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Sun October 19, 2008
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nanny state blows $300,000 on a helpline for Cherokee speakers even though nobody in the entire country speaks Cherokee
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(159)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays will officially bring more cowbell to the World Series
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(438)
 
(Portland Tribune)
 
 
 
Safeway clerk Sarah Palen not amused that strangers keep harassing her all the time about her name. Just kidding, she's quite amused: "I don't know why I'm working at Safeway"
source: portlandtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
His partner's name is what?
source: gainesville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Switzerland places ban on the humiliation of plants. Wait...What?
source: planetsave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For $799 a night, two guests inside the Guggenheim Museum can privately sleep in a luxury double bed with a wet bar mounted on one of four revolving glass discs that makes a complete rotation every two hours
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(77)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Photoshop something more positive for this stock trader to do
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(83)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Is there a tinfoil hat big enough for the Christian Science Monitor? Conspiracy theorists heard chuckling in the background
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(187)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
An interview with the woman who is editing the updated edition of "The Joy of Sex", which will include illustrations of people actually enjoying themselves
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(155)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK survey identifies most likely causes of death according to location. Apparently most people killed while surfing the net were aaarghhh my chest someone help me I can't brea
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(47)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Parents upset by plans to update the scout's motto of "Be Prepared" to include condoms
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(94)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Tanzanian albinos stage protest to shed light on murders commited by witch doctors, ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang, walla walla bing bang
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark challenged police arrest 89 year old woman after she takes neighbor kid's football THAT WAS IN HER YARD. Don't the cops know old people HATE kids in their yard?
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(248)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fish eggs, fish eggs, roly-poly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, power plant CHUM
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smiling shoe shifter
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now a thread just for the powderheads on Fark
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ten main reasons you should not skimp on sleep, even if clowns ARE going to eat you
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(110)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Are you ready for the annual collection of "flu season is here, EVERYBODY PANIC" articles? Too bad, because they're starting already
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tampopo is still the best noodle and food movie ever made
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men's reactions peak...ow, my balls...at age 39
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(60)
 
(Newsweek)
 
NewsFlash
 
On "Meet the Press", Colin Powell says he will vote for Sen. Obama
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(1211)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study shows drinking a lot of coffee shrinks women's breasts. In related news, hundreds of Starbucks stores are being picketed by bra-hat wearing male activist members of the "Breast Liberation Front."
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Religious dispute prevents critical repairs on ancient church. From TFA: "A wooden ladder has remained on a ledge just above the main entrance since the 19th Century - because no-one can agree who has the right to take it down."
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doughnuts. Truly the food of the gods
source: themaineedge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Advertising blockheads blast Lego over "gender stereotypes" in toy catalog
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Karl Marx's "Das Kapital", which railed against capitalism, is selling very well during current economic crisis
source: fe7.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this balancing act
source: brianw.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
In an effort to hold on to the title of #1 Nanny State, UK government will now require passports to buy cell phones
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Private investigators will no longer need to have sex with prostitutes to gather evidence against illegal brothels."
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(41)
 
(Occupy.com)
 
 
 
Abducted 6-year-old Cole Puffinburger found alive
source: lasvegasnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Alberta seen as "a prime location for terrorists" as a bunch of people who dress funny, openly carry guns and don't speak comprehensible English just blends right in in backwaters like Calgary or High Level
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry on the U.S. South: "I'd rather be curled up in a snowy cabin with a hot whisky or, quite frankly, a Horlicks than I would spend half an hour in this rotting place"
source: pinknews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(338)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Soldiers in the 4th BCT from Fort Carson have racked up five kills in the past fourteen months......and that's just in Colorado
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(113)
 
(Mlive.com)
 
 
 
Not news: man arrested at car wash. News: for receiving sexual favors. Fark: from a vacuum
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(71)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
After his partner died to machine gun fire, Leo Major single handedly caused the Germans to surrender a Dutch town. Today, everyone in Zwolle respectfully removed themselves from his lawn
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(137)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Jamaica puzzled by theft of beach"
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ad placement Fail
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Job candidate sues man who masturbated during interview. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The toilets with the best views in the world. And they are awesome (pics)
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(108)
 


Sat October 18, 2008
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
After getting busted for driving 163 MPH in a 45 MPH zone, possessing cocaine and marijuana, running a red light and driving the wrong way on a one way street, maybe your first words to the cop shouldn't be "I'm drunk"
source: firstcoastnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this octocube
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(41)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
A man chasing a stray cat around his house with a loaded shotgun shoots himself in foot
source: greenevillesun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Damn, those Brits are classier at everything. Even crime
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(19)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bush beluga foible bamboozles bulbous bouffant blocking blubber mukluks
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(88)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
There's no limit to what they'll spend on bling, vehicles, and entourages...rappers want to give YOU some sound financial advice
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman with five dead husbands and a dead son is out of jail and back on the market, gentlemen
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(49)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The New Yorker challenges the webcomic XKCD to a cartoon-off
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(226)
 
(kpho)
 
 
 
Not news: Police officer of thirteen years diagnosed with rare form of blood cancer. News: Applies for medical retirement and receives medical family leave instead. Fark: Fired for using up all his medical leave time
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(113)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Eyeless two-pound cat fights home burglar, kicks burglar's ass. Burglar retires to life of confusion and shame
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(75)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rugby game allowed to resume moments after player collapses, dies. Time was called to roll the body off the field before it interfered with play
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(117)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
83 year old grandmother faces jailtime, or a $3,000 fine, because her garage was turned into a bedroom 30 years ago before she bought the house, and she can't afford to convert it back to a garage
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(194)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Changed your Facebook status to single? That's a hacking with a meat cleaver
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(107)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pink Tasers supplant tupperware as the modern women's party product (with scary pic)
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(82)
 
