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Sun December 24, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
Food choices for a Zimbabwe Xmas: A:Turkey, B:Ham, uh, C says Rats, but I'm sure it's a mistake
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cocaine can be found on 94% of Spanish banknotes, second only to the 100% rate on Kate Moss' bank notes
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(45)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"I stopped putting a lot of emphasis on Christmas being the Lord's birthday because, well, it's not"
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(284)
 
(Fortune)
 
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Setting the right tone, couple marries in emergency room
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this finger cot. Difficulty: No Marge Simpson
source: visual-experience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most frustrating Flash game you'll ever play. WARNING: Do not attempt while drinking
source: dailyhaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Merry Xmas from the UK. Hope you have a good one
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(62)
 
(Some Sick Egyptian)
 
 
 
An Egyptian woman died of bird flu today, raising Egypt's human deaths caused by bird flu to eight, only slightly behind death by mummy's curse which is currently at twelve
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(86)
 
(Fark)
 
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Guy feels guilty about shipping a Christmas tree to his daughter serving in Iraq, ends up shipping 76 so more troops can enjoy and organizing efforts to supply them to all troops next year. Sappy tag stands up and salutes
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Four months after being released from basement dungeon, Austrian kidnap girl ready to crawl back in
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(44)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
A Kuwaiti court has sentenced two women to seven years in jail each for kidnapping a man and forcing him to have sex with them
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(56)
 
(KSTP)
 
 
 
Minneapolis fire chief Clay Aiken has been removed from her post without severance pay and accepted a lower-ranking job in the fire department
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(45)
 
(Metacafe)
 
 
 
This girl definitely has the fastest hands in the world
source: c00lstuff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"Boozy sex is no basis for a solid relationship"
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How Santa gets around the world, according to second-graders
source: ledger-enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Most people like this time of year. Unless you name is Mary Christmas, then life is Hell
source: wsoctv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(ktok-am)
 
 
 
Sometimes they use real bullets in gunfight reenactments
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(32)
 
(fcw)
 
 
 
The Defense Department's IT level has been moved to DefCon 4, blocks all html based e-mail
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(65)
 
(One Jolly Guy)
 
 
 
NORAD tracks Santa's journey around the globe. Santa strongly advised not to stray from his pre-approved flight plan if he knows what's good for him
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(63)
 
(IHT)
 
 
 
American Indian tribes gather to name rare white buffalo born in zoo. How do you say "ugly-ass" in Navajo?
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(34)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Immigration officers at British airports will begin lifting the veils of passengers to verify identity. Hi-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-larity ensues
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(139)
 
(WTNH)
 
 
 
'Tis the season for bank robbery...fa la la la la, la la la la
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(22)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
What should you do with an unethical lawyer who is suspended by the bar? Why, make him a judge, of course
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
10 myths -- and 10 truths -- about atheism
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(1211)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian who met with former KGB spy who ended up poisoned arrested. Article has the type of picture of you you wouldn't want out there if you might be accused of poisoning someone
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(54)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man sues after he was forced to go to a topless show in Vegas; in other news there's a job opening where you get to watch topless shows in Vegas
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Group claims forcing store clerks to listen to the same holiday music over and over can be classified as torture
source: earthtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Last week: Retailers counting on last minute shoppers. This week: Retailers counting on post-Christmas shoppers. Next week: Only 358 shopping days left till Christmas
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(30)
 
(The Friday Thing)
 
 
 
"MySpace may as well just have one control - a button saying 'Send me to the homepage of a teenage farkwit' "
source: thefridayproject.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
TFer is looking for some good music videos with a Christmas theme. Can be serious or not, any genre
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big prop from the Mauritania
source: sloclick.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paramedics say they can be kind of busy over Christmas and ask people to stop calling their emergency number because they need a taxi or they stubbed their toe
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(134)
 
(Some Deserve A Break Today)
 
 
 
McDonalds training video circa 1972
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(268)
 
(aberdeennews.com)
 
 
 
Wrap rage: extreme anger caused by product packaging that is difficult to open
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(117)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why "The Life of Brian" > "The Passion of the Christ"
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(298)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Soon, we may be living in a world without penguins, and no one has any idea why this "sinister and astonishing" phenomenon is occurring
source: thescotsman.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Hot Rod)
 
 
 
The top ten hot rods of 2006 includes a VW Bus for hippies in a hurry
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(85)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
School field trip takes low-income and homeless kids to buffett restaurant. "Nobody can tell me how much I can't eat," said Jackie Shack, 9. She ate a plate of nachos with cheese sauce, Jell-O, pizza and vanilla ice cream
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas from Australia Looks like there aren't many of us still up down under at this time of morning
source: google.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toy frog
source: sloclick.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Mouse Ability Test)
 
 
 
Click or click and drag. Red is bad, blue is good, green is bonus, purple is time, yellow is health. Go, grasshopper
source: ian.janasnyder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kentuckians aren't eating enough roadkill stew. Home dentistry also becoming a lost art
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Family's Christmas party interrupted after strange man decides to swim in their pool. Which would have been bad enough, but he didn't even have the decency to get out of his car first
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ethiopian planes bomb Somali locations. In other news, Ethiopia has an air force
source: today.reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana family whose home burned to the ground earlier this month faced spending Christmas out in the cold. That is, until 100 volunteers descended on their property and built them a new home in a single weekend
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(95)
 
(WJACTV)
 
 
 
