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Sun April 13, 2008
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ! It's a lion in a sidecar
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio State Trooper in uniform puts on faux Klan headgear and lets another trooper take a picture. Guess what happens next
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Experts" say sending cell phone porn is now part of teen dating
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(177)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SEX TYPE: Hackers Program Obscene Meme Into Road Sign. Hilarity Ensues.
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heinz is launching a "gourmet" version of its ketchup for your corn dogs and mac 'n cheese
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(265)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Will that be paper or plastic? Plastic? That'll be $.25 a bag, please. No, it's not us, the government is making us do it
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(391)
 
(Westword)
 
 
 
Coors shortens brewery tour... they never showed you the peeing horses anyway
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Prepare to have your reality violated." There are storm chasers, and then there are "storm chasers" who appear to have hood-mounted mortar rockets installed on their monster truck
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Intelligent alien life? In my galaxy? It's less likely than you think, says British scientist, going for the alien trifecta
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(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kayak
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WTF? No, really, WTF?
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(203)
 
(Fort Mill Times)
 
 
 
American brewers attempting to create beers with 10% alcohol by volume, called "extreme" in St. Louis and "Belgian" everywhere else
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(348)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
The call from a desperate 16-year-old girl that led to the raid on the Texas polygamists' compound... may have been a hoax. Or, at least that's what defense attorneys are saying
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(288)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you want to own your very own 74-million-year-old baby dinosaur and help out a struggling tribe at the same time, this could be your lucky day
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(38)
 
(WTMJ)
 
 
 
Landlord refuses to let man out of lease for apartment where his fiancee was murdered. After all, it will be tough to find another tenant. HWF, W/D, you can barely notice all the blood
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(113)
 
(american chronicle)
 
 
 
"Are we covertly being colonized by aliens?"
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(289)
 
(nwa news)
 
 
 
Don Ray Walton, from the Orion star system, says that within the next four years, humans will be offered salvation from representatives of 143,999 alien races
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(167)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
New Smart Car design unveiled for the American market. Honk your horn, and flip the bird to the 17 foot Smaaart
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(194)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Man proposes in interesting way. News: Proposes using crossword puzzle. Fark: Crossword puzzle editor has girlfriend?
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(46)
 
(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
Army sets up "Virtual Army Experience" battle simulation video game featuring six full size humvees at Six Flags in an attempt to recruit new players for IraqBox Live
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(172)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
American Airlines returns all MD-80's to service. Nothing to worry about. Everything is just fine. You can trust them. When would an airline *ever* skimp on safety?
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(76)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FDA issues salmonella warning to the three people in the U.S. who still eat Malt O Meal
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(89)
 
(J.D. Talley)
 
 
 
Apparently getting a couple of friends together and dancing quietly to your iPod at midnight at the Jefferson Memorial gets you a face plant in the concrete then a trip to detention courtesy of the US Park Police
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(594)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Berwyn's Spindle, a shish kabob of cars made famous by 'Wayne's World' is up for sale on eBay to make room for a new Walgreens
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(73)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
US Government plans to crack down hard on eBay, Craiglist, and Army-Navy stores everywhere
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seven states introduce legislation to lower drinking age to 18. What could possibly go wrong?
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(266)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jerry Zucker is dead. Surely you can't be serious
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(186)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guess the cereal from the haiku
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(93)
 
(Some Monk)
 
 
 
Photoshop this medieval manuscript. Difficulty: No FSM
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(44)
 
(Some Fairy)
 
 
 
Caption this pleasant conversation
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(61)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The millipedes are coming. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(90)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study of nursery food reveals that too much fruit and veg will stunt growth. Your kid wants steak
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(145)
 
(Marin IJ)
 
 
 
Not news: man consumes a variety of drugs. News: begins ramming other vehicles in his car. Fark: claims it was an "experiment" for Area 51 and the cure for AIDS
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(44)
 
(FanHouse)
 
 
 
CBS golf analyst Bobby Clampett learns that when referring to golfers, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please
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(330)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah farmer to buy fresh underwear after his tractor flips, hangs off side of a bridge
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coolest pic of a German mine from World War II being blown up on a tourist beach you'll see in the next 26 minutes
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(61)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In refreshing change of pace, fashion magazines are Photoshopping images of skinny models to make them look fatter than they really are (pics)
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(207)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If your wife can't provide you a child, you can always swap her for a goat
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(28)
 
(Columbian)
 
 
 
Bad: You fall and break your leg. Worse: It's a 100-foot fall. Fark: Into a volcano. Happy ending, though
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(42)
 
(My Fox Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Your 64-year-old female roommate washing glasses improperly? That's a stabbin'
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(29)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high dive
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(42)
 
(WOWT)
 
 
 
Robbery attempt snuffed out by two cans of chewing tobacco
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You never want to accept a package of marijuana that's hand-delivered by the police (w/ "Buttsecks?" mugshot)
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(65)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
In Maine, it is now a Class C felony to view children in a public place
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(310)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Doctor" Phil pays bail for the ringleader of the 8 Florida teens arrested for beating another teenager and videotaping it
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(327)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nothing you didn't already expect, but writer for Lonely Planet series of guidebooks admits he just pulled stuff out of his ass without ever visiting the places he was supposed to be writing about
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(83)
 


