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Sun September 09, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Ruski)
 
 
 
Caption this lecturing Q-tip
source: ru.fishki.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(NEIC)
 
 
 
Colombia shakes with a 6.8 quake. Pray for Juan Valdez
source: earthquake.usgs.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Women getting fatter, more clueless"
source: news.ninemsn.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(304)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two men sue their alma mater after the school newsletter published an item saying they were "life partners" who had been married and the leaders of a nonexistent group called the Gay Rights Brigade
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(99)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Study finds most kids don't want to be astronauts, they just want a happy marriage - even though the odds of becoming an astronaut are way better
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(75)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teen bow hunters discover it's too tough to bag any deer during the August, hunt so they end up hunting cows
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(79)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Excessive wetness brings Christian sex show to premature end
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(180)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Bush official says bin Laden is "virtually impotent." Lucky for him they have a pill for that now
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(132)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Not News: Our kids are fat. News: New law increases amount of physical education to 150 hours per week in elementary schools. Fark: Schools have to cut out recess to make room for "Brain Gym"
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(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomato Haters vs Tomato Lovers
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(166)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
You can't catch autism from a play date (or why some people hate parents)
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(311)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every time Osama bin Laden references current events in his latest video, the video feed appears to be frozen. Hmmmm
source: boomantribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(306)
 
(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Virginia prepares to commemorate War of Northern Aggression's 150th anniversary
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(460)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
State to towns: Turn over your records of traffic stops so we can see how racist your local police are. Towns to state: No
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Religious groups forced to stop using British comic catchphrases to spread word of Jesus. Judean People's Front's crack suicide squad prepares counter-attack
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(231)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Men increasingly concerned about their asses, are getting "butt therapy"
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kid falls out of back seat of Excursion while being towed away by repo men. Reached for comment, repo men said they get into five or six tense situations a day, and it don't mean shiat to them anymore
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 most evil women in history. Rosie O'Donnell suspiciously absent from list
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(282)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Do no evil? Yeah, right. Google is finally going over to the dark side
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(160)
 
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Feminist: "Exotic dancers should never receive our scorn. They only deserve our respect and admiration. They make our world better through their captivating performances on stage"
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(107)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Japanese are the first to develop a solar-powered Laser Death Ray in Space
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Ultra-mega-epic crossover showdowns. Photoshop your favorite characters from different movies/TV shows/etc. locked in mortal combat (LGT example)
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(112)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
3.7 earthquake hits San Diego
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(84)
 
(some jihadi)
 
 
 
Iran opens women's skydiving center. Parachute optional
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(48)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Searchers for Steve Fossett have discovered six unknown crash sites in an area that has had over 150 light plane crashes in the last five decades, an area known as "an aircraft graveyard"
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(136)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
"Love often elusive on the farm - It's not uncommon for farmers who spend much of their time in the fields to have trouble meeting a mate." Well sure, if you limit yourself to just one species
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Holiday seats at local synagogue go for $1.8 million. Oy vey
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(156)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Israeli neo-Nazi gang arrested. Guys, you're doing it wrong
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(186)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The world gravy-wrestling championships are serious business
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Balcony rails are there for a purpose, to keep people safe. He's climbed over the rails a couple of times. At the time he fell he was hanging on by one hand". Darwin wins
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(71)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"I love that smell. Don't you just love it? Nothing smells better to me," says Sherri Tippie, inhaling deeply. "I was born for beavers"
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(76)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man explains that normally, he wouldn't get naked in his front yard, but he really needed a bath
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man beaten nearly to death by six occupants of a Hummer for telling them "I like your car." Looks like maybe it wasn't just the vehicle which was on steroids
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(132)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Coastal Native Americans return to their ancestor's hunting styles and shoot a whale with a .50 cal machine gun
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
UK Drivers risk two years in "£ me in the arse prison" for using their mobile phones while motoring
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Man attempts to return ammunition to Walmart. Still Not News: Walmart refuses to accept the return. Fark: Man goes outside, loads his gun and decides to "return" it anyway
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(69)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Pope blasts Europeans for not having enough children. Apparently there is a shortage of altar boys
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(206)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Japanese create caramel-like soy sauce for ice cream, failing to realize that they haven't thought this cunning plan all the way through
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(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The FBI used national security letters to request thousands of telephone records from a wide "community of interest" of those even remotely linked to individuals under suspicion
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(92)
 
(salina journal)
 
 
 
Small town in Kansas plans re-enactment of the night they shot Sheriff Whitney, including the public hanging. As you can imagine, the local newspaper editor has her panties in a giant half-hitch over this
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(58)
 
(New Yorker)
 
 
 
During his first term as President, Jefferson spent seventy-five hundred dollars-roughly a hundred and twenty thousand dollars in today's currency-on wine
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(111)
 


Sat September 08, 2007
(AFP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Picking your pocket. New hotness: Stealing the hair off your head
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How could I, a 5-foot woman, have possibly raped a strapping, 6-foot businessman?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(324)
 
(FW Journal)
 
 
 
Not news: Man uses a gun to rob someone. News: Victim was an employee at a radio station promotion. Fark: Robber only demanded McDonald's coupons
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(41)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Ceiling Thief is watching you medicate
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Potential terrorist plot stopped by anti-hoodie rules. With scary pic of the terrorist mastermind
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(130)
 
(Some Okie)
 
 
 
OKC Fark Party TONIGHT 7 p.m. Come get your drink on. LGT Venue, DIT
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(43)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Top 100 TV Shows of All Time as picked by Time Magazine. How many of your favorites are on the list?
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(475)
 
