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Sun December 16, 2007
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(AP)
 
 
 
Now that a Wiccan wreath has been added to the Nativity scene at Green Bay's city hall, one man wants a Festivus pole to be included as well
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(250)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Strange things are a foot in Christchurch
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
World's Oldest Person dies at 116; says that never having married a nagging wife is what kept him alive for so long
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(74)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(WESH)
 
 
 
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
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(157)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City tops the list as America's vainest city. I'll bet you think this headline's about you, don't you, don't you
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A list of things you never knew were poisonous. List includes the platypus, palythoa coral and the hooded pitohui - a poisonous bird
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(112)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Ten things Christians and atheists must agree on, or continue looking like prickish douchebags
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(990)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dan Fogelberg lost his battle with cancer today
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(258)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's safe to go back to Vegas now
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drugs, firearms, and passports stolen from customs depot in Coventry. In other news, huge party, fireworks tonight in Coventry
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(22)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Assistant principal jailed after running with scissors...into her boyfriend's face
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man gives local Burger King an additional drive-through, no charge
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Power company breaks into woman's house to secretly change her meter because she was behind in her bills. Even though she wasn't one of their customers. And it's legal
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(226)
 
(Twin Cities.com)
 
 
 
Man builds dream pipe organ from scratch, trying to find a long, narrow church to put it in
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
School disciplines girl for wearing Tigger socks on the first day of school. Her family laughs it off as a big misunderstanding. Just kidding. They want $95,000
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these fine ladies having tea
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: gang tattoos and baggy pants. New hotness: blazers and university recruits
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(53)
 
(Blogger)
 
 
 
"A realistic assessment of how many 12-year-olds I could beat up before they overtook me"
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(140)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Maxim's best and worst things to happen to men in 2007
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(120)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How to build an igloo. Steps include building an ADA approved ramp
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(33)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Dad catches son smoking pot, so he sells his $90 copy of Guitar Hero III online. Fark: for $9,000. Merry Christmas, Dad
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(179)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is your marriage sexless? Then you're not alone, so to speak
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(305)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NBA player carjacked out of his 2008 Chrysler before game. Though the car was recovered two hours later, the player is despondent that the world now knows he drives a Chrysler
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(84)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 90th Birthday to Arthur C. Clarke. With a video note from the grandmaster himself
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 15 weird gadgets you never thought existed
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(100)
 
(QC Online)
 
 
 
On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and ... whoa ... not so fast there Blitzen. Some Canadian woman seeks to destroy X-mas cheer
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(72)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"These days, working teenagers are becoming scarce."
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(389)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Winter storms putting the smack down on Northeast. You Boston Fahkahs bettah heat up some chowdah
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(215)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Excuse me, miss. Get off your cell phone. Your car is on fire
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(58)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fifteen taboo breaking television moments
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(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last year, two families sued a hospital in China for mixing up their twins 15 years ago. Today two families are suing a hospital in China for mixing up their twins 21 years ago
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(40)
 
(Some Old Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these playful pals
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(55)
 
(Some Atheist)
 
 
 
High priest of the New York City-based Church of Satan alerts FBI when he received an email from a high school senior threatening to kill his grandparents. Submitter isn't sure, but isn't this what Satan would want his people to do?
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(287)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jail inmates pull off elaborate escape, get busy livin', by leaving dummies in their beds and removing cinder blocks
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(43)
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of postal workers are missing paychecks this week. The check's in the mail
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(51)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
It's painful enough to see boneheads ruin malt whisky with too much water; now scientists warn the distilleries themselves may have several billion gallons too much seawater added
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(62)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Porn industry being gutted as people realize they can do better with a $500 digicam, a web connection and a fake set of boobs on some whore who'll fark anyone (SFW)
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(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to deny biting your buddy, wipe the blood off your mouth before talking to police
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(23)
 
(pjstar)
 
 
 
Woman would like her stolen purse returned. Contents include money, wallet, ashes of 4-year old son
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(84)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"It is believed the man was harassing neighbours and passers-by while parading around in female underwear and a Santa hat"
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(42)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby giraffe born at Western Plains Zoo, now needs a name
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo's five sure-fire ways to pick up women. Complete with text message pointers
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(319)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First grade teacher-of-the-year candidate comes to school drunk, vomits, abandons children on field trip, and passes out on the school bus. How else are you expected to deal with 20 six-year-olds?
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(75)
 


Sat December 15, 2007
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona newspaper allowing citizens to write their own headlines. If only there was a website that allowed people to do that
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Screw the turducken: here's a Christmas turkey stuffed with 12 different birds, that costs more than $1,000 and serves 125 people (pics)
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(116)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Israel says U.S. intelligence report on Iran not producing nukes could lead to armed conflict in the Middle East. Damned if you do, damned if you don't
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(192)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"This is the problem with early, low-stress Christmas shopping. It's dull, disappointing, and leaves you wanting more - kind of like a festive form of pre-ejaculation"
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(51)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Even the Chinese won't buy toys made in China
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you and your spouse's names are Mary and Joseph, you can get a free night's stay at any Travelodge in the U.K. on Christmas eve, according to spokeswoman Shakila Ahmed
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(85)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teri Irwin is being sued for $2.5 million over two mysterious business transactions. Claims the lawsuit is a croc
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What do you do if a soldier becomes addicted to gambling and commits suicide? If you're a Congressman, you try to ban all soldiers from playing slot machines while overseas
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(98)
 
