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Sun April 15, 2007
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If religion ruled the business world...
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(87)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Helicopter rescues teen after he's declared too fat, drunk and stupid to climb back up from the beach
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(46)
 
(wlns.com)
 
 
 
Teens with giant balls of steel rob Ted Nugent's house. Surprisingly they are not killed, grilled
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(120)
 
(WTFark)
 
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New Zealand Parents Find Gummy Penises Amongst The Gummy Bears And Just Can't Deal. Wait- Kiwis Don't Feed Their Kids Gummy Penises? Weird.
 
 
(allAfrica.com)
 
 
 
Goblin trafficking still exsts in Zimbabwe, western lands of Mordor
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(70)
 
(Intl Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Baby Boomers continue to collect annoying, expensive gadgets
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(65)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Inmates sue over mosquitoes in prison. Article provides picture of its author
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mail the Force be with You - Star Wars mailboxes
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(89)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
"Art Dungeon" and other cool things in Drew's hometown
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(26)
 
(faireconomy.org)
 
 
 
"CEO Pay, Stock Prices, Corporate Profits, Worker Pay, and Inflation, 1990-2005." Boy those accursed, bargaining-power-equalizing unions sure have screwed Americans to the hilt
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(851)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best Illusion Ever
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(167)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The wildest storm drain overflow you'll ever see
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We don't have electric cars due to Rockefeller
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(98)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
What's 50 feet long, yellow, weighs 80,000 pounds, and likes donuts?
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(88)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Hacker Boot Camp" teaches security tactics by teaching students some popular hacker techniques. Now get down and give me twenty credit card numbers, maggot
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
You know it's a slow news day when there's a story about 600 people setting a world record by bouncing on gold-coloured Space Hoppers (with piccy)
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For when you're at a nice restraunt and bored: napkin origami
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(35)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
School to ban game where students see how long they can tolerate someone scratching their skin because of that whole "flesh eating bacteria" thing
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(57)
 
(Farkette)
 
 
 
G-man kills dog for being shapeshifter
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(73)
 
(Some Alter Boy)
 
 
 
Today's hot blonde teacher taking DNA samples from an underage boy brough to you by the Catholic Diocese of Tuscon. (w. courtroom pic goodness)
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(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Global warming rally cut short by cold weather. Suck it Gore
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(337)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Engineers installing 300,000 gallon water tank inside top of new Comcast skyscraper
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(66)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Homeless man running for mayor of Naperville on a platform of fixing the corrupt system that caused him to become homeless
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(56)
 
(Some Giraffe)
 
 
 
TFer went to Toys R Us to pick out a gift for 5yo nephew. I must have missed the memo. When did all the toys turn into a big pile of suck?
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(455)
 
(Some skirt)
 
 
 
Photoshop this retro transistor
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(51)
 
(FSBO)
 
 
 
Arizona realtors get Zillow banned in state. Because a computerized algorithm could never be more accurate than a high-school dropout housewife in a gold blazer
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(184)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Storm cancels 300 flights. TONIGHT WE DINE IN the crappy airport restaurants
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(161)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Imus really fired because he was about to reveal 'truth' about 9/11 attacks
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(694)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Foolish customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie. And here's why
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(62)
 
(Aberdeen News)
 
 
 
Hospital finds that the patient was not at fault after the surgeon severed the patient's penis. The surgeon performed the impromptu penisectomy in response to his own frustration with his sloppy performance
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(42)
 
(SunJournal.com)
 
 
 
Women of porn are just looking for normal guys to date
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(199)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Usually, when a boy approaching his teens finds himself surrounded by older teenage girls, it isn't the girls who suffer the accidental discharge
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain now fines you more for putting your garbage out for collection on the wrong day than it does for theft
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man wears top hat and cape, lives in a spaceship house, and jams his neighbor's loud stereo with microwave beams. Then the story gets really weird
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(208)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Neet morks harb ot deat byselxia
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add sea lions to the list of animals trying to kill people in Australia
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(51)
 
(Herald Mail)
 
 
 
Old-school vinyl records are still hanging on to a...still hanging on to a...still hanging on to a...still hanging on to a
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(146)
 
(ABS-CBN)
 
 
 
Police force claim zero crime while watching boxing match. You all know what happens next
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(19)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Women's bodies are becoming polluted by cosmetics and their toxic ingredients
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(132)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey Governor's crash was caused by driver trying to get out of the way of his car, which had its lights flashing while responding to a talk-show related emergency
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(126)
 
(Some skirt)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man forking his tunes
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(53)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
300 cats found in home, seen plotting resistance against Persian invaders
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(81)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Old and busted: natural birth New Hotness: Do-it-yourself caesarean (with ugly-ass newborn pic)
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(63)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dear Pope: Please wear your pants like a man. Love, the Antichrist
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(62)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
This is exactly why you shouldn't try to put a stuffed buffalo on a roof as a prank
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(34)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New statistics reveal that young children are at a high risk of dying at birthday parties due to the numerous choking hazards, like deflated balloons, parts from small toys, creepy clowns
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(37)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teacher kept color-coded records of girls he targeted on internet, his threat level now at red
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(48)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
National Socialist Movement plans to hold rally at SC State House. If there is one thing I hate more than Illinois nazis, it's South Carolina nazis
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(150)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain's war on drugs "a total failure"
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artificial bones are being made from inkjet printers. Here scans the science
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(35)
 
