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Sun January 04, 2009
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Train takes off from station with doors still open. Which wouldn't be a big deal if it wasn't 100 feet off the ground
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman falls 100 feet from her window into a vat of grapes. She's alive but, frankly, the wine is a little corked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists say that that "ZOMG I can't breathe when I'm with you I love you soooo much" feeling CAN last a lifetime. But only in about 10% of the population. The rest of us are doomed to die alone with our cats
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
South Dakota Supreme Court rules that farking cops are a bunch of shiatheads for arresting man that told them to fark off. fark
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Politicians want to find 998... 999... 1000 "great places" in Massachusetts. Ah, ah, ah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ten stories
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(The Telegram)
 
 
 
Threatening an officer with a 2x4 is not very constructive in building a good relationship with police
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff of Pinal County stops radar cameras: "I've never yet seen a photo-radar camera arrest a drunk driver or arrest a person with a warrant, ... or to just simply give directions to somebody,"
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Looks like the average American would make an ass out of him or herself in just under 8 minutes in Finland
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chris Hanson in need of a new schtick as appeals court rules crimes need an actual "victim"
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(RTE)
 
 
 
Pilots want handheld lasers to be classified as weapons
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Residents are furious that the town won't pave their steep, dangerous dirt road. Their PRIVATE, steep, dangerous dirt road
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Richardson's stint as Secretary of Commerce is about as successful as his presidency
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(AP)
 
 
 
Illinois state workers to take seminar on ethics. Yes Illinois workers. And yes, representatives from the Governor's office will be speaking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington's Metro subway system will close many of its public parking lots adjacent to stations on Inauguration Day to better serve the public
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(Carlos Miller)
 
 
 
Amtrak police arrest photographer for taking pictures of Amtrak trains. Fark: as part of Amtrak annual contest for photos of Amtrak trains. Amtrak
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby panda debuts at Zoo Atlanta. With lots of ugly-ass pics
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania pet store, which remained open even after its owner put a kitten in the freezer and then beat it to death against the side of a dumpster, again faces cruelty charges. PETA too busy protesting milk to get involved
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six bizarre real world versions of fictional monsters. Protip: Being pale and bored does not make you a vampire
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(Some Lottery Winner)
 
 
 
He won the lottery, and died the next day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Duck season." "Rabbit season." "Duck season." "Rabbit season." "Hunter season." *BANG*
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most awesome picture of a burning crater you'll see all day. Bonus: it's caused by manmade stupidity
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stairway to nowhere
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Trio robs furniture store. They apparently wanted some money under the table
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Step 1. Taunt Tiger. Step Two: Get mauled by said Tiger. Step three: Profit? Step four: Get sued by city for your medical bills for getting mauled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When your cell phone lectures you about wearing a condom, maybe you should wear a condom, or get rid of your cell phone
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Friends of skydiver who died during jump scatter her ashes while performing formation jump. "Oh God, I got Debbie in my mouth"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bearded Mexican warlock predicts that the US will withdraw troops from Iraq and that Saddam will buy new satanic underpants and rise from the dead
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you need a C-section in Britain, make sure you have that sucker during the day, when anesthetists are actually there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"They kept telling me there was this big issue with tagging around town. My son doesn't even know what tagging is. He drew a stick figure with boobs and one with a penis"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Just a little reminder that police officers can have hearts. Have you hugged a cop today?
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(Port Charlotte Sun)
 
 
 
LCDR Roy Boehm, founder of US Navy SEALs, has completed his final mission
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Job centres across the UK are routinely advertising for escort agencies, lap dancing clubs, massage parlours and TV sex channels. Still no openings for lion tamers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that every previous holder of the title has met with certain death not long afterward, California woman eager to be named "World's Oldest"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cincinnati is lousy. Seriously, it's so bad they have a bedbug task force
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Six month long exposure equals very cool photo
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
"Future historians will note that American society peaked in the late 1960s"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Old and busted : "how old is your dog in human years?" new hotness : "how old is your CAR in human years"
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(Muskator/ Ovator)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stark station
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you have been impersonating the president of Guyana on Facebook the Guyanan police would like a word with you
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Sat January 03, 2009
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian police spend two million on a shooting simulator because their officers have so little firearms experience they are afraid to use their own guns
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(AFP)
 
 
 
In a completely unbiased study motivated by no hidden agenda whatsoever, Catholic "scientific" study concludes that birth control pills result in serious environmental harm and male sterility
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A tampon ad showing a beaver following a woman around all day was the most complained about ad in 2008
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Instead of using a machete, the traditional weapon of Florida, man hits a person over the head with nunchakus
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(AP)
 
 
 
Judge rules that the First Amendment doesn't guarantee woman's right to smuggle endangered monkey meat into the country
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(Some Former West Virginian)
 
 
 