(Phoenixnewtimes)
 
 
 
If you're the sheriff of Maricopa, AZ and want to see justice done for traffic citations do you 1) send a letter advising turning himself in 2) send an officer with a warrant 3) get the SWAT team to burn his house down and kill his dog
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(244)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Police say they're going to beef up security at Winnipeg Bombers games because they're having an increasingly difficult time keeping drunk, naked fans off the field
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(35)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
When you have a friend in a financial dispute do you A) offer a loan, B) suggest they get a lawyer or C) fabricate a news story accusing a woman of prostituting school students which leads to riots outside the school?
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two guys go around videotaping themselves licking random women. Actually, it works out better than you would expect
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(186)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
And who said all lawyers are bad? Pennsylvania's archiac blue laws are being challenged in the state Supreme Court. Yes, Pennsylvanians have to go to three seperate stores to get a six pack, case of beer, and bottle of wine
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man takes pictures of Tokyo for 35-years, puts them into 10-second clip
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Weapons of Mass Detergent confirmed at United Nations
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(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian police trying to lure women to join the force by promoting guns as fashion accessories
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(38)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
11-year-old Canadian boy survives decapitation, doesn't care much for his new nickname at school
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(81)
 
(Murfreesboro Post)
 
 
 
"Officer Sean Garrison explained to the neighbor he couldn't practice his Ninja skills in his front yard"
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(29)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
1. Cut a hole in the box, 2. Put your junk in that box, 3. Have her open the box, and that's the way you get an Emmy nomination
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(108)
 
(WC Tribune)
 
 
 
Home intruder dismayed to discover that the homeowner knows genitalia-fu
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(63)
 
(madison.com)
 
 
 
Paul Bunyan may have been African-American. Still no word on why Babe the ox was blue
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(76)
 
(Some Genetically Enginneered Guy)
 
 
 
MSNBC Jumps on the Transhumanist / New-Age Evolutionary Bandwagon. I shall call him mini-me
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(122)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Gabrielle heads for North Carolina on news that Nifong has been released from jail
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(54)
 
(SB Sun.Com)
 
 
 
A fireman who fought in front lines of two of Southern California's most destructive fires, helped at the World Trade Center on 9-11 and was at Hurricane Katrina has been arrested. Seems that he's never actually been a fireman
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(105)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Vogue's top 30 eco must-haves include bamboo bras
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(71)
 
(Fayetteville Observer)
 
 
 
No matter how great of a relationship you have with your boss, it's probably never going to be OK to have sex with his dog
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas parents outraged - OUTRAGED - because middle school students get stupid homework assignment
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(130)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop a celebrity stuck in his or her personal hell. Difficulty: No Michael "PMITA" Jackson
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(130)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Artificial-turf soccer field has to be elaborately disinfected after high school girls' soccer team urinates on it to show contempt for their opponents
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(125)
 
(Shropshire Star)
 
 
 
Newspaper asks what it would take to make women order ales in a pub. Is surprised to discover the answer is pink bottles and "a free pair of shoes with every two pints"
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(39)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man saves water by peeing on his vegetable garden. "And (I) have never suffered any ill health as a result, which is not to say that it will be the same for everyone."
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(62)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
4.4 magnitude earthquake hits northern California
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(135)
 
(kpho.com)
 
 
 
Rare African cat escapes owner, is now on the loose in Phoenix. Hopefully she'll make it home in time for Caturday
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(185)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman can't find her keys. News: Believing her keys to be stolen, she torches her neighbors' trailer in retaliation. Fark: Her keys were hanging from her pants pocket all along. Oopsie
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(73)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Writer rails against the misuse of charity to provide breast implants, apparently forgetting that if it wasn't for strippers, most people wouldn't support single moms
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(30)
 
(49ABC News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man sends pic of naked lady via email to a couple friends. News: He's the mayor. Fark: He included a local media outlet in the recipient list
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(72)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Corrections chief proposes such budget-slashing measures as making low-security inmates work on chain gangs, live in tents, and eat boiled eggs until they puke. This will end well
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(108)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Criminal-of-the-Year decides a school would be an easy target to rob. A karate school. The good news is that he'll have plenty of time to think through his cunning plan in the hospital recovery ward
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(65)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
The next time you and nine of your friends want to get drunk and get exercise, why not rent The Pub Crawler, a mobile bar propelled by the pedal power of its customers
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Truck in India crashes killing 85 passengers. Newsier: There were 200 in the truck
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(53)
 
(Times Argus)
 
 
 
Man sprays keyboard cleaner into his mouth while driving at high speed, causes an accident, then drives into a rock wall in the highway median, setting his car on fire. Then it gets weird
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(52)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Old timey hobo lolcat makes a Star Wars funny
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(322)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Man caught with hundreds of pot plants tells police it is a science project that got out of hand
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(38)
 
(Fox5Atlanta)
 
 
 
Cop gets too much salt on his burger - rather than complain, he chooses to arrest fry cook for reckless conduct
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(219)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Suspected but now confirmed, Dr Who's Rose Tyler likes being a dominatrix (with pics)
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Female teachers sleeping with students. New and hot: Female prosecutors sleeping with judges
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
First lady Laura Bush to have elective surgery to relieve the pain in her neck. I thought this was called a divorce
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(51)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Man dies in fire after only exit blocked by his 5-foot tall stack of beer cans
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(74)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Problem: Man facing trial halfway saws off leg with electronic monitor on it. Solution: "My understanding is the probation department moved the monitor to his other leg."
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
U.S. drought wipes out annual marijuana crop. Suck it, hippies
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 


