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Sun February 24, 2008
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today would have been Abe Vigoda's 87th birthday
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(189)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
What is the sound of one Buddhist monk being swallowed by a lawnmower?
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(106)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Plane lands, gets fixed over two hours, then is allowed to take off again on Interstate 70 (with pic)
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(83)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
How to tell your kid you can't afford her dream college (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The cutest ugly ass orangutan twins you'll see in 40 years (check out second baby pic)
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Putin called "harmful to democracy" in recent poll of Western nations. Shockingly, polls of Russia indicate people love him to pieces. Irony tag deported to gulag
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(151)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
"Nothing is obscure on Fark." Test that maxim by quoting from you favorite obscure movie, book, or song, and see if you can Stump the Farkers
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(2621)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Website that helps people with unwanted pets find new owners was created by an eleven year old girl
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(60)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
If you are reading this on a Samsung P10 notebook computer you might want to get it off your lap
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this riveting scene
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Muslim college students in Australia want universities to cater to their needs by rescheduling classes around prayers and separating men from the women in the cafeteria so men don't get cooties
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(382)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles tap water judged tastiest in world
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(156)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Midwife says she can help women in labor have the "Big-O" instead of the "big ouch" when squeezing out their little snow flake
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(194)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Grandmother starts crusade against Jehovah's Witnesses after they let her grandson die by not allowing blood transfusions. "You are all murderers"
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(463)
 
(NWA Morning News)
 
 
 
Pongo the dog finds way home 17 days after tornado devastates town. Wants GPS navigation system, steak
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(22)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Iraqi interpreter, rebuilding a life in America, enlists as a U.S. soldier
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(195)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cake 1, Man 0
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(149)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Raid - kills bugs dead. And fights off sword-wielding would-be robbers, too
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, a hot 27 year-old woman is given a sentence equivocal to a man's sentence for molesting a 13 year-old. Except she didn't molest him, and now her life is destroyed by a "mandatory minimum sentence" measure
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(266)
 
(Car And Driver)
 
 
 
Honda introduces the Puyo: A soft, seamless, cartoon-like vehicle that glows in the dark and talks to passing pedestrians while stopped in traffic. In other news, welcome to Japan
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(123)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
1. Join South Korean army. 2. Get so stressed out you go bald. 3. Demand government compensation. 4. Profit, big time
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a stunning turn of events, Raul Castro chosen as new Cuban president
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(192)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
12-year old girl saves siblings from fire, gains leverage for when she wants a car
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(17)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Not news: Driver just can't wait to get his order at the Pancake House One, uses the drive-thru window. Fark: Pancake House One doesn't have a drive-thru window. Or at least didn't
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(23)
 
(Star)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightley's cheeks, Jessica Simpson's long blonde hair and Angelina Jolie's lips = Perfect Woman
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(555)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: To celebrate the 100th anniversary of train service between NY & NJ, PATH will allow passengers to ride free on Monday. Bad: Last stop, Newark
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(40)
 
(Some Reflective Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reflective river
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(60)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Candidate for worst cartoon product licensing of the year: The Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer. Wrong on sooo many levels
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(128)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This is Miami. People have sloths and leopards and God knows what else"
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(29)
 
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
No matter how drunk you are, it doesn't give you free license to urinate in front of the police station in the middle of the afternoon
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman brings a beer to a knife fight...you can see where this is going
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(30)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Swedes are angry about the penis. Penis
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(63)
 
(KETV)
 
 
 
Four-year old shows cops how to smoke marijuana. With "Get her the hell outta here, Lance" mugshot
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He jumped onto the car and held on as his girlfriend wove along Route 202 with the car's air bag inflated. She eventually stopped the car and hit him with it
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(38)
 
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ralph Nader announces presidential bid on 'Meet the Press'
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(1116)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
IRS audits 7-year old for $60,000 in back taxes
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(61)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Woman leaves her autistic son alone at airport, finds him again in central Stockholm with millions in blackjack winnings. Rainman
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Skier survives massive Alaska avalanche, promptly stutters, "T-t-t-a-a-a D-d-d-d-a-a-a"
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(26)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
News: Fraud prevention expert accused of embezzlement. Fark: Again
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(15)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Liquor store employee tries to turn $1600 cash deposit into big Bingo winnings. Game over B-4 she knew it
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(30)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
On the day of the 80th annual Academy Awards, the top 10 films which should have won an Oscar but didn't
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(448)
 
(theMaineedge.com)
 
 
 
When the cop asks if there is any pot in the car the answer should be yes or no. He already knows that there shouldn't be any. (last story)
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Need a belly laugh to brighten your day? Ahmadinejad says U.S., allies should 'apologize' for sanctions on Iran
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(106)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother of the year to 3 year old daughter at Valentine's Day party: "If you don't stop doing what you were doing I'm going to throw you in the trash can. No, seriously, I'm going to throw you in the trash can."
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(122)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida DUI Rehab Director arrested for .336 DUI
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(94)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House announces domestic wiretaps are back on. So remember citizens, in God we trust, everyone else we monitor
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(168)
 
(Some Educated Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this school
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(54)
 
(Some Sculptor)
 
 
 
