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Sun September 14, 2008
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Woman was putting together a scrapbook this summer to give her husband on their 40th anniversary next month. That's when she learned they were never married
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(84)
 
(Gazette.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you want to go out and behead some Christians with a knife, pick one who won't hit you in the face so hard you lose an eye
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(511)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
First grader brings loaded gun to school in Detroit- no word on whether he was given a gold star or suspended
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Opening a can of fuel with a cigarette dangling from your mouth. What could possibly go wrong?
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(42)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nanny state develops speed camera that can follow drivers for six miles
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(117)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ike appears to have damaged many oil production platforms in the Gulf of Mexico, and several large pipelines. Weary consumers know the drill, and assume the position
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're a cop looking for an escaped criminal. Do you C. Enter an uninvolved, innocent woman's house without her knowledge and shoot her dog while she's taking a shower?
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(335)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Check out Scooter the chihuahua skipping along like a baby kangaroo - after learning to walk on his hind legs
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(24)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A parrot is ruffling feathers at a County Durham zoo by telling the visitors to 'f*** off'
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman is so desperate for love, she's advertising her desire for a date on a billboard. "The reason I'm still single is that I'm very particular"
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(222)
 
(Patrick)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pillows
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(39)
 
(Some Hanging Chad)
 
 
 
Palm Beach County elections officials prove they're ready to screw-up another Presidential election
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(67)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Italian man catches priest in bed with his wife. Holy fark
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(113)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
New bottled water company is selling NY tap water in bottles and filling up people's empties as a way of pointing out how people have gone stupid
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Harry voted 'coolest' member of Royal family. Camilla stomps hooves, demands recount
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(62)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to call someone a homosexual slur because he's wearing tight, white jeans, snakeskin shoes and a fairy necklace, first make sure that guy isn't trained in boxing
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(409)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
An evening of drinking mixed with a misunderstanding about a girlfriend is never a good combination
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(48)
 
(tmj4)
 
 
 
Milwaukee residents gather to protest plans for a Church's Chicken in their neighborhood because it's food is not healthy. While the drug dealing, shootings, and unemployment in the same neighborhood is apparently okay
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(148)
 
(Arkansas Democrat-Gazettte)
 
 
 
Arkansas school separates boys from girls in classroom to help girls discuss the problems without distraction from boys. Classes on sandwich making and how to clean your feet after a long day on the kitchen floor expected to be big hits
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These people did not have hangovers when they created this art
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When asked why he tasered an 18-year-old pregnant woman and a town firefighter, cop says he meant no harm to either of the two and had the Taser turned to very low power. "He was just playing around"
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(120)
 
(The Herald)
 
 
 
Two charged with SNWI
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(42)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedish teens at a co-ed boarding school engaging in raunchy hazing rituals with bananas and chocolate prompts outrage on the part of school officials and envy on the part of the submitter
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(51)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Animal lover dies after being scratched by rat she was trying to free from bird feeder. IT'S LIKE RAIIIIIIINNNNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
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(138)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadians found to be "the happiest people in the world." Hey - we're wealthier, healthier, live longer, have less stress and are more adventurous in bed than Americans. What's not to like? Tag is for us
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(344)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rescue operation begins in Texas to rescue the sort of morans who sneered at people who wouldn't evacuate New Orleans before Katrina hit
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this holey tower
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(48)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Bullet analysis casts doubt on lone gunman in JFK assassination. This is not a repeat from 1963
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(206)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Capt. Frank Mundus, the man who inspired the character of Quint in Jaws, dead at 82. Farewell and adieu
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
You know who else returned to Berlin?
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bullying is the top health concern of parents of overweight children. Apparently "losing weight to avoid bullying" is far too difficult a concept for these morons to understand
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(328)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
"Researchers from [the] Ohio State University found television viewers who watch fake news programs are less informed about issues and candidates in election campaigns than those who watch network news shows."
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angry axe-wielding villagers in Peru mistake British tour group for mining company surveyors. Hilarity ensues
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire marshal forced to resign after giving two lap dances to a female co-worker and complimented her appearance on her birthday. That's hot
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(43)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Eating veggies shrinks the brain. Suck it, PETA
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(133)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Revealed: Britain's worst joke. (It's not Glasgow)
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(153)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Plane carrying 88 crashes in Russia. Palin confirms after seeing from home in Alaska
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Church of England will tomorrow officially apologise to Charles Darwin for misunderstanding his theory of evolution and biting his style [w/pic]
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(263)
 
(Guy who no like sexy with grannys)
 
 
 
Elementary nurse has sex with three boys with OMFG what were they thinking pics
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this projector
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why tartan - not to mention that swampwater they call "whisky" - is holding Scotland back from being a leader in stuff that people who live in first-world countries care about
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(67)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Your daily HOLY shiat video: being overtaken by a car going at relativistic velocities. Complete with "I think I soiled my pants" sounds
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(157)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What happens when architects are given Photoshop and they forget the laws of physics?
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(91)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
German city adds two Porsche Cayennes to its fire rescue team. Cool for the guys driving, asinine for the taxpayers. We'll call the tag a draw
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(70)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
There are about 30 homeless people in Beverly Hills, and the locals like Mark Wahlberg and Master P give them handouts of $2,000, bottles of Dom Perignon, and diamond-encrusted bracelets
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More and more men are becoming priests at mid-life. What ever happened to buying a Corvette and finding a trophy wife?
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(59)
 


Sat September 13, 2008
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
German man "sells his partner" as a sex slave to his neighbor for a crate of beer. Asinine tag pending until we find out what brand
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(124)
 
(PNJ)
 
 
 
