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Sun January 28, 2007
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(AF.mil)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stylish staff sargeant
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(63)
 
(KING TV)
 
 
 
Seattle opens sculpture park where visitors can walk right up to "artwork" and are amazed - AMAZED - that people actually touch the pieces. Then there's the graffiti
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best places to take a dump
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(176)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Autograph session at Chicago area Costco, starring 'Refrigerator' Perry, really amuses crowd when they learn autograph items had to be purchased at that particular Costco
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(59)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Pussification of Canada continues as experts recommend kids riding toboggans be made to wear helmets
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(153)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trip into space not worth 25K to stupid cheap geek
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(161)
 
(nola.com)
 
 
 
There was a missing fishing boat from Nantucket/The Coast Guard was searching but sucked it/The crew can't be found/they're nowhere around/they probably all have kicked the bucket
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(60)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
20 things you didn't know about obesity
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(307)
 
(LV Sun)
 
 
 
A State that rhymes with Blorida accidentally issued concealed gun permits to over 1400 felons because of loopholes, errors, and miscommunication
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(45)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Guy hired drug addicts and homeless people at minimum wages and then sold them crack and beer at inflated prices. Apparently he was unaware he shouldn't do that
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Study: Spray Delays Ejaculation By 5 Times As Long". In other news, sales of spray to 7th graders rocket
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(141)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Go in for gystric bypass, find out you have a 93-pound cyst
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Peak Testosterone": Are We Half the Men We Used to Be?
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man digging in his yard finds 100 year-old graveyard. Carol Anne unavailable for comment
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(50)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Attendance at Yosemite Park lagging, XBox and Playstation blamed. New attractions to open in 2007 include the virtual rockclimb and 100-meter grizzly dash
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gray wolves to be removed from endangered species list, suddenly feel endangered
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(202)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
One third of Texas students don't finish high school
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(221)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 10 Foods for a Good Night's Sleep
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(133)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Robber worried about the security system of game store busted when cops review the tape to find his hiding place
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(57)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
New study shows four out of five people are still searching for their dream job. The other one is content with living in mom's basement and working at Arby's
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(102)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Military: "These airplanes, helicopters, and armored personnel carriers are worthless to us now. Let's give them to Florida law enforcement"
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(97)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
60's fashion is back for this year. Is the microminiskirt far behind?
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(135)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Manitoba Mauler headed straight for Kentucky. EVERYBODY PANI.... wait, a what?
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(68)
 
(www.thestate.com)
 
 
 
According to the RIAA, USC is one of the top music pirates among colleges
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this three-inch ANSI 150-flange-inlet fixed-aluminum monitor
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(67)
 
(Addicting Games)
 
 
 
Addictive game complete with snipers in gondolas, hot-air ballons that look like nipples, beer, and catchy theme-songs. Beware..subbie spent an entire year trying to beat this game
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(108)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazil's got nuts. And they're changing the world
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
At long last, he's made it official: Mike Huckabee announces he's running for president. The nation reacts as one with a cry of : "Who?"
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(126)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thinking the US auto companies will make a comeback soon? Think again
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(265)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"If the intensity of a woman's orgasm was played through a man's brain, there's a danger that the shock to his system would kill him"
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(447)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Joe Pesci-larity ensues after man jokes to NYC nightclub security guard that he takes his job too seriously
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(79)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Doctors aren't able to schedule women for breast augmentation surgery as quickly as they used to. Why? Because the men are clogging the waiting list up begging doctors to cure them of their moobs
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(49)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Superhero tryout fills mall with middle aged, spandex-wearing hopefuls (with pic)
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption Vladimir Putin getting some religious instructions
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(87)
 
(Press Association)
 
 
 
Chinese widower remarries, makes new wife undergo plastic surgery to resemble dead wife. Self-esteem surrenders, crawls under the table and dies
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(69)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"This is a nation built on self-delusion, where millions 'protect' their homes with arsenals of handguns and then seem genuinely surprised each and every time Billy shoots Timmy"
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(411)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
US Justice Department reports that females aren't actually getting more violent, but it seems that way because the media just loves a good catfight
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(35)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
John Edwards' new home is 29,000 square feet of caring about you
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(320)
 
(Press Association)
 
 
 
Elderly woman finds live grenade while cleaning house; somehow dislodges it on the way to the police station to turn it in. Freakoutalarity totally ensues
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(40)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Bong Hits 4 Jesus saga enters year five, Judas has been bogarting
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(83)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Exotic dancers promoting fundraiser to help three boys suffering from rare medical disorder. Listen closely: you Finally Have An Excuse
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(78)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Some old guy in Florida mistakenly billed for $31,000 in cellphone calls to Nicaragua, Cingular says it's not fraud. Where is the "greedy dumbass" tag?
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(93)
 
(Kfox)
 
 
 
Pornography allowed on El Paso Public Library computers. Kids all over El Paso heard saying "Mom? I'm going to the library to, uh...study"
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(96)
 
(Reason)
 
 
 
How denim jeans changed over the years from workpants into a symbol of youth and leisure. And yes, your ass looks big in those
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(52)
 
(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Third annual Krispy Kreme Run for charity. Rules are you run two miles, eat a dozen doughnuts, and then run back two miles without puking. Film to be on ESPN-8, the Ocho
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(58)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Alaska faces skilled-worker shortage. Current residents of the dark, frozen wasteland can't understand why
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(67)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Inventor of frog-shaped chocolate croaks
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(32)
 
(LSJ.com)
 
 
 
