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Sun November 04, 2007
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops learning how to extend beats online. Be wary of new Farkers with names like 'hotgurl16'
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this organ grinder
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New book deals with incredibly stupid morons who commit crimes. Or as we like to call it around here, Tuesday
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(34)
 
(Some Secret Service Guy)
 
 
 
The list of rules for Jenna Bush's book signing include STFU and don't, repeat DON'T EVEN look at Her Royal Bush-ness. Winning the hearts and mind of the public is an art perfectly practiced by the Bush family
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(194)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Contrary to decades of feminists arguing that pornography promotes sexual violence against women a new study shows that as porn has become more prevalent and easily accessible instances of rape have been plummeting faster then ever before
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(664)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In New Zealand, brain damage from alcohol threatens one in five. That's like, more than half
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(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elderly woman sues her rapist when he wins the lottery 15 years after the crime
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you keeping a secret from your SO? Here's how to tell them about it... and insure that it will end well
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(196)
 
(Slooh)
 
 
 
Somebody stole three monkeys from a sanctuary. Police are having a hard time finding witnesses who have seen evil, heard evil, and spoken evil
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man crashes car, gets shot, breaks into a resturant, and strips to his underwear. Just another night in Tennessee
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(36)
 
(Some Spamaholic)
 
 
 
Study links consumption of processed meat to cancer. Obvious tag unavailable due to previously scheduled angioplasty
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(121)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Oz teen allowed to take smoke breaks during school on 'Medical grounds'. The poor little angel gets stressed, you see, so it's OK
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(160)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are 77 and have been going to the same store for 40 years, they probably shouldn't ask for your id when you buy alcohol
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(147)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Judge declares city's red light cameras illegal because system is designed to raise revenue rather than promote safety
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(239)
 
(Some Colorful Kid)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop challenge: Recreate a classic work of art using only a 16-color palette. (LGT crayons)
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(110)
 
(WNEP)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 200 solar powered light up crosses from graves. In related news: Homeland Security raises national tackiness level to pink plastic flamingo
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(48)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Facebook is more popular than porn. Wait, what?
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(116)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Lights, beings, beams: Just a typical night in Australia's UFO capital
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Completely useless web sites for the hopelessly stupid
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
68 percent of parents say they have rules about their teen's Internet use. 100 percent of teens surf circles around those rules
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(308)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Human rights activist arrested for... for... apparently for being too close to Boston when police needed to meet their panic quota
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(72)
 
(The Bristol Press)
 
 
 
Connecticut city will start picking through people's trash to enforce recycling rules
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(90)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The wussification of the UK continues, as a man who tackled drunken teen for attempting to break into his house and then turned the teen over to police is arrested for assulting the teen
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(414)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
School pulls student magazine's sex issue due to "offensive" drawings of females. Hope they don't discover what their female students are doing with those newfangled "cameras" everybody's talking about
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thief crawls through air-conditioning ducts, steals four puppies worth $9,000, mutters "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs"
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(63)
 
(New Britain Herald)
 
 
 
Connecticut company launches bottled water for dogs; America is going to hell
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(89)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
d-_-b >> |-_-|
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Six Arabic speaking passengers detained by airline after passenger complains. News: They are suing over the "public humiliation". Fark: They were in the U.S. training Marines in Camp Pendleton
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(396)
 
(The Cheers)
 
 
 
Gangs in US: from crime syndications to freedom fighters?
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In honor of the upcoming world sporting event almost 3,500 Chinese parents have named their children "Olympics"
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
THIS is the way to get back at your ex-partner - implicate him in mass-murder. BONUS: She's a journo, so it must be true
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's Wil versus The Baconator in the battle for Best Celebrity Blogger
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(76)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Man who sets bouncer on fire at strip club called "disgruntled"
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(41)
 
(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
Woman wins a home in front of a stadium crowd, then has it taken away. Not yours
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(112)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Youth Minister of the First Baptist Church At The Mall caught paying minors for sex. I love the smell of moral hypocrisy in the morning
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(151)
 
(NWF Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember the $53k strip club trip? Looks like someone's getting a $39,000 refund. Oh, and for bonus points, the state is contemplating a whopping $250 fine. Ah, Florida, how I love thee
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(40)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
First the good news: Teen hit by car is fine, able to walk away and leap road barrier. The bad news: second car ends teen's road barrier leaping career
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Actual headline - Sperm donor reforms 'long time coming'. Better that than coming prematurely
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
\______[0]______ It's cool
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(113)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scarecrowboy
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(55)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Instead of wielding swords and muskets, modern pirates rely on Kalashnikov assault rifles and RRRRRRRRRRRRPGs
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(52)
 
(wisn.com)
 
 
 
Today's story of a 4 y/o bringing mom's marijuana to school, brought to you by Milwaukee
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(30)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Cricket player whips out gun, shoots opponent during match -- in Orlando, Florida
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
October 2007 was the first month in 3 years that the United States hasn't had an execution
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane-fahce wind knawcks out powah to eastern Mass
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(72)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man arrested for attacking body in open casket during funeral
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(42)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man stabs sportsman to death because he could not give him the time. "The guy was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I sometimes take my anger out on other people"
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Don't forget to turn back the clocks, and try not to worry about your increased death rate with the time change. Sleep tight
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman walks into sheriff's office to report drug activity -- specifically, the crack she was smoking in her car before she walked in (with mugshot)
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(49)
 


Sat November 03, 2007
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest thing thing to damage Beijing's image is... live donkey meat ads?
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(58)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A political campaign that panders to geeks
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(64)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
World's smallest horse--ever--embarks on national tour of children's hospitals after owners discover she loves sick kids
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(69)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Officials getting hard on teacher sex. So are the students
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(60)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Today's 100 car pile-up brought to you by Fresno, California
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(168)
 
