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Sun November 18, 2007
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's death by Taser comes to you from Frederick, Maryland
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(426)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't like lousy American beer? It's part of our history
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(164)
 
(Some Picker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this banjo-playing beauty
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(73)
 
(Instant Checkmate)
 
Plug
 
Ever wonder if your neighbor learned Armenian in construction...or in prison? You can check that now and uncover more secrets about the people in your life. (Sponsored Link)
 
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Death toll in Bangladesh cyclone may top 15,000. But enough about that. When's this TV writers' strike going to end?
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Journalist appalled England is ranked the #1 food wasters, how do you expect them to eat ANYTHING with those teeth?
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(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When Spanish king Juan Carlos turned to Hugo Chavez and said "Why don't you shut up?", little did he know he started a capitalist goldmine featuring ringtones, mugs, T-shirts and websites
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(172)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Several residents upset to find out that The Dave Matthews Band now travels by charter jet
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dairy gets busted by food inspectors for not saying there is egg in their egg nog despite the label reading "egg nog"
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(151)
 
(Instant Checkmate)
 
Plug
 
Ever wonder if your neighbor learned Armenian in construction...or in prison? You can check that now and uncover more secrets about the people in your life. (Sponsored Link)
 
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian men's groups call for mandatory newborn paternity tests, following news that up to 25% of Sheila's have someone else's shrimps in their Barbie
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(318)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Latest update from the Department of the Obvious: Detroit declared most dangerous US city
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(195)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
County considers installing talking motion-sensing cameras at public beaches, warning people not to have sex
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Original "Sesame Street" DVDs "intended for grown-ups". Executive Producer says, ""We might not be able to create a character like Oscar now."
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(298)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dixie Beer attempting to return to New Orleans. "Isn't that the beer that made all those hillbillies go blind?"
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(60)
 
(Naples News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Canine asks psychic for a large bird at Collier pet festival. Your dog wants turkey
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Single malt from Islay named Best Whisky In The World. Submitter will raise a glass of it as soon as he can find some Mountain Dew for mix
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(283)
 
(Oshkosh Northwestern)
 
 
 
Do the math - what your taxes really get you (Libertarains free to descend into denial, clap hands over ears, and go "la, la, la, la, la")
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(584)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cold weather is ruining the lives of many golfers as it affects the color of course grass. How can they possibly survive this tragedy?
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(58)
 
(Brave New Films)
 
 
 
Bed bugs found in Fox News Channel newsroom. Fox blames an employee who then promptly proclaims it wasn't him and blames Fark
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(64)
 
(slashfilm)
 
 
 
Someone thought it would be a good idea to model their home theatre after the Enterprise NCC-1701D. Still can't bring a woman over to see it
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jungle plant
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Family of Tawana Brawley, whose charges that she had been raped by six white cops were found to be a hoax by a grand jury and led to defamation judgments against Al Sharpton and her other "advisers", wants the case reopened
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(214)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NJ Gov. Corzine: No, NJ you can't have the Friday after Thanksgiving off. Not yours
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(164)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Son of Brooklyn Brewery founder dead after falling between levels of Manhattan Bridge. Pour some out for a fallen brother
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
12 year-old boy sues to retake test because "Several test takers that were sitting near me spoke loudly, laughed, giggled and sang"
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Is 'Fred Claus' Hollywood's secret weapon in its War on Christmas?"
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Police trying to deter shoplifters. News: By placing cardboard cut-outs of a policewoman in shop windows. Fark: During the trial scheme, one of the cut-outs was stolen
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seattle school officials are telling teachers that Thanksgiving actually is a time of "mourning" since it represents "500 years of betrayal." This, grunge, and Starbucks. What's in the air there?
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(286)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you are an insane helicopter parent who feels that snowflake should never be subjected to vaccines be prepared to spend 10-13 years in jail
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(457)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The FBI two years ago abandoned comparative bullet-lead analysis, but has yet to notify courts or convicted defendants of the faulty test. Gil Grissom is not pleased
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado city seeks to ruin Christmas and take away Fark admins' toys
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(142)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man in car accident attempts self-defense with pocketknife, loses pinkie, gets rushed to hospital but emergency room loses his pinkie. Still gets hospital bill for $3000
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(50)
 
(Some Dumb Hunter)
 
 
 
Hunter discovers that game wardens don't like it when you point your high-powered hunting rifle at them. In fact, it's a felony
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(79)
 
(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
Officer warns student he'll use a Taser. 18-year-old says "Do it," proving that he was likely not in the running for school valedictorian
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(230)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Boston Globe discusses new ways that providers integrate ads into media. That's the Boston Globe, a leader in investigative journalism, buy a copy today
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
For those of you keeping score at home, the professional opinion of state wildlife officials is that the animal terrorizing Florida is not an orangutan, it's just a squirrel. A two-foot tall, bright orange squirrel
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man standing in line gets $35 snatched out of his hand, gives chase in his car, then gets out of his car to finish the chase on foot. Two other men see that he left his keys in the ignition, promptly steal his car
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(41)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you work for Boeing, expect for them to tail you and read your personal email accounts
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(135)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Old and busted: priests molesting young boys. New holiness: dude naked except for nun's hat chasing after young girls
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little squirt
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pre-Power Point presentation to the president
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(52)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders fight for the right to show off their booties
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(133)
 
(lcsun-news)
 
 
 