Some of the coolest paper sculptures you'll see in the next 26 minutes
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest thing to offend Muslims: Doritos
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(330)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gates: Military assaults will not solve problem of terrorists. Now they tell us
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(46)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of courts of courts
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(49)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Government report says only 1 in 4 know symptoms of heart attack, which include shortness of breath, pain in ... "Ack"
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy, 16, has sex with girl, 13, and now is a registered sex offender for life. In the complex process of determining guilt and innocence, lives often hang in the balance
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(614)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
According to NASA, there are now 9,000 pieces of orbiting junk including pliers, cameras, rocket launchers, a glove and over 200 dead satellites. Fred Sanford enroute
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Sat February 23, 2008
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
"Punch it, Chewie" - Shih-tzu saves owner's life by administering Heimlich maneuver. Laugh it up, fuzzball
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(64)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee gets pysched up for his appearance on "Saturday Night Live" tonight by hanging out with Focus on the Family founder James Dobson
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(122)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Homeless man calls 911, asks to go to jail. Refused. Calls again. Arrested for abusing 911 service. Finally finds place to sleep
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(81)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Who knew that hiring a woman could be so complicated? Handy guide from 1943 on handling the emotional minefield that are female employees
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(241)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flower
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(72)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man survives getting run over by a 76 car freight train, taken to hospital with non-life threatening injuries. After being pulled from under the second engine, police note the man "smelled of alcohol."
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The bride wore a tramp-stamp
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(535)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sports Bar has its sights set on getting in the Guinness World Records book with its 150-pound burger. OM NOM NOM NOM
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(44)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Cop chickens out of paying a poultry sum at Buffalo Wild Wings, finds himself eating crow after being fired for his fowl deed
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(56)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Philippe Daniel opens a slim briefcase so buyers can glimpse his wares, then snaps it shut with a wary glance over his shoulder. Daniel is not dealing in contraband but in truffles"
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If it weren't for YouTube, a man wearing a little black dress and a pearl necklace would be unlikely to get a question in for the leader of the Spanish opposition. No one expects the Spanish Opposition
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Report discovers that History exams are harder than Geography exams, Chemistry is tougher than Biology, and Media Studies is slightly more difficult than finding your arse with both hands
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(109)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Yes, walking into a crowded college lecture hall carrying a wooden stick and a leather whip will get you arrested. With a "I was just released from a 18-month mental health commitment" mug shot
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Problem: State law prohibits using red-light camera to issue traffic tickets. Solution: Call them "civil infractions" instead. All in the name of safety, of course
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(125)
 
(College Humor)
 
 
 
The newest weapon for DOOM isn't a portal gun. It's 1000 times better
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest panorama of the overview of Springfield in the Simpsons intro you'll see all day
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Medical Association last week: Bars need to close earlier because the UK is facing a binge-drinking epidemic. BMA this week: Can our headquarters bar stay open 2 hours later? Please? Pretty please with a Zoloft on top?
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your time waster for today - Grid 16
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One police officer nudged another with his van as a prank, spilling the other's tea. He then rubbed tea-soaked towels over the first cop, someone's got eight stitches, people are suspended, and basically, hilarity did not ensue
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
School bus driver arrested for sending sexual text messages to students with a "do not want" picture
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
According to the Serbian government, who's to blame for the rioting and burning of the US embassy? Hint: It has 50 states, the best BBQ, and is bigger than a breadbox
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(154)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Researcher claims he has found the Ark of the Covenant in this "shaggy Ark" story. Don't look at it, no matter what happens
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
People with apostrophes in their names find they cause all sorts of trouble. Oh, for De'Love O'Christ
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
First, it was canned burgers. Now, it's hot dogs from a vending machine
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(56)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Rioters go up 2-0 versus embassies, this is your official eastern European implosion thread
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(134)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Connoisseurs complain newer wines have too much alcohol, confirming what everyone suspected about wine connoisseurs
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google announces a lunar X prize: $30 million for a machine that sends video back from the moon. No word on the prize for a machine that sends back video from a soundstage in Arizona
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(50)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"An addiction to a drug is no different than an addiction to Harry Potter or the Internet or pornography."
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(126)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Heavy storms with hurricane winds sweep southern Sweden, killing 2,000 trees and causing one man to trip and stub his toe
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dwight Howard and his Superman-like slam dunk
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(55)
 
(ocala.com)
 
 
 
Shoplifting, fleeing naked while covered in dirt and leaves and attacking a police dog is no way to go through life, son
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(24)
 
(Some Snowplowing Guy)
 
 
 
That feeling of a light breeze and snow falling on you is nice while camping. Not so much when you're in your living room (w/ vid)
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Countries ranked by life expectancy
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(275)
 
(Tribune Review)
 
 
 
News: Woman convicted of homicide gets life sentence. Fark: for involvement in plot to rob man of drugs, money and weapons, but which only netted clothes, toiletries and $2 in quarters (w/mugshot)
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're sorry we changed your insurance carrier, have some phone sex instead
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After years of bullying and abuse, man finds perfect solution. "Now nobody messes with me."
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(113)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dallas to start ticketing dope-smokers, instead of arresting them. Now if they could only remember their court dates
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(52)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Judge hits insurance company with $9 million judgement for cancelling womans coverage in the middle of cancer treatment, as part of program where employees got bonuses for cancelling coverage
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(192)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Memory man can remember what he had on his burger on a Wednesday in 1965
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(81)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Female city planner caught trading approval of high-rise erections in return for another sort of erection. Penis
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Firm fined for foul Firth Forth filth flow following facility failure, flubbed fix. Finally
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican brides and grooms who get cold feet before walking down the aisle will have to pay their significant other for the inconvenience
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
North Korea detains Russian ship... hmm, this should be good
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(56)
 
(www.wptv.com)
 
 
 
