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Sun March 25, 2007
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Hats
source: photofile.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(DeKalb Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man sponsors a dog - twice - for membership in the Moose Club, surprised when club kicks him out
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(24)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
NY winery creates wine-flavored ice cream. Eww. Submitter sure as hell won't be scooping any farking Merlot
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(74)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris wants his autobiography taught in public schools
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(85)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
No Child Left Behind is actually working, especially in poor school districts
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(280)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Teenager killed by hit-and-run driver at same spot where his friend died in accident just hours earlier
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(102)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Orangutans could be extinct in 5 years. No more right turns for Clyde
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government cost cutting debate over recycled toilet paper. Some flushed with excitement; others think idea belogs in dumper. Seat still up on matter
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scottish pub bans repeat farter. I guess it was the Haggis (with pic)
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(108)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man watches news, finds out he's wanted for murder, tries to turn himself in but the cops don't seem to care. Luckily, there's a FOX affiliate nearby (with video)
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(44)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old drivers find a "a four-way intersection's cacophony of signs and lights particularly confusing"
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is quite understandable to want to send a sexually explicit tape to your lover when they are in lock-up. Just don't be surprised if people react strangely because it's a monkey
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Lesbian asks court to ban gay adoptions. Mulleted Ironic tag struts onto the scene like it owns the place
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(76)
 
(eCanadaNow)
 
 
 
Palestinian woman caught trying to smuggle three crocodiles taped to her upper body from Egypt into the Gaza Strip via Rafah Border Crossing
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(22)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Church hit with $2 million dollar water bill. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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(73)
 
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
Man gets wasted, drives car, jumps curb, flees accident, strips naked, fights cop, gets tasered, winds up in hospital. Or as submitter calls it, "Saturday night"
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(20)
 
(Some Thinker)
 
 
 
Atheists steal moral judgments passed to us by God and claim them as their own
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(796)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart busted for premature tortoise release
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(14)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
OMGWTF(EX-GF)BBQ
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(127)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
♪ Ooopa Loompa Loompity-Doo, How would you like it if I fondled you? ♫
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Edwards is discouraging sympathy votes that might pour in because of his poor, dying wife's breast cancer tragedy that may leave him a lonely widower with two young children to clothe and feed
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman accuses random stranger of rape in a vain attempt to win back her ex
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(180)
 
(St Kitts Substandard)
 
 
 
Man arrested for swimming in Niagra River shocked to find out that it's full of ice and waterfalls. Police say he has both the tiniest and largest balls around
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio to put mug shots of child support deadbeats on pizza boxes
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(203)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When torturing, stabbing, beating and drowning a man, make sure he's actually a pedophile and not some learning disabled guy
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(210)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Global warming is caused by high school sports teams using artificial turf
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(60)
 
(Forward)
 
 
 
Tom Delay (R-imjob) apologizes for corrupting government. Just kidding, he tags Democrats as "scoundrel...Hitler(s)", auto-Godwins
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(130)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
How spontaneous combustion works; drummers beware
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(62)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Parallel universe versions of things we've gotten used to
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(194)
 
(Some Stranger)
 
 
 
Why do Middle Schoolers hate Ireland? (nsfw language)
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(139)
 
(Game Gecko)
 
 
 
Sunday time waster: Rings and Sticks
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA Elite Eight Day 2 Discussion Thread (LGN)
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(620)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to de-stinkify your home
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(113)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing says "father of the year" nominee like a man pushing a baby in a carriage along a highway during a rainstorm at 3:40am looking for crack
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How up are you on your super model trivia? Do you recognize these top models enough to be able to name them?
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(76)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Company develops curry for space. The staggering cost of reinforcing pressure seals in existing spacecrafts will most likely prohibit its consumption
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(24)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Dad comes home from Iraq on vacation, but kids won't be excused from school to see him
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(219)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Conrad Black and his family are completely ungrateful for the media that once provided them with all their loot
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(37)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey state union negotiator was getting laid and paid by the governor while bargaining for labor, but would never let $1 million influence her, either way. With "would you hit it?" pic
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poor get $14.76 in government spending for each $1 of taxes paid; rich get 32 cents
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(665)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
You know that coworker that always eats alone? Yeah, that one. You may want to keep an eye on him
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(85)
 
(Some Big Kahuna)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Student named U.S. Senate's 'Best Page'. The high school junior admitted, "I am not exactly the most normal child". Mark Foley touches himself approvingly
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(43)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Ricky Bobby born in Northern Wisconsin
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(79)
 
(Some Desert Guy)
 
 
 
McDonalds becomes Starbucks. Now the circle is complete. Walmart to build Death Star
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(195)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sleeper
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(87)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Instead of sulking about melting ice caps, Canada and Denmark react in a different way to "global warming": they send warships and plant flags, determined to profit from this little shift in climate
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this picture of German chancellor Angela Merkel waving her hands in the air, like she just don't care
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(72)
 
(Seacoast Online)
 
 
 
One Wal-Mart cargo container enters the United States every 45 seconds, only 5 percent of them are checked
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(97)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The evolution of "slut"
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(116)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix is now the nation's fifth-largest city. Suck it, Philly
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(154)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Would you call someone a teacher who drinks raki at ten in the morning and gets drunk and chases the schoolgirls? You would if you lived in Albania
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(43)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for alleged sex pact; soon to have alleged fudge packed
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great White reunites
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(62)
 
