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Sun June 17, 2007
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
God tries to steal slippers from Payless. Your god wants to go to PMITA prison
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amazing new study shows sitcom dads are more supportive and accepting than real life dads. In other news, they cured cancer
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Women in Scotland prefer jail to life with Scottish men, according to new report. Begbie unavailable for comment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In hindsight, maybe an urban activity, like jogging, isn't the best thing to do in an African wildlife preserve
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Oil: "You want ethanol and biodiesel? Fine, we're not going expand our gasoline refineries. Enjoy paying over $3 a gallon, suckers."
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman sues funeral home for wrongfully cremating her husband. Then it gets weird
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kansas City mayor defends the acceptance of a new Honda Civic, saying that "The new mayor is not mentally challenged. Somebody offers you a brand new car you take it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Heineken Experience: for only 10 euros, have a sip of the original Heineken recipe and tour the place where wings take dream
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Newton's fourth law - We'll die in 2060 - Everyone panic
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Don't mess with French winemakers
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(AP)
 
 
 
It's 4am and you find your liquor store is closed. Do you: A) Go home and wait till tomorrow B) Go find another liquor store or C) Go rob a backhoe and use it to tear off the front of the store so you can help yourself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these deflated party balloons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In hindsight, putting a 22-year-old in charge of your state's 64,000 employees' Social Security numbers may not be a good idea
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(Some God Photographer)
 
 
 
Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling. Bonus: Photos of God included
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Professional jump roping? Who woulda thunk
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(Naples News)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when summer fun begins and newspapers feel the need to remind us that fun will kill us
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(Newsbusters)
 
 
 
Hamas looters steal Arafat's Nobel Peace Prize
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wonder why there's so many people at Sunday services at that church? Maybe the pastor is selling drugs out of it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Consider Dallas Byrnes, a Rutgers sociology major. "I just picked sociology because in those classes, I got A's," she said. "But it's finally hitting me that I have no clue what I am going to do now."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A sticky traffic situation is topping the news in Colorado, where icing has closed the interstate in June
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
What to do when it's 100 degrees and bone-dry? Launch model rockets. What could possibly go up in flames?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Car stolen. News: Car actually recovered. Fark: Car stolen again the same day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's weather forecast for northern Israel: Hot, dry, and a 70% chance of falling rockets
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(Some Waco Wacko)
 
 
 
Fired for eating a hamburger? Ted Nugent takes Paul McCartney to task. Your dog DOES NOT want veggies
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Tombstoning" - it's not just a clever name
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Petting zoo guidelines often not followed, sheep run scared
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Starting today, employers and landlords in NJ can no longer discriminate against transgendered people. That's a better Father's Day gift than another set of lingerie
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Hey, um, can you come over and deflate this sea bass for me? Thanks."
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston police have issued 2,200 tickets since May 4th .... for having a license plate bracket. "It gives the impression that they're just trying to collect revenue."
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Drunken, texting driver plows into crowd
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Excessive mating shuts down Italian airport
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walk along the industrial shore
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to the rise of the noveau-skanque, boxed wine is making a comeback
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(AP)
 
 
 
The absolute cutest, cuddliest baby giant manta ray ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spider-man, Spider-man, if anyone can catch him the Mounties can
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember all those cool enlightened people who made predictions about the future? Turns out the only one they got right was that Duke would suck
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(Gwinett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Man wins 2007 Father of the Year award for putting up with seven daughters and wife. "I basically just give in pretty quickly because you don't win when you're up against six or eight women"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Topless woman awarded $29,000 after arrest, assault and commitment to mental hospital by NYC police officer who didn't know it's been legal for women to shed their shirts in the city since 1992 (SFW pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"I love my new C cup breasts"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iran angry about Sir Salman Rushdie's knighthood. What a surprise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Father's Day card
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(London Times)
 
 
 
One fish, two fish, red fish... live fish on my plate?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glass of wheat beer
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(London Times)
 
 
 
You shouldn't eat foie gras because...uhmm...what was I saying?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the most important thing your dad taught you?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
United Nations warns of fighting in East Timor by text message. OMG WTF EVRBDY PNC
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A drag racing vehicle in a parade lost control and veered off into crowd killing 4. Hey Vern, hold my beer and watch this
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Wine Cellar. New Hotness: Davy Jones' Locker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US astronaut sets spaceflight record: longest spaceflight by a woman not wearing Depends
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Adorable ass baby hippo makes its public display
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officials study orange streak on freeway just outside of St. Louis. The streak is of unknown origin but a coyote with rocket shoes on was seen soon after it appeared
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
According to the UN Secretary-General what is the underlying cause of the Darfur genocide: (a) ancient ethnic tensions, (b) ancient religious tensions, or (c) global warming?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia announces 80,000 unemployed people to be forced to work for their welfare checks
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought St. Bernards could fly
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(Green Options)
 
 
 
Drink locally, think globally: Beer ecology
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Paying taxes makes you happy and gives you satisfaction
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(Tech.co.uk)
 
