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Sun December 10, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Awesome gallery of incredibly intricate origami
source: mytrashsubstance.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Chinese)
 
 
 
Most scary mountain path you'll see in your entire life. It may also be the last mountain path you'll see in your life
source: mb14.scout.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(Slow Gnus Day)
 
 
 
1.5 million wildebeests migrating in Africa. It's not gnus, it's Fark.com
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(58)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pool closed after water polo players become ill. No word on the condition of the horses
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(48)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bumpy ball
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(49)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
US Freedom Tower Beams forged in Luxembourg, reinforced in Germany. So much for a symbol of America
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker was at a party and met a man without bellybutton. WTF is up with that?
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(175)
 
(News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
Florida's govenor-elect cancels inaugural ball, says he wants to donate the money they were going to spend on it to charity instead
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(166)
 
(BSAlert.com)
 
 
 
A methodist pastor in Iowa is making the children in his church push a life-sized, cardboard cutout of Jesus around the mall to demonstrate the idea of "taking Jesus with you wherever you go." Jesus' favorite store? Pottery Barn
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(116)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man in wheelchair suffering from chronic pain gets twenty-five years in jail for oxycontin prescription tampering. Rush Limbaugh, Noelle Bush nod heads in agreement with justice well-served
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(168)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How the portrayal of Jesus went from a brown-skinned Semitic Jew, to fair-skinned, flaxen-haired white European
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(369)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan to build entire city inside giant tent, hopes to have construction completed in time for 2007 Running of the Jew Festival (pic)
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(83)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why family members hate the gifts we buy them. Reason #1. We aren't mind readers
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(110)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man rescued after spending 4 days "reverse amontilladoed" behind 7ft tall wall of bagged feces and bottled urine. Whiskey..tango
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(92)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
USA to spray forty percent of Afghanistan's GDP with Roundup
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(160)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Townsfolk in Ilinois are in dispute over who gets the noose that went around the neck of the person last publicly hanged. It's not noose, it's Fark.com
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Shuttle astronauts wake to Beatles tune." It's not news, it's Yahoo.com
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(54)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
6,000 USPS letters and packages destroyed by cow. Apparently was in a bad mooood
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Names for 33 things you never knew had names
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(197)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The good news is that this guy is now back to normal. The bad news is that it took doctors seven hours to get him there. The really bad news is that they spend those seven hours reattaching his penis
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Prison inmate wants to ban guards wearing Santa hats because it makes prison less fun at Christmas
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Before you and your friends celebrate your $35 million jackpot because the numbers you play every week came up, make sure Dummy McDumbass in the group actually played the numbers that week
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(63)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cheeseheads enjoying the snow
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(73)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kentucky high school is completely decorated with confederate flags and other memorabilia. Here is what Tiffany Owens has to say, "To us it's not about the hatred...I have colored friends around here and they never say anything."
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(546)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pinochet dead at age 91. Geppetto heartbroken
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(369)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Newspapers discovering it's difficult to charge readers money for content that some bastards put on the Internet for free
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Time Warner suing DirecTV because, "once customers switch from cable to satellite, it is difficult to convince them to switch back because of the costs involved and lengthy contracts." No shiat, huh?
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(243)
 
(kgw.com)
 
 
 
Upset over driving 100mph without getting pulled over, man rams unattended police car--twice. Somehow, GTA is not blamed...yet
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(45)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Mothballed Soviet-era prison in Latvia proving a surprisingly popular attraction for tourists who are treated like prisoners by guards pretending to be sadistic Russians
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could pick one song for aliens to stumble upon, which one would it be?
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(628)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Electric power is joining the list of products that come with certification they are kosher. Your local Rabbi is shocked, SHOCKED
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(102)
 
(American Decency Association)
 
 
 
"The women used their bodies to lure and entice while the camera focused in on barely covered crotches and breasts, mostly bare bottoms, and cleavage"
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(228)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese women are practicing a new trend called kakure kyonyu, which roughly translates as "conceal your big boobies."
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(146)
 
(Daily Tech)
 
 
 
Step 1: Pay $75,000 in fines for illegal Internet file sharing. Step 2: Sue creator of illegal Internet file sharing software. Step 3: Profit
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kids today are so farking lazy that the newest rage is wearing pajamas to school
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(172)
 
(KOIN)
 
 
 
If you're having a bad day, it may help to think to yourself "Hey, at least I didn't get stabbed in the face with a crossbow". Unless you're that guy in Oregon who did get stabbed in the face with a crossbow
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dragon appears in Jilin Province
source: dangerousnews.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
"Hamas promises $50,000 to dress up Bethlehem for Christmas". Hopefully they don't think of the town as female, as it might wake up Christmas morning under a giant sheet
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(47)
 
(The Wallet Test)
 
 
 
100 wallets, containing $2.10 in real money, a fake $50.00 gift certificate, some miscellaneous items and a clearly written ID card, dropped in front of hidden cameras to test humanity's honesty. Let's watch the results
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(236)
 
(Bermuda Sun)
 
 
 
