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Sun July 01, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Grigioni... said she could normally get tortoises to ejaculate within minutes, but spent months manually stimulating George..."
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man escapes house arrest with a little help from his best friend
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Salem News)
 
 
 
Police arrest MySpace douchebag who was molesting underage girls (with mugshot)
source: salem-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
THE DEVIL WEARS NADA: Prankster Erects Nude And Erect Satan Statue In The Middle Of Vancouver. Mmm... Deviled Eggs.
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these metal things
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(83)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Wife of soldier missing in Iraq gets Green Card out of sympathy after facing deportation
source: 590klbj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bill collector gets fired for calling people in debt and saying things like, "You sound like Goofy: yucka, yucka, yucka."
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you kick your soccer ball into the river, let it go. Cuz man, it's gone
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security secret document is leaked, states that law enforcement authorities fear terror "spectacular" planned for summer
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(340)
 
(nbc5)
 
 
 
Truck overturns, spilling pig parts and grease on Chicago's Edens Expressway. Dinner is served
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"We have road rage," said Arlington Police Chief Fred Ryan. "And now we have bikeway rage."
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(230)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Anchor gets stuck on Bush's boat; no word if he worked for Fox, ABC, or if it was that news tart
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(52)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Mothra spawn chewing up foliage in NJ and PA
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(34)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Indo-Canadian flies to India to meet future wife, marries her, sponsors her Canadian visa, flies back to Canada and lives happily ever after. Just kidding. She bailed on him after a week and he's on the hook for her expenses while in Canada
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Web sites critical of Russian government mysteriously find themselves under cyber attack. How could that possibly be happening?
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
U.S. boosts security amid British copy cat concerns, afraid they may soon talk like us, listen to rock 'n roll, and have shows like "The Office"
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(39)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Man claims his 1st Amendment rights were violated when he was arrested by NYPD for reciting the 1st Amendment
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(138)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Heroin dealers ruining the good name of cheese. If they mess with bacon, they gonna get hurt
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(84)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Town spends entire budget buy a theater and tear it down
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Home owned by Tiger Woods destroyed by fire. Wife still hot
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alaska editorial: A friendly reminder, we live in godless killing machine country
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Short people got no reason to miss the Dwarf Athletic Association of America's National Games, held this year in Seattle
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former wrestler Lex Luger made millions, flew in private jets and lived in mansions is now dead broke, sleeps on a used bed and keeps his clothes in neat piles on the floor
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(180)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
If you're a man in Eastern Germany, you're totally screwed. Or more precisely, totally NOT screwed, since there are 70 women for every 100 men
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(87)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man illegally reselling gas out of his 350-gallon capacity van does it wrong
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"Condom up that rifle, boy, you don't want it to get dusty"
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(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The soon-to-be-nation of Kosovo has announced an international contest to come up with a flag and symbols for the country. Surely Farkers are up to the task? Difficulty: Must be better than the current Albanian flag
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(73)
 
(Some Tree Hugger)
 
 
 
Delaware State Police believe the best way to celebrate freedom this Fourth is to hide in the trees and liberate $216 from the wallets of passersby
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(187)
 
(KABC - Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports: "Companies Offer Cheaper Alternatives to the iPhone"
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(215)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With world peace announced and the recent cure for cancer, AP publishes the finalists for "America's best restroom."
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(37)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
American Airlines terminal at JFK evacuated after a suspicious package is found on the curb. Turns out to be... cologne
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(70)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
"You know, half a gallon of rum, three hours and usually we come out with a workable solution."
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hard hitting, compassionate journalism: ten ways to get back at your ex during a flood
source: evesun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fifth arrest made in the Glasgow airport incident where luckily no one was kilt
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some vacuuming dude)
 
 
 
Researchers say sharing housework is the key to a good marriage, far surpassing good sex, lots of money, and being faithful
source: news.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Pro-life fanatic apologizes for torching women's clinic after discovering that they did not actually perform abortions
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(268)
 
(Winnepeg Sun)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day, Hosers. The Sun is where?
source: winnipegsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man attacks peacock in a fast-food restaurant parking lot because he thought it was a vampire. Stay off the drugs dude
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(59)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Stressed fish get bill of rights. At last the scales of justice have been balanced by the gills of . . . umm . . . something
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cyclist
source: fotarea.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
105 year old man finally gets his wish to be a U.S. citizen
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(44)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
There are five types of alcoholics. That seems low
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Inventor convinced investors to give $21 million to build imaginary Internet technology
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Three things that can happen when your blood alcohol level is 0.22 : 1) You slice your wife's ear with a machete. 2) You slap a cop's arm. 3) You look crazy in your mugshot
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(30)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
According to a proposed law in Texas, if an engaged couple takes an eight-hour "successful marriage" course approved by the state they get a free marriage license. Those who don't pay a doubled fee of $60
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(109)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Untimely demise. Untimely demise who? *thud*
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
About half an hour before his 50K treadmill world-record attempt Friday, Tommy Neeson realized he'd forgotten a most important detail
source: content.hamptonroads.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas wants to make the Gulf of Mexico drinkable, realizing it has to taste better than Lone Star Beer
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(41)
 
(Tucson Citizen)
 
 
 