(keepMEcurrent.com)
 
 
 
Pups for prisoners offers help to both
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(26)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Saggy Booby Bandits were finally apprehended. Their crime: insuring bums, then running them over (with mugshot goodness)
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Animated Stereogram - not recommended for those reading Fark on mushrooms
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(131)
 
(SunJournal.com)
 
 
 
Company vs cop over Carl the cat
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There are those that drink deeply from The Cup of Human Kindness, and share it freely with others. And then there's Helen Pretty
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(185)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Judge orders that man guilty of vehicular homicide must hang a two-foot wide picture of the victim in his house, with a caption saying "I'm sorry I killed you." He's lucky he got off with a suspended sentence
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(65)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Who would have thought coming up with a name for a chicken shack would be so hard?
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taiwan will cordon off part of a highway to create a safe passage for a massive seasonal butterfly migration
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(18)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Not news: Prank call left on woman's cell phone. News: "It will kill you in half a minute, so you decide, it's your game. Do you want to live or die?" Fark: Woman suffered stroke after hearing voicemail
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New study shows chocolate can improve blood vessel function. Somewhere out there a scientist is opening a box of chocolate covered money
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(17)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Ex-cop fleeing from police slams into car, killing two teenagers. With a mugshot for the ages
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(110)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Dye in a fire
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The creepest version of "Close to You" you'll ever see. From Mirrormask. Pleasant dreams
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(89)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Mysterious person known only as "The Bishop" threatens Milwaukee financial institutions and a car insurace salesman by the name of Mr. Devious
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(38)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Man pays $100K to shake Muhammed Ali's hand. This joke would be too easy
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a better than 1 in 1,000 chance that you're on the government's terrorist database. Nothing to fear, citizen
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(147)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Locksmith finally manages to get huge, 450-lb antique safe open, discovers nothing of value inside -- other than the safe's combination, Geraldo Rivera
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(24)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Scam baiters turn the tables on Nigerian 419 scammers, convince them so send ridiculous pics
source: technology.timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Alyson Hannigan 33 today and still has fond memories of that one time at band camp
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(196)
 
(Non-rapist)
 
 
 
Anti-rape device attaches up to 25 fish-like teeth to penis. Sounds like a good deterrent to me
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(224)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Designer creates handbags from old bras. Now every woman wants 38DDD's
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a conversation between a teenager in the 1960s and a teenager today
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(12)
 
(Some gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fella and his patriotic suspenders
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(63)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wisconsin fire marshall forced to resign after consulting online psychics on department computers. You didn't need to be psychic to see that coming. In fact, you only needed to be about five years old to predict that would end badly
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(17)
 
(WLNE-TV)
 
 
 
Big Dig lawyers want documents in tunnel collapse lawsuit sealed because it affects national security, not becuase it makes them look like incompetent asshats. National security, yea, that's the ticket
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's Largest Treehouse covers 6,000 square feet and houses a 120 seat restaurant that serves Ewoks as entrées
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Japanese authorities issue Godzilla warning
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
This guy is going to hell, and so are you for watching and laughing (Not safe for work audio)
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(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists clone a sheep that's 15% human in what is sure to become part of the defense in some pervert's criminal trial in the not too distant future
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(76)
 


Sat March 24, 2007
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man tells people that he'd sell them his kid and SUV for $3,000. Jailarity ensues
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(30)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bill proposed in Georgia that would allow billboard owners to clear-cut trees on the roadsides to make it easier for drivers to see their signs
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(154)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Human remains from 9/11 are being used to fill potholes and pave NYC streets
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(222)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Official" Chicago fark party discussion thread
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(124)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photographer finds piles of donated food rotting away in the desert
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(74)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Scientist thinks web postings about Sasquatch hurt "genuine scientific research into the phenomenon." Also feels reported sightings are low due to "people's fear of being mocked," the agency of an ill-natured fairy
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Bush declare Martial Law to stay in power?
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(717)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Cartoon characters off camera
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(177)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Serbian town to erect life-size marble statue of Samantha Fox - no really
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(69)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver prostitutes plan to start their own hooker co-op, offering members a health plan and on-the-job training
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gay police in Philippines told not to sway hips
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Student Operated Press.)
 
 
 
Prescriptions written in Crayons filled by Pharmacy
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old gives birth to babysitter's baby; can't go to rape counselling in her town because her 'baby grand-mama' works there
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(185)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA Elite 8 Discussion Thread
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(721)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man tries to capture mouse, fails repeatedly, mouse steals man's dentures in reprisal. Do not taunt the dynamite mouse
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
That dumb, blonde receptionist in accounting you made fun of for filling out an NCAA bracket with only one marginal upset through the Elite 8? Yep.. she's destroying you
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(51)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
I don't lack self-control around food. I'm just stressed at work
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(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Factoid: During the lunar night the Earthshine at a subearth point (0 lat, 0 long) is 50 to 70 time brighter than a full moon on the earth. Bright enough to work without additional lighting. Neat huh?
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(134)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The coolest surfing mice you'll see this year
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(66)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Silver Maples planted along Denver's streets are dying at an alarming rate, especially the ones on Elm street
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Share your grilling tips and recipies. Mmmm, grilled tips
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(175)
 
(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Police officer gives one simple tip for making highways safer: get out of the left lane and let others pass. Yes, even if they're driving fast
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(305)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Girls who develop early tend to have sex with older boys, leaving boys their age dateless. Teachers rush in to fill their gaps
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(92)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Study finds that married people suffer less stress at work, probably because it feels like a veritable vacation compared to the stress they suffer at home
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(55)
 