Tidal wave rumor caused turmoil in Bermuda. EVERYBODY PANICKED
source: bermudasun.bm   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fiji coup leaders are reduced to running wanted ads to fill cabinet posts in their new government
source: thestate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Santa hands out $100 bills; Much better than forcing his way down your chimney to stuff your stocking
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this game of snooker
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(79)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Asked if he was drunk, he is claimed to have said: 'I'm the Bishop of Southwick, it's what I do.'"
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(42)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
14-year-old boy jumped to his death because he believed in reincarnation and thought he would do better in another life. Too bad that's just a temporary solution to a permanent problem
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(193)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
China reports that pandas are no longer an endangered species. I wonder how they taste barbecued
source: environment.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If a rapist threatens to rape your daughter, don't kill him. The state may consider you a 'danger to others' and put your kid in foster care
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(224)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seatac airport removes Christmas trees after one person complains. Santa's flight delayed indefinitely
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(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this guy and his fire hydrant
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(72)
 
(Citizen Times)
 
 
 
North Carolina teen won't let blindness stop him from hunting. Your dog wants an orange vest
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2006 chocolate gift guide
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(49)
 


Sat December 09, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Riccardo Romeroni reports: Pope supports public displays of religious symbols
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this otter
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(66)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Televised Open University programs will come to an end in Britain next week after more than 30 years of lulling drunken Brits to sleep with 5 a.m. lectures on particle physics and hydrocarbon bonds
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
More proof that we need to destroy the sun before it destroys us: solar storm so powerful it made buildings catch on fire
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(115)
 
(KOIN News 6)
 
 
 
Mother a salts popcorn eating son. You submitted this with a butter headline
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
7 wonders of each of the 50 states
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(362)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Space Shuttle Discover reaches orbit after first successful night launch in over 4 years. Suck it, Shuttle haterz
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Test your world geography knowledge
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(221)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
TSA may let non-fliers go to gate
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(133)
 
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Local astronomers complain about giant 100,000 candlepower cross
source: thedesertsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Keep an eye on the bass player
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(368)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Realtor offers free Glock with home purchase in ... well, that'd be Texas
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
If your family gets mad at you and locks you out of the house, don't try to go down the chimney to get back in. I know, Santa does it every year, but he uses magic dust
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(32)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nine people get food poisoning after eating at a buffet during a food safety conference
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Criminal gangs paying for IT students to become hackers
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(49)
 
(Dallas Morning News)
 
 
 
12 year-old says "No" to sales tax by quoting precedence of Smith & Wesson v. Your Ass
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trolley
source: sakanadesign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Codependent Collegian)
 
 
 
University of Michigan student leads fight for "butt cleavage rights"
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(104)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Officials are shocked, shocked I tell you, when "significant" amounts of cocaine, amphetamines and other drugs are found at an "elite" school. Because drugs are only for dumb and poor kids
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(112)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Real-estate "cells" pitch: Two-bedroom suites, excellent security, laundry service and no mandatory credit or background checks. Welcome to CCI Estates
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(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Middle East cruise offers fantastic views, slow-moving target
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida to make beating up hobos a hate crime
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(110)
 
(Celeb Photo Direct)
 
 
 
"Singer" Mariah Carey is suing porn star Mary Carey over the likeness of names. Farkers likely to rally behind the Carey that made 'Double Air Bags 11' (pics)
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(116)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Charlie Brown Christmas as performed by the Cast of Scrubs
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(80)
 
(Star News Online)
 
 
 
Woman tells boyfriend about her high-paying job. The part she left out: she's a burglar... and married
source: wilmingtonstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(World News Australia)
 
 
 
Extremely drunken Australian pilot jailed after trying to fly his plane while being seven times over the legal limit for drunkenness. That's Australian drunkenness, mind you
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(33)
 
(AutoMotoPortal)
 
 
 
The Continental Divide: The Most Popular Cars by Continent
source: automotoportal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blood-sucking chupacabra goes on rampage in Russian villages
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The UK is lacking in business skills, nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills
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(30)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are hunting for a 35-foot tall inflatable gorilla in blue boxer shorts which has been stolen
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(35)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The fir trade is not as evil as some might think
source: living.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Some people MADD as hell that 81 cents of every dollar donated to the charity goes into the pockets of the people running it
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(191)
 
(The Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Booze No. 1 drug used in date rapes. Ric Romero silent in stunned disbelief
source: thechronicleherald.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Garbagemen forbidden to wear Santa hats in December because they don't look "professional"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Soft Serve News)
 
 
 
Hey, who done lit up the sky? Aurora Borealis Tonight
source: softservenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
10 great books to get your kids for the holidays
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Cheney takes hunting trip in SC, fails to shoot companions in face. Yes, this qualifies as news now
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 10 best bachelor party destinations
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(dailycomet)
 
 
 
South Carolina woman shoots herself after mistaking pistol for cigarette lighter
source: dailycomet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not News: Schools offer free breakfast to students, News: Officials' hard work results in more kids than ever eating a free breakfast, Fark.com: Officials are serving breakfast for grades, not for the students
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(130)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
And you thought "No Child Left Behind" couldn't get worse: schools behind bars, home to juvenile murderers with barely 2nd grade educations, are required to comply. Sad tag lets Asinine take this one
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Some Horny Guy)
 
 
 
Scientist develops musical condoms. Still no cure for cancer
source: onlypunjab.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Whedon-skew)
 
 
 