 
 
84% of Brits get lost on the average road trip, prefer to get directions from Homer Simpson
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Sat June 16, 2007
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Oh, no, there goes Pompano, Go go iguanas
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Elvis rock trumps Jesus toast any day of the week
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop Space Shuttle Program Manager Wayne Hale and his main engine low pressure oxidizer turbopump housing bolt insert whatchamacallit thingamajig
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rottweiler plus dachsund equals... weener-rot? Cute puppies nonetheless
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(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ronco unveils broke-o-matic
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(asiaone)
 
 
 
Angry Malaysian moviegoers go on rampage, wrecking cinemas, setting fires, and beating up managers. In a world of screening delays ... one crowd ... was pushed ... just ... too ... far
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(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Not planning on getting your mojo working tonight? Consider a donation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Near the Superdome, in an unmarked warehouse, lie 100 plastic-wrapped coffins filled with Katrina victims awaiting burial. How 'bout dem Saints?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Having a drink in a New York nightclub now averages more than $10
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dracula's castle given back to his family. Blah
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Almost everything we think we know about the Bible and sex is wrong
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The model for the Cream of Wheat box finally gets his grave marked--69 years later
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Some parents would rather have their kids drink at home rather than out at a party. With pic of sexy teen party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans less happy today than 30 years ago
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge says $100 million 'typo' can't be fixed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nifong gets raped by the NC State Bar, loses his law license. Duke sucks
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Happy 50th birthday Frisbee. Sincerely, 50,000 slobbery dog mouths
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here comes the science: people who play video games are better at driving, surgery, killing hordes of lurching demons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Multi-penised, six-legged, two-anused piglet given silly name"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tijuana aims to be the salad-tossing capital of the world
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop a busy bee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man puts on fake crocodile head and smears himself with hippo dung so he can observe Nile crocs closely. Darwin watches gleefully
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The worst jobs in science. Number 3: What's grey and comes in quarts?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you want to see the Jefferson Memorial, you'd better hurry up before it sinks
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(London Times)
 
 
 
"Arise Sir Salman Rushdie"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Family loses $1.5 million in the most astonishing and complex variation of the Nigerian 419 scam ever
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Stratocaster. New Hotness: Ukelele?
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(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Restaurants sue NYC over law mandating that calories be listed on menus
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Gimme head with hair/ Long beautiful hair/ Shining, gleaming/ Streaming/ The Smoking Gun is there
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The best and worst candies rated. The best: Skittles. The worst: coffee-flavored candy. Get your sweet tooth on and argue about it to the right
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(Whig)
 
 
 
Increased use of texting and email means younger generation lacks the literacy skills to make it through a standard sentence. Go ahead and make fun of the pretards here - it's not like they can read it
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(Some fed-up TSO)
 
 
 
Remember that incident at Washington National with the lady and the sippy cup? Things didn't exactly happen like she said (with video proof goodness)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest female teacher sentenced for having sex with an underage student, obviously hired the wrong lawyer
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Newspaper reporter rejected twice from eHarmony.com, apparently because he's not much of a churchgoer
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(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Prisoners upset that their Cajun Shrimp Ramen Noodle soup now cost 90 cents. But hey, the sex is still free
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Yeah, everybody made fun of him, but that guy selling moon land for $19.99 an acre has made $9 million so far. That's one giant leap for a man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"In recent weeks, lolcats have started popping up on more and more mainstream blogs and Web sites like Slate, Fark, Wonkette and BoingBoing"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese "Internet addict" loses CTRL because his parents wouldn't give him money for an internet cafe, figures his only ALT is to DEL his parents with a kitchen knife
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(Some Leper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this monkey mascot
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Two North Dakota farmers sue FDA for right to grow industrial hemp
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Step 1: Goldman family gets upset over O.J. Simpson's "If I Did It", Step 2: Sue him to get the rights to the book. Step 3: Publish the book under a different title. Step 4: Profit
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Charles' salary hits £15 million per year, but when you look at what it costs to feed and stable a horse, he's buying store-brand sodas and eating at Golden Corral
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Three barred from trailer homes. How bad do you have to be to be barred from a trailer??
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Smokers are more likely to get dementia. Which begs the quesion, aren't you already pretty demented to take up smoking in the first place?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Dolphins found shot, washed ashore in California. Police say it was done on porpoise
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Possesed with evil demons? That's a stabbing
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(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton has been named an honorary Girl Scout. In a related story, the Girl Scouts of America announce plans to include a free gallon of milk with each purchase of a box of cookies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Schools begin to recover from the dark ages of zero tolerance, struggle to accept that "a machete is not the same as a butter knife." Sir Bedevere unavailable for comment
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Fri June 15, 2007
(Newseum Trivia Game)
 
 
 
