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Sun August 10, 2008
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this test console
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father and Son get a tasering after complaining about the price of a Ferris Wheel ticket. Mom caps the night off by hurling glassware at arresting officers
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian and Georgian Olympic medal winners hug it out on the podium
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(146)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
NATIVE AMERICAN HUSTLE: British Man Leaves Job At Mayo Factory To Pursue Lifelong Dream - Pretending To Be North American Indian.
 
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Vandals entering unlocked cars, turning on dome lights, running down batteries. Local communities plan meetings and expensive, city-wide campaigns to see if there's any simple way to prevent people from breaking into unlocked cars
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(113)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
New book reveals Kafka's hardcore pornography collection, list of people he hate hate hate hate hate hate hates
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(200)
 
(eastandard.net)
 
 
 
Strange and unscheduled military planes from the U.S. have been making secretive night landings in Kenya for the last couple months. No explanation from authorities at the Pentagon except, "it was dark."
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(144)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Worst. Smoke Alarm. EVAR
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(89)
 
(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Not News: 13-year-old sets up lemonade stand. News: To raise money for cancer. Fark: She makes $1,173
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(80)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
"Not even the cops who descended on her with billy clubs as she played her ukulele at a family bridal shower could take the oomph out of the one-time junior national shot put champ."
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goodbye, children: Isaac Hayes dead at 65
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(596)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
93-year-old author spends proceeds from her first book on massive house and invites unhappy friends from her care home to move in with her
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(85)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: Own a towing company and wait until there is a parade in Chicago. Step 2: After the parade starts, erect 'no parking' signs where people have parked. Step 3: $$$
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(193)
 
(CNN)
 
Video
 
Fearless dog chases black bear up a tree, will get the exact dinner which that dog translator and dozens of Fark headlines say it wants
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(58)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Finland wins the Sauna World Championship. In other news, there is a Sauna World Championship
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an award-winning entry for the Fark Science Fair
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(51)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland DA says that his job is to make sure the Fourth Amendment stays dead
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(320)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Your daily Awwwwwwwwwwwwww: Zoo Atlanta introduces it's new lion cubs
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(53)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Bicyclists interrupt complaining about cars driving too fast to complain that bicycle speed limit is too slow
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(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can't for the life of me imagine why a seven year old homeschooled child would rebel against something called "Furry Hour"
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(471)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Congress introduces Halting Airplane Noise to Give Us Peace (HANG UP) act which makes the ban on cell phone use while flying permanent, overriding the STFU act passed in 1998
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(155)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan holds ice cream festival. In case you're kicking yourself because you missed it, the star flavors were eel, raw horse, curry, crab and potato, and oh yes, the award-winning beef tongue ripple
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fourteen-year-old Maryland teen texts without abbreviations, bad grammar. OMG RU Serious?
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(147)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Olympic reporters complaining about the Great Firewall of China, just now realizing what type of government actually runs China these days
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(179)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Now you can't even eat popcorn at the cinema in the United Nanny State Kingdom
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(188)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Artist sets up an endowment of $9000 to give away one muffin per day in perpetuity. Donors include Ed Harris and the other Paul Newman
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(39)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Runaway cows have town looking for answers, big BBQ pits
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orphan deer adopted by pack of bloodthirsty fox hounds. Awww
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(50)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Man injures 10 by starting blaze at Bronx drug den. Fark: With a teddy bear
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(30)
 
(Some Cabinet Members)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Radio-Vitant ray therapy patients
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(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Canadian Poon has chicken pox". Canadian men, it's time to panic
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(41)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Georgia withdraws from South Ossetia. Everything's peachy now
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(274)
 
(NorthJersey.com)
 
 
 
Thank you, come again
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(34)
 
(680 News)
 
 
 
Blasts rock Toronto as propane depot detonates
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(290)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police report theft of their beer goggles. Suspect described as stunningly gorgeous woman whose phone number they were about to ask for
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors lobby for any movie showing a character smoking to be off-limits to anyone under 18
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(149)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Camila Batmanghelidjh is upset over Batman. We await the opinion of Messrs. Jokerasdfgh and Robinqwerty
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(234)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Perhaps it's because of the cold and lonely midwestern nights, but Illinois won the Tug Fest
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(27)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pub's Goldfish has been swimming upside-down for four years. 'She seems happy enough - as far as you can tell with a fish.'
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cops finally do something right - raid man's home, seize and destroy his stereo for playing Cher loudly
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(95)
 


Sat August 09, 2008
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Assistant principal arrested for teaching reading, 'riting and 'rostitution
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(45)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Guy dressed like Batman tries to rob store. Customer gives him a major ass-whuppin'. Bonus: The whole thing is caught on video with BAM OOF KAPOW goodness
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(154)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Sweden Godwins the Russia-Georgia conflict
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(115)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today's woman living at an airport with three suitcases, a pile of books and a white cat for ten years is brought to you by Palma de Mallorca, Spain
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia retaliates with ballistic missiles against Comrade Stalin's former home
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(642)
 
(WHTM)
 
 
 