Not news: Due to unforseen circumstances, exclusive Firefly convention is canceled. News: Firefly fans turn up anyway. Hero tag: And so do the actors
source: whedonesque.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
D.C. attorneys argue that the Second Amendment right to bear arms applies only to militias, not individuals
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(489)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bengals are considering adding a new position to their staff: Bail Bondsman
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Top 10 retail trends for the holiday season
source: retaildesigndiva.blogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Court rules woman who was shot by some asshat at Taco Bell can sue the restaurant for lax security
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twisted soccer player
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(58)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
20 things you didn't know about rats
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 coolest Lego creations
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(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Corby in Northamptonshire named "Britain's official yob capital." Edinburgh, Glasgow demand recounts
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 


Fri December 08, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dancers on chairs
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(69)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Famous two-legged dog from Kentucky dies, will have to get to doggie heaven using the escalator
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(84)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"Churches in Britain are a "toxic cocktail" of bullying and terror, as parish priests struggle to lead congregations dominated by neurotic worshippers who spread havoc with gossip and manipulation"
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
All of Santa's Letters that go to North Pole, Alaska, actually get opened up and looked at by elves
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(65)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The moderators put up with a hell of a lot of crap taking care of things here. If you feel like giving them a small token of appreciation (or a Badonk a donk tank) clicky the link
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(239)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Review of Calvin Klein's new $2,000 leather T-shirt: "It is mercilessly unforgiving: my small but burgeoning paunch filled it in much the same way that sausagemeat fills its casing. For another, it looks spectacularly gay"
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(111)
 
(Wluctv6.com)
 
 
 
Art therapy program helps children affected by substance abuse. I guess drawing pictures of daddy crying in the bathroom is some how therapeutic
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(35)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
When preparing for a day of intensive shoplifting be sure to include a belt for your pants
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Jesus stolen from Nativity scene, replaced with beer can. Police announce: "Every FARKer in New Hampshire is now considered a suspect"
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(98)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Drug smugglers using cocaine torpedoes to sneak dope into Canada. Police watching for hash grenades, ecstasy missiles and the fearsome peyote daisycutter
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three fetuses in a dead woman's ice chest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
source: jg-tc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fire at a Moscow hospital kills 42. At least they weren't poisoned
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank of America may be buying Barclay's. British farkers: Be prepared for a world of suck
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Parents bring in live cougar to entertain at children's birthday party. This ends pretty much how you'd expect
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behold the power of the Schwarz . Employee all get equal bonus regardless of position $12,500
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Some Geek)
 
 
 
High school yearbook refuses to show student's photo showing him in chain mail coat with a broadsword. School may use transmutation spell to crop out the sword
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(190)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Truthiness' named Word Of The Year. No lie
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some Hot Waitress)
 
 
 
The Heart Attack Grill, now has one more reason to make your blood pressure rise: Naughty Nurse Waitresses
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Morning crew DJs canned for playing "I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me)" one too many times
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Either this is a tiny fellow or those are mighty big windows. Photoshop 'em
source: hendralauw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shots fired, possible hostage situation in progresss in Chicago office building. John McClane en route
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrants added $18 billion to Texas' economy last year
source: today.reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(256)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
So when the Cambodian hooker that you've paid $1.20 to have sex with tells you to use a condom, you use the condom. They tend to get all stabby if you don't
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scotland considers birth control for squirrels after concluding they are "over-cute and over-sexed"
source: earthtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Weed arrested for marijuana possession." Blunt police statement says Weed's going in the joint. Hope there are no roaches in his cell
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 7 kids' health myths every mom should ignore
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Some Volvo Nut)
 
 
 
Think the million mile Saab is impressive? Irv's '66 Volvo P1800 has over 2.5 million miles on it, and he ain't done with it yet. Your dog wants a Swedish car
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(Winding Road)
 
 
 
We didn't make an OJ Simpson Bronco chase sculpture out of nickel. But if we were going to, this is how we'd do it
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(26)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish police finally get through 20 year supply of toilet paper after ordering error. "There were times when we thought we weren't going to make it," says sore-assed officer
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(42)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Senior citizen pistol whips robber. Tells him to get off his lawn
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton and her fiancee. Power, romance, Nigerian Scams...wait....what?
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(167)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian air force changes physical standards in order to admit more women
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Romanian women to be fined if they are not virgins when they get married
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(104)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drunk British women will kick the crap out of you
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(64)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pretty much anything can kill your baby. Even sleeping. How the hell do we continue to survive as a species?
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Pilots charged in Brazillian plane crash, claim they couldn't find any landing strip
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(115)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Family uses same Christmas tree for 120 years, beating your family's fruitcake record
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(57)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado state computer may have overpaid welfare recipients $98 million in last two years. Oopsie
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(87)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
German brewer releases first beer with label in Braille for those times when you want to get blind, stinking drunk
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New hope for people with Spinal Cord Injuries -- Christopher Reeve's therapy helps 3 year old boy walk again
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(92)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
India to citizens: stop spitting on our monuments. Thank you
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(31)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman receives her engagement ring in the mail just two hours after learning her fiancee died in Iraq
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(219)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Unemployment office bans Christmas decorations in case tinsel upsets the jobless
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(44)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Let's see here...I'm out on bail after raping a disabled kid. I wonder how I could get it revoked...I know I'll send his family a letter telling them how I plan to kill them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Video resumes gaining acceptance with employers, allowing them to figure out if guys named Derrick are company material or black
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(85)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
70-year old woman arrested for stalking 79-year old man
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(27)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Some tips on how to mingle at a party where you know absolutely no one
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(234)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Terrorist planning to attack Chicago arrested, couldn't take the Foie Gras ban any more
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(108)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Ignoring the demand for Crunchy Frogs, Hershey tries the next best thing: the Elvis Peanut Butter Cup, thank you very much
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(Business Week)
 
