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Sun July 27, 2008
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(WXII12.com)
 
 
 
Shopping maul
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(163)
 
(WOODTV)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Street racing New hotness: Street demolition derby
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(49)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Graduate students driven away from teaching because it is too similar to social work and policing, particularly if there is a classroom full of liberal arts uselessness before them
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(294)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snooker-playing dog accidentally run over by owner. Some people don't have a cue
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(47)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
"It seems that the initial reports that one of our submarines was missing were not completely accurate"
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(109)
 
(Not Sure)
 
 
 
And in the year 2008, the great Guatemalan garbage avalanche set in motion the events that would change the world
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Tusken Raider
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(75)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Islamic group vows more attacks during 2008 Olympics. Clearly, China needs to get out of Iraq
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(138)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, California legislature passes bill letting you set up a legally enforceable trust to take care of your pets after you turn toes up to the daisies
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This police department has hired a sketch artist who apparently studied Pointillism
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Annie get your gun
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(333)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
The only thing missing from this police chase is "Yakety Sax" playing in the background
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(30)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
You know how sometimes you forget you put something on the roof of your car and you drive away? This is like that, except with a spouse instead of a coffee cup
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(18)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Gallery of NASA's most embarrassing goof ups. No, visible soundstage microphone is not there
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DB Cooper has been found...again. For the umpteenth millionth time
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Typhoon Fung-Wong, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
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(45)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
British hotel sector suffers worst downturn since guests were told they couldn't see herds of wildesbeest sweeping majestically across the plain in Torquay
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(51)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
News: Austin, TX man offers a billion dollars to whomever cures breast cancer, reduces greenhouse emissions from petroleum-powered cars by 95 percent, cures diabetes, or invents a 150 mpg car. Fark: He doesn't have a billion dollars
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(77)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Steve Fossett may have faked own death in bid to win world hide-and-seek championship
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly ass white lion cubs born in Germany, Knut not impressed
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(47)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Apparently if you can buy it at Wal-Mart, you can't bring it in the store. Wal-Mart is now clothing-optional
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(369)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Surprising many, drive-in theaters still popular 75 years after their inception, despite the rise of modern multiplexes. The three guys hiding in your trunk approve
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blogger describes what it's like to be a Jeopardy contestant. Telling Trebek to "suck it" surprisingly absent
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(95)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The real reason the truth about UFOs is kept secret: Real life aliens would sue us for making them look bad in "Mars Attacks"
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(107)
 
(kfor.com)
 
 
 
Lawmaker: "Let's make being in a gang illegal." Lawyer: "The Constitution says you can't do that" Lawmaker: "Let's do it anyway"
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(273)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Yo, check out this yo-yo yo, yo
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(98)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"But if I spend $10 on the lottery, at least I have a chance of making $5,000 and then I could take a real trip, times are tough and my only choice is to take a chance." Lets just call it the stupid tax
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(292)
 
(Some Californian)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wildfire evacuee
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How much are those 28 puppies in the window? With cutest momma-tends-to-babes photo you'll see this weekend
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(71)
 
(soosh)
 
 
 
Hey, any Juneau Farkers up for an impromptu crab feast tonight with some sailors? DIT
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(79)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Dog banned from jumping contest for winning three years in a row. In other news, there are dog-jumping contests
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(67)
 
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Not news: Liquor store broken into. News: Thief causes $1,750 in damage to building. Fark: Leaves with just two bottles of vodka
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(47)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"Someone, somewhere, is having an obscure pop-cultural fetish fulfilled by this image at this very moment"
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(143)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Forget cancer from cell phones and salmonella from Mexican peppers - how about brain damage from drinking water?
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(93)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Local supermarket doesn't carry your favorite bag of frozen potatoes? Write an angry letter to the local newspaper
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(168)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
For those with money right now, it's a buyers market. And not just for homes but Elvis collectibles, boats, tea sets and Guinness towels to name just a few
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(43)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Unfazed by family of four who violated 700-pound weight limit for water ride, family of three violates 700-pound weight limit on neighboring water ride - with predictable results. Don't enlarge the pic if you know what's good for you
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(402)
 
(WHTM)
 
 
 
Apparently, just because you're a veteran doesn't give you the right to fly an American flag in Pennsylvania
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(72)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: Grapes
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(66)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
What NOT to do if you're bitten by a snake. "His buddy got the jumper cables and hooked him up to a giant battery for his semi, then fired up the engine."
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran to execute 30 on Sunday. Among the crimes: "being a public nuisance while drunk." Uh-oh
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(372)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell clarifies his UFO comments -- by making more of them
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(217)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
I say: Prince William takes part in drug raid that results in the arrest of three Columbians. Pip pip guvnah: No drugs were found on the boat. Blimey: They sunk the boat anyway
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ten greetest misspelled tattoos
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(181)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Damn biker gangs are at it again
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(448)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Raul Castro tells Cubans to be ready for tough times. In related news, it's been really great in Cuba up until now
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(99)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: authorities on the look-out for man who got up and walked away after being knocked over. Fark: by a train
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(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: Prison food sucks. News: "Confess to aggravated murder, and we'll buy you some KFC." Fark: "Sure, OK"
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman describes plane crash in her front yard: "It was like a huge explosion, it just rocked the place, the fire shot through my plug on my computer." Woman then calls 911. Just kidding, she called the survivors a cab
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(52)
 