(China Post)
 
 
 
China sets fire to 42 million pirated goods
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(49)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Most Americans now file their taxes online because they've discovered it's easier to cheat that way
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(50)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Customs officials seize massive haul of nunchucks, batons, guns, and Hello Kitty backpacks
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Washington's 200-year-old still is making booze again
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(62)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
IBM to sell chips that can be stacked. 3.2 Ghz Pringles hit the shelves in September
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(55)
 
(Siken Standard)
 
 
 
A near riot breaks out at a Waffle House at 2am after a nappy headed ho said that "that white boy stole her $20,"
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(320)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Roaming ninja stops robbery at UIUC
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan's "thumb tribe". A nation's youth all thumbs with PCs
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(119)
 


Sat April 14, 2007
(Some Tweety)
 
 
 
Photoshop this birdy about to get screwed
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman receives Australian award for bettering the human condition. Submitter's condition feels tingly (pics) (of Nicole - not submitter's "condition")
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(68)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Mobile phones wiping out our bees. And our ares. And our going tos. And our want tos
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(199)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ford paid Allen Mulally 28.2m for three months' work, while losing 12.6b. Yet American automakers wonder why the American public seems unwilling to bail them out
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(113)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
This parasite has belled the cat
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(87)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
15-year-old Australian boy pretending to represent ABC TV succeeds in having more than 200 clips removed from YouTube
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(52)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Student decides the best way to warn his school district that their computer network was insecure was to hack into it. Jailarity ensues
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(55)
 
(Some Twitcher)
 
 
 
EagleCam - watch a nesting Bald Eagle in Maine from the comfort of your computer desk. Click WATCH LIVE to view in real time
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nappy headed Don Ho passes away at age 76. ♫ So here's to the golden moon, and here's to the silver sea, and mostly here's a toast to you and me. ♫
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(148)
 
(Hamilton College)
 
 
 
Students from college debate club challenge students at another college to see whose founding father is the coolest, will vie for the title of Master Debater
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Luxury watches being made from pieces of the Titanic. Oddly enough, they aren't water resistant
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(71)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Marathoner attempting to run around the Earth twice. Expects to accomplish feat in under four hours
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(134)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Chicago wins the USOC bid for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games
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(181)
 
(Int Herald Trib)
 
 
 
Mia Farrow makes Steven Spielberg make China make Sudan help Darfur
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(73)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Pornographic beer bottle stripped from store shelves
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(75)
 
(SB Sun.Com)
 
 
 
Baby owl taken into custody at college police station. Found loitering at cafeteria (pics)
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(93)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Man cleared of three rapes after defense team uses the old "let's measures his penis" strategy
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(76)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Time Warner Versus affiliates: We interrupt this thrilling sudden death fourth overtime NHL playoff game to bring you this important infomercial. Thank you for subscribing to Versus
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(82)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Prague residents prefer goat statue to Freud. Real meaning currently under debate
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(30)
 
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Pakistanis worked up about deadly virus that apparently kills you after you answer your cell phone
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(109)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
State police officer who offered woman choice between sex and prison will receive both
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(98)
 
(Some Speedster)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red-hot rod
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(103)
 
(Blogger's Choice Awards)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton is up for a Blogger's Choice award, but he's losing to Rosie O'Donnell. That just ain't right, nobody should have to be under Rosie O'Donnell. Let's help (bumped to the top of the page for the Saturday crowd that missed
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(668)
 
(Spiked)
 
 
 
First you accept a pretty flower from your friend, next thing you know you're killing squirrels, and finally you move on to the ultimate barbaric act: watching the Simpsons
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(92)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Training with the State Police on how to do a proper door breach? Remember, try using too much explosive for hilarity to ensue
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(67)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tonight, Ron Burgundy dines in hell
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(81)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The best take on the Imus debacle, courtesy of professional sportswriter Jason Whitlock
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(319)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
New Eyezmaze/On game - Galves Adventure
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(20)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Todays "burn down your house to get out of your lease...again" story brought to you by Iowa
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian Police, using the classic Réti Opening, arrest chess champion/opposition leader Garry Kasparov at anti-Kremlin rally. Kasparov may counter with the Queen's Gambit but should be cautious of Putin's polonium-210 horsey
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Fore!)
 
 
 
Shopkeeper uses 5-iron to drive 3 armed-robbers onto the green. Police dog short-puts to pick up the birdie
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
German Army Training film: "envision African-Americans in the Bronx while firing your machine gun in combat". World War 2? Nope, last year
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(273)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Eight out of the fifteen candidates running for traffic judge in Philadelphia have over $1000 in outstanding parking violations
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ah, a refreshing morning walk. The sunshine, the light coastal breeze, the fresh air, the returning home to find a naked burglar in your doorway
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(18)
 
(KOB-TV)
 
 
 
What is worse than going on a field trip and getting banned from the aquarium? Going on a field trip, and getting your whole school banned from the aquarium. For 2 years
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nerd chick glorifies Ewok-related violence
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The first rule of Sword Fighting Club is you don't talk about Sword Fighting Club
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's Brit reading?
source: i.a.cnn.net.   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Snoop Dog defends use of "ho." 'Rappers are not talking about no college girls.' Which leaves subby to ask, so rappers are talking about college girls?
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(288)
 
