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Sun November 12, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drive a magnetic ball through a magnetic world
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
2,000 twitchers descend on sleepy village to catch sight of rare bird. Villagers say 'Auk, no'
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Alton Brown thanksgiving special - why not go liquid nitrogen this year?
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(60)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
BRA AND ORDER: Japanese Companies Release Man Bra And Lingerie For Men. Finally, My Moobs Have Support AND I Feel Pretty.
 
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today's retirement planning tip brought to you by a study that finds number 13 is the number least likely to be drawn in the lottery
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(25)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Huge numbers of British women complain they are sex-starved because they spend too much time cleaning
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(64)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Reason # 9483 that Hollywood profits are down. They made Van Wilder 2. - - without Van Wilder
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Koreans develop non-combustible, non-polluting paper battery
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(87)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you try to rob jewelry store, make sure the owner doesn't have power to lock you inside
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these shoppers
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fareed Zakaria discussing Iraq: "This is not our chessboard"
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Newest sport: Urban sprinting. Bonus: Raising Arizona theme music (Some language not safe for work)
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(68)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After critical acclaim of Brokeback Mountain, Hollywood ready embrace another movie with homosexuals. Specifically, Beyonce and Eva Longoria as a lesbian couple in new movie "Tipping the Velvet." Blockbuster, baby
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(252)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Skydiver disrupts electricity in Keys after crashing into live power lines and lying tangled up in them on ground for fifteen minutes until crew arrives. That's gotta hurt
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(40)
 
(Radioactive Guy)
 
 
 
Israel used new type of tactical nuke bunker buster in Lebanon
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(587)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new cover for Drew's Fark book (DIT). Also voting is active, and this thread isn't really greenlit. It's trickery
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(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S.: Cuban dictator health is deteriorating. Zombie Castro : Mmmmm, brains.... braiiiinnnssss
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(98)
 
(WCPO)
 
 
 
While arguing with her son's father, this mother of the year throws the kid into oncoming traffic
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(151)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman kills husband by beating him with elephant statue. Where's your Ganesha now
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(57)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
City's street landscaping project results in lovely magnolias planted along white, rich end of avenue; scraggly shrubs planted on black, poor end. Planners wonder why anyone would complain
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(239)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phoshop these mirrored legs
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cletus threatens to go public with sex tapes: "Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating."
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(361)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Very cool pictures of the glasswing butterfly
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(39)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a world... where one man... voices all movie trailers...this is that man
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(184)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Today's illegal animal hoarder brought to you from Sullivan County NY. Cats, dogs, geese, donkeys, birds, a bobcat. Oh yeah, and she's the animal control officer
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Town passes lawn that half of all road signs must be female figures with skirts and ponytails. Boobies / Don't Boobies crosswalk signs expected to be a huge hit
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(103)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vampire leopard attacks German zookeeper
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The most dangerous road in the world
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(108)
 
(Dethroner)
 
 
 
Five delicious words: Chicken Fried Steak Ice Cream
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(72)
 
(CNNSI)
 
 
 
Differences between college football and the NFL. Or, why the NFL is a generic and stale piece of garbage compared to college football
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(136)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
United States' airlines break all-time record for the amount of luggage they lose. USA USA USA
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Asian elephant born at English zoo (with pic of fuggliness)
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(23)
 
(Indian Express)
 
 
 
Parents offer second daughter as a bonus 'spare' to the guy who married their first daughter giving new twist to "Buy one get one free"
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(62)
 
(wsbtv.com)
 
 
 
This week's "3 children found in apartment with cocaine, meth, marijuana, 200 used hypodermic needles, and a loaded gun" brought to you by POTY from Sandy Springs, GA. (pic & vid)
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(75)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Georgia community proudly displays the names of their veterans in courthouse. The names are divided into two lists. Whites and Colored. Tradition seems to trump common sense
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nevada Supreme Court upholds law banning lap dancing and requiring strippers to keep their distance from customers, pretty much invalidating the best part of Las Vegas
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(67)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two men take their long-running CB radio feud to WallyWorld parking lot, one gets pepper sprayed and one gets shot. If you guessed their 10-20 was Florida, that'd be a big 10-4, good buddy
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nifty collection of audio cassette images
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(98)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ex-Partridge David Cassidy to release a greatest hits album ... at age 60. Yells at groupies to get off his lawn
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sleep cycle
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(61)
 
(Mmm... 105 Lb Burgerrrrrr)
 
 
 
Thousands of children are starving to death in Japan, yet some folks feel compelled to create a world record 105 lb hamburger. With photos of the delicious monstrosity
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(121)
 
(Evening Star)
 
 
 
Couple finds giant paw prints in their garden (with pic)
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(81)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Judge gets in trouble for bringing loaded gun into courtroom and starting his session with "Locked and loaded"
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Guy mauled by shark off Maui. You submitted this with an ASCII headline
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(65)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Grey squirrel wanted in Britain for "crimes against songbirds." Thing's got balls
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Australian Council of Social Services is now giving teenage mothers their welfare money in installments, as too many mothers were using the lump sum to buy plasma TVs
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(74)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
The Houston-based landscaping company that made the news after refusing to work for gay customers lost $1000 of business due to their discriminatory policies. And picked up $40,000 more. 'Follow-up' trumps 'Sad'
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(386)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
California stops doing background checks on its prison guards because it costs too much money. Don't worry - pretty much the worst that could go wrong has already gone wrong
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Venice: "We're telling you, we don't want levees." Italy: "Die in a flood"
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(47)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Orleans get chance to dunk FEMA official in tank of water in fundraising event. Unfortunately, no floating balls of fire ants were involved
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(31)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Guy tells idiot teen not to swear in public, gets questioned for five hours on suspicion of assault. Probably be doing life if he told the little bastard to get off his lawn
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(64)
 


