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Sun February 11, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Oregonian)
 
 
 
Dogs banned from Alaska Capitol building after senator's pooch makes political statement in elevator
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cellar door
source: segnalidivita.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some careers just shouldn't mix, like highschool teacher and erotic vampire website creator. Especially when the author-teacher scores high on the milf-meter [w/pic]
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take a look at the hideous new $1 coins
source: usmint.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(308)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Small town's official calendar accidentally lists multiple May 28ths. Bill Murray sighs, says "Aw jeez, not this shiat again"
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(38)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Sales of Beretta CX4 Storm 9mm carbine triple after being used by Dawson College shooter to kill 1, wound 11. Bonus: Check out the article's sponsored links
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(263)
 
(Venice Florida!)
 
 
 
City manager gives all city employees a $50 bar tab credit -- that'll make 'em rock non-stop tonight, uh huh, at the Government Center
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cool stop motion video done with a lite brite. Boston surrenders
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(119)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Park wardens in Bulgaria in trouble after they use a Russian diplomat's dog for target practice, desperately hoping Hallmark has a card for that
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(33)
 
(WTNH)
 
 
 
Newt complains to school library about book of spells her son brought home, admits she got better
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(100)
 
(24dash)
 
 
 
"Cannabis more stronger now 'than in the 70s'"
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pot grower caught with 660 plants has sentence reduced from an outrageous 90 days in jail to just weekends. Where's your war on drugs now?
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So I'm in the car with my dad and he starts singing along to "Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me." What embarrassing things have happened to you recently?
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(307)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Chicago-area bagel shack offers $16 Valentine's Day tablecloth special for you and that special someone
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(48)
 
(Some Star Wars Geeks)
 
 
 
Serious nerddom: The Wookieepedia
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(103)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
50% of women don't stop drinking when they get pregnant. No word on how many were drinking *when* they got pregnant
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(141)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Church in small Welsh town met in pub during church refurbishment. Farkers line up for sacramental beer
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(27)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Reporter discovers 'astroturfing,' rushes to Romero-phone. With infographic goodness
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Georgia 8-year-old ready to set Guinness World Record for jump roping - while on a pogo stick
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this yellow art thingee
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(64)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
News: Feds require proof of citizenship to get medicaid. Nice: Step will save Colorado $300,000. Fark: Rule will cost $2.9 million to implement
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(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tile Puzzle - swapping symbols, tetris style (may be nsfw ads)
source: gameshot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(theninja)
 
 
 
Faster than a Porsche, hybrid, and going to cost about $35,000: meet the Toyota FT-HS
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(136)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
After not being invited, attorney writes a letter of complaint about a Judge-led bible study being held in the city courtroom
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(287)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unaware of New Orleans, celebrities like Chris Rock go in droves to Kenya to see how ravaged poor black communities look like
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(141)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Teacher scares students by telling them an asteroid is about to collide with the Earth
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK pharmacy to offer Viagra over the counter for Valentine's Day. Your girlfriend wants some
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(64)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Boston has thousands of surveillance cameras installed at mass transit stations throughout the city. The only problem is, nobody's watching them
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(71)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Truck turns over easy on VA hiway: 165,000 eggs scrambled in runny accident. Driver whips away before police are omelet scene. Cops fry to find driver, but that doesn't pan out. No yolk
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millie and the lost sword
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(49)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
In 1517, the face of Christianity was forever changed when Martin Luther nailed his 95 theses to the door of the church in Wittenberg. It's happening again, 5 centuries later, and all it took this time was two guys kissing
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(622)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
How live action role playing (LARP) works, or alternately, how not to get a date, EVER
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(416)
 
(RGI.com)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts call a townhall meeting to discuss methamphetamine addiction amongst the girls
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ecstatic goal scorer
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(66)
 
(Some Bread study)
 
 
 
Dogs fed stone-ground bread "lived" forever
source: drcranton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Second-grade student charged with bringing crack cocaine to class and not sharing
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(25)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
"Smoky J. sells meth. Smoky's source says he has to sell a G's worth by the end of the month. If Smoky sold $240 the first week and $532 the second week, how much money must Smoky make if he wants to avoid getting a beatdown?"
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Breast augmentation is cosmetic but these cells have the potential to treat diseases ranging from cancer to Alzheimer's"
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(89)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman has diamond ring made from the ashes of her pets
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
6000 couples set world record for simultaneous kissing, sharing STDs, at 'Lovapalooza'
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teenage Ohio girls post fake snow day announcement on their school's website, catch hail from the principal
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fifty men who understand women - which is about fifty more than most women think there are
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Darwin's Origin of Species once had a preface, but the Origin of Alzheimers intervened
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teacher admits snorting cocaine in front of her class (w/pic). Don't they have a break room for that?
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The elderly have a "rosier view" of the world. Display carefree attitude toward what little future they have left
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten ways to prepare for a post-oil society. The eleventh is get a clue, moran
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(297)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Valentine's old and busted: Flowers and candy. New hotness: personalized romance novel... Wait, what?
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Courts given the power to cut off utilities to illegal brothels. Yeah, make them have their sex for money in the dark... that'll stop 'em
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat rescue
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Incarcerating pot smokers costs taxpayers $1 billion annually. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(378)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Princeton ESP lab to close. How did they not see that coming?
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(83)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda plans to attack France. France surrenders
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(217)
 


