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Sun December 21, 2008
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Woman sets herself on fire during church services......... again
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(112)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Just to prove that they are the equivalent of any other airline, Qantas has lost 750 pieces of luggage -- since Saturday
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(40)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
To save money in cold snap, Oregon women's prisons turn off hot water fuel source, forcing inmates to shower with cold water. Someone should get this outrage on film
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(242)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these equestrian buffoons
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(46)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, Pan Am Flight 103 was blown-up and the world, as we knew it, began to change
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(160)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Nanny state to remove sea shells from beach to protect snowflakes' feet
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(82)
 
(Someone)
 
 
 
Pagans need not appl--- oh wait, Disney's got crafts for your kiddies too
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(158)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chevy dealer stages Monster Truck to crush a Honda in celebration of the bailout. Fail: Monster breaks down, and takes several times to finally crush Honda
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(279)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
In what is widely viewed as an upgrade, many people in Detroit resorting to crime to stay in jail
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This holiday season, please take a moment to think of those hardest hit
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(26)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The next bailout? "As airlines line up to defer or cancel orders, an aviation bust is now clearly on the radar"
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(100)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Dying teen passes on trip to Bahamas, swimming with dolphins, pity sex from supermodels to get his only wish: establishing an orphanage in Nairobi
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(243)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Girl files for divorce. Fark: Because she's 8 and her husband is 58. Ultrafark: Court rejects the plea until the girl hits puberty and can file herself
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(193)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Badges? We don't need no stinking $5,900 solid gold police chief badges
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(92)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Jihadist ideology is "proliferating in Western democracies at a logarithmic rate"
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(342)
 
(WYFF4.com)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty and is sentenced to 25 years in prison. Fark: For stealing copper
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(123)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
AOL has a quiz to test your knowledge about weird news stories from 2008. If only there was a site with readers who might know something about those
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Fun Prank. Find an enemy. Get said enemy's license plate number. Make a color copy of the license plate. Speed through red light cameras. Fun for the whole family
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(248)
 
(channel 3000)
 
 
 
Family decides that Florida sucks, so they search the internet and decide to move to Wisconsin. Arrive just in time for negative degree blizzard conditions. Welcome
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(139)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jet powered man
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(66)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
[Citation needed]
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(98)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Knife wielder who threatened police with a shotgun and attacked them with a axe is taken out with stun gun. Hopes to respawn near rocket launcher
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(51)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
During the holiday travel season, Chicago's airports will offer carolers, blues and jazz performances and free gift wrapping. Everything but legroom on the planes and on-time departures
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IT guru turned whistleblower Michael Connell had to abandon at least two flights in the past two months because of suspicious problems with his plane, had demanded federal protection but was turned down
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(296)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Seven Christmas movies that are prime candidates for "R" rated remakes
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nurses figure out they can earn more money IN beds than beside them
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(78)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Vegetarian gets stroppy when climate hating meat eaters insist on reminding him of how mouthwateringly delicious bacon is
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(420)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airport security staff stop clown cop, order strip-search, confiscate his plastic handcuffs, which were deemed a "risk"
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
2008 SF Chronicle geography quiz. Not for amateurs or Alaskan VP candidates
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(115)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
The most popular news stories of 2008: Times readers seem to be mainly interested in underage Asian girls and S&M orgies. As usual
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(34)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
News: Bar shootout. Fark: At a polka hall. "It was like the OK Corral"
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(40)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Shirtless, helmetless, and riding a motorized beer crate is no way to go through life, son
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Protesters overrun shopping mall, run up the down escalators, upend garbage cans, disturb the shrubbery, and damage crystal merchandise at a kiosk. That's so farking hardcore I can't even stand it
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(133)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Toyota may post first annual loss in 70 years. Here comes the Scions
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(116)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sensitive shoppers are outraged, OUTRAGED at cards urging them to have a "Merry F*cking Christmas". The f*cks
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(77)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Happy 10th birthday. Happy 10th birthday. Happy 10th birthday. Happy 10th birthday. Happy 10th birthday. Happy 10th birthday. Happy 10th birthday
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(61)
 
(Star-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Good: Drive pickup 11.5 miles from big town to rural home, without stops. Bad: Run into seven other vehicles along the way
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shadowy scene shrouded in secrecy
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(62)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
U.S. troops find and destroy 2.5 tons of Afghani weed. Can't we all just hit a bong?
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(127)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"I am the world's first fully-functioning canine artist. I pretend to be a dog until someone suspects me of being a nut"
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Purple squirrel mystery puzzles school. "Underneath there's a normal grey squirrel who has just given himself an unusual hair color - you would pay a fortune for that in some salons." That's nuts
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(57)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rich bankers release music video mocking poor people made homeless by the credit crunch
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(139)
 
(wthr.com)
 
 
 
You think you're having a crappy weekend? You got nothing on this guy
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(77)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
The Soullllllllllllllllllllllllll... stice
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(147)
 
(Some Tough Pup)
 
 
 
Dog survives more than 30 minutes in icy river before being rescued by firefighers who nickname him "Chili." Your dog w-wants a st-t-t-teak
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pigeons 1, BMW and Hummer owners, 0
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(34)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man picks a snowball fight with large inanimate *moving* objects. On the freeway. Twice. Alcohol? Yup. With mugshot goodness
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(52)
 
(Record Online)
 
 
 
