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Sun May 27, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(langley times.com)
 
 
 
Missing plane and pilot found after 37 years. Authorities note he was wearing his seat belt at the time of the crash
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(73)
 
(Some Redneck)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Stroke patients go Wii at Riley Hospital
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forest Service firefighters blast policies they feel require them to risk their lives to protect property that really shouldn't have been put there in the first place
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(128)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the 'ways to waste your time' division of Ric Romero comes the Professional Porch Sitters Union
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(34)
 
(NineMSN)
 
 
 
Gay bar granted exemption from Equal Opportunity Act, wins right to ban heterosexuals
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(363)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I want to go back to prison. I have spent 27 years inside. I can't handle it outside." If only he had a friend who was a financial wizard and left him a bunch of money under a rock before starting a thriving Mexican cantina
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(57)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
New attraction simulates Shuttle launch at 17,500 mph
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hothead
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(58)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The happiest mug shots you'll see all week
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(129)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Long Island mother-of-the-year candidate caught snorting heroin in Walmart; 3-year old was in shopping cart
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists discover link between the evolution of color vision and why Carrot Top is the sexiest man alive
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(73)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday to the Golden Gate Bridge. Lots of cool little facts and quotes from bridge employees here - like a toll taker who says Corvette drivers are jerks
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(75)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're trying to calm your shareholders' nerves about your satellite radio company, mentioning 'We suck less' is not a good start
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scammers posing as Red Cross call military spouses, claim they need SSN to treat wounded service member. Identity theft ensues
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption these masked militants
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(139)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Med student graduates from UCLA. News: She has no legs, and only one arm. Fark: Her last name is Lim
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(82)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Are you an ethical purveyor of porn?
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(220)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started in the East River aboard this tiny ship
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fort Worth police seek burglar who was apparently having a really bad hair day. Police seeking Don King for routine questioning
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(25)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Police called to scene of motel disturbance find agitated, naked biker, decide that tasering sounds better than tackling, except for the whole "suspect dying" part. Oops
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(119)
 
(Some Analysis)
 
 
 
College students believe Land Rover is American and Motorola is Japanese
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(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "everyday object found to contain 330,000 times more bacteria than a toilet seat " is your car. Bonus: it lists the filthiest makes
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(68)
 
(KTVU)
 
 
 
Police arrest second poser for passing herself off as university student. College student impostor trifecta now in play
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(37)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Post office considering vanity zip codes. 40502-FARK rumored to be worth $8 and a candy bar
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(56)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Highway patrol issues alert to drivers to beware of A) wildfire smoke, B) elderly searching for farmers' markets, or C) lovebug swarms?
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese company manufactures apple juice-flavored pretend beer for children. Finally, a way for your kindergartener to pour out a 40 for his homies who have fallen...off the swings
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(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Crack team from the R. Romero Accident Investigation Bureau finds plane that abruptly plunged from the sky, killing three, "had engine problems"
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(42)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Photoshop Al Gore in his office. Difficulty = subtle
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(131)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When you hold up a milk bar, be sure you can jump the counter
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio lacrosse coaches use UFIAs to maintain team discipline... No, really
source: columbusdispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(AM640 Toronto)
 
 
 
Idiot teenager discovers the hard way why you don't try to build homemade guns out of scrap metal. On the upside, his hand makes a cool whistling sound when he gives a high-five now
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Detective, publicist hired to find missing dachshund. Your dog wants Matlock on speed dial
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Drew gets full page in his local newspaper. Writer of article says Fark is a nice website that has become somewhat popular. Reader says "oh, you think so?"
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(84)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
I'm in ur soda, farking up ur DNA
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Teens working summer jobs are finding life lessons at the pump
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(120)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Hard to get much lower than stealing a blind man's cane
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(47)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas manufacturer of military Purple Hearts finding business booming
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(74)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Scientists breed cows that give skimmed milk. Big Whoop. Wake me up when they're giving chocolate milk
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Drunk man steals tour bus, takes it on drive around Sydney. Bonus: With tourists still on board
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran says it's uncovered US spyrings. Decoder rings seek deep cover
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(48)
 
(Hampton Roads Online)
 
 
 
Comics war erupts as small-town newspaper asks readers to choose between dropping "Doonesbury" or "Rex Morgan, M.D."
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(134)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for biting off part of her son-in-law's ear. Mike Tyson unimpressed
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(22)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Maybe the 'stay awake' guy could try this next: three US medical teams in race to make a man sleep for months
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(57)
 
(Some Photographer)
 
 
 
Photoshop these floating ballerinas' legs
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The next 13 years in jail probably won't be fun when you tell your jailmates that you are in because of swans
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(39)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Mormon missionary returns home to find his house completely wrapped in newspaper. (with pic)
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(127)
 


Sat May 26, 2007
(ABC)
 
 
 
Three drunk girls take driving tour of Philadelphia, get hung up on a porch. (with video)
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(64)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
World's oldest camera auctioned off for $800,000, with lens cap still in place
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(62)
 
(TCPalm)
 
 
 
Rabid otters taking over Florida golf course
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(58)
 
(Journal & Courier)
 
 
 