Dumb: Using a taser on your friend while goofing around. Dumber: You're both courthouse deputies on duty. Dumbest: Captured on surveillance video
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man wins £1 million on 50p bet with 8-race accumulator. Yes, that's 2,000,000:1 odds. Lucky bastard
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Garfield, but without all the Garfield
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(164)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Arizona firefighters trained for possible UFO invasion? Proof inside official training manual
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Saudis arrest guys for "wearing indecent clothes, playing loud music and dancing in order to attract the attention of girls." New Jersey needs this law
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French president wants French cuisine declared a world heritage item. Because nothing says "world heritage" like assorted sauteed garden pests covered with garlic and runny melted cheese
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(116)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It's that time of year: The running of the Bridezillas. With an entire slideshow of scary pics
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(230)
 
(EITB24)
 
 
 
Moroccan jailed over impersonating prince on Facebook
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bride-to-be suing groom-not-to-be after running away with another woman-soon-to-be. During the wedding vows
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(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Meatloaf the cat discovered in storage container after three week cross-country trek. To be flown home to Florida just in time for Caturday
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(627)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Your pee-pee hurts because of your filthy pets, not Craigslist. Penis
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(52)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Theme: You are what you eat. Photoshop the consequences of taking in too much of your favorite food or drink. (LGT example under "Health Effects")
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(43)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer lists 70 reasons why he shouldn't get death penalty, including that he was a good athlete and sucked his fingers as a child
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(56)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Airways offering free, two-week, anywhere in the world vacations to passengers who survived a crash of one of its jets last month. Yeah, like they just can't wait to get on a plane again
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Remember the British guy who won the lottery and it was revealed he could die at any minute because of a heart condition? He almost did, but now is going to be fine. Money changes everything
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(37)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Problem: your transit system has a declining budget. Solution: raise fares and give the CEO a 10% ($24k) raise and $10,000 bonus
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(69)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada runs out of salt to put on its roads this winter. Good thing it never snows in Canada in February. Or March. Or April
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(74)
 
(Diphenhydramine)
 
 
 
Teens overdose on Benadryl, doctor blames "the Internet." Because nobody ever heard of Benadryl before the Internet came along
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(111)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Massive new telescope to scour universe for signs of alien life, streetlights
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(37)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Guy fined 32 times for refusing to wear a seatbelt. Decides to install a fake one in his car. Finds out the hard way that it doesn't work like a real one
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Founder of the company that makes Enzyte could be facing 20 years of research on natural male enhancement. Smiling Bob approves
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(131)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'm sorry I cut off that guy's penis, my bad. Penis
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(42)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Defendant on trial for killing another man uses the "coming right at me" defense. Yes, that's an actual quote
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(70)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know who else painted Disney characters during the Second World War?
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, every single jail cell in England was full last night
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(68)
 


Fri February 22, 2008
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who builds up "freakishly" large amounts of static electricity in her body has destroyed 55 appliances just by touching them and can't ever use a computer (w/ shocking pic)
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(201)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman has her kids taken away for five years after asshat doctor mistakes cancer for child abuse, calls social services
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(119)
 
(KUAM)
 
NewsFlash
 
If a B2 Stealth Bomber crashes at Anderson AFB are there any witnesses?
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(341)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Conceited HUD secretary loves himself so much he plasters self portraits all over Federal Building's lobby (with video of bizarre shrine)
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(32)
 
(Lohud.com)
 
 
 
Man sitting in his car decides to light up a smoke, discovers the hard way that the acetylene tank in his trunk was leaky
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(42)
 
(Halon Colider)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazy physicist and his sidewalk-chalk drawn formula
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(95)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Guido pics confound London Times. It thinks they may be eastern European
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(161)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Any pressure group wishing to draw attention to something - child abuse, repetitive-strain injury, dangerous dogs, etc - says there is an 'epidemic' of it. Epidemic is a word that can frighten publicity-conscious politicians."
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Looking for some thrills? The occasionally interactive big cat exhibit at the San Francisco zoo just reopened
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(56)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
Weeners
 
Chicago-area fourth graders' field trip is ruined by a naked guy masturbating while driving next to their bus. In his defense, their school is called Wood View Elementary
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(995fm.com)
 
 
 
Today's dumbass teens arrested for using MySpace for threats brought to you by New Orleans: We'll take "all our guns and go in and kill everyone" at area mall
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(Some Blog)
 
 
 
Hottest Chicks of the 80's make you: Dream a little Flamingo Kid in the Valley of Wierd Science when the night of the comet makes you feel like a nerd who would be better off dead than joining the police academy to be a Beverly Hills cop
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(262)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun's weekly mugshot roundup starts off with hittable goodness, then it gets weird
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(306)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Two bank tellers help themselves to $1.2 million of customers' money. Would have gotten away with it if not for computers, cameras, and customers who know how much money they have
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different. A school bus on skis
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(60)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
 
 
Dick Durbin and Chuck Schumer living together: The Odd Couple on Capitol Hill
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(117)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Over 300,000 New Zealanders sign petition for the right to smack the living crap out of their children
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(344)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until some drunk breaks out a taser at his mother's birthday party
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arizona to become the "Persian Gulf of Solar Energy." Hopefully one with fewer explosions
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(109)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Golden glove boxer arrested for fighting with his girlfriend tries to fight arresting deputies. With guess-who-lost mug shot goodness
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Historic hotel owned by successful romance novelist trembles under the turgid force and musky heat of explosion rocking its lower extremities
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(ABC)
 
 
 
SMU finally agrees to host Bush Presidential library, White House immediately starts transferring all the coloring books he has finished
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(191)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man carrying dog skull, sword, knife and Molotov cocktail prompts call
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(70)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
Cat goes missing while carpenter is fixing wall. I think you can see where this is going
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(138)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
NewsFlash
 
Plane with landing gear trouble to cra-- uh, land at Miami airport. Gets full, second by second update on CNN, who hasn't had a good plane crash footage in six and a half years now
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(164)
 
(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
Man claims he is 24's Jack Bauer and rams car because driver was a terrorist
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(58)
 
(FamilyTalk?)
 