One of the last surviving "witness trees" to the Civil War destroyed in severe thunderstorm
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to rickroll a mountain village in Norway (you know you do), here's your chance
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(70)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Climbers found dead on Matterhorn. Man, those Disney rides are murder
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(51)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop these riders of mixed emotion
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prison may spend more than $100,000 over budget on inmates' food because they don't want to be inhumane. "I think the peanut butter was missed the most."
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(106)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
"Hooters for Neuters" - Humane Society teams with Hooters for pet population control. Just what's in the Caturday special, anyway?
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(38)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
California divinity professor goes underground after tagging his Beijing hotel with pro-democracy slogans & putting it up on YouTube
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(125)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dark ruby in color, with bright reddish-orange glints. Light red-berry aromas with just a hint of marijuana undertones. Wait, what?
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(68)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Omg, ur kewl but plz smem w/ cc info. ykwim -thx xoxo
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(52)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Lesbian couple who was among the first to get married in California is now filing for divorce. "It's no longer you and me against the world -- it's you and me against each other."
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(248)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old & busted: mud baths at the spa. New hotness: beer baths at the spa
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(25)
 
(Daily Pennsylvannian)
 
 
 
Court overturns Temple University's sexual harassment policy for being too broad and not making enough sammiches
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(92)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 20 worst foods in America. Grab a burger and prepare to be depressed
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(222)
 
(O RLY?)
 
 
 
You know who else liked internet memes? Believe it or not, website tracks timeline of web cliches -- YA RLY. Here comes the science. This should end well. Penis
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(109)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Georgia may recall its 35 Olympic team members from the Beijing Games because they can't afford to have half the country's military forces abroad at a time of war
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(70)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian fighter jets targeting major petroleum pipeline in Georgia. Big Oil execs get blisters from rubbing their palms together
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(49)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man gets life in prison for DUI
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(642)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Shop selling lingerie for pregnant women has been forced to withdraw a mannequin with a baby bump from its window after it sparked complaints
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(121)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
For those who thought driving and putting on makeup at the same time was a breeze, step up to this new challenge: Walking and Texting
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who says every vote doesn't count? Don't tell that to a write in candidate who won by one vote, her own
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oh, we're sorry. Should we not have done that? Our bad
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this picture of George Bush at the Olympics
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(145)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Do you dream of becoming the next supermodel? Then UglyNY is for you
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(50)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Ghost of angry student roaming school hallways, setting off motion-detecting cams (with video goodness)
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(157)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
School robots divide experts over teaching of phonics, search for Sarah Connor after class
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(32)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Words here teasing coverage inside. Pages x-x (w/pic)
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(118)
 
(pixdaus)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two guys getting high
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(69)
 
(Found at Neatorama)
 
 
 
Neat little quiz: can you guess the movie title by looking at one letter from its poster?
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(142)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Authorities seize man's basement chemistry lab, which they determined to be harmless, and warn him that intelligence and curiosity are illegal in Massachusetts
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(187)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spanish shopkeeper finds Homer Simpson euro. For you Americans, the euro is worth a lot of d'oh
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The coolest sculptures made of food you'll see before breakfast
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(43)
 
(DUI Blog)
 
 
 
A roadblock that catches drunks is successful. A roadblock that catches no drunks is successful. We have always been at war with drivers
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(184)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you hope to escape pursuing police by swimming out to sea, you probably shouldn't do it at night in the dead of winter
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(27)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
38 undead after being bitten by vampire bats
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(79)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Yeah, about Bernie Mac responding well to treatment for pneumonia? Not so much
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(599)
 
(News & Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who could no longer keep pregnant cat gave her away, only to have it walk 10 miles back to his house and deliver Caturday presents
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(448)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
If your house just blew up for the third time in seven years, you might want to consider relocating. Dumbass tag still in the burn unit
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China up two medals already, USA down one tourist
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(152)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this counterfeit C3PO
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
I want a new drug. One that don't make me click
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(106)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Paul Newman wants to go down shooting in a Bolivian massacre, not a stinking hospital
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(140)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Second wave of Westboro Baptist protesters makes it into Canada, will likely steal jobs from higher-paid Canadian protesters
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(238)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British kids increasingly being driven into street gangs due to lack of role models at home. George Michael predicted this years ago in his landmark "Bad Boys" video
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ecstasy helps us deal with drunks, say cops
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(102)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
It really sucks to be on top... of one of the tallest buildings in the world without working elevators
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(57)
 
(Slooh)
 
 
 
Where is your god now?
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(104)
 