Sat November 11, 2006
(News & Star)
 
 
 
Firewalker heads back to the coals after 10-day hospital stay for scorched feet
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
20 "funniest" images
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(219)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
What do Magnum P.I., Hulk Hogan and Borat all have in common? They're in this slideshow of TV's Best Moustaches
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Mensa holiday gift guide
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top British cop wants to make burning flag a crime. Apparently, hippies are a growing problem across the pond also
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most beautifulest images in the world
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(107)
 
(kiplinger.com)
 
 
 
Ten job hunting myths
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airy gazebo
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman shot in the head six times and lives. Says she wants to "extract the bullets, live my life, and talk to Peter Weller's doctors"
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(66)
 
(Some ConfusedGuy)
 
 
 
Does she want you or does she just want to be friends? The Guidelines for Platonic Friendship
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(190)
 
(RINF)
 
 
 
Plans underway to microchip every baby born in U.S. and Europe. This story brought to you by $5.87 and Reynolds Wrap
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(98)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
At least 30 inmates on Death Row on Texas have MySpace pages. Current mood: condemned to die >:-(
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you deserve your high school diploma? Take this handy quiz
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(424)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American beers take home boucoup prizes in Swedish beer festival
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(73)
 
(allgoodarticles)
 
 
 
Flirting 101: 10 tips to make them drool. Submitters tip #11: Steak
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(139)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Slideshow of James Bond's best spy cars
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you have an old Playstation 1 sitting around, hook it up to your stereo- it is apparently one of the finest audio CD players ever made
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(248)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Professors are being targeted by students angry over failing grades in ever-increasing numbers. You submitted this with a more threatening headline
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sea cows more intelligent than previously believed. Oh, the shrewd manatee
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(59)
 
(9News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder if you can do like on TV....skip out on the restaurant tab and wash dishes instead? Yes you can, but the judge will make you wash the dishes in the prison kitchen. On Thanksgiving Day
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Orangutan chooses his baby's name by marking the name "Dumadi" with a paintbrush. Still no word on how "Apple," "Prince Michael II" or "Moxie Crimefighter" were picked
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(35)
 
(Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sam Walton meets Godwin when chain is busted for selling clothing with Nazi symbols. Lower Prices Uber Alles
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New brakes will cut your car's stopping distance in half. Better hope the guy behind you has them too
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(63)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Genius bombmaker manages to injure only himself in a blast at an A&W fast-food restaurant in Jakarta. In other news, there's an A&W in Indonesia
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(35)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
McDonald's to be healthier and cut out the fat content in their food -- only in Europe
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(66)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How Canadians keep warm. I got 10:1 says this guy can kick the living crap out of ya. Includes lick to cool video goodness
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(43)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
1-800-Goodbye
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it's still considered "inappropriate" (aka illegal) for a guy to crossdress and do himself in a public library. Lois Einhorn unavailable for comment beyond "This is why Duke sucks"
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman sends out message in a bottle, gets a response 30 years later from a man raised in her hometown
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elementary student threatened with psychiatric evaluation after visiting 9/11 websites
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(173)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
KIWI (if you don't shed at least one tear by the end of this you're a heartless machine)
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(241)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Prius-owning households average lower fuel economy than Civic/Corolla households
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(111)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
78-year old woman competes in the Ironman competition, swims into farmer's market
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(20)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Its Off With His Head: Vandals behead a George Washington statue at an N.Y. church and leave a $1 bill in its place (Video Included)
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(50)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
You've Gotta Admit -- It's a Better Name than "Wang Center"
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently Tuesday's election results were not understood by the Pentagon, as they prepare to re-deploy National Guard units to Iraq
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(108)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Prep school teacher fired for asking girls to try on swimsuits during gym class. Guess Victoria's Secret sleepware is definite no too
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man dies on hospital toilet, goes unnoticed for two days. Caitlin Bree unavailable for comment
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Pumpkin-headed deer becoming weaker, more distressed"
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(41)
 
(AHN)
 
 
 
National Phobics' Society reports four million people in Britain suffer from 'toilet phobia.' That's pretty crappy
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old guy without enough grass to run the kids off of
source: troisiemeoeil.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scottish restaurant unveils $5,000 pizza. Yeah, it's expensive, but it does come topped with gold shavings
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(73)
 
(WKYC.com)
 
 
 
Crime fighting chihuahua gets big promotion
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(27)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
The top 10 strangest gadgets found in the back of magazines. Laser comb listed
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Online college courses experience 'phenomenal' growth - especially among college men studying female anatomy
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(32)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
65% of Britons dunk their biscuits. The Sun, as you might expect, is there
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three highly intoxicated women get ticked off at one another and decide to pull into a parking lot to settle their differences. Only one problem: they pulled into one that was 75 yards away from police headquarters
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(20)
 
(Baltimore City Paper)
 