Kid with Down's Syndrome chosen as Winterfest King at high school dance. First royal decree: YAY MORE PUNCH
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(162)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis ministry in a brewpub asks "Have you seen the light? How about the Bud Light?"
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angry man with a shovel
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(81)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Chinese women murdered in order to become "ghost brides" for the dead; husbands express dissatisfaction with eternal nagging
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Immigration is eroding country music's fan base. Pretty much the best argument for immigration yet
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone once told me that hair on your knuckles means you never had sex. What other stupid things have you been told?
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(302)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Swiss Roger Federer wins 2007 Australian Open. Says he feels pretty neutral about the whole thing
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(55)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
"I hereby sentence you to ten years' imprisonment at her majesty's pleasure. There'll be a cell available in August 2008, so we can fit you in then. You have to promise not to run off before then, though"
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(59)
 
(Sunday Mirror)
 
 
 
In change of usual procedure, prisoner accused of smuggling drugs out of prison to sell to idiot frat boys
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(13)
 
(babyanimal)
 
 
 
Do you know what lives in your eyelashes?
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(135)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Lowell man thwarts theft of 9,000 pounds of manhole covers
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Little kid getting hit by a basketball
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(176)
 
(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
Driver runs stop sign, hits car, crashes into parked cars, homeowner runs out of house, chases driver, gets shot by wife. The Aristocrats
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(51)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pity the oil barons because BP and Shell are getting a hard time from investors. Submitter has the world's smallest violin and is playing it just for them
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(47)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Vet writes book on proper chopstick use for Westerners, containing hints like don't dunk them in water glass, rest them on rim of bowl, or poke your eye out
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(104)
 
(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's "Man sets self on fire and then drives 5 kilometres while still burning" story brought to you by Auckland, New Zealand
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(32)
 
(News of the World)
 
 
 
British police lose track of 322 paroled sex offenders
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(40)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man dies while stealing hay. Crime isn't all it's stacked up to be
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(43)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Thieves target home of teen undergoing cancer treatment in hospital. Faith in humanity drops another notch
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(41)
 
(WHDH)
 
 
 
Good samaritan stops to help at accident scene, stays around to complete police report. He also decides to further help the police out and admit there is a warrant out for his arrest
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(28)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Diablo Valley College students with access to academic records are suspected of running a "grades-for-cash" scheme. In other news, submitter will Paypal you ten bucks if you vote for this headline
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(48)
 


Sat January 27, 2007
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sydney pub offers daycare while parents get slosh...er...have lunch
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Omlette Man
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(65)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The top 15 most annoying noises, in pictures. Amazingly, the article manages not to include the words 'Back' or 'Nickel'
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(156)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Most Americans don't consider their jobs fun, says report released by the Department of Obviousness
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(127)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boy of 12 is believed to have become the world's youngest sex change patient after convincing doctors that he wanted to live the rest of his life as a female. He also would like to be a Power Ranger
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(475)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Report says LA County can't ban trans fat in restaurants simply because they lack the authority to do so
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(106)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Blind woman uses mini-horse named PANDA as guide, local guide-dog union outraged
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Brazilian woman gives birth to record-setting "giant baby", twice the weight of an average baby. With picture of lil' Womb Stretcher the Magnificent
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(124)
 
(Times Daily)
 
 
 
Alabama's deer population continues to rise despite the tireless efforts of drunken hunters
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Young man, when I was your age, we would fark like madmen" Old man arrested for giving advice about sex instead of letting teen learn about it on the Interweb tubes
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(37)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Disabled people may now their ride motorized scooters on public roads in NJ. Insert your favorite "Jersey driver" joke here
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest cylindrical aquarium you'll see today
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(42)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kid scores "good one dick!!" on high school exam paper
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(94)
 
(L-Space)
 
 
 
Given how he's mentioned in just about every book thread favourably, does anyone here dislike Pratchett's work?
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(256)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ohio considers instituting the draft to force people to serve in dangerous, third-world conditions where most of the people they come in contact with don't even speak comprehensible English
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(74)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding teen killed by police after he kills his mother; local high school yearbook committee says "hey, don't look at us"
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind steals money from building, walks home in snow. Is surprised when police follow his tracks
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British chef Jamie Oliver proves he drives about as well as he cooks (pix)
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(42)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Miami sprucing up city before Super Bowl - which loosely translates into reburying Haitian voodoo undead and plastering over bullet holes in City Hall, Kate Moss
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's hardest Flash game ever. Warning: may induce profanity
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(181)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Massive poison theft may not have been committed by protesters planning to drop it in the water supply as initially theorized, but instead by marijuana growers sick of having their crop eaten by possums
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(23)
 
(Romford Recorder 24)
 
 
 
Club that serves up sexual intercourse and pretend torture can now add alcohol and food to its menus. That sound you hear is a Fark party being planned
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran is installing 3,000 centrifuges at a uranium enrichment site. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(703)
 
(The Local - Sweden)
 
 
 