Having solved all their other problems, Middletown, New York threatens to slap church with zoning violation for setting up a warming station for the homeless
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(75)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian military officer in Kandahar sings Barbershop when off-duty, taking the War on Terror to new and frightening depths
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(33)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
46-year-old woman sues college because they didn't make her homecoming queen
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(132)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Retailers starting after-Christmas sales before Christmas this year. Next year, December will just be renamed "Shoptember"
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(101)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hurricane of protest expected to follow announcement that for the first time in history, model kits of Nazi planes outsell British ones
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(165)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these basket boats
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(71)
 


Sat December 20, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Retirement home residents find use for fruitcake: shuffleboard, keeping you off their lawn
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
When he was told the watercraft rental cost an arm and a leg, he didn't know just how serious the employee was
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This evening's 40-year-old teacher busted for having sex with a 17-year-old brought to you by Idaho (pic)
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(99)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing says it's Christmas like...an albino robin [pics]
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(49)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
No less than three movies planned about the 1066 Battle of Hastings and death of King Harold, so keep an eye out
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(112)
 
(Some Shivering Farker)
 
 
 
National Weather Services predicts "dangerously cold wind chills" of 20 to 40 below zero in Iowa. Submitter hopes he can post this before his keyboard fre
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(227)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Don't call 911 and lie about a man with a gun and someone being injured because you "want to know what your neighbors are doing" (with mugshot badness)
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(34)
 
(KFVS12)
 
NewsFlash
 
Continental Airlines Flight #1404 now arriving at Gate 12...13...14...15
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(199)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the obese, holiday tables serve platefuls of doubt, tasty fudge
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Italy is so posh, even the homeless eat caviar on Christmas
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(25)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
AmEx may cut your credit limit because of where you shop. "Other customers who have used their card at establishments where you recently shopped have a poor repayment history with American Express."
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(306)
 
(Some Piss Drunk)
 
 
 
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rai... actually, just don't piss on my leg, period
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(24)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bus driver pulls a knife on some sixth-graders and threatens to slash their wrists because they left cookie crumbs on the seat
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(43)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rove's IT Guru dies after his plane runs out of gas. It's not like he was about to testify or anything, though... oh, he was? Well, he certainly didn't cross Rove, right? What's that, he did?
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(433)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot shower scene
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(48)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
$1,000 martini, made with lime and cranberry juices, being sold for charity. Unfortunately, someone dropped their diamond bracelet in it. Ewwww
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(94)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hawaii offers state school teachers a deal they can't refuse: pay raises in exchange for random drug testing
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(209)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teacher gives each of her fourth graders a free ride. No, not that kind, sickos
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ga. teacher busted for the sex with student thing. (w/ kinda sorta want pic)
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(146)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporter is nostalgic for the day when Christmas toys were "magical." Y'know, back in the days of Lawn Darts, lead paint, and the Bag O' Glass
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(131)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Germany's biggest stolen-data scandal caused by two couriers who ate a Christmas cake and then switched package labels to cover up their heinous crime
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(22)
 
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Patty Wagstaff, a pilot attending an annual air show, was arrested for using the airport runway. Of course, since this occurred in Wisconsin, she was drunk and driving an SUV
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(79)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Here's the annual story about how much it would cost today to buy all the crap from that 12 Days Of Christmas song. You knew it would be coming(w/Not safe for work-ish pic)
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(42)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The 6 worst "Vacations" people actually pay for...Euro Disney not included
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(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tuareg rebels kill 14 in raid. Submitter always knew Volkswagens were revolting
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(35)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Proposition 8 legal battle climaxes with duelling briefs
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(566)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Corned beef market in turmoil as Shopsy's loses fight to keep location in Toronto
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(36)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Deranged woman's hobby is stealing playthings children left at the beach -- hundreds of children return to the place they lost a toy and say "mommy where's my shovel?"
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(28)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Man is mauled to death by his dogs when he steps outside for a smoke. He evidently hadn't read the Surgeon General's warning
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(242)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Restaurants have expanded their open hours by 33% to accommodate customer demand to eat at 3 a.m. Sweatpants manufacturers do a happy dance
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
When it comes to driving, are you a Homer Simpson or a Mr. Spock? Anyway, it's all highly illogical
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China says it will "consider" any requests Taiwan makes for financial "aid" during the economic downturn. Then it will "laugh"
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(10)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Men may engage in risky behavior to attract females, also say things like "hol' maaah beer, y'all, 'n watch thee-yiss"
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(53)
 
(kenosha news)
 
 
 
The kids at the Salem School are officially the most unpopular children in the county. Local newspaper announces lice outbreak using the terms "parasitic insect" and "creepy-crawlies"
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(22)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida church creates living Nativity scene, although they had to recruit the three wise men and a virgin from out of state
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese face transplant patient suffers about-face
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Next time you're naked and police are asking you why you were trying to smother your girlfriend with a pillow be sure to grab the right jorts
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(63)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
38-year-old woman hasn't seen her 18-year-old son for 14 years, finds him on social networking site. So they do the only logical thing and sleep with each other
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(224)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tangerine tunnel
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(72)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Hope comes back to Green Township, OH. Hope, the three-legged cat, that is. After being gone for seven weeks, it's a Caturday miracle
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(451)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"...and at the end of the massages, the therapists grabbed the officers' genitals" leads to unhappy ending for massage parlor
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(81)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The world's most spoiled dog has two luxury cars at his disposal, travels with a Louis Vuitton carrier bag, wears silk kimonos and Gucci collars, eats organic food, drinks mineral water, and gets a new toy everyday
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(93)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Earth will soon welcome its first baby who is immune to breast cancer
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(131)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Weaving in out of traffic at 100mph is a sure way to attract the attention of the police. Being drunk while doing it in front of Police Headquarters just takes the sport out it
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It seems word is getting around that there's a crazy guy out there that knocks on doors and tries to sell vodka for the benefit of veterans."
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(32)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California Supreme Court may nullify 18,000 same-sex marriages
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(472)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Jewish deli creates a 15-foot-high Hanukkah menorah made of kosher salami. "Head to toe, salami baby"
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(59)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Condi Rice: "You'd have to be an idiot to trust the North Koreans"
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This photo is an amazing photo that shows how reporters can really get into what they're photographing and give you information that is great but also might be information which if thought about could be construed as other information that
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The media thinks the media's obsession with the media's coverage of the media's influence on that shoe-thrower in the media might be bad news for the media, says the media
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(98)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey named PETA's 'Person of the Year'
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(176)
 
