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Sun June 22, 2008
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(InventorSpot)
 
 
 
Japan invents cigarettes with balls you squeeze for a blast of flavor. Cough please
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(74)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
$4 / gallon gas prices is NOT a legal defense for buying beer for 14-year-old girls
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(85)
 
(Bartender's Weekly)
 
 
 
Recipe for a Darwin float: 1 large aluminum container, copious water, 10 fishermen, 4 who can't swim ... add liberal alcohol... hold the life jackets... serves 14
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(57)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To: Fark Headlines - CC: Farker1, Farker2, Farker3, Farker4, Farker5 - Subject: HAHA LOL 6 Most Annoying Coworkers, so trueee
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(304)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How do you keep deadly germs inside a $214 million Centers for Disease Control lab? Why, duct tape, of course
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(102)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British parents group criticizes fact that 30 percent of secondary schools have sexual health clinics, apparently would prefer Florida-style teacher-student tutoring
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(48)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
If fuel efficiency advanced at the same rate as computer chip efficiency, the current oil reserves would last for about six billion years
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(119)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Rejected energy drinks
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(110)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Another tear-jerking, heart-wrenching account of how the economy is forcing people to make coffee at home instead of going to Starbucks and drop expensive gym memberships in lieu of jogging for free. The horror, the horror
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(357)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman columnist says it's time for men to grow up and stop bringing their licensed and unconcealed handguns with them in public
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(784)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
As if you had anything better to do on a Sunday, here is the Smithsonian Institution's Photostream
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Welcome to the wussification of America, automotive style
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(506)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man spends 15 years building model of Paris out of garbage in his back yard, which has become a tourist attraction but still hasn't helped him get laid. The Sun is there with a cool slide show
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kind of like a rorschach/mood ring/slideshow thingy. You might like it
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carp enthusiasts gather for Carp-O-Rama. "I rolled that carp in that blueberry pancake mix, and my God that was good."
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(95)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw given "Meet the Press" chair until November, icy stares from Chris Matthews
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(137)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
♫ What do you do with an old age lemur, what do you do with an old age lemur, what do you do with an old age lemur early in the morning? ♫
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(51)
 
(New England.com)
 
 
 
The best burgers in New England. Now this is Bunday
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(230)
 
(Some Brooklynite)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lazy summer afternoon
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(72)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The world's five strangest holidays, including Punch Your Neighbor Day, which submitter kinda hopes will catch on
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tiger cubs make Brownsville zoo debut after ass-clown tries to sell them in a Wal-Mart parking lot
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Treasure trove of historic documents found in attic of Maryland plantation. Researchers believe they have found Lincoln's legendary "I freed the WHAT?" letter
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(47)
 
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
American Petroleum Institute ads are full of fertilizer. They use crude facts to extract and distill beliefs that there is enough oil for the future needs
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(72)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
100 pound Moon Pie created for 14th annual RC Cola and Moon Pie festival in Bell Buckle, Tennessee. In other news, there's an RC Cola and Moon Pie festival. In even more news, there's a Bell Buckle, Tennessee (w/ pic)
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(93)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass ugliest dog pics
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(46)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why does a society that can send a man to the moon still use sandbags to stop flooding?
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(180)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria
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(72)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's Sunday morning, so enjoy a bowl or seven of these old school, all sugar, kid cereals
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(175)
 
(Some Blasphemer)
 
 
 
On this day 375 years ago, Galileo Galilei was forced to recant his claim that the Earth revolved around the Sun. Take comfort in living in a more enlightened era where science is no longer under threat from religious fanatics
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(1057)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, many Houston schools required naked swim classes for the boys. Nevermind the shrinkage; just don't pee in the pool
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(117)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes you've got to grab life by the balls. And sometimes it's best to just leave those balls alone (mugshot of woman who engrabbinated an officer's balls)
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(81)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Study finds that the Irish spend more of their income on alcohol than anyone else in the EU
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(68)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Civil war breaks out among hundreds of residents of nudist colony over "nontraditional" swinger parties. Swordfight in the clubhouse at 9
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(47)
 
(Some Bather)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dainty dipper
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(42)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Headline: "Car hits NYC pedestrians for 4th time in 2 days" Someone might want to think about stopping that guy
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(46)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
More and more US troops are "special forces" -- the kind of "special" that takes a short bus to school and gets lots of medals for "participation"
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(429)
 
(Uncut)
 
 
 
As if the last day of school wasn't cool enough, fifth graders get letters and photos from Johnny Depp
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(54)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Global Cooling will cause the next great ice age. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(163)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK beer sales tumble to lowest levels since 1975 due to smoking bans
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(62)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Four die in Philippine ferry accident, proving once again that God hates ferries
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(58)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
News: Man carjacks woman at Walmart... Fark: using machete
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(38)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Former Giant finishes cross-country walk for 9/11 victims
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(81)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Public invited to take turns on top of a fourteen-foot high plinth in London's Trafalgar Square for an hour. Exhibits expected to include "Hey watch this," "Wheeeee" and "compound fracture of the tibia,"
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese policewoman gets promoted for breastfeeding babies in aftermath of country's massive earthquake. Naturally, the blogosphere is losing its mind at this outrage
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(134)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scotland comes up with cunning plan to stop smoking: give people money to buy groceries...like cigarettes
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know those huge arms that come down at railroad crossings to alert you that a train is coming? Do NOT drive around them or else Darwin will end up having a chuckle at your expense
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(75)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NC couple has twins that weigh 23 pounds combined. That's gonna leave a mark
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(98)
 


