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Sun October 05, 2008
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's kids are more worried about their parents taking drugs than the other way round
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these researchers and their radiated rats
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(kare11.com)
 
 
 
Man spends 2 months in jail due to his deodorant being mistaken for cocaine. That stinks
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Never piss off your wife if you've stolen 16 million dollars worth of equipment from the US Navy
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Mom drops baby from malfunctioning carnival ride while hanging by one leg; crowd catches her. TaDahhhh
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New law kicks in, raising speeding fines from $250 up to $5000
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(Local6)
 
 
 
92-year-old woman pulls gun on paramedics, saying "I'm not dead. I feel happy"
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Japanese cat stationmaster has singlehandedly contributed 1.1 billion yen to the local economy
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Redneck recipe: Mix equal parts booze and firearms in a trailer park, and BAM
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police are investigating a violent, suburban gang formed on an up-scale high school campus called The Fluffy Bunny Crew
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(AP)
 
 
 
I would like a layover in Denver, a near miss in Miami, a meal in Minneapolis, and a cancellation in Toledo. Oh, and can I get my bags lost somewhere over North Dakota? Thanks
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(AP)
 
 
 
Taliban furious over US missile strike because they expected rainbows and unicorns after that whole WTC business
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
At last, Wikipedia teaches something useful: How to speak like the Swedish Chef. Bork
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
More men taking their wives' last names
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The War on Terror comes to suburban farms: "disclosure of the exact count of livestock is restricted by Homeland Security regulations"
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(digital spy)
 
 
 
Old lady arrested for tire slashing spree. Ordered to knit sweaters as punishment. No really
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these standing stones
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
All you need to do is give Kim Jong Il a red-and-white striped shirt and a knit cap and you'd have a great new game on your hands
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Manhattan real estate beginning to show signs of impending failure. Apartment prices plummeting to a mere $26 gazillion per sq/ft
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whiskey? Check. India Pale Ale? Check. Huckleberries? Check. Let's go camping
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(Sunday Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Who can commit a federal crime in front of 10,000 witnesses and get away with it? Chuck. No, the other Chuck
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(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Hippies open "outdoor preschool" where kids spend the entire day outdoors, no matter what the weather Fark.com: In icy Canada
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pizza is older than Jesus
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(WSBT 2)
 
 
 
Female MIDDLE School teacher (√) Child seduction charge involving female student (√) Pic (√). Hot( ) or God my eyes( )?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wall Street is likely to reject the bailout bill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption what's confusing these girls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned post office
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Need your candidate to win in the next election? Cut the brake lines of anyone with the opposing party's signs so they die before election day
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Tip: If you plan on getting killed in public and having your body identified later on, this is not the way to do it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge gives a heroin addict who had already committed 145 crimes one more chance
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(TVNZ)
 
 
 
Guy gets custom license plate "STOWLN" for his car. Guess what happened next
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(Troy Eccentric)
 
 
 
Drunk guy would've gotten away with crash at the Big Beaver off-ramp if he hadn't joined a group of strangers at TGI Friday's, ordering them drinks then refusing to pay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attempt to breed an endangered turtle's last known female with China's last known male has failed. In their defense, though, she is 80 and he is 100
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Sat October 04, 2008
(Komo)
 
 
 
Idiots win
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Hospitals will no longer be paid for making you sick and then treating you
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this creepy crawler
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(Independent)
 
 
 
10 more things to blame on Bridget Jones, but big underwear is still on the list
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Parents learn God is not a doctor: teen dies as parents pray
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why men cheat, written for women. Also known as blah blah blah
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cops tasing people for stupid reasons. New hotness: Cops offing themselves for stupid reasons
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Bud Light launches new marketing blitz touting its "drinkability." Coors responds by launching campaign touting its "pour-it-down-the-sink-ability"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire Prevention Week kicked off by setting fires, having a barbecue
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Korea pays for gyms for obese children, because they can't just play... outside
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man arrested for being stabbed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Killing your 80 year old inlaws with flamethrower = success. Stabbing yourself in the stomach to commit suicide..not so much
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pink ribbons for breast cancer awareness. New hotness: hair extentions for breast cancer awareness
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(Some manly man)
 
 
 
A pink fire truck: because firefighters just can't seem to attract the attention of women any other way
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(AP)
 
 
 
Shockingly, residents who stayed in Galveston during Hurricane Ike died
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Step 1: Find love letters between your wife and another man. Step 2: Force her to steal a Mercedes to prove her love to you. Step 3: Wrap the car in plastic so your "big dogs don't scratch it."
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate charged $25 to $45 for her 15-year-old daughter
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(News Of The World)
 
 
 
Teachers unions want members to be able to sleep with their students as a kind of job perk
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(London Times)
 
 
 
