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Sun November 30, 2008
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Muslims condemn Mumbai attacks, pork
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(241)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Top 20 "top 10 lists" list
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(28)
 
(Some fry surgeon)
 
 
 
Police seize frying pans in homicide investigation. Imagine the skillet took to get this investigation to pan out. They seem to have a handle on the clues, though
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Some people have names tailor-made for their careers. What's your aptronym?
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(362)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Power company finds way to discourage excessive electricity usage - charge your customers $200,000 a month
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(42)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The New York State Bowling Association takes a strike to its economic balls that may cause business to go into the gutters. Members now asking a judge to spare them
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(39)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Hiker goes missing in Goblin Valley. Elf, dwarf, and cleric promised an Enchanted Sword of Fire +3 if they find her
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good time girl
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No acorns or hickory nuts in Virginia's oak trees this year. Scrat wanted for questioning
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(115)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New study finds 64% of high school students have cheated on a test, 35% lied on a survey
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bicyclist blocks traffic in a Jack-in-the-Box drive-through because he was denied chicken strips. "Go ahead and call the police. I'm making a stand." A bicycle stand, as it were
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chinese girl, born in America and raised by a white family, is taken to China by her birth mother. Has difficulty adjusting to weird Chinese life, digesting dog meat
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(256)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bad Santas
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(32)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Raise your glass in a tabasco-topped tomato toast. It's the Bloody Mary's 75th birthday
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(76)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
How boring is Canada? The Weather Network has become a "pop phenomenon"
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(160)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Eighty-year-old finds lost brother six blocks away from his house
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(28)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Farker springchiken on the cover of the Oregonian newspaper for the next five days
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(150)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scotland dyes its sheep blue to celebrate St. Andrew's Day, spice up their sex life (pic)
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(27)
 
(Budget Travel)
 
 
 
Worlds weirdest hotels. Includes inexplicable bonus slide show featuring a young, cartoon Bruce Campbell
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have been leaving goat, pig, sheep and chicken heads around this subdivision, the police would like a word with you
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania county wants to offer parents an easy, affordable way to completely alienate their children and lose their trust entirely
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(88)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student hangs Santa hat on "impossible to climb" spire on top of 60-foot building as end-of-term prank. Nanny State sends 3 fire engines and 10 firemen, who spend over an hour taking it down
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(94)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
If you live in NYC and ride the subway to work or school, you've probably been late because of delays. NYC Transit division now offers excuse notes that blame the subway for your lateness
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(65)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish police cordon off large area of central Halmstad amidst fears that blow-up doll might, well, blow up
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(22)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Newlywed couple, who are both abstinence teachers, kiss for the first time. Sex Ed teacher to join them on their honeymoon
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(225)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten reasons to be antisocial. Read it then fark off
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(294)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
New report states more employees visting porn sites at work. Really? no, really
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(60)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The crash of an Air New Zealand plane off the coast of France last week has been traced to the **shakes magic eight-ball** gravity. Just kidding, they're blaming the paint job
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(67)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman adopts 3-year-old cocker spaniel from animal rescue group. Cocker has two puppies. Animal rescue group wants to "rescue" the puppies. Stay classy, guys. (with ugly-ass cocker spaniel puppy pics)
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa has one simple request. And that is to have snowplows with frickin' laser beams attached to their roofs
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(42)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wishing well
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(68)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
If spray-on pot was real: the seven most ingenious smuggling techniques (that got caught)
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
On a slow news weekend, the BBC does not talk about dangerous Christmas toys, or the effects of eating turkey. Nay, they are better than that. A story about Princess Diana's sex life. Stay classy, Britain
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(45)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The latest unfathomable number of what the economic rescue package might cost: $8.5 trillion ($8,500,000,000,000 or $8.5 x 10¹² for you math nerds). You still get a rock
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(294)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
UK supermarket budget foods not such a bargain after analysis confirms their contents to be almost entirely food-free. No need to ask about analysis on own-brand UK toothpastes
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(63)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Annoyed with Florida's strange and unusual everything, space shuttle decides it isn't going to take it anymore, moves west
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
American company sold, everyone laid off without warning. Just kidding, employees got a thank you that will boggle your mind
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(259)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Washing your hands means you're less likely to eat the family dog, abuse a kitten, or steal money
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mainstream media, upset that their dire predictions of retail doom and gloom proved false on Black Friday, are now spinning it that we aren't buying enough gadgets
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researcher at the Royal Institute for the Painfully Obvious discovers women often don't get along with their mothers-in-law. With bonus collection of mother-in-law jokes
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(71)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain issues first biometric ID cards with fingerprints and facial details, but has not issued a single scanner yet. That's some damn fine security work there, Nigel
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Catholic cleric attacks Disney for corrupting children's minds, says Catholicism has historic monopoly on magical sky people and talking flora and fauna
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(141)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Apparently, the ACLU has a problem with giant, taxpayer-funded flashing crosses in Christmas displays
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(340)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The question of our age is finally asked: When is too early to put up Christmas decorations?
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(122)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Swiss head to the polls to decide whether or not to quadruple their tourism draw
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(51)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
30 days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest have thirty one except, and this is really quite important, February. Did you get all that?
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(59)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Photo gallery of phone sex workers. Be afraid. Be very afraid
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(154)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Switzerland set to approve prescription heroin as "safe alternative" for addicts. Amy Winehouse announces immediate plans to move to Zurich
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dmitry Medvedev says he was able to see two earthquakes hit Alaska from his backyard today. You betcha
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(49)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Gunmen shoot eight on Mexican border, slap horse on ass with last dying gasp
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(57)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Cop lifts car off of crash victim. Upon further inspection, it turns out his badge number is 24601
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(109)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this splash of blue
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(55)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
80 whales re-enact the opening scene from "Saving Private Ryan"
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(55)
 
