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Sun June 24, 2007
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Museum delivery arrives 34 years late
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Darwinian teenage girl intelligently designed a beat down for three would be muggers who had naturally selected her car as a target
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(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Author of "The Dangerous Book for Boys" starts one-man campaign against wussification of boys
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(512)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In true American fashion, a New York student is suing to overcome an "F"
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(85)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
What do a woman wrapped in sausages, a bag full of elephant manure, and a skinned monkey all have in common?
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(78)
 
(Jackson Hole Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Best paid employees are most likely to steal. Easy Button unavailable for comment
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(87)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investors are realizing that lending $750k to someone making $12/hr might have been a bad idea "We want our money back. And if we can't get our money back right away, we may seize collateral and sell it."
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(142)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lots of teenagers are getting their breasts surgically altered. Girls too
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(128)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Three guys complete three day sailing voyage down Brisbane River in boat made entirely of beer cans. "We were just sitting around in our shed drinking beer and wondering what we could do with all the cans"
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Over 30 dead in Southeast Europe due to massive heat wave. The Sun is there
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(107)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U-Haul International Inc. is placing its customers at risk through lax safety standards and inaccurate safety practices
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(135)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Canadian students could soon be graduating from "Taco Bell High"
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(68)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Never interrupt serious Yahtzee players for sex with girlfriend. That's a stabbin'
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(57)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Denver city attorney apparently commits suicide after stealing a laptop and downloading pornography onto it. "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" defense apparently not used
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British release 25K inmates due to overcrowding. If only they had somewhere else to put these folks, like a penal colony somewhere
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(55)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Kids humiliated as school forces them to eat only cheese sandwiches for lunch if their parents are delinquent on cafeteria costs
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(223)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A law forcing hospitals to give contraception to rape victims violates religious freedom says Catholic bishop, who doesn't understand why young boys would need it anyway
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(309)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You will soon need a government permit to wear a kilt in Scotland
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid on a mouse
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(66)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Ancient Chinese city re-rediscovered under Oklahoma City
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former All-Star reliever Rod Beck dead at 38
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(152)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teen night at local strip club draws faithful flocks. What could possibly go wrong?
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(60)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In celebration of those with too much disposable income
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(91)
 
(Strange Maps)
 
 
 
Where on Earth was Middle-Earth?
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(160)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
I saw a $1 million federal civil rights lawsuit
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(70)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Florida middle school teacher accused of having sex with a 15 year old former student said he believed he was meeting with the girl's older sister. Older sister, yea that's the ticket
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gov Rod bluh-GOY'-uh-vitch's (IL) meth-am-FEHT'-uh-meen makers rej-uh-stree goes on-lahyn
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reunited and it feels so good / Reunited 'cause we understood / There's one perfect fit / And with Prince William, this one is it / We both are so excited / 'Cause we're reunited, hey, hey
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(45)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Florida holding a contest for a new state song. Any suggestions, Farkers?
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(222)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton upset that the media doesn't care about missing black girls as much as missing white girls
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(295)
 
(Island Packet)
 
 
 
Reporting your car stolen, forgetting the drugs in it, leaving footprints in the dew at a golf course burglary, and showing up at the police station with money stolen from a Subway means you FAIL at crime (with mugshots)
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(62)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What will Bob Barker do with his time now that he has retired?
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(66)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If they bring a knife, you bring a gun. If they bring a chainsaw, ummmm...
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(72)
 
(Knox News)
 
 
 
Man attempts to steal steaks by stuffing them down his pants. Your dog gives an A for effort
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman blinded by Our Lady of the Rays. The sun is there
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(30)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
If you were ever curious about how many shovel-hits it takes to kill a deer, the Tennessean has an article for you
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(70)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Paleontologists name stegosaurus tail-weapon "thagomizer" after Gary Larson "Far Side" cartoon
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(129)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when the evidence you try to throw off a bridge misses the river and lands in front of a cop car
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(28)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
How to steal a million bucks over twenty years
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Winner of Tulsa's buried 1957 Plymouth was only off population guess by 2,000 residents. But it's cool. He croaked in 1979
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man threatens police with fake gun: "do you want a bit c**t, you'll get it pig"
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(31)
 
(The Maine Edge.com)
 
 
 
Mini-Golf: Sport or cheap date? Hint: There's a World Minigolf Sports Federation
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(29)
 
(Some "Journalist")
 
 
 
Not news: Couple sees "angel" in tree they cut down. Still not news: Couple sees "angel" in tree they cut down. NOT NEWS, DAMNIT: Couple sees "angel" in tree they cut down
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(159)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Tuiatua Tupua Tamasese Tupuola Efi to be Samoa's next O le Ao o le Malo. The Aristocrats
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(28)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
While most of the American army showed up for WWII just two years late, this plane will arrive 65 years late
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(99)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chemical Ali to meet Saddam Hussein at Satan's bedside
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(160)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
The Dinosaur Plant can go 50 years without water and still come back to life. It can also help you piss like a T-Rex
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(31)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Green Prince Charles produced 1,500 tons of carbon dioxide last year
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(61)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Could your teen go without sugar, cell phone, or Internet for 11 days? Could you?
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(172)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop President Bush and Bono
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teacher posts video blog calling her students 'little shiats' who deserve to be slapped by their clammy-handed permissive parents. Neglects to realize students and parents have access to the internet
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(129)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Authorities uncover expansive skeleton smuggling operation linked to Buddhist monks, who apparently like to use leg bones as blowhorns and drink out of skulls
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrants given Red Bull to help them sneak across the border find out the hard way that it doesn't actually give them wings
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(166)
 


