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Sun May 11, 2008
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Man with terminal cancer gets his wish to meet the Dallas Cowbys Cheerleaders. Still no cure for cancer, but it's starting to sound like it could be kinda fun
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Some guy decides to draw every road in America - and he means *every* road. The result is the coolest map you will see for a while
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Today's schoolteacher sex scandal brought to you by an elite private school in Montreal. Teacher's photo shows more skin than most of these stories
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(Some Bacon Lover)
 
 
 
What cops want during a traffic stop. Doughnuts curiously absent
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(AP)
 
 
 
Holey throat, Batman Turns out that the man who performed a tracheotomy on himself has had previous experience
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most awesome three headed bee you'll see all day
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Police raid flea market, preventing sales of counterfeit Chanel, Prada and Louis Vuitton items to buyers who will now undoubtedly purchase the real McCoy. That's some mighty fine use of police resources, Lou
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Bicycle Dealers Association reports strong spike in bicycle sales. In other news, a National Bicycle Dealers Association actually exists
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart store detective gives chase to woman who shoplifted baby wipes. Stroller overturns, discharging baby and wipes. Mother clobbers detective with baby wipes. Then it gets weird
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Michigan lady just decided to pay $20.00 for a $1.00 parking ticket given to her back in 1976. "Please don't try and track me down. I am a respectable lady"
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(AP)
 
 
 
If you're a white officer in the NYPD and are going to hassle a black motorist, make sure he isn't one of the highest ranking officers in the department
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(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Family says girl's mouth taped shut at school. Girl says, "mmm mm mmmmm mm mmmmmmm mm mmm"
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(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
The first rule of Cuddle Party is, you do not talk -- No wait, it's keep your pajamas on
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ferocious dog
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(WCPO 9)
 
 
 
Ohio man jailed when 18-year old daughter fails to pass GED exam
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mother's Day was invented 100 years ago in Philadelphia to make up for their deep hatred of Santa Claus
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"I love her dearly," mother says of daughter who allegedly plotted to kill her. Mother's Day just got a bit... awkward
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Babylosers" more educated than their "babyboomer" parents, but have worse jobs and lower standard of living. Suck it, overqualified, underpaid, hippie-spawn
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Tourists wonder if New Hampshire could do something about the gravity, or post a sign warning of spacetime curvature ahead, or something like that
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(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
So you decided to rob a donut shop? And all you had was a BB gun? And this was in Texas? How did THAT work out for ya?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Thinking of having an office affair? Before you and your object of desire head to the supply room to make the beast with two backs, you might want to check your employment contract
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It tastes sweet, like a cross between lamb and duck. It's low-fat, free-range, and environmentally conscious. Squirrel: the new "green" meat
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(wtol)
 
 
 
Pulitzer candidate writes article on man who increased his gas mileage by, of all things, driving the speed limit
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(Some Deaf Guy)
 
 
 
Putting their heads together, the agencies decided the best thing to do was blow the fireworks up. The best way to do that, they concluded, was to use C-4 plastic explosives. Around 30 pounds
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Try to bite off my leg? That's a double eye-pokin'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this creepy canine
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(Time)
 
 
 
Ten best moms ever (slideshow). Happy Mother's Day
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
77 year old homeowner 1, 22 year old woman burglar 0. (w/pic of hittable 22-year-old)
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
"Labor MK and former cabinet minister Ophir Paz-Penis on Saturday urged..." Heh. Sorry. "Paz-Penis urged-" Dude, stop looking at me like that. That's his name. I can't do this if you keep making me crack up
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(AP)
 
 
 
Pelican slams into vacationing swimmer's face, requiring 25 stitches. Wait till she gets the bill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet your new burger-flippers, the Class of '08. 75% of graduating Dallas seniors can't read above 8th grade level or handle enough math to deal drugs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As an expert on the subject, the pope declares that "sex can become like a drug"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Dental student thwarts Ceiling Cat's nefarious plans by returning a wallet that went missing 35 years ago
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Butt grabbed by British police to help stop explosions
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Pearson Airport hasn't stopped smugglers this stupid in a very long time
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Cops, thinking they have a drunk driver, pull over 9-year-old. Turns out drunk is sitting next to the kid
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Never getting on women's bicyles doesn't stop man from getting off
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this amphipod
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saturday, for the first and possibly last time, Jenna Bush answered "I do" to a question that is not, "Do you want another drink?"
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Sat May 10, 2008
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Wild turkey crashes with a beer truck. Boilermakers are served
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(US Census Bureau)
 
 
 
The 6,666,666,666th person alive on earth was born today. If four horseman have just ridden past, don't panic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these two cousins as a storm approaches in rural Argentina
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(money.co.uk)
 
 
 