Today's death by trash compactor brought to you by Las Cruces, NM
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Pet dreams
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OMG, Check out this milf. Totally hot. Oh yeah, busted for letting pit bulls, pot bellied pigs, and her poor kids use the place as a toilet. She's totally hot though. Mother of the year indeed
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(330)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The chief is gesticulating wildly and I see spit flying out of his mouth. 'Oh, he's just saying he's made you his wife.' I'm still trying to come to terms with accidentally eating monkey last night"
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Burglar shoots self in the arm, achieves lifelong dream of becoming a Fark headline
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's first grader suspended from school for drawing one stick figure pointing a gun at another stick figure is brought to you by Oregon
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Strong and specific cyclone kills 1,784 in Bangladesh. No more. No less. Just 1,784 in Bangladesh
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Religious leaders and politicians join forces to fight the greatest evil facing our world: lesbians who want children
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(203)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Talk about bad luck: Man gets shot in the face by "strangers." Drives himself to the hospital but crashes into the emergency room. Gets arrested for possesion of marijuana
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(26)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Traditional English rural villages under siege by joyriding teenagers, drugs, unemployment, and professional idiots
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(33)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Today's senseless wounded child incident involves alcohol, chickens, and trailers
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cat hitchikes from New Jersey to Georgia. I CAN HAZ THUMS?
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(170)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
NYC firefighters planning to swift-boat Rudy. 9/11
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(231)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits debate tough question of whether it should be legal for a man to ride his bike
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this guy and his favorite animal
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(98)
 


Sat November 17, 2007
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Publisher removes fire breathing dragon from book because it may violate government health and safety regulations
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(84)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
White male doctors complain they're being discriminated against in Britain. Because no one is more oppressed than white male doctors
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(326)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bars, nightclubs linked to more drinking. In other news, oxygen linked to breathing
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(67)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Homeland Security fighting to have US citizen deported. His crime? He married after coming to the US almost 30 years ago. And don't even think about that whole "deported to where?" question, terrorist
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(156)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Not new: Doomsday cult buries self in cave. Still not news: think world is going to end. Farked up: Will blow selves up if cops try to stop them
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(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl starts a blog to chronicle her fight against cancer. So naturally, people start flaming it and threatening to kill her on it (pic)
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(260)
 
(whdh news)
 
 
 
Boston University professor allows students to drink beer in class. What could possibly go wrong?
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(77)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Newark airport evacuated due to strange odor totally different from the strange odor normally present in Newark
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(36)
 
(NewsTalk ZB)
 
 
 
The quickest way to get a sex club shut down is to take your 14-year-old stepdaughter and 20 other guys into the orgy room
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(165)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Certain sections of New Orleans are not adequately protected from possible future flooding due to a miscalculation by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
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(88)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
Ten Black Friday scams retailers don't want you to know
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(260)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bolivian residents getting really great deals on Katrina-soaked cars
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(37)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Convicted killer, who was sentenced to be executed, has dropped all appeals and wants to die. As is tradition with the court system, his request was refused
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(53)
 
(WCHS-TV8)
 
 
 
Just...Yeeeeeeecchhhh
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(161)
 
(Blog Maverick)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban tests Bill O'Reilly's principles by running commercials for Redacted during his program
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(137)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Retailer considers adding J-cup bra to keep up with the ever-expanding bustlines of its customers
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(193)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Belgian researchers say tests using robotic roaches show that complex patterns can arise from simple behavior. The next study will use a robot chicken. Seriously
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(61)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Ringleader screws up plea deals on bank robbery charge for his whole crew after courtroom outburst, cunning planning strikes again
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Specs for Nazi Überschwerer Kampfschreitpanzer: (Superheavy Armored Walking Tank)
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(163)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Climate change is "severe and so sweeping that only urgent, global action" can head it off
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(435)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes a funny headline wouldn't do the submission justice - From the WTF department
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(164)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
US Customs & Immigration stop Canadian ambulance rushing a heart attack victim to Detroit, makes crew get out, questions patient, who had already been defibrilated twice on the trip
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(178)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"So it started when I drove into the bank parking lot but I guess I did it kind of wrong because this guy comes at me with a wrench..."
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(55)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
A New Jersey SWAT team learns the hard way that you shouldn't let a Hooters waitress hold your weapon
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(175)
 
(This is Cheshire)
 
 
 
You see a man collapse behind the wheel in front of a hospital. What do you do? If you're a meter maid, you write a ticket
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for Thanksgiving: "Mental Floss's Manly Turkey Recipes," featuring the Turducken and the Bacon-Wrapped Turkey, Mmm... bacon
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(93)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hide your Lite-Brites, kids, Boston police are going door to door intimidating parents into permitting warrantless searches of children's rooms for evidence of crimes
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(276)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ninth Circuit rules that targets of warrantless wiretapping can't sue because it's a secret. Shhh... don't tell anyone
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(113)
 
(Ocala)
 
 
 
If you're a toothless, ATV riding white guy in a sleeveless flannel shirt and dirty jeans; the Sheriff would like you to return to two practice bombs you stole from the bombing range
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Latest electronic device that has sold out of stores due to high demand and consumer frenzy is the new... Zune?
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(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Bangladesh military hunts for survivors" Um... shouldn't they be "searching" for them?
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ribbon-cutting executives
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(78)
 
(MyFOX N.E. Wisconsin)
 
 
 
Elementary teacher suspended for using alleged racist rhyme: "Eeny, meeny, miney, mo"
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(435)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans view Muslims and Mormons positively. Well, a bare majority. Like just a hair over half
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(126)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Car rally brought to standstill... by 160 squealing pigs
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(20)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
It takes a lot to surprise 90-year-old Hollywood veteran Kirk Douglas. John Travolta and The Sun are there
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(58)
 
(Cedar Rapids Gazette)
 
 
 