More women rejecting three-figure cut and styles in favor of the sort of $5 haircuts you get at the place next to the garage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man struck by lightening while pumping gas. Changes shorts, goes back to finish fill-up next day
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Mankind's most bored individual reads 22,000-page Oxford English Dictionary in its entirety: "Sometimes I would wake up and start reading at three in the morning because I was so excited"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not only is kangaroo meat cheaper than beef or mutton, it's better for the atmosphere. Because marsupials have tiny farts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you stole the "Home of Mr. Wiener" sign, when the police stop laughing they'd like a word with you
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Either Elvis or Kim Jong-il has been spotted at a college soccer match in Pyongyang
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(KTVL.com)
 
 
 
Don't Drink and trike: 58-year-old man arrested on adult tricycle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vietnamese-raised prawns are the latest in a long list of foods that might kill you. Prwnd
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know those flouescent bulbs that everyone tells you are good for the planet? Well, maybe not so much
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fastest growing employment sector in British Columbia? 'Clippers' who tend to illegal marijuana plantations
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(Irish Times)
 
 
 
Watering down a drink in Ireland? That'll be a $3400 fine
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(AP)
 
 
 
Gangs of "religious Police" roam the street stoning immodestly dressed women and torching stores with internet capabale devices. Is this A) Taliban-controlled Afghanistan b) Saudi Arabia or C) Israel
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this communications tower
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Rare giant salamanders that bark like dogs found in Washington. Your salamander wants steak
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(Focus)
 
 
 
Muslim cleric in Saudi Arabia has called on women to wear a full veil, or niqab, that reveals only one eye. The lack of depth perception will hide exactly how closely their husband is standing to that young boy
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
Want to save the world? That's nice. Want to tell the world how to do it? Really nice. Being drunk and dial emergency services more than 30 times? That's FARK.com
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Assistant high school principal who sprayed fighting students with pepper spray apologizes, accepts suspension and demotion with grace and humility. Just kidding
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(BDCwire)
 
 
 
In an attack of conscience, 50 years later, guy returns plaque he stole. Also apologizes for pantsing a guy, giving a wedgie, and cutting math class in 10th grade. Will send himself to his room
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(BBC)
 
 
 
English pork pies granted "protected status" by EU, despite the fact that it's hard to imagine anyone voluntarily eating one
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Unarmed coffee shop waitress chases down bank robber, orders him to freeze or she'll shoot, then singlehandedly subdues him
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Travis County, Texas owes the City of Austin $10,000 in traffic fines, complains it's unfair for vehicle owners to be held responsible for drivers' misdeeds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different... here are some words that rhyme with orange
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's not true that foreigners dislike Americans... it's just our government they can't stand
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(LC Sun-News)
 
 
 
Step 1: Call woman who takes your parking spot a beyotch in front of a cop. Step 2. Get thrown, cuffed and threatened with a tazer. Step 3: This is Fark, you know the drill (Tag for the city's finest)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly a quarter of Americans still think a woman should go make them a sandwich and shut the hell up while they're watching the damn game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One in four drivers has no friggin' idea what road signs mean. You probably came to this conclusion independently years ago
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish cats teach relaxation techniques. With photographic help for a nice and relaxing Caturday
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Parents get all bent out of shape over yoga classes in public school
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunch of pelicans
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man who drank Wite-Out to mask the alcohol on his breath and avoid a DUI has been sentenced to two years in jail and four years of internet infamy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top Army brass ban the public from sending Christmas presents to war zones because the gifts clog up the postal system
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(AP)
 
 
 
Atheist group sues President Bush over national prayer day claiming it creates a "hostile environment for nonbelievers, who are made to feel as if they are political outsiders,"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged for trying to start naked karate fight with neighbors. Vodak was involved
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
This one time, at band camp
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman beats up her daughter's 20-year-old boyfriend, gets booked under suspicion of first-degree terroristic threatening and felony abuse
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
LA surrender ends the Taco Truck war, the bacon-wrapped hot dog police action to still go forward
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The only thing that these faulty towers are missing is John Cleese
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
OJail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even Canadian criminals are polite: convict accidently released from jail returns when asked
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
It could soon be an "offence for children between 13 and 15 to have sex" in Scotland. Sheep unaffected. Scottish trifecta now in play
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beachgoers mistake fog on the ocean for an approaching tsunami. Havoclarity ensues
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What is Rahm Emanuel whispering in Nancy Pelosi's ear?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Birds chirping at weird hours? Lightning bugs not mating? Frogs and salamanders being temporarily blinded? These are some of the concerns of the International Dark-Sky Association. In other news, there is an International Dark-Sky Association
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shhhh, the US has attacked suspected militant hideouts in Pakistan... shhhhhh
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Do you wish you had a bigger house? Just buy your next-door neighbor's house and build a hallway. Mansion accomplished
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lost man crashes into a map shop
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Landlord hid 7 cameras in various apartments, videotaping 34 women over two decades. [with "heh heh I'm a perv" mugshot goodness]
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Fri October 03, 2008
(Some cold wet naked guy)
 
 
 