Sat June 23, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Overly aggressive advertising: five killed by collapsing billboards. Apply directly to forehead
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(28)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
There's an aging, half-senile monkey on the loose in St. Louis. Again
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Barber stabs second client with scissors this decade. Hoping for trifecta before 2010
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(28)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
It's cheaper for poor people to pay check-cashing fees than to pay overdraft fees
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(235)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tennessee promises to card 70-year-old and older beer drinkers. Police sting operations sign up 69-year-old volunteers to make sure
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think you had a bad day? Try finding a dead bull in your bathroom on for size
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It took one man 13 years to grow out his dreadlocks. It took one jail employee just minutes to shave them off. It took the man even less time than that to file a lawsuit (with before and after pics)
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(182)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Putin claims that the Soviet Era is less bleak than US history
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(215)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Mom gives new baby twenty-five middle names honoring former champion boxers
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(70)
 
(DKos)
 
 
 
Cheney: Vice Presidents aren't subject to executive branch rules. House Dems: Then no, you can't have executive branch funding. Not yours
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(307)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bachelor parties about bonding, not strippers. And NASCAR drivers turn right ... not left
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(44)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man hits 24 cars while drunkenly looking for a parking spot. Police later arrest him for DUI
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Body of missing pregnant lady found in Ohio. Arrest of the boyfriend on 2 counts of murder
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(329)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
University of Spoiled Children may invite high-school dropout David Beckham to lecture on global diplomacy
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(65)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Obama: Our enemy has hijacked their faith. If you guessed Muslims, you FAIL at politics
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(232)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Gone are the halcyon days of just picking a name because you like how they sound. Like Dweezil and Moon Unit
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(205)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Don Cherry
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(67)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Appalachian trail hike. Calamine? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Clothes? Not so much
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(49)
 
(News Tribune)
 
 
 
Three families receive death threats via cell phone. Even when the phones are off. Even when they get new phones. And they're coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
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(218)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
The Cyclone, NYC's very first rollercoaster, turns 80 today
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(43)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Civil War items on the auction block today in Gettysburg include Custer's battle flag & U.S. Grant's crunk-sword. "Too soon" cry the locals
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(36)
 
(Bob Geiger)
 
 
 
Member of the blogger "fringe element" describes his day fighting for the destruction of our nation
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(136)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"Arrested, cleared, and all set to sue"
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(83)
 
(SunJournal.com)
 
 
 
CDC warns that antiques may contain mercury. One woman sums it all up: "I don't lick the antiques"
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you're the top candidate for a new government job, don't send out emails insulting your past, present and future coworkers. The local newspaper just might publish them on the day of your final interview
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(41)
 
(Seacoast online.com)
 
 
 
Decision on what to do with the Frisbee School still up in the air, hopefully will come around the back for a perfect return
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(17)
 
(projo.com)
 
 
 
Man with squeaky clean record charged with 1975 teenage rape
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(219)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Robber strikes down upon victim with great vengeance and furious anger. Gets caught after victim says he resembles famous actor
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(65)
 
(Some Dom)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that whipping therapy can cure depression, suicidal thoughts. So go beat up (and cure) an emo kid today
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(114)
 
(News Channel 9)
 
 
 
Thanks to Spiderman, couple is alive after their house caught fire in the middle of the night
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of people in the UK are paying fraudsters to sit their driving test for them
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans support stem cell research by a 56-32 percent margin. Remember when Presidents used to govern by poll numbers? Ah... those were the days
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(241)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Which decade was better for music videos, the 80's or the 90's? Difficulty: must make your argument by posting a music video
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(427)
 
(KATC.com)
 
 
 
Unused Katrina-issued house trailers sent to South Dakota Indian reservations because FEMA says they can't be used in a flood zone
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(85)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
English woman marries NC death row inmate, figuring it won't be long before they're parted. Citizenship angle strangely absent from this touching article
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Fark Caturday thread. Let me show it to you. (Link haz a flavor)
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(361)
 
(Some Suck Up)
 
 
 
Photoshop Drew's book in an unusual place. LGT (really lame) inspiration
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(91)
 
(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
Exit 11 from New Jersey Turnpike produces ugliest dog in America (with ass-ugly picture)
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harry Potter spoiler thread. I can't believe that _________
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(227)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
It's the 21st century - I want my flying car, robot maid, and cup of tea in a pill. Well, one out of three ain't bad
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(29)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Man pushes cart for 3,000 miles across the U.S. for charity
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently owning a Ferrari is now a sin
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(91)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Cops get into high speed chase with an RV which crashes into a house. Just another day in Utah
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(21)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Poison McFlurries, Kosher bacon and poop-burgers: McDonalds supersize their FAQ
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: "U.S. may reduce forces in Iraq by Spring"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson fan gets confused in a bar fight and bites off a nose instead of an ear
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(22)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Remember those message from God billboards? Now Satan's got his own. Copycat
source: star-telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Future moon jobs may be high-stress. However, here on the moon, our weekends are so advanced, they encompass the entire week
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot who broke his back after falling off scaffolding sues the company that put it up, claiming it was "too accessible" and too easy to climb
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Truck carrying whisky crashes in Scotland, raising fears that environment will be "polluted" by the sweetest liquid known to man
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Bob Harris.com)
 
 
 