You go thru life known as Andrew Sweetie "Junebug" Warrior Jr. & see if you don't get convicted of killing a crack dealer over $20; now if the "Boy Named Sue" was the jury foreman
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some moms buy beer for their son's friends. Others buy smokes. This mom drove her son's friend to a gang shooting
source: dailymail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Fox DFW)
 
Video
 
Woman shows up to iPhone line with fistful of cash, pays $800 to be first in line. She planned to buy all the phones in the store to sell on Ebay, but failed to think her cunning plan all the way through
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(412)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Cessna crashes near cemetery in Arkansas, emergency crews have recovered hundreds of bodies
source: 590klbj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Floridians convict an 11-year-old terrorist after several assaults from his homemade slingshot
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, town implements insanely complicated rules on how large your house can be
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(BayNews9)
 
 
 
Gay Pride parade has it all: Presidential candidate with hot wife, spectator busted for throwing beer on protesters, protesters arrested for out-of-fashion signs. (with video goodness)
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(103)
 


Sat June 30, 2007
(El Presidente)
 
 
 
They are soliciting designs for the George W. Bush presidential library (see linked story). Do your patriotic duty, Photoshop-Americans, and design an appropriate one
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(107)
 
(Picture)
 
 
 
Caption these girls in the trunk of a car
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(127)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
London 2012 Olympics organizers relent to Fark photoshoppers, will change butt-ugly logo
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RIP Captain America 1941-2007
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(206)
 
(im in ur linkz)
 
 
 
Give voice to your favorite feline or bucket-holding creature (post pic and link to audio)
source: catwack.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
PR guy from Roswell Area 51 left a letter to be read after he died - claims it wasn't a streetlight
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(186)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
UK police arrest two in connection with recent attempted terrorist attacks. Why is CCTV such a bad thing again?
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(KPTV 12)
 
 
 
Oregon judge rules that lap dances are protected by state constitution
source: kptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Exotic dancers in Daytona will have to cover up, says a federal judge. Maybe they should move to Oregon
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
List of new laws that go in effect July 1st
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(122)
 
(Homeland Security)
 
 
 
US keeps threat level in the airline sector at High (or Orange). EVERYBODY DRINK UP BEFORE YOU BOARD
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(100)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Because the unveiled Olympic logo is a tall, cold glass of suck, photoshop a suitable replacement
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Town stages a mock funeral complete with funeral dirges and a horse-drawn hearse to bury negative thoughts about the town
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two sexy sisters follow the clues and track down the women who stole their credit cards, catching the bikini-clad thieves red-handed at a grocery store. Sounds like the plot to a late night movie on Cinemax
source: macombdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(The Home Office)
 
NewsFlash
 
Britain raises terror threat level to "critical" with more attacks expected imminently
source: homeoffice.gov.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(413)
 
(Some Paleontologist)
 
 
 
Scientists find a million year old human tooth fossil put on earth by Satan to trick us into believing in evolution
source: physorg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(454)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Georgia considers limiting beer tastings at microbreweries
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
For the Life of me, I can't Digest why some Mad man would enter People's Country Homes and try to Down Beat them
source: morningsentinel.mainetoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A family's attempt to go a full week without buying any product made in China ends up pretty much as you'd expect
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there. Too bad she's unemployed now
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(61)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
South Korea to crack down on Internet trolls, require people to register with their real names. In related news, thousands of South Koreans named Heywood Jablome
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
21-year-old pregnant woman goes to jail because her yard had uncut grass, improper outdoor signage, excess trash, and tree debris (w/pic)
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(208)
 
(WWL-TV)
 
 
 
Local judge says New Orleans is a very safe city, "unless you're between 18 and 35 years old, an African-American male, and you are involved in the drug trade."
source: wwltv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Burning vehicle crashed into Glasgow Airport terminal
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(521)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sheriff caught driving with expired license, takes driver's test to get it back, fails test - "I did my three-point turn backwards"
source: myrtlebeachonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Foot freak free from fetters following freakish photographic felony
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(SunJournal.com)
 
 
 
"Very pissed-off" citizens group promises to bring open marijuana smoking and nude streakers to sidewalk sale in Norway, Maine
source: sunjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
U.S. border officials built fence on wrong side of the U.S.-Mexico border
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this concession stand
source: ryanthompsonphotos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A hundred lightning strike survivors gathered for a conference to share stories, advice, lottery numbers
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Shopkeeper was fined £250 because he tackled three thieves stealing from his shop
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Domestic cats have ancient roots. Roots of Caturday unknown to scientists
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(304)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Brave man foils robbery with... deodorant?
source: ws.gmnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
81 year old Igloolik elder found alive four weeks after he went missing in the Arctic. Yeah, he's hardcore
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Normal: Police find stolen car and return it to the owner. Weird: It had been dumped in a river. Fark: In 1980
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Muskogee Phoenix)
 
 
 