You fraudulently acquire an extra credit card from your dad's account, and decide to take your friends out on the town, hiring hookers by telling them you're a group of midgets in a traveling circus. Do you: C) Play Halo with the hookers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All your childhood fears made real in these disturbing pics. SFW but you'll still cringe
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(Some Flyguy)
 
 
 
Today is National Train Day. I choo-choo-choose to get there faster by taking an airplane
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(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
New Age bookstore in a tizzy after their Crystal Skull is stolen, blames Indiana Jones;"I have no idea why someone would take that and not the other things that are equally valuable on the altar."
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(Some chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overly compulsive lawn-mowing man
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
There's only one state where mothers are celebrated with a free lunch at Arby's; "This is the best Mother's Day present I've ever gotten."
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The world's largest Lego tower. Seeing as how this is in England though, it probably has police cameras hidden in it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can have anything you want at Alice's Restaurant - including this tribute to the real life Officer Obie, who turns out to be a Norman Rockwell model and a fairly cool guy for a cop with a garbage fetish. (w/pics)
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
College decides to investigate public radio station general manager. Apparently this involves stalking allegations, a DUI arrest, strutting about the office in miniskirts, halter tops and a leather dominatrix outfit. Who said NPR was boring?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Time poses the question on all our minds: is it time to invade Burma?
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(WWL)
 
 
 
New Orleans FBI chief resigns, rather than be transferred back to DC. Something about wanting to stay and help the city, "primarily the African American kids an opportunity so they don't have to gravitate to the street drug trade."
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dove says they did not airbrush their MILFs au naturel
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
This year's study that says moms' work is work over $100K a year based on false assumptions brought to you by Salary.com
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(New York Sun)
 
 
 
NYC to judge: That gun shop owner we're suing? Gag him from mentioning the Second Amendment in his defense
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Alaskan oil production halted by an errant snowplow just in time for the summer driving season. Mission accomplished
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(WISN)
 
 
 
"Behavior Detection Officers" added to more airports. Who watches the watchmen?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Baby deer decides great dane is its mom (with "awwwwwwwwwwwwww"-inspiring pics)
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Salvation now available in a 16.9 oz bottle for $2.00
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(reagan land)
 
 
 
Good: School is working to cut down on salt in student meals. Bad: by cutting back on vegetables
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Cat's out of the bag. Christine rides again. Stephen King says "No comment."
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian artist wants to give England a 164-foot-high statue of a horse. English haven't read about Troy, forget that Iocaine comes from Australia, and as everyone knows Australia is populated entirely by criminals
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Another year, another duct-tape prom dress story. Prom dress trifecta now in play
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
♫ Ohh.... whose face has been painted on our chim-i-ney? ♫ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♫
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has phone sex with K-Fed at least once a week. Sure, why not
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(kxxv.com)
 
 
 
Chinese passenger airplane forced to land because of onboard fire alarms; three injured after exiting airplane, running around it, and getting back in
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(Some Chinaman)
 
 
 
Alaska, which produces most of the nation's oil, has highest gas prices. Invasion scrapped at last minute when Alaska determined to already be a US state
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cross-eyed kitty
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(UTV)
 
 
 
A Limerick man just for a lark, went out for a ride before dark. He fell on his head; he's thoroughly dead; and now he gets posted to Fark
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When reading about how the Irish defeated the Ku Klux Klan, make sure you're not doing so on the campus of Nanny State University
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(KARE-11)
 
 
 
Grandma passes away at home. Do you: C) Prop her up on the only toilet in the house for two months while you pray for her resurrection and force the kiddies to use a pail and shovel?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
For all you cat-loving Farkers in the Boston Area, here's a chance to pick up exotic cats like the Rag Doll that you'll never see leaving from the back door
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(The Courier)
 
 
 
Not news: great-grandmother, who had a heart attack four years ago, decides to raise money for charity. Fark: By jumping into a tank of sharks. She told you she was hardcore
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man was locked up 18 hours in a police cell for allegedly dropping an apple core
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
And now, for no particular reason, the world's longest cigar at just over 148 feet, 9 inches
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Deploying troops with criminal histories to make up combat shortfalls. New hotness: Deploying medically unfit troops to make up combat shortfalls
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teenage girls feuding over a boy? That's a bombing
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you are riding in a bi-plane and the engine quits, wait until the pilot lands in a field before jumping. If you feel you must anyway, wear a parachute
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cheers: Group of parents rent a bus to take their kids to the prom. Jeers: while their kids are at the prom, the parents get busted for drinking in the bus in the school parking lot
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(Oxford Press)
 
 
 