Most Americans believe in angels. Anaheim lost faith years ago
source: wjactv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ethiopia has arrested a man trying to smuggle 8kg of cannabis in lampshades. Guess he really wanted to light up
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Colorado first hit with a major snowfall now has 20' piles of tumbleweeds "invading" the town. What's next? The dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Todays "Man shoots teenager for his gold teeth" story brought to you by guess which state?
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top mystery photos of 2006
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these runners
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger breaks leg while skiing. Temporarily halts search for Sarah Connor
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(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cool Christmas movies you've never seen
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lion House at San Francisco Zoo closes after Siberian tiger attempts impromptu production of "Get In Mah Belly" with keeper
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photo gallery of mommy tiger and adopted litter of piglets. Final pic has tiger cub nursing from mommy pig. Sappy tag beats out Weird tag, but just barely
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(50)
 
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for following UPS driver, stealing the packages he left behind
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Shopping late? Buy the gift of TotalFark - free shipping, delivery before Christmas
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(1151)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Who can take a mugging? Sprinkle it with guns? Cover it with bullets and a funeral or two?
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(41)
 


Sat December 23, 2006
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Drunk-driving death rates fall, pointing to obvious conclusion: drinking makes you invincible
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(76)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Anne Rogers Clark, imposing dog show judge, dies at 77. St. Peter seen checking under her tail before admitting her to Heaven
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Increasing number of Illinois residents seeing armadillos, even among those who did not start drinking at breakfast
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(42)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Good news: British troops in Afghanistan will get free beer ration for Christmas. The bad news: they'll also get a Welsh opera singer
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-Miss Nevada USA apologizes for raunchy photos
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(139)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Girl who brought food for school food drive told to bring half of it home because she had too much, and they didn't want to make the students who didn't bring as much feel bad
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
What are Farkers' most unusual family Christmas traditions? (LGN)
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(226)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
FDA determines people won't be able to tell they're eating cloned meat if it isn't labeled
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(121)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UN shakes finger, threatens time-out if Ahmadincrazyjad doesn't stop threatening to kill everybody
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(309)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rebar
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Third earthquake in 4 days hits San Francisco; in unrelated news, a bald man is suddenly buying large chunks of land in the desert across Arizona
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burglars steal 70 washing machines. Get away clean
source: southtynesidetoday.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Olive oil can cut cancer risk. Suck it, Popeye
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You need no longer ask "Where's my @#* Jet Pack?" ...it's right here
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Lacking anything better to do Spain solves 600 year old mystery about their monarchy
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So Cal Ed signs biggest U.S. wind contract, hopes Rush Limbaugh will move nearby
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
With only 110,000 work deaths this year, China's State Administration of Work Safety reminds us that "accidents happen easily and cannot be avoided."
source: taipeitimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
I am the Knight who says "Wooooooooo"
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these colorful spindles
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On July 2nd, 1982, Larry tied 42 helium-filled balloons to a Sears lawn chair. Here's the audio
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(114)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Horology becoming popular again. Ice-T agrees that pimpin' ain't easy
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(60)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Dulles Airport officials told that deep frying a turkey in an office is a pretty stupid thing to do
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two old ladies take turns with the same tubesteak and the postman. For the past 54 years
source: wltx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Reason.com)
 
 
 
Former top narcotics officer in Texas, now against the drug war, is making a video on how to hide your stash. Officials not amused
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(196)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Target takes away Che apparel from stores when exiled Cubans get upset. Makers of "Hitler the Boardgame" reconsider German release
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(221)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ten last-minute shopping gifts you can get at your local drugstore
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The 400 detainees at Guantanamo Bay have received over 500 holiday greeting cards, mostly from Americans. In other news, Shoebomb (a tiny little division of Hallmark) in the works
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(72)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Believing a co-worker was 'demonically oppressed', two women get fired for rubbing religious oils on her cubicle wall
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
99 strangest photographs of 2006
source: i-am-bored.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
The hottest new novelty in South Africa: Choke-A-Chicken
source: int.iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(KGET.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Man catches Christmas tree ablaze. News: Man also manages to set himself on fire. Fark: He did it on purpose
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(29)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hey Mr. Taliban die in an explosion, daylight come and you gonna go boom
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Student raped at a "pimps and prostitutes" party by a man dressed as a call girl
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Capital FM)
 
 
 
Man arrested for hoarding thousands of tons of sugar
source: capitalfm.co.ke   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Grandmother takes four slow-working contractors hostage to ensure that they finish her kitchen before Christmas, sparking two-hour police standoff
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
357 cows stolen, no one notices
source: rapidcityjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Today's "School bans hugging" story brought to you by Iowa City, IA
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Vespa
source: i140.photobucket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(ALLHEADLINE)
 
 
 
P.Diddy's Hoodies are pulled from Macy's after testing confirms that his "Faux Fur" is actually Canine Fur, prompting animal rights groups everywhere to ask , " WAT UP DAWG "
source: allheadlinenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Hand them over)
 
 
 
Caption this photograph
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(81)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New Zealand currently enjoying kick-ass sunsets due to Australia being on fire
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When travelling these holidays, always be aware of local silly beer laws
source: suite101.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Texan)
 
 
 
