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Sun October 21, 2007
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Teen wins trophy for 1,224-pound pumpkin. His secret? "You just come home and be with the pumpkin."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parrot mimics smoke alarm to awaken sleeping family and alert them to fire. Take that you stupid dalmation
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Tomato Juice 1, LaGuardia Airport 0
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Japanese soldier mails post card during World War II. News: American who intercepted the post card ensures its delivery. Fark: 64 years later. Should have called Kevin Costner
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Wife kills herself after shooting husband three times in domestic dispute. News: Husband walks away from hospital that night. Fark: The husband is submitter's uncle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New sudoku king crowned; scientists plan to use him to verify negative correlation between sudoku speed and ability to get laid
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Airline passenger in hurry to make connecting flight, asks flight attendant for band-aid to put on his gunshot wound
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Wildfire burns church and castle. See, this is why you need a good moat
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This weekend's obituarial awesomeness: "The Great Omani could not hold a glass because he was flat on his back with his hands set in concrete, so the barmaid poured neat rum down his throat"
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
National gas average is up 5 cents; EVERYONE PANIC
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(News24)
 
 
 
Another a-hole with a drinking problem
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ric Romeroish exclusive on how matchmaking customers misrepresent their looks and wallets to potential blind dates
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this talented young artist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man buys truck on Craigslist. One year later, axle breaks and truck crashes into another car. Victim sues everyone who has ever owned the truck for negligence, and wins
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
United's CEO is contemplating making economy passengers pay a fee if they don't want their luggage to come last off the plane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To the delight of thirtysomethings everywhere, it's annual Franken Berry season
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nanny state firefighters banned from using ladders because "it is deemed a health and safety risk"
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(AP)
 
 
 
"Wild monkeys attack a New Delhi deputy mayor who falls to his death" What more can I say?
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
A 106-year-old man and an 81-year-old woman were married in a city in southeastern China. Bride's mother says they're excitedly planning their new family
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, someone stole him from the anthropology department at the University of Illinois
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The police officer walked out of the doctor's office with signed authorizations that allowed him to buy marijuana for his dog, as well as for himself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
South Carolina high school student expelled after accidentally bringing butter knife to school. "I know I made a really stupid decision but I don't think I should be expelled for it," she says
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Turkish soldiers attacked by Kurds. No whey
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man who forced a prostitute at gunpoint to have sex with him charged with armed robbery for "theft of services"
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(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Suicidal boy fires about 100 shots from inside his Hudson home. Umm, you're doing it wrong
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(the boston channel)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for showing a movie in which "the Bart character skateboards naked". HA HA
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Unemployed Colombian man wears iron mask as a part of his hunger strike. Dumas tag not an option here
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Emus 1, Bikers 0
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't have Chinese characters tattooed on your body unless you happen to be Chinese
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Combine a plane, a train and an automobile
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(News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
Two carjackers apprehended by police. From the mugshots, see if you can guess which one resisted arrest
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Orionids meteor shower to peak early Sunday morning
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Apartment complex in NYC increases occupancy by 720,000
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(AFP)
 
 
 
21 year old takes first prize at the Darwin world surfing tour's latest stop, the New York subway
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Twin sisters in England celebrate their 101st birthdays. When they were born, a pound of beef cost the equivalent of six cents, Edward VII was King, and Teddy Roosevelt was US President
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(The Missoulian)
 
 
 
Missoula county is not going to charge or enforce misdemeanor marijuana possession. Willie Nelson immediately contacts a real estate agent
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Survey results reveal "staggering" amount of salt in fast food, "shocking" levels of blueness in sky
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Scientist say that energy drinks may be bad. They've obviously never gotten into the sack with a female hopped up on "jager-bombs"
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(Some Hungry Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these delicious-looking sandwiches
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Colombian dogknappers demand $350,000 ransom
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Sat October 20, 2007
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Note to self: If you're going to try and get away with a crime, don't write a book about it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mainstream media picking up what Fark has been pointng out for years: "Sexual misconduct plagues U.S. schools"
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(Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Trapper nabs two giant beavers. Hawkeye demands weekend leave to Tokyo
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(Greenfield Recorder)
 
 
 
"Some people love to have captive wolves because it gives them a sense of being close to nature." Don't be that guy
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(Some Sharkbait Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy swimmer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Space shuttle, space station in grave danger of collision
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baby thrown 40 feet during a tornado and is uninjured. Mr. and Mrs Kent are relieved their son is okay
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(CJOnline)
 
 
 
When you are on the city dime, stopping to solicit a hooker is probably a bad idea
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
7 year old gets suspended for drawing a picture of "me" shooting "David" with a gun. Mom's spin: it was a water pistol. Dumbass tag for everyone involved (see drawing under "more photos")
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Apparently the terrorists aren't enjoying as much success generating news these days so it's time for the press to help them out
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Judge speechless when moran gives this reason for hitting a kid: "I'm not a morning person"
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
University of Dayton to start offering a bachelors degree in Human Rights. So now Philosophy majors will have someone to talk to when flipping burgers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
School overreacts to science project ingredients. To save face they charge student with causing false public alarm. Mayor of Boston unavailable for comment
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(AFP)
 
 
 
