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Sun December 03, 2006
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(Some Ferengi)
 
 
 
A map of the star trek federation. Submitter has touched boobies, thanks
source: civfanatics.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(335)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Better tell your kitty cat to hide his stash because catnip may soon be illegal. Your cat wants a lawyer
source: progress.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dad stunned when talking bear he bought for Christmas present shouts "PRICK" when removed from box
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Italian mafia move from extortion and drug running to where the real money is in Italy: Parmesan hijacking
source: earthtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
U of Florida to play Ohio State in the BCS championship. Duke sucks
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(541)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government of South Pacific island nation of Fiji suffers military coup. American troops stationed in Iraq look around stupid desert, cross fingers for redeployment
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Some Mad Asteroid)
 
 
 
Reverse Asteroids: Steer your giant asteroid around smashing all the triangular ships shooting at you
source: flashninjaclan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Germany to build a playground for senior citizens. No word if the playground includes a farmer's market
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(25)
 
(imreallysad.com)
 
 
 
The cutest picture of a ... what is that thing?
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(474)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It is officially illegal to remove bricks or stones from the Great Wall, to drive vehicles along it, to hold all-night rave parties on it, or build houses right up against it
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(17)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
The Japanese are inadvertently funding the North Korean nuclear weapons program by playing pinball
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most amazing carved crayons you'll see today. People with too much time on their hands trifecta almost complete
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(27)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Boy throws egg at SUV and is promptly shot and killed. Todays lesson: don't commit minor acts of random violence on those capable of major ones
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(286)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Germans upset about Nazi-era law still on books that authorizes chimney sweeps do regular chimney checkups - by force if necessary
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(86)
 
(Say Hello to My Little Friend)
 
 
 
Pics and video of massive air-powered spud cannon
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(60)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Emergency call center worker, who was fired after using the police computers to check out potential girlfriends, plans to fight his dismissal with the "everybody does it" defense
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(42)
 
(steve mcqueen)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sneaky guy
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(42)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
"UK pastor behind worldwide shark smuggling racket." In other news, there is a worldwide shark smuggling racket
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's mushroom cloud rising above a fireworks factory brought to you by Sussex, England. (with video)
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Death toll from Philippines typhoon could top 1,000. If this had been in NYC you would've heard all about it already, especially because typhoons don't hit the East Coast
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(61)
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig wants a gay love scene in the next Bond movie. And he's willing to do full frontal nudity for it
source: breakingnews.iol.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(617)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vector 'Pong' game - Cool
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(120)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sacramento almond robbery case solved. Rightful owners glad to have their nuts back
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(28)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
In retrospect, mortgage company's practice of providing kegs of beer at business meetings may have contributed to its loan officers playing fast and loose with the rules
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(41)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Straw goat that symbolizes Christmas in Sweden has been torched 22 times in 40 years, so this year is built from flame-retardant straw. "Not even napalm can set fire to the goat now," official asserts
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five gifts that will make your kids rich
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Michigan House kicks men in the balls again, passes bill making it illegal to break up with a pregnant woman
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(861)
 
(Herald-Sun)
 
 
 
NC govt debating to lift a "blue law" banning hunting on Sundays
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(88)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Augusto Pinochet has suffered a heart attack serious enough that he's been given last rites. Get your "the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play cards on Pinochet's snout" headlines ready
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(85)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Altering haircut could get principal in hot water
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man strangles Burger King employee manager with bow tie. Tucker Carlson unavailable for comment
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(48)
 
(Uncyclopedia)
 
 
 
List of weapons that don't exist, but should
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(93)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Having little else to report on, Chicago Sun-Times offers tips on getting best table at fine restaurants during holidays
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(25)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
X-rated 'pornaments' are raising a few eyebrows in everybody's favorite state
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
327 oil and gas leases issued by the Bush administration are now just another part of "BFE" after judge rules that nobody can build roads to the sites
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(158)
 
(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
Tractor-Trailer carrying pallets of peanut butter and jelly wrecks and gums up entire interstate. Mmmmmmm.....peanut butter
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(28)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
"God Hates Fags" funeral protest twarted by an act of God. Not quite the smiting we were hoping for, but we'll take it
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(209)
 
(News Of The World)
 
 
 
Man base jumps off the London Eye. With video
source: newsoftheworld.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest cure for erectile dysfunction involves patients getting a transfer from a guy who packs more in his genes
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hungry polar bear and his snack
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conservative media site claims Bush will seek funding of orbital missile satellites, because the only way to be sure is from orbit
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Egyptian government plans to bulldoze entire village located atop pharaonic tombs because town's residents have been plundering them for years. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
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(43)
 
(Some heathen)
 
 
 
Send your atheist friend an "I Told You So" card after the Rapture
source: postrapturepost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(496)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British National Health Service to offer taxpayer-funded dance classes to fight obesity. Now spend the day trying to get what that's gonna look like out of your mind. You're welcome
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saudis arrest 139 'sleeper cell' suspects
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this juggler
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(45)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Last cockfighting school in America is closing
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(86)
 
(The Atmore Advance)
 
 
 
Don't trust your truck. Stephen King mumbles something about jogging
source: atmoreadvance.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 


Sat December 02, 2006
(LAPD)
 
 
 
Gang Map of L.A.-so you can know if your mess'n wid Krazy Ass Mexican or Mara Salva Trusha
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(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some pretty nice sand sculptures here
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rat kings are mythological beasts said to arise when a number of rats become intertwined at the tails, and additionally stuck to each other with blood, dirt, and excrement
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(115)
 
(Some Censorship Guy)
 
 
 
Songs banned by the BBC -- for whatever reason
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(149)
 
(Rocky Mtn. News)
 
 
 