(Spiegel Online)
 
 
 
German teenager released after eight months in Turkish prison. Said he wants to see gladiator movies next
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"As you prepare to fly off somewhere for Christmas, consider this: there is a chance your pilot once thought he was perched on the wing of his plane watching himself fly it."
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(63)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
What do you call 50 Newfoundlanders posing nude outdoors in -11 weather? (With voting for best punchline.) (Warning: small pic of naked butts)
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this table game
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(56)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Just when you thought iPod accessories couldn't get any more ridiculous; presenting the iPond (animal cruelty edition)
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(198)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Alberta town cracks down on aggressive coyotes, bans all shipments from ACME
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The trauma that must be felt by young children when they see Santa being pelted with beer bottles and eggs cannot be described."
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(40)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Pastor takes leave of absence to deal with his online porn addiction. It only takes submitter 5-7 minutes to deal with it every day
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(123)
 
(sympatico)
 
 
 
Man dismayed to discover that he's been dead for eight years
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(53)
 
(Some Alcoholic Artist)
 
 
 
Best thinking man's booze ads EVAR
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(142)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spider-baby goes home smiling
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(92)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
News: Man loses 250 lbs. Fark: To improve his bowling game
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(65)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Man blames "too much beer and whiskey" as the reason he climbed through his neighbor's window and got shot in the ass before getting arrested by police
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(46)
 
(Some NBC10)
 
 
 
Hardened criminal cocks up, gets caught pushing imported Viagra, given stiff sentence, will serve hard time
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(42)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British kennel worker in danger of losing limbs after being attacked by a Rottweiler that she thought was 'armless
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top archaelogy discoveries of the year. Paleontological remains of Jesus riding a dinosaur surprisingly not among them...YET
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(130)
 
(Times Herald Record)
 
 
 
Vails Gate, NY is home to the world's oldest barber, who's been at it for 83 years without a single - oops - whoa, that's a lot of blood
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(36)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Before we allow you to flee this Category 5 hurricane, we must first require that you submit a set of fingerprints to our computer, and wait a little while to see whether it is OK for you to leave. Everybody line up over there
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(158)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapping monks and nuns hit the fashion catwalk. Rappin' Rabbis observing Shabbat, will be back tomorrow
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(36)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Advertisements anger parents of autistic children, Wapner
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(94)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Policeman arrested in sting operation. Do-Do -Do, De Da-Da-Da
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zambia shuts down radio station for "becoming a platform for confrontation, controversies and a channel of insults and misinformation." Looks like they've perfected talk radio, all right
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You have got to be careful about stealing a car that close to a doughnut shop," said Chief Fred Hayes
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(29)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The RIAA doesn't want the courts to even ask how its investigating the people it's accusing. Not that they have anything to hide, of course
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(148)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Activist judge rules that it's still OK in America to cuss at your toilet when it overflows. For now, anyway
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Militants fire rockets at Kabul police HQ. From a wooden cart. Police say it was a hansom effort
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(30)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Security company Wackenhut to be replaced at all Exelon nuclear reactors after guards were found sleeping on the job, eating donuts in sector 7G
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(57)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Kitty has reached critical mass
source: brisbanetimes.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(537)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
300 pound man stands on a plywood platform at the top of an elevator shaft. What in the name of Sir Isaac Newton could possibly go wrong?
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(98)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Burton offering $5,000 for video of someone taking giant stick out of ski resorts' asses
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(168)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firefighters attacked by samurai sword-swinging lunatic, who seconds later discovers he's brought the wrong weapon to a firehose fight
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
High gas prices are keeping people from moving to the suburbs
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(194)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Man bites dog. New hotness: Man bites rabid duck-stealing dog
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Brownsville Herald)
 
 
 
Crossdressers stealing Christmas decorations busted in sting operation. Cops "arrested one woman and two dudes in drag"
source: brownsvilleherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Argument over evolution ends with one guy being permanently excluded from it
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(295)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Reason #69 why the Netherlands rocks: when the police find you with a hooker, they allow you to pay the ticket in cash rather than involving your wife
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(100)
 
(Bud Light)
 
 
 
After stealing beer from a convenience store, it's best not to back the getaway car directly into a cop car
source: allheadlinenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this poser
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amsterdam police furious over new rules banning them from smoking pot while off duty
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
WestJet promises parents it'll take care of 5-year-old, allows her to leave with a complete stranger, who gets a big Hero tag for Christmas
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cigarettes and alcohol make up 13 of the top 20 brands sold at UK supermarkets and grocery stores. Oasis predicted this
source: gazette-news.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man spends his days in a snow globe because some how or another that's gonna cheer people up. Ho ho
source: clevelandleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 


Fri December 14, 2007
(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Prior to the 20th century, there was a War on Christmas conducted by Presbyterians, Baptists, Quakers, Methodists, & Congregationalists who opposed Christmas as unchristian
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(285)
 
(POPCORN!)
 