Sat April 12, 2008
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Policewoman on administrative leave pending IA investigation files sexual harassment suit, alleging training course demanded she wear make-up & jewelry. Don't they know you can't put lipstick on a pig?
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(69)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
10 years after Britain officially abolished the death penalty for piracy, the Royal Navy are no longer allowed to capture pirates for fear they will claim asylum in England
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(84)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Cofounder of Greenpeace says they're wrong to oppose nuclear energy
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(309)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plane hits house in Compton, CA. American Airlines shrugs, says "you know it wasn't us"
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gargoyles in your neighborhood? That's a lawsuit
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(70)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Someday, girl will realize calling 911 to save mom's life deserved better reward than chocolate-strawberry lip gloss. But as a 4-year-old, she's cool with it... for now
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(78)
 
(Chronicle Telegram)
 
 
 
Burglar takes nothing, but sorts family's mail and leaves a surprise in mom's longaberger basket
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beauteous candy tray
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(62)
 
(Drinking Farkette)
 
 
 
Dallas / Fort Worth Fark gathering surrounding cheap beer - actually *IN* Dallas. Wed, Apr 16, 6:00 PM. Submitter had you at "cheap beer," didn't she? (LGT location)
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(78)
 
(WHO 13 News)
 
 
 
University of Iowa seeks pot smokers for study, will pay participants up to $600
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toronto police chief calls for DNA samples to be forcibly taken from anyone charged with a crime, not convicted of one
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(149)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Drunkards of Gwinnett County: A police blotter in three acts
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(76)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Researchers shocked, shocked I tell you, to discover that people on the 'net aren't all that helpful to suicidal people. Or rather, a wee bit too helpful, as it were
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The worlds 10 funkiest landing strips (with pics)
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(241)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Police camera catches man speeding with car of in-laws, who try to help him avoid ticket by blaming Australian friend, who promptly reports them to the police. The circle of stupid is complete
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(18)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Australian fashion model booted from show not because she was too skinny, but because she's 14, dude. Apparently, some people have a problem with that
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(100)
 
(The Cabin)
 
 
 
Threatening graffiti leads to indefinite shutdown of campus at College of Saint Xavier the Panicky
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(27)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Men's college paper cries foul when their issue featuring sexual positions, chainsaw etiquette and sniper rifle trivia is pulled, while the women's feminist study newsletter on male castration and feminist porn is allowed
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(264)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pilots union takes a break from their busy days of playing poker, watching Oprah and seeing how long it really does take paint to dry to lash out at American Airlines. Could be worse, they could still be at the airport
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(46)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Gol-durned malfunctioning time machine. We're stuck in a losing war, everyone's on drugs, and now the kids are staging sit-ins on campus
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(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China defends its Tibet crackdown by employing the ages-old practice of blaming it on the guys who were getting the snot beat out of them
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I miss meat and blood very much. Not vegetables because they are food for a woman," "the nicest food is croissants," and other excerpts from the diary of a Masai warrior in London
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Life continues to imitate a Stephen King book as officials at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center say, "oops"
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(66)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Qantas pilot accidentally says the secret code word for hijacking. Everyone else in Peewee's Playhouse screams and jumps around
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(85)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Italian woman found murdered in Turkey after trying to hitch-hike to the Middle East to promote peace. "I want to show that I can put my trust in local people"
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(104)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
No surprise: Our "favored nation" trading partner China has been spying on us for years. The surprise is how they've been doing it. Hint: you might want to close that Word doc before reading this
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(223)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Old auto-theft prevention: The Club. New auto-theft prevention: the club
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(60)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Spain arrests 20 for having too much booty
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(55)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
In order to give thanks to the internet for helping diagnose her daughter's illness, mother arranges sponsored pole dancing event
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reflective scene
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(39)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Seventy-nine percent say cheating on taxes is wrong. The other twenty-one percent laugh as they walk into their executive boardrooms and Congressional offices
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(54)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
A story of the surge in popularity of motorcycles in conservative Singapore features the conservative type of news photo we've come to expect from AFP
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
27-year-old teacher gets parents' permission to marry their 17-year-old daughter, forgets that Texas law makes it a felony regardless. Whoops
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(126)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
RFID reader can now ID velocity and location of tags. Heisenberg seen throwing up hands and stalking off in disgust
source: news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
"Exotic dancing has serious artistic value... it's a learned skill, it's creative and it communicates a message through movement." Giggity
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(64)
 
(St. Joseph News-Press)
 
 
 
South Carolina card game takes the phrase "dealer busted" to a whole new level
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(32)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Stroke victim with aphasia becomes unable to communicate in any way, slowly relearns how to speak and write, has her article published in Newsweek. So it's sort of a win-loss for her
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(42)
 
(Record Courier)
 
 
 
Caturday takes a nasty turn as man assaults wife with kitty litter
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(90)
 
(SE Texas Live)
 
 
 
City ordinance prohibits student's pet cat... which weighs 30 pounds and can jump 12 feet in air to catch birds
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(137)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Caption the Dalai Lama in a classic pose
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(104)
 
(KITV)
 
 
 
If you rob a restaurant twice in a row, make sure the local news station isn't there when you try for a third time (video news story)
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
26-year-old Texan takes Miss USA crown. Still no word on who farted, y'all
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(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orazi the ginger tomcat weighs in at 35.2lb, the same as a two-year-old child. He's the cat that got the cream, the cake, the biscuits and all the pies (w/captionable pics)
source: mailonsunday.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(510)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shearing banned at county show because animal welfare activists say clippers harm the sheep
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman allergic to bees thinks that it's probably a good idea to do something about the 60,000 bees living inside her walls
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pirates release 30 hostages off the coast of Somalia, get away with Djibouti
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Swarm of earthquakes detected off Oregon coast. It's coming
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bovine quartet. Difficulty: Animated GIF
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are those endangered iguanas hidden in your hollowed-out prosthetic leg or are you just happy to see me?
source: dailymail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Mr. Ed)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and he doesn't like things that explode with force
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man arrested for selling 14,030 fake Viagra tablets on the Internet, asks judge to go soft on him but gets two years hard time
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(26)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Army captain has laptop stolen right from under him while he enjoys a Big Mac attack. The Sun is there, with helpful picture of a laptop and a Big Mac
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(18)
 