(Some Plumber's Helper)
 
 
 
The real Joe the Plumber got a flood of calls on Thursday, but they slowed to a drip by Friday. Today they are tapped out
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(100)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Wolves outperform both pet dogs and shelter dogs in intelligence tests. Your stupid dog wants a tutor
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you seem to have misplaced your $50,000 camera, this TSA officer has it on eBay for you
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(257)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I think I'm turning communist, I think I'm turning communist, I really think so
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(234)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hot chick who stole the identities of family and friends and went on a $100k spending binge with her BF is sentenced to 5 years in bend me over prison. [with "like the angry fist of God" photo goodness]
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(147)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
A man fell off of a ladder / You'd think that his head would be split / But good luck was with him that morning / He fell in a big tank of ... Shaving Cream
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
126 amusing freeze-frame photos
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(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After 20 years, two Chinese Farmers complete their Formula 1 race car replica as a tribute to their late father. Bonus: Its made out of trash
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this secretive model
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(41)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Guess why the sexual harassment instructor is suing her employer. Take your time, and check the tag first
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(112)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The cutest video of hissing, growling, vile and hateful little death monsters you'll see today
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man tells his family he got a Purple Heart in Vietnam. After his death, family is going through discharge papers and finds out that after SIX tours, he earned over 100 medals
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(358)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Qantas forced to censor in-flight internet content as other airlines around the world quickly realize most of the flying public surf for porn
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(31)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Today's dope-smoking, drug-taking, student-banging teacher brought to you by Eustis. With mugshot that suggests she'll be doing some time
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baltic States may be in the "danger zone" according to eminent economists, Kenny Loggins
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(38)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man minding his own business can't understand what all the fuss is about. All he did was ride his bike past a school with the barrel of his shotgun sticking out of his bag
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(52)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
High-school cheerleaders suspended after performing while drunk. Spectators caught on when the "Let's Go Team" cheer suddenly changed to "Go F*ck Yourself"
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(68)
 
(WBBM 780)
 
 
 
Chess coach makes rookie mistake by not realizing cops would check his emails, is captured by police for sending pics of his students to prison inmate, which was an illegal move. Pawned
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Chinese product recall due to melamine contamination involves... *drumroll* a chocolate-flavored penis spread. Seriously. Penis spread
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you plan to break into a house and rob it, make sure the inhabitants are not employees of the UFC
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(23)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The forgotten, voiceless victims of the credit crunch? Mimes. Mime spokesman, when asked to comment: *Hands go in pockets* *searchs for wallet* *makes crying gesture with fingers*
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(47)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
New York bans bug bombs since a few dozen idiots can't read instructions; representatives of Albany's powerful cockroach lobby celebrate with cigars and your new box of cereal
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Woman aquitted of attacking her boyfriend's ex-lover. Fark: She's a lingerie model and yes, there's a pic (if lingerie is not safe for your work, then not safe for work)
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker holding his big pole
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Filipino authorities liken organ selling to prostitution. Sounds about right
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazy carousel horse
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(57)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cat survives gunshot, needs leg amputated, but is back in action just in time for Caturday
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(378)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's worst driver
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Creepy molester clown, urban legend, resurfaces in Chicago
source: cbs2chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gosh darn kids make a freaking pledge to try like heck not to curse. Fark
source: kitsapsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dogs eat man's car. Again. "I know it isn't the prettiest car, but it didn't deserve that"
source: ntnews.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The infamous World War II bombing of Dresden wasn't as dramatic as your grandfather made it out to be
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientist develops computer program to decipher and translate languages. Of aliens. From outer space. With cheezy alien pic
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When your stage name is "Human Speed Bump" and you perform at state fairs, things like this are bound to happen from time to time
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy teaches pet rats to surf. In other news, ABC greenlights Adolecent Radioactive Samurai Rats for Saturday Mornings
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
More and more parents discover that Legos are better than a cheaply made, lead-riddled toy from China
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
No, you can't have back the teen you drove to Nebraska and abandoned to "scare him". Not yours
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Afghanistan version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire": "Who wants win $21,000 and a couple of goats"
source: fe28.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(mlive)
 
 
 
Workers find walkway made from grave markers at Ann Arbor home. It's an Eerie mystery
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Sporker)
 
 
 
Quote: "It isn't that a spork is inherently deadly, Olson said. It's the manner in which it was used"
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Youtube encouraging people to break Kentucky state law
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 


Fri October 17, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this circular enclosure of color
source: artdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Two guys fulfill dream and open "World of Beer", a bar featuring 500-600 kinds of beer from all over the world
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(167)
 
(DUI Blog)
 
 
 