 
 
Best Buy corporate offices decide to let employees show up and leave whenever the hell they want
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(123)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2006 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: October through December. (Details in thread)
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(128)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Malaysian state backs down on 'sexy' outfit ban. With pic of an excellent example of what they were bothered by
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(302)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coolest concept cars you'll see all week
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(116)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
40-foot-tall blue spruce cut, stolen in dead of night. Clark W. Griswold wanted for questioning
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Hackers Crack Microsoft VISTA Really Not News: Took less than a month. Fark: MS claims this is proof that they needed arsine registration system in the first place
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(277)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dissatisfaction with handling of Iraq war hits new high of 71%
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(448)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
If you bought a piece of lunar real estate, now would be a good time to ask for your money back. Good luck with that
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(116)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Teenagers in Wales say they are smoking heroin because cannabis is almost impossible to buy
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(211)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
16% of socially inept teens use IM-ing to dump someone
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(170)
 
(HamptonRoads.com)
 
 
 
Governor of Virginia receiving telephone calls from century-old ghost
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the worst news to hit India since curry flavored cologne, condoms are too big for most Indians. No, his God does not want a peanut...it's too big
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(179)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
British police issue warning over stretch limos: in addition to making you look like a mouth-breathing prat, it might break in two
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(75)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Toys "L" Us opens first store in China
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(203)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
What do you get when you put a concealed camera in a police station?
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(160)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
University of Georgia to Christian frat: Our bad, of course you can discriminate for religious reason (we just hope the Muslims don't find out)
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(255)
 
(myfoxorlando.com)
 
 
 
Wesley Snipes arrested at Orlando Airport. Free advice: don't always bet on black
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(145)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Geese seen flying in asymetrical 'V', causes oil prices to climb above $63/barrel
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Good news: Employers boost payrolls by 132,000. Bad news: Mostly low-income retail jobs. Fark: Of which about 85% are expected to be laid off in January
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(81)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
News: Norwegian Royalty needs bodyguards 24/7 due to stalkers. Fark: Hot Norwegian MILF Princess apparently was not guarded 24/7 up to this point
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Tragic day in history" continues: December 8th, 2005. Fark reminisces about tragic events. Post "where you were" stories when you posted "where you were" stories last year
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(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefly MMORPG on the way. I'll be in my bunk
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(250)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Court ruling that towns have the right to use eminent domain to seize property from developers and set it aside for open space brought to you by (where else?) NJ
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(107)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man swears sunken research vessel used to determine if Tampa Bay was really The Garden of Eden doesn't belong to him anymore
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in...Hurricane Season 2007 Hype has officially begun
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy children
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(61)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man rescues stranger, discovers it's his wife, continues rescuing her anyway
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This year's ice sculptures from Harbun, China
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(31)
 
(Some loungecore fan)
 
 
 
To observe the 26th anniversary of John Lennon's death, Internet radio station is playing easy-listening versions of Beatles tunes all day
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(76)
 
(Some Award Site)
 
 
 
Vote for Fark - Fark the Vote Aaaaahhhhhh!! They're catching us
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(722)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
14 odd deep-fried foods
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NYC Bans Science
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(411)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen accidentally shoots self in class
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(76)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
High school assistant principal in charge of discipline arrested for being under the influence of cocaine after calling police because the hooker he hired stole from him. Hypocrisy surrenders
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wild horses couldn't drag me away but wild elephants are another story
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(20)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese supreme court denies hospital permission to use "mammary gland" in name
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drug maker develops chewable contraceptive, for women who don't like to swallow. Pills, that is
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(69)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
German minister seeks law mandating jail time for violent game developers, publishers, and players- because Germany never had a history of violence before video games appeared on the scene
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(94)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Three ugly-ass tiger cubs born at Sacramento Zoo. With slideshow goodness
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(20)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
If you buy only one holiday decoration this year, it pretty much has to be this replica of Charlie Brown's Christmas tree
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(54)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The new hotness in fashion are "free trade" blue jeans, made from cotton bought from impoverished African growers. "We wanted to turn shopping into an act of solidarity," said director general Smuggy McHippie
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice." - Supreme Court Justice to a guy who got 55 years in PMITA prison for selling pot
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(262)
 
(KXXV)
 
 
 
4 -year-old Accused of Improperly Touching Teacher
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(152)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
German fellow trapped on the bottom of jacuzzi by enormous suckage, dies. Authorities suspect he accidentally dropped in a Rammstein CD
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(100)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the puppets from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer for the past 40 years? They are now at Atlanta's Center for Puppetry Arts
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old drinks beer from Bat-Thermos on school bus. Unlikely candidate for next Robin
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Woman ticketed by police after a friend was talking on a cell phone outside her home following BBQ is in jail for violating city's noise ordinance." Can I have a Venn Diagram here?
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(39)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Woman decides flight is too quiet, gives birth to screaming baby at 35,000 feet
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(46)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Design a 2006 news-themed menorah or ornament for an NPR holiday contest. Steve Irwin, anyone?
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The coolest movie trailer you will see all day (new link)
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(328)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops dressed as elf giving out speeding tickets in Orange County. Merry farkin' Christmas to you too (pic)
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Skyscraper near Ground Zero to come down. Experts considered having airliners fly into it, but decided that wouldn't be enough to melt the steel supports
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Thu December 07, 2006
(ABC)
 