Restaurant no longer allowed to give a free sandwich to patrons who jump into lake naked. The terrorists have officially won
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this aristocratic troller and his minion
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Student arrested for setting off bomb that injured five students and closed down entire campus, just "wanted to get out of class for the day"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fannie Mae "forgives" woman's entire home loan after she shot herself twice when deputies tried evicting her. I can't speak for the rest of Wall Street, but expect Smith & Wesson's stock to skyrocket
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Said the helicopter pilot, "As God as my witness, I thought moose could fly"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
...and the number one thing to do after wrecking your car during a high-speed gun battle: ask for some milk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops set up roadblock to stop a man who led police on 11 mile long low-speed chase. Fark: On a bicycle
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The five most overrated jobs of all time. Fark Modmin strangely absent
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
School axes speliing homework because precious little snowflakes find it too stressful
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(Some Guy Smiley)
 
 
 
Woman brings rabid bat to school. How many children will need $800 vaccinations today? One child...two children...three children....? Ah, ah, ah
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jacket sold with free Swiss Army knife makes Brits pee themselves in fear. The Sun is there
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
"Police to offer free sobriety checks tonight." Yeah, submitter's not falling for THAT again
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's mug shot round up gets a thumbs-up from #3
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More educators getting doctorates from diploma mills: "In many places, there's an implied deal: 'You get in, you pay your tuition and we don't work you very hard.' "
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(BBC)
 
 
 
English academics have nothing better to do these days than issue statements to the press insisting, "I'm not Dumbledore"
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(nrtoday.com)
 
 
 
You're evading police so you don't get caught for drunk driving. Do you: c) stop by your kids' school to pick them up
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"I think Halloween is becoming Hookerween"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Studies sponsored by the Corn Refiners Association show that High Fructose Corn Syrup is the same as sugar. Additionally, studies show that Brawndo has the electrolytes that plants crave
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hey Detroit, guess what happens when you let a video game company design a car? It looks freaking sweet, that's what
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British lorry driver calls "reading while driving" woman and raises with "watching Battlestar Galactica via laptop perched on dashboard"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Van Morrison to perform "Astral Weeks" in its entirety November 7 and 8 at the Hollywood Bowl, with a live album to follow
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Controversial new Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck art exhibition aims at showing "the consequences of violence," by depicting realistic, blood splattered cartoon favorites. Unsurprisingly, exhibit is a hit with children
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The faltering economy is the reason your nipples are somewhere around your knees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People in Scotland are being urged to try lower alcohol beer, pour smaller glasses and choose at least two alcohol-free days every week. Are ye daft?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I was trying to roll a joint" is not a good excuse to tell the cops after crashing your car
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Great Pumpkin missing. One Linus Van Pelt sought for questioning by authorities
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Cops use GPS units to track bank thieves and stolen money to their hideout, then make no arrests. Sounds like Congress
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Space porn on hold after Virgin says no means no
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
On the first day of "Bank Transfer Fraud Elimination Month", two elderly people are defrauded by bank transfer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Grey African parrot Charlie is a gangsta rap fan, loves chicken tikka masala curry and only says w****r
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(AP)
 
 
 
Lost WWII submarine the USS Grunion has been found. Navy says it's been waiting for the thing to jump up onto a beach for decades now
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sporting goods store named Dick's wants a bigger sign. It's Dick's and it knows: size matters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this double-breasted day-tripper
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(WTMJ)
 
 
 
News: brawl breaks out after concert. Fark: It was a Celine Dion concert
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Boy's death attributed to the newest ultra dangerous game called "run and jump" which apparently should not be played when there's a sharp hook in the room
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
House passes bailout with Senate amendments. God help us all
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Parts of McCain's autobiography "read like a bad Ian Fleming novel, with his Vietnamese captors cast as nefarious Bond villains: 'They taught you too well, Mac Kane,' Cat snarled, kicking over a chair"
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Llamas are good at fending off coyotes, can detect caffeine, have catchy songs about them, and will eventually be our overlords. This is bad news... for a llama
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(BBC)
 
 
 
It's now illegal to take "unchivalrous" photos of drunk girls in Scotland
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(The Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Did you know prostitution is an addiction? No, not for johns, but for prostitutes
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Can't sell your house? Trade it for another one
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Teacher discussing Obama writes "change" as an acronym on the board and then writes a word under each letter. Guess what he wrote under the "N". The tag will probably give you an idea
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(AP)
 
 
 
"Offensive" statue that has welcomed visitors to Utah state park for 19 years moved because the male figure is too anatomically correct. Like the men in Utah, it has a penis but lacks balls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This house has some great features. French doors in the main entry-way, a grand spiral staircase leading to the second floor, a beautiful sun room off the back with a dead body in it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Three charged over novel attack, although it was nice to have some originality for a change
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(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Sure, it's dangerous to drive a car while talking on a cell phone, but when you attempt to drive while chatting AND reading, well, you're just asking to crash into a parked car
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: diversity workshops New hotness: speed hating
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you had "California" as the next institution to request a bailout in the credit crunch pool, please step forward to collect your prize
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Buttocks Shooter gets 87 Months. Judge says "He'll get his in the end"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"World's Heaviest Man" has lost over 550 pounds, will get back 150 pounds instantly by putting a ring on his fiancee's finger
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(PJStar.com)
 