 
 
What are people in Baltimore scared of? Lots:" I'm frightened of waking up one morning to a fly wife, smart, well-adjusted kids, and a good-ass job. I don't want to be confined to a paint-by-numbers existence"
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(122)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Gymnastics instructor invents new move: The triple-splat. Unfortunately he was attempting a quad something or other
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
11th MONTH, 11th DAY, 11th HOUR
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(181)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're a nursing student, bear in mind that your medical training does not include breaking into your neighbors' house and stealing their prescription pills
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(19)
 
(WMTW.com)
 
 
 
Sheriff a-noid about pizza party at jail
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's controversial "Where the bloody hell are you" advertising campaign fails to increase tourism
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Islamic hip-hop artists accused of indoctrinating young against the West. You had us ready to kill at the phrase "Islamic hip-hop"
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(94)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Leader of Britain's Communist Party has become a multi-millionaire after inheriting a £20.5 million painting. I guess we will see how communist she is if she keeps the cash
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(157)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Jesus Camp is closing down. Closing down. Closing down
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(218)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Elementary school children forced to spend lunchtime with their noses to the wall and their names written on their backs. The real story is that there isn't a lawsuit pending
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(49)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Thai zoo to teach panda to mate by showing the male panda some porn videos. Extra large remote, for them big fingers, to be provided to fast forward the dialogue bits
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(50)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Navy parrot "retired" before Queen's visit as it had a vocabularly comparable to Prince Phillip's
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(20)
 
(Guardian Series)
 
 
 
People in UK freak out when bomb is found in doorway. Actualy it was a 22 rimfire round, but reporter writes article as if it was a backpack nuke. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(172)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A dead man has been blamed for hundreds of speeding offences in Australia in what police believe is a major fraud designed to help motorists avoid traffic fines
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(22)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Mars Global Surveyor has been out of contact with Earth for nearly a week, which means it must have found something and has been turned off
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bartender
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist says Rubik's Cubes are easy, getting laid astronomically more difficult
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest toothpick art you'll see today
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(66)
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Motel owner forces fugitive purse-snatcher to run down the street wearing only a bra and sweatpants
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(28)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If this isn't on the top 10 worst ways to get murdered list, it should be
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(167)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
From the you haven't thought your cunning plan through files: Man robs from remote island, forgets getaway boat
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hilton introduces new hand massage to relieve business travelers with "BlackBerry thumb." For $20 extra, Paris will even throw in a happy ending
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(28)
 
(Brandonsun.com)
 
 
 
Canadians consuming paper at an alarming rate despite access to computers, food
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(34)
 
(Times-Journal)
 
 
 
When relieving yourself in front of a restaurant, make sure to turn away so diners won't see. Also, be sure you aren't turning so a police officer can see
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Donor withdraws $20M over "insult." Will MonsterJobs soon list an opening for new university president?
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(75)
 


Fri November 10, 2006
(Some driver)
 
 
 
If you're going to crash into someone's house and then drive off, make sure you take your license plate with you
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(16)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
What's drunk with horns and scares the bejeesus out of Swedish kids? If you said, "Vikings", you're close
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(42)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
White burglar hits white homeowner with baseball bat, apologizes and says he was looking for a black man, is tackled by homeowner, burglar's black accomplice points gun at homeowner, burglars leave. That about sums it up
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(19)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Residents say local park is too dangerous because there's a street nearby
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chilean 'Spider Girl' gang arrested for climbing building to burgle luxury apartments. Fark: while pregnant
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Andy Griffith sues Andy Griffith. No word on who Matlock will represent
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(ABC12.com)
 
 
 
Today is the 31st anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, an event memorable for spawning one of the worst songs in history
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop "The Swing," by Jean-Honore Fragonard
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's last surviving WWI vet honored by Governor, tells Governor to get the hell off his lawn. And thanks to all who have served
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a stunning display of the professionalism we've come to expect, Ohio election officials put off counting final 18,000 votes in race separated by 3,000 votes - - so they can watch football
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6 p.m., a woman said she suspected someone had sabotaged her washing machine. A police investigation concluded that an imbalanced laundry load had caused the shaking. That's it
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit outsources Grand Marshal of Thanksgiving Parade to Sweden
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Would every police department that hasn't had a semi-automatic pistol, assault rifle and suppressed machine gun stolen out of a parked car please stand up? NOT SO FAST, ORANGE COUNTY
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(NBC11)
 
 
 
Firefighters save cat from lamppost. How does a cat climb a lamppost? It doesn't, the cat was inside the lamppost
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(Some paper)
 
 
 
Jack Palance, dead at 85. Or maybe 87
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Father of the Year takes kids to cool Nickelodeon hotel arcade; teaches value of work by having them sell fake tokens to guests
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
MP3 vibrator is called the "gPod" because "jii" is the Japanese word for masturbation. In the U.S., it means "Gee, I think we should sue the asses off those Japanese bastards for trademark infringement"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Upon learning that Rumsfeld was fired, Marine patrolling in Baghdad asks "Who is Rumsfeld?", proving that if you squander your education, you'll get stuck in Iraq
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
1918 Inverted Jenny, one of the rarest stamps in world, found affixed to envelope containing absentee ballot in Florida. Could be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ballot disqualified because it contained no identification
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas awards $450,000 to wrongfully convicted man who spent 18 yrs in prison. Works out to $25,000 per year or $5,000 per tossed salad
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Courtney Love to appear nude in magazine. Which was 13,845th on Farkers' "Wish List Of People We'd Like To See Naked"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird in flight
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(79)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Our tax dollars at work: Judge decides that a burrito is not a sandwich
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew's going to be in Kane, PA Nov 22nd, anyone for a Fark party somewhere in the vicinity?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Male friends decide to become strippers. News: They are disabled. Fark: They are called the Crippendales
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(82)
 