Police were trained to reboot breathalyzer machines to quietly cancel tests that were not giving desired results
source: duiblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you happen upon a six foot tall camel who answers to the name Moses traveling with a tiny pony sidekick, Coco a Texas zoo would like them back
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(38)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Americans blamed for ruining parenting the same way they've wrecked everything else, from ice hockey to beer
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot chicks, rotten kids headline this week's mugshot roundup
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(197)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Much to some teens' dismay, principal reminds students they have to keep their clothes on during the homecoming dance. "It's not like you're going to get pregnant by dancing."
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I can't believe it. It's like, unbelievable. It's like, all of a sudden I see a guy coming and he looks like my dad and I'm like, wait, that's my dad"
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Math mistake" results in more than 400 layoffs in school district
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Postal worker suspected of stealing underwear arrested while wearing stolen thong. Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that
source: theherald.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first Zeppelin to fly over the United States since the Hindenburg in 1937 takes off. What could possibly go wrong?
source: kbmt12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Cop tasers 15-year-old at party after drinking with them all night. Investigators say only lead on finding the victim is a Hawaii driver's license (video)
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(56)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Recession getting you down? Rake in $40k a year as a registered panhandler
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(50)
 
(WCAX)
 
 
 
If your Day Care provides for more children than legally allowed, locking the extras in a shed during a state inspection may earn you even more trouble
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man decides his life is more important, moves active ambulance that was blocking him. Bonus: he was illegally parked in a loading zone. Fark: alcohol was inolved
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(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
South Korean shipping company pays ransom to Somali pirates, ensuring this sort of thing will never happen again
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best friends for 30 years discover they're actually sisters. You're watching Lifetime
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Community speed monitoring program places radar guns in citizen's hands. As if the HOA didn't have enough power already
source: officer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Chicago Tribune endorses Barack Obama, first time it has endorsed a Democrat in its 161 year history
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(278)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline "voters souring on McCain while Obama stays steady" Which is either wildly inaccurate or Bob Barr is headed to one helluva showing
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(192)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drunk on power and without the incentive of failure, socialized banks lose all interest in helping homeowners. But don't worry, it will be different in the US
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(149)
 
(My Fox Colorado)
 
 
 
Guy who got glued to a toilet seat at Home Depot and sued the store a few years ago, is found dead inside his Colorado mountain home
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(131)
 
(CFOSnafu)
 
 
 
Some collection companies get results by sending out costumed debt collectors including bagpipe players. Isn't that against the Geneva Convention or something?
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(56)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Draw, point, *BANG*. Draw, point, *BANG*. Dr*BANG*
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tower of power
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(57)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Women charged with running a brothel across the street from a church. "It was busier than a fast-food drive-through"
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(333)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Hawaii, the only state with universal child health coverage, is no longer the only state with universal child health coverage because it stopped the program after only seven months
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(582)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a fake cop, don't be a dumbass and pull over your next door neighbor
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Best criminal T-shirt mugshot EVAR
source: nky.cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(280)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Meh: Reporter goes through TSA security with fake boarding pass and other prohibited goodies. Fark: Multiple times
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(176)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
To prove he gave up his illegal pet monkey a Los Angeles man shows the judge a picture of his monkey surrounded by red, white and green decorations reading a Mexican newspaper. Right, none of those things can be found in LA
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexican cartels: Gimme the money or your wilderness gets it. National Park Service: lolwut
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Swat team bursts into home with tear gas, break down every door and point a gun at the head of an elderly man taking care of infant, only to find out suspect hasn't lived there for over 6 years
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(110)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Explosion at a Dalton, Ga., law firm results in multiple injuries, schools placed on lockdown
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(88)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Sir, is that a pipe bomb in your suitcase? Uh, no, no that's fireworks
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Masturbating while naked in a park, with a metal rod stuck in your penis is no way to go through life, son. (with creepy mug shot)
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(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen stabbed outside of Friendly High School. Irony Police admit oversight, increase presence at Neighborly Middle
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(37)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Two men catch four foot long iguana and don't know what to do with it. The end
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(87)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Wearing a Palin shirt to middle school? That's racist
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(802)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
12-year-old student thrilled to find out that her wetting herself in a time-out room is now national news, with a picture just for maximum embarrassment
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(299)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Toddler finds parents' marijuana stash, eats some, promptly eats every single Dorito in the house
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(233)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Corporate welfare is a good and decent thing, just like the New Deal was
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(155)
 
(Salem News)
 
 
 
"You treat 'em like kids. It becomes almost like part of the family. Having them blown up in some ways doesn't seem right"
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(58)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Six year-old girl recovers from dog mauling just in time to be diagnosed with brain cancer. Apparently having to live in Saskatchewan wasn't punishment enough
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(140)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Taliban still apparently unaware they started a major war with the wrong people
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(362)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Welcome to another round of FDIC Friday. To win, simply guess which bank failures will be anounced later today. Everyone can play
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(172)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"He grabbed a mouse from a woman's cleavage, pretended to eat it, and killed it in the process"
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(73)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to my penis?
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(79)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
And today's School Bus Driver of the Year entry comes to us from: NYC
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bewildered, banana-eating boy
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(52)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Woman claims that she and her horse make up a herd and that the state should find them a home together
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(54)
 
(Joplin Globalists)
 
 
 
Joplin schoolboard says tattooed employees send wrong message, veterans included. However, teachers' tramp stamps found to be helpful
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(257)
 
(asahi.com)
 
 
 
Japanese fugu chef poisoned after eating potentially lethal liver. "If we could have our way, we would like to revoke his license for such stupidity"
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not content with attempting to build nuclear weapons, Iran attempts to break world record, build 1,500m long intercontinental ostrich sandwich
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post endorses Barack Obama
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(461)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brit banned from serving kebabs with corpse on the side
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman stopped for expired inspection sticker. Fark: with 78 pot plants in the back seat
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(33)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
It's official: liberals are messier than conservatives
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(175)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Homeless teen says he killed college student because "he was bored," will soon get bored in prison
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these parking metres
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In an effort to appear less uptight than Dubai, nanny state to legalize public sex
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(92)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Beam drifting and you: weaponized microwave and millimeter wave beams, explosive-driven electromagnetic pulse devices, laser induced plasma channel systems, non-lethal directed energy devices, and atomic-scale and subatomic particle beams
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(138)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cancer schmancer. Just eat two pots of yoghurt a day and you'll live to be 127
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(107)
 