 
 
Farkers: Please help me expand my musical horizons. Anything you think is worth listening to, Id like to hear. LGT my current obsession
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(1037)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington Attorney General calls for stricter law to keep guns away from the mentally ill, Dick Cheney
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
New York City spa doling out "golden facials" for $400 a pop. That's quite the money shot, King Midas
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Marshalltown Times-Republican)
 
 
 
Butts found incompetent to stand trial in toilet paper theft case
source: timesrepublican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sculpture of cow's backside that breaks wind three times-a-day fast becoming popular Scottish tourist attraction
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Letters from Princess Diana to her lover released to public. In other news, Princess Diana still dead
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pondering police woman
source: piterpan.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The postal service may be a little slow around the holidays, but 93 years is a little ridiculous
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
10 year old girl brings a knife to school to cut her lunch meat. It's in Florida, so guess what she got charged with
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(374)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Memo from the principal's office: "Our kids are dumb and poor, so lower your expectations accordingly. If you start passing more students, you'll get a $3,000 bonus"
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(223)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Purse snatching - so easy, a caveman could do it
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(51)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Opening clamshell packaging without injury can involve heavy duty scissors, which often come packed in clamshell packaging
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(214)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
What's "middle-class?" How about $100,000 a year?
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(666)
 
(It's not an emergency)
 
 
 
Cambridgeshire police are so sick of people dialling 999 in non-emergency situations that they have released recordings of some of the most egregious examples. Including the man who rang 999 to ask what date it was
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sheriff orders jail cells painted pink with purple bars. Handcuffs with fake red fur and latex uniforms on order
source: whiotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for drugs apparently loved by sluts, according to her t-shirt that is. With mug shot goodness
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(132)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Principal to student with droopy trousers, a sideways hat, and a shiny grill on his teeth: "You're no gangster. If I dropped you off at the projects where the real gangs are, you wouldn't last 10 minutes"
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(542)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Family of slain Marine gets dog for Christmas: Lex, their son's partner in Iraq
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(219)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Drunk driver might have attracted a bit less attention to himself if he wasn't the fire chief, especially if he wasn't driving the fire truck up and down the street with the lights and siren blaring
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(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A rundown of which airports you should not trust your baggage to, particularly if you're carrying gold bouillon or Rolexes in your luggage
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(89)
 
(Frostfire Zoo)
 
 
 
One of the coolest photos you'll see today. Look, read the caption (in comic sans...sigh), then look again
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(151)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Man contracts anthrax from banging on his drum all day. Todd Rundgren last seen washing his hands
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Norwegian parking-sticker payment machine takes a page right out of "Office Space"
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Santa Claus Hates You" T-shirts selling like hotcakes. Bonus: He's flippin' the bird, too
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia may get snow this weekend. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Poster of actress Bette Davis sells for $70,000. Buyer complains poster pushed her down stairs
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Ten drinks men should never order
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(595)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Columnist says Western society is more sexually oppressive than Muslim societies because Muslim women WANT to wear burkas
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(153)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
Video
 
Wiggles alert: The leading children's dance along rainbow foursome has some competition. And they've got an exotic dancer
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(84)
 
(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Rules to ordering a cheese steak in Philadelphia: 1) Wit. 2) Wit Whiz. 3) Wit Out. 4) Speak English
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(305)
 
(Some Cocoa Sampler)
 
 
 
Hot cocoa sampler box: What did you get from your company this year?
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(898)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
You know your parking skills suck when you end up parking 60 feet in the air
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Older and bolder: Japanese people over 65 do more shoplifting
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Latvian president names a transformer to be prime minister. Godmanis -- more than meets the eye
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(35)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
New Zealand cops are not football players. They do not appreciate having their bottoms smacked when they do a good job
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(31)
 
(ABC 2)
 
 
 
All I want for Christmas is... four bags of coke delivered in my Christmas cards
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Student sent out of class for wearing offensive clothing. Fark: It's the fabric softener that the teacher finds offensive
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(143)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Alcohol makes Aussies happier, healthier, drunkier
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ridiculously obvious sex studies of 2007
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angry old woman
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A drunken man urinating through a fence got a nasty surprise when he didn't notice the playful puppy there
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(224)
 
(wigantoday)
 
 
 
Back-from-dead canoeist has nothing on this guy. Try living under the floorboards in your own living room while your six kids dance about on top of you for seven Farking years. Oh, and he wore his wife's clothes too
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(123)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor: "Everybody get out of Boston, it's gonna snow." Everybody rushes onto unplowed highway and gets stuck in storm for four hours
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(350)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Step 1: Make fake official-looking tickets. Step 2: Place on cars and wait for the money. Step 3: ...whoops
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Police officers driving the van noticed the prisoners had escaped when a passing motorist alerted them the back door was open." Thats some fine police work, Lou
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(12)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Mass shooting in Nagasaki
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(353)
 
(Drinkies!)
 
