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Sun October 14, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Absinthe is legally back in the U.S. Well, a fluffier, friendlier version
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Starbuck's triumphs over 5000 years of Asian history and culture
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Obviously not regular readers of Fark, couple arrested for letting 14 teens drink alcohol at their home
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(Northwest Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches 844-pound shark during tournament (with Jawsy photos)
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And you thought the comments were the worst thing about Youtube
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Segways are not the Transportation of Tomorrow at Disney World
source: tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy Who's Buying A GPS)
 
 
 
Circling the block in your car and asking directions = prostitution in Huntington, WV
source: dailymail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Today's fear mongering article by the media: truckers carry explosives. EVERYONE PANIC
source: content.hamptonroads.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bacon flavored mint julep? Bacon-wrapped bananas roasted with curry powder and brown sugar? Bacon pie? Just the typical servings at the Bacon Club
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(141)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Today's frozen beef recall brought to you by the letters J&B
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stretch something normally not stretched. LGT example
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(112)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
You better be good looking if you want to serve drinks to people at this casino. "We really wanted to stand out in a different way."
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(84)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
One of Britain's most senior police officers is to call for all drugs - including heroin and cocaine - to be legalised and urges the Government to declare an end to the "failed" war on illegal narcotics
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(309)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Think your boss is bad? This guy says his boss ordered him to swallow estrogen pills and to wear women's clothing at work to "feminize" and supposedly make him more successful
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(69)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
It's apparently not wise to wear handcuffs as a fashion statement when attending courthouse proceedings
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(33)
 
(Madcominist)
 
 
 
Ten million-dollar ideas that shoudn't have worked, but did. Fark doesn't make the grade
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(89)
 
(India Daily)
 
 
 
While you were busy arguing over Star Trek trivia from your basement, this mathmetician found a simulator that can create an artificial wormhole
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(68)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
New law designed to crack down on illegal brothels by cutting off their power. Because there's no way they'd be able to have illegal sex in the dark
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Plot uncovered to assassinate Putin in Iran this week
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(323)
 
(Halifax Courier)
 
 
 
Police capture burglary suspect who had his head inside a freezer and two screwdrivers in his underpants
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(21)
 
(Sandusky Register)
 
 
 
Nobody ever cared about shirtless idiots with painted chests at football games -- until the hot girls started doing it
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(140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fly with comfort and class. Fly Zeppelin, eat, drink and sleep in comfort or pop open the window and take a picture from 500 feet
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(138)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
In an effort to boost adoptions, animal shelter website features pics of cute puppies... with a clock counting down hours to their death
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(194)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
It rained 1/10th of an inch in Southern California yesterday. Traffic is still backed up and damages are expected to be in the Billions. Looting erupts and cats and dogs sleep together. Arnold declares martial law
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(168)
 
(Extreme Pumpkins)
 
 
 
If the pumpkin you carve for Halloween doesn't belch actual fire, you're doing it wrong. Here's how to do it right (pics)
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Suspended Vatican Priest says he's not gay, just doing research on dangerous gays. "It was a trap. I was a victim of my own attempts to contribute to cleaning up the Church with my psychoanalyst work"
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(90)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen will probably never realize that one weekend in jail is about the best outcome he could have expected for shooting an off duty cop in the head with an airsoft gun
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(185)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
The man who led the fight against Indian mascots for sports teams dies. No word if it was from the tomahawk chop or alcoholism
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(251)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
This summer I hear the drumming, four dead at a horse show
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Alcohol tolerance could give the Aussies and Kiwis the edge in this year's Rock Paper Scissors World Championship
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this father and daughters
source: shorpy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Irate dog jailer goes T.J. Hooker on man who attempts to rescue his pooch from pound
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(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Amway subsidiary Quixtar tries to get an activist judge to force ISPs to divulge exactly who called them a poopy head
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(161)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Police annoyed by website that "combines Facebook-like social interaction with virtual drug deals and naked characters having sex"
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Lodi News)
 
 
 
Sooner or later, Hallmark is gonna have to introduce a "Sorry I Shot You In The Face Accidentally" card. It's only a matter of time
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(46)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
"Philippines attempts to sell deadly volcanoes to tourists" ... and people laughed when someone tried to sell the Brooklyn Bridge. Amateurs
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(37)
 
(Halifax Daily News)
 
 
 
Canadian company has developed a vaccine that eliminates cancer in mice. Still no cure for getting ketchup out of a new bottle without using a butterknife
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(115)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Atheists gather in Wisconsin this weekend to celebrate a really great year for non-belief
source: www2.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(795)
 
(60 Years Ago Today)
 
 
 
There was a demon that lived in the air. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, seven hundred and fifty miles an hour. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it the sound barrier
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(221)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The cry of "get off my lawn" was deafening
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this proud quilter
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(70)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mom sues hotel, wins $85,000. Over porn. Not even good porn. The hotel kind (article pasted in first post)
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Larry Guy shot his wife, then shot himself. "After it done happened, there ain't a thing you can do about it," says resident Joe Articulate. "Things happen every once in a while, but I reckon it's gonna happen"
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(66)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"If you like oral sex, vote Caragol for council"
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burglar steals a pizza, six eggs, a can of beef ravioli, a can of peaches and a chicken-and-broccoli Hot Pocket. MacGyver alerts Homeland Security that the burglar is only a popsicle stick and a piece of chewing gum away from a nuke
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(81)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
China, India, Georgia, Canada, New Mexico and Belgium join map of world's wine-producing regions, producing plonk that only makes you wonder how they got the cat to sit on the bottle
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(160)
 


