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Sun June 10, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how much money you need to buy happiness. Comes out to $5 a month
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely couple dancing
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(58)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
PA Dept. of Public Welfare houses sex offenders and mentally disabled together. What could possibly go wrong?
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(42)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
WE PEED AT A ZOO: Albuquerque Zoo Plagued With Puddles Of Urine. Made By Humans. Little Humans. (Also Known As Children)
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "your mother was right" file: Better hand washing could save lives, health-care group says
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man destroys another man's motorbike because he wouldn't hand over his pet squirrel
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Is Prince Philip of England a god?
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(66)
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Step 1: Befriend creepy guy with butt-poking fetish. Step 2: Let him do his thing. Step 3: Profit
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deadly bacteria much more likely to be found in organically-raised chickens than factory raised birds
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(82)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Demand grows for elephant meat. Hey, didn't one of Seattle's elephants just kick it?
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(39)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Not news: Italian Senator risks being late for a TV interview due to traffic jams in Rome. Fark.com: he calls an ambulance asking to be brought to his cardiologist, giving the oblivious paramedics the TV studio's address
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(30)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah man wants 'In God we Trust" posted in ALL of the state's classrooms
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(392)
 
(KABC-TV)
 
 
 
In honor of Ric Romero's birthday, I present you with this handy bit of information: "Sunscreen or sunblock can help protect your skin"
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(50)
 
(Some drunk German)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." And they can. If they're frozen. In Germany
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Travel agency in Wales under fire after ordering staff to speak English only on the job and not Welsh. You submitted this with a headline that had 150-letter words and sounded like a cat choking on a tuna can full of pebbles
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(64)
 
(Zipland Interactive)
 
 
 
Study shows that Ritalin use rises in children of divorce. Right.... because the CHILDREN are to blame
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(195)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The ITC bans any cell phone carrier using phones with Qualcomm chips. In other words, almost every cell phone in the US is now illegal
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
¡әш dlәч
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frowning clown
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(84)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A history of four letter words and how they got dirty
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(117)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Minister suggests encouraging immigrants to learn English by translating less government literature into foreign languages. In other news, government literature is written in English
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(78)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
From the Dept. of Silly Controversies: Flying flag at half-staff: showing respect for dead, or surrender?
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(90)
 
(Romerovision)
 
 
 
Not only is today Ric Romero's birthday, but it seems that he's actually had a birthday every year - on this SAME EXACT DAY
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(102)
 
(Earthtimes)
 
 
 
Apparently not satisfied with pink hearts and green clovers, police seeking leprechaun who is responsible for a series of bank robberies
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(31)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Beverly Hills boutique sues magazine for failing to cover it as a hot-spot of celebrity shopping. And wins
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(34)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Strippers charged with "excessive nudity"
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(102)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, one way to get attention for your cause IS cycling nude through Montreal. As long as your cause is naked cycling through Montreal
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(29)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Norway to exhume three Viking bodies buried years ago because they're afraid the remains may be decomposing
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(33)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Belgian employer turns down Nigerian job-applicant, saying his dog is racist and would bite non-whites. "My dog is racist. Not me"
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(296)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Ill ?
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(124)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
50,000-year-old tribe being evicted because Abu Dhabi royal finds sharing UAE private safari playground in Tanzania "inconvenient"
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(171)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only are today's kids dumb and lazy, they're also violent sex offenders
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this standpipe
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hungarians reconquer the world kissing record with more than 6400 couples snogging
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you're eating a hamburger right now, you might want to stop and read this
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(167)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pastor who worked with Martin Luther King Jr. charged with incest. Bonus: He organized the 1963 Children's Crusade. Article really needs Vic Mackey tag
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(57)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
What's more disturbing: finding a skeleton in the closet or the fact that the power was still on 7 years later?
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yoga may help treat depression, anxiety disorders, conservatism
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(101)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
School gets TP'ed and paintballed... by low flying aircraft
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fencing fanatics
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(47)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Just like your ex, NASA doesn't think four inches is that big of a deal
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(128)
 


Sat June 09, 2007
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Bakery unveils dog biscuits that idiot owners can share with their pets. They're more expensive per ounce than caviar, so the makers certainly have the moran demographic locked up
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(55)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Drunk 52-year old jumps off bridge in Maine, survives. "The guy jumped in to get cooled off ... It was just a little bit higher than what he thought it was."
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Salary has become such a minuscule component of CEO compensation that it is now largely irrelevant"
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(164)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ohio charter school defends serving gin to sixth graders at graduation ceremony. Submitter would like an admission application
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(99)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Mom threatens to blow up school unless daughter can wear jeans to graduation
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(62)
 
(KETV)
 
 
 
Woman caught stealing toilet paper from courthouse. Bonus: Her last name is Butts
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hottie who is 11th in line to British throne thrown to the ground by Camilla (w/ frame-by-frame action)
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(144)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
"There is growing interest among Japanese men and women in becoming licensed beer tasters"
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian senators want ice cream in cafeteria to "improve their quality of life"
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(36)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop the World Dog competition Best-of-Show
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(112)
 
(WWL-TV)
 
 
 