Pair of 22 year-olds bilk $400,000 in small-town Ponzi scheme. Victims include Chief of Police and several officers, an elementary school principal, and parents of the accused. Smug-shots included
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(65)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Amputee beats bureaucrats, becomes a firefighter
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember when your mom taught you to always say 'please' and 'thank you'? Turns out she was just trying to keep you from getting punched in the face
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(67)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Because it is humanly impossible to keep incontinent Edmontonians from relieving themselves wherever and whenever possible, the City of Edmonton plans to install open-air urinals on Whyte Avenue
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Couples to wed at 99¢ Only Store. "It's for those who could not afford to get married in a Wal-Mart."
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Your roommate loses his leg in a car crash. You A) send him a get well card, B) ask him if there is anything you can do to help, C) steal his identity and max out his credit cards, or D) 42
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman killed while gyrating
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle solves pesky homeless problem by paying street musicians to play in parks. Wait, what?
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Former Alaska Air CEO got rained on during his wedding day
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police seize five illegal poker machines and a grand total of $617 from a building. Now Air Supply will have to find a new casino to perform in this weekend
source: news-record.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Post-Crescent)
 
 
 
In his free time, Hurley from Lost apparently likes to carve cheese into national monuments. With pic goodness
source: postcrescent.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Nigerian school receives 300 laptop computers for its students. As soon as they get electricity, things are really going to start looking up
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(American Laundry News Dot Com)
 
 
 
There is a furor brewing amongst laundry experts. In other news, this country has laundry experts and they have a website. Okee dokee
source: americanlaundrynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
'Help, I've lost my trousers', or 'Help, I've sniffed deodorant by accident': Britain's emergency 999 service marks its 70th birthday
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tiny crab
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The teenage birth rate has dropped to a 65-year low, thanks either to abstinence programs or contraceptives, depending on who you ask
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 


Fri June 29, 2007
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia now has 20,999,999 drunken yobbos and Elle Macpherson
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Montana's TV meth ads not for squeamish. "My mom knows I'd never hurt her, then she got in the way." (With video goodness)
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(267)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man wearing only a t-shirt and a paintball mask spotted hiding between two vehicles with his hands "over his private parts and looking all around"
source: greenbaypressgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wife won't answer your questions -- no problem, just grab the electric dog collar
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Slow news day in D.C.: "Woman Hurls Dairy Queen Blizzard at Car in Road Rage"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
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source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(396)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's house containing 59 cats, 33 dogs, 26 chickens, five ducks and two goats brought to you from Dona Ana County, N.M. - the fourth in the area since mid-May
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(51)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Backseat DVD players found to be the cheapest and most effective way to kill your kids
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joel Siegel, dead at 63, good night movie-man
source: comingsoon.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Martinis, garter belts, bathing suits and high heels - why do good things pass away?" Best letter-to-the-editor. Ever
source: thenorthwestern.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(222)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember that Mickey Mouse look-alike on Hamas TV? Producers killed the character off by having him beaten to death by an Israeli official
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(390)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tattoo mug shots, number 10 FTW. The Smoking Gun is there
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(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free Steak
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Rare ugy-ass red pandas born at Edmonton Zoo
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Slurpee)
 
 
 
Porn star can't swallow the fact she still has to pay $159 speeding ticket despite the most persuasive oral argument in judicial history
source: ksdk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC reports that "Cure" inflation rate falls below 2%. Robert Smith fans pleased with the news
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wikipedia user admits to posting about the death of Chris Benoit's wife, calls it a "coincidence"
source: myfoxaustin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
If you find a fetus in a middle school locker room, it might be, just MIGHT be... an orange?
source: myfoxdfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
London police find second car bomb - in their vehicle impound lot
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oregon town dismisses entire police department. Not a bad call when your ex-police chief sells Mary Kay products while on duty and does impromptu exorcisms on a guy she thought was possessed
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Racial unrest erupts in Louisiana high school over a whites-only tree. Can't we all just get a log?
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(455)
 
(Winona Daily News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Milwaukee kids to be in hot water for selling cold water to overheated drivers"
source: winonadailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
This is how we handle home invasions in Oregon
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(Some dropout)
 
 
 
Photoshop technique challenge: Colorize this hippie van
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Power blackout hits Phoenix during 110-degree weather. Had this been in New York, you would already be tired of hearing about it
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(DeKalb Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Slurpee consumption increases with the rising temperature. Sky also reportedly some sort of "blueish" color
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Astronaut Lisa Nowak's lawyer insists she was NOT wearing diapers during her cross-country attempted kidnapping. Will the public believe him? Depends
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(ABC)
 
 
 
"Do not under any circumstances make any attempt on this land. We will not accept any tomfoolery by any criminal element, be it federal, state or local". New Hampshire couple vows to fight Feds to the death
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
London bomb plot, taking a page from the Chris Benoit story, was predicted by a web posting prior to police finding the car
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Most Canadians know so little about their own country that they would flunk the basic test that new immigrants are required to take before becoming citizens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers who can imitate a British accent: Your talent can earn you $120,000 a year
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
AAA changes press release to include term 'midweek' holiday
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One in five Australians have had sex at the office. Subby's shrimp looking for a Barbie
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After much review, a federal judge rules that G-strings and pasties are not considered a conservative bikini
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Moderate drinking may boost your health. Fit, buzzed, and intelligent is no way to go through life, son
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Researchers take major step to create synthetic life in a laboratory. Here is your God now?
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It's not unusual for a car accident on a busy road to start a fight involving four people. But traditionally, the people wouldn't all be from the same car
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If you drive a car along a rural road in Maine on the Fourth of July, you will die a horrible, horrible death
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anheiser-Busch sues championship craft brewer for attempting to patent "America's #1 brewery"
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(Consumerist.com)
 
 
 