(Some medieval redneck)
 
 
 
If your brother barges into the bedroom you share with your live-in boyfriend and defends your honor with a crossbow -- twice -- you just might be a redneck
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(61)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"The animals are fiercely territorial and efforts to relocate them often lead to lethal wombat combat"
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(58)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wanted: lighthouse keeper in SF Bay. $100,000 plus room and board on SF Bay Island. Great views and a foghorn that goes off every 20 seconds, 24 hours a day, 7 months a year. Must have commercial boat operator's license. Huh?
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(74)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The fat lady finally sings: Sydney Opera House designer Joern Utzon dead at 90
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(30)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Pastor who, helped insert the phrase, "under God" into, the Pledge of, Allegiance has passed, away. No word on, if he was involved, in inserting the, invisible comma, after the, phrase "one nation" as, well
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(205)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
78 y.o. former boxing champion adds another K.O to his 63-1 record after repo men try to rough up homeowner while he was visiting
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(84)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
International index measuring one-night stands, total numbers of partners, and attitudes to casual sex finds Britain on top of Australia, the US, France, the Netherlands, Italy and Germany. Thank goodness for Guinness
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(67)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ohio police chief shoots himself while teaching daughter gun safety
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(72)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
A list of the most dangerous toys ever. Irwin Mainway unavailable for comment
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(151)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
City clerk's typo results in the city losing a $2 million grant. Oops
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(45)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels finally discovers what his customers feel like in the morning: "I said, 'Sir, you just got hit by a train.' He says, 'No, I didn't'"
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While investigating Mumbai terror attack, India finds links to Pakistani extremists. Immediately begins gearing up for invasion of Iraq
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Sat November 29, 2008
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Preacher arrested during 10K race, accused of bible thumping runners
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(39)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Vigilantes disarm speed traps worldwide, in one case literally stealing the equipment from behind a police officer's back
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(133)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop these flares
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(50)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Not news: Daddy tries to spank daughter. News: Daughter, who is 16, punches daddy for trying to spank her. Fark: Daddy has daughter arrested for punching him
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(306)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
One testicle trifecta now in play, this round with pro-golfer Billy Mayfair, an 8 foot wedding cake costing $50,000, and a 100 lb chocolate statue of Homer Simpson
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Only a vile, biscuit-munching Belgian would defile bacon with tattoo ink. Stupid Flanders
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(56)
 
(Rhinelander Daily News)
 
 
 
You can lead a horse to a tree lighting ceremony, but you can't prevent it from turning the night into a giant clusterfark
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(34)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Miss England is having trouble getting a modeling contract because she's "too chunky". Submitter is a bit confused from last week's story about skinny models being a turn-off
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(391)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen spent the last year of his life living in an airplane hangar with his wife drinking cheap beer while watching Love Boat on a black and white TV. Gazillionaire drinking cheap beer gets the Hero tag everytime
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This open letter to Barack Obama calls for the immediate end to the 61-year truth embargo on formal acknowledgement of the extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race
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(145)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Black Friday sales up 3% over last year. This is bad news... for doomsayers
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(260)
 
(Rian.Ru)
 
 
 
Russia successfully tests Bulava ballistic missile. U.S. to speed development of Timex anti-missile shield
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you were one of the dozens of people who trampled the Wal-Mart employee to death yesterday, police would like a word with you
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(229)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Unable to say no to their precious snowflakes, parents send letters to toy companies asking them to stop advertising
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(108)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Researchers say several mini-earthquakes in Arkansas could be a sign of something bigger to come. Here's comes the doomsday science, so EVERYBODY PANIC
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(70)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
What do you do after buying several homes during the housing boom? Why default on one mortgage, collect unemployment and sit at Starbucks while trying to figure out how to pay for snowflake's private school of course
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(78)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
No, you can't have a pony. Not yours
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Don't blame subby if you watch this and go to hell. He didn't make you click
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(272)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Buy this tunnel before the mole-men do
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(74)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Historian traces first credit crunch back to Roman times. So apart from that, sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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(68)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
City to downtown businesses: "Yeah, it's OUR sidewalk, but YOU gotta shovel it"
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(92)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Persistence of one-testicle and pervy rumors about Hitler is because we need to distinguish him as freak; therefore we're incapable of being like him. Hey, is that Lance Armstrong riding by with one of Olsen twins on his handlebars?
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(92)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this midget submariner
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The malls are a convenient place for thieves during the holiday season. To The Romerocopter
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(54)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
This week's teacher arrested for trying to have sex with 13-year-old has a new twist; the teacher is a college professor. Doesn't he know co-eds are easy, hot, and legal?
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(92)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
2 charged in stabbing of 3. In related news, 6 in hiding over fears that 7 8 9
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Another sign of the bad economy. It will cost more to borrow a free book as Chicago libraries doubling fines. Reporting deadbeats to credit bureaus followed by government bailouts in the planning stages
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(57)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Ric Romero wannabe helps you prepare for Cyber Monday: coupons can save you money and buying from Web sites that offer free shipping can help you save shipping costs. And oh yeah, watch out for scammers
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(20)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Top 20 most dangerous places in the world (pics). Oddly, Wal-Mart didn't make the list
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(235)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Did you apply for a job in the Obama administration? You have 292,999 competitors, so good luck with that
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(70)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Company denies the "Lean with it" slogan for its purple anti-energy drink called "Drank" promotes a cough syrup abuse drink with the street names "Drank", "purple stuff" and "lean"
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(159)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Falconers excited for the start of rabbit season *duck season* *rabbit season* *duck season* *rabbit season* *duck season* *rabbit season* *duck season* *RABBIT SEASON* *DUCK SEASON*
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
First known set of conjoined American Indian twins to be separated, and how
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saudi king wants oil prices to jump, which could cause pump prices to go over TWO DOLLARS a gallon. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(173)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Memo to the FDA: What is wrong with "none" as a melamine level? C'mon, seriously, do you guys just really hate children or what?
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(208)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even the Nanny State is starting to figure out what Fark has known for some time: "It is increasingly apparent that 'health and safety' legislation is a hazard to British customs, traditions and heritage"
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(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Psychologists say rampaging, like on Black Friday, is contagious, almost as if some kind of "mob mentality" takes over. BURN HER
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(74)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Social networking sites have made class reunions boring and obsolete because everyone already knows what everyone else is doing
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(94)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman makes 25 lb turkey for feral cat colony on Thanksgiving. Cats hope to wake up from tryptophan induced slumber in time for Caturday
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(394)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
You can act as sober as you want, but if you are dragging a fire hydrant behind your car, the police are going to want to ask you a few questions
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is what you get for lying
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this libation
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(55)
 