Sat February 10, 2007
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
Best 2-D sidescrolling multiplayer game ever. DIT
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(101)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Hitmen with incomprehensible knowledge of English asking you for $80,000 to call off the hit via e-mail may not be for real
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(69)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Awesome Lego Car Production Line (Now with working linky goodness - Admin)
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists say that cosmic rays play more of a role in global warming than all human activity combined. Now there's an inconvenient truth
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(514)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prison cats on the decline. Bubbles unavailable for comment
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man installs zinc-coated lead sheets in his house to fight wireless piggybacking neighbors
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(163)
 
(Knuttz)
 
 
 
Gallery of cool police cars you don't wanna see in your rear-view mirror
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this wedding hor'deurves surprise
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(87)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Pregnancy counselors ask students to chew same piece of gum to illustrate how easy it is to get an STD
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Note: If a hyena is so hungry that it's eating your couch, it might be a bad time to go over and annoy it
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Iraqi bomb squad techniques for determining if something is a bomb: kicking it, throwing it across the road
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The saddest and most heroic wedding photo you may ever see
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(867)
 
(News Gazette)
 
 
 
Would-be bank robber leaves empty-handed after bank staff don't believe that he's really got a bomb
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird on an icicle
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(64)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Now you can serve your jail term five minutes at a time
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(50)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Victor Manuel Lozano spends his days like most 2-year olds. He goes to nursery school, draws, rides a tricycle. The difference is, he does it in prison"
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(83)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Kansas City Fark party tonight, 9PM. Dave and Busters at The Legends. LGN
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Whaleman" who visited schools to teach kids about whales busted for child porn and marijuana possession. Says the pot is only for medical porpoises, all those pictures of blowholes on his computer are just a fluke
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly 60% of attendees at a conference on information security caught using devices that aren't secure. The vortex caused by implosion of geekheads could be responsible for global weather changes
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(48)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Men in car full of graffiti-spraying equipment, covered in paint matching new graffiti in locations found in the car's GPS tracking system, say they aren't in Boston for the graffiti convention, they just flew in for dinner
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bulldog saves family from fire, earns his steak (w/pic)
source: dailyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
People working at UK Health & Safety Executive among most injured employees in country, including one injury from walking into a warning sign
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother of the year charged with child neglect after having intercourse with her boyfriend in front of the nine-year old daughter in order to teach the girl about sex
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(372)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Connecticut Fark Party TONIGHT at 7pm. LGT location in Cheshire
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(19)
 
(Post Star)
 
 
 
Woman arrested in paper shredder fight. Cops still trying to piece together the evidence
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bird-flu outbreak in Britain found to have no effect on supermarket poultry sales. To ensure virus is dead, health authorities continue to urge consumers to dip raw chicken in sugar and deep fry it, just like everything else they eat
source: thisissouthwales.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Five-hour home invasion robbery at billionaire's house nets a whopping $43
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
For Sale: Batmobile. In great condition. Please flag down Batman cruising streets in Fort Lauderdale for details
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(55)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Kentucky man stockpiling stolen Victoria's Secret lingerie gets fingered by girlfriend
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Beginner's Guide to a Life of Crime: If you're going to break into someone's house and steal their XBox 360, don't call Microsoft to complain that the previous owners had already registered it
source: techshout.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Crane)
 
 
 
Some of the most amazing origami you'll see today. With pics that have to be seen to be believed
source: folders.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Man donates several million non-existent dollars to charities and local organizations. But it's the thought that counts, right?
source: app.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Wikimedia chairwoman claims that Wikipedia may close in 3-4 months due to money problems
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(166)
 
(WFSB)
 
 
 
Problem: Most students failing freshman gym. Solution: Cut freshman gym requirement, because trying is the first step in failing
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(156)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Families refuse to buy new home built by Habitat for Humanity because it's in a bad neighborhood
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bomb squad mobilized to remove beer can from porch
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia overrun with kittens. Quick Robin, to the Batpole!
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
This Sunday, millions of Christians will open up the good book, "The Origin of Species." Wait, what?
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(591)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Master of Suspension" now teaching students from all over how to hang a living human body from steel fish hooks (warning: some pics are rather graphic)
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(14WFIE)
 
 
 
The Newswatch 14 team would like you to know that the snow in New York is now officially deep enough to bury a basketball player. You know, in case you had a basketball player that you were looking to bury
source: 14wfie.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(BayNews9)
 
 
 
Always invite neighbors to your Super Bowl party so they won't be offended, perhaps showing up with gun instead of snacks and beer
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(14)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama declares his clean-cut, articulate candidacy
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(604)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Woman sells old painting in her attic because she was almost Baroque, is pleasantly surprised when the auction really gets Gaugin. Final sale price: $600,000. That's a lot of Monet
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man who jumped into SF bay to save couple from submerged car in 2001 in critical condition after saving friend's dog from house fire
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Researchers planning a trip to Mars' moon Phobos to bring back samples. Here comes the Cyberdemon
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Two boys talking about a gun website in the bathroom shuts down a school the next day, even though the teachers knew there was no problem
source: pressherald.mainetoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cocky man fined for building a 4ft wang out of snow. With pic maybe Not safe for work
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hardworking farmer and his long-necked friend
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dentistry for the poor, or "the miserable state of dental care for our working p". Difficulty: Canada, not Britain (with pic badness)
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(133)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Stephen suffers from a terrible fear which has left him virtually housebound for years. He is thought to be the only person in Britain with a phobia of grannies. The sight of one is enough to make him hyperventilate and even collapse"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Two brews in one: coffee beer. Because the world needs more wide awake drunks
source: tbt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Students' parents pay 25k a year to let their kids party in blackface, Klan outfits
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
British Airways to tack on a $470 charge for taking more than one bag on long flights. Throw in your soul and the luggage might even go to the same place you are
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(ABC 7)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite reporter examines Valentine's Day chocolates. It's a Romero and Juliet kind of thing
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British nanny state plumbs new depths of inanity as kids told they can no longer play tag in playgrounds and in fact, can only touch one another if administering first aid after an accident
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Queensland Rail workshop bans men's mags from workplace. Story contains rare Godwin In Article: "Hitler tried to ban any literature he didn't like, and now the poor rail workers are suffering in a similar way"
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(29)
 