Sat June 21, 2008
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese matrimonial company accepting applications for WEDDINGS ... IN ... SPAAAACE
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(32)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Credit card company reduces credit limits of those who used the cards at massage parlors, bars, marriage counselors and tire retread stores. Buying wine in a box can't be far behind
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(92)
 
(some scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover formula for perfect cheese sandwich....still no cure for lactose intolerance
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(55)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Lord Byron--history's Colin Ferrell--responded to ladies' letters requesting a lock of his hair with a clipping from his pet Newfoundland dog
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(37)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
The best, the worst and the dirtiest dive bars in the US. Complain about how your favorite shiathole should've gotten an honorable mention to the right
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(208)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: Museum flooded. News: The museum was in Iowa. Fark: It was "The Flood Museum"
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(73)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
In case you don't have enough to worry about these days, you should know many cuts of beef are never tested for e. coli and it's perfectly legal
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(126)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
We all know journalists make up news stories. This guys takes it to a whole new level
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Reason # 11 why you should never send food back to the cook
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(186)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Even Canadians are seeing a decline in beer sales, as wine becomes more and more popular. I blame Busch
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(111)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Dogs getting fatter. Yours wants 8 Twinkies, 4 Big Macs and a milkshake
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(53)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Calling Scientology a "cult" while in London is a jailable offense
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(235)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What has three legs, one eye, and buckets of drool? Gus, the ugliest dog of 2008. (with ugly ass pic)
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(75)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Acid spill closes I-10, opens minds (warning: thread may cause seizures)
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(53)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
A 4'9" gas station clerk jumps in a gas thief's car in order to stop him short
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(45)
 
(Some McCormick)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kenny
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(96)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
If you jump into a body of water to evade police, make sure you can swim
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(35)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
This man needs a $500 fishing store shopping spree like he needs a hole in his... oh. Right, then
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Philadelphia developer looks to wrest America's Largest Target title from Sears Tower. Howard Roark unimpressed
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
United Airlines flight cancelled after pilot gets too upset over whether to wear his hat while he flies the damn thing
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(90)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Newest rage: butt enhancement parties. Why not just wait until you're middle aged and it develops naturally?
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(65)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Manual push lawn mowers making a comeback as gas prices soar. Hank Hill scoffs at this new trend
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(213)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Atheist moves into Michigan town founded by Lutheran missionaries, sees crosses everywhere, and starts suing everybody. "He sometimes feels like he's the one hanging from the cross."
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(799)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Excuse me ma'am, will you please hold my baby for a moment, while I yank hair out of the head of another woman in line at this Family Dollar, choke the woman's mother and chomp down on a police officer's finger?
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(63)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Police in Spain have arrested a man dressed as a policeman who directed traffic for about an hour. He was given away by the smooth running intersection and his politeness to motorists
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(44)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Amtrak reaches record ridership, on the way to profitability on the news gas prices suck, airlines resembling movie theaters and riding Greyhound is like playing Russian Roulette
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(143)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overjoyed wrestler
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(86)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Whole Foods manager insists "none of the other customers mind" when people in checkout line dash to their cars to get their reusuable shopping bags
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(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man demands $200k for being targeted as a sex offender by the police after a real one lists his address in the sex offenders registry and fliers are sent out to all of his neighbors
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(165)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Try your hand at these puzzles based on "simple sporadic groups", inspired by Rubik's Cube. Warning: The term 'simple' may be "one of the greatest misnomers in the history of mathematics"
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US military "discos" subject detainees to sonic torture, including Queen, Barney the Dinosaur, and crying babies mixed with the Meow Mix commercial. I will survive
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(169)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teacher uses brilliant legal strategy to avoid arrest for alleged relationship with student
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(63)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hotels are way ahead of the airlines when it comes to nickel-and-diming the traveling public for incidental fees
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(101)
 
(Some Tourist)
 
 
 
Five reasons everybody hates a tourist
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(204)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Columnist says good riddance to copy editors. With bonus penis mightier
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(101)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington lottery pulls candy-themed scratch tickets due to single complaint that it would encourage children to gamble, despite no reports of such activity and the fact you have to be 18 to buy them
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The sheep are even more nervous than usual as hundreds of people report UFO sightings over Wales following yesterday's near-collision with a police helicopter. The Sun is there with a helpful picture
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(42)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Lost hiker found after removing her bra to signal with it. Her mood was sagging and pouty, but she got perkier as soon as her rescuers lifted and separated her from the ravine
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(63)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Kellogg's to LEGO: "Let's make a children's snack that looks like your little plastic blocks." (What could go wrong?)
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(80)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Boris the cat, recovering from broken back with use of a brace and hydrotherapy, to find out who will adopt him and give him new home on Caturday (with photo)
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(426)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Who among us hasn't had the urge to grab an axe and go all "here's Johnny" on the nearest speed trap?
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pink bunny
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(56)
 
(NBC 10)
 
 
 
Soccer player exhibits "lack of sportsmanship" for biting a referee's face (with classic OM NOM NOM NOM picture)
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(76)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
12 dead in Mexican nightclub stampede. EVERYBODY PANIC AT THE DISCO
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(88)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Sign of the times 2008: cops are called after a man tries to pay for his gas with a sackful of pennies
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(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporting from inside this big plastic ball careening down a hill, this is Reb...[CRACK]...Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow glurghhhdrool
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(66)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
News: Mother gets daughter to help her slash the tires of her ex-husband. Fark:...and 25 other vehicles on the street (with extremely unhittable pic)
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unlike the temptations of adulthood, the Slurpee remains uncorrupted
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(69)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can be arrested for dumping hundreds of dead rats in your neighborhood? Who knew?
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Another high rise NYC crane .... oh wait ... inspectors actually found the problems before the collapse
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cops ring bell at 3 A.M. to let man know his garage door was open, the TV was on, keys to his truck were left in the ignition, the door to his house was ajar, and his bedroom was poorly decorated
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(427)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Pro life" pharmacies refuse to dispense birth control pills and other contraceptives. Don't worry, they've still got Viagra
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(528)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart banned from Britain, teeth too perfect
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(64)
 