First they attacked King Arthur and his knights. Then Jimmy Carter. Now they're back and have targeted Australian PM John Howard. Beware of the ... bunny
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reader
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(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Tennessee latest state to tell sex offenders, "No you can't have Halloween, not yours" regardless of whether their offense had anything to do with children or not
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(Sauk Valley Newspaper)
 
 
 
Testicles raise $25,000 for charity. Or when it gets cold
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([Japan])
 
 
 
Fearing crime, Japanese now disguising themselves as vending machines
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(WFRV Green Bay)
 
 
 
Note to Human Resource Directors: When killing time at work, don't look at pix of nude women and girls on your computer. It could get you in trouble with HR
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Car plows through fence, jumps pool and hot tub, and ends up inside house... ta-da (with video)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Police officer questioning woman gets stabbed. With a dirty syringe. In the groin
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(Telegraph India)
 
 
 
This is the rule: if you are going to abandon your briefcase, don't leave a live grenade in it. If you must leave a grenade in it, don't also leave your identification there, because it makes it easy for police to find you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
♫ Trick or treat with your spawn, But stay off of my lawn, That's in Moray ♫
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(Independent.ie)
 
 
 
Police searching larceny suspect are surprised to discover that he has €500 worth of heroin hidden in his penis, and his cellphone (with charger) hidden in his rectum. The phone was on, but police did not confirm the ringtone
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The unlikely but true story about the marriage of the upstanding Mormon police chief and his exotic dancer wife
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(Bendigo Advertiser)
 
 
 
Massive, hours long search-and-rescue operation called off after parents discover their toddler was asleep in the house the whole time
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(Glasgow Daily Record)
 
 
 
Perverts, gang fights and drug swap operations. Prison? Nope, just another day at the local library
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Woman shows up with a cardboard box filled with syringes, offers flu shots for $20 a person. "We thought it was strange" says Sassy Threads owner
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(Phucket Gazette)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can't just pour rice wine over a woman's breasts and call that a medical treatment, even if you are a Buddhist monk
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(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Neighbor sees a young man trying to pull a pick-up out of a ditch with a four-wheeler, goes to lend a hand and dicovers the ATV the kid is using is his -- and so is the stuff in the truck
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cat show this weekend in Fark's favorite state. Look out for cats sleeping with kittens, catnip scandals
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British school launches racism investigation against four-year-old boy
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(Quiet and courteous felon)
 
 
 
7-11 store manager hands over store money, manhood to polite woman armed with a pocketknife
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(Some Scot)
 
 
 
One-eyed, deaf 82-year old decides to tow a trailer full of goodies to the farmer's market. At 88 miles per hour. Strangely, this didn't happen in Florida
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Overflowing cleavage and mug shots? Oh yes, The Smoking Gun is there
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
9/11 Truthers heckle Real Time with Bill Maher. Bill Maher jumps up and kicks truther out: "ass kicking is what's called for" (link now goes to video - not safe for work language)
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(wymt news)
 
 
 
Kentucky man decides to download child porn at public library. Bonus: in front of a cop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this funky beach
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A gambler known as the Fat Man has won his appeal against a High Court ruling to pay back a £2m debt amassed in just one night at a London casino. Notorious B.I.G. unavailable in Las Vegas for comment
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, woman finds the unexpected when visiting aunt's grave. "Someone had taken her skull and her rib cage. It had flooded and there were chicken feathers in there"
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman steals from church thrift shop. News: It was $700K and the criminal mastermind wanted to blow it all on lotto tickets. Fark: That's a woman?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dumbledore was gay all along. Late-night visits to Gandalf's finally explained
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists come up with composite of "funniest face in Britain." Composite has teeth, so submitter calls shenanigans
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Why does rabbit remain so marginal in our meat-hungry diet? No doubt 'fluffy bunny syndrome' is a factor. Greetings cards, toys and children's wallpaper repackage the rabbit as the cutest and cuddliest of all our fauna"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's 2,795 miles to Santa Monica, we've got a BMW M5, police scanners, a CB radio, a radar detector, laser jammers, it's dark, and our stabilized binoculars have night vision. HIT IT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those cheap, unbranded, crappy toy animals you bought for your little angels at Wal-Mart... Guess where they came from and guess what element they have too much of
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
"The Brazilian" may be responsible for the rapid decline of crabs (pubic lice) in the wild and a Dutch museum wants samples before it's too late
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(AP)
 
 
 
Your city's primary water source is in jeopardy of running out and there is no backup plan. Have a nice weekend Atlanta
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Houston woman finds Jesus in a towel she used to clean air conditioner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vermont woman wants black and white miniature horse for a service animal. No word on exactly what service he will be performing
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Grocery chain SuperValu taken for over 10 million dollars in Nigerian e-mail scam
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Fri October 19, 2007
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Illusionist David Copperfield is at the center of an FBI investigation after a Seattle woman accused him of raping her in the Bahamas. OW
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(International Education)
 
 
 
