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Sun February 18, 2007
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Why are Dutch children so happy? And why do they eat so many Doritos?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Drawer Geeks)
 
 
 
Kids' drawings illustrated by professional artists
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(116)
 
(Healthbolt.com)
 
 
 
Hallmark produces cards for cancer, eating disorders, depression. Still no cure for the first one
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(75)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(colorado springs gazette)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby gorilla born at Colorado Springs Zoo
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian government to set up cradles where parents can leave unwanted baby girls for adoption, recycling
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(89)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Search for missing teen uncovers dozens of cars sunk at bottom of local canals. "It's ridiculous, the number of cars in the water"
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(55)
 
(msn.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trans-fats. New hotness: Sodium
source: health.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
So far this weekend, 13 airplanes at Denver International Airport have been found with cracked windshields and nobody knows why
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(88)
 
(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Study finds using marijuana is no longer cool (with cartoon for validation)
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Some people make the argument that exposing children to words such as scrotum will corrupt their minds and turn them into tiny little turbo-sexual horror children"
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(130)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Evolution and the Big Bang were ideas created by Kabbalah. And you thought creationist ideas were crazy before
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(384)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uncharacteristically lucid and intelligent commentary on the Sunni/Shi'a divide brought to you by Fox News. Wait .. what??
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(109)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Scary statue of Jesus shoots sparks, puts people into a trance (pic)
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"The direct exposure would be if kids were putting their lunch boxes in their mouth, which isn't a common way for children to interact with their lunch box"
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(30)
 
(Ronald McDonaldskii)
 
 
 
You deserve a bomb today. Blast rocks St. Petersburg McDonalds
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(87)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Gate 14.....Gate 15.....Gate 16.....
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(195)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Steve Jobs: "I believe that what is wrong with our schools in this nation is that they have become unionized in the worst possible way."
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(524)
 
(Some canuck)
 
 
 
University pool closed after special-needs swim class diarrhea incident. Mother of participant complains "it's hard to have to deal with a situation like this when you're trying to bring some regularity into their world."
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(140)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Fake marketing campaign for fake drug used to effectively treat fake mental disorder surprisingly effective
source: int.iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soccer mom convicted of using a missile in road-rage incident
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(85)
 
(Knuttz)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ugly-ass penguins
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(63)
 
(UFO)
 
 
 
WTF did I just take a picture of? I thought it was a planet, but it looks really weird
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(1486)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
12-year-old Scotch may be the greatest alcohol, but 12-year-old Brits are the greatest alcoholics
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun Fact of the Day from Wiki - house dust is made up of approx. 70% dead human skin. Ugh
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Official 2007 Daytona 500 Rocket Fuel Spectacular Discussion Thread
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(617)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Introducing the latest auto theft deterrent: The Eye of Sauron tesla coil
source: tesladownunder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What video game character are you? Take this quiz and find out
source: quiz.myyearbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
The history of condoms, discreetly packaged and delivered right to your monitor
source: nerve.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yesterday's health fad now being feared as unhealthy: tea tree oil. Bonus: it's a likely culprit behind man boobs
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The emergency lane is for emergency stopping only - if you need to get laid go rent a room
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona attempts to ban naked-lady mudflaps
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(120)
 
(News Herald)
 
 
 
Three-toed robbers who aren't really deceased, idiot informants, and prison escapees who aren't really the brightest crayons in the box
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the couple that caged their adopted kids? Yeah, they got two years
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(97)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Tree used to make London Gin more endangered than teeth of drinkers
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Austrian designer decides that nude photos of herself aren't provocative enough, decides to do them at a Nazi death camp
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Research shows that the most popular date rape drug in spiked drinks is dihydrogenous monoxide
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(125)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Models are dropping like flys........tiny little underfed flies
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(125)
 
(Oberlin Review)
 
 
 
The craziest and most disturbing scavenger hunt ever has been created by Oberlin College students. "Apparently overcoming the nakedness manages to bring a lot of people together"
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(41)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Discussions of an "airline passengers Bill of Rights" starting again over recent weather woes. What rights do YOU want to see immortalized? (With voting)
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(223)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Top 25 Strangest Houses
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(122)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
The coolest photos of the tallest hotel in the world you will see today
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An asteroid named Apophis, has a 1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth on April 13, 2036. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(131)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Hillary can't win? Don't kid yourself
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(753)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this excited Colts fan
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(52)
 
(WWL-TV)
 
 
 
Elderly man crashes van into cell phone store. "Can you steer me now?"
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember Rep. William Jefferson - the guy caught with $90,000 in his freezer amid a bribery probe? Pelosi's putting him on the Homeland Security panel
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(341)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
"Beer King" and founder of Three Dollar Deweys has died; pour some out for Alan D. Eames
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(21)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
If you stole a minivan in Wichita yesterday, you should turn yourself in before the boxing team you swiped it from figures out where you are
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(16)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Mental health experts weighing in on Britney freakout: "I think what you are seeing is her anger being turned against herself" says Dr. Noshiat Sherlock
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(174)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Several Portland Starbucks closed due to vandalism. Residents seen mumbling as they cross the street to get a coffee at Starbucks
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(118)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Fark Party Friday March 9th; Potential guest appearance, name rhymes with "Brew"
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(128)
 
(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
In the realm of unnecessary medical procedures, removing fat from your ass and injecting it into your feet reigns supreme
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(36)
 
(Slashfood)
 
 
 