Remember those new drainage pumps the Corps Of Engineers installed to keep New Orleans from flooding? Seems they won't because they are junk. Oops
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soldier charged with desertion while fighting for custody of her 7-year-old daughter has been granted an honorable discharge
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Although he probably thought out his plan a-head of time, a man will Romaine in custody for stealing lettuce
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(47)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Undercover cop who pulls gun during a road rage incident learns about the second amendment
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(493)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher sues school after being fired for refusing to listen to Harry Potter book being read aloud because it "was against her Christian faith" and amounted to "witchcraft"
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(325)
 
(Teh Wikipedia)
 
 
 
First tragedy, then farce. June 8, 1972: Nick Ut takes one of the most famous pictures of the Vietnam War. 35 years later - to the day - he photographs a crying Paris Hilton in a police car
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists tests CT scanners on trees. Your dogwood wants a stake
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(43)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
To make sure kids succeed at everything in life, schools don't fail kids anymore
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(259)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Soldier granted leave so he can donate kidney to his mom. Excuse me for a moment, I have something in my eye
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts say many in Britain malnourished despite the great tasting food
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(63)
 
(NBC10)
 
 
 
20 Internet acronyms parents should know. NALOPKT. WTF? Did we need a slideshow for this?
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(306)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marathon runner checks his gear. Hat? Check. Sandals? Check. Sword? Check
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(43)
 
(Rochester D & C)
 
 
 
Turning the "Explorer" program into an "Explore Her" progam: 1 year in prison. Using the internets to do it: 30 years in prison
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(61)
 
(adn.com)
 
 
 
A 9 year-old girl shot in the neck by her brother. Tag, you're it
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Car-surfing stunt goes wrong. Or more likely, evolution goes right
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption this track worker at Texas Motor Speedway inspecting a jet dryer
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(111)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Woman sues over recalled contact lens solution. No, she wasn't injured, she just wants a class-action lawsuit for the cost of replacing her bottle
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slam dunkin' guy
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(61)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Your honor, in order to defend my client adequately, I have to watch all this porn. Every last filthy, degrading moment
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(51)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Deputy startled awake by noise in his home, mistakes his leg for an intruder
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK driving test could include a psychometric assessment to spot bad drivers. Submitter surprised that the question on the existing test asking 'Gender' isn't enough
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(91)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Nothing is scarier than staring into 20 pairs of beady little black eyes when there's no one around to save you"
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
....and the number one excuse for missing your job interview with the police department: "I was in jail"
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(18)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Rocky Dennis has nothing on this unfortunate soul: 17-year old who was born without lower face has hope of reconstruction (alert: includes pic and video)
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(133)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ solves murder case
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(61)
 
(WFIE-14)
 
 
 
Indiana man completes his documentary on the Bourbon Industry. Suck it, "Sicko"
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(55)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Irishman returns from the dead. For his next impossible feat he'll give up the drink
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(31)
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Dog jumps in lake. Owner jumps in to save dog. Dog swims to safety. Man drowns. Your dog wants you to learn how to swim
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(50)
 
(The Register-Herald)
 
 
 
Douchebags clean out Beaver Bath
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(22)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mall security guards gone wild. With booty pic goodness. (SFW)
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(49)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
200 places that you can find an endangered species. Remember to bring mayonnaise
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(25)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston Herald hosts a website listing the salaries of every Massachusetts public servant. Site quickly crashes as everyone logs on to find how much coworkers earn
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
California considering bill to require all pets to be fixed. Suck it, labs
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(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When your daughter doesn't make the Little League all-star team do you A) Be grateful she had a good season B) Teach her that life isn't always fair C) Attack the coach
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Canadian football fan
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(91)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In latest proof lawyers are not out of control in just America, court orders Malaysia's national airline to pay a Brahmin Hindu £2,900 for "mental anguish" suffered as a result of being served a chicken meal during a flight
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(47)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
...and the number one reason why David Letterman is packing heat: The man who plotted to kidnap his son has escaped from prison
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(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Five-inch Chihuahua may be the world's smallest , most useless dog
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(97)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
15-year-old will graduate Ohio State with a degree in molecular genetics. For his graduate work, he plans to discover something called "girls"
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(76)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Most modern mothers' advice to their daughters: "Fark babies, have a career"
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(151)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pencil sharpeners in Britain to get safety blades as the nanny state comes close to achieving self-awareness
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(78)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dogs in Missouri may be allowed to dine out with their owners. Your dog? Yeah, he wants steak
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(70)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Latest bogus scientific finding: people having sex cause the earth to move 89 million miles. "And it has given a new meaning to the term 'The Big Bang'"
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(80)
 


Fri June 08, 2007
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
New York is considering paying kids who get high scores on tests. Subby wants to go back to 4th grade now
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A naked Liberty Lake accountant plowed his Honda Odyssey minivan through lawns, into garages and into a parked car before being arrested in his neighbor's yard today, police say"
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(38)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Boy meets girl. They fall in love, marry. Girl decides that boy is wrong, all wrong, and that the forces of darkness have possibly replaced him with a copy of the original husband. THEN it gets weird
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's tourist industry is about to take a big hit
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(112)
 
(ACS)
 
 
 
