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(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Bad news: children's flu shot shortage. Good news: state administration lifts ban on previously unused vaccines. Bad news again: vaccines were banned because they contain mercury
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(121)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Columbian entrepreneur marketing pepper farming as alternative to cocaine agriculture. Farmers coming around, but customers having a harder time snorting the product
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's biography is on the way. Will consist of a glossy cover and 200 blank pages
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(122)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
2 GIRLS 1 WORLD CUP: Various Nations Ban Nookie. Because Horny Players Play Harder.
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A whole page of ugly ass baby turtles. They looked at me
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do your best or worst attempt at covering John Mellencamp's "Our Country"
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(68)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Man asks his neighbor, "Do you want some trouble?" then shoots him in the chest with a razor-tipped bow and arrow
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(92)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Actual footage of terrorist waterfowl successfully attacking American forces
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(77)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Step 1. Woman sends man video of her sexually abusing her son. Step 2. Man sends video to woman's relative to "out" her. Step 3. Police step in and promptly arrest man
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This little piggy wants to be photoshopped
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(99)
 
(Some infant)
 
 
 
Three-month old charged with robbery, extortion and banditry
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(36)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
An estimated 1,840,000 German civilians died in World War II. FDR, Stalin, and Churchill should all have been hung. This just in: Unintentional casualties of war does not equal intentionally killing civilians of your own country
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(510)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco police reach around to gay community
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(63)
 
(Grist)
 
 
 
Porn activists go all the way to save the rainforest (some content and language Not safe for work)
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(68)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Man solves age-old problem of what to do if you have to pee while riding in a school bus full of children
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(58)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Soldier severely burned in Iraq gets wish to see Bears play. Wanted to see Cubs but they were already toast
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why do so few people vote in the U.S.?
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(513)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Foods we will be eating in 25 years
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Supermarket champagne beats expensive brands in blind taste test. The Continental unavailable for comment
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(92)
 
(TILL)
 
 
 
Black guy convicted of dangerous driving even though CCTV camera footage showed a white driver behind the wheel (pics)
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(98)
 
(KRIS TV)
 
 
 
Balloon business grounded in wake of critical helium shortage. You submitted this with a higher-pitched headline
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South African inventor unveils "snappy" condom that can be put on in just one second to avoid spoiling the mood, curtains
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(107)
 
(Central Florida News 13)
 
 
 
NASA's Safety Solution....A Roller Coaster
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four killed and 54 others injured when lightning struck a fireworks shop, followed by oohs and ahhs
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(28)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sleek samovars
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$2.6 billion to be spent in this year's elections, a number greater than the nominal GDP of 36 countries
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(114)
 
(Some Expo)
 
 
 
Caption these cops
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(82)
 
(CourtTV)
 
 
 
Jury finds D&D player guilty
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(213)
 
(bismark tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakota to launch cellular ballons to repair gaps in coverage. "It's going to happen - there's just too much demand for it," governor says
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(55)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norweigans, having solved every other problem with immigration, attempts to work out what it means to be 'Norwegian'
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A series of secret U.S. war games in 1999 pointed out the impossibility of controlling Iraq, even with 400,000 U.S. troops
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(369)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Machine has been invented to encourage children to work out while they are playing computer games
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(34)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
NZ rugby player embarrased about posters showing his tackle. Yes, that tackle
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(61)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Can our oil problems be solved by two high-school girls?
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(119)
 
(MLIVE)
 
 
 
At a party, and a game of 'What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?' breaks out. The guy who blurted out 'killed a guy by shooting him in the head' now likely regrets playing the game
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(46)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Global warming consequence #458: Planet overrun by bugs
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(66)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holiday travel season, how to track down your luggage after the airline loses it
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Saddam Hussein sentenced to death
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(856)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Power blackouts hit western Europe, causing huge disrupti
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(88)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
First miracle attributed to John Paul II as scholars point out he led the Broncos from a 27-0 first-quarter deficit against the Raiders in 1993 or some damn thing
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hungry leaping lad
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New musical, opening in Melbourne's Malthouse Theatre this week, features actor-comedian Eddie Perfect as Steve Irwin and a troupe of dancing stingrays
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(25)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
This Just In: Ocean dwellers really did walk the Earth. Proof: Dolphin captured has remains of back legs
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(261)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Policeman hit by stolen motorcycle, hangs on and eventually drags rider off. It would probably be fitting to award him a great big brass medal
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(32)
 
(honolulu advertiser.com)
 
 
 
For the third consecutive year, a Honolulu Marathon satellite race will be run in the Middle East war zone
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(28)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Attention robbers: Try not to pick a building loaded with the world's top fighters trained in boxing, kickboxing, judo, ninjutsu, tae kwon do, kung fu, and muay thai
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(59)
 
(CBS 2 Chicago)
 
 
 