Allah told you to watch Bruce Willis and walk the dog naked? That's a taserin'
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Thieves make off with live power line". Police are shocked, no positive leads yet. Probably stole them for the joules
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(75)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Two drunk attorneys go the wrong way through a Whataburger drive though, get arrested. Includes amusing video where they beg to go to county jail
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these proud landowners
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(67)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chicago proposes giant Ferris wheel. Will be powered by a Ferrari engine and only run in reverse
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Guy driving 38-ton truck erratically down highway wasn't drunk, he was watching "Battlestar Galactica"
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jesse Ventura: "Government not telling the truth about 9/11". With video goodness
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(971)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Money don't buy brains dept.: Idiot sues for broken umbrella he claims is worth $5000. Bonus: judge fines attorney for waste of judicial resources
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(58)
 
(Some Gal going to hell)
 
 
 
Good clean fun with a church sign generator (voting now enabled)
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(378)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Joe8122's son makes the paper. Talks about Fark too
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(273)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
I saw 700 turtles. In one house (pic)
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(60)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Bills fan drops $100,000 check to food bank to see if Bills owner would keep promise about "matching" gifts. Owner says "bring it on, no cap here"
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(134)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City has Broadway, superb shopping, the finest art galleries, the most diverse and stylish denizens - but if you want hot-looking people, go to Miami
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(76)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Man sues Amtrak for parking trains in a station where any drunk idiot could find them
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(46)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
After being released from jail on his marijuana possession charge, Ron White sends pizzas to sheriff and jailers
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(129)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Best Hurricane Ike photo yet
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's not every day that a speeding hamster in an exercise ball passes cars on the highway during rush hour traffic. This, however, is that day
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(57)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "What happens if you fall into a black hole? You die." If only stupidity were that lethal
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(119)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Russian troops withdraw from western Georgia, may occupy Alabama
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(32)
 
(modbee.com)
 
 
 
Robbers with clever plan to steal the entire cash register during robbery fail to anticipate one small thing: cash registers are heavy
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When disputes between landlords and tenants go hilariously bad: "He was supposed to pay me $800 a month, but he only ever paid me $200 to $300 a week"
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(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits standed by failed airline are now being flown back to UK -- by the lead singer of Iron Maiden
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(97)
 
(WIBC.com)
 
 
 
Farmers in Afghanistan have forgotten how to grow anything but opium. Lucky for them, the National Guard has lots of farmers
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(60)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The highlight of any falconry exhibition comes when the bird mistakes a man's toupee for a squirrel
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(26)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Office supplies in your sandwich? Yeah, we got that
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(21)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Eau De Humanity
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(39)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: teen dance raves. New hotness: teen "poncea," where teens compete to make out with as many people as they can. For those of you who don't speak Spanish, poncea roughly translates to "Lindsay Lohan"
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(114)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Residents are shocked to learn that some young drivers enjoy setting the high score on radar speed displays
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong: Photoshop people using the wrong tool to do a common task. LGT inspiration
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(87)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict, leader of the Catholic church, which has a net worth estimated to be in the tens of billions of dollars, is upset that the world bows to the false idols of money and power
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(500)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As Ike pounds Texas, a streaker in Beaumont sees his chance. Also, this is your new Hurricane Ike thread. Evacuees may post without wearing pants
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(327)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
North Shore Animal League declares Catober 1st the universal birthday for shelter cats, even if it won't fall on Caturday until 2011
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(387)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Large lizard on the loose in Boston. The "Mystery Science Theater 3000" crew is called into action
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(134)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
When the highway patrolman who pulled you over for doing 105 mph confiscates your knives & machine gun, a fistfight is your only option
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(96)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle. With two heads (pic)
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(64)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Con man attends country fair, gathers personal info by offering a chance to win a free cruise. To Las Vegas
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(35)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Sex lives of the Ancient Romans. Giggitus
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(153)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Put. the candle. back.
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(149)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pump people
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(52)
 
(appeal-democrat)
 
 
 
Retired judge was three times the legal limit for his 2nd DUI, so they threw the book at him... the law book, so he can do 12 whole days of manual, backbreaking pro-bono legal work instead of prison. Just like anyone else would get
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(87)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with suits against its own members, HOA sues Casey Anthony protesters
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Russian submarines to test-fire intercontinental ballistic missiles. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(116)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Zero energy solar homes: If the meter arrow points left, you're sending power - if it points right, you're buying it
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(121)
 
(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "Woof, woof, woof." "We'll send an ambulance right away."
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(128)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The first rule of Elementary School Sex Club is you don't talk about Elementary School Sex Club
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(189)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Cities' drinking water safest in years.... whooooaaaa... duuuuuddee....the colors
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(56)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After last spring's "misplaced" warhead incident, high-cost Pentagon report decisively concludes that it may be time to study the feasability of launching an investigation into possibly overhauling our nuclear controls
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(36)
 
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
In a shocking exposé, Inside Edition discovers that most carnival ride operators are drunk and stoned ex-cons on parole. Romero expected to follow-up with shocking nutrition facts on funnel cakes and corn dogs
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(102)
 


Fri September 12, 2008
(ABC)
 
 
 
Major power outages and high winds now hitting Houston. Downtown Galveston under five feet of water before rain even hits. Take a hike, Ike(i.e. Your Hurricane Ike discussion thread)
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(1415)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not News: Someone wins lottery. Semi-News: Wants to donate $3mil to a charity. Fark: Charity turns it down "because his organization counsels against addictions, including gambling"
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(112)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Randy Newman was right
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(206)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Banker sends out an email requesting an attractive female roommate who will cook and clean for him and move out within a month if he finds a serious girlfriend. "It was either a bad joke or the most sexist thing ever written."
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(126)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ man claims diplomatic immunity because he is an aboriginal emperor. Traditional tribal garb includes ugg boots, large sunglasses, and shirts with SLUT written in glitter
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cool: Chocolate store offers chocolate covered magic mushrooms. Sad: Cops close down the shop. Fark: Customer tries to buy magic mushrooms from officer at the scene
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(46)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's mugshot roundup. Secret ingredient: Karma
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(204)
 