String bikinis now availible for toddlers. Dude, she's one
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Restaurant manager arrested after safecracking attempt. Bonus: He even left open the safecracking web page he was looking at
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
There is nothing new under the sun. The moon, however, seems to be doing something that no one can explain
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Not news: summer concert by Rihanna and Hilary Duff gives out goodie bags to teenage concertgoers. Fark: bag contains condoms, adult store catalog, explicit CD titled "Vigina", "Barely Legal" suntan lotion, and sex coupons
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man answers "Wanted: paedophile to run child abuse website" ad. Jailarity? Verily, it ensueth
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Mom declared "fit" for - shudder - incest trial. With horrifying mugshot that, frankly, harshes with extreme prejudice any MILF fantasy ever had as well as well as demanding a pre-emptive apology to the FARK community from yours truly
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(Mercury-Register)
 
 
 
Illegal aliens serve a necessary purpose, because they will file the personal injury lawsuits that regular Americans won't
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teenager's plea deal to avoid jail time for fatal car crash revoked after he posts pics of himself drunk on his Myspace page
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(BBC)
 
 
 
And so it begins... US Supreme Court agrees to hear case regarding whether Guantanamo Bay detainees can challenge their detentions in federal courts. The Constitutional Showdown trifecta is complete
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(Ad Age)
 
 
 
Study finds beer companies not spending enough ad money convincing you not to drink beer. This is why we have an Obvious tag
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(Some 60%)
 
 
 
Survey finds that 40% of Atlantic Canadians would rather have beer than sex. Well obviously: a beer lasts longer, and it's pretty tough to fark and fish at the same time
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
With nothing more pressing to keep him busy, Mayor of Philadelphia has time to wait in line for the new iPhone
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Shop smart. Shop S-Mart
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you only see one photo of a dog wearing a crocodile suit today, this one should be... wait, he's wearing WHAT?
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Man ignores barricades and police cars to attempt to drive across a swollen river, promptly discovers that his truck is not a flotation device
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(92)
 
(Some greenthumb)
 
 
 
Witness the opening of one of the world's most bizarre flowers, complete with live Webcam link
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
New hotness: Women going on sex tours look for their "big bamboos" and "Marlboro men"
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(73)
 
(WGCL)
 
 
 
Diabetic man kicked off Amtrak train has been found. Lawsuitalarity expected in 3... 2... 1
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
82-year-old man threatens to kill his 39-year-old wife for fooling around with a strapping young stud of 57
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(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Man gets arrested for driving with out a license, gets bailed out, promptly drives away right in front of police
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FDA announces booty call
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(NYT)
 
 
 
Having banned smoking, fat and impure thoughts, New York takes another step closer to being Nanny State by requiring a permit for public photography
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For at least 10,000 years, kids in Peru have really hated the vegetable that Mom served for dinner
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(All Africa)
 
 
 
Proving our African brothers are not so different from Farkers, average Nambibian found to drink thirty bottles of beer weekly. "An odd bottle of beer for breakfast is not really that big a problem"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New fun game in Myanmar: stealing electrical cable during blackouts. You lose if you're not done when the power comes back on
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
34 of 37 countries polled picked the U.S. as the biggest threat to the world environment. The other three picked Trident for their citizens who chew gum
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(134)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "No plans? Here are 10 things to do this weekend." Actual number of things to do listed: 7
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top ten least intelligent dogs. Your dog wants... um... what's that stuff called again?
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(313)
 
(AllSux)
 
 
 
Conservapedia bashes Wikipedia for not being truthful - right before lying about Wikipedia on the front page. Conservamouth, meet Conservafoot
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(246)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this white-water rafting mishap
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(88)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Insurance companies increasingly refusing to sell policies to fatties
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(276)
 
(Some Guy, Eh)
 
 
 
Further proof that Canada is bizarre: the goggles do something
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(ABC)
 
 
 
In endless quest to make the streets of Arizona safe for citizens, cops there pull over Oscar Meyer Weinermobile after suspecting it's stolen
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Redhead writes choral piece to fight anti-redhead prejudice. She's obviously never seen Fark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most people pay their speeding tickets, or go to court to try to get it reduced. This guy is suing the New Hampshire D.O.T. to get them to raise the speed limits
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"One Woman's Journey To Conquer Her Fear Of Porn." Any guy could have told her it's one step forward, one step back, one step forward, one step back, one step forward
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: woman cited for excessive noise. News: source of excessive noise is a cow. Fark: authorities are unable to get the cow to moo
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
Jessica enjoys sweet coffee and a massage before she goes to bed. Oh, and Jessica is a house trained hippo. (with pics and video)
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(Some flamer)
 
 
 
As The 4th of July approaches, the authorities would like to remind all of us NOT to shove sparklers down pants
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Inmates in one prison are flushing away everything from their jumpsuits to pillows. The real crime is that it's costing taxpayers $30,000 a month
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Bus rider banned for telling women "It's a vagina, not a clown car"
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
NY pizzeria will serve you a large pie with pepperoni, mushrooms and a lap dance
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you're going to get busted for shoplifting, don't direct the police to a car where your guns and friends are loaded
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when you get a new job and you park your beater next to your boss's Porsche 911 and then your car explodes, destroying his? Yeah, this worker feels your pain (pic)
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Day care center to be built right next to apartment complex that caters to sex offenders. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Car bomb found, defused in London's West End area. Pet Shop Boys wanted for questioning
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(223)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
The St. Louis Zoo just built a $5.3 million dollar nutrition center for the animals. Meanwhile, somewhere in the city, a child goes hungry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India looking for "Mr. Condom"
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(30)
 