Fri August 08, 2008
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Did you plant a placenta? Cause it would be a whole lot cooler if you did
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(91)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
NYC claims it is so poor it has to sell naming rights for all 468 of its subway stations
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(79)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Turkistan Islamic Party releases tape warning Mulisms to avoid the olympic games because, well... they're not saying exactly, but the explosion superimposed over an Olympic site at the start of the video might have something to do with it
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(164)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Not news: couple arrested for income tax evasion. Fark: they owed $10.12. Bonus: they now owe $400 in court fees
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(79)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
E. Coli outbreak linked to beef sold at Whole Foods stores. Victims are suffering from vomiting, diarrhea, and acute smugness
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(104)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Text of John Edwards statement: "It is inadequate to say to the people who believed in me that I am sorry, as it is inadequate to say to the people who love me that I am sorry" So he really never says he's sorry. That's sorry
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(203)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
More proof that spiked heels are dangerous
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(97)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Where's the best place to funnel your John Edwards love child hush money? YouTube, of course
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(33)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
8 lb, 8 oz baby born at 8:08 this morning (8/08/08). No one 8 the placenta
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Various Chicago police officers fired or suspended for conduct unbecoming a human being. Best one: Officer demanding free Starbucks coffee from five different stores, sometimes flashing her badge, displaying her gun and screaming at employees
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(94)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob store with empty box. Employees cannot contain laughter
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. tells Russia to stop attacking Georgia. I mean what kind of super power goes around invading small oil filled countries without being provoked?
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(302)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Florida is no longer the old fart Mecca. Guess where death's waiting room is now? Hint: home state of a septugenarian celebrity
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(54)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Man dresses as a woman and gets caught while making getaway from bank robbery, proving it really is impossible to run in high heels. Will have lots of fun sharing fashion tips with many new and interesting friends in federal PMITA prison
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"...with the gas fumes it exploded caught the roof on fire he jumped off onto a trampoline that caught the roof and the trampoline on fire. He managed to get out of this shorts he got badly burned and went to the Dallas burn unit."
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(47)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG weekly roundup: Busted Bubbas and baby girls
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(203)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Who would have guessed that a bus owned by Iguala BusMex, Inc, was being operated illegally
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(25)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Culinary perfection has been created: Chocolate covered bacon.....mmmm bacon
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this light fixture
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding protest at HMV was attended by a handful of angry new mothers, some emasculated dads and the obligatory "expert"
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(316)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Some words you don't want in your obituary: "Killed by cat feces"
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(46)
 
(Google)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian troops outside of Savannah, AFP confirms. No really, check the map. Lower left of the article
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(311)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones closes up 300 points on news that John Edwards hit that
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(65)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
"Dude, I can't talk, I'm in jail"
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(61)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
If the mainstream media didn't cover the John Edwards affair because it wasn't news (since he was off the political stage), then they shouldn't cover his confession because it wouldn't be news now
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(308)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
John Edwards: Billie Jean *IS* my lover, but the kid is not my son
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(752)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember when the undercover agent delivered a box of reefer to mayor's home, then the cops come back later and shot both dogs? Cops now say mayor and wife likely innocent. TA DA
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(523)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Apparently, Detroit's mayor knows how to survive in jail. He beat someone up on the first day
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(232)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Citing weak 3Q profits, Iraqi Cleric Al-Sadr announces mass layoffs of his militia fighters. Mahdi Army share prices expected to soar in afternoon trading
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(61)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Early reports coming out of Beijing indicate there may be some sort of pollution problem there. Ric Romero dispatched to the scene
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why oil under $100 is bad news, according to study funded by OPEC
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(200)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cops were uncertain how to catch the guys who demolished the vending machine until they found the trail of Cheetos dust
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(57)
 
(WTNH)
 
 
 
For sale: 2004 Ford Crown Victoria police cruiser, heavy-duty transmission, heavy-duty brakes, roll bar, baggie of cocaine and a 250HP engine
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(179)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Drug companies warn Massachusetts governor that they will leave state if he signs bill prohibiting them from bribing doctors
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(202)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Producer of "Hee Haw," "Ghostbusters II," and "ALF: The Animated Series" has died at age 77. Of embarrassment
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(137)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Followup: Gramma who was busted for driving with her granddaughter on the roof protests the arrest? Says, "I'm a Christian"
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(550)
 
(Devil went down to WV)
 
 
 
West Virginia to offer special drivers license to people who feel digital pictures are a mark of the beast. Religious scholars in state opposed to plan since hell would be a step up for residents
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(227)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Why beaming messages to aliens in space could destroy our planet." The Daily Mail is there
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(158)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Want to use your frequent flier miles? That'll be $100 please
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(113)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
German newspaper Bild: "Russians ruining German holidays with whores and vodka", calls them "worse than the English"
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(106)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
What advice does a man with 86 wives have for us? Don't farking do it
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(118)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sen. Charles E. Grassley (R-ecursion) calls for investigation of investigation of anthrax
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(79)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church freaks stopped at Canadian border
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(775)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
CT Fark Party. Saturday, 8/23/08, 7pm. Sam the Clam's in Southington/Plantsville. LGT location
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Obama and McCain need some campaign posters that really target the online demographic. Let's help them out
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(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucas on possible "Indy" sequel: "It's really impossible, because it has to be real. It has to be something that actually happens." Like surviving a nuclear explosion by hiding in the fridge
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(280)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Silvio Berlusconi was probably joking when he offered his wife to the Danish PM. But a new poll suggests that a quarter of Italian couples are swapping wives in real life
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(224)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police and coast guard determine partygoers were "too drunk to be rescued" from a cliff ledge, leave them there to sober up overnight
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(30)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Crazy Ivans invade Georgia, supply train to Chattanooga still intact
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(1145)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ten dead, 100 injured in eastern Europe after train crashes into collapsed bridge. The Czechs are in the posts
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(48)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Air China flight bound for Chong Qing detours to Bom Bing
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm stuck to a bench. I'm so very scared. Help
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(201)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Luftwaffe pilot flies to British city to say sorry for bombing it during the war -- then decides he's going to dive-bomb it for old times sake (pics)
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
National survey finds British adults won't buy condoms, citing reasons ranging from "I'm too embarrassed" to "Who would want to have sex with a pasty git like me anyway?"
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(128)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
L'Oreal's latest advertising campaign: Our product is so effective, it can even give black people soft, white skin
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(159)
 