Sat October 13, 2007
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Albany to create burrow owl habitat. Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick: look at the soil around Albany, Stuart. You can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it. I know it's because of what the queers are doing to our soil
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(127)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Weekly bus run set up to provide New Zealand town with underpants
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(25)
 
(The Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky knocks off No. 1 ranked LSU in school's greatest football victory ever
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(219)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spaceman
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(78)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Detroit DJ and promoter is backing down from plans to sponsor a party at a local club that would allow "light skinned" black women in for free
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(104)
 
(Dunder Mifflin)
 
 
 
TFette is in final round for a contest to design the online "The Office" logo. Vote for Schaumburg (pg 4) and help her out DIT if you want
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(255)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Things you don't usually read in obituaries: "In 1960 he apprehended the Tigwe of Vwuip, a northern Nigerian tribal chief who had eaten the local tax collector."
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(58)
 
(NYSun)
 
 
 
Bad: School police refuse to let honor student into school a few minutes before school starts to talk to teachers. Worse: Honor student is arrested. Fark: Principal tries to intervene on student's behalf and is also arrested
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(152)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Rare endangered Chinese tiger found. They would have found it earlier but it was crouching next to a hidden dragon
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman spends $10,000 repairing damage caused by squirrels with giant nuts. Rampaging squirrel trifecta complete
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(31)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If your friend's been shot and you're dropping him off some place so he can get help, make sure you know the difference between 'hospital' and 'hospice'
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(17)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Man hands Wal-Mart cashier a note saying that he's armed and intends to rob the store, later says that it was just a joke. He's about to learn the punchline in PMITA prison
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(18)
 
(Ozark First)
 
 
 
Opiate of the masses gone wild: FSM now second largest religous group at Missouri State
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(220)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"As a handicapped person, I get infuriated when there are no electric carts left at the front entrance because most of the people using them are massively obese"
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(465)
 
(Florence Times Daily)
 
 
 
Alabama town forced to build new jail after the old one was destroyed by a squirrel. Squirrel destruction trifecta now in play
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS: "We've got free money, all you gotta to do is file for it." Taxpayers: "Eh, that's too much work."
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A month after being shot in the face, man coughs up bullet. Ace Ventura nods approvingly
source: wkyc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Tattooed student at Pat Robertson's school suspended for naughty tattoo of Pat Robertson
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(45)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The U2 Tower to be the world's tallest, most pompous building in Ireland
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New research finds male drivers 42 percent more likely to be in a head-on crash than a woman, while female drivers twice as likely to have an accident in a parking lot or at stop lights
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(The Scranton Times)
 
 
 
Fifth grader showing support for breast cancer research? That's a suspendin'
source: thetimes-tribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Photographer Guy)
 
 
 
World War II in color(might be a repeat, but still pretty cool)
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The only place you will see mention of a "smoldering load of cabbages" today
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lawsuits possible for victims of Virginia Tech massacre. Because in America nothing speeds healing better than a big fat check
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman decides that changing her last name to bin Laden was probably not the best idea
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Captain's Quarters)
 
 
 
The rest of Gen Sanchez' message: "The speculative and often uninformed initial reporting that characterizes our media appears to be rapidly becoming the standard of the industry"
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(84)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Artists turn Canadian road into a river with the largest 3D painting ever
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Beer Snob)
 
 
 
"Dangerous new price war" has British supermarkets cutting beer prices in half. Everybody pan- wait, that's supposed to be a *bad* thing? Hmmm, article mentions Strongbow, Beck's, Carlsberg, and Coors. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Floating pub, complete with 75 kegs of beer, arrives in London after stops in New York, Western Somoa, and the Bahamas
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Burmese military junta orders citizens to spontaneously march to support government. Next will order rest of world to again wring their hands impotently
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Italian monsignor says in television interview he "didn't feel he was sinning" by having sex with gay men. The Vatican refuses to widen their stance on the subject
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(49)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Train engineer stops meters away from a teen who wanted to check his "quickness"
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(26)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this parachutist
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A woman says a neighbor attacked her inflatable Halloween lawn display of three ghosts and a giant pumpkin... then things got weird
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
What's the greatest threat facing our youth today? Why, it's plastic pen tops of course
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Indian court to J. K. Rowling: No, you can't have a lawsuit. Not yours
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Elders in Kenya, are debating the question of how to curse people they believe are destroying a forest and sacred sites. Early ideas include dropping Coke bottles from airplanes
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I'm worried about the future of America. It seems all our intelligent kids want to be doctors, teachers, lawyers or drunk-naked-and-tattooed reality show stars instead of what this country really needs: fast-food managers"
source: visaliatimesdelta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Climate change will finally hit home for many Farkers. Drought raising beer prices
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(WRTV)
 
 
 