(Some Trailer Spy)
 
 
 
Voyeur sentenced for hiding cameras in bathroom of trailer, an act roughly comparable to stealing food from Sbarros
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(56)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Uneasy rider raises stink. Woman kicked off bus because driver didn't like her perfume
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(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In response to Pam's boobies, Australian plastic surgeons are now having to import 1000cc implants from the US to meet overwhelming demand
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(93)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Homeless people (of the major city variety). Annoying and lazy or just misfortunate and stinky?
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(315)
 
(Texyt)
 
 
 
MMORPG in China trades access for blood. World of Warcraft seen rubbing chin, looking thoughtful
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(44)
 
(The Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Idaho to make English official language
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(157)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Need somebody to film your street race? Friends can't believe your Honda really goes that fast? This guy has you covered
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A recent poll finds that people have 91% confidence in the miliary, 83% in Red Cross, 72% in Fox News and 63% in the president. Yup, You read it right. - 72%. Suck it, libs
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(215)
 
(ScrappleFace)
 
 
 
Army desertions rise to near all-time average
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(78)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
First rule in carjacking, pick an unarmed victim. Second rule, don't leave a bloody trail to your body
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(34)
 
(Oregonian)
 
 
 
In Oregon, you can give a police officer a speeding ticket and prosecute the case yourself
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why won't Chuck E Cheese's allow single adult males in by themselves?
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(246)
 
(NYTimes)
 
 
 
Lexington lawyers get $65 mil on a $200 million lawsuit. And set up a "charity" to pull in another $20 million. And made the judge director of the charity. And stole another $40 million by sending the defendants smaller checks
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(70)
 
(Some Ramps)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kids selling fresh ramps
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(92)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Man files 56 false tax returns in 17 months and gets $75,000 back. Fail to plan, plan to fail, which is what his cunning plan did
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are some things duct tape can't fix, like a screaming 6 year old, or this bus driver's career
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(56)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Publishing magnate Robert Peterson, who founded Hot Rod and Motor Trend magazines, exhausts
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(34)
 
(numa.net)
 
 
 
Northwest Airlines Flight 2501 disappeared over Lake Michigan 56 years ago with 55 people on board and hasn't been seen since. These people are about to change that
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(77)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Four years after Army Ranger Pat Tillman was killed in Afghanistan in a friendly-fire incident, nine officers, including up to four generals, will be held accountable for missteps after Tillman's death
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(215)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
County jail begins charging prisoners for room and board. "If it gets expensive enough, maybe they won't want to come back and see us again." Right ... because the UDIA isn't a deterrent
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justice used to be blind, but now justice is simply dead
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(36)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
King of Chicago pornography dies. Darn, I was hoping to meet him at the Chicago Fark party
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sheeple
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(83)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man who touted himself as "Pimp of the Year" will soon be known as "PMITA Prison Inmate of the Year"
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(43)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
University of Florida's Faculty Senate votes to deny former Gov. Jeb Bush an honorary degree
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Security at British Zoo soo bad that people using adjacent Regent Park warned about the possibility of tigers and lions jumping over the fence and eating them
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(35)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British couple finish seven-year, 750-stop crawl of every pub in Britain with the word 'bell' in its name
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(28)
 
(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
Man decides to sign off from internet chat room by hanging himself live on webcam
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(151)
 
(fantent.com)
 
 
 
Calvin and Hobbes snowmen of horrors brought to life
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(95)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Study finds dogs wag their tails in different directions depending on their mood, current yearning for steak (with handy clip-and-save guide)
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
T-shirt with a latte sipping angel on the front has the Mormons' modest underwear in a twist
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith diaries sell for over $500K. Now that is one expensive coloring book
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(23)
 
(Some Tank Game)
 
 
 
Play 'Artillery' live on the interwebs against hundreds of other people who type 'NOOB' while you're getting the hang of it
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Insurance co. holds contest to find the best church sign headline. "Fight truth decay" and "Come in for a free faith lift" are in the lead. "I'm Jesus, gettin' crucified on ur cross" didn't make the list
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(156)
 
(KC Channel)
 
 
 
Fisherman finds body In Kansas river. Says it was at least 8, maybe 9 feet long
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Senior citizens flocking to Nintendo Wii. "I'm 82 years old, so I missed that part of our culture. Soap operas, yes. Video games, no"
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(117)
 


Fri March 23, 2007
(CNN)
 
 
 
Slide show of orphaned baby tigers and orangutans playing together. U has a flaver, but I wait till laterz to eatz u
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(46)
 
(trendhunter.com)
 
 
 
"Mommy, is it just me or does my Dora Aquapet look like a penis?"
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(63)
 
(Woodland Park Zoo)
 
 
 
The cutest baby Panthera tigris sumatrae you'll see today. Naming poll conspicuously without "Sleepy"
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"At one point, the little girl knocked weakly on her parents' bedroom door and softly called for her mommy, but Michael Riley opened the door a crack and yelled at her to go back to her room" RIP Rebecca Riley
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(596)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man wearing dress enters supermarket, picks up 3 cans of beer, some vodka. Brandishing a knife, he mutters, "I'm not paying for this," and leaves. Store owner contemplates, he probably needed it more than I do
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother reburies her daughter in a different cemetery because the decorations she put on her grave were removed because someone thought they looked tacky
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(69)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oh my neck my neck and my back Skateboarder who falls 500 times a day injured when shoved onto some grass by female cop. Then he hits the national media circuit
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(244)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's tests bigger burger. Also added bigger seats, playplace, and defib kits. Your dog wants an annuity
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homescooler defeats 2006 champyun for spelling title
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(117)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man suing his employer because he is forced to take mandatory breaks
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(78)
 
