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Sun June 29, 2008
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(Some Alaskan)
 
 
 
Good Idea: A bicycle ride through the park with your local bike club. Bad Idea: A midnight bicycle race through grizzly bear feeding grounds
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(61)
 
(NWA News)
 
 
 
"At 6:10 p.m. Thursday, a woman reported a raccoon near Forfar Drive and Kincardine was not acting right and had tried to fight a truck"
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(136)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Sales of the 1985 Nissan Maxima expected to skyrocket after teen drives off the side of Pikes Peak in a 1,000 foot plunge in an apparent suicide attempt but survives with bumps and bruises "Becky is a beeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaatch"
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(159)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
Three easy steps for getting out of debt. Yadda, yadda, fake your own death. Easy. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
News: City of San Francisco paying for flights back to Honduras for convicted crack dealers so the dealers won't be deported. Fark: So they can come back carte blanche
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(146)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"They robbed us? Oh well, back to the 16th green"
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption this male model
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(91)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Secretary loses court fight where she claimed sexual discrimination because her boss asked her to get coffee
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(133)
 
(KMBC 9 News)
 
 
 
Not news: House catches fire. News: It's the result of kids playing with fireworks. Fark: In the attic
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The latest victim of high gas prices? Nevada brothels. Talk about pain at the pump
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm, that noise was a lightning strike that blew a hole in the plane. Last month it was a flaming satellite on re-entry that missed us by a couple miles. Who needs a drink?"
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Medical helicopters crash in midair collision near Flagstaff killing at least seven
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(98)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Driving instructor finds out that there might be flaws in his scheme to use his job position to recruit young teens for amateur sex videos
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(64)
 
(Moe Zart)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man playing piano on a mountain top
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(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French Army surrenders what little competency was left after accidentally firing live ammo into a crowd of spectators
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(149)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Today's "idiot steals police cruiser for joyride and tries to evade police by driving onto water" brought to you by Metairie, Louisiana
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(68)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Sports bar introduces a claw game, only instead of stuffed animals, you are going for live lobsters. It costs $2 per try, and if you snag a lobster, the kitchen will fix it right up for you. PETA: "Torture, pure and simple."
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(251)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Using an inspirational, motivating book in English class? That's a firing (video report)
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(251)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
The Rubbish Fairy is dead. Tinkerbell wanted for questioning
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Animals the size of a finger... some are cute, some are ugly, all are tiny
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(155)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A group of lost dolphins in the Shrewsbury River have New Jersey residents amazed... that anything could live in the Shrewsbury River
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(43)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
The 2008 baseball season has reached the halfway point. How has your team surprised you, good or bad, so far? Mets, Mariners and Blue Jay fans can sit this one out
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(314)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man rescues drowning bear from Gulf of Mexico. Drowing Bear??? (w/ pic)
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(105)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
People in Arizona upset that power lines may spoil their views of the God-forsaken desert
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(184)
 
(bleedcubbieblue)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Siamese Cubs
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(46)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Jumped the shark" has jumped the shark at last. Say hello to the new hotness, "nuking the fridge."
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(223)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The real Ron Burgundy has passed away at age 70. Toast his memory with a drink of scotchy scotchy scotch
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Truck full of fire extinguishers catches fire
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(106)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
More and more men are discovering what Scotsmen have known for years: even male fashion models look ridiculous in a kilt
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Technically, this tuxedo isn't made of bacon, it just looks like bacon. And smells like bacon
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British soldier killed in vehicle accident in Afghanistan identified as Warrant Officer Dan Shirley. You can't be serious
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(199)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
She's no lady, he's my wife
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(168)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State finds miracle cure for saltoholism: fewer holes in salt shakers. Still no cure for British food
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you must give a fake name to the cops, be sure it's not the name of a burglar with arrest warrants out for him. I know we've covered this before, but please
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Model plunges to death from apartment building from slight draft
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(248)
 
(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Old man tells neighbor to get off lawn. Fark: Attacks him with weed wacker when he doesn't. PANCAKES
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(37)
 
(Some Flighty Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tail feather
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cutest damn baby monkey you'll ever see cuddling her teddy bear. Seriously, this will leave you a pile of goo on your computer chair. The tag doesn't even begin to do it justice
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(128)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"We have these cultural beliefs that children are the key to happiness and a healthy life, and they're not"
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(392)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
At the peak of the driving season and during one of the hottest days of the year, New England oil companies announce heating oil cost increases for next winter. "It's going to be staggering."
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(142)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Local governments in Britain remind voters of important work they do by launching ad campaign publicizing the fact that they clean up drunk girls' barf and dog poop (pic)
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(40)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
FEMA has taken to hitting people in disaster areas
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Out-of-state crews blamed for putting up signs in South Carolina advising tourists looking for a fun time to go to another state
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(67)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Taxidermists prepare third largest Grizzly in the Northern Continental Divide ecosystem that was killed by pickup in Montana. 'We should keep him in Lincoln so he could be dead where he used to live"
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(42)
 


Sat June 28, 2008
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Once again, if your desktop background pic is kiddie porn, and you send your laptop in to get a new hard drive, expect trouble
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(164)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teens are ditching "Mom and Dad" and giving their parents nicknames like G-Dog and Big Anne
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(176)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
The revolt against the "precious little snowflake" culture has begun
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(537)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for riding bike. "The only thing he was wearing then was a yellow (baseball) cap," Lachance said
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(29)
 
(City News)
 
 
 