Teen sets unofficial world record for fastest drive thru conversion at previously carry-out-only pizza joint
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the bonsai tree, the Shetland Pony, and miniature iPods. New hotness: intentionally miniaturized vegetables
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Zealand's finest brains decide that exercising helps control diabetes. Next - does filling your lungs with air help the breathing process?
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Episcopalian bishop moves to higher position in Anglican Church, attacks queen's pawn
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(24)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
What's the identifying mark on public enemy number one? See if you can spot it [Pict]
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(197)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Burglar replaces owner's regular TV with an old broken one. Let's see if he notices
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(23)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Chocolate beer
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
That's not a rocket launcher, mate, THIS is a rocket launcher: you can now buy an RPG-7 on the streets of Sydney for as little as $15,000
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(55)
 
(WFRV Green Bay)
 
 
 
Ugly Duckling finally finds a mate.... a German pedal boat shaped like a swan
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had one super power what would it be
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(453)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Guy Fawkes Day celebrations marred by large crowds blowing things up. It's not ironic, but who can resist a good irony rhubarb
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(106)
 


Sat November 04, 2006
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iran has a big ass party to celebrate the anniversary of the hostage taking at the American embassy in 1979
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(110)
 
(GMU)
 
 
 
Archive of hundreds of different accents
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctor in Kansas who performs abortions wants investigation of Bill O'Reilly for reporting information from his patients' records
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(90)
 
(Knuttz)
 
 
 
Miss Universe throughout the years
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(118)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Children of Nazi racial engineering intended to create 'Master Race' have convention in Germany. This can only turn out badly
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(177)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Prominent creationist evangelical Kent Hovind sentenced to 288 years in PMITA prison for tax fraud. At least HE won't have to pay for gay sex
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(107)
 
(Brooklyn Papers)
 
 
 
Bearded babe bags Brooklyn bank booty
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(17)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Insurance companies rebound from Katrina, announce record profits, announce, "This is due not to managerial brilliance but rather to good luck." Lower 9th Ward unavailable for comment or anything else
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(43)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Applicants for the new Times Square M&M's store find job opportunities melt on NYC streets, not in their hands
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(47)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Upset over tax on Dunkin Donuts' coffee, man throws scalding drink in clerk's face
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(101)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Man blames virus for uploading child porn pics on computer: Also forced him to pose as 13 year old girl online. Oh, those clever virus writers
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Northwestern State University is offering a course on how to use eBay. Bidding starts at $49
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(16)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Diebold scanners inaccurately read absentee ballots in Ohio. Again. Submitter notes need of an Ohio tag before Tuesday
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(248)
 
(Central NY Business Journal)
 
 
 
Syracuse University suing minor league basketball team for calling themselves "Orangemen". Duke sucks
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(21)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
That'll be 65 cents and put your fingerprint right here: New school lunch plan requires elementary kids to give up the prints
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange little flower
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(47)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
After consulting 200 dogs, company creates CD with songs they enjoy. Your dog wants "Now That's What I Call Steak Vol. 6"
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Realtors combat slowing home sales and falling prices by spending $40 million on full page newspaper ads. Yeah, that will work
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi prime minister urges countrymen to remain calm, accept guilty verdict for Saddam Hussein. That should about do it
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk driver kills man. Drunk driver gets probation. Now required to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a week and tell everyone there, "My name is Hal, and I killed a man driving drunk."
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crack journalists at British literary magazine discover "personal ads" attract a lot of "weirdos." Nigel Romero has the story
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No need to return that library book now: the end is nigh
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(108)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Why young people don't use condoms
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(207)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade organizers are tightening balloon rules to prevent jubilant spectators from getting their faces smashed in during the festive event
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Articles on Wikipedia found to be copied from other websites. In other news, sky found to be up
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(77)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese surgeons transplant kidneys from sick patients without their knowledge or consent, figuring they were going to be pissed away anyway
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Prince Charles given yak in Pakistan, says it will keep his horse company
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Worlds largest container ship brings 45,000 tonnes of Christmas junk to the UK
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(36)
 
(KNBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman goes shopping at 3AM for milk. News: Woman goes into labor in parking lot. Fark: Tries to return baby for store credit
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(50)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
As if you needed another good reason not to go into teaching. 9 year old charged with assaulting her teacher, for the fourth time
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
TFer made a stop motion Star Wars film using Hasbro figures for his kids and thought I'd share. Please be kind
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(156)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Inmate escapes after shrink-wrapping himself
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(19)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Five years after the anthrax mailings, FBI officials admit the spores were much less sophisticated than originally thought, to the point that a "clever high school student" could have made them. Jack Bauer on his way to PS 108
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(32)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida boasts some of nation's best educated rats
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Baptists are holding a conference today, to try to turn homosexuals into straight people. Who could possibly object to this?
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(343)
 
(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Canadians file $75M lawsuit against government for not protecting them from mosquitoes. Dismissularity ensues
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(37)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Nurse gets boyfriend admitted to psych center after lying about his mental health (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(85)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
NY's new drunk driving law makes it all the way through legislature and governor's signature, before a slight, but significant, typo is noticed
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(68)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Dallas-area schools considering switch from text books to e-books. Kids' lower backs rejoice
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(38)
 