Foster parents lock their 6 kids in basement at night, didn't want them to attend Hogwarts
source: rockymountainnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Man says he molested two young girls because his wife played too much bingo
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(The Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Dog saves family from fire. Family rewards dog by putting him up for adoption. Dog would have preferred a snausage
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Na na na na na na na na naaa
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zombie Castro fails to make an appearance at a military parade marking the 50th anniversary of the date that he and his rebels landed in Cuba
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(30)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Bill, bill, junk, pot, junk, bill, bill, big box of pot, bill, letter from mom
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some early Disneyland photos, including cool air-hockey ride that was a lawsuit waiting to happen
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(61)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Iraq residents advised to flee the country and apply for citizenship in Canada. "I don't want to hear about how you get here, but if you do, your chances of getting in are virtually 100 per cent," says immigration lawyer
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(110)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Baby spas booming, warm spaghetti massages and chakra alignments no longer just for adults
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The five most common diet mistakes
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(american daily.com)
 
 
 
Feds bust six illegal aliens with airport security badges. Oh sure, they just looked like they were drywallers speaking Spanish, as soon as you turn your back, it's fiesta, then siesta
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(30)
 
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Polar Bear swim cancelled due to cold weather
source: winnipegsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cramming food down your throat less pleasant than enjoying your meal
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Slow news day - does Head On work? Slow news day - does Head On work? Slow news day - does Head On work?
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(65)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Cruises designed for geeks. Who wouldn't want to spend their time in the Carribean listening to a lecture in a "crowded, windowless conference room?"
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Turn it up)
 
 
 
Microsoft has chosen the default startup sound for Vista. AudioEdit those sounds that didn't make the final cut
source: theinquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctors are being sent back to class to learn how to write legibly
source: archives.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Radio host Jerry Klein staged a hoax on the air and suggested that all Muslims in the United States should be identified with a crescent-shape tattoo or a distinctive arm band. Many xenophobes called in and actually agreed with his statement
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(572)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Mail still being sent to the World Trade Center 5 years later
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peeper
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(44)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
British ambulance drivers take patient 200 miles in the wrong direction thanks to faulty sat nav, poor navigational skills and socialised medicine (just thought I'd get that one in before the freepers)
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC News brings you the one headline you were hoping never to see: The truth about elderly sex -- and the consequences
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sudden shock of cellphone's ringtone stops girl's heart. Can you hear me -- ow?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Teacher foud smashing his laptop with a hammer in a futile attempt to destroy his kiddie porn collection. Forgot about the other computer and CDs in the house
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(90)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Homeless man tries to burn down Greek restaurant because they didn't give him handouts. Bonus: he was naked. Don't step in the Ouzo
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(25)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Torching a crack house can now be considered "self-defense"
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(48)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
USPS employees can't outgrow their stereotype, continue to solve issues with their supervisors with handguns
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(62)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How well do you know "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"? Take this quiz and find out
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Reverend Fred Phelps shut out of sacred Indian burial ground
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(311)
 
(Sun-Herald)
 
 
 
Woman appeals for return of stolen lawn jockey, refuses to pay million-dollar ransom demanded by gnomenappers. "I don't care where they put him," she appeals to thieves. "Just put him somewhere on the lawn" (pic)
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(31)
 
(The State.com)
 
 
 
The $25 Piggly Wiggly gift card your employer gave you is now taxable income. Happy Holidays
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ladies working on their instruments
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(40)
 
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Motivational video game posters. Now with extra sarcasm
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where's your Great Pumpkin now?
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(30)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
One of the best buzkashi players in Afghanistan - the game where two teams on horseback essentially play rugby with the carcass of a beheaded, disembowelled goat - is this insane Scotsman
source: thescotsman.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
10 ten bad things that are good for you
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Congressional leaders who endorse giving oaths of office using a Bible are offended when Muslim congressman requests to use a Quran instead
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(639)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
11 people struck by lightning outside of St George. Government claims that it was freak weather, but we all know that Blue Dragons live in that part of Australia
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(47)
 
(News-Leader)
 
 
 
Neighbors come to the rescue after girl gets her tongue stuck to a steel light pole. No word on whether the proper dare protocol was followed beforehand
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coolest PC Mods
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(96)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the man with the worst judgement in Britain. Oh hell, the world. He pulled out of the lottery group at work hours before they hit the jackpot, saying he could spend the £1.50 a week in better ways
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(DallasCowboys.com)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens is simply misunderstood
source: dallascowboys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Asteroid big enough to wipe out mankind is overdue and could strike at any moment." Here comes the media fearmongering
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Five pilot whales take a wrong turn, end up stranded on land. Life can sure be a beach sometimes
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
'Physics for Superheroes': geek-check for the rest of us
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boy loses his leg in a shark attack. You submitted this with an ASCII headline. Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(45)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: crack den blight. New hotness: stalled subdivision blight
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There is simply nothing to be learned from reality TV at all"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Craigslist)
 
 
 
Role-Players seek Scottish midget for D&D sessions
source: palmsprings.craigslist.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
People with lexical-gustatory synaesthesia associate tastes for words: "mountain" might taste like bacon, while "gramophone" would have hints of chocolate
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(52)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
FBI begins new of electronic surveillance: remotely activating a cell phone's microphone and using it to eavesdrop on conversations. You may now tighten your tinfoil hats
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
When government services are lacking, the private sector usually jumps in to help the consumer; like this journalist, who was able to obtain over 20 valid passports from various EU countries
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, insult their religion by holding pig races at your shared property line
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(321)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 favorite controversial religious movies
source: progressiveu.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Romero)
 
 
 