In the future, women in southern Sweden will not be able to choose the sex of their gynaecologist. All doctors will be solely identified by hand-size
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(102)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where smoke emits? That'd be the Ritz
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(43)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Lounge's star performer, Jesse the Human Bomb, banned from performing at happy hour. "We don't like people blowing themselves up in Crystal River"
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Payloader driver accidently turns his dad into source-separated organics at Long Island recycling plant
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(39)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Women admit they became skeptical of their spiritual healer once he started licking them
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(51)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a one-minute-long Not News report
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy Indian street musician
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(68)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Spate of arsons has Dunedin police worried. However, police think all three arsons are unrelated and not part of a larger conspiracy, even though the fires wouldn't have burned hot enough to melt the steel supports
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(57)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Seldom on the same flight do you hear "Is anyone on board a doctor?" followed later by "Is anyone on board a pilot?"
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(106)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Gunman attempts to rob McDonalds, is shot by gun-wielding employee. Bonus: Would-be robber had been featured in the same paper for starting an anti-crime youth group
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(100)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, the crew of Apollo 1 gave their lives in pursuit of the heavens
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(255)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Stripper rewarded for beating off dog
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(159)
 
(Corsicana Daily Sun)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob an armored car driver and run away on foot, try not to do it near a police dog academy
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(24)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Step 1: Bang hot high-school teacher. Step 2: Sue teacher for $2.5 million for emotional distress. Step 3: profit
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(101)
 
(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
"Neighbors said they wouldn't be surprised at her being found in her bathrobe, though some had trouble believing she would climb into a school heating and cooling unit and die"
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(26)
 
(Sabah)
 
 
 
Ukrainian Chamber of Commerce chairman defends his visit to Thailand by saying that Ukranian hookers are much better looking and "do not have four breasts"
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(47)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police officer attacked by elderly woman wielding a cell phone, sword, and presumably her real teeth
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(20)
 
(Blayney)
 
 
 
Reporter to Maria "Sore Loser" Sharapova - "Serena Williams really outplayed you today." Sharapova to Reporter - "She's a dude."
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(279)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's not okay to tape a student down to a bench and then punch him repeatedly in the groin. Who knew?
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(32)
 
(Some Godless Guy)
 
 
 
Seven state constitutions require a belief in God in order to hold public office. Bonus: In Massachusetts it is a requirement for equal protection under the law
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(368)
 
(Goa Herald)
 
 
 
Residents complain to local officials that their beaches are positively littered with topless women
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(60)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Man creates MySpace page to boast of brother's marijuana crop and how often they smoke pot together. What could possibly go wrong?
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(52)
 
(Lex Luthor)
 
 
 
Superman's fortress of solitude found
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(174)
 
(Some old guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this house painter
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(48)
 
(Fayetteville Observer)
 
 
 
Illegal aliens are scared if they go back to work at plant that was raided they may be deported. Sympathy meter pegs zero on this one, sorry
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(249)
 
(NY Journal News)
 
 
 
Middle school health teacher could lose his job after instructing his class how to draw the male form, complete with an anatomically correct danglething
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(147)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drug addicts who kick their habit are to be rewarded with iPods, televisions and shopping vouchers
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(55)
 
(Nevada Appeal)
 
 
 
Sensing smoke, the novelist spun around rapidly, discovering to his dismay that the puddle into which he had thrown the lit paper had, in fact, been gasoline. "Hilarity shall certainly ensue" he mused
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Canada to innocent terror suspect deported and tortured for a year: "Our bad. Here's $9 million, we're cool, right?"
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(173)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Co-owners of mobile home housing 66 cats and dogs arrested; deny claims of running cat picture, "do not want" Fark cliche sweatshop
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(123)
 
(The Times Record News)
 
 
 
Town official sends e-mail of "bare breasted women" to members of the Elementary School Building Committee. That damn reply all button strikes again
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Unexpected perks of being a National Guard recruiter include sex with cheerleaders, yay team
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(70)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Philippine troops raid MILF rebels, administer UFIAs on prisoners in PMITA prison camps
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
This year, for the first time in human history, more people will live in urban areas than rural areas. Every day in the world, 200,000 people migrate to cities. Half the new buildings in the world in the next 10 years will be built in China
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mistrial declared when defense attorney suffers onset of Alzheimer's in mid-closing argument
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(29)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Big Dig ramp in Boston, closed since motorist was killed by falling ceiling panels, will reopen this weekend. You go first
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man leans over to flip off cops, crashes into guard rail. Alcohol may have been involved
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's oldest newspaper stops printing on paper and devotes itself entirely to publishing on the Internet. What kind of idiot gets their news from sites on the Internet? Stupid idiots, that's who
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tennis player
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(70)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British teachers ban soccer from school playgrounds for 'health and safety reasons'
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(67)
 
(KMOV)
 
 
 
Elderly man chases Girl Scout off his lawn with a loaded shotgun
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(96)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Archery club accused of tying down live turkeys and using them as target practice
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hospice hires prostitute to help dying man with his last wish: to lose his virginity. "It was not emotionally fulfilling, but the lady was very pleasant and very understanding," patient explains
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Minnesota officials considering punishing Muslim cabbies who refuse to transport alcohol and dogs. And in this rare case, the ACLU appears to be on the sensible side of the issue
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Intoxicated rocket surgeon decides to climb across stopped freight train that had the nerve to interrupt his staggering. Chug chug. Woo woo. Goodbye, you drunken dumbass
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Fri January 26, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption Donald Trump laughing
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(92)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
The coolest picture of Tetris vandalism you'll see all day
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Black Lab who saved the lives of dozens of soldiers in Afghanistan to be awarded the canine equivalent of the Victoria Cross, only the 25th canine recipient ever. Sadie gets the tag
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Go ahead and steal a bike in England: if you're not wearing a helmet, the police will refuse to chase you
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(62)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan to execute 100,000 chickens that weren't able to make it to Canada
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(35)
 
(Metro Active)
 
 
 