Cat alerts couple to carbon-monoxide poisoning in home. I can has lifesaving medal?
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(401)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Brilliant escape is executed when an inmate goes to the dentist, and doesn't return
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(21)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pilot suspended after landing his helicopter to gather wild mushrooms for his mother. Apparently LSD was no longer available in the retirement village
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two killed in Iowa balloon crash. Nena 97 shy of being impressed
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(27)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Caucasian man mistaken for African-American suspect (w/photos of both men)
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(95)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese entrepreneurs pan for ass gold
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(32)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Not News: Legislator holds hearing to dispute science of global warming. News: No scientists invited. Fark: When asked why, replies, "Well, I mean, where are we going to get scientists? We're limited here in KY to what we can do"
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(171)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch to make content on Wall Street Journal free to all visitors. Because really, what kind of loser would pay real money to access part of website? That's just stupid
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the poorly-named car category: the Ecooter. But, hey, it only needs a PAP Smear every 50,000 miles
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even though body heat is the best heat, it looks like strippers in Alaska will have to stay four feet from their customers this winter
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A bus in Montana ran into a deer yesterday, injuring half the population of Montana, and killing one deer. It's OK, there are lots of deer in Montana
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(24)
 
(Some Croc)
 
 
 
Photoshop this human-animal encounter
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(83)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the most significant find in generations, hobbyist discovers new photos of Abraham Lincoln. At Gettysburg. In 3-D (with pics)
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(137)
 
(U.S. Patent Office)
 
 
 
Did you know that the comb-over has been patented in the U.S. since 1974?
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(47)
 
(Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Police investigate a report that a thief broke into a man's apartment and ate his leftover Shepherd's Pie, leaving the dirty Pyrex pan in the sink. The local newspaper reports on this developing story
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(53)
 


Fri November 16, 2007
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man checks his phone signal on the train tracks. He can't hear you now
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(132)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Poor Prince William is starting to look a lot like his father
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thirty-six million drivers think nobody knows how to drive except them
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(285)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Female TV news anchor doesn't only read the news, she makes it. Bonus: lazy eye DWI mugshot goodness
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(129)
 
(WEWS 5)
 
 
 
Toddler diagnosed with bizarre disease rendering him allergic to beef, turkey, chicken, pork, lamb, dairy, eggs. That only leaves beer
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(106)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
New Zealand won't allow people to immigrate there if they're fat
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(122)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Institute, Pittsburgh office : Homeless people get arrested on purpose to get free food and somewhere to sleep. Remember this the next time all the hotels in town are booked
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(52)
 
(OC Register)
 
 
 
Another example of schools going down the drain. Without bands how will they get the smart ones to stay?
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More cities using GPS to keep employees from using cars for personal trips; insist it's to help maintain the cars better, not spy on people. Bonus: Town in story saved 14,000 gallons of gas in three months
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(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Viewers accuse NBC Nightly News of electronically broadcasting rain background while on location in Cleveland, because Brian Williams stayed dry
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why the "obvious" tag exists
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(162)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Japan to resume Humpback whale hunting. In other news, astronomers spot giant cylinder heading for earth
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(117)
 
(Mannequin)
 
 
 
Photoshop these perfect little snowflakes
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Precious little snowflake suspended after dyeing her hair pink because the school conduct code says that hair color must be "natural"
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(214)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Finally, a competition that Farkers should win easily, "The World's Biggest Liar." Subby would enter, but has a dinner date with Jessica Alba next week, and is on his way to the gym in 26 minutes
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(170)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Whale found beached in the Amazon 1000 miles away from the Ocean. Scientists suspect the whale became disoriented and got lost, still no explanation for the bowl of petunias
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(72)
 
(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Stay off of his lawn too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not getting the memo that last week's prayer vigil was a success, the Federal Government approves drought relief for the Southeastern U.S
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
New math textbook in Texas elementary schools has 109,263 errors, still gets approval from state board
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First they guilted them into not buying blood diamonds if they really cared about Africa, now celebrities are being asked not to snort cocaine. What's the point of being famous these days?
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(AP)
 
 
 
I can has mistrial?
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(165)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Group of atheists demand families of slain troopers stop honoring them with crosses, everyone conform to their world view
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(US News)
 
 
 
Five myths about $3 gas
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(Time)
 
 
 
Congratulations New Hampshire -- you're America's most drinkingest state. Live drunk or die
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Rastafarian caught with 20 pounds of pot argues it is his "God-given right" to smoke, possess and sell marijuana. Turns out judges don't agree with that point of view, Ja
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(Voiz Iz Neias)
 
 
 
If you see a man wearing phylacteries on your train do you A) Take pride in America's multiculturalism B) Point and laugh at the silly jew, or C) Stop the train and call the police because there is a suspicious person with a box on his head?
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China bans firemen from using their hoses in exchange for using their hoses
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Women smells something strange in her new $350,000 home, decides to light gas fireplace to get rid of the smell. Hilarity ensues
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Officials dip fence posts in the hottest chili peppers known to man to deter drunk elephants after Paris Hilton gives up her efforts. Buffalo residents once again chuckle and order another round of suicide wings
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Redneck goldmine: former pro wrestler promises to convert homeless women into wrestlers, then pimps them out in Latino nightclubs and trailer parks
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"The truth is that newspaper employees hate local TV news for its cheesiness almost as much as media activists hate large media corporations for their larginess"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're a judge who punishes drunk drivers. Do you a) abstain from liquor to set an example, b) drink occasionally to promote moderation, or c) get shiatfaced & pass out at the wheel? Bonus quote: "I'm a judge, bro"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first rule of Mile High Club is that you don't talk about Mile High Club. The second rule of Mile High Club is that you don't threaten the stewardess
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(Slate)
 
 
 
E-mail usage declines amongst the young, in favor of IM and text messages. Businesses are expecting a fully illiterate workforce by 2040
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(myTelus)
 
 
 
Sure, you can call 911 to report a fake bank robbery, but they're not going to send the officers who are busy arresting you
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(28)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Man applies for job as cop, gets an immediate position in the jail
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Landlord threatens to release secret sex tape featuring tenant if she doesn't pay her damn rent. Guess where?
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(115)
 
(Nevada Appeal)
 
 
 
Cop lucky to be alive after kids smart enough to know how to chamber a round, but too stupid to take off the safety try to kill him with his own gun
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(218)
 
(Pursegirl)
 
 
 