(Some Skeptical Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Suspect says pants caused fire
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(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ethiopia introduces coffee-flavored condoms: you want cream with that?
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(94)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ever wanted your own 500 mph jet? These guys just made that dream a little closer
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(126)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
Today's truck spilling cargo onto interstate comes to us from St. Clairsville, Ohio. Double bonus: Trailer filled with live monkeys
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(88)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chili pepper
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♪So tape that golden wing♪ And learn to fly again♪ And learn to live so free♪: Astronaut repairs wing on space station
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(56)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes in the area, police decide to press charges on 72-year old woman for having an illegal yard sale
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(124)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
MTV's Don Vito has a meltdown in a Colorado courtroom. After he's convicted of groping young teen girls, Bam's uncle collapses, screams "Just kill me now" and spews a barrage of f-bombs before deputies drag him to jail
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(324)
 
(M&C)
 
 
 
Techie, wrongly jailed due to incorrect information provided by his ISP, only held three weeks after the correct suspects were arrested
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(107)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-mile long fixer-upper cave with cathedral ceilings being auctioned by authorities. Complete hydroponic history available upon request
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(49)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Priest destroys art fresco after becoming offended at Saint Luke's depiction as an ox, complete with testicles
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(64)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Judge who decided the outcome of a case with a coin toss, and who ordered a woman to "drop her pants," suddenly finds himself looking for work
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(38)
 
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers announce that they are attempting to create accurate three-dimensional maps of major cities...using millions of vacation photos from Flickr
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(47)
 
(Setexas Record)
 
 
 
When it comes to bizarre legal proceedings, shows like Boston Legal can't hold a candle to real-life weirdness
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(20)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Woman prays to douglas fir trees. God responds by growing a cross in the tree and saving her husband's genitals from Fournier's Gangrene
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(48)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
25-year-old Nebraska teacher busted in Mexico while in the company of her 13-year-old "boyfriend"
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(87)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Man sues Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency over loss of penis, perhaps didn't read the small print
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Runner dies during marathon trials, found by a guy going to the store for a pack of smokes and a box of Ho Hos
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(78)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Women with otherwise perfect breasts demanding implants so they too can look like hookers and porn stars
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(210)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest origami you're likely to see all day
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(55)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
City closes porn store by buying it. City employees applaud the effort and vow to put in long hard hours searching for their next target
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(41)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
University of Texas student, who's MySpace page states she's a strip club dancer, is planning an on-campus porn club. In other news, requests for admission to the U of T have increased by 275% in the last day or two
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(105)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Train A leaves Indianapolis for Nashville. Train B leaves Nasvhille for Indianapolis. If they collided in Goodlettsville at 11:15, why aren't the tracks further apart?
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(28)
 
(Some Limey)
 
 
 
Police surprised to discover that one of their parking meter readers was a former terrorist
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(15)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prison offers inmates pole vaulting lessons. Wait ... what?
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(45)
 
(MyFox NE Wisconsin)
 
 
 
Not news: Man robs a McDonalds. News: At the drive-thru window. Fark.com: On a bicycle
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(23)
 
(Sky News)
 
NewsFlash
 
President declares martial law, suspends constitution
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(366)
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Mayor tells woman she's not allowed to put a link to a city web site on her web page
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(84)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
It may be time to reconsider your position as Z-List Celebrity when a survey reveals you to be more irritating than junk-mail, ringtones and hangovers. And James Blunt. And diarrhoea
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(119)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pleasantville pimp picks up Pennsylvania prostitutes, presents pubescent prizes to paying people. Police pounce; pounding of pimp's prostate probable
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(39)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It was 50 years ago that physician-scientist Wilhelm Reich, best known for his discovery of a purported cosmic life force associated with sexual orgasm, died in federal prison, his books burned and his equipment destroyed by the government
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(110)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Usually, when a patient is curious about a doctor's medical background and asks him about his degrees in medicine, the doctor doesn't respond, "I have them up the ying-yang"
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indonesia's Mount Kelud volcano appears to have erupted. based on seismographic signals. Clouding prevents aerial photo. Over 300,000 people live within six miles of the volcano
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(66)
 
(Break.com)
 
Video
 
History of LOLCATS revealed. I can haz history?
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(478)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you give a man a pizza, he eats for one day. If you give a meth addict $1,500 to burn down your pizza parlor, you give him security-camera failarity and yourself 15 years of jailarity
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jailarity ensues for one-legged mugger in a wheelchair, whose attempts keep getting thwarted because potential victims 'just walk away'
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Heaven can wait. Thanks to the booming business of privatized disaster services, we're getting the Rapture right here on earth"
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this water bird
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(49)
 
(WLWT TV.com)
 
 
 
My high school fantasy comes true. Cheerleading coach fired over nude pictures of herself and a freshman cheerleader. Pictures of the hittable coach (and cheerleader) included
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(247)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother's Day will always be strange the moment this kid is old enough to read this article
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(69)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
♫ They see me rollin', they hatin', suspicious 'cause my back tire is on fire ♫
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Irish priests afraid to drive if they celebrate more than one Mass a day in case they get arrested for impaired driving due to consumption of sacramental wine. Father Ted unavailable for comment
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(37)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Freeway chase culminates with adult bookstore robber reaching into his waistband for his... dildo. Perplexed policeman; "I have found that type of thing on people many times-but related to an officer-involved shooting? No."
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(18)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"Cliche trial goes to the jury." I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that he will get his just desserts. This trial is small potatoes compared to the game of hide the salami he'll be playing in prison
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"We used to revel in the conceit that Australia was the biggest sergeants mess in the world, its inhabitants genial proles with a taste for mindless vulgarity; now it is hard to name a nation that has ever had it so good as Australia"
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(240)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
9-year-old boy creates a foot-activated toilet seat lifter*. He calls it the "Privy Prop." (*The lack of bad puns in this headline is a direct result of the overabundance of them in the article)
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(104)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot or not? 18 happy female arrestees brought to you by The Smoking Gun
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(274)
 