(Some short timer)
 
 
 
Bad idea: Escaping from jail. Worse idea: Escaping the day before you're released
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mother wants recall of children's walkie-talkies after hearing "10-4" and then overhears truckers talking about strip clubs and weed
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy gettin' all the grannies outta their chairs
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guy with a shotgun walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve shots." Guys says, "That's okay. I do"
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(68)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Stupid criminal trifecta complete with idiots who tried to hotwire an engineless car
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(14)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Austin named hardest drinking city in America. Road trip, anyone?
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(243)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man dies in monkey attack as primates tear him into rhesus pieces
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(112)
 
(Some Furry)
 
 
 
Caption this mother advising her child, if you can bear it
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(90)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Taxi driver fined for ejecting dudette passenger after she asks him to turn the radio down. She had a rough night and farkin' hates the Eagles
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(106)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Opening ceremonies in China begin today -- not for the Olympics, but for thousands of couples getting married on the lucky date of 08/08/08
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(101)
 


Thu August 07, 2008
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The board game Clue would have been more interesting with the additions of identical twins and a sheep
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(66)
 
(Some Cabbie)
 
 
 
You know gas prices are high when bank robbers start calling taxi cabs to drive them to the robbery
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(28)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Lawyer, on his arrest for refusing to show police his ID: "I don't have to show my papers on demand. I don't live in that kind of world"
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(339)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Hacker uses emergency codes to set off Ohio city's warning sirens. Again
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pigeons being abducted in New York. Windex stock plummets
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(74)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
If you have have out of state plates it's not a good idea to speed in Wyoming. Even more so if you have 105 pounds of marijuana in the back of your truck
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(60)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
I'll see your stupid convenience store clerk scam and raise you a Boston man using stolen credit cards to buy $100,000 in Dunkin Donuts gift cards
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(35)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The best compilation of teacher sex scandals in the Tampa Bay area you'll see in the next 47.3 seconds. With bonus Google Maps overlay
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(90)
 
(Some Drone)
 
 
 
Tired of dealing with a difficult boss? Sue him for "desk rage"
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(84)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Mastercard introduces the first Islamic debit card, completely compliant with Shari'ah law. Frequent flyer miles not included
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(176)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Hells Angels refused service at town's restaurants, proving that discrimination goes in cycles
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(114)
 
(Winona Daily)
 
 
 
Man finds mysterious bullet hole in foot. Police puzzled
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(32)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Sappy: Citizens call local TV station looking for someone to help neighborhood pet with net stuck over its head. Fark: Pet is full-grown alligator
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
On August 7, 1974, 34 years ago today, a man did the incredible and showed the world he had bigger cojones than some a certain squirrel we know
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(165)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose boyfriend drank her beer
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mom calls 911 and asks that something be done about her eight-year old who likes watching porn
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(112)
 
(10tv)
 
 
 
"This is a bank heist, nobody move!" *smash* "Dammit. Okay, nobody move while I put my gun back together"
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(60)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this black widow
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(81)
 
(Prime Buzz)
 
 
 
If you're planning to assassinate a candidate for president, it's best not to tell fellow students in your bail bondsman class how you plan to do it
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(120)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Maine lawyer charged with domestic violence after spanking his 20-year-old daughter over a $5000 phone bill
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(202)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob video store with Jello box
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(31)
 
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Tila Tequila to fundie magazine: "I've found God."
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(173)
 
(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
There are cute ass zoo baby slideshows, and then there's this one
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man, woman char-ged with assaulting each other with barbecue pit
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Osama's driver sentenced to five and a half years in prison, should be released by January 20, 2009
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(164)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman released from hospital - and August is one damn fine month to be released from the hospital
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Metallica pick a better title for their upcoming album
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(575)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Man arrested after smashing his truck into 17 vehicles in a drunken rampage. By the looks of his mugshot, he probably mistook them for giant metal demons, unlike anything he'd seen living his entire life in a hollowed out oak tree
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Most people call it "traversing dangerous bear country". In Vancouver, they call it "gardening"
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(54)
 
(Louisville Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Notoriously haunted sanitorium to become "boutique hotel with a spa and fitness center"
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(245)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Turns out, the woman who sold her house to clone her pit bull fled England 30 years ago after kidnapping some Mormon guy to be used as a sex slave. And then it gets weird
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(205)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Autistic students get their own school. It's 125.67 feet long and made of 657,924 bricks
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, I have an idea. I'll use this customer's credit card information 110 times to steal $10,758 of merchandise at the store I work at. No one will ever catch on. This is the perfect plan. I am the smartest 21-year-old EVAR
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(89)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Top ten things not to type in your Facebook status update. Submitter is: in his bunk with a bowl of Jell-o. Voting enabled, submit other ideas
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(463)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Eric Dowling (inspiration for "The Great Escape) dead at 92; Erik Darling ('60s songwriter of The Weavers) dead at 74. So you can see the confusion
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(54)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Rape victim sues hospital after they victimize her again...by asking her to pay her bill
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(418)
 