Airlines sometimes sell more seats than they have, in a practice called "overbooking"
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(St. Paul Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Annual fruitcake toss held in Wisconsin, despite growing resistance from the pro-fruitcake camp. In other news, there's a pro-fruitcake camp
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Malaysia's 'Snake King' dies of cobra bite. The throne just came open
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Physicist)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite quadriplegic, Dr. Stephen Hawking, explains why man should colonize other solar systems. Here comes the science
source: earthtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Fortune.com)
 
 
 
Today's article about how the US economy is toast is brought to you by Fortune magazine
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(journal.com)
 
 
 
Residents near O'Hare Airport will be getting new windows in their homes free of charge to keep noise from aircraft out of the homes, and keep noise from whiny people biatching about the airplane noise in their homes
source: journal-topics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Submitter was bored, had some free time, bread, and a webcam with a motion detector
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(89)
 
(Cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Remember that video clip last year of a computerized chistmas light display set to music? Well, he is doing it again this year...for $15 a car load
source: news.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trace any IP address and see a satellite picture of its location
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy shopper
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(56)
 


Fri December 01, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
Experts reconstruct Da Vinci's fingerprint, now using ancient xerox machine to reconstruct his ass print
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jeeves who? Here's a search engine that's you would so totally hit
source: msdewey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(439)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Seventy things you didn't know about James Bond
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
TV show produced by police dept shows white officers making two black men rap to avoid a littering ticket. Mayor unimpressed, NBC in negotiations
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(106)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Tests show that widow of nuked Russian spy has a certain glow about her these days
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Supreme Court assists Juneau School Board in continuing pissing match with "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" student, four years after he's graduated
source: localnewsleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Chris Rock is the black Nostradamus, predicted OJ's book title in 1997
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen accused of nude drive-thru ordering. It's a guy, so he'll probably do time
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Elderly couple, their hands clasped, died within hours of each other. Excuse me, I have something in my eye
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Pyramid's blocks might have been poured in-place like concrete, according to a Franco-American study. How the hell the Spaghetti-O's people figured that out is anyone's guess
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How well do you know "A Charlie Brown Christmas"? Take this quiz and find out
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you had the power, which annoying behavior would you outlaw?
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(616)
 
(OR. Pot Head)
 
 
 
Crashing a high school birthday party, even if you are handing out beer and weed, isn't a good idea. Regardless of how good of an English teacher you might be
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
What do drinking, science and bacon have in common? Bacon-infused vodka
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best Buy testing mobile phone-only stores. The rest of the world shocked to learn Best Buy sold anything other than extended warranties
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(130)
 
(QCTimes.com)
 
 
 
Davenport, IA unveils three-pronged winter weather contingency plan: 1) Salt, 2) Snowplows and 3) Elvis impersonators
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Erik Estrada is going to be a better reserve Muncie police officer than is LaToya Jackson. Well duh
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(WSOC)
 
 
 
North Carolina law going into effect today makes drunk mowing a crime
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(AP)
 
 
 
TSA official -- trying to calm privacy fears about new airport scanners that penetrates clothing -- reveals she's a D-cup who likes granny panties and the "landing strip" look
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New TSA program: Pay $100 and jump to the head of the security line. Feel safer yet?
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(127)
 
(SI.Com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these flat and not-so-flat objects
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(68)
 
(Some Bureaucrat)
 
 
 
Congress is considering legislation that would make it illegal to record music from digital radios and transfer those songs to MP3 players. How they will enforce these new laws is anyone's guess
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(99)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mudslides in the Phillipines kill hundreds. Kahlua wanted for questioning
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(AP)
 
 
 
NC high school to be comprised totally of mobile classrooms. New classes include reading, writing, and identifying the sound of an approaching train
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
What's in your frozen food aisle? Food inspectors find more and more smoked rodent, beefy armadillos and iguana meat specials in local markets
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Mayor found guilty of rigging election with offers of free pork rinds. Why yes, it was the mayor of Appalachia. Good guess
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Xavante Amazon Indians selling ringtones of traditional chants to cellphone users. Now available: "The Hunt Song," "The Healing Dance" and "Those Gullible Westerners Will Buy Anything"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hotel in southern England evacuated for radiation testing. Don't mention the war
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Mechanic crashes $500K Porsche into telephone pole, says, "I kept it under 30 mph." This farker, for one, believes this BS entirely
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hacker breaks into high-tech, highly secure, NASA computers. Is he: A) Building his own rocket? B) Putting laser beams on sharks? Or C) Starting a chat room?
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Online dating gaining popularity among... giraffes?
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
If a condom breaks during sex and you decide not to tell the girl, it's probably a bad idea to ask for advice about it in an online forum that she reads
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(6abc.com)
 
 
 
Home Depot "makes amends" for letting workers scoop up all the Black Friday TV bargains before the store officially opened
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. madame gave her whores monthly newsletters filled with tips like how to "perform" when it's that time of the month and what to do when a John wants to do a little videotaping
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(CourtTV)
 
 
 
Man actually looking FORWARD to PMITA prison
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This just in: Cancer avoids stinky people. In related news, network admins will live forever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian officials confirm that a "flying apparatus" (aka UFO) has crashed in Siberia
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(113)
 
(The Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Ex-CIA employee guilty of massive panty theft
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You've seen those seasonal lists of the 10 best toys of the year? Here's the 10 worst. Could come in handy if you have to buy for someone's kid who you don't like
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Although it's generally a good idea to keep your promises, if your wife shoots you six times and you promise not to press charges if she calls 911, you should make an exception
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Study finds that pigs get bored. Still no cure for cancer. Public hopes bored pigs will resort to eating, choose bacon, create hyperbacon
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert agrees to hang around BBQ restaurant for $50,000
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(WLTX.com)
 
 
 