West Virginians collect bottle caps for needy cancer patients. Find out there were no cancer patients. Locals tout gullibility AND helpfulness. Bottle caps? Seriously. Bottle caps?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Flying Doctor" puts in order for bigger aircraft to fly world-class fatass Aussies to hospital
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a mall near you: Teeth-whitening kiosks. "Are they sure they are working in a disease-free mouth?''
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Caption this judger of cats
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
We were at a station / Pretending to pull out a gun / When everyone decided / To give a call into 911 / It wasn't a mock, it was a mock robbery / (down, down)
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Habitat for Humanity is being sued by some of the people who got free houses
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
In an unexpected media development, SomethingAwful buys USA Today
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this talk show book promo
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(Korea Times)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Il appears out of nowhere to inspect North Korean tank division. Six more weeks of winter projected
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(US News and World Report)
 
 
 
Forget about the crappy economy, an eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano will destroy so much life on Earth that the new economy will based on firearms and liquor, making the US and the Irish world powers
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(DC Examiner)
 
 
 
Kreskin's predictions for new year include renewed importance of the clown, bartenders as therapists, restaurants banning cell phones, and a resurgence of shepherd's pie
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russians claim their legendary drinking prowess is "a myth"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mars rovers have now spent five years traversing the red planet, taking soil samples, analyzing the environment, compacting debris into cubes which they then neatly stack
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(AP)
 
 
 
Guy in Detroit gets IRS bill for 5 cents, which he has to pay. Now is owed 4 cents and has to request it. Then it gets weird
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(CBC)
 
 
 
4 B.C. men rescued from ski hill's out-of-bounds area. Out of bounds or not, 2013 years is a long time to wait for a rescue
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ground forces move into Gaza. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dropping off your mail in a hurry while wearing gloves? Well that there's terrorism
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
English language expected to top one million words by April, including the really stupid made-up ones like 'electrosmog' and 'Palinism'
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(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Parents of damaged little snowflake demand that the school district provide something more than one on one education. In other news, "intermittent explosive disorder" is now a disorder
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(London Times)
 
 
 
EU's new president says climate change is a myth. He can tell because of the pixels, and because he's seen a few other myths in his day
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
More polar bears found to be fasting, scientists blame global warming and the unrealistic 'ideal' sharp-kneed polar bear image created by Hollywood
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(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Schools increasingly under criticism for restraining Special Ed students and putting them in "quiet rooms"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orangutan learns how to jet-ski (with smoking hot trainer pics)
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Teenager totals mustang
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, Oh Why have you attacked me? Kicked to the curb with no more star, why would you fly into my car?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Madoff victims say their losses aren't as big as initially reported. In related news, the cops who assess pot busts and the cops who assess financial crimes all use the same math
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on London Underground, considers naming the child accordingly. Thankfully the station was Kingsbury and not Elephant and Castle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police fatally shoot German history buff - "Mein laben"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Best mugshot of crying home burglar you will see in the next... well, ever. Seriously
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(Google)
 
 
 
School in England bans the word "school" because that word may have "negative connotations" for the parents
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Busy Moms of Working Families complain their Snowflakes' holiday vacation is too long. "After 2 1/2 weeks of parties, sleeping later than usual and watching Hannah Montana reruns, little Jaci had hit the wall."
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(International Education)
 
 
 
Every newborn in Maine will now receive $500 towards college. It's not Alaska money, but it's not bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption, Will Robinson Caption
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First they came for the helper parrots, and I said nothing. Then they came for the guide horses, and still I kept silent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fear turns to anger after Aspen bomb scares. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"The story is about more than contraband seafood. It is a tale of lobsters on a death-defying journey, one marred by tragedy and for some, redemption."
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian chapel
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The woman who kept that kids football in October? Yeah, she is suing the parents now
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
42 year old woman's 2009 resolution: "Find any man... just so I am married in a year." Creates a website where men apply to meet her. Because there is nothing as attractive as a desperate woman past her "use by" date
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts police say they can not and will not enforce marijuana ban
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not news: Cat stuck in a tree. News: Police Officer in pajamas waving his gun at the scene. Fark: sounds like Caturday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only thing worse than having one drunken Brit run amok on a flight? Having 40 of them going wild and trying to open the emergency exits at 20,000 feet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man finds long-lost sister 43 years later, next street over
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Radisson hotel clerk lets woman who lost her wallet stay for a couple of hours on Christmas day, and is widely praised by management for her holiday kindness. Just kidding, she was fired
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Bullet goes through suspects chest, through a wall, into a bystanders face, for a grand total of zero life threatening injuries. In Canada, even the bullets are nice
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Karl Lagerfeld defends fur industry: "Beasts would kill us if we didn't kill them first"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Can you heal me now?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop some life into this mausoleum
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And you thought your boss was an asshole
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers have confirmed the benefits of plants on surgery patients. Most patients prefer them rolled into joints rather than placed on their bedside table
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently so many people aren't buying DTV converter boxes that the program is running out of money. A government program that underestimated funding needs? How'd that happen?
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Fri January 02, 2009
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Police in North Dakota say 17-year-old called 911 to report a drunken driver: herself"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nanny state tries to stop girls' toys being made in pink because pink melts childrens' brains
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(AP)
 