(Gannett)
 
 
 
Driver spills 40 tons of cow intestines on interstate while adjusting MP3 player. Now that takes guts
source: postcrescent.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
San Francisco man complains he was racially profiled by the cabbie who locked him in the car and drove him to jail
source: earthtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Dad wasn't dad after all, but still owes child support - the high court says it's his fault for trusting his wife
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(360)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
History's ten greatest banquets in chronological order. What do you know, the last one on the list is tonight
source: enjoyment.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Elite British troops in Afghanistan smothering themselves in gravy to nab Taliban insurgents. Really
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Grocery store shopping cart handles have more germs than public restrooms, Paris Hilton
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Convicted rapist sues government, claiming his human rights were violated because he didn't get early release from prison where cellmates continue to enjoy early release in him
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
25 most expensive cities for a first date. As if Evansville, Indiana needs anything else to worry about
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(ZOMG!)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mad scientist and his giant rabbit overlord
source: img457.imageshack.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fiberboard may soon be made of manure instead of sawdust. No word yet on McDonald's hamburgers
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(42)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Texas bodybuilder suing Pat Robertson, claims the religious broadcaster walked into court for a legal proceeding and told him, "I am going to kill you and your family''
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Okay, so maybe we mixed up the instructions for lethal injection and the electric chair
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Every school in Vancouver, and I would say in the province, is struggling with a significant number of kids coming to school stoned"
source: vancourier.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 


Fri February 09, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IHOP will be giving away free pancakes on Feb. 20th. Yes, the "all we ask is that you consider making a donation" is a catch, but hey, FREE PANCAKES
source: ihop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Birdbrain)
 
 
 
Would you let a hummingbird live in your hair/beard if it was trained and well-behaved?
source: sandiegozoo.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(311)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Breaking the myth of megapixels (or: Just how little people understand about digital photography)
source: piranhadailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Tech Digest)
 
 
 
The real problem with Linux, expressed in a single picture
source: techdigest.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(338)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Famous British actor Ian Richardson has passed away. Ian Richardson? Shakespearean actor, famous for House of Cards? Anybody? Okay fine, it's the guy from the Grey Poupon commercials
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
73 Year old woman faces up to one year in PMITA prison for running a $50 football pool
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Prostitutes recruited to get high so police can learn how people on drugs behave
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(Lawrence Eagle-Tribune)
 
 
 
Officers setup "unofficial" police department webpage on MySpace, featuring pics of scantily clad women. I'm sure no one else will notice
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(42)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you're in the middle of faking your own kidnapping, walking into a police station to take care of another matter probably isn't the best of ideas
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(Greeneville, NC)
 
 
 
Packing ex-wife's car with memorabilia of your life together and her dog, then setting it on fire, is not cool, even though it was a Chihuahua
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Health guru Father of the Year (who drinks his own urine) has infant son taken away after he made an ankle brace out of chopsticks instead of, you know, going to the doctor
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Miller issues challenge to Budweiser: If Bud's Nextel Cup car beats Miller's car, Miller will give Budweiser the naming rights to Milwaukee's Miller Park
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenager hired on trial basis at car wash steals customer's BMW, leads police on high-speed chase; ever-observant police announce that trial employment "didn't go so well"
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(CT Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Man unhappy with how his call is being routed. News: Man tells next operator that someone should blow up their building. Fark: Apparently, he forgot that he had already given them his name, address, and Social Security number
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has bacon, eggs, sausage and beans. News: Man has image of bacon, eggs, sausage and beans tattooed across the top of his bald head. (With piccy goodness)
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(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Harvard set to make feminist history by naming some broad as its president for first time
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(85)
 
(The Office Hottie)
 
 
 
Rashida Jones from "The Office" reads Fark at work. "I like Fark.com, because you also have to pick something that if, by chance, the camera picks up the screen it's not, like, ALL PINK"
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(newsnet5.com)
 
 
 
Even though you think Best Buy technicians are glorified chair warmers, they will still find child pornography on your computer if you bring it in for repair
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(cfnews13.com)
 
 
 
Man rescued in river after his dog dumped him overboard. Your dog knows that these sort of accidents can happen, y'know, unless he gets steak
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Following lead of NY cabbie who returned 31 diamonds on Monday, Seattle cabbie gives up $6000 on Thursday. Trifecta now in play
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother-of-the-year candidate in Sheboygan leaves her two kids in the car in subzero cold so she could go to a tanning salon. "She said she was going on vacation and apparently felt that the tanning was a priority," police say
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IAEA cuts half of the technical assistance it was providing to Iran's nuclear program. In other news, the IAEA is providing technical assistance to Iran's nuclear program
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(88)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
All teenagers will now be sex offenders because they see themselves naked
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
US Airways CEO nailed for DUI. Police send him to one jail cell, his clothes to another
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kodak to lay off 3000 people. Now stand close together and say "government cheese"
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Leo Laporte
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
High school students write derogatory and profane comments about state senator on Facebook. Senator shows up at high school assembly, names students and returns the favor
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
No illegal drugs found in Anna Nicole's system - still no word about Vodka and Red Bull
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(131)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Privatized health care at its finest: homeless parapalegic man dumped by a hospital on the side of the street wearing nothing but a soiled gown
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(Aurora Sentinel)
 