Man wanted to sell $250,000 in cocaine at Waffle House, but ended up scattered, smothered, and undercovered
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
If you wish to be starved to death and stuffed in a futon while your buddies beat drums and sing, then apparently Japan has a new religion for you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Grandma busted with 214 pounds of pot. Fark: She was dealing to support her bingo habit
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(Some Baker)
 
 
 
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it, and pat it, and mark it with a "B," and get thrown in a Zimbabwe jail for four months because you illegally jacked the price of bread and your government is mad
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(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
You're a 12-year-old girl, angry about doing chores. Do you: A) Complain and do your chores anyway? B) Request an allowance? C) Set your mother's bed on fire and fake your own abduction?
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(Some Frankenstein)
 
 
 
If you're secretly creating unsafe artificial lifeforms in your mom's basement, the Lifeboat Foundation would like to speak to you
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man who stole Theodore Roosevelt's gun (valued at $500,000), faces whopping 90 days in jail and $500 fine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Man falls ill inside hospital. News: Nobody would help him because he was already discharged from the hospital. Fark.com: He was told to dial 911 to get an ambulance to collect him and take him round to accident and emergency
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(Slate)
 
 
 
George Michael imprisoned as enemy combatant
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Turns out you can't be both Biblical and brutal. Who knew? The Christian video game continues to piss off just about everyone
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(heraldonline)
 
 
 
Normally, hearing that a police officer tasered an 11-year-old kid in a school fight is considered overkill. Until you discover the 11-year-old weighs more than 200 pounds (last story)
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(wtkr.com)
 
 
 
Shipping container becomes "chip-wrecked" in the Graveyard of the Atlantic
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(M.E.N)
 
 
 
It's December 1, so it's time for the annual "banning of Christmas in case it offends Muslims" story. Difficulty: This year both Muslims and Christians agree it's stupid
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's "Man calls cops after copious amount of drugs stolen" story brought to you by Suffolk County, NY
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meh: Man breaks up with girl. Hmmm: Does it via text message. Fark: He's the prime minister of Finland
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Faith-based prisoner program being challenged, and not because they could hide a rock hammer in a Bible
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
1600-year-old coffin unearthed in London. Headless android body, tattered yellow uniform discovered inside
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(Some Party Guy)
 
 
 
Reminder: D.C.-area Fark Party tonight. LGT directions to venue
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman finds ceilingcat-human hybrid living above her home. The Sun is there
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Women's Studies, African-American Studies. New hotness: "Fat Studies"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pile drivers annoying students during final exams. Suplexes only mildly irritating
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: Get caught cheating on a take home exam. Fark: It was an ethics exam. Obvious: The cheaters are journalism students
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNET's James Kim and family missing -- have you seen them?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gibraltar: Let's have a constitution. Spain: For the last time, you aren't a real country. Don't make me come down there
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In an attempt to win back the Muslim vote, Pope Spanish Inquisition XVI prays at Turkish mosque, calls jihad on Western world
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(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
"Weather shift likely to shiver timbers"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
German shops have destroyed miniature wooden Santa Claus figures after complaints that they were giving the Hitler salute. Heil Santa
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Sometimes, finding a strange woman naked in your bed isn't a good thing
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(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Prudes at Maine Department of Liquor Enforcement ban sale of Santa's Butt Winter Porter because its label is "undignified or improper." Why can't we just enjoy a fine holiday ale without going to court first?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Teen receives doll from school as part of project on responsible parenting, promptly crashes car into a guard rail the first time she hears it cry
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this muddy soldier
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
It's the same old song: Four Tops blame cancelled gig due to entering wrong data in GPS system
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(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Star Tribune editorial writer caught plagiarizing New Yorker articles. Pretentious tone and elitist dry wit were dead giveaways
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
News Corp. plans to open MySpace to Chinese residents. Be very afraid, but you've got crappy music and a potential one billion pages that look like someone vomited HTML to keep you entertained while you do
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise above $63 a barrel on news that oil prices rose above $62 a barrel
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(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
You don't have to worry about whether your company is tracking your email anymore. They have to now
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(Time)
 
 
 
The hidden danger of seat belts. Up for next week: Organic sustainable food can kill you too
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Preteen daters more likely to start smoking. Hey, they have to do something after all that sex they're having
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Guy in Britain has middle finger sliced off, calls 911, is told to get his own sorry ass to hospital as they can't spare an ambulance. With photo of him showing off his injury in case anyone in the NHS wants an update on his condition
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kraft exec who says "We think customers understand that it isn't made from avocado" must have balls the size of avocados
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Just another day for the Uniontown, Pa. police: Tasering a python after it wrapped itself around man while he was feeding it a rat. "The snake was on his arm and was eating his hand"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sex survey finds two-thirds of Britons think Italian pasta sauce Arrabiata is an STD, and more than half don't think overpowering body odor is a sexual turnoff
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(KSAT)
 
 
 
Today's "rabid bat crawling up a woman's leg in a movie theater" story brought to you by Uvalde, Texas
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(25)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Illegally immigrating on a floating Buick. New hotness: Illegally immigrating on a jetski
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Abortion drug RU-486 prevents breast cancer in mice. Mice get abortions?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who died from sex with a horse? Well, it's such a moving and inspirational story that a movie has been made about him
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(147)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Less than a month to go before Christmas, and here come the stories about bowdlerized school concerts. Took a little longer than usual this year
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(57)
 
(kauz.com)
 
 
 