Today's "5 coeds arrested for beating another woman then bragging about it on Facebook" comes to you from Muncie, Indiana. With "Maybe, Maybe, No, No, Do Not Want" video goodness
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
"This gecko is invading my privacy." Yes, THAT gecko
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Miller Brewing would like consumers to think of it as a wholesome, all-American product. Instead, they're in danger of becoming the 'Honk If You Hate Jesus' beer"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(265)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
King of Thailand hospitalized for dizziness, weakness on right side of body, et cetera et cetera et cetera
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mom-of-the-year shares a joint with her 2-year-old son. With "I'd take a hit at it" pic
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(140)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The This-Time-We-Really-Mean-It Final Reminder for the Nashville Fark Party tonight. Come have some beers and hang with Drew
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(66)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
You know who else thinks lolcats are the "most stupid" thing on the web? The London Times, that's who
source: technology.timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(589)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guy runs over his hunting dog, but decides to keep her as a three-legged housepet rather than putting her down. She pays him back by chewing every boot he owns to shreds. Just kidding, she's become a national champion hunting dog
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to the cutthroat world of chocolate truffles
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Two teenagers have their hands partially severed playing tug-of-war. Kittens seen dancing in the streets
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Liven up this hayfield
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(76)
 
(Breitbart.tv)
 
 
 
"You sneeze, you're dead man" (video)
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(133)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dude...she's three
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Crazed attacker breaks into home, beats owner with karaoke machine then bites his ear off
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Armed gang rushes into pub demanding money only to be driven out empty-handed by drunken regulars throwing ashtrays, beer glasses, chairs and bottles of champagne at them. This tag's for you, gents
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(47)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Widower given permission to dig up his dead wife and take her with him when he moves
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Professional violinists may have their instruments taken away from them by the police if they continue to practice inside their home
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Car salesman accidentally shoots off mate's testicle, offers him free undercoating
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(34)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Smoking Gun mugshot theme gallery: Camouflage
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dozens of illegally-owned pets hurled off a bridge in Puerto Rico. Your dog wants a parachute
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(97)
 
(The Kentucky Kernel)
 
 
 
Squirrels continue relentless attack on the University of Kentucky, knock out power to part of campus for third time
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(46)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
No wonder "down under" is so much fun: New Zealand girls are easy and Australian girls are eager
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Parents of Shawn Hornbeck speak out about kidnapper's sentencing, and why Bill O'Reilly owes their son a public apology
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(175)
 


Fri October 12, 2007
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I've called Al Gore and urged him to run for president so many times," Carter said. "He finally told me the last time, 'President Carter, please do not call me any more.' "
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(227)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man on the sidewalk
source: rockpaperscissors.biz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's a brother gotta do to get a green flight around here?
source: uniglobespecialtytravel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Which is better Coke or Pepsi? Two delivery men duke it out at Walmart to find out
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(212)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Co-defendant in Simpson robbery decides to cut his losses and stab OJ in the back at trial
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida tops nation in number of community college associate's degrees awarded for fifth consecutive year
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists predict sex with robots by 2050: This is gonna be the best prom ever. Heeh heeh heeh
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(220)
 
(NBC 7 Boston)
 
 
 
Media: school attack plotter had cache of guns, grenades, table full of rifles. Reality: 1 gun without ammo, toy airsoft grenades, many BB guns
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(108)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Gordon f*cking Ramsay's top 5 f*cking tips for f*cking home cooks so they don't f*ck up another f*cking meal by serving sh*t on a f*cking plate
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN, ever the example of responsible journalism, announces that scalpers steal joy from children. As the main headline. On their front page
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(119)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
It's about time we put an end to this highly dangerous form of recreation before anyone else is killed. We're talking about go-carting, of course
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman finds $20k, returns it, and gets a $500 reward. Crime pays better
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(146)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dirty nurses blamed for patient deaths, bad porn movies
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FDA to investigate dangerous levels of lead found in lipstick and the subsequent danger to cats' anuses
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Follow-up trumps Dumbass)
 
 
 
Palestinian Authority: "With our ponies and roads made of solid gold, any settlement will have to include giving us complete control over Jerusalem and Jewish holy sites. Yes, including the Western Wall" What's arabic for Chutzpah?
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Breaking News: California attorney general confirms Anna Nicole Smith still dead
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Cat trained to use computer to ring a bell and add captions to pictures of self
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Warrants served in ongoing investigation of how to keep the Anna Nicole Smith story alive
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Shooting porn in a public park is legal if you call it art
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A week after his troops fired on peaceful protestors and Buddhist monks, instant karma catches up with the Prime Minister of Burma. Nobody told him there'd be days like these
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Suicidal Tennessee State legislator flees rehab. Then things get weird
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Boston's new civilian police review board has nothing to do because police say there is no misconduct serious enough to warrant civilian review
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Oil hits all-time high of $84 a barrel on news that Al Gore wins Nobel Prize
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British doctors writing new prescriptions for fattie patients: Maps pointing them to nearest park, where they can sweat out some lard
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Guess which Halloween yard display is creating the most controversy: a) the bloody guillotine, b) the torso that looked like it had been torn in half by a lawn mower, or c) the dummy hanging from a noose
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Photoshop these three colorful birdhouses
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Street value figures for drugs have often been criticized by readers of The Union and others, who contend they are inflated to make law enforcement look good
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Worse than undermining US efforts in Iraq, the Armenian Genocide Resolution is resulting in McDonalds employees not appearing for work, and Spiderman and Barbie dolls are being burnt in some shops in Turkey. For God's sake, stop the madness
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FINAL REMINDER: D/FW Farktoberfest this Saturday at 7. Two locations, twice the fun. And yes, German beer will flow like water. LGT previous thread w/details, directions
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In obvious preparation for Osama bin Laden's capture, someone thoughtfully leaves a noose near Ground Zero in lower Manhattan. Either that or Al Sharpton is going to be leading a march in NYC soon
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Abortions just as common in countries that ban it as in ones that don't
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College president -- busted for plagairism in his doctoral dissertation -- keeps his job, but must go back and "fix" his 1984 dissertation. No word on how he will update "the sentient Trans Am in modern society"
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Dentist tells a judge that chest massages are sometimes appropriate dental care after 26 women complain about inappropriate touching
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's "hippies grousing about nuclear power" story brought to you by Bonnie Raitt. "These 'new' reactors are the same as the old ones, with... a proven 50-year track record of catastrophic failure." Blinks
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1993 World Trade Center bombing mastermind says he's converted from Islam to Christianity, will be changing name from Ramzi Yousef to Festus Henderson
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Klutzo the Clown confusion
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What really happened at the failed X-wing launch -- the footage you didn't see
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Someone is throwing pumpkins at truckers driving on Route 70 in Pennsylvania. Christopher Walken wanted for questioning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man wins the lottery after his cat chose the numbers for him
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(Seacaost Online)
 