Still working on new ways to cash in, Roswell is thinking about opening up a UFO-themed amusement park. Note to self: don't go on The Probe
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(64)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Check out the coolest tree houses you are gonna see today
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Creation museum in Kentucky depicting dinosaurs on Noah's Ark
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(692)
 
(Some Moran)
 
 
 
Photoshop this streetsign
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(64)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
The first rule of geek fight club is - you do not talk about geek fight club
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jack Kevorkian, who assisted over 100 terminally ill patients end their lives peacefully, will be paroled next Friday. Says he will throw a killer party
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(216)
 
(Burlington FreePress)
 
 
 
7th graders successfully lobby Vermont legislators to ban school bus idling to reduce greenhouse gases
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(121)
 
(Some Local)
 
 
 
Fifty thousand flies invade radio station, forces it off air. I for one welcome our new fly overlords
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your dad yells at you for a friend staying too late: do you a) ask your friend to go home: b) tell your dad to suck it; or c) stab him in the neck
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Wall-climbing gator to be made into 'nuggets'
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(50)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Oil companies are encouraging their employees to commute using a bicycle. Because as everyone knows, oil companies care about the environment and their employee's health
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ottawa Senators voiding Stanley Cup tickets sold by scalpers
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(158)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Going to the beach this weekend? Sunscreen, check. Beer, check. Fun... leave at home
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(57)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Lawyer sues family for allowing their dog to bite his nipple, resulting in loss of sexual comfort and desire
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(47)
 
(boing^2)
 
 
 
Thy rod and Thy staff, they comfort me. Thy crotchless pantaloons kinda get me going, too
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(62)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
School bus driver saves woman, loses job
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(146)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
White House considers 50-percent troop reduction in Iraq
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(295)
 
(Saturday Gazette-Mail)
 
 
 
Why does the Army Corps of Engineers hate America and her summer traditions?
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(60)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts residents are angry and heartbroken at the news that their losing lottery tickets aren't worth anything
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(43)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman with "seasonal affective disorder" sues her ex-employer for $33 million for not giving her a desk next to a window
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(141)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
Audio
 
Meet the man behind the Frappuccino. And curse him, curse his every living breath for concocting such a delicious and addictive beverage
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(74)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Pair of women toasted by police after they foil armed robbers in bagel shop with a swift kick to the raisins. Robbers escape, but police still looking to lox them up
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(32)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Americans are finally buying small, fuel-efficient cars. They're just doing it wrong
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(306)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nice view from the bottom of a well
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(87)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Today's "armed clown robs pharmacy" story brought to you by Fredericksburg. Can we please just agree to lock up all the clowns, now?
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(38)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scientists put that whole "curing cancer" thing on hold while they breathlessly announce that they have invented invisible underpants
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientific study shows young children fear for their lives in a car driven by a woman. Obvious tag says Scary tag is a doodyhead
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the R. Romero Weather Forecasting Center comes a report that "storms could affect gas prices." Staff meteorologist N.S. Sherlock will be back right after we take a look at sports
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dutch TV to air a show in which a terminally ill woman will decide who out of three patients will get her kidney
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(52)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Remember your childhood sweetheart? That first true love of your life? Turns out it's not that good of an idea to hook up with them later in life
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(230)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boss fires woman for taking time off work. She needed the time off to file a police report after an attempted rape, but still, she had only been working there a week
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Study shows babies not totally stupid: can tell when people switch languages on them, mambo dogface to the banana patch
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A suspicious package OF CLOTHES outside the Star Wars convention ends in evacuation. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(46)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Golden Gate Bridge may soon have a net to prevent suicides--complete with windows. Silly tag already took a swan dive
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(92)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Nope, nope, maybe, hell no, maybe, that one's a guy
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(77)
 
(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
Father of the LCD dies; coffin will flash "GOBBLES BOOBIES" in Oðblgshezi
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(39)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Bus driver puts on patriotic hat to show support for veterans who lost their lives fighting for our country. Is told to take it off because it wasn't part of his uniform
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(63)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man calls in bomb threats to avoid court date for calling in bomb threats
source: billingsgazette.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez, who's like, totally not a dictator, orders the military to seize opposition media's offices and equipment and replaces it with "broadcasts promoting the values of Chavez's socialist revolution"
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(376)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
When the guy who was trying for the 'stay awake' record wakes up, we've got a little bit of bad news for him
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Actual Headline:"11 school kids hospitalized after talking about ghost stories."
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The astounding LEJO everyone, let's give this amazing performer a round of applause
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Say you're tasked with coming up with the eleventh commandment. What would it be? LGT original batch
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(264)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hefty death row inmate who beat his chess opponent to death takes twice as long as a normal person to die from lethal injection. Why wasn't someone there with a revolver in case things went this wrong?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Der Spiegel)
 
 
 