Thu October 16, 2008
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A leading theologian says the most absurd thing about religion is all those robes priests have to wear
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(198)
 
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
In space, no one can hear you scream... but at least it smells nice
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(99)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Germany discovers 2,100 undetonated WWII bombs lying in a field, wastes chance for most awesome Oktoberfest fireworks ever
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(84)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old arrested for seeing if sticks and stones can really break the bones of a pregnant teacher (w/ 'sad snowflake' mugshot)
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(341)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Arguing with a fellow student over $4 missing from his backpack? That's a steak-knife-stabbin'
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(22)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CDC study on "car surfing" concludes that injuries will occur if the following criteria is met; A: Car is moving, B: You're on it, not in it, C: It's August, D: You said "Hey guys, watch this"
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(61)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Instead, he allegedly grabbed the pilot's crotch shouting: 'I am not going to behave myself'"
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(65)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Dentist offers $1 per pound in Halloween candy buy back, then sends sweets to troops overseas
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(86)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that people with internet experience who search the internet use more of their brains, fewer of their hands
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(69)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Domestic terrorists have successfully attacked Canadian gas pipeline near Dawson Creek for the second time. Pacey held for questioning
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(104)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clown for ages four and up
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for burning a lower case "t" in his front yard
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(175)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you are going to go buy smokes dressed as an ape to win a bet with your girlfriend, better make sure there aren't any warrants for your arrest first. The More You Know
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two sisters arrested for stealing a check from their other sister who was in the hospital, but mugshots the real story is (w/ Yoda pic)
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(132)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mom takes her 12-year old daughter to a park to fight another 12-year old, then jumps in when it appears her daughter is losing
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In 1944, a science fiction story was published that detailed the workings of an atomic bomb - fourteen months before the first successful atomic explosion - thus prompting a Federal security agency to investigate
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(108)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Facing a credit crunch, Brits have taken to dodging rounds at the pub, "borrowing" cigarettes and stealing toilet paper rolls from the loo
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(54)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
Want to share your most intimate secrets with the world via the internet? Try Facebook, MySpace or the City of Indianapolis' website
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(40)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II uploads video in Google visit, promptly fueling online sex tape speculation
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(26)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oil drops below $70 a barrel on speculation that Joe the Plumber broke Nancy Reagan's pelvis
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(187)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Bowhunter saves his son's life by shooting 500-pound grizzly bear in the heart with perfectly aimed arrow. Future exploits to include storming castle, rescuing maid Marion
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(170)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Austin police deliver baby girl on side of highway, promptly cite her for disrupting traffic
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez has his constituents convinced that the US is about to invade Venezuela and take all its oil and beauty queens
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(376)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Caught on film: CNN analyst would rather check Facebook, MLB.com than analyze presidential debates
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(106)
 
(MyFox Houston)
 
 
 
Deputy Dwight Schrute takes down 8-point buck in Houston area office building
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(67)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Guess who's back, back again, creepy gnome's back, tell a friend (video)
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(103)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"A what? I nearly soiled meself" "Bu' tha's no ardinerry rahbeet Beeg sharp, nastie fangs""
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NJ gets a jump on clearing up the deficit by billing man $400 Million
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors discover new condition called "Mobile Phone Dermatitis." Can you heal me now?
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(43)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Commie squirrels become immune to biological warfare. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(50)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate examines the FAIL phenomenom
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(222)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Beer bottle broken over one man's head leads to retaliation with a metal car jack. Four men arrested. Best baby shower ever
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(46)
 
(NBC15 News)
 
 
 
Man burglarizes beauty shop dressed in heels and blonde wig. Come for the story...stay for the pic
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(50)
 
(Some OW MY LEG)
 
 
 
Do not get drunk and "carjack" a backhoe...he might be packin'
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(23)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Guy leaves infant in car while he goes into strip club. Bonus: car is unlocked and keys are inside. Double Bonus: His wife is inside working the pole. Triple Bonus: he was getting a lapdance from another girl
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(104)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Baltimore health officials say residents in one affluent neighborhood live on average two decades longer than their neighbors in a distressed neighborhood across town. Wait, there are affluent neighborhoods in Baltimore now, what?
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(92)
 
(Some Grunt)
 
 
 
National Boss Day. Share your worst or best boss experiences. Voting enabled for humor
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(390)
 
(The Thinking Blog)
 
 
 
Renters score deep discounts on apartments where suicides, murders or deaths have occurred. Here comes the seance
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toyota reveals its new Pious.. oops Prius
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(305)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you thought the stock market corrections and credit fiasco weren't enough to foretell the End of Days, Britney Spears has her second #1 single after "Baby One More Time"
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(106)
 
(M.E.N)
 
 
 