To comply with Maine's American Indian community, Squaw Point Road will now be know as Ugly White Slut Lane
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(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
Good news: San Francisco eliminates its homeless problem. Bad news: Now it has a goat problem
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Viagra reportedly being used recreationally. Captain obvious asks not to be bothered for, oh, 3 or 4 hours
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into building in Vancouver
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Report: Warm wind a culprit in arctic melt. Future plans include asking all cows to graze facing in a northerly direction
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
"Why is it that so many organizations have still not implemented encryption, at least on their laptops and other mobile devices? Laptop losses aren't exactly rare"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Locals relieved to discover that the reported explosion was merely 1957 Chevrolet pickup with two jet engines mounted in truck bed
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Unidentified man turns water in Trevi fountain red. Witnesses decribe him as "having a white beard, staff, and sounding like Charlton Heston"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marine Corps updates what personnel can wear on- and off-duty: No shiny metal or gems on their teeth, no designs carved in their hair, no bling, no belly shirts, no cleavage. Now give me 20
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Police raid vacant house; you guess why they ended up naked and showering together
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Female prison guard accused of having sex with inmate and allowing him to use her cell phone to brag to his homies that he just banged the prison guard
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Parents urged not to sex up children"
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(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween: 15 most famous ghost photos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Redesign this safety poster
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(Hello)
 
 
 
When you absolutely, positively have to kill every Cabbage Patch Kid and Smurf in the place, you must use the Hello Kitty AK-47
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(Politicker NJ)
 
 
 
Teacher busted for molesting 14-year-old boy (with home school hittable pic)
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Hey We're not just fat -- we're ugly, too"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Indonesian volcano calms down, attempts to lure 116,000 evacuees back into range
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Orlando Sentinal proudly announces that their tiny competitor, Orlando Weekly, had almost their entire ad staff arrested on prostitution charges
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have a cough/cold/fever and you are under the age of 12, the FDA would like to invite you to suck it
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Elderly man commits suicide in painfully unique way: Shotgun loaded with a flare
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands of Indonesians forced to evacuate slopes of active volcano. Why are there thousands of people living on the slopes of a volcano?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle airport cancels Christmas, removes offensively religious trees with red ribbons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man released from federal custody after massive "pot farm" found to be wild hemp (with "yeah, sure it's not pot" picture goodness)
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The five weirdest urban legends ... that really happened
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(Random House)
 
 
 
Random House's "Top 100 novels" poll puts "Battlefield Earth" at No. 3. Subby's tag poll choices are Dumbass, Sad, Sick, Stupid or Scary... subby picks Dumbass
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(Ya Another List)
 
 
 
Top 15 manipulated photos. FARK gets mentioned in number 9
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Nun murdered by ninja." Stories like this are the entire reason this place exists
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(KPHO)
 
 
 
Arizona prosecutor seeking information on people who viewed a webpage, arrests newspaper staff for story about it
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(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Constable arrests car salesman because he once sold a car to a woman who later got a $10 parking ticket
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(WTMJ)
 
 
 
County Administrator: "Church bakesale at our courthouse violates separation of church and state, please enjoy these flowers instead."
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian study reveals Ottawa as rudest city, Moncton the most polite
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Standing still on a public sidewalk, in a noticable manner, is now illegal. Move along citizen, or we'll bust your ass
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County vice investigators want the Orlando Weekly to cancel ads they say are really fronts for prostitution. Orlando Weekly tells vice to suck it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
IRS orders casinos to report wins of more than $5,000, beginning in March. Submitter is going to double down on 2-8 offsuit, order the dealer to "go fish", and splash the pot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A debate on why moonshine is illegal, but you can still brew up to 200 gallons of beer or produce 200 gallons of wine per year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
William Shatner will not do a cameo in the upcoming Star Trek movie after all. Also, Shatner is not God
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mothers Against Drunk Driving against Mothers Against Illegal Aliens using "Mothers Against" again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High School students vote to remove gender from Homecoming King and Queen ballots. School responds by cancelling election. Nothing to see here, move along
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"We pamper our kids, overemphasize fairness in competition and keep them indoors. Kids aren't learning how to get hurt, lose, fend for themselves, find their balance and discover dangers - all important parts of growing up."
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(New York Times)
 
 
 
News: Iraq on the mend, awarding $1.1b in contracts to build power plants. Fark: With Iranian and Chinese companies
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man builds $30,000 jumbo-jet simulator in his bedroom. Now looking for "flight attendants"
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
City council gives firemen permission to drink beer at the station after fighting fires
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(Some Carbon-Based Lifeform)
 
 
 
Robotic anti-aircraft gun goes rogue, spraying hundreds of high-explosive shells everywhere during live-fire exercise. Next step: Find Sarah Connor
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Full fuel truck stolen in Baltimore. Submitter is not taking any tunnels or bridges tonight
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(KPTV)
 
 
 
Phony kidnapper forces woman to have aural sex
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
China has a boy surplus, which will exacerbate crime and violence but provide surplus of WoW gold miners
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(Charleston.net)
 
 
 
Lady calls 911 to report she thinks she ran into a giraffe with her car, in South Carolina. With audio goodness
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, officer. This DUI notice must be a mistake. I've already been deported"
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(SuperDeluxe)
 
 
 
Man who charges $350 for abduction of little boy plans to start daycare service. Price point leads to hundreds of unattended children
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Brussels sprouts
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(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Ordinance prohibiting ice-cream-truck drivers from using music -- or anything but a bell -- to beckon customers is ruled unconstitutional. A victory for free speech and Bomb Pops
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Casino-rich tribe impresses primitive white people with token gift
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(SCUBA Bob)
 