German contestant in World Hide and Seek Championship takes gold medal with 22 years dead in the loft of his garage
source: spiegel.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Illinois zoo animals happily chowing down on mountains of delicious, crunchy cicadas (w/cute "I gots a bug" pic)
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man spends two years wondering what is causing the noise and itching in his ear. Turned out to be mites. Do not want
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bloodsucker bites Senator, thought he was was family
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Death Star-wearing geek
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(59)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Miss Sweden withdraws from Miss Universe competition, with pic that's all the explanation you'll need as to why
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The U.S. Mint declares war on the Silver Surfer
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds that millions of licensed drivers in the United States would fail the written test if they had to retake it
source: earthtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scottsdale residents feign mock indignation over Arizona Fetish Prom 2007. Article complete with quote from councilwoman that completely misses the point of "fetish"
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(53)
 


Fri May 25, 2007
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The Vader Project - 66 artists reinvent Darth Vader's Helmet such as Shag, Biskup, Melvins, Kozik and more
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(76)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Judge who watched one too many Joe Pesci movies forces slumlord to live in own building
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jack In The Box sued by Hardee's after running ads suggesting cow anuses are used to make its Angus burgers
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember all the bees that were missing? We found them
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cops claim ice cream truck sold "pot-sicles" to elementary school students. Search is now on for the second most popular ice cream truck in Texas
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Now that Myspace gives sex offender information to authorities, they should make sure two people don't share the same name
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Today's false alarm bomb scare brought to you by a Bobble Head doll
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(29)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
President of Belarus opens traditional restaurant because of unhealthy foreign cuisine. Because nothing says "healthy" like potato pancakes stuffed with sausage and fried pork fat
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(42)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
A story that you will reluctantly reread dozens of times in the complimentary in-flight magazine: Doctors deliver baby on Delta flight
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
President Bush nominates Kentucky cardiologist for Surgeon General. I, for one, welcome our new boobies and beer health initiatives
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
FBI on the lookout for phony war heroes this Memorial Day
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farmers in North Carolina want to legally be able to sell raw milk. "My husband and brother-in-law grew up on raw milk. They were raised here, and that's what was in their bottle."
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(117)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
It's Spring, when students clear their lockers and custodians take the bodies out of the air conditioning ducts. Wait, what?
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(45)
 
(Arkansas Times)
 
 
 
Come visit the STFU museum. No talking, please
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(57)
 
(DUI Blog)
 
 
 
MADD CEO explains the real reason that drunk driving fatality statistic have remained unchanged in spite of draconian DUI laws: those gosh-darned defense lawyers insisting on defending their client's Constitutional rights
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(281)
 
(Times Herald Record)
 
 
 
Appeals court to anti-war West Point protestors: STFU and take your stilt-walking, drum-circling, hey-hey-ho-hoing trustafarian bullshiat someplace else
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tailwhip
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(65)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Police catch & bring hot sorority chick with goofy smile back to Texas from Mexico after she tried to burn down the sorority house. (w/ mugshot)
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh no, they say he's got to go, go go Hogzilla
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(252)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stormtrooper gets pwned by Australian police. Jedi wannabes amused, stick with plastic lightsabers
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ric Romero's sweeps-week scoop: "Vista Users Encountering Computer Problems"
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(134)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Finally, Popular Mechanics offers some useful advice we can all use: five better ways to hammer a nail
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola agrees to buy out maker of Vitaminwater, since everyone knows when you think of a healthy beverage the first thing that comes to mind is a Coke
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(57)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Beer goggles explained. Subby wishes he would have read this article last Friday afternoon
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(85)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
In a perfect storm of redneck, stripper from Texas embezzles $1,000,000 to start NASCAR team
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(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nightline seeks "witty and opinionated" people to caption picture of Bush, but Farkers' submissions would probably be accepted too. VE
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You cannot have a license plate that reads "MERLOT" or "X" in Utah. Obviously, the ban is for the children
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(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
For all you Memorial Day Weekend backyard grillers, some timely advice. And who better to trust than a guy named "The Deck Chef"
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(Some Prodigious Pups)
 
 
 
Dogs help shy kids learn to read, but only if the books are about steak
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Rosie O'Done
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(Courier Post)
 
 
 
"I'm New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine, and I should be dead"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gas prices are now so high that gas station owner can't afford to gas his own car, shuts down his station in protest
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman orders sandwich after grill is closed, freaks out when told she can't have it, throws a tub of spaghetti, and attacks clerk with a spatula (with really happy mugshot). Crazy assault lady trifecta now in play
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Two-thirds of Americans believe that gay people should be allowed to teach school. No word on where the unhappy people should be teaching
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery looks at some of the most absurd pirate toys on the market. Pirate bling?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With mountains of festering garbage rotting in their streets because the country has run out landfills, Italian children hope Batman will save them
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(Some JFK)
 
 
 
Why we should actually choose to go to the moon
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(economist)
 
 
 
The best article on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict you'll read this week
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(512)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four pigs will spend the summer racing at family fun park, and then be treated to a barbeque at the end of the racing season. They'll be the guests of honor, actually (w/ pic of the cute little back ribs on the hoof)
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(North Country Gazette)
 
 
 
Penis pump judge loses his bid to get off early
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Rare majestik albino møøse spotted
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(Some Stabby Moron)
 
 
 
You will never win a knife fight by stabbing yourself until the police use a taser on you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists to turn hoses on whales, in hopes that they move. Because if there's one thing whales hate, it's water
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Ancestry.com puts up 90 million records of War Veterans going back to the 1600s. Also, a complete catalog of WWII newsreels and footage
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Study shows binge drinkers make bad decisions
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(Google)
 