Fri September 07, 2007
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man creates huge mosaic with nothing but toothpicks. Jaw dropping
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(70)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Students want day out of school so they send threatening emails, they got the day out of school plus a bonus trip to the police station
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hundreds of fans descend on Anthrax Castle for third Monty Python Day
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even if you *were* robbed at gunpoint, don't expect the police to help you recover your weed stash
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(26)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Document found in al-Zarqawi's safe house last year outlines al-Qaeda plans to draw U.S. into war with Iran
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(327)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Doctors recommend a pint of Guinness a day to help lower your risk of a heart attack
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Today's "Chihuahua adopts four baby squirrels" story brought to you by Lake City, Florida. With pic and video awwwwwwwwwwness
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(54)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
This week's controversial billboard sighting and subsequent uproar brought to you by the Lower East Side of Manhattan
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(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Plant Porn? WTF
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(102)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling, unhappy with his new name "Shirley" and his new husband Bucephelus, would like a do over on his trial, please
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(70)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Research shows that too much TV can cause attention problems in adolescents. In other news
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested after trying to sell the surveillance equipment cops hid in his car
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(72)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
From the "We Can Do Better Than 10 Cars" Department: Time makes a 50 worst-cars list
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(212)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Friday night 9:42 p.m.... WTF?
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly 30 percent of Americans see nothing wrong with unwed women having children. Giggity
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(301)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NOAA, the same agency that has been so accurate at predicting hurricanes, has affirmed dire predictions of sea ice loss. In other words, a new Ice Age is coming
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(148)
 
(Some Floor Humping Guy)
 
 
 
If Burning Man accomplished nothing else this year, at least it pissed off a right wing talk show host and her caravan of followers
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(207)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Today's "woman charged with having sex with 15-year-old boy" story comes from OMG MY EYES MY EYES
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(253)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Crack tax ruled unconstitutional by Tennesee Court of Appeals. Michael Moore, Pete Doherty's cat utter sighs of relief
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
.22 rifle? Check. Geo Metro? Check. On college campus? Check. Let's hunt deer
source: semissourian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The entire world hates you, your economy is in shambles and nature has washed out huge chunks of the heart of your country. What do you do? Why, visit a duck farm and listen to singing soldiers, of course
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(142)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
♫ Texas Commisioners of History / Bought them a letter for 500 Gs / Now someone doubts its au-then-ti-ci-ty / Some experts say that it's a forgery / Davey, Davey Crockett -- damn it's still real to me ♫
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NPR reporter in Iraq doesn't know what horrifies her most -- that people were ready to kidnap her for ransom, or that they were only going to demand $100,000. "You want to think, 'Just $100,000? Come on'"
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(106)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Minister busted with a box full of child porn says he had the photos for research purposes so he could help shut down child-porn websites
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old remembers vomiting, hitting her head and blacking out after her grandma gave her two glasses of gin. Grandma did it so the girl would pass out and grams could go party
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(150)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rare dolphin: "The reports of my extinction have been greatly exaggerated"
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(62)
 
(Some Ump)
 
 
 
Photoshop these baseball rookies and their fans
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(52)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Recent news: Depression feels worse than other diseases. In other news, women have boobs and tall people are good at basketball
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(284)
 
(Philadelphia Weekly)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Weekly story about Hillary Clinton caption contest
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Doctors in China to remove 26 needles embedded in woman's body
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tessa-wrecked: Madeline L'Engle dies at 88
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(195)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Graffiti artist sends double-decker bus around London with personalised message to Ken on the top
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(67)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
White? Check. Female? Check. Attractive? Check. Missing? Check. Fark? Check
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(178)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US intelligence has an advance bootleg copy of bin-Laden's new video. Still no word on if it is Blue-Ray or HD-DVD
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(180)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Test-drive a Nissan and win a lead-laced mug. Don't ask where those mugs are produced. You already know
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(54)
 
(YNet)
 
 
 
Israeli Air Force: We don't know why you guys overreacted, we constantly violate Syrian airspace
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(621)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston rehearses distribution of bioterror vaccines in case Mooninites lauch another attack
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(AP)
 
 
 
Having created world peace for now and into the future, Bush and S. Korean president get in a tizzy about war truce from 54 years ago
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(60)
 
(Blender)
 
 
 
Top 10 stadium anthems that need to go
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(220)
 
(Some Compromised Server)
 
 
 
Storm worm now more powerful than world's top supercomputers. Skynet runs off, crying for its mother
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(224)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
Video
 
Miss Teen South Carolina's brother starts a map company
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(75)
 
(Yukon News)
 
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Apparently, two quarts of oil can help an armed man slide for 30 feet (Sponsored Link)
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(43)
 
(KTRK)
 
 
 
All those missing honeybees? Here's about 500,000 of them
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty has been captured on camera forcing his pet cat to smoke crack
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(174)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Four supporters attend Fred Thompson presidential rally. Considering it was Utah, that's four more than were expected
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(ABC)
 
 
 
John Stossel and "20/20" go to Cuba to see if average citizens get the same medical care as fat, bloviating, leftist American filmmakers do (click on video at right)
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Men walking away from lost children in tears at mall rather than helping and risking being branded a child molester. "Being male, I am guilty until proven innocent." Tag is for this society
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Attention whore is too sexy to fly on Southwest? You be the judge. Bonus: The aired broadcast had to blur out her crotch when she sits down
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(518)
 