 
 
College to put Abe Lincoln on "mock trial" for racism. Upcoming lectures include "Thomas Jefferson: Visionary or Sadist?" and "The Tyranny of Helen Keller"
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(174)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Im in ur kids homework, killin ur language
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(170)
 
(Some Drunkard)
 
 
 
Shadowy Belgian cartel fined for price fixing on beer. You bastards!
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(24)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Boy critically injured when he's run over by childcare van. Twice
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(81)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Another victim in Boston cartoon "terror" campaign: head of Cartoon Network
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(304)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband now claims to be the father of Anna Nicole's child
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(196)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Dutch journalist asks a court to convict him for eating chocolate, saying by doing so he was benefiting from child slavery on cocoa farms in Ivory Coast
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(94)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man wants to build distillery in Nebraska. "It will bring another source of recognition and pride to our state," he says, which is the same thing they said about Lawrence Phillips
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(56)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Judge orders Anna Nicole's body to be "preserved" for a paternity hearing. This is easy to do, because silicone doesn't decompose
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(RollingStone.com)
 
 
 
Five tips for bidding on celebrity memorabilia auctions. Tip No. 1: If it's tasteful, it's probably not really Elton John's
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Survey says you don't need to get high school girls drunk any more, they'll have sex with you sober
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(260)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
City threatening to shut down Club Serenity due to ongoing violence
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds that fans of women's golf drink the most wine. They find it goes well with the fish
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(64)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
When released from jail, do you take the free ride home, or do you instead run off, break into a stranger's house, hit him in the head with a board, and then set his trash can on fire for no particular reason?
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Guns -- supposedly destroyed in Australia's much-acclaimed gun buy-back program -- showing up at robberies. Oops
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(166)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkTV: The true story of Fark's favorite diaper-wearing astro-nut from the news this week
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(59)
 
(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
Mom of the Year candidate blows a .369 BAC after crashing with daughter in the car, on the way to what was probably going to be a really entertaining Girl Scout meeting
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fark.com accused of not treating the death of Anna Nicole Smith with the dignity and quiet respect that is the hallmark of this site (link fixed)
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(804)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
As it turns out, all the jokes about Ferrari owners are true. (View seller's Nov. 30, 2006 transaction)
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(189)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Orleans faces harsh truth: Alarming number of residents are leaving after "recovery" turns out to be almost nonexistent
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(195)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India's first-time fliers causing major disturbances. Pilots apparently sick of people standing outside the cockpit door yelling at them to restart while pressing F8
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(56)
 
(Post Star)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old busted for making over a hunded fake 911 calls and reporting things such as "A big donut fell on your house"
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(85)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists offer the mathematical explanation of beer goggles. Still no cure for cancer
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(68)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Psychic museum closes due to unforseen circumstances
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(34)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Et tu, Goofy?
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(75)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Coffee shop in Washington state offers "voluntary payment" system. And you thought the dirty looks were for failing to tip
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(71)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You wouldn't think it would be difficult to prove ownership of a painting of your own ass. You don't live in Australia
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(11)
 
(KPVI)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal 244 pairs of underpants at Brigham Young. Step 2: ???? Step 3: Prophet
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(88)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
For those with more money than sense, you can now buy your own personal submarine. U-FIA name already claimed by Drew
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In retrospect, the Central Connecticut State University student paper admits it probably shouldn't have run editorial calling rape "a magical experience that benefits society as a whole"
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(187)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston hotel offers million-dollar Valentine's Day package with the presidential suite, a six-course meal, dance lessons, use of a 2007 Bentley Continental GT, diamond jewelry gifts for him and her. Still no guarantee you'll get lucky
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(Brockton Enterprise)
 
 
 
Woman sues town after cracking her tooth on a Tootsie Roll that she got from the town hall's candy jar
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(47)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man escapes from prison just to make a beer run
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(45)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Oswald's window perch from the Texas School Book Depository to be auctioned on eBay. Might be fun to bid on, but someone would surely snipe it just as the auction was about to turn a corner
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado officials to propose elk hunting in Rocky Mountain National Park. Next up, fishing at Sea World
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Parts of NY could get up to 100 inches of globally-warmed snow. That's a one with two zeroes
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(466)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It's official: Rhode Island lawmakers hate beer. Duff Man, Drew unavailable for comment
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Daniel Snyder purchases the Johnny Rockets hamburger chain. Expects to complete a 100 percent conversion to suckage by the next season
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(97)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Seeing that dead people could vote, teacher figures dead students can be tutored. What could possibly go wrong?
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(39)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Low bridge hit by a double decker bus, for the third time in two years
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(39)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Woman who helped boyfriend rape her 15-year-old daughter shows up to court in a "#1 Mom" t-shirt
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(256)
 
(thisislondon)
 
 
 
Rejoice! Jesus has returned. Except this time he's black, he worships the devil and he eats little girls
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(281)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cows in Cornwall put on special diet that includes 40 pints of beer a day. "They are completely happy and they do like drinking beer," notes farmer
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Firefighters ask Uncle Sam for help buying new firetruck. DHS gives firefighters grant for $665,962. But guess what they're not allowed to buy with the money?
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(112)
 
(Some Commando)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guerrilla
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(93)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Have you been sentenced to PMITA incarceration? Dr. Prison offers survival tips
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(121)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It is now illegal to play an instrument while driving in Vermont
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(96)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Gideons put in jail for being on a public sidewalk while handing out Bibles
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(589)
 