Hahaahaha *POW*. Waaahahahaha *PUNCH*. Teeeeeheheee *STOMP*. Bwaaaahahaha *GOUGE*
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(61)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Undercover NYPD officers try to frame four on drug charges, but forget about all the surveillance cameras. Oops
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Fataday' threatens to replace 'Caturday' as people stuff their faces with cholesterol bombs every weekend. You would have submitted this with a better headline, but typing makes you sweat
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(80)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Finally. A cure for cancer. All cancers.....That's it. Move along
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(318)
 
(KDKA.com - CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pushing the limits of broadcast journalism, Pittsburgh reporter checks out the annual Furry Convention (complete with video)
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(148)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tunnel tourist
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(75)
 
(Some Depressed Season Ticket Holder)
 
 
 
Georgia mascot Uga VI passes away In Savannah. There is no Dog
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(189)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ride attendants at Six Flags over Georgia outraged after group of boys jumps fence and enters "off limits" area. Calm down guys, it's nothing to lose your head over. Oh, wait
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(649)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass sun bear cub unveiled in Perth
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(23)
 
(Some non-virulent source)
 
 
 
That former Army scientist who was named as a person of interest in the 2001 anthrax attacks will receive $5.8 million to settle his lawsuit against the Justice Department. That should restore faith in the system
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(97)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian burlesque entertainers -- inclduing BonBon Vivant, Leggsy Von Hellstroke and Kitten Kaboodle -- dismayed to find that Las Vegas does not allow underboobs. Underboobs
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(138)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Restaurant might close because of phar too literal interpretation of obscure Missouri law
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(197)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Excuse me," he said, "you can't say those words. Those words are illegal."
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(197)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In an ongoing campaign for its own tag, Texas court rules a church's right to force an exorcism on a young girl outweighs her right to not be held down and have the devil beaten out of her
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(290)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When you are a commoner you go to a McDonalds drive-thru. When you are the Queen of England you buy a McDonalds drive-thru. Would you like chips with that?
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(37)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Why spend 14 months of work with jackhammers when you can use 200lbs of explosives and be done in 20 seconds? Yes, there's video
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(58)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Tropical ocean sucks up vast amounts of ozone. Climate models hardest hit
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(107)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Singing bye bye to the Dutch getting high, drove my Spyker to the diker but the dealer was dry. Those good old boys drinking latte and chai, saying this will be the day my houka died. This will be the day my houka died
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(132)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Mercedes-Benz to quit producing gas powered cars in seven years. Jimmy Carter asks "What took you so long?"
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 intellectuals in the world are all Muslims
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(363)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having solved all jaywalking and dumpster diving incidents Milwaukee area police decide to crackdown on actual crime. Fark - by having interns tell your neighbors all about it
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
California, the Nanny State of the U.S., may actually be doing something right with new "headset only" cell phone law starting Tuesday
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(161)
 
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Bill Gates' last day of work at Microsoft is June 27th. What will he be doing in retirement?
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
After further review, it now appears that maybe the Great Salmonella Tomato Scare of 2008 was a bit overwrought... and might have nothing to do with tomatoes after all
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(63)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hundreds of thousands of parents in the UK will be banned from ferrying children to sports matches next year unless they have had criminal records checks
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(66)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Man named Variable denied request to change to "F--- Censorship" four years after he changed it from "Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon." No, really
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(78)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Artist adds texture to her work. DIT
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you take your children to Jellystone National Park for summer vacation, don't let them pose for pictures within two feet of a wild animal. They might get a Boo Boo
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police officer has been told he cannot ride a bicycle on police patrols until he has passed a training course. Nanny State strikes again
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(56)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Diablo III confirmed at European gaming show. Another Blizzard license to print money unveiled
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(244)
 
(Some Slam)
 
 
 
Is the Denny's menu secretly a list of dirty sex acts? Depends on how you perform the Meat Lover's Scramble
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lion cub rejected by its mother being hand-reared by zoo director and his housecat Arnie, and on Caturday too (pics)
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(461)
 
(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Man makes his stand against high oil prices by getting a license plate that reads "KMA OPEC"
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(57)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Ancient Japanese tradition of naked sushi comes to Clearwater. "There's a sense of class to it" (w/ pic)
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(82)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
About 90 percent of people can carry the tune. The other ten percent go on to have huge record deals
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(39)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Not news: Old bats invade social security center. Fark: Not old women collecting their checks, actual bats
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(11)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: anonymous witnesses. New hotness: anonymous defendants. This guy has been in custody seven years, and they won't reveal his name. Thank goodness that kind of thing can never happen here
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(75)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Thanks for paying your debt to society and congratulations on your new-found freedom. Oh, by the way, you owe us $44.5 million... kthxbye
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To celebrate his birthday, man streaks down the street, though a minimart, and straight into the arms of the sex offender registry
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Queen's top officials are warning her to clamp down on spending because she only has about $635 million left to her name
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(75)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Portrait of Bonnie Prince Charlie hanging in Britain's National Gallery for 14 years may actually be his brother. McAwkward
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(24)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: Cowbell
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(46)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Fearing fattism, flustered fatties fighting fictional films fiendish futuristic fabrication featuring fatties feeding furiously, flying floating furniture for falsely framing future fifth-witted fatties' fattiness. Wall-E
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(218)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amish feel the sting of high gas prices. Wait. What?
source: eveningsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 