 
 
LAST CALL: D.C. Fark Party, 7:00 pm this Saturday. LGT Venue
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(151)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tip of the day: If you find a prospective surrogate mother on the Interweb, don't send sperm and money to her. Well, at least not money. It's probably a scam
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(34)
 
(Some T'fette)
 
 
 
Caption this duet
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(68)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Burning hemorrhoids given a whole new definition
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(57)
 
(Some Tuna)
 
 
 
The world of competitive fish tossing will never be the same as officials replace tuna with replicas
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brewery launches new beer with all proceeds from its sales going to help soldiers wounded in Iraq. Submitter will drink to that
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple's nightmare as travellers attack them 230 times and leave beheaded squirrel on doorstep. The perpetrators: Pikeys. Brad Pitt available for comment, but you can't understand what he's saying
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(119)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Man selling soul on eBay for $1 millon so he can have Christmas money
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lisa Nowak's emails to William Oefelein were just as lurid as you would expect of two people who worked for NASA. "I put on my robe and wizard hat..."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House passes bill to ban CIA waterboarding torture. Since our administration and secret agencies always obey the law, consider this issue settled
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(655)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits try to fool government into thinking they're drinking less than they are by swilling booze from larger glasses
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"2008 . . . What a trip" is just one of several t-shirt messages stirring up controversy at one high school
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(72)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
RAF declares war on Golden Gate bridge (w/ pic that will have you hitting 'Eject')
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(187)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British army is losing a battalion a year - not to fighting, but to illegal drugs
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(32)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Ugly swan named 'Crinkly' finds love after seven years alone. There's still hope for you (pic)
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(50)
 
(Some T'fette)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dancers
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
No matter your intentions, you should not put down a sick cow at a Hindu temple
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(80)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Robber sets fire to two women (one pregnant), shoots guy in the nose who tried to help them
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(146)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Dear Santa: I'd like a pony, a Barbie doll and some new clothes" "Dear Kid: Go f*ck yourself, Love Santa"
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(105)
 


Thu December 13, 2007
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dear Diary: I went on a camping trip this weekend with my friends. We hoped to see wildlife but instead saw a man who got drunk, masturbated, was beaten by his friends, and was then arrested. We also made Smores
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(43)
 
(NewsDaily.com)
 
 
 
Doctor: You're fat. Patient: I want a second opinion. Doctor: Your breath stinks, too
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(89)
 
(KTVB)
 
 
 
Man appears on two front page newspaper photos - one as a robbery suspect; gets busted
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(52)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
"He sneaked into the locker room two previous times and took a pair of jeans, a shirt and a bra, drove around for an hour or so, and then returned the items"
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Catholic school principal resigns after he's discovered in an alley dressed as a woman, drinking cherry cola
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(160)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Ten men pay one woman to marry them. And no, she's not that hot. But she is legal
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(123)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Nevada voters preparing for 2008 caucuses have to ask themselves a critical political question: "Do I prefer Snickers or Milky Way? And what's up with those freaks who prefer Red Vines?"
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(53)
 
(Winona Daily News)
 
 
 
Not the best excuse to leave your kid in the car while running into Target: "She didn't want him to know she was a stripper"
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(59)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Save yourself the time of weeding through the 409 page Mitchell Report. Here's a running list of players indicated
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(189)
 
(NG News)
 
 
 
Three youths arrested for bullying in small Canadian town. Who am we kidding? The real news here is the police officer's name
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(252)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Best Wikipedia Diagram Evar
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(256)
 
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
If you're a tow truck driver who disagrees with a ticket you received, do you c) hook up the first cop car you spot
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(35)
 
(NYT)
 
 
 
Liberty, egality, fraternity, no free delivery
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(59)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: County property taxes going up. News: county residents forced to pay a higher tax bill due to a clerical typo. Fark: a $2.5 million typo
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(36)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Man busted after tackling inflatable snowman. Miami Dolphins consider offering him a lucrative contract
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(22)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
What do Alec Baldwin, Rudy Giuliani and Miss Teen South Carolina have in common? They all made it into Time Magazine's top ten awkward moments of 2007 list
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thieves steal leg of Hindu holy man who claimed the leg had healing powers. Police and the man both stumped
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Using the defense that they were running a scam on an FBI informant to rob him by posing as fellow terrorists, trial of six terrorism conspiracy suspects is declared a mistrial in Miami
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(37)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Charges dropped in brutal snowball attack
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(59)
 
(News-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Calling 911 to report fake burglary not the best move if you have a warrant out for your arrest
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great sci-fi books for people who think they don't like sci-fi
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(520)
 
(KVOA News 4)
 
 
 
"He accidentally dropped the gun while hiding it behind his back and shot himself in the rump"
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(53)
 
(Some Some)
 
 
 
Photoshop this go-getter
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(59)
 
(Times Herald Record)
 
 
 
Man on trial for a 107-mph DWI with his 11-year-old daughter in the car tells judge to speed up the "boring" proceedings...and gets seven years to learn that in prison, "boring" means something very different indeed
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(254)
 
(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
As cold weather arrives, Dallas high school bans students from wearing 'hoodies'
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(256)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Designers forced to make handbags with reinforced straps to hold the 85 pounds of crap the average woman hauls around in them
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(314)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Over-the top journalism at its best: Colorado church shooter described as "a killer trying to rain Columbine down on the Christian world"
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(236)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you're openly gay, you can't serve in the U.S. military. Unless we're at war - then it's just fine
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(281)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Only in France: Store provides "shoppingboys," who are male models used to try on clothes women are buying for their men. w/ hilarious pic
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(103)
 
(mlb.com)
 
 
 
The Mitchell Report, in PDF format. "Cream" and "clear" formats also available
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(581)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britain bans the sale of samurai swords, except for collectors and enthusiasts. Or as we in the States would call it, the biggest loophole EVER
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(174)
 
(NYDN)
 
 
 
Scores strip-club waitress sues after managers tell her to "act like a dumb blonde" (the pics, we have them)
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(324)
 
(Powys County Times)
 
 
 