Todays "man electrocuted during attempted copper theft" brought to you by Longview, Texas
source: tylerpaper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Survey finds most people will be too drunk or full of food to have sex on Christmas Day. Finally a survey in the news that no one can dispute
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco plans to build two insanely thin 1200-foot buildings. Seriously, they'd have to be insane to build these (pic)
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(106)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
The world is running out of frankincense. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Old & busted: french fries. New hotness: French CHiPs
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Peugeot-Citroen feels it can benefit from new collaboration with BMW, because if there's one thing the French know how to do well, it's collaborating with Germans
source: 1000www.autoblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
82% of the British think religion causes more harm than good
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(271)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Farmer claims she has invented a way of cooking brussels sprouts that will not make people toot afterwards. Submitter is way ahead of her by avoiding them all together
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Fri December 22, 2006
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
High school "spiraling out of control" due to rampant graffiti, kids urinating on bathroom floors, and one pretty cool food fight
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(256)
 
(java.net)
 
 
 
As Microsoft makes sure Aero Glass is the first thing you know about Vista, Sun releases Looking Glass 3D, for free, for all systems that can run Java
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(300)
 
(Some Frustrated Shopper)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas: Photoshop something hard to explain into the simplistic manner of IKEA product instructions. Difficulty: Be sure to leave out a crucial step so the damn thing doesn't work the way it does in the store
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(117)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Secret Santa leaves pot cookies in company break room. Over-reactionarity ensues. Hey - it's Oregon
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once again this year, the most popular Christmas gift for horses is a blanket. Your horse wants a gift that shows you put some effort into it and don't take her for granted. No wait, that's your wife
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sword swallowing is potentially dangerous
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(46)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
British secretary of defence says Britain's army is too small to be effective. He could have said it was 'toothless', but that's pretty much a given
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(61)
 
(rocky mountain news)
 
 
 
Denver airport re-opens after being closed for two days. Thousands of stranded passengers watch as the first plane takes off....full of boxes. FedEx indeed
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You know those train sets that are hand crafted and cost thousands of dollars? Yeah, those aren't actually for kids
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Hi Star, we love you out here in Philadelphia. So my question is how fat are you and is your husband gay?"
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(138)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2006 Tech Headline of the Year contest (Details in thread)
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(65)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Miss Nevada stripped. She's already taken everything else off
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Giant squid filmed, captured. Ya, R'lyeh
source: news.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Records detail massive amount of missing TSA badges, uniforms in what is being called a potential terrorist plot, or one of the coolest mass Halloween costume efforts in some time
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(62)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
United Airlines agent fails to make connection, leaving 9-year-old boy wandering Denver airport alone during blizzard
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(105)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Optimists found to live longer than pessimists. Or maybe they just think they will
source: today.reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Horrified children watch Santa collapse and die as he gives out presents at bowling club party. That's gotta put a damper on their Christmas
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(117)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Holiday to do list: Buy presents, check. Make Eggnog, check. Release report pointing out how easy it would be to kill a lot of holiday travelers just before Christmas, check
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(67)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey Jr breaks wrist in what was apparently an off-field incident involving a grapefruit and a weiner dog
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Translator for the top NATO commander in Afghanistan charged with spying for Iran. Officials became suspicious when he failed to complain about the price of oil
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2006 Entertainment Headline of the Year contest (Details in thread)
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rape charges dropped in Duke case. Players still face charges for kidnapping, sucking
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian government clamping down on Christmas tradition of putting sharp metal objects in turkeys
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congressman Virgil Goode (R-etarded) stands by his idiotic and bigoted comments about muslims
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Internet nerds are screwing up the NHL's all-star team this year
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia to cut off gas to Georgia, cites Jimmy Carter's anti-semitism as reason
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(WATE)
 
 
 
Five female inmates charged with raping another inmate. The mugshots makes this trip well worth it
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(379)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Apart from the high taxes, lack of jobs, frequent crime, poor weather and general overall suckiness, state officials can't figure out why New York's population is dropping
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(Some Albanian)
 
 
 
When stealing a a man's wallet off a store counter, don't use the money to make a purchase there
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(AP)
 
 
 
President Bush issues 16 pardons
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Director Gus Van Sant arrested for DUI. With mugshot goodness
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toyota set to become #2 because Ford continues to produce #2
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bratz dolls not as annoying and offensive to you as they are to Chinese guy making them for $0.17 each, 94 hours a week
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christmas theme: The secret lives of Santa's elves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company in New Mexico launches a sub-orbital rocket carrying the cremated remains of a rabbit, poetry and hair samples in hopes it would be abducted by aliens
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Library steps up collection efforts for overdue fines, chases customers around on bike yelling, "I want my two dollars"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The typical American spent $100.60 for every $100 of take home pay
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FL Marlin Dontrelle Willis refuses breath test - evidently willing to take urine test though, if police can keep up
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(mrmcgroovys)
 
 
 
How to build a cardboard castle you can hide in during family visits this holiday
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
List of female teachers accused of sex with students. Bonus=Pictures
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(318)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
USA's new global strike weapon (Russian photos)
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(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Tennessee enacts law requiring four hours of pre-marital counseling, at a cost of $60, before a license can be issued. Surprised officials then complain about precipitous drop in marriages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff to become a Barbie Doll (more so)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A Canada-centric view of all of the best things of 2006
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(85)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate runs down the worst Christmas parties, bonuses, and gifts. Hot Cocoa Sampler strangely absent
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(207)
 
(WLBT)
 
 
 