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Wanted criminal evades police by canoe. That's a paddlin'
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(33)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Like Sting and Elton John before him, Osama Bin Laden to put out yet another video while sporting a new look
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(137)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently enraged by snide remarks on Fark about their hostage stunt, non-violent Buddhist monks go on rampage in electronics shop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the paralyzed guy arrested for DUI while another drunk guy operated the pedals? Their defense in court: Neither had control, so neither was driving
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(43)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Leading New Zealand bishop steps down, sideways
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(27)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two bridges in Quebec to be torn down after inspection finds microscopic evidence of the presence of Celine Dion
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robber:"I'll have Mint Chocolate Chip on a sugar cone and all your money." Baskin Robbins owner: "Here you go sir, enjoy your ice cream and this chocolate-covered bullet in your ass"
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(438)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Intruder tries to break into Warren Buffett's home but is foiled by Buffett's own private army of bloodthirsty mercenaries who all look like Brigitte Nielsen
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(51)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Supermarket executives still not willing to give the public a drive-through supermarket, despite yet another customer showing their support for the concept by adding their own drive-through lane
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke lacrosse players trying to suck $30 million from the city of Durham
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(286)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. free of canine rabies virus. Your dog wants to celebrate
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy calls emergency number, is made to wait on hold for an hour. While clinging to the side of a cliff
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
British parents of missing daughter, Madeleine McCann are now suspects in the little girl's disappearance
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(201)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Chelsea to be questioned over Ballack conundrum. Said to be "so very scared"
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
TV satirists responsible for yesterday's motorcade security breach in Sydney try same trick again today. With black cardboard boxes and paper plate wheels
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(23)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Fugitive fundraiser Norman Hsu nabbed in Colorado
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's worse than five-year-olds and people's pets on the terror watch list? Actual terrorist suspects were left off the list. Mission accomplished
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(34)
 
(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Vanessa Hudgens bushy beaver gets her fired from Disney
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(299)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
SHCOOL
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(129)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Attention women of Australia. You may now wear pants. That is all
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(37)
 
(WLTX)
 
 
 
Female teacher apologizes for having sex with five male students at a motel, at a park, behind a restaurant, on her desk, in the back seat of her car, across the hood of her car, etc
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(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this king and queen
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(62)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't bring your ninja nunchucks to a knife fight
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Judge rules part of Patriot Act unconstitutional, orders FBI to stop secretly demanding info from ISPs
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(175)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman, 76, found safe after two weeks lost in the woods in near-freezing temperatures. She told you she was hardcore
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The hills are alive with the sound of George W.
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(156)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby rhino born in Britain. It'll be in your dreams (pic)
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(47)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
You know the feel-good* story that is Rick Ankiel? We may have HGH to thank for that
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(139)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man celebrates beginning of NFL season by jumping over railing at NFL pregame party and falling nine stories. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FREEFALL?
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(45)
 
(WLTX)
 
 
 
Spare the rod, spoil the child. Use the cattle prod and that's a jailin' [w/happy hillbilly mugshot goodness]
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's a tip for all you bank robbers out there: If you walk past a uniformed police officer three times, maybe you should hold off on the robbery
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(16)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Mom sacrifices her own body to save baby from yet another Canine of Peace™
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(709)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rare rainstorm in Phoenix leads to 15 crashes on one five-mile stretch of freeway, including a 23-car pileup, thus proving there are drivers even worse than Southerners in a snowstorm
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(134)
 
(The Forum)
 
 
 
Fargo South High spends an hour in lockdown after a thermometer breaks
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these unique and precious snowflakes
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(34)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston authorities discover self-igniting taffy-like goo in river, tax it
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(49)
 
(That's Dumass)
 
 
 
Not news: Man attempts suicide. News: By driving his car into a lake. Fark: There's a drought and the water only came up to his shoulders
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(106)
 


Thu September 06, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a good idea... let's steal video equipment from that video surveillance manufacturer. Surely they won't be recording us
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(23)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
New report says the 221 horses that take people in carriages around NYC are treated like shiat, denied vital things like water, shade and beefareeno
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(65)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Documentary looks long and hard at Nazi porn in Israel
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(218)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blind vet beats off gunman. He never saw him coming
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(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I'll see your Israeli jet in Syrian air space and raise you British jets scambled to fend off Russian bomber wing
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(309)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Nosey teens write lurid book about high school sex scandal (w/ pics of nosey teens)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Teen suicides go up after doctors prescribe fewer antidepressants because of pseudo-scientific evidence linking antidepressant use to increased risk of teen suicides
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(229)
 
(The Oshkosh Northwestern)
 
 
 
"Officers inspected the pizza and determined that it indeed was burned."
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(59)
 
(NBC 10)
 
 
 
Not News: Eleven New Jersey officials arrested for bribery; News: ONLY eleven New Jersey officials arrested for bribery
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
From the "Raise your Kid in Bubble" deptartment: Playgrounds are full of germs. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(107)
 
(Some Coulrophobe)
 
 
 