Man who led crusade to limit frivilous lawsuits with large payouts sues the Yale Club for $1,000,000 plus punitive damages for forgetting to install a handrail
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(42)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Would-be thief breaks into restaurant through grill vent, gets stuck for ten hours until cops arrive (w/video with reporter asking him "How do you feel now? Stupid?")
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. arming guerillas in Iraq to fight Al Qaeda. Because that worked out so well against the Soviets in Afghanistan
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(345)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Big bottoms, big bottoms ♫ Beijing hostesses, they don't got 'em ♫
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(107)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
FAA computers melt down. Air travel in the northeast US is hosed. Submitter currently sitting in RDU watching a near riot at the ticket desk
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(163)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Hot tubs? Check. Private booths? Check. Access to Internet porn? Check. Adult business license? Whoops... and about those four guys in the corner... ewwww
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(55)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Old People Suck" sign upsets Orlando seniors (with photos)
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(136)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wall crawling statues
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China rejects US food imports for not meeting quality standards. No, you didn't misread that
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(132)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Batboy™ seen in Philadelphia. Cops want to question him on why he showed his ween to a teen. Bonus: Best police sketch ever
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(80)
 
(Some Milwaukee Guy)
 
 
 
Senator Gary George denies allegations and "has as much interest in seeing the government of Laos overthrown as he does in the Klingons taking over the Enterprise"
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(45)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover iron age Mickey Mouse Pez dispenser
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(41)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
It's official. EVERY teacher is having sex with their students. (Bonus: Read the article summary)
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(146)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cable companies try to shed bad-service reputation, will be cutting subscription fees in half. Just kidding
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(84)
 
(Flame Trench)
 
 
 
Shuttle Atlantis launch tonight at 7:38pm - follow the countdown here
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(295)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Male alligators respond to B flat played on a tuba. Researchers C natural responses at work, but caution avoiding D sharp teeth of adult gators
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teachers try to block army visits to schools, arguing the only people who should be carrying guns there are the students
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
High tech systems can tell you if the wine you bought is genuine or not. With not-at-all-suggestive pic
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(51)
 
(Townhall.com)
 
 
 
Gay activists sue eHarmony.com for discrimination, in effect demanding that they drop at least one of the "29 Dimensions of Compatibility" they use to match up prospective spouses
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(260)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
Asshat parents upset when asshat school officials censor their anti-liberal message in child's yearbook
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(219)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Bomb threat temporarily closes three Detroit-area libraries. Both patrons upset by interruption
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate found passed out drunk inside the house while her kids were running around outside naked, throwing rocks at passing cars
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(87)
 
(Harlem Streets)
 
 
 
Since 1977, Camilo Jose Vergara photographed the same structures repeatedly over decades to capture the process of urban decay. This is one building in Harlem, taken over a 20-year period
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Poland's 1,200 troops assigned to NATO forces in Afghanistan will not achieve full combat readiness for up to several weeks because someone lost the car keys
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(74)
 
(Some Pleasantly Plump Guy)
 
 
 
Overweight, large kids at risk from being crammed into school bus seats. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(87)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kansas teen murder suspect had a MySpace page. Interests included "eating small children and harming small animals"
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(138)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Before she died, Princess Diana apparently turned nuttier than a Mr. Goodbar
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thieves stealing kegs to sell for scrap aluminum could drive up the price of beer. Our mission is clear gentlemen; we must hunt these bastards down like dogs
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(73)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bride-to-be fakes abduction to get out of date with another man, claims she'll still be married by next April
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(54)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Judge to Paris Hilton: suck it
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(2654)
 
(Some reporter)
 
 
 
For fear shark scares are getting old, media looks to flesh-eating bacteria for the new swim season. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Country with industrialized world's best longevity and overall health demands the return of Burger King. Have it your way
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew is signing books in Chicago tonight 7pm at Borders 2817 North Clark Street. Apparently coincides with "bean friday" (see link). Fark Party right after
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(Smart Reporter)
 
 
 
'No Child Left Behind' continues to struggle with the fact that some kids are just stupid. Not yours though
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(Think Progess)
 
 
 
General Peter Pace replaced as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Admiral Mike Mullen selected as new scapegoat
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Legislation targets kindergarten dropouts. After all, nobody wants delinquent 5-year-olds who loiter around and are unproductive members of society
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Who says you can't peep into someone's diary... except this one. Sponsored Link. Possibly not safe for work depending on your workplace
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Ocracoke Island, NC, named nation's top beach. Next comes a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot
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Man charged with fatally shooting Wee Wee
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The official guide to the man crush, or, if God didn't want us to have crushes on other men, why did he make Derek Jeter so freaking cool?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police raid house and find drugs after being tipped off by a call at 4:20 a.m
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(It's a Palmetto)
 
 
 
Come vote for South Carolina's new license plate. You can choose the one with the tree, another one with the tree, or the other one with the tree
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Add vitamin D to the list of Stuff That Might Help Prevent Cancer. Submitter is thinking about creating a red wine infused green tea with milk and a light sprinkling of talcum powder
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For all of you who have ever thought that Canadians are just a little bit different - it's because they're Vulcans. And doctors have witnessed the green blood to prove it
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When cheating on your wife, be careful where you park
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(Some Local Guy)
 
 
 