(usnews.com)
 
 
 
Osama....Terr'ist in disguise
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these faceted Christmas lights
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Feds say Tamiflu might not be as effective as you think. Also, "HeadOn" might also not actually cure headaches, and chiropractics can't cure diabetes
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(54)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Gilbert Gottfried banned from Brighton, Michigan
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(107)
 


Fri December 19, 2008
(MyFox Champaign)
 
 
 
Church counsels woman who is "living in sin," promises to keep her confessions confidential. Just kidding, they're going to tell the entire congregation next month
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(209)
 
(KSBY)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, the city of San Luis Obispo considers banning smoking, wait for it, outside
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(182)
 
(WCBS 880)
 
 
 
Nuns can put up with a lot, but stinky food? Get the lawyer
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(37)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British doctors warn up to ten people a week are being hospitalized for Wii-itis and Wii-knees. Heh heh, Wii-knees
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(99)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Inmate escapes from the third floor of the jail by scaling down the wall using Christmas lights
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(23)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Lawyer arrested for giving his shackled client a piece of candy in court. "What are you going to do, arrest me?"
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(104)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk, with your emergency lights on, in front of a high school is no way to go through life officer
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(58)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Every teacher in the school gets $10,000 check during a lunch honoring them
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(115)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG mugshot roundup for Christmas: Saint Nicked
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(190)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Sick of end-of-year newspaper lists of crap? Well, here's a roundup of the top 20 newspaper lists of 2008
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(21)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Somebody broke the interwebs. India basically shut out totally. Good luck getting through to any tech support tonight
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(145)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The key to surviving a gunshot wound is to get shot in the keys
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this startled creature
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(71)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Duke now sucks 19% more
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(37)
 
(WBIR.com)
 
 
 
The "Cross Dressing Bandit" has robbed three banks so far this month. What a drag
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Roman Coliseum to host gladiator events. This is not a repeat from LXVIII
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(154)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police release photos of Florida bank robber. White male, mullet, wearing camo. Over two million sightings reported so far
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(74)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Two tour buses give scenic, upclose views of I-5 overpass (pics)
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(233)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
High school food fight sends five teen girls to jail
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Shepherd can't afford a sheepdog...so he uses a giant poster of a wolf instead [pic]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robber threatens gas station employee with a tree branch. Hey it was a stick up
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Russia to cut arms if U.S. drops missile defence plans. Who knew Russia was emo?
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(125)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Most of Canada will have a white Christmas this year. And it'll probably snow a lot too
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(162)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Step 1: Build a new light rail system in Phoenix Arizona Step 2: Don't change old law limiting fares to five cents Step 3: Profit??...not likely
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Australian traveler who borrowed 5 pounds from British man in 1969 repays loan; there isn't a whole lot of interest in this story
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police confirm remains are Caylee Anthony
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(483)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
The Grinches at the US Postal Service have suspended Operation Santa, where thousands of volunteers (used to) answer children's letters to Santa
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(178)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man discovers hardware store failed to charge him $1.50 sales tax and decides to do the right thing and mail it directly to the IRS. IRS thanks the man by fining him $50 and threatening to prosecute him for stealing money from the state
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The Massachusetts workforce, much like your mother, decides to stay home after learning it could receive seven inches this afternoon
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
News: 13-year boy has sex in elementary school. Fark: It wasn't with a teacher. Farkier: The boy is the only one suspended
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(IC Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Canadian mounties always get their man, Iowa City police always get their ninja
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nearly one hundred dead in Toronto revenge killings
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
German materials testing institute discovers firecrackers are dangerous. Bonus: The institute's name is BAM
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
You may not like your father-in-law, but, hey, at least he never told the FBI that you were an Al-Qaeda member because you pissed him off
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disabled man loses noble lawsuit against restaurant because he can't reach their soap or soda dispensers. Just kidding, Del Taco wants $100k legal fees because he has filed nearly 200 similar lawsuits earning over $60,000 in 2008
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Researchers at Texas A&M drink a bunch of eggnog, say Santa's reindeer were probably steers, because only two things come out of Texas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not content to walk the plank or become shark food, Chinese sailors fought off Somali pirates with Molotov cocktails. With cool pics of the action
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Debbie Downer hosts bar mitzvah at holocaust museum
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this parachute
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some evil parents may be altering their child's behavior by forcing them to abuse cough medicine. Why can't they just get the kid diagnosed with ADHD and stuff them with Ritalin like all the other normal, responsible parents?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctor who performed first U.S. face transplant says the patient is happy. He thinks. It's a little hard to tell
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police publish nine "absolutely impossible" phrases for drunks, including "I'm not interested in fighting you", "No, no one wants to hear me sing", and "Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds "good citizens" will torture if ordered. This is not a repeat from 1961, 1972, or 2005
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "32 year old woman picks up 14 year old from school" story. This is Fark, so you know what happens next
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(75)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
On Tuesday while shopping at Home Depot, Gil found a wallet with almost $1000 in it and found the owner. Two days later at the same place he finds a bag of money and turns that in, too
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're a law school professor, don't hire a hooker. But if you do, don't hire a hooker who is a student there. If you must, however, try not to do something that will attract the attention of the police, like slapping her
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rachael Ray writes recipe for dog magazine to promote her new line of dog food; magazine has to pull it when they realize it includes onions, which can be fatal to dogs (w/ pic - Ray is the one on the left)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man protests higher property taxes by showing up at city-county office building wearing a sign that says "Property taxes gone wild" and paying his $21,300 bill in coins. That'll learn 'em
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(77)
 