Sat July 26, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve this old cathedral
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(70)
 
(Some Moron)
 
 
 
Stupid takes a giant step forward. 'Grills' -- sort of -- for contact lenses
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sushi is so last year... What is the next food craze to hit America? Pupusas are the new tacos and Oprah loves Mangosteens
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(91)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Palm-vein scanning technology to be used to identify GMAT exam takers. Relax Farkers, the machine has no trouble with hair
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(22)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
G e t O u t O f T h e W a y D o w n T h e r e
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(20)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who has pepper sprayed at least two off-leash dogs has angered dog owners so much, they're putting up posters around town with his picture and phone number
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(408)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Schools want to ban energy drinks from campus and naturally some people don't like it. "Are you going to start carding kids at coffee houses and candy shops?"
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Waiter Rant" blogger pens guest column slagging British tourists as poor tippers. Tipping comment war ensues
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(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good: No more trans-fats. Bad: Trans-fats are mostly used for deep frying, where the oil is turned into biodiesel. Petard: that thing you were just hoisted on
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest news from the Duh Institute: Tattoos found to be linked to personality disorders in the people who get them
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(249)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Is it GREY or is it GRAY? Depends on where you live
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(276)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Red light. Shut up. Green Light. RED LIGHT. Shut UP. Green Light. RED LIGHT. SHUT UP. Green Light
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby beavers born in Britain for first time in 400 years (pics)
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN's investigative reporter Drew Griffin airs a news report that embarrassed the TSA and the Federal Air Marshal Service, is shocked to find himself on the terrorist watch list the next day
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(158)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Couple welcomes 18th child. As does Huggies, Fisher Price, Dr. Seuss and the Ear Plug Superstore
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(126)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man wins the Bronze Clown Shoe, considered the profession's highest honor. "I hope I die clowning. I just hope there are no kids around when it happens."
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(40)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
More and more people are going to the dump to find gifts for their grandchildren and other family members
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 84°, it's the hottest day of the year in England - or what residents of Phoenix call "a bit nippy"
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"$15.95 for a venti double latte? That is insane" "That's the calories, not the price, sir."
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(111)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
You've seen plenty of hooker mugshots from Florida. Now here are some mugshots of the men who court those hookers
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(93)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
AP declares that the US is now winning the Iraq war. Wrap it up boys, book it. Done
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(256)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Awesome panorama of Obama's Berlin speech. It's like Where's Waldo with terrorists
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(372)
 
(WTAE-TV)
 
 
 
Hospital rules: no smoking, no cell phones, and for the love of all that is holy, leave your grenades at home
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(20)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Patsy and Edina have an interesting flight back from vacation
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man with medical marijuana card arrested for having too many plants. Drivers with licenses hurry to sell their second car
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(83)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Remember Knut, the cute 'n' cuddly polar bear cub? He's now a "suffering psychopath"
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(103)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
This gun doesn't look like it works, but just to be sure, I'm going to put the barrel against my temple and pull the trigger
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(78)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pedidos de juez Tejas para fijar ed del bilingüe de la secundario-escuela
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(119)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Housing rescue bill passes, heads to Bush for signature. Personal and fiscal responsibility surrender
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(129)
 
(Murfreesboro Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: surprise flaming bag of scat on porch. New hotness: surprise bag of stolen handguns on porch
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Catch of the day: Beer?
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artful rhino
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(34)
 
(KSDK5)
 
 
 
More bad news, some VCRs will not work with new digital changes. Wait, people still use VCRs?
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(96)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"The Hummer has no aesthetics. It screams at you from across the street: I look this way because I need to"
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(209)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
♫ The tills are alive, with the sound of money / Von Trapp family home, run by profiteers / The tourists will come, spending lots of money / For T-shirts and mugs, cheesy souvenirs ♫
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(27)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
You find two men cavorting naked with your wife, do you C) take after them with a meat cleaver and knife
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(364)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It tops out at 30 mph, has zero emissions, and will stop criminals dead in their tracks - because they'll keel over laughing. Meet the Gem Car
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(112)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman gets bitten by fox, then shot by husband. Expect an anvil to fall on her head later today
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
18 of 24 countries surveyed describe current economic conditions as bad. The rest recommend Trident for their patients who chew gum
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Free stuff isn't free. It's not news, it's CNN.com
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(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scarily insane proof that not all Frenchmen are effete, wine-sipping, surrender flag-waving wimps
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(54)
 
(TechNewsWorld)
 
 
 
"Is the Web's infrastructure inching toward collapse?"
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(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The bride wore dart launchers at Comic-Con wedding"
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(66)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Oh, my God, this is the city's response to a penis. That's fabulous"
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(163)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They're fast, they're dinky, and soon they'll be coming to an airport near you
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(77)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
When you have a party and someone puts the family dog in the washing machine and turns it on, killing the dog and leaving it for you to discover, its time to reevaluate who you hang out with
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(249)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York named most expensive city in US. In other news: water is wet, the sky is blue, and the Cubs fail to win the World Series
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(77)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
After two weeks of free-falling oil prices, consumers finally start to notice a slight decrease at the pump... at least until the next major holiday weekend
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(162)
 
(Game Politics)
 
 
 