Student-teacher sex scandal trifecta complete (at least for the day). Brought to you by Tyler, Texas with mugshot goodness
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Many Britons unaware that bacon, bread, beer come from farm products. OK, so most Americans deny evolution. What's the tie-breaker?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm that aliens are "doing well", listening to our old radio broadcasts (with the most WTF pic on an article evar)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "Cannabis hospital admissions rise." Dude, there is a cannabis hospital, we should totally go there
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(paint.net is good enough)
 
 
 
It's a hillbilly hat Photoshop hootenanny
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Michael to be sentenced today for driving while unfit. John Daly hesitant to tee off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I saw an extremely phallic turtle
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Finalists in "Seven Wonders of Canada" poll show that most Canadians wouldn't know a real wonder if it bit them in their pale, goose-bumped arse
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(Independent)
 
 
 
No more War for Chocolate. No more War for Chocolate. No more War for Chocolate
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
British driver receives speeding ticket because he failed to stop and measure the distance between lampposts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these Duke lady fans
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(126)
 
(KETV)
 
 
 
Des Moines police: pantyhose worn by a robber saved his life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will Gill lost his watch during WWI. 90 years later it is reunited with his grandson, Bill Gill
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(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
L.A. Gangbangers: Garfield dolls are the new guitarcases (with pic)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Teen drives car through mall, proclaims dislike for Illinois Nazis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Japan draws up guidelines to cut suicide rate. No word on whether the rates will be cut across the street, or down the tracks
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(75)
 
(wkrg.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Guy from Alabama calls another guy from Alabama a son of a biatch. News: The son of a biatch slugs him. Fark.com: It happens on the floor of the Alabama Senate (with video goodness)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Press scared that old people retiring will mean ruin for economy due to "lack of skilled workers". Still can't figure out how to iPod
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Inventor of Cheez Whiz and McDonald's french fries has died. Not surprisingly of a heart attack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush falls ill at G8 summit. Please, George, tell us you didn't have tea with Vladimir
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Habitual spitters forced to wear anti-spitting headgear
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Playing with dolls is good for young boys, says company that makes and sells dolls
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(Time)
 
 
 
Photo essay: What families across the globe eat in a week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know that Fendi bag you bought at the Walmart? Yeah it was a fake. As a general rule don't buy designer handbags at the same place you buy toothpaste and wheelbarrows
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police find coke stash in Last Supper carving
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wrong man kicked in nuts by cops; don't you just hate when that happens to you?
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(137)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sex scandal? In my Creation museum? It's more common than you think
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Major 9/11 security measure to be suspended because Americans don't know that Toronto and Tijuana aren't in the United States
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(115)
 
(lohud.com)
 
 
 
Today's student-teacher sex scandal brought to you by Lakeland High School. With Gross mugshot
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(91)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
For some unknown reason wild animals are migrating to the Chernobyl meltdown area. Your dog wants genetic mutation
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach runners
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(69)
 
(Some guy way too close to Riverdale)
 
 
 
Rural California "Christian" school hosts senior prom. Yeah, insignificant. Unless it's a Civil War themed prom complete with blackface "slaves."
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(191)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Todays teacher having sex with student brought to you by Illinois. With mugshot goodness
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Thu June 07, 2007
(Yubanet.com)
 
 
 
Sailor discharged for being gay, then recalled back into Navy for Iraq War deployment, then discharged again for being gay, now being recalled to Navy once again
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(152)
 
(Monkey Types The Bible)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton may be going back to jail after all. That's hot
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(290)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Texas wants to issue its own passport
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UN agency reports over 600 million people worldwide work excessively long hours (more than 48 hours a week). Which nation tops the list? No, you guessed wrong. Now GBTW
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover origin of déjà vu ... woah, wait a sec
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(132)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
US death toll in Iraq reaches 3,500... because we only pay attention when we see nice, round numbers
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(368)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Los Angeles city attorney reportedly pissed that Paris Hilton was released early for no reason. Says the LA County Sheriff circumvented the judicial process by violating a judge's order
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover origin of déjà vu ... woah, wait a sec
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(224)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kiddie chopper pilot
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(51)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Casino bans inventor of Microsoft Word for being too lucky
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(182)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
This isn't what they meant when they named it the Windy City: weather advisory for Chicago warns of 60+ m.p.h. winds plus hail. Ouch
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(128)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
It's raining, it's pouring, the price of crude is soaring
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Control group of tee-totaller nuns proves once again that beer is good for you. Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA to replace wine in doctrine of transubstantiation, effective immediately
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(94)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
San Francisco plans to ban The Blue Angels from performing during Fleet Week this year. Maverick and Goose are not amused
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(321)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gallery owner forced to cover up naughty bits of angel painting after one woman complains. Oh, and it was in England this time and not Ohio, Florida, or Kansas
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sheriff says Colorado State University should allow students and faculty to carry concealed firearms on campus. Responding police to an active shooting situation get to guess who the good guys are or just shoot everyone holding a gun
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Psychology professor arrested for threatening to go postal. Or maybe he just wants us to THINK he was arrested, so that we'll put down our guard. Unless he KNEW that we would suspect a trap, and is pulling a double-reverse bluff on us
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(33)
 