(NewsNet 5)
 
 
 
Guy steals two cans of beer, gets sent to jail. Bonus: His name is Duff
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(29)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman comes home to find a SUV with two bodies still strapped in it sitting at the bottom of her pool (w/pic)
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(102)
 
(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
Your Friday afternoon train wreck thread
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(180)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Adventures in journalism: Twittering the funeral of a 3-year-old boy
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(67)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sounds like a real bad episode of 90210: Mom steals daughter's ID, pretends to be high school cheerleader. Rah
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this unfinished painting of Sir Redmund Barry
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illinois priest charged with getting paritioners high on "nose Jesus"
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bride dies of a "sore throat" ten days after she got married. Must have been one hell of a honeymoon
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(103)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 10 smuggest small towns in the US
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(195)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
One small step for man, one giant leap for space based microwave power stations whose beams accidentally wander across your town frying everyone there, except the cranky guy who drinks sterno
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(98)
 
(Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Hurricane Ike expected to have little impact in Fort Collins." No, Colorado can't haz hurricane. Not yours
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(67)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Obama to make Saturday Night Live appearance this Saturday, lame lipstick jokes expected
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(132)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
World's oldest polar bear is being treated with sweet confections. Cupcakes: is there anything they can't do?
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian President Medvedev says he would have flipped NATO the bird and invaded Georgia anyway if it was a NATO member, given the same circumstances. Well isn't THAT interesting
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(251)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ian Lidman, sat on his front porch and drank a beer. He said he can't evacuate his three dogs so he's staying. "I've got an ax ... I could chip a hole in the roof if I need to."
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(312)
 
(Green Daily)
 
 
 
Fifteen most repulsive foods in the world. Your dog does NOT want to be steak (warning: graphic dead animal pics in link)
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(403)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch on Bill O'Reilly's constant Olbermann whining: "Bill shouldn't be such a pussy."
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(219)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Woman invents purse that will thrill pick-pockets everywhere
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(160)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
*CORRECTION* - King of Maine endorses Obama. Now there's an endorsement
source: seacoastonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Air Force tests airborne laser gun, but misses the target. In other news, the home of a smarmy physics professor was flooded with popcorn at virtually the exact same time the test occurred
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(239)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Father lays pipe to the head of the teenage boy laying pipe to his daughter
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(568)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson to Lehman Brothers: Not saving your sorry ass
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(113)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dem Senate candidate unhappy about ad depicting him as an aging hippy in a smoke-filled VW van. "It could be the engine overheating," said the ad's writer
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(133)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pakistani generals order troops to kill US forces that may be in that country attacking Taliban militants, nevermind that the only reason they're there is to do the job Pakistan is too incompetent to do
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(404)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
Video
 
Reporter gets a bit too close to the waves from Ike crashing over the Galveston Seawall
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(170)
 
(Boone's Farm)
 
 
 
If you're furnishing alcohol to your minor boyfriend, you prolly shouldn't engage in a "freelance demolition derby" with him in the driveway
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(55)
 
(WHAS11)
 
NewsFlash
 
KY Governor declares State of Emergency due to fights at local gas stations over $1 per gallon price increase
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(494)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Incredible aerial video of storm waves crashing over the Galveston Seawall (the "oh shiat" shots being around 4:45 in)
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(223)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
We admit it won't end crime or reduce gun violence, but it's still a good idea to spend $50k on a buyback. Bonus: None of the weapons taken in last years buyback was ever tested for involvement in open cases
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(101)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Mindless Floridians flock to the pumps as a result of a viral email warning of $5/gal gas due to the storm
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(121)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Religion evolved to help us survive because the tendency to falsely link cause to effect is occasionally beneficial
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(454)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Forecasters: "This storm could kill you". Houstonians: "Meh"
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(283)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: Soap
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Report: Kim well enough to brush his teeth, beat up Chuck Norris, armwrestle Jesus
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(63)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Video of people fire bombing strip mall not clear enough to identify suspects, although it did show one of them setting themselves on fire. So that's something
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(63)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"The media so far has been the biggest loser in this race. All of the media, not just Fox News, is now being viewed as partisan in one way or another."
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(455)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Officials from several states are urging parents to take their children outside for fresh air every now and then. Do you believe that? OUTSIDE
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(86)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Are you on the terrorist watch list? Just change your name
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(120)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Cops on the lookout for a bland thief after numerous bottles of vanilla extract stolen from Cape Cod supermarket. In other news, common vanilla extract also happens to be 43 proof liquor
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(101)
 
(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Probably best not to spend thousands on a robot barman, flank him with gorgeous models, invite the press and then spend the entire photo shoot trying to fix him
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(59)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Former bishop of Edinburgh takes middle road, but notes of neo-atheists that "in their evangelical intensity they bear a marked resemblance to the religious protagonists they most despise"
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(492)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Got problems with moochy coworkers stealing your lunch? This'll help
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(211)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nothink whill save the future of our language if this isn't stoped
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(172)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Still smouldering remains of badly burned man found on 11th tee of Scottish golf course, about 455 yards away, was gonna hit about a 2 iron I think
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(127)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not news: businessman cleans public bathroom. Fark: he charges the Michigan town $156 for his work
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(72)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
If some douchebag public servant sends you a take-down notice for a web link, you just hit the jackpot
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(130)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
With higher fuel prices comes kids rediscovering the joys of walking to school. Uphill, both ways, after working 24 hours a day at mill for fourpence every six years
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(83)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Religious sect upset that bike lanes bring scantily clad North Williamsburg hipsters - especially sexy women - through their neighgorho .... oh my G-d, look at that naked ankle
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(382)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What are Obama and McCain talking about here?
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(178)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
A time capsule will help people remember how life was like in 1958. Too bad nobody remembers where it is
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(49)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You think it's bad when an SUV tries to park in a compact car parking space? Wait until you see what happens when a fighter jet parks there
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(68)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hang-gliding possum is Britain's new must-have pet winning the hearts of owners by flying across living rooms
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(95)
 