Citizen: I want to play [Fallout 3] because it's a story driven experience like a movie. Aussie Senator: If we allow you to play that, what's next, snuff films?
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(155)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I've got this really great idea. You kidnap my girlfriend, then I'll play hero and rescue her. Oh, and you have to wear this Dalek voice-changing helmet..."
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(97)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Man flips car, winds up on roof of a house. "Alcohol is believed to be a factor in the incident"
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(22)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
They met at a bus terminal and wed at the same bus terminal 50 days later, beneath the arrivals and departures marquis, in a typical American rags-to... er... rags story
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old & busted: no shirt, no shoes, no service. Nude hotness: dining clubs with clothes ban
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of fur and cheezburgers, but of mind. A world where the sound of a single cat is enough to drive a man mad. You are in: the Caturday Zone
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(439)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California becomes first state to ban trans fats. Obese cross-dressing dyslexics already gathering in Sacramento to protest
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(151)
 
(Some Standing Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moving walkway
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(49)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Osama phone
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(64)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I see London / I see France / I see your lightbulb underpants
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The housing collapse is actually taking out houses now
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Licking your arresting officer does no good unless you want him to receive lollypops from his fellow officers
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Mr. Sayer had a latch on his beer fridge's door, so the brews were never really in any danger"
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(27)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Iraq's total cost, adjusted for inflation, is approaching that of Vietnam's, with $648 billion spent, and only half the time of military occupation
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(446)
 
(KMTR-16)
 
 
 
This just in: Don't let your precious snowflake eat your car's air freshener
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(102)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Add "being buried alive under hot asphalt" as bad way to die #738
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(218)
 


Fri July 25, 2008
(nasaimages.org)
 
 
 
New NASA image archive site catalogues thousands of stunning images. Images of alien life forms suspiciously absent
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Waterboarding. New hotness: McDonald's french fries
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(114)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The nurses who looked after me were mostly grubby - we are talking about dirty fingernails and hair - and were slipshod and lazy. Worst of all, they were drunken and promiscuous"
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police kill man at radio station. No word on whether or not the perp's guns were filled with hot sauce
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(47)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Pit bull attacks boy, did NOT know who it was messin' with
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(341)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Anna Yang: soap bubble artistry
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old-maid and busted: Matching bridesmaid dresses. New hotness: Matching bridesmaid cleavages
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(113)
 
(WFIE)
 
 
 
That guy claiming to be an "underwear researcher" and offering twenty bucks to let him "research underwear" on your kids? Sure, that's how they do market research
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(59)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hottest trend among college students? Getting food from a food bank
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(320)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman who rammed her estranged hubby's girlfriend's car of the road did the same thing to her husband in March. She's like the Gallagher of crazy chicks
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(57)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Gun-toting thug wannabe orders a pie from Pizza Hut. Undercover cop delivers him a Tombstone, instead
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(149)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Owner of American-style BBQ joint in London lashes out at snooty food critics, says his customers love sizzling beef and pork, dripping in sticky barbecue sauce, with accompaniment of deep-fried goodies. GO USA
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(104)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Judge pulls a knife on defendant. In open court. The Sun is . . . confused
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(International Education)
 
 
 
If you put the DMV examiner in the hospital during your driving test, chances are you didn't pass
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
If you've stolen 3.4 tons of ooOoOOoOoOOoOoOoOooOooOOOoOOOOoOoo solution, New Jersey police and lots of pissed off little kids would like a word with you
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(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Police arrest con artist who pretended to be Frank Sinatra's grandson (w/ mugshot that is the spitting image of Ol' Blue Eyes)
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Poll of America's favorite alcoholic drink shows that despite a hiccup in 2005 when effete, wine-drinking poseurs bum-rushed the survey, beer is still king
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these orange workers
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Francophone lawyer claims all of Alberta's laws are invalid because they are only written in english. Bonne chance avec ça, eh
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Man celebrates one-year anniversary of his last police chase with a new 100 mph, two-city police chase
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(Some Zombie)
 
 
 
One night stand and BRAAAIINNNSS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City council to allow felons to run massage parlors. A prison term with a happy ending
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man arrested just for placing a bet at a casino blackjack table. Apparently, you can't bet marijuana. Who knew?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Schools may attempt four day weeks to cut fuel costs, teacher-on-student lust
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(WWMT)
 
 
 
Stealing beer from a Tiki bar? Better go by canoe . . . and leave a floating trail of empties so police can find you
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshot round-up: Get Out of Jail Free
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The show "Extreme makeover: home edition" renovates your house and pays off your mortgage. Builder also gives you $100k. Now the bank wants to foreclose on your house. You're doing it wrong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think you had a crazy 21st birthday? You've got nothing on this guy. Story includes semi-nude football dummy tackling, and then it gets weird
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
If you text while you're walking around, you might walk into things, says the Institute for the Blindingly Obvious
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(36)
 
(Some Tree Hugger)
 
 
 
An online global-footprint calculator asks, "Do you have electricity in your home"? Then proceeds to tell you how much of a waste of space you are
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(AP)
 
 
 