(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Burglars steal television, get spotted by police, flee in vehicle, crash car on freeway, flee again on foot. Five police agencies, a helicopter, and two police dogs later, burglars nowhere to be found
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(42)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old burglar one of the youngest ever to be featured on a WANTED poster. Bonus: because New Zealand law bans pictures of juvenile criminals, they decided to use Robbie Coltrane's image instead
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man with tattoos gets turned away from club, sets up Facebook group in protest. This is news?
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(212)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Atlantans, pay no attention to the 500,000 coffins stockpiled at Hartsfield Airport. Sincerely FEMA
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(178)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When renewing your registration, it is not necessary to bring your car into the office with you
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Waterboard Thrill Ride" beckons a sign along with cartoon character "SpongeBob SquarePants" who appears tied down and exclaiming: "It don't Gitmo better"
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(451)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC shocked to learn that the freecreditreport.com guy does not have credit woes, nor does he actually sing in the commercials
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(259)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Chruch plans to picket greyhound bus victims funeral claiming "God is punishing Canada". Apparently Phelps has never heard of Avril Lavigne nor Nickleback
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(434)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A catfight, a boob bite, a greenlight
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(90)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
PETA classiness continues -- West Virginia Beef Queen challenged to wrest PETA Lettuce Lady in vat of tofu
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man tries to attack his family with a chainsaw. When that won't start, he switches to a weed wacker. When that won't start he tries to run over his wife. Fail X 3
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(45)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Commute takes minutes in car, but hours on Metro buses. Way to encourage less oil consumption, Houston
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(220)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf faces impeachment for having "eroded the trust of the nation" during his eight years in power. At least some countries have standards
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(218)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Psychic Uri Geller can bend spoons with his mind, but he can't keep videos debunking him off of YouTube
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(74)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
When marketing your car's fuel efficiency, it is probably best not to use actors portraying pissed off Muslims complaining about how it is costing them millions. "May hawks poke at you day and night." (w/video)
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(151)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
NewsFlash
 
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick sent to jail
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(530)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Qantas has never had a crash, but it's not for lack of trying - another plane grounded with 95 defects
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A chance to stand in long check in and security lines, barefoot and semi-dressed at its new JFK terminal for a "free trip to nowhere" has been proudly announced by Jet Blue
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(39)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
High gas prices force the US to act like France. Hello four-day work week
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(184)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this water whiplash
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(55)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
I made you a wedding cake, but I eight it
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(152)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Government fining companies for selling clothing that is "dangerous" to children. Laced with strychnine? Line with lead? Overly combustible or hiding pockets of bees? Nope. Drawstrings. DRAWSTRINGS OF DEATH
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(111)
 
(KSL TV)
 
 
 
Bad: Crashing into a pole. Worse: While drunk. Fark: Driving a schoolbus full of kids
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(38)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Park visitors who let their dogs run free to chase squirrels are alarmed to discover that Yorkies are in the middle of the food chain, not at the top
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(279)
 
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Truck with at least 25,000 pounds of bananas crashes into buffalo in Iowa. Harry Chapin would call it an even 30,000
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
150-gallon fuel spill shuts down the southbound 5 freeway near L.A. Street value estimated to be around $2 million
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(42)
 
(Scene)
 
 
 
Drunken stewardess causes full evacuation of five-star hotel. Oops, make that "former" stewardess
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(69)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Lots of people screw up on their first day on the job. Most of the time, though, it's not as serious as a tiger chewing off their leg
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kid haunted from age of 9 about unsolved murder gets hardcore; becomes a State Police Detective, spends countless hours of his own time, ends up solving the crime and giving victim proper burial
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week on Craigslist Follies: Man and woman meet up for kinky sex in park, but what happens when a homeless lady chances upon their meeting?
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(132)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Parties agree "in principle" to begin impeachment hearings against the president
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(135)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Girl sparks army defense alert by leaving homemade CD labeled "Jericho IV - Nuclear Modified" in her car. She's just lucky the RIAA didn't get involved
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fisherman's dying wish granted as his ashes are turned into 30 pounds of fishbait. So if your catch tasted a little corpsey, here's why
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Univirsaty studonts kan nott spel
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(280)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cancer might evolve to become contagious. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(152)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Almost one in five paternity claims handled by the Child Support Agency end up showing the woman has deliberately or inadvertently misidentified the father. Apparently fb- may not be the father
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(285)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida Highway Patrol urges motorcyclists to wear neon green chaps, grow mustaches, wear mirrored glasses
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(90)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fashion-savvy guys, admit it: Are you wearing pantyhose under those expensive trousers?
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(169)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexican soldiers briefly held a US Border Patrol agent at gunpoint in a remote stretch of the Arizona desert after they (mistakenly) strayed north across the border
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(208)
 
(Some Nord)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fjord
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We got a little ol' convoy, led by GPS / We got a Utah convoy, explorin' the mountain west / Come on join our convoy, we'll get there in a jiff / Unfortunately this convoy's rollin' off a cliff
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(71)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Married State Representative and licensed foster parent Scott Muschany (R - MOlester) indicted for raping his mistresses' 14 yr-old daughter while she watched. Good thing he co-sponsored legislation that toughened sex offender laws
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(186)
 
(OC Rag)
 
 
 