New Orleans is flooding again, up to 8 inches of rain today, more on the way tonight
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man cut from chin to chest by a razor-wielding thug drives himself to the hospital, where he needed 88 stitches and 2 liters of blood. Told you he was harcore
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(73)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Feds to run a "selective service readyness exercise". Everybody of a draftable age panic
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(268)
 
(CodingHorror.com)
 
 
 
Theme: Keyword spamming in real-world products. Link goes to ultimate example
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(38)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 6,000 pounds of Uranium overturns on I-95
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(70)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Diamond thief serving 18 years for robbery granted legal aid to sue the cops who arrested him
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(Tuscon Citizen)
 
 
 
Nevada's 19 year reign as fastest growing state comes to an end. Arizona's the new sheriff in town
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
My abalone has a first name it's "p-o-a-c-h" my abalone has a second name it's "p-m-i-t-a"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens when a former President and the "sexiest man alive" join forces? No, not hot man-on-man action. They open a hospital or something
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(9News)
 
 
 
Firefighters resorted to use a front-end loader to get a woman in labor on the way to the hospital
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman with two wombs, three breasts, four legs and a partridge in a pear tree gives birth to twins, followed by a third baby from her second womb
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Rule #831 for hiring a hit man to stab your wife in the heart by Christmas: Make sure the hit man is not an undercover cop
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(38)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Surgeons are taller and sexier than other doctors according to Us Weekly Journal of Medicine
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(66)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman claims God told her to kill her kids - which, in fairness, wouldn't be the first time He was caught up in something like this
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Police chasing a baby calf through the streets...just another typical night in Brooklyn. (cell phone vid included)
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(22)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Identity Theft Of The Day: Woman steals attorney's ID so she can have sex with an inmate behind bars for manslaughter
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The best movie beat-downs of all time
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(278)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's "Man uses gasoline to augment flames in fireplace" story brought to you by Dumfries, Scotland
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(18)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Thank you for choosing McDonalds Would you like some cats-- WHAT THE FARK
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(50)
 
(Some NASA Guy)
 
 
 
Evidence is mounting: the next solar cycle is going to be one of the "most intense cycles since record-keeping began almost 400 years ago." EVERYBODY PANIC
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(136)
 
(nbc6.net)
 
 
 
Student kicked out of school for mooning the class during school fashion show
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(28)
 
(LIP)
 
 
 
If at all possible, don't take 1,000 sticks of dynamite on the bus
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(21)
 
(Courier)
 
 
 
Santa Claus greets children from Chernobyl. As you can see from the photo, they are glowing with delight
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(39)
 


Thu December 21, 2006
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Apparently, airlines will not let you check bags that are dripping with human blood. Who knew?
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(34)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Media can always breathe new life into an old scare story by just upping the number of nonexistent victims: "Global flu pandemic could kill 62 million"
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(48)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Kid: I wuz rilly rilly good this year Santa: ROTFLMFAO
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Stay the course" named top catchphrase of 2006. Oil hitting the anus will have to wait yet another year
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burlington man leaves dead girlfriend in apartment for six days. Why? Didn't want to deal with ambulance
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably the coolest photo of the aurora borealis you'll see today
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(48)
 
(News Watch 50)
 
 
 
Today's "Car burns to the ground after flaming cat runs underneath it" story brought to you by Syracuse, NY
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(101)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
Oil prices nosedive on news that Eminem finalizes divorce with Kimberly Mathers
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Iraq's president is holding in his hand
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're swimming in the ocean and have to poop, try to hold it until you get to Canada
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(35)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenage Swedish schoolgirls go on strike. I'd write a funny line, but I know I had you at "teenage Swedish schoolgirls."
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman charged in hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, run
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(25)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Black Sabbath plans world tour with Ronnie James Dio returning to the mic
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(98)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Eccentric Japanese Billionaire buys million-dollar homes, knocks down walls and fills pool with stones to give to low-income families
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever noticed that Santa is a total ass on Rudolph the red nosed reindeer cartoon?
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(179)
 
(Some NOAA Guy)
 
 
 
NOAA needs your help naming the windstorm which hit the Pacific Northwest last week
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Steven Wright arrested for murders of five British prostitutes. When asked how long he'll be in jail, he replied "the whole time."
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(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
911 transcript from yesterdays Councilman that refused to pull over for police
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Milwaukee-based company makes and sells Festivus poles for the holiday season. Which is good, because I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Fourteen year old Wal-Mart shoplifter steals paintball gun, runs into street without looking. Jesus enforces eighth Commandment
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Highway officials paint white dots on the highway to keep people from tailgating. It was only a matter of time before some graffiti artist added Pac-Man
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(ABC)
 
 
 
NASA looks for a site to land Space Shuttle on Friday, would prefer bringing it down in one state rather than eight or nine this time
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush saves free-falling skydiver
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(156)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen shot in head by car dealer during robbery fights search warrant for slug still in his head, arguing it is evidence that could send him to prison for attempted murder
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(The Whig)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what the average car wreck costs the economy, from police and paramedic response to repairing the road and lost wages while you fight with the insurance company? About $170,000 (not counting commemorative tattoo)
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(103)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention Canadians: You can now use your Canadian Tire money to buy beer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Final 'Harry Potter' title announced (with scary pic proving the lead character is auto-biographical)
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(388)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rent-a-cop brilliantly demonstrates why he isn't a real policeman
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(107)
 
(NOLA)
 
 
 
Bad: Teacher bangs a student. Worse: He's only 12. Fark: Another student arranged and filmed the hookup
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(WWLTV)
 