 
 
You know those "how's my driving?" stickers you see on commercial vehicles? Well now douchey parents can put them on their kids' cars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Should your car break down after a hard day of shoplifting, steal a nondescript vehicle, such as a fire truck, to complete your escape (w/ pic of the criminal mastermind)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man and wife have argument over which one is too drunk to drive. Man gets behind wheel and accidently runs over wife. That answers that
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(41)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
In honor of it finally snowing this winter, NYC Mayor offers New Yorkers free hot chocolate and free sled rentals. And, even better, alternate side of the street parking is suspended
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wanted: Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager. Position expected to be vacant again in 9 months. And in 18 months. And in 27 months...
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Crack HAZMAT team assembled to recover the remains of shot-down satellite that absolutely did not contain any nuclear weapons, no matter where on earth it impacts
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Denver debates whether providing condoms in public schools will lead to promiscuity, because nothing makes sex more irresistible to a teenager than sex with free condoms
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(116)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man tapes knives to hand "Wolverine-style" to attack police
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(78)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
"Thank you for calling the city purchasing department. Our mayor is a complete moron"
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(45)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Two girls banned from flying on Southwest Airlines say are they being mistreated because they are too pretty. Guess it has nothing to do with acting like jackasses on the plane. With 'you decide' video
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Embassy workers in Serbia ordered home. Estimated lifespan of new Belgrade bridges reduced drastically
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(139)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Conservative media attacks New York Times, because after all THEY would never, EVER run a smear against a Democratic candidate. Next on Fox: Obama wants illegal aliens to eat your mother
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Having a cat lowers your heart attack risk, but raises your die-alone-among-47-cats risk
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(101)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Next plague likely to come from wildlife in poor tropical country. QUICK SOMEONE CUT FLORIDA LOOSE
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
There aint no party like a Mugabe house party
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Advertise a product that no one would ever want
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(177)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
A man a plan a Korean a canal Lana can a er ok anal. Panama
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(125)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Six-year old girl is pecked by a swan, demands to know whose swans they are. Mother tells her the swans belong to the Queen, girl fires off angry letter. Bonus: Queen sends her back an apology
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Limerick leads Ireland for divorce / It's unclear what exactly's the source / It seems a disaster / That the rate's gettin' faster / It's the children who lose out, of course
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(46)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Problem: Hayden Christensen's performance in Jumper. Solution: Video game contains no Hayden Christensen. (Sponsored Link)
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(143)
 
(KOB TV-4 News)
 
 
 
Woman who gambled away husband's $80 of gas money robs gas station to make up for loss (w/scary mugshot)
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(55)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Noithing says "thanks" quite like burglarizing the couple who helps free your car from a snowbank
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(65)
 
(Tech Digest)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson owners get their own social network, with photos of big beards and big bellies a-plenty. And that's just the women
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(185)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Adverts for webcam strippers aren't news when you see them on the internet. When you see them in a London job centre, that's another story
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(36)
 
(Omaha)
 
 
 
Early front runner for mother-of-the-year award photoshops her teenage daughter's head onto porn images
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(240)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
There is no evidence that the Boston firemen who died last summer were drunk or on drugs, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount which we chose not to look at
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guide to words used regularly in journalism that no one ever says in real life
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(150)
 
(dailytimes.com.pk)
 
 
 
Russia starts work on $6 million UFO centre. SHADO to continue interceptor launches till further notice
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman on the verge of death comes out of coma after her husband gives her a good tongue lashing
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(599)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
After much research on the subject of why kids play, top researchers have come to the conclusion that it's because playing is fun. Next up: why people go to work -- is it to earn "money"?
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(225)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Group of schoolchildren discover dead body on their lunchbreak. Unforunately there were only three of them and they had no dog, so they're leaving the case to the police
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
You would think that a person wouldn't mount a loaded, cocked assault rifle on the wall. Then again, you wouldn't expect a rifle mounted on the wall to go around shooting people, either
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(147)
 
(Leamington Spa Courier)
 
 
 
