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Sun April 01, 2007
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teachers increasingly avoiding teaching controversial subjects such as the Holocaust and the Crusades in order to better serve today's children a heapin' helpin' of ignorance
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(324)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fence post
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(84)
 
(One More Level)
 
 
 
Stay up all night figuring this one out
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(226)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
SWAT team tasers double amputee who couldn't run from the long arm of the law
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(41)
 
(BayArea.com)
 
 
 
New study finds one in five drivers texting while behind the wheel. ur lamo coz u drV yl txtN on a celfne
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(74)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Bello the Clown reunited with his prized mini-bike
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(29)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption why Steven Colbert is so happy
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(113)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
HAT THREAD
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(416)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Famous RCA logo of dog listening to gramophone meets the new age: Nipper the terrier to be replaced by Gromit the claymation pooch (with pic)
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(56)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
In recent "study", Chinese women say "sex" doesn't make them "happy". This article could use a few more unnecessary quotation marks
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(79)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
10 yr old boy is quizzed by police for sending email with word gay in it
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(95)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
A violent state mental hospital patient said a genie commanded him to kill another patient, so he did. He apparently received further orders from the genie to escape, so he did
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a world .... where violence rules ... there is "The Announcer Guy" ... who is enjoying his Geico-made fame
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man carjacks, shoots 2, so he could see his brother, a future Bengals draft pick, play football at the University of South Carolina
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefox to be more popular than IE in less than 3 months
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(207)
 
(usgs.gov)
 
NewsFlash
 
BREAKING: 8.0 earthquake in the Solomon Islands
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(95)
 
(Law.com)
 
 
 
To ban strip clubs, towns must demonstrate evidence of "negative secondary effects" like falling property values, rising crime, your daughter suddenly having enough money to move out of the house
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(37)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Civil War reenactor gets wounded reenacting battle which had no wounded
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
3 People Shot at Nickelodeon Awards Party. No, really
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(92)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Robbery foiled after robbers are unable to get cashier to understand that they are robbing him
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(16)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man stacks 8,000 30-packs of Coors Light, creating a 15-foot-high mountain that features a steaming locomotive with wheels made from steel beer kegs. "We wanted people to come in and say, 'Wow, that's a lot of beer"
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(39)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Concealed carry decreases crime. HA HA, just kidding. Violent crime went up after MN legalized CCW permits
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(270)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man takes out newpaper ad assuring his family, friends he's not dying
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(21)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How asking someone to the prom has changed over the years
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(123)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The undead take to the streets of Brisbane, Australia
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(42)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Home-schooled student wins third consecutive Arizona state spelling bee. When asked how he felt about the win, Jonathan quoted as saying, "Just kill me. At this rate I'm never going to touch a real boob, ever."
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(79)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
The trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV shows a city with an uncanny resemblance to New York City. Give ya three guesses as to who's pissed off about it
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(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy petting his dragonfly kite
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(73)
 
(Star Beacon)
 
 
 
Man snaps, gets arrested for waving a sword and threatening motorists. No word on if it was all those Toyota Highlanders that pushed him over the edge
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(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Retirement community sues to have toddler removed from lawn
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(106)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania teachers will now face FBI background checks and electronic fingerprinting, in addition to a hotness test to see if they get jail time for banging students
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
DO NOT WANT. Pet food recall list keeps getting longer
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(278)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Offers to buy Chocolate Jesus sculpture pouring in. "Some people are fanatics. They want my art for their kids' first Communion."
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(58)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
If you're a voyeur who peeks in windows, pulls blankets off sleeping girls with long hook, avoid leaving DNA samples outside said window
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pollen art
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Designers want to give NYC taxis an extreme makeover. Still no cure for that strange, smelly, sticky goo on the floor
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(12)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Today's "Mother of the Year" comes from Taylor, MI. This candidate offered to let an undercover detective take pornographic pictures and have sex with her 7-year-old daughter
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(93)
 
(Venice Florida!)
 
 
 
Attorney for the state of Florida to a confused mayor: Despite what you may have thought you learned in school, Canada is not another state -- it is, in fact, a totally different country
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(67)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Battle over beef jerky threatens to tear Wisconsin family apart
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(34)
 
(Burlington Free press)
 
 
 
"Something is amiss when a shooting victim is embarking on a prison term 20 times longer than the shooter's sentence." Welcome to the wonderful world of federal drug law. Check your common sense at the door
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(84)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Good news: Philadelphia is in line to meet another one of its milestones. Bad news: A milestone that means Philly is on par to hit 400 murders in one year. Guns don't kill people, Eagles fans kill people
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(65)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Cargo ships are new hotness for taking cruises, sneaking in terrorists
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass, um, thing, born at Edinburgh Zoo
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
50th anniversary of the best media April Fool's joke ever: spaghetti harvest time in Switzerland
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(42)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Amusement park visitors kicked off a ride called the Screamer for screaming
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(37)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Bombs heard going off in the British embassy in Tehran
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(160)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you thought the American nanny state was out of control, check out Britain's future plans
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(130)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Diary discovery gives clues to Amelia Earhart mystery
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(92)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
More government computers go missing. But it's not like they have all our nuclear secrets on them. Oh, wait...
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(11)
 
(Some Cop)
 
 
 