(examiner.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop these high school football fans
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(46)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's Darwin's award nominee: Cat Burglar, while running from police jumps over three foot wall. With 200 foot drop on the other side
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(116)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Central Florida terrorized by frogs. "I told them we should get on our knees and pray, because I think it is a plague. I do"
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Last word on Nanny State: "With our claustrophobic little homes it's no wonder people get drunk and stab each other"
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(62)
 
(OC Register)
 
 
 
Vacuum salesman sucks
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(31)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Mom argues that a purse ban at her daughter's school is wrong because girls will have to put tampons in their pockets. "Girls that age are easily embarrassed; they don't want people to know they have their period."
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(221)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you ran up a £5,700 bill calling phone sex chatlines for 27 straight hours during your stay in a hotel then "forgot" to pay the bill, these cops would like a word with you
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(57)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Owner macgyvers his poodle back to life with an oygen tube, stethoscope and some good old-fashioned CPR
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Giving birth has become a sort of competitive sport for modern mothers who boast about how long their labour was, how few painkillers they needed and how many pre-natal Pilates classes they had"
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(160)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Great news for Farkers: Queen's University in Belfast is now offering a Jedi course in personal development
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(49)
 


Thu September 11, 2008
(Fark)
 
 
 
From Farker Joe8122: Thank you Fark (DIL & DIT)
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(290)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Venezuela's Chavez orders US ambassador to depart within 72 hours
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(536)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Thanks to global warming, the seas could soon be filled with giant floating ice penises. Are you happy now?
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(115)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Baked potatos banned from schools, even though they always obey the dress code and show up with a jacket on
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(70)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ten things your boss hates about you. All the time you spend on Fark surprisingly absent
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(216)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The devil made me do it. New hawtness: Global warming made me do it. New Farkness: This legal defense worked
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(76)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Welcome to Britain's dirtiest flat. Look in amazement at the pile of cigarette butts on the bathroom sink and then see the £5,000 worth of discarded take away containers. Be sure to stop off at the gift shop before you leave
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(216)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
MSM discovers phenomenon of Homestar Runner and Strong Bad emails, tries to explain its popularity
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(96)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Woman wrote a check for $24,072.47 to buy a brand new Camry. Dealer should have probably verify that her account was in an open status (with "It's a man, baby" pic of her
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(72)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gator and Seminole fans demand apology from Fox Sports after being named most obnoxious in the nation, but all agree they were half-right
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(216)
 
(National Weather Service)
 
 
 
"Persons not heeding evacuation orders in single family one or two story homes [along the coast] will face certain death." Jeeze, National Weather Service, way to be a debbie downer
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(246)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
At New York Fashion Week, "Be EcoChic" turned out to be as effective of a mantra for green living as "Drill, baby, drill"
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(36)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy in a weird thing
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bees: they've always been our friend. Until that hive truck accident
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(59)
 
(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
Today's ready made Fark headline that's not as disturbing as it sounds "9-Year-Old Girl Delivers Baby Brother"
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Philly hammer-wielding attacker caught. Apparently has previous record as a loser and, surprise, mental issues
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(51)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Naked, lotioned up, and pressing your body against windows is no way to go through Nebraska, son
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Radio guys put lipstick on a pig, decide it looks better than Nancy Pelosi(w/pics)
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(87)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
City of Reno trying to save VW bug/spider sculpture. Actually uses the argument that its "featured prominently on Reno 911. That show is on seven days a week in reruns"
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(54)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Bank forecloses on megayacht marina and holds bankruptcy auction. Hilarity ensues
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're trying to beat a huge fraud charge, saying you're the victim of a voodoo curse that made your child's fingers fall off won't help you beat the rap
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(26)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man prepares for bar mitzvah 65 years late. Then again, he had a pretty good excuse when he was 13
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(78)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery shows you how to *really* survive a horror movie
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(72)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
First Obama was all like, let's get Al-Qaeda in Pakistan okay then McCain was all like, lol ur naive and now Bush is like, SEKRIT GROUND ASSAULTS FTW
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(127)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this muggers intended victim with a four time national karate champion. Let's see if anyone notices
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(87)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Cops are starting to wear mini-cams on their belts. "Clearly, we don't support being a surveillance culture."
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(73)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Russia Expert Sarah Palin: Let's go to war, lol
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(1449)
 
(Some 4th Grader)
 
 
 
Latest domestic terror threat: Pencil Sharpeners
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(36)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
After two months of rehab, an Indy officer who was shot in the head is released from the hospital. Will receive hero's welcome at WNBA game. Seriously, has he not suffered enough???
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(24)
 
(Some Car Guy)
 
 
 
If only they were real: Introducing the Smorvette, Smerrari and the dreaded Smamborghini
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing girl found in suitcase, charged extra $15 to check self on flight
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Ok, here is your baby formula, diapers, toy cars and a side order of meth. Thank you and please come again"
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(14)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Hydrox Cookies return to celebrate 100 years of history, 96 years of inferiority to Oreos
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(153)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Any study that relies on a chart of Google searches for the term 'oil speculation' to make the case that futures traders are responsible for yo-yoing crude prices should be greeted with a heavy dose of skepticism"
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(51)
 