Fri June 20, 2008
(KTXL)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Paraguay Inmates Riot Over Lack Of Sex
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(69)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Most carousels have horses and organ music. This one has a crazy naked woman bound up in duct tape
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(51)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Today's naked man attacks a police car brought to you by the Greene County Missouri Sheriff's Department
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
'Yes, the office has a bar. The two dozen employees gather there every Friday at 4:30 for "beer education'"
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Has modern life killed the semicolon? But; Clinton
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(116)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Thief embarrasses himself on surveillance cameras by trying to "lift" ATM and carry it out the door (with pics and video goodness)
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They first became suspicious when they spotted him pulling up his trousers as he stood near a sheep
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(154)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's the summer solstice edition of this week's mugshot roundup
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(202)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You can now be ticketed and fined in Australia for driving with a pet on your lap
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(54)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Student suspended for 10 months for giving his teacher the dreaded, evil, dastardly noogie
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(53)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
If your dentist dropped screwdriver down your throat during last visit, don't be surprised if he drops torque wrench on next visit
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these firefighters
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(68)
 
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Metal thieves go for ultimate prize: city's 50-foot by 10-foot aluminum boat ramp. "If somebody brings you a 50-foot by 10-foot aluminum ramp, please don't cut it up."
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(56)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Woman strikes gold at flea market. Subby can't even find an 8-track of "Frampton Comes Alive"
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(127)
 
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
There once was a pastor named Jump, who only wanted a nice little hump, but the cop he tried to pay, instead ruined his day, and he ended up down in the dumps
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(67)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The Rock says that his onscreen kiss with Steve Carell tasted like "cat litter." In related news, The Rock knows what cat litter tastes like
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(104)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Floodwaters to widen 'dead zone' in Gulf of Mexico, help prevent Rep. Greg Stillson from being selected as Vice Presidential candidate
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(65)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Lisa Lampanelli to do a sitcom pilot for HBO. She'll play a chubby, no-doubt foul-mouthed owner of a comedy club. Throw in some black guys to screw and it's basically her routine
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(141)
 
(Cinti Enquirer)
 
 
 
Consumer tip #287: Don't use a stick of deodorant and put it back on the shelf, you'll go to jail... (w/ mugshot pic)
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(117)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Summer + slow news day = Obligatory "It's gonn' be hot" news story
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(103)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Gas station accidentally puts "9" in place of "4" in gas price of "4.09" and EVERYBODY PANICS
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(116)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Torn from the pages of the Bangor Daily News: Bullet intended for frog hits woman in trailer park. France surrenders
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam West says "The Dark Knight" lacks the "Shakespearean" quality of his interpretation of Batman
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(307)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man pleads not guilty to swimming naked with alligators. Again
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(Google)
 
 
 
Final reminder: Southern Californian Fark Party, Saturday, 21st, 7pm in Anaheim at Danny K's LGT location
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(BBC)
 
 
 
EU to lift sanctions against Cuba. Don't those people know about the imprisonment without trial and allegations of torture and abuse happening on that island?
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(AP)
 
 
 
New York man waits inside ex-girlfriend's couch for her to get home, apparently the restraining order didn't send the right message
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Medical council finds television psychiatrist unfit to practice. Before you get excited, it's not Dr. Phil
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reporter takes "Segway Safari" through Baltimore and discovers that only thing worse than being laughed at is being laughed at while wearing a helmet
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(140)
 
(Columbia Tribune)
 
 
 
Toy "lending library" offers toys to share amongst germy, snotty, poopy toddlers. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Media inconsolable as Revs Wright and Pfleger appeared in public together last night and fail to say a single controversial or inflammatory thing
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Atheism hates women, children, and families. Ghost of Maude Flanders nods approvingly
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(1082)
 
(Colorado Springs Independent)
 
 
 
"No, show me YOUR hands" and other things not to say to a DEA Agent
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
House passes shameful Steny Hoyer/FISA act with ex post facto telecom immunity. Bow to your corporate masters, serfs
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"Authorities say ammonia levels from 66 cats ... were high enough to cause brain damage", well that explains why they can't spell correctly
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Want to earn over $17 an hour + benefits without an education? Simply get a minimum wage job and then apply for every available welfare program and government subsidy
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(296)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Public school teacher in hot water for teaching creationism... and for branding kids' arms with a burning cross
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(411)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hottie pops fuse on plane, lights up, goes twitchy eye nuts and The Smoking Gun is there
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(304)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having solved all of the World's problems, Air Force service man is given an extended leave to attend the opening of White Castle
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The modern computer is 60 years old today. Get off its 6c:61:77:6e
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(205)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Final Reminder: NJ Fark Party on 6/21 in New Brunswick. Be there
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(86)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Student faces 38 years in prison after changing grades, inadvertently playing global thermomuclear war
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(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student shames the world of bikini-clad jelly wrestling. With pics
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(173)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
*Cough* *wheeze* *sputter*... "smooth"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this uppity piglet
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(WTHR)
 
 
 