 
 
Attorneys grill a witness for an hour. The wrong witness
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(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
British cannon captured by Americans in 1777 returned to its original fighting position. The terrorists have finally won
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's most prolific wartime tunnel-digger and one of the men behind the Great Escape has died aged 95. Or HAS he?
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(lc sun-news)
 
 
 
Medieval man assaults girlfriend with crossbow. With no catapult available, decides to storm convenience store with his horse...err truck
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
BBC releases reassuring tape made for use in event of nuclear war, includes calming quotes like "Remember, there is nothing to be gained by trying to get away"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefighter makes plans to marry arsonist. Truly a match lit in Heaven
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(Some Quicktrigger Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers at UCLA have patented a way for women to orgasm in three minutes, finish the same time as their guy
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
Parents on vacation? So why not throw a big party, torture the rabbits, rip off wallpaper and urinate on the carpets?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
How much is a 60 day supply of pot? Evidently it's 24 ounces plus 15 plants
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(News Press)
 
 
 
Firefighter resigns over improper use of his hose
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
10 people from your past who will haunt you on Facebook. More true than funny
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(BIsmarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Truck driver forgets important driving rule: drive on the road, puts nuclear missile in ditch and rings up $5.6 million towing bill
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Police are looking for a naked man driving a ute who pulled up next to a teen girl and performed an indecent act. What the hell is a ute?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Health Department shuts down salon that featured tiny carp that would eat the dead skin off people's feet. "You can clean files and other equipment, but there is just no way to sanitize live fish."
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Nicorette? The Patch? Those are for pussies. Real men quit smoking by being beaten with broomsticks and motorcycle helmets
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Putin threatens Ukraine for supplying arms to Georgia. Urkraine gruffly insists it is not weak, sends Risk board flying across subway car
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silkmoth
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flexible Fred, a law library's plastic-skeleton mascot, can no longer be put on public display. "We have had a neighbor complain that Flexible Fred is scaring her children. Please do NOT put him near any window."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accused diamond thief hopes that Steven Spielberg will make a movie on his life. "He would be my ticket out of here, so I can pay all these people back, so I could make a lot of money and never touch diamonds again."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best part of the debate coverage was 22 seconds before the candidates took the stage
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(AP)
 
 
 
DUI charges dropped because fermented mare's milk is not listed as an alcoholic beverage. Try getting away with that outside of Kazakhstan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hellish conditions found at Almost Heaven Kennel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't you hate picking a fallen branch off your lawn and it turns out to be a 17ft Python? (with pics)
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(ENS)
 
 
 
The western snowy plover, the southwestern willow flycatcher, the Buena Vista Lake shrew, the California tiger salamander, the Munz's onion and the San Jacinto Valley crownscale all sue George Bush
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kansas mayor apologizes for appearing in blackface. Bonus, his name is pronounced "koon"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
47-year-old Math teacher pretends to be a 16-year-old boy and has sex with a 15-year-old girl. Girl was suspicious because he drove a minivan and they only did it once
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey police officer and girlfriend arrested for molesting 3 young girls, 4 cows
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Thu October 02, 2008
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Darwin alive and well and editing the gene pool in NZ
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Moran blames cat for fatal accident. Four scotch and cokes, speeding certainly not to blame. (And who the fark mixes scotch with coke?)
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
A man confronted a burglar with a .22 rifle. When the burglar tried to flee the man shot him in both kneecaps
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets sent to jail. News: Moments after getting out of jail. Fark: For breaking into cars in the jail parking lot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this conscious entity that is foolproof and incapable of error
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Teacher allegedly violates principle of Church/State separation by teaching creationism. Fark: at a school named for Thomas Jefferson
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(London Times)
 
 
 
20% of teachers in Britain want a return to the cane to keep order in the classroom, restore meat eating/having pudding ratio
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Vice Presidential Debate discussion thread 3: The Nukular Option
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
When you're driving around with a car full of fireworks, it's wise not light up a cigarette, or you may find the police responding to "a black 1997 Infinity smoking in the middle of the street"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Vice Presidential Debate discussion thread II: Biden/Palin Boogaloo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Man arrested for drunk driving. News: Man blows a .30 Fark: Man is local news anchor who was caught intentionally ramming vehicles while drunk
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
"Luxury" movie theater opens in Chicago suburbs, complete with reclining armchairs and waiter service. But the $35 ticket price is likely worth the lack of noisy babies and kids alone
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Today's WTF: Packets of mackerel replacing cigarettes as prison currency. Slip me a fish
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(Some Hanes Enthusiast)
 
 
 