If you don't know the PIN code for bank cards you stole, do not go back to the same ATM 50 times & just guess. Also, look out for the CCTV
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Analysts predicting that hard financial times will prevent American consumers from buying much-needed big-screen TVs and digital cameras. Dude, that's what credit cards are for
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(79)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Maryland asks registered sex offenders to display "No candy at this residence" Halloween stickers to warn families. Says they won't fall for "...but there are puppies in the backyard" again
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(108)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
When a police officer warns you that you need a light on your bike there is no reason to tell him you have been banging a 13-year-old girl
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(124)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Repair work begins on the Berlin Wall for some damn reason or other
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Doctor to nurse: "Hey check this out.... I put these metal shavings on this coma patient's face, and just like that kid game, I use this magnet to rearrange his 'beard' LOL." --- Patient: "hey...WTF?"
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In Dubai, "sex on the beach" gets served with a three month jail sentence chaser
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Retired law enforcement officer, busted by a red-light camera, sues because his constitutional rights were violated
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(110)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
CPR needs to be done at the tempo of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees to be effective. Or, if you're not feeling terribly optimistic, "Another One Bites the Dust", by Queen
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your teenage pupils may indeed be naughty, naughty girls, but it's still a bad idea to spank them in class
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(131)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
City of Houston offering cash prizes for suggestions as to what to make of Ike-related tree debris. If you can make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl, you could win $10,000
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(48)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
"Joe the Plumber" mentioned more times than Iraq in last night's debate
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(541)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
MIT hacks over the years, how do they drive those cars up to the roof anyway?
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Forget pundit opinions, polls, and the like...the real barometer of who's going to win the presidential election is when bookies start paying off on Obama bets three weeks early
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eight-year olds are now converting their pencil sharpeners into knives. Don't they know the pen is mightier?
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stupid Criminal of the Day: Burger King robbery nets two uniform caps, three jackets and a 12 pack. A 12 pack of invisible tape. No way he's going to tape his way out of this one
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this student of photography
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(37)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
The last remaining survivor of the Titanic disaster is selling off mementoes to pay for her hursing home fees. Maybe she shouldn't have thrown the necklace back
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The funniest pictures of upside-down dogs turned right-side up you'll see all day
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court chooses immunity idol, refuses to hear ground-breaking Naked Survivor Guy vs. IRS appeal
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
There were more traffic fatalities in Medieval times than there are today. Suck it Anabaptists
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(36)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
When exacting your road rage with a sword, make sure to keep an eye on oncoming traffic. There can BE ONLY ONE . . . in the passing lane
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(48)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wild Runts: Britians children turn feral and terrorize neighbourhood: "Some of these kids are so small some might think it unbelievable for us to be terrified of them"
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(131)
 
(wigantoday)
 
 
 
Woman tells media that she's really concerned about her stolen dog, because it doesn't speak a word of English
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cold and busted: Melting icecaps. New hotness: Trees in Northern Europe retaining their leaves until January. I'm dreaming of a Green Christmas
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(57)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Not News: Good samaritan offers his mobile home to homeless family for $600 a month. Florida: Homeless family files a restraining order against him and sues him for his trailer
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(161)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists find that bonding with a mate changes each person's brain chemistry, causing women to close up the sex buffet, and men to long for the sweet release that death brings
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(146)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Man sues strip club after pole-dancing stripper loses shoe, which flies into ceiling, breaks glass mirror on ceiling and hits him in the head. Rube Goldberg unavailable for comment
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(51)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Jews try and put the kibosh on the speculative real estate market around Jerusalem's Temple Mount -- many expect home prices in the area to skyrocket soon following the return of the Messiah
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Basement dwellers rejoice. For about $40, you can sound like a Star Wars storm trooper. Batteries and ability to miss everything you aim at not included
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(63)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Father of a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I shall be dug up by archeologists, in this life or the next
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(78)
 
(My Fox Colorado)
 
 
 
Gun-toting Governor Palin has women buying up pink hunting rifles en masse
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(328)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Fairytale characters in the real world
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
AIG did it again. This time, $86K for a hunting trip. In England
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(310)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thanks to your raging alcoholism, your parents will probably live longer than you. Booze: What can't it do?
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(160)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A British restaurant chain has started serving up pizza with FROGS' LEGS topping. Animal rights activists are, rather predictably, hopping mad
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(190)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 180: "See You at the Fair." Details and rules in the first post. LGT next week's theme
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(167)
 


Wed October 15, 2008
(Creative Review)
 
 
 
British artists build birdhouses based on dictators' palaces; Jimmy Carter likes the Castro, Mugabe and Ceausescu models in particular, whereas Kissinger goes for something a little more Pinochety
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(31)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Porky Pig plaything
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(54)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Wall built so youths can "practice" graffiti is vandalized by graffiti before it opens
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Transgender elementary school music teacher leaves class as a soprano and comes back as a bass, angering parents and totally confusing the wood section of the school orchestra
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(204)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
There is a battle being waged between those who make good beer and those who make evil beer
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(89)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Dear parents: The health department has advised the high school teaching staff that we have a nasty AIDS bug going around the campus this semester, please have Johnny tested for HIV
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(180)
 
(MyFox Phoenix)
 
 
 
Picture shows HOT cheerleading coach partying with her HOT 18 year-old daughter. Fark: Daughter was holding a Coors can. Oops
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(190)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man charged for DUI. In his wheelchair
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(65)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Presidential Debate, Part Three. Official thread. Who wants to buy a T-Shirt?
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(4138)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Top lieutenant to Martin Luther King Jr. apparently also had a dream. Unfortunately his involved having sex with his daughter, so now he'll have to wait 15 years to be "free at last"
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(81)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Bridesmaid requirements: Ugly dress...check, stupid hat...check, nose job...check, boob job...check
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(162)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Getting caught with 4.4 pounds of pot is bad. The police finding your little yellow legal pad with all your customers names on it is much worse. Bonus: 4.4 pounds is now worth $22k
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(101)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Son, I wouldn't do that." Talking CCT cameras to warn off hoons thinking of starting trouble
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Don't tase me boar"
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(27)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Guy crawls under mobile home while it's precariously balancing on concrete blocks. What could possibly go wrong?
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(70)
 