(Spokane Review)
 
 
 
Now for less than the cost of a pizza, Idaho residents can hunt their own wolf
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronauts complete third spacewalk in nine days, don adult absorbent undergarments to search for love rivals
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(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you must use your beer glass as a weapon, step 1 is to ensure that the face you're smashing it into isn't attached to an undercover cop
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(29)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
If you really must sell that anti-tank weapon, the Internet is probably not the smartest way to do it
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(25)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher will get her first haircut in 28 years
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(77)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Nitroglycerin helps premature babies. Nobody make a noise or this'll get messy
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(37)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Life imitates Fark: Snorkeler mistaken for nutria in shooting (with mugshot)
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(65)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
27 million British workers book off sick each year because they're drunk when they should be working. Fark admins, mods and submitters sneer in the rookies' general direction
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(42)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Man places boulder into neighbors' front yard. They try to move it. Clearly the logical course of action is to shoot them both
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mini-pigs have become the latest fad in China with people flocking to buy them as pets. With the cutest "pig in a kimono" picture you'll see today
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
City council crushes man's car after he was seen dumping garbage from it. No word on if they had 27 eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one
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(146)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
French hosiery manufacturers now making pantyhose for men. Any remaining trace of French testosterone surrenders
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(56)
 
(Some vagina Guy)
 
 
 
'Vagina' returns to marquee- 'vajayjay,' 'bajingo,' and 'tee-tee' are waiting on standby
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(241)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
One way of not getting arrested for hit-and-run is setting yourself on fire
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poll shows Arabs dislike Bush
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(175)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
California officals reassure residents that pipe bombs found in the aqueduct that is their water supply were not planted by terrorists, but by fishermen
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(25)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Fake marijuana plants for your windowsill. No, I don't get it, either
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(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British academics recommend high-school students get after-school sex education. Submitter remembers cramming in his sex ed during lunch hour in the parking lot in the classroom that was his girlfriend's mom's 1985 Ford Tempo
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man sprays bleach on fruit, vegetables and meat in a bizarre attack on a supermarket in northern Tasmania. Probably another white power incident
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(29)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Father and son warehouse owners develop anti-graffiti system that stops spraypaint from sticking, then sprays the tagger. Now get off their lawn before the anti-TPer system kicks in
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(82)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Photoshop this science project
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(54)
 
(Santiago Times)
 
 
 
Chile's armed services have revealed the presence of UFOs
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Thu February 08, 2007
(Access Hollywood)
 
 
 
Report: Anna Nicole choked on vomit. Authorities expect it will be difficult to solve, because you can't dust for vomit
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(322)
 
(Minot Daily News)
 
 
 
North Dakota debating microchips in employees
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(152)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Group names top 10 oil-polluting refineries. No 1 was a Texas City plant with 2.1 million pounds of toxins released. A spokesman for the National Petrochemical and Refiners Assoc sadly died of cancer before he could offer a rebuttal
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(81)
 
(Telegraph UK)
 
 
 
Incredibly ugly-ass baby elephant born at UK zoo completes ugly-ass trifecta, with bonus ugly-ass baby rhino
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of sharks spotted off the Florida coast, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. In other news, sharks migrate, apparently on their way to rumble with the Jets
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(86)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby white tigers born at Buenos Aires zoo. Ugly-ass baby animal trifecta now in play
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Grandfather saves grandson by fighting off 16-foot snake. Samuel L. Jackson unavailable for comment
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shannon Hermes now owns about $1.3 million worth of Google stock from the acquisition of YouTube last year. Shannon's not one of the company's founding members or on the board of the video-sharing site -- she's the receptionist
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(84)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Breast Cancer Society refuses to take donation from members of breast-baring society
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man shoots two pedestrians in a rare and terrifying case of "sidewalk rage"
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(48)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old charged with felony over fire alarm he didn't pull
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(176)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Beer magnate John Labatt donates $30 million for children's heart-care center. Just one more example of beer helping our world out, 12 fluid ounces at a time
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(128)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass endangered lizards born at New Zealand zoo (with pic goodness)
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner successfully sues newspaper for £25K over bad review. Nickelback now seeking legal advice, rubbing hands with glee
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(76)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Want to see how easy it is to have your identity stolen at a post office?
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(72)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
You know those guys you see on the street with push carts selling hot dogs? They're part of a multi-million dollar business. Yep, nothing's better than a dirty water dog
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oil surges $2 per barrel on news of Anna Nicole Smith's death
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(93)
 
(Popula Science)
 
 
 
The newest Swiss Army knife weighs in at two pounds, is nine inches long and has 85 unique tools. Own one today and be the envy of Boy Scouts everywhere
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(141)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently Virginia law allows them to fine you $500 for "curse and abuse"
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(61)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Porn may affect your relationship, says woman with extremely sharp knees
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(284)
 
(Some Florida Guy)
 
 
 
Man gets drunk, starts driving while naked, flees cops, drives over mailboxes, gives his pursuers the finger, crashes into median, spins, crashes into wall, and is tasered. Do we even need to tell you the state?
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(45)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Gunmen steal guns at gunpoint near gun range
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(81)
 
(Some old Brits)
 
 
 
Cornwall Council's silly names list. What parent would curse their kid with "Clobery Silly Woolcock"?
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(111)
 
(Howard Beale)
 
 
 
Todays batshiat-crazy standoff involving roadflares and gasoline brought to you by Medford, Oregon. With photo-y goodness
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Autism is definitely, definitely more widespread in US than previously thought, definitely
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(275)
 
(rocky mountain news)
 
 
 