CNN apparently stands for "Can't Name Nations" as they mis-identify Afghanistan on the map
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One in three Brits has dumped a lover because they were "a bad kisser." C'mere - submitter wie like to gie ye a wee Glasgow one
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man tries to hide illegal gun from police by stuffing it up his ass. Bonus: it happened in Tooting
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lawyer vandalizes 11 cars during drunken walk home from mum's 80th birthday party. His attorney claims it was "totally out of character" as his usual victims are people
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Israeli futurologist warns of nanotech-armed cave dwelling Muslim terrorists." Someone should write a book about how the media tends to blow stupid crap into fear-mongering headlines
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even though they can't even speak comprehensible English, children in Glasgow offered chance to learn Japanese from Celtic star Shunsuke Nakamura
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(34)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman planning to sue hairdressing chain after dye left her head looking like a balloon. The Sun is there and unfortunately they brought a photographer
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(72)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Self-employed landscaper struck by lightning... on a cloudless, sunny day. Here comes the science
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(35)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nebula
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(62)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not news: School principal censors yearbook. News: By having teachers color over the offending pic with magic marker. Fark: Pic was of gay couple kissing. Uh-oh: Heterosexual kissing pics were allowed
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(372)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
You can't bring nail clippers and can barely wear clothes. But a lot of Hawaiians seem to think you can still bring fireworks on flights. It's almost as if some guy named Drew wrote a book and predicted this would be a Seasonal Article
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(35)
 
(News Letter)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland gasoline prices nearing $9 a gallon. Molotov cocktails now thrown in half-pint bottles
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(59)
 
(Vail Daily, CO)
 
 
 
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds. Nor the cruel tyranny of pants, now that you mention it
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(34)
 


Fri June 22, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 most bizarre beers
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(135)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Step 1) Man crashes his Lamborghini into FBI plane. Step 2) Man sues FBI. Step 3) Profit? I don't think so
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(41)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
With no more pressing problems to solve, mayor of San Francisco declares war on plastic water bottles
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"My car's in the drink, I've got dentures in my hand and this guy Keith from Clyde's Towing goes swimming"
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(20)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
We laugh at your atomic bombs. Your Mad Dog 20/20, not so much
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(41)
 
(Oakland Tribune)
 
 
 
Hydrant propelled airborne by SUV, kills man
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(75)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tonight, Hank Medress sleeps with the lions
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Madman wielding skull and King Arthur's sword convicted of harassing dancing street preacher
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(31)
 
(roanoke.com)
 
 
 
If you happen to see a silo on fire right off Interstate 81 this weekend, the Virginia State Police would NOT like to have a word with you
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Attorney General resigns
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(297)
 
(Some Space Agency)
 
 
 
This girl training for CPR in null gravity is just begging for a photoshop
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(83)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Desert dwellers call for a mass extermination of coyotes after discovering they regard small dogs as a tasty appetizer. ACME Corporation unavailable for comment
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(107)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple suck-up watch: "It's not just a new kind of cell phone, it's a cultural watershed"
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(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Police bust nets 870 pounds of pot. Even more impressive, the reporter just happened to know how many joints you could roll from that amount
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(Statesman.com)
 
 
 
94 year old Lady Bird Johnson has been hospitalized. News editors begin spellchecking their pre-written obituaries
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Mr. Smith, I'm telling you for the last time, I don't care that you're an amputee. The electric shopping carts are for fat people only
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(Post Star)
 
 
 
Driver of speeding boat hits another boat, becomes airborne, hits a dock, hits a second boat, lands on a third boat, sinks, wades to shore, says "ta-da" and runs away
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I'm getting ready to send my little girl off to kindergarten, and the fact that she could go up and ask her teacher a simple question and be able to glance down at pornography when we don't even allow that in our homes."
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(LaLa Times)
 
 
 
Eh brah, your surfspot too crowded? Dude, I'll sell you the next set wave for $2.99
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(AFP)
 
 
 
4% of American adults cannot relate to Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Please be advised that the drum circle, human sacrifice and campfire orgy has been moved to 5pm on Saturday. Love, Archdruid Skip
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(Some Memphis Farker)
 
 
 
Memphis Fark party, June 30th at the Fox and Hound. Or is this really just an intricate plot to rob you and steal your car? In any case, make sure you gas up and have small bills handy before you arrive
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen walking along Long Island Railroad shocked that she gets to be the conductor
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(Some Beermeister)
 
 
 
Man saves beer from burning house
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(83)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Old & busted: molecular gastronomy. New hotness: molecular cocktails
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Love triangle leads man on robbery spree so he could buy his girlfriend a trailer. No, really
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Article about the opening of a new Ripley's Believe it or Not musuem in New York provides enough FARK photoshop material to last into the next millenium
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(61)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Gigantic "mile-wide" UFO spotted by British airplane pilot. I want to believe!
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(149)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two year old accepted to Mensa, proving that she's an equal of Stephen Hawking in terms of intelligence, incontinence
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Correct use of an escalator: a) Walk on the left, stand on the right b) Stand on the left side, blocking those who wish to hurry by c) Drunkenly swing a sword while standing on the hand rails and wearing a dayglow kilt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Court sends psychic to jail for being full of crap. Legitimate psychics breathe a sign of relief as their good name is cleared
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart shuns gay groups. Yeah, like they shopped there anyway
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(252)
 
(Can you hear me now?)
 