Fri November 02, 2007
(AP)
 
 
 
Couple discover a secret room in the house they bought. It contained a note that said "You found it'. What they actually found was enough mold to kill a moose. Lawsuitarity ensues
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(175)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bus bomb kills 8, injures 50 in Russia
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ordinary lever
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(59)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC provides advice on how to set your clocks back one hour tomorrow night. Refer to your owner's manual, or take it in to the store for help
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(76)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Firestorms, earthquakes, city blocks suddenly moving to the right, mud slides, sink holes, droughts, and now pipe bomb threats closing down a major highway. San Diego just can't catch a break this year
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(42)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Judge tosses evidence found in car of Fark's favorite Astro-Nut and every statement she's ever made
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(80)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dentist likeys to boogie down while drilling, what could possibly go wrong?
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
70% of the Mexican state of Tabasco is underwater. Submitter panics and heads south to organize the world's biggest crawfish boil
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(115)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
FBI records show OJ told police in advance about his memorabilia 'sting' and asked them to go with him to get his property back
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(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
8 year old twins invent wedgie-proof underwear. Suck it, bullies
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(97)
 
(motorists.org)
 
 
 
Chemist determines that breathalyzers overstate your BAC by 23%, a fact overlooked by courts due to a misplaced 1985 decimal point
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(199)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Old & busted: fake news conference by FEMA. New hotness: fake security tests by TSA
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this subway station
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(130)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
North Korea to open first foreign-run restaurant. Just wait until they find out it's all a ploy by an American Colonel
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Self-described "western Kentucky hillbilly" Baptist minister auctioning off contents of "Elvis is Alive" Museum on eBay. He'll have a blue Christmas without it
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(42)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Don't forget to turn your clocks back one hour Sunday morning for no good reason whatsoever
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(307)
 
(CORN HAT)
 
 
 
This is your FINAL WARNING: Atlanta FARK party, Sat. Nov. 3rd, The Local, 7 pm
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(71)
 
(Some Forker)
 
 
 
So, the wife was all like "Fork you," and the husband was like "you did not fork me," but the prosecutor was all up in "No, FORK YOU," but the judge said "Oh no you didn't"
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police officer takes up personal crusade to punish "drunk" drivers. Meaning, he arrests anyone who drives away from a bar, including those with a 0.00 BAC. It only took a few years before the police department did anything about it
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(603)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Four PA siblings collect 115 pounds of candy on 6 night trick or treat binge. "I couldn't wait to tell everyone at school, my friends were all jealous." Plan to donate some to Scouting for Food Program
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(57)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Gov. Spitzer says we should give driver's licenses to illegal aliens because unlicensed drivers are five times more likely to get into fatal accidents. Does this mean we can cure tooth decay by giving everyone a dentist licenses?
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(448)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sculpting your abs. New Hotness: Sculpting your abdominal fat to look like abs
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Study reports "suicide tourism" in New York City. Empire State Building, Times Square and George Washington Bridge are popular sites; some jerks apparently ruined the World Trade Center for everybody else
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(AZCentral)
 
NewsFlash
 
AZ Nuclear power plant on lock-down due to "suspicious package". Evacuations underway
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Sears is a great place to get deals on housewares, but let's not forget the convenience of a bathroom where it's always a happy ending, until you get arrested (with mug shot goodness)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy "Day of the Dead" to all Mexican Farkers. If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
US Navy to launch offensive against pirates, join the National League Central
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(ABC)
 
 
 
War supporters are quick to point out that violence is decreasing in Baghdad, slightly less eager to point out that the city has become a series of walled off sectarian enclaves
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott (who never makes a bad movie) teams up with Denzel Washington (who never acts in a bad movie) and Russell Crowe (who never loses a fight). (Sponsored Link)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding woman at Universal Studios park asked to "cover up or leave the premises." Because if there's one thing the producers of Fast Times at Ridgemont High won't stand for, it's bare breasts
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Condoleezza Rice assures Turkey that Kurdish rebels in northern Iraq are common threat, says they may need to be gassed to get them under control
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Study suggests 70 percent of kids 12 to 16 believe they're virgins even if they've had oral sex - and 16 percent believe anal sex doesn't count. In other words, parents, your snowflake isn't as pure as you think
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus tops eclectic Oakland ballot
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein warns that modern journalism has lost its grip on reality and that the "idiot culture" in the U.S. is at fault. "The blame simply can't all be put at the feet of those who present news"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee Governor's mansion will soon include a $4.8 million, 13,000-square-foot, underground entertainment center. It's good to be the king
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Not a Big Deal: getting angry at your son-in-law. Kind of a Big Deal: getting back at him by falsely telling the FBI he's a terrorist
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(crooksandliars)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends: Today's moral decline can be traced back to the source--Barbara Eden
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Prank leaves Oregon police station infested with gnomes. With actual quote: "Every time I leave my office they're sitting in my chair, working on my computer"
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Judge Mathis has ruled: man who sold amputated leg in smoker can have it back, but he must pay $5,000
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(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Waking voters up at 2 a.m. with a recorded campaign phone call is probably not the best way to win an election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Goat sucker' actually a hairless coyote, not a lonely guy in New Hampshire
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Only a few weeks left to name your turkey, and send it fanmail, before killing it and eating it. Oh, and other "interesting" Thanksgiving turkey traditions
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(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Thanks for the gift card Mom and Dad; now I can finally get that colonoscopy I've always wanted
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To all males who feel like coming to Time Square to walk around nude: Stop. Honestly. We don't want to see it
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(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
What better way for the northern English city of Leeds to demonstrate what sums its spirit up best than by unveiling two massive balls of steel
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Sort of okay: Cops put a scare into a 14-year-old boy they caught tossing eggs on Halloween. Not okay: They do it by stripping off his clothes and dumping him in a desolate area
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(wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delicious rhubarb pie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When selecting staff for redundancy, you can no longer take into account their attendance record because it might discriminate against the disabled, lazy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In an attempt to reduce its carbon footprint, the BBC begins recycling headlines
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be soon landing in Denv...zzzzzzzzzzz
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Lighter lost in WWII returned 62 yrs later. "I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the lighter to you"
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(Courier-Gazette)
 