 
 
If you have been trying to reach an Alabama unemployment hot line and get a lady in California try again...you will get another lady in California...and another
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Why Canada's Highway of Heroes is a model of how other nations should salute their war dead. Or, other nations could just keep bringing them back on cargo flights to military bases at 3 a.m (pic)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: police in Sydney arrest man for drink-driving and possession of cocaine and viagra. Fark: he says he was on his way to pick up Paris Hilton
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A slideshow of the world's cutest interracial couple. The Sun is there, and is cutting across all barriers
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
"Want to drive a convoy of trucks loaded with fuel across Afghanistan? Be prepared to pay a $6,000 bribe per truck, so the police will not tip off the Taliban." In the US we call that a "tax"
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Best jail EVER. Cells that lock from the inside, unidentified pills strewn about, and recliners in some cells
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Couple buys 80-year-old penthouse of Babe Ruth. Who knew they'd been publishing for that long?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Cold-hearted North Carolina police ticket the ice cream man. WRAL has the scoop
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man sits in jail for eight months without a lawyer, let alone a trial, because the state refuses to pay for one. You stay classy, Georgia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For $50K you can be the proud owner of the Topeka, KS school that was the subject of Brown v. Board of Education
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Man lighting illegal fireworks while facing strong winds starts New Years off with a bang, skin grafts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man relishes the chance to get into the record books by sucking an entire bottle of ketchup through a straw. Mustard been tough to do
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(News 8 Austin)
 
 
 
Group takes "polar plunge" into pool. A 70-degree pool
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Top ten places in the world that beat Detroit for worst place to live
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Porcupines are destroying the trees, doors, tool handles, footwear and vehicle tires in Telluride. "It's all just a mystery"
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(NWANews.com)
 
 
 
Notice to all: if your girlfriend films a 16-year-old in the shower, admits to police she did it to frame you, then beats you with a shovel you will still go to jail in Arkansas
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
15,000 criminals might get out of prison early, so California doesn't go broke
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Somewhere in the world today we have a new world's oldest person. Congratulations
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Would-be criminal's not-so-great start to the new year: falls through vent, breaks toilet, gets bit by police dog, and photo online for all the world to see
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun's first mugshot round up of the year will leave you seeing stars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A review of 2008: The year in beer
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this detector digging
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's never a good thing when a dude dressed as a woman hops into your truck, starts fondling you, and says, "I need to make 20 bucks"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mother explains why she's still breast-feeding her 6-year old: "When he needs comforting, he will ask his mother for 'nummies'." (w/creepy video)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reverend tries to live like Jesus for a year, but fails. "If you get serious about the Bible, it will really mess you up"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Greek crew attacked by pirates. It worked out as well as it did for Xerxes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I know why the caged bird sings: it's trapped in a trailer with a dead fat woman
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
The best mug shot of a guy who superglued his neighbor's door lock that you'll see all day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline that insisted yesterday that it did nothing wrong by booting nine Muslims from a flight, and therefore would not apologize to them or reimburse their tickets; has now apologized and offered to reimburse their tickets
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Learning to count Fark headline style: 1) man walks 2) miles to hospital with 3) gunshot wounts in torso
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Volvo to release a "crash proof car" that will ensure that by 2020 noone is killed or injured in a Volvo, sales of automatic ejector seats will go through the roof
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to smell, taste, and feel the need to use the urinal all at once, the 'Heineken Experience' reopens in Amsterdam
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(WSMV)
 
 
 
Army recalls 50-year-old vet, who separated over 15 years ago, to deploy overseas until 2010. Talk about hitting bottom of the barrel
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cunning thief robs bank, dye pack explodes, doesn't get deterred, gets away. OH THE HUED MAN INDEED
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How do you get tricked into becoming a suicide bomber? Ask this guy
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(Michigan Messenger)
 
 
 
Michigan, having solved all its other problems, reverses the ban on hanging fuzzy dice from your rearview mirror
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(AP)
 
 
 
Apparently when people think "I need to kill myself" they also are likely to think "hey why don't I do it in a National Park?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally shoots boyfriend while trying to commit suicide. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston looks to Detroit as an example of success, because, when one thinks of success, one immediately thinks of Detroit
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(610wiod.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of shoes litter Palmetto Expressway. OH THE SHOE-MANITY
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(Google)
 
 
 
Australia refuses to accept Gitmo detainees. Because the last thing Australia wants is a bunch of criminals from another country
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Plane crashes onto train line cutting off rail services to part of Britain no-one wants to visit anyway
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(My Fox Colorado)
 
 
 