(News & Observer)
 
 
 
Marine Lt. who lost both legs to an IED leaves hospital long enough to welcome home his battalion; gets hero's welcome he deserves
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(248)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Cow hunter accidently shoots partner in the chest with .44 caliber rifle. Eat more chicken
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(48)
 
(News & Observer)
 
 
 
Nifong: I was only foolin, can we make this ethics charges go away? NC Bar: die in a fire
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(102)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Suicide bombers strike Casablanca. Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, they had to walk into mine
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Prince William calls it splitsville with the gorgeous girl they were saying he was going to marry. The fruit does not fall far from the tree (with pic to prove it)
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(155)
 
(TMJ4.com)
 
 
 
When shrink-wrapping highway, make sure your first victim isn't a police car
source: todaystmj4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of women are to get breast implants cased in metal to try to reduce post-op deformity. Metal boobies. Do not want
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Photoshop these strange objects
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(76)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Odorous substance associated with aging skin found in women's wombs
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Today was not a good day for steel_pony_63
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(62)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man arrested for posing as a doctor and groping a 91 year-old patient. Maybe he stopped trying to date hotties and started going for the low-hanging fruit
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(15)
 
(Some Guy in a tux)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby penguin born at Portland Zoo. Cute, fuzzy- not sure about happy feet (video)
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fatal car crash caused by bee sting to the crotch
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
"Suddenly and without asking questions, the female principal who was patrolling the area caned her on the buttocks and also caned several other students." Now THAT'S a Paddlin'
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six found dead in Happy Valley, CA. Police suspect murder-murder-murder-murder-murder-suicide
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(49)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Presidential candidates demonstrate their competence for office by burning through millions of dollars in donations in a matter of weeks
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(39)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Man breaks into his own home. Jailarity ensues
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cleaners at a UK hospital with a poor record on superbugs have been told to turn over dirty sheets instead of using fresh ones between patients to save money
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ship tips over doing routine stuff in calm seas. Don't name it after whisky next time
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(22)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Giant house mice eating endangered albatrosses on remote South Atlantic island. "Like a house cat eating a hippo"
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(41)
 
(enjoy-toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario school board plumbers earn more than $100,000 per year
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(49)
 
(Some Honey Bee)
 
 
 
Elderly man survives attack of 1000 bees while clearing off his lawn
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(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Plaque commemorating famed crimefighter Eliot Ness stolen
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(25)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Marines deploy MV-22 Osprey squadron to Iraq to go wabbit hunting
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(171)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"Daddy shot mommy with a knife"
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's that, taxpayers? You want us to spend $120 billion to bail out stupid homeowners? Why sure, we'll even throw in a few extra billion just to be safe
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(230)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The US Navy has been testing a railgun capable of firing a 7 pound projectile at 6710 MPH. With a little work, could potentially could be the Best Potato Gun Evar
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(139)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Afghanistan residents prefer Taliban over corrupt police
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post hosts marshmallow peep diorama contest, expects 8 or 9 entries, receives 350. Vote for your favorite
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(50)
 


Fri April 13, 2007
(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA blames human error for loss of Martian space probe. And by "human error," of couse they mean "hostile alien attack"
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(60)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bottle display
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man takes a whiz in Wal-Mart parking lot, hops in his jeep, and plows into the store. Police think it's within the realm of possibility that he may have been intoxicated
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
90% of school kids have been bullied, 10% joined Cobra Kai
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Baby born with care and handling label. Still no cure for cancer
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(37)
 
(Irish Times)
 
 
 
Anti Pootie Poot march planned in Moscow, to be followed by the 10K sprint from riot police
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25 percent of Americans have no savings at all
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Prioritizer steals $140 and four cases of porn videos worth $22,000
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(Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Afghan villagers put up with the Taliban until they started picking on the transvestites
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Islamic Fatwa Targets Genies, Vampires, Mermaids, Phoenix Birds, Ghouls and Supernatural Beings
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(nymag)
 
 
 
Man jumps off Empire State Building, suffers a setback right around the 30th floor
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Chavez informs us that Zombie Castro is quietly reassuming control of government, brain supplies
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Granny finds wad of cash on train, promptly flushes it down toilet. Amtrak said thrilled to have found its next director
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This story has everything: Bing Crosby, Mexican bandits, African rhinos, corporate sabotage, radioactive pipes, amputation, and a ranch. Nope, it's not the best porno ever, just a typical day in Texas
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"Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America" wins oddest book title. Bubbles and his kitties not available for comment
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NewsFlash
 
Tornado on the ground in Ft Worth, headed towards Dallas
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Adult spelling bees: where the pain of youth collides with the shame of today
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Real estate agency provides art shows and group wine-tastings to lure prospective homebuyers. "Drinking goes with almost anything"
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US Navy shows off it's anti-terror dolphins. In other news: Moon base funding takes deep cuts
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(NBC4)
 
 
 