(Aussie News)
 
 
 
Abu Hamza al-Muhajer (D-Iraq), threatens to blow up White House
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(399)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
ACLU defends student whose newsletter gives men tips on how to deny women pleasure during sex
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(221)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda proclaims victory in Rumsfield's resignation. Proclamation of victory for Rutgers' win over Louisville expected later today
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Plane carrying Marshall Football Team experiences engine trouble on way to East Carolina U. Four days before the 36 anniversary of the crash that killed most of the football team on their way to East Carolina U
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When beating a suspect while arresting him, please remember a video of it may show up on YouTube
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Israel's deputy defense minister says that military strikes are possible to curtail Iran's nuclear program
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know you want a penguin that goes shopping for you
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(92)
 
(BS)
 
 
 
Penn and Teller's BS is soliciting photos and stories about why Florida sucks for an upcoming show. Post your own examples in the comment thread - voting enabled
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Problem: Shopkeepers aren't paying their taxes. Solution: Hire eunuchs, dress them in saris, and have them dance in front of the store until the embarrassed merchant pays up
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Worst police dog in the world
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"The CEO of the world's most venerable technology company faces the prospect of rubbing virtual shoulders with middle-aged men pretending to be teenage girls, deranged Big Brother contestants, and the ubiquitous giant furry penises"
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
"If it was up to the Democrats, we would still be living under Saddam's tyranny"
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Not News: Neighbors have a fence dispute. News: Dispute leads to a shooting. Oklahoma: Murder-Suidice. Fark: the shooter mowed his lawn before he committed suicide
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(47)
 
(WOAI)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Comcast, San Antonio energy crew takes a snooze while on the clock
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(34)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
If your license is suspended and your pockets are full of drugs, it's probably not the best time to speed through the police parking lot
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(15)
 
(Craigslist)
 
 
 
The Girls I Have Dated (text Not Safe For Work)
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(444)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top ten beer cities in the world. Portland, the only U.S. city listed, comes in at #8. * Subby opens a Widmer and smiles*
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(251)
 
(Poughkeepsie Urinal)
 
 
 
Today's story about an enraged naked man destroying a police cruiser with bat and knife brought to you by Poughkeepsie. Bonus: he's an elementary school teacher
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(59)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man gets into the Guinness World Records with an 87mph desk. With pic
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(43)
 
(MOS 2673, 0313)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Marines. Semper Fi
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(300)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man tries to run down bouncers with pickup after being thrown out of bar -- returns to pickup girlfriend and is promptly taken down by K-9 unit (with video)
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Three muggers attack 67 year-old man, are dismayed to discover that he's an ex-Army unarmed combat trainer and former boxing champion. Hilarity ensues
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This is your final reminder. Chicago Fark Party. Dark Horse Tap and Grill. This Saturday. 7pm DIT LGT Location
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Funniest fearmongering segment ever. Local news idiots describe the "hidden dangers" of the PSP. And yes, there are Nazis
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(179)
 
(Shropshire Star)
 
 
 
Britain is wide open to alien invasion. Residents of Horsell Common now looking nervous, Cardiff residents looking rather smug
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Not News: Thieves take off with bait car. News: Police attempt to track bait car. Florida: Crooks get away with bait car. Fark: Again
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(53)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Student leaders at a California college have banned the Pledge of Allegiance at their meetings, saying they see no reason to publicly swear loyalty to God and the U.S. government
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(642)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pier
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Guy tricks at least seven women into taking their clothes off by telling them he sees a tick on their clothes
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(88)
 
(American Heritage)
 
 
 
One hundred years ago today, Theodore Roosevelt became the first sitting President to travel abroad, taking a trip "to see how the ditch is getting along"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Romanian teenager has to have emergency operation after swallowing toothbrush. Fark: while practicing oral sex
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(96)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
America's oldest saloon auctioned for $1.5 million. After 231 years, owner can finally retire
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(24)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four Asians thrown off plane after passenger complains they made him uncomfortable. By not speaking English and going to the toilet
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You've done a heckuva job, Kenny
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(120)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Experts predict seas will turn to acid; dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Because of some childhood trauma involving his sister, Swedish astronaut will be putting moose on the space menu
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(49)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man put up billboard of himself across from advertising agency to land 'dream job.' This didn't work with the last girl I wanted to date, but buddy here got the job
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(ZF)
 
 
 
Romanians spent over one billion euros on cigarettes and beer in the first eight months of this year. Amateurs
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(21)
 
(Radio NZ)
 
 
 