Forgetting its New Years resolution to only report serious news, the media presents this hard hitting story about a man who decorates his house in Budweiser beer cans
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Beating a woman and stealing her money and cell phone: Criminal. Answering stolen cell phone: Dumbass criminal. Using cell phone to meet up with victim's boyfriend, ending in your arrest: Florida criminal
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
What a Saab story: Swedes buying air freshener that smells of new leather and vinyl when they can no longer afford new wheels
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Jesus appears in woman's floor tile (pic). With priceless quote from her brother. Article written by a man named Pope
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Why is braille so brilliant? See for yourself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked woman charged with child abuse, resisting arrest, assault on a peace officer, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, possession of a controlled substance and public intoxication. She's been busy
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
360 degree mirror is 'every woman's dream'...apparently it puts the seat down on the toilet and knows where the g-spot is
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Neighbors call the police after spotting a science-fiction fan armed with a longbow. Suspect dons Cloak of Embarassment +3 after cops track him down
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(KXLY)
 
 
 
Police order man to stop clearing snow off neighbors' driveways
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(Mathaba)
 
 
 
"I am profoundly troubled that the call of this council, issued nearly four days ago, for an end to the violence has gone unheeded," UN Secretary-general Ban Ki-moon said with a straight face
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
We're all going to be having more sexual intercourse in 2009...well, except for you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London Ultrasound Centre offers service that uses scans to produce a bronze cast of the unborn clump of cells, will next offer silver casts of your ruptured appendix or gold casts of your kidney stones
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(Stop)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hammer time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently the French really know how to throw a new year's party. Over 1000 cars torched over the New Years eve celebrations. That, or they really don't like cars
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Norway bans the buying of sex. Jewelry store owners devastated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple that met through speed-dating now using speed-babysitting to find someone to watch their kid. "It's kind of a strange way to find someone, in the space of three minutes, who will care for your children"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Muslim family removed from plane after commenting on location of engines
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(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
If you guessed 50 minutes until Baltimore's first homicide of 2009, put on your kevlar and step up to collect your prize
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(No wonder it's on Overstock.com)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I have class" like a $2700 bronze yard statue featuring two children who appear to be farking
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In an unorthodox bid to tackle the growing problem of binge drinking, the cost of beer in the UK is slashed to its lowest level in 20 years
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
People will still laugh at you behind your back when they find out what you do, but the market is currently booming for male nurses
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Honey makers who label their product "organic" fail to realize that bees can't tell a flower sprayed with pesticide from one that isn't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now vets can prescribe pills for your pets that will help relieve stress. Your dog wants a microbrew and a joint
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this half a pair of lamps
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you had "one" in the "number of days into the new year before someone auctions off a bit of food that looks like Jesus" pool, please step forward to claim your prize. Christ on a cracker
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Homeless man ordered by judge to stop going commando
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A burning sensation is usually expected after a brothel visit...not during
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Thu January 01, 2009
(AP)
 
 
 
You thought YOUR New Year's Eve sucked? Try being unable to move or speak, and being forgotten on a bus overnight in 20 degree weather
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Store owner who wanted to spend more time at home leaves his shop open and asks the public to "just leave the cash if they take anything"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Family finds $4M classic car in deceased relative's garage
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(NME)
 
 
 
Released documents from 1978 investigation finds that the Sex Pistols were such a threat to the fabric of society that legal actions were considered at the highest levels
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're stupid enough to advertise your party on Facebook, you have to expect something like this to happen
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(Kare 11)
 
 
 
If you keep $250,000 in hundred dollar bills in a safe in your house, you might want to lock it before inviting your two teen grandchildren to spend Christmas Day
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two brothers, on their own dime, do something the U.S. Navy couldn't...find their father's sub that sank 65 years ago
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fresh from the "It seemed like a good idea at the time" Files: Police set up breath testing station at only exit to 3-day music festival with 15,000 people inside
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thieves steal a $10k statue owned by investment fraud Bernie Madoff. They later return it with a note that says "lesson: return rightful property to its owners." Yeah, THAT did it. He is a changed man now
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Former Rhode Island senator Claiborne Pell, who gave us Pell grants, dies at age 90
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Study shows that French Canadians can't sleep, pronounce "th", pass a strip club or poutine stand
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Train driver refuses to stop at any stations because the "satnav is broken"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman with inoperable brain tumor spends her first and last Christmas with her ten-month old twins
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(10TV)
 
 
 
2009 Mother of the Year challenger enters competition 4:15 a.m. January 1. Brings cocaine, baby and wrong-way interstate driving to the talent portion of the competition
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Millionaire lawyer fined for serving his date spotted dick for dessert at fancy restaurant
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If they lose it, they will come
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia couple amused to get Christmas card from anonymous stranger in Florida, addressed only to 'Hick In The Woods.' "We laughed our fool heads off," say bumpkins
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Urine trouble if you let this Pole treat your cancer, and ureter wasted or urea fool to visit his orifice. Urinal lot of trouble, and urethra sucker or stoned if you swallow his speel. I'm not kidneys a real dick
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strangely staged scene
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(Some Gray)
 
 
 
Art Bell returns to field more 2009 predictions, the best combo of tinfoil & volatility this side of Jiffy Pop
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
"Back to the Future" to be remade, Bollywood style: "Ravi? Ravi. It's Suroosh - your cousin Suroosh Shankar. You know that new sound you're looking for? Listen to this"
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(AP)
 
 
 