"If you have a pacemaker, you shouldn't be out fighting the police"
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(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you planted a bomb under a marked police car in Santa Cruz, the FBI, ATF, and Santa Cruz PD would like a few words with you. Actually it will be more like a few minutes in a locked room with Mr. Taser and Mr. Nightstick
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(74)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Man files lawsuit as part of a national body parts scandal, claiming he received transplanted bone tissue that might have been diseased. Edward R. Marrow to investigate
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(14)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
How to travel Europe on the cheap
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(66)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this treadmill test
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New alimony laws lead to divorce boom in Japan
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(68)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Mexico cracks down on porn films in taxis
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(23)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
NASA announces first mime in space who will perform in vacuum outside International Space Station, hopefully without space suit
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Camera captures "guardian angel" at the Vatican (with pics)
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(144)
 
(Some Fairy)
 
 
 
What appear to be the mummified remains of a fairy have been discovered in the Derbyshire countryside, possibly the result of a 400-year-old hate crime
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(142)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysian dogs trained to sniff out DVDs make a second big discovery of $430,000 worth of pirated DVDs. Given the state of Hollywood lately, they could probably just start using regular bomb-sniffing dogs in the future
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Under new UK laws, teachers may now legally kick your ass
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
US student wins world sudoku title. We're number 1 [ ] 5 [ ] [ ] 7 8 [ ] 3
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some Brits will have to pay £5 "carbon charge" to fire up their grills
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(42)
 
(wltx.com)
 
 
 
Cop who shoved skateboarder gets suspended, has to wear "Bad cop, No donut" T-shirt
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(81)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Falklands - 25 years after
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Please bring your seat to the full upright position or I will cap your ass
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(36)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Britain's schools to experiment with gay-themed children's books, but it's going to be strictly a one-time thing just while they're in college, OK?
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(82)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Remember those Muslim imams who were kicked off the airline for "suspicious behavior"? Yeah...they're suing everyone involved, including the passengers who complained
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(195)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man loses son to bullies who hanged him from a hook. Man now suing Dairy Queen for showing a commercial that shows two boys being hung by their underwear on hooks
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cluttered bed
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio State, Florida to play each other for National Championship. No, this is not a repeat from January
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(120)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Bill that would legalize abortion in Mexico City expected to pass city legislature. Hey Mexico, please enjoy hour-long arguments on the same three talking points for the next 40 years. Yours, Estados Unidos
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Worlds Oldest Lightbulb, from 1901, Still Lit [pic]
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(85)
 
(Jpost.com)
 
 
 
"U.S. ready to strike Iran on Good Friday"
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(281)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton wants stricter home loan standards. I don't know what that is, but I'm against it now
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(121)
 


Sat March 31, 2007
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Garuda pilots were arguing about air speed and flaps shortly before the crash. I think someone owes someone else an apology
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's red-light district holds open house, legs
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(47)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's "Axe wielding maniac threatening police officers" comes to you from Queensland, Australia
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest 380 year old ship that sank as soon as it was launched you'll see today
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(100)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
And so it begins: Two people bitten by sharks. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ringing cell phone leads cops to crooks hiding in dumpster. Bonus: one of them is wearing a bathrobe. Extra bonus: they were trying to break into a parking meter. Can you hear me now?
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Final Four is going down tonight in Atlanta
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(924)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy's hobby is collecting vacuum cleaners, he has over 150 vacuum cleaners, knows each by their sucking sounds
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Clown pleads for return of very small bike. Very small search party sent to basement of Alamo
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(59)
 
(macon area online)
 
 
 
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass "GO", do not collect 200 billion dollars. Do not say "That's hot". Do not flash your goods
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(128)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stupid yuppies are paying $22 for a glass of beer to drink at trendy 'beer cafes.'
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(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these old gamers
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(64)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Network Rail fined £4m for Paddington crash failures. Small bear seen scurrying away in his wellies and raincoat
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(19)
 
(Law.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer wins a landmark $105 million dram shop verdict against a concessionaire based on evidence of a "culture of intoxication" at Giants Stadium, only to see it reversed
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(57)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Last Minute Final Reminder: Phoenix Fark Party TONIGHT 7pm @ Reagle Beagle. LGT Google Map
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Town's 5,000 prize daffodils decapitated on eve Britian in Bloom contest (with pics)
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(48)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical Boots soon to be in American hands. Dora seen to be very upset
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(33)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dear Public. Now, promise you won't get mad, but it turns out all that Ethanol we've spent billions on pushing is, in fact, useless. Our Bad. Sincerely, your Government
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(218)
 
(HEO)
 
 
 
The Bush administration is embroiled in the most ridiculous non-scandal scandal in human history -- set off when the administration stupidly apologized for firing its own employees
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(596)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sydney turns out the lights for one hour to raise awareness of Global Climate Change. Throw another strawman on the barbie ------>
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(190)
 
(Obi Juan Kanobi Sanchez)
 
 
 
Jedi Trainee - The Force not with you? You need this to hone your Jedi skillz
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dye your easter eggs with beer. Won't work? Okay well then go drink beer and dye eggs
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(24)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moth
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(99)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
More employees are taking office supplies. Wally to start training class on the subject
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Accidentally honest headline of the day - "Chancellor acted on best advice -Balls"
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(38)
 
(NBC10)
 
 
 
Manopause - only 5% of angry old men are getting treated for it. Have you hugged your irritable ass today?
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(40)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
America's "Families With High Self Esteem" movement hits New Zealand
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(61)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Couple goes postal because their mailbox is on the wrong side of the street
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(71)
 
(Some Guy on thin ice)
 
 
 