(California Democrat)
 
 
 
Grandparents build their grandaughters a 450 sq. ft. playhouse. Complete with AC, lights, water, heat and a garage for their tiny electric cars
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(129)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
It might be better for Western women if they went back to arranged marriages. "One of the strengths of arranged marriages is that both parties are ready. How much easier that must be."
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(184)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today is Global Handwashing Day. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants
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(117)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
After police fail to find a missing four-year old in his home using infared technology to search for him, issue alert. Hours later, boy crawls out from under his mother's bed where he had been sleeping
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(140)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Before stuffing your gob with microwaved chicken, make sure it was pre-cooked
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(109)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Normally, the odds against winning the lottery are such that it's no big deal if one accidentally runs a lottery ticket through the washing machine. Normally, that is
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Navy officer receives purple heart, $331,000 from victims fund after lying about being injured in 9/11 Pentagon attacks. Feds became suspicious when he ran NYC marathon in under 4 hours
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(63)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently even Boston's famous Citgo sign is playing with more fire than the Red Sox are
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(98)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cheney leaves hospital after doctors use rock polisher to fix defect in his heart
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: New official music book distributed to all primary schools. Still not news: Includes "La Cucaracha." Fark: The version of "La Cucaracha" about the cockroach who can't get up because he's smoked too much weed
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(88)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Blogger resigns after calling Sarah Palin's prop children a "Prop"
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(354)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Stupid: Nebraska Senator files lawsuit against God. Obvious: Judge throws it out. Fark: Because there's no way to serve papers to the defendant
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated ranks all NFL stadiums from best to worst. Giants Stadium ranked 22nd. "Jets Stadium" ranked 29th
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(258)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
From the town that brought you the ban on foie grae and drinking during baseball games, Chicago now introduces a ban on little ziploc bags
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(203)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
You mean al Qaeda ISN'T sitting in their caves, waiting for BART to allow sippy cups?
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(169)
 
(Redding.com)
 
 
 
When grandma dies do you 1) cremate her in a backyard BBQ 2) keep cashing her retirement checks 3) fashion a piece of her skull bone into a necklace 4) all of the above (with spiffy mugshots)
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(180)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Tokyo rockabillies
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(44)
 
(WSB-TV)
 
 
 
Man with neurological disease making him barely able to move his arms somehow finds the strength to go on a rampage at Atlanta's airport, forcing police to beat and arrest him
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama campaign accidentally sends pre-debate post-debate talking points to press pre-debate
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(868)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chicago couple receives a $9,501,071 parking ticket for parking over two hours. They are entitled to a hearing on the matter or could plead guilty and simply pay the fine
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(70)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Free flu shots for seniors. News: More than 300 old guys went. Fark: It was at a nudie bar
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(61)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Failed suicide bomber admits Giraffe restaurant gaffe
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When you throw a party at your house, you really shouldn't leave $140,000 in cash lying around
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(70)
 
(State Journal Register)
 
 
 
Woman learns her decorated veteran boyfriend is not the toughest guy in the park
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(155)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pony gets wasted, wakes up being rescued from neighbour's pool by firefighters. "Just a bit of horseplay, officers"
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British Library acquires "major" Ted Hughes archives including letters, manuscripts, unpublished poems and an oven that was only ever used by wife Sylvia Plath once
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(46)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
1,528-pound pumpkin takes blue ribbon at World Championship in California, narrowly edging out Kirstie Alley
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(45)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Math professor goes missing in Oregon during hike. Family are praying for a sine he's still alive
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(131)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
St. Vincent De Paul Church would like to thank you for your generosity, but request that you please refrain from depositing possums in the charity bin
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(38)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Woman, 61, and her husband are suing Delaware hospital because she didn't die
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(87)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
Four jumbo jets full of passengers may or may not have been redirected through thunderstorms to help train an air traffic controller student
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Perhaps the greatest time-waster you'll see this week -- play with sand, like you did when you were little
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know that Florida congressman who replaced Mark Foley, but was having an affair? Well, after the publicity of that, more women he was having affairs with are coming out of the woodwork
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Makers of the Whizzinator plead guilty to federal drug paraphernalia charges
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(144)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Auto service center charges 80-year-old man over $10,700 in auto repairs. Dinner, movie not included
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(77)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dick Cheney experiences abnormal heart rhythm while throwing bags of puppies into a river
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(606)
 
(KBTX)
 
 
 