 
 
Your nine-year-old son is ready for school when he accidentally locks himself in handcuffs. Do you: C) Put him on the bus anyway?
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(Lakeland Ledger)
 
 
 
Having ended poverty, secured the border, eliminated taxes, ended crime, and squashed the threat of terrorism, the government is now ready to tackle what really matters: Protecting your children from pepperoni
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The USA doesn't have a monopoly on Francophobia: Here's a handy British list of 30 reasons to dislike the French
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(Delaware online)
 
 
 
When attempting to rob a convenience store, it's critically important to bring paper to write your demands note. Rather than using the back of your own paystub
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Residents of Boston suburb require two years of training to learn not to stand in front of moving trains
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(Some SnoCo'er)
 
 
 
The latest "drunk guy tries to outrun the cops while driving a tractor" story brought to you by -- where else? -- Snohomish County, Washington
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Mounties to be disciplined for showing a group of hot, drunk girls why they always get their woman. (With pics)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Here we go....the real Final Reminder for the Nashville Fark Party tomorrow, Come drink with Drew and the rest of us Farkers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, attempting to hang your wife -- even if it's just to create the most realistic haunted house ever -- is probably gonna get you arrested
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(wwmt)
 
 
 
Man making getaway with stolen goods takes shortcut through K-9 training ground. Hilarity ensues
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Google censors articles opposing Moveon.org?
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City of Orlando recommends that homeowners walk around their houses much more carefully after discovering that there may be World War II-era rockets and grenades under their houses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police impressed that three-year-old obeys basic traffic laws during toy car joyride on the highway. In fact, that's probably what drew their attention to him in the first place
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man attempts to snatch boy from school. Boy reports incident to school officials. Officials don't bother to inform parents or cops. Boy informs parents after school. NOW it's serious (with creepy sketch of man)
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Mother arrested for holding 5-year-old son outside moving SUV window to pee (With me-happy mugshot goodness)
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Code of Conduct §24-4-9(a): Posters in this contest shall involve a pool, a fool, and a rule in each entry
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School sends obesity notes home with kids, which seemed like a good idea until the kids got hungry and ate them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman who saved 2,500 Jews during the Holocaust given Nobel Peace Prize. Just kidding, it's the guy who emits over a ton of CO2 a year telling us to stop global warming
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What do a nudist, a clown, a homeless man who loves Jesus, a vegan taxicab driver named "Grasshopper" and an artist called "Chicken John" all have in common? They are official candidates for mayor of San Francisco
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If your neighbor proudly displays hangman's noose from his Confederate battle flag out on his front yard, he might be a Floridian. (With video goodness)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Survey finds modern mothers are twice as lazy as the saint who gave birth to you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Jena Six" teen Mychal Bell back in jail after judge discovers previous outstanding drug charge on his record
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Haf off al Brytish 6-yeer-olds cant rite a lettr 2 Satan becuz there DUM. Lets awl laff at thum heer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, the homeless can still sleep on sidewalks in Los Angeles. Now get off my mattress
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens when an agnostic follows the Bible literally for one year?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this speeding biker
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(The Observer)
 
 
 
Today's "sorta-hittable high-school teacher sexing up her student" story brought to you by New Jersey. Another horny teacher trifecta now in play (with pic)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police in Britain pass off speed traps to a couple in their 70s who have nothing better to do than hold a radar gun while they wait around to see what kind of cancer they're going to get (with pic that's sure to become a Fark favorite)
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High school music teacher accused of having sex with a 17-year-old student (with semi-hittable pic)
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The Earth will be destroyed in one hour. How do you spend that hour? Only nine percent said anything to do with sex, and only 13 percent mentioned any kind of drinking. Why do surveyors hate Farkers?
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New York City is about to spend $30 million to promote itself, because not enough people are aware the city exists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The safety center recommended that the three panels be replaced before Discovery flies. But the shuttle program is leaning toward leaving them alone, for now, and proceeding with the launch based on data from other engineers
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jenna Bush isn't suited to fight in Iraq. Oh, and it appears she has read Drew's book
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The most awesomest thing you'll see today: "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly" theme played on ukulele
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(Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl facing $300 fine for chalk drawing on sidewalk. Dude, she's SIX. (w/ adorable pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police arrest suspect and find: torso in closet, leg in refrigerator, bones in a cereal box, and draft of novel titled "Cannibalistic Instincts." Let's not rush to judgement here
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Cop who sued family of nearly-drowned toddler gets put on leave and drops lawsuit. Still stuck with "Biatch Of The Year" award
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(Some Activist)
 