(Sure, Go Ahead)
 
 
 
"Think the ice is thick enough yet?" "Let's drive the truck across it just to be sure"
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(41)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Little Zamboni Palin-Johnson almost got to visit grandma in the White House. Now he gets to visit grandma in jail. No, the other grandma. For now
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Had too much to drink tonight? Then have this free bag of condoms, bottled water, flip-flops, and lollipops, with our thanks for supporting the economy. Don't use them all at once
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
One dead, many injured due to bridge collapse at Botanical Gardens in Atlanta
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bush administration rescuing auto makers with a 17 billion dollar bailout. Shoemakers not so much
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(528)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
If your Christmas lights decoration is visible from space, perhaps you need to tone it down a bit
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(83)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Shoe-thrower offered solemate
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(128)
 
(YouTube)
 
VideoEdit
 
Attention Photoshoppers: Videoedit your favorite creations of 2008. Link goes to example from last year
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(83)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
News: 92-year-old woman wins $1 million on scratch-off lottery ticket. Fark: Throws ticket away. Totalfark: Clerk double-checks ticket, gives it back to woman, saying "It would have been bad karma if I kept it"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher nutcrackers, the Art of Napkin folding and the Barry Manilow snowglobe all feature on this list of worst presents ever. The only thing missing is the hot cocoa sampler box
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(Google)
 
 
 
If you steal gold from a pawn shop, it's probably a bad idea to try selling it back to the same pawn shop
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deep Throat deep sixed
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michelle Duggar gives birth to her 18th child, Jordan-Grace Makiya Du...Breaking news: Michelle Duggar pregnant with 19th child
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(508)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bomb scare at University of Iowa, students evacuated, corn reported to be safe
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(51)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmaker files bill to officially declare Dec. 25 as "Christmas", himself as a dumbass
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: convicted murderer angry about sentence. Fark: he thinks it should be longer
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(21)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police secretly install GPS devices on their colleagues' vehicles to find out where they go all day. Answer: Home
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Advertising blimp, meet shotgun. Shotgun, this is advertising blimp
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(66)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this daft dive
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(48)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kosher food machine only serves 24/6 because it's shomer shabbos; Walter Sobchak approves, but this is f***ing weird, Dude
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(100)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ever wanted your own White House? For only $9.8 million it can be yours, with only one downside, you are stuck living in Georgia
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(58)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Plane tries to land on a truck on the PA turnpike, charged highest toll for lost ticket. With pics
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(72)
 
(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Healthy hippo inexplicably turns bright pink overnight [pic]
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(92)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Two 16-year-olds put plastic bags over their heads and attempt to rob store. They are fended off with a flyswat, spotted by their mom and it only gets worse from there
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(40)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Why the US isn't having any more luck with Afghanistan than the Soviets did. You know, aside from the whole weakening our forces by splitting them in two to invade Iraq
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Thu December 18, 2008
(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who found Caylee Anthony's skull called police three times, four months ago, directing them to the same location. Police reply it was hot then, and there were maybe snakes out there, and whatever, we're doing all we can, sir
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fifty Israeli police officers injured by fellow officers playing the part of Palestinian rock-throwers during a training exercise in riot control
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR settles harrassment/sex discrimination lawsuit for $225 million, or the cost of about twelve firey crashes
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(57)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
New code of conduct for teachers calls for them to be be fired for getting drunk on their own time
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(109)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The United States, where all are equal, refuses to condemn anti-gay laws--the only Western nation to do so. That's change you can't believe in
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(675)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested for looking women's addresses up on Facebook and sending them packages with blank paper and Sharpie markers inside, in the most elaborate game of Win, Lose or Draw yet devised
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(62)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you are in California and see someone drowning or in a burning car think twice because the California Supreme Court says you can be sued for injuring them during a rescue
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(169)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In a late entry for scummiest company of the year: Insurance company claims that people who died in an office fire died due to "Pollution" in order to get out of paying the $25 million claim
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(100)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
First-grader takes a loaded handgun to school. If he asks you to swap lunches, you swap lunches
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman faces 10 years in prison for hacking mattress company's network. Sentence would have doubled if she had removed the tags
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(53)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
45-year-old female teacher gives "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" a new meaning with 13-year-old male student (with "I'd hit it" pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
USAF fails nuke inspection. Again
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(134)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Cops get report of white prostitute, drive to wrong neighborhood, snatch 12-year-old black honor student from her front yard, beat her for resisting, arrest her for assaulting an officer. That's some fine police work, Lou
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this locator listening
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
She's dead, Jim
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(387)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman tries to sell "gothic kittens" with ear, neck and tail piercings. Jailarity ensues
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(336)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FBI agents picked up $45,000 in "overtime" pay for watching movies, working out and going to parties. Basically they got paid for being frat boys in Iraq
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know, it's a crazy idea, but it just might work: "58 percent of newspapers offered some form of user generated content in 2008 compared to 24 percent in 2007"
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
P-p-p-p-p-pro t-t-t-t-t-tip: If you st-st-st-st-stutter, d-d-d-d-d-don't r-r-r-r-rob your f-f-f-f-f-former employer
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The past year, summed up in a stunning collection of the best photos you'll see in the next 26 minutes
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(188)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Beer is the new wine"
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(251)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This week's story about a girl not knowing she was 9 months pregnant until she almost gave birth on a rollercoaster comes from Warwickshire, England
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(156)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Jersey City's numerous problems, the mayor finally tackles that whole "lack of Christmas CDs" issue
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(39)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
If you're going to stick a camera in a women's restroom, don't take a picture of yourself in the process
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(35)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
World's worst stripper making $18 a day due to the economy, can't pay heating bills
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(468)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over: 54-million-dollar-pants-guy loses his final appeal
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(240)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Shark commits suicide by jumping on waterslide. Huh?
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(123)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This is your Captain speaking. We'll be flying at 30,000 feet. The flight attendant will be serving refreshments soon, and, Oh yeah, I'm not qualified to land this airplane. Have a good flight
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(124)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
NBC to auction tissue that Scarlett Johansson used to blow her nose. No, really
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(116)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman who spent £1 on a plant at a boot sale has sold the glass container it came in for £32,000
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How [shop] do [buy] advertisements [want] work? [desire] Here [consume] comes [purchase] the [acquire] science
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's not easy to tell your child she has cancer." Stay tuned for next week's hard-hitting article, "It's not easy to pull a tractor with your foreskin"
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(79)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
They're abandoning their cars and driving the wrong way on freeways. Hurricane evacuation? Nope, a few inches of snow fell in Seattle
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(225)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
People behind Rwandan genocide sentenced by UN to life in prison-- wait, you mean the UN actually did something?
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(153)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"How Stuff Works" takes a look at beer, tonight at 8 p.m. on Discovery. Are you ready to get Duffed?
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(85)
 