In the frozen north, they put money on when the ice will break
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google's decision to replace sat photos of New Orleans to pre-Katrina images has raised the ire of Congress. The same group that has done almost nothing to actually help New Orleans
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(158)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Golf resort on Egypt's WW2 El Alamein battlefield will feature luxury condos, sandtraps, anti-tank mine hazards
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kiev to stage protests. Cordon Bleu unavalible for comment
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Japanese musicians set world record for longest concert ever. The Grateful Dead vow to retake their crown someday
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(59)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Kitten castrator sentenced to three months of house arrest. A lot of cats could have thought of a lot more appropriate sentence
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(83)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Surveillance shows gunman at daycare who shot at windows only to learn they were bullet-proof (with video, photos)
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France won't ban skinny models. In other news, France doesn't surrender
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(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Doping up dementia patients only kills them faster. In other news, doping up dementia pat
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italy gets an official language; Italian. Local plumber in overalls reportedly unhappy with decision as his only italian consists of "mama mia"
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Danube not-so-blue anymore. Here come the hippies
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(36)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Art-hating vandals vandalize outdoor modern art in Halifax. Interestingly enough, no one noticed the post-vandalism difference
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US rules out swapping its captured Iranians for captured 15 British Naval personnel, says it can get British seamen any time it wants
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(207)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two kids from Illinois turn themselves in for starting Hollywood fire, virtually assuring they will be laid more than anyone else in their high school
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(31)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
This is where the law stops and I start, sssssssucka I-Mockery reviews the most macho things about "Cobra"
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not News: woman cheats on husband. News: husband shoots other man. Fark: Wife charged
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(176)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Got Money?
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(93)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pakistan, Egypt and the Philippines seeing an increase in tourism due to their beautiful scenery. Oh, and, the kidney transplants
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(9)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Steve Bauer camps out overnight in his store with a .44-caliber Magnum, manages to catch the people stealing his antiques. Boop beep boop beep
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(41)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If senior citizens ran the world...
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(86)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Woman calls in bomb threat to avoid working over the weekend. Police suggest they can help out with that for about 250 consecutive weekends, plus the weekdays too
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(16)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
License points are the least effective way to deter speeding but the most effective way to raise insurance company profits
source: thenewspaper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the hitman you hire to kill your wife turns out to be a cop
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(41)
 
(Brandenton.com)
 
 
 
Today's "Woman assaulted by naked man wrapped in a blanket and calling himself Satan" story brought to you by Lexington County
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(17)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's the end of the world as we know it. Los Angeles to host text-messaging championship, without popular abreviations
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Elvis no longer the King of Dead Celebrities
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(134)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Volcano erupts in Minnesota. Wait ... what?
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(45)
 


Fri March 30, 2007
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teens who can manage their emotions found to be best at using condoms. In other news, the vast majority of teens are doomed to suck at using condoms
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(82)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Student newspaper pulls out quickly after parental outcry over sex articles. Advisor says articles were devised to "inform," especially the one where a janitor talks about his Great Shower Discovery
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California geniuses report that windblown desert dust is polluting their cities. Ralph Nader announces plan to sue nature
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(57)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Large asteriod to pass close to Earth tonight. It won't hit, but if it did it would "likely upset global commerce". EVERYBODY PANHANDLE
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(94)
 
(Some Rusky)
 
 
 
Photoshop this monkey and his ball
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A "followup" tag two years in the making: Scotty's remains are finally scheduled to be blasted into space. Unless there's a slight drizzle on the scheduled launch date or a mosquito gets too close to the shuttle or something
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(53)
 
(Plime)
 
 
 
You have to use the bathroom in the mall, do you: A) find a bathroom B) wait C) crap in a plant in front of everyone ? - with video goodness
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(173)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Remember how CNN wouldn't run the Mohammed cartoons "out of respect for Islam"? Well that respect doesn't apply so much when it comes to "Chocolate Jesus"
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(821)
 
(Goldstein08)
 
 
 
Pornographer Al Goldstein running for president. He'll run long, run hard, and finish messily
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(67)
 
(Consumerist.com)
 
 
 
Why Are Text Messages Marked Up 7314%?
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(206)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you plan on robbing a bank, do not do a search for "how not to rob a bank" on your computer
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(33)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Coolest slideshow of mechanics pulling 150 lbs. of condensed ganja out of a truck's fuel tank you'll see all day
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(45)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
New Eurofighter can't blow the crap out of civilians on the ground, but they're working on a fix for that
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(122)
 
(nbc11.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brush fire threatens to destroy world-famous Hollywood sign. EVERYBODY PANIC oh wait it's just a damn sign
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(294)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
Video
 
News anchor caught sleeping on-set at the end of the weather forecast
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(51)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Little League bans "chatter" from players unless it's positive; Reds campaigning for similar rule for fans
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phi Kappa Tau regroups after starring in a porno that included fraternity members being filmed playing ring-toss-on-the-dildo with porn stars two years ago
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(144)
 
(Unisci.com)
 
 
 
Good news: scientists find possible cure for cancer. Bad news: it's herpes
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(124)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
NIT Championship t-shirts are misspelled - congrats to West Virgina
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(116)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Today's headline: Eighth graders feed classmates laxative-laced doughnuts. Tomorrow's headline: Doughnuts outlawed in public school
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(50)
 
(WKVBC)
 
 
 
Homeless men in Las Vegas awarded $45,000 for sleeping next to their own feces. The Aristocrats!
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(121)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkTV folks need some PS submissions for an upcoming show. Theme: unlikely nice prison amenities
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sunbathers in Moscow in March, who would've thought? Thank God for global warming
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(132)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
South having one of the worst pollen seasons in years. It's literally bukkake from plants
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(211)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkTV: based on last week's story about people falling asleep while driving - meet the cab company that hires only sleep-drivers
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(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mobsters accused of using a strip club for "training." This could be the end of the Chippendale crime family
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Teacher has sex with student. Apparently news: White female teachers have sex with black male students. Fark: Eveyone plays the race card
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(463)
 