 
 
Judge who wrongly jailed 11 people gets fired. If he had wrongly jailed just 10, he would have been fine, but Icarus here had to see how close to the sun he could fly
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(55)
 
(Break.com)
 
 
 
Fred Phelps' crowd gets chased away from a military funeral. With wonderful video goodness
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(464)
 
(wane.com)
 
 
 
Ohio smoking ban takes effect
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(769)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Live feed from NASA TV - watch the shuttle launch... meh. Scrubbed
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(358)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Prince Charles vows to reduce his own greenhouse gas emissions by swapping his gas-guzzling private planes and helicopters for commercial flights, trains and his horse
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(69)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
IT'S. A. BIG. AD. A. VERY. BIG. AD
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(169)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
For one day only, New York City won't smell like taxi exhaust, hot dogs and homeless-person poo
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(75)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Fake cop tails police detectives, tells them to "slow it down" over PA. What could possibly go wrong?
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(79)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If a woman was pregnant at 14 and divorced by 18, is she most likely to be: A) On welfare? B) A hooker? C) D.C.'s next chief of police?
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(170)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Women spend 322 hours getting ready for Christmas, with 288 hours of that spent shopping
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(53)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge orders woman to walk downtown streets wearing sign reading "I AM A THIEF"
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(225)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There is never a good reason to put cologne on your balls
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(382)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
It happens at least once every year, but it never gets less meaningful: Rare coin worth $14,000 dropped into Salvation Army kettle
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(62)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mastercard sucessfully argues that losing World Cup sponsorship deal to rival bottom-dwelling bloodsucker Visa would be priceless
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(35)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Off-course, frostbitten little brown pelican. Can he get home again? You bet the helican
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(52)
 
(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
Elementary teacher uses bi-racial student as exhibit "A" in discussion of skin color, and then tells class she was adopted. Bonus points: Student didn't know that last part
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(211)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Court orders New Delhi officials to end the reign of monkey terror there
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Drunk, cycling, and lying about being mugged by a gang (so your wife doesn't get mad that you ran into a light post) is no way to go through life, Fritz
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FYI: there are no churches offering nude, co-ed baptisms
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(61)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Russia hears NASA is going to the Moon. Asks for ride, offers gas money and snacks for the trip
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More judges packing pistols in courtrooms: "Guns are like lawyers: Better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it"
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan is interested in building nukes. What will their nukes look like?
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(99)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Disney Broadway actor accused of showing a 15 year old Beauty his Beast
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember the quiet discussion we all had when Dubai Ports World was going to operate our ports? Well guess what: They're baaaaaaack
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(57)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
After two billion rides without an incident, New York MTA is thinking about banning booze from Long Island trains. Ridership expected to plummet; after all, who would go to Long Island sober?
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(56)
 
(Some Lucky Kid)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, you're never going to believe this, but we were on a field trip away from school for the day...
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(327)
 
(WFAA)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman sees four men stealing her Christmas decorations. Hits one with baseball bat. Fark: His three buddies are across the street yelling "Hey, batter, batter"
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(65)
 
(WSMV)
 
 
 
Stuffed rattlesnake and frozen potatoes edge out hot cocoa sampler box this year
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(19)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Holiday advertisers seek coveted "dicktard" demographic
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cop tasers cop when he discovers the latter canoodling with his wife
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(191)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Self-guided investors generally beat those who use financial advisors
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(182)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Man loses wedding ring during visit to farm, which is found two months later in haystack. Needle unavailable for comment
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(34)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Today's "armed robber taking off his mask right in front of a security camera" story brought to you by New Zealand
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia ninja waits for government apology. The ninja has patience
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School, threatened with lawsuit, agrees to distribute church flyers through its "backpack mail" notification system. Local Christians overjoyed. Until the pagans start using it too. Now, not so much
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(503)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
When deciding to steal a bus from your local transit service, try to avoid one with GPS tracking
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(12)
 
(WAVY)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at Ohio mall. Firefighters have to block the door to stop more shoppers coming in
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(45)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Man finds $10,000 on college campus. After 10 years and 3,581 doughnut runs, police determine he can keep the money
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(36)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man secretly replaces the Christ in Christmas with a crucified effigy of Santa in his yard. Let's see if anybody notices
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(76)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Quebec authorities break up poaching ring which used a helicopter to drive moose toward millionaire hunters for easy shooting
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(50)
 
(Some RR Star)
 
 
 