Podiatrist suggests that $2 flip flops not nearly as good for your feet as the $80 ones. In other news: You can spend *how much* for flip flops?
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Fired newscaster sues station for making her go on Dr. Phil. Wait... that's an option?
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, when should we schedule repairs on our waste treatment equipment? The local food festival is the third week in June. Perfect
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you have this many people involved in a murder plot, a middle aged assassin with a prostitution addiction and then get the witnesses to "pinky swear" they won't tell the cops, you outta know things aren't gonna work out
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Not news: DOT puts up a deer crossing sign. Fark: In Brooklyn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez threatens EU with oil embargo over immigration policy. Difficulty- EU doesn't use any Venezuelan oil
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man's best friend: dog. Dog's best friend: cheetah? (pics)
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(94)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Okay, everybody who had June 20th as "The day Britain's attempt to stage the Olympics ended in disaster" get ready to collect your winnings
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(86)
 
(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Osaka government attacked for allowing portion of public park to be taken over by lawless, territorial gang of mahjongg enthusiasts
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Columnist upset that, for once, the media isn't baselessly speculating about the unproveable connection between Midwest flooding and global warming
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(232)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police helicopter chases "flying saucer-shaped" UFO after near-collision, proving that cops really do have the best dope
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(60)
 
(Comedy.com)
 
 
 
The 10 oldest women we'd still bang
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(578)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Not that anybody should worry or anything, but the Israeli Air Force just held a full blown dress rehearsal for bombing Iran
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(924)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good: reporting to your parole officer on time. Bad: doing so in a stolen car
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these faceless sentinels
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sports Day cancelled in Nanny State school over fears the precious snowflakes could trip on the uneven playing field
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(79)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The coolest golf cart mods you'll see all day
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police dog chasing man gets distracted by smell of cannabis nearby, ends up making drug bust, Doritos run instead
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The mentally ill can't defend themselves, according to the Supreme Court that upheld the case of Indiana v. I Swear To God I Will Kill All of You Once These Spiders Get Off Me
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nearly 10% of youths aged 16-18 in the UK are NEETs: Not in Education, Employment or Training. Subby suggests reclassifying them Totally Wasted And Truant
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(116)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Superman and Green Lantern ain't got nuthin' on The. Best. Superhero. Evar
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(91)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Day After Tomorrow is Today
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(292)
 
(Press-Register)
 
 
 
City safe opened after 30+ years of neglect. Land deeds, city budgets, fiscal agendas? Nope, just dope
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(54)
 
(KRDOTV)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Summer camp. New Hotness: Summer meth camp
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Frog that has existed undiscovered for more than five million years introduced to the public. ♫ Hello ma baby, hello ma honey, hello ma ragtime gal... ♫
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(165)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
I'll see your "Top 10 drinking achievements to reach before you die" and raise you "40 things every drunkard should do before he dies." Orson Welles unavailable for comment
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(140)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
It's Carnival season, so here is a great article giving credit to a retro Fark thread on how to win
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Thu June 19, 2008
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Six foot long snake discovered living in toilet bowl of Australian apartment. Just came out to say "Bidet mate"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you book the National Press Club to announce your gay tryst with a presidential candidate, try not to have an outstanding warrant for your arrest. Also, maybe try a lawyer that is wearing pants
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(175)
 
(Some Guttenberg)
 
 
 
Caption whatever's making Steve Guttenberg go batshiat
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(90)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Inmate wins lawsuit to get Vegan diet, saying regular diets are violent. Guess he got all the violence out of his system when he beat his 5-month-old son to death. Still no "World's Smallest Violin" tag
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(Wired)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Mars Lander just found ice
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(815)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Old 'n' busted: Childrens' letters to Santa. New hotness: Child's letter to Hitler
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(66)
 
(Some Alcoholic)
 
 
 
The top 10 drinking achievements to reach before you die. Becoming a Fark headline strangely absent
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(162)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Nilla, short for vanilla, wins as best new slur for white people. Followed closely by Altoids and Osmond. Casper unavailable for comments
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(310)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
More and more Swedish men seeking professional help to assist them in dealing with sexual abuse they have experienced from women. Man up, Olaf
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(79)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Botox Bandit arrested. She's all of 23 years old. With police photo goodness
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What would Jesus' vanity license plate say?
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(304)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Airlines would like to apologize for having a mother f'king skunk on their mother f'king plane
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is $500 a month and free gas enough to turn your vehicle into a hideous rolling billboard?
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(182)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Concerned residents: Please test our DNA to rule us out in the murder case so you can find the real killer. Prosecutor: Thanks, suckers, your DNA is now on file labeled "murder suspect"
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(41)
 
(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
Fourteen songs you should never play at a bar. Submitter respectfully disagrees with numbers 3, 9, and especially 10
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(330)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kentucky Grand Jury indicts man for removing boulder from the Ohio River without a permit. In other news, you need a permit to take a rock from a river and Kentucky has grand juries
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this song capture
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(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Supermom gives birth to six, runs marathon. The whistling noise was deafening
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(100)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You know what this country needs? A complex system of variable, ever-changing speed limit signs so nobody can ever argue with the police about whether they've been speeding. Done
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NC couple finds giant honeycomb in their wall, yeah yeah yeah, it's not small, no no no
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(51)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Bandit tries to rob store armed only with palm frond (with pic goodness)
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From todays "Are we dead yet?" file: Killer electric stingrays are going to invade England because of Global Warming
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(40)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you shot this neo-nazi skinhead three times and failed to kill him, the police would like a word with you. And so would he. With "I think you should take your chances with the cops" pic goodness
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(204)
 
(Channel3000)
 
 
 
Bob Uecker's boat smashed by 550 freighter. Juuuust a bit outside
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(109)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush tours Iowa to find out what Row vs. Wade is all about
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(161)
 