 
 
Solving an argument by jumping out of a moving vehicle doesn't make you the winner of the argument
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(London Times)
 
 
 
If we have bad sex then the Feminists have won
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(703)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
News: offender jailed for assaulting fisherman. Fark: offender is an 8 ft. crocodile
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When your wife is in a coma, you pray that she'll wake up. You promise that you'll stick by her no matter how bad it is, if she'll just come back to you. Be careful what you wish for
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Target to hold fashion show using hologram models on holodeck sets
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(44)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The Random Words You Never Thought You'd See Together in a Headline Department brings you: Possum, rampage, art museum
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Man arrested in sex sting after showing up to meet what he thought was a 15-year old girl he met online. News: At the Ohio Statehouse
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(52)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A list of the greatest British inventions. Yeah, it's a pretty short list, but being able to eat an apple through a picket fence has to count for something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter's son was the one who taped his phone conversation and sold it to tabloids for "a lot of money." That son of a biatch
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Indian Rhinoceros born at Ohio zoo
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(31)
 
(FIRE)
 
 
 
White Male Patriarchy scores another victory over enlightened forces of political correctness as U of Delaware abandons its ideological reeducation program
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the most disturbing photo ever taken of Wil
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Thu November 01, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student newspaper asks the veritable question for the ages: Are we living in a Porn Nation? Subby would like to reply, but it's hard to type with one hand, submit this
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(154)
 
(IHT)
 
 
 
Drunken mourner at funeral steals hearse, gets in high-speed chase with funeral directors in pursuit, loses them, grabs case of beer, is eventually pulled over by police, admits he stole the hearse to "go fishing"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Album cover potpourri -- combine two or more of your favorite album covers
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(163)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Naturalist naturist charity fundraiser draws excessive police scrutiny (with slightly not safe for work photo of a male rear end)
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(80)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you dropped of a 3 foot live alligator at the Westchester County water department in a box labeled, "Do not open. Live Gator.," officials would like to have a word with you
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(WOIO 19 Action News)
 
 
 
Nearly 5 million Totino's and Jeno's pepperoni pizzas recalled due to possible E. coli contamination. Recall to affect millions of single, lonely men
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(Central Florida News 13)
 
 
 
If you dropped a bag of leftover Halloween gear in downtown Orlando, the police have blown it up and would like a word with you
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark cliché lives up to his name
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(166)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Bystanders detain DUI suspect after accident. Mug shot looks like they did a little more than just hold him down
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(103)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drinking beer after exercise found to be better for you than drinking water
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(120)
 
(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
Cute-ass panda one more appletini away from getting to second base
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(53)
 
(hot for teacher)
 
 
 
Sixth grade teacher and her 13 year old lover on the run in Nebraska. Boy says "It's not about the sex, but that's pretty good" Vili Fualaau nods in approval
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(203)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This year's first "tainted candy" case. Bonus: incident occurred near Bevis elementary school. I am Cornholio I need chlorinated candy for my bunghole
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(Disaster News Network)
 
 
 
Uncertain future for trailerpark residents. Headline applicable before and after destruction by wildfires
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(33)
 
(The Hell?)
 
 
 
Caption these soldiers and their furry prisoner
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(110)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man put bid in for World's Biggest Douchebag after stealing from cancer vicims while on parole for the same crime
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(42)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Reason #15,312 not to attend a mobile-home Halloween party
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(72)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Editorial: Just because you can't sense god doesn't mean he doesn't exist. Argument is based on Kant and Cartman vs Broflovski
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(632)
 
(Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Thief holds up three Subways, can only come away with one wallet - by promising to mail it back to the owner
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obligatory day after Halloween story about orthodontists and your rotten teeth
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(29)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
South Carolina Democrats prove to have even less of a sense of humor than an empty bag of Doritos. Mmmm, Doritos
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(157)
 
(Some Gamer Guy)
 
 
 
Who says video games aren't manly? Come feel the testosterone coursing through your controller cables with these manliest of video games
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you plan on killing someone, don't throw their stuff away in a towel that has your name written on it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Breast milk protects from asthma. Submitter tried using the "I forgot my inhaler" excuse, but couldn't convince the judge the motorboat sound was made by inhaling
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(The Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man ultimately pays $82,000 for "revolutionary" hair treatment. "The so-called revolutionary treatment, however, turned out to be a toupee glued to his head. The 'laser' was a hair dryer."
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(FortWayne.com)
 
 
 
Today's car driven into gaping hole brought to you by Fort Wayne, IN
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(WTMJ)
 
 
 