(Courier Times)
 
 
 
Man paints graffiti on his own door, gets fined an entire Rush album
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Apparently Alicia Keys is batshiat crazy
source: ap.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(278)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Customs officers peer into man's underwear and see crack
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One year later, family of Virginia Tech killer are living in darkness, literally
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If social workers come to take away your baby because you're an unfit mother, you're not going to change their minds by flinging your kid at them from across the room. Not that it stopped this asshat
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gas station attendant sets .35 cent gas price accidently at 9:00 A.M. , doesn't notice mistake until 6:00 P.M
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(137)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Today's mugshot round-up brings us some girls you would hit, some requiring eyebleach, two guys under hypnosis, and... Butterbean, is that you?
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(229)
 


Fri April 11, 2008
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School pulls female students out of class and forces them to study alone after they wore "inappropriate" clothing to school. The clothing? Pants (pic)
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(206)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Captured tiger does a Free Willy in India (tag is for the slideshow)
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(40)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
61 year old court reporter takes down violent suspect, then transcribes the audio of the fight. Lawns everywhere sigh in relief (Not safe for work text)
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(77)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Photographer specializes in taking pictures of women with guns (with gallery goodness). Giggity
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(221)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New baby strollers offer chrome trim kit options, teardrop fenders and surround sound, and all for just $3,500. Hell, at that price, why not buy two?
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(76)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft exceeds one million concurrent Chinese gold farmers
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(194)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious award goes to this piece of journalistic excellence "Petrol prices have surged to more than $2 a litre in some places, and filling a 50-litre tank may cost over $100."
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(82)
 
(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
N.C. bank robbery suspect almost got away with it, until he didn't pay the $1.60 train fare in Maryland
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(22)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Chairman of Moosehead Brewery receives the Order of Canada
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(64)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US consumer confidence falls to 26-year low. It needs to lose about 40 lbs, get a few drinks in it, and forget about being rejected by the girl with the prosthesis
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(152)
 
(officer.com)
 
 
 
Police officer suspended when he claimed online to be a "super-trained killer ninja fighter." Rare ninja trifecta now in play
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Olympic torch relay finally finds a part of the world that doesn't give a rat's ass about Tibet
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FLDS members at compound in Texas had plans to use cyanide. Somewhere there's a UFO with its meter running
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(141)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Mexico border fence working surprisingly well.... as a place to prop a ladder
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(129)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The genius teen girls who beat the crap out of a girl and recorded it have their bond doubled in court (with sweet justice)
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(740)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man killed after he lost control of his 2006 Mercedes-Benz convertible, hit several objects including a tree, and was thrown from the car. In his driveway
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(60)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris responds to student 'hit list'. Promptly roundhouse kicks him in the head
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(102)
 
(Some Cereal)
 
 
 
Breakfast cereal now available in delicious Puffed Salmonella flavor
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(48)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
What band have you seen the most times?
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(1288)
 
(Some Svedish Guy)
 
 
 
Photochop a gud yolk
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(44)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The usual suspects ask Marriott to stop offering guests adult movies. Apparently someone is embarrassed by those charges showing up on their bills
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(232)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
 
 
The Clinton campaign fires someone for NOT lying about something
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(292)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Ten things you drooled over in the movies that you can get in real life
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(242)
 
(KSTP)
 
 
 
Taxpayer-funded Islamic charter school in Minnesota finally flies the American flag, which is required of public schools. Director claims he didn't do it for five years before because he couldn't work the rope
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(332)
 
(Party Guy)
 
 
 
Final Reminder: DC Fark Party, 6pm, tomorrow, Saturday April 12 at Carpool in Arlington. LGT venue
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(140)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sure, you might have had some cool field trips in school but did you ever visit a brothel?
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's dad, who created cancer patient assistance programs in honor of his late wife, named one of New York's finest philanthropists
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(120)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Guards at Guantanamo bay have confiscated a Lord of the Rings screenplay from a detainee, presumably to prevent him from creating an unstoppable army of Uruk-Hai
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(138)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Need some money? Sell fake crack to old folks
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(39)
 
(Some overused title)
 
 
 
"Hero" kid who saved all the other children on runaway bus now blamed for releasing emergency brake, creating emergency
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of paper currency laced with cocaine ... no wonder it smells so good
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(125)
 
(Asylum)
 
 
 