 
 
Caption these graduates on their cellphones
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(102)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Columnist complains that many people online are spoiler-posting asshats. In other news, Rosebud is a sled, Snape kills Dumbledore, and Tony Soprano ends up getting
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
News: Man under investigation for impersonating state trooper. Also news: He was previously cited for "pulling over" a New York Times reporter. Fark: He's one of Mitt Romney's top campaign aides
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(Verizon)
 
Video
 
I keep re-dialing, but she hasn't popped out of my screen yet. (Sponsored link)
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(NASA)
 
 
 
LIVE: Coverage of the Space Shuttle Atlantis landing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your government in action: The White House links marijuana to violence and gang membership
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(The Daily Redundancy)
 
 
 
Black holes given a "less offensive" name by an international council
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Men are 12 times more likely than women to get bitten by another person. The conclusion is beer and the little-known "what the fark you lookin' at?" syndrome
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(U.S. News & World Report)
 
 
 
Part of the pay gap may be caused by the college majors chosen by women. Don't worry, sweetie, article contains no math or heavy lifting
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(389)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
R2-D2 mailbox stolen. Police order every last bit of the ship... er neighbhorhood... searched
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(116)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You know by now not to cry over spilled milk. Getting arrested, however... that's a different story. The Smoking Gun is there
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(134)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Man wanders onto miniature golf course carrying a machete. But it's okay, he was just looking for his escaped pet raccoons. Wait, what?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this turtle repair
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Crocs now rival flip-flops as the most annoyingly omnipresent style of summer footwear. City streets are inundated with shuffling phalanxes of men and women with bright orange, yellow and red Bozo feet"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chocolate fountain
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warehouse fire burns up 2000 pounds of marijuana. Thirty-five firefighters, 1000 gallons of water, five gallons of chemical suppressant, and 70 bags of Cheetos required to extinguish the blaze
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nnnneww tttreeeeatment for pppParkkkiinsonsssuffffersss
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Outgoing British prime minister to convert from being an Anglican to a Catholic after he leaves office in latest development in the Blair switch project
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One-third are "comfortable," another third have "enough to meet expenses," the remaining third "don't have enough for the basics." It's not the presidential candidates -- it's your fellow Americans
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman -- concerned that the election board isn't stringent enough -- registers her dog to vote, even though he's a Republican
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(London Times)
 
 
 
The strangest story about morris dancing and prison overcrowding you're going to read all day
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French company claims to be developing "CO2 absorbing plant." Hey, wait just a damn minute...
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(141)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Tony Blair reveals that he's been wearing the same shoes for 10 years but swears he's gone through at least 100 pair of underpants
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(60)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart asks all 1.1 million employees to please not spoil ending of "Harry Potter 7." Apparently next-day "Snape kills Dumbledore" banners fell flat
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The mother, aunt and uncle of a Florida toddler have been arrested for giving the kid gin. The boy is reportedly laid back, with his mind on his mommy and his mommy on his mind
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paying your parking ticket with dog crap seems really funny to everyone except the person at the courthouse who has to open the envelope
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
One in 10 kids proves as stupid as Ronald Reagan, think a serving of ketchup counts as eating a vegetable
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(132)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Bring back the classic British insult, you malodorous pervert
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(131)
 
(KGW)
 
 
 
Artist who distracted motorists into multiple car accidents due to his hillside Mona Lisa creation is now working on his next hillside masterpiece: His wife, nude. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Biometric recording for Dutch potheads -- because it's hard to remember your name when stoned
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(23)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man's stolen Ford Thunderbird is found 31 years later. Bonus: It's been restored
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Four thousand pounds of pig blood spills on road. Strange red-haired girl seen fleeing from the scene
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "20-year veteran police officer with alligator arrested for domestic violence" story brought to you by... Ohio?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year old girl taking school to court for refusing to let her wear "purity" ring. In other news, teenager not having sex with teacher found. In even more news, 16-year-old virgin found
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Tequila-wielding suspect pleads not guilty"
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(20)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Gravedigger steals bones from rotting corpse to furnish his house. Your dog wants a love seat
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Kellogg's new policy could mean an end to advertising icons. Snap, Crackle and Pop file for unemployment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soggy straw paper
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(News-Medical.net)
 
 
 
"Women more prone than men to have mid-life strokes," say researchers who are unfamiliar with Internet porn
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hacker forces 1,500 Pentagon computers offline. Suspect said to go by the name "Zero Cool"
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(98)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scandal has rocked the European Championships for arm wrestling as it was learned a Russian participant used a ringer for the weigh-in
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(10)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Woman ties blood-alcohol-level record of .50... wait, that's no record, I know a guy in Kentucky
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(74)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Take a gander at this: Truck crash releases 784 geese in Hungary
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(31)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
ACLU to hand out cameras to monitor police. This should end well
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Thu June 21, 2007
(AP)
 
 
 
When clearing gunk from your car's gas tank filler area be sure to use something other than your finger
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(49)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Baltimore can't have cops go on patrol. Why? They ran out of size 36 & 38 pants
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(71)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Iranian naval forces tried to capture an Australian navy boarding team just before the British incident. What the Aussies did is... different
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(157)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Good: you will inherit part of a half-million-dollar trust fund, once your uncle's three pets have died. Better: two are already dead. Fark: lone survivor is a desert tortoise
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(53)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Tip: Don't answer the phone you just stole
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(28)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you are going to ask a police officer for directions, try to remember to remove the blunt from behind your ear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When your oldest brother was holding you down to fart on your head and call you stupid, he was right
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(69)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The latest innovation in fuel-effecient vehicles? The steam engine
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(85)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
I'll take "Things that never happen to me" for $300,000, Alex
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Girl defeeted by Six Flags ride
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(363)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this bride drinking
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(183)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bob Evans now permanently down on the farm. Abe Froman unavailable for comment
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(Ethics Daily)
 