(Iowa City Press Citizen)
 
 
 
When pulled over for a traffic violation, don't admit that you used the paintabll gun in your backseat for vandalism six months ago. Story complete with "baggie of marijuana"
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(26)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Argument over the proper way to water plants results in gunshots, machete chase
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(19)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
At Ford, (cutting jobs of) Quality (employees) is Job #1. Flint, MI lights up Michael Moore distress signal
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you want to watch bondage porn while your students are working, at least remember to disconnect your laptop from the projector
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(101)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
What's creepier than a guy having sex with his unconscious wife who's recovering from a stroke in a nursing home? Cops secretly videotaping him in the act
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(154)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Opticians across America can't keep Sarah Palin's eyeglasses in stock. "They call asking for the particular model - the Kawasaki 704. It's like they've already done their research on it. They just love how it looks"
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(290)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clumps have attacked the legs of the Phoenix Mars Lander and are continuing to change and grow, EVERYBODY PANIC
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(127)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Islamic terrorists urge their minions to start forest fires to punish infidels. Smokey Bear to change slogan to "Only an Apache Longbow firing AGM-114 Hellfire missiles can prevent forest fires"
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(101)
 
(WTMJ)
 
 
 
School district's program to reduce truancy ends up increasing truancy. Oops
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(64)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
Judge tosses indictments in NFL/MLB/wrestling steroids investigation
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(30)
 
(KFBK)
 
 
 
30 year old perv enrolls in school as a 12 year old. Gets caught after school checks paperwork. Havnig his own car and 5 o'clock shadow overlooked
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(137)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Man shot in groin on Merrimac Street in Rochester. Perhaps he should have Monitored his situation better
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(124)
 
(Honolulu Star-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Entire state of Hawaii under a shark warning. Good thing people don't go in the water much there
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(100)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
McCain spends the morning in Shanksville, because if there's one thing he knows about, it's plane crash sites
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(307)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Moronic mischief makers make moltov menace. Family faces federal felonies; father floored
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(37)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
America owns and operates at least 761 bases around the globe with one in Afghanistan that has an entire hockey arena for the Canadian troops stationed there, who says the military is bloated?
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(218)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda corporate office displeased with Iraqi branch over QC, HR, and marketing problems, threatens audit
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge gives child sex offender five and half years probation. Man makes it 40 minutes before cops arrest him for buying children ice cream
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man chokes on coffee, drives into house, sets it on fire. Ta-DA
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
There was a policeman from Kent, who said the train was aflame as it went. It was doused in the Chunnel whilst the people were funneled from this non news-worthy event
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(24)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
21% of those with salaries of $100,000 or more say they are living paycheck to paycheck
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(627)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Thieves break into the house of Obama relatives in Kenya. They found the pig but not the lipstick
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) says he didn't pay taxes on rental income from his Dominican villa because he didn't understand the finances. Note: Rangel chairs the House committee that writes U.S. tax law
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(167)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tiny little houses -- in which you can barely stretch out or install a flat-screen TV -- is the latest bogus media-created trend
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(260)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD cares about black people: Kanye West arrested in Los Angeles for felony vandalism, impersonating Steve Urkel
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(198)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Director of education at the British Royal Society backs teaching of creationism alongside evolution. "Just because something lacks scientific support doesn't seem to me a sufficient reason to omit it from the science lesson"
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(1010)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Penis-size argument in pub leaves three people dead and two in critical condition. Penis
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(234)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Water works closes in Birmingham, Alabama for 9-11. Despite the fact that the rest of the federal, state and local agencies are still at work. Better hope nothing happens that might require extreme amounts of water
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(72)
 
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
The part of the New York Yankees is being played by: Baja California
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(45)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trunk touch-up
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(67)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Plucky woman beats burglars with brass instrument, reeds their license tag. Police pick them up. Viola
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(87)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Il still in control of North Korea. Facial muscles, motor function, bladder, maybe not so much
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fifteen percent of poll respondents blame the U.S. government and seven percent blame Israel for 9/11 attacks
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(497)
 
(kcci.com)
 
 
 
Today's "highway closure due to animals" story brought to you by Des Moines. Here piggy, piggy, piggy...
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Issues? Who cares about issues? VPILF has done a photo shoot for Vogue
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(342)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The governor of Montana jokes that he rigged the senatorial election to get a fellow Democrat into Congress. Guess what happens next?
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(95)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Creaky arthritic knees? Thinking about knee surgery? New study says that your time and money is better spent on hookers. They won't help your knees, but you won't care
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(67)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Lost footage of McCain being released from North Vietnamese custody discovered (with link to video)
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(567)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bloomberg wants more control over Ground Zero, including installation of two giant screens full of constant obscure financial information
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge commends Nicole Ritchie for managing to stop making a complete mockery of herself
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(36)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The weenies in Austin -- which is 212 miles away from the Gulf Coast -- postpone their game with Arkansas because of Hurricane Ike. Is that a longhorn or a uterus on your helmets?
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(318)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Oil falls under $100 a barrel on news that lipstick looks stupid on a pig
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(218)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you've been punching out kangaroos and putting up videos on YouTube, the Australian police would like to have a word with you
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(87)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Teacher okay after crashing into bear on a bicycle." And how the bear got on the bicycle, we'll never know
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(87)
 
(TX Coastal Farkers Welcome!)
 