Law meant to prevent rednecks from parking cars on their lawn makes a couple's holiday display illegal
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to surf the Internet and grill up a steak while cruising down the freeway at 80 mph? These and other accidents-waiting-to-happen await you at the annual auto accessories exhibition
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Having sex with prostitutes is a proper style of conducting business and commemorating business dealings
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(161)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Remember how gay The Village People were? Especially the biker dude? Turns out, not so much
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(137)
 
(Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Antelope attacks zoo worker. Ever seen an antelope? Me neither, but I've seen my uncle run off with a stripper
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(53)
 
(Autoblog)
 
 
 
Old people panic as Ford announces plans to ditch the Crown Vic post-2008
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(214)
 
(Some Cold Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these chilly exercisers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon pleads guilty to replacing the fingerprints of fugitive with skin from the bottom of his feet, claims it was his sole lapse of judgment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spider bites are not a legal defense to a rape charge
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(64)
 
(portfolio.com)
 
 
 
Gawker.com book != Fark.com book
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(71)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Facebook groups are a great place to meet people with similar interests, like cooking, travel, and throwing donuts at prostitutes
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
NYC councilman wants to put pigeons on birth control pills, ignoring the best birth control of all, a 12 gauge with #8 shot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Captain of Enola Gay dead at 92. If it had not been for his efforts, we might all be driving Japanese cars and watching Japanese TVs today
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(628)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
New 'Spider-Man' bracelet shoots pepper spray from wrist (with pic goodness)
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, now we can find Sarah Connor (sponsored link)
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(44)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
Video
 
Actor and game show host Drew Carey defends medical marijuana, medical nachos
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(267)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart offers $199 computer, boasts how it can "add" and "subtract"
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(199)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US light crude rises to $96 a barrel on heels of "Dog the Bounty Hunter" suspension
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists decode majority of cat genome (with "O hai i can haz vollinteer?" pic)
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(167)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
"I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead with pee in her eyes."
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(213)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Atlanta FARK Party reminder: The Local, Saturday 11/3/07
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ron Paul captures support of all important spambot vote
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(523)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza to raise UK prices owing to higher commodity prices for toppings beloved by Brits such as jellied eel, Marmite and phlegm
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(135)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
If anyone found a practice bomb dropped next to their building, the Navy would like it back, no questions asked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan recalls its navy from Afghan mission; apparently realized the country is landlocked
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(48)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Good news for Harry Potter fans: JK Rowling has just published a spin-off book, "The Tales of Beedle the Bard". Bad news: Only seven copies will ever be printed and only one is for sale
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, dress up as your boss naked and everyone has to be a critic
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(58)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
Video
 
Bank giving away free condoms. A big deposit generates a lot of interest
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(39)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
White House considers Kurd options. Vladimir Poutine unavailable for comment
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(69)
 
(Times Herald Record)
 
 
 
"At the height of the fire, a tremendous amount of what appeared to be duck feces erupted from one side of the building"
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(60)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
This year's hot Christmas gift? Syphilis
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(50)
 
(Florida Times-Union)
 
 
 
Top 10 weirdest items pawned
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(137)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Louisiana, California, Nebraska and Colorado fighting amongst themselves to be the official base for the 101st Fighting Keyboardists
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "College students offended by Brother Jed" story brought to you by Purdue University. But they're just a bunch of sodomite rock'n'rollers anyways. They'll get over it
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(241)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Nashville denied federal grant money for sidewalks because: A) The streets are too narrow, B) The population density is too low, or C) The mayor forgot to sign the application
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Women-only subway cars to make debut in South Korea in 2008. No more free groping for men in South Korea. Surprisingly this is not a joke
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(88)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC to install cameras at intersections with pedestrian countdown clocks to see if motorists speed up as the clock ticks down to zero. Still no cure for cancer
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(82)
 
(NWF Daily News)
 
 
 
Man pulls shark out of Gulf of Mexico to remove plastic band trapped around its head, then lets it go (w/ video)
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your sat nav system leads you so badly off course that you wind up wedged in a narrow lane and sleeping in your truck for three days? This guy feels your pain
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(74)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Behold the power of Fark: Des Moines officials blame the Internet, in part, for rescinding their pumpkin tax
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(51)
 
(WCBS Newsradio 880)
 
 
 
Using a police car as a paintball target is generally not a good idea
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(35)
 
(Some Purse Lover)
 
 
 
Photoshop your favorite celebrity carrying this fabulous handbag
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I felt a bump but didn't know I had a knife in my head as the brain has no pain-sensory nerves" (You want X-rays? You got 'em)
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(105)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Washoe, the first chimp to learn sign language, has died. What do you think was the last thing she signed? (with voting)
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(293)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The wine standards branch of the Food Standards Agency in the UK is looking to ban reduced-alcohol wine because it doesn't have enough alcohol... finally, a government agency truly working for the people
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(23)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Criminals are out of ideas
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(25)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Neither Taser, baton nor cops can quickly subdue Naked Man
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jury goes back for sloppy seconds. Westboro Church now owes $10.9 million
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(407)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
With no other crimes to solve, Nanny State police swoop down on pumpkin stall operated by three brothers aged 7, 4 and 3 because they lacked the proper licences (pic)
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grandmother celebrates 100th birthday by becoming world's oldest paraglider. Get off her landing strip
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dog in a coma after saving elderly owner from a snake. Dog saving owner from a snake trifecta now in play
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(38)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' latest party-- er, controversy, involves a hot tub, eleven random guys she'd just met, vodka, cocaine, and her cleavage. SHHHHOCKING
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(201)
 
