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Sun November 23, 2008
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(Google)
 
 
 
Security guard shoots The Last Samurai
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(Columbia Tribune)
 
 
 
If your state allows one armed, one legged, blind men to shoot at deer, it might be run by rednecks
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You've just caused a serious accident. Do you a) make sure everybody's ok, b) offer assistance, or c) have fast food delivered to the crash site?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida town to rename street after Obama. That's interchange we can believe in
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog enjoys surfing, uses tail as a rudder. Jeez, they'll start playing poker next
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You come to Fark.com in part because we show you what happens when a big-ass snake eats a few golf balls. Well, here's your slideshow
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The aptly-named Strange family insist their couch is haunted. Listen for yourself. If you dare
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(Some King)
 
 
 
Photoshop this royal abode
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Train passengers launch sardine campaign to protest how crammed passenger compartments are
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Shots fired on Georgian and Polish presidental convoy
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ted "DSL" Haggard returns as another scum of Earth, an insurance salesman
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(The Guardian)
 
 
 
If two consenting, adult men want to row across the Indian Ocean naked I don't see how that's anyone's business but their own
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The labels on liquor bottles are there to encourage responsible drinking. Researchers shocked to find out people use them to see what will get them drunk the fastest
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
When life give you lemons, you make lemonade. When you are trapped in a bathtub for three days, you drink bathwater
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most creative/humiliating dog grooming gallery you will see all day. Your dog wants his dignity back
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Family therapist who conducts "Dynamic Parenting Courses" to correct negative patterns in children's behaviors, charged with two counts of domestic battery including strangulation of his 15-year-old stepson
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kremlin orders 3,200 female white mice, but nobody knows why- meanwhile, massive search for Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, Trillian and Zaphod Beeblebrox now under way
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sign of the times: A Colorado couple opens up their farm for people to pick free vegetables left over from the harvest. 40,000 people show up
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Memo to Jewish neo-Nazis - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fallujah KFC: Winning hearts and minds one Iraqi at a time. Well, maybe not the hearts
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ooooh, pretty colored bacon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NBC-Universal axed The Weather Channel's Environmental unit during "green week". No word on where ManBearPig is
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Islamists surround Somali pirates, demand that they just give them the gasoline and walk away. What could possibly go wrong?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Father of kid who committed suicide in front of a webcam says it's the Internet's fault that his kid committed suicide
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Experts warn cheap gas prices will not last so enjoy it while you can
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
8th grade drug Ed. pamphlet: "have a reliable dealer" ... allow time to "come down" so it doesn't interfere with work or study
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Six firefighters on a truck are racing down a Manhattan street while another firetruck with six firefighters are also racing down a Manhattan street: At what point will they collide?
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Illinois requests state police to obey speed limits, or at least stay close to the limit, and not talk on the cell phone so much
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Architectural firm suggests converting swimming pools into mother-in-law apartments. No word on whether they would be drained first
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Strange warning labels include a priceless capture inside the mind of every basement dwelling Star Wars geek
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. My father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must sue you for $1 million
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meager man and his medals
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(Civil Literacy Report)
 
 
 
The short bus is getting crowded. Here's your chance to find out if you're driving or riding. Most have already earned their tag
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(Sunday Mail)
 
 
 
How do we keep the prisoners occupied so they don't fight, stay off drugs, and out of trouble? Start a poker school, and have the taxpayers fund it of course
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Todays news: Thousands gather to cook up world's largest batch of kimchi. Tomorrows news: Air quality in Seoul downgraded to unbreathable
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(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
If you're religious, you're 20 percent less likely to die
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nanny state commissions statue to honour war hero...but makes it so politically correct it offends everyone
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
On Monday, the "Follow-up", "Fail", "Sad" and "Asinine" tags will get into a huge argument over this guy
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(wlwt.com)
 
 
 
Phi Drunka Kega to go dry
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(About.com)
 
 
 
Sixty three of the strangest photos you'll see all day. Come for the free range chicken nuggets, stay for Bush and the Easter Bunny
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Internet puppies find homes. Everybody say awwww
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Why women go wild the night before the wedding
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(International Education)
 
 
 
Tired of just hanging in your crib? You can try to be king or queen of the Bar Harbor Bed Race. Just don't get cot trying to sheet
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man steals over 10 thousand cowboy boots, possibly misled by the title of a fairy tale
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(KWTX)
 
 
 
Coolest video of a nighttime rocket test you'll see today
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man starts mobile pole dancing service with an 8-foot metal pole on a neon-lit platform attached to the back of his bike; "It's all legal. The cops can't really stop us - I'm riding my bike and she's exercising"
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(Tennis Planet)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tennis argument
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(International Education)
 
 
 
31 year-old Maine teacher is found guilty of having sex with a 13 year-old, gets 30 days. Can you guess the genders?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Teen "impaled by pickaxe" at party. More fun than you can stake a pick at, apparently
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow: I write the songs that noise ordinance violators are sentenced to listen to
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Sat November 22, 2008
(BBC)
 