(Some Golden Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Create a poster for The Ultimate Oscar Winning Movie
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(113)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman dangling from cable during Christmas show falls to her death. I don't mean to string you along, but wire reports say show has reached the end of its rope and all remaining performances have been cancelled
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(144)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Breaker breaker, Unstable CB Radio Addict here, they'll stop me from threatening that elderly couple over the air when the pry my cold, dead hand off the microphone
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(88)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Cultural differences #437: American kids give the class geek atomic wedgies and purple nurples. German kids use poison
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man hit by stray bullet goes back to his job in real estate with the bullet still lodged in his skull, says given the current state of the housing market he needs to take time off like he needs another hole in the head
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(33)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Man goes on Listerine-fueled bender at Walmart. Fresh breathalarity ensues
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(59)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Happy Free Shipping Day
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(42)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
72 people died in preventable hospital errors in NJ this year. That's bad. Hospitals say it's due to better reporting. That's good. But some hospitals didn't report at all, and the toppings contain potassium benzoate
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(75)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"I have to say it is the first cow I have ever hit in 22 years' flying"
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(60)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
People, please. Armored car trumps pellet gun EVERY TIME. Got that?
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(21)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Looks like the police got some more prostitutes off the streets. Let's check out these hot...OH, GOD, MY EYES. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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(213)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny state bans use of "obese" in letters home to fat little snowflakes
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(177)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dept. of Research into the Blindingly Obvious wants us to know that drunk driving accidents are more prevalent during the holiday season. Pass the eggonog, Einstein
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tumor in boy's brain discovered to be a foot. Well ain't that a kick in the head
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(162)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Great. There will be no living with Dan Brown now
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(108)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
We are sorry your son died in the Marines but we mean to get back the $53,144 college loan. Love, Sallie Mae
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(246)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Husband punches through wife's rear
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(73)
 
(Citizen Times)
 
 
 
Best Secret Santa, free advertising story this week
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(28)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge's daughter sues truck driver she rear-ended and 15 other defendants for negligence in the death of her boyfriend, despite the fact she was drunk and tested three times the legal limit after the accident
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(229)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Ole Miss coach breathes in Cincinnati air, goes all Chris Henry on cab driver
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(65)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In these tough economic times Chief Justice of Ontario hosts filet mignon dinner - for 600 homeless people in Toronto
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(116)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Authorities scrambling to find stolen truck full of eggs, hope to crack the case soon, poach the perpetrators
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(32)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Granddaughter of the world's richest man can't afford cable TV, DTV converter box for regular TV
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(279)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Monopoly banned for British Royal family: The Queen doesn't like to be reminded she doesn't own it all anymore
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(48)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Bank robbers leave the bank an early Christmas gift - detailed photos of themselves shopping in the sporting goods store next door
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(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eight-foot crocodile spotted near Darwin playground. Probability of future Fark headlines is high, I repeat, high
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(30)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Knife, knife, knife, knife, knife-wound hits me so hard. Makes me say,"Oh my lord, thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet." Stop. Hammertime
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(82)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Fed releases proposed list of new credit card rules, which strangely don't include: live within your means, dumbass, pay off your bills, dumbass, and most importantly: read the farking terms of agreement. Dumbass
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(417)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police respond to 911 call about man who's been flying American flag upside down
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(182)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A new collection of weird words and phrases from around the world. Stroitelmitter thinks there are some particularly good ones
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(91)
 
