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Sun September 02, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that hottie's lost camera and the Facebook campaign to find it? Yeah, it was a porn publicity stunt
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What is the black private hole, that makes the girls lose all control? MINE SHAFT, you damn right
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"But you promised that you wouldn't give any tickets for the first thirty days" whines man busted by a new speed camera while driving 110mph
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA turns 226 on Sunday... But can still pass for 115 thanks to all the work it's had done
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(92)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, crash crash again
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(32)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Under the wheels of a tractor trailer is a very bad place to take a nap
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(48)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Wildlife agencies express concern that the number of hunters are falling, will stop issuing hunter-hunting licenses to deer and elk for a while
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(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bargaining with Wiccan gods earns man $32M after taxes
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested for not showing receipt in Circuit City
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(1027)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Swedish punks riot in Copenhagen over closure of youth center, saying that just because the city owned the building doesn't mean they had any right to sell it
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(67)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
For English, press 1. For Spanish, beat the hell out of this checkout terminal with the crowbar you are trying unsuccessfully to purchase
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(133)
 
(Some Proletariat Guy)
 
 
 
What if Stalin had Photoshop? Link goes to examples of what he managed to do without it
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A running toilet is tackled by a security guard at a Colorado college football game in an attempt to promote water conservation by fixing running toilets. No, seriously. With a picture
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(74)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Show us your papers, or you won't be allowed to help these disaster victims, because we all know that only government-approved first response to a disaster is effective
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(173)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea has agreed to declare and disable all its nuclear programs by the end of this year, so we can focus on attacking Iran
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(83)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
4.7 Earthquake shakes up Orange County, CA
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(187)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you give your little brat whatever she wants: little girl asks parents for sibling, now has to share her toys with six of 'em
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(117)
 
(Rian.Ru)
 
 
 
Russia plans to put a man on the moon. Still no cure for totalitarian oppression
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(168)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Female ghostbusters from S.P.I.R.I.T.S. are ready to believe you
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(92)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: The President might just be crazy enough to "annihilate the Iranians' military capability in three days"
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(1123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man finds out he's been upgraded from "Detroit resident" to "Dead"
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(66)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If Canadians ruled the world...
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(110)
 
(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
Police are on the lookout for two people who almost destroyed a sand castle being built to raise money for a camp for terminally ill children and their families
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(131)
 
(Lafollette Press)
 
 
 
There once was a man named Viener, accused of showing his wiener. Despite being a jerk, the cops botched their work, and dismissed it as a misdemeanor
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When somebody who has emphysema and uses an oxygen tank just has to have a cigarette at 7:15 in the morning, something bad is bound to happen
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's unusual crime article brought to you by a brick, a game of cricket, a heart attack, and five preteen gang members
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(42)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is trying to stop a woman from selling an Oscar from 1929. They want her to sell it to them for $10
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(105)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Caption this photo of Russian President Vladimir Putin with a sturgeon
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(78)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Yonkers police go bonkers on guy walking a pit bull, for no apparent reason. Brutality claim ensues (w/beatdown caught on video)
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(127)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
South Korean farmers are playing classical songs to make their rice crops grow faster
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"This fly came buzzing down past the lens and the gust from its wings blew the chap off his tightrope"
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Angry Italians to go on national pasta strike"
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Max the goldfish and his myspace site both afloat, one bellyup
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(42)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
College kids who can't figure out which bathroom to use now have a third choice. And no, it isn't the shrubs outside the dorm
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(251)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Lottery winners really have it rough these days, because they probably can't get what they want with only a quarter-share of $330,000,000
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British police have been given permission to use tasers on children. It's about time the little ankle-biting chavs learn some respect
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(44)
 
(New Britain Herald)
 
 
 
After bizarre traffic stop involving a 7-month-old puppy, a gun in his pocket, OxyContin and a samurai sword, motorist tells reporter that he's lonely
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(21)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
When police come to see you about your reckless driving do you A) cooperate civilly, B) request a lawyer or C) Refuse a breathalyzer and then show 'em your wang
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(39)
 
(Geek Alerts)
 
 
 
If you install a dimmer switch on your new Starship Enterprise Chandelier, Warp 9 is theoretically possible
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(112)
 
(Some Tfette)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fetal butterflies
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox rookie throws a no-hitter in his second start. But it was against the Baltimore Orioles, so it doesn't really count
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(239)
 
(Some Lolcat)
 
 
 
Caption this printer repair kitty
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(118)
 


Sat September 01, 2007
(London Times)
 
 
 
Maggie Gyllenhaal is not your typical sex symbol, yet Agent Provocateur has picked her for its saucy new campaign. Why? Because she appeals to women, too
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(177)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You're a tribal chieftain in India and your teenage son is killed by a snakebite? No problem - just order a bunch of women to be beheaded for witchcraft. It's good to be the chieftain
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(53)
 
(KELO)
 
 
 
"Hey everybody, watch this"
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(91)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Having solved cancer and the Middle East issues, the newest debate is over backpacks vs. messenger bags
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(61)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Sleeping under the influence now illegal in New Jersey
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(230)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the biggest gathering of beards since the Republican Senators' wives congress invited Katie Holmes to speak as their guest of honor
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(104)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nobody likes to gawk at an airshow crash, but when the pictures are this amazingly good, you can't help it
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(174)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
News: Six-foot shark swims to shore on crowded beach. Fark: In Queens
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(70)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Pencils made in China recalled due to high lead levels
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: three men rob a store. News: dressed as women. Fark: two of the three drop everything they grabbed right outside the store while making a frilly getaway
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Felix the Cat 1. The wonderful, wonderful Cat 1. Whenever he gets on some land, he reaches down and kills a man
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(35)
 