(Spiegel Online)
 
 
 
Polish politician calculates weight of Noah's Ark, including animals
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Recruiters to kids: "The war in Iraq is over. Join the army, you'll have fun"
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(188)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Yet another Canadian university prof gets OK to smoke pot in his office. Never has higher learning been so high
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(45)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New technology allows blind voters to cast their first secret ballot
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have a photoshop workout on this exercise bike
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The new James Bond is cooler than you (and almost Sean Connery) according to critics
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(179)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty to help design new range of clothes. Because we all want to look like a wasted drug addict
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Coolest waste of taxpayer dollars ever celebrates 60th birthday
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Online dating dreamboat actually a serial rapist from Dr. Phil's recommended Match.com
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(164)
 
(10News.com San Diego)
 
 
 
Finally video games that exercise your heart and your brain. I can't wait to move and lose with The Evil Dead
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(45)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
1,200 people with surname Jones break world record for the biggest get-together of people with same last name. At last, no one has to keep up with the Norbergs anymore
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush administration says detainee shouldn't be able to tell attorney how he was tortured in secret CIA prison
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(260)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Study finds that even though global warming will kill off the fish, there will be plenty of bugs to eat. All hail our new insect overlords
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(39)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Woman tasered after leaving dog in locked car to go shopping. Good thing she didn't park in handicapped space too
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(150)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Neil Patrick Harris is not a heterosexual... but he plays one on TV. Would you like to know more?
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(244)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Police announce that naked man fapping along the bike path has been arrested. You'll also be relieved to know that the cops made him remove that awl from his rectum
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(125)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Russian millionaires hold a fair to show how rich they are, mock and laugh at the very poor
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(39)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Lost Apollo moon tapes claimed found in Australia. Scientist's jedi-mind trick response: 'These aren't the tapes we're looking for'
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(19)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Using gasoline to re-ignite your wood stove is always ill-advised, all the more so if you're storing oxygen cylinders in the house
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn how paintballs are made
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Palestinian man throws rock, forces Israeli forces to preemptively arrange a meeting with his new entourage of virgin brides
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(325)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
School headmaster has ordered pupils to stop hugging each other
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(71)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
One of the greatest moments from Office Space
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten cool online map innovations
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(26)
 
(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Researchers develop a "pulsing gel" that they plan to use to power tiny robots, totally missing the marketing potential in the adult industry
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(30)
 
(Some Bored Minuteman)
 
 
 
Ever feel like spending hours watching your computer monitor in the hopes of seeing illegal immigrants cross the Mexican/US border? Oh boy does Texas have the website for you
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(82)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Researchers say more than a million people suffer from chronic fatigue ....... yaaawwwnnn. OK gotta go sleep now. Bye Fark
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
10 per cent of British men think Chlamydia is the name of a flower and three per cent believe it is a Turkish resort
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Esmeralda and Quasimodo
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(38)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Heavily indebted man helps his entire family commit suicide, then wimps out at the last minute after slashing his wrist. Wait till you get the hospital bill, pal
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(25)
 
(Blackburn Citizen)
 
 
 
Crime of the century investigated as CCTV captures two drunks beating the bejesus out of a gas pump, culminating in a senseless peeing
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Worst. Music Video. Ever
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(173)
 
(ABC 7)
 
 
 
Ric Romero discovers that extended warranties aren't worth it
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Male impersonator with top secret clearance at Los Alamos steals nuclear secrets, hides them in her trailer. In other news, Los Alamos grants top secret clearance to male impersonators that live in trailers
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Seriously, where better to end a naked domestic dispute than at the local Waffle House?
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(54)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
42% of Americans (versus 34%, 3 years ago) aren't "absolutely certain" that God exists. Bonus tidbit: 7% of "Born Again" Christians aren't so sure. Suck it, God
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(435)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Army Times, Navy Times, Air Force Times and Marine Corps Times calling for Donald Rumsfeld to be fired. Coast Guard Times still on the fence
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(296)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Family of person killed in Comair plane crash expresses sympathy for co-pilot who survived accident, wishes him a speedy recovery. Just kidding, they're suing him
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Guy hits deer, gets out to check for damage, gets impaled by antlers when a second vehicle hits the deer and sends it flying into him. Just another night for the EMS in Ratcliff, Texas
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun takes a British plumber to Kazakhstan to do a reverse Borat. Hilarity? Yup
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(68)
 