 
 
College to offer degree in homemaking for those feminists who insist on getting an education
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Deadly virus outbreak? Check. Scores of infected turkeys? Check. Turkeys' nationality? Czech
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(77)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fishy boxes
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(87)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
School crossing guard faces over 1,000 child sex charges. Even Satan was reportedly in shock
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: support of public libraries banning books at lowest level in the past 20 years. Bad news: it's still supported by more than four out of ten Americans
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(Via BoingBoing)
 
 
 
Lawyer calls upon RIAA to prosecute the Bush twins for copyright infringement after they give the President a mix CD for his birthday
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(229)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Fire guts warehouse, parked Goodwill trucks in San Francisco. Firefighters concerned about amount of second-hand smoke
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(47)
 
(For Beer?)
 
 
 
Magnetocalorics: A better refrigerant? Only if you think using magnetic fields to manipulate the degree of ordering of electronic or nuclear magnetic dipoles to reduce temperature is "better"
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(132)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's official: our VP is a farking idiot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school teacher finds way around teacher-student sex scandal by resigning then marrying 16 year old student. Bonus: he was her track coach
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(378)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thieves with a front end loader attempt to steal an ATM, fail. w/video goodness
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(108)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Right Wing News picks out some of the best quotes from Drew's recent book (link fixed)
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(146)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Police: Grumpy airport neighbor threatened to shoot down planes. "Get out of my air"
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(84)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Nessie may not be real at all. Still gonna need about $3.50
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush decides the one guy who can bring peace to the Middle East is the one guy who helped him bring tragic chaos to Iraq
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(172)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meet Australia's worst driver. Just think about what that entails
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(112)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Apparently homosexuality is linked to increased language aptitude, specifically for Middle Eastern tongues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Penis. Get your seal penis here. Only 100 dollars
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mark today on your calendars. Drew Curtis has officially made the transition from "blogger" to "media analyst" in this story about dropping TV ratings for news
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thieves who stole Homer Simpson statue caught. When asked for comment, they said: "Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue? Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?"
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(71)
 
(Some Politcal Hack)
 
 
 
Former US (temporary) Senator Dean Barkley sets up MySpace Page, wooking pa nub in all the wrong places
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(80)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Cops charge 3-year-old for rioting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ah yes, the inevitable follow-up to the "wild animal born in captivity" story -- the "wild animal born in captivity dies" story
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(80)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Today's 43 dead cats found in a refrigerator along side the ketchup and milk brought to you from Montreal, Canada
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(80)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Australia to ban porn and booze in aboriginal communities, rendering them the Least Fun Communities in the World right behind Utah
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(92)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"I use that to shave my nuts," he said between bursts of laughter
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(387)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tuberculosis patient mistakes himself for a wishing well, swallows 117 coins in a search for a cure. It's not exactly science, but he's got guts
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reporters support Democrats 9-1 over Republicans. In other news, Farkers support lesbian teens kissing on buses 900-1
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Scots votes least likely to want to go naked on a beach, neatly tying in with other surveys that find Scots are overwhelmingly the people no one wants to see naked on a beach
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
He may be unpopular, but he ain't Congress
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this robin on its nest
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(83)
 
(MaineToday)
 
 
 
If your ex-wife has a restraining order against you, it's not so smart to e-mail her pictures of your 12 year-old daughter lighting illegal fireworks
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(crooksandliars)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: "We do NEWS Stuff that is important to our viewers LIVES." Olbermann: O'RLY?
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(iAfrica)
 
 
 
Give me all your money, or so help me god I'll shoot my other crime partner, too
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-Marine kills bear with log. Great, so the bears are using logs now?
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(185)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Goldmans go all DMCA over leaked copy of Simpson's book, hope for another nice, fat settlement
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(164)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Zealand authorities have blocked a couple's bid to officially name their new son "4real," saying numerals are not allowed. No word on whether they get to be smacked about for being stupid
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(145)
 
(News-Press)
 
 
 
Definition of a bad day: it starts with getting robbed, then chased by a man with a sword, then getting stabbed by said sword in the buttocks, and ends with being arrested by the DEA for growing marijuana
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman who pretended to be a male prostitute charged with fraud after selling her story
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Firefighters who filled a pool using a hydrant may face theft charges. Must be special water
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(90)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police arrest naked jet-ski rider after seeing his stunt gone wrong on YouTube
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(21)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Late for probation appointment, girl runs truck into building after following her boyfriend's instructions too closely. The final paragraph is why we have a Florida tag
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I see your knighthood of Rushdie and raise you a Sword of Allah for bin Laden
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shatner turns eyes to heavens and screams after learning Nimoy gets part in new "Star Trek" film, but he doesn't
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(314)
 
(PE.com)
 
 
 
If you fail to graduate from college and you don't want your mom to find out, do you C) Attempt to blow up the school and send a letter to school administrators threatening to attack the commencement ceremony
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Gorillas 'wash their faces after a messy meal' - Which is more than most Farkers do. (+caption-friendly pic)
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA clears Atlantis' heat shield for landing in Florida....Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Malaysian nude folk healer is stroking many upright locals the wrong way
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The most dramatic five-second video involving a prairie dog (yeah, it used to say chipmunk) you'll see today
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(153)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Lesbian teens in Portland can now kiss on the bus. (with pic of girls)
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(286)
 