Fri June 27, 2008
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadians urged to wear sealskins on July 1 to celebrate the fact that they're not Americans or some damn thing
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(156)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It turns out 9-11 was caused by a ten-year-old OCD boy who did not step on a particular white mark on the road that day
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(210)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Museum of London puts the locations of 37,000 skeletons buried in the city online. Bonus: includes purple, green and black bones... and one walrus
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(38)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Quiz: How many candy bars can you identify by their cross-sections?
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(298)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ivy League grad with a high-rise condo and an 8.9 rating on HotOrNot John Fitzgerald, you have met your match; Dimitri the Stud
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(241)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
An answer to the question we've all been asking: Do boob jobs really end marriages? And what if your wife is the one who gets one? Does that change anything?
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(156)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chinese woman adopts 100 dogs from earthquake aftermath. Next week: Chinese woman opens new restaurant
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(85)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's tough being a convenience store clerk. The long hours, the annoying customers, being robbed at banana point
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(68)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
British pubs closing at the rate of 30 a week. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nifty calculator on CNN helps you figure out how many hours you have to work to fill your gas tank, fails to take any income taxes into account. It's not a CPA, it's CNN
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(71)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Dominatrix want sex indoors as its too easy to get busted outdoors
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(52)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Two thumbs up on this week's mugshots from TSG
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(202)
 
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Judge Moon tells woman who was pulled from her car and beaten in the head to "purchase a weapon, obtain a gun permit and learn to protect yourself." M-O-O-N, that spells obvious
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(193)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Playstation thieves are up to four stars in GTA5: Real Life
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dirt biker slices off four fingers in tug-of-war game with other motorcyclists. UYUO SBUNMUTTERD TYJHIS WEITYH SA BERTRETR HJEADSLKINEW
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good idea: Sleeping in your car because you're too drunk to drive. Bad idea: Waking up in the middle of the night and walking into on what you thought was your girlfriend's house
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(68)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mauschwitz claims another victim
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(50)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his weener
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(70)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New postage stamp for state of Colorado proudly displays mountain . . . from Wyoming. Awkward
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(61)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Just because you're a big bald dude doesn't mean you can impersonate "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and go around charging $10 to sign autographs... well, unless you go to WalMart
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"The website is down"(some NSFW language)
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(197)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you end up fleeing naked while covered in manure while trying to build a bomb, you're doing it wrong
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(17)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
BMW M3 beats Toyota Prius in Top Gear fuel economy test, proving "... it isn't what you drive that matters, it's how you drive it"
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(366)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Speed limit signs and traffic cops. New Hotness: Painted-on road debris
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(80)
 
(Hampton Roads News)
 
 
 
Bride auctions off a bridesmaid spot, ends up getting wedding "sponsored" by Dr Pepper
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(117)
 
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
If you stole several bins of panties from Victoria's Secret, the Chattanooga Police would like a word with you . . . along with several million Farkers wanting to know if you're "hittable" of not
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite 90+ degree heat, thousands turn out for joint Obama-Clinton Campaign rally in Unity, NH. Through a spokesman, God apologized for the unseasonable heat, saying it was necessary to keep hell from freezing over
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(109)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Setting your BMW on fire is a good way to get the local police to notice you
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(33)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
How paying two months' salary for a isometric-hexoctahedral crystal lattice allotrope of carbon came to mean "I love you."
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(475)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Facebook declare war on gammer and speeling errors. Nazis
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(116)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot teacher sues for being canned after appearing in bikini on Howard Stern Show. With bikini shot goodness
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(388)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
After a six years, a family's Baby Jesus mysteriously returns. Which is great news for the family's 10-year-old who was forced to be His replacement. "It was hard to convince him to lie out there in the freezing cold"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Bitter ex-Hillary supporter is shocked to find out that when she publicly stated she's going to vote for McCain, it put her status as Democratic national convention delegate in jeopardy
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(505)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man successfully sues employer for not showing him how to use a ladder, common sense
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(71)
 
(Some Damn Varmint)
 
 
 
Levee fails due to a muskrat hole. "With all the guns in this county, couldn't we kill a muskrat?"
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(104)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Showing their hallmark restraint, ABC News predicts a "red-hot summer of air rage" as travelers are expected to light torches and take pitchforks in hand and storm the airports demanding satisfaction. Or something like that
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(56)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
DC Metro Supervisor arrested for arranging sexual encounters from inside the Metro station. Smart Trip pass not accepted for payment, but we hear they run a tight schedule
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(52)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Article useless to most. Picture useful to all
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(67)
 
(Nebraska.tv)
 
 
 
Small town in Nebraska experiences a "heat burst", a phenomenon where on a clear blue day 90 degree winds suddenly descend from the sky and start throwing trees around
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(97)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Shaggy, having fallen on hard times since leaving Hollywood, is arrested for robbing 60-year old woman
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(79)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teen breaks record for eating rice with chopsticks. Slow news day
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(47)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
One third of Americans want more math taught in schools. That's like, 50%
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(150)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When you post a YouTube video of yourself holding a gun and telling people how to kill cops, you're going to get a battering ram through your door and a night in the pokey. Especially if you have your 12-year-old son operate the camera
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(290)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
35-foot dive into 12 inches of water breaks world record (with pic goodness, video too)
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(90)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk man. Stuck in a hole. w/pic and awesome video. The Sun is There
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(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's fun to slay at the Y-M-C-A
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(81)
 
(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, this needs to be repeated: If you're going to carjack someone, make sure you know how to drive their car
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(21)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Semi-colon fans' exclamations point to its worth, pound detractors tilde give in. Asterisk of sounding hopeful, comma heads may prevail by underscoring plusses and minuses, bracketing debate with dash of logic. Period, quotation marks
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(Some Girl)
 
 
 
When bringing home your new baby do you, C) set a coconut on fire, filling your apartment with smoke and sending the newborn back to the hospital?
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(46)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Deciding that chess wasn't dorky enough, new improved martian chess has been developed to fix the problem
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(77)
 