Man spends thousands of pounds turning his car into a giant fish. Holy carp
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ten "healthy" foods that aren't so "healthy." Baconator conspicuously absent from list
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(371)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's motherfarking scorpions on this motherfarking plane
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy birthday National Guard
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reuters pictures of the year 2007
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(162)
 
(EADT24)
 
 
 
Baby anteater born at Colchester Zoo. UK picnickers rejoice. With ugly ass pic, of course
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(50)
 
(Drew)
 
 
 
No tea, just coffee and derby (kinda a sponsored link)
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(87)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Student asks his woodshop teacher what the penalties are for murder, likes the answer enough to take a hammer to his romantic rival. Lesson: Never ask a shop teacher for legal advice
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(147)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Passenger uses cell phone to tattle on bus driver's bad driving. Bus driver not amused when dispatch tattles on passenger
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(171)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. average cholesterol level falls into normal range for first time in decades. In response, McDonald's to introduce new McGreaser, four burger patties topped with lard
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(169)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Mexican beer company launches brew named after drug-smuggling saint
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(45)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bushehr: From the people that brought you Chernobyl
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(144)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson museum to open in 2008. Exhibits will include clothing, photos, posters, promotional materials, magazines, golf carts, snowmobiles and possibly even a motorcycle
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(188)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee votes to find Karl Rove and Josh Bolten in contempt for refusing to cooperate in its probe of fired federal prosecutors
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(569)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What really happens to your body when you drink too much and why most hangover remedies don't work
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(202)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Guns N' Roses' song "Welcome to the Jungle" scares teacher into calling police and hiding in a classroom
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(245)
 
(GIM Guy)
 
 
 
Some pictures of the ice storm in the Midwest, courtesty of the Salina Journal, which is likely encased in a block of ice at the moment
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(118)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Bad: Tornado hits your town. Worse: FEMA rejects your disaster area request. Awesome: Your town is in the heart of Amish county
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(91)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hitler's child was born in Britain and could still be living there. No one is sure where the daughter might be, but The Sun is there
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(162)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The man is still trying to keep Al Sharpton down
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(169)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Why does Harvard even charge tuition when its endowment investments total $35 billion? Because screw you, they're Harvard, that's why
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(213)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Wang limps into court as his flaccid ant aphrodisiac scheme goes down
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(18)
 
(M.E.N)
 
 
 
You took a picture of your baby daughter on a park swing? Why don't you have a seat over there...
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(221)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey finds more than half of all British babies are complete and total bastards
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(70)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish army removes lion's penis from coat of arms to avoid causing offence to female soldiers
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(136)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Bad holiday yard displays
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(71)
 
(ninemsn.com.au)
 
 
 
Two dogs save a toddler from drowning. Suck it, cats
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(169)
 
(Some Hobbyist)
 
 
 
Hooker charged with shooting her (estranged) husband three times in the back in self-defense. With pic of what $300 could get you
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(202)
 
(Statesman.com)
 
 
 
Woman dies in dry cleaning machine that lacked "do not insert head" warning label
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(90)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British police warn Brits not to put Christmas presents under their Christmas trees for health and safety reasons
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(85)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Fore people get a mulligan after their plane crashes into a golf course
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pie-eating championship thrown into chaos as dog eats all the pies. If only there were some other food it might have wanted instead
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(33)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Seattle mayor discusses city's SLUT, now open for business: "I don't care what you call it as long as you ride it"
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(93)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sunshine is bad for you and causes cancer. New hotness: Sunshine is good for you and prevents cancer
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(97)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Britain expects over one million Xmas gifts to get lost in the mail this year. In unrelated news, children of postmen throughout the UK expecting some great presents
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(21)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Teacher admits to being one toke over the line, to help him cope with classroom of precious little snowflakes. What are you teachers... on DOPE?
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(83)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun publishes the ultimate politically correct Christmas card. All you oppressed atheists around here are urged to print out a few dozen copies (pic)
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(107)
 
(Some lazy Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers shocked, SHOCKED to learn that college students tend to pick easy classes
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photo of mysterious "unicorn deer" roaming the forests of western New York. "I just wish somebody would shoot it so we'd know what that was"
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(53)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
State of California to 33,000 prisoners: Oops
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PETA's latest campaign: "Got Pus? Milk Does"
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(224)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Arizona sheriff and world-class attention whore Joe Arpaio is at it again, this time by ordering convicted drunk drivers to bury dead alcoholics
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shell holder
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old man was falsely imprisoned by U.S. Army in WWII for 15 months. Receives check for back pay: $725. No interest or further settlement, not yours
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(81)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 136: "Farktography Classic: HDR 2." Details and rules in Boobies. LGT next week's theme
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(137)
 


Wed December 12, 2007
(YouTube)
 
 
 
(Spoiler Alert) Digital processing reveals the final whisper in Lost in Translation
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(338)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The foreskin of Jesus has gone missing. Penis
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(122)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Gas station hoses car owners by putting diesel fuel in the unleaded fuel tanks
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(83)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Man chains his girlfriend to a car engine stored inside their apartment to keep her from cheating. Jeff Foxworthy already trying out new "You might be a redneck..." jokes
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(120)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Rich douchebags will stop at nothing to purchase the ultimate Christmas experience, including Fed-Exing trees from the East Coast to their cabins in Montana. Which is surrounded by trees
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you thought it couldn't get any weirder, lost Canoe man stole a dead baby's identity to stay afloat
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(70)
 