 
 
Russian Roulette is winnable if you only pull the trigger one time on your turn, not "several times" as this doped-up idiot did
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
German farmer shot in leg after he attacks cops with an axe when they came to his farm to enforce a law stating cows are entitled to have windows in their stalls. That's pretty much it right there
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Røad cøllapses near Swedish-Nørwegian børder. Øfficials blame gløbal warming, møøses
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(201)
 
(CW2 Colorado)
 
 
 
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor... uh... what was that third one again?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theft damage to Munch's "The Scream" could be irreparable. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(107)
 
(AF.mil)
 
 
 
Photoshop these firefighters
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(83)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
♫Feces Navidad♫
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(theState.com)
 
 
 
Not News: You get caught looking at pr0n at work. News: You're a cop. Fark: In a middle school
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(M.E.N)
 
 
 
Sensing defeat in his Jesus vs Santa argument, priest tells room full of kids that Santa doesn't exist. Hilarity ensues
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(686)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Chinese police put a cork in wine company's plan to have people run naked through streets of Beijing on Christmas Eve to protest excess packaging or some damn thing
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(15)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Monica Lewinsky gets London economics degree. Now maybe she can get a job that pays enough for her to afford dry cleaning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Due to a "a small number of vocal users" who dominated the discussions, Yahoo News has taken down their message boards. Now where can we all go to comment on the news?
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(96)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New study discovers that teens use legal drugs to get high. Quick, to the Romerocave, there's breaking news to cover
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(117)
 
(the boston channel)
 
 
 
Doc galls patient by mistakenly removing kidney, no lunger allowed to work unsupervised. Doc disheartened, exspleens he did well intestine at med school
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(68)
 
(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Bush calls Indian prime minister, told to reboot while pressing F8
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(144)
 
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
In what must be the definition of "slow news day", local paper runs article on updated McDonalds
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(56)
 
(Absolut)
 
 
 
What's your Absolut favorite anything? Vote here. Sponsored link
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(204)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
DaimlerChrysler AG's Chrysler Group counting on new Jeep Patriot to boost sluggish sales. In future news, DaimlerChrysler AG's Chrysler Group to declare bankruptcy in 2007
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(163)
 
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Crime: Driving with blood alcohol level of .479% Defence: 'I drank one pint of beer really fast. Please ingnore the part where I was asking kids if they were horny.'
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(67)
 
(WSOC)
 
 
 
Criminal genius in North Carolina strips naked after robbing a bank to make it harder for police to catch him during his getaway. And leaves his wallet in his pants pocket
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(24)
 
(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
If you're going to try to rob an eyeglass shop, don't rob one staffed by an armed karate instructor and a bodybuilder. If you find that you must rob one of those, don't rob the one across the street from the police station
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(AP)
 
 
 
Raul Castro says his brother Fidel is "irreplaceable" and that they've tried to replaced him with a tomato, green pepper and head of cabbage to no avail. Will try with a granny smith apple later today
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(60)
 
(Dickson Herald)
 
 
 
Tennessee man arrested for masturbating in craft store. Well, it's kinda crafty (pic)
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(97)
 
(Guy who will not help)
 
 
 
Fireman helps stranded motorist on a LA freeway. Since this is Fark, the motorist had an unique way of thanking him
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(97)
 
(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Waffle House robbers booked, expected to face jail time or the more inhumane punishment of being forced to eat Waffle House food
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(122)
 
(times leader)
 
 
 
Parents sue school district over son's haircut. Resulting publicity alerts ends up with father being arrested on outstanding warrant
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(139)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
Denver's mayor reacts to snow by making public plea for sled donations so everyone can play hooky in the park Thursday
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(64)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Wikipedia semen shortage filled by User Generated Content. That's You, Mr.Sticky-Palm-Man of the Year
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(86)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Mystery smell shuts down Sydney train station. How did they smell anything over the odor of urine and human decay? Oh wait, this isn't Marta
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(89)
 
(TriCities)
 
 
 
"I'm standing here with this naked man handcuffed and then here comes Santa Claus," said chief of police. "Can it get any better than this?' "
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(34)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The FCC has voted that telephone companies have the right to screw up your cable bill, too
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In a move to reinforce its image as tyrannical state, North Korea issues karaoke machines to troops
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(59)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Former vicar and paedophile rights campaigner jailed for child porn. Obvious tag bulges inappropriately
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(123)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
After spending pooload of money and facing crappy prospects for next year, Chicago Cubs asking city to hold Dave Matthews concert at Wrigley Field on 4th of July. Hopes to create big stink about town
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(72)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
In a move sure to be a hit with NASCAR fans, UPS saves $600 milion a year by eliminating left turns
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(152)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If your Christmas lights can be seen from space, you might be a redneck
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(99)
 
(times leader)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $2.8 million Tomahawk Missile simulator. Don't realize what they have, dump it on roadside
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(47)
 
(Some Amused Guy)
 
 
 