Todays asshats that pose for pictures on the internet with their stolen merchandise come to you from Boulder, CO
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(14)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man facing deportation from Canada because he couldn't prove he's gay. Of all the times to pull a female judge . .
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It can't actually hurt me, but the important thing is that I felt threatened, which means someone owes me a bunch of money."
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trips to the dentist, trips to the salon and trips to the spa. New hotness. Dental day spas, where you get tingly peppermint foot scrub while having your fillings replaced
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Upstate New York disappears under six feet of snow as Mother Nature continues neighborhood beautification efforts there
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ugly women outraged about being excluded from a speed dating event with rich men. Says one protester: "Power to ugly women"
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(182)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
75 year old woman gets wallet returned to her 60 years after lost, plans on taking advantage of found YMCA teen club membership
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists say we're to blame for global warming. Pass the buck and photoshop some other reasons why things are getting hotter
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Two 8th-grade school bullies bring their fists to a 6th-grade knife fight
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Anna Nicole Smith's condition downgraded to dead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Johnnie Walker whiskey promises "immersive experience", apparently unaware most people just have a friend hold their hair for them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Officials at Canada's nuclear safety watchdog on Thursday said they were probing how a hacker had managed to litter its official Web site with dozens of colour photographs of a nuclear explosion
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(38)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Smartypants eight-year-old finds math error at traveling science exhibit. Bonus: It went unnoticed for four years
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Anna Nicole Smith found unresponsive in Florida hotel room (see followup above)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Taking its cue from the great statesman Chris Rock, Cook County to enact strict new "bullet control" measures, starting with a new tax on bullets
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Anthony Bourdain throws down on the Food Network's current crop of "chefs"
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(Network World)
 
 
 
U.S. cyber counterattack: Bomb 'em one way or the other
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(98)
 
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
I contracted hepatitis. Ask me how
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Video
 
24: Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Only one man can stop them from deystroying Boston... Jack Bauer
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Whole Foods lifts ban on lobster sales after deciding on a humane way to kill them -- they'll be electrocuted instead of boiled
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UK retailer Tesco to open first US stores, no doubt stocked with Cornish pasties, beer with floaters, smoked cigar butts in heavy gravy, and other English favorites
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Sex may have sunk ship
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(Fark)
 
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Who do you call when 55 nuns make off with several hundred thousand dollars? Sister Maria, Nun Cop
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(BBC)
 
 
 
More than a dozen wedding guests die after groom's bus plunges off a cliff... because of rain on his wedding day
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(219)
 
(Some V-Day Shopper)
 
 
 
Amazon's list of bad Valentine's Day gift ideas. Includes such gems as "All About Scabs," "Weight Loss Surgery for Dummies," "Cleavage Cupcakes Gel Bra Inserts" and Ben Franklin's "Fart Proudly"
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College administrators go all jihad on students after they post a video on YouTube, of course, of them speaking in crude Middle Eastern accents as they take a rubber duck hostage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Son: "Mom, this guy at school kicked my ass." Mom: "Oh honey, I'm so sorry. Here, why don't you take this pistol and shoot him. It will make you feel all better"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Step 1: Acquire sled. Step 2: Tie it to truck. Step 3: Hospitalization, jailarity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pansy group wants GM to pull suicide robot commercial. GM tells them to jump off a bridge
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. starts ranking its top 10 street gangs. No. 3 Mara Salvatrucha says it was robbed by the BCS, demands playoff system
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rocket scientists turn from the boring exploration of outer space to solve one of the world's real problems: Making women's shoes that look as hot as stilettos but feel as comfortable as Birkenstocks
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Nine critters that owe their names to celebrities
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(RNews)
 
 
 
Thanks to no-tolerance fighting policies, getting beat up at school can now get the victim suspended as well
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Founding partner of Kinko's dies. You submitted this three times with the same headline
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Malaysian officials have been straining to push out toilet-education measures. New course comes as a huge relief
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(35)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Burglar forgets which glass door she had broken (with video)
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(41)
 
(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Burglars steal 36 sex toys, 18 tubs of chocolate body paint and 12 blow-up dolls from sex shop delivery van. Someone is planning an AWESOME Valentine's Day
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Elderly pilot lands plane on city road; didn't realize it wasn't the runway until he hit a speed bump
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Having sex lowers your blood pressure, reduces your risk of having heart attack. Sorry: It only counts if there's someone else involved
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(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Firemen rescue already-rescued victims by cutting through the roof of a cab where the victims were resting after the crash. Oops
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this camel rider
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not news: Horny middle school boys. News: Boys being accused of sexually abusing female students. Fark: In class. Bonus: Fapping during class movie
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Milkman, who was run over by his own truck as it was being stolen, credits his beer belly for saving his life. Tag is for the beer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
NY Times owner says he doesn't know or care if there will be a print version in five years; neither does the White House
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunks blamed for sending British abortion rate to an all-time high. Pantsless submitter will drink to that
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(71)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sick: Couple tries to get caretakers to perform sexual acts as 'treatment.' Sicker: 12 girls believed them (small mugshot pic goodness)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man claims he doesn't feel right unless he eats five pounds of grass a day. Settle down hippies, it's not what you think
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man who attacked police officer with a baseball bat explains, "I was just doing what everybody wishes they could do, but is too scared to"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nepali asks government to change the "sex" field of his citizenship; government obliges and erases "male" and "female," writes in "both." Submitter is still waiting on his application for "yes, please"
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Southern class offers tips to northerners on how not to use a blinker, how to go into a blind panic when it snows, and how to speak so no one can understand you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Village, tired of only making news every time it floods, plans to erect huge Rocky statue to get some good press for once. Ray Nagin intrigued by this idea, would like to subscribe to the newsletter
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(Press Association)
 