Clowns Without Borders visit Palestinean refugee camp. Haven't they suffered enough already?
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(51)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly.com challenges you to caption this picture of Hillary Clinton
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(165)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
In the dictionary, this would be under the definition for Fark
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(77)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Baptist pastor, while drunk, in a skirt, and peeing in front of children, offers responding officers the "Larry Craig" special
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man avoids 14 months behind bars for driving a motor vehicle with a suspended license because he was driving a moped, which doesn't qualify as a motor vehicle under state statutes
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Despite getting busted for doing donuts in the grass, having three times the legal amount of alcohol in her system, and trying to grab an officer's crotch, this woman still managed to smile for her mugshot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Dollar Tree store left unlocked, unattended. News: 15 people enter the store to shop. Fark: Authorities credit lack of theft to shoppers' honesty, not the fact that Dollar Tree merchandise isn't worth stealing
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden to release video on 9/11 anniversary. Said to include hilarious deleted scenes and appearances from Fidel Castro, Desmond Tutu and General Francisco Franco
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(194)
 
(Some Leader)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs to refund whiny iPhone early adopters with $100 Apple Store voucher, or, $23.78 after margins are factored in
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(164)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Man with "no enemies" has house shot up in drive-by. It's the cans, they definitely hate the cans. Stay away from the cans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How does a kindergarten student get suspended from the bus for 2 weeks? A. Getting in a fight. B. Hiding on the bus. C. Talking back to the bus driver. (it's not C this time)
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dandelion
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oh my God, there was this study where kids ate lots of food colors and preservatives and they were all like "WEEEEEEEEEE." Gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife
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(166)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Verizon smokes out another family, which you might say is bad PR, especially when the homeowner is a reporter for Associated Press
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
65-year-old hooligan gets carded and denied in supermarket. No drinking on her lawn
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(113)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Tootsie the Hermaphrodite Pony's nightmare is finally over -- after undergoing a sex change, finding a new home and settling down with a donkey called Derek." The Sun is there
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(135)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
After a surprise inspection for illegal foie gras at Cyrano's Bistro in Chicago, the good news is they didn't find foie gras... bad news is they found roaches
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(99)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As a child, what was the creepiest character from your favorite TV show? Bonus points for finding it on YouTube
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(1333)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Edgewater councilwoman won't be charged for covering her daughter with olive oil in a attempt to exorcise her. Still bat shiat crazy though
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Thieves steal garden gnome. Fark: Gnome weighs 120 pounds and was cemented in place
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senator Larry Craig (R - I dunno), who was NEVER GAY, but was resigning, still WASN'T GAY, and was not resigning, is resigning again. But he is still DEFINITELY NOT GAY. Penis
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(237)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis, this tour rider explains, is "a professional performer... separate and aside from the work he does for the Muscular Dystrophy Association"
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(84)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Man charged with "agricultural vandalism," with the greasiest mug shot you'll see today
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(104)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
Video
 
Drunken astronauts describe sex in space. Gin and Tang, anyone?
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mind-controlled prosthetic arm plays the piano." Article: "...could conceivably play the piano"
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GAO report finds Motherland Security to be an ineffectual waste of resources
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(426)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Fox takes "Kid Nation" one step further with new show, "Kid Army." Kids with weapons, what could go wrong?
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Critic forces himself to read every newspaper comic strip for two weeks: "All but a relative handful were creatively slack, unoriginal and as amusing as an attack of intestinal distress miles from the nearest restroom"
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(286)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senator Larry Craig's (R-notgay) daughter appears on TV to tell everyone he's definitely not gay -- ignoring the fact that oops, she has a warrant out for her arrest
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(202)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bump. Bump. Bump. Crash. Jail
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(22)
 
(The News)
 
 
 
Before stealing a car, make sure you know what goes in the tank
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this master of bathroom karate
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(69)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
It sucks to be robbed, but when they take your clothes too, well that's just mean
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(33)
 
(WEWS)
 
 
 
Suspected wallet thief throws punches, prosthetic leg, bicycle at woman. Gets pwned, arrested
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(17)
 
(News-Press)
 
 
 
When submitter looks for his lost dog, he usually doesn't beat up a grandma with a metal gutter, break into houses and get into fights with the cops. But then again, he doesn't live in Florida
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(26)
 
(prweb.com)
 
 
 
A lot of Vegas casinos comp the high rollers with free flights to Nevada, but only the Las Vegas Hilton will pick you up in a MiG fighter jet
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Israeli jets cross into Lebanese... err Syrian airspace, drawing anti-aircraft fire. It's all the same news there, anyway
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(830)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TV comedians dress like Osama Bin Laden and manage to drive three fake car bombs right next to the hotel where many powerful world leaders, including fearless leader, will be staying for the Asia-Pacific summit
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fred Thompson (R - USA Network) officially enters the race for the Republican presidential nomination. Plans to solve America's problems in one hour once a week every Friday
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(444)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Criminal genius unsuccessfully tries to cash a stolen cheque... in his own name. At a post office where he was already well known
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(16)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In a story about a school ban on personal electronics, a student, who gave her name to the reporter, says, "I'm going to bring it, I'll hide it. They won't be able to find it. I'll leave it in my purse"
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(109)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your meatgrinding work there, Lou
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hospital bans flowers because they pose health risk to patients; still no cure for orange jello with chunks
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Armed security forces taken hostage by Buddhist monks. Wait, what?
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(165)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're going to sell pot from your dorm room, it's probably not a good idea to scream that fact out the window at the top of your lungs
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(87)
 
(Tameside Advertiser)
 
 
 
Britain's hairiest baby gets some competition -- from a ginger. Still no other news in the UK
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(128)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man beaten with stiletto shoe... by another man
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(37)
 
(SunJournal.com)
 
 
 