Scientists drilling big ass hole in Antarctica
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Ireland's architects clenching tiny fists of rage as people of Cork proclaim shopping mall their most beautiful building. Because of the parking
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the Headlines You'd Rather Not See Department: Killer missing from mental hospital
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Today's "trailer house which must be destroyed because of six-inch layer of feces deposited by 30 cats locked inside and forced to eat their young" brought to you by Gardiner, Montana
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Welsh praised for speaking better English than the English. Some Yorkshire residents seem to be objecting in what appears to be a foreign language
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Two out of every three criminals back in jail within two years of release, proving A) prison rehabilitation isn't working, or B) everybody should get a life sentence for anything. You could argue either way
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(Seattlest.com)
 
 
 
Seattle stripper whines very loudly about having to perform lap-dances for 'your old, skanky, often-smelly manselves to pay our rent'. Contains Not safe for work dialogue and some major league self righteousness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what the armor class of every D&D denizen was, here you are
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(90)
 
(Timesonline)
 
 
 
Handover to Iraqi Army set for the end of next year. Yeah for our side
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(87)
 
(TrekWeb)
 
 
 
Shatner offers advice to filmmakers on recasting Captain Kirk: "He's got to be handsome. He's got to be athletic. He's got to be rich. He's got to be funny. He's got to get the girl--the sort of things I do"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Frat boys crying that the Borat movie showed them in a false persona
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(297)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Effect of Country Music on Suicide", among the 20 Craziest Scientific researches
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Thu November 09, 2006
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Drunk woman discovers that her golf cart is unable to outrun a squad car
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy jumping a fence
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
British island residents -- cut off from mainland after storm destroyed their bridge -- buy a new one. On the Internet
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(31)
 
(Cassini)
 
 
 
Move over Katrina: NASA discovers a "hurricane" 5000 miles across. With video goodness
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jewish man upset he had to vote in a church. Voting for a bunch of lying jackals is OK, but having to do it in a church is just too much
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Before showing your new desktop to the intarwebs, make sure you delete your shemales folder
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(684)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Woman claims she took picture of angel flying over SC State Fair like a moth(pic)
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(217)
 
(nbc11.com)
 
 
 
Q: What do you do when you and your drunken buddy are attacked by an ostrich? A: Come back later with a rifle and shotgun and show that bird who's boss
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(88)
 
(KGW)
 
 
 
Hot teacher's aide sleeps with a 15 year old student. Trifecta now in play (pic)
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(393)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Michigan Devil's Night continues well into November after Detroit runs out of buildings to burn and firebugs shuft their attention to Saginaw, which is becoming known as Detroit Jr
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(57)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Woman that steered police to cop-killer won't recieve $50,000 reward because she lives in Mexico
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everyone is secretly annoyed at Australia for destroying the world
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Pediatrician says to calm a screaming toddler, think like a caveman because kids are like neanderthals. You tried this approach with your first date and we all remember how well that turned out
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(107)
 
(wcpo)
 
 
 
"Police using binoculars could clearly see the activites associated with 'Thong Thursdays' at Joe's."
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy feet
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Woman charged after taking off clothes at store
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember that one girl whose parents died in the BP explosion in Texas last year? How she would never settle and wanted to go to trial? Yeah, she settled
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(82)
 
(Statesman)
 
 
 
Not News: DA calls press conference. News: DA calls press conference to announce a guilty plea in a 5 year old unsolved murder. Fark: At the hearing the murderer changes his mind and pleads 'Not Guilty'
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby lion born at Denver Zoo. Oh, all right, so it looks like a baby kitten. All together now, awwwww
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
French troops were 2 seconds away from firing on Israeli jets, which means they were 4 seconds away from surrendering
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(319)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ted Haggard to undergo "spiritual restoration", a process in which "godly men who are clean themselves insert themselves in the life of the one who is struggling... laying their hands on Pastor Haggard while calling on God"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
In strange ritual to warn girls about dangers of flirting, burglars cut ponytail, destroyed clothes, and left note
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(88)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Today's woman steals a forklift and rams it into patrol cars brought to you by Pensacola
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UN urges end to "water apartheid." In other news, kayakers are racists
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart's Black Friday deals uncovered
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(223)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hasta macaca
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(436)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme is auctioning off everything in their posession, including toilets, potted plants and a machine that makes 600 dozen donuts per hour
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(107)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man tasered for wearing LA Dodgers hat. Don't even ask what they did to the guy wearing a Yankees hat
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(228)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the world running out of records to set, Canadians to attempt setting the record for most people dancing to "Thriller" at once
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(9News)
 
 
 
Today's "hot teacher accused of being involved with a student" story brought to you by Brighton, CO. Bonus: She's married to the principal (pic)
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(306)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart to end vast Christian persecution
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(489)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iceland, Norway, Australia among best places to live, according to UN. Stingrays, sub-zero temperatures and six-hour days unavailable for comment
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(126)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tired of all the excitement the Internet has to offer? Come visit the Dull Men's Club online and learn things, like that November is Fig Month
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(34)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
The worst movies ever that you can't help but watch
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(645)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The late Red Auerbach disapproved of NBA cheerleaders. So now that the Celtics have their own cheerleading team, it's only right for fans to phone in death threats. Y'know, in his honor
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(Gainesville.com)
 
 
 
Gainesville Florida hosts "Homeless Night Out" an event for homeless residents where they spend a night out on the town rather than in the homeless shelters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Democrats have taken over Congress. What next? A hip-hop album of Def Leppard songs?
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mariners report new island, black smoke monster in South Pacific
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(104)
 
(TILL)
 
 
 