(People)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton: "Paris was only released cause she's white"
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(357)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fertility among women hits 26-year high, proving that women are having sex with everyone except you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian officials hand out condoms at porno theaters, because people who get laid go to porno theaters
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(42)
 
(CFRB)
 
 
 
Toronto-area Farkers, set your radios to AM 1010: Drew to appear on the John Moore Show at 5pm EST. All other Farkers click "Listen Now"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Be a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom. And help him understand that before talking dirty, the whore sometimes needs to have a cuddly chat about her day."
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the 56-year-old man out of the tiger
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Robbery suspect in Georgia has to be rescued by police after his intended victims disarmed him, beat him with a metal broomstick and were about to whack him with a shovel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's the Mayor, it's Jesus, no it's just a damn tree you silly folks
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(64)
 
(Some Terrier-ist)
 
 
 
Steal a car: go to jail. Steal a dog: go to Guantanamo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Irish embassy staff in England break into bar in search of booze, claim dipsomanaic immunity
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
iPod technician tired of being pestered at parties. In other news: There are iPod "technicians". In other other news: they get invited to parties?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Half of all adults in the United States say they have registered as an organ donor, although only some have purchased a motorcycle to show that they're really serious about it
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Richard Branson unveils train that runs on vegetable oil. Olive oil may be subsituted, but only if it's extra-virgin
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(The News Tribune)
 
 
 
78 year old graduates from college: "It will be an experience I will remember as long as I live...Granted, I don't have much longer to live"
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gisele Bundchen attacks Catholic church on no sex before marriage rules. "Today no one is a virgin when they get married ... show me someone who's a virgin."
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sicily, which fought for centuries to rid itself of the scourge of La Cosa Nostra, now faces an even greater criminal enterprise: Texas oil men
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(55)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Conjoined twins' surgery halted. Doctors put heads together to figure out what went wrong, but can't see eye to eye
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(40)
 
(Derby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man dismayed that airport security staff confiscated his daughter's soft drink, yet failed to spot the seven-inch knife in his pocket
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swedish researchers developing "talking paper." Charmin reportedly working on profanity filters
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(NYT)
 
 
 
British grocery giant Tesco to set up stores in United States, hopes shoppers will flock to its outlets that feature no fruits or vegetables but do boast convenient frozen 'cigar butts floating in phlegm' entrees
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dog described as "bouncy" survives plunge off cliff
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(34)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Putin suggests acceptable site for US missile defense system. Surprisingly, suggested location not up Bush's ass
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man loses memory stick filled with child porn, then calls police to reclaim it. What a cunning plan
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(60)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Hey, c'mon, who hasn't used construction machinery to try to kill someone after gay sex?
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(73)
 
(WCVB)
 
 
 
Apparently out of things to legislate, Massachusetts lawmakers want to regulate which direction bathroom doors swing
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, June 8th. 7pm, Chicago Fark Party. Witts on Lincoln. DIT Link goes to Chicago Fark Party page
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Normally, it wouldn't make sense for a fitness club to request a liquor license. Unless of course the fitness club caters to women and specializes in the fine art of pole dancing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be signing books in Buffalo, NY tonight Borders Cheektowaga 7pm. Party at Pearl Street Brewery afterwards. Tomorrow: Chicago. Click link for details
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(NBC 4)
 
 
 
News: Man attacks woman. Fark: With a plastic bag. Total Fark: He might be a serial plastic bag attacker
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(58)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
If dressing in a woman's shirt, garter belt and stockings, stalking a female neighbor, and urinating on her house is wrong, this guy doesn't want to be right
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(55)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Mother hypnotizes son into testifying against brother at murder trial, forces him to sign an affadavit saying he was hypnotized, then drugs him and forces him to send an email to the press about the whole thing. Well duh, that's obvious
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
How do you deal with road rage in California? You close the whole darn road
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists create robot that can rescue soldiers, pilot your flying car
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(123)
 
(Mush!)
 
 
 
Just the thing for suburbanites who want to combine all the benefits of laziness and self-humiliation with the thrill of animal cruelty
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(WFRV Green Bay)
 
 
 
Not News: Man drops cell phone down storm sewer. News: Gets stuck in sewer trying to retrieve it. Fark: Drowns while wedged in sewer
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(87)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Beer can holder removed from market after SPCA says it's being used as a toadwhacker
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(84)
 
(WoodTV)
 
 
 
Man breaks wheelchair land speed record at 50 mph. Unfortunately, he was attached to the front of a semi truck at the time
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(113)
 