It's a major winter storm, so you know what that means: News crews staking out the really slick-ass roads around town. And here's our first caught-on-tape crash, straight from Texas (w/video)
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(140)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tired of turkey, man arrested after stuffing his wife in the oven. He either has a big oven or a small wife
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(55)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
First professional darts player fails drug test, obviously not a blood alcohol test
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Fark lunchboxes and school gear. Link goes to inspiration
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(68)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Twenty-million Brits say they have had an orgasm in the past 24 hours and people in Lond -- OOOHHHH GAAWWWDD... yeah... uh, sorry, guv'nor
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Thu November 30, 2006
(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Homeland Security has been rating travelers on terrorism attributes. DEFINITELY WILL BLOW SHIAT UP. WILL DO IT SOON A+++++++++++++++++++++++
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man creates website listing government informants, snitches and rats. Who could possibly object to this?
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old blind woman is in ur bowling alley kicking ur ass
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student tries to auction off two percent of future income until age 65 on Ebay to pay for college. FeeBay cancels listing for violating charity rules, but you just know they kept his listing fees
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(47)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
More moms are staying home with kids. Feminists upset they've screwed men for years for no reason
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(291)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ten great brewery tours
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(157)
 
(NBC 10 WJAR)
 
 
 
Detroit woman injects 12-year-old nephew with 50 grams of heroin while he eats spaghetti. With pic of perfectly normal-looking woman. Really
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(159)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Man in Afghanistan is disemboweled, torn limb from limb with motorbikes, then his remains are put on display as a warning to others against defying Taliban orders to stop educating girls. Welcome back guys
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(561)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not news: Robber flees.... News: ...into police headquarters.... Fark: ...during a dedication ceremony with lots of cops
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(19)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Federal Election Commission encourages politicians and contributors to report their own violations of campaign finance law
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(25)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Girl wins a $28,000 red Chevrolet Colorado crew cab with an MP3 player for having near perfect school attendance
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(156)
 
(Champaign News-Gazette)
 
 
 
Driving + drunk + killing = vehicular manslaughter. Driving + downloading cellphone ringtones + killing = improper lane usage. WTF?
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(194)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Homeland Insecurity Department now warns of an al-Qaeda attack on Wall Street and your banking
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(93)
 
(Some Weather Swoosh)
 
 
 
Nike tests weather-control machine
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
United and American Airlines cancel more than 700 flights tomorrow due to snow in the Chicago area
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(66)
 
(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
Today's "inmate who pretended to be someone else and walked out of jail" story brought to you by Norfolk, VA
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(39)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Inventor sinks more than $100,000 into development of $380 pogo stick that allows one to jump more than eight feet vertically. Now, will anyone buy one?
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(150)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Ohio man poised to break state drunk-driving record. Here's to you, Mr. "I Bought Another Beer With My Cab Fare"
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Finally, definitive proof that everything the Bible says about Noah is true: Ancient tsunami destroyed Mediterranean cultures. And it could come back EVERYBODY PANIC
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(658)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Violent elevator muggings haunt Spanish Harlem. All other muggings apparently have no effect on community whatsoever
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(33)
 
(Craig's List)
 
 
 
If you are going to sell Hummer wheels and tires cheap online, you may not want to include the pic of yourself with the crack pipe. Of course with pic goodness
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(93)
 
(JS)
 
 
 
Beer-guzzling vandals topple more than 50 gravestones in Peoria. Fark is there. Intrepid Journal-Star reporter Leslie Fark, to be precise
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(43)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wheelie
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Really lousy way to meet your maker, No. 32. It's better than No. 31 (eaten by wolves), but worse than No. 33 (sucked into a jet engine)
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(97)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman who invented Haagen-Daas (aka crack for depressed single women) dies at age 90
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oil hits two month high on news that Britney has been skanking it up with Paris and Lindsay
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kirk Kerkorian selling 14 million GM shares. In case you think you read this last week, well, you're reading it again today and it's not a repeat
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(44)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Record-high DJIA? Check. Historically low (and decreasing) unemployment? Check. Wages outpacing inflation? Check. Expanding GDP? Check. BusinessWeek saying the economy is in the crapper? Check
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amsterdam not worried that their closing of a third of the 350 prostitution windows in the Red Light District will hurt tourism because the city has much more to ofter, like angry horny men who came to see some naked broads (SFW)
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(99)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Souped-up golf carts becoming popular alternatives to cars in Arizona and are sold with options including GPS, DVD players, air-conditioning and car seats for kids
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(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
Town solves separation of church and state problem by erecting creche sans Baby Jesus
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(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British socialized medicine system advises people who think they are dying of radiation poisoning after flying on British Airways planes not to tie up their phone lines unless their hair is falling out and they've turned orange
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
The good news is, police found the stolen rocket car. The bad news is, they found it in a paint and body shop, in pieces. Strangely, the owner of said body show is nowhere to be found
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Got Milk ads to be accompanied by artificial scent of fresh-baked cookies at bus stops. 16 year-old rider says, "It's going to smell like cookies and bums."
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(55)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Recording of the 9-1-1 call where the guy called in to report an alligator with a crackhead in his mouth. Quite possibly one of the funniest 911 calls ever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists find frequent prayer can lead to neurological disorder
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(86)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Confused pope visits mosque
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(47)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Not content with sleeping on your couch or setting your house on fire, Comcast completes the trifecta by blowing up a customer's house, killing two people and injuring more, and setting the surrounding neighborhood ablaze
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Commander Frank Bainimarama has warned he will overthrow the government on Friday, unless that is inconvenient. Fijian revolutionaries are sooo polite
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack declares Democratic nomination bid for president. Initial polls show him running behind Dick Phallus, but ahead of Harry Scrotalsac
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(74)
 
(WHAM)
 
 
 
Return of soldiers' remains from Iraq apparently becoming so common they're now being mixed in with the regular luggage
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
First it was better body armor, now troops in Iraq are requesting Silly String, for not-so-silly reason
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official: Outsourcing is good for the economy. India's economy, that is
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Practicing law without a license. Not paying child support. Suing his own son. Yup, it's a Kennedy
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(55)
 