If you get in a traffic accident with another car do not get out of your car and punch out the 11-year-old passenger. Also, don't leave her lying in the middle of the road
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Federal prosecutors will retry the "guru of ganja," even though a federal judge is urging them to pass the case to the left
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Baby born from frozen sperm and a frozen egg. Vanilla Ice considering lawsuit for copyright infringement
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Preacher's wife who shot her husband admits "My ugly came out". Based on the pic, looks like that ugly stayed out, too
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The hold-up is always better when the bank robber is crying
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Today's celebrity DUI arrest: superagent Leigh Steinberg
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Airline coming to the U.S. wants to offer flights from Providence to Dublin for $12. That's roughly the cost of two pints of Guinness at Davy Byrnes Pub
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to Israeli doctors, those of you who are not fond of having a six-foot-long flexible prod stuck up your butt every few years are gonna be much happier
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First client of 'alleged' DC madam named: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such military strategies as 'Shock and Awe' and 'Silent but Deadly'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders Westboro Baptist Church to pay the funeral expenses of a Marine whose funeral they picketed
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Internet study finds that 83% of users do not RTFA before commenting in news threads
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Farkette #80 and Farker #81 are getting married tonight
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: A sock, a rock and a block
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If you fire a nuclear-capable missile into the airspace, so help me, I will turn this Indonesian jetliner around and go home
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(The Local)
 
 
 
King of Sweden beats off Italian panty challenge
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(Google)
 
 
 
Go to your profile and find the first thing you ever posted. Copy and paste it here. Bonus: Do not explain what you were talking about. LGN
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Scientists come up with their best idea yet: Getting rid of the Internet
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's association president upset with Larry King for saying he would retire if he developed Alzheimer's. Can't they just forgive and forget?
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If you want to get back at your ex by printing bumper stickers of her pic and phone number with "call me now for the best," you might want to consider other options
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18 year old girl finds novel new use for boobies - attempts to escape justice by squirting milk at police
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Dusting off the old Florida tag, a polite armed robber allows hyperventilating clerk to dial 911
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(WBBM 780)
 
 
 
DVD of school principal having sex with two teachers mailed to parents. Someone's getting an A in AV Club
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Don Imus' wife calls on his supporters to stop sending hate mail to the Rutgers women basketball players (story pasted in first post)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Immigrant crop picker earning $15k qualifies for $720k home loan. In a shocker, finds out he can't keep up with the payments despite McDonald's generous $0.01 raise
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(Courier Journal)
 
 
 
If you flee a police officer on foot in Kentucky, he's allowed to run you over with his car
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark TV: Welcome to the personal hell of the man with 107 (108) wives
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Current PS3 games only use 20 percent of system's potential power. Wii bowlers look like Lego men and don't have legs
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Carson Daly says he's supporting Sanjaya, which makes sense since neither has any discernible talent and yet still have become successful on television
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly.com no longer advertising free porn on its website (with pic, SFW)
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Actual headline: Iraqi leaders say bombing will unite them. In other news, Iraqi leaders fail to understand the physics of explosions
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Airman receives nickname: "Mudflaps." Apparently, he has no idea what it means
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
When going out to settle a fight once and for all carrying a shotgun, try not to go to the wrong address. If you must, try to not make it the off-duty deputy's residence
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona installs crosswalk for elk. And it seems to be working
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Scary Spice has her baby's DNA taken so she can prove it's Eddie Murphy's. Howard K. Stern will represent Eddie and try to fight it
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand plans to plug extinct volcano with human waste. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Mormons get a full moon from a goalie at a hockey game. Bonus: No pic goodness. Definitely do not want
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(Google)
 
 
 
Okay, well, seems one of you jerks knows me in real life and called the cops about the booby-trapped pinata. THAT was a fun conversation. WTF?
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Top sports agent convicted of smuggling baseball players from Cuba. If you can think of a better way to make a commission, I'd like to see it
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Remembering Vonnegut's classic MIT commencement speech -- you know, the one that never happened
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady walking on the beach
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hostages recall hijacking, loss of stapler
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(Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Today's sign of the apocalypse brought to you by New Yorkers who are walking their dogs in doggie strollers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Record numbers of Americans are finding out what being shot with a nailgun feels like
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Two stabbed after fight breaks out between rival factions. Crips vs. Bloods? No, priests and nuns in a power struggle at a convent
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Scientists artifically create sperm cells. Subby looks in pants, wonders what he's good for now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fellow writers praise Kurt Vonnegut's works, but point out his anus was unremarkable
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Foamy bubbles from sewer lagoon rain on Alaskan town
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(Some Con)
 
 
 
Man, cleared of robbing woman of her cellphone, arrested after stealing another phone from judge minutes later
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(CNN)
 
 
 