(Napa Valley Register)
 
 
 
If your name is Ogle, maybe you shouldn't be hanging around and videotaping teens without their consent
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"If you just cut your lawn with a gas mower, congratulations, you just put out more pollution in one hour than these cars do in 2,000 miles of driving" What's the catch? They're illegal in most states
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(201)
 
(Murfreesboro Post)
 
 
 
Woman tries to buy beer with bad check, is denied by clerk. Woman tells clerk she'll get another form of payment, then runs out with the beer, forgetting that the clerk is still holding the check with her personal information on it. Oops
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(28)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Who says prostitutes are the only ones who get arrested at work?
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(122)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules that Michigan Liquor Control Commission has no right to ban nude dancers, since the Supreme Court ruled that nude dancing is "expressive conduct." Giggity
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(32)
 
(Telegraph Journal)
 
 
 
Some UFO enthusiasts are loons, true. But not many of them are nuclear physicists that are experts in nuclear aircraft fission, fusion rockets and power plants for space travel
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(137)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there"
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(66)
 
(Some Tfette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this highlander
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lloyd Carr breaks new ground, chokes at the BEGINNING of the season as unranked Appalachian State upsets #5 Michigan
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(378)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Woman who cancelled flight because of Arabic speaking passengers explains her side of the story. Bubble wrap for her children included
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(301)
 
(Some High Guy)
 
 
 
Teens who use drugs are five times as likely to get laid, according to theantidrug.com. How exactly is that a deterrent to drug use?
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(213)
 
(WHOI News)
 
 
 
Connecticut woman served with lawsuit for causing death of her neighbor by lying to her husband, who murdered the neighbor, about neighbor molesting their daughter. The Aristocrats
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(91)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"To sit in your car on a sweltering summer evening on the main street of Nub City...watching anywhere from eight to a dozen cripples walking along the street, gives the place a ghoulish, eerie atmosphere"
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(46)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Not News: Man wakes up in patio chair of neighbor he doesn't know. News: His pants are missing. Fark: The pants with a $41,000 cashier's check in them
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. firemen, jealous over all of the illicit sex Washington politicians are getting, decide to open a prostitution ring run out of a D.C. fire station
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(33)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Genital facelifts can be hazardous to your health
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(88)
 
(WOODtv.com)
 
 
 
Car wash's hot wax, tire cleaner, and spotless rinse work great. "Touch-free" feature, not so much
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(53)
 
(Some Impressed Guy)
 
 
 
Three homeless people pull 93-year-old woman from burning car. Some are calling them heroes, but they were really just cleaning out their bathroom
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(25)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston is so fat. How fat is it? Houston is so fat, the zoo fields several calls a week from the hospital to borrow the large animal medical scans for fatass patients
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women have no choice but to go insane at some point in their lives
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(171)
 
(The Facts)
 
 
 
It is now a felony in Texas if you don't stop and render aid at a car accident. Ironically, another new law made it legal to shoot anyone approaching your car
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(138)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man refuses to support "Satan's banking system," prints own money
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mothers and babies in British maternity ward showered in maggots from dead seagull on roof of hospital. How you liking that socialized medicine now?
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(105)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
I've got a fast boat, Gonna take it on the lake and have some fun, I've got a fast boat, Gonna take it on the lake and kill someone, kill someone, kill someone
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Gang of girls" is roaming the streets forcing teenaged girls to strip naked
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Connecticut man building 17,000 square foot home. With a 33,500 square foot basement complex
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(135)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida takes yet another step into the dark ages as Catholic Bishop forces cancellation of school play
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this superbad superkick
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(74)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Teenager charged with smoking pot with the child she was babysitting. Bonus...she posted a picture of it on her MySpace page. (w/blurred out picture)
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(141)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Driver rescues two teenage girls being chased by strange "sweaty guy"
source: www2.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iowa remembers it's a Red State and halts gay marriages
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(347)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firemen heroically rescue a stuck feline just in time for Caturday
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(351)
 
(NewsTalk ZB)
 
 
 
Man caught video taping himself masturbating on the grass, claims "that's kind of what happens when I drink"
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man shows up at court drunk at 8:20 in the morning, proceeds to stumble around and get himself arrested. Oh yeah, he didn't actually have trial, he just showed up. Bonus: His name is Busch
source: heraldargus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain finally runs out of news. Does this baby seem hairy to you?
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(67)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid scooting past lockers
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(46)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"Mom, can I give you a hug?" BZZZFFTTT
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(56)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coolest pic of a dragon built out of one million Lego blocks that you'll see today
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Bad Science)
 
 
 