(klastv)
 
 
 
Want auto-repair companies to be honest and actually do the work they charge for? Just send in the undercover news car outfitted with hidden cameras. Attorney General's "Bureau of Consumer Protection" lawsuitilarity ensues. With video
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(105)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Today's St. Andrew's Day and for once it's not shiate being Scottish
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(103)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Company fires man for failing a nicotine test
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(374)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What once great websites are now the "Dead Malls" of the Internet, featuring only a GNC, a rundown Kaybee Toys and one of those Calendar Kiosks, plus a bunch of losers and kids vandalizing everything else?
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(WKRC)
 
 
 
Illegal immigration might be leading to more people joining the KKK. Or a bunch of attention whores could be exaggerating. Either way
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(WAPT)
 
 
 
"I think this tape was a mistake committed by my client." says attorney before invoking the "Aw, c'mon" defense (with video goodness)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman, who covered her belly after a member of the religion of peace starting shooting at a Seattle Jewish center last summer, gives birth to a boy
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Thirty one percent of respondants don't have time to take their socks off before they get their rocks off
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(98)
 
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Drug dealer tries to hide his pot by throwing it in the car in front of the cops. For some reason, that didn't work
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(Breitbart)
 
 
 
Stingray strikes fisherman in the chest. So what came first, the stingrays attacking people, or people paying way too much attention to stingrays and getting stinged?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Parents sue and win to allow community panel to pick players for girl's HS basketball team. None of their girls get picked for team. Team loses. Guess who still ain't happy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One in 32 American adults in jail, on probation or on parole. Honestly, isn't a population with only three percent of criminals doing pretty good?
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(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Float in Christmas parade features man covered in fake blood portraying Jesus on the cross. Who could possibly have problem with this?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Discovery of 70,000-year-old cave carvings of an ancient snake god pushes back the invention of religion at least 30,000 years. Scientitsts also found a discarded steel bra, a rusted broadsword and the answer to the Riddle of Steel at the site
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
House of man whose hobby was tracking neighbors with surveillance cameras and blaring music from speakers on the roof burns in what is believed to be the least accidental accidental fire ever
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British researcher claims four people were scared to death by fairies. Lance Bass unavailable for comment
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas City area weathermen backtrack from predictions of a foot of snow, say that it'll snow from 1 inch to 3 inches. Kansans to still drive like morons though
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AP reports story about Shiite massacre that might not have happened. Military asks AP to prove or retract the story; AP tells military to STFU. That'll help
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
US unveils new citizenship test questions. Sample question: "Finish this sentence: 'Save the cheerleader, save the _____.'"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New gov't reports finds that the gov't is shafting themselves when it comes to private medical insurance payments. And the gov't is usually so fiscally responsible, it's just mind-boggling that this could happen
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(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
After countless hours of debate and thousands of dollars in legal fees spent over whether public school should have large portait of Jesus in the entrace, police baffled as to motive of thief who took painting, ending controversy
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Researchers may have found Lou Gehrig's trigger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Over 800 customer reviews for a gallon of milk on Amazon.com
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imams respond to their brethren being kicked off a flight in a mature fashion by staging a loud "pray in" at Reagan International. This can only end well
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Know how high gas prices were supposed to force Americans to drive less? Well for the first time in a quarter-century, they did
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"American opposes pilots on China flights." Well, who's going to fly the planes then?
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(29)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Graffiti in a high school bathroom is enough to make the police come to the school. Apparently trying to discover who's broken hearted after paying a dime
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you receive parking ticket, should you; A: Pay it and shut up? B: Hire a lawyer to contest for you? or C: Punch out hearing officer in court?
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(33)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Shamu attacks his trainer at Sea World. In other news, people seem surprised that a killer whale would do this
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(124)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis. We're very serious." And this is coming from a German, so believe it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's prominent critic of the Russian government and former Prime Minister rushed to hospital is Yegor Gaidar. Preliminary symptoms indicate poisoning or drinking Coors
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Meet my son, GoldenPalace.com
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(52)
 
(Some Aggie)
 
 
 
Girl who hit a guy upside his head with a beer glass for commenting on her rack will now have fellow inmates talking about it in the showers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Denmark's Council for Animal Ethics said there was no need to ban sex with animals unless it took place in pornographic films or sex shows. Your dog just wants to be friends
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Long Island responds to NYC's Rockefeller Center Christmas tree by lighting up the Big Duck. Quack, quack
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French consider adding wine appreciation to children's school curriculum. Will join mandatory classes on superciliousness and surrendering
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Gynecologist discusses public health danger of pantyless skank starlets' snail trails. "Scary" and "Obvious" busy fighting, so "Sick" takes over
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We've reached a comfortable crusing altitude of 20,000 feet. I'd like to remind you this is a no-bathroom flight. Feel free to smoke, however. Enjoy your flight."
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(newsobserver.com)
 
 
 
If you are busted for hazing your poor neophytes, please refrain from stealing all the newspapers in an effort to conceal your public shame
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(Some Military supporter)
 
 
 