Hooters launching energy drink. Cans will be mostly plastic and only half full
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat armour
source: img0.liveinternet.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oregon vets remove elephant's infected tusk with a chain saw. Your dentist is intrigued, would like to know if he can subscribe to their newsletter
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Happy Chinese New Year, 新年快樂
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush expected to nominate anti-safety regulation lobbyist to head Consumer Product Safety Commission. Forks soon to fit more easily into electrical sockets
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(204)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Why British women go off sex (unlike the French and Germans)
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 


Sat February 17, 2007
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cancer joins pretzels as no threat to the President
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool Picture of the Day: Elevator Floor Illusion
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(87)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you miss most about being a kid?
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(676)
 
(Some Coyote)
 
 
 
New "Ghost Chili" clocks in at over 1,000,000 Scovilles. Behold, the merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango Grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum
source: freenewmexican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Skateboarding is not a crime. Also, neither is chairswording
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to stop junk mail from coming to your house. Up next how to stop spam e-mails
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(95)
 
(NBC-2.com)
 
 
 
Multi-millionaires creating traffic gridlock in the skies. And you thought weather and crappy airline service was to blame (link not working - article pasted in first post)
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airborne dog
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Survey of American public's scientific knowledge reveals improved familiarity with basic science, and declining belief in alien abduction, astrology, Bigfoot, and evolution
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(534)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When to replace common household items
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(118)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Parents of kid who loves "Band of Brothers" throw theme birthday party with WWII costumes, music and a visit from real WWII veterans. Outraged parents flood paper with e-mail; outraged kids wish their parents were that cool
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(334)
 
(Some pissed coffee shop guy)
 
 
 
In other free drink news; catch a robber and get coffee for a year. Trifecta in play
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"How To Find A Man Using Feng Shui". Unless "feng shui" mean "oral sex" in Chinese, submitter doubts the effectiveness
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(60)
 
(sky sports)
 
 
 
Terrifying sentence : "When the doctor took a look at me and discovered I'd split a testicle - I was in surgery within 90 minutes"
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(104)
 
(Instructables)
 
 
 
Make a throne for your hamburger out of french fries and ketchup. Thanks Germany
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Duck born with 4 legs. Colonel Sanders buys duck for KFC breeding experiment
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Radio talk-show host on gospel station says Scientology enhances his Christianity. Wait till he gets to the part with the volcanoes
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mmmmm....Snickerdoodles
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(49)
 
(wisebread.com)
 
Video
 
Five ways to hustle free drinks. Cool, amusing, spiffy tags also work here
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The International Hedgehog club. Awwwwwwww
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(97)
 
(Saturday Gazette-Mail)
 
 
 
West Virginia takes first step to approve Table Games. "We will become known as the Las Vegas of the East." Unlikely tag explodes
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(128)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
An "unusually large hole" mysteriously appeared in the ice of a frozen pond in northern Latvia, and local villagers have reported seeing "strange things" in the area
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who just bought some cheap land in Portugal finds out that the included barn contains a huge collection of vintage cars (with pics goodness)
source: geenstijl.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(304)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Missing cow prompts full-scale search and rescue operation
source: icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(FitSugar.com)
 
 
 
Common houseplants you shouldn't eat
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How television fails the American public
source: tristateobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
"A photographic record of a vehicle violating traffic control laws may not be used as the basis for issuing a citation for such violations."
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(75)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Today's "female teacher accused of having sex with a student" brought to you by Howard County, Maryland. (w/pic)
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(212)
 
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
Marijuana can do a great many things, but apparently "score ski lift tickets at Vail" is not one of them
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yorkshire police make plea: "We need bigger guns. Bigger farking guns"
source: yorkshiretoday.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Fire Rescue 1)
 
 
 
Firefighters arrive to put out house fire, are dismayed to discover that the homeowner--who is naked and covered in magic marker--wants to fight them
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Due to spending cuts, the head of the Royal Navy predicts that the UK will have a fleet the same size as Belgium's
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(77)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you've spent 20 years in prison, you might want to buy some new clothes before you start robbing banks again. Bonus: it was a Members Only jacket that got this guy recognized
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(39)
 
(Some Scared Guys)
 
 
 
Tire shop employees freak out after seeing giant rat. "It was pretty humorous. Here were these big, burly outdoors guys running around screaming"
source: myrtlebeachonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Mush!)
 
 
 
Dog-sledder stops during race to save one of his dogs by performing CPR
source: newsminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Pirates. Arrrr...
source: i43.photobucket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Drunk sheep shearer pranks neighbor by herding a flock of sheep into his house and locking them in for twelve hours. Which would have been pretty funny if the sheep didn't need to go to the bathroom after three
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(35)
 
(Oconomowoc Focus)
 
 
 
Man enjoying a porn movie in the comfort of his own home alarmed when neighbor with sword kicks down his door and demands to know where the girl is
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UN to decide who will be in charge when an asteroid hits the Earth
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Police responding to broken pipe call find mummified body in lounge chair with TV still on
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(93)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A twenty-one click salute: inventor of TV remote is muted, turned off
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Sharkfin Noodle, Horseflesh, and Black Beer are just a few wonderful flavors of Japanese ice cream
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(SunJournal.com)
 
 
 
Ghost moose has been haunting Maine for 100 years
source: sunjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Tourism official in Victoria defends ad that promises a "perfect orgasm". Talking openly about orgasms? That's not very Victorian
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Never bring a hammer to a mushy pea fight
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British hospital misses patient's cancer on 50 visits in a row. He would have gone back for visit 51, but he died. Anyone still alive across the pond: how's that socialized health care working out?
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(292)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
More cargo washes ashore from grounded freighter off Britain, this time thousands of chocolate bars. At wits end, police consider plan to intentionally wreck containers full of toothpaste and fresh vegetables to scare off looters
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush has two moles removed from forehead; other two remain on White House staff
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(dailykos)
 