Remember that team of Cambridge mathematicians which proved Jessica Alba had the perfect wiggle? Well, it was a PR stunt, there was no team, and Jessica Alba doesn't really have the perfect wiggle
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(113)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teenage male prostitutes and transvestites in Thailand battle with clubs, knives and Molotov cocktails in three-day "gay war." It was apparently a heated dispute. Flaming, even (pic)
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(76)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Come out to California, have a few drinks, get gored by a bison, we'll have a few laughs
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New study shows most Americans are satisfied with their jobs. Wait, what?
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chupa, chup, chup-acabra. I wanna reach out and grab ya
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(121)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dubya's wife / to Ban Ki-moon / opens her mouth / and lowers the boom / Burma Save
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(94)
 


Fri August 31, 2007
(London Times)
 
 
 
"Figures suggest that Britain is undergoing a pet obesity epidemic." Your dog wants steak, a baked potato topped with sour cream and bacon, onions fried in butter and a side of bacon
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Search for trapped Utah miners suspended: "We've done all we can do"
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Today's 37-year-old man busted for having sex with a 15-year-old girl he met online is brought to you by St. Petersburg. With "I'm about to crap my pants" mugshot goodness
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(203)
 
(wbir.com)
 
 
 
Criminal gives police the finger. Literally
source: wbir.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Searchers think they have found a sunken WWII submarine in the Bering Sea, hope it doesn't turn out to be an optical Aleutian
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(74)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Lexus dealer refuses to sell man a new car because he's Canadian
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(138)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Daycare center closed. News: It was run by a 9th grader. Fark: Police also found nails protruding from the floors, electrical wires protruding from walls, piles of filth, garbage, mosquito larvae, and a toddler playing with a socket
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(WTVD11)
 
 
 
Nifong sentenced to ONE day for contempt. Duke still sucks
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Finnish farmers frantically follow fuzzy fugitives freed from fur farm (foto)
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(45)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
And now from the random news file: The guy who was Keanu Reeves' stunt double in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" has built a custom motorcycle that looks like a prehistoric tiger
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(67)
 
(Lodi News-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Neighbor of the year candidates call three government agencies and then file lawsuit to stop dust resulting from girl riding her horse
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(133)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden jogger
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Senator Larry Craig (R-eallynotgay) to resign tomorrow
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(398)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Germany's biggest synagogue to reopen. Home Depot opens a 24-hour windowpane replacement service across the street
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(106)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston school police officer distributed "Ghetto Handbook" that will enable the reader to speak Ebonics "as if you just came out of the hood." This is going to end well
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(326)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Boy suspended for toy gun accidently left in backpack. He said it was unloaded, but if it was from China it was probably full of lead anyway
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 influential albums that bombed
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(262)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
William Lee got out of his truck, he left it in gear, and soon he was struck. T'was hit by the door, and fell to the floor, and the last word that he said was Fark
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(54)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Someone at your party gets whacked out on coke and valium. News: badly enough to require medical treatment. Fark: It's your 8 month old kitten
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Unlike the three hundred and twenty designs proposed before, THIS electric car means the end of the internal combustion engine
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(164)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Robbers underestimate hi-tech home defense system of trailer park residents. Beatings, shotgun fire, jailarity ensues
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(35)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Prime Minister names 17, some directly affected, to mental health board"
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(34)
 
(MLive)
 
 
 
Female dispatcher at center of police sex scandal, was forced to quit while she was on top
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(63)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
You may know more than a fifth grader, but can you outdrink a fourth grader?
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(60)
 
(sbsun.com)
 
 
 
If an inmate just sits on his bed, but doesn't eat, lift weights or use the head, he's not on a diet, just relaxing or quiet, you might want to check if he's dead
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(34)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Funniest mug shot of a kid who tried to steal stuff from Wal-Mart that you'll see all day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate charged with felony abuse after two-year old daughter takes ecstasy, dances incessantly for hours
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Egyptian students with pipe bombs, doo-dah. Doo-dah. Caught right near a Naval base, oh de doo-dah day
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Canada slowly transitioning from America's parking lot to America's backup generator
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top five worst game-based films picked: What video game would you turn into a movie? (voting enabled)
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Today's "look who got caught editing their own Wikipedia entry" story is brought to you by the Dutch royal family
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(AFP)
 
 
 
"The only moon landing in history is NASA's Apollo expedition in 1968"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Hungry sinkhole eats family's refrigerator (with pics)
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Drivers take heed: Saying "I feel comfortable driving naked" will not get you off the hook when you're pulled over
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Foul language from the sky could repair pants
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ever fantasized about ramming a police station with a bulldozer? This guy lived the dream. Repeatedly
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"To my son, I leave the pleasure of earning a living, which he had not done in 35 years" and other wills
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five mistakes married women make. Dooming the relationship by cutting the hubby off from sex is conspicuously absent from the list
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Seven words you probably don't want to hear when waking up on a lawn in a thunderstorm: "Greg, are you okay? Your hat's smoking"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey, wanna see me and my cement truck take this corner on two wheels?"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In a gross misapplication of Stockholm Syndrome, South Korean hostage apologizes for being captured
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Pastor to his daughters: "Let's have sex so you can become good wives." Daughters: "No." Pastor: "Oh, I incest"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge allows astronaut Lisa Nowak to remove monitoring bracelet. Will she go crazy and drive across the country again? Depends
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Elementary school teacher challenges firing, saying he downloaded child and transgender porn on school computers as a joke
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian police urge beer-keg registry system to curb underage drinking, ask why people would have a problem with police showing up at their parties if they have nothing to hide. Seriously
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Third-grade teacher in trouble for bringing drugs to school. Apparently, she didn't bring enough for everyone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If your idea of a fun time is getting set on fire and hit by a car, does New York City have a school for you
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"I can fly a spacecraft to any planet in the galaxy, and I'm being judged by people who don't have a clue as to my technical qualifications whether I'm suitable for government service"
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Jar containing a piece of tissue from body of John Wilkes Booth will be on display in lobby when the musical "Assassins" opens in Philadelphia. Submitter wonders why it's not going to be in the balcony
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(McClatchy)
 