 
 
NYC Fark party reminder: This Sunday, come drink with Drew! LGN, DIT
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(83)
 
(The Peterborough Examiner)
 
 
 
Robber: "I've got a gun in my pocket, give me $5,000". Bank teller: "I'm sorry, sir, I can only give you $200. Oh, and there's a $5 service fee"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Welcome to the futuristic world of 1960. GM's 1939 film of what the future has in store for us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dune dwellers lose bid for special status, will now attack Cape Cod riding sandworms under cover of coriolis storm
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(Woburn Online)
 
 
 
Police don't know why woman punched her male friend, kicked in his TV and smashed his car window, or why she was assaulting another woman using CPR-fu, but they do know one thing: she is a tall, cold glass of crazy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man breaks world record by going 11 days without sleeping. Surprisingly, he was not playing WoW
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Nazi Germany achieved its technological advantage with the help of aliens
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(CTV)
 
 
 
If you're the person who yoinked an under-cover cop's duty bag containing his loaded pistol, the Waterloo police would really like it back. Pretty please
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Mmm, nothing says summer like a big scoop of tasty Pit Viper Venom ice cream
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish female prisoners demand basic human rights. And of course by "basic human rights" they mean "bikinis"
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If you're on an Italian beach with your mistress, don't wave to the television helicopter overhead broadcasting a live feed
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(Some Slurpee)
 
 
 
Trooper fired after forcing porn star Barbie Cummings to perform community service on his long arm of the law
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(86)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ways to get into Stanford #37: Inhabit a dorm room and fake being a student for an entire year
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(64)
 
(soy bomb)
 
 
 
Caption contest - TFer tends to rock out and make funny faces at cameras. Help me seem more respectable with a witty comment
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Patient complains about doctor's instructions not to "get drunk and fall, causing harm to your head or body"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
How British teens see themselves: 25 self-portraits
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Police chief becomes victim of pickpocket on eve of new anti-pickpocket campaign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After months on the lam Reggie the Gator is captured in an LA park lake. Vets were called in to confirm that it was an alligator, and not Joan Rivers
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Florida tries to wipe out a colony of cat-sized rats; NYC's pony-sized variety unimpressed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Dutch club
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After friend was killed by car and police won't do anything, schoolchildren build dummy speed camera and put it by side of the road to slow traffic
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Chicago institutes new tax of $25 per testicle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese stock market described as "manic," full of more irrational exuberance than Rosie O'Donnell at a pastry shop
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(BBC)
 
 
 
1: Set up website for people to post tributes to dead relatives. 2: Place Google Ads on site. 3: Profit. And a metric assload of mourners offended by the inappropriate adverts
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago restaurant offers Muslims a place to eat and pray. Coming soon: drive-through absolution
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gunmen on speedboat kidnap six from Nigerian oil tanker. Sonny Crockett racing to scene
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Surrogate mother won't give up baby, might seek child support from the couple that hired her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fed up with spam and inboxes containing 2,000 unread messages, growing number of Americans are saying the hell with email and going back to the telephone
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Geezer follows through on get off my lawn threats, will now make threats not to touch his cocktail, fruit cocktail
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Brother, sister block in school bus with car after younger sister gets off. Then things got weird
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A climber and sherpa returning from Mt. Everest's summit stumble across a climber who'd been left for dead and save her
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Five thousand animals found adrift at sea. The boat is 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits. If you lost it, you can collect it in forty days
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Another sign of the coming Apocalypse: alligator squirrels
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North Korea has fired several missiles into the Sea of Japan. Again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Harley hearse carries bikers to hog heaven
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Guys rob banks all the time. But how often do they feel bad about it and ask the teller to call 911 and tell them he will be waiting on the curb?
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Abandoned puppies told to suck it. with cutest. pic. ever
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Emu shot and killed after international wild goose chase lasting four hours; go cry, emu kids
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Iowa City Fark Party, Sat. June 2nd. Location DIT
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
In Vegas, even the young are riding disability scooters. "A little less ambulation, a little more traction please---All this biped-action ain't satifactioning me"
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Man attempts to hang himself, fails, but falls out tree and becomes quadraplegic. Then tries suing hospital
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
CNN will stop charging for their on-line video since everyone is watching it for free on youtube
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(News24)
 
 
 
Athens is still cleaning up after Liverpool fans left 98 tonnes of empty beer cans behind
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(21)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Dickens World, a theme park that "recreates the filth, squalor, and even the unpleasant whiffs of Victorian London" to open near London
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his goggles
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(London Times)
 
 
 
There once was a dumbass called Jade / And a few racist comments she made / The worst ones were hid / Under Channel 4's lid / But they're now in a paper displayed
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Prosthetic leg mistaken for gun; causes lockdown. Robert Rodriguez wanted for questioning
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you want to hang out with the Queen, you probably shouldn't bring a big sharp axe with you when you meet her
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18 year old alleged pick-pocket embarrassingly caught from behind by 61 year old congressman
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(22)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
10022-SHOE
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(enquirer.com)
 
 
 
Record setting Mentos Geyser event held in Cincinnati. (w/pics)
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Annual pre-Memorial Day strip club sweep comes to us from Fark's favorite state (with mugshots goodness)
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(WFAA-TV)
 
 
 
After your kid fails the minimum skills assessment, a sign reading "Let are kids walk" is probably not going to convince the school he/she should walk for graduation
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(Myth, Myth... Yeth?)
 