(City Pages)
 
 
 
Drunken Iowa housewife busted in stadium toilet sexcapade hires lawyer, says somebody put something in her drink. Subby suspects it was alcohol
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(176)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you put an American flag on a 75-foot cell phone tower does it become a flag pole?
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(77)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
20 things to do with a haggis: At least 20 more in these comments to the right --
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Radio station holds contest to win a new vehicle. After 55 days of 2 people living in a truck hoping to outlast the other, the station quits before the contestants
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chicks accused of crimes are increasingly figuring out they can avoid prison sentences by getting pregnant in the time between being charged and being convicted. The game is now in ova time
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(93)
 
(military.com)
 
 
 
You can forget the MRE's, soldiers in Iraq are eating way, waaay better than you, and have the expanding waistlines to prove it
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(222)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Beautiful $6 million tutoring center at the University of Illinois, complete with oriental rugs and leather chairs, is only for use by less than 1.5% of the students. If you guessed atheletes, step up to claim your prize
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(207)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who chugged two bottles of wine after she couldn't find her AA meeting wins coveted title of 'drunkest driver police have ever seen' (w/ 'No surprise' pic)
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Deep in the Atlantic, a submarine waits on alert with nuclear missiles that will end the world." Sleep well, Farkers
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Fri November 28, 2008
(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
Ask me if I want breakfast? On Thanksgiving morning? That's a stabbin'
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(57)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fruity astronauts
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(50)
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
If you've seen a teenager running around in the snow in his boxer shorts, the Sheboygan Police have some questions for you
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(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In what has to be the worst economic casualty of all, Ireland's largest pub-running company has entered bankrupcy protection
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(57)
 
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Couple return home to discover mom's ashes tossed around house after being burglarized. On the bright side, those bagless upright vacuum canisters could make for an interesting new urn
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(65)
 
(WSFL)
 
 
 
New York, London, Paris, Munich. Everybody's talkin bout... Pope music
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(52)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cleaner who found and turned in $20,000 can keep it. Obviously this didn't happen in the USA
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
An elderly couple were horrified to receive a letter last week from a London firm of lawyers accusing them of illegally downloading a movie. The film, "Army F*ckers," features "Gestapo" officers and "Czech" farmers
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(67)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't touch me please / I cannot stand the way you suppress my immune system / I love you though you hurt me so / Now I'm going to pack my things and go / Tainted coke, tainted coke
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shot through the junk, And you're to blame, You give guns in the waistband a bad name
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(93)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's Qantas mid-air incident caused by *spins Wheel of Misfortune* forgetting to put oil in an engine after overhaul
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(52)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Riot police surround Bangkok airports." Why? Do they have Black Friday deals in there? Are they selling Wiis in there? DO THEY HAVE WIIS? OMG THEY HAVE WIIS, DON'T THEY? ZOMG GET TO BANGKOK
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(71)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Lady chases her brother out of her home with a machete on Thanksgiving night because he showed up with another woman. "If you don't get out, I'll kill you''
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(31)
 
(Very Sad)
 
 
 
Don't play with guns: "He thought the safety was on, put the gun to his head, squeezed the trigger and that was that"
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(179)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man takes candy cane lawn ornament to knife fight... and wins
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(38)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
French appeals court says Voodoo dolls of President Nicolas Sarkozy may remain on sale, but must carry a notice saying that pricking them harms the president's dignity
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(33)
 
(KABC)
 
 
 
Two 'Я' Dead
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(187)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a new hobby and have loads of spending money, join a live role-playing Dungeons and Dragons battle group
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(82)
 
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
78-year-old man busted for being fake attorney. His ruse was discovered when court officials noted his optimism, heart, and general humanity
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. Mint to release new Sacagawea dollar coin. In other news, Ford set to roll out 2009 Edsel, Hollywood films remakes of "Heaven's Gate" and "Gigli"
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(133)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Ladies: Don't you just hate falling down drunk because you're wearing the wrong shoes?
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(47)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky anti-terror law requires God be acknowledged
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(753)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Your weekly dose of schadenfreude from TSG
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(154)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush on his legacy: "I'd like to be a president [known] as somebody who liberated 50 million people and helped achieve peace"
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(558)
 