Democrat Senator voted for contracts that gave her husband's company billions. Cheney looks on approvingly, says she is strong with the dark side
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(488)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fast food worker's group outraged at being associated with Kevin Federline
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(62)
 
(Some Game)
 
 
 
Get the mummy to the flag
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Question: If you jump off a bridge and land on somebody's car while trying to kill yourself, who's responsible for paying the damage? You, or the city that's been dragging its feet to stop suicide jumpers?
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(79)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Youth football coach too cheap to buy more paper accidentally hands out fliers with samples of kiddie pr0n printed on the back. Easy Button surrenders
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(91)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's official: CBS news is reporting that New Zealanders do in fact have love affairs with sheep
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New York City to welcome Prince Charles and the horse he rode in on
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(54)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Philadelphia could be next city to ban trans fat. Fortunately, Cheez Whiz has no trans fat. No actual cheese, either, but who's quibbling
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(135)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
No, 55 year old Swedish man, you are not John Cusack in Say Anything. Not You
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Virginia senator targets "scuzzball reporters" with law making it a crime for anyone to visit someone who has suffered any "personal or emotional loss" for a week. The whole damn Constitution surrenders
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(WAFF)
 
 
 
DMV distributes a thousand duplicate licence plates. What could possibly go wrong?
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(58)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Gen X makes its narcissistic contribution to modern culture: "hipster parenting," or how to change a diaper at a Modest Mouse concert
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(204)
 
(Some Angus Young)
 
 
 
Photoshop this downed high-voltage tower in Germany
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(60)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
New ad campaign pitching Toronto as a vacation destination for Americans criticized for making the city look gay
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(98)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
From the "your wife is wasting her money" department. Study shows facial lotions not magic anti-aging potions
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British town unveils web site allowing Internet users to control town's CCTV cameras. Predictably, a lot of residents have a problem with this
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(33)
 
(Party Planner)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party. DIT, LGT restaurant
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(87)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Maxim's 50 Lamest Things of All Time From Vegan bacon to Soft-core porn
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(302)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today on Fark.TV: Drew as the CEO of the company that makes musical condoms. SFW, a few f-bombs, par for the course
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(62)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Church brings together two of man's greatest creations: pancakes and porn
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(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Small-town Texas mayor proposes ordinance carrying a $500 fine for anyone who says the N-word. Please
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(180)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How is a BMW different than a porcupine? Porcupines didn't see all-time record sales for 2006
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(171)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl fined £50 for failing to sort her recycling properly
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to Dakota Fanning's rape scene, the government now wants to review all movie scripts before filming starts. Step right up, asshats: Plenty of blame to go around
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(397)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British hospitals ask nurses to work for free because it would be cheaper
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(48)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"We literally caught him with his pants down", says Captain McClever after catching robber tripped by his own baggy pants
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(54)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
From Today's vortex of weirdness, prisoner escapes in Texas, steals Crystal Gayle's tour bus in Tennessee and makes a bee-line to You-Know-Where to pick up some NASCAR driver
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(71)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Your wife's grandmother tells you not to spank your child. Do you: A) thank her for her advice B) tell her to mind her own farking business, or C) zap the hell out of her with a taser
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Disney's new ad campaign features celebrities playing fantasy characters: David Beckham as Prince Charming, Beyonce Knowles as Alice in Wonderland, Scarlett Johanssen as Cinderella, Tom Cruise as a straight man
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(103)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman gets free towel as souvenir after visiting hospital. Sewn into her chest
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(62)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justice Ginsburg lonely without another woman on the Supreme Court, has no one to braid her hair, crank call Justice Thomas, and make s'mores with
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(56)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Stolen Bigfoot statue in Washington State recovered, minus its big feet
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alternative medicine rarely discussed with doctors. In related news, flat earth theory rarely discussed with geographers, Lunar Cheese theory rarely discussed with astronomers
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(364)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bush discovers conjunctions, goes from "decider" to "decision-maker"
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(167)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spa's "snake massage" has less 'happy ending' than you would hope for
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(21)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Hottie needs a date to the superbowl... a date with a ticket
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(535)
 
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
In Iceland, the cold, dark, depressing first three months of the year are affectionately known as the "sh*tty months." The good news is there's plenty of sheep testicles, rotten shark and booze to help you survive
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since it's January, it must be time for the annual story about emergency crews being called to rescue drunken frat boys on Mount Washington. Yup, there it is
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(73)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Man steals $400 phone, strips naked, tries to swim away, bites cop during arrest. Florida tag looks bored, asks "That all you got?"
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UN says Iran is planning to install underground centrifuges next month as potential ramp-up to creating nuclear weapons. Plans to issue a harshly worded memo once that happens
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(334)
 
(TD)
 
 
 
With nothing else going on the world, Tallahassee Democrat giving readers daily updates on duck that came back to life in hunter's fridge. Don't miss the gripping Day 10 installment: Surgery postponed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olmec-influenced city found in Mexico. Discoverers reportedly used all their pendants of life escaping the temple guards before finding the artifact
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(220)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Court rules that results of roadside breath tests don't count if the driver burps while they are being administered
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(137)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Earlier daylight-saving time to be royal pain in the ass for I.T. departments
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(201)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Brain damage kills craving for nicotine"
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(160)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Michigan treasurer donates $1.2 million to Nigerian retirement fund. Anxiously awaiting his share of the $35 million in escrow
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(105)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. troops authorized to kill Iranians in Iraq
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(446)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Girls charged with conspiring to kill classmates and Oprah and Tom Cruise and the Energizer Bunny. Really
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(270)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More reported UFO sightings over Charlotte. In related news, the town of Mooresville will host its Second Annual Mashed Potato Sculpture Contest this weekend
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(109)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Pigs may not yet fly, but these have been taught to play the piano
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(44)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientist develops doughnuts containing the same amount of caffeine as two cups of coffee
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(107)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Men find the Super Bowl far more important than Valentine's Day. This unpaid placement masquerading as news brought to you by Coors Light
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(113)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Man arrested for selling counterfeit Viagra. Police describe suspect as a hardened criminal
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Shipwreck scavenger returns stolen goods to owner with apologies, claiming he was "caught up with the party atmosphere." Because every good party should involve container theft, police lines and wild fowl drenched in crude oil
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(29)
 