(archibase.net)
 
 
 
Behold - the worlds largest railway model. Over 450 railway cars, more than 7.000 trailers, 50.000 trees, 30.000 figures, 10.000 cars, 5.000 meters of track, 3.000 houses and plenty of bridges. Miniature Godzilla not included
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(107)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
All of Germany in love with Baby Polar Bear. Said Polar Bear thinking about moving to Argentina
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(43)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Police arrest the shoplifting suspect. Except for store employee, no one was hurt. And the duck is O-K."
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Guy sitting in jail for a string of random late night shootings makes a collect call to newspaper to negotiate a discounted subscription rate due to generating headlines for them
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who would have guess one of the thirty-eight ingredients it takes to make a McNugget was lighter fluid? Let's not turn this in to a flame war
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bubble tank shooter game, the more you kill the more powerful you get. Can you kill them all?
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Toronto city hall
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
7 Questions to ask a real estate agent about selling your home. "What about the guy in the basement?" suspiciously absent from list
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(52)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate squabbling with school over whether or not her 10 year old should have to remove his facial piercings
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(92)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
NC claims Duke Energy can request ratepayers to foot part of the preliminary bill for a new nuclear plant, even if one is never built. Duke sucks
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(38)
 
(People's Daily)
 
 
 
What do the Holocaust and Ahmadinejad's visa to enter the United States have in common?
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(138)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you think anything negative about fat people because they are fat, Neil Cavuto just basically called you a racist anti-Semite Holocaust denier
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(293)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mugabe not afraid of Western powers. Also, not afraid to wrestle Jim Powers, doesn't laugh at Austin Powers and doesn't trust the evaluations of J.D. Power
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(58)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
HS teacher physically dragged out of school after refering to BYU as "Breed 'em Young." Strangely, this wasn't in Utah
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mad Mel Gibson tells another sugartits to fark off
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(256)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marlon Brando's estate is suing a furniture maker after the iconic star's surname was used to sell a chair. A chair with five asses
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(33)
 
(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Powerball winner still Fark's favorite loser. Now with being sued for wrongful death goodness
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(74)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man decapitates poorly built Garfield statue with a hug. WHO HATES MONDAYS HA HA LASAGNA
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(230)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
My blood runs cold, my legal destiny foretold. My sentence is to be cornholed, sentenced is to be cornholed
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(126)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
More men taking wives' surnames. Submitter's elegant and superbly thin wife instructed him to type this
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(530)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man arrested in Crystal Brown dog-head Valentine case. No word on if Crystal Meth was involved, but submitter has his suspicions
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(87)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Friendly Subway franchise owner opens restaurant door for cop. Fark: He gets arrested when bag of coke falls from his pocket
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(76)
 
(Daily Herald (IL))
 
 
 
Poll says public has lost appetite for military action in Iraq. Poll also reveals public likes sex, vacations and food
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(79)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
US Census computer glitch over-estimates health insured Americans
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Verizon pwns Vonage so bad they had to halt trading their stock on the NYSE. Woo hoo woo hoo hoo
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(150)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran seized British sailors in 2004 but released them unharmed, the media can go back to their regularly scheduled hard-hitting coverage about Anna Nichole Smith now
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(130)
 
(wsbtv.com)
 
 
 
Woman abandons her demented husband at a Hardees in Georgia. Has already been named Employee of the Month
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(100)
 
(Daily Herald (IL))
 
 
 
"A murder that has shocked the proper world of cricket," suggesting for the first time that there may be a "world of cricket"
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reporter comes to the shocking discovery that kids on spring break don't eat properly. Well, the chicks manage a way to get some protein, but most of the guys just drink
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(100)
 
(Farkette in Mozambique)
 
 
 
And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that Mozambique didn't store their munitions properly. Submitter was there
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(72)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Congressman says Baghdad and Harvey, Illinois are similar. Insult to Harvey or Baghdad?
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man steals $1 paycheck (third item)
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(61)
 
(WOOOOOOOO!)
 
 
 
Final reminder: DC Fark party TONIGHT at RFD in Chinatown, 7:00 p.m. Beer, beer, beer and Drew. And beer. Bring your camera
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(447)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Memphis barber cuts hair with fire. Also probably shaves with circular saw, brushes teeth with scorpions
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(76)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Boston's War on LiteBrites, Tampa bomb squad declares a War on Homeless Guy Luggage
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most illegal immigrants crossing into Texas have to be arrested at least six times before federal authorities will prosecute them
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(423)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Hi I'm Manny Ramirez, I bought an amazing grill that you can no longer have, thanks to people bidding it up to $99,999,999 and getting the auction pulled"
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(73)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Former governor of Arizona claims he saw a UFO while in office. Was also probed by the police while in office. Pardoned by the guy who used a cigar-shaped object as a probe. I'm sensing a theme, here
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(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
French government releases records of their 1600 surrenders to UFOs
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(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tainted pussy-killer class-action lawsuit may just screw the pooch for Menu Foods
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(251)
 