 
 
Riots in Guatemalan prisons aren't really anything to lose your head over... unless you're these five guys
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Due to the financial crisis, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation scales back grant growth. Vista sucks
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mom teaches her daughter how to defend herself from school bullies. Just kidding, she burned the word "WIMP" into her neck
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Waukegan woman sues radio station for "win-a-date-with-a-great-guy" promotion in which they set her up with a rapist
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Co-founder of Slinky company goes down the steps for the last time
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I feel sexy and attractive so that's the way I act", says 530 pound man who posed nude for a calendar. (with Not safe for work-ish pics)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Global study finds atheiststic societies tended to have relatively low murder and suicide rates and relatively low incidence of abortion and teen pregnancy, compared to highly religious and devout communities
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(YouTube)
 
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Man, that is so cute -- look at them play together, the best of friends. That's the cutest thi... uh... WTF?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
At least two people hit by shots fired inside Southcenter Mall near Seattle
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
NYC officials are forcing churches to stop sheltering the homeless
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Another Al Qaeda number two taken out. No, not that one. Not that guy either, the liquid bomb guy
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(Senior Citizen)
 
 
 
85-year-old man arrested for stealing 3 pieces of candy. Your Grandpa wants a quarter and bail
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Showing why Georgia schools are so bad, state school superintendent files for bankruptcy after giving away the $1m she won a few months back on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader". That could have come in handy
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Westboro Church protest draws counter-protest, food fight from high school students, requiring police intervention
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"20 B.C. students sent home for kicking red-haired classmates" Obvious, because the gingers were clearly barbarians threatening the borders of the Empire
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bent bars
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
You know times are tough when teachers resort to putting ads on tests. What is our children buying?
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Bikers more likely to be limp dick bed wetters. (It's based on a real medical study; please stop hitting me because I'm wearing this t-shirt)
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to save his pets from his burning home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cassette tapes are making a comeback; pencil sales set to rise
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(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
If your high school closes for the first day of hunting season, you just might be a redneck
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Facing mounting budget deficits, states start hawking surplus stuff online. Need a desk? An airplane? How about an armored personnel carrier?
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(NW Arkansas News Service)
 
 
 
Not news: couple sues McDonald's for $3 million. Surprising: they actually have a reasonable complaint. Fark: it involves the wife's nude pics being posted online
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two of Fark's favorite subjects collide in molecular gastronomy discussion as Mr Wizard meets Iron Chef
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sorry Charlie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Counseling on alcohol key to teens' sexual health, future Fark headlines
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Millions of Brits set to cry into their warm beer as Nanny State prepares to outlaw Happy Hour as of December 1st
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Daytona Beach puts Santa on the naughty list
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Starbucks is the new McDonald's... for hot beverage lawsuits, anyway
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(Some Reporter)
 
 
 
Even in tough times, you can always turn to the wisdom of Ric Romero: "While auto manufacturers and car dealers are being driven into the ground by the economy, now might be the best time to make a deal on a new car"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Being terrorized by agnostic extremists
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do not taunt dynamite panda
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
After an indepth investigation of a two year Mushroom Stamping spree, the Valentine police have finally cracked the case of the Butt Cheek Bandit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kitty the cat rescued from atop a utility pole in time for Caturday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad economy drives up Army recruitment
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(WIOD)
 
 
 
Straight from Japan, it's the premium brassiere for men. Or as I like to refer to it, the "bro" (video)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On the same day crossing guard Garry Macnamara received a letter about an award he was getting for 15 years of service another letter came telling him he was fired
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
America's best mailman gets probation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No matter how hard he tried, this guy can not get away from his wife
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former porn star Crystal Gunns now a cafeteria and playground aide at NJ school. Specialties include roast beef sandwich and hide the sausage
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
One-legged prisoner is on the hop after legging-it away from 3 able-bodied guards
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Woman spends $13,200 on psychic readings, then sues for fraud when nothing happens. Fortune Teller somehow didn't see it coming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this power knot
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Comedian gets 45 years jail | For criticising the military junta | He told some very funny jokes | Now he knows he shouldn'ta | Burma slave
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Apparently using the same conversion chart they use for marijuana, police estimate 13 stolen remote controls had a street value of $2,399
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC pet stores required to install fire sprinklers or--barring that--bike-riding guys with red bow-ties and silly laughs
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Fri November 21, 2008
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
If you chaperone a school field trip don't tap little boys on the shoulder to "shush" them.. especially if their dad is a state trooper
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Teens suddenly realize they bought tickets for the wrong Seth Rogen movie
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Our newest ally in the battle against Piracy on the high seas: Islamist Militants. No, seriously
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Jon Voight says he's still waiting to see Angelina Jolie's twins. Take a freakin' number, Jonny
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firemen call for backup to help fight off a mountain goat attacking a house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Todays lesbian teacher sex scandal is brought to you by Mesa, Texas. w/pic
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG mugshot roundup: Show me your hands
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(Durant Democrat)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Insurance Commissioner proposes seizing football season tickets if you don't have health insurance. In other news, OU fans are upset
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A former priest who was caught jogging naked must register as a sex offender. Registering means he must forever wear black shirt and white collar so everyone will know he's a sex offender
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Running out of ridiculous things to do, Florida teens now resorting to blow dart drive-bys
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Student arrested for flatulence. That stinks
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Barack Obama Elementary School -- name change you can believe in
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
"Sir, you have to take your turban off. This is the United States"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in four British men wish their wife would go under the knife. In the age of obesity, "You need a boob job" falls to #3 behind "Hello, Front-butt" and "Pass the cottage cheese"
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(Count Chocula)
 