(WDBJ7)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery includes marijuana. If you are ordering from Pizza Hut in Roanoke, remember to ask for "extra oregano"
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(161)
 
(flode)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his snuggly toy
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(91)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Woman's body found in the trunk of her car. Suicide suspected. Can we have a Shenanigans tag over here?
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(91)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Truck full of chickens flips over and catches fire (with pic). Rotisserie chicken, anyone?
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(75)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Having a bumper sticker which reads "I Love Porn" probably isn't the best camouflage if you're trying to abduct 12-year-old boys
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(68)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If your life depends on an electric oxygen machine, you should probably pay your electricity bill
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(207)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boy taken to hospital after teacher puts boy's head in photocopier. No, you can't have any pudding
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(73)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Elderly man -- angered by rich people building McMansions in his historic neighborhood -- picks up a can of spraypaint and starts adding graffiti. Get off his lawn, yo
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
PNG women killed after being accused of sorcery. JPEG, GIF women reportedly unharmed
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(131)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Today's "elk with a plastic chair around its neck" story brought to you by Estes Park, Colorado (with pic)
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(53)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
It's 0° F, truck spills load of bottled water on busiest highway in North America. What could possibly go wrong?
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(134)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
In this day and age, the family that pops Prozac together, stays together. But the family that piles into an old Volkswagen bus the color of a banana surely has more entertainment value
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toughest granny ever gives her husband an early 50th wedding anniversary present by beating mountain lion, telling it to stay off their damn lawn (and off her husband's head)
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Farmhands are shocked, SHOCKED to discover that touching a live wire with a metal pole is a bad idea
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(41)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
There are 70,000 prostitutes in Italy (and one of them is Nately's)
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(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this action figure
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(53)
 
(Music Lover)
 
 
 
Iran commissions "nuclear" symphony, sort of like Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" or Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture," but with a MUCH bigger bang
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
January 25th, 1935. A great day in history as the beer can makes it's debut. Your dog wants a bottle
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Church school burglar/boy genius has drunken mom drive him to police station to turn himself in. This pretty much ends how you might expect
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(17)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
You work as a security guard and you get shot in the head. Do you: A) Call 911 and get medical attention? B) Finish your shift and promptly dall over dead? Because it's Fark, you can bet on the latter
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(101)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark the vote (again). Fark nominated for 2007 Bloggie award for "Lifetime Achievement"
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "child taking a gun to school" story is brought to you by Shawnee, Kansas. Bonus: It was a kindergartener
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(55)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Seven-metre python eats at least eleven hounds, possibly a plane
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(65)
 
(Some Dog)
 
 
 
DO WANT
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(124)
 
(Bergen.com)
 
 
 
Piece of steel accidentally fed into a mulcher is launched 1,000 feet into a senior housing complex. Whoopsie
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(46)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Though factually correct, proclaiming, "You're making me to be more of a mass killer than I am" is actually conterproductive when trying to establish you're not a serial killer
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pet oxygen masks coming to the rescue in fires. Your dog perfectly happy to avoid you giving him mouth-to-mouth
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(30)
 


Thu January 25, 2007
(Bladen Journal)
 
 
 
Pot dealer calls a customer, offers to sell. Too bad he got the number wrong and called a cop
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(37)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Flagpole repairman killed when 10-pound metal ball falls 70 feet from top of pole, striking him in the head. No really, there's such as thing as a flagpole repairman
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Budweiser to try flavoring additives in beer; attempt to mask urine taste
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(124)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Marijuana-growing house catches fire. Neighbors treated for "smoke inhalation." Some of them treated several times, in fact
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(34)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Welsh dairy farmers have started putting singles ads on the sides of their milk cartons. Finally, you can look at a girl's picture on the side of the milk carton and think "she's hot" without feeling guilty
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(42)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
New York set to release official city condoms. Chicago scoffs indignantly, draws up plans for longer, sausage-flavored line of condoms
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Overzealous movie censor edits the word God entirely out of in-flight movie. Where is your now?
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(172)
 
(NewsDaily)
 
 
 
Man arrested for fighting with shrubbery, cutting down tallest tree with herring
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(57)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Today's bumbling criminal captured as a result of his fashion choices brought to you by Covington, Louisiana
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another tragic case of a reptile dysfunction
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(58)
 
(The Streak)
 
 
 
It's always the naked ones you gotta look out for
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
As expected, the water-Wii radio contest death has resulted in a lawsuit. Followup and Obvious tags in a pissin' contest over who gets to accompany this headline
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(538)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
The government wants to study why teens get in car accidents. It's called beer
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(64)
 
(Fresh air)
 
 
 