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
News: 18-year-old male tries to impress 14-year-old female at a party. Durrr: Playing with a gun, he accidentally shoots her in the leg. Fark: She doesn't report it until the next day at school
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(101)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man says God ordered him to take out fellow motorist at 100mph
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(86)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
City employee sues the city under the Americans with Disabilities Act claiming she couldn't work because her co-worker used too much perfume
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(188)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Today's "84 year old woman covering herself with 50 cats, 20 ducks and 15 turkeys to keep warm" brought to you b... oh never mind, it's getting pathetically easy to find stories like this. Where's the challenge?
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(26)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smiling ol' softy
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(47)
 
(KVOA)
 
 
 
Futher proving everyone is on MySpace, father finds his son who has been missing for 17 years on MySpace
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One mother's nightmare. "Nintendo DS turned my children into murderous, amoral killing machines" Or something like that
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Christmas trees, lights, trimmings and turkeys will be among the things turning seasonal merrymaking into misery and mayhem for thousands of families over the holiday period."
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Walmart employee killed in annual American Running of the Bulls
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(831)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The attention-starved generation's habit of posting their every breath online has claimed another victim. Group runs up large tab in restaurant and skips out. Traced through a Facebook account
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(142)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
WKRP is on the air in Cincinnati - no, really
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(147)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dutch to ban magic mushrooms. As if we needed another reason to hate the Dutch
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(175)
 
(KTHV)
 
 
 
Arrest made in attractive, blonde anchor woman's death. For some strange reason, they mention the suspect's car had 22" rims. Surely a critical detail, nothing else
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(227)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Routine traffic stop has man up in arms. Er, caught red-handed. Er, never mind, just RTFA
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(37)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Somali pirates strike again as climate change fears grow
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(101)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gang of bank robbers arrested after "Ocean's Eleven"-style heist gone awry. Except there were only four of them. And none of them looked like George Clooney. But other than that, totally like that movie
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former New York cop wins $4.5 million in damages after shooting himself in the leg when the chair he was sitting in broke. ""He's lucky in a sense that he didn't shoot himself somewhere else."
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput
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(73)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you laugh at any one of these Christmas cards, you are officially a geek
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(171)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Measles "epidemic" feared, still no cure for parents who refuse to vaccinate their children
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(310)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
President of nudist association thinks more nude beaches can help plug state budget gaps, despite conspicuous lack of places for nudists to keep their money
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If your Army base is next door to two schools, make very sure you know which way the wind is blowing before you start the gas attack drills
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Too fat to get out of car when pulled over? That's a capsicum spraying.... mmm capsicum
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(43)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blank expression
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(66)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking's voice synthesizer to be modified to say things such as "oot", "aboot" and throw in an "eh" at the end of every sentence
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(68)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Places where individualism is valued over the collective good also tend to be places where a lot of beer is consumed. Collectivists, on the other hand tend to be panty-waist teetotalers
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(159)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When selecting another car to race on the freeway, try to make sure it's not a police car first
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(27)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cardboard figure keeps police at bay. "After failing to get any response from the figure inside, the SWAT team entered."
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to paint grafitti all around Philadelphia you may want to avoid using your myspace tag in your work
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian Father of the Year makes misbehaving son walk 2.5 hours to school, uphill, both ways
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One-year old and pregnant is no way to start out life, kid
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(136)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just shoot me already: "I started to see an ugly side to Twitter...an incoherent, rumour-fueled mob operating in a mad echo chamber of tweets, re-tweets and re-re-tweets"
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(165)
 


Thu November 27, 2008
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Subby has no qualms about declaring this the coolest damn cake in all of creation
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(92)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
When men are ill, women are sympathetic for precisely five minutes
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(369)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
It's difficult to prosecute a rape when the victim thinks a courtroom reporter did it
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Airbus, apparently training for future use on Quantas, crashes into the Mediterranean ocean just off the coast of France
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(49)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
2000 year old stash of weed found. Dude, this shiat's all dried out
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(112)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: That's not a toy
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(57)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Good: Man flagged down by stranded blonde hottie in miniskirt. Bad: Woman tells him a man is pointing gun at him, superglues his hands to steering wheel. Worse: Takes his credit cards and departs
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(46)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Today's naked drunk driver on the receiving end of a Taser is brought to you by Santa Ana, California
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(19)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Come for the aww-inducing story about zoo animals going ape over spices, but stay for the terrifying photo of a deranged lemur that is likely to haunt your dreams forever
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(57)
 
(SJ-R)
 
 
 
What do you do when your state doesn't have a child drop-off law? Drop her off at the liquor store
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(48)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
World's second oldest person gets bumped to the head of the line
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(46)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Brits have found a great new way out of recession. It's called 'gambling'
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(18)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India's Prime Minister hints that Pakistan may be behind terror attack. This should end well
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(161)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Chrysler CEO might drive to DC, ideally in a 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T evading the Highway Patrol in every state with the help of a blind black dj
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(165)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Cheerleader takes a naked picture of herself that ends up being sent to everyone on the football team so her parents do the logical thing and sue her school. "Deep down, it bothers her."
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(336)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
The best way to teach your kid that Santa Claus is fake
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(63)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not news: Malia Obama plans to do her homework. News: on President Lincoln's desk. Fark: The one where he signed the Emancipation Proclamation
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(332)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this zebra car
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(56)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Jason Priestley credits the Persian Gulf war for helping to make "Beverly Hills, 90210" into a hit. George H. W. Bush's legacy tainted forever
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vatican describe cell phones as "a very grave threat, and the most irreparable misfortune." Can Jesus hear you now?
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mall asks Salvation Army bell ringers to use paperclips inside their bells to keep the noise down
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dry macaroni cheese is the perfect turkey substitute for vegetarians and if it's good enough for Sir Paul McCartney, it is good enough for you
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(179)
 