(24 hours Vancouver)
 
 
 
Sixth foot found on a beach turns out to be a hoax
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(98)
 
(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
Here's a guaranteed ratings boost: Local TV station asks, "Are those hookers on Google Street View?"
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(242)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Experts confirm that the Rembrandt painting "Rembrandt Laughing" was not only painted by Rembrandt, but was also a self portrait. Research on who wrote his autobiography still in progress
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overdressed "cyclist"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Q: How do you know when you got a great deal on a great house? A: You saved enough money you could afford to put it on a barge and sail it to your town
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(56)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Will Smith's new movie "Hancock" has a billboard wardrobe malfunction. The Sun is there. PENIS
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(211)
 
(Florida Independent Alligator)
 
 
 
Not content to settle for bum fights, Gainesville man has spent the last year unsuccessfully trying to organize a homeless soccer program
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(56)
 
(WSRZ)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a stay-at-home mom, that's great, but how about staying awake during the day so your nine-year-old doesn't total the family's minvan during his joyride?
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(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama on Osama: "The United States should bring him to justice but in a way that avoids turning the al Qaeda leader into a martyr." Okay, How? "I can't speculate"
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(618)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
1998 story about doomsayer predictions of world oil crunch by 2010, complete with Bay Area residents complain about paying $1.31 for a gallon of regular unleaded gas
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(103)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
If we start offshore drilling today, we might get some Gulf of Mexico gas in 10 years. I can't wait to power my electric car with that
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(358)
 
(PhillyBurbs.com)
 
 
 
Hey look, it's the "happiest day of the year" jackass from Drew's book, still getting free publicity from MSM like clockwork every six months with his whackjob science
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(96)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Coming to TV this summer: "Hurl", a show in which people gorge themselves and are put in a spinner, the "winner" being whoever pukes last. Expected air date for "Oww My Balls" moved up to Fall '09
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(189)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Teen girls in Massachusetts make pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together: "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy." Cisco Red makes an easy Father's Day gift
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(428)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Texas GOP bans racist button seller from conventions. GOP spokesman: "We will neither tolerate, nor profit from bigotry." GOP rank and file: "Really? Is that a new thing? Cause we didn't get a memo"
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(746)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey it's a Fark Twitter feed thinger
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The official "post the abomination you made in the Spore Creature Creator" thread
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(336)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church nutbars protest Tim Russert's memorial service, saying the journalist is now roasting in Hell. But the good news is he's saving a seat for Fred Phelps
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(249)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you get fired for bragging on MySpace about arresting John Michael Montgomery for DUI, you probably shouldn't drive drunk
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A report by Department of Homeland Security inspector found that FEMA is still incapable of doing anything efficiently
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
English woman puzzled by strange wreath left on great-grandfather's grave. Even more surprised by the Zulu theatre group and red-coated re-enactors
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(59)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
$300 billion taxpayer bailout of Countrywide Mortgage in Senate right now. Brought to you by the senator who took $780,000 in "Friends of Angelo" mortgages from Countrywide. Nothing to see here, citizen. Move along
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Does the fact that body art is as prevalent today as mullets were in the 1980s mean that the tattoo-friendly tide is turning in the workplace?
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(387)
 
(nbc10)
 
 
 
Slideshow of Before and After celebrity plastic surgery photos. Last slide proves that Ashlee's surgeon should be given a gold medal
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(255)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Afghanistan overtaking Iraq as focus of war on terror, according to analysts. And it only took seven years and 4,000 U.S. combat deaths to figure that out
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(298)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Half-ton of coffee beans stolen in Hawaii. Police on the lookout for person who is awake, twitching, and talking at 10,000 words per minute
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(61)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fridge that only holds five eggs tops list of worst-designed products, followed by a washing machine with only one temperature setting and a TV you have to unplug to turn off because it has no "off" switch
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(160)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Strawberry farmer forced to stop 40-year "pick your own" tradition due to greedy grazers, including one family of asshats who brought a pot of cream with them to dip on the fly
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(144)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
On the day that fliers announced a registered sex offender had moved into a Puyallup neighborhood, a woman welcomed him with an aluminum baseball bat
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(452)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Man denied permit for ATV shop, thanks to neighbors. News: He decides to open a porn shop instead. Fark: Names it after most vocal opponent of his original plan
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(288)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Study links hours of TV to obesity, sun to warmth, Fark to gold Krylon paint
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(38)
 
(The Business Sheet)
 
 
 
Recording artist Kid Rock refuses to shill for music labels, tells fans it's fine to steal music. And gas
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(244)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Let's make a deal: Oil drilling for national hurricane insurance
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(188)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Road trippers hit all 48 states in four days, which is about as exciting as sitting in your parked car for four days
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(89)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Deputy Dumbass learns the hard way why the Discovery Channel programs always say "Don't try this at home"
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When should you stop going to therapy? Pro tip: Definitely not when your dog tells you it's time
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(36)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Things not to leave behind when you move out of your apartment: One (1) human skull
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(45)
 
(WIBW)
 
 
 