 
 
If you must crash your car into the bay and sink, you might as well do it when the members of a lifeguard scuba team are nearby performing a training drill
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Researchers claim that women with sexsomnia -- having sex while fast asleep -- is a growing problem. Married men everywhere recommending Nyquil as a possible treatment
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"A kamikaze squirrel fell from the sky and detonated a woman's car"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Reporter tries to reference "The Big Lebowski" in story, fails miserably. Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tornado strikes Amish community. Hundreds without power
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
State trooper who was let go for having sex with a porn star at a traffic stop will not receive a happy ending
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dr. Watson suspended by research lab for acting like deoxyribonucleic asshat
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(CourierPost)
 
 
 
State trooper shoots himself in hand, limiting his ability to pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese entrepreneurs opening Mao-themed restaurants. There's one downtown, right next to the Helen Keller Books N' Music Emporium
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FDA says ED drugs may cause hearing loss. Could this be a blessing in disguise?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ben Stein helps out Al Franken in his quest for a Senate seat, rules out a "Franken-Stein 08" presidental run
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brits are less popular after Europeans get to know them
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(Woo! DC!)
 
 
 
Final Reminder: DC Fark party on Saturday at 6:30pm. LGT directions
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(KESQ.com)
 
 
 
Today's "naked burglar" story brought to you by Palm Springs and a backyard lounge chair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The six best Bruce Campbell movies you'll never see
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Growers complaining about new regulations on how they must handle their nuts. "I think it's being shoved down all of our throats"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Using a military helicopter to spy on a sexy sunbather? Priceless. No. Not really: £250,000
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couple catches burglar in the act in their home, forces him to clean up his mess at gunpoint until police arrive to taunt him when he complains
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Italian authorities take away children of U.S. soldier for "abandoning" them with her fiancée when she was deployed
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunk tourist dives onto crocodile
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop "Node 2," the next addition to the International Space Station, scheduled to launch Oct. 23rd on Shuttle Discovery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Dawn of the Dead" zombie James Watson apologizes for calling blacks stupid, tasty
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Not content with mounting CCTV cameras every three feet, police in London now putting concealed listening devices randomly on the streets just so no one can have a private conversation
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Britain to recruit spies by placing ads in video games. Must have lvl 70 rogue with at least 31 points in subtlety
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(kctv5.com)
 
 
 
Two Kansas high school girls banned from wearing breast cancer awareness t-shirts saying "Save 2nd Base"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy does its part to slow global warming by ordering prisoners to make ice cream
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass, three-inch long newborn baby monkey unveiled by London zoo (pic gallery)
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
"Mr Swirly Face," the child molestor also known as Christopher Paul Neil, has been arrested in Thailand
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman returns home after an extended absence and found a strange man in her bed and a woman wearing her clothes
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Evil tool of Satan, or coolest children's toy of all time?
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Thu October 18, 2007
(DARPA)
 
 
 
"When The Lights Go Down In The City" isn't just lyrics in a Journey song. It's what will happen in San Francisco Saturday night to promote energy conservation
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(Some Beach Bum)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rusted-out beach
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ho-hum. Another day, another teacher sex scandal. With "would-you-hit-it?" picture goodness
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Autistic hiker found. Definitely
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(Some cancer guy)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry you have cancer. You're fired."
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(LasVegasNOW.com)
 
 
 
It's no illusion -- FBI raids David Copperfield's warehouse
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Good news: Schools will no longer be isuing recorders to students to teach music, sparing their families much shrill whistling and squeaking. Bad news: They're being replaced with ukuleles
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New York couple head to court after bride refuses to return guy's $48,800 engagement ring after they split up. In related news, there are idiots who spend $48,800 on engagement rings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quadriplegic man wins lawsuit over police officers who searched him by hanging him on concrete wall. At least they didn't call him Art
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attractive employees earn more for the same work. Men also earn more for the same work. Ergo your boss is gay
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dear Boy Scouts Cradle of Liberty Council: As a consequence of your not accepting gays, the annual rent for your headquarters will increase from $1 to $200,000. Signed, The City of Brotherly Love
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(Beertown)
 
 
 
Check if your favorite craft brew won a medal at the Great American Beerfest. Note on quality of competition: Hamms and Old Milwaukee Light won gold medals (one-page PDF)
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(TPM)
 
 
 
Sen. Chris Dodd, whose campaign support languishes in single digits, to place hold on telecom bill if it includes retroactive immunity
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC asks how a family earning $80k can afford four houses and an HDTV, while another family earning $100k lives paycheck to paycheck. Subby wonders whether hookers and blow are involved
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guess...who...IS...going to be...IN..the new...Star Trek...movie
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(AP)
 
 
 
Newly returned Pakistan former prime minister survives bomb attack which kills at least 30, wounds over 100
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Farmers sue DEA for the right to grow industrial hemp
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(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Yankees: Hey Torre, come back for 1 more year. Torre: suck it
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Firefighters rush to rescue man who got his finger stuck in picnic table. Victim embarrassed by all the attention, including posting on Fark
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Babies destroy social life, according to study sponsored by institute to determine color of sky, wetness of water, gravitational field of Rosie O'Donnell
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(CNN)
 