(nbc10.com)
 
 
 
When it comes to pissing off the Philadelphia City Council, Colt 45 works every time
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(35)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Cigarettes
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(74)
 
(Some Genius)
 
 
 
Once more, for those of you who didn't hear yet: If you have a warrant out for your arrest, selling illegal fireworks is probably not a good idea. Oh, and if you do it anyway, try to leave your dope at home
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(28)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
When it rains, it pours. Pacific NW has so much wind and hydro electricity that utilities are actually paying customers to use up power. Can't we get anything right anymore?
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(161)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
For the love of God, watch WiiFit girl, watch Denny "Blazen" Hazen, or even the Rick Roll. Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" is about to become YouTube's most watched video of all time
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(223)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Muslims consider dogs unclean, so British transport police may not be able to use sniffer dogs near them. In related news, Muslim drug mule help-wanted ads increase
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(309)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Helicopter mom says booze and porn don't belong in a steam engine science fair project. Subby says anything that combines beer, porn, and steam is the best science fair project EVAR
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(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thousands celebrate Summer solstice at Stonehenge, but are disappointed to find out it's actually just 18 inches tall
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ho hum. Another fund-raiser held at Elton John's estate. Look, there's Bill and Chelsea Clinton - and wow, Will Smith has a pretty wife. Look at th...JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR FACES?
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(231)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Prostitute ID's her pimp for a pizza in court. "I felt that a pizza for a pimp was a good (trade)," the judge said. Upgrayedd is going to be pissed
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(95)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Co-workers discover that languages are not an impediment to a good argument. When one uses his fist to make a point against his co-worker's jaw, the co-worker thoughtfully retorts with hot soup
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Voting in Zimbabwe starts off slow. Exit polling suggest "Robert Mugabe" is slightly ahead of "I want to die by voting for someone else"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What makes a good childrens' book? Great storyline, captivating illustrations, catchy title--and of course, rat urine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Of all the things that can go wrong at the Beijing Olympics, you'd think seaweed would be a pretty remote threat. And you'd be wrong
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC cabbie makes way for ducklings on Park Ave. It's not news, it's... really, wait, a considerate NYC cabbie?
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(50)
 
(Flint Journal)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, police chief of America's third most dangerous city declares war on sagging pants
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(161)
 
(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Charles and Camilla to attend agricultural show , where "Camilla will visit the flower hall, the show gardens, the food hall and the equine area" ... presumably for grazing purposes
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(37)
 
(Some Strange Website)
 
 
 
By far the weirdest website you will see today
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(275)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Religious leaders can now get a 'pray and display' permit that lets them park anywhere without getting a ticket if they're visiting a parishioner
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(123)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old boy has his birthday party invitations confiscated because he didn't bring enough for everybody
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(370)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Store censors baby cake picture because it showed five-month-old's bottom
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(113)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
News flash: Children who enjoy a proper upbringing from their parents do better at school. In related news, Sir Ric Romero now writes for the London Times
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(38)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
The ACLU is threatening to file suit against the U.S. Naval Academy over the school's daily lunchtime prayer. Hate to break it to ya, but as long as there is Navy food, there will be mealtime prayers
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(352)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Autopsy notes from Britain's top pathologist for sale; includes the woman who died from a shampooing and the man who mistook acid for whisky
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(AP)
 
 
 
"I was told there would be no math." "But dude, you're a math teacher."
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(146)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Precious Snowflakes under 8 years old banned from playing pee wee soccer in the Nanny State because it's too stressful
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(112)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
What a dick
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(111)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
:. :: . :: .: .. : :. : :: .. :. .:
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(109)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Okay dude, if this thing is really loaded then you owe me fifty bucks. Ready?
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old-time political cartoon
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(49)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
More streetlights spotted over Britain. At least the drunken witnesses are bringing cameras these days (pics)
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(53)
 
(Some Navy Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Photoshop contest image finds its way into official US Navy online training. Behold the power of Fark
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(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canoeist arrested, jailed and has DNA sample taken for crime of paddling down a river. Hmmm, no beating from the cops that might have bruised the hippy's organic granola bars, but apart from that, it seems tough but fair
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(110)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota school to implement no-hat policy for security issues. Students can still dance. If they want to
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Thu June 26, 2008
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A gospel choir and a priest singing Elvis tunes will officiate at a mass drive-in wedding ceremony
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(18)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Kent. He was shot
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(110)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex with you, do you A) break up with her B) take a cold shower C) threaten to zap her with a taser?
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(201)
 
(Some Lonely Guy)
 
 
 
Chattanooga website aims to deter prostitution by publishing photos of known hookers, pimps and johns. With Zombie Hooker photo goodness. She'll take your money and your braaaaaaaains
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(209)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah government proposes 4-day work week to save energy. Great... just what Utah residents need. ANOTHER day off with absolutely nothing to do
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(92)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever looked at the Brooklyn Bridge and thought, "That could really use a waterfall," the local art community has good news for you
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(76)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Inmate escapes, leaves a rose made of toilet paper to guard because he feels guilty about breaking out
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(31)
 
(Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
We've lost another American icon: Ayveq the masturbating walrus has died
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(148)
 
(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
Latest crazy religious sighting: Dallas residents see Jesus in a slab of granite (w/ "I Want To Believe" pic)
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(152)
 