"Police say last Wednesday officer Opperman had the night off so he decided to drive his patrol car to join several other officers at a private house party." Hilarity may have arrived late, but still enjoyed the party
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(42)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman trips and stabs self with pen. Here comes the frivoulous lawsuit
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(73)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Iraqi soldiers bit the heads off frogs and ate the heart of a rabbit as signs of courage at a ceremony to transfer Najaf province from U.S. to Iraqi control. Meanwhile, U.S. troops sporting matching ceremonial coffee mugs and a cake
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(68)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bachelor of the year doctor counselled after sexual comments to pap smear patient. Again. That should sort him out
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(169)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Gen. John Abizaid, America's only Arabic speaking 4-star General, looks at the President's latest proposals on Iraq, looks around Iraq some more, looks at pictures of his family, promptly announces retirement
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(399)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Explainer's list of unexplained questions for 2006, including "Can someone be forced to masturbate?" and "Pygmies: How do we mate with them?"
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(100)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
For 15 years, Joe Beam preached the word of God. Now in God's house, he preaches about good, hot Christian sex
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(80)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old & buisted: hybrid cars. New hotness: hybrid pot
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(86)
 
(Some Turducken)
 
NewsFlash
 
President of Turkmenistan dies, president of Turducken unavailable for comment
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(62)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
The British government has released a speculative paper warning that robots may one day demand emancipation, location of Sarah Connor
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(70)
 
(Some Angry Monk)
 
 
 
Rival groups of monks wielding crowbars and sledgehammers clash over control of a 1,000-year-old monastery in a community regarded as the cradle of Orthodox Christianity
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old-fashioned names back in style in England, reports Gertrude Ethel Smytheson
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stone wall
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(71)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
More Jews are using Christmas Eve as an excuse to party. Jesus is coming -- look busy
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(103)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 85: "Barbie (and Ken)"
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(86)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New Freedom Tower on Ground Zero off to auspicious start as workers put Stars and Stripes up backwards
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(176)
 
(Tribune Democrat)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Game Commission deploys dozens of lifelike robot deer, turkeys and pheasants capable of finding illegal hunters, Sarah Conner
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(46)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Police search for bus stop flashers. "He came out butt-naked and and told us to come over to him but we didn't"
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(19)
 
(WTLV)
 
 
 
80-year-old man, not very good at math, celebrates birthday crossing Grand Canyon 106 times
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(28)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
After union workers purposely slow down airport screening line, managers take over to speed things up, letting 250,000 people go through without little or no screening
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(71)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Woman makes career out of selling clothes for nudists. "Actually, nudists love clothes." Submitter off to sell body wash to hippies
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(34)
 
(Some Stupidity)
 
 
 
Georgian supreme court denies appeal of 17 year old given 10 years for having sex with 15 year old girlfriend. No, not the Russian on, the one in the Land of the Free(tm)
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(313)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
5-year-old pinches buttocks, meets state's definition of sexual harassment
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Allstate drops 16,000 policies in North and South Carolina effectively eliminating all customers that even know the definition of the word "hurricane"
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(119)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
New York's three star soup kitchen
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(37)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Two Missouri Amish boys found safe and sound after setting out on 'adventure' inspired by reading Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn stories. Soon to be awarded 'Naive But Cool' medals
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(66)
 


Wed December 20, 2006
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Nativity controversy divides South Florida neighborhood. Uptight Christians seem to have a problem with the stuffed animal wise men and what appears to be a bi-racial baby Jesus
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(116)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Today's elderly woman admitted to the hospital for maggot infested wounds brought to you by Evansville, Indiana
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(82)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Danes, who are already popular with Muslims, play prank on president Ahmacrazyguy by putting an insulting ad in a Tehran newspaper. This should end well
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frog measure
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(88)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People in New York village who refuse to make appointments for water-meter readings are sent fake water bills for $1000 "just to get their attention"
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(62)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Regifting is one of those little secrets that we keep to ourselves. The white lie of gift-giving." So here's how to do it properly
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(79)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Crash investigators determine plane crashed due to "insufficient altitude"
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(83)
 
(Record Net)
 
 
 
Fifty-thousand pounds of free Twinkies currently available on I-99
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A table that shows how much vacation time workers get in the industrialized world. As usual, U.S. workers are at the bottom of the list, with barely enough time for attending NASCAR events and visiting Grandma
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(266)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Louisiana couple can't agree which pet chewed their baby's toes off, the pit bull or the ferret, but submitter suspects the child would be better off living in the wild with either breed
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(242)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
City closes borders to town to keep out illegal immigrants... Santa Claus in particular
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man survives three weeks of near-freezing weather without food and water by hibernating. Learned technique from watching Royals games during baseball season
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(62)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Miss Nevada 2007 caught exposing her breasts, kissing other young women and simulating oral sex with females and a male (with fantastic pics)
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(419)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey man works three jobs so his family can get by. So what if he's pulling in $250,000 and he's the mayor, state senator and superintendent of schools?
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(50)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bush clarifies that, when he said the U.S. wasn't winning in Iraq, he didn't mean they were losing, but that they will win -- just not fast enough for his liking or something like that
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(309)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"Your houses, your homes, your family, your friends. May they live in misery that never ends. I curse you all. May you rot in hell. To each of you I send this spell." This from the woman who was paid three times the market value for her house
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(226)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stupid: Indian police are so fat they all look like Chief Wiggum. Stupider: The police department offers them extra money to lose weight. Fark: Out of 38,000 cops, 45 take the challenge
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"I'm not fat, I just have low bacteroidete and firmicute levels."
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(122)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
UPS to deliver 21 million broken packages on Wednesday, the busiest day of the year
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(115)
 
(New Zealand Herlad)
 
 
 
Santa spends his day getting pissed and puked on by spoiled rotten ungrateful brats and ends his day getting pelted from above with pastry and fruitcake. Isn't Christmas wonderful?
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(14)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man robbed at dogpoint
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(33)
 