 
 
Those lead toys were imported, from C-H-I-N-A / The other guy responsible is D-U-B-Y-A / The CPSC stayed away, and if you ask me why I'll say / Cause corporate lobbies have their way with A-M-E-R-I-C-A
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(orange.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wife cuts off her husband's right hand because of his Internet addiction
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According to an interrogation room audiotape released by police, Senator Larry Craig (R-Estroom) claims cop solicited him. Craig also claims that he's not gay but all the men that he has had sex with are
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pakistan's President Musharraf is "keeping his options open." Translation: "I'm ready to haul ass out of the country the moment the coup happens"
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Three U.S. senators and one congressman receive special going-away gift for delegation visiting Iraq: Ground fire, evasive maneuvers
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Hippies attending Burning Man complain that festival has lost touch with its roots, pointing to a number of attendees who regularly bathe and have jobs
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Old and busted: Selling an entire bridge in New York. New hotness: Stealing an entire bridge in Russia
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
New study shows a home with mold in it can make you sad. In related news, a home with drunk, naked nymphomaniac cheerleaders will make you happy
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(myTELUS)
 
 
 
Can I get an order of burnt lion's head with a side of the temple explodes the chicken, and throw in an order of steamed crap?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Victim of mauling proposes to girlfriend at the hospital. Despite the grizzly circumstances, they could bearly contain their joy
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
One foot, two foot; dead foot, blue foot
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(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police uncover a whole new class of armed robbery
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thousands of people join new Facebook group to help reunite woman with digital camera she apparently lost. When you see the pics of her, you'll join too
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember the English farktard who was last on Fark for feeding a live zoo rabbit to an alligator? He's now graduated to yanking headscarves off Muslim women on the street (with pic of dumbass)
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(Some Indiana Guy)
 
 
 
Prosecutor states it may be true that drunk young men do stupid things, "but stupid is not a defense in this court." Note to self: "Work on a new defense"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "image of the Virign Mary" story comes to you from a garage door in Pennsylvania (with pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Intoxicated mother insists to police that it's okay her five-year old son was driving her around, because he's a really good driver. Bonus: Three-year old brother was in the backseat
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(MaineToday)
 
 
 
"Not Everyone in the World is a Self-Centered Asshat" award goes to this guy, who bought a house to keep a family of 10 from becoming homeless
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mrs. Tennessee America bitten by rattlesnake, saved by Mrs. Iowa. Luckily, no map reading was required
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"So let me get this straight: You want me to pay back the $14 million I stole from the bank?"
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(Some Tooth Yanker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old dentist's office
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The U.S. was like, "Your exports are tainted," so then China was all like, "I know yours are but what are mine?"
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(Time)
 
 
 
8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 killed in train crash
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's the more foolish: The fool who gets arrested for passing off broccoli as marijuana? Or the fool who bought the broccoli for $500?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Eleven years after winning $2.5 million in the lottery, an elderly couple wins a $5 million jackpot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Forbes magazine names the world's most powerful women. Sadly, the gal who crushes beer cans with her boobs did not make the list
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront. Pirates got next
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police trying to get to bottom of theft of 25,000 pairs of underpants, considering going undercover, mounting commando raid
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Experts concerned about the future of a rare species of turtle that breathes through its butt
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Who knew running a generator, 10 fans and two dehumidifiers inside an apartment was a bad idea?
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Researchers at the Pulledfromourass Institute find that pre-schoolers stress about kindergarten six months before their first day of school; must be all that coloring, napping, peer-pressure to eat paste
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The problem with committing suicide at Burning Man is that it can take a couple hours and a good amount of stink before those stoners realize you're not doing a performance art piece
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Solomon Islander who rescued JFK 64 years ago finally recognized for his history-changing efforts with a thank you from the U.S. Navy secretary... and a new roof for his house
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The people behind Britain's most iconic voices talk about being disembodied voices familiar to everyone. Weird. Maybe I need some more weed
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF cop who fatally shot himself in the neck while demonstrating gun safety to a chick he was trying to impress was legally drunk
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"Shocking" hand gesture gets HS football players blurred
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China states that their one-child policy helps fight off global warming. As a result, China still cool
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Valedictorian sues school district for restricting her speech because they forced her to apologize for saying "Jesus Christ loves you" at commencement
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why your students and porn don't mix: Don't put all your jugs in one school-issued basket
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British airport police forced to buy doughnuts for other cops if they commit minor infractions of security -- like forgetting loaded submachine guns in cafeterias
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If mimes ruled the world...
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New report outlines how British authorities plan to recycle coffins in case of a country-wide flu outbreak. EVERYBODY PANDEMIC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"May Allah the Almighty bless Ricky Bobby Baby Jesus"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man accused of cyberstalking Chicago Bear's Playmate girlfriend via MySpace. The threats were "in all capital letters and with little punctuation" which is pretty much par for the course when using said website
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
All 12 gay people in Iowa can now legally get married
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"I'm gonna choke the life out of you biatch.... sorry my bad... want a ride home?"
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Thu August 30, 2007
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Not news: Infertile woman tries to keep boyfriend by saying she's pregnant. News: Infertile woman produces miracle baby. Fark: Infertile woman stole baby from maternity ward two days after admitting herself to a local hospital
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man breaks into a house twice. Once to steal stuff, the second time to apologize
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Your swords, made rich, with the most noble blood of all this world, I shall now stab myself in front of this audience
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(Some Butt Crack)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Police announce crack in case of naked Millville man"
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(NBC5i)
 