Good karma: Your house is the only house on the block to survive a tornado. Bad karma: It then gets struck by lightning
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(37)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool classic Kuba Komet
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(65)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
$57 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot won by criminal sex offender
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(180)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
He's survived being stabbed and protestors throwing watermelons at him. Now Al Sharpton faces his toughest nemesis: The IRS
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(92)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newark NJ meter maid accused of stealing $30 grand in change. Meter maid trifecta now in play
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(18)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
"Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe gets a butt-toning machine, so his saggy ass won't drag on the Broadway boards
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(46)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Baking an engagement ring into a cake can be a romantic way to make a proposal. Unless she's really, really hungry. OM NOM NOM
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(43)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
You put your life on the line every day when you're a meter maid: "A guy punched me in the chest with his ticket. Anything can happen out here"
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Darth Vader shows up at priest convention
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Students pull the old "laxative-spiked cake" prank on their teachers. With picture of alleged prank victim. "It had red chunks that looked like cherries, but they were bitter"
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(66)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
University of Houston student has shot at Rock Paper Scissors Championship, cites "Jedi" approach. "I try to read my opponent's thoughts before my opponent even has them"
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(42)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to take a few shrimps OFF that barbie, mate. Australia now world's most obese nation
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(156)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans have driven 1.4 billion fewer highway miles than a year ago. This leads to a loss of tax funds that fix highway problems. Therefore, the roads suck because you are driving less. Isn't irony fun?
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(92)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The town has spoken: F**king is here to stay
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(58)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Four Western oil companies are in the final stages of negotiations this month on contracts that will return them to Iraq, 36 years after losing their oil concession to nationalization as Saddam Hussein rose to power. Finally, progress in Iraq
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(127)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Four nursing home residents hospitalized after paint stripping solution is sprinkled on their pancakes. John McCain proposes military action
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Ascot lady sing a song, doo-da, doo-da. Skirt so short we see your thong, ew-dee-doo-dah-day ♪
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Police opened an investigation into Day after the boy's mother reported that her son said he had been shown computer images of adults and cartoon characters Scooby Doo and Shaggy having sex"
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Winged rat comes home to owner 10 years after it disappeared. Awwwww
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(49)
 
(Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Isolated Bali jungle seamstresses describe getting hired to create 200 new Starfleet uniforms for "Star Trek XI." At one point, there were "dozens of women rubbing the fabrics with rocks"
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(56)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Montreal rabbi and professional circumciser beats speeding ticket after convincing traffic court judge he was rushing to help bleeding baby boy
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(98)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Police arrest man running on trail in thong
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(62)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 163: "Museum of Found Objects." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(124)
 


Wed June 18, 2008
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Experts devote 12 years to create the perfect RC flying saucer, and my friends it looks, it looks...it looks like a farking Big Mac (photo)
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(107)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Skyrocketing cost of meat making vegetarians more smug and self-righteous than ever
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(278)
 
(Metronews)
 
 
 
Man caught bringing 9 grams of marijuana into prison wrapped around penis claims misunderstanding. It was probably closer to 4 grams. Penis
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(40)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
TFette watching an old classic and wonders... what movies made in the last twenty years will be classics?
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(740)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FDA okays breathing device used by Christopher Reeve. Which is nice, since he's not using it anymore
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(46)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
(kick) This is a (BANG) ... (thud) and Darwin wins again
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(213)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hello? No, I can't talk. I'm being briefed by the Park Service about your disappearance into the Alaskan wilderness four days ago. No, they say you aren't carrying a cell phone
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(87)
 
(My Fox Colorado)
 
 
 
Plane diverted to Denver when woman verbally abused and then punched flight attendant after being told to stop smoking. Flight crew, passengers tried to calm her down but apparently didn't speak "Jive"
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(162)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted a $200 burger from Burger King, topped with onions fried in Cristal and pink Himalayan rock salt, today is your lucky day
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(95)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this motley crew
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(55)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bicyclist runs through light, subsequently hit, killed by bus. What is a family to do? Why, sue, of course
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(325)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
More gas stations are banning credit cards, because everyone wants to walk around a gas station at 3:00am with $75 bucks in their hand
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(145)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Starting Aug. 1, cigarette labels in Egypt will be required to carry images of the effects of smoking: a dying man in an oxygen mask, a coughing child and a limp cigarette symbolizing impotence
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(91)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
You're 12, and dad's just grounded you. 1988: You go to your room and cry. 2008: You go to your room to call all your friends, take your case to court, and have a judge overturn your father's punishment
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(254)
 
(Gimundo)
 
 
 
Eating cheese sandwiches could help you get a raise. For a Christmas bonus, just add bacon
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(69)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Slow day at Time Magazine=Elder Porn (with cringeworthy pic)
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(221)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
John Hinckley is a womanizer who juggles various sexual partners and even maintains "fondling privileges" with one lucky gal. Apparently shooting the president isn't as much of a turnoff as you'd think
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Police have verified that the six feet found in Canada don't all belong to the same victim. Chief Wiggum does first-ever facepalm
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GAO finds Air Force was wrong to award tanker contract to Northrop Grumman despite the fact their plane can carry more fuel, more troops and more supplies than Boeing's
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(AP)
 
 
 
News: Authorities spot British woman with really bad hair, arrest her as she's trying to smuggle cocaine inside her wig. FARK: It's not Amy Winehouse
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(70)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian sports and arts writers swap jobs as an experiment. Sports writer reviews a Brahms piece: "It is longer than three minutes and not as immediately catchy as, say, Be My Baby by the Ronettes, it failed to hold my attention"
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(47)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
If you walk through the German town of Neustadt at night and suddenly a potato-eating elephant appears, you may not be drunk
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(39)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Remember giving kids Near Beer in high school and watching them act like idiots thinking they were drunk? It's now being done to athletes with placebo steroids
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Can a multi-story car park be as architecturally important as Edinburgh Castle?
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(36)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
If you had Wednesday in the "sixth foot found off the coast of Canada" pool, you may collect your winnings
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(187)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
David Weiner from Huffington Post does some hard-hitting investigative journalism and discovers Cindy McCain's cookie recipe is suspiciously similar to someone else's. Weiner
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(146)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Orlando has a slight Ninja problem. Bear threat is down, however
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(84)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Infestation of cicadas hits Long Island. Residents urged to smear lamb's blood on door in order to be spared
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(98)
 