(Some Retro Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy motorists on their way to a better tomorrow
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(83)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Home for sale includes new wife. For $500K, the carpet better match the drapes
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(177)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A gin and elderflower-liqueur cocktail was judged to be the best summertime drink to enjoy at a sidewalk cafe
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(114)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
OJ says that any other person wouldn't be going to court in his situation. That's because any other person would already be in jail
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kansas City and Texas to battle for BBQ supremacy. NC mutters "amateurs", goes back to basting sweet sweet pig
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(475)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Time was, the world loved America. Sixty years ago, to be exact
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(283)
 
(WNWO)
 
 
 
2008 Headline: High gas prices drive up motorcycle sales. 2009 Headline: Motorcycle related fatalities at all-time high
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(342)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Yellow journalism has been replaced by "yellow science." Global warming sells papers and makes the grant money flow
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(333)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Indian pilots overshoot airport by 359 miles after falling asleep. Indian pilot trifecta now in play
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(62)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Nanny State unveils "kids and video games" action plan. "Responsible parenting", "sending the chubby tykes outside to play" suspiciously absent
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(52)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Seeing as Canada Day falls on a Tuesday, here's your "No work will be done on Monday because most people have taken it as a vacation day" news report
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(133)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The #1 book of the last quarter-century: "The Road". #2? "Harry Potter... part 4". Subby gave up when he saw "Cold Mountain" at #9
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(315)
 
(Editor and Publisher)
 
 
 
The new edition of the AP Stylebook is out, and it includes "iPod" and "WMD," but not "DIAF," "UFIA," or "I work for ____. So I am really getting a kick out of these replies"
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why was Betty Boop considered attractive? That head looks like she's related to John Merrick and she talked like Fran Drescher
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(2446)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
I hate my job and need a reason to get fired, think this will work? Signed Paula
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(221)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
European Union forces wholesaler to destroy thousands of kiwi fruit because they are one millimetre too small. Brit Farkers: "This is bureaucracy gone mad." Yanks: "A millimeter? Goldarnit, that's HUGE"
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(392)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Volcanos to be used for the production of electricity. This will end well
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(98)
 
(Venice Florida!)
 
 
 
City councilman tries to hide his tracks by deleting emails, accuses web site of hacking when some of them are published; web writer responds to subpoena demanding source with two words: "Blow me"
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(86)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man on bike has head on collison with bear. That will leave a Boo Boo
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(88)
 
(Some Fest)
 
 
 
This didn't work last year but what the hell. Impromptu Fark Party at Summerfest this afternoon?
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(75)
 
(KSAT.com)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at Burning Tree apartments. Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites unavailable for comment
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazillian prision allows inmates to train carrier pigeons. I can think of an arbitrarily large number of things that could go wrong here
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(69)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Why you won't hear: "Now batting, #12, Precious Snowflake"
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(363)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Happy meal now coming with free lawsuit from Devo. In other news Devo is still around
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(134)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Six teens commit a string of robberies inspired by - wait for it - "Grand Theft Auto". And so it begins. (with bonus doofy mugshot goodness)
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(155)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Comedians beware, the thought police of that charming country just north of the U.S.A. are coming after you
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(254)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
From the Department of the Glaringly Obvious, the more money you make and the better educated you are, the more likely you are to become a self-absorbed, uppity douchebag
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Santa Fe introduces tax on wealthy homeowners in order to fund housing for firefighters, nurses
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(216)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Teenager who lost arm to alligator blames himself, says he knew canal was infested with alligators. Just kidding, he's blaming Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation for failing to kill all the alligators
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(192)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner has back problems from too much rustling around with hot girls in bed. We're gonna need a tinier violin for this one
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(113)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kid Rock gets in and out of 18 holes without giving any of them hepatitis
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(58)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Just because you need a Thursday coolness injection: The Coolest Fighter Jets... EVER
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(359)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
School board: It is too costly to discipline a principal for illegally suspending a student for seven weeks. So we won't
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
All you Nurth Kreans are off the tururist list since we don't think you have any nooklar weapons
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(119)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
If you are in the Witness Protection Program, it might not be a good idea to air your grievances about the program by giving an interview to the paper and allowing them to publish your picture
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(47)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mug shots of the hookers busted on that Miami Beach bus brothel
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(264)
 
(onmilwaukee.com)
 
 
 
Schlitz Beer returning to Milwaukee. Can we get Schmidt back too?
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(143)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
I like my cafe like I like my coffee... COVERED IN BEES
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ICANN considers allowing domain names using Chinese, Arabic or Cyrillic letters. Not mentioned: it can cause мטсh өaѕїеr ďомаіп fгацd
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(94)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
City considers banning drive-thrus to be more "pedestrian friendly"
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that if your girlfriend is scheduled to testify against you in a domestic violence case, it is permissible under some circumstances to "Kill the biatch."
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(123)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Graduation Tip: If you plan to moon your graduating class, have an escape plan in mind
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's teacher accused of having threesomes with her male students brought to you by Flor ... AAAHHHH, MY EYES
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(123)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, a number of states strongly object to people raping 11-year-olds in spite of the Supreme Court's ruling
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(252)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The horror, the horror: One-car family gets by just fine
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(186)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying infant
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(61)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Proposed license plate: "Hispanics discovered Florida"
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Westboro "Baptist" nutjobs are going to protest George Carlin's funeral. Buddy Christ unavailable for comment
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(423)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
London Underground cleaners set to strike for higher pay. In related news, people apparently clean the London Underground - not that you'd notice
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(44)
 
(NBC10)
 
 
 
Man hangs 2 x 20 foot sign from his house in Philadelphia to tell everyone he hates Bank of America
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(145)
 
(SCOTUSBlog Live)
 