(WECT-TV)
 
 
 
Chinese buffet finds out the hard way what preparing sushi on top of a trash can will do to your santitation grade
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
TBS is no longer a "SuperStation", which will impact all of 123 people that watch WTBS over the air in Atlanta, without cable
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Please return to your seats, the captain has just turned on the AaAww FffFarrrkK I'm havingggg a ssSseizure light
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man puts a $4.88 price tag on a plasma TV and takes it to the self-checkout aisle. You can guess how this ends
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Couple who own car wash now regretting their billboards advertising "The best hand-job in town" (pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father and son's plan to inject racehorses with cobra venom comes unglued
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian airlines will be required to collect fingerprints from customers travelling to the US so they can be matched against a database of potential terrorists. I thought taking off your shoes sucked
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One step closer to RoboCop: Company to arm police robots with Tasers. What could go wrong?
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(51)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Potential cure for HIV discovered. EVERYBODY PROCREATE
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(190)
 
(Grasshopper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kung-fu fighter
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We secretly replaced this doctor's Botox injections with a highly dangerous, unapproved botulism toxin. Let's see if they notice. *screams* They noticed
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Thu June 28, 2007
(WOODTV)
 
 
 
Man goes to jail for not planting grass in his front yard
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(190)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Second teacher arrested today for smoking pot wih students. Pothead trifecta in play, dude. (w/pic)
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(71)
 
(WIS10)
 
 
 
Good news for old Fark cliches: Cure for cancer could be coming soon. Your dog wants a.... Wait, What???
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(103)
 
(Some Pond Scum)
 
 
 
"Ethanol has been a disaster. It costs too much to get (fuel) out of corn. We're relying on food -- that's stupid. Eating comes before riding."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Miffed By Dress Code, Male Air Controllers Wear Dresses". These are the normal, stable, stress-free people directing our planes in the sky
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(86)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bengal cats leap into owners' hearts. Their sweet, succulent, delicious hearts
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(132)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher brings new meaning to higher learning, accused of smoking pot with students
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(48)
 
(KPHO)
 
 
 
A passenger on your Amtrak train is suffering from diabetic shock. Do you C) Kick him off the train the middle of the woods
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(162)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Benoit's wife's death posted on Wikipedia fourteen hours before the cops found out about it
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(262)
 
(PalmBeachPost.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass lemur triplets born at Palm Beach Zoo. With startling-ass ugly pic
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(61)
 
(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Roommate Wanted: Must like no-gravity living situation. Rent: Free. Location: International Space Station
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Dateline NBC" pedo sting in Texas town turns into fiasco, leading to firing of the city manager, a suicide, complaints from citizens, and the DA's refusal to pursue charges against any of the accused
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(592)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Spanish police arrest Portuguese woman and Italian man in case of missing British girl. It's a small world after all
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One fish, two fish, red fish, stomped-on-by-angry-boyfriend pet fish
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(76)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Daily Show viewers know more about world events than Fox News viewers
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(489)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Group with petition asks Denver cops to quit busting people with dope since it's legal and all
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(138)
 
(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
FTC shoots down net neutrality. RIP, Internet
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(436)
 
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
To protect and swerve
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(77)
 
(News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
Realizing how hard it is to unload a stolen '79 El Camino, car thief tries to sell it back to the owner (with predictable mugshot results)
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(57)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Must not stick hand in blender, must not stick hand in blender, must not stick... dammit
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(84)
 
(Reason Online)
 
 
 
The economy is great, yet Americans are whiny and emo about it. Here's why
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(845)
 
(myfoxatlanta.com)
 
 
 
Drug agents raid office of pro wrestler Chris Benoit's doctor
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(201)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guitar Center sold to private equity firm at blowout prices
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(193)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man stopped by police after 125-mph motorcycle chase denies wrongdoing: "I was extremely accommodating to all the other vehicles on the road. I would class myself as a careful and competent driver"
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(88)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts homeowners are having problems with beavers. Brazilians, on the other hand, hardly ever see them
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(88)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Construction worker attempts to open old safe with blowtorch, unaware that it was full of M-80's. Hilarity ensues
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Titus Pullo gets stiffed by American tourists in front of the Colosseum, goes all Thirteenth Legion on their tightwad asses
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the assclown who's killing Ladies Nights at Colorado bars
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(339)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules the severely mentally ill cannot be executed. Supreme Court trifecta now complete
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(213)
 
(Winding Road)
 
 
 
World's oldest car set to cross the auction block... very, very slowly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britain is proposing to remove the term "prostitute" from the criminal statutes because it carries too much stigma for whores
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(87)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
How do you get away with nearly $28,000 in unpaid parking tickets? Drive a car so worthless that the city won't even tow it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think China is not a player in the world, especially in the US economy? Think again
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(146)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Retired Marine takes out two armed robbers at local Subway shop. Retired Marine trifecta now in play
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher acquitted of abuse charges after making student write "I am a retard" 100 times
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pack your severed goat heads, your tarot cards and bottles of newt eyes, it's time to go to Norway and talk witchcraft
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(36)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Husband says he's angry because "there's a guy out there who knows what my wife looks like naked"
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(201)
 