(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
"As for the bestiality charge, Smart declined to say what kind of animal was involved, other than to say, 'There was no livestock that we observed'"
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Divorce-court judge ruled a man was right to beat and abuse his wife because the Muslim holy book allows it
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(179)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Phil Spector arrested for murder, calls the dead actress in his house a "piece of *&%@." The Smoking Gun is there
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(116)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Photoshop these portholes
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(109)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Artist/bike messenger/peaceful vegetarian/yoga lover high on shrooms, sets fire to apartment, caught red handed walking in his underwear. Just another day in San Francisco
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hunt is on for the best pulpit pun, with a £500 ($985) prize for the No. 1 religious slogan. "The best position is on your knees"
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(161)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only known painting of Jane Austen to be auctioned off, as long as it doesn't put everybody to sleep first
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(64)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oil rises nearly $2 on demand increases. Suck it, everybody
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(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A new English-language interpretation of the Koran challenges the use of words that feminists say have been used to justify the abuse of Islamic women. That'll probably end in a beating
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(147)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Utah school running out of supply teachers as 11 staff teachers have given, or will give, birth between January and June. No mention of which student is the happy father
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(59)
 
(Earth Times)
 
 
 
Americans need to let their emotions show more often, according to this study sponsored by Kleenex. No, really, there's an ad-like quote from a Kleenex rep in the article
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iranian forces take 15 British sailors prisoner in the Arabian Gulf. In other news, if you take a drink this weekend every time a pundit says "World War Three" you'll be lit up through Monday
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(628)
 
(Mets.com)
 
 
 
Vote for Mets 3B David Wright's "at-bat song." Phil Collins' "I Missed Again" suspiciously not on list of choices
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(79)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Children name police dogs in national contest. Poopieface, Nintendo strangely absent from finalists
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(59)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man who jumped from cruise ship says, "Yup, I was drinking"
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(47)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Huh, huh, huh
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(219)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman allows neighbor to perform surgery on her seven-year-old daughter. Unfortunately, neighbor wasn't a surgeon, but was a crazy cult member
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(138)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Fifth sign of the coming apocalypse: Don King wins an audience with Pope Benedict
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study from Institute of the Stunningly Obvious finds geezers would rather exercise alone than be surrounded by a bunch of youthful hard bodies in Spandex
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gates claims despite strains, U.S. could fight a third war. Watch out, Canada
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(125)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Suspicious 16th Winchester-area fire kills 100 cattle. Oh, the moo-manity
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eclipse
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(98)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Skyscrapers in Minnesota will turn off their lights at night so they won't attract migratory birds. In other news, there are skyscrapers in Minnesota
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(188)
 
(Some Beer Drinker)
 
 
 
32 things you can do with beer
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(72)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man confesses to killing 16 women and children, and occasionally consuming their remains, including one victim's liver. That census taker should have known better than to try to test him
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(79)
 
(TechDirt)
 
 
 
University of Nebraska bills RIAA for wasting their time
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(145)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Apparently, elephants love bread, despite the fact that 'Everything I Own' is quite possibly the sappiest song of all time
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(40)
 
(Baaaaaaa.)
 
 
 
Adult Sheep Finder, New Zealand's #1 internet dating site
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(57)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four out of 10 homes of British soldiers found to be below the standard hobos expect Dumpsters to provide
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists suggest new drug ranking system. Expected to be a major improvement over asking fellow Farkers what they're taking
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(63)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
"Panty Bandits" in N.J. put Lambda Lambda Lambda to shame
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare owlet found in Peru. The sighting "is considered a holy grail of South American ornithology." Let the Fark cliches roll
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(145)
 
(tricities.com)
 
 
 
Dumb: Printing your own money. Dumber: Spending it at a store that knows you. Fark: Setting the remaining bills on fire as the cops come in, ignoring the rising smoke from the burning mattress you're sitting on
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK gamers who waited in line 36 hours to get their hands on a PS3 had their patience rewarded with free high-definition televisions
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(112)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hong Kong horse track inspectors stunned when they discover elaborate poison-dart delivery system embedded under starting point for races. Perhaps organized crime was involved, for purposes of profit
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(97)
 
(Huntsville Times)
 
 
 
How does a state legislature make people forget about the pay raise they just voted for themselves last week? Vote on raising the allowable alcohol content in beer from six percent to 14.9 percent
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Thu March 22, 2007
(Some Primate)
 
 
 
The plan was simple: Steal a monkey from the zoo. What the thief didn't realize is that if you take on one monkey, you take on all of them
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(46)
 
(Whig-Standard)
 
 
 
Smoking a cigarette inside your apartment will soon be grounds for eviction in Ontario
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(110)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Home Depot plans to build a store that is four football fields long. Still can't find anyone to help you
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest pictures of furniture made out of guns you'll see today
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(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
City buys residents boat horns to scare away coyotes. Sales of Acme Patented Anti-Boat horn earplugs expected to skyrocket
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Housing bubble that wasn't a bubble and would never end has ended and it's so bad that credit counselors can't even begin to keep up
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(152)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Malaysians pirates put bounty on DVD-sniffing dogs, extra $1 if they come with rice
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(73)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security's new HQ to be located in former insane asylum
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(86)
 
(Some Hippy)
 
 
 
Environmentalists in New York set about becoming the new Amish. Well, except for the expensive apartment, designer furniture and $1,000 shoes
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(72)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
School bans students from having MySpace accounts. Thank goodness kids have never heard of Facebook, Friendster, etc
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(273)
 
(Hanford Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The meeting took an ugly turn when Schales suggested hanging board members outside"
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you hide a pinhole camera in a shampoo bottle to spy on your female roommates, spend a little cash and make the jump to wireless. The More You Know
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(91)
 
(Yikes...just yikes.)
 