 
 
From the people who brought you "Intelligent Design" and "War on Christmas" comes their new hit "The Sun Revolves Around the Earth"
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(480)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No, you cannot have botulism-tainted snack foods. Nachos
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(54)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Flanders celebrates thick sweater day. Homer Simpson laughs, mocks
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(21)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Charcoal grills should not be used to heat homes
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Shears
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(369)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Oo
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Greenhouse gases reach record levels helped by Asian industry. Asia says it was the dog
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(60)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Not news: woman finally has power restored to her home after hurricane. Fark.com: Hurricane Andrew, 1992
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these desperate Russian housewives
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(65)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Pastor wants 132-foot cross erected near highway. Zoning board: Hell no. Pastor: 110-feet. Zoning board: Get bent. Pastor: 99-feet. Zoning board and hate group: Cram it. Pastor: Alright Goddamit; 48 1/2. Everyone: That'll work
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(227)
 
(Some Rhode Islander)
 
 
 
Rhode Island Fark Party / P-Bruins game combo event: Friday, March 16th DIT, LGT game info
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(28)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If Fark were a real place, where should it be located? (Link goes to possible address)
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(270)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tony Blair admits he is a huge Black Sabbath fan. Yeah, that War Pigs tune is great when you get to live it
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(54)
 


Fri February 16, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Sandcastles explode in reverse. King Friday looks nervous, installs metal detector on the red trolley
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's Leo gonna tell Jack?
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(122)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dorito prices rise to $20 a barrel on news of the Nepal king's motorcade getting stoned during Hindu festival
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(30)
 
(bizofshowbiz.com)
 
 
 
Disney pays two women to sue for rights to "Winnie the Pooh," it's enough to get eeyore in a bad mood
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(91)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Women's desks contain 3 times the bacteria, 7 times the mold compared to men's desks. Think about that next time you get kinky on the job
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Lien placed against 1400 Magic Kingdom Drive, aka, Cinderella's Castle
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(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Over-$20 bottles of fifteen-year-old "vintage" beer becoming "next cool thing" at upscale restaurants. Submitter dusts off old six-packs of Dad's Busch in preparation
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(AdFreak)
 
 
 
DirecTV decides the best way to sell its HD service is to show Burt Reynolds naked
source: adweek.blogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman takes storm chasing to the next level when she is sucked into a storm and spat out 40 miles later
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Greeting card company removes an eCard from its website depicting House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other leading Democrats wearing 'bondage'-related clothing, admits it has been very bad, needs punishment
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(48)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Cafe gives Alzheimer's patients safe place to gather. In other news, cafe gives Alzheimer's patients safe place to gather, which reminds me of this cafe where
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gloomy room
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to toss around laxative-laced brownies at your high school and give them to teachers, don't be surprised if you end up tossing some salad behind bars
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Anti-gay Mass(hole) State Senator who read kids' obscenity laden Facebook messages at school assembly did a Playgirl style centerfold back in 1982. But it was totally straight. Not gay
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Posthumous Mother-of-the-Year: Anna Nicole Smith's will leaves everything to her dead son and intentionally omits her five-month old daughter
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(134)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Price of crude oil drops below $58/barrel because...flips last Tarot card...pictures surface of Lydia Hearst naked in public
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
NBA star Jason Kidd's estranged wife just filed the most vicious divorce petition you'll ever read. And The Smoking Gun is there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gullibility, thy name is Paraguay. Country swallows woman's story that her husband was eaten by a 30 foot snake. Bonus: species she picked maxes out at 12 ft, and the husband ran away from her
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(Some Ronin)
 
 
 
TFarker Ronin's video "Dark Dragon: Science of Seduction" is one of the finalists in a $1000 challenge on NBC's "It's Your Show". Help out a fellow farker by checking out the videos and voting
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(El Universal)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez to nationalize grocery stores because they will not sell products at a loss due to his economic policies
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(262)
 
(wvec.com)
 
 
 
Local news channel's latest fear mongering story: Police called to malls thousands of times a year. EVERYONE PANIC
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(Minnesota Daily)
 
 
 
College students donate blood to get drunk faster
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(112)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
MIT attention whore ends hunger strike
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
If you dropped a sink on I-95, go back and get it
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(50)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man beaten into vegetative state emerges from 6 year coma, looks at nurse, and says "it hurts."
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(160)
 
(boing boing)
 
 
 
In a move certain not to help the state's incestuous stereotype, Alabama court states it is "unlawful for any person to knowingly distribute any device useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Man defending his home by shooting and killing a burglar will not be charged. In related news, Submitter plans to invite his ex-wife over for dinner later tonight
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine people shot in less than seven hours in New Orleans; or as submitter calls it, "Friday"
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(123)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Killed deputy to the formerly injured leader of al-Qa'eda in Iraq now not dead. Bonus: Iraqi deputy interior minister denies that any of this happened
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
For those of you who had February 15th as the day Britney checked in to rehab, congratulations. For those of you who had the 16th as when she checked out, claim your prize
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(Chron)
 
NewsFlash
 
In another step towards furthering their campaign promises, Dems to pass their first piece of symbolic, do-nothing legislation: non-binding censure of the Iraq war
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Filipino hottie Michelle Malkin has replaced Anne Coulter as America's sexiest right-wing propagandist
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(391)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Paris Hilton looks bored at Vienna Ball". Which brings to 12,345,678 the results returned when you google the words "Paris Hilton" and "Ball(s)"
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Newspaper accidentally links tons of porn sites instead of bloggers comments. What could possibly go wrong?
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(32)
 
(Party!)
 