Dog on walk disappears for nearly two hours, returns bathed, blow-dried and styled; owner believes it was either dognapped by aliens or fell foul of a "secret dog shampoo army"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Many reminisce about going back to high school, but usually not dressed in wig and schoolgirl uniform
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(73)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. In Rhode Island, the knife can be used like a road
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(55)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Driver tries to pass a car on the road and forgets an important rule of passing: houses have the right-of-way
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(31)
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Man runs from department store with stolen jacket, then wears it when police call him in for an interview
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Country song theme: man loses his truck and his dog. New twist: the man's dog is the one who stole the truck
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
When looking for a surefire way to win your girl's heart back, should you try: A) flowers, B) an honest, emotional letter, or C) shooting her fiance's testicles off during their wedding?
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(170)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Please remove all intravenous drips from your arms before operating motor vehicles
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man makes it easy for judge by showing up to DUI hearing with BAC of .35
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(56)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man arrested for sneaking hacksaw into metal hospital. It didn't miter that he was trying to help them cope
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former mayor sentenced to two months in jail for stealing city funds, with which he bought a refrigerator, women's underwear, hair dyes, and a Darth Vader voice distorter. The dumbass is strong with this one
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(41)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Top 50 children's books of all time. "You're The Reason Daddy Drinks" inexplicably absent
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(363)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Turkey army launches land offensive into Iraq. This can only end well
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(287)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Celebrities Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Madonna are among hundreds of patrons of a New York bar being urged by New York health officials on Thursday to get a Hepatitis A vaccination after a bartender was found to be infected. PUNK'D
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(47)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Grotesquely obese man doesn't understand all the fuss after he called fire crews four times in a week to help him stand up. "Sometimes I slide to the floor in my living room, and it's hard to get back up," he explains
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(277)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's desperate campaign staff open phone helpline where supporters can call in with ideas on how to beat Obama. No doubt you've got a few, thread voting enabled
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(456)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this competitor
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(69)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass red panda born in Brooklyn (pic)
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daytime dozing may be warning sign of stroke, heart attacks, guys with razor-sharp claws
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(42)
 
(KXII)
 
 
 
Woman torches city building because she's "tired of looking at it"
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hearse clamped by parking wardens while on way to funeral, luckily the passenger wasn't in any hurry to get there
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sixteen year old Argentine girl has triplets. Again. Making seven in all
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(117)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix's Sheriff Joe Arpaio personally ends armed standoff by convincing gunman to give up. Fark: Gunman is 91 years old, on oxygen, and confined to a wheelchair
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One coroner says second autopsy reveals Drew Peterson's third wife was murdered after fourth wife goes missing almost five months ago
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(46)
 
(WWL-TV)
 
 
 
Mayor of New Orleans loses his damn mind, makes on-camera threat to meet TV news director "out in the parking lot having a good one on one"
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(98)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Toddler's Elmo Knows Your Name doll becomes possessed by Satan, makes death threats against Captain Kirk
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Plane crashes in the Andes. Searchers drop charcoal, barbecue sauce and copies of"To Serve Man" in area
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(39)
 
(Some Cop Killer)
 
 
 
Labelling your shotgun shells "for cops" may not help you in court when pleading not guilty to attempted murder
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(21)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson's girlfriend leaves the hospital after a 10-day stay recovering from a fall. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(51)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida landlord offers 25% discount for renters who just say no
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The newly turfed-out conservative party in Australia brings a life-size cardboard cutout of the Prime Minister into Parliment. Then it gets really, really stupid
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(31)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Man waits turn in line, robs bank"
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(19)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Article mentions horses and facials, yet is completely SFW. Sorry
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(53)
 


Thu February 21, 2008
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horrible mutant lovecraftian lemon
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(115)
 
(KSFY)
 
 
 
Before: "My landlord is going to be so excited when I tell him I solved the frozen pipe problem once and for all."
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(100)
 
(WTNH - CT)
 
 
 
"Surveillance photos show a robber that walked into a Subway and pulled out a rock"
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nevada earthquake only causes minor injuries, negligent damage, aside from demolishing historic 140-year-old brothel. Guess God doesn't support single moms after all
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Huffington Post journalist meekly points out that Obama might not be perfect. Enraged mob en route with torches, pitchforks
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(860)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman "loses" wedding ring in the snow, at her home. If only there was a process to adjust the internal energy of a solid substance to a specific temperature until it changes to a liquid phase. If only
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(75)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans have reached such a state of deranged fever that their ads in favor of unlimited government power are now shot for shot remakes of "24"
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(552)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Montana hints at secession should SCOTUS rule against gun rights in Heller case. Let submitter be the first to say, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodbye
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(410)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Wolves have been removed from the Endangered Species List. Your dog says those damn sheep in the back yard are on their own
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(72)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's pitbull attack story comes from Sydney, Australia. Bonus: it was eventually killed by a carpenter with a nail gun
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(210)
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
"An order of ice cubes, soda and cut fruit with a side of naked ladies ought to fit under Boulder's definition of restaurant"
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just what I wanna be thinking in class: Stay awake, stay awake, stay awake... OMG I SHOT ME
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(314)
 
(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
Test-Prep Company : College Board :: Lawsuit : ________
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(127)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
RIAA training video: Music piracy is a gateway to drug dealing and terrorism
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(220)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
City starts fining parents whose little snowflakes break a law or violate curfew. The ACLU is there
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(129)
 
(Valleywag)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons's lawyer confirms sex tapes, love handles are authentic. With cease and desist goodness. LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY
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(240)
 
(Skybox Imaging)
 
 
 
Did New York Times executive editor Bill Keller have an affair? In other news, you don't have to provide any evidence as long as you're "just asking questions"
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(162)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry will send you a prize if you get a colonoscopy
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(114)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
And now, the latest issue to radically divide the public and polarize the opinions of many: guyliner
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(260)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Raeding and math are mour impourtent then the other three subjecks; social studys, sciance, art, and musik
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(179)
 
(Breitbart.tv)
 
 
 