 
 
Tennessee Attorney General says state constitution allows gay couples to adopt children... as long as heterosexuals keep having unwanted babies
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Police find it much easier to catch car thief after he leaves his ID in the stolen vehicle
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Drunk pirates and zombies take to the streets of Minneapolis
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Tuckered-out toddler takes trip in towed Toyota. Aunt who absent-mindedly abandoned adolescent apprehended by authorities
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Photoshop these rocks
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News: Police arrest disgruntled student and stop his planned attack on his school. Newsier: He is home schooled. Newsiest: Mom bought him the guns
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(KTVU)
 
 
 
Today's morning commute slowdown from road debris comes from Hayward, CA with unique twist: human body parts
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Giant lizard finally captured after terrorizing neighborhood for nearly a year (with photos, video)
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As goes Wal-Mart, so goes the economy
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Misplaced 'not' in Arkansas law allows babies to tie the knot
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Harry Potter author suing organisers of India religious event for constructing a replica of Hogwarts Castle. Albus Dumbledore unavailable for comment
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"What happened?" "You were hit by a train." "Oh. Can I get a beer?"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Since 1986, Russian cosmonauts have been armed with an official triple-barrel "space pistol" with a machete in the stock. Nyet ребенка, you'll shoot your eye out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canada planning brothel in 2010 Olympics City. Submitter's interest in curling suddenly renewed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
International Organization for Standardization told to make condoms in different sizes, because the one-size-fits-all model is "too big" for most men. Not for submitter, but it's probably an issue for you
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New study shows that statin helps prevent heart attacks. HAIL STATIN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC cracking down on local stations for accepting "fake news" reports. Score one in the win column for Fark the book
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You stole my honor, I'll take your penis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're from London and are dead, you may be concerned about the plan to dig up 350,000 bodies in a London cemetery for a new Muslim burial site
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Motorcyclist driving 120 mph rams into back of car, gets thrown over car, then run over by same car. TA-DA
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Former Penthouse Pet convicted of running brothel out of her Georgia mansion. Sadly, the article is very safe for work
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Drug makers are recalling nonprescription strength children cold medicines not because there's anything wrong with them, but because parents can't read directions
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Phoning a bomb threat in to work will get you a day off. Doing it with your cell phone -- and without disguising your voice -- will get you even more days off
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Fugitives jump from car and run from police. Even though the police weren't looking for them, they decide to give chase anyway, with predictable results
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to a NASCAR race, make sure to get your hepatitis A, hepatitis B, tetanus, diphtheria and influenza shots. Your Government does
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Woman wants speed camera operators arrested for ticketing without a license
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here comes the media blaming Goths and Marilyn Manson for the Cleveland shooting. Follow Up tag would prevail but it was too busy painting its nails black
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(The Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Baby falls down heating duct and is rescued without a scratch on him. Bonus: pics of rescue and reader comments, oh my, the reader comments
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally discovers she's the star of a porn DVD her boyfriend filmed. If you're interested, she's freshly single, attractive, and doesn't mind an ugly man with a small penis. With cross-eyed pic
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That tingling sensation in your pants may not be your phone after all
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
If you're the guy who left a bag of silencers at the laundromat, don't bother going back to pick them up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who assaulted teenagers for mocking his Snidely Whiplash mustache ordered to shave it off. With "Oh, the hair-manity" pic
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(The Orange County Register)
 
 
 
"There's no ordinance that says it's illegal to fly a super-double-secret, gyroscoptic UFO in county airspace"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The town of Aspen, Colorado exhumes John Denver and picks his bones clean for tourist dollars. That entire town should be shot out of Hunter S. Thompson's funeral cannon
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Vet performs surgery on a dog... even while his clinic is on fire
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Performer gets an ear for art. Literally
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pretard posts house party invitation on YouTube after his parents leave for the evening, quickly finds out the worst that could possibly happen (pics)
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Students create wireless self-driving car to freak out workers at McDonald's drive-thru windows (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California bans smoking in cars with kids. Subby thinks it's a shame that parents didn't care enough about their children's health to do it on their own without the state having to step in
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson got married quickly ... because she's two months pregnant
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(Excite)
 
 
 
"Nothing But the Truth" has been canceled after a contestant won $25,000 for admitting she hired someone to kill her husband
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obviously, the best way to promote your film about a man who falls in love with his sex doll is to screen it for grass-roots religious groups
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(AP)
 
 
 
Parents getting involved in their kid's life is a good thing. Making pipe bombs with your teen is not
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Fark TV coverage of an actual real Furry vs Klingon bowling match. How do you say "Yiff" in Klingon?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Four schools on lockdown in Troy, MI as police search for bank robbers
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(iDiot)
 
 
 
On-the-ball flight attendant tries to have passenger arrested for talking on his cell phone. On a flight to Hawaii, over the Pacific Ocean
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Getting sued for downloading music and violating copyright law. New hotness: Getting sued for playing personal radios too loud and violating copyright law
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small bakeries want Philadelphia to exempt them from ban on trans fats, but to no avail: "Philadelphia is nationally known as a trans fat-free city, this amendment would create confusion across the country"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little wader
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Central Scotland brought to a standstill as 3000 chickens attempt to cross the road
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Foreclosure filings nearly double. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(364)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ten epic Halloween costumes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Being rich just isn't as much fun as it used to be. Bonus: George Will uses the word "bling"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If Georgia doesn't get any rain in the next three months, three million people will not have any water. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(SI Advance)
 