You're a Farker. You're up on the news. Prove it by playing the news trivia game as fresh as today's headlines
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That 13 year old hero? Not so much. 13 year old attention whore more like it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hallway in an underground hospital
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Guy busted for embezzling money from a paraplegic boy whose parents were killed in a car accident right after he tied a woman to the train tracks and kicked a dog
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Serial killer, who confessed to killing 23 men over nine years, listed among potential members of a Louisiana state grand jury. Hey, it's cool; he can spot a victim like THAT
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Pentagon proposal would no longer require troops to list previous mental health treatment when applying for security clearance
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Help choose The Seven Wonders of Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Applebee's accidentally serves toddler a margarita. "I wasn't going to make a big deal about it," the mother said, "but then he got sick." Cue lawsuit in 3, 2, 1
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(Some Beer Snob)
 
 
 
"I'm on a mission. I'm convincing people that beer can be just as contemplative and fascinating as wine, and just as perfectly meshed with food"
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(AP)
 
 
 
That drop in gasoline prices you were expecting? Yeah... not so much
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(Pat Cashin's Clownalley)
 
 
 
Professional clown makeup kit cannot fly as carry-on luggage. No, you cannot put it in your pants
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Solstice is Coming! The Solstice is coming! Quick, everyone raid the Cirque d' Soleil wardrobe and parade around in your Birkenstocks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Private equity firm buys Maxim magazine for $250,000,000, which makes Fark.com worth, what, a gazillion trillion bazillion dollars?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DA Mike Nifong will resign. Duke sucks
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(KTVB)
 
 
 
Man says coffee shop owes him $2,000 for tear in pants. Asshat pants trifecta now in play
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a hospital near you: Terry Schiavo part II
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Study finds 8% of dreams involve sexual situations. Subby smiles as he realises he is well above average
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(SSA.gov)
 
 
 
Baby names between 2000 and 2006. 1026 parents named their daughters "Unique." FAIL
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(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this American Psycho
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh crap, why did I think I could submit this headline? I'm in way over my head; I should have planned this ahead of
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Drunk escapes handcuffs, pepper spray, electronic shock baton and flees naked leading 20 cops on a countryside chase. Or as we like to call it in Lancashire, Thursday night
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(Some Disney Guy)
 
 
 
Contest "winners" get chance to perform minimum wage jobs at Disneyland
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quick tip: If you are going to steal a hot tub, remember to attach it to the car when you make your escape down the motorway
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Northern Mariana Islands: California-based activists advocating that marijuana should be legalised have suggested the territory should be renamed the Northern Marijuana Islands
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TB dickwad: "Surgery is the best chance to save my life." If he means plastic surgery so nobody will recognize him and pound the snot out of him, then yes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Federal Emergency Management Agency overpaid victims of the Gulf Coast hurricanes by at least $485 million and is struggling to reclaim the money from tens of thousands of people it says shouldn't have been given aid. Good luck with that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nintendo next DS game... first-person shooter bloodbath? No. Awesome NFL football game? No. Game that gives women beauty advice? Yup
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman chases down thief who stole her identity. "She had bad teeth and looked like she hadn't bathed," she explains later. "I thought, 'You're buying Prada on my dime. Go get your teeth fixed'"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Teen finishes college in 18 months. His fraternity would like to thank him for his aerodynamics work in the javelin throw competition
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(WFAA.com)
 
 
 
"Resume padding" pervades all job classes, from CEOs to rappers. In related news, you need a resume to be a rapper
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think the other airplane engine was bad? This is definitely not going to end well
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
United Kingdom takes the number one spot in speed camera revenue, loses the number one spot in road safety
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Absinthe: Legal again in the United States?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To reign Miss Spain falls mainly on the vain, but birthing pain would drain your chance at fame
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"When did getting married become an exercise in acquired situational narcissism?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No fix yet for space station computers. Astronauts starting to regret downloading that BRITNYSPRSNAKED.jpg
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(Courant.com)
 
 
 
When giving the cops a fake name, you might want to cover up the tattoo which tells them exactly where you live
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
If you are the man who ran naked through the halls of a school yesterday and set off the fire extinguisher, Erie police would like to talk to you. Police say they cannot express the seriousness of this enough: there is No Running in the Halls
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Canadian senator gets in trouble for misusing funds. When questioned, takes medical leave to have "hemorrhoid surgery". Fark: opponents demand to see proof
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sony talks about a PS3 price cut... again. At what point will they just give them away out of the back of a truck with a free mini-disc player?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prison escapee found sleeping on roof of jail. Dude, you're doing it wrong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two teenage gangs of gays and lesbians get into fight. One gang member beaten with a stiletto... which belonged to a dude
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenager charged with sexually assaulting a horse. Dude, neigh means neigh
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When engaged in a tense stand-off with the police, choose your location wisely. Next to a hostage: Good. In the sea: Not so much
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(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Lawyer spends $10,000 to fight $65 parking ticket, which goes to show why he didn't go into accounting
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Every single restaurant in Australia serves fabulous food at perfect prices with superb service. That's right, every single one of them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Caption the most laid back member of Hamas
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Hero To Zero: Overzealous MADD honoree deputy fired, wrongly jailed 58+ non-drunk drivers
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(Time)
 