 
 
Reminder: Denver Fark Party Saturday 8pm. LGT Restaurant. DIT
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Volkwagen figures out the best way to sell its cars is not to run ads showing its customer base as mentally deranged and suicidal
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get gastric bypass. Step 2: Bleed internally. Step 3: Profit, with the help of Tom Brady
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(18)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Father of 12 tells wife he's going out for a cup of coffee and is never seen again. Five years later, FBI finds him. Agents won't tell wife where he is cause he doesn't want to come home. That must be some cup of coffee
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Man who hijacked airline turns out to be the only person on plane who didn't speak French. Hero pilot tells passengers the French equivalent of 'Hold my beer and watch this' before jamming on the brakes while landing
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(LLN)
 
 
 
Step 1: Lose a few billion in 2006. Step 2: Spend a few billion more to buy a company that lost a few billion. Step 3: Profit (GM to buy Chrysler?)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Walter Mondale's boyhood home for sale on eBay. Seller only managed to get offers from Minnesotans, everyone else bid on Reagan's home
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Spike TV strikes deal with Major League Eating to show four competitive eating events this year, proving there actually is a network with lower standards than Fox
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
NASCAR fans drink Daytona-bound Boeing 717 out of beer and vodka...by 10:15 AM
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(Winding Road)
 
 
 
New York State moving to ban spinning rims on cars. Chris Rock unavailable for comment
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(385)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
With boths sides resting, here's a simple recap of the Scooter Libby trial: all roads lead to the White House
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(AP)
 
 
 
As evidence that the "Surge" is working; officials note that only 10 murdered bodies were found this morning instead of the usual 40-50
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(146)
 
(TF'er jrshull)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party this Saturday LGT Location, DIT
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(47)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
France's 400th birthday gift to Quebec City, an artistic representation of an imaginary cross between a cow and a caribou, criticized for being "biologically inaccurate"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's travel rider. TSG is there
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(108)
 
(NBC 2 Naples)
 
 
 
City trash service interrupted when thieves leave local trash truck and recycling truck up on blocks
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(14)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Bad: Thieves steal $3000 sculpture from local park. Good: Police recover stolen sculpture. Fark: Recovered sculpture is mistaken for trash and thrown away
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(40)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New York Catholic leaders slam NY's plan to distribute 18 million free condoms, noting that a grown man can't get a little boy pregnant anyway so what's the point?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
What's the best way to get out of class: A - Skip? B - Pull fire alarm? or C - Report seeing person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump fence and disappear into desert?
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The annual Rio de Janeiro Carnival marred by string of killings and, of course, the monkey problem is getting worse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shuttle crew not distracted by scandal. If your job is to work for an incompetent agency and sit on a giant bottlerocket built by the low bidder, some pee-pants tart boiling rabbits on your co-worker's stove is small potatoes
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(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Al Gore, environmentalist, film maker, and level 12 vice president, plans to add concert promoter to his resume
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(136)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
University of Illinois ends Chief Illiniwek's run. To be replaced with pink Nerf foam sculpture of people of all races and creeds holding hands under a rainbow
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(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Kansas basketball coach and his assistant
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked jogger says he'll miss the "liberating feeling" of running with no clothes on, but yeah, the tickets for indecent exposure suck
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(45)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark TV: The day nothing went right. Includes finding Obama, lady on lady action, shaving the fur bikini, and bad accents by random people. Mature content warning for F-word usage
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Genius historical citations continue in congress. Imagine, if you will, how bad things would have gone at the Alamo if the government told Crockett we wouldn't be providing any more troops. Thank God that didn't happen
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(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. says Mexico can have "Dog" the bounty hunter - details of the handover sketchy, but said to include 17 billion Chiclets
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Injured leader of al-Qa'eda in Iraq now not injured. Bonus: He wasn't even at the fighting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this karaoke kitty
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(152)
 
(eCanadanow)
 
 
 
Man calls police after returning to his apartment to discover that the walls had been painted and someone cleaned out the refrigerator and polished the mirrors, but left all his valuables untouched
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(BP24)
 
 
 
Every guy has screwed up Valentine's Day at least once, but most guys don't lose a penis over it
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(154)
 
(Asian Image UK)
 
 
 
Man told he can't take his bottle of vodka on flight because it exceeds restrictions on fluids. Man decides to drink the whole bottle to get around restriction. Hilarity ensues
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(223)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Child care forced to move after liquor store opens up next door. "It is not so much the products that are sold here...but rather the type of people who are drawn to this liquor store"
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(66)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man builds robot to clear snow from his driveway. Wife still complains
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh chip shop hopes to have fried its way into the Guinness records book for the world's largest bag of chips -- weighing in at 400kg
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Church dubs Scientology the "Kabbalah of 2007," ignoring history's previous title "Jonestown of 1978"
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(346)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Iranian bombs are labeled in English
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(336)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Two teens dig a secret snow tunnel in a church parking lot. Which was totally awesome until the snowplow came along when they were still in it
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Save the Whalers
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(82)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Neighbors offended by old naked guy, want him off his lawn (pics)
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
North Korea celebrates Kim Jong Il's 65th birthday. One man executed after re-gifting a pair of stilts
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(37)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tigger gets off. Pooh and Piglet no longer needed as character witnesses
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(51)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Officials hope loanly 17 year old male from Cleveland will impregnate Cincinnati's 7 and 8 year old females
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(64)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Two women in SUVs get in fight at Taco Bell drive-thru, one gets gonged with a Louisville Slugger
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysia has two major crime problems, purse snatching and illegal racing. Solution: give the biker gangs new motorcycles for every 30 purse snatchers they catch
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(The Santa Clara)
 