 
 
The game is called "Quiet" -- everyone sits silently at his or her desk, and the first one to speak is out of the game. Except on Staten Island, where the first one to speak gets his spleen removed
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge finds out what could possibly go wrong after he compliments an attorney by saying, "Nice butt, counselor"
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
If visiting a friend in prison while high is a bad idea, then bringing a bag of heroin into the prison is definitely out of the question
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(La Crosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Her dog got steak. And pizza. And pot roast. And ice cream. And cheeseburgers. And
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thief would have escaped police, only he left a vital piece of DNA evidence at the scene... his child
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The cat's food is in the cabinet, the dog's food is in the bin. Put the mail and newspapers on the kitchen counter, and whatever you do, stay away from the pond
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
Gumball machines suspected to be next terrorist target
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(Free-Lance Star)
 
 
 
Woman learns gas pump nozzle ineffective decapitation tool, still says she was there first
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Klutzo the Kiddie-Diddling Christian Clown busted for trip to orphanage in Philippines. (With creepy-ass Klutzo video)
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Not to be outdone by the executive branch when it comes to alienating foreign countries, Congress prepares a bill blaming Turkey for genocide 90 years ago
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(Nobel Committee)
 
 
 
Doris Lessing wins Nobel for Literature. Better luck next year, Drew
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Police searching for arsonist. Arsonist is approximately six feet tall, dark shirt and pants, and is on fire
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Korean man was born in a toilet and now plans to live and die in one
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
No matter how fun you might think it would be, don't staple paper to your students' foreheads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who married 18,000 times dies. Must have been deaf and broke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upkeep on average teenager costs $2,000 a year. Shoulda got a bunny instead -- you can put pancakes on its head for practically nothing
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If you fall asleep while driving, you should at least wake up when an officer runs up to your truck and jumps on the running board
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Maryland asks sex offenders to post "no candy" signs for Halloween. Next on the state agenda is to ask tax debtors to put their checks in the mail, and for Viginia to respect it in the morning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Body of Count Gottfried von Bismarck contained the most cocaine ever seen, according to the pathologist who carried out the autopsy. The Aristocrats
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Scientists exhumed the body of famed Notre Dame football legend George Gipp and extracted DNA while ESPN filmed it. Rudy Ruettiger pleads, "Don't bury me, I'm not dead"
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"When rescuers reached the car, they found it had plunged about 300 feet over a cliff, according to the State Patrol, there were footsteps that led from the car and disappeared over another cliff." And you thought your day was bad
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
It's not the heat, it's the humanity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worker locked in store scrawls message for help in his own blood on window. If you're thinking, "Hmmm, there must be a hell of a backstory," you are correct
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Swedish policeman fined for trying to solicit bribe from trombonist who had his instrument stolen. The bribe? A pie
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Dog saves family from fire that the cat started
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How to deal with a divorce settlement in style
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(The Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Nearly-blind Apostle, Paul jailed for downloading child porn. No, really
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(Some Con)
 
 
 
The Republicans unveiled their new national convention logo. Design something better in five minutes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein's attack on the World Trade Centre blamed for spike in underweight babies immediately after 9/11
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(123)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lesbian files lawsuit for being kicked out of bathroom for looking too much like a dude. (With pic, err, goodness)
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
When the bank teller noticed a meter reader bringing in $1,200 in coins a week, she centsed something was awry
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The Empire State Building will glow green for the Muslim holiday marking the end of Ramadan. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 127: "Farktography Classic: Bridges II." Details and rules in Boobies. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 10, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The British Empire grew in power partly because of moustaches
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"We humans alive today - in the wealthy West at least - are the healthiest, most well-fed, least in pain and longest-lived people in the whole of history. It is just so unfair"
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man rode his bike 25 miles to rob a bank, is caught by Brinks guards standing outside, then writes a note to apologize for scaring the teller
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(11)
 
(Ray44420)
 
 
 
Gold faced man now in WV (with mugshot goodness)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man fined $270 for riding his skateboard while drunk
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(35)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
For second time in less than a week, workers find live ammo buried near middle school grounds once used as WWII bombing range
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(Daily Urinal)
 
 
 
Man who has been a clown, magician, police officer, minister, youth counselor and Big Brother volunteer arrested on child pornography charges. Then it gets weird
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(Google)
 
 
 
PS theme: A look one million years into the future. How will people have evolved?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nonexistent global warming is causing a mythical rise in theoretical humidity levels in imaginary parts of the world
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(370)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
High-tech grocery carts will soon be screaming at fatties to put down the Twinkies
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(117)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for feeding the homeless is acquitted, but warned not to feed large groups of hungry people ever again
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(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The spirits of dead Indians may be haunting an English pub in the middle of Phoenix
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(95)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: It's that time of year again. Photoshop some new varieties of Girl Scout Cookies (LGT GIS)
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(66)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
UAW and Chrysler reach agreement to end strike
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(90)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Prosecutors charge two men rescued in raft with the murder of four boat crew members, despite having no bodies, no murder weapon, no witnesses and no confession
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(88)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Pac-Man
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Army meets recruitment goals for 2007; however 2008 looks tougher: "Parents and other adults with influence over youth ... have become less supportive of military service"
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(SHOCKING GUY)
 