 
 
According to TIME, fathers don't do a good enough job to deserve a holiday
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(WCAX Burlington)
 
 
 
After search for assailant grows to include state police, game wardens, sheriffs deputies and Border Patrol agents, man finally admits he accidentally shot himself while having target practice
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Blue-skinned people inhabited Kentucky in 1950s
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(Indiana Gazette)
 
 
 
Passer-by pries open door, cuts harness to save 2-month-old from mangled, burning car. With incredible pic
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(PR-GB)
 
 
 
UFO researchers dismayed that Paris Hilton coverage overshadowed Buzz Aldrin admitting the existence of UFOs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q: Bark bark bark bark ruff ruff A: Arf arf arf arf arf bark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in time for Father's Day comes a poll that says one-in-five Americans think their Dad is doing a better job compared with fathers a generation ago. Thanks for the car keys, Dad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Common backyard birds becoming less common. Now get off my lawn. Oh, right
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's not every day a 13-year old gets to chase a burglar with a Katana
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(London Times)
 
 
 
I'll take the f_____ porcini mushrooms with parmesan shavings and drizzled with while f_____ truffle oil. My brother will have the smack
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(Some Sci-Fi Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1957 WorldCon attendee
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bad: Get pulled over by the fuzz. Worse: get caught trying to eat your weed so the cop doesn't see it. Fark: nearly choke to death trying to swallow your stash
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
21 Michigan police agencies make 67 arrests in the first eight hours of "Operation 8 Mile". Sheriff spokesman; "This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Ignored woman dies on floor of ER. "The janitors came over to help clean the vomit of the victim. They did a diligent job cleaning up the vomit, but they didn't take one look at her"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to X-ray an elephant
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
From the same people who gave us Intelligent Design: Global warming is all part of God's plan
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, we'll shortly be touching down at Gatwick Airport, London. If you look to your left you'll spot a naked woman advertising a strip joint(w/pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News anchor fired for laughing about assassination of member of Lebanese parliament, and urging the killing of another when she thought her microphone was off. I for one welcome our new dumbass overlords
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Healthy' meals sold in supermarkets have five times more salt and fat than the unhealthy meals your coworkers eat while you sneer at their poor dietary choices
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police are looking for the first bank robber named for his smell, the "Landscape bandit"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who had not cut her hair in 43 years had it destroyed in "a freak gardening accident." David St. Hubbins unavailable for comment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Parasitic worm holds its 27th birthday in woman's colon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman gets revenge on her partner after she finds him having sex with another woman by putting itching powder in his underwear. Who knew it was a crime?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The only surviving pair of endangered pygmy rabbits released as part of a program to increase their numbers in the wild have dodged coyotes, badgers, hawks and owls and found time for love"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Scots get drug that could save sight, but Brits don't. You kin take ma freedom, but you kin'tt take MAH SIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHT
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ceiling Crook won't be watching you lock up the store for five years (pic)
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Cops who think pulling over speeding motorists is too dangerous find solution: have sixth graders do it for them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eighth grader takes microphone at school concert attended by 700 people, thanks choir teacher for teaching class "what to say in any situation," and unleashes a slew of profanity. Hilarity ensues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian men "risking death" and going blind by drinking aftershave and household cleaners and when that isn't available, even Yankee Jim
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Police on high alert for extremist activity on the rise in Montreal. The extremists' weapon of choice? Ham sandwiches
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(KGO-TV)
 
 
 
Drew interviewed on local news in San Francisco (video in link). Bonus: anchorwoman trying to pronounce "fark.com" without getting fined
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
70 percent of teens admit to "accidentally" stumbling across pornography while surfing the internet. Submitter can't begin to count number of times he's accidentally typed "asian tranny goat panties" into GIS
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Thu June 14, 2007
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australians stranded by floods are 'rescued' when volunteers deliver an emergency shipment of beer. "There's nothing so lonesome, so morbid or drear, than to stand in a bar of a pub with no beer"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you look out the window of the plane you're on and see an engine that looks like this, you know it's gonna be a bad day (with pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe could collapse within 6 months, adding one more log to the pyre of happy happy news that has been the 21st century
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"You know there's a bubble when an overgrown U.S. chain store can sell antique vinegar to Britons at 32 times the price of Nicolas Feuillatte champagne."
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Drought conditions + city's plea to restrain water use = record water consumption
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart's son arrested for beating a couple with a brick. After seeing his pic, you'll all want to line up to return the favor
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(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking writes children's novel, publicist says it has legs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album. But we can help, too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to the "Allstate America's Best Drivers Report," motorists in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are the best drivers in the United States. All 17 of them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Cavity Creeps have stepped up their evil plans for the US
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
She pulls a hammer, you pull a screwdriver. That's how you get your cousin. That's the San Antonio way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Mr. Jelly Belly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing 1,500 pairs of girls' shoes from high school lockers. Al Bundy unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billy Graham's wife Ruth has left him to be with Jesus. Evangelist always suspected their gardener was up to no good
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(AP)
 