Yipes 101: Over a quarter of college students have "mental illness"
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(342)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
Video
 
Hooker in fishnets delays softball game between lobbyists
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(117)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark hasn't had a great online game greenlit in a while. Cure submitter's Friday afternoon boredom by linking to your favourite in thread
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(242)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's WTF website: "Men who look like old lesbians" (101)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New police Constable at Kings Cross station has his own office, free reign of the station and all the mice he can eat
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Feds seize two tons of Ron Paul coins
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"I'm no nerd," claims math record holder. Pic begs to differ
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(144)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
"The makers of video games tend to forget what the medium does best: Allow us to blow sh*t up" (Sponsored Link)
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(71)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do lobsters feel pain when you cook them alive? Yes, study shows. Do you really care if they feel pain? No, because they're so delicious
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders suspended for spelling out school mascot's name on their butts (video)
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(186)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember the NYC restaurant with the $25K dessert? You may want to wait until they get rid of the rats and roaches
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(57)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Michael Vick's former mansion is for sale, dog carcasses included at no extra charge
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(50)
 
(ABC 2)
 
 
 
Does Baltimore have an image problem? Crime? Check. Poverty? Check. Drugs? Check. Hmmm...
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(212)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Todays rhyming theme: Photoshop a snail, a trail and a fail (LGT senseless GIS)
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Connecticut Fark Party TONIGHT. The Old Dublin, Wallingford, 7pm
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(34)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Five PowerPoint slides you can use to spice up your next presentation
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(180)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
People moving to Utah at a rate faster than Mormons can reproduce
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering how many people your company's products can disembowel and still stay in business, it's three. Four if they survive the newest lawsuit
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(145)
 
(Connection Newspapers)
 
 
 
CIA panty thief says he has no money for restitution. If only there were some sort of market for used panties, maybe in Japan or somewhere
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One of Britain's biggest Cold War mysteries solved: Who killed frogman Lieutenant Commander "Buster" Crabbe?
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Proving the FSM thing is totally played out, academics plan conference to discuss its cultural and theological significance
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(539)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man discovers just how bad his financial troubles are after his vehicle -- and his kids -- get repossessed
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(91)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? HOLY CRAP
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(181)
 
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Cop dismayed to discover that just because there aren't a lot of 6'5" naked guys on PCP running around, doesn't mean you get to taser the school janitor instead
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(wesh.com)
 
 
 
Fark: It's not news, it's an online time waster. It was on television, so it must be true
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(67)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Nanny State puts man on probation for having sex with his bicycle in the privacy of his own home
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(157)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Testosterone to be given to menopausal women to increase sex drive, scratch themselves, lift heavy things when other women are around
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(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts seeks to preserve the battered, broken remains of a rock which a senile 18th-century man claimed was something a Pilgrim once stepped on, according to his father
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(66)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Why curses kill people
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(123)
 
(JournalGazette)
 
 
 
Sandwichgate grips Washington, D.C. "I don't like turkey," he said. "I don't even eat it on Thanksgiving"
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(68)
 
(Some Trashy Gal)
 
 
 
MIT scientists develop a new process to deal with the shrinking landfill problem: Zap the waste with man-made lightning
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(93)
 
(USMC Life)
 
 
 
"Hey honey, we're streaking. We're going up through the quad to the gymnasium. Everybody's doing it"
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(34)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Ambulance crashes into Starbucks. If only there were some chemical that could increase driver alertness
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann to face charges of child neglect for leaving their kids alone while they went drinking in Portugal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man sues woman for sorcery after her cure for his relationship problems--involving cracking an egg into his underpants--did not appear to be very effective
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(28)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Robber holds up Kentucky ice cream store. With a stapler
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(45)
 
(Some Wedding Planner)
 
 
 
Hot female teacher, 39, caught having sex with boy, 16, tries to avoid charges by getting married to him before the trial. With want/do not want mug shot
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(164)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Five-year-old boy expelled from British primary school as a "health and safety risk" for throwing a building block at another student. When they came for the paste eaters, I said nothing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Squirrel Olympics begin with 300-yard crawl by cute and rare red squirrel (with pics)
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again: AAA says people don't give a crap about gas prices and will travel like they always do
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(71)
 
(Norman Transcript)
 
 
 
Happy 100th birthday, Oklahoma. You don't look a day over 80
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Man robs bank. News: Man caught wearing clothes that are covered with bank dye. Fark: He had two days to change clothes, but liked the tie-dye pattern
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Brits would leave their partners if they won a £1 million jackpot. The other third are ready to do it for a £100 scratch-off prize
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Emergency crews save life of man whose jaw stuck open while he was yawning. "We can laugh about it now -- but it wasn't funny at the time"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Patient booked for routine knee operation receives "complex and life-threatening" brain surgery, proves Fermat's last theorem
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(54)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of people dubbed Yuppies in the 1980s are now struggling financially
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(110)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Father finds package of pornographic material and sex toys addressed to his 13-year-old daughter. Gives package to police who "have no suspects." You don't think that the 13-year-old could... noooo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that woman who got kicked off a plane for her skirt being too short? Yeah, she's posing for Playboy
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(172)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anger management counsellor fired after beating up his girlfriend over a leaky shower
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ten injured in Airbus crash at French airport after the plane slammed nose-first into an anti-noise barrier and its tail hit the tarmac. (With pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK teachers union wants government to censor RateMyTeachers to protect their feelings. Ah Britain, you were cool once
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man on his motorbike
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(71)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Aussie breaks record for carrying full beer glasses
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three men break and enter, one man leaves and is prosecuted for homicide. Not what you think
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(298)
 
(ENN)
 
 
 
First cigarettes and then trans fat. Now the health fascists want you to give up your... Mr. Pibb?
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(152)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Any story which includes the phrase "drunken late night rabbit shoot" is sure to end well
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(22)
 


Thu November 15, 2007
(STLToday)
 
 
 