 
 
"South of the Border" party sparks outrage in Santa Clara. Aunt Jemima unavailable for comment
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(164)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole may receive posthumous Mother of the Year award: instructed nanny to underfeed her baby so it'd be "sexy"
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(111)
 
(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
Women should wear chastity belts to prevent rape, incest and other sex crimes
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(186)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
84-year-old woman discovers the fountain of youth; unfortunately, in an 11-year-old boy's pants
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(92)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Four words that will make you throw up in your mouth a little: speed dating for seniors
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(39)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Guy takes nudie pic of himself with cell phone in mirror. News: Well lookie here, he just happens to be the friendly neighborhood policeman. Fark: Oops, the naked friendly neighborhood policeman is the hottest screen saver in town
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ric Romero now doing research at UCSF, reports that teenage girls feel guilty and used after sex. Submitter feels guilty after using this article
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(77)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher finally gets an erection
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(75)
 
(rocky mountain news)
 
 
 
If you get mad at your girlfriend, don't put her pet fish in the garbage disposal. She hates that. Strangely enough, so do cops
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(56)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"I'm telling you, Honey Bunny, no more robbing liquor stores. You get your head blown off sticking up one of them"
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(48)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Florist gets warning from cops after posting "inappropriate" words suggesting people should have buttsecks on Valentine's Day. "It seems ridiculous," says florist, 36, who may not be unfamiliar with the practice
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(53)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Paraglider freezes to death after storm pulls him in with suction to rival your mom's
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(48)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man win $25,000 lottery two days in a row
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(53)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Crystal City, Texas, residents see Jesus on a stick ... er, tree branch (w/photo goodness)
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(73)
 
(Some Llama Llover)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lleaping llama
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(79)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember the dino egg nest that sold for a record $420,000? Well it was just seized by customs agents because apparently they were illegally stolen from China. Oops
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Justice Department leaks its own talking points to reporters. Rule number one about the talking points is...
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christian pediatrician denies child service because parents are tattooed. You know, just like Jesus would have done
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(428)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian livestock export corporation has warned that banning the exporting of live sheep could have a detrimental effect on farmers' profits, marriages
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(16)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Disaster threatens in tragic cliché collision when a dog wants the turtle it saw; quick-thinking veterinarian saves both animals
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(27)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Customer takes pictures of mice inside bakery display case. Store complains, says it's illegal to take photos in their store (with mousy pic goodness)
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman suing after wrong ovary was removed during surgery. Doctors retort that you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
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(32)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pub owner who threw out two lesbian cops for making out cleared of criminal wrongdoing, found guilty in court of public opinion of not taping hot, hot lesbo cop action and posting it
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A pleasantly diverting reflex game; touch the blue ball to the blue square, don't touch the red dots
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(83)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Guy who was fined $2,500 for illegally cutting down public trees without permission throws a hissy fit because other people who actually get permission to cut down trees don't get in trouble for it
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
16 year old student arrested for "An alleged plot to cause death and destruction inside two Connecticut high schools". He was caught because a classmate discovered videos of his plans on YouTube
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Thu February 15, 2007
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Frikkin' space lasers discover giant lakes, ancient alien temples under Antarctic ice
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(131)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Behold the power of vodka: Australian man gets loaded and catches four-foot shark with his bare hands. Crikey
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia to ban alcohol on all planes. Looks like I picked the right week to quit drinking
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Truck full of marijuana crashes, spills its load all over the road. Hundreds of stoners heading to the area, as soon as they figure out where they left their keys
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(55)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Radiation warnings for Dummies. Your tax dollars at work
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(92)
 
(whptv.com)
 
 
 
Hundreds of motorists stranded in 50-mile backup on interstate. National Guard responds within 24 hours with blankets and supplies, because it was so much worse than sitting on rooftops during a flood or something
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(178)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mayorial candidate boosts campaign by putting up poster of male genitals with the words "ëat me" on it
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man knowns as 'Houdini in jail' sentenced to death for prison killing. Let's see him get out of this one
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(48)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters bring cooked hamster named Christmas back to life with oxygen mask and blackcurrant juice
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(65)
 
(Telegraph UK)
 
 
 
Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free...hey, not so fast Anne Frank
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(152)
 
(Some Guy in Riverside)
 
 
 
Nurse famously kissed by sailor in Times Square at end of World War II still honoring veterans
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Drew's birthday party
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(36)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Hershey kisses 1,500 employees goodbye
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(86)
 
(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
If your wife and two of your in-laws try to smother you in your sleep, maybe you might want to start looking up divorce attorneys
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds religious faith may help stroke victims. Wheuh ith oor Gaw nou?
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(217)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Man charged for trying to MacGyver propane tank to car engine." He was foiled before he got the two ballpoint pens, a waffle, and a piece of chewing gum that he needed to finish the job
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(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
*Pop*
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(243)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Remember those stories about how the Intertubes are responsible for 13% of US power consumption? Yeah, not really
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Four-hour stand off ends when police finally wake the suspect from his slumber
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(23)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Women who play video games get more sex, wish boyfriends would stop the speedruns and go for the high score instead. (almost Not safe for work pic)
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(244)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police rub out marijuana ring in Arkansas City. "We just kind of came upon it," they admit
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Doctors use Viagra to save life of premature baby, presumably by making it impossible for him to roll out of bed
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's man laying on freeway pretending to be a speedbump brought to you by Melbourne
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(13)
 