 
 
Caption this slightly upset lady following her arrest for "alleged" drug charges
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(149)
 
(Statesman.com)
 
 
 
Loss prevention officer at a department store tells shoplifting 16-year-old girl she faces felony charges unless she has sex with him. Somehow his brilliant plan backfired
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(149)
 
(Lancaster Online.com)
 
 
 
Yellowstone grizzly upgraded from endangered to delicious
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(82)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana lawmaker has no idea how he ended up with a 0.14 BAC after having "a few drinks" at dinner
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(79)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Michael Vick claims water bottle's secret compartment was hiding jewelry and other valuables
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FCC may drop plan allowing cell calls on planes. Corpus allineum extraction specialists hope they leave the plan alone
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(87)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this corridor
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(134)
 
(WNBC.com)
 
 
 
Houdini's great-nephew wants to dig him up to determine how he died. Meanwhile, the creators of "Quantum Leap" and "CSI" have an idea
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(51)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Florida ups the primary ante and will move the vote to Jan 29th. California yells "All in" and moves their primary to December of last year
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(65)
 
(Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
Missouri decides to not let people fish for catfish using their hands. You can take my noodling from my cold dead hands
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(65)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Ted Turner completely unaware that "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American" please
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(264)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Man sells rings at pawnshop. News: Rings turn out to be stolen. Fark: Rings are worth $3,000, he sold them for $25
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
LA freaks out over movie poster for Captivity, featuring women in cages. That's Captivity, coming to a theater near you. Captivity, the film with the controversial posters. Captivity
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(245)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA Times op-ed editor resigns after it's discovered he's banging the pr rep for last week's columnist
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark.com named a blog, a Web 2.0 tool of the trade, and "one of the most important arbiters of influence in social media." Well, one out of three ain't bad
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(115)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Talks on North Korean nukes collapse after kimchi served for lunch takes gaseous revenge during afternoon negotiating session
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
REMINDER: Phoenix Fark Party March 31st , 7pm. Reagle Beagle. Now with karaoke goodness. DIT, LGT map
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(78)
 
(The Louisville Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky basketball coach Tubby Smith departing UK for University of Minnesota. Duke sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil rises to $61 per barrel on news of Miami Dade College's chess team making the collegiate chess finals
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC and Fox will team up to create a "YouTube killer." No word if it will play on your Microsoft Zune and PS3
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(143)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
City buys boat, gets submarine
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(103)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Technical Virgin" club opens up at Harvard. Manages to piss off both feminists and frat boys
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(431)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
From the pot calling the kettle black department: Lindsay Lohan's mom says Britney Spears 'should have been better taken care of' by her mother
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If only gay marriage caused global warming
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(307)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Remember the toddlers smoking blunts on video? Well, the drug tests are back
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Barnes & Noble, Borders considering merger on weak book sales data. Farkers everywhere briefly turn away from the comfort of their familiar blue and white columned worlds, and ask "What's a book?"
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(Honolulu Star-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Remember those 2 people who tried to get on a plane with a gun and a prisoner and said they were cops but they weren't really cops? Well now the story gets even more confusing
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Blogger's screw-up and lemming-like press outlets spread false news about Edwards campaign
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Interview in Baghdad to show how secure and safe the city is interrupted by car bombing. With video goodness
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Edwards to continue campaign, wife's cancer returns, Carlos' baby actually belongs to his evil twin brother, and someone is in a coma or something. Stay tuned for more
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So Bush is all like, "nuh uh" and the House was like, "subpoenowed" and now the Senate is all like "what they said, biatch"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
If you happen to have lost 21 tons of cocaine, Panama would like to have a word with you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tony LaRussa arrested on DUI charges. First the tattoo and now this. Kind of old to go through this phase, isn't he?
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Twenty signs that Gordon Brown is turning into Stalin. Never heard of Gordon Brown? You will, tovaritch
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(KSTP)
 
 
 
Gas drops to $0.27 a gallon. Maybe the owner will learn where to put the decimal next time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Home of Thomas Jefferson's girlfriend excavated. No, not the girlfriend he owned. The one before that
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(71)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Neither snow, nor rain, nor sleet, nor hail will stop the U.S. Postal Service. But Canada Post draws the line at a yard full of dog poop
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Everybody wants my magic bowl
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(54)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding man finds a way to get the kids off his lawn
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(42)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Man busted at border crossing with 250 pounds of marijuana and a truck full of frozen bagels
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Angola sends 2500 'ninjas' to Zimbabwe"
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
John Edwards to hold press conference. Wife's cancer recurrence might lead to his withdrawal from campaign
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(287)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Toddler found coked out at Jacksonville preschool. That's a paddlin'
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in case you ever wanted a 20-foot-tall steel cowboy sculture, well here's your chance
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trapped o'possum
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(60)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Creator of Hillary "Big Sister" YouTube ad found to be Democratic staffer who worked for Internet firm contracted by Barack Obama campaign. That's Barack HUSSEIN Obama
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(275)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Fire in dog house spreads to the main house. Your dog wants steak and love, dammit
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Top 10 Sweet Sixteen upsets of the past 10 years. Duke sucks
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(64)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
BBC hidden-camera investigation discovers that big banks are open and honest, run purely in the customer's interest. Just kidding -- they're screwing you like a whore at happy hour
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(101)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Giant squid may be headed for the microwave oven
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(67)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Lawmakers are going nuts passing nanny laws. Put down that doughnut and pull out those earbuds, schmuck. You wanted big government? You got it
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(489)
 