A local outcry about asshat parents who created MySpace hoax that led to 13-year-old's suicide
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(354)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Eighteen-year-old is considering shaving his head for his girlfriend so other girls won't look at him. Dude, you're doing it wrong (article pasted in first post for those having registration issues)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People with a sense of moral superiority tend to be douchebags. Obvious tag explodes into black hole
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(109)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Ninth Circuit says that since Americans use SUVs as four-wheel-drive station wagons, they should have the same gas mileage as cars
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(225)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Male stripper who dresses as a cop and goes by the name "Sergeant Eros" is on trial for illegally impersonating an officer
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(86)
 
(Puff Daddy)
 
 
 
Memphis-area hospitals to ban smoking on hospital property. Somehow, this is considered controversial there (with sad photo goodness)
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(185)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"NBC streams 'The Office' online with ads and avoids paying writers by calling it a promotion. Yet when a 15-year-old posts an episode online without compensating writers, the studios call it piracy"
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(262)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
South Dakota man downs 5.5 ounces of hot sauce. Buffalo residents chuckle as they ask for their next order of wings
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(119)
 
(Some Safety Commission)
 
 
 
Candles recalled due to fire hazard. It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife. Oh, and guess where they're made
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're so drunk that you have your 13-year-old drive for you, better make sure he's sober
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(55)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fat firefighters face flak from Fark favorite. Fitness fights fatality, fatass
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A nudist travel group that advertises "Leave your swimsuits at home, no need to dress for dinner" has just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in California. That's a real bummer
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
High school board argues that the Gay-Straight Alliance is a "sex-based club" and allowing it to meet at the school would violate a Florida law requiring schools to teach abstinence and "heterosexual marriage"
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(280)
 
(He said Joystick)
 
 
 
In a stroke of marketing genius, exhibition centre schedules an X-rated Sexpo event and a computer games event at the same time (items 4 and 5 in the list). Thousands of nerds grab their joysticks and attend
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(36)
 
(Polyester Overload)
 
 
 
Proof that 1977 was the WORST. CLOTHING. YEAR. EVER
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(272)
 
(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
DEA storms in on cancer patients with guns drawn, notifies them that, "No you can't have your doctor-prescribed drugs. Not yours." With video goodness
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stereo speakers
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(67)
 
(KTVU)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds indicted in BALCO case by federal grand jury
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(346)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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(185)
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher disrobes in front of fourth-grade class. Best day of school ... EVER
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(164)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pot-bellied pigs run wild on Iowa streets, making Iowa the coolest place to live... for like 35 minutes
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
81-year old DJ describes his recent mugging as a "marvellous" experience
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(40)
 
(Belleville News Democrat)
 
 
 
According to the Shrine, the story of Christ's birth was missing just one thing: Lasers
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The CDC reported today that a mutated version of the common cold virus has caused 10 deaths in the last 18 months. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New study shows that instant messaging helps teens to avoid the embarassment of, you know, like actually talking to people, like in person and all, OMG
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(115)
 
(Some Gambler)
 
 
 
Gambling discovered inside casino
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(50)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In a matter of hours, a Category 5 typhoon will hit a city of over 14 million people. CNN doesn't think this is news but you might
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(235)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
You're called to a bus because a man is in a diabetic coma. Do you a) investigate cautiously, b) check medical signs and call for help, or c) taser the comatose man repeatedly?
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(114)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Don't fret about Thanksgiving flight delays: The government has a plan
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these boxers
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kansas cowboy, tired of all the depressing stories on the nightly newscast, decided to hop on his horse and ride out to search America for some good news. 1,700 miles later, he's still ridin'
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(74)
 
(Some University)
 
 
 
"A consistently high level of physical activity from young adulthood into middle age increases the odds of maintaining a stable weight and lessens the amount of weight gained over time." Who knew?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cows escape from a flipped semi on the intersteak. The bovine uprising continues
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to work in a kindergarten class as part of his community service. Unfortunately, the court worker missed the part where he had been previously convicted of pedophilia... three times
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(102)
 
(WXII12.com)
 
 
 
Teacher lives out every other teacher's fantasy; slams the door in the face of one of his students which sparks a fistfight between the two. Bonus: The teacher taught a conflict resolution class
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(99)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two cops help a woman on death row get pregnant so she can avoid the firing squad. That's some fine police work there, Lou
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(151)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Artist claims he's been banned from showing his work due to censorship. Gallery officials argue he's just too dumb to fill out paperwork: "It's not even that much nudity. He is airbrushing nude aliens" (pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where is your God now? Two days after praying for rain, the Southeast gets hit with violent storms that rip the roof off a church
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(235)
 
(New York Times)
 
 
 
Good: NYC mayor outlines plan to remove bad teachers from schools. Bad: Plan requires hiring teams of lawyers and consultants
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Missing dog returned after seven years, presumably in Tibet
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(33)
 
(Radar Online)
 
 
 
NYU kids would rather get a year's worth of free tuition (more than $30k) than vote. Turns out college kids are smarter than we all thought
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(97)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
City bans sagging pants. Plumbers are afraid to respond to work calls, fearing arrest
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(123)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Protestors in Georgia dispersed by "acoustic weapon". Amnesty International fires off strongly worded letter to the UN that it's inhumane to play Nickelback at any volume
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Broadway talks to resume this weekend. The important parts will be overdramatized in a song that could have been stated in one sentence
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(65)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
In Utah, a gas station has the locals in an uproar over what? Make sure your kids aren't in the room, this is ugly: SELLING BEER ON SUNDAY
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(149)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ban possible on pet shock devices, will only be acceptable for use on radio interns
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(109)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Researchers have found the long sought Oral Sex Gene (BJ753), research now proceeds to nuptial confection injection trials
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(252)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Maine construction site bans smoking. Comment at bottom of page: "If they don't want smokers, Irish, illegal aliens, Martians, etc. then don't hire them"
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
We learned a lot. Primarily, girls don't have balls
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(132)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Three hippies decide to build a raft and take it down the mighty Mississippi. Bonus: Only one has actually read "Huck Finn"
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(58)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Two bodies found in construction site in LeMont, IL outside Chicago. Stebic, Peterson, Hoffa... who knows?
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British court rules one-armed, radical Muslim cleric can be extradited to the United States. Sam Gerard heard muttering, "Not this shiat again"
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(47)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Did the NSA put a secret backdoor in new encryption standard? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
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(187)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The new dollar goes into circulation today. It features James Madison, who is famous for beating Stephon Marbury one-on-one and also had something really wrong with the left side of his mouth
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(196)
 