In the old tobacco state of Virginia, legislators considering measure to ban smoking in restaurants. Remaining smokers to be herded up and sent to camps in Utah
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(225)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah's only openly gay senator calls his anti-anti-sodomy law conservative, conservative lawmakers to give stiff opposition
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(321)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Democratic Congress about to give credit card industry a long-overdue ass-kicking
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(250)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop what the Shadow Knows
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman injured in car crash. No word on whether Cruise control played any role in accident
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(71)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Not to be out done, UConn says lookie here, got MLK?
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(429)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thirty thousand jobs in L.A. are attributed to reality TV shows. Thirty thousand soul-sucking, embarassing jobs
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(75)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
History of the Super Bowl Halftime Curse
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(90)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
A virtually eradicated disease that eats through people's skin, cartilage and bones is reappearing in Africa, Asia and South America EVERYBODY PANIC
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(203)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The man who may be the worst mass-muderer in Canadian history insists he's innocent, has no idea how the dismembered remains of those women got on his property
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(185)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NFL announces tougher drug testing. Supposedly will start asking, "Is that a doobie in your hand?"
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch man gets ID card and driver's license made with picture of The Joker. Put out the Bat Signal
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(76)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Previous year's sure-fire gimmicks to get an Oscar nod have included actors playing retarded characters and pretty actresses made to look ugly. This year, it's putting child characters in danger
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(97)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cheney announces that just because the House, Senate and 68 percent of the U.S. population oppose sending more troops to Iraq, it doesn't mean they aren't going
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(564)
 
(PeoriaPundit)
 
 
 
Illinois governor isn't just a whore, he's a cheap whore: $500 bucks buys a state job
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart settles in overtime case, manages to avoid shootout
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Colbert provides a safe place for Representative Brian Baird to talk about his feelings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently, films with both "good" Muslims and "bad" Muslims depict Islam negatively. All movie villains will now be white men between the ages of 18 and 49
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Suspended basketball player calls in bomb threat to the game he was suspended for. His PMITA ball-playing career is just beginning, however
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(WGRZ-TV)
 
 
 
New Jersey residents told to limit squirrel consumption
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
UNC declared today's "second suckiest N.C. school" after mistakenly telling 2700 wait-listed applicants they're in. Duke sucks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark TV: Iran legalizes "one hour marriages" (wink) (wink). Me love you short time (safe for work)
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(ABC)
 
 
 
This week, QE2 became QE#2
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(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
ACLU lawyers offer assistance to butt-painting teacher, possibly by acting as canvases
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(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
Story about armed, wanted convict on the loose mentions police want as many people as possible to see his picture, does not include picture
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(FMQB)
 
 
 
FCC forms task force on media and childhood obesity, since it's obviously the fault of the media that kids are so fat. Parental responsibility will be right back after this commercial break
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
FBI says it's been looking for men guilty of 1964 race killings for 40 years. Documentarist stops for gas in the town it happened in, gets directions right to the guy's house. That's fine work, Lou
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these light fixtures. Ya rly
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(KSL.com)
 
 
 
Utah is first state to put an image of a dildo on their state quarter (pic)
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Children in homes full of books, games less likely to be spanked, except for those unfortunate few who get beaten upside the head for mouthing off about correlation and causation
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(AP)
 
 
 
This one time at band camp, a high school principal allowed his high school band to be the opening act for Ludacris. Until one asshat parent emails some of his lyrics to the principal
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(Pawtucket Times)
 
 
 
Unpopped toast burns down R.I. bag factory. The War on Toast potentially unwinnable
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(56)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Photos from that Texas school's offensive/racist MLK Day party. The Smoking Gun is there
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"The girl is naked. The investigator is naked. You receive an oil massage and, at the end of it, you receive hand relief and that's it." Where is the romance in that?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Spanish radio station: No green card? No grey car, No El Tuyo
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi's daughter's documentary about Ted Haggard debuts tonight on HBO. She finished it before the scandal broke. Then things got weird
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(BBC)
 
 
 
General-knowledge quiz shows in the UK getting harder. Viewers complained after two answers to the question "What items might be found in a woman's handbag?" were revealed to be balaclava and Rawlplugs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Signs the world is coming to an end: Runaway bride story to become rock opera
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Organisers of Kenyan summit on world poverty upset after poverty-stricken street children invade their 5-star hotel and eat their expensive food
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vandals sought in "Gnomesville Massacre"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You may not date your dental hygienist in Washington state. Who gave the government the power to regulate my love life?
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Man leaves scratch-off lottery card as tip for waitress. It wins her $664
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The inventor of the AK-47 backs gun control. Trraaaiiitttooorrrrrr
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Two election workers were convicted Wednesday of rigging a recount of the 2004 presidential election in the very Ohio county that won the state for Bush. No, you can't have honest elections. Not yours
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton running fourth in Iowa behind Edwards, Obama, and some guy named Vealsack or Sleestack or something
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How does a president both drive the price of oil higher for the next 20 years and buy $20 billion worth of product off his friends at the oil companies? He told you last night
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(telegraph.co.uk)
 
 
 
Newly released study says mobile phones cause brain cancer, but other studies conclude they don't cause brain cancer. I hope that clears things up for you
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's against Islam for a male doctor to examine a woman's cooter after she has a complicated birth
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nude-dancing club on church grounds "disappointing," may try adding strip bingo
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Whinging Poms have been successful with their whinging against a beer ad that contained the stereotype of the whinging Pom. In other news, Fark needs an Australian translator, stat
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man, 87, gets ID'd when he goes to buy an alcoholic beverage. It's not news, it's the BBC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Crisco removes trans-fat from it's shortening recipe. Still not exactly health food
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The dreaded "s" word may be hitting Georgia this weekend. EVERYBODY PANIC and buy eggs and milk
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
France to open its UFO files to the public. The Sun is there with 100-percent genuine photo
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Castro "almost jogging." In possibly related news, Frank Oz has not been seen for several months
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Texas students celebrate Martin Luther King Day with fried chicken, malt liquor and dressing up as Aunt Jemima. Who could possibly be offended by this?
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(EOnline)
 