Fri November 03, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this barbecue grill vent
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(44)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man stealing purses from teachers in public schools gets caught purple-handed (w/ pic and video)
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(15)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: Metro Detroit area Hooters denied liquor license transfer. Fark: "for some council members, the restaurant's image is not one they want to project along the Big Beaver corridor."
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(47)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Not news: 16 year old gets busted for selling pot. Fark: He was robbed of his pot and went to the police to report the robbery
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby beluga born in Spanish zoo
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since the no fly list worked so spectacularly, DHS wants to require people to get "clearance" to enter or leave the US
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(151)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
This week, it's Starbucks' turn to lose track of four laptop computers containing private information on 60,000 current, former U.S. employees
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(31)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Jek Porkins and Ponda Baba, two of the most underrated characters in the Star Wars universe, finally get their own video game
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(50)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish stone circles are better than Stonehenge, which is crap
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(47)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Prisoner steals a police van while being transferred to another jail. Later seen representin' in the back of a patrol car
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(14)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you are going to fark a sheep, at least take your underwear home with you when you leave. What is the British equivalent of the Florida tag?
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(107)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some members of the Philadelphia Police Department took mischief night a little too seriously
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(39)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds says he regrets missing out on the role of Han Solo in the original Star Wars. In other news, Burt Reynolds is 70 years old
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(112)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Ted Haggard didn't do anything wrong, then resigned, then bought meth but didn't smoke it, then "just" got a massage from a gay prostitute. This will only get more confusing
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(506)
 
(Daily Pennsylvanian)
 
 
 
President of the University of Pennsylvania poses with guy dressed as a Palestinian suicide bomber on Halloween, proving once again that having brains does not necessarily mean having any common sense
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(143)
 
(CQPolitics)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bob Ney: "I'm done with everything I wanted to complete." In other words, the shredder finally gave out
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(312)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Detective: I failed my drug test becuse my wife laced my meatballs with marijuana. Wife: We were out of oregano
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(100)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New Die Hard movie will shut down LA freeways, lessening temporarily the number of bullets being used
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(85)
 
(GB Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Farker's dad, a retired Vietnam vet, still manages to stop and detain a suspected burglary suspect in Green Bay
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(113)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Major record lables are about to be this decade's Encyclopaedia Brittanica as their reason for existing goes away
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(122)
 
(CBS 11)
 
Video
 
"Haggard drew a silent stare from his wife when he told the gathered reporters that he received a massage from Jones." W/video goodness ("Raw Interview" link)
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(555)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Radio Host fired for calling a fat lesbian a fat lesbian
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(175)
 
(Some Missourian)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bridge
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High hogismo from university presidents
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(36)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Beauty salon rips off customer's lips during botched waxing. Before you complain how worthless this article is without pictures, be warned that there are pictures
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(182)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aer Lingus cunningly rejects takeover bid
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(63)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Howard Hughes still has a fortune and people are still fighting over it, though none of them are spruce geese
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(40)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Final Reminder - SF/Bay Area Fark Party, Saturday November 4th
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(41)
 
(What co-inky-dental timing...)
 
 
 
Haggard's accuser fails polygraphs. Tester says testee's testes a little testy after recent surge of media coverage, could lie better later
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(123)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NTSB blames a stiff wind for Corey Lidle's plan crash, Yankee first round exit
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(62)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
The Biggest Douchebags Ever Elected
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(213)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tells taxi driver to wait outside while he robs bank; busted after cabbie refuses to speed away from scene
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man charged with hate crimes after mowing a racial slur into a field. Authorities say his ass is grass
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(93)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful editor impersonates Marine recruiter, pranks a fourth-grade classroom over MSN. Oorah
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(83)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Teen racks up $800,000 in sales with new eBay business selling high-end computer routers from parent's basement -- only problem is the computer routers don't exist (with video of arrest)
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(70)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Woman travels from France to Canada to defend Ph. D., but police throw her in jail which turns out to be the perfect place to give birth, campaign for the presidency of France, and write books about how Canadian prisons are worse than Guantanamo
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Wallace and Ron "I've got street cred" Artest to meet tonight for the first time since the malice in the palace over two years ago
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush asks Democrats for Iraq plan, because he's never seen one and is genuinely curious
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(796)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Hidden camera catches city commissioners drinking at bar on taxpayers' dime shortly before voting themselves a pay raise
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(41)
 
(TheBizOfKnowledge)
 
 
 