Cops in Ohio college town say the worst part is when boozing students' boozing parents come to visit and they all go boozing together. "I learned it from you, Dad."
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(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
Mother sues town after 1-year-old steps in dog poo. "It ruined our whole day"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Tagger gets taste of his own medicine
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New travel guide describes England as "a nation of overweight, binge-drinking reality TV addicts." (Mostly harmless)
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(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: The Beatles
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
IRS is outraged, OUTRAGED, that Al Sharpton owes $1.5 million in back taxes
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Fri May 09, 2008
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Another Friday, another batch of mug shots from The Smoking Gun. As always, things kick off with a hittable one. Then it gets weird
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(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
There are school fights, and then there's this
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
He's a 70 year old cross dressing, Mexican goat farming lawyer from New Zealand... not that there's anything wrong with that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you forge a winning $7,000 lottery ticket and you can't get it cashed at a gas station or a deli, you're probably not going to have any better luck trying to get the Lottery Commission to cash it
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ever been hit by a car, handed a parking ticket and have your trailer burst into flames all within the same hour? Some guys have all the luck
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(TheSequitur.com)
 
 
 
American College of Physicians endorses medical marijuana. Jamaican and Dutch foreign ministers reciprocally endorse the American College of Physicians
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Rare photos of two-week-old ugly ass wolf puppies
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Woman who had her MacIntosh laptop stolen was able to connect to the computer, photograph two suspects and give the photos to police. Windows laptop still deciding whether to cancel or allow a rescue
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(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
Texas man reels in 65 pound catfish (with photo)
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(Ocala)
 
 
 
Man breaks into house to shower up, shave and use the bathroom. Police find him naked, sitting on the toilet and requesting to "finish his business"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The city of San Francisco will not be responsible for loose tigers mauling you, so go be traumatized somewhere else
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Rorschach Test: What do you see
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Teen denied entry to prom and arrested for skimpy dress. With pic goodness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bright green puppy born in New Orleans - But don't worry, they are sure it has nothing to do with the chemical spills after Katrina. It also won't melt you skin when it licks you (w/pic)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man tracks down ex-girlfriends to find out why they broke it up, for film: "It wasn't you it was me", "I just want to be friend" and "You jammed my mum up against a door and kissed her" tops the lists
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plug
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obese lady judge who needs motorized scooter to get around made bailiff put her shoes on, massage her back, cover her with a blanket for naps and make sure her oxygen tank was filled. Bull wants a raise
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(wkyc)
 
 
 
Inmate gets 30 extra days behind bars and a$1,500 fine for sharing an oatmeal cream pie with one of his buddies
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Principal suspends boys for sitting during the Pledge of Allegiance. Upon hearing the news, the ACLU stands at attention
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Three guys drive a Toyota Scion through the 48 contiguous states in 106 hours, setting record for First Time Anyone Has Admitted to Driving a Toyota Scion
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Nick Hogan gets off easy with eight months in the pokey. Let's see if he's out by dinner time
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that "Donald Trump tips waiters $10,000" story... like the Donald would ever eat at The Buffalo Club in the first place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Myanmar has agreed to allow a single U.S. cargo aircraft to bring in relief supplies for cyclone victims
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In last minute effort, Diago saves the Guinness St. James Gate brewery in Dublin. Must have been from the savings on the bar towel you never got
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin considering bill to make third offense of driving while intoxicated a felony. Also includes confiscation of the offender's vehicle
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
One dead, hundreds quarantined on Canadian train with "Mystery Illness". EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New poll shows that two-thirds of middle-aged moms are critical of how younger women handle motherhood. This poll a repeat from every decade since the dawn of mankind
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What animated films have made you tear up a little? LGT subby's choice
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(Some Consumer Guy)
 
 
 
Half of us don't know how to mail a letter, but it's about to cost more anyway
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(Guy Out for Thai Garlic Chicken)
 
 
 