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Wrestling coach in trouble over wedgie-induced thigh biting
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Finally, someone has created a way for attractive people to find sexual partners
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(386)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC News asks: Is a British accent the route to sucess in America?
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(198)
 
(WBIR)
 
 
 
Oxygen? Check. Defibrillator? Check. Morphine? Check. Four hundred pounds of weed? Wait, what? (w/vid)
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(26)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Chicago is looking for volunteers to help control the goose population. It's too bad their livers aren't tasty, because then people could eat them, and Chicago wouldn't have this problem
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(85)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Freak tornado" sends sheets of roofing iron flying through the air near elementary school. When will the governments of the world admit that Magneto is regaining his powers?
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(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I could have sworn that teenage boy was a woman, your Honor," claims singing police officer in Australia
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly defendants are more likely to be found guilty than hot defendants
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(54)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Congressman compares Iraq with Detroit. Mayor of Detroit is shocked, obviously doesn't read Fark
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Just in time for Easter: How to make the crack cocaine candy that are marshmallow peeps at home
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(56)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Court bans Santeria priest's use of goats as sacrificial lambs, offers chickens as scapegoats. Attorneys to discuss other options, farm animal cliches
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(54)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Homework scares the hell out of elderly woman. (With picture)
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(45)
 
(News-Press)
 
 
 
If a cop pulls you over and demands $20 to let you off the hook, it may not be a real cop
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
White couple allowed to sue fertility clinic after it administered the wrong splooge to the wife, resulting in a baby that clashed with both the carpets and the drapes
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(281)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Owls 1, vodak-swilling owl lovers 0
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Queensland politicians vote that their pay should continue for months *after* voters throw them out of office, which should be happening in large numbers before too long
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(16)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian drivers fighting for the legal right to wash bird crap off their cars
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(31)
 
(Stop!)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl sculpture
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(70)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bubble wrap is 50 years old this week; still 150 years until Thickie Holden invents the tension sheet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 15 unintentionally funny comic books panels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man in unidentified WWII uniform attacks museum curators, expected to march down the Champs D'elyse by week's end
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
London to use CCTV to catch people who *GASP* leave their trash out on non-trash pick-up days
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New year, same headline
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scariest-looking giant parsnip you're gonna see, well, pretty much in your whole damn life actually
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(77)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of Smokey Bear
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(53)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tourist spends a record $38,000 on duty-free alcohol. He claims he could have bought more, but he had to stop sometime so he could get back to his admin duties
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's "man has a slice of ham-and-pineapple pizza tattooed on his head" story brought to you by Britain (with yummy pic goodness)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese cemeteries are doing brisk business selling paper replicas of Viagra pills to be burned for dead relatives, so they can bone in the afterlife
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(25)
 
(Roanoke)
 
 
 
So what goes through the mind of a Vietnam vet as he lies pinned to his bed by Jeep driven by drunk driver who crashed through the wall of his home? "If I'd a had my gun, I'd a probably shot him"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the cops can bust down the door of your house and use it as a training exercise, then the terrorists have won
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(71)
 
(BayNews9)
 
 
 
Good fences sometimes make good neighbors, other times make crazy neighbors insane
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(52)
 
(cellar.org)
 
 
 
The coolest giant Mexican crystal cave you'll see today
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(63)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Cherie Blair says modern mothers brought to their knees by the burden of too much housework. And hey, hon, as long as you're down there...
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese billionaire selects the first four of eight Hawaiian families that will get to rent one of his multimillion-dollar homes in an exclusive Honolulu oceanside area for just $150 a month
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Wed March 21, 2007
(Game Revolution)
 
 
 
Kill some time with this free flash version of Lemmings
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer coasters that bleed when you spill beer on them (with pictures)
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(66)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Three women sue their female boss for kissing them, brushing her boobies on them, telling them to "come to momma" before giving them "pow-pows"
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(75)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 98: "7 Deadly Sins." LGT next week's theme. Please read first post
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(160)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
German thief snapped his credit card in two while prying open a lock, inadvertently leaving behind his name and account details for police. Can we get an Amusing Dumbass tag ?
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man learns you can't parry a sword-wielding maniac with your finger, now learning to pick nose with other hand
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(41)
 
(Lucky)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Irish guy for St. Patrick's Day
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(80)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Starbucks to add 10,000 more stores within the next four years. Because having a Starbucks in every corner is not enough
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(250)
 
(playaholics)
 
 
 
Afternoon timewaster: "Dwarf on a Wharf." Toss the little people onto a moving ship
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(47)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Today's "man walks through airport security with grenade" story brought to you by the letters T, S and A
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The baths at Saratoga Springs, NY, have been charging users $20 for the priviledge of soaking in tap water for decades. Up to 14,000 people per year getting H2Owned
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(63)
 
(Some Donut Loving Guy)
 
 
 