Chief Ric Romero on string of tire-slashings: "It's obviously someone with a sharp object"
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(42)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
What would Jesus do? Why, sue the University of Georgia for discrimination, that's what
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(283)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy moves to make it illegal for designers to display their clothes on bags of antlers
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(139)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fifty teens rush a farmer's market with knives and bats, kill one and injure others. Senior citizens at the scene quoted as saying, "Hey, that's our gig"
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(72)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boy nearly loses head in terrible accident. Doctors amazed at recovery, new facination with swords, Scottish accent, muttering something about "there can be only one..."
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(167)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Students at Canadian university vote to ban student anti-abortion groups from campus. Because there's no reason to be exposed to opinions you disagree with just because you're at university
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(1022)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Policemen suspended for watching porn at work when they should have been watching policewoman groping other officers
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(23)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NJ asks Taco Bell to toss its salad
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's to test *gasp* REAL meat in California restaurants
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(128)
 
(skynews)
 
 
 
The world's oldest third grader
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(62)
 
(wvec.com)
 
 
 
PETA sinks to a new low by running a commercial about toddler killed by dog without the family's permission
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(221)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2006 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: July through September. (Details in thread)
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(97)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man hits deer, ties it to the hood of his car and promptly runs into police cruiser. Officials are mystified as to what could have been obstructing his view
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The top five best (or worst) scams around today, including "Rental Scam," "Mustard Dip Scam," "Wifi Hack" and the good old favorite "WMDs In Iraq"
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(111)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Barbie and Co. declare war on the Bratz, unleash most fearsome weapon in their arsenal: Ken's lawyer dad
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(64)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
McDonald's is enforcing their fast-food status, fines family £125 for taking to long to eat their meal
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Cop -- suspended for sending nude photo of himself to a suspect -- says, "It's not my fault. She did it first"
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(Mail)
 
 
 
Britain "has the highest number of reported tornadoes for its land area of any country in the world." Suck it, Kansas
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(58)
 
(Some UK Chick)
 
 
 
You're caught shoplifting. Do you: A) Give up and deal with it? B) Blame someone else? Or Fark) Pull your pants down and crap over the fence? With (female) pic goodness. (Not safe for work-ish)
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(133)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
National survey of department store Santas finds 90 percent get beards pulled daily, 60 percent are sneezed or coughed on up to 10 times a day, and a third have been wet on
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(AP)
 
 
 
Iraq Study Group: The U.S. has been under-reporting the amount of violence in Iraq. By a factor of 10
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(457)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor survivors gather today for 65th and final reunion
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(263)
 
(Some Brit)
 
 
 
UK dental system in crisis with dentists leaving the profession in droves. Strangely, no one notices
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not happy with your grades this semester? Talk to the computer science prof. Don't forget to bring cash and booze
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(23)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
First new movie theater in 60 years opens up in North Philadelphia. How do residents respond? If you said "by shooting each other," you are correct
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Tornado hits North London and destroys side of house. Dorothy and Toto presumed safe in Kansas
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(53)
 
(Ashland City Times)
 
 
 
Holy smoke, Batman! The Pot Cave is on fire
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(40)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man stranded on mountain in South Africa calls granddad in UK to look up local mountain-rescue team's phone number on the Web. The Internet, is there anything it can't do?
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Native Americans to buy Hard Rock Cafe for $965 million in beads/trinkets
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(57)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man tries to pay for merchandise with a poorly photocopied check. Fails to notice the 80 uniformed cops in the store
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The EPA will finally launch a program to clean up hazardous materials at the World Trade Center site, because having asbestos lying around a huge population center is apparently unimportant enough that it takes five years to get around to
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Funeral of poisoned ex-KGB spy scheduled for today, just as soon as they can find six pallbearers willing to wear hazmat suits
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(20)
 
(Mosnews)
 
 
 
Russian version of "wrap that rascal" goes horribly awry
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(42)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The Religion of Peace and No Boobies wants to send the editor-in-chief of Playboy Indonesia to jail for 32 months. Apparently, some of the models had "inviting expressions on their faces"
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(325)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Land of ice and snow may have neither in a 20 years
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
God Warrior parents kidnap daughter to stop darksided wedding
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(349)
 
(Google)
 
Video
 
Quite obviously the best fisherman ever
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(137)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Get your spouse something special this Christmas: their very own high speed limited access highway
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
'Automatic traffic control machines' is virtually a money press for the Norwegian goverment. Your socialist healthcare is brought to you by a speeding driver
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(55)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Boot camp for teenage girls has them scrubbing floors, doing laundry, and preparing meals not as punishment, but to prepare them for married life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the How Could This Go Wrong Department: new reality show gives Jack Osbourne, Erik Estrada, and LaToya Jackson guns
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create a totally new ID badge for the "24" farkers. Win a year of TotalFark
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gunmen kidnap 3 at Nigerian oil plant, so fill your gas tank early today
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(13)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When K-Fed shows up at a book party for "The Concise Guide to Sounding Smart at Parties" it turns out he's only there for free alcohol; which, in a way, is kinda smart
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
South Carolina DOT is audited, findings show they wasted millions of dollars on consultants. As a result, DOT hires financial consultants to remedy the problem
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
UK farkers: London Fark party, Thursday 7th December, 8pmish, Nags Head, Covent Garden. DIT. Beer's cheap. Drew will be there too (around 8pm, feel free to start earlier)
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(166)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Damon Wayans banned from the Laugh Factory after dropping N-bomb 15 times
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(255)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Couple offers their sheep up for adoption, with can't miss selling point: "Sheep are very blase, they tend to look straight through you at the piece of grass over there"
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brazil thrilled that critics trash movie in which tourists get their organs stolen by Brazilians. As if we could get confuse Brazil with Detroit
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Church prohibits family from displaying Australian flag during funeral of dead soldier
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Party involving drinks, strippers and dwarf tossing results in $10-million fine. Better tone down the next Fark party
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(25)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Iraqi military has a plan: As soon as the U.S. forces leave, so do they. "As soon as it happens, I will quit my job and live outside Iraq," says one sergeant
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(305)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
All your medical records in one insecure database managed by pointy-haired bosses? I don't see what could go wrong
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Austrian kids waiting for Santa Claus also on the lookout for hairy, horned sidekick that wards off evil spirits. Good to see Tom Arnold still getting work
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman murders her young son deep in the Australian outback, unaware of the dingo's proficiency in child killing
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(19)
 