Thai restaurant bans kids under six. Subby is proud to submit this without the phrases "precious little snowflake," "crotch fruit" or "shiney metal ass"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
RIAA gets U.S. House to pass bill allowing them to seize your house as part of their "settlement"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil approaches $126 (and counting) on... *shakes magic 8-ball*... " the eve of U.S. driving season." You mean there's a season when they don't drive?
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
If you were homeschooled and now work for the State of Tennessee, the Department of Education would like a word with you
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Jennifer Chu, a doctor distraught by Burmese medical conditions, leading colleagues in Myanmar relief effort. Now that's a Win-Win Sad Chu Asian
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(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ These bees are movin' on up, to the east side ♫ To a deluxe location for a hive ♫ Movin' on up to the east side ♫ They finally got a piece of the pie ♫
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You may cease your lifelong search -- the most pointless news article ever written has been found
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gas station clerk fired after getting robbed because store policy is to only have $50 in the register and he hadn't had a chance to put $200 in a vault. "So, basically, I got fired because a billion-dollar company loses $200"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Protestors use witchcraft to cast spells on the United States Marines in effort to end Iraq war. Then it gets weird
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Michelle Duggar pregnant with her 18th child. Please update your clown car image
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts drops cigarette price controls to make smokes more affordable, at the same time raising state cigarette taxes to encourage smokers to quit
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Proving that no good deed goes unpunished, man charged with providing an illegal taxi service after giving a woman a ride home from shopping
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy has never fallen asleep. Parents can never leave his side for fear of his being burned as a witch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
European Space Agency is looking to send British citizens into space. Would prefer to start with phone sanitizers, marketing consultants and hair stylists
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure, the airlines are failing and air travel is miserable and the TSA are a bunch of uneducated goons. But airlines *are* doing what Detroit cannot: Making travel more fuel-efficient
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Eaking-spay ultiple-may anguages-lay revents-pay aging-ay. Ubmitter-say ill-way ive-lay orever-fay
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Insurance bureau wants mandatory retesting of drivers over 80 for public and farmers' market safety
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The writer of the Erin Esurance letter responds to Fark commenters, invites further scorn upon himself
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The coolest pictures of a Dutch town being invaded by giant fried eggs you'll see today
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Armed gang bursts into a gym where police officers were in another room giving a talk on the dangers of gun crime. This did not end well for the armed gang
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this knitted... something
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(FHM (US))
 
 
 
America's sexiest newscaster. Looks like you've won this time, France
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Police officer steps into crosswalk just so he can make drivers slam on their brakes, is rewarded by rear-end collision after one finally does
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The head of al Qaeda in Iraq who has reportedly been killed three times, captured twice, mortally wounded once is apparently free again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lawmakers question truthiness of drug ads. But surely the free market corrects such things on its own, and corporations would NEVER lie to people just to make a profit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsey wants to f***ing fine people who use f***ing fruits and vegetables when they're out of f***ing season. And don't even get him f***ing started on Delia f***ing Smith
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Butte burglar given five-year sentence, unfortunate prison nickname
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(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Teen mugged for copy of "Grand Theft Auto IV." Attackers caught after their wanted level jumps to three stars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to repeatedly ram your lawyer's car, you might want to leave your meth and your seven-year-old daughter at home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Class valedictorian's graduation will be just like many others, only shorter -- and she's at the bottom of her class (link fixed)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hezbollah has taken over West Beirut
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In the spirit of Gillette and their neverending quest to add more blades to razors, man creates a guitar with six necks called "The Beast"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police subdue vicious 82-year-old guy on oxygen lying in a hospital bed by tasering him three times
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
If you're going to Oktoberfest this year, prepare to drop your lederhosen and take it up the schvinchter with $12.50 beers
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(Time)
 
 
 
We need supplies / There is no doubt / Send us food / And stay the hell out / Burma Aid
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
LOLCAPTION this fat-assed monkey
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(The London Paper)
 
 
 
Firefighters called out to rescue a tortoise trapped in a garden chair. Early reports suggest it was "so very scared"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Digging up a corpse and and decapitating it to use the head as a bong may be a signal you have a drug problem
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(Rian.Ru)
 
 
 
Estonia introduces new gas tax. Fark: For cows
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
British consumers throw out a third of all the food they buy. This is only slightly less than everyone else who's had the pleasure of eating British "cooking" but that's probably because they're used to it
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Fire onboard flight forces emergency landing in Fargo. You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer-related
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(Some Beer Slut)
 
 
 
TFette is brewing her first batch of beer in a while: "Old Librarian." (Bitter, of course). Help her design a label for it
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(Sabah)
 
 
 
No matter who you are, don't ask the stewardess where you should stow explosives
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Facebook has joined MySpace in adopting several new safety measures designed to protect youngsters based entirely upon the presumption that no one ever lies about anything on the Internet
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
How Jared gets his iron
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"...on closer inspection a roll of cash was found protruding from Linn's anus"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top five hardest video game levels ever. Ocarina of Time surprisingly absent from list. Really
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(4029 TV.com)
 
 
 
Town builds community tornado shelter. Residents thrilled. Tornado warning sounds. Panicked residents less than thrilled about standing outside locked shelter in severe storm because the police hadn't unlocked it yet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Note to self: When writing a note for a bank robbery, use blank paper. Rather than your cell phone bill
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man struggling to breathe performs tracheotomy on himself with steak knife rather than waiting for help to arrive. Oh, well -- suture self
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Half of all airline accidents occur on landing. Actually, unless they crashed into the air, so did the other half
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Thu May 08, 2008
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Three quick thinking heroes save a woman's life in Walgreens using OJ and sugar. Store manager then demands payment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"We think that they broke in with the intention of probably stealing a monkey or two, then things went a little bit wacky"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass giraffe born at Jackson Zoo. Actually the long-necked freak is cute as hell
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(A Genius)
 