 
 
Judge orders man to have no girlfriend for next three years. In other news, let's all welcome the newest Farker, Steven Cranley
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teenage Farkers: Whatever you do, don't let your parents read this article
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(Some Teacher)
 
 
 
Male teacher + 17 year old female student = 6 months & probation? That can't be right... shouldn't this predator be UNDER the jail?
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(National Geographic.com)
 
 
 
Pluto downgraded to "rock"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Children's books are reflecting a more conservative viewpoint. Photoshop some possible covers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The first refinery since 1976 is being planned for the midwest. Expected cost to be around $8 billion, or approximately one week of profit for Exxon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try (for try = 1; try < 38; try++) again
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(AP)
 
 
 
Girl's mom in teen sex case defends the boy, until the prosecutor comes to her house and threatens her, that is
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(Some banned guy)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling to go on U.S. book tour for final Harry Potter release. What an attention whore, next she'll be appearing on morning drive radio shows across the country ... oh, wait
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Taxing illegal drugs: Check. Taxing cars entering Chicago: Check. Wait, what?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Music fans to compete in the World Air Guitar Championships, after which entrants will snort baking soda and make out with pretend groupies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be signing books at Books Inc in Mountain View, CA at 7:30 p.m. tonight; beer afterwards at St Stephen's Green. Austin, TX is on for Saturday, see (now fixed) link for details
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this loop
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Gays get green light for Jerusalem rally. Wait, Drew is in charge of deciding who gets to rally in Jerusalem?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Annual Edinburgh festival hopes to entice visitors with a giant mountain made entirely out of potatoes. Roy Neary nods approvingly
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Danish movement forms against "tyranny of early rising", already has thousands of members who want to sleep late. "I'm useless early in the morning," says one. "All I can do is drink coffee and stare into space"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The circle of paranoia is now complete: UFO groups suspect U.S. intelligence of covering up alien contacts; intelligence officials suspect UFO groups a cover for foreign spies
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(Local6)
 
 
 
In a tribute to Macgyver, NASA repairs the shuttle using staples found in the shuttle's medical kit and pins that come from the shuttle's tile repair kit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight; shunting trucks and hauling freight; green and brown and blue and red; with the paint that's full of lead. Thoooomas and his friends
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only 18 percent of Americans say they talk to their dads more than their moms. "What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys. See you later, can I have them please?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey kids -- go cuckoo for tofu puffs
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(WFSB)
 
 
 
Over 2000 students may have to repeat current grade because they have 19 or more unexcused absences. Board of Education president: "These kids shouldn't be advancing -- end of discussion"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
India's cheapest car soon to be unveiled by Tata Motors at roughly $2500. In other news, India has a car company named Tata Motors. Giggity
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee sends tax agents to Bonnaroo to collect taxes on illegal drugs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cute little kitty
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former UN Secretary-General and Austrian president Kurt Waldheim is NOT SEEing this article, because he's dead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Army spends more money feeding its dogs than its soldiers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lamb roams New York, lies down on Broadway
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"All it takes is one geek to try something stupid..."
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(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Someone has stolen this man's Jolly Green Giant and Sprout garden mascots. Again
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(Google)
 
 
 
Name a piece of advice your parents gave you that you should've listen to, and another that they gave you that you listened to but should've ignored
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(Free-Lance Star)
 
 
 
Naked woman drives van into house. Wait, what?
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(Seattle Stranger)
 
 
 
Seattle man hires prostitute, leaves her in apartment while he goes on beer run, returns to find her dead. Then things get really weird
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(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Mom's baby monitor picks up Shuttle Atlantis video
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush's poll numbers enter the 7th Annual Limbo Competition and bests the old record set in 2006
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While shuttle crew is outside trying to tape up ship's underside, space station crew crashes critical computers and loses all propulsive capability. HAL 9000 refuses comment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I would say that in every major company there would be at least one psychopath." This is not an exit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One of the advantages of driving a Jeep Cherokee is you can get around those annoying railroad crossing gaaa --
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Police in car chase. News: On three-wheeled bike. Fark: With someone else pedalling
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mrs. Scarlett bangs student, has baby, gets big letter "A" and three days in jail. Hester Prinn and Paris Hilton not amused. With hittable photo goodness
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(Some Granite Stater)
 
 
 
Two things every mother should avoid if called in to the principal's office to pick up their child: 1) Attacking the police and 2) bringing your weed with you
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Master thief steals $1.4M painting by walking into gallery in middle of day, taking painting off wall, walking out. Genius
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fat, balding carphone salesman in a cheap suit stuns judges (including Simon Cowell) in UK competition by singing "Nessun Dorma." Perfectly. With amazing video
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tennessee drought may curtail Jack Daniels production -- or settle once and for all that God hates 80 proof
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
"City hall is closed so everybody can have the opportunity to shop," the mayor said. "I just told everybody they had to bring a paid Wal-Mart receipt back to work"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It is patently stupid to say that a college student is too young to drink a beer"
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Nursing home for pets to open in Japan. Your old dog wants previously chewed steak
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Bail denied for alleged "spam king." Will await trial in prison getting his inbox filled with offers of male enhancement
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Women more attracted to rugged, well-built tradesmen than prissy, soft-fingered office workers. The fall of the metrosexual has begun
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(Mangalorean)
 