Wish someone had video of that guy lighting a rocket in his buttcheeks? Fark does
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(95)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If you swallowed some acetaminophen pills with bits of wire in them, the FDA would like you to know you are in no health danger but you should probably see a doctor anyway. PSA trumps Scary
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The 2Fox in St. Louis gives a nod to Fark including a disturbing-sounding "How-To Fark" Video
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(104)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ed Bradley has died - Katie Couric set to start interviewing black people (repeat - more accurate headline)
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(232)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm...ack *thud*
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(166)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
How do you become editor of MAD magazine? "You fail at everything else"
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctor plans to map every single house in Britain, using publicly available information to show which ones are the biggest energy wasters. What could possibly go wrong?
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(90)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Okay, you knew it was going to happen, it always does: Dead guy voted into office
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(52)
 
(UCSB Daily Nexus)
 
 
 
Female columnist for college newspaper tackles the hard issues of our time: How to properly perform oral sex on a woman
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(338)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Robot mistakes human flesh for bacon. And so it begins
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia town mayor barely wins election after write-in candidate Tony the Tiger nearly edged him out
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(58)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Local 6 warns to throw away any "Floam" you have if it starts changing color or eating people
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(111)
 
(Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Oxygen, the "Women's Network" has a show celebrating women who kill their husbands. Real promo: "...the fun ended when Sheila touched her husband with the blade of a knife"
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(437)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
PSA: When stealing a car, don't ask your victim for your escape route
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew is on ZRock 103 from 8-10 a.m. this morning
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China issues one-dog-per-family law. Still unclear is this is per meal, or for the whole year
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(86)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
India hires the homeless to spread the word about HIV/AIDS by singing songs about safe sex. Because everyone pays attention to singing homeless people
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK interest rates increased to five percent because stuff in England is just not expensive enough
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New biography says Paris Hilton's parents are proud of her sex video
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the coolest art deco water treatment plant you'll ever see
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When considering a beach holiday, if you don't care about torrential rain, the lack of sun and no hot chicks, England's got some good news for you
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(125)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Bradenton Police Department's Shakedown Unit modifies rules on cash seizures, now will limit kneebreaking to just one knee
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(42)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Jam-filled cake causes a two-day struggle among security officials trying to determine if it could be allowed on a flight. Mmmmm... cake
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(51)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
New Zealand high school students will be allowed to use "text speak" -- the second language teenagers have developed for cellphone messages -- in exams
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Guy who was "bored" sticks a firework between his asscheeks and lights it. He's no longer bored, and this thread is just fine without pics
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(107)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Inside the not-so-glamorous life of a $250k-per-year pro gamer. The poor bastard
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(135)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Pilot that showed up for work drunk won't be prosecuted. He won't be allowed to fly for a year, either -- which is good, pilots hate it when flying interferes with their drinking
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(29)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Benedict becomes first pope to appear in calendar. Don't miss July -- he looks totally hot in the mini Speedo
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When viewing Supreme Court oral arguments, do not get up and shout "ABORTION REPENT OR YOU WILL PERISH" and then throw abortion doctor to the ground, unless your goal is to appear on Fark.com
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
If you've been breaking into the University of Winnipeg and using their computers to download porn, the police would like to have a word with you
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(29)
 
(Some Random Guy)
 
 
 
Boulder, CO Farkers: Party in North Boulder. Free beer, wine and music
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(29)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scaly claw
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"I'd lke to help you not be gay, but I've, um, got this... thing... to go to and, um, anyway... good luck and don't be gay"
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(129)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Cease fire, friendlies, I am Pat (expletive) Tillman, damn it." They didn't. Exclusive report
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(152)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Attention: Anthony Michael Hall and that other guy. Please don't use Kelly LeBrock this time. She's really porked up
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(100)
 
(Art Daily)
 
 
 
Archivists discover two of Andy Warhol's floppy disks, one video, one audio, and reconstruct the world's first digital video multimedia event, an Amiga-propelled 1985 tribute to Debby Harry
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland's economy rebounding with help from Polish immigrants. In other news, computer monitors in Edinburgh increasingly covered in white-out
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(38)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Tampa bigshot uses $208,000 salary paid from tolls to finance a gay-porn empire
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What do you do with a truckload of asbestos: A) Call HazMat authorities for advice? B) Dispose of it under strict guidelines? Or C) Dump it in a school playground?
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(36)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 79: "Autumn"
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(275)
 


Wed November 08, 2006
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man attempts to scare coworkers, accidentally blows his hand off. It worked
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
General Motors has put a new price on "suck" and it's $60 to $425 higher than last year
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(105)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Missouri jail painted pink, with blue teddy bears. "It's a calming thing," the sheriff says
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Blue moon, you saw Bush standing alone / Without a magical fifty / Without a House of his own
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(1144)
 
(WISTV.com)
 
 
 
Today's "drunk naked police officer" story brought to you by Columbia, SC
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest flock of sterlings you'll see today. Mr Eko unavailable for comment
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Has no one noticed the Dow set another all-time high today?
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(121)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Official "Lost" 3.6 discussion thread, last episode until February 2007
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(395)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The top 10 lies of Web 2.0
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(127)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a sample of what the rest of the world thinks about yesterday's election
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(307)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Famous strip club -- serving lap dances since 1957 -- is demolished
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(53)
 