 
 
Bats infest WV school, making many students sick. School officials not sure why the kids got sick but said they are guano find out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If an FBI agent goes missing in Iran, does nobody question why he was there in the first place?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Average gas prices fall below $2 a gallon in the U.S. "I think the American consumers are afraid that this is a mirage" Obvious tag shines proudly
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Parents upset that a Miss Teen Texas pageant was hosted by a drag queen and held at a gay bar
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(PhotoSig)
 
 
 
Photoshop these "frosticles"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama names Geithner for Treasury, DOW soars in response to close above 8,000 and change
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(WSRZ)
 
 
 
Savannah St. University campus on lockdown after shooting
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Swiss Army tells wannabe recruits: You can join up if you're a drug addict, but not if you're a vegetarian
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-year-old boy takes Viagra four times a day just to stay alive. That must be hard
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshot of guy arrested while wearing prisoner costume for Halloween
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
How much is a ticket to Sweden? The Local publishes night life gallery full of gorgeous women and complete euro-trash douchebags
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Quack gets flak for back room whack. OR Whore roars for more hardcore drugs galore
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(Some Homemade Chili Guy)
 
 
 
The good news is there is less fat and sodium in fast food. The bad news is there are more veterinary needles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nebraska to limit Safe Haven law to only infants, seeing as how no one has left infants so far
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary says "yes"
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
District court rules baseball bat is not an accepted means of clearing out those awkward party guests
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(WIOD)
 
 
 
" Florida Teen Commits Suicide Before Live Webcam Audience" Out of respect, FOX to wait 24 hours before announcing new reality show
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger blames Guitar Hero for the lack of bands for them to tour with. Fails to realize that it's probably because no one wants to be associated with them
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(Some Turkey Fryin' Guy)
 
 
 
As Thanksgiving approaches, fire chiefs warn of dangers of deep-frying turkeys. In directly related story, Fark braces for rash of "Fail", "Dumbass", and "Florida" submissions
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Forget harajuku girls: Young Japanese women are now dressing like princesses, although it's unclear if they're looking for a short Italian plumber to save them
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: "Obama to tap Clinton after Thanksgiving"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Holy fail: terrorist intended to take his home-made bomb "into the packed dining area but could not open the toilet cubicle door"
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Man threatens to blow up Cincinnati landmarks. Includes Bengals, omits Reds despite both already being disasters
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(Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Man dresses as jailbird for Halloween, ends up in jail. Subby can't decide whether to dress as a millionaire or a porn star next year
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ugly-Ass cheetah cubs make debut at Cincinnati Zoo (with pic and cheetahastic video)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
An aggressive Thai General who has threatened to bomb anti-government groups and drop snakes on protestors from helicopters has been reassigned...as an aerobics teacher
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Study finds those who live in messy areas tend to have bad behavior. Entire population of New Jersey expected to be arrested soon
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like GM CEO Rick Wagoner will be flying commercial the next time he begs Congress for a handout
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bush administration desperate for one last hurrah, begs Supreme Court to punish CBS for showing Real Americans™ a Super Bowl boobie
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(AP)
 
 
 
Somali pirates are good because they bring home food and money to their impoverished communities. Good moral equivalence there, Associated Press
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Woman fixes butterfly's broken wing, nurses it back to health, gives it to trucker who takes it to Florida. What could possibly go wrong?
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Showing off a knotted rope in high school can be bad noose
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
18-year-old buys U.S. Army sergeant's uniform online and attempts to cash $40,000 check not thinking that the cops might be veterans and figure out most 18-year-olds in the Army aren't sergeants
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(Canadian Press)
 
 
 
"After avoiding the law for almost 20 years, it was a tame deer that finally blew accused child molester Dudley Taylor's cover"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Caution: do not attempt to rob naked pensioners, they might spray you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Winning bidder will not pay for drawing of 7 legged spider, trusts that this will settle the matter
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Cop demands to bring firearm into nightclub, begins waving a pistol around while yelling "Who you gonna call?" The Aristocats defer to the Ghostbusters
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(Hyde and Hare)
 
 
 