When grabbing a pot plant from the back of a pick-up truck, make sure it doesn't belong to the Maine Drug Enforcement Agency
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(48)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Hands up if you have a frosty relationship with your mom. Keep your hands up if you kept her in a refrigerator for 10 years
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(42)
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Mayor of Russian town bans phrase "I don't know." Green slime unavailable for comment
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(102)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Twenty-five smuggled Cuban migrants dropped off at Waffle House to experience sweet scent of capitalism
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunken schoolgirl repeatedly kicks man where it really, really hurts for pronouncing her name wrong. This story has everything
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(212)
 
(The Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man wanting his FEMA trailer calls 911 instead of 411, hangs up. Cops break in when he doesn't answer door, discover his meth lab
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(33)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Anorexic violinist hangs herself. Parents blame skunky cannabis. "Different people have different limits with drugs. For some, even the tiniest amount can be too much"
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(272)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Some days you eat the bear, and some days the rabid black bear tries to rip out your air conditioner and come after you in the house
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this auction
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(57)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
You suspect burglars are in your parent's house. Do you: A) Confront them? B) Exit the house and call 911? Or C) Set the house on fire?
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(26)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British version of the Comcast guy: Municipal worker caught on camera sleeping next to his truck when he should have been fixing a broken water main. The Sun is there with the pic
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kansas struck by "a very slow, creeping catastrophe" in which parts of the state are literally falling into the bowels of the earth. They make it sound like this is a bad thing
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(114)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bachelor and bachelorette parties ordered not to engage in any activities that are not good, clean family fun. "Some of these groups are getting a bit too close to the bone," explains one double entendre-prone proponent of rules
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fat lady sings for the fat man: Luciano Pavarotti dead at 71
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(326)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Large bull elk picks fight with swing set and loses (with pics)
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(66)
 
(Indiana Daily Student)
 
 
 
Today's "man files police report when stiffed by hooker" story brought to you by... *throws dart*... Bloomington, IN
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(49)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 122: "Invitation to the Dance." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 05, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Paris is keen to stretch herself as an actress so she's happy to kiss another girl for the audience and actually thinks it'll be fun to play a lesbian"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
A good way to relieve stress and tension on an airplane is to walk around the cabin or responsibly enjoy an adult beverage. However, taking out your junk and playing with yourself while you listen to your iPod is bad form
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Five strippers arrested in raid at upscale Houston gentlemen's club. Two are actually hot. Well, maybe one
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(334)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Sydney hotelier wheels in kegs of beer by hand to get around the APEC security roadblocks
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who said, "the shared love of open air cooking is a unifying force between blacks and whites?" A: Martha Stewart B: Rachel Ray C: Nobel laureate Desmond Tutu
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ruminant
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Schools told to keep Creationism out of the science room. News: Or risk losing funding. Fark: By Conservatives
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Two men try to steal yacht...FAIL Two different men try to steal same yacht...DOUBLE FAIL With mugshot goodness
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Seattle Hairy Girls #5" among X-rated videos that California peeping Tom wants cops to return. The Smoking Gun is there
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(127)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A look at a job that requires people to take calls such as "There's pig balls on the street," and "There's cocaine all over my clothes There's cocaine everywhere"
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(102)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta drivers ponder whether roundabouts are the traffic solution they're looking for. Most Americans ponder what the hell to do when they drive up to one
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
A study led by University of Colorado researchers says an effort to restore the endangered greenback cutthroat trout has been using the wrong fish for two decades. Somewhere, Ward Churchill is laughing his ass off
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(AP)
 
 
 
Winning legal strategies include the temporary insanity plea and the Chewbacca defense. Losing legal strategies include punching out your own lawyer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former MLB pitcher Bill Henry would like it to be known that his recent obituary was not actually for himself, but some guy who lived in Florida with the same name who pretended to be him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the next two days, everyone in NYC gets the chance to be Danny Glover
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Today's master criminal commits a murder that baffles police. Until he writes about it in his novel
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(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has a gambling addiction. News: He steals $66K in hospital equipment to support his habit. Fark: The stolen items were colonoscopes
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines' No Miniskirt policy fails to take off
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(535)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How could a U.S. Senator who was arrested for soliciting bathroom sex and then faked his own resignation make things even stranger? Hiring Ron Mexico's attorney
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(Rome News-Tribune)
 
 
 
Man clocked at 154 mph on his motorcycle said he was speeding because he was late for appointment to get his motorcycle license
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(126)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
In honor of Larry Craig not being gay: Top political sex scandals
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Journalist discovers news services would rather report on "the latest stumbles of Britney/Lindsay/Paris" then real news. Someone should write a book about this
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The other Hsu drops in Democrat fundraiser scandal
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dejected guy
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(83)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another sign that kids are back at school: The yearly "College Kids at risk for Meningitis" story
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(88)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cigarette smokers more likely to flip burgers on the Hindenburg with Cary Grant and Skeletor
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(142)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Helmsley's cemetery won't let the biatch be buried there
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(99)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese official plagiarizes his apology speech while on trial for corruption & copyright infringement
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(the hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rep. Paul Gillmor (R-Ohio) found dead in his apartment
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(557)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors claim kids are growing up faster because of nutritious food and access to pornography
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(99)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hilarious eyewitness account of Senator Craig bathroom fun. "That's the one thing I really want to say to all the travellers in America: Get it in the bowl"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private dick poses as stiff, pricks ballsy funeral home vandals. Penis
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(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
Congressman's computers all farked up after band hippy protesters invade office. Oh, and they videotaped themselves possible evidence of the sabotage and posted it on YouTube
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(Metrowest Daily News)
 
 
 