(Owosso Argus-Press)
 
 
 
Two things to remember when you are involved in a traffic accident: 1) Cover the smell of alcohol on your breath. 2) Hide the homemade bomb in the backseat
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man falls out of boat. Treads water for over four hours, saved by passing casino ship (with video news story)
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(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Research sought on long-term effects of tasers on mentally ill
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(39)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
UK's sexiest underwear designer turns down Royal honor because Blair is 'morally corrupt'. Blessed are the pant-makers
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(71)
 
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Dutch trucker busted in Wales for driving while eating spaghetti from saucepan. Udon say
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(23)
 
(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Today's "confrontation over stolen fishing poles leads to a man being beat to death with a pipe" story brought to you by Missour-uh
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexico City opens retirement home for elderly ex-prostitutes. I'm thinking Arby's
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman who planned to marry her brother's murderer in jail has been forced to cancel the wedding after being banned from the prison. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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(37)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Judge rules that the word "rape" cannot be said at a rape trial. You gonna get unwillingly involved in an act of a sexual nature
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"A woman had to be pulled out of a freshly-laid road after falling into an asphalt trench. 'It was like quicksand. I was angry with the workmen because they laughed at me. One even threatened to put a bucket on my head'"
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(98)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Dozens poisoned at Russian summer camp. In completely unrelated news, Putin announces brisk sales of his "Peanut Butter and Polonium Patties" and "Do-Si-Dioxin" cookies
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this badmintoner
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Think your job is tough? Say hello to Lt. Commander Abuhena Saifulislam, the only Muslim chaplain in the US Marine Corps
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(109)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You can take off your tin-foil hat: Purdue study supports WTC collapse findings
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(588)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Law enforcement busts Tiger mascot on rape charges. With WTF? pics
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(76)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Candidates for Nashville mayor spend one night on the streets to empathize with the homeless. Yea, that'll do it
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(34)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Actual News: A grizzly bear tranquilized so it could be painted with pink dots has died
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Nearly one in three Britons think that if a woman jumps up and down, washes or urinates immediately after sex, she can prevent pregnancy." If it were only that easy
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(55)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coolest. Museum. Exhibit. EVAR (pix)
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(70)
 
(Catholic World News)
 
 
 
The Holy Grail is actually under a 6th century Roman basilica, with lots of snakes and nazis guarding it
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(105)
 
(farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 111: "Apples vs. Oranges - the final showdown". Please read first post. LGT next week's theme
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(82)
 


Wed June 20, 2007
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Couple dies after falling off rooftop while doing it. Come again? Nope
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thirty high school students were told they won't be allowed to attend graduation because they took part in an outdoor water balloon fight
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(66)
 
(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Jesus spotted in a tree trunk of a Memphis church (w/ pic)
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(84)
 
(Break.com)
 
Video
 
Norwegian kids mess with high speed train. Doesn't end how you expect
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(120)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
The true origin of those damn LOLCATS
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(194)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Slow news day: more people swallowed by sand than sharks
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doctor lets teen son perform caesarean to get into Guinness Book of Records, may get into jail
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(46)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Severed goat head prompts suspicion in death of baby dolphin
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(23)
 
(nbc10)
 
 
 
Chinese man to have 33-pound tumor removed from his face. No word on how Nicole Ritchie got there. (Slideshow not safe for supper)
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(136)
 
(Metrowest Daily News)
 
 
 
College girls who stole their school's newspaper because they felt they looked "too fat" in the photo will pay for the reprinting (with pic for all to see again)
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(167)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bugs Bunny Cartoonist Roger Armstrong Dies. Daffy Duck will not attend the funeral, he's still pissed about the whole "erase my beak and replace it with an elephant's trunk" episode
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jeff Gordon's wife delivers baby girl in 16.9 seconds. Crew had some trouble with the left rear
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(66)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's the longest day of the year, so the hippies and pagans must be heading to Stonehenge for the solstice. Yup. Might want to stay upwind
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In yet another instance of life imitating Fark, hot IDF chicks used to boost pro-Israel sentiment
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(251)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do your community service by photoshopping this young lady on the side of the road
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(103)
 
(Some Dubai Guys)
 
 
 
Hooters to open in Dubai, expect jihad against legs, thighs & breasts. Oh, they also plan to sell chicken
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(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You may be pissed off because you lost your car keys, but Chile just lost a whole damn lake
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(83)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Did you bury a body in your backyard? If so, renting the house to gardeners is probably a bad idea
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man douses self with gasoline, gets tasered by police, bursts into flame. Actual police quote: "We don't know what ignited the fire"
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(93)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
If you ever dreamed of running naked in Latvia, well, here's your chance
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hagfish is seen as aphrodisiac in some cultures, but you really don't want the kind of women it attracts
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(93)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
ConEd confident electrical wires can handle squirrel traffic. Homeowner whose house burned down twice not so sure
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sex, drinking, drug use make teens feel older, according to a new study from the Romero Institute for Sideways Research
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four fool-proof ways to fall asleep and stay asleep at work, and look like you're doing a good job (96)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you're trying to sell stolen data on someone, you might want to make sure it's not from fictional character from 1960's TV show who's been dead since 1993
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush vetoes embryonic stem cell research bill; calling the use of otherwise destroyed precursors to human life immoral
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(676)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Toyota's plants in the US are more for political and PR reasons than for operational efficiency
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(91)
 