Photoshop occupants for this classic cartoon's background
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Failout
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Latest sign of economic gloom: when a want ad seeking 20 witches counts as upbeat employment news
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(Google)
 
 
 
Georgia rapper gets 20 years for admitting to a shooting in a song. Vicki Lawrence still at large for double homicide
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Birth of two-faced kitten baffles doctors. Yes, there is a pic, and yes, it's rather freaky
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Computer virus infects three London hospitals, forcing network shutdown. Thank goodness they can rely on doctors' handwriting
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
I'll worship what she's worshipping
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Artist wants to use waste product from nuclear reactors to build new universes. Really
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Even the normally-tolerant Dutch are getting sick of smelly hippies visiting their country in search of cheap pot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Veteran fire captain ends his career the same way he began it: with a note from his mom
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix alcohol, an assault rifle, a stun gun, a crossbow, a syringe filled with animal tranquilizer, aggravated domestic violence, and the police?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Falling asleep at work is dangerous if you work on a construction si-mmmphhmphmmmph
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Photoshop
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you thought the "Bike Hero" take off on Guitar Hero was viral marketing you were right. Here's your cookie
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Judge rules Christians can worship in a church that was zoned to be a bar even though the structure had a permit for beer, wine and live entertainment but not religious services
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bricklayer laying paving stones at archrival's soccer stadium spells out his team's name in dark-colored bricks by the turnstiles - and no one notices for four years (pics)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nanny state banning car plates that may be snapped up by terrorist sympathisers - including O54MA, BU58OMB and HO57AGE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State residents crack a smile at being named one of the happiest nations in the world, even though health and safety police immediately write them up for inappropriate facial gestures
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Wikipedia describes the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, which details the pain of stinging insects. "Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue"
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(Canadian Press)
 
 
 
Canadians, not used to seeing light in the sky after 5 pm in November, flood RCMP with calls to report meteor shower
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's all about how you point when you shoot
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
National "Kick a Ginger Day" falls in the middle of International "Bullying Awareness Week"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Autistic 7-year-old lost over 500 Hot Wheels in a fire. Mattel responds by sending boxes of cars, toys, and t-shirts. Diecast in a fire
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Thu November 20, 2008
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man jailed for sexually abusing a teen moves into the house next door to hers. "Every time I hear the front door it's like, 'Who's there?'"
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Attorney General Mukasey collapses during speech
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Skinny models are a turnoff in advertising, says a scientist who knows absolutely nothing about advertising
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Half of women subject to urinary infection. Submitter hopes it's the lower half
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
CIA is surprised to find that some people have a problem with indiscriminately shooting down unarmed light aircraft that may or may not be smuggling U.S. missionaries
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(PhotoSig)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bass player
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Today's "Economic collapse brought on by atheism" story brought to you by the editorial board of the Wall Street Journal
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(Xen Invaders)
 
 
 
It's a good thing CERN's large hadron collider was shut down until next year... It gave Reddit and Fark's gift of a crowbar and plans to save the world time to arrive. Bonus - real life Gordon Freeman received the gifts
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Lost cockatiel contacts owners over the phone. Owners reportedly "over the moon" to have him back
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Since there's nothing like any financial crisis to worry about, a Hawaii congressman plans to resubmit a bill calling the BCS an illegal restraint of trade
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Scammer made $3 million in illegal eBay sales. Or, after eBay and Paypal fees, $271
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you have been leaving cuts of meat in and around Framingham, Massachusetts the police would like to have a word with you
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fannie, Freddie Suspend Foreclosures Through Jan. 9
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Media turns its attention away from the economic crisis to briefly focus on the important stuff: six chip dips to avoid this holiday season
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Smooth, long-lasting fire breaks out at Atlanta cigarette warehouse
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Pirates are asking $25M for captured Saudi Oil tanker or 2 first round draft picks and a player to be named later
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
15 more images you'll think are Photoshopped, but aren't
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Dow closes to 5-year low. This is unfortunately a repeat from yesterday
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(Google)
 
 
 
TV ads depicting fast-food contribute to childhood obesity. Bad parenting still too lazy to take the blame
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ransom paid on two of the hijacked ships. Chuck Norris seen cringing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Economic crisis increasingly forcing Canadians to delay retirement, although for Canadians, their retirement plan basically consists of being put on an ice floe and being pushed into the Arctic Ocean by their kids
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(Fark)
 
 
 
New Fark user survey + update on bad ads. Bonus: for every 1000 people that fill out the survey, Drew will take a shot of bourbon
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Companies adopting microblogging to increase productivity and let everyone know that the account manager with the big rack totally has a button undone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the stacks of banknotes you've just stolen start dripping ink and emitting smoke, don't take them back to your house assuming the cops won't follow the trail of dye. Or be like this idiot - your call
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
If the cops are about to arrest you for drunk driving, the last thing you need them to see is your 2-year-old walking around with a pack of Newport cigarettes in hand and one dangling from her mouth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Suburban Maryland school officials consider cancelling classes for Inauguration Day
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Don't build a treehouse in Park City, Utah-Unless it meets the building and proper set back codes. They don't mess around there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you thought bug bombs were dangerous you should probably avoid the Axe effect
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Man defends fatally stabbing of his friend with the old "he accidentally walked into my knife" excuse. Five times, apparently
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(CNN)
 