(I swear I'm 5'6")
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah, a guy was tortured with barbecue tongs. But more importantly, 5'5" is considered "very short?"
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(483)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bbrriittiisshh TTVV vviieewweerrss ccoommee oonnee sstteepp cclloosseerr ttoo hhaavviinngg 33DD tteelleevviissiioonn bbrrooaaddccaassttss
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(33)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Mum tries to buy pedigree puppy for her young son...online...from Cameroon...for a real bargain price...and wonders why she is still waiting to get her money back
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(39)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You suspect your husband is cheating on you. Do you A) Ask him and trust that he'll be honest? B) Secretly check his cell phone for suspicious calls? C) Demand to smell his genitals?
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(152)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
It's never a good idea to download child porn to your laptop...and then leave it in your patrol car
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(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
35 arrested over Iraqi coup plot. And what rhymes with coup? Shoe. The connection is clear
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(67)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Officer asks to see man's identification, receives a bag of marijuana. Whoops, wrong pocket
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(41)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Sign of the times: 136 people apply for 3 available $9.50/hour landfill jobs. "I actually had some people down on their knees begging me."
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(249)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three people killed by Japanese foot farkin' master
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Feds release "Zagat-like" ratings for US Nursing homes. Food: 17; Diaper Changing: 15; Sponge Baths: 28
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(24)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Pit bull, sick and with her leg in a cast, saves her family's home by chasing out intruders. Runs into and hides in the woods, afraid to come back. Your dog is organizing a rescue party
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(116)
 
(The Earth Times)
 
 
 
Why being a lighthouse keeper is the most hellish job on earth, despite the fact it pays $100,000 a year and your boss is an airplane flight away: "There is a lot of isolation"
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(102)
 
(Some Tfette)
 
 
 
Caption these two royal fillies
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(41)
 
(Occupy.com)
 
 
 
News: school cancelled tomorrow because of snow. Fark.com: in Las Vegas
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(169)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chamber of horrors
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jewish mom complains about her son having to sing Christmas songs with religious overtones like "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
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(233)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Woman goes shopping and leaves baby to guard vehicle. Smart decision..... there's been a lot of theft this year
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Town of 13,000 lays off more than half its population. Not workforce population, total population
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(135)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 189: "Still Life" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(226)
 


Wed December 17, 2008
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Bad: You're addicted to cigarettes but you don't have any. Good: You find someone who will give you a pack, but first you must drink a warm beer and eat a live snake. Bad: Now you're addicted to warm beer and live snakes
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pet monkey beats his owner with a stick. Damned, dirty ape
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(76)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Ice caused ski lift collapse. In all fairness, who would expect freezing temperatures and ice at a ski resort. In Canada
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Human-sized heart found at car wash. In related news, doctors at a local hospital are trying to figure out how to transplant a roll of quarters and a hot wax into a cardiac patient
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Muslim waitress says she was fired for refusing to wear a 'sexually available' red dress. "If you put this dress on, you might as well be naked."
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(294)
 
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Harvard scientists "shatter the belief" that Coke can be used as spermicide. In other news, there was a belief that Coke could be used as spermicide. Still no cure for cancer
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most dangerous parts of America revealed by "Death Map. For once Florida doesn't look so bad
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's dumbest police impersonator arrested after pulling over someone and using Chipotle gift card as police ID (w/ pic)
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(37)
 
(Thum Gii)
 
 
 
Jerman def-moots haff a noo skoul... I THAID, JERMAN DEF-MOOTS HAFF A NOO SKOUL
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Massachusetts get $16 million for the naming rights of the sky is falling tunnel
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chrysler to shut down all plants for a month, apparently to try and figure out how to produce a car that doesn't suck. Good luck with that
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(331)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Please President Bush, if you pardon our son, we'll take away his Wii, and ground him for a year
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Northwestern University mistakenly sends acceptance letter to rejectees. Surprisingly, it's not the psych school
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And so it begins: Protestor at board meeting inspired by Iraqi who threw shoes at Bush
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man writes check on roll of toilet paper to pay for ticket he thought was unjust. Police haul him into court, and then as we like to say around here, things got weird (pic)
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Edwards' mistress is broke and living in New Jersey. She's also not certain which is the worse fate
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin named among runners-up for TIME Person of the Year -- which by rule makes Tina Fey at least third
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(92)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
A 65 year old man and a 20 year old women have discovered that molesting minors is a sure fire way to get coal in their stockings. Molesting miners, same thing
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(70)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Planning on giving tickets to the Humanitarian Bowl as a Xmas present? Better hurry, "As of Monday afternoon Maryland says it's sold about 16 tickets to the game. Nevada says it's sold 8 so far."
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(103)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Before we get too weepy about lost journalistic jobs and folded publications, let's ask how often reporters lamented the decline of other industries, products, and services swamped by the digital typhoon"
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(125)
 
(Some Mom)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farkette's son about to ignore the sign
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kids, always remember that a loaded gun is not something you bring to show and tell
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(25)
 
(Some Illinosian)
 
 
 
Illinois AG: Let's pretend that Blagojevich is physically incapable of holding office. Illinois Supreme Court: You're retarded, go away
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(81)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Rival cobblers claim credit for shoes hurled at Bush
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(72)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Chinese man was killed by rocket, not lightning, as was discovered when rocket detonated during cremation
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(51)
 
(WIOD)
 
 
 
In an attempt to make a stealth and inconspicuous car theft, man steals hearse... parked outside of a funeral
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(36)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Robbery ends quickly when robber tells clerk "Never mind, I'm drunk" and leaves
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Store refuses to sell Christmas crackers to student because they're "an explosive risk" and she couldn't prove she was over 16
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(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bad news: economy's in the tank. Good news: cheap beavers
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(41)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
If you forget and leave your drugs at the mall food court, maybe it's not the best idea to go to security to reclaim them
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(20)
 