South Dakota chainsaw massacre
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Man hides in elementary school bathrooms. With creepy, asymmetrical mugshot goodness. Bonus: His last name is Arreola
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Two-meter crocodile allowed to continue to live in popular picnic area while authorities debate whether it is a risk to public safety
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Warning: When you're craving a stubby fat-filled sausage, grilling one while driving while likely result in fiery ending
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There's nothing wrong with giving presents to friends you met on the Internet... unless the present in question is your five-year-old daughter
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Fake genies, ghosts, and other supernatural beings are banned from Malaysia for undermining the faith of devout Muslims. In other news, "Casper the Friendly Ghost" is still known as "Bulbous Pale Life-Parasite" in Malaysia
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Former KKK leader's murder conviction upheld. Back to prison for you, enjoy having your sheet pushed in
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Priest jailed for cocaine possession after he goes to Columbia, buys a pound of blow and mails it to himself
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
You might be too cheap to call a cab and too lazy to call a relative, but that's really no excuse for making your 10-year-old drive you home from the hospital
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Bad Engrish: Beijing prepares for 2008 Olympics by correcting over 6,500 traffic signs to avoid past embarrassments such as menu item "fried crap" or venue dedicated to ethnic minorities named "Racist Park"
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Gushing blood, bad-ass 73-year-old cabbie drives himself to the emergency room after being stabbed by and wrangling knife from a passenger
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
If you're a vice mayor, going to a Hell's Angels rally dressed in biker garb will probably cost you a little support with the local policeman's union
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Do these genes make me look fat?
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When Mexican drug traffickers want to wage a PR offensive, they don't mess around with image consultants or flashy TV ads. No, they much prefer "Old School" methods like placing bloody heads on a pike
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Warning: If visiting the North California coast, watch out for an agressive 900-kilogram elephant seal with a taste for mammal blood that answers to the name "Nibbles"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this, uh, critter
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
In America, little mom and pop shops are replaced by big chain outlets. In Japan, mom and pop stores are being driven under by sex shops
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dumbest criminal in Scotland earns 100th conviction
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
59-year-old trucker goes 1 million miles without a wreck. "A million miles without an accident is pretty remarkable," "The fact that he did that with one company is also a pretty outstanding feat."
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wedding dresses for knocked up brides becoming more popular
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(87)
 
(Some Hairbrained Woman)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Regular public school punishment. New hotness: Haircut punishment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
House trashed in MySpace party. Buckets filled with vomit, wedding dresses urinated on and furniture burnt with cigarettes
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes ranks best cities for singles. Apparently, attractiveness didn't merit consideration
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's 15-year-old student bringing a bomb to school because he was tired of being bullied brought to you by Jackson County, Georgia
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Award-winning book, vetted and approved by parent/teacher committee a year and a half ago, pulled from students' hands halfway through studying it. Why? One "I'm offended" email plus one moralizing superintendent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man throws a metal rod and a chair at his girlfriend, she in turn stabs him in the heart with a two-inch pocket-knife blade
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(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
New Jersey Governor was involved in a wreck on the highway with a broken hero on a last chance power drive. Mr. State Trooper says the other driver may have been driving a stolen car and was born to hit and run
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
CD sales down due to pira... No, wait -- actually sales are up by eight percent this year
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(10 News)
 
 
 
School locked down after mother sees man with sword near the campus. Lockdown status was rescinded, however, when police discovered he was a martial-arts student on his way to class with a ceremonial sword
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(71)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Now cops are even profiling other cops
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(42)
 
(Free Lance-Star)
 
 
 
University president charged with two DUIs in as many days
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(Helsinki News)
 
 
 
Donald Duck hotter in Finland than in the United States, reaching over a million readers. Now if the perv would just put on some pants
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Huffington Post wants the media to report responsibly on global warming -- "responsibly" meaning, of course, "please ignore any detractors no matter how well informed or qualified they are"
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(571)
 
(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
South Florida residents must cut water use by 30 percent. The first obvious victim: Hot naked shower sex at nursing homes
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Whatever happens in Las Vegas stays in you as gonorrhea is becoming resistant to antibiotics
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finding the corpse of a mutilated goat is strange, but what police found under the goat is even stranger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DJ fired for saying nappy-headed ho. No not that DJ, a completely different one. But you can certainly talk about Imus in this thread
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(Statesman.com)
 
 
 
Bill requiring schools to offer Bible coursework as an elective is creating a stir. In related news: Water is wet, the sun sets in the west, and it hurts to get punched in the testicles
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
The next time you belly dance naked in your backyard, make sure you're not staring at the neighbor kids while you're doing it
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(The Phoenix)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tops list of 100 unsexiest men. Oddly, Chuck Klosterman was 17th and The Sports Guy didn't make it
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(NY DailyNews)
 
 
 
Hillary is on her way to meet with the girls from Rutgers. Because we all know she is going to need the "nappy-headed ho" vote
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(146)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Dead man found in airplane bathroom two hours after plane landed. Caitlin Bree unavailable for comment
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(79)
 
(US News & World Report)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton demands that "we draw the line on what is acceptable in mainstream media." No, he wasn't talking about hip-hop
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(689)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Day 2: Microsoft mum about Gates-in-space reports. Sounds like confirmation
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(42)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this well-balanced couple
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim defeated by Cleveland Indians of Milwaukee. Harry Doyle takes a long hard slug of his bottle and quips, "Remember fans Tuesday is Die Hard Night"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Family sues Geek Squad after a technician left his cellphone in their bathroom and recorded the daughter showering. The lawsuit claims a true geek would've set up a closed-circuit television feed
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McDonald's to pay one penny more per pound for tomatoes to improve conditions for migrant workers. Will eliminate obesity next week by cutting one calorie out of Double Quarter Pounder
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Even if you're 6' 3" and 250 pounds of solid muscle, you'd think most people would know if they've been shot in the back. Then there's this guy
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Man accused of taking 66 colonoscopes from hospitals. No word on how he can still walk upright
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(47)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago set to ban Cocaine energy drink, which would join foie gras, homing pigeons, "for sale" signs on cars, BB guns and smoking on list of banned items. If not careful, may lose title of "437th funnest city in America"
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(KLBJ 590 AM)
 
 
 