 
 
95 out of 200 residents in Florida trailer park are sex offenders, slightly besting Congress
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Cigarette tax proposed to fund kids' health care program. So, more smokers equals healthier kids?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New study shows feminists have healthier, more romantic relationships. Wait, what?
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Fake bombs getting through LAX 75% of the time. But flying REALLY is the safest form of travel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rat Pack now completely reunited in the afterlife, scheduled to perform two shows nightly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush veto of child health bill sustained. Suck it poor kids
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(Endgame the Movie)
 
 
 
New film by conspiracy nutbar Alex Jones tells you why the "elites" want to exterminate 80 percent of the world's population and live forever with the help of machines. Damn... he's on to us
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Feds: "Uh, we don't know what you're teaching in that school, but you're funded by the Saudis and teaching Islam, so we're just going to close you while we investigate." School: "You could just ask."
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(Some Lama)
 
 
 
Caption the Dalai Lama's words of wisdom to President Bush
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Today's 70s Children's show, now creepy as hell: The Electric Company ~ "Billy Lick a Lolly"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Olympic bomber and anti-abortionist extremist who bombed clinics has his mommy complaining about his prison conditions. Somebody call the waaahmbulance
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(HBO)
 
Video
 
What would Jesus drive? "I just assumed my god would have a driver." (Sponsored Link)
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(North Jersey.com)
 
 
 
Teenager sues police department for rough treatment, even though they apologized to him for accidentally running him over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeowner sick of having people's cats trespassing on his lawn "relocates" them at least 25 miles away and sends letters to owners telling them to be more responsible with their next pet (pics)
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(Some Cyclist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange hybrid bicycle wheelbarrow thingie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"As Todd Hanson, story editor for The Onion, puts it, 'Fake news is kind of becoming a thing now.'" It's not news here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Storms destroy beer tents in Oklahoma. Why does God hate humanity?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock but studies have shown that technology has made it easier to *gasp* access porn at work. Ric Romero on the scene
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Madison Square Garden and New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas ask judge to reduce $11.6 million award in harassment case because they feel it exceeds constitutional limits. Thomas also feels she was "asking for it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When your house is on fire it's usually best not to interfere with the firefighters
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(Gulf Daily News)
 
 
 
When the police ask to see your identification, it's very important to make sure that there isn't a piece of hashish stuck to it before giving it to them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A thief caught shoplifting a packet of cheese from a supermarket in Germany tried to make his getaway, like anyone would, in a cement mixer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seriously, water polo is not played with horses people
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK gets first "Minister for Students". Meh. What would a politician know about ridiculously long holidays, recreational drugs and avoiding getting a proper job for as long as possib- Oh, wait
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(TPM)
 
 
 
Putting their money where their mouth is, Republicans are now offering amendments to Democrat-sponsored bills saying they support Osama Bin Laden
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Armed KFC robber flees to local cemetery and eludes police. In related news, Zombies rising in time for Halloween
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day, another French president who can't make his marriage work
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(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
A guy selling prescription drugs out of a house "deemed unsuitable for habitation" is probably not a licensed pharmacist
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Parrot copies rugby team's chants, abuses the referee (w/vid)
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(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
"Ah Kyle, I believe a certain someone is supposed to put a certain set of balls in their mouth."
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And then there were .... uh.... one less as Sen. Brownback (R-Who's he) quits the 2008 presidential campaign
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hookers provided to Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham on a Hawaian vacation testify in trial of man accused of bribing him. Shockingly, they were all female and of age
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(BBC)
 
 
 
10-week-old kitten survives 20-minute cycle in washing machine, becomes town's cleanest pussy (with photo)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man stages robbery of his own shop, only to get caught by his own CCTV system
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Using a water pipe is as addictive as other forms of tobacco smoking. In other news, some people actually use tobacco in water pipes
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(News24)
 
 
 
County prosecutor: "I have a category of crimes that I like to refer to as 'aggravated stupid'." Fark already has that category of crimes, and it's called Option C
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(NZ City News)
 
 
 
Catch a thief - get beer for life
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man rigs trap door in the bottom of his trailer and parks over the underground fuel tanks at gas stations to suck up free gas. Since you're hearing about it on Fark, it's obvious he didn't think his cunning plan through
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There was an old writer named Mailer / whose ex seems concerned he can't nail her / he soon might be dead / in a hospital bed / and she'll have to go find her a sailor
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman protests plan to close care homes by posing as Lady Godiva and riding a mobility scooter through town (with SFW "Do Not Want" pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientist subs supercomputer with an array of eight Ps3s to study black holes. Scientist considered using Xbox 360s but was afraid the gargantuan black hole of failure that would result from eight RROD boxes would consume the universe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A poll shows that 25% of Germans believe there were some positive aspects to Nazi rule. Do you know who else thought there were positive aspects to Nazi rule?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cocaine and heroin addicts being given extra drugs as a reward for good behaviour in rehab
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(Some Model Citizen)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely sweatshirt model
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cutest pic of a naked guinea pig you'll see today
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
22-year-old lab tech MILF sentenced to 1 year in county jail for having sex with 14-year-old boy in a park, her car, her apartment and a motel room. Tag says it all (with news video)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman finds 7 foot python in her toilet
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Doctors find toothbrush in woman's nose. Umm, you're doing it wrong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Irish distrust and dislike all foreigners
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British funeral homes forced to clarify to public that pets must ALSO be dead before they will be allowed to be buried with their owners
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(Petoskey News)
 
