124)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six terrifying diseases that science can't explain
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(203)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Extreme homeschooling now means no curriculum, no books, and no tests, which is worse than that one time Chancellor Washington was assassinated by Haitian spies while being chased by Jesus riding a dinosaur
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(281)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ten legendary concept car successes and failures. A nuclear powered Ford? What could go wrong?
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(138)
 
(Federal Times)
 
 
 
TSA may federalize 15,000 private contractors who guard federal buildings, which would mean same bodies, different uniforms, with TSA's unique brand of customer service
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(74)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
WA State town sells for $360k; about half the price of a house in Seattle
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(76)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
100-year-old sex offender fails on parole, receives new sentence of life in prison
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(86)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Census forms cause rift among citizens forced to choose between "Attractive" and "Successful"
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(373)
 
(Some Hungry Shark)
 
 
 
New shark-repelling anklet ensures that sharks will eat everything but your ankle
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(31)
 
(The Frisky)
 
 
 
I think we found the guy who's responsible for Uggs
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(37)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Some things you should never ask your parents to do for you. 1) Ask mom to call your work and tell them you're sick. 2) Have dad speak to the media about your plump lips and big boobs
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(40)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Those half naked pictures of you down the beach your friend posted on facebook may have healing powers. Oh, maybe not for you but they made me feel pretty good
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(211)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
This kind of stuff is going to ruin naked vermilion smearing for the rest of us
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(43)
 
(BAAAAAA)
 
 
 
Move over self-cleaning ovens. We are proud to introduce the self-shearing sheep
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(46)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan's herbivorous-male phenomenon credited to 65-year national peace, which has "liberated men from the need to be manly"
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Whether we like it or not, seventy-three million people are playing Farmville: a boring, repetitive, and potentially repetitive, and potentially dangerous activity that barely qualifies as a game."
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(268)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rear gunner
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(45)
 
(Some Victim)
 
 
 
How my mom became a terrorist
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(152)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Staten Island residents will soon be witness to an event unheard of in human history, a toll booth being torn down
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How much does a passenger-laden 767 with seized engines at 35,000 feet cost? Apparently not as much as the European economy is losing every hour
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(312)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Man arrested for drunk driving. News: the car was pink and had Barbies on it. Fark: It was an electric toy car designed for five-year olds
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(113)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"There are also viewing portals along the side of the colon so that other less adventurous visitors can watch as people crawl through the colon"
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I'm stuck to my flying fox. I'm so very scared. Help
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two lesbian mothers have become the first same-sex parents to jointly sign a birth certificate. No doubt that God's wrathful volcanic ash cloud over Europe will be blamed on them
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(108)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UN reports India has more cellular phones than toilets. Somehow priorities really went to pot there
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(91)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Look at those aerial shots... is that Sarajevo? Hiroshima? Chernobyl? Nope, just Detroit
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(412)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Authorities fighting spread of new drug "Sparkle" hampered by fact that they don't know what it is
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street chess
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(23)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The Book of Mormon is about to be made into a Broadway play
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(118)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Hannibal, MO government upset that a Mark Twain impersonator isn't factual: "The boombox, for example, is outlandish. There's no basis for that in Mark Twain."
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(48)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Like my grandfather always told me, when life gives you locust plagues, turn them into locust pizzas
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(41)
 
(Michigan Messenger)
 
 
 
Despite a $900,000 federal grant, state fails to capture its most wanted sex offender. Online journalist, using Google and Facebook, finds offender working at a daycare center
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man hit by spear while riding his scooter home
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