(Some Crotch Docs)
 
 
 
Two guys get busted for living out every teen male's fantasy job
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(80)
 
(9News)
 
 
 
Northwest Airlines pulls copies of its in-flight magazine that have a feature on suspended Carmelo Anthony. Plan to replace it with a feature article on drunk pilots
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(31)
 
(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Carload of gunmen fire nearly 100 indiscriminate shots at houses for three blocks, crash SUV on freeway exit ramp, jump over backyard fences, shoot at deputies. The Aristocrats!
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(75)
 
(Fox28.com)
 
 
 
Today's "parent with a stick up their ass because a bus driver was wearing a Santa hat" story is brought to you by Long Island, New York
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(259)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman busted for prostitution after hotel manager recognizes his rooms in her Craigslist ad. With photo that pretty much confirms what you'd expect from the phrase "Craigslist hooker"
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two longtime friends discovered the true meaning of Christmas. Nah, they got drunk, then one stole a car and ran over his buddy, which led to another crash
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Police are looking for violent, gun-toting pants thieves"
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(20)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
CNET interview with online real-estate tycoon in "Second Life" disrupted by flying penises -- twice
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(151)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gay nativity scene at Italy's Parliment features fewer sheep, more asses
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(103)
 
(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
The DMV is none too thrilled when three men in different disguises get six licenses made. Pictures of state-issued licenses enclosed
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(117)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man loses 125 pounds of unwanted weight in order to become a cop, then gets it right back by getting married two days later
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(78)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh cyclist is closing in on riding his bike a million miles... Submitter's mom was ridden past that milestone a looooong time ago
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(67)
 
(Nature.com)
 
 
 
This is the Christmastime when a virgin Kimono dragon gives birth. I for one welcome our new reptilian overlords
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(131)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's Parents of the Year candidates for 2006. (Details in thread)
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch now offering sorghum beer. Now people with wheat allergies can hate Budweiser too
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(77)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Vote for the Naked Mile's hottest girl. Sponsored link
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these newly won goldfish
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy builds ecologically friendly groin protector for use by cricket players, but takes one in the face while testing it out (with cringeworthy pic)
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Polish Legislators draw up resolution naming Jesus Christ the Honorary King of Poland. Too many jokes at once, submitter's head asplode
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(189)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Today's "fatty sues airline" story brought to you by Air France... and some fat guy
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(403)
 
(People's Daily Online)
 
 
 
Al-Qaeda's second in command threatens to attack West, unlike before, when they wrote us cute notes in study hall
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(119)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
The Daily Show's "This Week in God": Episcopalians sing to U2, gay aliens use toys to procreate
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(81)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Taco Bell experiences explosive and sudden loss of customers following E. coli outbreak
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(158)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Couple buys 1920's sanatorium for use as a "haunted bed and breakfast."
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(105)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The annual list of the dumbest 999 emergency calls in Britain this year. The hedgehog with its head stuck in a ramen container edged out the woman complaining her boyfriend was taking too long to buy smokes
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian man sued for "pump and dump" scheme. No word on the old "hump and dump" scheme submitter tried in college
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first steel columns of the epic clusterfark that is Ground Zero in New York City have been placed. Conspiracy theorists announce skepticism pending their own chicken-wire shake tests
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(356)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denver blizzard thread -- stay warm and off the roads. Don't be like Kentuckians and buy up all the bread and milk for no damn reason
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(655)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's best musical, lyrical, poetic and punny headlines of 2006. (Details in thread)
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(80)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Office "Secret Santa" gift exchanges cost British businesses £820 million in time lost as employees shop for one another, according to figures some guy just pulled out of his ass
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher tells her students if they don't behave at the zoo, she will tie them to a rope. They didn't, she did, hilarity ensues
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(184)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stallone says latest Rocky film is a Christian allegory -- you know, like the famous story of Jesus pummeling Pharisees to death in the Coliseum
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(102)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dum dum dum dum dum: Mormons remove Nazi hunter Simon Wiesenthal's name from list of those who could be baptised posthumously
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(280)
 
(IndyChannel)
 
 
 
After owner doesn't heed God's first two requests to move, fire destroys house previously hit by not one, but two tornadoes
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
An explanation of why people who publish lists of "most popular search terms" are really just noobs being pwned by Google
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(37)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a Zuneful of porn, courtesy of Wal-Mart
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(162)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pedestrian gets hit by car. Motorist gets out, pistols whips victim. Then things get ugly
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(178)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The hottest Christmas toys of the past 25 years. See of you can identify them from the pics and guess the year people were trampling each other at the mall to get one
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(146)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate wants to know: Did the Vatican steal Jesus' foreskin so people would shut up about the savior's penis?
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(298)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Egg in a bottle" trick
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photo-recognition software promises to make finding pics easier, wreck marriages
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(44)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
Farker's dad creates assistance programs for cancer patients in honor of his late wife
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Blair urges moderate Middle Eastern countries, which are mostly Sunni and Arab, to help rein in Iran, who are Shia and Persian. This should work perfectly
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(121)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen suffers cannon blast to leg during football game. Townfolk offer heartwarming cards such as "Stay quiet about this or we'll break your other leg" (w/ sorta graphic injury pic)
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(876)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Instead of the imminently reasonable profiling, LAX has resorted to sliding babies through the X-ray machine. The good news is that the clear liquid found in the child is non-toxic, nonexplosive and only smells a little
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(107)
 