What's you favorite kind of donut?
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(425)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UFO scientists believe Gene Roddenbury must have been briefed on "Star Trek" by extraterrestrials posing as humans in 1957. This will make your head hurt
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(163)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Letterman foil Larry "Bud" Melman is no more. Calvert DeForest dies at age 85
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
7-Eleven and Starbucks coffee hold up well when compared to SoBe, Red Bull, Monster energy drinks. In other news, submittttter is vibbbratttting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First runner-up in beastial necrophilia championship gets probation, says winning performance in front of daycare center was unbeatable
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(88)
 
(Some Yug)
 
 
 
Thieves steal dyslexic student's laptop, not noticing that: C) It can only be used upside down, B) it's made by some obscure, unsellable company, and C) the keys are in those oh-so-appealing primary colours
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(142)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New spacesuit to be tested in Utah, presumably to determine its ability to withstand weak beer and hundreds of wives
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(31)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Atlantic City casino security cameramen fined for focusing on more than the sluts... er... slots
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(40)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Slobs found to be more productive than neatniks. See, now you've got science on your side
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(70)
 
(arstechnica.com)
 
 
 
NFL to Youtube user: "All your football clip are belong to us." YouTube user: 'I'm a law professor and you're PWNED. Deal with it"
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(211)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco's futile attempt to inject himself onto ABC's "Dancing With the Stars" included sneaking into post-show party. Twice. (With pic, video)
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(41)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Deaf plan silent protest at Capitol"
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(74)
 
(Wetzel Chronicle)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog gets run over by car. Fark: Dead dog writes a letter to the editor. In other news, submitter's deceased poodle wants to talk to that kid who fed her a bag of chocolate chips
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(146)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee State Senate gets down to its three most important agendas: Beastiality, guns and Justin Timberlake
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(109)
 
(Brockton Enterprise)
 
 
 
Concerned over potential loss of Fark headline material, court rules that police are allowed to follow burglars' footprints in fresh snow
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hello OnStar? I've locked my keys in my car and have the Ebola virus, can you help?
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(40)
 
(WUSA9.com)
 
 
 
DC anchor eats dogfood, leaves co-anchor speechless
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(113)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
Stephen Colbert sings a duet with Willie Nelson. No word on whether or not Colbert got a contact high from standing so close to him
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Navy admits sonar harms whales. When reached for comment, Shamu stated, "MMMMMmmmMMOoooOOOOaaaaaaaaawwwwwHHhh~~~"
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(99)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
Boobies
 
Here they are, the 2007 Miss USA hopefuls. Whoa, Miss Alaska (SFW)
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(328)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL player and roommate of Pat Tillman being sent to Iraq
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(190)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Hundred residents of a Russian village have refused to switch to new passports because they believe the documents' bar codes contain satanic symbols
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(64)
 
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Federal Reserve does absolutely nothing
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(211)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hoser
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(75)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Alligator makes itself at home in Indiana trailer park
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese reporters submit tea to hospitals as urine samples. Five prescribe medicine, two recommend adding sugar
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(73)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Alberta Hospital closed as "Superbug" breaks out. And they sort of forgot to clean their surgical tools for a few years. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(145)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
A majority of Hungarians said no to further Prisean immigrants in a recent poll. Prisea happens to be a fictional country made up for the poll
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(97)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Cross-dressing fake deputy, the granddaughter of NASCAR co-founder, was arrested
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shuttle Atlantis, damaged by Florida hail storm, may not launch until May
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(70)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dumbass scout "didn't want to go camping any more," so he wandered off to get lost in the woods instead
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(228)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why not liven up your next airline experience by getting piss-drunk, fighting with another passenger and attempting to win the fight by screaming there's a bomb in your luggage? Worked for this guy
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Seventies pop group, The Bay City Rollers, sue over missing royalties for such hits as "Shang a Lang." Which is a bit like telling Lost Property, "Yes, that stack of animal porn IS mine"
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(87)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
John Bolton appears with Jon Stewart. As Steven Colbert put it "How did that happen?"
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(130)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Three days until the Chicago Fark party. March 24th, 2007. 7:00 p.m. Black Rock on Damen. DIT
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(109)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Subpoenowned
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(1004)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The anonymity of the internet makes people meaner than they would be in real life-or so says this idiot of a reporter who writes like a retarded third grader
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(244)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
16th century maritime map proves that Portugese discovered Australia, but having enough space to keep their prisoners at home, abandoned it as useless
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(77)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Man claims Prince's Super Bowl show gave him erectile dysfunction
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(143)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Student brings marijuana to school for show and tell. Mother of the year canidate claims; a) Responsibility, b) denial, c) somebody must have left it in her home without her knowledge
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(47)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Conservative activist who was arrested after vandalizing Mexican-owned business in Tennessee has charges dropped when store owners disappear. "I hope they are at the bottom of the river," she told reporters
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(448)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man jailed 27 months for fake marriage, avoiding the life sentence that comes with a real one
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(24)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Cute ugly ass baby polar bear won't be killed
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(83)
 
(nbc10.com)
 
 
 
19 years after drinking citation, PennDOT suspends man's license. After their mistake, they still want him to pay a $25 restoration fee
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(81)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
How do you get back at the jerk who takes your wet clothes out of the washing machine at the Laundromat? Try a used cat litter box
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German scientists are developing a pill to stop cow farts in an effort to reduce methane emissions that hurt the ozone. *may increase the chances of spontaneous cow-combustion
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Britney uses the media to plead with the media for some privacy from.. the media
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