(Evening Standard)
 
 
 
So many Poles pouring into Britain that highway officials are putting up signs in Polish for them. Which is confusing the hell out of the locals and even the Poles think it's pretty stupid (pic)
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(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding car salesman gets 10 years for slashing customers, prices
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(45)
 
(WSB-TV)
 
 
 
Georgia couple accused of running $12 million operation to grow marijuana in basements of vacant homes. The neighbors wondered why their property values were so high
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hijacked 737 with 71 passengers and 8 crew lands in Canary Islands with single suspect arrested; several people wounded. We now return you to the regularly scheduled update on who might be Anna Nicole's baby-daddy
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(87)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The smoking gun of Iranian support for Iraqi insurgents... literally. "Austrian sniper rifles exported to Iran have been discovered in the hands of Iraqi terrorists"
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(377)
 
(KUTV News)
 
 
 
Mormon bishop who took teens on naked snowmobiling rides avoids jail time, frostbite
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sex therapist confirms that Kenyan women need to be more than just good cooks and mothers to children, they need to be better in the sack. Gloria Steinem too speechless to comment
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The leader of al Qaeda in Iraq has been wounded and his top aide killed in a clash with police, the Iraqi Interior Ministry says (developing)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Boston Fark Party, St Pat's day. Get your Irish on. Need head count, DIT, LGT parade
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(94)
 
(Some gun grabber)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Philadelphia shooting, Rep. Carthy (D-umbassNY) wants to ban guns completely different than the gun used in the shooting. Bonus: She refers to a semiautomatic pistol as an "AK-47 assault rifle"
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(WFAA)
 
 
 
L.A. comes in dead last in nationwide funeral costs, presumably because a Folger's can from Ralph's is still under $10
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TV weather forecasters in Denver complain they're being deluged with hate mail from viewers who think they are enjoying the blizzards too much. "Having eight weeks of storms has made a lot of people really crabby," notes one
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Auditors say $10 billion has been squandered in Iraq. Submitter wonders how they missed the other $500 billion
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Twenty-five-foot tree stolen from yard. In other news, world's worst Neighborhood Watch group identified
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CSI team currently at Anna Nicole Smith residence in the Bahamas. After turning on special light that illuminates semen, the house could be seen from space
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(Discover)
 
 
 
The smell of coins isn't metal, it's actually the smell of people's hands. Unless they've been up someone's ass, then that's just the smell of their ass
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(MTV)
 
 
 
NIN has new viral web marketing campaign. Someone warn Boston
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Muqtada al-Sadr's supporters insist he is not hiding out in Iran, despite reports. They're not sure just where he IS hiding out, but they're pretty sure it's not in Iran. Dick Cheney nods approvingly from an undisclosed location
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fisher-Price says it never intended for its "Laugh and Learn" Bunny to teach children the Heimlich maneuver
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Plan A predicted 5,000 troops in Iraq at this point. That's 5,000 total, not 5,000 more
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Dog groomer accidentally cuts off dog's ear, but quickly takes control, fixes everything by -- supergluing it back on. See, no harm done
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spiffy speaker cabinet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently teaching children to swear and drive a boat drunk is a bad thing
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(NY Times)
 
 
 
Daimler to drop Chrysler like submitter dropped off that transvestite hooker. Not for being a tranny, but y'know, for having pointy knees
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(Every Day Should Be Saturday)
 
 
 
Roll Tide Alabama assistant basketball coach Tom Asbury spotted going after nose goblins for a tasty snack during a game. Duke sucks
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gas thief defends farmer who chased him down and held him at gunpoint, only to be charged by the police
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stunning study finds that newspapers that spend money improving the quality of their news make more money than papers that cut jobs and costs
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(68)
 
(New York Times)
 
 
 
Muslim Barbie doll introduced. Still 36-24-34 under the abaya, C4 undies not included
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY Yankees to honor Cory Lidle by wearing black armbands this season. Apparently, Paper Airplane Day was a bit too much
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(Some Prankster)
 
 
 
Not news: College students arrested. Fark: For carrying out a harmless prank of stuffing snow in an arch on the college green. Stun guns, beer cans, snowballs involved
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(72)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkTV: Last week, Fark ran an article about farmers feeding cows beer. This week, a local drunk decides to take advantage of the situation. Megan in cutoff jeans and cleavage ain't bad either
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Instashop contest for FarkTV: photoshop shopping carts left in unexpected or impossible places
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British mail service successfully delivers postcard from Poland whose only address is "Yellow Door, Wilmslow"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian pilots being fired for poor English skills, expected back at their jobs with Dell tech support by Friday
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(AP)
 
 
 