Christian biker gang members arrested for attempted murder of Hell's Angels. Ironic tag battles Obvious while Amusing looks on
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(108)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oops: New flag stamp has 14 stripes
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(107)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Stay classy, PETA, stay classy
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(541)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta has too many mental patients
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog swallows a two-foot-long stick and survives. Your dog doesn't want stake (pic)
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
B-R-E-T Brett Brett Brett
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(509)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 170: "Go With the Flow". Details and rules in the first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 06, 2008
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mug shot and police report describing what that naked Indiana nut was doing with his claw hammer and motor oil
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(108)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for getting all stabby on his father after he tries to make him get a haircut
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time. Man chokes to death during a cake-eating competition
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(81)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Car wash in Chicago suburb offers "Best Hand Job in Town." Naturally the town has a serious problem with that. Marvel at how the reporter dances around what the sign actually says
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(82)
 
(Tech Digest)
 
 
 
Old & busted: homemade Batman's tumbler. New hotness: homemade A-team van...and it's for hire
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(64)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Congratulations Ohio for garnering four slots on the Forbes 10 fastest dying cities in the US list
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(283)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Jersey douchebags invade Nicaragua, offer impoverished villagers $5 for a donated "19-0 perfect season" T-shirt just to taunt pissed off Patriots fans
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(225)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexican illegal immigrants more likely to contract AIDS that would otherwise go to hardworking blue-collar Americans
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fiddling frequency finder
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bureaucrat in charge of developing Gaelic as a language in Scotland quits after two months on the job after acknowledging Gaelic is a deader language than Klingon or Esperanto
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(115)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Most army wives use flags at their fallen husband's funeral -- but on a rare occasion you'll find some that use a floral arrangements spelling out "Sexy Pants"
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(158)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Beijing channels Baghdad Bob, claims the smog everyone sees is "mist"
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Obama jokes about McCain's tire pressure recommendation, adding that the double-deuce spinners on his Escalade are more properly inflated than those on McCain's hearse
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(AP)
 
 
 
CDC says average ER wait time nearly an hour. Subby wants to know where it is that low
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(275)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
"Bouschet ... didn't understand why she was wrong to place the 3-year-old girl on the roof of the car and drive her ... around the parking lot. She said she was just giving the child some air and letting her have fun."
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(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
"It surprised the officer when Yates lifted up his shirt and removed a 3 1/2-pound package of Foster Farms chicken breasts from the front of his pants."
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(nbc17.com)
 
 
 
Man holds up lingerie store with Play-Doh (w The Smoking Gun--worthy mugshot)
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last comic standing contestant Sean Cullen told not to mention Canada because it would confuse American audiences
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(244)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mummy fetuses in King Tut's tomb may be his children, or simply snacks
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(Some Angry Lady)
 
 
 
Not news: Store employees ask lady to not breast feed in the middle of the aisle, offer seat to the side. News: She goes to the media, store apologizes. Fark: "Feed-in" protest planned for tomorrow 12:30
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
This just in: Girls Gone Wild employees are not classy people
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(128)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
High School instructor to teach boating safety lessons. By "high school instructor" I mean "33 yr old Female Teacher" and by "teach safety lessons" I mean "have sex with students on that boat"
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(College Humor)
 
 
 
Crazy lady can't understand why a rainbow appears when her lawn sprinkler is on
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(350)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
TV journalist addressing Asian women quips, "I'm happy that the podium covers me from the waist down"
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(506)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attention Scottsburg, Indiana middle schools: I don't think the animated gif on your home page means what you think it means
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(491)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Reptile, 111, finally becoming a father, thereby beating Strom Thurmond's record. Double Fark: He's now enjoying the company of three females
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(55)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
A new website connects people who feel entitled to free money with the lawyers who can get it for them. Your dog has a grievance with the vet
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thirty percent of "Mythbusters'" ideas come from fans, including "Kari determines if bras are more elastic than bustiers," and "Can a Mythbusters female, say Kari for example, swim better naked than clothed?"
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(339)
 
(WANE)
 
 
 
Police bust some naked guy in his home for conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil
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(111)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The latest in media sensationalism/scaremongering: "Retiring is unpatriotic." Get back to work Grandpa
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(171)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
TSA posts new rule "allowing" laptops only in approved bags containing no pockets, buttons, flaps, zippers, buclkes, clasps, or metal. And by "allow" they mean "we can still detain it forever if we feel like it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this art-fair opening
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(41)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Britain touts "fakerproof" passports. You're reading this on Fark, so you can guess what happened
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Flight attendant says scrap with Joel Osteen's wife led to "anxiety and hemorrhoids"
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(127)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Ace will you marry me? PS: get back to work. - Nikita
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(1092)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
If you steal a car, don't drive it back past the scene of the crime
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(25)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Leak: We know he was the anthrax mailer because the mailbox was 100 yards from a sorority he was obsessed with. Reality: It was 100 yards from a sorority which had a member that he dated 27 years ago. At another school
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(293)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Clinton urges monogamy
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(95)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson is pregnant. Doctors say the baby should slide right out sometime in April and she won't feel a thing
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(539)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Prosecutor seeks release of anthrax documents. Wasn't that the problem in the first place?
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why you never won any of the good prizes playing McDonald's Monopoly? Here's the answer
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(170)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Asteroid mining "X" seminar features discussions on mining in space, challenges in losing one's virginity before age 40
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(162)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Hollywood really running out of ideas. Zork movie that's all text. At least it's got Morgan Freeman's voice
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Documents from President Bush's 2004 visit to Canada include briefing on Canadian social customs, such as removing hats while indoors. Bonus: Discusses migration patterns of Belly Dancers Against Bush
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(US News)
 