 
 
Chinese zoo is looking for volunteers to live as monkeys for five days. Bonus: Free food, dynamite
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
College student suing his university after receiving a lower grade than he expected. All the girls he bought dinner for who didn't "put out" meeting next week to discuss a unified defense strategy
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Guy in Texas finds mummified body of Hurricane Rita victim in home he's about to buy. That's gotta knock a few thousand off the asking price
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson, following in the footsteps of Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears, has checked himself into rehab for "various addictions"
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(40)
 
(BayNews9)
 
 
 
Teenage girl cries rape when caught having sex in school bathroom. Sets women's rights, TV cop storylines back decades
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(149)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fox Chicago hires new weatherbabe. Her name is Amy Freeze. She's 32. Ya RLY
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School bans the making of Mother's Day cards. Apparently, it's more important avoid upsetting children with no mothers, the little bastards
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(70)
 
(Break.com)
 
Video
 
Two words: Dynamite surfing
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(68)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man finds fingertip in chocolate bar. Police say "it went unnoticed because there were nuts in the chocolate and it was hard to tell the difference." At least it wasn't an actual nut
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman makes theatre change marquee so that she doesn't have to explain to her niece what a vagina is
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(334)
 
(ASME)
 
 
 
The top 40 magazine covers of the last 40 years
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(89)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
County surrounded by rivers forgets to build bridges and is now trapped because all the ferries are frozen
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(46)
 
(Some poppin' TFette)
 
 
 
When was the last time you made popcorn the old-fashioned way over a campfire or stove? Mmm, real butter and salt
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(173)
 
(mediamatters)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh again turns his expertise to football analysis: "They're dumping on Grossman because he's white"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 20 tonnes of cyanide rolls over on highway. In other news, my wife says licking your car tyres gives them better grip so here goes nothing
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(27)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 92: "Aerial photography." LGT next week's theme. Please read first post
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Wed February 07, 2007
(Planet Vids)
 
 
 
How marbles are made
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this apple-based rodent
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America's 150 favorite buildings
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(108)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
German authorities apprehend two suspects for wonton murders in Chinese restaurant
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(94)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Two 18-year-old women thrown out of the Grumpy Mole Saloon in Christchurch, New Zealand for kissing each other, apparently setting a bad example for the sheep (with pic)
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(190)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger shrimp boat
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(102)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Note to mothers: Even if your two-year-old talks a big game, his tolerance for cocaine is probably not as high as yours
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(44)
 
(Some Green Lizards)
 
 
 
Caption this photo of a former U.S. president
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(141)
 
(law.com)
 
 
 
Wife screws four men. Jilted lawyer husband sues all four of them to compensate him for his emotional distress. Doesn't quite work out as he hoped
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Red Hat Society. New hotness: Blue Thong Society
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(101)
 
(Some Orange Drink)
 
 
 
NASA says it will let the legal process take care of their Tang problem
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(71)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Group invites convicted sex offender to lead church retreat. Let us prey
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(68)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Study: Male sweat causes female hormones to rise. So good luck beating all those hot women away, stinky
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(108)
 
(newwest.net)
 
 
 
Strip joint next to the Mormon Tabernacle closes doors. Gone are the days of the returning missionary special, free passes to the herbal tea room, sacred undergarment modeling
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(42)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida might be the next state to legalize high school girl sex (with SFW pic of female really sticking it to a high school girl)
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(238)
 
(Evening News 24)
 
 
 
Genius thief leaves his photo, address behind at crime scene
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(21)
 
(Indiana Daily Student)
 
 
 
Student by day, stripper by night
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(166)
 
(Some Accidental Car Their)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally steals a car with her own key. Wait, what?
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested after forcing his basic package on a cable TV saleswoman
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(37)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston TV station picks new evening anchor. Can you guess his super power? (With pic)
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(150)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Drew
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(561)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Texas girl talks to angels. Yeah they call her out by her name
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(216)
 
(BBC)
 
Boobies
 
UK calling on knitters to make boobies. No, really (w/SFW pic)
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(86)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oral recordings from black families in Alabama to be archived. Barbara Billingsley unavailable for comment
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(71)
 
(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion in the Bottoms. Taco Bell, White Castle deny involvement
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(247)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
If you find yourself pointing your shotgun in someone's face because they asked your girlfriend for a washcloth, maybe it's time for some anger management
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three Army Reserve officers indicted in bid-rigging scam with Iraq reconstruction money. No word on when they receive their Congressional Medals of Honor
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(130)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you are a professor at a school like BYU, it is not not in your best interest to make an unapproved addition to the official school website regarding your view of polygamy
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(77)
 
(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
Burglars flee in direction of train derailment. SWAT team is helping with derailment cleanup. Burglars, meet SWAT team; SWAT team, burglars
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman, 80, fakes heart attack to scare off burglar during the Super Bowl. This was probably more entertaining than the commercials
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(41)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Bar owner kicks out designated driver for not drinking booze
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(186)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Guy's plan to propose in a Super Bowl commercial falls through. Proposal in commercial during "Veronica Mars" will have to do
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(107)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Three or four times a year, the Great Salt Lake releases a foul odor. This year, it smells like burnt rubber and causes burning eyes and throats. Next year, it's predicted to smell like fresh-baked cookies and cause mouths to water
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Mint to produce 220-pound, pizza-sized million-dollar coin for use in Bugatti Veyron vending machines
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pipeline
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NYC cabbie returns black bag with 31 diamond rings to passenger, receives enough reward money for a new beaded seat cushion and Crown air freshener
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(186)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkTV: A milestone is reached -- the first onscreen girl-on-girl kiss. Compliments of Megan and Stacey. Safe for work
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(171)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a double tall non-fat no whip mocha
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Petite blonde clerk wrestles back cash from thief. "I don't like somebody taking what doesn't belong to them" she says, shunning all media attention. Submitter wipes tears of joy, having found his perfect warrior goddess
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(123)
 