(Some Salvation)
 
 
 
"So you and the other followers believe that Jesus Christ was resurrected in Puerto Rico in the 1970s?"
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these grapes
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(113)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
If you call 911 and get a message saying, "Our offices are closed because everyone is at the doughnut shop," the system may have been compromised
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(62)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
Video
 
What happens when there's no news? Anchors turn their scathing investigations on themselves. This is sure to make you cringe
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(70)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Suicide fails miserably when bridge jumper found alive five miles downstream. No word on Zuzu's petals
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(146)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Women's volleyball hooliganism brings sports to its knees in Greece
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(76)
 
(MyFoxPhilly)
 
 
 
Guy from London decides to become goddess of fertility in India. It gets even weirder around the part where he lives with 80 eunuchs
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(77)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
Chicago issues first $250 foie-gras fine. In related news, Chicago hot-dog vendors put foie gras on hot dogs
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(129)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Once again, ICANN cockblocks ".xxx" domain names
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked man, appeared to be clothed at the time drove away in a church van, accused of evading police [Editor: Wha?]
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(31)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Hackers stole financial records and nude photos of Republican governor's press secretary years ago. Pictures resurface and, naturally, the Democrats are to blame
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are going to dine and dash, don't do it in the same restaurant, on the same day of the week, at the same time... every week
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(72)
 
(WWEEK.com)
 
 
 
Putting the search for a cancer cure aside, scientists consider the truth to "Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear"
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin personally tracks down the family of an 18-year-old soldier and offers to pay her college tuition
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(274)
 
(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Today's "Arrest of 'Family Ties' child star" story brought to you by The People's Republic of Boulder, CO
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(230)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
First-grader suspended for showing Paris Hilton cartoon
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain needs to teach kids more life skills, like how to walk. Maybe they should set up some sort of ministry for it
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(59)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Undercover Cop uses untraceable license plate to dodge blame in a hit-and-run. Too bad he also used it to dodge paying parking tickets
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(54)
 
(WPTZ)
 
 
 
"Pretty drunk" man steals double-amputee John Jones' wheelchair. Jones did not give pursuit
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(45)
 
(Some Texas)
 
 
 
Not News: Driver gets a DUI. News: getting a DUI after having a one car rollover accident and having a BAC more than three times the legal limit. Fark.com: You are the Chief of Police
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(41)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
University cook fired after students complained that they were served dog meat. Your dog is steak
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor inmates starting fires shall keep Texas from its appointed crapload of executions
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(179)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
British sailor won't stop taking dictated letters as third comedy message released by Iranians
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(407)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Peaches Geldof writes guest column on Myspace for The Guardian. Comments below reveal that readers not impressed, don't like Mondays
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
127 people who went in for vitamin shots may have received a cocktail of Vitamin A, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Hepatitis C, Vitamin D, and Vitamin E
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(55)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Minneapolis city worker worried about what's in the sewer system because while he was cleaning the system, blood sprayed out of a hole and got all over him. No word on if he heard a voice saying, "We all float down here"
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(166)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Court rules that you CAN call some Norwegian cops 'horse cock'
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(67)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Kyrgyz Prime Minister resigns amid scandal in Ministry of Vowel Acquisition
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Karl Rove drops it like it's hot. With David Gregory dancing goodness
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(170)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Troopers hit the jackpot Wednesday when they arrested a man driving a methamphetamine lab on wheels, who had drugs tucked away in his armpit, grew marijuana in a tub and was on probation violation for murder"
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(57)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The writer wrote. His letters were terse, manly. The girl's legs were long, shapely, inviting. Hemingway--Dietrich letters to be made public next week
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A small earthquake rattles Montana. None of the 6 people who were in the state at the time were injured
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(68)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Staffer caught red-handed stealing toilet paper from school. There's no way she'll be able to wipe this stain off her record
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this French harbor
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(80)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man mails letter from Titanic's last port of call predicting the voyage wouldn't turn out too well
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(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man caught trying to smuggle geckos in his socks. At least he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance
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(11)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Crikey - teenager saves 38 lives when she takes over out of control bus after driver blacks-out in Australia
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(45)
 
(Some Rental Car Guy)
 
 
 
I am sick and tired of these motherfarking snakes in my motherfarking rental car
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your kids tell you they want to get a dog. Do you A) take them to PETCO, B) get a cat instead, or C) Tell them to leap from your SUV and steal the neighbor's dog?
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Prayer doesn't work. Bible explodes, taking Obvious tag with it
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(612)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
10-year-olds attack, beat homeless man, police say, apparently trying out for new Fox show "Are You Tougher Than A 5th Grader?"
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reverse "Crying Game" unveiled in Tennessee prison
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(127)
 
(Some Sugar Daddy)
 
 
 
"Girls Gone Wild" founder plans restaurant chain. Order the New York Strip. Au jus
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(90)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Deadline extended for Halliburton stock offer
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(36)
 


Thu March 29, 2007
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman's house burns. News: 20 dogs, 15 cats die. Fark: 10 dogs, 5 cats, 3 turtles, 2 possums, 2 crows, rabbit, squirrel, 7-foot python survive
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(42)
 
(TDN)
 
 
 
Adopted Washington woman tracks down birth mother, discovers she is an heiress to the Jell-O fortune
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(98)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Girl kicked off plane for coughing, screaming babies still ok
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(129)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The Minidress Is Back ... If You've Got the Legs for It" Complete with trampy FoxNews photo essay
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(98)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
USDA Undersecretary promises daily inspections at 250 meat plants will begin "soon, Damn soon". Which is good, because under federal law they've been supposed to have been happening for the last thirty years
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you picked up a hitch-hiker in your helicopter 15 years ago, some lonely old spinster would like to talk to you
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(66)
 
(Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fruit stand
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millions of college students die of hunger after microwave ovens found to be dangerous
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(151)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
BMW to open plant in India; New models to feature anti-lock brakes, MP3 player, roof rack for wives and goats
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(47)
 
(Florida Times Union)
 
 
 
Two teens caught selling $30,000 in stolen goods online to fund surfing trip, will not be paddling to New Zealand
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(28)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Parents fight to continue using cattle prod to shock autistic son
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(90)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man leads police on a high-speed chase and after he gets caught he claims he is Dick Cheney, Jaclyn Smith, and the husband of Paris Hilton's sister
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(25)
 
(Tyler Morning Telegraph)
 
 
 
Parent arrested for cutting and biting classmates who bullied her college student daughter. We need a Texas tag
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(58)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The Albuquerque police department has billboard that has a bride in running shoes that reads, "Running away from your current job? Call A-P-D recruiting."
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(36)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy finds the watch that Santa lost in sea ice at the North Pole
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Live satellite feed into minivans means soccer moms can know the father of the baby on Maury while driving to get Tyler and Cody a happy meal
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(80)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Jet With 147 Passengers On Board Makes Emergency Landing(With Video Goodness)
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(72)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
If you are missing a pair of legs with pink toenail polish, some police on Long Island would like to talk to you
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(49)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
So, I need to travel from Chicago to London. What does Google Maps suggest... wait, I'm supposed to cross the ocean HOW? (Step 20)
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(142)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Don't worry. She's handcuffed and in the back of the deputy's car -- but wait, now she's in front, and she's driving away
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(43)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
A good way to prepare for Easter is to create a sculpture of Jesus. Oh, did I mention it is made out of chocolate, and is anatomically correct?
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(77)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Bosnia is now a tourist destination. Iraq might take more than a decade
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Second British captive letter suspicious: "Today I am very sad because INFIDEL LEADER TONY BLAIR, WITHDRAW YOUR TROOPS FROM IRAQ. LONG LIVE IRAN. SIGNED, LITTLE GIRL"
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(151)
 
(The Nonpariel)
 
 
 
im in ur kar, steelin ur peenis pumpz
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(80)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study on the effects of Title IX just as confusing as last study on the effects of Title IX
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(98)
 
(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
And then there were nine: One of the last 10 draftees still in the U.S. Army retires
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(95)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Art displayed at Atlanta's City Hall says it's "OK to hate the black man." Oh wait, no it doesn't, because that would be bigoted
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(216)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teletubbies to celebrate 10th anniversary of pushing the gay agenda
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(95)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Jacko hospitalized in Vegas for pneumonia. Sadly, it really is a Fox breaking news alert. C'mon CNN, you know you want to
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(211)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo public schools labeled "warehouses of violence." Well, it's better than the "manufacturing plants of annihilation" they've got in Detroit
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(43)
 
(FMQB)
 
 
 
Mancow: "Opie & Anthony are failing miserably." Opie & Anthony: "Hey hypocrite, give back all the shock jock money you made." Drew: "Nutsack"
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(314)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man caught videotaping women's feet at science library. It's not illegal to videotape feet so no charges were filed
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(138)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Modern update of Handel's Samson imagines the character as a Zionist suicide bomber in 1940s Palestine. Submitter expects this change to result in a calm, reasonable and level-headed debate on the topic
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(400)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did you know that there's a stone Darth Vader gargoyle on the Washington National Cathedral?
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(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey girls, now you can pee like a man. Maybe with a few years of practice, you too can write your name in the snow
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(186)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
A brief summary of Philadelphia's nanny state laws. Since passing them, Philly has become the best, safest and most productive city ever known. Just kidding, absolutely nothing has changed
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(178)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
WIth all of Minnesota's problems solved, next on the agenda: Making the Tilt-a-Whirl the official state ride
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's headline that will make all men cringe and slam their legs together: "Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident"
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(120)
 
(Some Fishy Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jellything
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(145)
 
(KWTV/KOTV)
 
 
 
Tornado video from two television stormchasers in western Oklahoma and Texas panhandle
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(126)
 
(Washington times)
 
 
 
One of the latest Congressional reforms to take place since the Democrats gained the majority is the discontinuation of the federal agency that tracks pork spending
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(290)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush Administration's representative in Middle East "calls U.S. military presence in Iraq an illegitimate occupation"
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(116)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New Time poll shows that Republicans are more unpopular in America than anyone else... except, of course, for Democrats
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(276)
 
(Waterloo Record)
 
 
 
Five-year-old falls nine stories and survives, leaves crater (with pic)
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(193)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate tackles the hard-hitting issue of whether it's appropriate to invite the man who molested your child to a party
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(242)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
India has banned satellite television channel Fashion TV for two months, because its programmes were "against good taste" and could affect public morality
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(49)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into home, has a shower, tries on clothes... Strange buglary trifecta in play
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Residents upset when they learn that Eric Clapton and a Wal-Mart are moving into their neighborhood. Unstated as to which upset them more
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Anal attackers' sentences cut on sexual technicality"
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate to Bush: Veto this, biatch
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(1022)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
Hildog's got a snuck in her snizz
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(142)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox's Ann Coulter version 2.0 is a former stalker and ended a university professor's career with questionable rape charges, but at least she's better looking
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(308)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Look to your left. Now look to your right. One of those people has had their credit card info stolen from TJX Companies
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(46)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
Video
 