 
 
The greatest idea any one has ever had about anything ever
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(Some Inner Child)
 
 
 
Photoshop some Little Golden Books that never made it. (LGT inspiration)
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Reason to panic # 19285: Opening schools for use as polling stations puts our precious snowflakes in mortal danger
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(Some██ █)
 
 
 
███Man██creates████poems by██blacking ████out█words████in the New████York Times
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You want to sell it, your customers want to buy it, and it's perfectly safe to eat, but state and federal governments say "Nope."
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Even if you're drunk, the cops can't pull you over for revving your engine in response to your friend mooning you at a traffic stop. Good to know
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
One of the worst railroadings in history, courtesy of the War on Drugs. That's some really fine police work there, Lou
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(Rome News-Tribune)
 
 
 
News: School locked down after man with gun spotted. Fark: Man was World War II veteran with a plugged rifle coming to speak at a social studies class
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Meanwhile, the iguana was discovered. It did not survive."
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Only a few days left for the May 10th NJ Fark Party. Plenty 'o links in the first post
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
An "Undie Run" during finals causes the University of Texas police to investigate the scene. A bust? That's very impressive
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(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
23% of Florida tenth graders can't pass easiest part of standardized tests... which is like half of them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worst. Musician. Evar. Bonus points for the hilarious comments
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(WWL)
 
 
 
73-year-old contractor (and Katrina victim) waits 4 months to claim $97 million lotto prize, because he didn't want to leave his construction customers in the lurch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Holy cow - British Airways takes beef of the menu to avoid offending Hindus, promises not to offer their god a peanut
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teddy Roosevelt was an idiot for naming the White House because that sounds too much like White Castle. Also says Dr. Seuss should have named it instead. Then the article gets a little weird
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Great tits cope well with warming"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A group of crazy unknown economists, Goldman Sachs, estimates a barrel of oil to be $150-$200 shortly. That's about another $2 per gallon, or another $80 to fill the towing truck coming to repossess your BMW tonight
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Asshat teenager drives onto baseball field full of players and fans. Since he didn't hit anything police suspect he was a Detroit Tiger fan
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Todays teacher having sex with FOUR students brought to you by Florida. Followup tag wins, since we keep discovering new "victims" of her "abuse"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cool: Police force says it won't break up illegal raves. Nanny State: Because it's too dark and therefore a health and safety risk to the precious snowflake officers
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Man spends $3.2 million in three months. He bought five Dodge vehicles, two ATVs, two houses and land, all on a photocopy of his brother's driver's license. Dumbass tag for everyone who accepted a photocopy as a valid ID
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
It's not news, its TEST news. Oops
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(The Daily Galaxy)
 
 
 
Renowned scientist: "Before this century is over, billions of us will die, and the few breeding pairs of people that survive will be in the Arctic."
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Third wife comes forward in North Carolina bigamy case. Married once, shame on her. Married twice, shame on him. Married three times, dude you're doing it wrong
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Come one, come all, it is a DFW Fark party
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Camera vans to ticket speeders on Colorado freeways. Non-speeders to be ticketed for not "moving over" for camera van. Lane-changers to be ticketed for not signaling. In other words, avoid Colorado
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
New system at airport funnels passengers into three aisles: green for beginners, blue for intermediate travelers and black for advanced passengers
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Swiss adopt new "humane" methods of catching fish... which basically means that you now have to kill what you catch instead of releasing them. Then it gets confusing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fewer than one in four Republicans now think the economy is doing just fine. Randolph and Mortimer unavailable for comment
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona legislator has proposed a bill that would make it illegal to lie about your age on the internet. But only if you're an adult pretending to be a teen, as teens are apparently still free to lie about their age
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Tough: surviving a 1000-lb grizzly chewing on your head and jumping up and down on you. Hardcore: driving yourself to medical attention afterwards
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man sues the U.S. Secretary of the Treasury, seeking recognition of 10 men he says served as president before George Washington
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So you've managed to escape the collapsing bridges and crumbling roads that define American infrastructure, right? Well, good luck with the sewers
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(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for a well-dressed man reportedly hanging around gas stations handing out cash to strangers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cafe smoker
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Take the five second stress test and see how stre...what...same to you jerk..would somebody please pick up the phone???...sure I can work late tonight, you miserable $#@^%*...anyway, and see how stressful your world has become
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The man took a snooze in the early evening and woke up to feel molten plastic dripping on his hand"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gasp... awwwww... baby hedgehogs... awwwww
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man in Germany has been paid compensation by Volvo after he found his feet were too big to drive one of their cars
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Saab admits to using human cadavers for crash testing. Mmmm mmm mmm mmm
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Not news: Driver clocked over for doing 154 kph in 100 kph zone. News: Driver hits 210 kph in ensuing chase. Fark: "That's nothing, I had 'er up to 260 at one point"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Toy dinghy? Check. Paddles made from oil drums? Check. Commercial shipping lane? Check. Lifejacket? Well, what could possibly go wrong
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is VE day, spare a thought and give thanks to all those people who gave their lives so we could be free
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(Time)
 