(Some Spacy Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this out-of-this-world machine
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(42)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
A&E yanks "Dog the Bounty Hunter". Goodbye racist man
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(343)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman does his best Michael Richards impersonation (w Not safe for work audio)
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(208)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your mom takes away your Halo 3 air card? That's a punching (Dumbass tag trumped by state)
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(97)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman fired by her hospital employer for spending six months on jury duty. If only there was some law that protected citizens who performed their civic duties
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 130: "Farktography Classic: Hallowe'en 3" Details and rules in Boobies. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 31, 2007
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man bribes policeman to get out of a breathalyser test. Turns out he passed the test but was fined for bribery
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this TFer's daughter in her first Halloween costume
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(125)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
A new book alleges that not only did the 1962 UK football team throw a game to Xavier, the players gave "gay oral sex" for money, proving they once sucked like Duke
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(48)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Last time the Canadian Dollar was this high it was because the Confederates were approaching D.C.
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(105)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
High school principal all ready for trick or treat, complete with leather outfit, fishnet stocks and fake boobs. Oh, and by trick, I mean he was turning them
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(92)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A court summons was ordered for a woman who refused to return a sex education book to the library, claiming the book was pornographic
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(123)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer so trusted at the jail they have him work on the prison's security and fire alarm systems
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(65)
 
(Ebenezer Scrooge)
 
 
 
Congrats to Star 102 in Kansas City for being the first radio station in the country to go "All Christmas"... on Halloween
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Landmark study concludes if you starve yourself, and avoid meat, sugar and alcohol, you have a good chance of avoiding cancer during your flavorless, miserable life
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(156)
 
(Winding Road)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Las Vegas showgoers line up to get branded in exchange for a free set of tires
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Global warming threatens to turn Denmark into a world power. But in the gross and scope of my opinion, this bodes some strange eruption to our state
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(AP)
 
 
 
Irish judge reduces a speeder's charge after observing that it didn't look as bad in MPH as it did in KPH. After court he promptly stopped into a local pub for a pint, er, growler, er, glass of beer to contemplate his ruling
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Man steals $2000 worth of office supplies from Staples by telling store clerk he'd already paid for them. That was easy
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(50)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
911 dispatcher from the North Carolina house fire that killed 7 college students receives death threats. With creepy 911 calls
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(102)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this iguana
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Maher writes an article: "New Rule: If bowling passes for high school athletics, then maybe it is time for a draft." And that's the whole article. In related news, Bill Maher is not only an asshat; he's a lazy asshat
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
How to bypass airport security: 1) go out to smoke; 2) "lose" your boarding pass; 3) walk right by security
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(60)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Even Bush now acknowledges the obvious - Dick Cheney really IS Darth Vader
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts call for bacon to be banned to prevent cancer. Bacon. Cold dead fingers. Bring it, Poindexters
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(165)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Going back to your childhood, what was the worst thing somebody placed in your trick-or-treat bag? A rock? Mashed potatoes? Toothbrush? Raisins?
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Westboro Baptist Church bent over and banged by $2.9 million dollar judgement
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(659)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College offers $500 reward for return of stolen rug featuring nude self-portrait of art teacher. Police note that it really tied the room together
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(113)
 
(Some Guy with a claw hammer)
 
 
 
The Dog of Peace™ tries to eat a mail carrier. Actually, its a fairly even-pawed article
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only one out of ten Americans publicly admit to not believing in religion. Nice to see atheists lie to pollsters as well
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(508)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australian campaign to shame speeding drivers by waggling little fingers at them backfires when driver attacks woman who tried it with a bottle. "It offended me because of, you know, she implied I had a small penis," driver explains
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What would Halloween be without jack o' lanterns, colorful costumes and reports of tainted candy?
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(61)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
According to the Internal Revenue Service, Antarctica is in the United States
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(73)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese made ________ recalled due to lead content. Just fill in the blank and use this headline next week
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(103)
 
(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
15 famous ghost pictures. Skeptics, prepare to be astounded. Or faintly amused, your call
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(199)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl banned from school because officials say her micro-braided hair is "too disruptive."
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(218)
 
(The HIll)
 
 
 
Senate buildings evacuated, no reason given at the moment
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(120)
 
(The Journal)
 
 
 
WV is the state where you are most likely to hit a deer while driving. WV is also the state where the driver is most likely to take it home and eat it
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(107)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Man faces charges of unlawful sexual contact for taking a picture of a girl's exposed buttocks while she was playing on a playground. Subby trying to figure out how a photo is "contact"
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear white people. You are all racists. Every one of you. Sincerely, the University of Delaware
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(684)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The price of anti-terrorism laws: Home chemistry sets are becoming more boring and harder to find
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(150)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Madrid bombers get 40,000 years in prison - but with good behavior, they could be out in 35,000
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(125)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Pumpkin Carving Contest. LGT Subby's own ("Darwin"), DIT
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(232)
 
(WJRT)
 
 
 
New York City bus wins special honors for maintaining an average speed of 4 mph on its Manhattan route, just about walking speed
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yet another reason to keep a bong and a jar of Gila Monster spit handy
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(55)
 
(Chick)
 
 
 
The origins of Halloween, courtesy of Jack Chick
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(249)
 
(NY Times)
 
 
 
Who was behind the extra hour of daylight for Halloween: 1) People concerned over kids getting killed or 2) the candy lobby?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia would not be in a drought today if the Governor of 1802 never gave up the Mississippi Territory which had the Tennessee River
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(83)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Scared boys and girls? It's Fark's "Annual Tell Your Real Ghost Story" thread. Mwah ah ah
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(529)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Customer tries to open a bank account to get a $50 incentive. Doesn't have the proper ID. Comes back later with a note saying, "I want the money, I want all the money in the bank." Leaves without any money. Is arrested
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"It's brilliant for Stephen Colbert to use this presidential gimmick to generate interest in his book and TV show. It's depressing to watch respected journalists lower themselves just to tickle Colbert's funny bone"
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Some dogs bring sticks or mud into the house. This one brought home a human foot
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(56)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
63% would register with do-not-call-registry, according to phone survey
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(72)
 