(ynetnews.com)
 
 
 
Hamas fires peace rockets in the run up to the cease fire
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(348)
 
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Coming soon to YouTube: dog-on-skateboard, the 2-hour version
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(37)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
A century ago, 4,000 hectares of native territory were 'improperly surrendered' to the Canadian government. This has just now been discovered. Enjoy your new town, Tobique First Nation
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey want to go to the Yankees game and bring an American flag for 'God Bless America'?" "You bet I do. Let me just put on my pot leaf t-shirt and I'll be good to go"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the real victims of high gas prices: Arsonists
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
AMA won't ban menthol from cigarettes because 75% of users are black. Kool
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(394)
 
(WSRZ)
 
 
 
Some dads take their kids to the park, others to the mall, while this considerate dad takes his kids on cocaine deliveries
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(40)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man takes truck for test drive, robs bank to pay for it while salesman waits outside
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this filing cabinet
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(42)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Democratic Senator on Finance Committee: "Wait, you mean not everyone calls the mortgage company CEO directly to secure a loan? Well, I certainly wasn't trying to get any special treatment..."
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(251)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study shows white working class parents have white working class children, while academic ethnic parents have academic ethnic children. World moves in mysterious ways indeed
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(145)
 
(Some Robusta Guy)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports discovers that some decaffeinated coffee from six major chains isn't actually decaf. Better not fill it to the rim
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(137)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Pics of ugly ass tree o' bears
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Intrepid reporter uncovers the secret that methamphetamine is a helluva drug: It's not news, it's The Tacoma News Tribune
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(124)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
♀ | ♂ | ♀/♂
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(328)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If your plans involve leading in-line skaters at a Fourth of July parade wearing only a hemp g-string and blowing a conch shell, you might be a hippie
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(103)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
It's true: Your boss can make you sick
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(112)
 
(Cinti Enquirer)
 
 
 
City Council: "We've got a budget shortfall. How about setting up red light cameras for 'safety'." (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) Mayor: "Uh, not so fast..."
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(158)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
New pi-shaped crop circle in English countryside "baffles" mathematicians, so is obviously the work of extra-terrestrials. Or someone who really, really likes pi. Mmmm, pi
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(521)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Do you really want to learn how to be an explorer? Come, step into my refrigerator
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(34)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
The UK was the worlds biggest weapons seller last year. Suck it USA
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(186)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Senate Armed Services Committee questions Pentagon lawyers over interrogation techniques used at Gitmo. If only there were some method by which these lawyers could be forced to tell the truth
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(129)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman who held out and refused to sell to developers, who then just built around her, died Sunday at the age of 86 (w/ "from my cold dead hands" pic)
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(435)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Now that the barn door's been left open, the chickens have all been eaten, and the foxes have finished cleaning their teeth, commodities regulators are ready to begin imposing stricter rules on oil speculators
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(221)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Latest craze for younguns is to use Google Earth to find swimming pools then use Facebook to organise 'dipping' sessions. Stay out of my pool
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(138)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying New Delhi Airlines. Please watch your step as you disembark. The airline is not responsible for monitor lizard damage to passengers or luggage once they exit the aircraft
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Toy company designs fire-resistant footbag designed to be "soaked in flammable liquid and ignited". What could possibly go wrong?
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(88)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nanny State wants to protect its subjects from the sheer hell that is cheap alcohol
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ancient stairway
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(52)
 
(ksl.com)
 
 
 
Gerbil causes 3-car accident; article doesn't say which gere he was in at the time
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(167)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
Video
 
Video inside commuter train shows impact as two of them crash. Crash cause: train driver speeding while talking on cell phone
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(89)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Brothel now offering 2-for-1 recession incentive: "You bring your $600 check in, and we give you the $1,200 George Bush party--three girls and a bottle of champagne."
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is that a lobster tail taped under a bandage on your leg or are you just happy to see me?
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(15)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Remember that essay contest to win a mansion? Remember the "contest can be cancelled at anytime" controversy? Well guess what?
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not comfortable going into a restaurant and asking for "husband and wife's lung slice" or "bean curd made by pockmarked woman"? You silly Westerners
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pink slip reason #569: Your spouse smokes. Fark: They found out by blood test
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(288)
 
(Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Two magicians injured in bar brawl. The fight started after one headbutted the other, who reportedly countered with a Heal Self to restore 1d6 + 2 hit points of damage
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(74)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Sales of door-width towels skyrocket in New York as legislature votes to ban smoking in dorm rooms
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(83)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New Jersey is under attack by unknown motorist who enjoys heaving bricks through the windshields of oncoming cars. Top that, Kansas City (photos)
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(132)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA trophy, thread, goes green
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(334)
 


Tue June 17, 2008
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky President to University employees: No raises this year because of a tight budget. UK Board of Trustees to UK President: Good job this year. Here's a $145,000 bonus. UK Presient: Well that seems fair. Thanks guys
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(131)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA cracks down on 'cancer cures', favorite cliche
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(71)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man killed while joyriding on a steamroller. That's flat wrong
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(85)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Speeders in Atlanta may have to pay an extra $15 to help offset rising fuel costs to operate city vehicles
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(103)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man claims Disney discriminated against him, said he didn't look Goofy enough
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(90)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: man steals excavator. News: stole it so he could make a pool in the backyard. Fark: first excavator wasn't big enough so he went back and stole a bigger one
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(40)
 