(Some Jumper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaping adventurer
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(88)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
A gold digger's guide: Using the right bait to land a rich fish - er, husband
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(273)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Tin foil hat doesn't seem so dumb now, does it?
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(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
D.C. Fark Party, tomorrow June 8. Beer
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(426)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Raid on Canadian couple's arms cache proves that, when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will stock up on obscure and esoteric weaponry
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
US worker productivity slowdown may lead to a recession, all because you're reading this headline at your desk instead of finishing those TPS reports
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(70)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Crackerjack police investigators believe that a man standing on a street corner threatening passing cars with a chainsaw could conceivably have been under the influence of alcohol
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
51 year old lady went to the police station to get fingerprinted for a new job. Mistakenly jailed for nine days
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(115)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, the iron fist of the law was the one thing Paris Hilton couldn't ride out
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(834)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Toyota worldwide hybrid sales top 1 million, worldwide category 5 smug alert issued
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(289)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston City Councilor proposes that motorists sign pledge not to break speed limit, but only if they really, really mean it. In related news, Farkers sign pledge not to be snarky
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Beer usually conjures images of fraternity keggers, tailgate parties and Homer Simpson loafing at Moe's Tavern." Mr. Reporter guy, you had me at "beer"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
3 of 4 Americans agree that the rich get richer while the poor get poorer. The rest work for the Federal Reserve and see nothing wrong with the economy, move along
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(625)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reuters headline: "Cliff Richard records rout funfair yobs". Okay, when did the English stop speaking English?
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(98)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Qualified, but unemployed? There is huge need for employable people in Norway right now
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(89)
 
(Evening Gazette)
 
 
 
PETA members travel around UK to recruit people for Pamplona protest called "The Running of the Nudes". Couldn't we have thrown in a few bulls anyway?
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(71)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Not news: school district cuts 35 teaching positions. Fark: district uses savings to buy $15,000 automated espresso machine for remaining staff
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pirate radio station causing delays at airport. Christian Slater wanted for questioning
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember those hi-tech tsunami warning systems they installed in Indonesia last year after that big one? Yeah, well they keep going off and freaking people out with false alarms, so they went and smashed one up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists preparing experiment to create new universe -- or maybe new supervillain, really it could go either way
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(138)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
When a newspaper has to sincerely apologize for suggesting Yoko Ono eats dog meat, The Sun is there
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(27)
 
(Some Guy Gardner)
 
 
 
Green Lantern tavern burns to the ground; Sinestro wanted for questioning
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ball hitter
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greenland's name becoming increasingly appropriate
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(326)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nature: 1 - Darwin: 0. This could get really, really bad
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(39)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man who was chased by Borat in film makes great glorious American lawsuit. The gun that is to smoke, she is there
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(192)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Standard issue body armour "Interceptor" might be replaced by the newer "Dragon Skin" armour
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(145)
 
(Internet Library of Law)
 
 
 
Ninth Circuit Court rules that hotlinks of pages and images (framing) and Google's GIS thumbnails constitutes Fair Use; in other news, Pancake Bunny clearly understands what this is all about
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One in four parents wants webcams in their kids' classes so they can watch the lessons, make sure their precious little snowflake is actually there and not mainlining junk in the bathroom as rebellion against their smothering parenting
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(78)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian government plans to shame oil companies into lowering fuel prices. Yeah. That'll teach em
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fortune tellers have no idea who is leaving dead raccoons on their doorsteps
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush's Surgeon General Nominee: Boys and girls have different pipe fittings
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(219)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
By 2010, all cars will have aircraft-style black boxes to send SOS after a crash, upload your speed, driving habits and use of seatbelts to your insurance company
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man goes to the hospital after he was stabbed with deer antlers and hit in the head with a bicycle tire
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(28)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 109: "Nothing to see here" Please read first post. LGT next week's theme
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(249)
 


Wed June 06, 2007
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Tip: if you can't swim and drop your cell phone in a lake...don't go after it
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grade 13 students in Ontario launch class action lawsuit over illegal fees charged for computers and libraries
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(60)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Todays school shooting brought to you by the only state farked up enough to have a school shooting during summer break
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A motorcycle is speeding up and down your street. Do you: A) Call the police, B) Get the license plate number, or C) Step in front of it to slow it down?
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(163)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Today's man amputating leg with pocket knives brought to you by 66-year-old lumberjack
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(84)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Museum thief gets the finger
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stanley Cup finals game 5 discussion. Will the Ducks perform the flying V for victory, or will the Senators get Saturday Night Fever?
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(1040)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog tags of soldier killed in D-Day found in sand on Normandy beach, returned to family on 63rd anniversary of invasion
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(85)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Arkansas teen stumbles across 2.93 carat diamond, doubles state per capita income
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School district caves in, awards diplomas to students denied for creating disturbance at graduation. That'll teach 'em
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(69)
 
(Some Guy in Tampa)
 
 
 
Man bitten by shark in Florida. EVERYBODY PANIC. Wait... he is an old German tourist and not an attractive surfer girl? Never mind
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spain may send navy to stop Americans from recovering treasure from sunken ships. No word on if South American Indians will send troops to recover treasure from Spanish Navy
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hungry polar bear
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(78)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House lowers economic outlook for the year from "rosy" to "crappy"
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(81)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"The process puts offenders and victims together in a room to tell their stories, to question events, and to eventually develop a sentence of reparation to be taken to a judge for final decision"
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(48)
 
(NY Press)
 
 
 
Review of Drew's book by the New York Press. Bonus quote: "If you think about it, the Edward R. Murrow-era was really a historical anomaly"
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Over 80 percent of Republicans are satisfied with their personal finances, while only about half of Democrats feel the same. Bunch of liberal whiners
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(188)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Judge to rule on case where a 17 year old kid was imprisoned for having consensual oral sex with a kid two years younger
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(153)
 