(dmregister)
 
 
 
High schools are banning the latest scourge to terrorize them: Flowers on Valentine's Day. Won't somebody think of the children?
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(117)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
In perhaps one of the dumbest bets ever, Chicago Bears fan must now change his name to Peyton Manning
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(87)
 
(newsnet5.com)
 
 
 
Woman afraid of losing boyfriend signs contract allowing him to sleep with her 12-year-old daughter
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(240)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Woman escorted off of a flight because she wouldn't get the hell off her cellphone
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(310)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Outraged that nobody's outraged, the media tries to stir up outrage over Prince's half-time show
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(194)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. military helicopter downed this morning in Iraq. That's the fifth aircraft we've lost to hostile fire in the last three weeks, by the way
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(215)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian fishermen catch squeaking alien, eat it (with pic and video)
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(100)
 
(Times Argus)
 
 
 
Today's "naked man masturbating in a ski gondola" story brought to you by Brattleboro, Vermont
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(77)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Geezer that warded off a lighter-fluid-squirting, match-lighting assailant with his cane gets a new cane from Seattle Police Officers' Guild
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dumbass unable to get ride from truck driver takes it upon himself to hitch ride by holding on the side of the truck, forgets to tuck and roll at his stop
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(28)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Two of the random Muslim men arrested by British police in latest fear-mongering ploy have been quietly released. Nothing to see here. Move along
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(131)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vienna busts huge child-porn ring. Little wieners, little cans
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(207)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Man sued by RIAA for downloading only five songs. After reviewing the list, it would seem that he should be sued for his taste in music
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(292)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ancient human skeleton sparks debate about evolution, if by "debate" we mean one group presenting factual evidence, and the other mumbling stuff about the Bible
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(1430)
 
(Knoxville News)
 
 
 
Like ants heading to various picnics.... Check out the corporate jets fleeing Miami after the game
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(59)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Lexington, KY starts first ever rat census. Demands equal hiring and pay
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
One million broads sue Wal-Mart for sex discrimination
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(132)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi-funded Islamic school in England uses books describing Christians as pigs and Jews as monkeys. Critics oink, fling poo
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(481)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Vet cleared of bird flu. EVERYBODY WATUSI
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
There's a sniffly veterinarian in the UK who might have bird flu. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ireland's most legendary bovine babydaddy dead at 15, leaving over 100,000 children behind
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(57)
 
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Where's your pron now? Public access cable, that's where
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stocks climb after Cisco outlook. Investors hoping Boone's Farm, Maddog 20/20 improve confidence further
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(68)
 
(Nightside)
 
 
 
News: Delta Center in Utah changes name to a company that processes nuke waste. Fark: When new sign goes up, a prankster spells something naughty
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KKK receives resurgence due to national focus on immigration and gay marriage
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(659)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Where did you hear about Fark?
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(994)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Brazil, the world's largest Roman Catholic nation, vows to install condom machines in schools after new study finds two-thirds of parents approve
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "mom serving alcohol to underage teens" story brought to you by Asheville, NC (with pic goodness)
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(109)
 
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From the fine folks who brought you laws against smoking in public places, hand-held cellphones in cars and trans fats comes latest ban that is sure to piss off youth of New York: iPods in crosswalks
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Photoshop this security barrier
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Another day, another letter bomb in the UK. This time, the DVLA in Wales
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Man framed for a speeding penalty by his driving instructor
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Cases of malnutrition on the rise in Scotland. Guess deep-fried Mars bars aren't that good for you
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Benadryl is not a substitute for a babysitter
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University degree adds an average £160,000 to grad's lifetime earnings. For political-science or medieval-poetry majors, well, Wendy's puts its lunch trash in the Dumpsters about 1:30 p.m., and some of it is still warm
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The best and worst fast-food choices -- where is your Burger King now?
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Electrocuted owl cuts power to 23,000. O RLY?
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Cutest picture of a five-day-old piglet trying to drink a pint of beer you'll see today. Hey, this is Fark -- pigs and beer are made for the place
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Hasbro announces plans for Australian version of Monopoly only to have voting on property names hijacked by people living in the ass-end of nowhere even by Aussie standards. THIS is hilarity, mate
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Remember that small Canadian town that outlawed "stoning to death of women"? Well, the Canadian version of CAIR is suing for violations of civil rights: The right to stone women to death
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One: Go to bar to watch Super Bowl because you're a Bears fan. Two: Get into argument with another fan. Three: Shoot said fan. Bonus: Shootee drove Bears fan's wife home
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School finds it has a painting worth $800,000. That's a lot of candy bars
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Dutch flower designer unveils multi-hued roses that look like what would happen if you puked on real ones after eating Jell-O and Sunny-D. But some idiots will buy them (pic)
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Thinking about breaking out of the hoosegow? At least wait until the weather gets warmer
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Early candidate for Father of the Year: Man puts lighter fluid, hot peppers, Prozac, and amitriptyline in soup, hoping his sick kids would lead to big settlement with Campbell's
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Lost tourists often hide from rescuers to avoid paying for the cost of the rescue. BRILLIANT
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