You want to stop a friend from driving drunk, do you A) Take his Keys B) Give him a ride, or C) Blast his windshield with paintballs?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your prediction for 2009. Difficulty: one prediction per post. Link goes to Fark's prediction thread for 2008, a few of which were actually right
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(AP)
 
 
 
Another sign of the bad economy: drug dealers taking gift cards as payment
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man convicted of writing "rude comments" about women in public toilets prohibited from owning pens for three years
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cuba celebrates 50 years of revolution. Citizens reportedly very, very dizzy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the winners of Fark's 2008 Headline of the Year contest
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"He looked like he had had a few drinks and decided to do a late-night break in, but he hadn't counted on the God of Thunder living here" (pic)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Birdwatcher travels to Norway to catch glimpse of rare bird, only to find one nesting in her garden when she gets home
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(KTUL)
 
 
 
The Oklahoma Turnpike Authority would appreciate it if you would please stop throwing dirty diapers in their toll machines
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Officer's powerful premature discharge from cleaning his gun goes through a wall and into a bathroom, hitting his wife. That's his story and he's sticking to it
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Two teens set sleeping teen's hair on fire just to film it in their camera phone. With big dumb-looking teen mugshot
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
European Union to be taken over by ultraconservative nationalist from Prague. He says he's looking for more like him, but there just aren't many good places to cache Czechs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snowplow driver fired after driving his truck into the river, right next to the van he'll now be living in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
January is National Blood Donor Month, followed by February's "Vampire Weight Loss Challenge"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Some beautiful time lapse videos of the heavens
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fireworks reportedly to blame in deadly fire at Bangkok nightclub. Members of Great White thankful they have alibis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican authorities capture drug trafficker known as "The Strawberry". "The Gooden", "The Dykstra" still at large
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
In a chilling last-minute upset, Long Island man wins Excellence in Seamanship award for 2008
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(AP)
 
 
 
Priest tries to move a fallen tree from a road, and a second tree falls, killing him. Authorities say the only witness was a red-eyed black rotweiler, and they also noted a strange low chanting sound in latin
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Baby born on Northwest Airlines transatlantic flight, already lost by luggage handlers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy at the board
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Truck hauling eggs ovaturns, rescuers scramble to help. Omelette you know, it was dangerous. No yolk
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(AP)
 
 
 
Baltimore's murder rate declined in 2008. Authorities attribute success to new program: "hey lets call 'The Wire' a reality show, and broadcast it free to the projects and to inmates"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Battleship New Jersey to cut hours, reschedule invasion of Delaware
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2008 Headline of the Year contest: Puns and wordplay (details in thread)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You're dissatisfied with the long wait at a hospital ER. Do you a) take a deep breath and count to 10, b) complain, or c) say you've planted a bomb and run out of the building? Take your time, but consider the tag for this story
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(Some Maine-iac)
 
 
 
Two Rhode Island men hike to a cabin in New Hampshire only to discover that they know nothing about being in a cabin in New Hampshire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadians increasingly drinking their faces off to get to sleep, forget they live in Canada
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pipes of privacy
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(Fox Toledo)
 
 
 
"At midnight, a huge lit up sausage gets dropped in Elmore every New Years Eve." Yeah, thats what she said
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Physically disabled duck teaches kids about quacking barriers [w/pic]
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(Haiku You Too)
 
 
 
2008: A Year in Haiku
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New Year's resolutions found to be bad for your health
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(Channel 4)
 
 
 
No happy endings when police force tries to give employees Indian head massages
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(nbcdfwbbq)
 
 
 
Tips for avoiding New Year's Day hangover: (1) don't drink enough; or (2) drink enough to sleep until Jan 2nd
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
2009 is off to a good start where it has happened. No one, at least semi-famous has died yet
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 191: "B-Sides and Unreleased Tracks". Details and rules in the first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 31, 2008
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Today's lesson, children, 'Stop flicking boogers at your classmates'
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
This one time, in band camp, I played skin flute with the band director
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Official New Year's Eve thread. You submitted this with a better year
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan. Wait, what? (w/mugshot)
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(Google)
 
 
 
Not news: Man arrested. News: for breaking into home. Fark: his own home. "He broke into the garage and house, grabbed the booty, and took off in the car"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
A complete brewery inside of a 2-foot by 8-foot kitchen counter? It's more awesome than you think
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
One fire in Bangkok leaves the nightclub crumbled / It left the New Year's corpses extra crispy / I can hear the devil sliding up to me
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Mystery visitors leave gifts on disabled vet's doorstep on each of the 12 days leading up to Christmas. Submitter seems to have something in his eye
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(The Earth Times)
 
 
 