La ciudad de Nevada abroga ley del inglés solamente
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gun battle erupts after a teen tried to prevent a mosquito from biting a friend's face
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Chavez shows the size of his penis and something about him destroying the food industry in Venezuela (pic)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
U.S Mint issues the presidential dollar today. Get your change jars and sofa cushions ready
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(183)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
New York rolls out nation's first city-branded condom. Because nothing says "F you" like a latex-coated New Yorker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At 0-13 in conference play, Arizona State can become first winless team ever in Pac-10. Duke sucks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor says decision to declare a snow emergency and send extra 750 workers out with shovels had "nothing to do" with the fact election day is two weeks away. And if you can't trust a Chicago politician, who can you trust?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Time once again for Mainstream Media to recycle that tired article on office desks being a "haven for bacteria." EVERYBODY PANIC
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jacksonville DJs plan to hold Anna Nicole Smith Memorial Pig Roast tomorrow, directions on site (some NSFW ads unless giant asses are SFW where you are)
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
"He was dangling by a rope for two hours, upside down in the dark from a bridge, half-naked in -20 C weather." Yup, that would suck
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(Some Snowy Failure)
 
 
 
Attemps to break current world record for most snow angels cancelled because of too much damn snow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swedish man learns the hard way that his town changed to right-hand driving 40 years ago. When reached by phone, he commented, "Bork Bork Bork"
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(57)
 
(wkyc.com)
 
 
 
Teen hiccuping for three weeks now. Apparently, "boo" just doesn't cut it anymore
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(137)
 
(peoples daily)
 
 
 
Additional troops to Afghanistan to counter Taliban spring offensive. Those pesky little bastards are like a sitcom foil, they just won't go away
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(129)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Woman claims man named "Jobu" attacked her with an axe. Cop who was there says it never happened, points out it is never a good idea to steal Jobu's rum
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(73)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Mother gives birth in her pants. "I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg." Doctors tell woman if she plans on having more children, she should never wear a skirt
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(189)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mallet-wielding robber terrifies sub shop. "Please give me your money or put your knuckles on the table"
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(12)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Smoking in bars still banned... unless, of course, that is a joint in your hand
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not officially winter in NYC until the first dog is electrocuted by stray voltage on a city sidewalk. Bye, Bob
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(118)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dude, there's my car. Victim sees his Honda minutes after filing stolen vehicle report. Chaselarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop rejected silhouettes for Prince's Super Bowl show. (Link for inspiration)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Aussie porn industry body wants to know why X-rated films are illegal to sell but legal to buy
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(90)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble for throwing the book at a student who wouldn't shut up
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(News Tribune)
 
 
 
"Inappropriate groping" banned in Washington high school. After school teacher-student tutoring sessions at all-time low
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(Daily Tribune News)
 
 
 
Couple sets up radar gun and video cameras, catches cop speeding in neighborhood. Officer wants couple arrested for stalking
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Seven top police officers taken off crime-fighting duties to dream up motto for the force
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Civet cat, banned in 2003 after being linked to spread of SARS, reappearing on menus in China
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cop pulls driver from a disabled car seconds before it's destroyed by an out-of-control semi. Caught on video
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(113)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
For 50 bucks, Central Park Zoo will serve cocktails and let you watch animals fark
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Today's "angry local politician busted for DUI" video brought to you by Cooper City, Florida
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Biggest question of our time is addressed by the media: Is sex on a plane legal?
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(51)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Circus clowns in denial about terror they evoke: "It's the 'in' phobia right now"
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(126)
 
(Press Association)
 
 
 
150 Scottish police dogs donate blood on Valentine's Day to help other canines in need. Those dogs have earned their steak
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(40)
 
(IHT)
 
 
 
Tokyo to Dallas flight makes emergency landing in Hawaii, pilot wants someone to get that motherfarkin' squirrel off his motherfarkin' plane
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to die in China for ant-breeding scam, apparently didn't hear announcement that Michael Ellis week was over
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(49)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
First they came for the fur in jackets -- and they got it. Then they came for the foie gras -- and they got it. Now they are coming for the night-time lighting -- welcome to the new dark ages
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(eCanadaNow)
 
 
 
New robot suit designed to help seniors lift things and move around could be available by next year
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(107)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Michelin Man reintroduced after eight-year hiatus, without his spare tire (pic)
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man fakes his own kidnapping to keep his wife from finding out he crashed her new car. Just like runaway bride but in reverse, and without national media attention for a solid week
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's peanut butter, salmonella time
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(118)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Video footage taken during Monday's mall shooting spree in Salt Lake City -- shaky, noisy and scary
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientist angered when nearby compound attacks and destroys the cancerous cells she was studying. Apparently she was... oh hey, wait a minute -- it did what?
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(89)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
People being nice to deer by feeding them end up making it easier for wolves to rip them apart
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(44)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Judge quashes subpoenas issued against NWA by shareholders. Shareholders plan to try again, and when they come back, they're comin' straight outta Compton
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Google helps Iraqis survive, find porn
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horse
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(64)
 
(KNX1070)
 
 
 
Batman sighting causes school lockdown
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Wed February 14, 2007
(AP)
 
 
 
Cactus-eating moth reaches Mexico. Cost of tequila expected to rise
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(59)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 93: "V-Day" LGT next week's theme. Please read first post
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The big snowstorm has reached the Northeast, rendering it worthy of national media attention
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(63)
 
(ABS-CBN)
 
 
 
Father of Qantas flight attendant who joined the Mile High Club with Lord Voldemort says the coworkers who snitched on her were "probably ugly as a hat full of arseholes and were just jealous."
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Whalers: Ah, our ship is on fire Greenpeace: Come aboard our ship Whalers: NO Greenpeace: Fine, DIAF while we watch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the Milwaukee Bucks, the first team beaten by the Boston Celtics in 40 days
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(46)
 
(Some Blood Brother)
 
 
 