Poland refuses to allow DNA testing of Frederic Chopin's heart. Just what are they Haydn?
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(69)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Texans: Thank God, Hurricane Dolly has finally passed and the worst is over. God: Not so fast
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(150)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Hot 43 yr-old arrested for running through park naked as part of a "truth or dare" game with teens, who said she provided alcohol and was going to expose her breasts to them. (w/ mug shot of woman who, amazingly, is not a teacher)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Hello Newman
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(74)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Second confirmed West Nile case in USA. Can we panic now?
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(93)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Jilted bride-to-be sues her ex-fiancé for not being enough of a sugar daddy, wins $150K and the respect of golddiggers everywhere
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(263)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
She was all "No I di'nt: and the cops were like "Oh yes you did" and she was like "No I di'nt" and the cops said "Oops our bad" and her lawyer said $$$$
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(106)
 
(Time to get a new fence)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby girl elephant born at the Pittsburgh Zoo. In fact, it's the second one in under a month. "The other elephants were all very excited and trumpeted repeatedly following the birth." Ugly-ass pic available
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(42)
 
(The Conservative Voice)
 
 
 
UFOs and aliens are really fallen angels sent by Satan to test Christian faith. Nice to see that all cleared up
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(473)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Step 1) We're sorry, but the trailer you won in our e-bay auction is full of bees. Step 2) What trailer? We never sold you a trailer. Step 3) Lawsuit
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(235)
 
(wsbtv.com)
 
 
 
Suburban restaurant scores a whopping 15 on their health inspection. Among the violations - extra protein in the soup in the form of flies. Fark: Still not the lowest score in the county... that was a 13
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY's Finest prove how tough they are by cuffing a truly dangerous suspect -- a 10-year-old boy who hit the school bully in the back of the neck with a bean
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(WVEC)
 
 
 
Norfolk &%$#-in' VA to @#$&-in' rescind %&@#$mn anti-profanity ordinance
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(WTMJ)
 
 
 
"I got p---ed because my lawn mower wouldn't start, so I got my shotgun and shot it. I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last call, Farkers. North-Central Jersey Fark Party tomorrow night. Grasshopper in Morristown
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(244)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Office workers dig graves during graveyard shift to fill in for striking workers. Wait, wouldn't ANY shift be a graveyard shift at a cemetery?
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Finally. Someone is inspired by Dane Cook
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(220)
 
(Some Yat)
 
 
 
State trooper does news interview about idiot drivers on I-10. Idiot driver offers a demonstration
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(336)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Bike messengers -- those guys who think they own the street, run red lights, and cause accidents with their recklessness -- find that their jobs are being endangered by the Internet. Keep up the good work, Internet
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(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Craigslist CEO: we hate to kill newspapers, but our classified listings are booming
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(161)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
RIP Professor Randy Pausch, of "One Last Lecture" fame
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(174)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Reminder: NYC Fark party TOMORROW. DIT
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(26)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Would-be thief comes up with clever way to steal gasoline by wrapping credit card transmitter in Reynolds Wrap, but his plan was foiled
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burnt popcorn prompts evacuation at University of Texas dormitory. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
And all he wanted to do was build a three-hundred meter banana and float it in geostationary orbit above Texas
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(72)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A dwarf burglar has defended his life of crime claiming that it is the only career open to a man his size. Well, besides posing for trophies
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(62)
 
(xeev Wisconsin)
 
 
 
Lawv txojsia luv los vim lumfai sibtsoo xwb
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(212)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police officer shoots suspect to keep him from hurting himself by swallowing drugs
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
France to trim their military by 54,000 troops, leaving them with two inept soldiers, and a Citroen 2cv with a WW2 machine gun on the roof
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(Some Dad)
 
 
 
Photoshop RagingLeonard's daughter after kicking the whole playground's butt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How a drunken bar brawl became an international incident between the US and Serbia. Zombie Archduke Ferdinand snickers
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(London Times)
 
 
 
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You might be an editor, but woe betide you if you remove a single letter from this man's restaurant review
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Speeding, driving erratically and changing lanes without signaling to pass a funeral procession is bad. Worse when it's a funeral procession for a firefighter, being led by the Highway Patrol
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Readers of Esquire are soon to be exposed to the publishing industry's latest attempt at re-inventing itself -- a battery-powered magazine with a flashing cover
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
1800-year old sculpture depicts Elvis. Not the 50's cool Elvis, the 70's fat Vegas Elvis
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
ACLU says CIA got CYA from DOJ
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(138)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you fail to notice that your car is disintegrating around you while you move, you may be too drunk to drive. Dumbass drunk driver trifecta in play
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(62)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand university students withdraw $5000 reward for arrest of Condoleezza Rice after Auckland police district commander invites them to enjoy a nice cup of STFU
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Police detective suspended for claiming overtime for watching porn at work, promises to finish faster next time
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(30)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Japan to begin giving acupuncture to tuna in attempt to improve their sushi
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(45)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you are hiking on an ice-covered mountain, tying yourself to several family members may not help. Anyone
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(130)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
If you're too drunk to drive, you're also too drunk to pull your car along with a rope
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(21)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
If you're going to take crotch shots of a girl passed out drunk, don't do it when you've just helped load her into the ambulance
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(121)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nerdgasm: A stormtrooper hula-hooping in a bikini
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(55)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Concerned citizens in the Sacramento area have an eye towards that inevitable day when Zombies overrun us. Thank you, good people, thank you
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Family of four weighs 900 pounds, amusement park ride holds 700 pounds. Check the tag, do the math, show your work
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Qantas comes VERY close to farking up that perfect safety record. Damage limited to big hole in cargo hold and 350 people with soiled underwear they bought at K-Mart in Cincinnati
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(Fayetteville Observer)
 