(9News)
 
 
 
Denver mayor promises to personally pay for parking tickets received by voters that were stuck in long lines caused by computer issues
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(38)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Japanese maker unveiled a bra with cup padding that unfolds to become a shopping bag. (with a sexy pic)
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(109)
 
(Reason)
 
 
 
Horses are cute so nobody should eat them. Pigs and cows, however, are known liars who probably cheat at WoW and so we should eat them
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If the only way you can pass your driving test is to pay a serial drunk driver to take it for you, maybe you shouldn't be driving
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Alcohol may have been involved, police said"
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(51)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Note for 2008 elections: waving a gun and threatening to shoot people does not cause one to get to vote sooner
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(25)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sleep deprivation creating a nation of "walking zombies." Submitter would like your brrraaaiiinnn
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(66)
 
(Herald Banner)
 
 
 
Suck it, lib(ertarian)s
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(434)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts considering ban on BB guns. You'll shoot your eye out kid
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunker
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(87)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Family says "Monster" mold torments them
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man jailed for 4 years for attempting to kill his wife in order to avoid child and spousal support, says that due to the fact that he is PMITA prison he shouldn't have to pay child and spousal support
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(76)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
While the U.S. was busy voting, Israel was busy killing Palestinian children in their sleep
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(446)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Trouble with living in the 'burbs is the houses look so much alike, even the gunmen can't tell them apart when they're trying to "send someone a message"
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've seen a 22-year-old girl in handcuffs running around town, the police would like to speak to you
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(92)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Female soldiers who posed nude will not face court-martial, and are "busy supporting the war effort". Supporting indeed
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(135)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
They've taken his red Swingline stapler for the last time. Now, Milton is ready to kill someone
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(98)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Police in Skåne have reported the police in Skåne to the police in Skåne for taking hidden, candid photos of fast minors. "It's like pissing in the Mississippi," says one official -- no one knows why
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
60-year-old hunter charged with criminal negligence causing death and shooting hikers out of season
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(81)
 
(Knoxnews.com)
 
 
 
Former NFL quarterback Heath Schuler elected to Congress. Pundits predict about six weeks after he's seated, voters will try to recall him and replace him with Gus Frerotte
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(64)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Bee thieves steal thousands of insects in what police call a professional sting
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(40)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Oil over $59 on American public voting K-Fed out of marriage
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(61)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Im dvrcng u cltus (w/video goodness)
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(227)
 
(Scoop)
 
 
 
The New Zealand government will revisit their 1999 decision to lower the drinking age to 18 because it turns out 18-year-olds didn't handle their liquor as responsibly as everyone had hoped
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(94)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
YMCA forced by neighboring Hasidic synagogue to tint windows so that young teenage boys don't get distracted by women doing Pilates, aerobics
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(359)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Senator's son celebrates victory by getting peppersprayed, arrested (with mugshot goodness)
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(113)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Morning-after pill" begins shipping, will be available in drugstores by next week. Still no cure for waking up next to coyote ugly
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(282)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
We're willing to install water pipes, but your habit of burying family members in the backyard is making it a little difficult
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(30)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mass voters reject ballot question to legalize wine sales in supermarkets because it destroys marriage or something
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(256)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bush to nominate Texas A&M president for Secretary of Defense. Let the Aggie jokes ensue
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(255)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Associated Press now projecting Jon Tester as the winner in the Montana Senate race
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(195)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
You're doin' a heckuva job, Rummy
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(1378)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Residents of Huntington, West Virginia not happy with man painting bridge pink. In fact, they weren't happy with him the last time he did it, either
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jersey Girl sues New York bar after hurting herself in "Shake It Like Shakira" contest
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption Hillary as she eats a victory breakfast at a firestation this morning
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(160)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
After a six-month trial, Austrian police decide that Porsche 911s are really not that practical as police cars. Captain Obvious waits to test drive the new Ferarri Police Interceptor
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(75)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Not news: High school boy rushes for over 100 yards during football game. News: He wasn't playing for either team. Fark: Did we happen to mention that he was naked?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYSE: ↓520.00
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(113)
 
(Some Astronomy Guy)
 
 
 
Mercury will transit the Sun at 14:12 EST today
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California police bust nut thieves wanting bigger money shot
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deep below a subway station in Hong Kong is the secret lair of... Ronald McDonald? The "Forbidden Kitchen" has already developed McCurry Pan for India and the Bulgogi Burger for South Korea
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
America to Democrats: Don't fark this up
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(464)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Morning After Election Results thread. It was good for me, was it good for you? Here, have a cigarette
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(1185)
 
(Wonova.com)
 
 
 
Do you want to live forever? Nanotechnology primer
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(139)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Have an important teleconference with powerful clients, but can't be bothered to get dressed? New "business bib" puts you in a suit and tie... at least from the chest up (with ridiculous pic)
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Carson Palmer works with a charity called Cornhole for America. Photoshop what your (inappropriately named) charity would be. LGT original discussion
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(37)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"My baby probably ate her finger or it was eaten by a cockroach. I just don't know where it went"
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(58)
 
(Some ImageShack)
 
 
 