New Year's resolution to give up alcohol can be bad for your health
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: worst movie/TV show remake idea you can imagine. Difficulty - good luck topping some of the stuff already out
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Asked why he ran a stop sign, a drunk Charles Barkley told cops that he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who, a week earlier, gave him the greatest blow job of his life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you want to keep your job as NASA adminstrator do you (a) claim that the shuttle will blow up if you lose your job (b) call the people on the transition team "liars" (c) have your wife beg for your job (d) All of the above
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Desperate for a job? Do you A) Use a recruiter, B) Brush up the old resume, or C) Put up a $1200, three-day billboard ad advertising yourself as a "savvy chic stylopolitan fashion guru" (w/ pic)
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(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Car bomb rocks Bilbao in Spain. Gandalf and Gimli reportedly escaped uninjured
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Hiro Nakamura and Ando Masahashi wanted in violent home invasion. Police claim suspects seem to have simply disappeared
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctor tells woman her liver looks like a "dried up old meatloaf," gives her about 10 minutes to live until another woman's liver replaces the meatloaf. Man, I'm hungry
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner says state's new smoking ban doesn't apply to cigarettes because they don't meet the state's tax-code definition of "tobacco product."
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against a man who poached a deer... with a crossbow... on an urban interstate highway... during morning rush hour
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"First baby of the year" now overshadowed by "Holy crap induce labor before the new year so we don't have to pay our insurance deductible" babies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2008 Headline of the Year contest: Business (details in thread)
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sinkhole swallows Philadelphia Water Department truck (with pic goodness)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2008 Headline of the Year contest: Politics (details in thread)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
202 candles. Dayum
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Radical new plan in Washington suggests instead of giving incarcerated illegals three square meals a day and two showers a week, they should be deported
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
7-11 is recalling its burritos out of concerns they may be contaminated with Listeria monocyto genes. Then again, if you eat 7-11 burritos, that's probably the least of your problems
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Public health at risk because NY state's environmental dept underpays clam inspectors. Those shellfish bastards
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
The coolest collection of the year's most ridiculous news photos you'll see, well, all year
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You get hurt playing a sport. Do you: A) play through the pain, B) put some ice on it, C) file a lawsuit. What do you do? What do you do?
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(Columbia Tribune)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmakers look to boost economy by increasing the value of novelty lighters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
List of things besides 'the ball' dropped across the country during the countdown to New Year's. 'Pants' surprisingly not on the list
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(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
San Francisco Weekly scrapes the absolute bottom of the barrel to pull through 2008 and offers up a LOLcat year in review
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Actual Headline "Oregon woman, 88, fends off naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2008 Headline of the Year contest: Showbiz (details in thread)
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee man who campaigned against dunk driving is arrested for ... ah, go ahead and guess
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Italian men who set off illegal fireworks may not get to have sex, will have to keep their Roman Candles to themselves
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"News flash: There is no such thing as objectivity in American journalism"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend suspects you have "trick hoes", better keep the knives away from her
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(The Record)
 
 
 
Man arrested for impersonating a police officer because he was wearing a T-shirt that said "Police" on it; charges of being a Sting fan still pending
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Enjoy the stunning view of Lake Ontario...for the next two-and-a-half hours
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(Some Udon Guy)
 
 
 
Angered by noodle impurities that sickened his daughter, Korean father ramens his car through factory gate
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not News: Fender bender in small town. News: Former City Comissioner to the rescue. Fark: While he's helping, thieves steal his bike
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2008 Headline of the Year contest: Geek (details in thread)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2008 Headline of the Year contest: Sports (details in thread)
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Finally, a Cracked list that could save the life of many a Farker. 10 Drinking Myths That Can Kill You
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: man decides to go outside for a breath of fresh air. Fark: he was 30,000 feet over the Caribbean at the time
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man exposes himself to deputies while explaining he didn't mean to expose himself while complimenting family's dog. During questioning, "he was asked repeatedly to close his legs"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who couldn't afford Christmas presents for her children wins £1 million on scratch-off lottery ticket. Which explains why she couldn't afford Christmas presents for her children
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British man breaks world record by sitting on his ass for 48 hours
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(Some Bored Shopper)
 
 
 
It's a chair. Photoshop it
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(WOAI)
 
 
 
Woman apparently confused as to what state she lives in shoots out tires of repo man taking her car
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
39-year-old musician from Los Angeles goes to court to lay claim to south Texas dry-land shipwreck with $3 billion in treasure and uses Google Earth to make sure that nobody is excavating site. Oh, and don't forget about the cannibal tribe
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(Some Maine-iac)
 
 
 
103-year-old woman credits her longevity to coffee, doughnuts, peanut butter and cheese. Behold the power of cheese
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(Google)
 
 
 
New law going into effect Thursday requires Georgia's 16,000 registered sex offenders to give not-so-tech savvy authorities their screen names and email passwords. 16,000 new email accounts expected to be created by Friday morning
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's now fashionable to be like a 1950's housewife as more and more young women master the arts of sewing, cooking, knitting, gardening, and raising chooks
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite news reporter informs us that gas fireplaces save money and the earth, failing to realize that natural gas does not come from Bartertown, is not controlled by Master Blaster
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hot Catholic Texas high school teacher fired because she... got married?
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(Some Maine-iac)
 
 
 
Working toward a Maine tag: Man does several thousand dollars damage to a civic center and gets a DWI, while on a Zamboni
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(AP)
 