 
 
Texas governor commutes death sentence of offender who didn't kill anyone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man tapes his scalp back onto his head after an airplane crash, then he hikes two hours in the mountains to get help for an injured passenger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A school where students undergo routine electroshock torture, are shackled to boards and electrocuted, humiliated and forced to earn meals. Is this A) China B) Afghanistan or C) Massachusetts?
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Society is to blame for Lindsay, Britney and Paris... say Corey Feldman and Corey Haim
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson, the most important and classiest beer and whiskey critic, has passed away. Raise your glass in toast tonight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery
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Man considers converting his house into a parking garage after it gets smashed into by a car. For the tenth time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shrimp-boat captain uses first-aid book to deliver baby. And that's all I have to say about that
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
"I just want to keep this quiet." Complete, raw, uncut Sen. Craig pottylove audio now available for your iPod
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(WBIR-TV)
 
 
 
Woman seriously injured by crashing into healthcare sign
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Flatulent child-porn suspect seeks medical relief
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I am a 107-year-old grandmother and world's oldest blogger, and I am really getting a kick out of these replies
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
No matter how much you hate jets testing new flight equipment near your home, it's probably not a good idea to protest by flying your plane into the jets' paths
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby waterbuck born at Atlanta Zoo. Needs a name (with voting)
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(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
If you've secured your house so well that you literally have to kill yourself to break in, don't forget your house keys
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Excuse me, we seem to have misplaced a few bomb components for our nuclear weapons. Don't worry, nothing to see here. Please keep moving
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Idiot teen driver thought he'd gotten away with driving over 140 mph... until he posted the video on YouTube to impress his friends. Police were not as impressed
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
A Malaysian man has beat his own world record by dragging a train that weighed 300 tons nine feet by his teeth. When talking to the media afterwards, he said, "I told you I was hardcore"
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(WLKY)
 
 
 
"I was drunk. I mean, like, totally shiatfaced" is now a legitmate defence against murder charges in Lexington, KY. In related news, Drew now completely immune to legal prosecution
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Jay Leno tests a Dodge Charger police car: "When I am driving the car, everyone suddenly slows down. Then they spot me in it and they wave, or they give me the finger"
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Somehow, Michigan State loses dorm to foreclosure. Farkers interested in collecting rent from scantily clad coeds each month only need to come up with $130,000
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
School that requires students to wear logo-free polo shirts is discriminating against Christianity, according to this angry mother whose crotchfruit was suspended for wearing a Jesus themed t-shirt for the fourth time this school year
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(Pal-Item)
 
 
 
High school student suspended for tricking an entire rival crowd to hold up pieces of construction paper that spelled out "WE SUCK"
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
The days are getting shorter and the leaves are starting to turn. Must be time for ConEd to start preparing for winter by shocking NYC dogs with stray voltage under the sidewalks
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes National Weather Service building
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(107)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Dentist with crazy Runaway Bride eyes, representing herself in federal court on tax evasion charges, says she doesn't have to pay taxes because no one is a U.S. citizen. Guess the state, win a cookie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is it even news any more? Toys R Us recalls yet another lead-filled Chinese toy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poetic justice headline of the day: "Duke lacrosse prosecutor pleads innocent"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Let me show you my whale-killing poo parasite. My whale-killing poo parasite, let me show you it
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Renault attempts to sell its new car to women by impersonating a creepy stalker, sending them anonymous handwritten letters that call them "Darling" and suggest they get together for drinks soon
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(55)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Top 12 sexiest assassins of all time. Bonus: No dudes (Sponsored Link)
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Six to eight vials of phosgene, a dangerous nerve gas, have been found by workers cleaning out offices at the United Nations. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Parole Board votes to spare man set for execution tonight -- all eyes on Gov. Perry
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(175)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Trouble, the $12M dog, didn't appreciate Leona Helmsley's hired help either
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
High school journalism students graded on ad revenue, because we all know nothing drives journalistic integrity like money and marketing
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(78)
 
(Some Doll Parts)
 
 
 
Steve Coogan may sue Courtney Love for saying he had a hand in Owen Wilson's suicide attempt. Courtney should know: She caused a suicide herself
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(Chron)
 
 
 
One in three female online daters report first-date sex
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Man who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars building a baseball field in his backyard has to take it down because he didn't get permits first. If You Build It Without Permits, They Will Come
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Neighbors in a Jewish condo complex are in a dispute over a $11,000 elevator for use during the Sabbath
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
TV news programme vows to ban "staged shots" in reports. Submitter nods vigorously with approval at empty chair
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(66)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
$4.50 gas sparks outrage in Orlando
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's" victim of identity fraud" story is a police detective who often counsels people on how to avoid identity fraud
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(46)
 