20 Hilarious Ratings of Professors at RateMyProfessors.com
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(114)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Ariel Sharon moved to intensive care as longest circling of the drain on record shuffles ever onward
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(45)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Things you should find in kids Halloween treat bags: candy, apples, gum. Things you should not find in kids Halloween treat bags: wedding rings
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(27)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pair of idiots try to rob off-duty cop on Halloween, only to find a laser-sighted handgun is an even crappier trick than a lump of coal
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(53)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Guy fined $500 for playing porn on his in-car DVD system. There's your money shot
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(71)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on the Kevin and Trudie Show at 2pm, CJAD Montreal
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
To discourage other women from going out and getting raped, Saudi court sentences rape victim to 90 lashes
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(192)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Korea to legalize hot pants and miniskirts. In other news, hot pants and miniskirts are illegal in South Korea
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(53)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Haggard admits "some guilt". Soon to appear on TV with tears running down his face crying "My Lord, I have offended thee."
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(229)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In latest damning indictment of Bush's handling of the economy, unemployment hits lowest rate in five and a half years
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(212)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
Jon Stewart interviews Borat. Hilarity ensues
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(123)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Baptist Convention told: Muslims 'are here to take over our country'
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(539)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Popsicle sticks, packing tape and the best of intentions are no substitute for professional veterinary care. Just ask these halfwits
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Having solved all other civic issues, House of Lords attacks problem of improperly discarded chewing gum
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(22)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
And you thought this only happened in the movies: man gets DUI and evading arrest charges thrown out since he was finally pulled over just across the county line
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(40)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Teen repeatedly breaks into neighbor's home for some free high-def porn
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greta Van Sustren goes bowling and other noteworthy stories tonight on Fox News
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(27)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
"He was the fastest thing on two, or four, feet, whichever way you want to say it." Kentucky murder defendant suspected of being a werewolf. Or of being in a 'wolflike state'
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(51)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Guy Fawkes night banned by British town council and replaced with Bengali folk tale
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man dies after eating 'pot cake' to boost sex drive. 'Usually it turned him into a tremendous lover, he would perform striptease using his belt as a feather boa and frolick dressed as a sheep, bleating.' That's one hell of an epitaph
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(117)
 
(Herald News Daily)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise on news that someone has pictures of Marcia Cross nekkid
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(36)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New traffic signals allow NYC pedestrians to play Beat the Clock. This should be fun
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(103)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Republican Congressional candidate's assertion that Pres. Bush has a strategy for success in Iraq greeted with laughter by Veterans group
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(280)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 6 best fall beers
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(161)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Men crawling around in bras and panties? A man sobbing in a diaper while wearing a rainbow wig? Not a kinky sex club, just another day at the frat house
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(109)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Hmm, I don't have a photo for my MySpace profile. No digicam, either. Let's see, why don't I go to the sex offender registry? OK, right click, save target as..."
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(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shakira wins four of the racially-exclusive version of those awards no one really cares about
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(135)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis Zoo dealing with rumors that a kid stole a penguin
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(52)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
If you're in the market for highly implausible terror scenarios, Cocciardi and Associates has some whoppers. Bonus: the government actually listened to them
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(42)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Salty fog is the new terrorist threat to your power grid. Wait, what?
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(40)
 
(Ponoka News)
 
 
 
Nuns beating up nuns, public sex on concrete retaining walls, and naked man-boobs. Just another week in Ponoka
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How far should a corporation get in government affairs? Meet federal and local law enforcement's newest partner in city crime watch and felony phorensic investigation: Target. (Article originally from Washington Post)
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(56)
 
(Lake County News-Sun)
 
 
 
Officer in hot water for his own version of street justice: making teenagers make snow angels...while naked
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(56)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Tonight we're gonna party like its 1979. Three Mile Island nuclear reactor undergoes emergency shutdown
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(92)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I work for November 3rd is Cliché Day, so I am really getting a kick out of some of these submissions
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(601)
 
(Some Serious Bullshiat)
 
 
 
Authorities trying to determine where a bull running around Newark, NJ came from. Subby's thinking its the same place the rest of NJ's bull comes from: Statehouse in Trenton
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Samsung unveils $200,000 machine-gun equipped sentry robot
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(224)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
A year without a new Harry Potter is like a year without profitable book sales
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(117)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a business card for a fictional character
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(145)
 
(Trading Markets.com)
 
 
 
Researchers develop new spray-on treatment for premature ejaculation; for some reason, topical ointments don't work no matter how quickly you rub them on
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(49)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Pentagon officially "retires" the F-117A after 25 years, even though we only knew of its existence for 12 years. Good riddance to this flying brick, golf clap for killing Segal in a movie
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(219)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman crashes car into pond while arguing on cell phone
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(80)
 
(Some Random Guy)
 
 
 
Boulder, CO Farkers: Election Day Party with Free Beer and Great Music
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In hindsight, U.S. decides it was a bad idea to post Saddam's nuclear secrets on the internet
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Weird psychological snippet from across the pond: Brits favour naming their cars "Betsie" most of all, followed by Freddie, Babe, Charlie, Henry, Rita, Cleo, Jasper, Girl and Gilbert. They eat pies filled with meat too
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(93)
 
(Some Displaced Detroiter)
 
 
 
Detroit Fark party, Friday Nov 10, 7pm. LGT location. Rioting, dumpster fires optional
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(96)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you rob a bank think of a better hideout than a restaurant down the street
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Map of active hate groups in the U.S
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(354)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Without any phone porn to show students, school bus aide gives meth to a student
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(30)
 
(Some NASA Guy)
 
 
 
The Solar Optical Telescope onboard Japan's Hinode spacecraft has opened its doors and started snapping some amazing pictures
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(66)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
The Holy Bible: A ripping tale of good, evil, betrayal , redemption, etc
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(564)
 
(www.TFKitchen.com)
 
 
 