 
 
First woman in U.S. Armed Forces history is confirmed by Senate to wear 4 stars. Hero tag shatters 232-year old brass ceiling, Boobies tag stays hidden under camouflage
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(165)
 
(WREG)
 
 
 
Man breaks into bar, tries to cook food, catches the bar on fire, dies . . . Darwinstocrats
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harper's New Monthly Magazine, April 18, 1874: "I venture the prediction that within one hundred years from this time Cincinnati will be the greatest city in America, and by the year 2000, the greatest city in the world"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Bear in Alaska bites woman's head then spits her out. Did she taste bad? I dunno. Alaska
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
It bothers some to see vultures perched outside their hospital windows. "I've had patients tell me, 'Doc, it's not very reassuring.' "
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Thu July 24, 2008
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Air Force missile silo crews caught sleeping on the job, will be replaced by WOPR
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(168)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Three people injured in horse drawn carriage accident. This is not a repeat from 1512
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Not-so X-treme activities in X-treme locations. LGT example
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(69)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Remember when NC had to recall 100's of "WTF" plates? Well, Arkansas just upped the ante
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(266)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The land devoted to opium poppies in Afghanistan, even at the current record level of production, totals just 637 square miles, less than a third the size of Rhode Island
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(116)
 
(Some Sweaty Guy)
 
 
 
State of New Mexico is SHOCKED to find out that Scientology-based rehab program that incorporates sauna and massage into treatment is not effective (w/ bonus sweaty druggie pics)
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who said it? Batman or Bush? (link goes to video)
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(119)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
News: Fishermen snared by floating tuna ranch pen. Fark: Ship towing the pen didn't notice the marooned boat sitting in the middle of it for over two hours
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(42)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
It apparently needs repeating: Do not tailgate on the highway if you are transporting $25,000 worth of smack
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(54)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Evolution has ensured that humans respond to anecdote, instead of science. Which explains the success of chiropracty as well as those urban legends your secretary forwards you
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(451)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma taking nominations for state rock song. Have at it
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(254)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
How to piss off airport staff: Try to get a dwarf through checked baggage
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(71)
 
(Durant Democrat)
 
 
 
Oklahoma lawmaker brings loaded gun to Capitol. Again. Bonus: It's not her first time on Fark
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(103)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Girls don't suck at math, they just dupe your dumb ass into doing their homework for them
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(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How many times do 7 and 9 go into 44? According to the police, 30 times
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(131)
 
(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
The FBI debunks 10 myths about itself. J. Edgar Hoover's dressing habits fail to make the list, which shouldn't surprise us, as they only list myths
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(80)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
That baby photographed swimming naked for Nirvana's album cover is now 17, hates school, likes water polo, and is grappling with his public image. "Quite a few people in the world have seen my penis. So that's kinda cool."
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(196)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama addresses an estimated crowd of 200,000 people in Berlin, 185,000 of whom were just there for a concert by the Decemberists
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Newseum celebrates 100 years of the FBI. Interactive exhibits include "Let's Wiretap Martin Luther King" and "J. Edgar Hoover's Fashion School"
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(23)
 
(Some Flyin' High Guy)
 
 
 
What to do with that old junked 727 that your dad left you
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(89)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange bird
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Here is the church / here is the steeple / another crane falls / and crushes two people
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(112)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Ben Stein on Obama's convention speech: "Seventy-five-thousand people at an outdoor sports palace, well, that's something the Fuehrer would have done"
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(802)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
A former consultant for Anheuser-Busch in St. Louis accused of stealing from the company. His punishment is expected to be watered down and tasteless
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(80)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Looks like playing golf can add five years to your life. Duffing that tee off into the water will take 10 take years off your life, though
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(90)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Upset that inflation is ruining his name brand, 50 Cent sues 79 Cent, 89 Cent and 99 Cent
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(221)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
One doctor's story of her time in Darfur. Not safe for soul
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(648)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Participants identified their personal portraits significantly quicker when their faces were computer enhanced to be 20 percent more attractive"
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(92)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If you're poor and on food stamps, you can go to the Houston Zoo for free. But officials ask that you please not steal any of the animals' food to take home
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Best in Show Competition: Entrants bark, sit, stay, roll over and blast enemies with solar cannons
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(23)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Man decides that since his wife can't walk around naked on his neighbor's porch, that he should spit on him every time he sees him. That is all
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(169)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
School waits 46 years for a drink of water. Best prank ever
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(105)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New study finds that people have to get to work somehow, and if they get robbed along the way, that's a risk they're willing to take
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(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines once again fails to receive memo that airlines must lose money, suck
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(180)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Soy may reduce sperm count, even in modest amounts. Or maybe men who choose soy products are kind of girly to begin with
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(130)
 
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
Interview with National Enquirer editor about catching John Edwards in an affair. Note: They had seven reporters at the hotel and there were at least 10 witnesses to Edwards trying to hide
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(259)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man fined £30 for smoking at work. In his own van. Which he uses as a self-employed painter. And he wasn't working at the time. Or even driving to a job
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(97)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Man says he tried to snag Drew Peterson by posing as a woman and leading him on by instant message
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(38)
 
(The Day)
 
 
 