(Some Flygirl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unmanned vertical take-off and landing vehicle
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(64)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Boy arrested for testing "cats have nine lives" theory
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronauts "did not fly drunk," according to NASA, noting that "hitting the three-wheel motion" is due to space shuttle's only having three wheels
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Heroin-addicted elephant kicks habit, survives rehab, withdrawals and being sexually assaulted in toilet by Lindsay Lohan
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Media watchdogs criticize radio for giving Dems too much early morning airtime. Democrats respond that it doesn't matter, since 90 percent of their constituency doesn't wake up until around 11:00
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese fan club for wasps has added the insects to rice crackers. In other news, there is a wasp fan club
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Build your own story with Fark.com. Today's key words: Prisoner, paraplegic, buttocks, toilet, steam, ointment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you stole a briefcase but threw it away because it had only a couple of envelopes in it, you should have looked in them, Einstein
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(54)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"I don't want to chew out the public, but it makes me scratch my head how people can get gas next to him, see someone slumped over and not call the police and say anything. It's a two-second phone call"
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(174)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Climate change now responsible for... *borrows Magic Eight Ball*... cougar attacks
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(318)
 
(WINK)
 
 
 
County schools employ new method of dealing with kids who act up that's better than time-outs or sitting in corner: Solitary confinement
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(51)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Television crew plants fake bomb on train tracks, gets a real dose of jailarity
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frozen alligator head stolen from auto shop. "We hope he jumps when he opens the garbage bag"
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The Lindsay Lohan Train Wreck: Rehab Part 3" -- Lindsay caught taking drugs and banging a guy in the community bathroom
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(396)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gaelic digital TV channel proposed for Britain. You submitted this with a headline that sounded like a cow choking on a coffee can full of gravel
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old argues with mom, declares "I'm out of here" and drives off
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(28)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently, when a fisherman loses his virginity to a ray, it's sodomy. When he loses it to an eel, that's a moray
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(182)
 
(Ft. Worth Star Telegram)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas. Especially the spider webs (w/pic)
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(122)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drug dealer tarred and feathered, then tied to a lamp-post (with pic goodness)
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(146)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"It is bad enough that we have a DNA database stuffed with innocents not charged with any offence. Now it turns out we don't know the accuracy of the data"
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this CD destroyer
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(60)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts oust one child molester every two days
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(221)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Millions of condoms recalled. Fondly, for the most part
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(79)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson claimed that after incident in a public bathroom, he assaulted the man who "bothered" him. PS: His safe-word was cinnamon
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(195)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 121: "Gardens." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(191)
 


Wed August 29, 2007
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houstonians on Friday will have multiple angle red light cameras go online. City response should calm fears: "This is not about revenue, This is about changing the behavior and public safety"
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(104)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
1950 report: segregation in schools is increasing. 2007 report: segregation in schools is increasing
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(182)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
As time marches on, AT&T will now discontinue its "Time of Day" phone information service... no more 853-1212 for you
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(132)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC lists San Francisco as the best city for singles
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(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The only officer to be court-martialed in the Abu Ghraib scandal has been found guilty and will be reprimanded. Of what, you ask? For not keeping his mouth shut about what they were doing there
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(287)
 
(timeanddate.com)
 
 
 
SkyNet was supposed to become self-aware at 2:14am on August 29, 1997. Yet to this day, still no sign of Sarah Connor
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(95)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Just when you think it can't get any worse for Paris Hilton, she gets photographed screwing by a swimming pool (w/pic)
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(164)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: robbing stores with a pistol and ski-mask. New hotness: phoning in bomb threat, having store wire you $10,000 and watching the patrons get nekkid on CCTV
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(49)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists invent all-in-one beer making machine. Screw the cancer
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 weirdest things you can buy at Amazon. Wooden throne toilet anyone?
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(86)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Three-year-old gets face stuck in toilet seat. Boy-stuck-in-bathroom-fixture trifecta now in play
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(68)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
School bans tag and similar running games in a further effort to fatten our kids even more
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(123)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Frozen yogurt with real chunks of meat? That sounds like a $100,000 idea
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(38)
 
(Wvgazette.com)
 
 
 
West Virginia passes casino gambling bill. What happens in your cousin, stays in your cousin
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can't tell me you've never thought about doing this: man hulas naked as his buddies steal beer at the store
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al-Sadr calls time out. His Mom is calling him home for dinner and the streetlights are on
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The way mothers hold their babies may show signs of stress or depression. Holding them on the left: good. Holding them underwater in the bathtub: not so much
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"When a U-Haul opens its doors in Manhattan and people start unloading boxes marked 'Gangbang' and 'Obese' and 'Ginger Lynn,' you draw a crowd"
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(63)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Local mental health facility announces patient attacks on staff up 50%, wonders why in the heck they can't get anyone to work there. Yes, in the same article
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(43)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS sending Katie Couric to Iraq. Plans to bring her back are pending
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(56)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Worst case of lost keys. Ever
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(117)
 
(nbc11.com)
 
 
 
Spinach growers celebrate anniversary of E. coli outbreak by announcing salmonella outbreak
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thieves break into house, are repelled by 79-year-old woman in nightgown. But who wouldn't be?
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(20)
 
(Cedar Rapids Gazette)
 
 
 