When robbing a Sonic, putting underwear on your head is a great disguise (w/photo goodness)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know a hotel is good when even the local elephants use it during their annual migration. w/cool pics
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
27 passengers on a Greyhound bus may have been infected with TB. Greyhound officials stress that the risk is only moderate, so please don't lose your head
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Study says panhandlers make as much as $40/hr., have substance abuse problems, not homeless. Who knew?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old breaks into reptile farm, feeds most of it to its resident alligator
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Torrential rains cause flash floods, killing 30. Fark: in the Sahara Desert
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(AP)
 
 
 
Human remains found near Steve Fossett crash site
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Elvis sighting. Is alive and well... traveling in Europe
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Massachusetts town moves Halloween to November 1
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ricocheted bullet hits man in teeth, man promptly spits it right back out. Thank God for Poligrip
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass p-p-piglet born in Melbourne, Florida. Will start bailing shortly (with snouty pic)
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
If you are going to falsely claim to be a navy war hero and wear the uniform at your wedding... at least make sure that your hat and uniform match
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Politician punches out interviewer on live TV. No, not that one. Not that one either
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain's top policeman resigns in order to spend more time catching up on "Point Break," "Bad Boys 2"
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Nineteen-year-old man arrested for smearing peanut-butter-covered fingers on forehead of classmate with peanut allergy. With pic of assault weapon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
National newspaper fires subeditors, asks reporters to type their stories directly onto the page. what cound posible go? wrong
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
♫ I'm in a coma from a moonflower. Moonflower, moonflower ♫
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the project to rebuild Ground Zero will be $500 million overbudget and take three years longer than expected to complete
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a desperate move to save lives, CT town warns high school students about the dangers of squirt guns. Wait, what?
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(London Times)
 
 
 
"Slutty clothes, nude modelling, bad language -- it's all fine so long as you do it with the right accent"
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
You really couldn't ask for a more embarrassing Bart Simpson-shaped scar than this one
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The Quebec Human Rights Commission is about to make a landmark decision on.... how to use silverware
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
When using a friend's ID to avoid arrest, make sure he doesn't already have a warrant out for his arrest
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(WSRZ)
 
 
 
Driving the forklift you just stole down the middle of the road isn't exactly the most subtle way to do it, but okay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Colorize this vintage fashion statement
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Playboy magazine is offering a new way to lose your shirt on Wall Street
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man running with gun arrested in Loop. Man running with gun arrested in Loop. Man running with gun arrested in Loop. Man running with gun arrested in Loop
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
Video
 
Note to self: When transporting a leaking propane tank, be really careful to discharge static electricity before grabbing it
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
It's always nice to make new friends at work. But not if you're a corrections officer, the new friend is an inmate, and he gets you to join a street gang
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newspapers around the world mistake one hot librarian for another
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Another teacher charged with having sex with student -- this time from South Buffalo. Teacher/student sex trifecta in play (with "sorta want" pic)
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
One fish, two fish, red fish, OMFG
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Paul Small took the fall after making a call that started a brawl with an officer of the law carrying a chainsaw
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Atlanta firefighters test new $1 million rescue vehicle by flipping it
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Some people learn too late that it's not a good idea to bring a squeegee to a taser fight
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Foreign Medical graduates being recruited to serve the medical needs of the meth addled and the inbred of Appalachia. A medical crisis or the set up for a wacky Fox Sitcom? You decide
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio company offers pink camo "Sarah-Cuda" hunting bow to honor Palin's "passion for hunting" and "women who bear the responsibility of family and work while strengthening the moral fiber of society."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michigan's Macomb County Commissioner voted "Hottest Politician." Bonus: She has a stripper pole in her bedroom
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Russian government admits it killed the Tsar, plans to confess to Litvinenko murder in 2095
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You taze the good, you taze the bad, you taze them both and there you have a suicide. A SUICIDE
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Larry Flynt to shoot porn flick with Sarah Palin lookalike. Subby's suggestion for title: "Railin' Palin." Voting enabled in case you have a better one
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Urban blacks "weigh more, get pregnant at a younger age, and are more likely to die violent deaths." Of course, this refers to bears
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(The West Australian)
 
 
 
If you see a cute little animal in Perth, Australia, please call authorities so it can be killed
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(AP)
 
 
 
Georgian militiamen raid Russian-controlled South Ossetia and set fire to buildings. WOLVERINES
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Female passenger claims male JetBlue flight attendant sexually harassed her. Do we know she's lying because: A) She was flying into Newark? Or B) She claims the guy was straight?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
German poet who has been dead for more than 200 years getting threatening letters from state authorities warning him he's seriously behind in paying his taxes
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
In the event of an anthrax attack, your mailman could deliver antibiotics, Pottery Barn catalog
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(Some gullible kids)
 
 
 