South Carolina lawmakers drop plan to force women to view ultrasound images of the fetus before having an abortion
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(354)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon would like to apologize for all the unsolicited dildo offers
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(60)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scientists decode Tyrannosaurus Rex's genetic code. Surprisingly, it spells out "get it on, bang a gong, get it on"
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(201)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Getting scammed into buying Florida swampland. New hotness: Getting scammed into buying Florida Indian burial grounds
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Women reach orgasms more often masturbating than with men. What about with lesbians? We'll need more research
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(535)
 
(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Czech scientists have developed a "smart" vending machine that sells beer. Still no cure for cancer, but we'll take it
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
"When the Persians come, we tell them 'we aren't leaving Lez Bo's." "Actually its Les Bos." "No, its Lez Bo's"
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Wanda Sykes surprised to hear that Don Imus is still alive, wonders when she became the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos
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(459)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Vonage CEO leaps off that sinking ship
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Arrests at Atlanta's airport bathroom are on a record pace. Everyone, place your hands on the urinal and spread your legs
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Watching this video of Tampa cops and firefighters compete in a chicken-wing-eating contest will pretty much ensure that you will never eat chicken wings again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So the devil says, "If you win, I get your soul." And Sanjaya says, "Sure man. You get me to win, and you can have my soul." Simon Cowell to claim interference with contract
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Provincial government in Canada passes resolution chastising the NHL for scheduling a playoff game in the afternoon
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(119)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
IBM workers get orangutans hooked on video games. Your monkey wants a Wii
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(81)
 
(Bob Krumm)
 
 
 
J. L. Kirk & Associates sues blogger over stray comment about them being a scam, assuring 10,000 times more bad publicity for their scamming ways than if they had ignored it
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(155)
 
(Some Pervert)
 
 
 
Canadian man, 64, asks seventh-grade girls for the "Happy Meal" at local McDonald's
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(135)
 
(Bada bing)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher banging one of her 13-year-old students" story brought to you by Newark, NJ
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this massive telescope
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(77)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
"A Port-A-Potty is not a good place to hide. There's only one way out"
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Blast rocks Iraqi Parliament building, succeeds in knocking Imus out of CNN's lead story slot for several minutes
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(423)
 
(IHT.com)
 
 
 
Kurt Vonnegut heads off to the big slaughterhouse in the sky at age 84
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(982)
 
(Sunderland Echo)
 
 
 
Doggie blood bank -- do they get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese women's group offers door-to-door matchmaking services in order to get single ladies hitched
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hot teacher-on-student action... wait, no. It was a male teacher... get a rope
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(105)
 
(SunJournal.com)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when worms have sex? Us neither, but here it is
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(41)
 
(Manchester (NH) Union-Leader)
 
 
 
The answer to the question "What would happen if sole person in charge of landing and launching planes at an airport has to take a dump?" has finally been answered
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(92)
 
(Waco Trib)
 
 
 
Current occupants of the Branch Davidian compound in Waco seeking funds to turn it into a tourist attraction. Janet Reno approves, fires up the grill
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(81)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Maine sends toilet paper to our troops
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(34)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bill Gates > Carlos Slim > Warren Buffet
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(66)
 
(Ireland Online)
 
 
 
There was a young man from Poland/ whose name was definitely not Roland/ He was hit in the head/ Later became dead/ At least it wasn't his colon
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(41)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man who took his homemade airplane for a test flight calls it "partly successful," meaning that he only has to stay in the hospital for another month
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(32)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Listerine recalling rinse due to contamination by microorganisms
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(91)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher arrested for simulating gorilla sex on student in front of class" story brought to you by Lexington, SC
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dutch cathedral unveils new stained glass window depicting 9/11. Rudy Giuliani approves, wonders if you know that he was mayor during that time
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(62)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Man describes alleged attack by 7 lesbians in N.J."
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(164)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Zookeeper's stomach ripped open by an anteater. "Animals attacking their caretakers" trifecta in play
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(116)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man fined for "washing" woman with his saliva
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man tells police about his girlfriend's 50 pounds of marijuana after she stabs his dog
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(62)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
This tour company aims to get you the full Florida experience, folks. And that includes your airboat flipping over in gator-infested waters, landing you on Fark
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(12)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The ultimate office chic magnet: Hamster-powered paper shredder
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(76)
 
(Statesman.com)
 
 
 
Police officer assigned to high school asks 16-year-old girl to pose topless, offers her $50. Somehow this carefully crafted and brilliantly executed plan backfired. (With mugshot goodness)
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(69)
 
(Bumblebeeman)
 
 
 
Apiarists all abuzz about coming famine
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(74)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Man loses court case, pays the man who sued him with 33,500 pennies
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(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This just in: Katie Couric will read anything that comes across the teleprompter. So go f*ck yourself, San Diego
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(156)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 101: "101." LGT next week's theme. Please read first post
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(121)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Refinery shutdowns will increase oil company profits. But hey, it's just market forces as oil company execs have told us
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(81)
 


Wed April 11, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Call for "U.S. Truth Commission" from 1997 as timely now as it was 10 years ago
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(36)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Dozens of colleges boycotting U.S. News & World Report rankings, refusing to fill out survey forms. Duke sucks
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cube
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(85)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
George Bush says we are losing the war on drugs. You know what that means? There's a war going on, and people on drugs are winning it
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(252)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Everything you've ever wanted to know about water, from the hilarious BBC educational film spoof "Look Around You"
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(74)
 