(This Is London)
 
 
 
Given that the UK has such strict gun-control laws, it was only a matter of time before gas stations started getting robbed by gangs with samurai swords
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(57)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical company patents nasally administered obesity-fighting drug. The loud sound you just heard was actors and models slapping their foreheads while saying, "Well, duh"
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(48)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 83: "Gas stations and pumps"
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(138)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just when you thought everyone on the planet knew about the Nigerian email scam, another dumbass steps up and loses $200,000
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(95)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bald Elvis impersonator gets death threats because he is "showing disrespect to The King" (pic)
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(29)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Surf expected to hit 28 feet today in Hawaii, wake also expected
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(48)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
British study shows juries unsympathetic to women who claim rape after binge drinking. Besides, did you see what she was wearing?
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Wed December 06, 2006
(Some Curious Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of Kate Winslet's body being used to inspire the new Jaguar model, photoshop other celebrities and their associated automobile designs. The link is provided for inspiration
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The National Toy Hall of Fame. How many did you have?
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(333)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Fiction: A drunken teenager can tip over a sleeping cow. Fact: It would take several semi-sober people and a paralyzed cow. Fark: This will not stop drunk teens from attemping to tip cows
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(136)
 
(Road Flares AWAYYY!)
 
 
 
When fans come to support the visting team, what's the only logical way to get rid of them? By throwing flares at them, of course
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just one small good thing among many to come from impending Democratic-led Congress: A smack-down on ridiculous credit-card fees
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(190)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The war on Sudafed. The new hotness: The war on Robitussin
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(210)
 
(Some Tinfoil Hat)
 
 
 
Nuclear power plant sirens to be "tested" on Thursday. Yeah, that's it, just a test
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(67)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Australian Navy authorised to fire on illegal fisherman in response to large sharpened poles
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nigerian scammers target world's most gullible prey: "Christian churches"
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(107)
 
(KFOR)
 
 
 
Having destroyed all legitimate small businesses within a 20-mile radius, an Oklahoma Wal-Mart has set its sights on the local drug dealers by stocking cheap cocaine in the toy section
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Thief accused of using fishing line and hook to snag bags of cash out of night deposit vault. Southerners sneer, say real men noodle their felonies
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(36)
 
(Sunday Gazette)
 
 
 
Student suspended by principal for 10 days for refusing to hang around bathrooms and become an "undercover NARC". Lawsuitarity ensues
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(117)
 
(OK Gazette)
 
 
 
Man arrested after he modeled fishnet hose and a muscle shirt for passers-by, wearing nothing under them
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(57)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Ad council releases new ad campaign that says being around someone who smokes all the time is like being around someone who farts all the time
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(112)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Prankster leaves fake winning lottery ticket in breakroom for co-workers to find. Co-worker tries to redeem it, lies about where he got it and is charged with fraud. Pair will now split jackpot of 100 million cockpunches
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(69)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"I'm not a criminal, but I did throw a live pig at employees of a Holiday Inn Express last night"
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(62)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian hiker brought no food or shelter and got lost in the Washington woods. But he did bring plenty of weed, so he was arrested shortly after he was rescued
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(154)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl on a trampoline
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(70)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
AP: Missing CNET editor found dead
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(745)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Amazon buys a chunk of Wikia. What could possibly go wrong?
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harrod's horrid Ho-ho-ho'er handed hastily huffy heave-ho
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(49)
 
(KTVU)
 
NewsFlash
 
Searchers find SF man in Southern Oregon wilderness. Fox News says he died. So no one really knows at this point
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(363)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman accused of littering after raking leaves into a pile
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(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Religious committee to vote on Gay Rabbis Wednesday. Pedophile Priest Fridays and Jihad Muslim Mondays tabled for a future meeting
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(114)
 
(Some Award Site)
 
 
 
Fark listed as "Best Online Community" finalist in 2006 Weblog awards. Vote early. Vote often
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(110)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-oldgirl has sex with twelve-year-old boyfriend, making her both a sex offender and victim of sexual assault under Utah law
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(305)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
British virgin spends eight months creating a dalek for his front yard, big enough for him to sit inside and insult passers-by
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(94)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hershey to make a Reeses Cup with a banana-creme layer next year. Yeah, it's all about Elvis being dead
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(76)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Analysts: Bin Laden alive but hamstrung; Will miss rest of season
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(68)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out on 101st floor of Sears Tower, reportedly by malfunctioning WEHS Channel 60 electrical television transmitter
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(55)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Twenty ways to make total jackass of yourself over holidays
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(137)
 
(Church Hopping)
 
 
 