 
 
Ten myths about divorce
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(news4jax)
 
 
 
Show-and-tell seems to have changed a bit over the years as students watch python eat bunny. Reason #13,782 why Fark has a Florida tag
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Thu May 24, 2007
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Caption my kitty
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30 years ago today, the greatest sci-fi film ever was released. Suck it, Trekkies
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(CTNow)
 
 
 
Taking a snapshot of French Fries is good enough to consider you to be a terrorist
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(150)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
International casino-cheating ring broken. Those indicted includes son of Seattle mayor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
70 percent of Americans favor affirmative action to help women and minorities get better jobs and education, a 12 percent increase since 1995
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(きゅうり)
 
 
 
Doesn't that just sound delicious?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary announces current front runners for her campaign theme song competition. "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC conspicuously absent from the list
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
I'm iN ur sATelLite raDiO MErgeR, BloCKIng ur dEaL
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Indiana adopts $1000 speeding tickets
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lawnmowing superhero
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(80)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
I can't think of anything more deserving of the Florida tag
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(ABC)
 
 
 
20/20 analyzes one of the most pressing issues of our time: Can drinkers distinguish cheap vodka from premium?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drug running rule #1. Do not attract attention. Especially by binge drinking on a flight, running around the cabin in pajamas, exposing yourself and sexually harassing the crew
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(21)
 
(Some Hoopy Frood)
 
 
 
Remember your towel tomorrow
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guide to diner slang
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Nanny State is poised to strike again: Report recommends FDA limit nicotine content in cigarettes, thereby practically guaranteeing an increase in consumption
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(ABC)
 
 
 
With crime stats soaring back to normal, National Guard getting ready to pull out of New Orleans
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge rules that witnesses can take oath on a Koran instead of the bible. Red States take off their Bible belt and get ready to give this judge a whuppin'
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(123)
 
(Some Asian Guy)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson argues for mandatory inclusion of black artists when Chinese sculptor is chosen to create MLK monument. Sad, Asinine, and Obvious tags march on Washington
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(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Tennesseans will soon have to pay at least 20 cents more per pack of smokes. But it's okay, since it's "for the children"
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(99)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
What the damn hero tag was made for
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(342)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New home sales jump 16 percent, the most since 1993. However, most were mini-mansions with stripper poles sold to rappers
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(45)
 
(RadarOnline)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons opens wide on Iraq, racial profiling, and Hollywood idiots
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(230)
 
(KMOV)
 
 
 
Not News: Family of deceased Cardinal pitcher to sue bar. News: Suing tow truck drunky hit. Fark: Suing the owner of car tow truck was there to collect
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(167)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Today's story of 50 chickens crammed into a house brought to you by Orlando Florida. Bonus: They may have used them to cover the smell of drugs
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Brown-Forman (Jack Daniel's) to cut back on advertising to minors, so don't be expecting to see those "Tennessee Diaper Remover" ads anytime soon
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(Omnipotent Man)
 
 
 
Man applies for patent on 'Godly Powers', seeking the exclusive right to the ethical use and financial gain in the use of godly powers on planet Earth
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(129)
 
(The Daily Times)
 
 
 
Man walks into 7-11 and tries to pay for chips and Gatorade with half a bag of weed
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(122)
 
(Some Nuke Geek)
 
 
 
Rebuilding mothballed nuclear plant: $1.8 Billion. Shutting down in less than one day due to leaky pipes: Priceless
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cairo airport officials sick of all these motherfarking snakes on this motherfarking plane, and there's surely an Allah-damned thing they can do about it
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(38)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A Guinness a day keeps the government pancakes from molesting your dolphins
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(90)
 
(wltx.com)
 
 
 
Woman finds her boyfriend in bed with another woman, writes all about it on the mattress and puts it on the road for everyone to see. Apparently she's never heard of the internet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why did I have my hand down the pants of our 16-year old babysitter your honor? Because I was... sleepwalking. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot rips the head off budgie, sets his apartment on fire, tells firefighters he'll kill them if they put it out and then threatens police with garden tools before being pepper sprayed. This guy brought his 'A' game
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nude man awaits President Bush's arrival in Germany
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(65)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thieves just aren't watching the news. Another one tries to cut a live wire to steal copper
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Chandra Levy's mom claims "I know what happened". Suddenly there the room went dark and a shot rang out...,
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(132)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
City bus sideswipes Ferrari Enzo in one of most expensive fender-benders in human history (pics)
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(240)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The new 2007 stereotypes are in. First off the lot: Homosexuals can't read maps
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(180)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Trailer full of cheeses jacked without parmesan by some munster up to no gouda. Driver feeling bleu says ace reporter Ric Romanian
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(92)
 
(Honda)
 