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Italian scientists find the G-spot in 25% of women. The other 75% were left smiling politely and trying not to hurt their feelings
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(253)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McDonald's cashier laughs at and then tells the man trying to rob the place to get a job
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(99)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
1,500 parakeets rescued from an apartment. That's 3000 keets
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(68)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Economy may be down, but alcohol sales remain steady. "Historically, beer has been a fairly recession-proof category."
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(137)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Police in Franklin, TN looking for things to steal in cars, leaving "crime prevention" cards. Criminals in Franklin looking for cars with Crime Prevention cards, thank for police for making their work easier
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(82)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best ever Christmas Toy: RC Tank that can pull your car. Suck it, Nerf Crossbow Set
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(117)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hoping to get bailed out, GM halts construction of Chevy Volt engine factory. Hummer engines still rolling out en masse
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(189)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
American Society of Newspaper Editors proposes removing the N-word from its name
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(30)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
67 percent of pet owners say they understand and even talk to their pets. The other 33 percent have already been committed
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(168)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Woman loses her two emus, but thankfully is hot on the case with reported sightings like "the birds chased down bicyclists on a nature path" and "your Texas turkey is back here."
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(28)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
What to do about unfair bank fees? Why, abolishing the separation of church and state would be a good start. But really, it's all the fault of the extraterrestrials anyway. Where's my coffee?
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In honor of the near-miss, Egyptian man offers his daughter in marriage to the Iraqi shoe-thrower
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(206)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN says this is big news (screencap)
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(124)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Worst...Stormtrooper costume...ever
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(151)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Stuck on the tracks? Train approaching? Let's call 911 instead of getting out of the car, shall we? Tag is for the driver
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(152)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
CBS asks, "Who Will Vouch For Bernard Madoff?" If by "vouch" they mean "spit fire and hurl giant herpe-infested turds at," subby is in
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(45)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
President of Bolivia urges all Latin American countries to expel US ambassadors until the embargo on Cuba is ended or Jimmy Smits gets another prime-time series
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grand jury refuses to indict 17 year-old for sex with 14 year-old girlfriend. Prosecutor prosecutes anyway, and the boy is jailed. Grand jury foreman reads about it in the newspaper, and gets conviction tossed. Prosecutor charges him again
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(286)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Having failed to secure bail money, Bernard Madoff will be forced to stay at his $7 million apartment between 7pm and 9am each day. OH THE HUMANITY
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia is going to send free MIGs to Lebanon, to help create stability in the region
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(117)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
South Korea does its best North Korea impression by sending actress to jail for eight months for adultery
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(119)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blagojevich: Want to 'tell my side of the story' ..... to whoever pays the most for my story
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(59)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Swimming trunks? $25. Bottle of scotch? $60. The director of the CIA in the pool of a Saudi prince, ranting drunkenly about neocons and Jews? Priceless
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(122)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Latest victim of the collapsing economy. A half million dollar ring worth $250k was stolen. Be on lookout for man in mid 15's about 3 ft 1in tall
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(61)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise stalker sent to psychiatric hospital for treatment
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(59)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
University of Houston's Downtown campus will get name change, but still undecided. Let's give them some suggestions (voting enabled)
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(140)
 
(My Fox)
 
 
 
And the Golden Douchebag Award goes to: The NY traffic cop that ticketed Santa while he was passing out gifts to children
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(68)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's here: Top 20 mug shots of 2008, courtesy of The Smoking Gun
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(220)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Annual media fearmongering: Christmas trees are a fire hazard and could kill us all
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(65)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thief cuts through fence at highway patrol office, breaks into patrol cars, steals semiautomic rifle and ammunition. Police are looking for a well-armed fugitive pushing a wheelbarrow containing his balls
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When experts suggest you should be more involved in your kids' activities, they don't mean driving the get-away van
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(9)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you live in Toronto and haven't received your ceremonial African carvings packed with a leafy green substance, the police would like a word with you
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(39)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Armed men break into house, check. Men demand homeowner's eggbeater, check. Men leave without taking anything else, check. "Florida" tag, check
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(79)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Why Rahm Emanuel has been on lock down by the Obama camp since the Blago scandal has erupted -- he's on 21 taped conversations with Blago discussing Obama's Senate replacement
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(770)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British company makes Christmas card you can eat. Tastes better than most other British food
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(45)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
Naw baby it's cool, the media is out to get me, i never killed anybody, no not my last three wives, baby it's me Drew Peterson, i love you lets get married. "OK" says the 23 year old
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(252)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Officer from YouTube cyclist video pleads not guilty, in the process he gets nominated for douche of the year award
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(381)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
For the third year in a row, coin worth $1,000 dropped into Salvation Army kettle allowing the Sally Ann to save a beloved local UHF station from Channel 9
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(109)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dolphin army in training for full scale amphibious attack. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(102)
 
(postbulletin)
 
 
 