The 10 weirdest bible verses. Deuteronomy 23:1 might make you twist in your seat
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(1113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA: New study of photographs taken from orbit suggests liquid water flowed on surface -- as recently as several years ago. Or, it's oil. U.S. to announce invasion plans to liberate the Nartian people
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(150)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The remains of St. Paul have been unearthed, not suprising found just across the river from the remains of Minneapolis
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2006 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: April through June (Details in thread)
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman calls police to say she was hit by a beer bottle. Five weeks ago
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(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Katrina money squandered by FEMA down to just $990 million, which is roughly the cost of one week in a quagmire
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Family of the last person in Britain convicted of witchcraft wants her 1943 conviction overturned, because she doesn't weigh the same as a duck
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(69)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scientists name the land of lutefisk and Jell-o salad the U.S.'s healthiest state. The home of jambalya, gumbo and Big Gulp-sized cocktails called the unhealthiest. And scientists wonder why nobody listens to them
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(140)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you leave your socks and underwear behind after having relations with a sheep, rest assured The Sun will be there
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Off the wire: It turns out 33 innocent people arrested weeks ago in Operation Trick or Treat have been released, because the cops were tricked by the snitch so he could get the treat they promised him. Your confidential informant wants immunity
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(45)
 
(engadget.com)
 
 
 
Nintendo's answer to all the damages caused by the Wii controller: Don't let go of it, dumbass
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(324)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guinness-guzzling camel crashes Christmas party. Shockingly, party not hosted by a farker
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(19)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
A wheelchair is not the best getaway vehicle for a robbery, even if your victim is in a wheelchair too
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After finding two human hands, a leg and a T-shirt inside a 1,000-pound crocodile, villagers decide to cut the beast into pieces and divide up the meat
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(40)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
"Charges to be dismissed in rectum shooting case." It damn near killed 'um
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(37)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yahoo releases list of most searched for women on the internets. The winner is Britney. With pic of when she looked like she didn't need a good scrubbing
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraq Study Group: Situation 'grave and deteriorating.' Who knew these guys were so smart?
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(539)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a power supply office, try not to pee on a power supply box
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(21)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Note to would-be carjackers: Wait until the elderly woman has already filled the SUV with gas and has put the filler nozzle up before approaching her to steal the vehicle
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(52)
 
(DMR)
 
 
 
"If you're going to have a bottle-rocket war, it would be a lot better to do it outside"
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(44)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Holland expects one millionth U.S. tourist this year, for first time since 2000. Apparently, getting high and paying for sex waned after 9/11
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil prices inch up on report of Mel Gibson's retard-healing powers
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(30)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The Good: There are more lesbians in school nowadays. The Bad: Elementary school. The Farky: Parents, they are a-suing
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(109)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian finds vast new renewable energy source -- fat Americans
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(78)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston has broken up with Vince Vaughn upon learning that he had a bad case of Vince Vaughn
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(118)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
What do an Indian and a Russian living in the UK have in common? They are one and two on the richest Brits list
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hundreds of people are flocking to a remote Indian town to offer prayers to two trees that were "married" off in a bid to keep evil spirits at bay
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. mortgage applications surge in latest week
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(98)
 
(WTMJ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion at FALK Corporation on Canal St In Milwaukee. Relax, the Casino is still safe
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(193)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Army master sergeant from NYC retires to sleepy little town and immediately urges everyone to go buy guns so they can kill terrorists
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kitchen goddess Nigella Lawson says women are as hot for her as guys, but insists, "I don't want to be some kitchen blow-up sex doll"
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(285)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway would like to know who this Princess of Jerusalem is
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Both of Cheney's daughters are pregnant, even though the only Dick in daughter Mary's life was her father, if you know what I'm sayin'
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(182)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The 8th International Robot Olympiad opened today, Ben Johnsonbot immediately disqualified after testing positive for nitrous
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High-tech plan to stop brawls in Scottish pubs by having bartenders phone English call centre when fights break out abandoned when call-centre workers couldn't figure out what the hell Scottish bartenders were saying
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Privacy advocates are strenuously pushing an oversight board to look into the White House's wiretapping program. Well, now that they've drawn the government's attention they can experience it themselves
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(18)
 
(punk rock penguin)
 
 
 
Gallery of truly horrible book covers
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(140)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery weighs in on many of the new non-peppermint flavored candy canes
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(26)
 
(Some Hero)
 
 
 
Hero of 9/11 won't stop speaking out against Bush
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(555)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Passengers at London Heathrow airport can now check in faster if they're fingerprinted, get their face and eyes biometrically scanned, agree to be assimilated
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bainimarama replaces police chief in Fiji - what a Cruel Summer
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(43)
 
(Some Mama)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little chugger. LGT photo
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(56)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner must relinquish stuffed bird to federal agents. Federal agents lend bird to museum. Museum lends bird to restaurant. No word on what all that cost
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(37)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
After dropping off a friend, woman stops by the sheriff's office to drop off an unexploded mortar shell
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swedish border control officers busted for keeping "spank bank"
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(47)
 
(Crooks and Liars)
 
 
 
In response to rumors that the U.S. military will soon be distributing naked pictures of Bea Arthur, nine-tenths of Iraqis want the U.S. to leave their country
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(101)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Submitter checks watch. Yep, it's about time for another "Sex predator on MySpace" story
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(46)