 
 
UAW to Congress: Get a deal done. Taxpayers to UAW: Eat a dick
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(WCBS 880)
 
 
 
Times are tough, but evidently not so tough New York couldn't spend $21,000 on an antique Turkish rug for the governor's mansion
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
McDonalds pitches health benefits of French fries: They're high in potassium and fiber. Oh, and sweet, sweet sodium
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
'Idiot' husband pretends to name newborn Carter Barack Obama. Oh, and don't forget his sister and brother: Brooke Trout and John Elway. Have fun sleeping on the porch, pal
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this evocative Egyptian
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(Atom)
 
 
 
Robin Williams and a coke addict in a Geico parody (AND a coke addict?)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"One thing that's always bothered me about Thanksgiving is that it doesn't have nearly enough meat in it"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dog drives car into coffee shop in New York. Your dog wants latte
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving is a time fraught with awkward family issues, especially when the rest of your clan is planning to spend the day performing an exorcism on you to cure you of your mental illness
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
European legislators considering new laws to prevent the theft of virtual goods. Your 43rd level night-elf thief's days are numbered
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Horse shoes. New hotness: Horse leg warmers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
They say cleanliness is next to Godliness, for one reason you probably hadn't thought of
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In between fart jokes, creator of Family Guy claims that science is "undervalued and degraded"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
After LaMar started upping his visits to the tanning salon to 5 days a week, his girlfriend Shaniqua became suspicious. "It dawned on me.....hey, we're black, why would he go to a tanning salon anyway?"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Canada to rule on whether fat people should have to pay for two seats on an airplane. Midgets are following the case closely and hoping for half-price travel
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Paralysed bunny hoppy with her new wheels
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(Google)
 
 
 
Four Nordic countries pledge 4.6 billion dollars to Iceland amidst threats of new Bjork video
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Treasury Department introduces video-game like achievements for consumers to stimulate economy
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Yugo reaches the end of the line. Serbians, comedians inconsolable
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(UPI)
 
 
 
People are shocked to learn that inhaling bug bombs is not good for their health
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD caught on video celebrating Obama's victory with New Yorkers in a manner familiar to protestors and bicyclists
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
When you're a Prime Minister, and your office is surrounded by protesters, and 24 of them are killed or wounded in a grenade attack but they still don't leave, you've got problems
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Seven-legged spider drawing sells for $10,000 on eBay. Revised eight-legged drawing expected to go for millions
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(Ringo Fire)
 
 
 
Serial toilet and porta potty arsonist captured. Now back to the regularly scheduled war on terrorism
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
The Melbourne, Florida hooker roundup evidently snared a librarian, judging by the mugshot
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Spitzer's prostitute says being a hooker is no different than going on a date and "hooking up" with someone you barely know
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pakistan to US: "Please to stop the firing of the missiles into our country. Again."
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Student spider project aboard Endeavor shows that in space, spiders lose all sense of symmetry. Webalarity ensues
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(CATO)
 
 
 
Today, the Wayback Machine takes us to a 1996 Cato Institute report lauding the benefits of privatizing social security and putting every individual's entire retirement in the hands of private fund managers
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(wdfn)
 
 
 
Dems pump brakes, flash high-beams at auto execs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
File a jobless claim this week? If so, you might've noticed the other 541,999 people waiting in line with you. That's a 16-year high for those of you at home keeping score
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The Metro asks if the ghost of a dog scored against England, reminds everyone why this paper has to be given away free
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Flight attendant lands plane after pilot's mental breakdown. I guess he never got over Macho Grande
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(AP)
 
 
 
Michigan is afraid that the demise of the big 3 car makers would spell doom for the uh... thriving... tourism. In other news, bwahahahaha
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania DOT announces plans to repair viaduct, causing potentially long detours for thousands. Residents heard asking "Viaduct? Why a no chicken?"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oregon town's mayor-elect transfixing national attention with a "purple top revealing impressive cleavage, with a tight black miniskirt, flowing red locks" (with hot pic)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew is helping his buddy Twitch from Z103 in Lex raise donations for kids this xmas. If you're near the Big K on Nicholasville, stop on by and say hi from 8-10am. Bring some toys too. Listen live via the link
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
♫ He's just a Sk8er Boi, no one you would employ, hiding cocaine in his boards. He's looking really pale, 'cause he's going to jail, where he'll learn to swallow swords ♪
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(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton: Open for business
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Last Boy Scout. The Sun is there
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bodacious bathing machine
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Remember guys, "separated" just means she's not in the room with you right now. Woman wants half of lotto prize won by her husband she separated from in 1982
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(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Barking mad German cops set new standards in stakeout technology: tree suits
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(Daily Comet)
 