 
 
Van Halen set to tour with David Lee Roth, oil prices drop to $32 a barrel, cancer cured, Paris Hilton joins convent. Only one of these is true
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Malaysia's tourism is up due to serious newspaper articles about miracle healers and a mysterious giant ape in the country's jungles. Now, there is a woman who apparently secretes gem-stones out of her big toes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Serena Williams to face off against Sharapova for hottest female tennis star
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(American Spectator)
 
 
 
The liberal media is staging a coup against Mr. Bush. They cannot impeach him because he hasn't done anything illegal. But they can endlessly tell us what a loser he is
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Residents of Charlotte, NC and upstate SC flood 911 dispatchers with reports of odd lights hovering in the sky. No word on if anyone was clearing brush for the government at the time
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hospital keeps baby boy until parents have paid for his delivery
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man vandalizing tombstones in cemetery taken into custody by the ghost of one of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bird flu could possibly infect cats and mutate. Our only defense is to get a dog to eat the cat, a goat to eat the dog, a cow to eat the goat, and then a horse to eat the cow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen gets visit from the FBI after making threats on XBOX 360 Live. The FBI doesn't like it when you talk about its momma, son
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has been spying on hundreds of American anti-war demonstrators. But don't worry -- they said it was an accident, so it's all good
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Mn writes a novl Ntirely outa txt msgs . nw STFU n GBTW
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(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
A month-long diet of junk food does not necessarily cause devastating health effects like those in documentary film "Super Size Me," scientists say. Here comes the lack of reproducable results
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(Gizmondo)
 
 
 
Mac OS X Leopard screenshots leaked for you nerds. Leopard > Vista
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(Some Skywatcher)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force, in desperate attempt to keep lid on alien aircraft that it has, takes responsibility for mystery lights in sky over Arkansas this month
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood blames Canada for half of movie piracy. Arrrrrr, ey?
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop theme: Manly men on horses
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Muffin top" named word of the year for 2006 in Australia. "The vivid imagery of this word with its sense of playfulness and the fact that it is an Australianism made it the clear winner," judges explain
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese women are using male escort services not for sex, but for backrubs and cuddling. They even sign notes promising not to go all the way and everything
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Note to self: DON'T go skydiving with someone who's sleeping with your S.O.
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(61)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez claims Fidel Castro is feeling better, went for a walk, doesn't feel like getting on the cart
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(59)
 
(News Shopper)
 
 
 
Naked man causes disturbance, gets down on all fours in middle of busy road. Anyone know his Fark login?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news for you procrastinators out there. This year's tax deadline has been moved to April 17
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EBay profits up 24 percent, mainly because of idiots willing to pay thousands of dollars for a PS3
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
McDonald's in Japan introduces the Mega Mac, a four-patty Big Mac. They're selling so fast they've had to limit on how many can be sold daily because some restaurants are running out of the burgers before noon
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Pssssssst, buddy, need some bomb-grade uranium? Sting operation in Republic of Georgia nabs Russian man who attempted to sell high-grade uranium in a plastic bag, held in his jacket
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember yesterday's story about how microwaving sponges disinfects them? Turns out they have to be wet otherwise they'll just start on fire, as more than one moran found out
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 90: "Shades of Gray." LGT next week's theme. Please read first post
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(270)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Coyote hunter finds military-grade rocket, dial set to "roadrunner"
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(41)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Study identifies the worst noise in the world, and suprisingly, it is not Paris Hilton's album, though it could be the sound of someone who listened to it. Still no cure for tone-deafness
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Wed January 24, 2007
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand's richest woman forced to move to Australia to pursue her charitable aims, as the New Zealand government refused to relax tax rules so she could give more of her money away
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(39)
 
(Some American)
 
 
 
Reason number 3,459 why the U.S. is better than Canada: The impending junk-food tax
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(128)
 
(Libertarian Party)
 
 
 
Libertarians' response to the State of the Union address
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(310)
 
(Mangalorean.Com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Boy's shouting kills 400 chickens
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(47)
 
(six degrees)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon starts a charity. He calls it Six Degrees. Here's to you, Mr. take-a-cliche-and-do-something-good-with-it
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(119)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The benefits of medicinal marijuana have long been clear to those who suffer from chronic illness, boredon
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(127)
 
(nbc10.com)
 
 
 
Casino tells man he won jackpot, changes mind, gives him two food comps instead
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(98)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
McDonald's profits more than doubled last quarterpounder
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ice cream truck
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deliberately inflammatory headline regarding political issue distorts actual content of article with intent to provoke irrational conflicts among debaters. Sarcastic request for members of opposing ideology to inhale sharply
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(937)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass rhinoceros born in the Budapest Zoo (w/pic)
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew will be on 1190 KEX at 6:30pm PST
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
BEER Pittsburgh BEER Fark BEER Party BEER Planning....lgt previous thread BEER
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the GI trying to buy mats who was told the company wouldn't ship to Iraq? Yeah, the guy who refused to sell mats was a Muslim and has since been fired. Random bombing to commence shortly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fungus covering 2,200 acres is world's biggest organism. Sounds like Submitter's mom needs to see the gynecologist
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl shows up shirtless in the student section with his chest painted orange for a Lady Vols vs. Duke game... With Pic goodness... and as always, Duke sucks
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Hiker finds lower part of human body in forest. Police are determining whether this is connected to the upper part of human body discovered on nearby riverbank earlier. So to speak
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(57)
 