50 misspelled or mistranslated signs. Submitter is particularly fond of the "This area is infested by bear" sign
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(135)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Study: After years of research scientists have determined that men are attracted to faces that say "one-night stand"
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(581)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD rookies may be underpaid, but nevertheless, robbing a bank is not an approved moonlighting gig
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(19)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
"Hey, watch where you point that 3-D"
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(46)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Fact: Ninjas are mammals. Fact: Ninjas fight all the time. Allegation: 55-year old woman donned Ninja outfit and robbed at least two banks
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(61)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Current value of priest groping is $150,000 per grope, further sign the economy is slowing
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop "It's a cake?"
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(65)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Good idea: avoid jail by paying bail. Bad idea: use counterfeit money to pay for bail
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(21)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a pastor's woman scorned. "He's charming, and he's good at using scripture and gospel to get you to do things you might not want to do"
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
13-year-old boy sustained severe burn blisters to his face after visiting a tanning salon three times in a day. With pic of the blistered fool
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(284)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Five, five hundred and seventy two AA flights canceled today, ah ah ah
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(154)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. But do collect $67,000
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Female priest breaks through the stained glass ceiling, moves upwards and sideways to become Australia's first female bishop
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(82)
 
(VillageSoup.com)
 
 
 
Nothing really prepares a man for marriage like being tasered, handcuffed, hog-tied with duct tape, oiled and feathered, and paraded through downtown strapped to a lawn chair on the back of a flatbed truck (with video)
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(102)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Ex-teacher gets five years in porn case. He would gotten away with if it weren't for those pesky kids rummaging through his drive he left in the computer lab *facepalm*
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(183)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Casing: "Slang. to examine or survey (a house, bank, etc.) in planning a crime." For instance, discovering that a bank branch is cashless prior to attempting to rob it
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(20)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Farkers referred to as "cheeky Astley pranksters" for their part in the Mets Rickroll scheme. The Sun is there
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(103)
 
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man chooses altruism for his 40th birthday and travels to Mexico to search for another family's abducted children. Happy endings? We got 'em
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(75)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Instead of her face, porn star running for city hall puts pictures of her ass on her campaign posters; "I am the derriere of the Socialist party"
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(118)
 
(medicinenet.com)
 
 
 
Research now shows that carrying a few extra pounds may help you live longer. Submitter is damn near immortal
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comb Jelly came before Simple Sponge, promptly fell asleep
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man who won $10 million lottery three years ago now on welfare after managing to spend his windfall at the rate of $10,000 a day, every day (pic)
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(222)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British teen who ordered a taxi gets office furniture instead after demanding "a cab, innit?"
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(85)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We all know everyone has skeletons in their closet, but that doesn't mean you want to find the remains of a woman when you're cleaning out your mom's closet
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World famous Bognor birdman competition cancelled as the Nanny State strikes again. Subby hereby invokes the famous last words of King George V
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(38)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Police conclude that explicit graffiti of "numerous stick people with male sex organs" on elementary school wall is probably not gang-related
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(35)
 
(East Bay Express)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Oakland Street Dealers Store Drugs Up Their Butts". "Under normal circumstances, the anus is a very safe place to hide drugs for a short period of time"
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(46)
 
(KCTV)
 
 
 
Trooper describes being shot nine times: "It hurts like hell."
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(68)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Postal official defends $13,500 steak dinner
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(72)
 
(WTOV)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for telling her trailer trash students they acting like trailer trash, so they'd be treated like trailer trash
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(116)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Design a flag for the Nanny State
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(57)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Woman commits suicide by jumping from third-floor of public library. She must've been reading a Philip K. Dick novel
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(109)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Man lights candles in park gazebo and trees for marriage proposal... Yes. Yes, it did
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(113)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tourism in New Jersey picks up, presumably thanks to unfavorable currency exchange rates in Hell, Purgatory
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(61)
 
(Local 12)
 
 
 
Burglars caught breaking into candy store after police followed trail of candy wrappers to them. With "I need more candy" mugshot
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you had plans to fly American Airlines on Friday, you'd better call Greyhound
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(46)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Artist paints a giant Waldo figure on his roof so you can play "Where's Waldo" on Google Earth
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(58)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Rapper Vanilla Ice arrested
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(261)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you work for JK Rowling, you might get the chance to cover her breast during a cleavage malfunction
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cadbury's Chocolate tries to sue competition for using purple wrappers. Fail
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pet snakes found malnourished in home with hundreds of rats. UR DOING IT WRONG
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(36)
 


Thu April 10, 2008
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
McCain unveils daring new ad campaign aimed at the lolcats demographic
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(127)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man fined $810 for damages caused from argument with girlfriend over which gang their precious snowfizzle should claim
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(141)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet Woody, the bird with a massive pecker that's triple the normal size
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marine accused of killing another Marine after she accused him of rape has been captured in Mexico. Hoo Raa
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(297)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you are missing a baby Zebra, Henry County GA police would like to have a word with you
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption what this Space Shuttle Main Engine installer is telling the person on the phone
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(199)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
And what could be more surprising than the first battallion transvestite brigade?
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(221)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Top 10 pieces of American infrastructure we must repair ASAP or else we all gonna die. Chicago scores two slots
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(285)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blustery blowhard
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(219)
 
(Some Baba Booey)
 
 
 
Artie Lange resigns and walks off the Howard Stern Show, meanwhile someone over there is still mining Fark for material without attribution. C'mon guys, one mention a week wouldn't kill you
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(342)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Food riots spread to Haiti, shocking people who didn't realize the country even had food to begin with
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(154)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton prepares fourth Indiana tour. Plans to visit French Lick and then use 69 until he gets off in Marion
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
State department suggests to Jimmy Carter that meeting with a terrorist group that considers America an enemy may not be the wisest decision for an ex-president to make, even one who's borderline senile
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(552)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
In Colorado, you can get a special license plate for your SUV that shows you're committed to ending global warming
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(180)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
20,000 sets of fake hillbilly teeth have been recalled. 18 million sets of real hillbilly teeth are still alive and well in Florida
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(80)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
What's the fastest way to rough sex? Call him by your ex's name
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(446)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Naive woman says her son "isn't a bad kid; he just fell in with the wrong crowd". A crowd that robs people at gunpoint that is. Bonus: The guns they used belonged to mom ("I bought it at Wal-Mart" )
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(156)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After burning through the ozone layer & causing Global Warming, the Olympic Torch sets its sights on sponsors. No wonder people are trying to put this thing out
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(90)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
 