(Ed U. Cation)
 
 
 
Female Texas middle school teacher arrested, charged with sending topless pic to 14 yr old male student she met at church. Now shes's a former Texas middle school teacher (w/ maybe if it's late pic)
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(99)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto city officials plan to force grocery stores to charge shoppers five cents per bag, but some store owners plan to challenge their legal authority to do so. This is the biggest thing in supermarket law since the Paper vs. Plastic ruling
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(137)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
China executes man for ant-breeding scheme. In other news, DON'T BREED ANTS IN CHINA
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(71)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CDC finds Americans are sicker than they think and they lie about it. Dr. House nods knowingly
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot teacher exposes naughty students, may never teach again. (w/pic)
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(155)
 
(Never gonna' give)
 
 
 
Rick Astley appears in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, ensuring the broadcast will not let you down
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(171)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
All eighteen minutes and thirty-four seconds of Arlo Guthrie's holiday classic "Alice's Restaurant". Happy Thanksgiving
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(130)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
I am not sure who to make fun of, the precious snowflake with long hair or the teacher who is so upset that she gave him a bad haircut in class. Either way the lawyers win
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(142)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Helicopter mom goes dumpster diving for her precious snowflake's science project
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man blames Mars bar addiction after biting his girlfriend for wearing "Bridget Jones pants"
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One of the Westerners taken hostage in Mumbai was apparently Bill Murray, who got a nasty cut on his hand but still managed to hang on to his incredibly gay scarf. More as this develops (with pic)
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(130)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Woman finds acupuncture needles in lingonberry jam. Jam-maker apologizes, says labels got switched with Klingonberry jam. Honest mistake. K'plah
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(23)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Peanuts with popcorn: Recreating the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving feast
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(28)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Edith Kent, wartime welder and the first woman to receive equal pay, turns 100
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(40)
 
(Some Dr. Tongue)
 
 
 
Wig out at the 3D House of Virtual Hairpieces
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(16)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Oh, the humanity." Nothing quite says Thanksgiving like hearing from crack field reporter Les Nessman from WKRP live and on location
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(73)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
How to get fat...I mean make Turducken
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(65)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Being drunk in the home and then being dragged outside by police is not Public Drunkeness. Virginia Farkers breath a deep sigh of relief
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(62)
 
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
"Officers Nab Kinfolks Clothing Burglars" ... wait, what?
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(10)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
8-year-old kid is thrown out of class for being noisy. So he does the only logical thing and goes home to complain to his mother. In the teacher's car
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(26)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Santa fired for violating elf and safety rules
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(30)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Pancake tips your trailer? That's OK. America's richest man will buy you a new one
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(63)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Spontaneously combusting tea towels cause a $1 million factory fire, demonstrating why Guinness towels are clearly the better gift
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(27)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Explosions
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you can tell the difference between a tomato plant and a cannabis plant, the Scottish Police need some remedial education
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(56)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Barbara Bush says perforated ulcer pain was "worse than childbirth". Luckily, unlike her children, her ulcer is unlikely to get elected and inflict pain on the rest of us
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(107)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Prison nurse falls in love with convicted rapist, smuggles weapons and prison guard disguise into his cell, and helps plot daring escape. Next week on Prison Bre-- I mean last week in Massachusetts
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hundreds of US Marines killed at Tarawa in '43 may be coming home soon
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(67)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Man shoots teen in the butt because he was "looking at him in a mean way"
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thief uses lubricant to swipe $30,000 ring from elderly woman's hand. Will soon be behind bars, where he'll find other uses for lubricant
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Completely unaware of irony, CNN breathlessly reports on the problems of the media frenzy in the Caylee Anthony case
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this warhead
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(52)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Secret pro-anorexia groups are now moving to public forums like Facebook. Secret pro-sammich group remain surreptitious, delicious
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(138)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good News: New study shows women don't want foreplay, would prefer it if men just got busy. Bad news: They want sex to last 16.2 minutes. Oh, and drink pomegranate juice -- it makes you horny
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(207)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Riot at Nerf factory: Thank God no one was hurt
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(65)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 186: "At the End of the Day". Difficulty: No sunsets
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(179)
 


Wed November 26, 2008
(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
A pack of cheerleading nuns attempt to convert hundreds of basketball fans to Christianity
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(57)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Japanese toy company unveils "yellow cards" with cryptic abbreviations that young people can use to freely insult bosses and elders without their knowledge. RTFYC
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More people visiting food banks for help. "I have a master's degree. I shouldn't have to do this"
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(396)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Due to economic downturn Harvard stops hiring staff, throwing money tossing parties
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(34)
 
(WTAE-TV)
 
 
 
Problem - someone took the mall parking spot you wanted. Solution: chase down another driver and threaten him with a hammer
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(37)
 
(City Pages)
 
 
 
Reporter spends a week homeless, reports that being homeless sucks. Ric Romero nods approvingly, takes a pull of Night Train
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(60)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jimmy Connors mugshot. Dig that jacket, man
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(75)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In an effort to eliminate the Gall wasp, a species that threatens to decimate the native Coral and Wiliwili trees Hawaii imports the Tanzanian wasp. What could possibly go wrong?
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(57)
 
(Some Scary Autistic Kid)
 
 
 