 
 
27% of Americans believe prisoners should be tortured. Cow-a-bunga dude. Where's my waterboard?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada thinking of getting new submarines. In related news, Canada apparently has submarines
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Farkers make Yahoo News headline. Submitter would've come up with better headline but is slacking off
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(79)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Police say they will be ticketing anyone who silently protests from within their own home
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Vermont's all like, "Screw you guys, we're outta here"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
In a study of cannabis and driving, a whopping 80% of 25 years olds admitted to smoking marijuana. Guess the country
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Q: "My co-worker is crazy, is there any way to get him committed?" A: Why, yes there is
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(73)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Cop sues family after hurting knee while rescuing their toddler; Florida tag seen putting down donut and hitching up gunbelt
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(123)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
The New Detroit Science Center opens their "LIVE Outside The Bottle: The Story of Alcoholism In America" exhibit. Open bar available from noon until close
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(52)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
If you're the heir to the National Enquirer, your hobbies may include dosing your bodyguards with Valium and punching them in the face. The rich are different from us
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Just when you thought the Japanese couldn't get weirder, their robot masseurs now give facials
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(Hagerstown, MD Herald-Mail)
 
 
 
Cheerleading coach hosts illegal gaming night to pay back cheerleader's parents who bailed her out of jail for writing thousands of $$$ in bad checks. To confuse us more, coach is hittable, except oh-my-god-what's-that-on-her-neck?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ertl wins Nobel Prize in Chemistry for studying surface reactions and heterogeneous catalysis whatever the hell that is
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Duct work collapses in school gym. If only there was a tape of some sort to keep this from happening
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Arbitrary county borders cause headache for literally hundreds of Americans nearly 30 years after "Dukes of Hazzard" first raised awareness
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
School shooting at Cleveland High School: Two people reportedly shot, 14 year old male being sought by police. Update: police now saying the alleged shooter is dead
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Record breaking leg hair
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Train carrying hazardous materials bound for Buffalo derails in NE Ohio, evacuations of nearby homes underway
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(BBtv)
 
 
 
BBtv interviews Wil Wheaton and discusses his new geek book, 'The Happiest Days Of Our Lives'
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(32)
 
(what?)
 
 
 
Top 10 snappy responses and quick recoveries to questions you didn't hear because you were zoned out
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Airport worker suspended for suspending a picture of Jesus suspended on a cross after complaint by suspected terrorist. In suspenders
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"If you look at the proportion of airtime devoted to reporting fact versus delivering opinion on ESPN, it is clear that the main function of sports news is to serve as the molehill on which mountains of opinion are built"
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(WSB TV)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Candygram. The new hotness: Acidgram EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a story made for Fark, submitter's ethics teacher is charged with indecent assault and paedophilia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tough call - the 10 homeliest NFL cheerleaders
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stripper receives workman's comp. No word if it's one dollar at a time
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Chicago police to disband elite drug and gang unit after realizing that Training Day was supposed to be a dramatization
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(63)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Cow says "moo," dog says "woof," opossum says "Don't taze me bro"
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Eagles likely to headline 2008 Super Bowl halftime after talks with Garth Brooks break down
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(117)
 
(The Daily Times)
 
 
 
Woman loses custody of her children for believing in Jesus Christ
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(450)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
More americans can name the seven ingredients in a Big Mac hamburger than the Ten Commandments. Thou shalt use extra sauce
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Christopher Hitchens is a finalist for the National Book Awards. Where is your God now?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
#6 overall pick Yi Jianlian, after finally accepting a deal to play for the Milwaukee Bucks, scores a whopping three points in his debut and fouls out shortly after the conclusion of the National Anthem
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(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. may look to Japan for import lessons, bukkake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man "accidentally" loses wedding band a second time. After a good samaritan returns it, he vows to keep it locked away until he can get it "resized"
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(38)
 
(YNet)
 
 
 
Peace conference: Abbas demands all of West Bank and Gaza, Israeli land to link them, Jerusalem as well as the right for millions of Palestinians to become Israeli citizens. Demands for ponies and roads of solid gold expected in a few hours
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
80% of British women are wearing the wrong size bra right now. The Sun is there
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(142)
 
(WebDrifter)
 
 
 
Fark friend Martin Sargeant visits the guy behind the Church of Tom Jones to exorcise the demons of failure that have plagued his career
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Virginia is changing their grass roots to grass roofs to add more green space to combat gas toots from cow poots
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy who killed 7 people before committing suicide shot himself in the head 3 times before he finally killed himself. You're doing it wrong
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(173)
 
(Some Sandy Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sand sculpture
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(42)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
From the "Stats Magic" dept: public school advocate rebukes study showing Catholic students do better than public school students by re-examining data. Can you find the flaw?
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Judge Mathis to decide who gets to keep the leg found in a smoker
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(30)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mexicans are furious at Taco Bell's plans to open several restaurant chains across Mexico. Now drinking the water isn't the only way to get a raging case of diarrhea in Mexico
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(106)
 
(Times Argus)
 
 
 
DNA tests on large canine shot in Vermont show it's the first wolf spotted there in more than a century. Or rather, was
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College student claims someone who looks just like Hiro Nakamura tried to convince her to save some cheerleader. He grabbed her arm and kept blinking before running away
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
UAW sheep, err workers walk off the job at Chrysler
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(348)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Miss USA, what are your plans for the future? Underage drinking, lesbian sex, and to mentor needy beauty queens
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(66)
 