 
Who's hotter: Hannah Montana, Hannitoba Manitoba or Hannicock Bangkok?
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(497)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Inability to tell the difference between a cake and a biscuit will cost the UK treasury £3.5M. Here's a useful hint: One of them is round and delicious, and the other is a lie
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(180)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman hangs upside-down from tree following confrontation at Fort Pierce McDonalds
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 obstacles to killing people that (unsuccessful) murderers never think of
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(590)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
North Texas Tornado Discussion Thread
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(295)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
10 years ago today, Hillary Clinton authored and signed the Belfast Good Friday agreement on Northern Ireland after bravely dodging sniper fire on her way to the conference
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(213)
 
(Jpost)
 
 
 
Ex Israeli PM: "Iran will be the first nuclear state in history against which deterrence won't work, even if the deterrent is nuclear," so let's nuke the bastards. That'll show em
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(745)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State Senator gets a speeding ticket in a school zone the same day that he proposes legislation to increase the fine for speeding in a school zone. Oops
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this googly-eyed seed pod
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(70)
 
(thisisplymouth)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman fakes injury to claim compensation by getting boyfriend to jump on her leg and break it. Fark: caught when police find the footage on his phone
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A Cambridgeshire church has lost its "Spitting Vicar". The English language, however, has gained another euphemism for "Penis"
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(51)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
TSA announces plans to x-ray all cargo on passenger flights, which means everybody's gonna know about that vibrator someone stuffed down inside your shoe
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(115)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
When carrying the Olympic torch, do not pull out a Tibetan flag. "The Chinese security and cops were on me like white on rice, it was no joke"
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(306)
 
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
American Airlines is only going to cancel 900 flights today
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(283)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
So it turns out the reason the escort service phone numbers were still in the high school teacher's name was because she was still "escorting." Won't someone think of the children?
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(188)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You would also think your home is being targeted by aliens if it was hit by meteorites five different times
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(113)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
You're not fully PWN3D until you're Zestfully PWN3D
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(93)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brazil discovers the elusive step 2, auctions off the underpants of a notorious drug lord
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
73-year-old Connecticut man shoots out tires of four ATV riders trespassing on his property. Can't we all get a lawn?
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(205)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
When showing up to court for an assault charge, it's best to leave your 98 bags of heroin at home. Bonus: Suspect has already been the cause of another Fark headline possibly earning the "Double Dumbass Award"
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(64)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Indonesian masseuses padlock their skirts to avoid happy endings
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tetra Pak heir and wife arrested in drug scandal, put in 1x3x6 stackable cells
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(49)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Thief steals hair from manes and tails of miniature horses. That won't get Johnny Fontane his role
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(24)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Moby declares that he would wed Britney Spears without hesitation: "The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her"
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(194)
 
(Salem News)
 
 
 
Ross Perot gets White House to bend the rules for WW1's last surviving vet (and WW2 P.O.W.) to get an Arlington burial
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(155)
 
(WUSA-9)
 
 
 
Things are bad when your car is stolen. Things get worse when your car is ticketed, towed, and released to the car thief. Things become batshiat insane when a collection agency comes after YOU for the ticket money
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A swarm of angry bees teaches the police a thing or two about sting operations
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FCC proposes emergency text messaging system: OMG 911 TRRST ATK GTG
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Death Star contraption
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(35)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
UC Davis ready to turn deadbeat client's account over to collection agency. The client? Clinton's campaign, which has owed them $7,000 since holding an event there in January and hasn't paid a cent since
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks the tough question: Are people ready for an emo Bond?
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(135)
 
(Some Wisconsin paper)
 
 
 
Middle-school principal refuses to throw 7th grade sex-ed teacher under a bus for truthfully answering a student's question about her sexual orientation
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(266)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
42.2 cents of every income-tax dollar you send the IRS goes towards the military
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(499)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 153: "Feel the Heat". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(160)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Organist collapses and dies while playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata at funeral. After his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little farking boring
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(81)
 


Wed April 09, 2008
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man jumps from hospital's 5th floor, immediately re-admitted
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart corporate videos released. Fark: Featuring various senior members of management in drag
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(78)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Honey, good news, I finally found a babysitter. He has experience, and get this, it's free
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(133)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Schoolgirl says she was beaten up over her anti-illegal-immigration poster. School surveillance tape shows her beating herself up
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(221)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
14 year old sues 50 Cent and Universal for pushing "gangsta" life. Told you he was hardcore
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(138)
 
(wben.com)
 
 
 
Katie Couric will soon be leaving CBS News, saddening dozens of shut-ins and comatose patients who can't change the channel
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scottish beaches found to contain more litter and dog crap than actual sand
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(47)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
German man invents the "biggest rideable guitar in the universe". Wheelie?
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(68)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rare live performances by Limozeen
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(105)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Eight Crayola crayons get bizarre new names, including "famous," "best friends," and "super happy"
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man found chained by the neck in the basement of a burning house tells police he was there on his own free will
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Florida lawmakers pass the take-your-guns-to-work law, otherwise known as the Fark-headline-generator-act of 2008
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(193)
 