TFKitchen
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronomer proposes cooling Earth by launching trillions of small discs into space to form a vast cloud blocking the sun. Kenny G and Abba CDs solicited
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(123)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Halloween prop causes bomb squad to activate their ranks
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. Military loses a laptop computer containing, names, Social Security numbers, dates of birth, mailing addresses, telephone numbers, parents' names, high schools and their mothers' maiden names. Bah it's no big deal
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(60)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Wanted: Dean of Economics at prestigious institution. Difficulty: Baghdad University
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(26)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops bust murder suspect via IP address after getting a friend to IM him : D
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(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman finds ring 22 years after losing it in a car accident
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(35)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, machete-o
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bench reader
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(50)
 


Thu November 02, 2006
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Teen points BB pistol at passing car, which turns out to be unmarked police car driven by cops who are happy to show him what .40-caliber Glocks look like
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(113)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Stonehenge "lacks magic." Not to mention dancing dwarves and amps that go up to 11
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Something is attacking hemlock trees in Kentucky. Hope it doesn't expand its appetite to servers
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(50)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain intends to create world's largest standing army by relaxing its rules about letting fat kids enlist - China points and laughs
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(86)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Virginia cops seized drugs, faked destruction order and resold them on the street. Nothing you didn't already suspect
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(85)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Man jumps off the Sunshine Skyway Bridge - famous for its abundance of suicidal jumpers - and not only lives, but swims to shore with no major injuries
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who votes, who doesn't and why
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(210)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
If ever a link could get the HERO tag for part of the story, and the DUMBASS tag for the other, this is it. Can even switch places depending on your politics
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(261)
 
(WLWT.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Dad who tried to sacrifice boy gets probation"
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We are 11,000 bad guys safer than yesterday... and 2000 safer tomorrow when bail kicks in
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(75)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Letters to God found dumped in the ocean, unread. Wait...how do they KNOW he didn't read them first?
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(100)
 
(GC Press)
 
 
 
Farker Zappadog has just published his first (shameless plug) illustrated book. It's a coloring book. BONUS: It's about Pat Robertson
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(62)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
When your DUI results in two deaths, you may not want to post about it on MySpace. Especially if you say you "take full responsibility" for the crash, Einstein
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(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prison doctor prescribes huge quantities of sedatives and Viagra to convicted rapist just before his release. What went wrong? Pretty much what you'd expect
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(68)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Idiot teens still poisoning themselves trying to get high on jimson weed. Nice to see some things never change
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(132)
 
(VarBusiness)
 
 
 
Turns out the CEO busted for identity theft from his employees lied about lots of things, including having an actual, working business
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(16)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Male escort claims that he had a 3 year affair with Ted Haggard, otherwise known as the president of the National Association of Evangelicals
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(333)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and business partner to run UA Studios, founded by Charlie Chaplin. In other words, studio has gone from silent film star with tiny mustache, to loudmouthed film star with giant beard
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(144)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Government denies this week's mass arrest of 10,000 fugitives and sex offenders had anything to do with the elections. After all, they've done this same operation every March for the last two years
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rise in popularity of Christian-style weddings in Japan creates lucrative fake priest job market for Westerners
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(43)
 
(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Suppression case suppressed
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fresh from "bad ideas 101" comes the promise of a rocket-jet racing league
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(63)
 
(Lord Byron)
 
 
 
Vote for Mythbuster Kari Byron's dad for town council and maybe she will marry you
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(271)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Bills fans, pissed at their crappy team, take out their frustration by beating on Patriots fan. Police say they tried to kick him as well, but continually missed wide right
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cave drawings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Misogynistic" urinals shaped like women's mouths removed from Austrian bathroom, head straight to eBay
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amnesia victim, identified after his fiance saw him on tv, claims he still has no memory of her. With pic explaining why
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(172)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Throbbing gootubes pop up to fill sensuous void in free adult amateur video linkage
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when Youtube dropped many Comedy Central clips? No? Well, it may not matter now
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If current trends continue, there will be no fish in the sea within the next 50 years. Also if trends continue, you will weigh 10 tons when you die
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(201)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Driver orders everyone off his bus and puts it out of service because a passenger coughed
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(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
Riding on the success of the "Only a couple of beers" defense, suspect tries "I only stabbed him a couple of times" defense
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(17)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you want an AWOL soldier to turn himself in, you probably shouldn't tell him you're going to break the deal you made with his lawyer as soon as he shows up
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Students at seven universities living in a car for a week. Most are enjoying the spaciousness and cleanliness as compared to living in the dorms
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Corker leads Ford in Tennessee Senate polls after video of his hottie daughters shows up on web. That should take care of the state's rampant kitten problem
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago is nation's first major city to issue "moral and ethical challenge" to companies it does business with: Come clean about past ties to slavery or get off governmental gravy train. Now it's about to be put to the test
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(MM.com)
 
 
 
The "HALP US JON CARRY" picture that flew around the internet yesterday appears on the front page of every newspaper in the country. Just kidding - nobody's running it. Lots of pictures of Abramoff and Delay, though
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(1026)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Someone in Florida was giving out tootsie rolls with a little surprise hidden inside
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
It is illegal to be naked in your own home. Your dog wants eye bleach
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(201)
 