 
 
"If I see one more corporation declare itself 'green,' I'm going to start burning tires in my backyard,"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Nanny State discontinues making offenders on work furlough wear bright orange jackets because the precious little prisoner snowflakes can't handle the taunting
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
News: Man says that after women fought for the right to wear pants, men should be able to wear skirts. Fark: "Dear Abby" agrees. "Who's to say you're not on the leading edge of what's to come?"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Victoria, Australia bans electric cigarettes. In other news: there are electric cigarettes
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(OC Register)
 
 
 
If your kid got shot by the cops, you'd want compensation, too. This family wants some money and a memorial statue at Disneyland
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen earns all 121 merit badges offered by the Boy Scouts. He's prepared
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Congress: "Obama's inauguration will most likely kill you, stay away." Crush level crowds expected everywhere in city
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another year, another look at wacky laws still on the books: In West Virginia it is illegal to taunt someone who decides not to participate in a duel or who declines to accept a challenge
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What's black and white and red all over? Hint: The Sun is there
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these old bicycle tools
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Guy being chased by cops calls 911 to distract them. Pro Tip: probably should head opposite direction than the one you send the cops
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woody Allen's ex-wife's daughter, who is the sister of his daughter/wife and aunt to his grandchildren nieces-in-law passes away
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Tue December 30, 2008
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
A 72-year old man jumped from the second floor of his townhouse, broke through a first floor window and put out a fire. Where's the "badass" tag?
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules that sending someone to jail for 28 years for forgetting to tell authorities where you moved to is a bit much
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Asshat arrested for calling 911 over 100 times for such complaints as a rock in his yard being moved 4 inches, pool water ruining his grass and children making noise
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man dies after a six-hour wait in a hospital because the staff was too busy posing for a calendar to help him
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(Some Giant)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gigantic operatic abduction
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Give a voice to this face in a crowd
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Germany's newest tourist attraction: Beer Lake
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Car wash worker drives away would-be robber with high-pressure wash hose. Police seeking shiny, pina colada scented man
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(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
In a bid to make Egypt's streets less crappy, citizens urged to put diapers on their asses
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(AHN)
 
 
 
Iranian students storm embassy. This is not a repeat from 1979
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Breaking: Shanahan fired in Denver. Headline from 2009: Shanahan hired in Detroit
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Smokers are urged to use the "Stay Quit Monday" concept and continuing with the "Eat Everything Tuesday" and finishing the week with "I Hate Everyone Because I Need A Cigarette Sunday"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
NASA releases 400-page report on Columbia crash detailing possible causes of astronaut fatalities, including falling 100,000 feet, sucking on vacuum, being exploded
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin could receive $300,000 for baby pictures. IT'S A TRIPP
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Survey reveals that the most desirable celebrity neighbor is Sarah Palin, presumably because people wouldn't have to worry about magazines being stolen from their mailboxes
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Top 10 Douchebags of 2008. It's a slideshow, which means subby should be on the list
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
What is it about Utah and questionable taste in gang tattoos?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Q: What's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake? A: I don't know any pankaces that are going to go to war with India
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Megachurch Pastor Casey Treat is granted a permit to build a helipad at his church, so that he can be whisked in and out on the wings of angels just like Jesus would have wanted
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old Internet sensation reporter denied credentials for inauguration
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Thank you for accessing your account through Barclays internet banking service. Your current balance is £99,999,998,517.57 overdrawn."
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
To prove their days of wild, unnecessary spending are over, Chrysler takes out full-page ads to thank tax-payers for "investing" in them with bailout money
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(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exercise in futility
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(Swissinfo)
 
 
 
Punk rock-ish chick takes the world of Alpine Hornblowing by storm, with obligatory does she give you the horn picture goodness
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Time again for news agencies dust off their yearly stories about not celebrating New Year's with dangerous fireworks, firing guns into neighbors
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(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Pets drink more during the holidays, too. No word on whether they try to sleep with their high school classmates
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(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Step 1: woman comes home to find man breaking into her house. Step 2: woman stabs attacker. Step 3: attacker calls 911 to report he's been stabbed
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Drunk man bangs on the door of the wrong house and is fatally shot. DA to decide if the homeowner is protected by the "Make my day" law, enacted shortly after the "Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" shooting
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nipples and genitals out in new piercing rules. But you clicked as soon as you read "Nipples and genitals out", right?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ferret thinks it's a dog. The Sun is there
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
78-year-old Doctor honored as "Country Doctor of the year" for 50-years of house calls. Only charged $3 when he started, has been paid in apple pie, ad still sees up to 30 patients a day
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(Honolulu Star-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Man goes to put flowers on the graves of his family and finds the graves empty and the coffins sitting out in the sun
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Breaking News: People who live in proximity to a liquor store tend to drink more
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(AP)
 
 
 