 
 
Reminder: DALLAS-FORT WORTH Fark Party tomorrow night. 8pm at the Dubliner
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy holding a... something
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(55)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you're from New Mexico and get pulled over by cops in New Jersey, it's probably not a good idea to tell them that you drove all that way out there for peanut butter and pastrami sandwiches
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(68)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Do my bosons give you a hadron?" and other LHC related jokes. Do your worst, Fark
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(363)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mayor says firefighters deserve less pay because they can "sleep." Bonus: The article reads like a rejected script from "Reno 911"
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(103)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scooby Doo, where are you? There's a man here with a summons for you to appear as a witness
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(29)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Why vodak and high-jumping don't mix. (With video goodness)
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(99)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Andrew Giuliani's dismissal from the Duke golf team came after he threw an apple at a teammate's face, verbally abused his coaches and broke a club during a tournament. His poor play on holes 9-11 apparently not a factor
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(Some Memphis Paper)
 
 
 
No new trial for the West Memphis Three
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(150)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Disney Character credited with helping a 12-year-old boy and father tread water for infinity and beyond in shark- and jellyfish-infested waters
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(125)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
So much for the ol' switcheroo
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(53)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man arrested for asking people in a park if they wanna "hang out" or "play." Oh yeah, he's naked. And this is not the first time
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge won't let a man acquitted of rape charges legally change his name to The Count of Monte Cristo
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(59)
 
(DARPA)
 
 
 
Parents wary of "super lice" on their dirty, scrungy kids. Wait until they hear about atomic crabs
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(87)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 175: "Orange." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 10, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these step sisters
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(40)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta adds "donation meters" in an attempt to curb aggressive beggers. Now that's some change to believe in
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(104)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
MSN tackles legalized drugs. Answer: We would all become addicts
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(262)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"A woman who signs up to protect her country is more likely to be raped by a fellow soldier than killed by enemy fire"
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(255)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk, stupid and directing traffic is a good way to get attention from the police
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Zoo tiger cub named after Billy Ray Cyrus. No word on achyness or breakyness of cub's heart
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(21)
 
(WJLA-TV)
 
 
 
Guess what's back, back again? $54 million pants are back, tell a friend
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(158)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Police minister resigns because he got caught having a party in his parliamentary offices where he stripped to his undies and danced on the furniture and simulated a sex act with another minister. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Asked what it tasted like to give mouth-to-mouth to a cat, Firefighter Machado laughed, grimaced and said: "Like fur."
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(52)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Grad student plans to sell her virginity to pay for tuition. Bonus: To get a master's in "family and marriage counseling." (with "like a fist of an angry god" picture)
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(363)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo
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(146)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Vet says puppy that ate 6 pounds of rocks should be fine, as long as he doesn't try to go swimming (w/video)
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
17% of new doctors admit to making fun of patients. Other 83% laughing too hard at your stupid tattoos and piecings to answer
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(134)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Air Force officer charged with trying to show female coworker his ballistic missile while the two were on duty in ICBM launch bunker. Scary, Asinine, Dumbass tags vie for launch codes
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(48)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
McCain: I'm OUTRAGED. Obama: You're outraged? That's OUTRAGEOUS, because I'm even MORE outraged, and I know that is what the voters want... more focus on blind OUTRAGE
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(300)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Twelve barrels of lager were mistakenly delivered to the queen at Windsor Castle instead of going to a pub of the same name
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(47)
 
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
And the role of Tina Turner will be played by: Texas coastline
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(167)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a drug cartel girl. Night-time would find me evading the bloodshed; We moved from Juarez when the violence unfurled
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(86)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
In the latest government scandal, Department of the Interior employees found in bed with oil companies. Literally
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(118)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You'd think that a photo worth thousands of dollars showing a nurse in bed would be hotter
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(55)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Boy trapped inside running washing machine survives, ready for dry cycle
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sirius XM chief's new stance: "Regular radio sucks"
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(272)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Turns out that the 15th most wanted man in America has just been sitting on his arse in a nursing home
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(83)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Large roadside flea market goes up in flames in West Virginia. Damages expected to be in the tens of dollars
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(74)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
While we were busy wondering if North Korea's leader was sick, they snuck off and built a big-ass missile site
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(78)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Mark this day: No longer content to merely attack us from the land, bears have now launched their advanced amphibious assault models, and are climbing into boats to maul fishermen. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(92)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Senior 9/11 cop busted for dressing as Bin Laden (with hilarious pic)
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Fed's next move could be to lower rates." This soon to be followed by "Fed might raise rates." And of course the gripping, controversial conclusion: "Fed might not do anything"
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lithe redhead
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(66)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Record number of cold, barren objects with no intelligent life reported off coast of Canada. Besides Newfoundland, that is
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(84)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
From the folks who banned foie gras, have no enormous budget shortfall, no senseless shootings and a 100 percent graduation rate, Chicago moves to rid the city of the dreaded metal baseball bat
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(71)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Never too early to whore out your toddler: High heels are now available to match perfectly with sexy tanktops and highlights splendidly all tramp-stamps and navel piercings
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(148)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian bombers and missiles are now within 1,000 miles of U.S. soil. No, this isn't a repeat from 1962
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(223)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Top U.S. generals in Afghanistan pick a damn inconvenient time to start telling the truth about how things are going there
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(97)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scenes of devastation blanket Haiti. In related news, the hurricane did some damage too
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(60)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Family upset daughter is branded with sign of the devil, court tells family to suck it up, happens to 100 girls every year. Good job Damian, you did good
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(185)
 
(Breitbart.tv)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve Cohen, Democratic congressman from Tennessee, brings the idiotic "Jesus was a community organizer, Pilate was a governor" meme to the House floor. Bonus: He's Jewish
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(348)
 
(KFBK)
 
 
 