(The Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Bearded man dressed in white and identifying himself as "Son of Israel" claims the home of jailed tax-evaders Ed & Elaine Brown "for God." Then it gets weird
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(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boston tries to nail down another sports championship, while L.A. tries to force a Game 7. Lakers @ Celtics Game 6 discussion thread (9pm ET, ABC)
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(1191)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Good Morning America" comes through with an Earth-shattering study: There's bacteria on the bottom of our shoes. EVERYBODY PANIC and stop licking your shoes
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(109)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
18-year-old brainiac turns down the chance to get his ass kicked at Princeton, Yale, Columbia, Dartmouth, Cornell, Penn, Georgetown, Stanford and NYU
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(227)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Mom has six-year-old son fill out application for credit card and sign it himself just as a test. Since you're reading about this on Fark, you can guess what happened next
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(178)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Armed and permitted gun owner stops a bank robbery, forces robber to sit in time-out chair until police arrive
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(659)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The new SATs: just as unreliable as the old SATs, but longer and more expensive
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(162)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
One more time... if transporting illegal substances, make sure your car has no obvious defective equipment
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(59)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oil rises over $2 a barrel on news that Saudi Arabia has increased production by 200,000 barrels a day and that it's opposite day
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(179)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims she was injured by a "defective" thong. Ewww
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(229)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this multiple-jointed Canadian... spacething
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(68)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Study shows that 60 percent of employees use the office printer for personal use. In the report, Canadian scientists were quoted as saying, "Suck it, Romero"
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(95)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After suing bloggers for using its headlines, Asssociated Press now changes gears and wants bloggers to purchase a license from them for permission to quote five words or more, so take your Fair Use and go roll a joint with it
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(130)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ Young buck, maybe chasing a doe / I said young buck, broke in through the window / And his rampage, caused the staff some distress / Cause he left a god-awful mess *pew pew pew pew pew* No deer allowed at the Y.M.C.A. ♫
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
They refuse to submit to law and commit their crimes against the public spaces. No patch of soil is safe from "guerilla gardeners"
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(85)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"He can do it in his bathtub all day long, but when he does it on common property, he's offending the 467 other people who are obeying the rules"
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(110)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Long-lost Waterloo flags found in cupboard at home of Sir Walter Scott. Search still on for missing Dancing Queen tapestry and the Fernando banner
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Vicar pitches yurt in graveyard to connects with youngsters." Because nothing connects the clergy with young boys than when they pitch a tent (pic)
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(63)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
You know the economy has turned sour when lemonade stands are being robbed
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(58)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Eager nerds crash Mozilla site on Firefox 3 launch day
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(350)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arlen Spector gracefully admits he blew Spygate way out of proportion and apologizes for attention whoring. Just kidding... he's dropping the case now because, all of a sudden, he has "too much to do"
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(55)
 
(Some Angry God)
 
 
 
You're the pope. Who do you commision to write the official musical version of the Virgin Mary's life? C) The guy responsible for "Piranha Part Two: The Spawning," "Black Orgasm" and "Sex of the Devil"?
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
♫ If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break / If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break / When the levee breaks I'll have no place to stay ♫
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(136)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Israeli TV announcers coined [Condoleezza Rice's] name as a verb, meaning to go endlessly around in circles, accomplishing nothing"
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(139)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Arrest made in "senseless" killing of teenage girl, unlike those other teenage girl murders that made sense
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(127)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The only good thing about Bush having low approval ratings is that just about every other world leader does too, proving the maxim that each generation gets the leadership it deserves
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(212)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
New Haven CT phone book from 1878 going up for auction. Reportedly every person in the white pages is dead, most businesses are closed too
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(84)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Completely legal Vermont nude beach under fire from protesters, who want to visit the beach without seeing nudity. Common sense, "going to a different beach" conspicuously missing from debate
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(314)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Police arrest protesters after attack on MTV office in India, where producers are gearing up for "The Real World: Mumbai," which will feature the first cow as a roommate
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian Air Force plane drops 55-pound sack of concrete on a house in Moscow. Seriously guys, you're doing it wrong
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(81)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Couple whose child commits suicide by jumping off bridge are campaigning for a fence to be built to keep others from jumping. Because if anything will stop somebody determined to kill themselves, it's a chain-link fence
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(170)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Having covered every aspect of the coming election, Newsweek turns its attention to the pressing question: Why is sex so much hotter while on vacation?
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest cultural insult to Muslims: Being made to wear pants and a shirt at work in Minnesota: "For me, wearing pants is the same as being naked. The prophet Mohammed taught that men and women should not dress alike"
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(358)
 
(Paul Newman)
 
 
 
When you finish testing your offical database, remember to remove your fake data. Before you announce that "Goner's Pool Hall" is opening in the governor's mansion
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Nothing, not a correction from the guy who made it up, or a retraction from Dick Cheney, will stop Republicans from claiming that China is drilling for oil on Florida's coast
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman gets 99% of her food from the dumpster. "I like getting stuff free. It's like a treasure hunt"
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Tomatoes are back on the menu at Taco Bell. So it's healthy to eat there again
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Teacher and one of her 14-year-old students missing from Buffalo charter school. No prizes for guessing what they're up to (with "do want" pic)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas City is under attack by assailants in white Taurus wielding a pellet gun
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Dear Shaq, please help us get out of foreclosure. We promise to pay you back. Signed, Distressed Orlando Homeowners"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Gangs in Albany use a "community gun" so they won't be caught with a gun that has been connected to a crime. You're doing it wrong
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