(SeacoastOnline)
 
 
 
"An aspiring model who rang in the new year by driving drunk will serve three days in jail for grabbing her arresting trooper's genitals"
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(117)
 
(KSL)
 
 
 
Tip: when robbing a jeweler, make sure you check your bag before you leave the store
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(15)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
22-year old Board of Education president charged with assault on board member Friday, totaled his car while DWI Saturday, and was then arrested Tuesday for flashing a gun to another man in a possible "domestic dispute." Welcome to Pleasantville
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German police arbitrate a brothel dispute following burst contraceptive
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(44)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Dubai wants to become the Orlando of the Persian Gulf. Minnie to be flogged for not wearing burka
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(133)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Nicorette says it's okay to smoke and chew nicotine gum at the same time. It's almost as if their financial well being depends on you having a hard time quitting
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(128)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If you're going to smuggle cocaine in a container labeled "Frozen mango puree," at least have the common sense to ship it in a refrigerated container
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(39)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In a tribute to their rich cultural heritage, Texans form a lynch mob to kill the passenger of a vehicle that hit a child
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(595)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The ultimate in gated communities: Owners pledge organ donation-but only to other members
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(82)
 
(Mytzlplk Filipczak)
 
 
 
"Collector Of Injustice" just prints better than "Batshiat crazy"
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
France bans Blackberries, cites fear of RIM job from NSA, CIA, FBI, ETC
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(90)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman loses lawsuit claiming emotional damages after not winning the lottery. Oh, and she didn't enter
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(84)
 
(Some Two-Step)
 
 
 
Texas Lotto game is having trouble covering promised payouts, may have to dip into school fund
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(94)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Hard to say which is worse: that raw sewage flowed down aisle of trans-Atlantic flight, or that it didn't stop the flight attendants from delivering meals to everybody anyway
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(108)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Dumb: Running away from a security. Stupid: Climbing a fence to get away. Fark: The fence was around a FBI building
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(33)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Two hospital security guards involved in shootout....with each other
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(50)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Your power goes out. Was it a) lightning, b) an overloaded circuit, or c) an iguana? Hint: You're in the Florida Keys
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil falls $2 a barrel on news that ________________________________ (voting enabled)
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(269)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do your children spend excessive time on video games? Do they whine about taking a walk? Clearly they're suffering from "Nature Deficit Disorder"
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio waitress beats thousands of financial analysts in CNBC stock-picking contest, could win $1 million
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mr. Wen, tear down this firewall
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(49)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Who wants a tasty shrimp plucked straight from the Arizona desert?
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(83)
 
(Post Star)
 
 
 
Robbery suspect subdued with hot sauce. "It smelled like chicken wings when I walked in the station"
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(33)
 
(Some Storm Guy)
 
 
 
Farker catches lightning hitting that mashed-potato mountain from "Close Encounters". With wallpaper-sized image at bottom
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(90)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Children screaming, shouting and having a good time in your own backyard? That will be $250 and 15 days in jail
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(442)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Silly British tourist passport refusal reasons: "you plan a holiday for no particular purpose other than sightseeing"
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(58)
 
(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
School nurse struck off for running sex website. Which sounds awesome until you see her picture
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(84)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
If you're planning on attaching a padlock to your penis, please be aware that sealing the keyhole with superglue may result in you needing professional help to remove it
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(64)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"She then sat the baby on her lap and allowed her to steer while the mother worked the gas and brakes. That's not going to work when the baby's 20 months old"
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The case of a missing body at the Cook County morgue in Chicago was solved Tuesday when the woman's body was found behind another larger woman's body
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(38)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Intoducing the beer-sicle
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"You see, United went bankrupt a few years ago and a computer glitch allowed them to keep flying. So we fixed the glitch"
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(123)
 
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Air Force awards top-secret contract to build stealthy 4,000-mph plane to replace SR-71. Shhhh, it's top-secret
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(148)
 
(The Express Times)
 
 
 
Prominent New Jersey lawyer performs lewd acts in front of a van of women. Authorities admit it's a sticky situation that might yield stiff penalties
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Chinese company that once tried to sell land on the Moon has lost an appeal against a court ruling that stopped it from selling bags of "World Cup air"
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(44)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Nissan designing a $3,000 car. $100 laptop guy unavailable for comment
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(127)
 
(MaineToday)
 
 
 
Blind man reunited with missing seeing eye dog (as far as he knows)
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that women want sex just as much as men. They even managed to say it with a straight face
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(627)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two firetrucks, five firefighters, several animal rescuers, and 250 gallons of water needed to flush kitten from pipes
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(66)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man refuses to take down ladder that burglars use to break into nearby homes. Bonus: When cops investigated they found a roof garden of marijuana plants
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(50)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
After years of painstaking research, owner of Sam Adams brewery develops new pint glass
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(113)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Cop charged with having sex with 14-year-old prostitute; reportedly scheduled to be shot soon by Robert DeNiro
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(76)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Striking fear in outlaw Segway-riding gang members, police unveil their new three-wheeled patrol scooters
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(51)
 
(Our Valley)
 
 
 