 
 
Newspaper publisher complains that Americans can no longer express themselves without swearing. Can you believe that sh*t?
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
The biggest threat to America strikes again
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(SI Live)
 
 
 
Principal under fire after calling student "Spleen Boy" - referring to boy whose spleen burst after he was pelted with dozens of hardcover textbooks during a math class "Quiet Game" supervised by first-time sub teacher. Yeah
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Old and foolish Halloween prank: Eggs. Hot and ghoulish Halloween prank: Frozen paintballs
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 128: "Wallpaper This" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 17, 2007
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
School board OKs birth control for middle schoolers, beer and wine to be considered next meeting
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(AP)
 
 
 
The dollar's falling, oil prices are rising, things are heating up in Iran and Iraq, how the fark are we going to pay for retired Baby Boomers - ooohh look it's Snowball the dancing cockatoo
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(Some Copier)
 
 
 
Stupid: Students try to create counterfeit bills in class. Stupider: Teacher charged with obstruction of justice related to case. Stupidest: Because she helped
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Smuggling Speedos into Gitmo. "(It) sounds funny until a guy is hanging at the end of a Speedo drawstring." Nope, it still sounds pretty funny
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Kid uses knowledge from TV medical shows to help injured friend. Good thing it wasn't lupus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party Thursday the 18th (Tomorrow) LGT Venue, DIT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Man finds problems in raising the dead." It's not news, it's CNN
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Behold the awesome Space Invaders pumpkin, with bonus Atari logo on the back. Pew pew Pewpewpew
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Healthy Halloween treats? Blasphemy, subby says
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(Daily News Tribune)
 
 
 
City hires actors to go to bars and pretend to be drunk. Bartenders mistake actors for sober people with "special needs"
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(Lithgow Mercury)
 
 
 
National Novel Writing Month set to attract people with no life and too much time on their hands, but no one here would know what that's like, right?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Spanish warship seizes U.S. treasure boat. In other news, the Spanish Armada is still active
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Study links pregnant smokers with mental illness. Is there anything left that isn't caused by depression?
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(Freakonomics)
 
 
 
Owner of online poker website Absolute Poker caught cheating versus his own player base
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The president of Oral Roberts University, who definitely did not steal from the endowment to pay for vacations, just coincidentally decided to quit his job
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a rare display of hard-nosed crimefighting, Portland, Oregon will now offer a) tougher penalties for crimes, b) bigger prisons, c) more cops or d) a morning wake-up call?
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Liberal radio host Randi Rhodes, who was first mugged by a conservative, then fell walking her dog, then took a spill while drunk, was actually attacked, but it was "not a hate crime." Is that clear?
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(ocregister)
 
 
 
Teens hacks into O.C. 911 system, prompting armed response to home of unsuspecting couple. Teen faces charges of falsely reporting a crime, assault with an assault weapon by proxy and a felony count of impersonating Lyle Lovett without a permit
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
More and more parents claiming "religious exemption" to avoid having their children vaccinated for school
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Holding up the line to ask how much coffee a large cup holds? That's a slashin'
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(Google)
 
 
 
"Congress has little to show for all the time that has gone by," says Bush, strumming his veto-ink-stained fingers on his desk made from the corpses of impoverished children
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Latest no-doubt-bogus media-created "growing trend" is twenty-somethings who follow their dream and rely on Mom and Dad for help
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The Spanish word for devil (Diablo) is too offensive for a vanity plate but '666' is acceptable? No doubt due in large part to the huge Spanish speaking population in Saskatchewan
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Times wants you to know that while it's tough to take cow flatulence seriously, it's no joke. Adds that it's a "silent but deadly source of greenhouse gases." But remember: It's no joke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
English fire departments ponder adding surcharge for when they need to rescue a grotesquely obese person from their home
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada's Transportation Safety Board tells ferry crews to stop smoking so much pot on the job
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(WTAM.com)
 
 
 
Ohio strippers can't be naked after midnight? That's farked up
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(Union Leader)
 
 
 
New Hampshire would like your help in renaming their community colleges. "Thirteenth Grade" reportedly the most common suggestion so far
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(AP)
 
 
 
Today's theft of a laptop full of personal data brought to you by Home Depot and the number 10,000
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(WTMJ)
 
 
 
Two men rob a business. One is 6'3" and 300 pounds, one is 5'0" and 150 pounds. Which one do you think tried to disguise himself as a woman?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this curious shore looker
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stock Analysts change the rating on NY Times stock from 'sell' to 'oh the humanity'
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(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Is our children learning? Of course: "The self-proclaimed World's Strongest Man bent a frying pan into the shape of a taco with his bare hands Tuesday at Berkeley High School"
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA calling for tornado outbreak across eastern OK and AR. Time to grab the cams and fire up the chase mobiles
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Video of Stephen Colbert announcing his run for President. What next, Drew as his running mate?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
What does a lame duck do for attention? Mention World War III
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Reader reponds to story about child whipping arrest by suggesting: A) "Can't we all just get along?" B) Children need love and attention. C) 10 swats with a belt is not unreasonable to keep black men out of prison. (Near end)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Archbishop apologizes for giving communion to gays dressed as nuns
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
For those of you keeping track of such things, it turns out a screwdriver in the rectum is worth $4 million
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Family of four needs to earn minimum of $77,000 annually just to be able to scrape by in San Francisco. Good news, however: Rice-A-Roni still free for residents
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(SuperDeluxe)
 