It's bad enough the Kosovo protesters torched the US embassy, but did they have to moon the news cameras? NSFW
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chopper carrying Senators Kerry, Hagel and Biden makes emergency landing in Afghanistan. Kerry submits application for Purple Heart by Blackberry before rotors stop spinning
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(419)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Weather in Kentucky has forced the closing of the Jim Beam distillery. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(103)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
After being banned from a local mall, teens plan boycott of said mall. Yeah, that'll teach those store owners
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(268)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Steven Wright found guilty of killing five hookers. Why do they call them that if they don't even fish?
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(188)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
♫ Take a little trip. Take a little trip. Take a little trip with me-ee. ♫ But not not on this bus. Low rider's hanging pants got her kicked off
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(106)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Alien Sex Offenders Being Deported from VA." I want to believe
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rioters attack a US Embassy in a country you can't find on a map
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(332)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Not news: Boy, 13, describes principal as child molester in fake MySpace profile. News: Kid gets expelled. Fark: Young parodist files federal lawsuit claiming his free speech rights have been violated
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(229)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Rural cops seize 180 pounds of pot "worth $2.5 million on the street." Wonder what streets they're talking about
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(179)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Truck has bad luck, gets stuck, chickens run amuck, cluck cluck cluck
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government declares woman dead. Now she's free to do all the things she wanted in life, including find BRAAAAAAAAAINS
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(43)
 
(Some Tfette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sleepy baby
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(94)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Italian scientists have taken advantage of generous EU funding to develop a robot. Who makes coffee. Starbucks surrenders
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(Whambulance)
 
 
 
Police Department anonymously receives golden plaques that exclaim "Congratulations - You're corrupt", vow to find the sender and charge him with felony harassment
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(Cedar Rapids Gazette)
 
 
 
Today's female teacher on male student sex story brought to you by... IOWA. Of course there's a mugshot. Okay, maybe after a few beers
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(172)
 
(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
Just how many cats is too many? According to police: 45
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(90)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Other countries questioning Pentagon's motive for shooting down satellite. Pentagon too busy looking for tissues to wipe itself off to comment
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(236)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hayden Christensen joins celebrities who are fans of pigs. That's all folks
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(96)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson thinks he doesn't have to pay that pesky civil lawsuit in California because he moved to Florida
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
World's oldest post office for sale, in use since 1712; buyer to assume responsibility for two hundred and ninety-six year old mail awaiting delivery
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(41)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Danish tourist killed in Uganda before he could reach the doughnut exhibit
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(68)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Virginia Beach-Norfolk VA area named least stressed of nation's 50 biggest cities. Suck it Chicago, DC, NYC, etc
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(163)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Study shows that women better equipped to remember daily events, and that you don't put down the toilet seat, clean the dishes, make dinner. Dirt bag
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(237)
 
(kten)
 
 
 
The same day an outdoor burn ban was lifted, 50 acres goes up in flames
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(49)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate went "on strike" - leaving four rowdy teenage boys alone in the home six nights a week, checking in on them from a friend's house
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(114)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
MLS plans to announce expansion team for the Philadelphia area. That's Major League Soccer...in Chester...soccer...in Chester...\ˈsä-kər\...\ˈChes-tər\ aka \kə-ˈlä-səl\...\ˈwāst
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(Wilmington News-Journal)
 
 
 
Democratic politicians propose mandatory volunteerism for students. You can work it off at the jumbo shrimp plant or the plastic glass factory
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(368)
 
(Some Bible Thumper)
 
 
 
Matthew Mark Luke arrested for meth posession. John unavailable for comment
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain Campaign angered by report of his relationship with a lobbyist. Also angered by lack of Matlock reruns, high price of gas, kids on lawns
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"My shirt got stuck in my zipper," he said "I don't wear drawers. When I tried to put it back, it was too late." Penis
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Frat boys who do $100,000 damage to motel complain about media coverage: "Nobody ever looks at the good things a person does with their life. But as soon as we make a mistake everyone is incredibly quick to judge us" (pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reuters sets new record for number of scare quotes in one article
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New rape allegations in Japan against U.S. military. Joint Chiefs looking into putting saltpeter in the coffee again
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(237)
 
(The Register Citizen)
 
 
 
Neighbors want tax break for living next to sex offender: Perv proximity discount running at 17 percent
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by CNN, the BBC delivers stroke after loving stroke to the peaceful, freedom-loving Cuban government
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds meet to decide what kind of flu you'll be getting next year
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(53)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Judge orders wrecked car from drunk driving accident to decorate woman's yard as part of punishment. Lawn gnome jammed in wheel well added for extra emphasis
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Maine town gives the recipients of parking tickets the option of giving the money from the fine to buy heating oil for those in need. So go grab that handicap space and do your part for the needy
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(USGS)
 
NewsFlash
 
6.3 earthquake hits northern Nevada. This affects six of you
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(198)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil hits record $101 per barrel on news that: A) Linsday Lohan's boobies are real, B) werewolves rampaged through Manhattan during the lunar eclipse, or C) the Hoff still rocks it as Knight Rider
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's arctic islands hit by "strongest earthquake in Norwegian history." All seven residents were startled, as were several moose
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(58)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee may impose $50 fine for texting while driving. In related news, T-Mobile has been doing that for years
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
Video
 
Fresh outta rehab, Mary Carey wants to see Britney naked. Well, that's one person
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(83)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Al Gore demands $1 million or he will flood the southern third of the United States with pythons. Or something like that
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(97)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Murder trial features a missing woman, the Russian mafia, the KGB and the techno-geek S&M crowd. Bonus: Witness apologizes for his meandering responses, saying he had been hit by a bus 10 years ago. Then he did push-ups
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What to do if you are being investigated for plagiarism? If you are a professor at Columbia, you just hang a noose on your office door
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clowns try to deal with reality that most children are terrified of them. "What I do is, I act afraid of them until they know they're in control, and then we can play." Yeah, that'll work, weirdo clown
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(210)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Pentagon releases video of the spy satellite shootdown. See it here
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(199)
 
(Beeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee)
 
 
 
Shocking as it may seem, in the era before infomercials, after regular programming stopped, TV stations used to GO OFF THE AIR. This site is a tribute to those patriotic lead-ins to the test pattern
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Barack Obama pauses during campaign speech to blow his nose. Audience breaks out in applause. Now THAT'S impressive
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(850)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Stripper says jail police broke her arm for no reason (with "I'd hit it" mugshot and "I'd jump those bones" X-rays)
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(221)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former chief prosecutor for Guantánamo Bay says upcoming military tribunals are just for show, and convictions are already politically guaranteed even if only to justify holding these guys for so long
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(76)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old people. Too much time on their hands
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(47)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Old guy with dementia kills wife after fight over who would change his urostomy bag. Did he have reason to kill her? Depends
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senior citizen caught smuggling $1.4 million dollars of pot, wishes they'd stayed away from his grass
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(32)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson film No. 1 at the box office last weekend. No, really it was. Okay, so it was the Ukraine, but when else will that headline ever work?
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher accused of sending BIE to students" story brought to you by Virginia Beach, VA. With pic for hitability discussion
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(115)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Honor system wine bars in Berlin: Drink all night, pay what you think you owe. There's a business model that should succeed
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people are still not clear on this: When you drive to the police station to demand the return of nearly $2,000 seized during a drug arrest, do not use a stolen car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In keeping with the recurrent theme of "nothing in Iraq is ever as it is initially reported," the two women with Down syndrome who blew themselves up didn't actually have Down syndrome
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(50)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sharp knees, the gallery. The Sun is there
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(60)
 
(Some Border Jumper)
 
 
 
Girl steals parents car and tries to drive from Montana to Canada. Fark: She's 14 and made it to the Washington border
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(65)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Former AG Gonzalez getting speaking engagements for $30,000 a pop. As a special bonus, he compares himself and Bush to Lincoln. Justice at last -- am I right or am I right?
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(110)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British supermarket chief called "godfather of binge drinking." Drew last seen stumbling around demanding recount
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(20)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
If you're a fugitive and you're going to bother to escape all the way across the country, don't call your old job to give them your new address for that final paycheck -- just let it go
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(21)
 
(Some Mustachioed Reporter)
 
 
 
Internet not only has blogs, but has info on how to do things. Who could have possibly written such a timely article?
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(143)
 
(Austrian Tribune)
 
 
 
McCain says, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Dude, you are 90, go with it
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(240)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely selection of plastic food
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing Air Force F-15Cs have been found: They collided
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(82)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 146: "Windmills." Details and rules in Boobies. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 20, 2008
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Military successfully shoots down satellite containing the Ark of the Covenant, the actual JFK assassination documents, and that secret baked bean recipe the dog was supposed to guard
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(273)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cell phone users 50 per cent more likely than non-users to get mouth cancer. The cell-phones-are-killing-us trifecta now in play
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(102)
 
(Fark)
 
NewsFlash
 
The moon... it's gone
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(435)
 
(DARPA)
 
 
 
Thousands of migrating birds move in formation like a giant ribbon or a lava lamp in the skies above Scotland. (With pics)
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court hands a victory to smokers, overturns internet tax on tobacco products
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
John McCain in possible sex scandal. Republicans seen thanking lucky stars it involves an adult woman
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(671)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ban Ki-Moon reaffirms the UN's support for freedom of the press, so long as it doesn't offend anyone
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PETA activist changes her name from Rachel Feather to Rachel FishingHurts. One letter off from a new career in porn
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(209)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man calls woman ugly. Woman does the only logical thing and stabs him with a kitchen knife
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(77)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
You knew cola wasn't good for you. You just didn't know how bad it truly was
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(194)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One day you're moving in with a woman to beat your drugs, alcohol and tobacco addictions and the next thing you know she's chaining you up and pepper spraying you every time she leaves
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(50)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
School board gets their panties in a knot over member using a picture of his head on Spider-Man's body as his official profile picture
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(59)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Today's time waster is brought to you by The Discovery Channel
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(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three words that should never appear in print together: Bette, Midler, Showgirl
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(86)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Inheritance: $0. Two hit men to kill parents for $0 inheritance: $260. The looks on your parents' faces: Priceless
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(71)
 
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
If you're going to teach your 12-year-old son to drive on a major New York interstate, Rule No. 1 is to buckle up
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(27)
 
(TT Grad)
 
 
 
UVA law students have a mission: 29 parties in 29 days. Tortfeasing expected. Law school hot optional
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(98)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this store front
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(45)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"They've been overparented, overindulged and overprotected. We were so obsessed with protecting and promoting their self-esteem that they crumble like cookies when they discover the world doesn't revolve around them"
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(462)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kosovo touts "Islam Lite." It's got a third less calories and none of the radical qualities of regular Islam
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(81)
 
(Citizens Against Govt. Waste)
 
 
 
Rep. John Murtha (D-The Slop Trough) named Porker of the Year for bringing home $149 million worth of pork projects for his crappy district in the poorest part of Pennsylvania
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(133)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If the bank screws up and gives you you $5 million, you go right ahead and spend $2 million of it. That'll never be a problem
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(171)
 
(Some Worried Pilot)
 
 
 