(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Just because you CAN turn a human skull into an ashtray doesn't mean you should
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(101)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Bizarre settlement may lead to Nashville's less fortunate receiving the greatest gift of all this holiday season. Free hockey tickets
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(41)
 
(seacoast online)
 
 
 
Man arrested for too much meat in pants
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(49)
 
(nbc17)
 
 
 
Woman stands trial for tearing off scrotum. Nad displacement trifecta now in play
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicago museum gets Gaugowned
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man cuts off his testicles in prison. She is now suing.
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(101)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
President Bush vetoes the children's health insurance bill (again) in private
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(641)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Institutes of Health panel hopes to remove stigma attached to incontinence. Can America change its attitude towards this debilitating condition? Depends
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Santa Claus parade livened up by woman doing pole dance on float: "This woman is bent over, totally naked and doing a dance you see in Key West. It was one of the most vulgar things I've ever seen"
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(134)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Green Bay puts up municipal nativity scene just to piss off atheists
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(302)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Santa's elves ticket naughty speeders (with pic goodness, video)
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know, back in the old days the armed robbers would actually get out of their vehicles to rob you
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(23)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Lottery winner "who runs a Lowell mini-mart and adult peep show, magazine and sex-toy shop with his mom," is going to wait 'til next year to cash in the ticket. Then he'll be living the high life
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(61)
 
(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
Ike Turner has died
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(308)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian student named Ryan Poon wins business competition, credits win with skills learned from playing World of Warcraft. Also might represent the only Poon most of his guildmembers will ever know
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(125)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
Falling back on higher intelligence and superior firepower, city starts shelling geese to get them off golf course
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(78)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Mother of the year leaves her autistic 12-year-old home to babysit her 10-year-old, so she can go drinking. With yeah-you'd hit it mug shot
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(285)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Britain to increase wind power production to 33 jigawatts by 2020, or enough to power approximately 27 DeLoreans
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(130)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marion Jones stripped of Olympic medals, manhood
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(83)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bee-catcher
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(95)
 
(metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer is upset that someone killed her guinea pig, demands autopsy and a full-scale investigation
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(64)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
So about that $1 million winning lottery ticket....yeah, we can't find it
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(53)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Told he'd have to throw out his two pints of vodka before boarding the plane, a 64-year-old man opted to chug down the whole bottle in the security line. Worked out about as well as you'd expect
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(ABC)
 
 
 
It's December, so it's time for the winner of the stupidest consumer product warning label in America to be announced. This year's champ: "Danger - Avoid Death"
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart raids teen girls' panties
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(281)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Associated Press addresses one of the biggest issues in the upcoming presidential election, the critical swing issue that affects all Americans: How do the candidates like their coffee?
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tajikistan forced to crack down on witch doctors and fortune tellers, since they have been deemed major cause of continued poverty for many citizens
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(35)
 
(Some Nobel Peace Prize Guy)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue dances around in a black leather dress while some Nobel Peace Prize guy talks about the world ending, or something. Pic AND Video of Kylie
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(134)
 
(mlive)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hoarding dozens of cats in your house. New hotness: Hoarding dozens of Christmas trees
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(32)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Video arcade robbers hit employee on head with hammer, fail to rescue princess from giant ape
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(45)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Former Seahawk kicker uses rock to break window and save crash victim. Would have tried to kick the window out but he was worried he'd shank it
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(97)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Muslim student comes to the aid of Jews who were attacked for saying "Happy Chanukah" to some Christians wishing them a "Merry Christmas." It's a Kwanzaa miracle
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(481)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Streaker nabbed after brief-less sprint, but he was not called for double dribbling
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mom -- sentenced to jail for bludgeoning her boyfriend with her four-week-old son -- says she "missed her children" while in jail. Missed them with what?
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(163)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Putin's babyface, Dmitry Medvedev, keeps fish tank in his office and listens to Black Sabbath
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(33)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphian busybodies convince Hershey to change packaging of powdered breath mints so they don't look like packets of crack
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(79)
 
(Some paparazzi creep)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson or undead clown?
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(357)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba is preggers. The Sun is there
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(199)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC asks, "Should we castrate rapists?" Article worth a look if only for the graphic
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(237)
 
(NASA via HuffPo)
 
 
 
Through November, 2007 is on track to be the second hottest year ever recorded
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(417)
 
(Motorstorm)
 
 
 
Gamespot on Motorstorm: "If someone in a postapocalyptic future decided to crossbreed rallycross racing and Burning Man-style music-festival culture into one ridiculous orgy of vehicular violence and heavy music" (Sponsored link)
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(70)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
World's worst golfers. With video
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Romero hits to slopes to report that snowboarders and skiiers fall down
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(62)
 
(Breitbart.tv)
 
 
 
Yet another reason not to get your boyfriend's name tattooed on you in Chinese. Girl finds out that hers actually spells 'Supermarket'
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(152)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What do a carjacker, a moonshiner, a drug dealer, a violator of election laws, and Scooter Libby have in common? Nothing, since Bush didn't pardon Scooter
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(61)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
How much do you think being unwittingly videotaped by your landlord is worth? Apparently in Ohio it's about a hundred bucks
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(39)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Greek authorities threaten to fine parrot for illegal parking. Again
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(21)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
Video
 