Anchor comments "Now that's a sign of the apocalypse"
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(50)
 
(Some Slow Guy)
 
 
 
MIT nerds figure out that certain light patterns slow down brain activity. Specifically, two blue columns, with a wider white column in the center. Now where have I seen that before?
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(113)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The White House's impending email security disaster
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(190)
 
(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Man, 101, remembered for humor, giant cock
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC reports stunning facts that caffeine is in soda and that it is potentially addictive
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(69)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Kermit the Frog has joined the army and is fighting in Iraq (w/pic and video goodness)
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(97)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
2006: Mayor of Bridgeport, Connecticut apologizes for getting caught using cocaine (thread 2126942). 2007: Mayor apologizes for defending rapist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Students majoring in sports management at Lynn University in South Florida will get course credits by attending NCAA Final Four
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The publishers of the Choose Your Own Adventure series sues Daimler Chrysler over ad campaign. If you think they'll win, go to page 78
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(120)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zombie Castro: "Graaaagh cooruuupt U.S. brainzss... enviromental policy urrrnn... starving prolatariat of brains, turning foood into fuuel... Bushh izz Azzgraahn... Brainnnsss with barbaga zaarz..."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burglars break into a home, and have sex in the master bedroom. "The sheets have been taken away for DNA sampling and I don't want them back."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian judge who tried to avoid $77 speeding ticket by claiming a friend had borrowed his car now faces 13 charges of perjury because the supposed driver died three years ago
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(AOL News)
 
 
 
Britain rejects Iran's demand that it admit sailors entered Iranian waters, prepares Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
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(273)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Circuit City to fire 3,400 workers, will hire lower-cost replacements. Welcome to Circuit City, I love you
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(252)
 
(The Mad Hatter)
 
 
 
Mmmmm... 50 pounds of mercury
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Last female U.S. veteran of WWI dies
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swiss man sentenced to 10 years in prison for getting drunk and vandalizing portraits of Thailand's king. Sex with ten-year-olds still OK
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush uncorks an assload of zingers. Take his wife, please
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(363)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your lack of postage disturbs me
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher arrested for having sex with a student" story brought to you by Melbourne, Australia (with pic goodness)
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(182)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Shocking report from the UK: Dentistry reforms have failed
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(31)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Ewok abode
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(99)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Study finds that smokers make poorer workers, though you'd have a harder time working too if people wouldn't shut up about your bad habits
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(135)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what thousands of people making snow angels in unison looks like? North Dakota recaptures Guinness World Record for simultaneous snow angels (with pic)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stepfather faces life in prison after he poured caustic soda over his step-daughter and got caught trying to lye his way out of it
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(73)
 
(Fort Wayne News-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Former Miss Bolivia arrested for trying to smuggle two pounds of her namesake's marching powder through an airport
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(35)
 
(Newsobserver.com)
 
 
 
Workers cleaning WW2 chemical weapons training camp in Alabama find 13 mortars filled with mystery liquid. The most common last words for an Alabamian are - "Hey yall, watch this"
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(34)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're facing molestation charges, the ol' "fake your own death and flee to a homeless shelter" is not going to work
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(28)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Scottish company encourages people to mail poop to your favorite Englishman on St. George's Day
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(35)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Author discusses how to tell if a woman is still a virgin, including the beer bottle label test
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(129)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Final Reminder: Phoenix Fark Party this SATURDAY (3/31), 7pm @ Reagle Beagle. LGT official party thread
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(39)
 
(KARE11.com)
 
 
 
Woman charged after biting her boyfriend in "his private area" while he slept
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(65)
 
(BayNews9)
 
 
 
After solving all other problems, legislature considering bill making lap dances in strip clubs felony offense
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pirate teen suspended for his belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster (link updated)
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(390)
 
(kcbd)
 
 
 
Investigative reporter tries to uncover lax hospital security by trying to steal a baby. What could possibly go wrong?
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(54)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Dog with clogged arteries gets a pacemaker. (with pics)
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
7-Elevens may be converted into Kwik-E-Marts to promote The Simpsons Movie. No word on where they'll set up "Moe's Tavern" yet
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(137)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 99: "Hobbies" Difficulty: No Fark or Other Websites. LGT next week's theme. Rules in first post. Wipe hands on pants
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(284)
 


Wed March 28, 2007
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Marines begin policy of rejecting recruits that sport huge ugly-ass tattoos, which is akin to banning wrestling fans from live matches due to low I.Q.s
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(139)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Violent sex offenders demand minimum wage for working prison jobs
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
75 year-old to skydive in UK. Article provides info for hospice donation in advance of jump
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(24)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Lack of "unstructured imaginative playtime" bad for kids, according to psychologist living in a world devoid of kids, sticks, things to hit
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(108)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
American Idol's Sanjaya pretty much sucks at everything
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(99)
 
(Some flooded Guy)
 
 
 
In an effort to curb the out-of-control crime rate in New Orleans, Mayor Nagin installs EIGHT security cameras at a cost of $38,000. Bonus: he can't find anyone to man the cameras
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this couch golfer
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(82)
 
(dgc360)
 
 
 
American Idol results show thread, No Doubt and 10 goes down to 9
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(308)
 
(TNR)
 
 
 
John Edwards denies that his wife's cancer announcement was a campaign stunt. In other news, in the past 5 days his campaign has received 50 percent of the amount it previously took three months to raise
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(167)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Free gas in New York -- all you need is a set of balls and a temper
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Before sailors are released, Iran demands that the UK admit sailors entered Iranian waters, also that the Ayatollah is much cooler than the Queen
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(297)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher arrested for having sex with a student" story brought to you by Lakewood, Ohio (bonus- submitter was on a flag football team with the teacher)
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(117)
 