Video
 
Britney flashes her crotch to social workers. This just might get her kids back
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize-winning geneticist claims black people aren't as smart as white people. Naturally, a calm assessment of his data and conclusions will ensue
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Turkey to invade Iraq. Bush: Gobble gobble
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope to elevate 23 new cardinals. Must be great that they can do this to each other publicly now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to Google's statistics, Chile leads the world in searching for the word "gay." According to Nelson from The Simpsons, "Ha... ha..."
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We have some schools calling it 'Harvest Day.' What are we even harvesting these days? Let's call it what it is, and let the kids be kids"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Step 1: Fall down a well. Step 2: Capture the hearts of the American people. Step 3: Wait 20 years. Step 4: Profit to the tune of $1 million
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Chocolate Jesus to return. Never has redemption been so delicious
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Study concludes that "obesogenic" society to blame for epidemic of fatties, not individuals. Personal responsibility not actually dead, just in a Twinkie-induced sugar coma
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery can make a beautiful human being look like Michael Jackson
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Customers of exotic dancer file 9mm complaint with Better Boobies Bureau
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Islamic-themed comic book debuts today. Issue No. 1 features new superhero The Burkanator, who fights Great Satan Corrupt Western Culture Man
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bush excited to meet Dalai Lama, says it's been years since he's been to the zoo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Find the five differences in each trippy level
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It takes $2.8 billion a year to feed U.S. troops in Iraq, but that's in post-bribery dollars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let us never forget October 17th, 1840, the day a river of beer killed nine and demolished two houses. If only we could all be so lucky to die this way
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study shows the costs of global warming will outweigh its benefits -- wait, benefits?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Spock raised a manicured eyebrow at Kirk, causing a shudder of glee to course through the virile captain at the prospect of an off-duty night of ecstasy." Taking at look at fan fiction
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Defying the 1959 territorial treaty, Britain claims rights to a vast Antarctic seabed, joining Canada, Russia, and some other damn country in claiming ice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Life is too short to drink bad beer. Here are a few ways to maximize your beer value
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Almost half of all people living in New Jersey want to live somewhere else
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Woman talking on cell phone while driving makes wrong turn onto railroad tracks in front of speeding Amtrak train. The Smoking Car is there (with video)
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Blackwater chairman Erik Prince: I am above the (Iraqi) law
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(AP)
 
 
 
Syria unconfirms Syrian ambassador to U.N.'s confirmation that Israel attached a nuclear facility in Syria
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(U.N.)
 
 
 
Syrian ambassador to U.N. confirms that Israel attacked a nuclear facility in Syria. (Three-quarters of the way down.)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Euro 2008 qualifier update: Russia 4, England 0 -- and that's before the match has even started
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(Customers Suck)
 
 
 
Teen buys a bottle of malt vinegar, drinks half of it, gets sick. Mother tries to get employee who sold it to him fired. Store worker gets sweet revenge of the highest order
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Fotoshop this farking freaky façade
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You accidentally shot dead an innocent man. Do you: C) Photoshop his picture to make him look like a terrorist?
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
In effort to throw off Lucky Charm hunters, leprechaun opens car door for drunk, pantless man. Bonus: A new mugshot for your collection
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Forget the lawn, stay out of the 81-year-old pistol-packing granny's laundry room
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Step 1: Hide in tree with bow for deer hunting. Step 2: Bear cub climbs same tree. Step 3: Bear cub calls mama
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(TheArgus)
 
 
 
Woman attacked for having big breasts (30JJ in case you were wondering)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Drinking + driving + speeding + texting + freight train... this should end well
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(Station Square)
 
 
 
Reminder: This Saturday, October 20th, Pittsburgh Fark Party: Hooters at Station Square, 8 p.m. The line to complain, rip on the city, hate on the Steelers, post the fatty Steelers fan pic, etc. starts over here -->
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Drinking buddies decide to resolve age-old "shovel vs. stabbing" debate. Apparently ended in draw
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(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
In democratic Russia, shepherd saves EWE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The TSA has successfully implemented new security measures to protect its critical data. Just kidding, they lost two more laptops containing the personal information of over 3,000 people
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia discovers the best way to tackle speeding male drivers isn't to add more cameras or limits, but to suggest they've got tiny wangs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're at the hospital because of a drinking binge. Do you: A) Vow never to drink again? B) Vow to reform your life? C) Slam two vials of blood you mistakenly confuse for alcohol?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sen. Larry Craig claims to be a victim of what he calls "gladiator politics." Nope, not gay at all
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"You don't often come across the word 'suckatorium' in official documents"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nanny State about to charge drivers who smoke behind the wheel and strip them of car insurance
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British government report praises education standards on the Isle of Wight. FAIL: government spells it "Isle of White" through the whole damn report
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(Syrophenikan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat who is preparing to devour your soul
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(The Argus)
 