Virginia adds $1,000 surcharge to speeding tickets, but don't worry, you can pay in installments
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(266)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Bear attack victim had 'tender heart,' according to friends, family, bear
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(125)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Just when you thought there was nothing new to argue about: The Garlic Wars
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 Baltimore MD at 11am
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neighbors unhappy after man who purchased building for "office space" ends up using it for "gay sex club". God only knows what they're doing with those red staplers
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's "Sir Osama bin Laden" to you, infidel scum
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(178)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Obituary of the year: "Immendorff was discovered naked having his nipples licked by a retinue of seven young filles de joie, while 11 grams of cocaine lay ready for consumption on a Versace ashtray"
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(145)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Rats are gnawing at beer cans and making holes in caps of whisky bottles stored in police storehouses in eastern India and getting drunk
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old man and owl are bitter enemies. The owl attacks him everyday, in what the man says is revenge for him removing a nest from his roof
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady in her stylish anorak
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this helicopter pilot
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(137)
 
(The Oshkosh Northwestern)
 
 
 
The first step is admitting you have a problem
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(41)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota court says you can tell the boss to go fark himself
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(56)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Two hot Swedish teenage girls try to set fire to a porn shop. Then the police and fireman show up. Then the mailman and the MILF living upstairs. Yeah, right, she just HAPPENS to be a midget. This plot makes NO sense
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
License plates in China can cost more than your car. One man paid $55,132.56 for "A000A1", which translates to "I am dumb and spent all of my money on my licence plate"
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
European grape vines under threat from U.S. varieties. At least, that's what I've heard
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(23)
 
(Canada East)
 
 
 
Going to the prom in a front-end loader is all the rage in New Brunswick
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(36)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
You know how you show your support for the wife of a U.S. Army Spc. who is MIA in Iraq? You try to deport his wife. USA USA USA
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(193)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Homeowner finds half-naked man in his garage, gets wood
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(22)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
New medical research: 'Fat people live longer after heart attacks'. Still no cure for Chimichangas
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(39)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
In response to Homeland Security's border fence plan, Texas town starts campaign to build wall around Washington, D.C
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(123)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Put that cigarette out, fatty, and you can jump the queue
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(37)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prisoner caught smuggling a cellphone charger. BUTT there's more to the story
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing you didn't already suspect, but banks are more ruthless than your local neighborhood loan shark
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(39)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Chronic fapper caught fapping, gets stabbed, continues fapping
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(79)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
When applying for work at a daycare center, leaving "convicted pedophile" off your resume is just a gimme
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Because of declining sales, Nissan executives choose not to get bonuses. GM executives look puzzled as they count their bonuses
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(72)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Man falls seriously ill every time he watches his beloved sports team play. Know how he feels
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Researchers identify first gunshot victim in the Western Hemisphere. Surprisingly, skeleton not found in Detroit
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Good Morning Iraq presenters chatted amiably in front of a scenic backdrop of Baghdad's Tigris River, then a body floated into view. Welcome to morning television, Iraq-style
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(58)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Against all odds, tiny mites re-evolve sexuality after hundreds of millions of years of asexual reproduction. Complain there was nothing good on TV
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank robber hoping to steal millions foiled by their getaway vehicles - scooters. "They weren't the most professional bank robbers we've ever been up against," police say with a snicker
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"A flushed bra and a pair of knickers have been blamed for a flood and road collapse in County Durham"
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(31)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
England bans ads urging people to eat eggs, comparing it to commercials trying to persuade people to do other unhealthy things, like smoke crystal meth or dine at Arbys
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(77)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When pulled over for drunk driving, the "I have cancer so it doesn't matter" defense is not going to work
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(36)
 
(Morning Call)
 
 
 
Two women dressed as nurses enter an 82-year-old man's home and hold up a bed sheet. Then things get weird
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why Flickr loves you: Couple married after meeting through site
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(49)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this green-eyed beauty
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(92)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
So you've just killed a cop, wounded another, and are about to kill yourself. Do you A) Leave a note for family B) Pray for forgiveness or C) update your Myspace 'activities'?
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(249)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Expect $4 per gallon of milk. You can thank corn based ethanol for that
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(184)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. He saved hundreds of thousands of lives. Are you going to convict Jack Bauer? Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don't think so" -Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia
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(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man's salad stolen. He panics and calls police
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(36)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swede gets sickness benefit for heavy metal addiction. "I have been trying for ten years to get this classified as a handicap."
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man survives bobcat attack by choking the life out of it, credits Foobies.com for his technique and hand strength
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate approves new taxes for big oil. "We have entered a new era in energy markets ...(that) requires a dramatic shift away from tax incentives for oil and gas production"
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Tue June 19, 2007
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Today's "Carjackers can't drive a stick shift" story brought to us by Georgia
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(122)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
This week in overindulgence: School board to vote on proposal for no tests on Mondays, no homework on weekends, holidays, and breaks
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father of the Century walked out on family in 1972, then applied for victim benefits when his son died on 9/11, then had to give most of it to his ex for unpaid alimony. So he's suing to get the full $1.45 mil everyone else got
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(123)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
It may have taken 62 years but Iwo Jima has finally been wiped off the map
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(98)
 
(Redding.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of shooting his wife after she failed to renew his truck driver's license
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(33)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
He never thought he would see his one eyed snake again
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(25)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Study finds men are more likely to look at a female's face before gazing at other body parts, when looking a nude pictures
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(185)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Police detain horse over stolen car
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(37)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Not News: Guy arrested for DWI. News: Guy slams into a restaurant. Fark News: Guy is a priest just out of rehab
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