♬ When you're sprayed in the face ♪ with UV dye and mace ♩ that's a failed attempted robbery of a pizza delivery woman in the upper midwest ♬
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(27)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Airborne "cold remedy" settles $7 million lawsuit, agrees to stop claiming it does anything except taste like fizzy ass
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Night Before Christmas: ASBO edition
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(29)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not News: Thieves robs a game trading store. Fark: Two teens do not notice while playing in-store demo
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(56)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dutch dictionary company asks Web site visitors to vote on word of the year, gets Dic-rolled
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wacky things that get dropped on New Year's Eve; your mom's inhibitions strangely absent
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(48)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Detroit all butt hurt. No this is not a repeat from every thirty minutes for the last month
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(141)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Newly discovered Christmas manuscript lets you party like it's 0399. Otters' noses and ocelot spleens optional
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(42)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
New cyber-bullying law gets its first test with a 21 yr-old woman who sent threatening text messages to a 16 yr-old girl, also poured a can of beans on her car roof after pelting it with eggs & thumbtacks
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(101)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Competition to find hottest Asian hot chick ends in scandal as wrong Asian hot chick selected as hottest Asian ho....awww hell, you're already over there looking for pictures, aren't you?
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(385)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan concerned about marijuana use "because it is spreading in places like colleges, where it hardly existed before"
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(64)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Obama named Time's "Person of the Year"; critics of the choice want proof that Obama is, in fact, legally a "person"
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(257)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland: 42-inch water main broken, several pumping stations down. But the river isn't on fire. Yet
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(56)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The Age's biggest online stories of 2008. Subby wants to know why #17 had to be written in the first place
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(36)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
♫ Take me back to my boat on the river ♫ I need to go down, I need to come down ♫ Take me back to my boat on the river ♫ And I won't cry out any more ♫
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine year old girl handing out cough drops accused of selling drugs at school, smelling mediciny
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Local residents grab rakes and brooms, sweep up all the leaves on their street, filling twelve bags. Council thanks them by charging them $66 to pick up and dispose of the bags. Each
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(60)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Authorities throughout New England were advised to be on the lookout for an unmarked truck transporting eggs. That should go ova well
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Syrians invent lingerie which springs open for loud noises. I SAID, IT OPENS FOR LOUD NOISES
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(93)
 
(KFWB News 980)
 
 
 
Given their success at preventing massive civil unrest, the L.A. Sheriff's Department are being deployed to help with crowd control at Obama's inauguration to ensure Obama is treated like a King
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(42)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
30 different ways you can die from electrocution. Be careful where you pee
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(60)
 
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Qantas staff member slapped by passenger banned from flying for 24 hours but not charged. "You would be charged with assault if you did that on the street. But if you do it at the airport there's a level of acceptance"
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man subdues the woman who stabbed him by sitting on her. Yes, they were drinking together
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
♫ Grandma got abducted by three hoodlums/ theft is what they wanted to achieve/ Nothing that they did can be compared to / the pounding in the ass they will receive ♫
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(73)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Caption this Christmas scene
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(56)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The best Greek riot photos of the year
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(371)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Not News: Man gets drunk on overseas flight. News: Man beats wife on plane. FARK: Couple sues airline for overserving him
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(49)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish town to implement new 'Soylent Green' heating system
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It may soon be legal to use yellow margarine in Missouri. But this could still go either way. It's on the knife's edge
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(53)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Judge orders new trial for murder suspect because he had the worst attorney ever. "Everyone on the jury agreed. We were saying, 'I hope this guy wasn't getting paid much'"
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Driver that killed old man blames "Top Gear"
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(90)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Having solved all of the world's problems, scientists study whether or not sharks enjoy listening to Christmas pop songs
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British engineers say the reason the Millennium Bridge was so woobly was because pedestrians were walking like somebody from a Monty Python sketch
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bubble eater
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(49)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Not News: Man fires shotgun at deer, misses. News: hits daycare center 270 yards away, breaks window. Fark: is to be criminally prosecuted even though he was outside 150 yard safety zone
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(251)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When taking a scenic mountain gondola ride at a ski resort, did you ever wonder what might happen if say, a freaking tower were to crack in half? (with pics)
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(92)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
12 most common beer myths debunked
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Tue December 16, 2008
(Some gaping bird)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing 4,000 bags of stuffing. Judge gives him a one-year supply of same
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: RON PAUL. New, er, hotness: RU PAUL
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police say a man in a wheelchair broke into an Italian restaurant four times in one week and stole cash and $40 bottles of wine. That's just how he rolls
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Afraid they might stifle the dreams of precious snowflakes who are less academically inclined, Maryland school district decides to stop putting students who get higher grades on the honor-roll
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man survives nine days stuck in Outback; never wants to see a bloomin' onion again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chest hair making a comeback. You're not gonna need more wax. Subby's sweater does come in a V-neck
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
If you like beer and movies and mp3s and limousines and jewelry and clothes and boats and sugary drinks and satellite radio and cable TV, don't live in New York
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you have a habit of peeing in closets, jumping through windows, eating beans on toasts or singing loudly while sleeping, you're not alone
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Want to save on fuel costs? Remove that big spare tire from your car. No,not that one - the one around your middle, tubby
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(Spike)
 
 
 
10 most important mustaches...EVER
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If it looks like a bomb, if it ticks like a bomb, it must be a hoax, right? Hey, guys, let's open this... BOOM
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Gay teenagers at higher risk of pregnancy. You're doing it wrong
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(Q104.3)
 
 
 
How you open your Christmas presents reveals your personality. But what about if you don't celebrate Christmas? Well I guess you don't have a personality
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(AP)
 
 
 
Toilet-maker pledges to repair electric bidets that overheated and emitted vapors; customers skeptical, believe the company is blowing smoke up their asses
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Must be about time for the media to start running stories warning that burglars are breaking into houses to steal Christmas presents. Yup, there it is
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(nbc5.com)
 
 
 
Woman sues doctor because having a baby hurts a lot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this almost too tall tree
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man sets fire to cover his burglary. Police still discover the crime using clues, such as his burnt corpse
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(Reuters)
 
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