 
 
The five mistakes that doomed the presidential campaign of Hillary Rodham Clinton
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman fired from Tim Horton's after giving a baby a freebie Timbit. Yeah, we take our coffeeshops effin' seriously up here
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(The London Paper)
 
 
 
Working from a set of plans from his great-grandfather's attic, British engineer is about to complete a tunnel from London to New York
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(Al Qaeda Book of Pranks)
 
 
 
Homeless man breezes through airport security, takes nap on plane. Feel safe yet?
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Not news: state Attorney General has affair. News: Other politicians want to impeach him. Fark: they must ask said Attorney General for advice on how to impeach his adulterous ass
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(Dub Dub Dee En)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: The psycho ex-girlfriend of the Democratic Party. Wheatowned (not safe for work language)
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has been giving pregnant little sis Jamie Lynn advice on motherhood. What could possibly go wrong?
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(myfoxphilly.com)
 
 
 
Woman sets world record for biggest breast implants but are they really bigger than Pam's?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
NASA offering $17,000 to anyone lazy enough to lie in bed for 90 days straight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chair
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Guy explains to emergency room staff that he was showing some friends how to shoot his new gun
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Speed limits are going up in places Farkers wouldn't want to live anyway, even if... wait, 85?
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
No one knows why man is building giant ark on side of I-4, next to Dinosaur World, and he's not saying (w/ pic)
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(3TV)
 
 
 
Talk about a hair-raising experience. Customers in a salon have a close shave as a SUV plows into the building. Luckily, nobody dyed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It sucks when you divorce your wife and she gets to keep the house. Especially when your house is the Governor's Mansion and you're the governor
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Prospective juror in pot case busted for smoking joint during break outside courthouse (w/mugshot)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Massive sinkhole continues to expand in Texas--threatens to swallow oil field, milkshake
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(KWES)
 
 
 
Storm chaser arrested for chasing storms and relaying tornado reports to the National Weather Service. My God, the tornadoes have a mole in the Crane County Sheriff's Department
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 157: "Abandoned Things" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 07, 2008
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Teen busted for selling pot-laced brownies at school (with "dude... I'd hit it" mugshot)
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(CrunchGear)
 
 
 
Pope to text prayers to faithful. to: god n hvn: u r kool. we want kool & 4 earth 2b like hvn. giv us food 2day & 4giv r sinz like we 4giv sinz. lol save r souls, cuz we kno u r tight, u r strong & u r kool 4evs. werd
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary's lead strategist: "We think the results last night strengthen the case that she will be the strongest candidate for the Democratic Party in November."
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
By Farker demand... Super Deluxe bites the dust
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh is now supporting Obama to be the Democratic nominee...wait, what?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Remember when Charles Manson leaped from his chair and lunged at the judge during the Tate/LaBianca trial? Well, this guy did it through a third-floor courtroom window
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(Central Florida News 13)
 
 
 
Global warming strikes again. 4th shark bite in a week in Florida
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(WaterCooler)
 
 
 
Man sees Virgin Mary in his scab. This story is sure to get picked
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Today's prostitute round up brought to you by Clearwater. Warning: Get the eye bleach
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Music teacher accused of fondling 4th juvenile organ. Pianist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption what Bush is trying to say to Putin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these blowing petals
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
American Association of Medical Colleges bans drug company swag. Your Starving Med Student wants a Lipitor wall clock
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(Oregon Commentator)
 
 
 
Bar gets fined for its shrubbery. Ni
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man volunteers at a store, to see how your dress looks from the floor. He used a floor mirror, the better to see her, then quit and walked out the door
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN explores the myth of Jack Daniels, It's not news, it's smooth and delicious
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Story about "gay" penguin family tops the list of nation's most objectionable books
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(abc13.com)
 
 
 
In the Dallas suburb of Carrollton, the biggest issue is whether or not the mayor was ever engaged to Don Henley. All other problems presumably solved
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Today's teacher/student sex story brought to you by Lenoir City, TN. Bonus: video on how to make a coconut smoothie with ground nutmeg
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The US has 10 million vegetarians and 290 million normal people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
15-year-old gets head start on college life by having a blood alcohol level of .578 and survives
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This is why Fat Bottomed Girls make the rockin' world go 'round
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You need coolin, baby, I'm not foolin, I'm gonna send you back to schoolin, way down inside honey, you need it, I'm gonna give you my... roller coaster?
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(Hennessy)
 
 
 