 
 
Did General Patraeus save the U.S. economy? It's more likely than you think
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(277)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley to clients: "You know that home equity line of credit we gave you? Funny thing about that..."
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(74)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Nothing says retirement like a leisurely drive with 17 rocks of crack in the car
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(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hey, it's a picture of John Edwards with some random baby. Will MSM finally jump on this story? (With pic)
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(153)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Sadr's giving up. This important news story is expected to receive as much attention from the NY Times as the John Edwards love child
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Writer pens a historical novel about Aisha, Muhammed's favorite child bride. Publisher gives her $100K and a two-book deal and sends the book out for reaction. Unless you are more clueless than a blind deaf-mute, you can guess the reaction
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Wandering prostitutes prompt "No Ho Zone" sign. Hilton, Lohan, Spears unimpressed
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bin Laden's former driver found guilty of terrorism, leaving left blinker on
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(171)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
George Bush says an "Axis of Evil" needs at least three countries to be even a little bit scary
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(141)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many cheerleaders can fit into a dormitory elevator? Answer: Not 26
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(301)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man steals truck, only to be carjacked as he stops at a convenience store
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(50)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
The repo man understands the economy is bad. He knows gas is through the roof. He feels your pain. But he's still taking your car. "The past six months have been through the roof. My fax machine is non-stop"
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(210)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Man finally discovers why his home has been plagued by leering, drunken visitors late at night
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(67)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party reminder: Saturday, August 16th. The Lincoln Tap Room. Lots of details in thread, drink it up. Bonus: Drew's coming. Another reminder: No yelling
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(76)
 
(State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
Attention shoppers, outside today we have Stripper Fight. Stripper Fight, outside
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(67)
 
(Deja Vu)
 
 
 
If you first don't succeed, fail fail again
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(58)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
The good news is that the Packers can run that jersey retirement ceremony as planned
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(238)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not wave a gun and curse at other motorists, even if thou art late to give a sermon
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(33)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"This is the Santa Cruz police department. The time is now 4:00 a.m. and we are calling to remind you about our National Night Out event to raise community awareness"
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not scary: Man asks you for drink of water. Scary: Man is lying on slab awaiting autopsy
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(90)
 
(Press Herald.com)
 
 
 
Man keeps a "smell log" to keep track of the odors from a pump station across the street
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who among us hasn't wanted to photocopy their buttocks in the St. Louis County Courthouse? Bonus quote to police as he is caught mid-copy: "What did I do?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Some time yesterday, a group of bearded intruders successfully violated security at an important New York site
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(43)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman receives masters degree at 90. Her thesis? Comparative methods for chasing individuals from lawns
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(27)
 
(CP24)
 
 
 
City wants to fine elderly man $25,000 for doing free repairs for his neighbors. His response? "Fark you, send me to jail"
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(170)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Military coup in Mauritania. Soldiers take president, interior minister and prime minister prisoner faster than you can find Mauritania on a map
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Man flees police by driving across lake. In true cartoon fashion, he didn't realize that wasn't supposed to work until he got 50 yards out and then looked down
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Catholic church in Italy introduces inflatable church. Can subby marry his inflatable girlfriend there?
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(19)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britney Spears to play a killer lesbian stripper in the Quentin Tarantino's next movie
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
The reason the divorce rate is falling isn't because of "covenant marriages" -- it's because no one's getting married any more. Suck it, conservatives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this light saber
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman says the reason she was curled up in a tight ball on the floor while police searched her home for drugs was because a piercing on her upper lip had become caught in her teeth
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nanny state makes $212,000,000 from issuing speeding tickets... but it's all okay, because motorists will understand, be less angry and so drive slower
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(AP)
 
 
 
A rambunctious sea lion stows away on a Washington family's sailboat in the hopes of getting his bukket back (with a suitable-for-captioning picture)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Two D-Day tanks found on the bottom of the English Channel. Crews to be charged with desertion, damage to government property
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you've ever shopped at TJ Max, BJs, OfficeMax, Boston Market, Barnes & Noble, Sports Authority, Forever 21 or Discount Shoe Warehouse -- PANIC
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(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK hospitals infested with vermin. In the US, we call them uninsured
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Leaving flowers at the scene of a fatal, alcohol-fuelled car crash is touching. Leaving cans of bourbon, not so much
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Apparently you can't revive someone by placing bulldog clips on their nipples
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(64)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Having crystal balls, Connecticut cops can confiscate guns before a crime is committed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in: Eggs are good for you again
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Tue August 05, 2008
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smoking man
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(63)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
You see a beautiful blonde riding an elk in the great outdoors. Quick what country do you think of?
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(232)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jewel thieves who break into store wearing ski masks and sledgehammers foiled by shoppers who take the keys from their getway car while they're inside. Bonus quote: "Someone's nicked the keys to our ride - run for it"
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(62)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm (hic) suing (hic) you (hic) for (hic) fifty (hic) thousand (hic) dollars (hic)
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(55)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British Minister proposes boxing in schools to better prepare the kids for gang fights
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(70)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hospital forgets to tell family guy died...for 5 days. Guess they must have missed it when they were visiting
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(96)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iowa judge rules nude dancing is art form. Thanks, POAC
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(63)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Top 10 beers in Britain. Article immediately destroys its own credibility by suggesting all beers should be drunk from a third-of-a-pint glass for better flavor
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(110)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Everything's OK folks -- as soon as the news broke, we found the TSA laptop we reported stolen yesterday. We found it in the room we reported it stolen from. Please don't panic or cancel our venture funding
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This Saturday, the University of Melbourne will award Plowman Australia's first-ever graduate degree in ufology. There's no physical diploma, just a roll of tin-foil and a guarantee to never get laid
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(32)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If your MySpace friend lists his interests as "poker, serial murder, rape, torture, etc" and Ted Bundy as a hero, you might need to un-friend him
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(185)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out?" named worst song of all time, narrowly beating out The Eagles' "Hotel California", Styx' "Come Sail Away", or anything Coldplay has ever written or will write
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(1016)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Greyhound cancels ad Manitoba campaign promising "there's a reason you've never heard of bus rage." Also scraps deal to "take 10 per cent off the top" of ticket prices
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(173)
 