(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
Former American Idol finalist allegedly in "the nastiest sex tape ever seen." Bad News: It's Not Katherine McPhee. Good News: It's not Clay Aiken, either
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(164)
 
(News8Austin)
 
 
 
Over four tons of marijuana seized during a routine traffic stop in South Texas. That comes out to about 20,343 bags of Funyuns, for anyone keeping score
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(106)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police inform distraught family that their daughter died in a car accident, and also indicate that they're frustrated because she refuses to get on the cart
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(94)
 
(Winding Road)
 
 
 
UK man's prized $60,000 classic car towed and crushed by city authorities, despite being legally parked and roadworthy
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(81)
 
(Consumerist)
 
 
 
CFO of company that recalled tainted pet foods sold half his shares right before news went public
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(127)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Imus dropped by MSNBC effective immediately
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(1220)
 
(WUSA9TV)
 
 
 
Beer truck overturns. One dead, thousands in mourning. With pic of hundreds of kegs rolling away
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(72)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Fun: Driving go-carts. Funner: Driving go-carts while drinking beer. FARK: Leading police on a chase while driving go-cart drunk. Oh yeah, and you're a minor
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
General Motors pulls their ads from "Imus in the Morning," because it's not like he was helping them to sell cars or anything
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(172)
 
(The Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Experts used by James Cameron to prove Jesus is still dead now claim grave errors
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(113)
 
(Consumerist)
 
 
 
Senior VP for RIAA holds a Q&A at ASU. Hilarity ensues
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sharpton and Jackson have failed as leaders
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(275)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember the story that Bush had almost blown himself up? Yep, BS
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(116)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Americans finding themselves too fat for sports they used to enjoy can A) lose weight and get in shape, B) just forget about it, or C) take up sumo wrestling. Yes, even you over there with the prosthetic leg
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(41)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Powers That Be block D.C. madam from trying to sell her list of Johns because they don't want their names to get out -- so she just gives them for free to the first media outlet that asks
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(252)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Snelville, GA passes tough gang ordinance. If you have ever been to Snellville, you know this is as necessary as Andy Griffith setting up a gang task force for Mayberry
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(77)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Our goat exploded. WTF?
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(158)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery reviews the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie
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(127)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Catholic church attempts to hide money after filing bankruptcy, then calls it a "misunderstanding." Look, over there, it's the Easter Bunny
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(196)
 
(Teh Bog Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big fricking peat harvester
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(78)
 
(More Oklahoma Shenanigans)
 
 
 
"Miss, are you on any kind of drug?" "I am. It's the Holy Spirit and a little bit of marijuana." You gotta love those small town police reports
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dropped charges against Duke lacrosse players officially confirmed. Nifong: "It's really hard to swallow, but I don't have a gag reflex"
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(283)
 
(Newsbusters)
 
 
 
Jessie "Hymietown" Jackson refuses to accept Imus's apology
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(434)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Kids pay $3,000 for all lobsters in store, then set them free -- so they can be caught again
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(152)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote
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(1487)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that they have their money, N. Korea wants to delay shutting down its nuclear reactors. Luckily, New Mexico's governor is on the scene
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(80)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eye doctor to help restore Munch's "The Scream." Therapy will consist of the doctor saying, "Is the nihilist image you are seeing more clear with lens one -- *click click* -- or two? Lens three -- *click click* -- or one? Good"
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(40)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark TV: Man robs subway, gets job there seven months later. Video ensues
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell thinks 9/11 was an inside job, which means she thinks the Holocaust didn't happen, which means she weighs as much as a duck, and therefore is made of wood and is a witch. Burn her
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(1133)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hail delays shuttle explosion
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're taking care of your mentally challenged sister, try not to pimp her out on Craigslist
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(84)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Still in fear of the Moonites, mayor of Boston requests the "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" movie not be shown. Next up on the mayor's list: Bring back Howdy Doody
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(297)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
REMINDER: Birmingham Fark party this Saturday @ The Oasis, 7ish
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese discover large ring of piano smugglers who sneak past airport security with the goods in their pants
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(59)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Politicians in Norway consider taxing soda more because it's unhealthy. Herring still almost given away free
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(92)
 
(Sun Journal)
 
 
 
Owner of bed-and-breakfast says hidden camera discovered in guest bathroom facing into the shower was put there to prevent employees from stealing and breaking stuff. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple has their car towed, impounded and crushed by police while they were away on vacation. If you can call a Mitsubishi Colt a car
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just submitted: It's FARKING SNOWING in Chicago... in the MIDDLE OF FARKING APRIL... AAARGH
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(653)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Music director spends two years of fundraising to buy a £45,000 grand piano for a concert, is dismayed to watch the movers break it as soon as it's off the truck. Oops
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(98)
 
(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Last night's anti-violence march in West Philly was mostly a success because only one person was shot
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(142)
 
(Duluth News-Tribune)
 
 
 
City commissioner -- who said he would support slavery if his constituents voted for it -- now tries to get out of trouble by playing the diabetes card
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(90)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Exploit a historical figure for business purposes
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(152)
 
(citynews.ca)
 
 
 