Enter for a chance to flaunt your taste at the Maxim Hot 100. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man -opes that oper-tion will cur- him of his -iccups
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Not quite as terrifying as the Loch Ness Monster, meet Pepie the Lake Pepin "monster" (with cute artist rendition)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cyclone victims face food shortages, harsh realities of living in a ragtag fleet searching for the legendary 13th colony
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cannabis raised to class B drug with maximum 5 year jail term for users in Britain. Bummer
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(SuperDeluxe)
 
 
 
Girls Gone Wild has run out of girls? Then just get more wild
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Video games then: Pole Position. Video games now: pole dancing
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(Some Clown Fearin Guy)
 
 
 
Proof positive that people should dislike or even fear clowns.... AND never underestimate the creepage factor
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man arrested when he leaves his child pornography laden MP3 player at Denny's. Oops
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Animal rights groups are working to save an agressive invasive species that carries disease and kills native birds and small mammals
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
There's hating your customers, and then there's requiring them to re-authenticate their game purchase online every 10 days. That's EA for you - always willing to go the extra mile
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(Some Mason)
 
 
 
If you feel you must throw bricks at passing cars from your vehicle, try not to hit a state trooper. They tend to frown on those sort of shenanigans
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Weather Channel's Bob Stokes overt interest in the humidity level of Hillary Andrews' panties is causing the network more than their fair share of barometric pressure
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Faced with having to apply for planning permission to build a small shed on a farm, architect responds in the way only the British can
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Georgia one-ups Texas, performs first execution since SC decision. Texas laughs, asks if they're only capable of doing one at a time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cheerful candy man
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Concert violinist leaves 285-year-old Stradivari in taxi. Cabbie finds it, returns it. Violinist rewards him by holding concert for 200 cabbies in Newark parking lot with Kevin Bacon's brother
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
You say tomato, I say tom-ah-to. You say potato, I say symbol of Christ's death and resurrection
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
78-year-old magistrate tells woman in courthouse he would need "a gallon of Viagra" to keep up with her, which is probably not a good comment to make when running for re-election
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Crime-fighting citizen feels his spidey-sense tingling, uncovers card skimming scam. Yes, that is actually in the article
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man who ran over couple's dog now suing the couple -- for damage done to his car
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Roman Catholic church opposes festival of nudity, because God created us fully clothed and the naked human form is a tool of the devil himself
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Iran's illiteracy rate approaching that of Detroit
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Father sacrifices himself, lifting his four-year old daughter out of path of a runaway car
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New hospital superbug resistant to all antibiotics is killing hundreds of patients. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
"But it seems the vicar just thought Jemma was too hot and that her boobs were too big"
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Mani majestic møøse die at løveli møøse park opening. Sisters everywhere breathe sigh of relief
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(BBC)
 
 
 
'Saddam's jail diaries' published. They say the end leaves you hanging
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A brick wall nearly toppled over in London last night - luckily, Kelly Osbourne was there to stop it
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bud Selig orders Chicago White Sox to remove supposedly unviolated inflatable dolls from the clubhouse
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well here's your problem- someone replaced your distributor cap with a pitbull
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
"... and she was fired for sitting on his nose, yelling 'lie, lie'"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
One in three employees admitted they have been to work with a hangover and more than one in ten has been drunk at their desk. You are reading this with a headache, goddammit, where's the Tylenol
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The September 11 television archive. Pick an hour, pick a channel, watch it as it happened
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
It's tough to explain to the police why you have an ATM in your backseat, so you might as well run
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
In case you hadn't already figured this out for yourself, here are five psychological experiments that have proven the human race is doomed
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(Independent)
 
 
 
For UK Farkers: How well do you know your country? Take the quiz. Difficulty: No questions about alcohol, vomiting or passing out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Child virus spreading through China. And here we always thought children were sexually transmitted
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
You'll never reach into an airline seat-back pocket again after reading this
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The lesser-known miracles of Jesus Christ
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Middle school art teacher arrested for bank robbery. Local art critics describe the robbery as "amateurish and uninspired, derivative of earlier efforts, lacking boldness"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton cancels all morning talk shows and other public appearances on Wednesday
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man marries, then immediately receives 18-year jail sentence. The sentences will be served concurrently
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Research: Adopted kids more likely to have mental disorders. Madonna returns half of Africa
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Funny signs designed to attract attention to the existence of vastly ignored stop signs ordered removed by humorless bureaucrat
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Tue May 06, 2008
(Asian off-beat)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to live with 750,000 people in a giant pyramid while floating on a major earthquake fault line, come to Tokyo
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Pregnant female police officer denied office duty because hey, male officers don't get office duty when they're pregnant
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Study links shorter arms and legs with memory loss, inability to get free snacks from vending machines
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
If you knew a woman between the age of 30 and 50 who might have been scalped sometime between 1609 and 1675, authorities would like a word with you
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(Komo)
 