If you happen to know where two F-15 fighter jets are in the Gulf of Mexico, the U.S. government would like to have a word with you
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(133)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
"Obama has outright stolen his campaign slogan. The tipster said that the slogan, 'Yes we can,' was lifted directly from Bob the Builder, a British construction worker who coined the phrase in 1999"
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(304)
 
(Some Law Student)
 
 
 
Need to pay rent? AT&T might owe you $100 per day for the last five years
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(62)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five years ago today, Great White killed all 100 of their fans
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(263)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Possible successors to Raul Castro include Davila, Quesada, Roque and a Taco Bell Fiesta Platter
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(81)
 
(TSA)
 
 
 
Man tries to bring boxcutter hidden in a book through airport security. Says he forgot it was there and that he usually uses that space to hide pot
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(82)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Mythbusters to go all MacGyver for its 100th episode
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(291)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart cashier tells veiled Muslim woman, "Please don't stick me up." It ended well
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(292)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Israeli Politician blames homosexuals for recent earthquakes. Gays: is there anything they can't do?
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(409)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway thinks Kosovo seems familiar, can't remember the wife's name, though
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge postpones Britney Spears' driving-without-a-license case until she's capable of resolving the matter. A new trial is tentatively scheduled for the 5th of Never
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(46)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to counterfeit $100 bills, just remember it's not Abraham Lincoln on the watermark. It also helps not to try and spend them while on meth. With mugshot goodness
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(70)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Ghost Bike', placed as a memorial to cyclist, is stolen. Thief realises the significance of the bike and returns it along with his favourite bandana and an apologetic note (link fixed)
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(183)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
St. Patrick's Day and Holy Week overlap for the first time in nearly 70 years
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(150)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Bottom trawling for fish stirs up billowing plumes of sediment that can be seen from space
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(174)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember all the success in Iraq attributed to the troop surge? Things may get a bit more dicey as soon as Saturday if al-Sadr calls off his six-month cease-fire
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(324)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Guess who said it: "I don't want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama unless there's evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels". Cue indignant fake outrage
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(572)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Weather likely to delay spy satellite shoot-down. Or so that's what they want us to think
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(96)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Former McDonald's employee robs restaurant after being fired (with mugshot)
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(110)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
50 Cent wannabe joins The Knack, Dexy's Midnight Runners, and Soft Cell on list of greatest one-hit wonders (with video)
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After the horrors of horse fighting, the Daily Mail keeps the anti-Muslim outrage going with shocking images of camel fighting. Next up: A long, hard look at donkey-punching
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Milwaukee alderman advances through primary. Fark: While in jail
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(57)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian continues its high impact journalism by posing an important question of our time: Do you take your own snacks to the cinema?
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(221)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Road rager fires a shot while ramming his car into another driver, taking his kids to school for driving too slow. Victim shoots back, drops the kids off, hunts the guy down and fires more shots. Guess which state?
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(333)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
 
 
Britney launched career as hot schoolgirl. Looks like Jamie Lynn is taking the hot-schoolgirl-prego approach to her vids
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(171)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Peace sign turns 50 tomorrow, worries about 401K, spreading waistline, smartass teens on lawn
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liquor firms to challenge ban on drinking alcohol at lunch during work days
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(150)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Moss demonstrates what a difference Photoshop makes
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(296)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
ACLU sues "South Park" over political signs, mmmkay?
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(151)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Neighbors really annoyed that they can't walk out of their houses without being covered head-to-toe with fleas
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(74)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man's typo sends $11,384 instead of $113.84 to utility company -- the company quickly responds by crediting his account
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(127)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And coming around the final turn it's Blue Streak by a nose ahead of Bournda See -- but wait, here comes Drunk Streaking Idiot on the track and he's flopping toward the finish, ladies and gentlemen
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his big wheel
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(49)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Total lunar eclipse tonight (with picture timetable)
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(153)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The various wacky ways the CIA tried, and failed, to kill Castro over the past five decades
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(186)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man fired over "Dilbert" is now topic of "Dilbert"
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(223)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man believes that he's found rare nude picture of Marilyn Monroe, takes it to expert who confirms that it is, in fact, Marilyn. Journalists: Um, that's just Madonna, she's naked all the time
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(134)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
After referring to a bill as a "black baby, ugly and dark," Utah senator refuses to meet NAACP: "How do I know what words I'm supposed to use in front of those people?"
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(486)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley is set to develop her own weight-loss brand, tentatively named "Big Ass Hams"
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(104)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court rejects challenge to domestic spying program, ceiling cats
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(323)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
The shuttle will be landing in 30 minutes. Attention, Floridians: Don't shoot back at the loud boom
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(137)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
When you've been legally barred from having Internet access, it's probably a bad idea to have a MySpace page
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(22)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kitten has two noses, four eyes, two mouths, four legs, but just one ugly ass
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(kfsm)
 
 
 
Today's "32-year-old teacher facing up to 20 years in prison for banging an 18-year-old" story brought to you by Arkansas. ( With "looks like she cleans up well" pic)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Five-alarm blaze engulfs building, snarls traffic in downtown Toronto. With scary fire video
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Exploring the limits of human endurance, including the important question about what is the hottest curry it would be possible for a human to eat
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Over 140 years after the Confederacy surrendered, rebels suffer another war casualty
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man who lived at airport for four years doesn't get the sappy Tom Hanks ending
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN sends email to anchors and reporters encouraging them to mention the "good" things about Castro. It's not news, it's CNN
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
When it's below zero in Minnesota, the only thing you can do is ride around town on your bike with a shotgun in your lap
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Do not consume parasitic intestinal worms to lose weight
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