(Tex's Brother)
 
 
 
TF'er Texapocalypse succumbs to liver cancer. Your dog wants a farkin' cure for cancer
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(299)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prisoners at Kinross Correctional Facility only six feet away from freedom by tunnel. Then realized that they'd end up in Michigan's upper peninsula and figured prison's not so bad
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(115)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Christian Monopoly: It's just like "Monopoly," only instead of trying to bankrupt your opponents and acquire all the cash in the world, the purpose is to help the poor and learn about God. Sounds like a blast
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UCLA message board posters have some fun with photoshop, and direct their efforts towards seven-foot-tall ugly woman Joakim Noah
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(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It will cost you $241 per ticket to watch Joakim Noah scream, hoot and holler like a complete tool after every play he makes. Of course, the "independent aftermarket retailers" are charging just a tiny, tiny bit more
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(66)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Pot distributes 350,000 anti-Kettle DVDs in Utah, hoping to convince Mormons their religion is a cult
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(180)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Six months later, still no charges against ex-Congressman Mark Foley (R-eacharounds). Foley uncharacteristically tight-lipped but is eager to turn the page
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(201)
 
(redding.com)
 
 
 
Fark's helpful tips No. 530: When standing in a bank, don't call police to tell them you plan to rob it. With mugshot goodness
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(30)
 
(TPM)
 
 
 
Karl Rove to undergo surgery. X-rays reveal U.S. Constitution, Hatch Act in rectum
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(225)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Nation's oldest CEO turns 106; is unsure Social Security will be around when he retires
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(38)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
China building the "world's largest dragon" to make up for their "world's smallest penis"
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(52)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Burger King caves to PETA, announcing two percent of eggs will be "cage-free," 10 percent of pork "crate-free," 100 percent of food "taste-free"
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(115)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Soccer star Mia Hamm welcomes twin girls, rips off maternity gown to celebrate
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(98)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fed chief says problems of sub-prime meltdown are contained to poor people and small investors, so it's nothing important people should worry about
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(139)
 
(Some Philly paper)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Metro now using Muppets as front-page commentators
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(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
This just in: Humans have a tendency to settle in low-lying coastal zones, despite the risk posed by fluctuating sea levels
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(55)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Some Internet users don't hold back about Tony Snow's cancer: "He is pure lying scum and should die ASAP." Snow's response: "At least they called me pure"
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(279)
 
(The Onion)
 
Video
 
Onion News Network: Bush reinstates draft, but only for Civil War reenactors. Will their fake deaths use up real medical supplies?
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(53)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Tampa can't spell "Kennedy." The former VJ was unable to be reached for comment
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(76)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Driver rescues 17 babies and preschoolers from school bus before it burst into flames
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(91)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Iran releases pictures of British marines. Apparently, part of the interrogation is the Amish makeover (pic goodness, of course)
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(437)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another idiot arrested for posting videos of himself on YouTube driving at 170 mph
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(165)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Space junk falls around airliner while in flight
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
News: "Expert" calls for blogger code of conduct after disturbing amount of nihilism and anger. Pansy can't take it
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(139)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's tallest man marries woman half his age. I was told there'd be no math on Fark, sorry
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(115)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
The next in a long line of Fark circumcision flamewars: World Health Organization hails circumcision as vital in HIV fight
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(854)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
"Pssst, hey buddy... wanna buy 110 parakeets?"
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(46)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The new head of Pennsylvania's liquor control board cannot interact with any members of the state Senate until the end of November, except to go drinking with senators and rent a house from one
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eddie Griffin's $1.5 million Ferrari crash? Yeah, probably just a marketing ploy
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(190)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If Bill Gates ran out of money...
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(133)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man jumps turnstyle in Paris Metro, gets arrested. Witnesses, naturally, start a riot. If only they could dedicate this passion towards productive work of some sort
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(109)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Rogue Chicago Cops are an exception, not the rule. Don't believe me: Just ask the reporters who were ticketed and threatened with arrest while trying to cover the hearing of the cop who beat up the female bartender
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(198)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Over 40 percent of food ads targeted to children feature junk food. Then again, when was the last time you saw an ad for brussels sprouts?
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(57)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police really appreciate it if you videotape yourself committing burglaries and then leave the tape in a stolen car you abandon
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(19)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
West Virginia's favorite lottery winner settles another suit. In related news, the expected income of a drug addict set at $1.2-2.2 million. Nice work if you can find it
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(30)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent protects president Bush from reporter's question
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
West Virginia and Clemson all set to fight each other for 66th place in men's college basketball. Duke sucks
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
Video
 