 
 
Contest: "Donnie you're outta your Element" (sponsored link)
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(119)
 
(Some Busy Bee)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jerry Seinfeld in a bee costume. Yes, that Jerry Seinfeld. No, it's not photoshopped already
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(78)
 
(MaineToday)
 
 
 
In this month's issue of Anally Spawned Statistics magazine: Fat people cost Maine $2.5 billion
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(119)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
London's Trafalgar Square covered in turfgrass to promote city's green image. Nelson: "HA HA"
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(50)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Woman who wins record £48 million divorce settlement says "I'm worth it" (w/ pic so you can judge for yourself)
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(188)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
"Excuse me ma'am, are these your underpants?"
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(73)
 
(NBC5 Chicago)
 
 
 
Restaurant to keep Wopburger
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(250)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Five ways to outsmart toddlers. Oddly, saying 'hey, look at that' and then sucker-punching them didn't make the list
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(277)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Former UK basketball player wins renomination for Agriculture Commissioner position, pledges to continue efforts to form a cow army to destroy Christian Laettner
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(37)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman's monkey detained as illegal immigrant. Why, oh why, is there no amnesty for those animals that have lived here and helped our economy?
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(49)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to five years for blowing up toilet. Oh, and he's also a pirate
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(50)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Bad: Woman gets DUI. Not so bad: Listens to victims panel lecture how DUIs impacted their lives. Fark.com: Arrested 10 minutes after lecture for DUI number 8
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ancient artifacts found in Greece. Scientist believe them to be Liverpool's shattered hopes and dreams of a sixth European championship
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Latest strategy to get the whales to open ocean: scare them with sounds of orcas attacking humpbacks
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(68)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Escorts arrested in Florida (With a Wouldn't hit it; Would hit it after a case of beer; would hit it after a 12 pack pic lineup)
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(135)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
STAR WARS fans will sense a disturbance in the force amid rampant rumours that a new movie set before the prequels is to be announced in LA tomorrow
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(329)
 
(palladium item)
 
 
 
Software glitch gives white Meijer customers that secret 50% white guy discount
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(108)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
I'd like to hide my burrito in your park. Wait, what?
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(35)
 
(You can has contest)
 
 
 
LOLPRESIDENT!!!1 Add your own in thread (with voting - link goes to samples)
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(574)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Natural history museum may uproot historic trees for more parking
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(30)
 
(Gazette Xtra)
 
 
 
Rookie cops lets a drunk driver go with a .12 BAC, a bad idea considering the guy was killed in a flaming wreck 3 hours later
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(57)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Straight from Ric Romero's desk: Kids these days are confessing online instead of going to church
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(27)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cat grows 4ins long wings
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(105)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coke spy busted by Pepsi - tried to sell the bucket, spoon and recipe
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another thing that can be predicted by finger length
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(89)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Man gets DWI at McDonald's as he waits in Hamburglar's getaway car
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small town thief stores stolen items on his front porch
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(14)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Conman fleeces needy woman & jilts her at the altar. News He does it again, to the same woman. Fark: And again. (w/pic of woman)
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(67)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
If you live in Charleston, WV, don't answer that knock on the door in June
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Singapore aquarium puts chips in fish. No, it's not what you think it is
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(25)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hobo who moved into a 12 by 8 shack in London in 1986 now given the deed to the land: worth about $6.9 million
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(173)
 
(DesMoinesRegister)
 
 
 
Ugly ass fawn survives grisly birth after mother and twin die during fence impalement (with pics)
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(33)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
Charles Manson denied parole again
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these clydesdales
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(56)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
Learning to live with spam. Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Castro says he's getting better, doesn't want to go on the cart
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orangutan breaks out of zoo and goes on rampage. Authorities immediately blame 80's-era video game
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(71)
 
(cute overload)
 
 
 
Caption this interaction between this surprised dog and the parrot
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(80)
 
(WSB-TV)
 
 
 
An Atlanta package store is selling liquor and cups of ice through its drive-thru. "it is an American right for people to buy liquor and a cup of ice to drink on their way home."
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cop tasers man in groin, making his superiors a little teste
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(46)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 107: "Up & Down" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(155)
 


Wed May 23, 2007
(WSB-TV)
 
 
 
86-year-old man goes to jail for shooting another man during a fishing tournament for entering his fishing grounds. What a basstard
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(70)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Jack Thompson, legally barred from picking on Rockstar, now decides to pick on someone 100 times their size: Microsoft
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(164)
 
(Galveston Daily News)
 
 
 
Galveston, Oh Galvestuuun. You are so weird
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(64)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Midget conference in Toronto. "Being a little person, the sky's the limit." Actually, the limit is the middle shelf of the fridge
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pen holder
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dead Hawaiians are ruining everything for Wal-Mart
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(108)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
New study claims kids are not lazy, don't hang out on lawns as much as you think
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Psst, hey, over here. You wanna airplane ticket? Only 10 bucks, fell off the back of a truck. Supercheap tickets, super real
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(67)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
High gas prices are now a federal offense. Dogs and cats living together
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(194)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Target profit up 18 percent, proving that if people hate Wal-Mart enough, they'll go somewhere with higher prices and less selection
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(293)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey Turnpike Authority guarantees extra publicity for crash video they want removed
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(105)
 