Homeless teen couple surprised to find the man doing twice daily vaginal exams was not, in fact, a real doctor
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Bozos pose as bounty hunters, try to round up fugitives in elderly home. Hilarity ensues
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Gnawing your own arm off after sex. New hotness: Shooting your own arm off after no sex
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"Fishing Rodeo" opens in Destin. Contestants still trying to figure out how to get saddles on the fish
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wreckage of Steve Fossett's plane located. Search for body to begin in 42, 23, 16, 15, 8, 4
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Today's "30 cats, four goats, 20 to 30 chickens, 50 rabbits, nine dogs and a duck in a tiny two bedroom house" story is brought to you by Ross Township, PA. With bonus picture of a woman holding her cock
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mr. Clean takes a dirt nap
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Authorities shocked as human remains are found in a cemetery
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Several students confess to having sex with Tennessee teacher. Article has a picture of her so that you can confirm that the students have good taste
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The seven habits of highly ineffective terrorists
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped local government spends $150,000 on a pair of giant dominoes. Taxpayers predictably thrilled
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Teacher busted for marijuana possession. Fark: Cops found him stoned in the school parking lot at 1:30 in the morning, passed out in his car
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(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Parents tell 36-year-old comic book-obsessed daughter to tidy her room. So she goes online to hire a hitman, naturally
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Learner driver shows off new car to a friend. News: Then crashes car. Fark: Into a swimming pool
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Two pilots accused of fighting with a cabbie over a $9 fare from a strip club to a Subway restaurant. They must have been in the mood for a roast beef sandwich
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
If you're in California's NORCO Prison, dropping the soap may no longer be the most dangerous part of taking a shower
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
And the latest Chinese product being recalled due to unsafe chemical levels is... pretzels
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man uses a remote-access program to track the online activities of the thief who stole his laptop. "It was kind of frustrating because he was mostly using it to watch porn"
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(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Man kidnaps family because stepdaughter would not "adequately clean her bedroom"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Smells like Kurt's spirit
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crustacean
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Troopers are riding with commercial truckers to catch aggressive drivers
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Bigass chunks of meat are washing up on NJ beaches, with representative picture
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Gas station attendant accidentally sets price of a gallon to 35 cents. Upon finding out, owner said, "The people looked so happy when they were buying gas. If I can do this for them, that's all right"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Britain's oldest veteran of the Normandy landings dies at age 105. Godspeed, sir
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(AP)
 
 
 
Somalia authorizes use of ninjas
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Neiman Marcus cookies. New hotness: Neiman Marcus sex tape
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 178: "Neon." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 01, 2008
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hippies have been fighting for years to legalize it in Canada. It's high-quality, enjoyable, and pretty harmless. Today, Vancouver, BC legalized it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls" ---"Once softened, mince them in a mincer." Males add 1/2 hour to preparation time to be able to uncross their legs
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
You know you've got a heck of a lawyer if he's willing to smuggle a cell phone, a cell phone charger, and heroin to you in jail
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman buys house on eBay for $1.75, but with the way property values are declining it'll only be worth $1.25 next week. Homeowners just can't catch a break
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
To attract police do you A) get HEYOFFCR vanity plate, B) put "place ticket here" label on your windshield, C) drag race at 100+ MPH down the Long Island Expressway, FARK) all of the above
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bailout Plan Passes Senate. At least there's still hope for the House
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these '63 snow birds
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's official: British women now have bigger boobs than ever before. A nation of men rejoices
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some breakfast cereals are 50% sugar or more by weight. Subby fondly remembers his childhood "go outside and play and don't come back till lunch" fuel: Super Sugar Crisp
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"There is a fear that if we position this as a 'pro-American' car, it will upset some of the environmentally conscious crowd." As everybody knows, if you love the environment, you hate America
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman's water breaks. News: While at a Brewers game. Fark: She stays to see the rest of the game, and watch the Mets get their water broken, too
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Headline ready made for Fark: Handcuffed man hit by 2 trains; cause of death uncertain
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
A suspected bank robber who reportedly never said a single word during his robberies is dubbed "The Bank Whisperer" by the media braintrust
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Missing white women syndrome" hits Australia, as media describe backpacker's wild and drunken final night in Croatian bar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funeral home worker killed by falling coffin
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NYPD Pizza can keep its name as long as it changes its logo, never opens a shop in New York, New Jersey, or Connecticut and let customers know it's not really affiliated with the police
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton is like the Hulk, except that he turns red. Clinton ANGRY. McCain BAD. Obama GOOOOD
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Police in Casper, Wyoming would like to ask that residents who call to have a "kitty cat" shooed away use the proper terminology for a 90-pound mountain lion
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Skinny models give girls unhealthy expectations for beauty. New hotness: Manorexia. A condition which you are guaranteed to never have personally witnessed
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
A condom mobile carrying 5,000 condoms, 800 HIV tests and a 23-foot inflatable prophylactic goes missing. The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile hopes it's found in time for its big date Friday night
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(wofx)
 
 
 