(phillyburbs.com)
 
 
 
Two NJ teens arrested for hit list that included.....Chuck Norris?
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this next stop: Long Term Parking. The next stop, Long Term Parking
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(57)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida removes bald eagle from endangered species list. Tastes like chicken
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Cyber-terrorists may bring down vital websites..." must be a Mets fan
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(63)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Man pretending to be dentist busted after he's found with dirty dental instruments in his car. Tells cops he was doing dentistry on his friends for extra cash. Bonus: His last name? Sanchez
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(27)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio Supreme Court rules against execution of mentally retarded killer. That sound you hear is every citizen in Texas calling Ohio residents a bunch of pussies
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(410)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Scrambling for Scrabulous: Is it piracy or in the public domain?
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(135)
 
(nbc11news.com)
 
 
 
District Attorney: "Hey can we get that vial of blood we need to prove our case?" Colorado State Patrol: "Sure let me just get it out of the box on the shelves were it's been for months...uh... oh jeez"
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(53)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Man gets drunk, decides to stand in traffic and challenge cars with a bow and arrows
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(85)
 
(The Post)
 
 
 
Female college journalist recounts her failed attempt to use Japanese squat toilet. CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News ponder offering her a job on their investigative newsteams
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(153)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Clinton, Louisiana, officials are upset with a man who mows lawns in his skirt. City officials say it shows too much
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(KYW)
 
 
 
Philadelphia-area police annoyed at claim by "Antipoleez" breath mint that it takes the booze smell off your breath to avoid DUI. Upon viewing mint's name, local English teachers join protest
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(WBBM780.com)
 
 
 
Obama delegate not quitting after "monkey" comment
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Cop pulls over a tipsy nurse, who didn't want to get into the cop car with him. Taserlarity ensues
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of chasing homeless men with a chainsaw, which isn't totally surprising because he did it before back in 1999
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thief allows property owner to copy his license, credit card, vehicle description, and physical appearance. His excuse: "I didn't think anybody lived here."
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(CBS5.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Capture-the-Torch Game underway in San Francisco (live video feed)
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(699)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Perez Hilton files libel lawsuit against fellow gossip blogger. Says his reputation has been ruined by false sex claims
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana students are more interested in Bill's sex life than Hillary's politics, as shown by repeatedly asking Chelsea about it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Famous Farker Adam Savage talks about blowing stuff up
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(WTAM)
 
 
 
Today's sign of the apocalypse: "We are writing 'High School Musical 4'."
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
City worker suspended after asking Hispanic co-workers how much it costs their "people to get across the border these days." Wins appeal based on being Polish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congressional report faults Homeland Security official for covering up Halloween party in which a federal employee in blackface won the costume competition
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(ABC)
 
 
 
This just in: the Olympic torch is causing global warming ALL BY ITSELF
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(222)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda leader dies in Pakistan, possibly of hepatitis. Local goats, sheep will now be subject to blood tests
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(NBC24.com)
 
 
 
How would you punish an attorney who faked her own kidnapping shortly after scamming a family of a murder victim out of his insurance benefits? How about a $300 fine and 40 hours of community service
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(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia Lawmakers: "We have a great idea. Let's allow people to bring guns into public places." Georgia Businesses: "You're kidding, right?"
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Not news: Student lies on his application to Yale. News: Student is accepted, enrolls, and gets a full-tuition scholarship. Fark: His scam was brought to light when he was outed by his estranged gay lover
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five jobs and the surprising salaries they make. Bonus: Astronomers make the most $95,740 a year, U.S only has 1,700 of them
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Given: Old people fall down. Given: There are more old people today than ever before. Conclusion: We need a multimillion dollar study to determine why more old people are falling down
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(CBS)
 
 
 
In case you missed it last night, here's George Takei singing " On the Road Again"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Pentagon will be issuing hand held lie detectors to troops in Afghanistan. It's not perfect but it comes with a free trip to Guantanamo bay even if you're found to be lying
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Recently-resigned politician believed so much in the Patriot Act, he wired his house to videotape ALL of his encounters with male prostitutes
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Federal investigation concludes that either Lieberman's website was a POS or he crashed it on purpose. Silver lining: Joe Lieberman has finally lied about something that did not result in the death of American troops
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Every now and then an invention comes along which genuinely makes you wonder how the human race has survived without it. This is not that invention
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dell breaks some guy's laptop and in return sends him a replacement full of pubic hair
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(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
If you are going to give up your job as an "escort" to become a high school teacher, remember to remove your name from the escort service phone numbers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee puts up mysterious countdown clock on his website. What could it be for? VE
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(215)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Nerf gun causes college campus lockdown
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(nbc10)
 
 
 
Scam leaves 3 families moving into the same house....well, this is awkward
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New bra makes 'backless' a reality for the womens with the bigguns
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Forget the war, recession and housing crisis. Congress works on the imprortant issues like a bill to protect blind people from hybrid cars
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(Some Cheerleader)
 
 
 
It has begun: Parents of teenage girl beaten for fun by cheerleaders are calling for the end to internet videos
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Who among us hasn't associated Phillips 66 gas station with our girlfriend being possessed by the devil, then lead police on a 90-mile debris-throwing chase, ending with punches and a tasering?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Michelle Malkin is heroically leading the charge in the boycotting of Absolut vodak in response to their Islamohomomexicofascist identity politics. She's like the Rosa Parks of the disproportional outrage movement
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(ABC)
 