Elderly woman attempts drive-thru dentist appointment
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(33)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
One person caused everyone to miss their plane because some Iraqi men were *gasp* speaking Arabic
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(405)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man loses lawsuit against hospital for removing top of his skull because plastic replacement better than original
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red-billed toucan
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember, it's up to us. If Bigfoot exists, then we must preserve his habitat so that future generations may enjoy him. Unless he doesn't exist, in which case they won't
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(141)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Walter Sobchak with the Minnesota State Police would like to remind you that freeways are not bowling alleys and this is not 'Nam, there are rules
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(66)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Someone finally wins the Fark.com Dumbass Triple Crown by selling drugs, with a baby in the car, while in a school zone
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(57)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's sad when your grandmother can bench press more than you
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA images to be archived online. Photos to be broken down into categories such as "celestial bodies," "launches," "Mir keggers," "spacewalks," etc
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(27)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Man has suspended license, has his son drive him around town. Which wouldn't be a big deal if his son wasn't 11 years old
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(17)
 
(9news.com)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness, I thought trout could fly"
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(66)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Home Depot fires employee of the year for stopping robbery
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(334)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Car dealer offers 0% APR and half off pants
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(40)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rove's Jaguar is now neatly shrink-wrapped and decorated with "I Love Obama" bumper stickers
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(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three teen girls forced to strip, squat, and lift boobies during tour of detention center. There's more to the story, but submitter stopped reading right there
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Traffic slowed to hault after six golf carts fall off back of truck. There was a hole in one, another was under par and fore were destroyed
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(67)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Today's teacher-student scandal arrives on the short bus. With HypnoToad pic goodness
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Media says Richard Jewell has died... but you know how right they were about him the first time around, so you may want to check on this
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(265)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Not News: Man crashes after driving aggressively. News: It was a cop without his sirens on. Fark: He was showing off for three coeds he just picked up
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(92)
 
(EU Reporter)
 
 
 
Republicans predictably unamused over British Bush Porn picture. Article includes sfw pic
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(299)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only four-in-ten Americans now say kids are key to a successful marriage, down 20% since 1990. Suck it, breeders
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(483)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
What has 148 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My fly. Scottish researchers apply the science of Evolution to how men hit on women
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(322)
 
(Some Study)
 
 
 
Media plus a dash of science does it again by somehow linking two unrelated things - the price of your home and your waist size
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(103)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A&P sues grocery clerks over their YouTube "ProduceParadise" rap video
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(109)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: Map of people who receive US farm subsidies. Fark: In Manhattan
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(179)
 
(myfoxal.com)
 
 
 
Local weather douchebag loses his cotton-picking mind
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(111)
 
(Metrowest Daily News)
 
 
 
The best mugshot you'll see today of a man busted for disorderly conduct
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(90)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Homebuyer sues sellers after making $2.6 million blind bid and discovering the inside was destroyed by feces from over 100 neglected dogs and cats
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man dies saving the lives of two kids. Now his wife of 3-weeks is being deported because he's dead. Lesson: Don't be a hero
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(211)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Competition for world's best butt shut down after complaints that it is "pornographic" (with potentially Not safe for work pic of one of the contenders)
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(182)
 
(Columbia Tribune)
 
 
 
Blown transformer cuts power to wiener plant. Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Another Scandinavian Mohammed cartoon inflames Muslims. Cue Islamic Rage Boy
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(481)
 
(North West Evening Mail)
 
 
 
Soccer goalie claims his goalkeeping skills were hindered by his jinxed pink jersey
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bush to tour New Orleans and see first hand what a fine job he has done in helping rebuild the city and the rest of the Gulf coast
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(187)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
President Bush wants to assure all Americans that we are in fact stuck in a quagmire in Iraq
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(392)
 
(VOANews)
 
NewsFlash
 
Former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto says Pakistani President Musharraf has agreed to step down as army chief. Uh huh huh uh huh "Bhutto"
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sen. Larry "No way, no chance, not possibly gay" Craig is so not gay he's been denying it since as early as 1982. Not gay then, not gay now
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(331)
 
(Fox Atlanta)
 
 
 
Grandchildren of Leona Helmsley snubbed out of her will. Her dog to receive $12 million
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(108)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news fellas. Annual prostate checks may not be necessary. Look for backpedaling followup article tomorrow
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DHS spending $50 million on huge intrusive data-mining program, but forgot to check whether it was legal first. So now they are going to have to scrap the program -- at least as far as you know
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(76)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Missing man's body found after eight years of laying on his apartment floor because police never noticed his body when they searched it in February 1999
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(48)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Upset with your ex? Do you A. walk away B. get therapy or C. post naked pics of her on MySpace when she was 15? Hint: Jailarity definitely ensues
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(111)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
The story of one woman's crusade for the right to whip out her boobies at Applebee's
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(662)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Forty-three-year-old woman in Northern Ireland serves her 31st prison sentence - and she's still only fourth in the country's power rankings
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Cyberslacking" employees waste 20% of their time surfing. Amateurs
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(98)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"You got your gang problem in my illegal alien problem" "You got your illegal alien problem in my gang problem" "Wait a minute, I think we're onto something"
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(242)
 
(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Man unable to escape after breaking into Harry Houdini Museum
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(35)
 
(The Keynoter)
 
 
 