 
 
Not news: Door falls on customer at DIY hardware store. News: And the customer who tries to rescue him. Fark: And the customer who tries to rescue them. WTF: And the paramedic who tries to extract them
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
You're just released on bail for a DUI. Do you: A) Go home? B) Go to church? Or C) Buy a 12-pack and drink it on the courthouse lawn?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert running for president of the United States of America
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(BayNews9)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy to walk 250 miles to state capitol to raise money for homeless children, skip school for 23 days
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, the Quebec legislature bans the word "weathervane"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's "64-year-old convicted killer who escaped prison 35 years ago and lived quietly ever since" story brought to you by Pulaski, Tennessee. Oh yeah... it's a woman, and the murder weapon may well have been her appearance. (With pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother of missing toddler Madeleine McCann says the reason why people don't feel sympathy for her is because she is "too hot"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman cursed by King Tut. And more than once a month apparently
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
"The hypnotist followed the same script that he has for years, without experiencing prior incidents. On this particular evening, two students had a negative reaction"
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Tue October 16, 2007
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cemetery workers in Iraq may go hungry if the U.S. doesn't step up the killing
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(Northwest Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Stripper calls cops after patron gropes her, then he tells investigators she breached an oral-sex contract. It goes without saying this happened in Florida
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(WCAX)
 
 
 
Police: Man breaks, enters, steals egg-and-bacon breakfast sandwich. Mmm.... bacon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the Deparment of Making Stuff Up: New study shows that majority of U.S. adults are morning people
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Dog survives fire by jumping in tub, breathing through drain, your dog wants a breathing apparatus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vodak makes inroads in world's biggest Scotch market, probably because drinkers find that no matter how much Dr. Pepper they mix it with, single-malt still has that unpleasant "whisky" taste
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
National Orgasm Week starts today. This should end well
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(Time)
 
 
 
People in India realizing that working in a call center sucks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
ACLU helps US Army officer win lawsuit to obtain conscientious objector status and honorable discharge, on the basis that his Christian beliefs are incompatible with military service
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for shouting profanities at her overflowing toilet. Talk about a potty mouth
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(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
Don't let anything like being innocent until proven guilty get in the way
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brick structure
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"I'm exercising but I'm still fat. What should I do?"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Why Fark has a "Florida" tag, reason No. 12,794: Central Florida strip club offers free flu shots with the purchase of two lap dances
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(Big Head DC)
 
 
 
There's something about the Rockettes performing for the legless troops at Walter Reid that just seems awkward
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The worst part about shooting home invaders is having to get out of bed to grab the shotgun. Well, not anymore with these bed-mounted shotguns
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Canadians wearily prepare to leave their igloos and trudge through snowdrifts to polls as snap election about to be called over some stupid crap
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Liberal radio talk-show host Randi Rhodes mugged by 14 Ketel Ones by 6:00 p.m. on a Sunday, shall remain a Democrat
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Corps of Engineers to Atlanta: "Mussels downstream need water more than you, so stop bathing so much." Neal Boortz: "Gov. Sonny Purdue should take control of the lake by force using the National Guard." This should not end well
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
U.S. officials convinced all it takes is $8 billion more to win the drug war once and for all
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank of America teller who helped catch bank robber fired for accepting $10,000 reward
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember this day, farkers and farkettes. A day where our Republicans and our Democrats came together and united as one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OPEC heads, "concerned" about oil prices, quoted as saying "BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH"
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Morans buy condos next to railroad tracks, now they expect the city to cough up a cool million to make the area quiet
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(Axcess News)
 
 
 
Latest poll widens Hillary's gap
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Nation's largest cock fighting ring busted. YouTube waiting for any newscaster who leaves the 'fighting' part out of that headline
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(6abc.com)
 
 
 
You snatch a purse with a cell phone in it. Do you: A) Demand $185,000 ransom for the cell phone? B) Demand $200 ransom for the cell phone? C) Act all surprised when the phone's owner shows up with the police? D) All of the above?
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(AP)
 
 
 
2 of OJ's buddies agree to testify against him. Kato Kaelin nods approval
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baylor University football coach gets mad, urinates on bar
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(KSAT)
 
 
 
Teen loses battle against school board to keep his long hair. Apparently, "Dude, I'm like a stoner man" isn't a valid reason. (With pic)
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(AP)
 
 
 
A Constitutional issue worthy of the Supreme Court - Ice cream vendor fights for his first amendment right to play music
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Student mistypes email address of teacher she's having affair with, recipient calls police, teacher gets arrested, student's parents post teacher's bond
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Saying that Muslims shouldn't beat women? That's a fatwah and a death sentence. (Hero tag is for the hittable Ms. Ali)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Have you ever talked on the phone with a person who talked to a person who at one time talked to a suspected "terrorist"? If so, you are on the government's list, with a hat-tip to Verizon
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(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Steve-O is the new front man in PETA's "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ad campaign. Steve-O would rather go naked than do just about anything. Check out his ad
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Patriot missile shoots down a Qatar farm. Does Hallmark make a card saying "Sorry for the accidental discharge?"
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(Talking Radio)