 
 
"We need more white people" and other fun things you hear at an Obama event
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(210)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Annoyed by the teen next to you, blabbing away on his cellphone, during your train ride home from work? There's now legal precedent in NY saying that you may 'lightly' assault him without fear of consequence
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(nbc11news.com)
 
 
 
If you go to the mens room to hide try to get something good first
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teacher who had sex with student gets early release. Pun intended
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most popular book in the United States is the Bible. The second most favorite book is "The Lord of the Rings" for men, and "Gone with the Wind" for women. Clearly, Americans love their fantasy and romance fiction
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this yogastress. Yogaster? Yog... screw it. Photoshop this lady doing yoga (54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Stonehenge's true purpose as prehistoric fitness club. Wait, what?
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(123)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Study shows that if someone is having a stroke, the best thing for them is to throw a highly venomous snake at them
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(28)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
So exactly who did authorize the presence of Chinese paramilitary forces on London's streets?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Louisiana Senate shoots down proposal for naming a state cocktail, says "Corruptini" just sends the wrong message
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(BBC)
 
 
 
English village of Lunt considers name change due to persistent graffiti attacks. Citizens of shitterton tell them to grow a pair
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(78)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
American nixes about 850 flights for more inspections, not expected to significantly worsen preponderance of delays
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal employees use their government credit cards to buy lingerie, booze, and steak dinners. Look at it this way: Now we know at least some taxpayer dollars are being put to good use
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
AP Government textbook written by former Bush administration faith-based initiatives director and a "Ronald Reagan Professor" found to have glaring errors
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(290)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We didn't realize that a bobblehead isn't an accurate depiction of the Pope
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(35)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man posing as ESPN college basketball analyst arrested for offering high school students college scholarships if they set him up with teenage girl. Double-bonus: Brought his 10-year-old son along
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Speaking of Ramen glory,...submit your perfect ramen recipe
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cow preserved in formaldehyde, one of artist Damien Hirst's most famous works, ran into an unlikely obstacle on its way to a Tokyo museum: Japan's import ban on British beef
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(31)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Caption this picture of Hillary the scientist
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(135)
 
(Foundry Music)
 
Video
 
Jesse Ventura debates the 9-11 Conspiracy Theory... poorly
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Former Japanese PM pops up at "World Ramen Summit" to tout ramen as universal treat. Forever and ever, ramen
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"I'm a FiOS customer myself, and I have to call every month because the bill is wrong. I'm on the phone with these people for an hour every time I call - and I am 'these people.'" -- Verizon employee
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Best headline of the day: "Seedy Gonzales jailed in lesbo sperm swindle." The Sun? There
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Brazilian government has opened a new condom factory that is "aimed at providing livelihood to hundreds of Brazilian rubber tappers." Well, it's a growth industry
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Old folks "WANT TO ROCK" The grandkids say "they are hip." At their age, all they heard was "someone broke a hip"
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(45)
 
(NBC5chicago)
 
 
 
Bad: cops knock on your motel room door after smelling marijuana. Worse: you're a principal caught drinking, smoking, and watching pr0n with a 16-year old girl... and her younger sister
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(166)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredients: a turtle, a potato and the color white
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(33)
 
(Beijing 2008)
 
 
 
"People along the Torch Relay route have extended the flame a warm welcome and the relay is proceeding successfully as planned," reports China's official Olympics website
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(Komo)
 
 
 
As god as my witness, I thought turkey hunters could fly
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(46)
 
(Capital)
 
 
 
Truancy program delayed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Session and Recession are in a boat. Session has fallen out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I was given a young man's heart - and started craving beer and Kentucky Fried Chicken. My daughter said I even walked like a man
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Tue April 08, 2008
(630 WLAP)
 
 
 
La Niña + Global warming = Global Cooling for 2008 according to the UN. Al Gore also stays cool, while moving weather monitoring equipment closer to A/C exhausts
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(Gimundo)
 
 
 
Man survives 5 days in Manitoba wilderness because of skills learned on "Survivorman." Would have gotten there faster if he had watched Bear Grylls
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(197)
 
(Red and Black)
 
 
 
White University of Georgia student probed by FBI for appearing to be a Middle Eastern terrorist hell bent on blowing up chicken plants
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(129)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man left down in dumps after accident at landfill
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
1/4 of the population of Alabama still trying to impose their morals on the other 3/4
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
California to criminalize filling metallic balloons with helium. "Repeat offenders could be charged with misdemeanors."
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina victim lost 2500 square foot home to storm; wants you to help pay for his new million dollar home; thanks
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(136)
 
(WTMJ)
 
 
 
If you're lost on your way to your first day of work at the nuclear power plant, it's probably best not to mutter that you hope you don't blow the place up. Someone might misunderstand you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: woman foils burglary attempt. Sorta News: she chases him down and forces him to pick up dropped loot. Fark: she captures him with an ice scraper
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(11)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Police find huge marijuana plants in burning house. (With pic of REALLY happy cops posing with the plants)
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(94)
 
(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL who threw himself on grenade in Iraq is posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor at White House
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(316)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
The dangers of being a TV news reporter: Angry wrestlers, weather, motorcycles, drunk people, horses, dogs, cats, planes, pies and grape stomping
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(154)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
We have an APB on a white semitrailer with blue lettering reading "Great Taste of a True Pilsner Beer" making frequent bathroom breaks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dubai's crown prince pays $2.7 million for beauty pageant contestant, and boy is she a beautiful dromedary
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The pope recognizes the damage of the clergy sex crisis, and will be addressing this when he comes to America next week (hopefully not as a sex tourist)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pried from his cold dead hands. The bidding is now open for Charlton Heston's gun
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(338)
 