Autistic 8-year-old girl kicked out of Girl Scout troop for "scaring the four other girls." Because, you know, it's not like your precious snowflakes will ever have to learn to get along with someone who's different, right?
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(192)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
State advises all Alabama schools they may not make payroll for teachers, staff due to funding shortfalls ... again
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(68)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
In case you ever find a car parked in front of your house that's leaking a fluid, don't assume it's oil
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Store refuses to pay worker's comp to family after employee is murdered at work for being black. Fark: because the killer's racism established a "personal connection"
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(141)
 
(Some Athiest)
 
 
 
"God is doing his job watching out for us. For that, I am grateful," says idiot whose burned-out house was looted of children's Christmas presents
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gloomy garage
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(69)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Churches: Chocolate Jesus is 'tasteless.'" Marshmallow Muhammed and Peanut Butter Buddha, on the other hand, pronounced excellent
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Studies say attending religious services may extend life, but is it a life worth living having to listen to some boring preacher with a hangover on Sunday morning???
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(184)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Myspace hoax mom guilty of only 3 misdemeanors. Still no cure for white trash
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(236)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
21 killed while stealing gasoline from an overturned gas tanker in Ghana
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(83)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony's internet search terms included "neck breaking" and "how to make cholorform"; submitter's searches include "clearing search history"
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(158)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
"Anything to declare, sir?" "No." "Um -- what about this maggot-infested monkey head?" "I thought that was duty-free"
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man decides to take his ball and go home, then things get all stabby
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(39)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Starbucks: The ideal place to sell your stolen 18-carat gold bookmark that used to belong to Hitler
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(52)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
There are so many phones smuggled into Texas prisons, officials are considering installing cell phone jamming technology
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(115)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Family gets locked inside a Sears while shopping. In other news, people still shop at Sears
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(140)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
On one of the busiest travel days of the year, Arizona celebrates by setting up photo radar every 20 miles on the Interstate 10 to encourage $afety
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(220)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Not news: Mom explains sex to her 15-year-old daughter. Still not news: Does the same with her two teen friends. Fark: By having sex with 15-year-old boy while daughter, friend watch
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(216)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ad Agency guy who taped two employees farking in a cubicle gets farked himself
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(64)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Problem: elementary art teacher and his eight-year old student have artistic differences. Solution: punch the kid
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(41)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Eyes glazed, jail escapees are going back in the hole. Icing: they were re-captured at donut shop
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(25)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Woman faces ten years in prison for embezzling from a pear orchard. LOLWUT
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(52)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
The current bailout package is larger than the Marshall Plan, Louisiana Purchase, moon race, S&L crisis, Korean War, Vietnam War, Iraq War, and NASA. Combined
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(226)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
According to researchers, the secret to happiness at work is remembering why you loved the job to begin with. No word on what to do when the receptionist with the nice cans, killer legs, and do-me-now eyes leaves for a better position
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
You better watch out, you better not cry. You better watch out or you might just die. Terrorist plot is coming to town
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(51)
 
(craigslist)
 
 
 
Best. Craigslist. Car. Ad. Ever. Bonus: free MC Hammer pants
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(178)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Terrorist shootings at several different locations in Mumbai
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(557)
 
(Some Turkeypiggy)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksbacon
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(80)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Yes, pizza and beer go great together, but not when you're the delivery guy
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(59)
 
(My Fox Atlanta)
 
 
 
Fire Chief: "She was extremely upset saying the material was possessed by voodoo spirits and she was trying to cleanse the apartment of the spirits"
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(63)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Jurors deliberating on Lori Drew's fate say they've reached a unanimous conclusion on verdicts but one remains hung
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(291)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cities beg for bailouts, saying they will have to cut back supervision crews from 5 to 4 supervisors per ditch-digger
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(104)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Food writers hate Thankgiving. Every fall, we come up with a gimmick when the meal essentially has to stay the same. It's like redrawing the Kama Sutra when readers really only care about the missionary position"
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these African tribal masks
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
7-Eleven introduces its own line of gourmet brands including Dried-up Lint Covered Hot Dog on a Bun , Rat-tail Jerky and Green Potato Kettle Chips
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(74)
 
(Some trailer park)
 
 
 
Guy who claims wife accidentally electrocuted during wild kinky sex maybe shouldn't have told friend "he would make her death look like wild kinky sex to outsmart the cops"
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(101)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
What's worse than lying in a stretcher with a spinal injury? Lying in a stretcher with a spinal injury while getting punched in the balls
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(88)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Group warns of toys that may be harmful to children. This year's report is the shortest ever, reading simply "China"
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's the Annual Thanksgiving Eve Draw A Hand Turkey For Mom Contest. VE. LGT last year's
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(70)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The Japanese say that they have the first robot that can act on stage. America disagrees, unveils Keanu Reeves
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(132)
 
(Ahab)
 
 
 
Not News: Gun company publishes catalog. Still not news: Prints letter of endorsement from retired FBI sniper on the back. Fark: The sniper that fatally shot an unarmed woman in the face at Ruby Ridge
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(307)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grass fire ignites trailer fire. Takes 15 minutes to extinguish pot plants inside. It would have taken only five, but the flames were going like 1,000 miles an hour
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's time to break out your wallet and help those poor people who, year after year, build their homes right in the path of wildfires
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(96)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unless you work for AIG or another bailout-funded company, chances are your corporate holiday party just won't have the same crackle as in past years
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(117)
 
(Chester Chronicle)
 
 
 