Let 'em know you appreciate them. Only 2 weeks left to send members of the military "wish list" items for the holidays. LGT wish list
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
258 Total Human Infections from bird flu. Does this mean we wasted a perfectly good EVERYBODY PANIC?
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(35)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
War on Christmas(r) moves overseas as St. Nicholas gets expelled from Vienna kindergartens
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(107)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If tricked into eating dogfood by coworkers, is it considered (a) a harmless prank or (b) a racist act worthy of a $2.7M lawsuit? If you are reading this on fark, no doubt you can guess the correct answer
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
YouTube quickly replacing MySpace as the cyber home of idiots who post their crimes online for the police to see
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scots Alcohol habits apparently cause alarm. Pope seen wearing funny hat. Bear in woods looking for TP
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(25)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Borat making life difficult for real Kazakh TV news crews
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(103)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Japan says it could build a nuke, if it wanted to, but it doesn't yet. Also, Japan has a girlfriend in Niagara Falls. No, you don't know her
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(159)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of having child porn on computer pulls out the old "They were emailed to me. I don't even know this computer works. I'm old" defense
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA confirms December 7th for Shuttle launch. The Hawaiians will never even hear it coming
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DIY store apologises after playing a foul-mouthed song from South Park as part of its festive music
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(58)
 
(NewsChannel 5)
 
 
 
Owners of pocket dog that was drop-kicked by dumbtools settle $200,000 lawsuit. Now dumb and dumber get to face the state and see about PMITA prison
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Pensacola officials say you can rest easy. That ad in Craigslist for the "Free Little Boy" was just put there by his dad, who was mad at the time. He's not really giving him away
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
It's official: Seattle sees the wettest November in it's history. The Sun is not there
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Firms troubled by sick people in office, like that one intern that photocopied his pressed fruit bowl
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(93)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Romeroism goes global as Sky breaks the big news that British troops in Muslim countries have booze and porn sent to them from home disguised as non-Muslim-offending items
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these abandoned apartments
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man drives down highway with dead body of his wife strapped in the passenger seat. He must have really been desperate to use that carpool lane
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(32)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
The ancient Greek machine called the aintkythera mechanism has been re-created and explained
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Africa to Sally Struthers, "Stop sending food. Send more Slimfast."
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(London Times)
 
 
 
"Japanese railwaymen commit suicide if the train is late. Britons are at the opposite extreme, ready to accept any excuse."
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman gets pulled over, fails to give breath sample, dragged out of car, bites Cop and gets fined $900. All in a day's fun for a Judge's wife
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 hottest animated Disney women (pics) (mostly sfw)
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(357)
 
(Helena-Arkansas)
 
 
 
Arkansas woman suing timeshare real estate company feeling she had been swindled. Obvious tag has some undeveloped prime Florida real estate if she's interested
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(The State)
 
 
 
Berkeley hippies eat from the dumpster by choice, not necessity. "I'm not hungry, I do it because it's good food, it's free and it's conservation."
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman sentenced for mailing explosive condoms after deciding she was "tired of being mistreated by men." What a scumbag
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(42)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Illegal aliens kill more Americans every year than the Iraq war has killed in three
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(344)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 82: "No Place Like Home"
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(207)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Today's "Naked man on crack rescued from alligator" story brought to you by everyone's favourite state
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(39)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Former Catholic school principal pleads not guilty to misdemeanor charges of sexual imposition after kissing students' feet. It's not surprising it's a Roman Catholic, though, because all they ever think about is sects, sects, sects
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Classic Terry Tate, Office Linebacker... got that cover sheet on your TPS reports?
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PA town to require folks to own a gun: "To the man of the house, I don't believe your wife would appreciate it very much if you said, 'Sorry, honey, I'll wait until the police arrive and have them defend your life,' "
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Security crews conduct anti-hijacking exercise, storm a plane, tie up pilots and beat passengers without informing anyone that this was only a drill. Oh, how the hilarity is ensuing
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(42)
 
(WSB TV)
 
 
 
Man fatally stabbed to death after argument over who urinated on motel room door
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(43)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democrats hail end of "Rubber Stamp Republicans," herald beginning of "Lemme-At-That-Tax-Money Liberals"
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(465)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tower workmen
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Glue spill, glitter and kindergartners combine to create nightmarish arts & crafts project out of an Indiana highway
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Wed November 29, 2006
(Game Daily)
 
 
 
In-game advertising. Is it really that bad?
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(252)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
La Brokebaque Montagne: Quebec TV sketch featuring Bush and Harper has a certain je ne sais quoi - and whipped cream and a gay separatist, for added measure
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(114)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Inflatable artwork kills two women, artist arrested on manslaughter charges
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(134)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wot wot? Three British airliners test positive for element used to poison Russian spy. CherriNOOOoooOOOooo
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(72)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Man tries to burglarize live power substation of Edison's, has close encounter with Darwin instead
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(54)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Every year in Wisconsin, the number of unemployment claims doubles during deer hunting season
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope, accused of being a crusader, responds with a pledge to fight "violence in the name of God.". Ladies and Gentlement, Meet Pope Benedict XVI, the George Bush jr of Popes
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(190)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare dinosaur nest with eggs to be auctioned. InGen certain to be high bidders
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(52)
 
(New York Times)
 
 
 
Women should stop drinking and smoking, because they may be "pre-pregnant". Lose the shoes, too. Here's a nice oven
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(236)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Ontario government trying to bust up a rat milk ring... wait a what?
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(87)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Strip club owner goes to jail after insisting that naked women gyrating on police officers for money was not adult entertainment. I don't know what kind of childhood that man had, but I envy him
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(32)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover where healthiest wines in world are grown. Hint: it ain't the swill coming out of California and Oregon
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(109)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old boy becomes youngest bartender in Britain
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surveys with 15% margin of error report only 41% of New Orleans residents still live there after 80% of the city was flooded by the 100% worst-ever hurricane in the US
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(ABC)
 
 
 
After White House staff leaks a memo claiming Maliki is weak, Iraqi PM cancels on US's peace summit dinner, winter dance
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporter suffering from acute Romerosis announces that many workers call in sick more frequently over the holidays
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thumbelina, world smallest horse stands just over 17-inches tall. Your dog wants a horsey
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(69)
 