County worker tries to clean off boat ramp with snowplow, ends up sinking $200,000 loader
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cop won't let neighbor onto his yard to rescue his cat stuck in a tree. "It seems like I just have to sit here and watch my cat starve to death or freeze to death."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kashmiri parties agree to coalition, soft comfortable fabric
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're stealing a car, make sure your cell phone doesn't accidentally dial 911 while it's in your pocket. "I got some guys on the phone . . . It's a cellphone but it sounds like they are ripping off a car."
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police: 'Jena Six' teen shoots self, Jena Six Dumbass Trifecta now in play
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(Some guy who doesn't know art)
 
 
 
Sculpture of a huge sail billowing in the wind gets destroyed by billowing wind
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2008 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR contest (details in thread)
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(Don't Taze Me Bro)
 
 
 
Sliding across a police officers hood Dukes of Hazzard style; That's a Tazin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aside from that guy who gets paid to drink beer, this chap might have the best job in the world
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Remember all those smokers claiming that the indoor smoking ban would cripple bar business? Well, no pun intended, but suck it
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The guy who wants "under God" removed from the pledge of allegiance has now set his sights on Obama's inauguration
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
While running away from police during a traffic stop is generally not a smart thing to do, leaving the car in gear so it rolls into a tree with a 2-year-old inside will certainly make matters worse
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Israeli navy rams Cynthia McKinney's boat. US support for Israel increases ten-fold
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite 375+ dead, Hamas defiant. They say they intend on fighting till the death, which is scheduled around 2 pm local time Saturday
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(BDCwire)
 
 
 
I told you that you can't trust a bald man who paints himself blue....and it was already weird
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman woman woman on on on the the the pill pill pill gives gives gives birth birth birth to to to triplets triplets triplets
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish police place drunk skiers in freight containers. Detainees must prove they can slalom in a straight line prior to release
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York City organizers have "Good Riddance Day." The rest of the country will celebrate it January 20, 2009
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The fish you are about to enjoy is certified dolphin-free. 50-year-old professional swimmers, however, may still be included
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian man attacks police with "great balls of fire". Goodness gracious
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman arrested in "marriage for money" scam. One down, three billion to go
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(Birmingham Evening Mail)
 
 
 
Woman gets pacemaker fitted to stop sandwiches from trying to kill her
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When attempting an armed robbery, try to make sure that your gun doesn't fall apart in the middle of the heist
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airlines managed to cancel over 9,000 flights in the first few days of the holiday travel season. Coming soon: cancellation fees, bad weather surchages, and an irritation tax
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(Google)
 
 
 
"Swarm" of earthquakes at Yellowstone National Park. Suddenly bears stealing pic-a-nic baskets doesn't seem so scary
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen boy gets nailed with a hammer in Woodland, family pines for justice, victim maple through
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some of our brave troops are also battling an enemy in the homeland: Ex-spouses suing for full custody of their kids on the premise that their service obligations make them unfit parents
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australians angry about Christian campaign to ban topless beaches in country out of fear it will make the country "look like prudes"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these festive runners
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firefighters in Britain use baby oxygen masks to revive six cats from a house fire (with pic)
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Because smokers aren't persecuted enough, scientists warn about the dangers of "third-hand" smoke
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than a panhandler is a panhandler soliciting donations door-to-door. "That's where it started to cross the line in my mind."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nanny state recommends technological "speed limiters" be installed on cars to save lives and make sure no one complains that you're driving 60 in the fast lane
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Convenience store customer loudly complains of no syrup in the soda dispenser, then things get weird
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scary: saltwater crocodile wanders through campsite. Proper Hard: 20 campers jump on crocodile and restrain it until wildlife workers arrive to remove it
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(The News Star)
 
 
 
Jena Six leader caught taking a five finger discount. Rev. Sharpton unavailable for comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you party until 2:00am and wake up at 6:30am to go to work, you're probably still drunk
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Mon December 29, 2008
(CNN)
 
 
 
Grunge causes a resurgence of heavy metal in Tennessee
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(DCExaminer)
 
 
 
Washington D.C.'s Toys For Cops program a big success
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blue light special
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Atheist soldier sues US military over Christian bias. God help hi... er, uh. Good luck
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Study shows an increase in wrecks at red-light camera sites, which, in the eyes of the city, somehow proves the cameras are working
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
People don't want to go to Atlanta because there's nothing to do there
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
European Neanderthals had ginger hair and freckles, shorter work weeks than western counterparts
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Did you cedar man who was arrested after he "began to make motions against a tree" simulating a sex act? Wonders why the cops won't leaf him alone, but he was just aspen for trouble
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(CBN)
 
 
 
Candy canes may be healthy for you, according to study performed by Willy Wonka State University
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's second grandchild has arrived: Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Who the hell names their kid Johnston?
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
When fired from your job do you 1) apply for unemployment, 2) sue for wrongful termination, or 3) kill the boss's dog with a shotgun
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Couples in bedrooms across America debate whether they should let the economy decide if they have children or not. "We would like to repopulate the world with smart people."
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NYC tourists spent $30 billion in 2008, mostly on gum removal from shoes, bedbug treatments and dry cleaning to remove the smell of urine
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