Real men of genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Midnight Firetruck Thieving Joyrider
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five-year old boy slips out of day care, heads over to Hooters
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(94)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bill Gates and Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg announced on Wednesday that they would spend $500 million to stop people around the world from smoking. DUHHH smokes don't have software
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(85)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you've ever thought "Hey, I could really use a chart to keep track of who in the Bush Administration could face criminal charges, and for what", you're in luck
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(162)
 
(dequalss.com)
 
 
 
22% of Americans say states should have the right to secede
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(436)
 
(adn)
 
 
 
Global warming strikes again as Anchorage, Alaska has coldest summer on record
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(349)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Parent busted after helping son's Boy Scout troop earn badges in porn watching, cigarette smoking, and beer chugging
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mysterious noise haunts Wisconsin couple. No one notices the cans of missing refried beans
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
17% of officers in the US military are black. 14% of Americans are black. Article says US military black officers are very rare
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(197)
 
(WTMJ)
 
 
 
Call off the HBO boxing analysts: Ex-fiancee/mother of groom courtroom catfight won't happen. Mom drops lawsuit after her son got dumped by bride-to-be
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(19)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Chinese post signs around Beijing teaching citizens how not be rude bastards when Olympic tourists arrive
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(114)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
117 sick, neglected cats, other animals found at Obama's home. What? Omaha home? Ooh. Never mind
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(71)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dead man found in drivers seat of car that had received a parking ticket. No, not in England this time
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(32)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Scientists recover complete dinosaur skeleton, a Tarbosaurus. Also find partial skeleton of a dinosaur that died by running with scissors, a Tardosaurus
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(100)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan "disgraced" that his wife is now dating a 19-year old boy, says his life is "total insanity." Not like he's asking for it or anything
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(162)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Dinosaurs diversified over time. But even their portfolio wasn't enough to save them from the housing crash
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(32)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
That Iowa Farker who asked for our help with his campaign slogans? Well, he's using them. Really
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Moore was part of a July 9 prank in which he dressed the headless roadkill in a blue graduation cap, white muscle tank top and shorts"
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(23)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds turns 44* today. LGT "My, how he's grown" slide show
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(104)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
See the complete list of everyone injured at Disney's Magic Kingdom
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(102)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Who is the biggest asshat? The couple with the Calvin peeing on Obama sticker on their truck or the woman who goes beserk and calls them racists?
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(245)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Stretch of road to be named after Tim Russert; to curve to the left slightly before ending rather abruptly
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(46)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
'Twat swap' details unveiled, owner compares club to church barbecue
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(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man uses an AK-47 to clear a traffic jam, a father, and two kids. Was an illegal immigrant protected by San Francisco's sanctuary laws. This did not and will continue to not end well
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(450)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is marriage just for white people? In related news, is CNN just for retarded people?
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(266)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Researchers in the field of drunkology hope to redesign streets to make them more drunk-friendly. In other news, people research drunkology. Professionally
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(36)
 
(Some Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beeswax cylinder
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(46)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
More than one million New Yorkers struggle to speak English. Which begs the question: only one million?
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gun rights activists say that everyone ought to be able to carry a gun in a national park, presumably to prevent the scourge of pick-a-nic basket-jacking
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(155)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stay in a beach resort in the UK for just £10 a night. The catch -- no toilets. The other catch -- the hotel is made out of sand
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(18)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Savage Weiner blames others now that he's on the hotseat for his remarks about autism
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(267)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In a flash of brilliance, police think "hey what if we post the weird 911 calls we get on to YouTube, because that will discourage people from making weird 911 calls" Yeah
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
As the media moves to correct itself for glowing coverage of Obama, it's entering a period of shallow analysis
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(194)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Grinch.... er... Nintendo president says he can't guarantee there will be enough Wii's available in the U.S. this Christmas. Then he jumped from a diving board into a warehouse full of money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yet, if the press craves consistency, it owes its readers some sort of assessment of Edwards
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, the guy who sold his life on eBay will have to take it back because none of the top bidders can complete the deal. And he can't even leave negative feedback. Bummer
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(18)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court upholds rights of police officers to beat your ass for a bag of fajitas
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(57)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Today's prostitute round-up brought to you by Clearwater
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(74)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The arctic could hold 90 billion barrels of oil. And, conveniently, will soon melt so that it will be easier to extract the oil
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(88)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
"X-Files" star David Duchovny claims to have seen a UFO. But he was "having a hard time then, you know, life" so he could just have easily been drunk
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(43)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand university offers $5,000 reward to anyone managing to arrest Condoleeza Rice in her upcoming visit to the country. What could possibly go wrong?
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The government is urging parents to use steamy TV soap scenes to talk to their children about sex
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(19)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Assailant sought in gas station shooting. No word on whether the gunman appeared to hate cans
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Christian Bale "assault" on his mom and sister? He just yelled at them after his sister asked him for $200 grand to "help raise her children" and he turned her down. The heartless bastard
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(309)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Naaaaaahhh, what's up, Doc- HOLY FARKING SHIAT GET OUTTA THE HOUSE
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(79)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
78-year old woman has her purse snatched, outruns 20-year old crook, gives her a damn good shaking. Fark: her grandson is an Olympic sprinter. With "angry fist of Gran" photo
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(42)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
If your last girlfriend had an IMDB page
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
News: To protect children from paedophiles, council stops elderly women photographing paddling pool. Fark: The pool was empty
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(68)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Max Mosley wins his privacy case against the "News of the World". The paper is fined £60,000 and is to be spanked for being a very naughty tabloid
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"It's one thing to cover your body with the flag, but quite another thing to be naked and using it as a horse's saddle"
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Major search-and-rescue operation called off when the victims turned out to be two large inflatable penguins
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(16)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man trapped under asphalt roller... Otto unavailable for comment
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Newspaper misspells its own name on front page. It's not news, it's Furk
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sophisticated "Gastrosexuals" use food to woo women. Your girl wants steak (prepared with a crust of peppercorns and hazelnuts and garnished with frisee)
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(198)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Not news: Man steals 3 buses. Fark: He followed the routes and made all the stops
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(70)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this road block
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(84)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Congress opens hearings over military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Opponents and supporters of the policy vow to wrestle in oil while dressed in loincloths
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(146)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 168: "Farktography Classic: Blue II". Difficulty: No sky. Details and rules in the first post. LGT next week's theme
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(314)
 