(Some Blue Suiter)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Design a new seal for the United States Air Force (LGT current seal)
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(107)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
In the future, Houstonians will no longer have unsightly billboards obstructing their gorgeous view of strip malls, Wal-Marts and Asian massage parlors
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(274)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CBS to CNN newsgathering operations, DO NOT WANT
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(35)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mets get Rick Roll'd: The video
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"This one time, at band camp, I had a ménage à trois with the band coach and another girl"
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(258)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it is too busy fighting The War on Terror to be bothered answering Congress' questions about just what the hell they think they're doing
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "More Things You Wouldn't Have Thought of" Department: Sexy lingerie for the dead
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(89)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Foreclosed homeowners trash their houses before leaving. We should make sure we bail these people out with our tax dollars
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(498)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Florida strip-club owner has a daughter with a problem (with mugshot explanation of why she doesn't work for dad)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran announces that it has finished its love testing on its advanced flower centrifuges of peace
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(322)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Hookers use sleep-inducing drugs to rob men. News: Using knockout eye drops. Fark: Man "unwittingly ingested the drug after the sex worker secretly applied it to her nipples"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Canadian airline Westjet punks its passengers by telling them that for $12 extra, they could enjoy a sleeper space in the overhead luggage bins. Hilarity ensues
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Aer Lingus and United Airlines announce cunning new partnership. Program name to be announced once giggling subsides
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(82)
 
(The Earth Times)
 
 
 
Enterprising thieves drive off with two kilometers of central reservation barriers from a German motorway
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. food inspectors are recalling 406,000 pounds of frozen cattle heads because the tonsils weren't removed. Because tonsils can really ruin a well prepared cow head
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Energy Dept. now predicts gas will peak at $3.60/gallon in early summer. Submitter sure hopes so, seeing as how he paid $3.79/gallon to fill up yesterday
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(289)
 
(The Southern)
 
 
 
"Due to the size, the elephant was transported back to the Murphysboro Police Department by Express Towing"
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(48)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CBS to outsource its newsgathering to CNN, thus guaranteeing wall-to-wall coverage of missing white chicks on at least two networks
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(76)
 
(WFAA)
 
 
 
Low speed chase ensues just after closing time along busy strip of bars. Suspect is short, has white hair, kept trying to eat the beer cans. With video goodness
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(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eight sex myths you should not believe. As a bonus, circumcision is one of them
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(1041)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Media lovefest with Obama continues: ABC goes to Iraq, finds the three soldiers who support Obama, and then declares military is supporting him for president. That's some fine reporting there, Lou
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(375)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man gets high on meth, puts on a lacy negligee, fishnet stockings, a woman's miniskirt, a sheer white blouse and a long brown wig and heads over to girlfriend's house for some sex. Whoops -- wrong apartment
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(119)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
In his Congressional testimony, Gen. Petraeus is expected to say everything's getting better but we can never leave or change anything and everything wrong is because of Iran, which is exactly what he said last time
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(482)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Eleven men arrested in Central Florida sex sting. Polk County FL trifecta in play. Video highlight: "I thought you guys had to say you were cops"
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(209)
 
(keepMecurrent.com)
 
 
 
At a Maine high school, students will be required to complete 40 hours of community service, 10 hours a year, to graduate. "I don't think we should have it at all. We have enough to handle"
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(600)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Vermont's attorney general says police should not give people an extra jolt from a Taser just for fun, but will not face charges if they do
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(Music-news)
 
 
 
Study finds that Coldplay puts you to sleep. Seth Rogen would like to add that it might put your sexuality in question also
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(81)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In order to protest the protest against China, China condemns the condemnation of China
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(117)
 
(wigantoday)
 
 
 
Magazine apologises to food giant after claiming they made swastika-shaped spaghetti for Germans during the war
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(44)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Sect's rights violated for sex-rights violations
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(264)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Today's "student-teacher sex" story brought to you by Austin and high school Spanish class (con foto)
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(129)
 
(Central Florida 13 News)
 
 
 
Hey, let's beat someone unconscious and post it on MySpace
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(369)
 
(Japanorama)
 
 
 
Not news: One of Japan's top bloggers makes regular "meet the fans" tours. News: His website logs 50,000 hits a day. Fark: He's a cat
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(67)
 
(This is Swansea)
 
 
 
Grieving Welsh family loses pub liquor license because of red tape. Locals continue to visit, but now they bring their own beer
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Computer calculates whether women are hot or not based on the opinions of plastic surgeons. WHIR, BEEP, DING. Inevitable answer: Needs fake tits
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(206)
 
(PhotoSig)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shirt
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(60)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Only in Seattle could a man live in a treehouse for years, only to be evicted with two days notice and offered help for a drinking problem he doesn't have
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've been wanting to drink placenta but couldn't get over the placenta-ey taste, you're in luck
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(77)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The IOC will consider scrapping the international leg of the Beijing Olympic torch relay as a result of the anti-Chinese protests
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A-Rod might have to change positions while Derek Jeter's groin heals. Oh, and he may have to play some shortstop, too
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(61)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor wild turkeys will stop the USPS. Wait, scratch that last one
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Blood of Christ won't get you to Bible-study class any faster (with mugshot goodness)
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