(SunJournal.com)
 
 
 
Can some foods make you horny, baby? Bonus: First food mentioned is bacon
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(116)
 
(AM News)
 
 
 
"11:12 p.m., complaint of loud party in Balasa Drive apartment; officer advised it was just wild infants"
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Iowa gets into the Halloween spirit by taxing pumpkins because they're decorations, not food. "Iowans planning to eat pumpkins can still get a tax exemption if they fill out a form"
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(78)
 
(CSICOP)
 
 
 
Skeptics ruin a perfectly good time for everyone by showing why ghosts, vampires and zombies don't exist
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(138)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Creepily named "Operation Boo" will force sex offenders to ignore trick-or-treaters' knocks, spend the night peering out at them with all the lights off
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(277)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop product placement into historic events
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(169)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
"Secular extremism and multicultural madness has infected American public education." Michelle Malkin takes to task the America-hating ivory-tower elite Boston high school that has dared to offer a yoga class
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(641)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
U.S. scientists unveil NASA's secrets about cities on the Moon and microbes on Mars
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(79)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Entomologists release 900 beetles in hopes to save Maine's hemlock trees, become more popular than Jesus
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(57)
 
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
House passes bill to require weather alert radios in mobile homes. The radios are destined to be torn out the first time they interrupt "Wheel of Fortune"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A pet owner wants abuse charges filed against a friend who was pet-sitting her pot-bellied pig because, wait for it .......................... it got fat
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(75)
 
(PinkNews)
 
 
 
A third of US high school footballers have gay sex, claims sociologist
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(520)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"It's almost a no-brainer" comments police chief on the use of tracking devices to locate Alzheimers sufferers. Good choice of words there, chief
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cops make easiest bust ever after thieves decide to plug in stolen GPS device to see if it works
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(22)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret selling children's play dolls scantily clad in underwear. Sure, you SAY you're buying them for your kid. The problem is, some people actually are
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(84)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
One believes he saw a UFO, another knows that there is definitely life on earth. Welcome to the democratic presidential debate
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(133)
 
(Clitheroe Advertiser & Times)
 
 
 
Bungling, bleeding burglar has to call police to rescue him after drunken accident in home he was raiding
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(19)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Why people began wearing costumes on Halloween and other unknown facts (quiz)
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(133)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Ways in which men and women argue differently: they yell, we drink
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The crew that re-took the North Korean ship seized by pirates? Well, they had just a slight assist from a US Navy destroyer
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(115)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you had "Viscount Linley" in the British Royals blackmail pool you are the winner
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man who ran halfway across city chasing leprechauns is not a happy leprechaun chaser
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(51)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Cancer center treats wrong side of patient's brain with gamma knife, significantly decreasing its nutritional value for zombie staff
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(46)
 
(WINK)
 
 
 
Most parents feel pride, sense of accomplishment when their kids start driving themselves to school, except when they're just seven years old
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(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
News: Jailed Mafia boss conceives his first child. Fark: like submitter, he had no conjugal visit. Chuck Norris would have conceived and carried the baby to term on his own
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Juvenile admits starting California wildfire while playing with matches. Still no word on his ties to Al-Qaeda
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(105)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Danish police appealed for public help Tuesday to track down a kangaroo that escaped from its owner's home in Copenhagen. Police said it was last seen heading south towards its native country of Austria
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(28)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
My niece saved my sister's and nephew's life. Bonus: She's four years old
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy holding his ass
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(52)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Father, son arrested for allegedly cockfighting. You're welcome for that mental image
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(29)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The worst Halloween costumes of all time, plus a giant classic costume gallery
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(140)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian ex-prisoner liked his old cell so much he's buying it back
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I exploded in the lab late one night ♪ My eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪ My skin fell off in front of the cops ♫ I did the meth ♪ I did the monster meth ♪ The monster meth ♪ It was a trailerpark smash
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(48)
 
(daily kos)
 
 
 
Man invents way to double car's MPG and triple the horsepower using only off-the-shelf parts. Oil companies to buy patent and completely bury his idea in 3... 2... 1
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(282)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
5.6 magnitude quake hits northern California. Includes graphic photo of damage
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(257)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Cost of helping one junkie quit drugs in Britain revealed: £1.9 million. It would be cheaper to take the American approach and jail them for the rest of their life
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(79)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Cultural shifts after 9/11 result in classic prankster colleges, like Caltech, asking students to submit pranks in writing before being performed, and students being questioned if they want to be voluntarily involved in a prank. Jesus wept
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Tue October 30, 2007
(ABC)
 
 
 
One in 10 men has multiple sex partners. Yet again, you are on the numerically superior but losing team
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(316)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Big Brother is busting a cap in you and watching you at the same time, with the "PistolCam"
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sleeping pill helps a girl wake up from a six-year coma
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(129)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A week after a family adopted a neglected Doberman, it saves their toddler from a deadly snake
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(203)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If ever he would leave you, it wouldn't be in summer. Robert Goulet dead at 73
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(200)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
40 U.S. colleges are vying for a vegetarian cooking prize. Personally I like my vegetarians cooked with fava beans
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(117)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
In Washington, "if you get behind the wheel of a car with any measurable amount of alcohol, you will be dealt with in D.C. We have zero tolerance... anything above 0.01, we arrest."
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(262)
 
(WDSU dot com)
 
 
 