Thinking of dine and dashing? Hope this guy is not your waiter
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(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
First, it was foie gras, then smoking. Now, Chicago considering chicken ban
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(144)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mysterious decorators are adorning the trees along Garden State Parkway in New Jersey with Christmas ornaments under cover of darkness
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(94)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Having successfully captured Bin Laden, U.S. now on the hunt for Canadian potatoes in eight states
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(39)
 
(defensetech.org)
 
 
 
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
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(179)
 
(ITN)
 
 
 
Gordon Brown will "not enter into any negotiations. with the Taliban"
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(29)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
"Poor hit hardest by climate change." In related news, poor are hit hardest by everything
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(144)
 
(Some football fan)
 
 
 
Fans using online flight information to track coaching prospects as they travel to interviews. Sports fans just officially outnerded Trekkies
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Running down the street naked is one thing, but running down the street having vision of Jesus and being covered in snakes is completely different
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best media corrections of 2007
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(59)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
News: Popular PA amusement park being sold to a Spanish company. Fark: Public relations director calms worries by saying, "We don't think it's going to become a giant taco stand."
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(167)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Colorado Church Murders Headline: "FBI May Have Been Warned About Rampage". Article: 30 minutes ahead of time. And it was anonymous
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(201)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dunkin donuts clerk doesn't care about the guy with his hands in the registers, only cares about how his hair looks on the surveillance video
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(126)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
If you're a taxi driver and a customer asks to drive your taxi, usually you don't let the customer do it. Unless the customer is Michael Schumacher
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(219)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thieving squirrel
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(84)
 
(News 4 Jacksonville)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested for beating up his mother. Fark: beats her up every time she cleans house
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Shoe company founder leaves $500 college savings nest egg for every child born in Maine
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(236)
 
(The Moran Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Man steals car. News: Car belonged to crime victim who was talking to police just feet away. Fark.com: TV news crew gets it all on video. (video + mugshot)
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(95)
 
(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
A man that lead police on a 25 mile chase says he couldn't stop because his parking brake was stuck. Wait... what?
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(38)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Today's candidate for the Fark Mugshot Hall of Fame comes from Safety Harbor
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Red light camera is "going nuts" and snapping pictures of legal drivers. The revolt of the machines is now
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(118)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Senator's strip tip - wear clean undies
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(38)
 
(NBC 15)
 
 
 
"Put your hands and drill over your head and move away from the patient"
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(42)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
British PM Gordon Brown announces he will negotiate with Taliban to end war in Afghanistan
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(334)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Women develop cure for plumber's crack: extra-wide T-back underwear
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(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cat wanders home with deadly snake wrapped around its neck, survives, with scary pic
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(168)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sea lion wanders onto Bay Area town's streets, can haz bukket
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy mackerel -- trout escape fish farm by jumping three feet to freedom through a drainage pipe (w/pic). Halibut that
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(85)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Naked man sent to wrong house for sex"
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(48)
 
(Some Beach Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what these two cuties are looking at
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(113)
 


Tue December 11, 2007
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Company sells bottled 'Holy Water'; discovers technology to stop it from turning to wine
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inmate shared cell with cockroaches, called wahhhhmbulance, won compensation
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mexican 'cannibal' kills himself. No word on whether he served himself with salsa
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(81)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dutch lawmaker plans on making a film that highlights the "fascist" parts of the Koran. No doubt, any grievances agianst the film will be expressed through constructive criticism and healthy debate
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(420)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster's Word of 2007: 'W00t.'
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(276)
 
(DARPA)
 
 
 
A father and son bond over the boy's first visit to a gun range. That was before things got all Dick Cheney
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today's mass shooting by a douchebag brought to you by a school bus stop in Las Vegas
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(247)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There are smarter ways of getting out of jury duty then bringing a 2.5 foot sword into court
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(94)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
This week's librul media fear mongering: Estimated date of complete loss of Arctic sea-ice bumped up from 2040 to 2012. Good thing we all just read that link explaining that greenhouse warming is a myth
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(491)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Darwin helping fight the War on Terror
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(54)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Because it's Tuesday, here's a guy dressed as a robot, heckling Bill Clinton over comments made 15 years ago about rapper Sister Souljah
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(121)
 
(Nanny State UK)
 
 
 
Today's Nanny State News comes from the UK, where they want to regulate the thickness of your sandwich bread
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(97)
 
(Some Arborist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely tree
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(108)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Raw chickens spattered across I-24 in Nashville (w/ wtf pic)
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(128)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You have been detained for threatening to go on a shooting spree using Superpoke™
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(88)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
A former county councilman charged with drunken driving was found at the scene drinking suntan lotion
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(59)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
The lie, the switch and the wardrobe
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(66)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Anybody can get into an altercation and get arrested, but only a select few can provide a mugshot like this one
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(98)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Contest to pick new Florida state song down to three finalists. "Ye olde cracker" and "Man we're stupid" still in the running
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(64)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
After 19 years, Paul Reubens will expose himself to a new generation when he reprises his role of Pee Wee Herman
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(212)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What an actual college football playoff bracket would look like this year
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(207)
 