Key West mayoral candidate suggests fixing homeless problem by dressing them up as pirates. Next: How to fix the pirate problem
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bravely eschewing work on any of the major problems currently facing mankind, scientists announce that they might one day be able to make a real Spiderman suit
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Vatican charters Boeing 737 to fly 150,000 pilgrims a year to holy sites around the world. Fark: Airport security refuses to allow pilgrims to bring holy water, citing security risk of religious fanatics carrying liquids onto a plane
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(72)
 
(New York Times (via Der Spiegel))
 
 
 
Crack NYT journalist Sheryl Gay Stolberg takes an in-depth look at all those non-gay Republicans. Looks like everybody's gay after all
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(232)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Man wrongfully arrested for carrying an unconcealed weapon and one hundred of his friends with holstered pistols attend Norfolk, VA city council meeting to give Mayor a refresher course on the Second Amendment
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(778)
 
(Some Geeky Guy)
 
 
 
REMINDER: Dragon*Con Fark party this Saturday, Marriott High Velocity Bar, 3:00 p.m. Drew will be there, FarkTV will be there. If we're lucky, Princess Leia or Supergirl will be there, too. LGT party page, DIT
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(64)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
News: Grand theft parrot. Fark: It barks like a dog
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mullet man
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(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC News lets us know what NOT to do when making use of the public facilities. What did they leave out? Voting enabled
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(148)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mandela statue unveiled in London. (w/pic of statue in "I will choke you" pose)
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taliban releases 8 South Korean hostages. Hey, remember the Taliban?
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(58)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption Wil Wheaton from last week's Penny Arcade Expo
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey finds one in four women would be open to having sex with another woman
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(413)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kucinich - "My wife's 29, you draw your own conclusions." You're a pedophile?
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(304)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mystery surrounds discovery of kryptonite. Lex Luther seen fleeing the scene
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(77)
 
(Seacoast online.com)
 
 
 
The police chief's secetary submits her resignation letter for all to read. Looks like you're going to be in a little trouble there, Ed
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(167)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Terrorism 101: Googling terms like "how to blow up ATM machines" and "how much money is kept in bank ATMs" is sure to draw unwanted federal attention. Fail
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(106)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Older kids, college students are as easily lured by strangers as young children. "Funny, this doesn't look like a movie studio"
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(88)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Prison officials can't seem to eradicate the marijuana plants that inmates keep reporting are sprouting up around the exercise yard. Authorities aghast because "Apparently, somebody knew how to tell marijuana from other plants"
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(61)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
In case you were curious, downloading mosquito repellent software to your cell phone doesn't work
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Keep your Bluebeards and your Blackbeards. The most successful pirate of all time controlled a fleet of more than 1,500 ships and upwards of 80,000 sailors -- and she did it all without the help of facial hair"
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(114)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China dispatches two anime police officers to interwebs to patrol tubes for porn, illicit political talk
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(68)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
First-graders give school survival tips to incoming kindergartners. "Outline the picture first, then color it inside"
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(63)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian spends three weeks in a U.S. immigration jail after refusing to boat back to Canada because he had been drinking. Adding insult to injury, the jail lost his ID, credit cards, $400 in cash and his clothes
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(156)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ten greatest restaurant swindles: "Are you having the chicken or the unspecified hydrolysed protein"
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(113)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bygone bonny babe in her bonnet
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cigarette packs in Britian must soon have pictures of things like diseased lungs printed on them. Aaaah, Laramie
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(91)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
Woman: "I'm not dead." Department of Veteran's Affairs: "Yes, you are"
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(109)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's "woman goes to the bathroom, gives birth and then tries to flush the baby down the toilet several times" story brought to you by Kansas City, Missouri
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(264)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New website seeks to provide greater access to maps that many US Americans do not have. Still no cure for mapless South Africa, the Iraq, and like such as
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(136)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Yorkers paying $15 per session for doggie swimming lessons
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
U.S. most armed country with 90 guns per 100 people
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(639)
 


Tue August 28, 2007
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember the Pizza for pesos hubbub? Eight months later and they have now opened six new stores, with plans for 15 more throughout Nevada, Arizona, Colorado, California and Florida by the end of the year
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(133)
 
(Some God)
 
 
 
Woman covers house in 'messages from God'. Again. (with photo goodness)
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(136)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man drives away from crash with dead motorcyclist in rear window. Alcohol suspected, Jimmy Stewart on the case
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(77)
 
(Don't you just love HOAs?)
 
 
 
Homeowner's association threatens man with $200 a day fine until he removes his solar-powered lights
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(226)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Robber wants $4 from victim. Victim only has $10. Robber waits for victim to get change in pizza parlor and then flees with money. Robber gets captured two blocks away
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
People stoop to a new low as they pay to be able to pose on Katrina victim's destroyed homes
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Guy in a parking lot gets off with a warning after cops find him with some sort of "battery-powered sexual device hooked to his person"
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Not news: athlete caught with steroids. News: he's 13. Fark: his father gave them to him to help train for an international rollerskating team
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. troops arrest Iranian delegation in Baghdad, with video showing U.S. soldiers escorting 10 blindfolded people away. The gears of war with Iran grind one tooth further forward
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(Some Rock)
 
 
 
Easy photoshop -- this one is for the beginners. Added bonus: It's formatted to fit as an iPhone background
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(NYTimes)