If you steal someone's flea market gorilla, apologizing on YouTube won't prevent the owners from pressing charges
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Workers learn the meaning of "load bearing wall" the hard way
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Vermont election officials are a bit fed up with having to count write-in votes for Bart Simpson because someone with that name might live in Vermont. Don't have a cow, man
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(65)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
New tougher Florida driver's license rules mean that 80-year-olds will only be allowed to drive with the left turn signal on for six continuous years instead of the previously mandated eight
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(28)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Paralympics wheelchair basketball player kicked out of event for taking banned drug contained in his hair loss treatment product. There's gonna be hell toupee for this
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(68)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ten reasons Floridians don't move away during hurricane season
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(102)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
North Korea claims Kim Jong is not Il
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The latest washed up B-movie actor to run for office (shakes magic eight ball) is Val Kilmer
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(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Facebook look "is here to stay." Company says users upset at new appearance will get over it
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(177)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another animal gaffe. This time Obama uses his secret code to imply that the media are really drug addicted felines
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(418)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Man mistakes own apartment for Taco Bell drive thru. Outcoming result eerily similar
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(42)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Slowing economy blamed for rising number of loose housewives. Really
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(188)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you thought 17 year cicadas were bad, you should see the 50 year rats
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(86)
 
(PJStar.com)
 
 
 
Step 1: Gather 2 tons of golf balls, 1000 clubs for troops overseas. Step 2: See if National Guard will fly them across the world. Step 3: Rethink the order of Step 1 and 2
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lost cat returned home after nine years of wandering the earth in search of an honest cheeseburger while holding a lantern at midday
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(72)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Motorist, pulled over for doing double the speed limit on a steep hill, whips out a skateboard and attempts the Tony Hawk method of evading justice
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(44)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Giant penis man needs "re-chalkers"
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(53)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If someone mails you a letter offering a catalog of "illegal" kiddy porn films, well, that's just the Feds trying to entrap you(some NSFW text included)
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(203)
 
(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
AA flight attendants are SHOCKED to find people look in-flight internet porn
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(127)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The US budget is a mess not because of tax cuts (tax receipts actually increased by $785 billion since 2003) or defense spending. It's because Congress has spent like a drunken sailor in a Hong Kong cathouse
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(220)
 
(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
The top three recipients of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac campaign money are all Democratic Senators: Chris Dodd, John Kerry, and Barack Obama
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(158)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
♫Lenin was bald, Stalin was hairy...♫
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Whoever slipped that Valium into Barack Obama's coffee needs to be found and arrested by the Democrats because Obama has gone from cool to cold"
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(277)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
In retrospect, having students stare in a bag of crap wasn't the proper response to a messy bathroom
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(38)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
People who check their email every five minutes waste 8.5 hours a week figuring out what they were doing moments before
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(78)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paraphrased Obama on "lipstick" furor. "Don't you f*cking idiots have anything better to do? Christ."
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(1061)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
How would the military handle a zombie attack? The Straight Dope is there
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(344)
 
(James His Own Bad Self)
 
 
 
TFer Lileks takes on a left-wing Canadian columnist's Palin-smuggery. Pwnage? Like Vince Carter over Frederic Weis, you bet your bippy there is
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(265)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
North Korea denies that Dear Leader is about to be dearly departed, despite a dear cerebral hemorrhage
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(61)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Although Don Knotts is no longer with us, Barney Fife is still around
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(46)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
There's a right way and a wrong way to deal with being on probation. Shooting yourself to collect disability would be the wrong way (w/ David Crosby-riffic mugshot)
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(20)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston gets free wind turbine for City Hall, $5,000 donation to install it, ends up paying $8,000 and violating state bidding law in order to power 19 light bulbs on windy days
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(60)
 
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
Q: How long does it take hurricane evacuees to completely trash a shelter? A: 4 days
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(296)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Radio advert banned because disclaimer was read too fast. Company responds by claiming, "wewerenotawareofanywrongdoing andpromiseqpwdkssasxwsawe"
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(71)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Woman surprised to be scammed out of $9,000 after being approached in a Wal-Mart by two women who claimed to be illegals in need of help cashing a lottery ticket, they only needed $9,000 cash up front in order to do it
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(180)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Tomb of the Unknown Soldier has cracked marble that must be replaced. Man buys and donates flawless piece of marble from the same quarry. Army says "It's free, we can't take it"
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(192)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN takes on the tough question: Does liquids ban make us safer in skies? And apparently have found the only idiot who thinks it does
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(222)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Once again, Virginia finds itself on the leading edge of law enforcement with regards to fashion
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy at the end of his rope
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man told by doctors that he only has 4-6 weeks to live readies for the end and gives all his money away. After a year, he's thinking about getting a second opinion
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(94)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
That sound you heard in the middle of the night? That "sproing" was the collective erection of 9,000 physicists as the Large Hadron Collider was fired for the first time
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(425)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy was apparently not in effect for Saxon warriors 1,000 years ago
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(259)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
American performer claims Israeli airport security forced him to dance to prove his identity before he was permitted to enter the country, performer felt "humiliated." What a feeling
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(155)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New policy requires park wardens to stop and interrogate any adult who is not accompanied by a child. I guess you'll just have to pick one up on the way
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(101)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Morbidly obese patients in Nanny State denied lifesaving weight-reduction surgery because it costs too much - and doctors believe anyone who could force down that much British food is suicidal anyway
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(175)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Verizon worker accused of making $220,000 worth of phone sex calls on customers' dime, being extemely lonely
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(28)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin action figure now available in these costumes; executive in a suit, action hero with a gun in a mini skirt, or in a low-cut school girl uniform. You can pull her string, but she won't say anything until September 11
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(344)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coolest missing 77-year-old man found back at the pub, drinking beer
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(18)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the 205-year-old couple... but you better do so before they have to head out for the Early Bird Special
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want someone to fall in love with you, take them on a rollercoaster ride
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(70)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Lebanese woman finds 26 pearls in one oyster, enough for her own necklace
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(31)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Top 30 other days that the world didn't quite end
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(112)
 