Strip club to start selling advertising space on dancers' bottoms. Fark: Google thought to be particularly interested
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(237)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
"The benefits of beer." Finally, scientific research we can agree needed to be done
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(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you're already sick of "It's A Wonderful Life" reruns, don't move to Seneca Falls, NY. Seriously. Don't even go near the place
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(80)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
He may only have reached 54, but he certainly packed some interesting things into his life. Including working as a racehorse sex therapist, designing a skateboard for a turtle and making a fish attractor
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Japanese zoo fails at stage one of its polar bear breeding program because none of its staff can tell the difference between a boy bear and a girl bear
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(57)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Overcrowded airports, asinine airline policies, and an incompetent TSA have lowered the demand of air travel to the point where tickets are almost affordable
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(84)
 
(Some Butcher)
 
 
 
"Yesterday, for the sixth week in a row, a pile of meat was found on the common - and no one knows why it's there or who is putting it there"
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(51)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today discovers that there are mad sales on the Friday after Thanksgiving, a day some people have taken to calling "Black Friday."
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(78)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Number of Americans on food stamps is poised to exceed 30 million for the first time this month. Happy Thanksgiving
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(200)
 
(The Argus)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide with yew berries after his breast implant business falls flat
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(53)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Before you head off to work today, have a quick gander at the Telegraph's picks for top 20 optical illusions
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Truancy judge wants to put electronic monitoring GPS devices on students who skip class too often. Those students would be tracked 24 hours a day, seven days a week at a cost of $2,000.00 per student
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The artist who can turn a market stall into a masterpiece. The one made out of seafood is worth the price of admission
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(46)
 
(Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate $2 a gallon gas than having a geyser of it shooting nearly 100 feet in the air? Granted it was an accident, but now everyone in the area knows gasoline flows in their own backyard
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(23)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Blue Angels hold first-ever open tryouts, 87 dead, 243 injured in day 1 of weeklong event"
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frigid fisherman
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are groups of people calling themselves vampires. At last, Scientologists have someone to look down on
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(236)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
If you're a state employee escorting a developmentally disabled sex offender to an appointment it's probably a not a great idea to stop and buy him porn. Twice
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(36)
 
(Springfield)
 
 
 
Couple arrested after the discovery of 124 cats in their home. Fark: "This is the first [case] I've been to where the people were actually sleeping with dead carcasses"
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(104)
 
(dcist)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank and use a cab as your getaway vehicle, don't pay the driver in dye-stained bills, and for the love of god wear some underpants
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man doesn't think his plan all the way through, steals 3-year-old's identity
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unaffected by economic woes, comic books for children - or 'graphic novels' as people who read them prefer to call them - soar
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(167)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State hopes to dissuade people from drinking by putting calorie counts on bottles, like one beer equals one sausage roll. Bet you can't drink 12 sausage rolls
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(43)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Not news: Smoking can kill you. Fark: It also can cost you $300,000 if your cigarette starts a 120 acre wildfire
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Bailout" is Merriam-Webster's 2008 Word of the Year
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(32)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mayor of Phoenix asks all city employees to work one day each month without pay. Good luck with that
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(80)
 


Tue November 25, 2008
(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Brother and sister claim their incest is fine because they didn't meet until they were 18. Bonus: It's all the Third Reich's fault
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(235)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Investigation shows that it actually does cost airlines $15 to haul first checked bag, and that they only roger you for additional bags. So that's something
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(46)
 
(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Yes, we may be gay. Yes, we may also be penguins. But we have rights
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(48)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A drunk driver leads police on a chase on the freeway, through a ditch and barbed wire fence where he stopped and put the truck in park. As he tumbled out he realized too late that the truck was in reverse and ran over both his legs. Ta da
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(15)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada's most PC campus declares cystic fibrosis racist. Stay tuned for their declaration that testicular cancer is sexist
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(219)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former first lady Barbara Bush has been hospitalized in Texas for tests
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(141)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Health officials have found traces of melamine in a U.S. baby formula, but they're not saying which brand because it's no big deal. All of the Chinese babies who died earlier this year from the same poisoning unavailable for comment
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(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Minnesotan, Texan get prison for deer smuggling. That's what they get for trying to pass the buck
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran says their rise in AIDS cases is from increased sexual contact. That's heterosexual contact, because, no one in Iran has teh ghey
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(120)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Guys play "hot potato" with Molotov cocktail, while failing to realize drawback of new-fangled plastic bottles
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(31)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Must-see video for anyone travelling by air over the holidays
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(151)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Final cost for Catholic Church's World Youth Day festival in Australia six times higher than originally estimated, as organizers failed to appreciate how much sacrificial wine 120,000 Australians can actually consume
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Japanese man tries to make tentacle porn on a budget
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(62)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
35% of surveyed Georgia teachers: "Um, I'm not qualified for this position." Feds: "Shut up SHUT UP."
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(59)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Teen Wolf wannabe attempts "car surfing" stunt, loses grip, flies off roof, ends up in hospital; Buffy not impressed
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(23)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Preaching naked at the pulpit? That's a taserin'
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best way to get a pesky squirrel out of your attic? A leaf blower, some cayenne pepper, and $70,000
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(37)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Teen boys with nothing better to do create fake MySpace and get a teacher arrested for trying to hook up with "15-year-old Jackie"
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Nurse Caught Drunk Twice." Maybe on his third try the drunk will run faster
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(22)
 
(NWCN)
 
 
 