You have a beef with a TV station. Do you: A) Write a stern letter? B) Send an angry email? Or C) Chase employees on your bike and throw a cinder block at the station's live van?
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(20)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Spider-Man has his Havoc suit back -- and they're taking a tour of Japan
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman who claimed to be mother of 14 children jailed for social security fraud after investigator spots her wearing pants
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(36)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
♪ From the land of holy terror (terror)... comes the beer refreshing... Hamas, the beer refreshing... ♪
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(34)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
U.S. soldier vows to leave no dog behind
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Online sex offender database. New hotness: Online traffic offender database
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(67)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Wanted: New No. 2 for Al-Qaida in Iraq. All applicants must have at least six months experience not getting killed by the U.S. Army
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for selling "hot snakes." No, that is not a euphemism (with scary snake-lady pic)
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(42)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Prankster swaps out conservative neighborhood's McCain signs for Obama signs. For some reason, this upset a few people
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(303)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since the 90s, over 100 drive-In theaters have opened or reopened, giving today's teenagers a chance to experience awkward, sweaty fumbling around a stick shift
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(155)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Baylor pays its admitted students to retake the SAT so that they can raise the university's average and help it go up in rankings
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(52)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sure, Wal-Mart might sell you an empty box instead of a laptop, but you bought it with a stolen credit card, so let's just call it even
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would-be hijacker to passengers: "This is a hijacking, I have a bomb." Passengers to would-be hijacker: "STFU, *smack* *pow*"
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(102)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Why we can't imagine death
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(550)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Dear Oil & Gas Pipeline Owners: Stop production and leave area immediately or we will strike again. Sincerely, Incompetent Bomb Makers
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop McCain and Obama into a movie poster
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(161)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Madonna: "I'm leaving you, Guy." Guy: "I'm not your Guy, friend." Madonna: "I'm not your friend, buddy." Guy: "I'm not your buddy, biatch"
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(165)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Ads for Maltesers and Jaffa cakes, the only two items of food to ever come out of Britain that normal people would willingly eat, banned because they're not health food
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Emails from Nigeria. New hotness: Calls from grandkids
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(40)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Britain's National Health Service plans to buy yachts to improve public health and sail to exotic lands firing broadsides at pirate insurance companies
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(48)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Half of persons under 30 in Britain don't know how to cook a potato
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(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serene 70s scene
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Omar HUSSEIN becomes hurricane, heads for U.S. Virgin Islands
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(57)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Don't shake hands with Brits
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(102)
 
(WHTM)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania judge rules that a woman can carry her gun to her son's soccer match
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(410)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
12,000 pounds of chicken attempt to cross Highway 101, with obvious results
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The English village of Coleford in Gloucestershire has already put up Christmas decorations
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(53)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Mayor of Auckland reassures the city's homeless by telling them that "they have just as much right to live in the city as stray cats"
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(75)
 


Tue October 14, 2008
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Next up on the list of things destroying the planet: Halloween
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(143)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Tank, load the jump program"
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(263)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plush moth
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(54)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
If you're going to purse-snatch from a granny, better make sure that she wasn't her school's 1953 cross-country champion
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(64)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thirsty? How about kicking back a shot of Louis XIII Black Pearl Magnum. It'll only set you back $3,000
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(146)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You want a seasonal job this holiday season? No, not yours
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(119)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A new study reveals that college students become more liberal in college, also that they like beer and want to have sex
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(332)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You're a business owner and you receive a ridiculous complaint. Do you a) give in to the customer's demand, b) tell them to fark themselves, or c) forward the email chain to a widely read website so everyone can join in the fun?
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(260)
 
(Readers Digest)
 
 
 
New York, famous cesspool of cosmopolitan elitists and haters of small town values, is ranked as the most courteous and polite city in the world
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(227)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Baghdad housing prices soar...EVERYODY PANIC
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Attention Orlando-area commuters: If you lost a washing machine on I-4 this afternoon, at least four other drivers have found it
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(68)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year charged with firing shotgun from minivan at teen daughter's ex-boyfriend. Bonus: *very* hittable pic
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(260)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony charged with first-degree murder for her daughter's death
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(300)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Be in Apple/PC commercial. Check. Write book about information. Check. Profit?
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(103)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Baltimore archbishop tells "visionary" to quit talking about messages she claims to receive from the Virgin Mary. Potato chips shaped like Christ still OK
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(91)
 
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
It takes a certain kind of man to lose an eye at a nudie bar. It takes an even more special man to do it again
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(157)
 
(OUT-LAW)
 
 
 
Absolut sues Absolute Radio on grounds that people may confuse radio with vodka
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(95)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you stole 660 pounds of nuts in Germany, the police would really like to warn you about the poisonous gas they've been stored with
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew's grabbing a beer at the 13th Street Saloon and Steak Pit in Boulder, CO today starting at 6:00 p.m. Pop-up Fark Party, anyone?
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(112)
 
(Scholastic.com)
 
 
 
Obama wins the Scholastic Kids Election Poll. Poll hasn't been wrong in 40 years
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(371)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Couple declare sovereign status, paid no taxes since 90s, file liens against judge, tow company, Bill Clinton, court clerk and guy who won't turn over $700,000 home they paid for with a homemade money order
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(436)
 
(BreakingNews .ie)
 
 
 
Country crooner Kenny Chesney writes song about divorcing Renee Zellweger. Titled "Goodbye, Squinty McSquintsalot," the track is racing up the country charts
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(219)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Not news: Prostitution sweep nets three hookers. News: They're named Pedro, Wilfredo, and Luis. Fark: With cross-dressing mug shot "goodness."
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(131)
 
(WGEM.com)
 
 
 
Plant explosion artificially sweetens Mississippi River
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(74)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Hello? Entire town of Woodstock? Do you all have Prince Edward in a can?
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(55)
 
(PJ Star)
 
 
 