(WCAU)
 
 
 
Disapproving of your daughter's fiance is one thing. Kidnapping him from a diner full of people and beating him up in the parking lot is something else altogether (w/mug shot goodness)
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(72)
 
(Some Roosterteeth)
 
 
 
Red vs. Blue Episode 100: "Why were we here?" series finale
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(102)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts ranked safest state in the US to drive in. Also, elderly welcome children on their lawn, there's a cure for cancer, and Duke totally rules
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(123)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
That man with the bullet in his head? Yeah, he could face criminal charges. Followup tag trumps Florida tag
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(40)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Proving that Beijing city officials have waaaay too much time on their hands, the city has banned taxi drivers from shaving their heads and wearing "too fancy" hairstyles
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Section of Salt Lake City on lockdown after discovering suspected terrorist trumpet. Police put out APB on the angel Moroni
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Though you'll be the hero of your co-workers, putting on a sex show at work will probably get you canned. Especially if you use female inmates to do it
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(63)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court hands down new decision striking use of race in high school admissions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teenage muggers take girl's shoes, money and cell phone, give her an older cell phone in return... with muggers' photos on it. You're doing it wrong
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Early warning device gives Japanese ten seconds to prepare for earthquakes, large passing trucks
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(54)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man goes into a salon and asks for a shave and a haircut. So why is he taking off his pants?
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White House refuses to answer subpoenas: Constitutional showdown possible over firing of federal prosecutors. Didn't Fark have a constitutional showdown yesterday?
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(850)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise to nearly $70 a barrel on news the Spice Girls are reuniting for a world tour
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop tub baby
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
McDonald's is going McOrganic, warns about new threat from the Tofuburglar
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(130)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate rubberneckers farking up traffic when you are driving? Like who hasn't seen two manatees making sweet, sweet ... wait, what?
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(79)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The New Zealand government is totally harshing my buzz, brah
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Huffer causes deadly car wreck. Not News: Charged with manslaughter, negligent homicide. Fark: Innocent of DWI
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(53)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese woman who murdered four people with poisoned curry nine years ago plans to run for Parliament seat from Death Row
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(44)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Spain to have a contest to add words to their national anthem; Jose can you see?
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy hides secret stash of cash in toilet tank, wife finds it and flushes it down the loo, hubby finds it again by going through septic tank. That'll teach him to keep secrets from his wife
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(39)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In search of illegal brothels, Melbourne may hire private dicks
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(25)
 
(NOLA)
 
 
 
Louisiana last state to ban cockfighting. Still no word on teabagging
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(31)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man accidentally shoots friend, then turns gun on himself in grief. Two wrongs don't make a right, but Darwin appreciates the effort
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(59)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
More than 50 people in Arizona line up in 112-degree temperatures to get free Chick-fil-A for a year
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(117)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man stopped from exercising his pet snakes in the park. SiaP?
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(30)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Peaceful Britain has been cooking the crime statistics for years. Millions of violent crimes not recorded due to reporting cap. Hows that gun control thing really working out for you there guys?
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(360)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey finds 'majority' of teachers report being attacked or abused by students in past 12 months, even though teachers only work for nine, less two weeks at Christmas, one week at Easter and two weeks of professional development days
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(227)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Like to grab bewbs but tired of having to put down your beer? Don't despair, there's a sweatshirt designed just for you
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: man goes to pharmacy. News: steals Oxycontin. FARK: while wearing a Spiderman costume
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
58-year-old chemist eats only fruit juice and sunshine and has the legs of a scholar
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(123)
 
(Live 5 News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the twenty-first century: middle-school bullies extort $35,000 from the son of a local night club owner
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The perfect way for government to raise money: make people pay a tax for standing on the sidewalk
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kremlin lays claim to North Pole. It's all about the oil, comrade
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
White teen cheerleaders die in crash. Film at 11:00, 11:01, 11:02, 11:03, 11:04, 11:05, 11:06, 11:07...
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(296)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
What happens when a zebra stallion farks a horse: an ugly-ass zorse. With pic that's worth the click alone
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(110)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Guess which presidential candidate strapped their family dog to the roof of their moving car during a family vacation
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(336)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these spoons
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(53)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 113: "Farktography Classic: Self-Portraits" Please read first post. LGT next week's theme
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(364)
 


Wed June 27, 2007
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Catfish tries to swallow basketball [pic]
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(91)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Palm Springs is apparently so rich, even the homeless guys get robbed
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(19)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman stands accused of DWTXT - driving while text-messaging. Bonus: she ran into a marked police cruiser that was parked and has its lights on, sending the police officer to the hospital
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(62)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Richest of the rich see largest wealth gains in 7 years. Meanwhile, submitter gets to have a bowl of Ramon for dinner, again
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(231)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
7,669 complaints sounds like a lot, but when it's against the NYPD, it's the lowest in a decade
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(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man pays $10,000 to bail his 5 year-old out of jail... his 5 year-old dog, that is
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Baseball trading cards. New Hotness: CDC disease trading cards
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet pays 18% tax on his $48,000,000 income while his secretary pays 30% tax on her $60,000 income
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(404)
 
(City News)
 
 
 