New Orleans D.A. resigns after getting caught firing all the crackers in his office
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(134)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-rise building
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(68)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hunter takes non-grainy, in focus photo of "Big Foot." Just kidding it's blurry, night time and looks a lot like a bear in one photo
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(163)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
The Georgia Aquarium, home of the world's largest fish tank, is bragging about conserving water
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(74)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Sleeping pills for kids top list of bad products behind Bag O' Glass, Mr. Skin-Grafter, and General Tron's Secret Police Confession Kit
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(71)
 
(North Western University)
 
 
 
How shyness became a mental illness: Scientific breakthrough reveals the importance of drug maker profits in the discovery of new diseases
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(264)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bush Administration argues that fictional child porn should be illegal because it looks like the real thing. Mass arrest of TV actors of murder and rape ensues
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(560)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Among the 20 men arrested in a highway rest stop sex sting were a Catholic priest, a registered sex offender and a local Rotary Club president. Yay, no Senators
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(132)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You're wiccan and you win the lottery. Do you: A) Fund a series of Jack Chick-like tracts to get even with fundies? B) Mind your own business quietly? Or C) Decide to build a real-life Hogwarts?
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(180)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando airport Police Commander pulls gun on family at shooting range, claims he was investigating something
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(77)
 
(B&C)
 
 
 
Parents Television Council releases this season's list of shows for you to get your granny panties in a wad over
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(181)
 
(Some Racist)
 
 
 
Only in Alabama: KKK organizes a rally to protest the KKK
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(115)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem... unless you included a needle and thread for the solar panels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
REMINDER: San Jose Halloween Fark party and costume bar crawl tomorrow. Start in Tied House at 7:30 (LGT directions)
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with driving drunk with five juvenile passengers, then headbutting a police patrol car for good measure
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(31)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
List of videos prohibited in Canada. Nanny state trifecta in play
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(335)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Convicts start prison garden to supply food banks, schools and senior centers with fresh produce and to make amends for their crimes. See? No justice, no peas
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman kills three people while trying to kill herself -- and escapes unhurt. Yes, she was a blonde (pic of hottie)
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(298)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British army tests "invisible" tank. Invisible WMD technology already perfected
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(123)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man has friends wait in car while he walks into McDonald's, threatens to kill people for no reason and bites a guy's fingertip off. Welcome to Ontario... the Florida of Canada
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(79)
 
(witz.org)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween: The Christopher Walken Cut-Out Mask
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(122)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You'll never get your ex back if you pass out on top of her car while she's at work (with tilty-mugshot goodness)
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(105)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Content is a horrible word. Its primary definition is something that is contained, such as the contents of a bag of dog food. News is the last thing that can be contained -- especially online news"
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(56)
 
(WTMJ)
 
 
 
Coach accused of beating up and threatening to kill one of his players. One of his 12-year-old players
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(105)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you've always wondered what a 116-year-old orange looks like, today is your lucky day
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(74)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this telescope
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Third-grader old to Apple: "I really like your iPod." Apple to third-grader: "Write us again and we will sue"
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(402)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Man gets probation for assault -- with pickles
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(77)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Ontario introduces $10,000 speeding ticket. After seeing how much revenue the tickets bring in, government contemplates making law even harsher
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(313)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Haunted" swing keeps swinging for up to 10 days at a time despite the fact that nobody touches it (with video goodness)
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(252)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The hot Halloween constumes for American pre-teens this year? Dressing like whores, apparently: "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it"
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(544)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Cobraman" found passed out in hospital parking lot after being bitten by one of his poisonous snakes. Again
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Somalian pirates attack Japanese ship. Epic battle between ninjas and pirates ensues
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Driver meets bowling ball in highway lane which strikes windshield, spares driver, winds up in gutter
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Crosseyed, neckless optometrist charged with sexual battery says he didn't see it coming. Oh yeah, there's a mugshot
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Two thieves armed only with ketchup bottles rob supermarket employee, demand that he raise his Heinz above his head
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Hitler, among his many faults, also had a farting problem
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Man explains to police he wasn't running from them cause he robbed someone, he was just busy smoking a joint (with video, photos)
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Collapse of Iraqi dam that could kill 500,000 people imminent. But don't worry, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers is on the case. Wait
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Some burglars leave their fingerprints at the scene of the crime; this idiot left behind his pants. You're doing it wrong
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Man walking dog hospitalized after vicious attack by pack of bloodthirsty... cows?
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Tasered UF student faces no charges. Well, no additional charges
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Man, 78, injured in bizzare Rube Goldberg grass-cutting accident
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Animal Liberation Front (ALF) floods home of scientist who tests monkeys. No word on if they flooded home of alien who eats cats
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Fisherman catches insurgent shark in Iraq... 200 km from the sea
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Madeleine McCann's parents used her fund to pay their mortgage. In other news, all money is marked and cannot be intermingled with other money as a substitute
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Teacher-student sex has become a common occurence in our society. It's not so common, however, when the teacher is Dave Mustaine. With picture goodness
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UK begins plans to charge people based on trash they throw out. In other news, rubbish collectors find bin laden at your neighbours' house
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Atlanta Fark party reminder. This Saturday, Nov. 3, 7 pm until ?, at the Local. LGT last thread
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Bad news: Burglar steals only family video footage of newborn baby. Good news: Police catch the idiot after he dropped his card with all his details on it
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"Nose hairs, bad breath ... porn queen fingers filthy turn-offs"
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New Jersey informs residents that it's once again safe to resume eating squirrels
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Bad: Cop airplane catches Ferrari speeding. Worse: Driver's escape attempt fails. Worser: Driver gets DUI. Fark: Instead of celebrating narrow escape, Ferrari owning passenger drives off and gets DUI (with chase video)
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You can't even tie a dog up outside a British store without coming back to find it's been hit by graffiti taggers. Your dog wants revenge (pics)
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