(Agrus Courier)
 
 
 
Apparently, underage teens trying to get their hands on alcohol are "all over the place." We're going to need the Romerocopter to cover this one
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(68)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Weird Al turns in another terrific "interview," this time with Kevin Federline. (This is your inspiration for video edits)
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(133)
 
(Some Bloke)
 
 
 
Remember the guy with a 1,000,000 mile SAAB? He just got a brand new one free
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(85)
 
(Telegraph.co.uk)
 
 
 
War in Somalia delayed by floods
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
High school shuts down early for Christmas break after wrestling team catches herpes
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forlorn snowboard
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teddy bear? Check. Pop-it toy? Check. Wrapping paper? Check. Our baby? OMG! We left the baby at Toys R Us
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Judge asks convicted pimp to make an educational video on why pimpin' ain't easy
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ten killed in stampede leaving concert. K-Fed pleads for sanity, saying, "C'mon now people. At least let me finish"
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why does much of the Muslim world deny the Holocaust? Well, for starters, most have never heard of it
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(735)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Strippers are spreading more than their legs this holiday season
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(90)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
President of Peru tells world to toss his coca salad
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(46)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Congresswoman accuses filmmaker of taking her support of Castro assassination out of context. Filmmaker shrugs, releases entire video
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(138)
 
(Metro UK)
 
 
 
Think your day was bad? Try finding out you just fapped to old boudoir pics of your mom
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(112)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fewer than half of British children aged seven to 11 think Christmas is about the birth of Santa. Er, I mean that other guy, you know with the beard and stuff
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red orange juicer
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is printed on the hottest selling t-shirt this Christmas? 01.20.09
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(177)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People in Richmond terrified about Arabic graffiti suddenly appearing on city buses. Not so fast: Police learn it just says, "rock, paper, scissors."
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(151)
 


Tue December 19, 2006
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Volume of beer drunk in China in 2005 accounted for 19.5 percent of worldwide consumption. Yellow River surrenders
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(99)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
On the first day of Christmas / The coppers gave to me / Some pwnage on CCTV
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Families resorting to self-storage units to hide presents away from those nosy kids
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monks in a meditative state can raise their body temperature enough to dry cold wet sheets in an hour. Cool... monk-o-matic dryer
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(143)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass two-headed reptile fossil found in China. (With pic)
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(45)
 
(Canada East)
 
 
 
Overcrowding in homeless shelters contributing to serious bacterial outbreak, foul odor
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 3D sidewalk illusions
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(85)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush points out that the army's looking kinda thin these days. They're doing their part. Are you? Join the mobile infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship
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(453)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Katrina victims lose $199.7 million of FEMA money. In area casinos. During the month of November. Your tax dollars at work
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(93)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear from your doctor, No. 378: "Basically, it's like that movie 'Final Destination.'"
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cynthia McKinney admits that some people in her home state were embarrassed by her actions, but points out that they were all "whites and uppity blacks." Glad she cleared that up
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(249)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
9 out of 10 Americans admit to having premartial sex. Obvious tag asplodes
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(320)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ron Goldman's father sues O.J. Simpson over the acquitted killer's cancelled "If I Did It" book
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(139)
 
(Some Cinematographer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this light measurement
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(75)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Today's teacher arrested for having sex with a student comes to you from Colorado. Again. Not a repeat
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(158)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drug company makes nasal spray to help control appetite since self-control doesn't seem to be working
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(127)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Sandusky's homeless say, "Thanks for the soup" as Cedar Point's coasters shake down park visitors for $7,500 in 2006
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(76)
 
(NCTimes)
 
 
 
President Bush gives Kwanzaa speech, says Toby is a nice name
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(445)
 
(KATU Portland)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mt. St. Helens lets off a little steam (with live video)
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(189)
 
(Duke Chronicle)
 
 
 
Duke applications are down 20% due to lacrosse case, national trends, sucking
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You knew it was only a matter of time. Hamas PM says the fighting between Palestinians factions is the fault of....you guessed it. The U.S
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(471)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
United Nations human rights watchdog says he plans to send 'a high-level mission' to Darfur as early as next month. Well, that oughta clear things right up over there
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(147)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
The latest retail gimmick from Japan: Free deadly scorpion with every pair of jeans
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(79)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee Titans mascot being sued for $20 million for running over opposing team's QB
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(138)
 
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Man steals bag of chips at gun point. Bet he can't get pounded in the ass just once
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(43)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The number of Canadians who admit to driving while stoned has more than doubled in recent years. That might explain why there's a drive-thru donut shop on every damn street corner in Canada
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(196)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
News-ish: NFL suspends Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen for one game, fines him $20 thousand dollars. Fark: Suspension stems from his little "nude driving escapade"
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(57)
 
(Jaunted)
 
 
 
Fark blamed for drop in Florida tourism
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(260)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver may not get 2008 Democratic convention because unions won't agree to DNC requirement not to strike
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(204)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
West Virginia couple gets married at live nativity; groom in for a nasty surprise when he finds out what "God" did with his bride
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(105)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Tiny cars on America's SUV filled roads are about as safe as a midget standing between the fat man and the all you can eat buffet
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Arizona Daily Star discovers what could possibly go wrong when sites let Internet users comment on news stories. "Instead of offering constructive criticism, too many posts are just plain coarse"
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