 
 
Intoxicated Columbian motorist makes left turn at Rome's famed Trinita dei Monti church, finds himself driving down a majestic 18th-century staircase. Ryan O'Neal, Barbra Streisand not impressed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seventy-year-old vandal caught spraypainting the slang term for "whorehouse" on random houses in Germany
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McDonald's in Norway to test salmon wrap. They're gonna call it a Royale With Cheese to avoid spooking the locals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Confirming what everyone over 30 already knew: Some 24-year-olds are still "children"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 110: "Geometry." Difficulty: Must be an inanimate object. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 13, 2007
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Alaska's only elephant to retire to a warm, sunny climate, just like everyone else who lives in that frozen hellhole
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(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Couple busted for having sex on a crane. Which begs the question- just how farking big was that bird?
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Step 1. Steal reporter's underwear, Step 2. ????, Step 3. Get PWNED on TV in front of your Dad
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
The obvious response to a bank robber that wears hats is to ban all hats in banks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In addition to having no fun toys, playgrounds in Florida must also have signs saying "No Running." We now return to editorials whining that kids never play outside anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IHOP bids to buy Applebee's. EVERYBODY PANCAKE
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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Today's teenager standing at an intersection holding a "I'm stupid because I smoked marijuana" sign brought to you by, Sacramento, CA (With PIC Goodness)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Berkeley, CA council passes anti-homeless plan that bans lying on the sidewalk, drinking in public, and shopping cart posession among other things. I guess the Summer of Love really IS over
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
"The vault in which Tulsa buried a Plymouth Belvedere 50 years ago was built to withstand a nuclear attack. Water, apparently, not so much"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rural town offers $500,000 to any doctor willing to stay five years. Potential applicants must have high tolerance for quirky townsfolk, be willing to develop love/hate relationship with local beautiful bush pilot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angry squirrel with big testicles killed by a crutch
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Yet another guy who didn't think his plan through: tries to escape police by dangling outside a 23rd story window
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Anybody can leave their child in a hot car while they go off to eat, but it takes real Parents of the Year candidates to tie up their child inside a hot car
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Montana idiot cited for DUI twice on the same day by the same cop then completes his personal trifecta by showing up drunk for his arraignment
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
First a UFO is sighted above Salt Lake, now the Salt Lake Mayor gets in a hallway brawl. Is it the invasion of the body snatchers?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember that Del Monte Foods raid in Portland yesterday? Turns out the mayor is pissed off at the feds for all those arrests they made
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew is signing his book in Oakland tonight. Who's strapping on the bullet-proof vests to see him? See link for details. Thursday: Mountain View CA. Saturday: Austin TX
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass cheetah cubs born at... who am I kidding; they're beyond cute
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(King5.com)
 
 
 
Seattle may ban microwave popcorn. Beer, cheetos, still ok
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his ball
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(KING5)
 
 
 
"Embracing while driving" is illegal in the State of Washington. So is being nude while driving drunk, as 19 year old finds out
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
High school suspends student and threatens him with police action for saying that marijuana no more harmful than tobacco or alcohol. Wait, what?
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(Suicide Girls)
 
 
 
Wil tells us about all the times he played with himself . . . with classic electronic games, you sickos (some images NSFW)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart expects to lose $3 billion to theft this year. World's smallest violin playing in the distance for the company that posted $348.6 billion in sales last year
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Texas cities program cameras to ticket drivers who almost run a red light. Not clear if they will let you almost pay the fine
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Why trouble yourself with facts and evidence when you can do what this jury did and pray in hopes of getting the right verdict
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Broward County doesn't want WIOD to be the offical home for hurricane and emergency information because the station carries Rush Limbauh and Sean Hannity
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Huge UFO spotted over Salt Lake City (with pics)
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(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
Rottweilers go on rampage, stopped by trusty Mr. Smith and his buddy Mr. Wesson. Cue the "b-b-b-but mine is a big puppy" crowd
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with farking up the real world with pointless lawsuits, some asshats have decided to start filing virtual ones
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Louisiana town bans baggy pants on young men. "They're better off taking the pants off and just wearing a dress," explains mayor
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
"Green" pollution: 61 percent of ethanol refineries cited for environmental violations, the vast majority for air pollution
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
School board objects when after-school program takes middle schoolers on a field trip to Planned Parenthood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High-tech NASA looking at low-tech shuttle fix. Really, is there anything duct tape can't fix?
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(Some Romero)
 
 
 