(nbc30.com)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher victimized by pop-up porn on classroom computer gets new trial instead of sentence. IT security persons and common sense applaud
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(49)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Bunch of Wiccan hippies rally to support one of their own. City councilman asks her if her Wiccan-based business "will involve witchcraft". Submitter wants to punch everyone in face, hard
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(176)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ford beats Toyota in influential JD Power quality rankings... seriously
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(198)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bishop found drunk. So drunk he couldn't walk diagonally
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shd u txt, chat n drive? Over half of young drivers say they see nothing wrong with text messaging while driving
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(362)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
The other missing girl is found dead. Story is too sad for a snarky headline
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(403)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Miracle: kidnapped girl found alive under stairs
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(162)
 
(Some new dad)
 
 
 
Caption this suspicious baby
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(241)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
One of your National Guard members takes leave to gain custody of her daughter. Do you A) wish her luck B) attempt to find arrangements for the daughter C) refuse to extend her leave, then charge her with desertion on her return
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(277)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Muhammed Ali receives honorary doctorate from Princeton, shakes own hand
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(214)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Suck it people who say there is nothing to do in Iowa; you can always use your airplane to harass deer
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police say the suspect in the abduction a Kansas teen had a goatee. So not only is he a suspect in the crime, he's also obviously a douchebag
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(318)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Overgrown lawn? That's four days in jail and no kids on it
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(189)
 
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Your mayoral campaign may have problems when your 18 year old transvestite driver gets arrested for drunk driving
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these shadows
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(80)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cable repairman accused of fondling a woman for about seven minutes and then stopping without finishing. So, in other words, typical Comcast service
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(130)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
I'm in ur cemeteriz, stealin' ur flagz
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(89)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
City cop shoots injured deer only to have it spring to life, run away, climb three levels of a parking garage before jumping out and committing suicide. Descending deer barely misses worker, who now has it in a cooler and plans to eat it. Ta daa
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Thousands of Turkish troops enter northern Iraq. United States responds that Iraq must remain whole, that the world will not support a nation called Turdistan
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(537)
 
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Best cities for dogs. Your dog wants to move
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(64)
 
(Infoplease)
 
 
 
June 6, 1944. Thousands of Allied soldiers climbed out of landing craft to face German machine guns and artillery. Many never saw another day. You may now return to your regularly scheduled Iraq flamewar already in progress
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(493)
 
(Paris News)
 
 
 
Man surrenders to police after holding several hostages at fake-gunpoint at a KFC-Taco Bell restaurant in Bonham, Texas. Fast food hostage taking trifecta now complete
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(26)
 
(WMCS-TV)
 
 
 
Man calls police to complain about poor service at Ramada Inn. This being Fark, you can guess what police found in his room
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Barker signs off after 35 years
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(158)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man holding toddler hostage at KFC in Shanghai, China. Fast food hostage taking trifecta now in play
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch students have developed powdered alcohol which they say can be sold legally to minors
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "81 year old woman living with 120 rats, 25 rabbits, six parakeets, a dog, a quail and a cockatiel" story brought to you by Wilmington, California
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(40)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Jerk banned from internet for life. In other news: Fark has room for one more subscriber
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(83)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Girl missing. No not the white one, so picture not included. That'll keep'em interested
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(61)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone gives Fark a nod as King of Weird News
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(131)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Trashy mall-fight mom sent to prison for beating up girls for her daughters - for a second time
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(110)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After crossing the world in a private jet the Dalai Lama lectures Australians on conserving resources and protecting the environment
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(181)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Yo-Yo Day
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(56)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
RIAA accused of extortion and conspiracy. YA THINK??
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(205)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police block road to prevent boy from setting out on 60-mile walkathon, declaring it "torture." Submitter sneers, remembers walking that far to school back in the day, and uphill both ways
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(102)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
School principal sends flyer home saying please, no limousines at sixth grade graduation
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(139)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Man tries to leap into the Popemobile. News: It isn't the Pope
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympics, Chinese style: 1.5 million forced from homes in order to prepare for Games
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(97)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
First they came for the peacocks, and I said nothing
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(41)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
11-year old boy arrested for playing with rubber band gun
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(114)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
American skool kids are being writing an reading gooder because of NCLB Act. They can be doing numbers good too
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(122)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Safeco invents "Teensurance", which will tell parents if a kid speeds, goes too far in the car or drives up on my lawn
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(94)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The coolest fluorescent purple frog you'll see all day
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't mess with a cabbie... especially if he has cancer
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(15)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Armored truck driver fakes SECOND heist in two months. Foiled by random passerby. Jailarity? Oh, yes
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(23)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Lesser of two evils
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stay in hotel to die
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(38)
 
(asahi.com)
 
 
 
Live operation results in dead patient. "[T]he chief surgeon might have been distracted because viewers were allowed to ask questions and argue during the surgery"
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(41)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
If you need to get your car towed, you should probably remove the photos of naked wrestling 12 year olds from the inside first
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drought-ravaged Queensland has new plan to save water: only let prisoners flush the toilet six times a day, no lingering in the shower. That means you, Bubba, now pick up that soap and get on with it
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(23)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Chinchilla dies. Man claims it was most famous chinchilla in world. Newspaper carries full-page tribute
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Columbus was beaten to South America by a chicken. Or something
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
UK to re-use graves, in some cases after seventy five years. Submitter prefers a blazing longboat down the Thames
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(54)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton gets first emergency visit from shrink after only 35 hours in prison
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(228)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
David Bowie's 5-word Webbys acceptance speech: "I only get five words?"
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(55)
 