(Some Demolisher)
 
 
 
If you're going to demolish a building, the least you could do is make sure no one's inside it
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(62)
 
(Drew)
 
 
 
Fark party SF wrap and Fark on "Jeopardy"
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(100)
 
(Fox News 6)
 
 
 
Woman suspected of six armed robberies. Kali unavailable for comment
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worst. Dealership. Name. EVER
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(327)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Irwin family statue unveiled, sealed with formula to prevent harmful rays
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(72)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Businesses increasingly posting signs telling customers "No cell phones" and ignoring people with a phone glued to their ear
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(535)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
I'll see your "drunk 26-year-old has sex with 15-year-old" and raise you a "28-year-old gets pregnant by 15-year-old boy." Strangely, it's not Florida (with video)
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(83)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston police officer, convicted of drug trafficking, blames crime on police department, which let him work while addicted to drugs
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(27)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Homeowner decorates roof with thousands of bees in boxes -- neighborhood battle ensues (with video, pic goodness)
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(70)
 
(The Sub-Standard)
 
 
 
Teens in Ontario choosing to spend a fifth year in high school to improve their grades and play sports rather than taking Grade 13 in one of the province's many fine community colleges
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(50)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man who was fired by the City of Chicago when they learned that he had 22 criminal convictions (instead of six) is re-hired after arguing he merely forgot the other 16 convictions
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(24)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Editor of college paper fired after hanging noose in newsroom, claims he didn't know it could be taken as a racial thing in the wake of Jena: "I didn't even think of it. I don't watch the news"
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(153)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Tourist train seeing increasing number of hikers mooning them. "They were horrified. Little kids cried. Some people cracked up and thought it was funny. But a lot of people were highly offended"
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(111)
 
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
6'5" man? Check. Naked? Check. Higher than a kite on PCP? Check. Break out the Tasers, boys
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(37)
 
(Some Aussie)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Thugs use goon bag to bash goths." Subby has never been so proud to be Australian
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian firetruck responding lights ablaze to a U.S. fire under a longstanding aid agreement is stopped at the border. For eight minutes. While the paperwork is checked
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(90)
 
(Post Star)
 
 
 
Man attempts to hotwire his own truck without putting it in park, then attempts to keep truck from moving by stepping in front of it
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(41)
 
(Inigo Montoya)
 
 
 
Inconceivable
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(426)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Blogs vs. print is not just tired, it's expired. My hat's off to anyone who intelligently digests the news of the day and makes it readable to other people"
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(18)
 
(Trumann Democrat)
 
 
 
If you're in a confrontation with a juvenile and he leaves to get a rifle, don't ask him what he's going to do with it, because sometimes the answer is "shoot you in the groin"
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(31)
 
(NWF Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk 26-year-old woman has sex with 15-year-old boy, earns honorary teaching degree (with mugshot pic)
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(229)
 
(Short News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready actual headline: "Government inspectors come down hard on penis pasta"
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(58)
 
(Some guy)
 
 
 
School nurses still exist? Apparently so and they want in on the action, just like in that one movie
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(69)
 
(All Headline News)
 
 
 
For whatever reason, hot Swedish women are going topless to protest something or other that must be important
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(142)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian doomsday cult barricades themselves in cave to await imminent end of the world. Guess they heard the new Eagles album too
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(37)
 
(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
A man is going to be evicted from his home for playing Buddy Holly songs on his guitar too loudly. Will he stop? "That'll be the day when I die," he says
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(52)
 
(KXMB)
 
 
 
Man loses hunting privileges when he shoots a moose for biting his sister
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(72)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Psychlogists say that students whose names start with C or D get lower grades than those whose names start with A or B. Sure George, you can blame Iraq on the letter G
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(110)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man seriously burned trying to untangle balloons from high voltage power lines
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman sees Jesus and Mary in a pancake but decides that putting it on a rabbit's head would be blasphemous
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(103)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Today's not news: Man robs store. News: Shoots himself in the hip while fleeing. Fark: Also loses his pants. Florida pants trifecta now in play
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk woman said she was just "being silly" when she jumped on the tracks and tried to stop a freight train. Train was also in silly mood, so only sent her flying 30 feet and suffer some head injuries and broken leg
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tropical fish have evolved to live out of water for months on time in order to attend church and play lawn darts with Jesus
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(294)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Erratic driver impatiently explains to police his pants are unzipped because he's getting some, has no "time for this (expletive)," and is "heading home for more." Female passenger would like to go home now
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Regardless of the price of gas, you should never do this
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Possible orangutan on the loose. Or a bigfoot. Could be a skunkape. Cat? Maybe it's a spidermonkey. It could be a raccoon. Well, we don't really know what it is but we bet it likes doughnuts
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(56)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"It appears the woman had moved into her garage and let the dogs live in the house at 16034 Frost Drive, he said. The house, which had not been cleaned of dog feces for some time..."
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(40)
 
(American- Statesman)
 
 
 
Today's "nine-hour SWAT siege of an unoccupied building" story brought to you by Austin, Texas
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the Interesting Facts Department: In Western Australia, the legal age for lesbian sex is 16. Also, if you are interested, the article contains the usual teacher/student affair allegations
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(36)
 