Apparently, parents are concerned about this "game with no ending" that their precious little rays of sunshine are playing, called "World of Warcraft." Has anyone ever heard of such a thing?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old boy breaks 10-year vow of silence he made when he was three and his mother made him get his tonsils out. Quitter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man finds a quarter million dollars worth of jewelry in the middle of the road. Turns it over to authorities... man's soon to be ex-wife unavailable for comment
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
High school seniors with perfect attendance win Chevy Cobalts. Still not sure what they did wrong to deserve this
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(Local6)
 
 
 
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Editor delves into the heteroclitic and lachrymose bailiwick of the hoi polloi of public relations wordsmiths vis-à-vis, marshaling his available resources and journalistic strategies to present a verbose yet viable assay of verbiage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suicides overtake executions as leading cause of death on California's Death Row, but still trail old age
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctors urged to stop being so damned nice to fat kids
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(CTV)
 
 
 
College students' research project extends the 5-second rule by 25 more salmonella-free seconds. After that, certain death
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Baby Boomers can't afford to retire
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(Peoria Journal-Star)
 
 
 
Knife fight breaks out over purchase of Miller High Life. Good thing it wasn't Bud Lite, or things might have really gotten out of hand
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC reports on bizarre American law where parents can go to jail for serving teenagers beer. Even in their own homes
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Paranoid N.Y. takes it to next level. Bike lockers now considered Homeland Security threat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm fat, and it's OK."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this country road. Difficulty: No John Denver
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patch up your favorite tinfoil hat, grab your "Best of Coast to Coast" cassettes, and gas up your alien-proof VW Microbus - it's time for the 60th Anniversary UFO Fest in Roswell, New Mexico
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Fun Fact to remember the next time you're late for work: Lack of sleep can kill you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Drop your bombs between the minarets ♫ Down the casbah way ♫
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(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
NBA superstar Scottie Pippen got $289,000 in farming subsidies while Leo Tammi, a farmer, gets $500 a year
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Greyhound bus driver accused of deploying exit strategy on Iraqi passenger
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on WVSR Charleston WV, WNOR Norfolk, KNDE College Station, WPUP Atlanta, WOAI San Antonio, WOOD Grand Rapids, KBZI Pittsburgh KS, KKOB Albequerque, KWHL Anchorage, KXDD Yakima, WNCI Columbus-Dayton etc, and KLAC Los Angeles this morning
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Darwin takes a Mulligan
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police call for six-year-old to confess to crimes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Victims of Communism" memorial opens in DC. "Victims of Capitalism" memorial project scrapped due to cost and size constraints
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Bones and other tissues were stolen from funeral home corpses, including that of 'Masterpiece Theatre' host Alistair Cooke"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
That was the smooth sound of Frank Sinatra. You're tuned to Cosa Nostra FM. Next up, the smooth sound of Frank Sinatra
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(Frankfort State-Journal)
 
 
 
91-year old man has personally rolled out distillery's every millionth barrel since Prohibition; ""Any job I tell other men to do, I'll do myself."
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nothing you hadn't already suspected, but women tend to fall in love with men who remind them of their dads. And their is no way in hell you are leaving this house dressed like a whore, missy
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Wild turkey to blame for crazy upstate N.Y. crash. Grey Goose, Bud frogs and Hamm's Beer bear seen fleeing scene
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(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Correctional officers get bored and steal a cow; Correctional Institute gets mad and has a cow
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(Some Drinker)
 
 
 
Austin Fark Book Signing Party: Saturday, June 16th @ 8:30PM at The Ginger Man. DIT LGT Bar
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
French Canadians angry at Hollywood because movies are being dubbed in French in France - and they cannot understand it. Weird tag surrenders
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Countries ranked by booze consumption
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(myrtlebeachonline)
 
 
 
Hammer Time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress to pass bill that would keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill. In other news, gun sales plummet
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(Suomi Guy)
 
 
 
Flatulent Finns farking up the fresh air in Helsinki's dance clubs
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(News14)
 
 
 
New "GPS for prostate cancer" can detect where it is and where it taint
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Remember to help the environment by separating your recycled items into seperate bins. Newspapers, cans and bottles, people and.......wait, what?
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(PhotoSig)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magical well
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Decatur police are trying to determine how a one-ton municipal dump truck wound up at the bottom of the Point Mallard Park's wave pool"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Six garbagemen rushed to hospital and hazmat teams mobilized after workers overcome by smell of crappy baby diapers
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"Dude, I've got a great idea. I'll act like I'm falling, and you take a picture for MySpace." 75 feet later
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
D00d sum guy just got kild LOL snd a cop ;)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Sign that your relationship has lost its spark: your girlfriend hires a hitman to kill you for $50 and a used stereo
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Actual headline: China grabs U.S. nuts
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Tue June 12, 2007
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man stabbed with swordfish, taken to hospital
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Rubber bullets and water cannon. New hotness: Dung
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Judge suing dry cleaners for $54 million breaks down in court, leaves in tears after recalling the traumatic experience of losing his trousers
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Released documents show the NSA had a secret room inside AT&T offices which allowed them direct access to the email and internet usage of AT&T customers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cool: Explosive lance used by 19th century whalers found. Not cool: It was found inside a whale killed by an explosive lance used by 21st century whalers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, TB dickwad's family are dickwads
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cost of keeping an inmate locked up at L.A. County jail, per day: $99.64. Cost of keeping Paris Hilton locked up at L.A. County jail, per day: $1,109.78. Cost of Paris Hilton doing house arrest, per day: $0.00
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(AP)
 