Couple calls city asking for help removing tree that fell on and trapped their parked car. City sends meter maid to write ticket for overtime parking
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(81)
 
(NWCN)
 
 
 
Oregon drivers beware . . . we are on to you
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(229)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey to open an Oprah store in the city of Chicago, soon to be renamed Oprahville
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let whoever among us who has never shot at houseguests then passed out in the driveway cast the first stone
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(37)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
80% of immigrants try to learn English, which is about the same percentage as U.S. high school students
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(176)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Tip of the day: Don't play golf in a thunderstorm
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge orders a man to pay his ex-wife (that he divorced thirty years ago for cheating on him) £200,000 because she has "fallen on hard times."
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(168)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Corruption hurts the image of New Orleans and Louisiana, according to this month's issue of Duh Magazine
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(84)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chef sues sous chef
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(58)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Today's prostitute mugshot thread brought to you by Tampa. Wouldn't it be funny if you recognized one of... hey wait, Mom?
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(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Power outage affects parts of New York City. Next up on today's world news, New York City's weather and traffic report
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(185)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bald Eagle to be taken off of endangered species list. Mmmmmm... tastes like chicken
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(99)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's NY Post cover shows why it's America's greatest newspaper
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(225)
 
(metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
You've been Serbed: farmer changes his wife's name on their pre-ordered gravestone to a picture of his favourite cow
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starting in July, reckless driving convictions in VA will be accompanied by a new $1050 fine. County clerks fear mayhem
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(138)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man wakes up from month-long coma to find out his wife had been fighting to have his life support shut off. Awkward
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(204)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cambodian men given stiff warnings over dangers of using hair tonic for penis enlargement (with inexplicable picture of bunny rabbit)
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(73)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Australia tries out new public service ad campaign claiming that speeders have tiny weeners
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(119)
 
(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
American Medical Association decides video games are not addictive, high fructose corn syrup isn't linked to obesity, and noise levels of in-ear headphones don't need to be limited. Ralph Nader near suicide
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flood boarder
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(56)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liz Claiborne unveils new Flat Line
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(164)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Polish magazine runs photo of German chancellor Angela Merkel breastfeeding Poland's ruling twin brothers... on its cover. (With possibly not safe for work pic). Hilarity, it ensues
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(126)
 
(New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times reporter held hostage for 9 hours in a toy factory in China. Would have got out sooner if he could have met his toy quota
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(72)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's frivolous lawsuit brought against Starburst is for not carrying a warning label that they are chewy
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(192)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed after cop is fired for being in the worst marriage ever
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(140)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's 18 inches and gets a Texas woman soaking wet?
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(164)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Influential bank warns that credit bubble could lead to a global depression much like that great one in the 1930s
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(191)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The Constitutional showdown begins: Senate subpoenas White House and Cheney office records regarding warrantless eavesdropping program
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(583)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Attention Child Protective Services workers: you can no longer date the child abusers you should be investigating
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(41)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
College researchers recommend early morning classes on Fridays to cut down on binge drinking. Because no student would skip class because of a hangover
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After selling for $580 million, MySpace founders are now demanding $50 million to renew their contract
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(90)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman pelted with doughnuts in drive-by. Cops systematically searching all shops for clues, vow they will not rest until their investigation is complete. Also request coffee
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(49)
 
(The Argus)
 
 
 
Crime legalized in England as the country's prisons are now full
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(82)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Father comments on the man who raped his son: "He's got game"
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(201)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
It's true that Mormons don't drink coffee because of the caffeine, but that doesn't mean they don't need get a kickstart in the morning. They just add rocket fuel to their water supply
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(264)
 
(San Francisco 49ers)
 
 
 
Another day, another PETA worker charged with stealing a deputy's hunting dog
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman nearly dies almost exactly one week after her father's death while standing over the open grave of her sister, who died after learning of her father's death
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(56)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts now working with Johnson and Johnson to sell drugs along with cookies. No, not the good stuff, but still
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(69)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
China to enact new labor law, cutting work week down to 120 hours
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(116)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"You know it's summer journalism if you notice The Attack of The Lists. Are they a crutch for reporters and columnists? Absolutely. But a completely understandable one given the glacial pace of the June-July-August news cycles"
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you see a father holding his daughter's hand, call the police
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(406)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes predicts Detroit will be a "ghost town" and San Francisco won't be far behind after an earthquake by 2100. Which proves Forbes doesn't know anything about the Bay Area real estate market
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(119)
 
(no Texas tag, please)
 
 
 
This news round-up has everything a Farker needs: Controversial Wal-Mart approved, drunk woman stealing ambulance, Episcopal chaplain accused of molesting students, and the guy Cheney shot in the face wants his parking lot back
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anger over fuel shortages and gas rationing spark fistfights and riots... in Tehran
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(180)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It was 40 years ago today that people started butchering the English language by saying "ATM machine"
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(414)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Despite the presence of 7000 troops, province in Afghanistan has managed a record opium crop, producing more drugs than Colombia
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(94)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Dad sues school after his son is struck by lightning because the school did not provide "sufficient warning"
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(137)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia DA says Chris Benoit was shooting up his dwarf son with HGH in the weeks prior to his family killing trifecta
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(477)
 
(nbc10)
 
 
 