 
 
It's one thing to get upset at a neighbor who complains about your sister's smelly pets. It's entirely another to don a full Nazi WWII uniform, stuff it with ammo, and arm yourself with a 8mm Mauser to settle things
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman named "sexiest man alive", "best porn name"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Glasses? Check...Lawnmower? Check...Bullet catching cellphone? Check. With dented cell phone pic
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Not news: woman dies after being struck by car. Fark: at three miles per hour
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(PhillyBurbs)
 
 
 
Bad day: You're a police officer charged with sexually assaulting three young girls. Incredibly bad day: While searching your house, investigators stumble across your stash of homemade cow sex videos
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 185: "The Inept Farktographer" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 19, 2008
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coroner's inquest into man who cut off his own head with chainsaw is complete; turns out he died by cutting off his own head with chainsaw
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey Lance, you know who else only had one ball?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prison chess: NJ inmates vs. Princeton students. Don't drop the pawn
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The greatest conspiracy theories in history. In other news, skeptics of manmade global warming are now "conspiracy theorists."
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently the Pied Piper was a fake because Hamlin, Germany is still infested with rats
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Instead of giving a man a speeding ticket, officer swipes his Xbox 360
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall-hugger
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Seven cheerleaders indicted for hazing. Don't haze me, ho's
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(UPI)
 
 
 
An expert says people diagnosed with chronic illness tend to get angry
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
National newspaper runs out of ideas for Somali pirate images, runs music piracy images instead
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(via Romanesko)
 
 
 
Newspaper publisher graciously offers ink-stained wretches jobs parking cars at his private Christmas party
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman only remembers Sean Connery's voice. And that Indiana was the name of the dog
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
DOW falls below 8,000 for the first time since 2003. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
After you've been thrown out of the taxi for asking the driver to take you and your assault rifle down to the White House, the next step probably shouldn't be to try and catch the train
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(AP)
 
 
 
Sheriff's department apologize after undercover deputies tase pallbearer at funeral
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Magician predicts headlines two months in advance and tape records them. Will be listened to in front of an audience. If he's wrong, each person gets $100. If he's right, he should still get a real job
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(MLive)
 
 
 
Ann Arbor does one better than the Nebraska Drop Off Program-They have one for Felons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tucker Max thinks his unfinished movie can open as well as a movie that hasn't released yet, tests limits of unfounded ego and narcissism
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Final reminder: NJ Fark Party @ Surf Taco in Jackson this Saturday
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
If you've been giving naked bearhugs to joggers in Bucks County, put some clothes on man, it's 30 degrees out. Oh yeah, the police would also like a word with you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama to be featured in comic book marking the first time she has been proud of Captain America
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Who's got hockey tickets and a brand-new column and knows how to modulate deflector shield frequencies? This guy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When traveling to speak before Congress about how your company doesn't have enough money to stay afloat, flying there in your private luxury jet probably isn't the best way to make your case look legit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Sorry, bro", "My bad", and "Duude" are not acceptable responses when you are a drunk college student who started the California wildfires with a bonfire
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Welcome to Costco. Appliances are over there, kitchen items over there, and the grapes with black widow spiders in them are on aisle 12
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turkey price war begins in Ohio. I hear some radio station is giving them away. Just look for the helicopter over the mall parking lot. God as my witness
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Once again the MSM focuses on the truly needy in today's tough economy: Read the heart-wrenching tales of underwater stock options, $600,000 houses, and cancelled horseback riding lessons
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(DC Examiner)
 
 
 
Accomodating the eleventy billion people who will attend Barack Obama's inauguration will bankrupt DC city government financially, which perfectly complements their current ethical bankruptcy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Californians won't let things like monthly forest fires stop them from rebuilding in high risk, drought-ridden areas. Not when the government is picking up the tab
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Prostitute users face clampdown." Presumably for an extra payment
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Supermarket employee plays 'Killing In The Name Of' on in-store CD player. Overblown moral outrage on aisle four, please
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(tmj4)
 
 
 
A postal worker is caught smoking crack in her mail truck. Why, yes, it is Milwaukee.... how did you know?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Inmate gets $300,000 for evaporating genitals"
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
When West Virginia State Police denied having a ticket quota, they mean't they didn't have a single, uniform, statewide ticket quota. Each troop has a slightly different quota
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scarecrow
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
As if losing your baggage wasn't bad enough, airline loses elderly passenger in wheelchair. US Airways "Our bad, but hey...at least Gramma got a free trip to Puerto Rico."
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Westminster council officials fire the next volley in the War on Christmas, ban department store from playing carols because they're deemed "noise pollution"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Any story that leads off "cleaning his gun" and "drinking double shots of vodka" is sure to end in tragedy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The team behind a plan to open Chicago's first public high school aimed at gay and lesbian students pulled the plug today when they finally realized that there might be a slippery slope in that idea somewhere
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(tmj4)
 