(Some Medic)
 
 
 
Not news: FireMedics save man having heart attack. Fark.com: On top of a 450 foot tower (with vid)
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(39)
 
(Occupy.com)
 
 
 
Two women try to prove a point by kidnapping 1st grader to show how easy it is. You're definitely doing it all wrong
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(60)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What would the world look like if the other side won the war? LGT inspiration
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Tue September 09, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline, "Man blames bad driving on spilled beer"
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(75)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
City folk who moved to the rural suburbs distressed to find out it's perfectly legal for hunters to hunt in their neighborhoods. "I'm afraid for my kids"
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(217)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Homecoming bonfires. New hotness: Setting your dorm on fire when you throw your lit marijuana ashes away
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(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea sent spies diguised as taekwondo masters to try to assassinate South Korea's president back in the 1980s. Don't they know you should never send a gup to do a ninja's job?
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(109)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bad news: you have colon cancer. Good news: you get surgery to remove it. Worse news: New data shows only 38% of U.S. hospitals do recommended post surgery tests to make sure you're cancer-free
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ATTENTION DES MOINES, IOWA: "Slaughterhouse 5" does not mean "you can hire five-year-olds at a slaughterhouse"
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(94)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Do you like riding the train, Jimmy?" "Yes." "Good, now sit over there while I beat this guy with a hammer for no reason." (With video badness, and fellow passengers letting it happen)
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(290)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men smuggle big ball of shiny metal that sparkled at night. Shocked to discover growth of extra foot, kidney failure
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(105)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Homeowners association wants man to tear down house rebuilt after plane crashed into old one, killing his wife and son. Double bonus: Demands new house be exactly like one they died in
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(209)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
News: USB thumb drive with military secrets found on floor of nightclub. Fark: This is the 120th time it has happened
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It took 21 months, but Berkeley has finally gotten rid of those pesky tree hippies
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(139)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman hits her boyfriend in the nose with a vase because he was "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"
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(68)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: 1970s television characters replacing characters in more recent series
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(169)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
SWAT team peacefully ends an eight-hour standoff with an empty house
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(54)
 
(BSU|DN)
 
 
 
Indiana high school bans T-shirts with possible double meanings, including "Ball U" shirts from nearby Ball State University
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(123)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. Army and Sears work out a deal to license "Big Red One" clothing line, to the dismay of many veterans. Marine Corps line could follow
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(167)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky taking land-lines out of dorms because students don't know what land-lines are for
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(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For each home football game, store offers one percent off for every point Arkansas State wins by. Hilarity ensues when they win their home opener 83-10
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(92)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Nearly nude women shower with each other in public to protest... does it really matter what they're protesting?
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(317)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Neighborhood argument over loose dog results in streetwide melee featuring fist fight, bitten child, stabbed dog, donkey-punched wife, multiple bear spray assaults, and father-and-son mugshots
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(109)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Group is recruiting pastors for a "Pulpit Freedom Sunday" on Sept. 28, where they will violate IRS rules and specifically endorse candidates in church. This is of course, all about free speech and the timing is pure coincidence
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(345)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Evangelical leader says McCain must embrace Palin's beliefs -- including the belief in faith healing, the notion that the end times are upon us and the idea that God wants us in Iraq in order for us to speed up that whole end times thingy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life, but it will save your ass in a mugging
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Missing teacher" spotted in Manhattan Apple store, checking her email
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
New president of Detroit city council pledges more openness with media. Just kidding: She started screaming "YOU ARE EVIL. LEAVE ME ALONE" at press during her first meeting and before they had even asked her a question
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain campaign still playing Heart's "Barracuda" at Sarah Palin events, say they have the clearances. Band's former guitarist welcomes the royalties, which enable him to eat a real meal for once
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rare blond hedgehog turns up at animal-rescue centre. With your "Awwww" pic of the day if you're into hedgies
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Taco, the crime fighting chihuahua, hunts down fugitive (with video of Taco in action)
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(Gordon Freeman)
 
 
 
Reddit and Fark team up to help the scientists at CERN defeat the alien invaders after the Large Hadron Collider opens a dimensional rift during tomorrow's experiment
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New study claims fewer college students smoking. Tobacco
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
New study suggests Neanderthal brains grew much like ours do. Which explains election season
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Electric utility plans text-messaging thermostat to keep customers aware of usage and hourly price. R U 2 Hot? SUK It
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fifty-one things you aren't allowed to see on Google Earth
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Guy that works at Waffle House feels the declining tips are because of the economy, as opposed to because of where he works
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
According to Rasmussen, the old-fart land-line phone user polls are now even between POW/Mooseburger and Secret Muslim/Foot-in-Mouth Guy. Just 56 more of these to argue about, folks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal deficit to soar to $407 billion. What did that Iraq war cost again?
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Man enters Christian book store, inquires about book on slavery, buys a greeting card, then robs the place. Wonder what occasion the card was for?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mega phone
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Axe body spray's new commercial, featuring a white man turning into "chocolate man" and giving chunks of his face away, is destoying Indian culture and is immediately banned (with vid)
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(Evan Williams)
 
 
 
You can't rush greatness. Funny I tell my wife that all the time. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
American Airlines lose luggage as usual, except this time it's a corpse, which they also omit to keep refrigerated for four days. Eventually, they chuck the remains back to husband. "Sorry about the smell, mate"
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(Farker Joe8122)
 
 
 
Farker Joe8122's son needs your help. Please read
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