(Some Freak on the Dance Floor)
 
 
 
Students say that "freak dancing," which involves simulated sex acts on the dance floor, is part of "their culture"... their stupid, lame, attention-whoring culture, which submitter wants to punch, hard
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(297)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Are you tougher than a fifth-grader's bus driver?
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(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm in ur investimigationz, capturin ur criminalz
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(94)
 
(Some Jedi)
 
 
 
Mary Cheney gives birth to Anakin Skywalker
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(154)
 
(Some Lincoln)
 
 
 
Texas Senate approves $5 strip-club admission fee to pay for victims of sexual abuse. Because, you know, there's a direct connection
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark is up for a Webware award. LGT voting page. Let the Fark be with you
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(84)
 
(Free-Lance Star)
 
 
 
Statues disappear from National Slavery Museum. Police believe the sculptures to be moving towards Canada by rail, perhaps of a subterranean variety
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(36)
 
(News Watch 50)
 
 
 
Not news: Kids get into fight after school. News: Police suspect gang involvement. Fark: The gang names are the "Pink Flamingos" and "Squirrels"
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(81)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old girl arrested and held without bond after distributing anti-homosexual fliers at school. Enlightenment 1, Free Speech 0
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(701)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Their health continues to ail, the Coast Guard is still banging pails, all of this effort for whales, it still continues to fail
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(42)
 
(CTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
School shooting in Toronto. Currently in lockdown
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(301)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Judge decides kid who wrote about mass murder and having sex with dead people isn't all bad
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(89)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Homeless Australian hermit with million-dollar beach view gets a reprieve after local council drops plans to evict him
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(55)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Pirates of the Caribbean: Antigua might strike back against U.S. in online gambling dispute by voiding American copyrights
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How to find true love with a guy: Agree with everything he says and let him date other women
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(215)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When making architectural renderings of buildings, make sure you put enough black people in the picture
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(416)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Elderly lawn bowlers claim squatters' right to their playing field, demand developers get the hell off their lawn
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(58)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Fine restaurants are learning what Farkers knew all along: There is no food on the planet that can't be improved by adding bacon
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(239)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Police zero-in on identifying suspects in pellet-gun shootings described as "four to five teen boys wearing white T-shirts and baggy pants"
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(85)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Global warming set to blanket Colorado tonight in in an eight-inch glacier that will melt in a week
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(313)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew's brother-in-law Mike goes to the USA Rock Paper Scissors Championship in Drew's place, files a report (kind of a sponsored link kind of not, see article for more info)
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(78)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
China threatens America with their 12-boat navy and one-million-man water-walking army. Well, if Iraq had no navy or air force, these guys must really be wicked scary. BOO
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(178)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Parents spending up to $40,000 for children's playsets, including one which is 58-feet long, 46-feet wide, and 16-feet tall
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(203)
 
(Decatur Daily)
 
 
 
Athens, AL all aglow over reopening of accident prone nuke plant
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(67)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Plastic shield protects expensive TVs from flying Wii remotes, sneezing viewers
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(63)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Shark's virgin birth stuns scientists, Maury Povich
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(120)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
While it takes submitter two years to save up for that 1968 Hemi Charger, it takes Warren Buffet about eh, an hour... a little less, actually
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(56)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Drew gets interviewed by CBS, talks about the book and something else and blah blah blah
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(109)
 
(KWGN)
 
 
 
Elementary school cancels zoo trip over fear that children will eat plague-infected squirrels
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(66)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Guess who is up for parole again? It's that ol' lady killer, Charlie Manson
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(237)
 
(Indiana Gazette)
 
 
 
Sam Adams Boston Lager is now brewed in Old Latrobe, PA, home of Rolling Rock, which is now brewed in Newark. Vince Carter traded to Celtics to keep the balance of suck in place
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(179)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this speedy racer
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(89)
 
(Editor & Publisher)
 
 
 
One of the few major news outlets skeptical of intelligence reports during the run-up to the war in Iraq is barred from Defense Secretary's plane
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(141)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wolfowitz's "brunette" girlfriend dumps him when he loses his job. Seems that he's not all that sexy when money isn't involved. No word on his "blonde" girlfriend
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher from yesterday's least attractive teacher/student sex pairing claimed to be 15 on his MySpace page
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "statistic pulled from UN Secretary General Ki-Moon's ass": Three species of plant or animal are going extinct everyday
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(82)
 
(Some Scientists)
 
 
 