 
 
Guy's house and land fall into lake when dam breaks. Asks for compensation. Told he owns the dam and may owe millions of dollars. Dam
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Newly released cockpit recordings from Blink-182 plane crash add nothing, but do give AP a chance to retell whole story as news
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh it's ON now. Apparently unaware of the average lifespan of people in his position, Al-qaeda's latest #2 calls Obama the Arabic equivalent of a "house negro"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Law mandating porn stores to close on state holidays ruled unconstitutional
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Remember when you used to punch your friend on the arm for each year of the birthday he was celebrating? Yeah, that's illegal now, too
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "The dog ate my homework". New hotness: "The Russians hacked into my computer"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
♫ When you go for a swim and something bites your limb, that's a moray ♪
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The automaker bailout is like giving a shaky alcoholic another bottle. He's gonna die eventually, you're just postponing it. Cut him off and send him to rehab now
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Cleveland doctor who claimed Elvis was alive and he was treating him may have DNA evidence to prove it. Don't worry, if wrong the King was just seen at the Lumberjack Festival in Wolverine, MI where he was the anchor on the tug-of-war team
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(NYSE)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons rings the opening bell at NYSE with his tongue
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Leaders upset that due to its large swinger community, Tampa will now see more ads for websites for people who want to have affairs. Apparently they've never heard of MySpace
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Cancel the Thanksgiving plans, grandma's in prison again
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
It's wise to take the bus home after attending a gourmet wine and food festival. Just not in the driver's seat
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Never hire a guy named pancake to move your double-wide
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republican senator on U.S. auto makers: "I don't think they have immediate plans to change their model, which is a model of failure."
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Harlem woman opens up extra-large can of whoopass on three teenage subway muggers. Law enforcement source: "She is one bad-ass mama"
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(WYFF4.com)
 
 
 
Three women arrested for stealing $465 worth of underwear (with "Do Not Want" picture trifecta)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
We looked. Then we saw him. Step in on the mat. We looked. And we saw him. Take his cat with a bat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man faces drug charges for peddling cookie dough and Orajel as crack, not realizing that Girl Scout thin mint cookies are already classified that way
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Indians sink pirates. Wait... what?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you a woman with a big brother? Blame him for your barren, dusty womb
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
First panels of the Jonestown memorial wall unveiled. Giant anthropomorphic glass pitcher seen lurking in background, biding his time
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut town falls for the old "Coming Soon Titti City - Adult entertainment" sign on the door gag
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Atheists enter the holiday greeting card market. "Reason's Greetings," everyone
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(The Herald)
 
 
 
"Man caught with penis in pasta jar" That's a spicy meataball
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So you want to be a Mountie? Be prepared for a polygraph test in which you'll be asked whether you've had sex with animals, the worst thing you've done while drunk, and if you've ever seriously thought about committing suicide
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fist
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you want to be a successful carjacker you need to learn to drive a standard
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Sorority girls become suspicious of self-defense instructor after he encourages them to gently rub his groin to escape a rear hold. Bonus: Girl-on-girl recreation of incident
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Trek Trailer Meets Smallville
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ted Stevens' re-election hopes go down the tubes
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Tue November 18, 2008
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lithuanian parliament names Arunas Valinskas as its speaker. This is equivalent to Howard Stern being named Speaker of the House
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Experts want to lift taboo on nursing home sex despite the ensuing increase in mental bleach need
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Astronette lubricating joint experiences eruption, prematurely lets go of sack. Climax of mission so far
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Couple discover as RV vacation in Florida with their pampered kangaroo and crippled goat wasn't what they were hoping for
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A Texas grand jury has indicted Vice President Dick Cheney and former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on charges related to the alleged abuse of prisoners. 62 more shopping days for Bush pardons
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Even if he's calling your girlfriend "bad names," don't get in a fight with a guy who wears a meat cleaver as a necklace
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(CW McCall)
 
 
 
Trucker crushed by 70,000 pounds of rocks. Would it be any better if he had been hauling 70,000 pounds of feathers?
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(BDCwire)
 
 
 
It's National Geography week and a survey says US kids couldn't find their asses with both hands
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(WTAM)
 
 
 
Woman treats head lice with highly combustible fuel, heats water with an open flame. Lice is now least of her problems
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Parents angry that a school board member sent a student a 'tough love' note complete with a line about a drop-out last seen at a convenience store "asking customers for money for wine and offering (oral sex) for money."
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The first rule of Pet Fit Club: you need to be 96% overweight cat. (with pic of fat-a** cat)
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Renting out your home to some stranger for the Obama inauguration, sure sounds like a great idea
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting journalism: "Bush and Clinton fit into the expectations of what earlier generations thought a president's wife should look like. Obama has the opportunity to break the mold."
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(Some Dumb Guy)
 
 
 