(keepMEcurrent.com)
 
 
 
More and more schools are D.O.N.E. with D.A.R.E
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(172)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"In a word association game, the response to 'pitch' isn't 'a tent,'" "My daughter's relationship to the chickens at Belle Vue Farm was distinctly Christ-like"
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(56)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man claims that his ex-wife's clown car was actually a Flying Dutchman
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(65)
 
(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
Maybe you should get a good night's sleep before you burglarize a place. That way the cops won't have to wake you up to slap on the cuffs
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(14)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Cambridge University girls moonlighting as escorts. What's the going rate for a naked chick to write a really in-depth analysis of Talleyrand's role in the secularization of ecclesiastical properties during the French Revolution?
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(162)
 
(Some Vegetarian)
 
 
 
Art teacher fired for turning his classes into lectures on veganism. You know who else liked to paint and was a vegetarian...?
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(223)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Bush Administration official trashes Fred Thompson, which probably means he will win, fix everything, be beloved by the entire nation, and ascend to heaven hand in hand with Jesus reborn
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(153)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Ever feel like you were being watched by cameras hidden in orange barrels? If you live in Texas, your fears are not unfounded
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taiwan's military stages their annual "don't even THINK about it, Monkey boy" parade
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unfortunately a story about Barry Bonds drinking elk semen isn't true. But damn was it funny
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
AWOL Atlantic City mayor resigns
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(26)
 
(IndyChannel)
 
 
 
When you're pulled over by the police for a moving violation, how much time does it really take to pull your pants back on?
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(38)
 
(wwmt)
 
 
 
After her daughter was in a fight in school, mother of the year candidate skips options A and B, instead goes down to the school, bites a security guard and starts a brawl
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(101)
 
(boingboing.net)
 
 
 
The Gulfstream II jet that crashed in Mexico with 3.7 tons of cocaine aboard was definitely NOT owned by a CIA front company or anything crazy like that
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(265)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
"We have brought the situation at the zoo under control," a police officer said. "All rioting homo sapiens have been caged"
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you absolutely must steal somebody's ID, try not to make it somebody that's also wanted by the police
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(18)
 
(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
911: "Where are you stuck?" Caller: "At the top of the roller coaster"
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tibetan exiles storm Chinese embassy in New Delhi. Chinese note that the embassy is considered Chinese soil, promptly run over them with tanks
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thieves regret stealing 5000 coins and dragging them all the way across town only to get arrested anyway
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(15)
 
(Tucson Citizen)
 
 
 
New nightclub trend cuts out the middlemen; creates Baby Loves Disco. "We have a disco, and we have babies"
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(51)
 
(Harper's)
 
 
 
Holy codpiece, Batman! It's a list of gay superheroes and what became of them
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(454)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Research indicates 95% of 10- to 15-year-old British children have been crime victims. Apparently, wedgies, titty twisters, lunch money extortion, notebook vandalism, and verbal abuse constitute "crime" in the wussified UK
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(66)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The British health minister has given scientists permission to create embryos that mix human and animal genetic material. Dr Moreau unavailable for comment but considering adding a plush stuffed snake to the mix
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Quick thinking doctor saves the life of poisoning victim by feeding him Vodka through a drip. Told him it wasn't Lupus
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(86)
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
Somebody deliberately sank a quadriplegic man's lobster boat. In Friendship
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(36)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You're six years old and want to go to Applebees. Do you A) Ask ask an adult to take you; B) Throw a tantrum; C) Take grandma's keys and try to drive there yourself
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Sandbox on WFNX (Boston) this morning at 7:30ish
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"We want London to be thinking about nothing but sex for three months"
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(46)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
London beats off Paris, Sydney and New York to be named "greatest city in the world." Lies back to enjoy happy ending
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(127)
 
(Some Bored Photoshopper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tiny insect... just kidding... it's a 30-foot-tall spider
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(88)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Patient on strict soft food diet dies after hospital nurses give him toast because it was his "human right." Should have stuck with just the beans
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(91)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Texas car dealer markets car seats with built-in air conditioning using the catchy phrase, "Tired of the wet backs?"
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(142)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kidnapper admits to torturing and sexually abusing Shawn Hornbeck for years. But two of the many fun activities at Bill O'Reilly's summer camp for rambunctious teen boys
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
People over 50 are more likely to have sex on a first date than those under 40. Submitter's Mom gets lucky at Fark all of the time and she is over 80
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(84)
 
(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
Customer at bank fills out withdrawal slip, hands slip to teller, completely unaware that some jokester wrote "This is a stickup" on the back of it
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(111)
 


Tue October 09, 2007
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Fashion designers offering customers their own brand of cellphones, ways to quickly tell the world that they're a douchebag
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(63)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Door-to-door Kirby salesman goes the extra mile for customer service, donates kidney to a guy he met while trying to sell a vacuum to him
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man opens up his door and gets punched in the face by a clown. Seriously
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If somebody knocks on your door offering to test your tap water for brain-eating amoeba, it's a scam
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(55)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
With violent crimes diminished, Seattle Police find themselves utilizing SWAT Teams to take down jaywalkers like this Canadian couple
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(186)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Greenhouse gas levels already "beyond the worst-case scenario." Everybody panic, here comes the science, I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher gives her students marijuana so they wouldn't have to go to street dealers
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(108)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Cinema'