(Some Gender Guy/Gal)
 
 
 
Coed locker rooms given green light in Maryland. In a related development, Maryland braces for massive population influx
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(139)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
''I don't want to incriminate myself, but that was some good fire weed in the car,'' Troy McClean told police
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rejoice, citizens -- UK to extend baggage screening hell to ports and railways, require new buildings to be terror-proof, install even more cameras. Freedom Is Slavery
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(110)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
TSA screeners fail to detect liquid explosive and detonators in test, but were able to successfully confiscate a bottle of water and some shampoo
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British prime minister wants Internet companies to do more to "fight terror." "Fight terror" apparently being a euphemism for blocking things he doesn't agree with
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(32)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
SWAT teams brings guns into Hooters for a night of fun with the waitresses. Luckily someone had a camera
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(151)
 
(Some Sweetie)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: Jellybeans
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
People in line to board a plane start booing the airline's staff when they leave their post to help a woman suffering from a fatal heart attack
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(99)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Disney would appreciate it if people would stop spreading the ashes of loved ones around their parks
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(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australians named worst emitters. It's all that Vegemite
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(64)
 
(Some Battlefield)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wooden tower
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(63)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 132: "On The Wagon." Details and rules in thread. LGT next week's theme
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(97)
 


Wed November 14, 2007
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman with close family ties to lottery ticket retailer under investigation for $12.5 million win. Her defense? "That's not true and I don't want to discuss this anymore."
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(70)
 
(FNQ League of Farktards)
 
 
 
Man calls shenanigans on Shenanigans after paranoid Shenanigans patrons get him ejected from Shenanigans for reading a book with "terrorist" in the title. Shenanigans
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've seen a kangaroo on the loose in suburbs of Tampa, please notify the sheriff's department. Do not approach the kangaroo yourself. All kangaroos should be considered legged and dangerous
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(73)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Officials in Dallas have booted five cars belonging to U.S. Army recruiters to get the Army to pay parking fines
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(117)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego school kids assigned to write thank you notes to firefighters for "saving their homes". Even the kids whose homes burned to the ground. Awkward
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Incident involving a pumpkin, beer and acrylic nails lands 2 people in jail"
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(28)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Milwaukee radio station launches desperate manhunt for Lambeau creep who grabbed TD-scoring Packers' junk after traditional jump into stands
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(98)
 
("Buck" the Chicken Farmer)
 
 
 
Urban chicken farmers under fire in Montana. In other news, Montana has communities that can be refered to as 'urban areas'
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
eBay headquarters evacuated over mystery package. Bidding up over $100
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Don't be fooled: Winter is on its way." Finally, some groundbreaking journalism
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(58)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
American fighter plane from WWII re-emerges from sand in Wales, promptly humps a sheep (with pic of plane)
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(104)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
OJ Trial 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(93)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Lowe's apologizes for calling "Holiday Trees" "Christmas trees" in its catalog. "It was a complete error," it grovels. "We're extremely disappointed in this breakdown in our own creative process"
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(292)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Baby seal walks from Pacific coast through California town to get to an animal shelter. (with photo of the proud little bugger)
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(110)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
A sex offender breaches a court order which bans him from "touching, feeling or measuring" any muscle areas
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pussification of the Republic of Boulder continues - no more Valedic... er, Student Grade Leader People
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(191)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two women rescue cop from mangled cruiser after single-car accident, then issue him a citation for wreckless driving
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leafy wall
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(81)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Cops bust your underage drinking party. Do you: C) take 50 people hostage with a sledgehammer and barricade yourself in a barn for five hours until the cops give up and leave?
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet another steamy teacher/student sex story. Wait, the teacher was a guy? Get the pitchforks and torches (with appropriately creepy photo)
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(298)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Financial documents show Westboro Baptist church has $1M in assets, or about $10M less than Fred Phelps needs to satisfy the lawsuit he just lost
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(311)
 
(Looking for a date?)
 
 
 
City puts pictures of prostitutes on website. Go ahead. Crack open a beer and take a look. But keep a little eye bleach handy
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(203)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man convicted of sex crime after calling number he saw scrawled on restroom wall
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(180)
 
(NBC13)
 
 
 
Man is arrested for threatening to kill all the passengers on full Greyhound bus. In other news, Greyhound is still in business and people are still taking buses
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(190)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Some employers now allowing workers to bring babies to the office, because apparently Fark isn't enough to fully derail productivity
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(284)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Senator bookmarks $125m towards abstinence education programs. "There are people who say that abstinence education doesn't work, but I've seen a lot of indicators that it does work."
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(280)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America's favorite hippie pot head turned conservative/libertarian humorist turns 60 today
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(202)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
Video
 
Worst offense by medical staff during Clooney's hospital stay? Hot nurse who took temp with hoo-ha
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(119)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Atheists in Utah sue the state claiming that crosses honoring fallen Utah Highway Patrol officers are offensive. No response yet from the State as they are still dumbfounded that there are actually atheists in Utah
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(747)
 
(BEER!)
 