NewsFlash
 
Supreme Court rules 5-4: individuals have a right to own handguns, strikes down DC gun ban. Suck it gun-grabbers
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(1842)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man holding cigarette out window while watching TV gets hit by lightning, apparently went on a date on Wednesday night. With "got hit by lightning" pic-goodness
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(102)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Referring to the town's abandoned power plant as the "Gates of Hell" isn't the best way to attract developers
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pilots in India often fail alcohol tests; pass Exxon qualifications tests
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(14)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
1) Burglar is being chased by homeowner 2) Burglar screams "Help this crazy guy is trying to kill me" 3) NYC cops grab and detain the homeowner. ------D'OH
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drinkers at an Outback watering hole found a crocodile at the door and brought it inside for their session. Luckily it wasn't a sheep
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(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Got rowdy elephants? Bring in the smelly camels
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(18)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NBC settles lawsuit after alleged "predator" commits suicide. How about you take a seat over there... and write a check for $105 million dollars
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(818)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
More and more districts are moving toward printing speeding tickets electronically, which means officers will need to invent a new reason to keep you waiting on the side of the road while they figure out which end of the pen works on paper
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(97)
 
(Some Michigan Redneck)
 
 
 
Man accused of assault with a dinner fork and a 10-pound frozen chicken
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(36)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
New bid to go faster than any steam powered car has ever gone before. Previous record holders Lazy Luke and Blubber Bear in the Arkansas Chuggabug. (w/ video, pics)
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(49)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Daughter of police chief, caught with a whole bunch o' weed, decides the best avenue is to assault the arresting officer
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thousands of Con Edison workers says management is in the dark and are threatenig to walk off the job ea
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(38)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
UFOs spotted by British soldiers turn out to be Chinese streetlights
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(60)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Everyone who picked Leeds, UK, as dumbass criminal capital of the world step up to the stage and collect your prize
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(21)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Horses in agony as cowboys forced to rideshare due to high gas prices
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington Democratic Party realizes ad attacking Italian-American gubernatorial candidate probably shouldn't have "The Sopranos" theme song in the background
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(67)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The man who oversees the annual operation of shooting 400 kangaroos is concerned that herding them into a corral panics them, causing distress and injury
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(51)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The US government has some of the most powerful supercomputers on Earth, and they're working hard to help Mars, Inc. decode the cocoa genome
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(45)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Australia enthusiastically welcomes killer doctor, because apparently they enjoy eating roasted human corpses on the barbie or something
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(29)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco: huge blast rockets two manhole covers off. Cable car service halted temporarily. Saw smoke coming from two manholes. Shocked. Amazed. Pumped C02 into damaged holes. Amazing no one was hurt. San Francisco
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's hard-hitting reporting concludes that adults give alcohol to minors. It's not news, it's CNN
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(46)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Computer error prices gas at $1.40 instead of $4.10; hilarity ensues
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(98)
 
(Some Tfette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magic moment
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(41)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man hit by car after drinking and cavorting in storm drain. "Apparently they had done this as kids and wanted to relive their youthful experiences and try it again."
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(66)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Researchers say the 46th birthday is the gateway to a golden age when you have everything you want"
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(95)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman has last word in argument by jumping out of car. On the freeway. At speed
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(79)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"If you receive a check in the mail for $1 million that you have no reason to think you're entitled to, you cannot just deposit it and when prosecuted for theft say you didn't know you weren't entitled to the money."
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(197)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 164: "Dinner is Served". Difficulty: Must be on a plate/in a dish. No comedy shots. Details and rules in the first post. LGT next week's theme
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(208)
 


Wed June 25, 2008
(Some Buckeye)
 
 
 
Ric Romero is alive and well and is apparently living in northern Ohio
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(53)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Fox 5 Investigates: One traffic stop, 27 points. With hard-hitting journalistic video
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Freelance investigative reporter returning from Germany just happened to be randomly selected by ICE agents for an impound of his laptop and digital camera cards. First Amendment surrenders, weeps
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(229)
 
(WFAA)
 
 
 
SWAT standoff at bakery with supposedly-armed woman ends with empty store. DOUGH
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fresno State becomes lowest seeded team in NCAA history to win national championship. That's any sport, not just baseball
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(145)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
CSI Miami pay day - Guy beats public urination charge by calling for DNA evidence from pee puddle
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(88)
 
(myfoxstl.com)
 
 
 
Old Spice names Phoenix as the country's sweatiest city. What else would you expect from the armpit of Arizona?
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(140)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for living on the roof of a T-Mobile store. Since December. In Colorado
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the dishwasher that had $59,000 stolen from him by the Feds? Well, after considering the $49,000 at the appelate level, the state has determined to give "some" of the $39,000 back
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(202)
 
(Some Tfette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spineless woman
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(55)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Mini-Me has a sex tape and...OH GOD MY EYES
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(350)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Fire & Casualty Insurance Co. flooded out of headquarters, will incur losses because they are not fully covered by insurance
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(45)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Yxmarder of Blodsrit axed from Hammargymnasiet in Vastervik
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(148)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man uses fake credit card to procure Scooby-Doo costume with which to taunt police, instantly becoming Queensland's most wanted
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby pronounced dead by British doctors after falling into river has condition upgraded to "alive" after receiving some First World medical attention
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(82)
 
(Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Tennessee Supreme Court rules that "slower traffic keep right" means exactly what it says, you redneck lane rangers
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(320)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Britain strips Mugabe of honorary knighthood as a "mark of revulsion." Well, if that doesn't scare him into having fair elections, then what will?
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(166)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"America's Got Talent" beat by "America's Got a Minor Concussion" -- watching game show contestants on ABC's "Wipeout" face plant drew the highest premiere rating of any new show this summer
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(102)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Naked college student in dorm room window arrested for mooning streakers below
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(78)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The PedEgg is a fraud. The Smoking Gun is there. (With video)
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(185)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Being a member of the TSA is a "dead-end job." Fark: The TSA chief said it
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(100)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what became of that penis slashing psycho hosebeast Lorenna Bobbit? Neither did I but CBS has trotted her out for a sweeps month interview anyways
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(97)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Register of the County Orange trys to source the out editing copy in its paper of news to India, please
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(81)
 
(The Lost Ogle)
 
 
 
Some dorks get a life-sized cardboard cut-out of a local homophobic right wing sports radio host and take it to the Gay Pride Festival, with photo goodness
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(101)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tank found under French roadway. France promptly sends up white flags
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oprah finishes three weeks of vegan eating. Says they were "delicious"
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(139)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Suddenly living in the distant suburbs -- where there is no mass transit, and you have to drive miles and miles just to get a gallon of milk -- doesn't seem as appealing as it used to
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(269)
 
(WWAY)
 
 
 
North Carolina trying to lynch the First Amendment
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Melon-headed whale rescued from beach. Just because he beached himself is no reason to get personal
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember that time you married that lady in 1978 after 28 days drinking?
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(81)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
What kind of woman loans her two children to a reality show? Well, she got pregnant at 17 on purpose, had two kids and two divorces, then got married again and had two more kids. Let's hope she's paid with a free tubal ligation
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(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Study finds most New York City residents suing for illnesses caused by 9/11 attacks are about as badly injured as the average Italian soccer player flopping around, clutching his knee
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
No? my hitler boobies persian amateur? uh no? ll. you are wrong
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(346)
 
(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
Chicago-style pizzas headed to soldiers in Iraq. Soldiers from NYC expected to biatch that they aren't real pizzas because they're not a soggy, grease-dripping mess
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(355)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Some words don't belong together in a news article. "Grandfather," "swingers" and "strip club" is a great example. Bonus word: "Gentrify," which sounds worse than it is
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(26)
 
(Michael Ian Black)
 
 
 
Perfect for Fark's masters and mistresses of Photoshop: Help Michael Ian Black turn David Sedaris into a nefarious supervillain
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airline tests in-flight web access: Won't filter content, eventually resulting in passengers seeing a grown man naked
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not to run another George Carlin story but seriously , having "'Bill & Ted' actor dies" as your headline is a great injustice
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(208)
 
(Danbury News Times)
 
 
 
Second tanning salon operator found taking pics on cellphone. This one did not involve his anus
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Upcoming presidential election will determine who voters hate more: Successful, attractive African-Americans or mossbacks who smell like Old Spice and pancakes
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(258)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Like the day he was born, he left naked -- since it was jail, he was promptly returned
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(14)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman caught speeding by automatic highway cameras 22 times in 45 days. (With mugshot of the offender.) Let the arguments begin on how hittable and/or how big her forehead is
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(215)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Anti-drug crusader raises millions for his charity, People Against Drugs... then pays himself a half-million dollars, finances a NASCAR team, runs for Congress. The War on Drugs: Is there anything it can't do?
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(65)
 
(WBNS-10)
 
 
 
Mid-Ohio farkers: Get free food from Chipotle today because you're trapped in mid-Ohio
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(124)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese struggling to cope wth the fact that the rest of the civilized world likes to use clean bathrooms with toilet seats
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(208)
 
(Guido wearing his karate gi)
 
 
 
Ninja sighting locks down school in NJ. Yeah, that's right, ninjas, in NJ
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(146)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's still real to KHOU 11 NEWS, DAMMIT
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(150)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Same agency which claimed WMD in Iraq now claims global warming will increase illegal immigration to U.S.
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(56)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When is doing nothing news? When it's the Federal Reserve Board
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(31)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a drunk lion. Get out of the car
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Sir, have you been drinking?" "I've been drinking a bunch, occifer." "Your speech is slurred." "My tongue is too big for my mouth"
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(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"There was no reason for the airline to kick us off the plane," says mom of autistic boy who wanted to roll around on the floor and scream during take-off
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(577)
 
(Some KY Predator)
 
 
 
Former "Predator" co-star and porn actor is a running man for the Kentucky Senate race
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(129)
 
(WIOD)
 
 
 
Police bust South Beach "Brothel on Wheels," or "BangBus" if you will. Hey, that would be a good premise for a website
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(167)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
State of wisconsin governor Uses Creative veto powers to maKe a bIt of Text in a new Law Into a Budget increaSe of $200 million
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(143)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For those who claim doing nothing wrong = nothing to fear from government surveillance, here's an analysis of Hoover's personal grudge against noted subversive Art Buchwald
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(128)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Supreme Court cuts judgement against Exxon for the Valdez disaster from $2.5 billion to $500 million. Reportedly cut because much of the wildlife filing the suit had died
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(138)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unpopular movie-based video games
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(194)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual video telling you not to stick lit sparklers in your stomach, light explosives next to your head, or let mortars explode in your face
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(38)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Don Imus defends recent "color" commentary as not being racist, says everyone attacking him is a nappy headed ho
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(340)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Why the fed sits tight today
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(101)
 
(Castrol)
 
 
 
Syntec Power Trax, it's all about mixing your own beat (Sponsored Link)
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The Columbia professor formerly known as the professor with noose on her door is now formerly known as a professor in general
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(220)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Museum exhibit of the Titanic closed due to flooding
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
North Carolina offers free replacement for "WTF" license plates. WTF?
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(153)
 