Plane grounded when four-year old throws a tantrum over apple juice. Tag is for the parents
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(579)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Labatt Breweries sending beer to Canadian troops in Afghanistan for Canada Day
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rainbow rabbit
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Would you like some marijuana on your curry?
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(166)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tony Blair says goodbye to No. 10 today after 10 years
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(144)
 
(KATV)
 
 
 
Arkansas police officer caught on video choking and arresting kids for skateboarding (with link to video)
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(490)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Black columnist responds to death threats he's received from right-wingers after discussing media coverage on black-on-white crime
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(459)
 
(Times of India)
 
 
 
Paleontologists think it is theoretically possible to bring woolly mammoths back to life
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(121)
 
(Courier-Gazette)
 
 
 
Three in county unintentionally shoot selves over weekend. Don't mess with Texas
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(48)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Redding fined U-Haul $10,000 and warned that if the case went to trial, he would allow Marx's lawyers to put in evidence an internal document known as the 'dumb shiat' memo"
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(87)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's normal to want to see your girlfriend's breasts. It's not so normal if she's lying in the morgue -- especially after you (allegedly) threw her off a cliff
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Wisconsin gas station owner filed a lawsuit Tuesday seeking to overturn a 1930s state law requiring retailers to mark up the price of gas
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(47)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Imams put fatwa on carp caught in Tigris
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A glimpse inside the world of Japanese Yakuza gangsters, who could eat the New Jersey mob for lunch and spit out their bones
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "Man wakes up with a headache, goes to an emergency room, and discovers he's been shot in the head" story brought to you by Florida. Again
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(38)
 
(KATV)
 
 
 
If some kids are throwing rocks at your house do you A) Ask them to stop, B) Call their parents and tell them about their kids criminal activity, C) Come out with guns blazing shooting and killing a 9 year old. Being Fark, it is a no-brainer
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(229)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Death row inmate who looked for jokes to tell at his execution dies without telling one, leaves everyone hanging
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Large, hairy manlike creature seen in Michigan. Scientists believe it's either a sasquatch or Ted Nugent
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coach arguing with an umpire
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Girl who lost feet on Six Flags ride said to be 'stable.' Personally, I'd have guessed 'wobbly.'
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(236)
 


Tue June 26, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two-year-old in runaway truck drives across a road and down several embankments, taking out a gas line, trees, and eventually the porch of a home and a chain link fence. Ta daa
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(38)
 
(Belieftnet dot com)
 
 
 
New poll shows record-low number of Americans find comfort in organized religion. Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ in a Side-Driven Chariot
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(298)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local newspaper said to caption this photo, but I KNOW Farkers can do it better. Voting enabled
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(150)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Teen dies on Disney roller coaster. In Paris. Theme park trifecta now in play
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People who owe overdue fines to the Wethersfield Library can pay them off with pasta, canned foods or items such as toothpaste
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More evacuations in Tahoe as fire jumps a containment line
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(95)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
1 male inmate + 1 female inmate + pancake batter + desperation = sweet, sweet lovin'
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The CIA tested LSD on citizens, wiretapped U.S. journalists, opened mail going to the USSR and China, and conspired with mobsters. But that's all in the past and you can feel safe now, citizen
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(214)
 
(Some James Coburn)
 
 
 
Pickpocket picks former Marine. Who's also a former Golden Gloves boxer. And also a former iron worker. Hilarity did not ensue
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(95)
 
(Vail Sun)
 
 
 
Arizona parents get their panties in a bunch over their little sweet snow angels un-bunching their panties on the web
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(258)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Massachusetts inmates say the state violates the laws against cruel and unusual punishment for not allowing sex change operations at tax payer expense
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(64)
 
(WWSB 40)
 
 
 
Man arrested for pointing his finger at an off-duty sheriff. No, not that finger
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(137)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
9/11 hero facing charges for trip to Cuba documented in Michael Moore's "Sicko"
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(295)
 
(pittsburgh tribune review)
 
 
 
Today's "God talks to man in shower and tells him to give away free wooden paddles for spanking kids" story courtesy of New Kensington, PA
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(96)
 
(American Chronicle)
 
 
 
Illegal alien captured in North Dakota, on video. Complete with antenna and spiral thingy. Fark: Local authorities want to build missile defense shield for concerned cattle
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(75)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba's checklist for potential suitors surprisingly reasonable, but you still don't have a chance
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(136)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Sweden rules inmates have a right to their porn. Børk Børk Børk
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pub tries to sidestep British no-smoking law by declaring itself the embassy of the tiny Caribbean island of Redonda (pic)
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN's moral authority Nancy Grace is four months pregnant. Got married two months ago. Hmmmm
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(304)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby pygmy hippo born at Paris Zoo. French promptly surrender (their hearts -- aww -- with ugly-ass photo goodness)
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(48)
 
(Some Vigilante)
 
 
 
Photoshop this office hallway vigil
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(154)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Woman faces six months in jail for stopping to pay toll
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(87)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Researchers create lemon and rose flavored tomatoes. Tomacco still being developed
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
About 44 million Americans had no health insurance in 2006 -- two million less than the government estimated. So that's all right, then
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(524)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Man jailed after not paying back child support. News: Support only due because of tax technicality. Fark: The ex-wife doesn't want a penny
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(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Munger Potato Festival Potato Queen loses crown for not showing up to work. Apparently didn't know that the Potato Festival organizers have eyes everywhere
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(93)