Wed July 23, 2008
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Cops: Auto theft? Check. Robberies? Check. Gangs? Um, that'll cost you extra
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(40)
 
(Some Jedi)
 
 
 
Remember the steampunk Star Wars figures? Here is the Empire Strikes Back edition. Cool tag beats Followup tag with a Force choke
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(148)
 
(Baltimore Brew)
 
 
 
Drama teacher takes classroom role playing to a whole new level
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(164)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Prison inmate introduces himself as Jesus Christ to see whether he can get along with cellmate. One ruptured spleen later, it appears doubtful
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When homeowners lose their homes in forclosure, we laugh at them and call them stupid. When banks make high-risk investments on subprime debtors and lose, we issue $300,000,000,000 to bail them out
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(253)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Dolly downgraded to "Led Zeppelin I" as levees hold
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cook County (IL) Commissioner Mike Quigley drafts resolution noting the 2009 Winter Classic between the Chicago Blackhawks and Detroit Red Wings. As for what the 10 letters that end the last 10 lines of the document spell, that was coincidence
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(80)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Goodness Gracious
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(109)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Due to the fact that it is in such high demand, The New York Times has raised its newsstand price to $1.50
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At least four people in West Virginia have been hospitalized this summer for drinking tiki torch fuel. And last year more than 190 residents got sick drinking the liquids inside glow lights
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(98)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Woman sues after service animal banned from city buses. Fark: It's a ferret
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(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House approves the taxpayer-funded Personal Responsibility Mortgage Bailout Bill of 2008
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(479)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Judge puts nine-year-old named "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" under court guardianship until a real name is chosen for her. Bonus childrens' names in article: Keenan Got Lucky, Cinderella Beauty Blossom, Sex Fruit
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(269)
 
(KABC-7)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old gets "Star Wars" ruined for him forever
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(390)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
America's dumbest generation?
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(342)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvanian with no arms and no legs finishes 275th of 308 in swimming portion of Pittsburgh triathlon. No, his name isn't Bob or Duncan, but he is a buoy
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this doorway
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(56)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The 10 ugliest new cars in America
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(288)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chimp escapes zoo enclosure to get to the roof where it manages to disarm one worker before taking two tranquilizer darts and a banana (with great video)
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ugly brat sues teacher over insulting remarks
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(104)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drive-by shooting. New hotness: Drive-by grenading
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(40)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery travels to the top of Big Bear Mountain and discovers a genuine classic arcade that has stood the test of time since 1959
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(60)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
You know it's hot in Houston when inmates escape just to go swimming
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(27)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The #1 bear threat to America: Snuggle
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(86)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Spastic balls lure adults to Old School P.E. classes"
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(36)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes you should just cut your losses instead of calling police -- for instance, if you get robbed trying to buy pot
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(48)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
China sets up designated tank practice areas for the Olympics
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(91)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
The top 7 misguided rap attempts. The horror
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(296)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At long last: XM - Sirius merger approved
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(290)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Hurricane Dolly makes landfall as a category 2 storm. Pray for Omarion
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(110)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
French couple displays amazing lack of historical awareness, makes porn video at World War I memorial
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(74)
 
(NBC5i)
 
 
 
Accelerated tanning = accelerated death. Really really accelerated
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(110)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
New York state worker earning $100K lived in company paint shed, report says
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(63)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Crazed German man drives a car though the gate at the site of Obama's speech Thursday, circles the complex repeatedly and spills red paint out of his car. France surrenders
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neither rain nor snow, nor sleet nor dark of night shall stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds, even if they deliver mail to the wrong address for 19 years
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(44)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Palm City man's stolen credit card used to buy program to prevent identity theft
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(43)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Robert Novak rams a pedestrian and speeds away. Yes, submitter is well aware this is Not Braking news
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(250)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Homeowner jumps burgler, binds him with duct tape and hands him over to police "gift wrapped"
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(60)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"Sorry about the Molotov cocktails. Our bad." Awkward
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(84)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're the largest cable company in the United States. Do you: C) Spend almost a month trying to figure out why a customer isn't getting his cable... only to find out that you haven't hooked it up to his house?
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(161)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British woman sues after "water detox diet" leaves her brain damaged and on medication. Dietician counters that thinking a water detox diet would work meant the woman was probably brain damaged already
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(96)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair does the thinkable to The New Yorker
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(132)
 