(Some Dum Bass)
 
 
 
Boston is a bit safer today after three policeman subdue and arrest man for possession of an undersized striped bass
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(91)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Police are looking for an overweight, unshaven man in his thirties with unremarkable dance moves
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never tell the cop who pulled you over, " I will give you guys $200 to let me go right now. Just throw the weed away and you can keep the credit cards." Especially if you're dressed like Jack Sparrow
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(48)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Mayor of London unimpressed by police probe into how he obtained a cigar case belonging to former Iraqi deputy premier
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former soldier hailed as hero after performing citizen's arrest on young hooligan throwing eggs and rocks at his house. Just kidding, they arrested him for kidnapping and assault
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(187)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Crazed U.S. worker kills five, then self in rampage. In other news, there are still factories in the U.S.
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(365)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kentucky attorney general who recently set up a special anti-cyber crimes unit discovers through iTunes that his own identity has been stolen
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(22)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pastor Ted Haggard quits "restoration program." Evidently the gay wore off
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(126)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
For rent: One-bedroom apartment in Dubai, seventh floor, attached parking. Wait, what?
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(109)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's "aggravated armed robbery with a shotgun and a crystal ball in a sock" story brought to you by Hobart, Tasmania. I see jail time in your future
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(9)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Another streetlight sighting over Britain. The Sun is there with shakycam video goodness
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(37)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Man serving time for domestic assault gets nine more months because the woman he assaulted visited him in jail. The woman claims it was a mutual assault: "I picked him up three or four times and slammed him on the ground"
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(38)
 
(Some under-sexed husband)
 
 
 
Study: After years of research scientists discover women want quality over quantity when it comes to sex, and men will take a quickie wherever they can get it
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(195)
 
(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Supreme Court rules that "the death penalty is not a proportional punishment for the rape of a child"
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(1290)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: Gang steals shipment of electronics from the back of a truck. Fark: While it's doing 60 mph on the Autobahn
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(47)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Some guys buy flowers to make an impression on their first date. This guy takes a girl mountain climbing, gets lost in bad weather, takes two days to get back to civilization
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(50)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Chinese pig rescued 36 days after earthquake; survived on diet of charcoal. Mmmmm, lean smoked bacon
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(41)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Rockstar's "hot coffee" class action lawsuit settled. For a million and change, it was the best advertising campaign ever
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(111)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Britain plans to attract tourists by offering locations important to British comedy such as Slough and Torquay. Just be careful of which hotel you choose
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(112)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Road rage. New hotness: Womens' restroom line rage
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(102)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Locals vow to get revenge after coyotes kill neighborhood pets. "They're not going to come over here and start killing all the stuff that we like. Somebody's going to have to pay"
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Enloe had forgotten that he loaded the gun since the two had last pretended to shoot each other, prosecutors said"
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sparklers + duct tape + bored teens + portable toilets + those endless summer nights = BOOM
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(72)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Beer truck crashes in Germany, wasting 200 crates of the precious liquid. With incredibly appropriate photo caption
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an effort to keep your grocery prices down, supermarkets will stop labeling the items or their shelves with prices. Don't worry, though, you can find out the prices of your items when they are scanned at the check-out register
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(173)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Two girls, age 7 and 9, march through downtown Salt Lake City to protest high gas prices that forced their parents to cut cable TV in their home. Uh, yeah
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(121)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Results of study your tax dollars paid for: Rich people have bigger ecological footprints. Future studies to include greenness of grass, blueness of sky
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate to create $300 billion fund to help up to 400,000 troubled homeowners refinance costly, exotic mortgages. Suck it, people who bought houses within your means
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(485)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lubrication
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(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas woman charged with hitting police horse. Now plans to go camping, eat baked beans, fart around the camp fire
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(94)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Instead of fighting two wars on two fronts in the Middle East, Israel helpfully suggests that the U.S. just consolidate them into one big one by bombing the shiat out of Iran
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(659)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Malaysian women told to shun high heels and lipstick to "preserve their dignity." About time someone figured this out
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Group proposes to fight "air rage" by allowing people to smoke pot in airport lounge. Could work. Of course, airlines would have to go back to supplying free munchies
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(72)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Alligator accused of armed robbery
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama asks supporters to help with debt. No, not his... Hillary's
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(206)
 


Tue June 24, 2008
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Behold: The lego vault, where they stash all the lego sets ever made. Still no word on the location of Cheney's lego torture playset
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you meet a stranger with two prostitutes and 20 mins later give them the keys to your new car so they can buy crack, don't expect them to come back with the crack or your new car
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(71)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
What a great day to be a kid
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cute squid
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(63)
 
(We B Toys)
 
 
 
Five toys from the 80s that would be causing non-stop lawsuits in the 00s with injuries to the world's current frail group of obese precious snowflakes
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There once was a lady named Wark, who shifted her car into park. She shot at a cop, the fuzz had the drop, so now she's a headline on Fark
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Seattle police are ticketing slow drivers in the fast lane
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What's Chewbacca up to these days? Turning down reporters who ask him to dance, that's what. With video
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"Theobiologist" discredits the theory that dionosaurs are extinct, provides first-hand account of living dinosaurs in Africa (with photographic "evidence")
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Iraqi military to take control of Anbar province. It's a trap
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Illinoisans wonder why God hates Illinois, as poll reports that their prayers go unanswered more than other states'
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Catholic Church finds out that the fear of death is a powerful recruiting tool
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