(KETV.com)
 
 
 
Fred Phelps' daughter arrested during protest outside of soldier's funeral for giving a 10-year-old an American flag to defile
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(253)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Asshat Judge drops lawsuit from $67M to $54M - this is now a charity case
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(42)
 
(ABC 7 News)
 
 
 
Teacher sex trifecta in play, courtesy of Marlboro, MD (with mugshot and video) (not that kind) Bonus: He's now on the school board
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(30)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian government asks for information on citizen's past romantic relationships... on gun licensing form
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(71)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you are a doctor at the United States Naval Academy, it might not be a good idea to secretly film Midshipmen having sex at your house parties
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman in critical condition after contracting plague. The bubonic type. In California. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(69)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do mafia hitmen drop their guns at the scene of the crime?
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(146)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
MSNBC's Scarborough stirs pot by asking if Senator Fred Thompson's wife "works the pole"
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(110)
 


Tue June 05, 2007
(WDBJ7.com)
 
 
 
When making videos for nationwide distribution to elementary schools, remember to remove the hard-core porn at the end of the tape
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(45)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man breaks into house... for a beer. Ron Howard has really let himself go (with mugshot goodness)
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(62)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A Year's Montage of SoundClips from NPR's All Things Considered
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man sues over permanent erection. His lawyer confident it will stand up in court
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kevorkian's new mission post prison is to get suicide legalized. Hey Jack, if the person does it right, it really doesn't matter if it is legal
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(77)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stripey horsey
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(53)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
New system that shows actual travel time tells DOT what everyone else already knew: No one follows the posted speed limit
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(101)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Man caught by Google maps pissing on the side of the road
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top county detective arrested under Peeping Tom law, despite having "peeping" in job description
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(22)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Reason 849 why sleeping next to a highway is a bad idea
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Minister tearfully admits internet porn addiction, claims he looks at porn for a whole hour per week
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(188)
 
(Some Really Generous Guy)
 
 
 
Submitter bought everyone a root beer float. You can pick yours up at any SONIC's drive-in on Thursday, June 7th from 8 PM to Midnight
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(190)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School district wants to ban book about growing up in Cuba as "offensive"....merely because it doesn't criticize Castro or the government. Guess which state this is in
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(209)
 
(There Can Be Only One)
 
 
 
Today's "three men involved in a medieval-style battle involving axes, swords, and crossbows" story brought to you by Huntsville, Alabama
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(102)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
New website launched for those persons who hear voices. Yes, I know. I am typing the link now. Keep it down over there, I can't concentrate. Sheesh
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA looks forward to Shuttle launch on Friday. Fark Admins do not look forward to coming onslaught of "shuttle set to blow up" style headline submissions
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pit Bull alerts family of house fire, saving their lives. Their delicious, unsuspecting lives
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(128)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Pirate myths busted. Somewhere, ninjas are smiling
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(167)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Despite the best efforts of cabbies, Con-Ed, and Yankee relief pitchers, NYC is once again the nation's safest big city
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Home Depot employees fired for preventing theft: "The loss-prevention guy told me all we need to do is tell the shoplifter to have a good day as they leave the store"
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(208)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Home builders now accepting trade-ins to help sell houses
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Internet culture, often portrayed as the vanguard of progress, is actually a jungle peopled by intellectual yahoos and digital thieves. YA RLY
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(132)
 
(Nacogdoches?)
 
 
 
Today's woman arrested on 23 counts of hot student-teacher action with her male student brought to you by Texas. Student heard saying "Nobody puts Baby in a jail cell"
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy who wants to have a pirate party on his sixth birthday is banned from flying the Jolly Roger
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(133)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
The ACLU is a strong proponent of personal privacy. Unless you're a prison executioner. Then they want to tell everyone who you are
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(138)
 
(MGN)
 
 
 
Pirates capture Dutch ship. Guess which country had a warship nearby that refused to help. Hint: it rhymes with Prance
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(132)
 
(Parade)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Apple II ... and thanks for all the laughs
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(277)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Home developer buys the famous Biosphere 2. Pauly Shore not included
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(40)
 
(WCPO.com)
 
 
 
First grade teacher arrested for viewing online porn. During class
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(91)
 
(Feministing)
 
 
 
Allison Stokke's father is upset when his hot daughter is objectified, but not so bothered when it's someone else: "She got what she wanted. She's an overtly sexual person"
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(330)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Restaurant scrambles to assist a drive-through customer. Mainly because the restaurant doesn't have a drive-through window
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Meet the private with the worst platoon sergeant in the military: his mother-in-law
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these young women looking at a digital photo
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(108)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snowy owl. Difficulty: no O Rly
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(132)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gulf Coast braces for major hurricane. Local gasoline prices expected to skyrocket to $0.37 per gallon
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(86)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Amusement park in China builds world's largest weener, invites visitors to come over and hav