Fark TV: Based on the true story of a man who stole a kidney and then sent pics to his friends via cellphone. Apologies for naked Sean in a tub of ice
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cover for "Harry Potter and the Truckload of Money" released (pics)
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(237)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart CEO on NYC: "It's too hard to make money there" and "Not worth the effort." That's a funny way of saying officials were slow with tax breaks and residents didn't line up for welfare-sapping jobs
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(354)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Police, looking for white woman acting suspiciously at Walgreens, show up at the wrong store, then pull guns on black woman and her daughter. "There's no mistaking my race"
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(92)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
High school softball game has final score of 64-0. In an unrelated story, sportsmanship appearing on the side of milk cartons
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(175)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Man-o-wars -- sharks -- rip currents" collide at Florida beach to create the "perfect storm" of Spring Break chaos (with video)
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally, a question that everyone needs answered: Does a sex change affect contract law?
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(188)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Farker's coworker was caught taken pics of his genitalia to email a slut he met at a truck convention in KY. Help this Farker come up with a "DO NOT..." sign for the men's room. (LGT GIS)
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(202)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Subpoenas to compel Karl Rove and former counsel Harriet Miers to testify are authorized and ready to be issued. Bush classifies U.S. Constitution, four Supreme Court Justices declared enemy combatants
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(670)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bernanke: Mortgages not big issue, STFU and GBTW, you bunch of bedwetting reactionary biatches
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(65)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Reason No. 5673 why we can't "win" in Iraq: The police officers we're working with and training, instead of arresting bombers and aiding the populace, embark on revenge killings instead
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(118)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
One-dollar parking ticket from 1980 paid off by man who is just getting around to paying off his library fines, too
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(30)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Airbus wants more taxpayer money. In related news, Boeing execs call room service to send up more hookers and some clean money to roll around on
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(56)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
John Edwards to give Americans free health care. Also on Edwards agenda: Flying unicorns and fudge brownies for everybody, televised execution of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
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(620)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom must wear a fluorescent jacket at night so he can be seen lurking
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(46)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Iran announces will release the female British sailor, who was, like, nothing but "biatch biatch biatch, nag nag nag" all the time
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(174)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK busts out the old GPS to prove marines were in Iraqi waters. Garmin3d
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(266)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sorry about that downtime there, the dbase server blew up. I took the time to catch up on emails instead. Submit away -- Drew
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(166)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Man complains when fired for skipping work several days to volunteer in search for missing boy. "When I lay my head down on my pillow at night, I know I've done the right things"
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(66)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA press conference
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(83)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dutch court rules that convicted drug smugglers can claim the cost of buying and shipping hashish to the Netherlands as a deduction on their tax returns
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(31)
 
(Quad-City Times)
 
 
 
Judge doesn't let man who lost bar bet change his name to Peyton Manning, says obscure name like Rex Grossman or Tom Brady would be fine
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(26)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Your girlfriend moves out of town, threatening your relationship. Do you: A) Tell her you understand and try to make it work? B) Break up with her? C) Plant bombs all over her new town until she freaks out and moves home?
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(36)
 
(Winding Road)
 
 
 
Presenting Mudflap Man, for all of your equal-opportunity sexist sticker needs
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One-third of women are scared to be naked in front of their partners. All men say it's okay, we have beer goggles
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(278)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you live in Texas now, you can basically shoot anyone, anytime, anywhere, for anything at all
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(308)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian skydiver arrested for dancing in the middle of an intersection and mooning a Florida police officer. Alcohol involved? You betcha
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(10)
 
(Sheboygan)
 
 
 
Fark: Twin sisters exposing themselves. Farkier: In front of a five-year-old boy. Farkiest: They took pictures and had them developed at Walgreen's
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(99)
 
(Beaumont Enterprise)
 
 
 
Grand Theft FEMA trailer
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Small study shows Short Man Syndrome (Napoleon Complex) has little basis in reality
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(114)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anybody, but Michigan seems to have misplaced 15-million gallons of sewage
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A peculiar machine falls to earth in Somalia, killing one camel and freaking out the locals
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(127)
 
(Scripps)
 
 
 
"The things people use as bookmarks." Use like Lunesta®
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(52)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Study of the sex lives of women in their 40s, 50s, 60s and 70s finds.... actually you don't want to know what it found
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a difference between Texas and Britain. In Texas they buy guns for their kids to protect them from knife crime. In Britain, they buy their kids body armor
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(76)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
San Francisco bans plastic grocery bags, common sense
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(150)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pope John Paul II moves one step closer to sainthood with his first confirmed miracle. Next up: the nurse who changed his bedpan to testify about the many religious movements he created
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(141)
 
(Spareroom)
 
 
 
Best cricket headline since "the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willy"
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wedding reception ends with participants cut, bruised, bleeding, and thrown into tables. If that's the wedding reception, then the married couple is going to have one damn kinky honeymoon
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(IHT)
 
 
 
10,000-square-foot A380 is new "must have" personal jet
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Oslo cops fuming over latest release of knife- and sword-wielding nutjob who thinks he's Blade
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge rules man doesn't have to pay parking ticket because he drove off before it was placed on windshield. Meter maids seen buying steel-toed boots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this skateboarder catching some air
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Tue March 27, 2007
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gunmen seize busload of children in the Philippines; demand "free housing and education for... children"
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Having solved all of their problems, France is now lobbying for help to provide proper-fitting clothes to their tall citizens. Submitter thinks they will eventually give up on the idea
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Light can bend liquid
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cities making it illegal to feed homeless people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Dutch want to invent foods that prevent obesity and don't taste like a bag of recently humped armpits
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you find yourself often stressed out at work, maybe your fat-ass should quit
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Surf's up as sewage tsunami hits village. Brings a new meaning to "wipe out"
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(Some Tweaker)
 
 
 
You're at a party when someone shoots you in the leg with a BB gun. Do you: A) Call police? B) Leave the party? C) Shoot someone in the chest with a crossbow? (Mugshot goodness)
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Judge pulls out handgun, demands order in the court
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ten jobs for sports lovers. No talent required
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(nbc11.com)
 
 
 
You got meth in my candy. No, you got candy in my meth
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(AP)
 
 
 
Pastor plays the "Will you accept my apology? Will you forgive me as Christ forgave?" card when caught stealing $30,000 from charity to support gambling habit
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Six-story building collapses in New York -- no fatalities, no serious injuries, but it landed right on top of Chinese take-out, Kennedy's Fried Chicken and the local liquor store. Submitter is sad
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