Man calls wife evil. Wife responds by hitting him over the head with a mug of ice cream, ripping the phone of the wall, and stabbing him in the arm. ta-da
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
New York Times puts down mouse traps in its employee cafeteria to combat the rodent problem; furious arguments break out over whether to use manchego or parmigiano-reggiano, or just go with whatever nauseates Frank Rich
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Medical salesman gets out of speeding ticket by saying he was a doctor on an emergency call - - it worked right up until he tried to claim expenses for a fake standby doctor to cover for him while he was in court
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're having trouble selling your home in this down market, just bury a statue of St. Joseph upside down in your front yard. It's Not News, It's CNN
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Golden, Colorado police search for an attempted breaking and entry suspect, who just happens to be a mountain lion
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(AP)
 
 
 
Orville Redenbacher's revenge: Popcorn Lung
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(127)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nuclear warheads mistakenly flown on B-52. Minot Air Force Base denies the mistake, claiming it came from Planet Claire
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(188)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
High School student gets suspended for 10 days and charged with a felony for carrying a swiss army knife onto campus
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit man attempts to steal electricity by hooking up jumper cables to a power line. Darwinity ensues
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(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
Police dodge man as he tries to ram their cruisers. Chrysler almighty
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Though outrage over 'racism' is ever fashionable, African-Americans have long had far less to fear from the violence of racist whites than from the mayhem of the black underclass"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German Authorities capture three jihaddis, thwarting a plan to bomb Frankfurt International Airport and the air force base at Ramstein
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(275)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study confirms that it's good to have a penis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to burglarize and vandalize a campsite, you probably shouldn't scrawl "Peter Addison was here" at the scene of the crime - especially if your name's Peter Addison
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hapless robbers run into police dog training exercise
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(42)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senior UK judge calls for the entire country, and everyone who visits, to have their DNA stored on the national database. How many Harry Tuttles will there be?
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(133)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wife: cheating husband walked into knife. Husband: other woman walked into penis
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(76)
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
It's like ants on your wedding night
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently "the mere fact that the judge was asleep for periods of the trial does not demonstrate that the trial had been unfair." The more you know
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cozy apple
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(73)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you've been following the story about the missing breadknife, it has been returned. In other New Zealand news... never mind, there isn't any
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(39)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Alleged serial killer says he's too dumb to kill people
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(56)
 
(Some Fapping Canuck)
 
 
 
"I wasn't masturbating in public. I was just sitting at a computer downloading a few things and I got a little horny"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nanny State completely loses its mind by fining parents whose kids have been suspended from school £1,000 if their misbehaving crotchfruit are found outside the house
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(118)
 
(The Beaufort Gazette)
 
 
 
South Carolina state insurance director is dropped by his own insurance provider
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(38)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Many Liberians may be ousted from U.S. That's rather strong punishment for just wanting books returned on time
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(56)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New York City opens the nation's first all-Arabic speaking public school. This should go over well
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(206)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jakarta police stage hijack training exercise, don't tell aircraft passengers. Cue the Benny Hill music
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(15)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Everybody who has bought a house has found weird stuff in the basement left by the previous owner, but 100 prosthetic legs is weirder than most (pic)
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(69)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Leader steals Girl Scouts' social security numbers, nets $87,000 - making nearly a mint... well, perhaps a thin one
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Tue September 04, 2007
(WYFF4.com)
 
 
 
Sure sign of a severe drought: Baptist church stops baptizing people for lack of water
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(84)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Sen. Larry Craig: I'm not gay, and I'm not sure I'm going to retire like I said. So I want to take that back. And my guilty plea, too. Also, I'm not gay
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(373)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Replacing one giant pile of suck with another, Whoopi defends Vick during her first day on The View
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(355)
 
(Some AT&T-Bird)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Apple and VW are talking about creating an "iCar." Photoshop another potential car/product crossbreed
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you the hooker you hired for $60 suddenly runs off, maybe you should just go home instead of pretending you're an undercover cop
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(59)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Not news: Man charged with careless driving. Fark.com: It was a horse and buggy
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(25)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
10 Things your gym won't tell you. The 11th should be: vacuous hot gym bunnies only find big muscles and wallets attractive
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(350)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mattel is recalling a third series of lead-laden toys from you know where
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(93)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know you might be addicted to your cell phone if you refuse to hang up while going to the bathroom or having sex
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(131)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man accused of assaulting his dad with a bag of Cheetos. Police caught him orange-handed
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(71)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After being taken to the cleaners by your ex-wife's divorce attorney, it's usually a bad idea to torch his office
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(108)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A year ago today, Steve Irwin went swiming with the stingrays but didn't come back
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(225)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
From the "Why Not Just Put Them in Jail Literally" Department: Direct-mail credit card offers to subprime mortgage customers in the United States jumped 41 percent in first half of the year
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(234)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Porn star accused of exposing himself and masturbating on a NYC subway gets off. On a technicality
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(92)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
British not sure they want their police to have tasers, prefer they use traditional incapacitation technique of hitting suspect with a huge fish
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia announces plan to build sound stage and fake its own moon landing
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(109)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Hey mom, it's me, your son. Listen, I need about $20,000. Oh yeah, and if you don't give me it, I'm kidnapping your cat"
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ninja surgeons cut woman's heart out and show it to her
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(105)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
1950: "... had to walk eight miles to school in the snow." 1980: "...had to listen to hours of D.A.R.E. speeches." 2007: "...had to eat outside because the AC broke"
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(268)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Republican presidential candidate Bill Richardson explains that the Good Lord wants Iowa to have early primaries. Thus was it written, so shall it be
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(150)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
NYC beachgoers go berserk over harmless 2-foot shark, suspect it had rocket launcher
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2001: "We are now convinced that the age of skyscrapers is at an end." 2007: Hold on a second
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(121)
 