 
 
Now there is no excuse for developing liver cirrhosis, except the $200 for the home test really cuts into your drinking budget
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The annual list of the worst toys that you'll probably end up buying your kids anyways this holiday season
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(167)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
McDonald's, which plans to add "upscale" drinks to its menu, has yet to learn that adding "Mc" to the names of menu items is pretty much the exact opposite of "upscale"
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(168)
 
(IFC)
 
Video
 
"I don't use tampons, I air dry." (Sponsored Link)
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Columbia students bravely face second week of hunger strike protest with laptop computers, lamps, a water heater, music speakers, a Facebook page, text-message updates and shelter at the nearby Malcolm X lounge in case it rains
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(158)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee man forces his teen daughters to wear electric dog collars. Then the story gets creepy. Tennessee trifecta complete, waiting for Fark tag
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(127)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee will fire up Ole' Sparky by request only
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(64)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Soon it may be illegal to have a sofa on the front porch of your trailer if you live in Tennessee. Where's your First Amendment now?
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(103)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Santas rebel against PC attempts to ban traditional greeting of "ho, ho, ho" because it may be derogatory to women
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(145)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Physician reuses dirty syringes, exposes hundreds of his patients to hepatitis. Bonus: officials keep his identity secret so he can keep practicing
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(115)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German man seeking Swiss citizenship is fuming after they demand that he take a language class to learn his native tongue
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(84)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
No, Virginia, there is no Santa Claus. Mainly because it doesn't tie into our school curriculum
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(83)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Problem: 380 murders in Philadelphia. Solution: Remove billboards depicting the movie "Hitman". In other news, movies cause drug dealers to kill each other, not poverty or lack of education
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(195)
 
(KRQE - Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Students protesting for cheaper birth control "So students don't have to make a choice between their birth control and their cell phone bill or their birth control and their gym membership"
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(557)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys cloned monkeys
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(121)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Woman claims coverup when speeding cop cruiser from nearby city crashes into her car, 18 other city cops respond to cite her for improper lane change
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(471)
 
(WCVB)
 
 
 
Woman with apparently nothing better to do on crusade to make sure you not only feel guilty for using plastic bags, but also be taxed for using them
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(197)
 
(Condi Rice)
 
 
 
Answer: A Hizbollah Mole. Question: What do you call an illegal alien from Lebanon working as a waitress at a shish kabob restaurant in Detroit who then got a highly sensitive position within the CIA
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(637)
 
(Some Gourd)
 
 
 
Photoshop this veggie horse
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(64)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
The most interesting map you will see all day, of the Western World's heaviest alcohol drinkers. Not surprisingly the heaviest consumers are Ireland, France, the Czech Republic and Nevada
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(196)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Baptists pass resolutions against homosexuality and predatory lending. Rainbow Payday Loans unavailable for comment
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pakistan opposition leader Khan arrested, exiled to Seti Alpha V
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(80)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Judge strikes down medical malpractice suit caps, noting it is unconsitutional and pumps far less money into the court system than it used to
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(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man sues Chinese censors for cutting out steamy sex scenes from movie, claiming that it "infringes on his consumer rights"
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(23)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
In perhaps the greatest scientific discovery of all time, the nitrates in bacon have been found to minimize the damage caused by heart attacks. Bonus: they don't cause cancer either
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(188)
 
(WINK News)
 
 
 
Man fired for turning in fugitive coworker and being "detrimental to the company" gets support from outraged community (with video)
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(134)
 
(Times Herald Record)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago today marks the beginning of the end for the Mafia, thanks to one New York state trooper
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(109)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman wins compensation after contracting cancer by hugging her father
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch police in the real world have arrested a teenager for stealing virtual furniture in a virtual world
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(80)
 
(thisisplymouth)
 
 
 
Police calling for better criminal record checks on Santa Claus
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(19)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
What do animals do when humans aren't looking?
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(81)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Novelist, playwright Ira Levin dead at 78. For those of you too young to remember, he wrote "The Stepford Wives." No, not that one. The real one
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US to spend $1,600,000,000,000 on universal health care, free college education for all. Just kidding, it's for war, and it's already gone
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(850)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In true Australian style, respectful wake turns into 80-man brawl
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(24)
 
(Fox 25 Boston)
 
 
 
It must be sweeps month. The latest threat to America? Deadly soccer goalposts... EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's rarest marsupials all have syphilis after one went down to Darwin
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
When the world's fattest hedgehog arrives at an animal sanctuary, The Sun is there. Trust me, the pic is worth the click
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"He ran through our yard naked and he jumped into our truck. Instantaneously, I thought someone was just playing in it. Once he got to the gate and crashed through the gate, I knew something wasn't right"
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"A cat is baffling his owner by wandering off at night before expecting to be collected by car every morning at exactly the same time and place 1.5 miles away" (pic)
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Nazi memorabilia including autographed Mein Kampf to fetch high prices at auction this weekend. Prescott Bush unavailable for comment
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The pickup in Spain was hit mainly by the train
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Spaceflights are now being sold on Virgin Galactic for $50,000 per minute. If thats too expensive you can go to the International Space Station for only $1,240 a minute. Subby still waiting for price quote to ride in the Death Star
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Swiss group recruits volunteers to have sex with the handicapped. "Having sex is a basic human need like eating and drinking and we have to fight for this right for the disabled"
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Even though it has no cabin crew or passengers, British Airways is still flying dozens of empty planes across the Atlantic because it doesn't want to lose valuable take-off and landing slots at Heathrow and Gatwick
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Photoshop these seven deadly masks
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Since it worked so well in Britain, the Aussies need help coming up with a national motto
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Researchers say women could constantly binge-drink without doing any harm to their unborn child. Somewhere Britney is shouting "I told you so"
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Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor is happy her husband has a new woman. He has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember her, so she's happy he's happy
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Toilet-themed restaurant flushes away competition
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coolest one-room hotel room with a view of the Eiffel Tower you'll see all week (pics)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One-third of British adults are so stupid when it comes to geography that they think Mount Everest is in Europe instead of Africa
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Crime takes over in neighborhoods left empty by home foreclosures. On the bright side, the pot growers mow their lawns
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(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
Homeowner threatened with a Taser gun, forced to the ground and handcuffed by a National Park Service ranger for refusing to stop cleaning up oily beach beneath his home
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Unable to link him with Al Qaeda, officials decide not to charge boy who started wild fires in California
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Everyone's favorite Internet Peter Pan is getting married. Yes, to a woman. (With pic of the happy couple)
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Tue November 13, 2007
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Headline: "Foreign language study booming in U.S. colleges." Actual article: "In the 1960s, language courses accounted for about 16 percent of total course enrollments. The current figure is about half that."
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