 
 
Weather satellite crucial to hurricane forcasting is about to fail. Don't worry though, another is scheduled to go up in 2016
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(Neville Flynn)
 
 
 
Not News: Man robbed. News: With a water mocassin. Fark: Robber bit by the snake and then charged with lynching
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The problem with offering to donate a kidney to a total stranger is that then everyone wants a piece of you
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(A sad nerd)
 
 
 
Don Herbert, aka Mr. Wizard, dead at age 90. Möbius strips were never so interesting
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher suspended for removing student's clothing" story really has teeth
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little floater
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sick of living in your parent's basement? I have some good news for you. U.S. home foreclosures in May jumped 90%
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Biggest overseas Fourth of July party cancelled because of lack of interest
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you're a father... Congratulations, you're a father... Congratulations, you're a father... Congratulations, you're a father... Congratulations, you're a father... Congratulations, you're a father
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Twenty dogs and thirty-two cats seized from eldery woman's home. The Crazy Cat Lady Trifecta is now in play
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(Fark)
 
 
 
SF Bay Area farkers: Final Bay Area Blues & Billiards Fark party, June 17
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gas prices set to ri- wait, seriously? They're going to fall by half a buck? Swank
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew is doing a book signing in Durham, NC tonight, see link for details. Weds: Oakland, CA. Thurs: Mountain View, CA. Sat: Austin, TX
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Shark Attacks. New Hotness: Leaping Sturgeon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There once was a Fatah from Gaza, whose Hamas could stand them no longa. They said with a grin as they launch mortars in, "We'll destroy you like Custer did the Lakota."
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(Some Suddenly Glaucoma Stricken Guy)
 
 
 
New York expected to pass legislation that will make medical marijuana legal. Going green, indeed
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(Int'l Herald-Tribune)
 
 
 
The top priority in still-ravaged New Orleans is building a $3.5 million monument on a "Homeric" scale. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
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(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Today's "woman with 70 cats gets evicted from her house" story brought to you by East Ridge, Tennessee
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(Metro NY)
 
 
 
"He came to my bedroom window completely naked, just wearing a paper bag over his head with eyeholes poked out"
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Poachers kill one of the last two white rhinos. Oh well, so much for that species
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The first drug for canine obesity hits the market today. Your dog wants three steaks, a baked potato, and a big bowl of ice cream for dessert
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White House: The President's watch was not stolen. Why, he simply put it in his pocket for no apparent reason
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Organic food is as environmentally unfriendly as non-organic food. Suck it, hippies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FDA's consideration to approve drug that decreases people's drive to eat sure to be popular with fatties, stoners
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Students sue ITT Tech after credits rejected. Obvious tag explodes
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hungry dinosaur
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(fox 19)
 
 
 
Fifty-one-year-old to get probation for having sex with 15-year-old. Q: What clue tells you the gender of the adult?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German butchers developing sausages that taste like kiwi, cherry, lemon and aloe vera. This story sponsored by the letters "WTF"
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
No, pharmacists. You may not impose your religious beliefs on NJ residents who have the audacity to have different views. Not yours
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Artist to create live exhibit in Germany by having 1,001 Chinese walk around the city of Kassel, also setting the record for largest fire drill
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember Mike Nifong, asshat lawyer of the year contender? Looks like he's gonna get disbarred
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
UF Homeless Coalition raises $400 for the residents in Gainesville's 100-acre tent city. That's like 50 cases of Milwaukee's Best, which should keep them happy for a while
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(CNN)
 
 
 
British police want to put up "posters" of missing four-year-old in "Second Life." Because that's where she is. Wait, what?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Usually, a cash graduation present from your grandmother is a good thing. Unless it's counterfeit and you get caught spending it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yukio Tojo, grand daughter of the infamous WWII Japanese prime minister, is trying to follow in Alexandra Mussolini's footsteps by re-creating her grandfather's party. No word on Ralph Hitler's plans at this time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aged California hippies say modern hippies just don't get it, spend too much time on other people's lawns
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(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Okay men, we need to take that hill. And good God, Jenkins, your ass is fabulous
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If a Chicago paramedic offers you treatment, you'd best accept it if you know what's good for you
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(WOAI)
 
 
 
Mother wakes up, finds burglar in closet. "...the man then calmly walked out the front door, grabbed his beer and then continued on his way"
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(Huff Post)
 
 
 
From the O RLY? Department: Media starts acknowledging the Missing White Girl Syndrome
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Polygamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Mount Kilamanjaro, Al Gore's symbol of global warming, is not a victim of global warming
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