Christina Applegate had nude photos taken before her breast removal, which are probably way better than ones afterwards would have been
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lipton recalls tainted tea, long summer afternoons on grandma's front porch
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"Them cigarettes are going to kill you" -Darwin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against man who strangled naked would-be rapist
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man uses lighter to check level of gasoline he was siphoning. Hilarity ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The headline: "Palin's Troubles Mount." The story: Four or five journalists quoted as saying they don't like her. This editorial -- er political analysis -- brought to you by Reuters
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Please refrain from vomiting on the priceless artworks
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this intercontinental scene
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man robs bank, fights with woman in his house, breaks through second story window naked, suffers severe lacerations, wrestles with police officers, gets tasered, dies. The Aristocrats
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas scientists to schoolboard: "Calling 'intelligent design' arguments a weakness of evolution is like calling alchemy a weakness of chemistry, or astrology a weakness of astronomy"
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(Pasadena Star News)
 
 
 
California man commits 3 home invasion robberies, 5 carjackings, 1 burglary, and a shooting all in the same day, then goes to Disneyland to meet some Myspace friends before being arrested
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Cynthia McKinney, Green Party presidential candidate and seriously deranged nutbar, passes along claim that the military killed 5,000 prisoners after Hurricane Katrina
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you're going to threaten your wife in a bar by putting a gun to her head, start by making sure it's your wife
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
By Christ the Magician
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(Some Poet)
 
 
 
Once upon a midnight dreary, while my bladder, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of wine I pour, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly urinated on the floor
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is my kind of place. It's such a happy place. A cuts-taking kind of place. Let me punch you in the face. McDonald's is my kind of plaaaace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The new citizenship test requires more critical thinking than it does memorization. What could possibly go wrong?
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(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH)
 
 
 
Got a monkey problem? Monkeys in your walls, floor, under your deck? Call Monkey Man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hikers have found documents belonging to missing aviator Steve Fossett in Mammoth Lakes, quite far from where he was supposed to be flying (updated link)
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
Dog bites excited lottery winner on the ass
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Subway trolley driver fired for letting his kids behind the wheel, despite the improvement in service
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Are you middle class? Then you can afford this unwanted John McCain mansion, for $12 million
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(WSRZ)
 
 
 
Congratulations Americans, you were just forced to buy a crappy American car, thanks to that $25 billion loan package to U.S. automakers
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(WFRV Green Bay)
 
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Video of the cutest little horse you'll see today. Bonus: He has a job. (LGT "OMG, PONIEZ" goodness)
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Georgetown students sick after "dining hall surprise"
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(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
Man going fishing discovers one, two, three, four, five coffins. Ah ha ha ha
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(AP)
 
 
 
The Chatty Bandit and The Hard Hat Bandit rob the same bank... on the same day. CA tag begs for cameo
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers giddy they can upgrade from bathroom to walk-in closet, now that the NYC housing market is following Wall Street down the toilet
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Step 1: Rape, murder and torch a girl. Step 2: Get sent to the slammer. Step 3: Cut off thumb in prison wood shop. Step 4: Sue the guard who laughed at you
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Why Propping Up Banks Will Not Rescue a Debauched Financial System." Oh, c'mon -- nobody says "debauched" anymore. Yeesh
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Automaker takes the obvious action when faced with declining auto sales due to tight credit and expensive fuel: It opens a social media website
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(Sun Media)
 
 
 
Federal candidate in Canadian election claims to get his platform from the Bible. Tells high school students that gays should all be killed. Needless to say, parents are thrilled
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshots of 37 Notre Dame students arrested at underage beer bash
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Videotape an argument between two JetBlue passengers? That's a detainin'. With argument video goodness, shot by the grandmother who was escorted off the flight in cuffs
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(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
Lawsuit: Doctor stapled my rectum shut. Verdict: Shutup, asshole
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland legislature passes many new laws. They range from the obvious to the downright stupid
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man celebrates sucessful fight with wife by dumping Gatorade on her head
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(AP)
 
 
 
Stocks in decline again today. Free market enthusiasts foam at the mouth, insist this is a good thing, recession is good for the economy, slavery is freedom, we have always been at war with Oceania, meep meep, twitch twitch
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Invisiblity cloaks" could protect coastlines against tsunamis, Mothra
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
McCain campaign: The media coverage of Sarah Palin is SO SEXIST. Katie Couric: Sarah, do you think the coverage of you has been sexist? Palin: No, I don't. McCain campaign: AAAGGGGHHH
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
NZ legalises nude sunbathing. Eyebleach stocks skyrocket
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Senate unveils its version of the bailout bill, although it's unclear what earmarks for racetracks, "wool research" and "wooden arrows designed for use by children" have to do with Wall Street
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(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Tired of the ladies getting all the lovin', male teachers up the ante, start leering at schoolgirls from their cars with homemade electrical sex toys in hand. Your move, cougars
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(HealthZone.ca)
 
 
 
Study finds that Canadian doctors don't wash their hands enough. Also notes that poutine should not be used as an antiseptic
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Every week, thousands of Thais are flocking to a Buddhist temple to solve all of their problems by dying
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Man learns why gunfights aren't a spectator sport
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Photoshop all 1189 chapters of the Bible (DIT)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Zoo cancels ad campaign targeting "rangas" after receiving complaints, will still be giving redheads free entry. "We're not actually checking tops and tails"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Gahlifornia becomes feerst state to require gahlorie ghounts on menus
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(London Times)
 