Global warming will spread malaria, make flu season run all year, and put Richard Simmons in more shorts in more infomercials. Your dog wants a gin and tonic
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaska is so farking huge, they have exchange student programs within their own state, complete with Anchorage big-city culture-shock goodness
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(49)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Carrier strike groups are currently in the Persian Gulf carrying 17,000 sailors and marines for an unannounced show of force off the coast of Iran. Shhh... don't tell anyone
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(252)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Trainload of beer derails in Denver. Flags at Fark offices lowered to half staff as Drew prepares to sit shivah... oh wait, it's just Coors. Locals break out canoes, start conjugal relations in them
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(110)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Helmetless man shows off motorcycle for his friends. If you're reading this on Fark, you've seen this movie before
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(210)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
When drawn into litigious confrontation, baseball bats should not be involved
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(27)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery looks at "The Gong Show," Menudo, "Kojak" and other things that should've never been made into trading-card sets
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sixty-year-old NJ woman gives birth to twins exactly one year after a 59-year-old NJ woman gave birth to twins
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(58)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Emos... EXPOSED (over a decade too late)
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(482)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland proposes using at-risk teens to escort people on subways to protect them from other at-risk teens. What could possibly go wrong?
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robber breaks into car and dumps victim's father's ashes in his front lawn, thinking they were drugs
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the Poor Headline Department: "Four walk unscathed from plane wreck." Well, they actually crashed in the ocean, swam around a bit before being rescued by a copter and had scratches -- but apart from that...
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guide to the perfect burger. Mmmmmm, the perfect burger
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(177)
 
(EITB24)
 
 
 
Do you want to improve your cows' milk quality? Play them Mozart
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ways people waste gas when they think they're actually saving it
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(163)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sicko or sickos shoot and kill 15 of Oakland's bravest firefighting goats. In other news, Oakland has firefighting goats
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hardees/Carls Jr. CEO: "My opinion is that the media is the main supporter of healthy eating. We're certainly not hearing it from our customers"
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(90)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Under new industrial relations laws in Australia, workers can be fired for yawning or running their fingers through their hair. Wolfowitz seen snickering and licking his comb
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't get lippy, husband tells wife while chewing off her bottom lip
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(26)
 
(Lubbock, TX)
 
 
 
Texas lingerie-shop owner faces jail, sex-offender status for selling "illegal toys"
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefighters "tied up for some time but disciplined and controlled firefighting contained the blaze to one room"... of a bondage parlour
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(11)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Using cockney slang to call something "queer" on British TV will get you in trouble. Coming right out and calling it "gay"? Well that's just calvin, mate
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(108)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
No one go to Newport Beach, its bat country now
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Darwin goes golfing; sinks a 75-foot putt
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(66)
 
(Some Bud Drinker)
 
 
 
Who will defend our pissy American lager? Who?
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(137)
 
(Some gymnast watcher)
 
 
 
Photoshop this distressed gymnast
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What. The. Fark
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(633)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Passengers on British Airways jet fall ill. British food suspected
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you addicted to the Internet? Or can you quit anytime you want?
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten simple ways to save yourself from messing up your life. Joining TotalFark strangely absent from list
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher-of-the-year student-sex scandal" story proudly presented by South Carolina. No seriously, she was named "teacher of the year"
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(71)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Documents show bin Laden wanted to use Iraq as staging ground for attacks against USA
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(231)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush authorizes covert action in Iran to destabilize the government. What could possibly go wrong?
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(247)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 bestselling books of all time. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" closing on "The Book of Mormon" for eighth place
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(115)
 


Tue May 22, 2007
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
A drug which reduces the desire for marijuana and blocks its effect on the brain has been successfully tested in rats. Still no cure for cancer
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(273)
 
(Rocky Mtn News)
 
 
 
Denver airport starts selling ads on security bins. "Not going anywhere for a while...?"
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
McDonald's to push Egg McMuffins in China. This is bit of a gambit, as hastily prepared, super greasy food is not the way the Chinese do things
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(119)
 
(PassTheGiblets)
 
 
 
Wild turkey injures school-bus driver. Jack Daniels will do the same thing
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(62)
 
(The Herald)
 
 
 
Parasite in Scottish water could devastate salmon stocks (yawn) and cripple whisky industry. PANIC
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(85)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Soccer moms beware: Stymied by lack of farmers markets, the elderly are now targeting Starbucks
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(64)
 
(AOL Sports)
 
 
 
AOL Sports Blog suggests a Fark photoshop contest: Carson Palmer's hot dog ad
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(72)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Death row convict's final words as he dies: "Go Raiders." Raiders will go, and continue to suck
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(119)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
First the bees started to disappear. Now, potatoes and peanuts may also go
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(98)
 
(AJR)
 
 
 
American Journalism Review says reporters could learn a lot from "The Daily Show," primarily being honest
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(161)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gas prices rise to $3.22 per gallon on news that oil falls to $65 per barrel
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(341)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Teenager who won a court case to treat his leukemia with holistic medicine "doctor" instead of chemotherapy has died
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(270)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Seven-foot-tall great dane is world's biggest non-red dog
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(116)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Liberty University student arrested for trying to use napalm bombs to stop protestors from disrupting Jerry Falwell's funeral
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(435)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Hoff gets visitation rights back after drunken cheeseburger-eating incident. Bonus: Pic of the Hoff with his hot daughters
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(157)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pedestrians step in front of buses and get run over. City reduces speed limit. Even more pedestrians step in front of slow-moving buses and get run over
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Officials at an all-women's college removed billboard advertising the school after vandals made it more accurate
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(232)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Burglar apprehended after leaving resume at crime site
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teen sues drug-sniffing dog for violating his civil rights, presumably the civil right that lets him sell drugs at school
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