(Some Flying Farkstick)
 
 
 
CT Fark Party at Waverly Tavern Restaurant and Bar, Cheshire CT on Saturday, Feb 10 at 7PM. Come on down and have some beers with us and share a few laughs. You know you want to. LGT announcement and directions
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(104)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Catholic League outraged over Dakota Fanning rape scene. That's like the dog being outraged at the cat for licking his own balls
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(529)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly says possible sex abuse victim Shawn Nornbeck enjoyed his captivity
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(413)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Security video showing Falcons QB Michael Vick disposing of water bottle at Miami International erased after it was requested by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution under public records law
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(184)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
County officials almost come to blows over who is the biggest liar
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(48)
 
(TechDirt)
 
 
 
Fox tries to hide Paula Abdul videos... causing them (of course) to get more attention
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid behind bars
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "Who the hell funded this?" files: German scientists have spent the past three years trying to get a sloth to move
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(98)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Today's "mother hires attorney after teacher puts son in a body sock" story brought to you by Pinellas County (with pic)
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(246)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
So how long, exactly, can you bomb the hell out of a country before you are offically at war with it?
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(263)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
New FarkTV episode: Drew as the Beer Can Killer in England... wait, it was in Mumbai? Also, possibly not safe for work appearance by Megan in just underwear if your office cares about such things
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(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World Association of Debt Management Offices website shut down due to overdue fee
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(75)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Kerry announces he will not run for president in 2008. Announcement contradicting himself to follow
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(468)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israeli president to take a leave of absence. Should free up his time for nonconsensual sexual activities
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(69)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
That whole "gay sheep" media burp, it's more PETA asshattery
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(310)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Duke rape case investigation was so botched, even The Smoking Gun was sucked into delivering the papers charging the lead investigator with negligence
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John McCain exhibits the kind of vitality people want in a president by falling asleep in the middle of the State of the Union
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(310)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Financial tips from "the cheapest family in America"
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(425)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five ugly-ass komodo dragons born in London. With slimy lizardy pic-goodness
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(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Speed cameras in Scotland may soon be monitored by security cameras to protect them from vandals. So who is watching the watchers watching the watchers?
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(76)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Newspaper investigation into cops illegally parking angers Fraternal Order of Police president. "It's an attempt to relieve the officers of discretion." Most common "emergency" being responded to? Lunch
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(80)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Community upset over apartment billboard featuring tramp-stamped female because "the message could draw predators like a convicted sex offender"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The wind cries, "Merchandising!"
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(348)
 
(Reuters)
 
Video
 
Ugly-ass prehistoric shark discovered off Japan's coast. Mothra unavailable for comment
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(160)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
CIA using Facebook to recruit. Coming soon to your MySpace top eight
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(101)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles unveils brilliant new approach to curb street violence: Gang tax
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The new hotness: This bird can putt, dunk a basketball, roll over and play dead. Fark: This is on the front page of CNN right now
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Driver fined for honking horn at dim-witted pedestrian who walked into traffic with a cellphone stuck to his idiot ear
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(143)
 
(Millennium Radio)
 
 
 
One more reason for students not to show up at class: Full college lectures available through iTunes
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(53)
 
(theVoiceofReason)
 
 
 
Latest survey says 31 percent of Americans would like a fridge in their cars; 29 percent, Internet access
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(96)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Necklace worth $263,574 stolen from Sam's Club. Amazingly, nine-gallon tub of mayonnaise left untouched
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Washington state senator introduces bill allowing dogs into bars and restaurants. Your dog wants to join his friends for some jello shots, a burger and fun down at the local pub. Maybe they can meet some biatches
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(wzzm13.com)
 
 
 
City where only 40 percent of ninth graders end up graduating imposes a daytime curfew for minors. Because if they can't be outside, they will naturally go back to school
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(136)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The coolest picture of a Tanzanian police officer lighting a bonfire made of confiscated rifles you'll see today
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(228)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this firehose cabinet
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(63)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Fundies: "We've got a constitutional right to disrupt this gay festival." Federal judge: "Suck it"
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(764)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Drunk guy breaks into into Las Vegas airport, then hijacks a luggage-cart thingee. Real glad beefed-up airport security keeps out these well-planned, well-executed conspiratorial plots
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
By snakes and toads I command the admins to greenlight this headline. Nuohwoo nuohwoo
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Lecturer discovers Victorian era comic's private joke book. Bits include Lord Palmerston's flatulent foxhound, getting into Princess Vicky's bloomers, and jokes about cholera
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Eye-opening article on why people procrastinate. Bookmark it so you can read it later
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Chemical Ali" calls Iraq's current president a "pimp" in audiotapes. President scoffs, puts on feathered hat, drives off in purple Cadillac
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everyone named Tyler Holden forced to pay $550 for a DNA test to prove they did not father this child. Even the 79-year-old one, the impotent one, and the one who was three at the time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Angelina has reached out to Jennifer for "peace talks." AudioEdit the result
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "cop crashing a funeral to serve a warrant" story brought to you by Blount County, Tennessee
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