News: Prisoner escapes from Kentucky jail. Fark: Returns the same day, rings bell, and begs to come back in
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Why in 1770, if you had toothache, your best bet was to get totally hammered: 'Take astringent liquors'. If that didn't work, 'break the teeth into order by means of a strong pair of crooked pliers'
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(AP)
 
 
 
Apparently the global recession has hit heaven
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The perfect phone call should last nine minutes and 36 seconds. (Bonus pic cap)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Month-long weapons amnesty program nets swords, axes, bayonets, crossbows, throwing stars, nunchaku, two 19th century pistols, and an anti-tank rifle. Score
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(Some Squirrel)
 
 
 
Today: Nutsack squirrel died for your sins. Next Week: Nutsack squirrel spotted in grilled cheese sandwich
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today is World Toilet Day, with experts calling for an end to flushing toilets. Bonus pic of coolest. Toilet. Evar
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
School janitor wins $3 million in the lottery but vows to keep working at his old job. "I don't want this to change my style of living."
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seaside shelter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forty-five breast pumps missing; police searching for two lactating thieves
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Game wardens rescue female kakapo that couldn't kaka, due to sharp stick in a place even more uncomfortable than the back seat of a Volkswagen, which technically would have made it just a po
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Nestlé recalls nearly 900,000 Lean Cuisine frozen chicken dinners because they may taste even more like plastic than usual
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
High School employee buys beer in exchange for pics of boys' privates; Fark: Complains when he finds out pics were from the internets, not really from HS boys
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 2008 Write-in Roundup. Jesus gets 23 votes
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(Stinky)
 
 
 
Thinking only of others, man arrested after trying to steal $22 worth of deodorant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY'S STARVING, Oh wait, it's only the people that have been starving forever. EVERYBODY RESUME EATING
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
"How to Avoid iPod Ear Damage". Translation: How to Turn the Volume Down so the Entire Bus/Train Car Can't Hear You
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
70+ strippers sue Scores. That's how many, not how old
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
George has playdate today. Could be trouble if the man with the big yellow hat doesn't come out of the undisclosed location
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Crook robs convenience store. Makes wrong turn out of parking lot. Getaway truck breaks down. Takes taxi back down the road. Driver stops at same convenience store to ask for directions. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Attention Whore Helper)
 
 
 
Having trouble thinking of new douchey Facebook statuses? Then this tool is for you
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(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Michelle Malkin in 2004: Democrats can't win elections because they treat the American people like they're stupid. Michelle Malkin in 2008: The American people are stupid
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Tiny bladder helps save neighbours caught in housefire - With bonus quote "I'm not the hero. She's the hero. She had to pee"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman (?-CT) allowed to keep his Senate committee chairmanship after emerging from Harry Reid's office in a blue ninja outfit screaming 'Fatality'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you buy a vehicle with the proceeds of a wrongful death suit due to a drunk driver, you may not want to drink and drive in said vehicle
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Subpoena documents reveal CBS more worried about pleasing right than Bush being AWOL from Nat'l Guard duty, considered Limbaugh & Coulter for 'impartial' investigation of Dan Rather's story
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News cycle sputters. What to do, what to do? Hey... we haven't had a Natalee Halloway story in a while
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
I love bees. Bees love you. EVADE EVADE EVADE
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(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighter decides show off town's $165,000 specially customized fire truck to his lady-friend, resulting in epic fail (w/pic)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Alleged douchebag sues over his photo appearing in "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" book. With photo of said alleged douchebag
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
44-year-old stripper sues club that fired her for age discrimination. This thread is just fine without pictures of Saggy McSagerson
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(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Two Don King wannabes set up boxing match for 2-year-olds - with video goodness
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since Hugo Chavez took office, the homicide rate in Venezuela has tripled, and criminals run rampant. But at least he's helping the poor through socialism
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy horseface
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC officials preparing for a crowd of 4 million at Obama's Inauguration . Good thing the city government is well known for their competence and efficency, particularly in the area of public transit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
With the new vampire flick Twilight coming out soon news outlets feel compelled to write stories about "real vampires" that walk among us
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Best "Scarface" tribute ever. Ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boycott of Kentucky ends after state backs down on gambling domain forfeitures. "For some of us here the hardest part of this boycott has been abstaining from bourbon."
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for beating his girlfriend with undisclosed type of sandwich; possibly a club
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says she may stop taking all her clothes off in films - or as she calls it, "acting"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian Pastor reminds local Jews that they will "burn in a hell worse than the Holocaust" unless they convert to his more tolerant religion
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Drew Peterson may seek a divorce, which would be a lot like a decapitated person wanting to get a botox treatment
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If history is any guide, Obama may not have thought his cunning "Team of Rivals" plan all the way through
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
It's going to be 30 degrees in Florida for an hour or two. TODOS PANICO
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(WTMJ)
 
 
 
10-point white buck shot near Milwaukee, the first white Milwaukee Buck with double-figure points in decades
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Spider goes missing on International Space Station. What could possibly go wrong?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Dikes endanger suckers
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(AP)