Robbing a bank with a toy gun? That's a $150 fine. Canadian
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National zoo seeks rare jackass scapegoat
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giuliani tells reporters a gallon of milk only costs $1.50, and a loaf of bread is $1.25. Right... and they're probably even cheaper if you buy them in those peaceful Baghdad markets McCain's been telling us about
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(328)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Boulder cops recover 1000 stolen wedding gowns. Hundreds of life sentences expected to be handed out in the wake of this case
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Marital status: [ ] Married [ ] Single. Are you currently menstruating? [ ] Yes [ ] No
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(107)
 
(MosNews.com)
 
 
 
Russian fisherman sparks international incident after making beer run to Japanese island of Hokkaido
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dept. of Public Health spokesman Serious Cat announces pet food recall has reached Canada
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(107)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Old and busted: School shootings. New hotness: School eyebrow-trimming device attacks
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(33)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Think you had a bad day? At least you weren't paralyzed yet concious during the first 30 minutes of abdominal surgery, like this guy
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(132)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Furries are sprouting up all over the UK and the Sun is there (SFW)
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(400)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
More than half of children in India are sexually abused. Pope claims there cannot possibly be that many priests
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(84)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Holocaust role play results in exactly the sort of behavior one would anticipate, which for some reason these administrators didn't anticipate
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(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany begins drafting four-month-old babies into its army -- 43 seen taking notes
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Average home prices rise in the UK, forcing UK farkers further into their mom's basements
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(62)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's just plain stupid to cut off your tongue for any woman, no matter what kind of goddess she is
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, kids. You're about to experience what your parents called the "Cold War" with Russia back in the day. Complete with sneaky military tactics and overall threat of global thermonuclear warfare. Have fun
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(146)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New program to dissuade robbers through the use of positive "customer service on steroids" has cut bank thefts by nearly 50 percent
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(29)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
There's a time and a place for jokes, and it's not in a court of law while your 13-year-old son is being remanded into custody for killing another boy
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(52)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Ogden, Utah officials considering setting up a panel to stop bad odors. Compulsory showers for local farkers is their first goal
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(18)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A "woman town" where females make all decisions and punish naughty men is being built in mid-China. Normally, you have to pay quite a hefty sum for even a few hours of that kind of treatment
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(40)
 
(Some Family Tree)
 
 
 
Man, 61, adopts a 41-year-old woman. This should put a slight kink in the family tree
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(16)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear person who watched "Flip This House" and thought you could be Donald Trump: You have 48 hours to vacate the premises. Love and kisses, The Bank
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(104)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass chimp, star of 12 Tarzan movies, turns 75 years old (with pic)
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(56)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Hard Rock Cafe releases plans for it's first theme park. Neverending Rolling Stones ride a possibility (with pics)
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(28)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Design the cover of a self-help book written specifically for all the Mother of the Year candidates constantly showing up on Fark
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(48)
 
(Sun-Herald)
 
 
 
Driving while intoxicated is stupid, but only Florida can produce the rare moron that crashes his car because he's trying to take a shot of whiskey and snort cocaine while navigating a curve in the road
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(59)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
911 supervisor resigns after woman chokes to death because he didn't want to be bothered dispatching help. Jokes "another one bites the dust" after victim dies (with 911 call audio)
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(214)
 


Tue April 10, 2007
(ABC)
 
 
 
All charges dropped in Duke lacrosse case. Nifong swallows
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(239)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
About per cent of Australian parents believe technology is robbing the family of quality time, numerical keyboard buttons
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(52)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wordworth's poetry has drawn young lovers to the Lake District for 200 years. So let's make it a hip-hop video featuring a giant squirrel with huge nuts. Young people love that
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man gets the optimum recipe for his cremation tattooed on his arm. His mom must be so proud
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The subprime mortgage market crash has forced the banking industry to only give mortgages to people who truly deserve them -- like a $3 million second mortgage for a man who's out of work
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(137)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Astro-Nut was into bondage (item pics)
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the continued Nerf-ing of American life, Penn students agree to substitute being pelted with flour, eggs, and various condiments to being pelted with marshmallows and streamers during the decades-old rite of passage called "Hey Day"
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds that during the past 30 years, the number of male births has decreased each year in the United States and Japan. All hail our women overlords. Especially the hot ones
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(174)
 
(ft.com)
 
 
 
China upset at U.S. over WTO complaints. Threatens to embargo exports of poisoned wheat gluten
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(67)
 
(wnep.com)
 
 
 
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that motorcycle raffle ticket you bought in 2001 was not a winner
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(27)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time Magazine article on abortion in Latin America says that the "morning after" pill causes abortions. Here comes the revisionist science
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(395)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Moose and reindeer at a wildlife park have been invited to a taste test panel that will help decide which type of salt should be used to de-ice the roads in wintertime
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(24)
 
(Some Numbskull)
 
 
 
Not news: Weird Easter present left on couple's driveway. News: It's a human skull, origin unknown. Fark: Wife thought it was an animal skull and kicked it into the ditch. Bonus: Husband works with submitter's brother
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(47)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man driving his car turns into the wrong driveway and ends up smashing into a house
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(16)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
When your kids piss their pants, do not put them in hot dryer and say, "I was giving the children rides in the dryer, I even put pillows inside." They will think you are crazy
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(36)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old-fashioned television
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(140)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Just when Atlanta police have all crimes solved, someone has the nerve to host a home poker game
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(74)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Customs officials wonder why someone would send hundreds of old computer monitors from Canada to Oz. Answer: $211 million worth of coke and ecstasy, eh?
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