Woman ties up, cuts lover to drink his blood. Then things get weird (with a "would you hit it?" pic of suspect)
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(223)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tell us your most embarrassing Valentine's Day story
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(256)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man crashes car into DMV, shortens line by 11 people
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush admits he has no evidence connecting Iran to insurgent activities, reverses position on just about everything. Flip flop much?
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(450)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese police raid fake Viagra factory; criminals try to swallow evidence, wind up with stiff neck
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ex-Congressman from Pennsylvania charged with exposing himself to two women on a beach. No word on if any Santorum was exchanged
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry name new flavor for Stephen Colbert
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(184)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
When your lawyer admits you "may be appallingly stupid," it may be time to get a new lawyer
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(46)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
John McCain's 18-year-old Marine son prepares for deployment to Iraq
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(237)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Modify this dangler
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(81)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The IRS is interested in why a Minneapolis minister with a flock of 10,000 souls that put $34 million in the collection plate last year, has a private jet, 2 homes in Florida, and drives around in either his Lexus or his Porsche
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Mother cat adopts puppy rejected by it's mother, according to Dr. Venkman the next up is MASS HYSTERIA
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(82)
 
(google)
 
 
 
People confused by Google's Valentine's Day logo design, forces Google to issue an explanation
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(153)
 
(Associated Content)
 
 
 
Drew talks about Fark TV, the Fark book, and why we won't see Fark beer anytime soon
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(69)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Woman jacks a U-Haul and plays demolition derby down I-95. Word has it that her boyfriend forgot it was Valentine's Day
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Army post hopes to cut down on soldiers getting DUIs by opening an on base nightclub. They also have eased security restrictions for visitors in hopes young hotties will come to the club
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(110)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
When you lose your golf ball in a Florida water hazard, let it go, man. It's gone
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(48)
 
(Earth Times)
 
 
 
80s most popular LA sperm donor description: 6ft, blue-eyed, likes philosophy, music and drama. Today he lives in a RV with four dogs down by the river and is looking up some of his kids
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Ben Tracy, WCCO's answer to Ric Romero, discovers that "women bond through conversation" while "men bond through shared activity". No word on when he'll discover "blogging" and "the Charleston"
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(55)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Your future is in your hand" says talking urinal. "Hey, hold her hair back" expected to follow
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(38)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Teacher to Student: Trade ya an A for pics of you naked. Student to Teacher: Sold (With sexy pic)
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(262)
 
(Anchorage Press)
 
 
 
Finally someone does some investigative reporting. How to score a prostitute and crack in Anchorage, a beginners guide
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(89)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
United Nations report states that Britain is the worst place for children among industrialized countries. Something about making them play in wardrobes
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(136)
 
(BE MINE)
 
 
 
In honor of Valentine's Day, share your best/worst dating stories in this discussion thread (with voting)
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(673)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero of NY learns that ice is slippery during a live report
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(58)
 
(WOIO 19 Action News)
 
 
 
Naked man dances in Cleveland during live weather broadcast. Possibly NSFW but you won't see anything unless you try real hard
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(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Image found on 2000-year-old Roman coin shows that Egyptian queen Cleopatra was not as attractive as previously described. You might even call her ugly-asp
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(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 12 ugliest musicians ever
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(474)
 
(KSL.com)
 
 
 
Wackjob Utah mall shooter was a Muslim. EVERYONE PANIC
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(348)
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Imagined wedgies are the height of entertainment for Sheboygan audience
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(15)
 
(Earthtimes)
 
 
 
If you've been arrested for robbing a store, it's probably not a great idea to drive around with a stolen ATM in the backseat of your car
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(12)
 
(Cornell Sun)
 
 
 
Chocolate or flowers: This college student says to get the one that's most like weed
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(41)
 
(Some Gall)
 
 
 
Teen strumpet sues school district because it didn't prevent her from banging the volleyball coach
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(153)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkTV: In honor of Valentines Day, a story of office romance between a woman and a bear. Drew's in this one as the boss
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy drawing "art"
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(126)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
At press conference, Bush says talks with Iran "wouldn't lead anywhere." Just like they led nowhere a few days ago in North Korea. But hey, you can't accuse him of not trying
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(481)
 
(Old Spice)
 
 
 
Some fatherly advice from Robert Deniro, Chevy Chase and one of the Baldwins. Sponsored link
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you have been busted on drug charges and call your aunt bring you a safe full of cash to the police station for bail money, make sure the safe doesn't contain more drugs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
REMINDER: Roanoke, VA Fark Party at Awful Arthur's (Towers) Saturday, Feb 17th at 7:00 p.m.
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(68)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
DaimlerChrysler to give 13,000 employees something pink this Valentine's Day
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(134)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Accused terrorist arrested in Texas after Kenyan soldiers captured him fleeing Ethiopian forces in Somalia where he had gone from Egypt after leaving his native Boston may be imprisoned for life, or until his luggage catches up with him
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(92)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"I met my husband on Fark.com ... it's a seething pool of stupidity, misogyny, and ass-backward political views..."
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(AP)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, there's a bunch of white stuff on the ground. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(95)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 Baltimore MD at 11am
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That rumor about being able to buy Viagra without a prescription on Valentine's Day? Yeah, it's about as reliable as anything else you read on the Internet
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Company launches first line of NASCAR-licensed apparel designed exclusively for women. "Our designs are more stylish and higher-priced than the usual NASCAR gear."
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CNN NEWS ALERT: "A judge has ruled Anna Nicole Smith's body must stay at the medical examiner's office until a dispute over her daughter's paternity is resolved, but Smith's body can be embalmed." This is CNN
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