(Red vs Blue)
 
 
 
Remember the Colts TE that complained about how he was portrayed in the Madden 2007 ad? Turns out that particular ad was made by the Red vs Blue guys and they don't want a 252 lb. professional football player mad at them
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(64)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Maker of Spam tries to go upscale with ethnic and healthy meals. But it's not ditching the canned meat -- new flavors include Stinky French Garlic. Plus, of course, classic Spam flavors like cheap mortgages and discount Vi@gra
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran and Iraq reach mutual security agreement. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this
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(182)
 
(Some Legislator)
 
 
 
After having settled the origins of the hamburger, Texas Legislature introduces a bill to allow the legally blind to hunt with laser sighting devices
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giant three pound rats are invading the US, EVERYBODY PANIC. And guess which state
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(72)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
President Bush's daughters asked to leave U.S. embassy in Buenos Aires after running naked through their hotel. Like their father, the two reportedly declined the request to withdrawal from the foreign soil they're occupying
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(250)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
Carrot for the Cons: Roman Catholicism is the one true faith
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(122)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
Carrot for the Libs: Democrats have a "plan"
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Diego to ban Wal-Mart supercenters. The resistance has begun
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(257)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Radio show offers PS3 systems in exchange for children. Call-inalarity ensues
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(64)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
South Korea to slaughter cats and dogs to ward off flu, apparently trusting steaming bowls of dog and cat soup to keep them well
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(63)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Throw those nasal strips away, you can breathe easier by going to church
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(105)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Burglar uses rock and a can of yams to break into a drugstore
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Radiation found on 2 British Airway jets involved in spy probe
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(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Who will win this year's "Bad Sex in Fiction" literary award? Submitter has money riding on Mark Foley's page-turner
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(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bizarre Saharan formations
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(65)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Using your phone at a restaurant is now a good thing, Startup offers 'pay by text message'
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(24)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Boy who lost hair during chemotherapy for Leukemia selling ad space on forehead to raise money for other patients (with video)
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 25 best affordable U.S. suburbs. The Klopeks welcome you to the neighborhood
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(187)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man keeps tropical, poisonous fish as pet. What could possibly go wrong?
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(144)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"There are two theories about what happened to Dotson. One is that she met with foul play, the other is that she doesn't want to be found say police." Now that is top flight police work
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
La Jolla man who had "huge beer orgies" dies at 69. The Fark flag flies at half mast
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(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iranian president tells US people that US governs by coercion. Well, he should know about governing by coercion
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(323)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Vick fined $10,000 for Sunday's obscene gesture. In other news, submitter just spent $1.00 at the vending machine
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(89)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Everyone nods off on the job at least once. But only if you're a Nashville window cleaner 20 floors above the ground does it make Fark
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(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Man -- convicted of stabbing a person 80 times with a samurai sword before setting the apparently gender-neutral person's body on fire -- is awarded $1.00 after claiming he was arrested with excessive force
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four year old Power Ranger chases away robbers with plastic sword, mighty morphine
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Pakistan successfully test-fires medium-range nuclear-capable missile and nobody really gives a rat's ass. It's not like they ever tried to sell nuclear technology to rogue states
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(WSAZ)
 
 
 
FBI study says 80 percent of convicted criminals got their guns illegally or from an unregulated source, two-thirds of all murders were committed by firearms and three-quarters of all Fark flamewars are started by headlines like this
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(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Couple's Xbox 1 power cord catches fire -- three years ago -- and CBS Boston just now finds out. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Oklahoma couple celebrates 77th wedding anniversary. They say most days "we sit here and look at each other." Also wish for sweet hand of death to take them soon
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Nude pothole calendar" is all kinds of wrong, especially when you find out it's 11 men and only one woman modeling
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ford grinches Chrismas for 38,000. All they really wanted was a Red Ryder 200-Shot BB-gun with the compass in the stock
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to castrate Bush sentenced to time already served (seven months) and released after judge sees evidence that Halliburton already owns the body part in question
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that the most loyal patrons of its state-of-the-art library are the homeless
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iranian President Ahmaletterwritter plans to write a five-page missive to the American people. Topics expected to range from Israel's destruction to how to get your biatch back in the kitchen
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(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Witness stops bank robber with "my manliest bear hug and just squeezed the crap out of him"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Is that a tree branch in your sock, or are you just a cross-dressing heroin addict trying to rob me?
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man ready to sue to avoid upsetting goblins
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Some people wear a G-string underneath their pants. This guy wore the whole guitar
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(AmericaBlog)
 
 
 
White House leaks memo stating that Iraqi leader al-Maliki is "ignorant of what is going on" in Iraq
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 Baltimore MD soon after 11am
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"Parents warned PSP could hold porn" + "The manufactures make it that way on purpose" = DDDUUUHHH
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Here is your "woman caught in indecent act with a horse" story for today. No pics, no long-face joke
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(ABC)
 
 
 
National Institute on Media and the Family presents its annual list of video games to avoid, AKA the "aww, mom, everyone else is playing this one" list
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(LBEH)
 
 
 
Ernie's House of Whoopass presents Let's Bring 'Em Home -- raising money to fly troops home for Xmas. Contributions are tax-deductible
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Murder witness is repeatedly threatened and shot six times. Feds help him hide. What could possibly go wrong when he decides to go to Thanksgiving dinner in the old 'hood?
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawyer for NYPD cops who fired 50 bullets at unarmed men says his clients have no problem with telling their side of the story to a grand jury, as long as they get immunity from prosecution. Wait, what?
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
For 40 years, New Yorkers without fireplaces have been able to turn on the TV on Christmas and watch a Yule log burn. Somebody has decided that "take log, light it, repeat" is worthy of a documentary
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