 
 
What not to say when trying to get a woman into bed. Including the classic "What's wrong with your face? Is it permanent?"
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Portrait of Jesus on burnt toast. New hotness: Muhammed on a mango
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Jury decides that when 25-year-old lingerie model pulled $270 out of her bra at traffic stop, she was indeed trying to bribe the officer
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(Portfolio)
 
 
 
The amount the U.S. owes is so large, they can't fit the number on the National Debt Clock. Math is hard
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(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
I kissed a girl and I liked it... then I was banned from twirling for two football games and one pep rally
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Company is marketing a slot machine with a biblical theme featuring Noah. Naturally, some religious group wish a plague on their homes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Majority of australian university student's ca'nt identify noun's and adjective's and have no idea how to use apostrophe's properly
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cute-ass baby deer delivered by C-section after his mother hit by car
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian solider makes a rap video complaining of conditions in his barracks. The response? He gets "exiled" to a base on Russia's far east coast. On the plus side, maybe he can see Sarah Palin from there
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
So what's the best thing that the Seattle Children's Theater could come up with for a Halloween production? "Night of the Living Dead," of course
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prison staff ordered to address all inmates as "mister." Example: "Mister, please stop sticking your shank in my side and hurling your feces at me"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at video store when men can rent videos and watch them in "private booths." Authorities unsure of how the fire started but say that friction is a likely culprit
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
For the first time, California rejects a warning label, concludes mylar balloons are not metallic orbs of death
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
High heels cost the taxpayer $60 million a year
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption this avian argument
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(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Home value goes down by $200K? Sue the HOA
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Tue September 30, 2008
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Driver follows GPS onto train tracks. But it MUST be right
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(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
New proof that what's for sale on eBay is crap
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Utah becomes only state to ban sale of fruity alcoholic drinks, resulting in drastic reduction of Utah's fruity alcoholics
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Rob my bank once, shame on me. Rob my bank three times... Jesus, look at his eyes
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Today's school bus driver found passed out drunk with 30 children in the bus comes from Loudon County, TN
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Dog travels from Atlanta to St. Petersburg to see what the Florida tag is all about
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(Honolulu Star-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Man attempting to rescue lost hikers doesn't bring water, flashlight, and doesn't tell anyone he's going. Guess what happened to him
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shark attacks dog, dog owner dives headfirst into the water and beats the shark with his bare hands, large balls
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(AP)
 
 
 
Minot Air Force Base Captain admitted to taking an obsolete missile launch control device as a souvenir, saying he thought it would be "a cool thing to have"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If your neighbor doesn't return your copy of Underworld 2 maybe putting a gun to his head isn't the best reaction
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canada's national Do Not Call List website crashes as Canucks rush to register on the first day, eh
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(Some Overestimator)
 
 
 
If you're willing to risk time in prison by stealing a safe that has $70,000 in it, make sure it doesn't actually have only $465
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abbey
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Purchase of $40 million condo by Ty Warner gives Beanie Baby collectors false hope that the stupid things are worth money
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ten things to expect from the new post-apocalyptic economy.... besides Mel Gibson chasing roving gangs of Jewish folks in a supercharged black Pursuit Special
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Some of the worst entries in Phoenix's light rail slogan contest. "Rail with us, curtail the fun"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teaching your girlfriend to shoot a gun is cool. Blasting her in the face... not so much
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Your risk of auto fatality goes up 18 percent on November 4. Happy voting!
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Bank robber gets away by floating down river on innertube. Cops deflated
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
VP debate pre-debate: Will Palin wear her hair down so she can use the wireless receiver? (3-1) Will Biden make her cry? (5-1) GOP streaker? (10-1) Will you watch for the train wreck? (1-1)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Feds to investigate post-Katrina bridge shootings in New Orleans. Thanks for getting right on that
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Study shows that when it's cheaper for NY high school students to buy hookers and blow than a pack of cigarettes, they smoke less
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Play director arrested for auditioning teen girls for new musical by taking them to his car and performing sex acts with their feet. Teens became suspicious when told the scene originated from the "Footloose" director's cut DVD
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Program being offered to show kids how not to get bit by dogs. Tips include such gems as "don't taunt dog" or "keep hands out of his mouth"
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jesus returns home at Rosh Hashanah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin automatic interview generator
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The fine journalists at USA Today break one of the most shocking stories of the year: Leaves change color depending on the season. Bonus: Your grandma and all her friends commented on the article
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(700 WLW)
 
 
 
Corpse farker sentenced to 18 months in prison for "gross abuse of a corpse," as opposed to "yummy abuse of a corpse"
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
John McCain: "We need to allow ROTC on college campuses." College audience: "BOOOOO." Obama: "I agree with Sen. McCain." Same college audience: "[crickets]"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Kids, next for Career Day, please welcome Mrs. Legette, who is a drunk, raving lunatic
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