(Some Desert Flower)
 
 
 
Photoshop this weed a-tumbling
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(75)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Controversy erupts in the cut-throat arena of world-record sand-castle building
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(52)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Turns out notorious womanizer Clark Gable was also a, uhh, "man-izer"
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(290)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nepal airline sacrifices goats to appease a sky god after a passenger was quoted as saying, "Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can fit in these seats"
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(62)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
NewsFlash
 
Plane carrying aviation adventurer Steve Fossett is missing
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(330)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"What would Jesus do? He'd probably tell them all to shut the hell up"
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(240)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New ad campaign for Virgin Home Loans features senior citizens having sex. With SFW pic
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(105)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Man convicted of secretly videotaping woman and teenage girl sues the police to get his "massive porn collection" back
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(76)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
MDA telethon raises record $63.8 million, which is odd since nobody actually watches it
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(93)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds rock stars more likely to die early. Ric Romero too busy snorting blow off hooker's ass in dressing room to comment
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(107)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China rejects charge that they hacked Pentagon, even though they were traces of lead all over the firewall
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(56)
 
(Southern Comfort)
 
 
 
The most important aspect of drinking with friends: Regret Prevention (Sponsored Link)
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(40)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Driving examiners who normally pass half of new drivers only pass one third when a supervisor is watching
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scofflaws slip suds in city's sprinkler. Surly seniors soil selves
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(73)
 
(Big Head DC)
 
 
 
Kids moon Karl Rove. Kids are arrested by Secret Service and go to jail. And now we're all safe from terrorists
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(175)
 
(SuperDeluxe)
 
Video
 
Miss Teen South Carolina's first PSA about maps
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(131)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
For never was a story of more woe / Than this of three people and a buffalo
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(67)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman, 94, becomes the world's oldest recipient of a masters degree, named South Australia's "learner of the year." Professors urging her to go for her PhD. Talk about your professional student
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(57)
 
(Dorset Echo)
 
 
 
In 1928, the British Navy launched a submarine with a built-in aircraft hangar. Of course, nothing could go wrong as long as you kept the doors shu... oh
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(82)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Shock and Awe, leading to a drawn-out occupation. New hotness: Three days of absolute destruction, then get the hell out
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(1347)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Maybe nobody exactly planned it, but it turns out one of the benefits of decoding the human genome is being able to identify what type of ear wax you produce
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women commandos have been trained in India to help prevent crime on trains. PMS Avenger seen looking for work
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(43)
 
(Poynter)
 
 
 
Detroit Free Press reports on Bob "Golden Parachute" Nardelli's speech to his new minions at Chrysler -- which would have been interesting had Nardelli actually been there. Mitch Albom stares at ceiling, whistling
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seven-year old finds $8,900 worth of "cookie sized" chunks of crack cocaine in his pocket. Gets scared and tells his teacher. It's damn near impossible to find reliable elementary school drug mules anymore
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(73)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Pipe bomb blows up outside theater owned by former star of the
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(109)
 
(Some Svede)
 
 
 
Your uvular fricatives and pharyngeal diphtongs makes me puke a little
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(86)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tube worker strike affects thousands of games of Mornington Crescent
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(227)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
What to do when a large portion of incoming freshman fail to meet minimum requirements? Why, drop the minimum requirements of course
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(296)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Winnebago mental hospital under fire for poor supervision, trying to fit all the patients in an RV
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy makes cool machinima, accidentally uploads it to YouTube too soon. HBO buys it anyway
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(62)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Patients pissed off at shortage of urologists and they can't hold it anymore
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(34)
 
(NASA.gov)
 
 
 
On their official website, NASA says comet dust is a hazard to "man working on the Moon"
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(65)
 
(Some Lobotomized Guy)
 
 
 
I personally believe that U.S. Americans will make a ton of cash, such as, off Miss Teen USA products, even if, such as, they don't have maps in the Iraq
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(141)
 
(Some Zombie)
 
 
 
Theme: Transform your favourite celebrity into a zombie. LGT example
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(141)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Teen playing football in yard, catches two-year-old dropped from second-story window. Scouts from the NFL now lining up to sign prospect
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two men arrested and charged for stealing mannequin and the Budweiser shorts it was wearing
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(18)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Mother of bullied boy turns up in schoolyard wielding axe
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(122)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey you there, yes you, the pervy CCTV voyeur with your paper0crown party hat: The Sun is here
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thief steals $20,000 from Minnesota State Fair turkey sandwich stand. In related news, running a turkey sandwich stand at the Minnesota State Fair is a surprisingly lucrative line of work
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(51)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two Elvis Presley fans who made neighbours' lives a living hell by singing karaoke to The King's hits told to STFU by a court (pic)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
When choosing a partner, men go for looks, women are choosier. In other news, beer makes you drunk, Duke sucks, the pope is Catholic, the sky is blue, etc.
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British spy agency spied on George Orwell for decades after fearing what he thought and said was a danger to the state. If only there was a word to describe such a concept
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Attempted murder parolee charged with murder when victim dies of infection 41 years after original crime
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Top British cop sneaks off to holding cell for a little late-night wank while on duty, unaware that they have CCTV in such places. BUSTED
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Mon September 03, 2007
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company gives out free cell phones to homeless - What could possibly go wrong?
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