(iF Magazine)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson has been named TV's Sexiest Woman Ever by AOL users. In a related story, AOL users are retarded and/or blind
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(458)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It is unknown what burglars took from Charlize Theron's home, or when it will be released to the Internet
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(82)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Okay class, get out your maps and try to follow this story: An Ethiopian man being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba has asked the British government not to destroy CIA photographs that prove he was tortured in Morocco
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(71)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Drew Peterson sets up a legal defense fund so you can help him get away with murdering his wife; plans to hire the same private detectives still looking for Nicole Brown Simpson's killer
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(99)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'll take "what's that tingling feeling in my left arm?" For $1000, Alex
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(187)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ice storm glazes nation's midsection, doesn't offer a towel
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(217)
 
(nky.com)
 
 
 
Big Bone Lick ready to grow. "Eventually it'll come."
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(81)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Kid, 16, uses the old "video camera in the bushes" to bust his 48-year-old female neighbor vandalizing his house, including eggs and the smearing of cat poop. Stay classy, Florida tag
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(118)
 
(Fark)
 
Audio
 
Drew on the Buckethead Show: "Wonder if you can trademark 'Jesus'"
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge swears, makes obscene gesture, refers to panel moderator as "the gay black guy," then blames cough syrup for his actions
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McDonald's starts fining its customers who don't eat fast enough
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(210)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Airport fingerprinting goes two-fisted
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
U.S. sportscasters shudder at the thought of having to pronounce Fukudome
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(80)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
"Our research demonstrates that the ongoing rise of atmospheric CO2 has only a minor influence on climate change... attempts to control CO2 emissions are ineffective and pointless -- but very costly"
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(544)
 
(Mass Effect)
 
 
 
IGN gave "Mass Effect" a 9.4/10 rating. GameTrailers gave it a 9.6, and Popular Mechanics calls it "The best RPG to ever hit a console." Popular Mechanics? (Sponsored Link)
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(244)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBC offering refunds to advertisers because their shows suck and no one watches them
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(115)
 
(News Busters)
 
 
 
Continuing to show his commitment to The Cause, Al Gore takes the train to Oslo. His luggage, however, is not so concerned with the climate crisis
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(230)
 
(Groupthink)
 
 
 
Following the misery inflicted on Islam by a toy bear that ended up with calls for the execution of an English woman, more Muslims are stepping forward with stories of long-suppressed emotional trauma imposed on them by so-called reality
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(241)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jokes about Bill Clinton pounding more chocolate booty than Barack Obama may go over well on late night TV, but at a political fundraiser it just leads to uncomfortable silence and next-day apologies
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(113)
 
(my way)
 
 
 
Huckabee's AIDS comments alarm Ryan White's mother. Judith Light set to star in movie about her reaction
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(166)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Vivid Video takes on Pornotube in steamy federal court case. You just know there's going to be a hung jury
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's obligatory "teacher bangs her student" story. Bonus: Story claims she's a former beauty queen (with pic)
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(293)
 
(Dailypost.co.uk)
 
 
 
Shoplifter arrested with beer in his pants. Judges give him suspended sentence and one more chance to sort his life out. After all, he only has 71 previous convictions. (Question: Judges?)
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guess the plot. Article contains the words "Bowling," "Drunk," "Trailer," "Grandkids," "Shooting," "Leroy" and "Dreads." Difficulty: West Virginia
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia's Medvedev backs Putin to become PM. Putin does his best to look surprised
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stacked rocks (76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poll finds GOP field isn't touching voters, probably because they're not conducting the poll in men's restrooms
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(239)
 
(Spiegel Online)
 
 
 
Slow news day in Germany: Stowaway frog in Düsseldorf, runaway cow in Itzehoe. Yes, Itzehoe
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(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Philadelphia's Northeast Airport covered in foam because some kid couldn't resist pushing a big, red, candy-like button
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(90)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fifty-five percent of British want to replace boring old Union Jack with a flag featuring a sunglasses-wearing, flame-haired cartoon dragon (pic)
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(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paragon of investigative journalism CNN posts a shocking article about a Facebook group for girls to post drunk pictures of themselves. If you can imagine such a thing
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(174)
 
(Big Head DC)
 
 
 
White House is saying that the teen who called Bush didn't have the president's secret number -- but news organizations have determined the White House is lying
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(163)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Oprah went on her show tomorrow and said the ultimate key to inner peace is to pretend you're a dog, you wouldn't get through your day without somebody greeting you with a "Woof Woof" while sniffing your ankles
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(127)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans are spending more money on their pets than ever before, which has led to a breathtaking surge in turtle ownership. No, really
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yearly "new strain of flu could kill you" article. Everybody panic, or whatever
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(49)
 
(Japan Probe)
 
 
 
Japan sleeping easier tonight after "coffee bukkake man" arrested
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(79)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Woman retaliates when dog damages her Christmas decorations. And by "retaliate", of course we mean with "gunplay"
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(91)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Global warming kills 18 in the Midwest, and takes out power for 500,000 more
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(328)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Routine traffic stop in Alberta nets RCMP officer $1,000,000 worth of marijuana. Best. Mountie. Christmas. Party. Evar
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistan successfully test-fires cruise missile. Could have been a scary outcome, but witnesses claim Superman redirected it into the sun
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(76)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Funny article: American women are beautiful numbskulls, British women are charming orcs. Serious conclusion: marry Swedes
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(256)
 
(Mental Floss blog)
 
 
 
Seven historical figures who married their cousins
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(89)