What is Rick Santorum's son thinking?
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(308)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Hamas declares war on America. This should end well
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(470)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson will once again perform "Thriller" as part of a comeback show. Reports are that his makeup will be twice as expensive because they will have to make him black again
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(58)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Serial flasher tries the old "I was only adjusting my clothing" defense, followed by the "I can't wear underpants because of a medical condition" excuse, with obvious results
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Belgian tourist learns that having your knee bitten off is crocodile speak for "Please don't take my photo"
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cyber tabloid will cover all the news that's virtually true. Someone is trodding on someone else's established turf there, dude
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You can tell a lot about the practical differences between men and women by the different ways they go about robbing a grocery store
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(26)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Voters in Ohio city reject speed cameras. Bonus: City forced to refund money already collected. Bonus bonus: City has to keep paying rent on cameras until contract expires
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(170)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
This week's "House so full of cat urine and feces that it had to be torn down" story brought to you by the great state of South Dakota
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctor explains to woman that black magic was causing sinister movements in her stomach. Theodoric of York gives concurring second opinion
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(42)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Quadruple Bypass Burger served in Tempe, Arizona has four slabs of beef, three layers of cheese and 8,000 calories. This being America, it's on the appetizer menu
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kentucky road construction crew digs up Civil War-era iron coffin
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(52)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Barbados is being invaded by giant snail. Eeeeeeverrrrryyyyboooddyyyyyy Paaaaaaaaannnnnniiicccc
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these math teachers
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(51)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Average Brit will ring up a cellphone bill of £72,000 in their lifetime. Printer ink sneers and asks if they need any loose change
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Discuss the final stretch here. Can the Dems take the Senate, too? [Thread closed. Please move discussion to the hot and fresh thread above]
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(2035)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Two armed robbers wear masks to hide their identities but leave behind the wrappers. Police use the bar codes to trace them to the Wal-Mart where they were bought, and the two guys' faces show up just fine on those tapes
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(32)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Even Neal Boortz had problems voting
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(114)
 


Tue November 07, 2006
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dems to take control of the House. Suck it, libs
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(1332)
 
(LGNI)
 
 
 
Daily Show and Colbert Report Midterm Midtacular Discussion Thread
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(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pre-Nup-O-Zao: The Entire Story
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(106)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
New Senators, new Governors, new asinine millages, and a new Fark thread to discuss the day's electile dysfunction[Please to be now joining super happy fun time thread above]
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(1941)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman's suicide attempt sparks brawl after a group of homeless people lay a right beatdown on the asshat teenagers encouraging her to jump
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
VW CEO Steppendownen
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(83)
 
(KWY1060.com)
 
 
 
With Casey's predicted win in Pennsylvania, the world prepares to offer its last Santorum jokes. Post your glimmering rivulets of Santorum humor in the comments thread. Voting enabled
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(157)
 
(Blender)
 
 
 
Interviewer: KFed can you freestyle for us? KFed: *Looking lost and on the spot* "I'm going to freestyle this drink." Interviewer: "So I'll do it then"
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(112)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Dorks meet online, decide it would be a good idea to play 'War Games' in the middle of night next to a school (with video)
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(48)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
What kind of tool robs a gas station two days in a row and expects to not get caught? Apparently this guy, and his hot girlfriend
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(140)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
England's deepest cave rediscovered in the Devil's Arsehole. "It's like the inside of a cathedral"
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(44)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
MacArthur Foundation spending $50 million to determine why kids use the internet. Here's a clue: pr0n, WoW, MySpace - that'll be $18 million
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official Election Night 2006 thread. Come for the good times, come for the bad times, come for the moment Rick Santorum is projected to lose his job [thread closed: enjoy fresh, crisp new thread up the page a bit]
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(1750)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Dan Rather to co-anchor the Daily Show tonight
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(70)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"Kennedy said the state was told that poll workers sealed the ballots that had been cast before the bomb threat and transported them to the new site." Nothing to see here
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(45)
 
(Some Zoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this polar bear under an umbrella
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(107)
 
(SLO Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to assault a motorcyclist with an axe, it's best not to do it from the middle of the road. Where he can run you over. Cyclist gets a HERO tag for then disarming, helping dumbass
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(46)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Voter gets to experience poll choking
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(68)
 
(Tom Leykis)
 
 
 
Woman confesses to murder on national radio program, thinks she's in the clear because it's her friend's phone
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(88)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Muslim cop removed from Tony Blair's protection detail after being told his presence there would upset members of the U.S. Secret Service
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smoker falls asleep, catches bed on fire, tries to drag mattress outside thereby spreading fire to living room, escapes, returns to get his stuff, forced to jump through closed window. Somehow still barely alive
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(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Helicopter parents" now taking it to the next level by calling employers and demanding to know why their kid didn't get hired
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(164)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kentucky police officer learns the hard way why you shouldn't try to unload your gun while driving down the freeway
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(23)
 
(WSMV)
 
 
 
Evolution finally to be studied at Vatican Academy as new faster, smarter choirboys become harder to catch
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(80)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Woman gets back money she sent to scammer, will be more careful next time she plays Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes
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(34)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Russian inventor designs caskets outfitted with alarm buttons for those buried alive by mistake
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(102)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop: "Ma'am, you're under arrest for forgery of checks and ATM transactions. Do you understand your rights?" Lady: "Yes, officer. Do accept checks to post bail?" Cop: "We sure do"
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(70)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Apparently few people know how to party as well as Canada's top business students, as 200 of them in various states of undress overwhelm a small resort town
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