(NewsChannel9)
 
 
 
Missing? ☑ Female? ☑ Caucasian? ☑ Attractive? ☑ Young? ☐ Nevermind, go back to your normal routine, nothing to see here
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(438)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
U.S. appeals court overturns Internet Child Protection Act. Why won't they think of the children?
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(251)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
NTSA = x + z(2), where x represents a 25-year-old math teacher and z represents her 16-year-old student
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(131)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
The baby born of the second Immaculate Conception turns 30 today
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(163)
 
(Rian.Ru)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez to purchase $5 billion worth in Russian weapons for Venezuela in order to protect the country when the U.S. invades or the monkeys in the rain forest get organized and attack, whichever comes first
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(503)
 
(A&E TV)
 
 
 
Because Criss Angel is called Mindfreak, are people who follow him called "freaks"? (Sponsored link)
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(165)
 
(WTMJ)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson unveils a tricycle-style roadster. Next, Bob the Builder and Barney the Dinosaur co-star in "Easy Rider" remake with Raffi covering "Born To Be Wild"
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(220)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Bank websites using swiss cheese for security, university researchers find
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minimum wage to jump by $0.70 which works out to about 145 cases of Natural Light or 18 grams of meth per year based on 40-hour work week
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(488)
 
(Comedy.com)
 
 
 
A salute to the man trying to bring the Kicked in the Nuts record back to the USA
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(54)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Although the press informed everybody else, they forgot to tell Patrick Swayze he had only weeks to live
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(137)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
The score at the end of the Møøse vs. Sister match is Møøse 1, Sister 1 in sudden-death overtime
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(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Radovan Karadzic to defend himself in war crimes court. Because it worked so well for the last guy
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(80)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rogue programmer who hijacked San Francisco's network surrenders passwords to mayor, says he was just protecting the city's code. He's also been described as "a bit maniacal." Gee, ya think?
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(173)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Man who once threw owl from moving car to evade police pursuit now jailed for armed burglary at wrong house
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(46)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Drinking Wite-Out does not erase alcohol from your blood. You will still be charged with drunk driving
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(98)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
One in, one out. The "Spam King" is AWOL from federal prison. Wait, two "Spam Kings"? Spam King trifecta in play?
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(91)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to swim with sea lions in a mall, now is your chance. Yeah, us neither
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this underwater cameramajigger
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Australian politician wants fast-food chain to stop offering Batman toys with children's meals
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his inbox filled with unsolicited male
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(191)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Jenny Craig just shed over 160 pounds in a single day
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(86)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Marine commando jumps on grenade to save comrades. Survives blast, refuses to to be medevaced -- then shoots an insurgent. Queen says, "By George, you have balls of steel"
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(407)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Woman accused of trying to cram a peanut in the mouth of her allergic neighbor. Nutjob should pecan somebody her own size
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(66)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman performs Wiccan ceremony in cemetery after a run of good luck, inadvertently stabs herself in the foot with the ceremonial sword
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(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When in the cockpit of an airliner, don't push the button marked "takeoff power" while still in the hangar
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(84)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Vermin-clearing incident gone awry leads to shrapnel in the buttocks. Forrest Gump unavailable for comment
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"You can't bust me, if you don't know what you found..."
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(98)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tired of Jesus hogging all the publicity by appearing on food products, Allah decides to make an appearance on meat
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(109)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Hungry Russian bears trap geologists at remote survey site, demand ransom of one million pic-a-nic baskets
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(53)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
There are times you should just turn off your cellphone, like when you're in a stolen vehicle being chased by cops
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(18)
 
(College Humor)
 
Video
 
Pencil, telephone, hourglass, diamonds, candle, candle, flag! Mouse, scissors, ball, mailbox, mailbox, mailbox!
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(98)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The world's top flatulist prepares to unleash himself on Edinburgh
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(49)
 
(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Golfer struck by lightning. Last words were, "Rat farts"
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(86)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Catching a taxi to town to do the shopping: $50. Faking a heart attack and calling an ambulance, then miraculously recovering when you arrive at the hospital, 150 meters from the shops: FREE
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tesco's cock up nearly breaks up relationship when condoms are added to man's order by mistake. Penis
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(91)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
South Los Angeles considers a ban on all new fast-food restaurants for one year. Capitalism, blubber surrender
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sign of the times: Man arrested for stealing $0.42 from a mall fountain
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(56)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mustard Man arrested for aggravated assault (not before delivering awesome response)
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(169)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo's running a "Truth in Advertising" Photoshop contest. Bring the FARK
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(69)
 


Tue July 22, 2008
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eighteen-year-old Melbourne boy reinforces need for a "Darwin" tag by stripping to his underwear and losing a game of chicken with cars on the highway. Fark bonus: He's from South Morang
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Vinegar Festival takes place in LaGrange, NY. A lot of douchebags were there
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Man finds sticky substance in his underwear, wipes his hand on Prime Minister's sleeve
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Two guys break into store and steal pillows and a hammock. Found nearby sleeping on stolen goods. "Alcohol was involved"
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
♫ Well Hello Dolly, ♫ We can tell, Dolly, ♫ Your're still glowin', ♫ you're still crowin' you're still goin' strong ♫ We can feel the room swayin'
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