(channel3000)
 
 
 
Today's 50 cats in one home story brought to you by DeForest, WI. Bonus - includes ferret
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(38)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
61-year-old woman told to remove her hoodie or leave a restaurant. Management explained that they don't allow gang-wear inside the building
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ten video tips teach you how to do anything. ZomboCom suspiciously absent
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
9-year-old tells her mother that one of the grapes in the bag has eight legs and funny red spots. Black widowlarity ensues
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(116)
 
(BoingBoing)
 
 
 
Michael Crook has been filing false DMCA claims against websites that post a headshot of him from a recent appearance on Fox News. So let's photoshop him. Theme: Michael Crook as famous criminals in history
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(USAF)
 
 
 
Here's a new twist on beauty pageantry: Miss Arkansas USA just happens to be Second Lieutenant Kelly George, deputy chief of Public Affairs for the 314th Airlift Wing. (w/pic goodness)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Female school bus attendant, 20, arrested for showing X-rated cell phone videos to male students (ages: 10 and 12)
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Chinese researchers find extraterrestrial outhouse that predates human life. "The facilities accommodated number one, two, or three,"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gamecocks crow about cock crow cock block. Duke sucks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey school accidentally strafed by Air Force to get $500G. Sorry, our bad
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(102)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman gets ultrasound scan of her triplets, surprised to see one of the babies giving her the "thumbs up". Well, at least she thinks it was a thumb (w/pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Final reminder: The Montreal Fark party is this Saturday
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(ABC 4)
 
 
 
After losing a basketball game police officer beats, threatens to arrest man and holds him at gun point. (911 call from victim included)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First, they said pills were great. Then they said no, they lead to teen suicide. Now, the latest study of anti-depressants say that they are just fine, once again
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(178)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
That captured US soldier they just turned Sadr citry upside down trying to find was an Iraqi-born American who married a local....before he deployed. Wait what? I'll just put this pancake on my head
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot pulls up to nuclear plant and tries to buy gas. For the second time in as many weeks
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man turns his POS 1972 Vauxhall into world's fastest street car, capable of going from zero to 60 in one second (pic)
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(199)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Bank robber shows up at probation meeting wearing same clothes he wore during bank robbery. This would be odd if it wasn't in Florida
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Noodle bar robber paid for his meal and waited for his change before making his escape
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(17)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Dance Dance Revolution the hottest thing in Oakland. Literally. With 3,593-degree propane cannon that zaps you when you screw up
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(AP)
 
 
 
Worker productivity slowed to a standstill even as wages rose dramatically. Let's review: 1. Stop working. 2. ??? 3. Profit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain's teenagers are among most badly-behaved in Europe. With usual stock photo of passed-out teen girl goodness
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(91)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Behold Ranch dressing inventors inducted into hall of fame
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(51)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Police attempt to subdue escaped bull with taser, only to discover that tasers don't affect bulls
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(33)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Republic columnists pleads with Steve Jobs to start a car company. No word on if the smallest one would have no windows and just move around randomly
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Trick-or-treaters shoot homeowner in face. No word on if homeowner was giving out candy corn or toothbrushes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ads that Big Tobacco was forced to run about the dangers of smoking are causing teenagers to smoke more
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(169)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Article quotes web editor who says sites like Fark will help locate the more interesting video clips and spare everyone from sorting through the tons of crap at YouTube/Google. Check out the video tab if you haven't already
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Principal sends parents pie chart explaining grading system. Fark: Pie chart totals more than 100%
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(183)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Mischief is afoot as police search for man who broke in to woman's house, sucked her toe
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(36)
 
(Record Online)
 
 
 
High school girl soccer player arrested for punching opponent in the face, knocking out three teeth and fracturing her jaw during postgame handshakes
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(200)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: All cultural groups have their outcasts. In the spirit of Halloween, photoshop monsters who didn't get invited to the Monster's Ball
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(Pocket Picks)
 
 
 
Video 'retrosodes' of Knight Rider and Magnum P.I. coming to your mobile. Odds are your phone's screen isn't big enough to handle that much body hair
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(NPR)
 
 
 
People in Tokyo paying for the chance to hang out in a house with 100 cats. And to think that in the U.S. we arrest these bold entrepreneurs
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Watching people eat rat testicles, drink lark's vomit and crawl through a tunnel of pinchy scorpions good for kids, says parents group
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The corrupting power of Military-Industrial Complex made simple
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
This just in: Man asked to leave Gym for grunting while working out. This and other hard hitting news brought to you by WCBSTV NEW YORK
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(Personnel Today)
 
 
 