(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Sane: wanting to protect trees. Silly: by living in them. Crazy: for over two years. Berkeley: Setting up protective tent city around base of said trees to ward off police, complete with hippy drum circles
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(302)
 
(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Convenience store robbed twice in one week, considering changing name to "inconvenience store"
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(41)
 
(10News.com)
 
 
 
Now this plan should work out just fine: Immigration officials test "Deport Yourself" program
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(80)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
Inflation, schmflation, Fed holds interest rate at 2%
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(137)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Fox News declares that the war in Iraq was worth it because Baghdad has a KFC now. Nevermind that its a counterfeit KFC, and the real deal is warning soldiers not to blame them if the rat dropping quotient is off
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(310)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Print edition of "Playgirl" to cease publication. In other news, they were still publishing "Playgirl"
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(321)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man attempts to destroy wasps' nest with rag and lighter fluid, ends up burning down his garage with his car inside. Quoth the genius, "Maybe using lighter fluid wasn't such a good idea, but ... the wasps are gone"
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(122)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Invasion
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(60)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah residents not happy that a paper printed a lesbian wedding announcement
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(295)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Today's arrest for placing fake 911 calls comes from the same county as the missing sauce guy
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(34)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You're stuck at Wrigley Field during a monster thunderstorm dressed as Elvis because it's 70's night, what do you do to pass the time? If you said run on the field and use the tarp as a slip and slide, you win
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(161)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Mother lode" of gorillas found in Congo forests, including one that for some reason keeps asking for martinis in sign language
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(162)
 
(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Sneaker fans camp out for new $300 Nikes waiting in longer lines than iPhone fanatics
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(226)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
TSA laptop stolen containing unencrypted name, passport, social security, credit, and biometric information of all travelers in the TSA's 'Clear to fly' program
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(199)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Psychologists say that the way you view time will have a direct effect on your happiness
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(188)
 
(KING5)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, please keep your tray table up, seat belts fastened, and row secured by the bolts which were sold for $10 in the terminal." Wait...what was that last part?
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(90)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
American Airlines jet makes emergency landing at LAX; all passengers willing to pay $10 emergency egress fee evacuated via slides
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(121)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The state of Texas is going to argue in open court that the required minute of silence in public schools each day has nothing to do with prayer
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(462)
 
(Some Clown)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party at Two Rows on 08/09/08 at 7pm DIT
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(83)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Preacher violates "thou shall not kill" commandment to cover up the fact that he violated the "thou shall not steal" one
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(110)
 
(EFF)
 
 
 
Uri Geller's supernatural mental powers are of no use whatsoever in a courtroom. Must be the kryptonite
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(110)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Grand Chief Thunderbird IV is charged with two counts of harboring illegal immigrants, two counts of possession of false documents with intent to defraud the United States. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho unavailable for comment
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twin Cities Fark party: Saturday, August 16. Twins game at 3, Mortimer's at 7
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(12)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mug shot of the dope who twice called '911' about his Subway sandwiches
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(512)
 
(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Denver bans carrying urine or feces "for nefarious purposes." All other uses still A-OK
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New pill may make Britons stop binge drinking. The pill is called unlikelyadone and is made by Magical Faery Pharmaceuticals in Imaginationland
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(77)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When you've had enough of the seal penis in Beijing, you can always try cicadas, sea horses, or scorpions on a skewer. "It's a little like eating a french fry. Crunchy on the outside and soft in the middle"
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(59)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
My bologna has a first name, it's ow ow ow ow owww
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great party idea: Call people with missing dogs, tell them you cut its legs off
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(80)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When skateboarding on a roof, watch out for skylights
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(52)
 
(Sun Chronicle)
 
 
 
Environmentalists applaud high oil prices because people will drive less and thus pollute less. Unintended consequence: Wood stove sales are way up. Cut down those trees and burn 'em up
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(287)
 
(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
"Naked man in Kennewick jailed for allegedly fondling himself while following garbage truck"
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(52)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Law could add computer techs to 'porn police'. One job requirement: You must have a lot of spunk
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(144)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Edouard makes landfall. We have now started naming thunderstorms
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(238)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Doctor and his friend build a dialysis machine in garage. Your model planes are looking pretty shoddy now, aren't they?
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(110)
 
(In-Forum)
 
 
 
Alcohol causes three sober drivers to crash
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(22)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Can boys get away with wearing pink sandals? And, more importantly, are girls allowed to fart with their armpits?
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