Tony Stark wannabes looking for cheap palladium are stealing catalytic converters right off of parked trucks
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sidewalk romance
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(46)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
If you are going to follow through with the protocol of a hit and run, fix the car yourself. Don't take it to a local dealer and order the parts found in the road
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(49)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Canadians trudge off to the polls today to choose between a douche, a turd sandwich, a clown, a tree-hugger and a Frenchie as a leader. It's your 40th Canadian General Election discussion
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(1420)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Film that planned to highlight social problems in grim suburbs surrounding Paris canceled after youths with social problems in grim suburbs surrounding Paris torch production cars and threaten crew
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(164)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Jay-Z now available for your kid's birthday party for only $10K. That's almost 70 percent off his normal rate
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(101)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Great moments in state-run health care: Britain's national health service sends its staff to private doctors
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(193)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The problem: What to get the Mafia don who has everything for Christmas? The solution: Roberto Saviano's head on a platter
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(50)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
San Antonio police no longer can use tasers on redneck methheads. Wood shampoo still okay
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(110)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Add out-of-control wildfires to California's many problems, including a budget crisis, a housing market slump and Michael Bay movies
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iran announces car to be specially designed for women. Photoshop some suggestions
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(42)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Now that our military is broken, our reputation with the world is shot and our banking system has collapsed, some are wondering just how "super" a power we really are
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(363)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man intercepted by airport police after Canadian customs officials warn of his criminal history: Owning a dog without a license
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sad: Cute single mom gave up sex eight years ago after her divorce. Sadder: During a TV interview, David Hasselhoff asked her out and offered to "cure" her
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(318)
 
(ksdk)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Target, radio station has already rolled out their 24/7 Christmas music
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(200)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
German incest cellar dad declared "sane." Because nothing says sane like building a dungeon, locking up your daughter and fathering a new family with her
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(247)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
TSA uniforms and badges often share the fate of your luggage
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(83)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The continuum of laziness ranges from "won't change the TV channel if he can't find the remote" to this man, Mr. "I take my dog for a walk by car"
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this facepalm
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(116)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hear ye, hear ye -- but he can't. Town crier deafened by own bell
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this electromechanical device
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman rolls her vehicle while trying to break up a fight between her two cats riding on her lap
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(70)
 
(WBIR.com)
 
 
 
Father secretly changes baby's name to "Sarah McCain Palin." Joe Obama Biden unavailable for comment
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(276)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In another universe, the two Lays Potato Chip trucks safely passed each other on a highway without incident
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(59)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and driving a combine is no way to go through life
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(39)
 
(Rian.Ru)
 
 
 
People are always talking about that time a horse walked into a bar, but nobody ever mentions what happened afterwards
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Curse at old people taking forever to park their car? That's a citation
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(49)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"Maybe it won't be such a bad thing if L.A. burns. Think of all those foreclosed houses that would be taken off the market"
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(73)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
A 150-year-old tortoise runs away from home. It all happened so fast
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(35)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Pub customers in England complain about rowdiness, bad behaviour and insolence ruining their night out. Fark: From children in the pub
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(53)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Utah schools setup "snitch.com," a place for students to anonymously report bullies, thefts, drugs and harassment
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(152)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
A high school valedictorian must apologize for mentioning Jesus in her speech or she won't get her diploma
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(697)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Qantas still unsuccessful in attempts to kill passengers, switches tactics, now trying to kill its passengers with shuttle buses instead
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pantyhose are the latest male fashion trend
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(151)
 


Mon October 13, 2008
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news 35+ year old bachelors: Society no longer thinks you're gay. They just think you're losers
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(513)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these immersed individuals
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teenage girls sunbaking on beach with their mobile phone numbers written on their lower backs. What could possibly go wrong?
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(186)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man hangs around outside his home for hours after accidentally impaling himself on his fence. "Luckily the leg was starting to go a bit numb, so he wasn't in too much pain."
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Detroit mother takes advantage of Nebraska's safe-haven law, drives 12 hours to abandon 13-year old son. Boy just happy to be out of Detroit
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(104)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman at aquarium takes eerie photo of a shark, blue water - and a disembodied HUMAN HEAD
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fourteen-year-old girl disappears to secretly live with milkman. Now 24, she married him. Oh, and she finally decided to let the world know she's not dead. SURPRISE
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(KGTV)
 
 
 
Further proof that Marty McFly's skateboarding tricks don't work in real life
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police secretly install a closed circuit camera in the home of a British Methodist minister, arrest her for sending herself threatening mail and blaming others. Also busted by the church for nude dancing in front of her bathroom mirror
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rutgers does study on the "Freshman 15" myth, determines that those chicks were already fat in high school
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Obama mention pie 15 times in less than two minutes during a speech. That's change we can believe in
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British lawmakers reject tighter anti-terror laws, on the grounds that it would put them out of a job
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(Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Obama's "fact-checking" website on Thursday: "Barack was never an ACORN trainer and never worked for ACORN in any other capacity." On Monday: "Ok, fine, he was, but they didn't pay him"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Dear God, Please prove you are bigger than their heathen Gods by making McCain win. Amen."
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(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Man wearing bomb walks into a law office and threatens to blow everyone up. He's not a terrorist friend of Obama's -- yet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DOW closes with biggest point gain in history
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush's job approval rating now lower than Nixon's lowest rating, according to a poll that proves 23 percent of Americans aren't paying attention
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(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
Teen changes her name to website address to prevent students from dissecting chicken wings in class. Cost to change your name: $150. People she will persuade: 0. The stupidity: Priceless
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(Some Arrowhead Guy)
 
 
 
Unauthorized ancient relic hunting is driven, by and large, by meth-heads
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Police say driver offered marijuana to pay for McDonald's order
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ballot measure would limit ballot measures
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
There's a new world record for cockroaches in your mouth thanks to some overachiever from Kentucky
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