 
 
70-year old man mistakes Starbucks for Old Country Buffet, front door for drive-through lane
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Clinton wins Indiana, Obama wins North Carolina and the wheels keep going round and round and round
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney granted expanded visitation with kids. Kids expected to file appeal
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(South Jersey Local News)
 
 
 
Cop, already charged with molesting young girls, now also charged with receiving oral sex . . . from a cow
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you have $4.5 million in pot in your house, use some of the money to pay your damn mortgage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone buys up backyards of eleven houses for $1200, threatens to take legal action on homeowners unless they pay a monthly fee to use them
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(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, it's still illegal for parolees to stand on streetcorners, hurl obscenities and make "obscene gestures" while aiming a shotgun at traffic
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(Shortnews)
 
 
 
You're fighting with your neighbor over how to bury a cow. He throws rocks at you. Do you c) kill him by hitting him in the balls with a 12-ton digger?
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(Some lizard lover)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spiny, circular Cordylus cataphractus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested and strip-searched: For failing to signal, while making a turn. That's some good police work, Lou
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Baskin-
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(Some Webcam)
 
 
 
Not news: Employee works from home for a day. News: Puts himself on webcam to show he is working. Fark: Gets accused of DoS'ing the network with "Live Streaming Video"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby jaguar born. With "I'll eat your face" pic
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(Some Abductee)
 
 
 
At last, we know the real reason the Soviet Union broke up: their psychotronic generators were fatally flawed. Here comes the... well... there are big words, so it must be science
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(My Buddy, MY buddy)
 
 
 
This is the greatest tattoo ever... stop laughing... I find your lack of faith disturbing
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Israel throws itself a 60th birthday, where it is overheard talking about its plans to move to Florida, where its ungrateful children will surely never visit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Step 1: Overuse an election-year cliche. (B) Irritate a Washington Post columnist. Fark: Get thrown under the bus. Duke sucks your dog wants HA HA goodness. O RLY penis. Wait, what?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The New York Times reviews chain restaurants, because you need a critic to tell you that the Southwestern Tuscan Chipotle Sesame Jack Daniels Poppers suck
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Tired of being associated with trailer parks and George Bush, South Florida wants to split Florida into two states
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Student one month away from getting his master's degree in Homeland Security busted for selling cocaine. Fark: Along with 95 other people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Atomium on its 50th anniversary
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Officers believe man tried to deceive when he claimed "it's Aleve". The tests show it's so, and he's free to go, and boy is he ever relieved
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
If you have never seen pig racing, here's your chance (with video)
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Ten cases of salmonella reported at Princeton; older alumni outraged at school's decision to admit Italians
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(WINK News)
 
 
 
Local media outraged, OUTRAGED over open container "road sodas," suggest banning the sale of single cold beers because that would immediately solve the problem
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Public school teacher fired for practicing "wizardry" after making toothpick disappear
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(abs-cbnnews.com)
 
 
 
Los Angeles man wins right to use wife's last name. Also in the running for the title of Mr. Whipped Universe
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(Some bead freak)
 
 
 
Nifty. Spiffy. And yet... kind of sad
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
"Prostitutes are a product, like cereal," said one man. "You go to the grocery, pick the brand you want and pay for it. It's business." One box of Milfy Charms, please
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
"Grand Theft Auto" maker sues Chicago's CTA in Manhattan over ads depicting crime in Liberty City
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Crude oil price passes $120 a barrel mark for the first time. Polite oil waiting patiently at $118
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
If you plan on using a homemade bomb to rob the local bank, it might be better to go inside instead of using the drive-thru. Bonus: Rocket surgeon left his "bomb" in deposit tube
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like UBS stands for Unemployed Bank Staff
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny State cracks down harrrrrrrrrrrrd on pirates. Or at least their flags
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Alas, poor Schiller. I knew him, Horatio. And 'tis not his skull. Truly, we are boned
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An open letter to Erin Esurance
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When deciding on a suitable robbery target, try and avoid choosing the unmarked car with two police officers in it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple drank so much on holiday their children had to be taken into care. Now THAT is a vacation
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The crocodile took my arm, but saved my soul"
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Contractor sues community blog for $10 million after they take a picture... of his dirt pile. And no, this is not a euphemism
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Top UK cop is upset that video only solves 3% of their cases, is a complete failure, but could he please have another billion dollars anyway
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Illinois congressman worried that children may be "virtually sexually exploited" when on "Second Life," even if it's never been reported. Good parenting, common sense virtually absent from this debate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds both men and cats drawn in by the same scent, also suffer the same effects after being trapped, caged, neutered
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canine air-bags may soon be illegal in California
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