Seattle "Pay what you want" store forced to close. Ric Romero investigating
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: 22 arrested at underage drinking party. News: Party was being held to honor friend who died as a result of an underage drinking party. Fark: Cops found out about the party via Facebook
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A holiday travel tip: Driving behind a flatbed chicken truck can give you all kinds of horrible chicken germs
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(18)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Gross/hilarious police report on Nebraska guy who lathered his privates in Baby Magic lotion and then left "prints" on windows and doors of city businesses. Bonus: Pervy spree occurred in city of Valentine
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(55)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop the ruler of Dubai
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British socialized health service opens new clinic for compulsive gamblers - adjacent to three casinos
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
McCain announces intention run for reelection to Senate in 2010, expresses joy that he doesn't need to pick a Vice Senator running mate
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(165)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Taking your 11-year-old son to work is a cool thing to do, especially if you drive an 8-ton front-loader, but you probably shouldn't give him his own vehicle
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(15)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
He...Could..Go...All...The...Way
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(115)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
1) Steal a car. 2) Steal a GPS from another car. 3) Cram a bunch of your friends into the car, utilizing all compartments. 4) Draw as much attention to yourselves as possible. 5) RUN
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(10)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Wind-farm subsidies push energy prices so low that they create *negative* power prices. You could "build a giant toaster in West Texas and be paid by generators to operate it." Which is obviously a frakkin' bad idea
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(113)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
How to have a happy Thanksgiving even if you're in some godforsaken foreign place, like Rome, London or Buffalo
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(75)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida ban on gay adoptions ruled unconstitutional. So if you adopted a gay in Florida, you're cool now
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(311)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British strip club group head states that lap dancing is not sexual. Perhaps it isn't if Janet Reno is the one giving the lap dance
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(55)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
After years of losing out to lurid descriptions of raunchy wagnerian shire sex and lurid descriptions of Hitler's parents in coitus, John Updike can take solace in a lifetime achievement award for bad sex in literature
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The taste tester for the urine-to-water recycling system aboard the International Space Station confirms it works
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(78)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
AIG spending its $150 billion in taxpayers' bailout money sending idiotic emails demanding "clarification" from comedy website
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(68)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert auctioning off his faux fur boots he wore in his Christmas Special to charity. They could be the greatest gift of all
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Evangelicals adopting Advent because A) their church services are so boring, B) they need countdown on how many shopping days left, C) their kids kept whining about not getting cool calendars with candy, or D) it's trademark-free
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(110)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC announces midseason schedule and clearly knows what fans have been craving: Howie Mandel hidden-camera show
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(57)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Quote whoredaddy Jeff Lyons defends quotewhoreson Ben Lyons against old putz Roger Ebert. Comments call Jeff a douche, Ben a sonuvadouche
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(32)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Next salvo fired in War on Thanksgiving™: L.A. area kids banned from sharing feast dressed up as pilgrims and Native Americans because it's "too demeaning". Gobble gobble
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(171)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Biologists whose video of treadmill-running shrimp became YouTube sensation tell "Today Show" their research isn't silly junk science intended to make them famous
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(73)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Again, if you're going to pose as a cop and pull people over, don't put the video on YouTube
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(26)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Gitmo) may ask President Bush to release imprisoned former Illinois governor George Ryan. Bush spokesman said they'll get right on it, makes jerking-off motion with hand
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(90)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
NewsFlash
 
Massive emergency response going on at Chicago City Hall as suspicious material is found. Submitter counts 8 ambulances and 5 fire trucks so far
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(142)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
20 GI Joe vehicles that never killled anyone, other than maybe the operator. Still no cure for Cracked Lists
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(176)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to total a couple of school buses after stealing them for a joyride, keep in mind that their audio/video recorders are very durable and will be running the whole time
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Man flies RC plane over a house, News: Owner of house steals the transmitter and assaults the plane's owner, Fark: That's a felony
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(86)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
She's a moose hunting maverick governor. The best Sarah Palin moments from The Daily Show
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(127)
 
(Pattaya Daily News)
 
 
 
When you find a "strong odor" emanating from your neighbor's condo, who went to go buy bacon about a week ago, just let it go, because man you don't wanna know what's in there . 'Just let it go' trifecta complete
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(106)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can take a class on steering the butt of a giant cow through a parade
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(31)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury regulators put together $306 billion rescue in all-night session fueled by Domino's pizza, so it should come as no surprise that they were willing to pay so much money for such toxic, foul-smelling crap
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(75)
 
(ocala.com)
 
 
 
DUI suspect strips naked when asked to remove her shoes
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Toddler manages to get set of car keys lodged in his brain. "Cool, I wish there was an X-ray of THAT," you muse. Hey, guess what
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(121)
 
(DC examiner)
 
 
 
Former Bush Aide indicted, blah blah blah, theft, fraud, embezzlement of taxpayer money, yadda, yadda, yadda- so hey how's that search for Obama's puppy going?
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(122)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
As god as my witness, someone thought these turkeys (of Thanksgiving TV Specials) could fly
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(85)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Goddamn Batman to be killed off. Goddamn
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(309)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally, proof of God's existence: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut
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Gawker blogger has found out who hired a private investigator to dig up dirt on him because of something he'd written, gives the culprit one chance to fess up privately
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Patrons at shooting range complain about having to shoot into baffles. Owner removes baffles. Neighboring houses shot up for 6 months before somebody decides this might be a problem
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Defense in cyberbullying suicide case argues that since "nobody reads" the end-user agreements on websites, they shouldn't be held accountable for violating them. Worth noting that Congress approaches laws the same way
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5 things your car mechanic won't tell you. Oddly missing from the list: This will be expensive, We're laughing at you, and I just made it worse
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U r stnd-in in bum p n bout 2 b mugd. lol
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The price of dissent. What happens when a green environmentalist that campaigns against the destruction of the Earth's biodiversity questions global warming
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Half of terrestrial radio has only three years to live, enabling the remaining stations to reduce their playlists to "Sussudio" and the EAS signal
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