One in five workers are tuning into their iPods and turning away from their colleagues, according to research
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(142)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Anti-social behaviour orders (Asbos) have become a "badge of honour" among young criminals
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(92)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Forgetful? A virus may be eating your brain. Forgetful? A virus...why these pancakes??
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(68)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
In what should be the making of a peaceful and introspective Fark thread, Steve Irwin labelled a showoff
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Guatemala and Venezuela drop out of UN race, give security seat to Panama. They will face Ecuador in the quarterfinals
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The list of Skull and Crossbones members, to print out and show off at your next big tinfoil hat meeting. Maybe they'll promote you to High Fluffbunny
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Viral fossil brought back to life. This can only end well
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(87)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Beauty pageant contestant hangs dress from sprinkler head, uses hot steamer on it. Resulting deluge from triggered sprinkler system causes $30,000 in damage to pageant venue. Guess we know what her talent is
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Further proving Americans are stupid, October sales of SUVs skyrocketed after fuel prices idled
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(363)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New cell phone targets the over 50 crowd with giant buttons and an oldschool dial tone, which begs the question: do we really want to make it easier for the elderly to be on the phone while driving?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's official: South Korean women can now wear miniskirts and moon their North Korean counterparts
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fears that the UK would "sleep-walk into a surveillance society" have become a reality, the government's information commissioner has said
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(182)
 
(SB Sun.Com)
 
 
 
Two men have made 4 attempts to lasso different ATMs with a chain and drag them away. Each time, they've come up empty-handed. Dumbass tag beats Stupid tag
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Aussie "Wonderjock" shows size really does count when it comes to augmented underwear for men. Submitter chuckles, asks if you call that a penis? THIS is a penis
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(65)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
New Jersey police officer suing man he talked out of suicide
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(65)
 
(TCPalm)
 
 
 
The good news is that no major hurricanes struck Florida this year. The bad news is that killer bees have arrived in their place
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bob from "Sesame Street" was big in Japan (see link). Photoshop other heretofore undiscovered celeb Japanese albums
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Joey Buttafuoco's sentencing to Pound-Me-In-The-Buttafuoco-Federal-Prison delayed by judge
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(31)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
All that money Brits aren't spending on dental care they're apparently spending on beauty products; UK tops Europe in make-up purchases
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(47)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New York City considering tougher penalties for desecration or vandalism of monuments, particularly military ones. Unfortunately, 'summary execution' is not among them
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(27)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Eight story high "greenhouse roof" doubles as the world's largest skateboard ramp
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(29)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger leads Angelides by 16 in polls, neck diameter (with side by side pics)
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(88)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rube Goldberg at work. Train hits another train, derails train, derailed train hits bus, knocks out power to area
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(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Las Vegas' Stardust casino closes its doors after 48 years
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(138)
 
(farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 78: "hallowe'en part deux"
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Wed November 01, 2006
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dispute between two New York City pickle peddlers is ... well, in a pickle
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New York jail locked down after former inmate goes trick or treating nearby wearing his old prison-issue orange jumpsuit
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(33)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Tourism in Iceland crippled by country's decision to resume whaling. In related news, the phrase, "I'm going to Reykjavik for vacation" has apparently actually been uttered in the English language
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(88)
 
(WABI.tv)
 
 
 
Hold onto your hats -- some teens TP'ed phone poles, trees and more on Halloween night
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(46)
 
(Phayul)
 
 
 
Dalai Lama appeals for nuclear abolition. In other news, Dalai Lama has a beak, lives in the Amazon, and is very dangerous. If you see him yell, "¡Cuidado, Dalai Llama"
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(93)
 
(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
Puppy rescued from manhole (w/ cute pic). No, Richard Gere was not involved
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(37)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Marauding gangs of fat chicks are stealing teh candy
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(86)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious on hand to report that a man cannot remember some things that happened before he got amnesia
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(33)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Finalists for new Minnesota license plates do not include house boat sex parties
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(52)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
If you are an escape artist it's probably a good idea to let the cops know you are jumping off of a bridge while wearing a straight jacket on purpose
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teens who read poorly have higher suicide risk. Those who spell poorly just congregate on web forums
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(72)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eyeball-pop blinding leads to recall of self retracting dog leashes. Don't read this if you're eating custard
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(78)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Yo, yo Furries be terrorizin' Tuscon, AZ's hood. In other news, Tuscon has a hood
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(105)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Factory making the original pink flamingo lawn ornament shutting down. Flocks of panicked Floridians descend on local Wal-Marts, desperately searching for other methods to make their lawns look tacky
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(38)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Under state's new smoking laws, actors in Colorado's theater companies may have to use candy cigarettes if portraying a smoker because your lungs won't know they're faking, or something like that
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(51)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Aggie students are building another 45-foot-tall logfire. EVERYBODY PANIC1
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(146)
 
(New West)
 
 
 
How to meet naked Montanans
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(49)
 
(Burning for You)
 
 
 
Hallelujah I feel the fire of Jesus burning all over me Actually, it's not Jesus, just some crazy guy with a can of gas, who ran into a church and started lighting parishioners on fire
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(92)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
New low for attack ads: "Ron Kind even spent your tax dollars to pay teenage girls to watch pornographic movies with probes connected to their genitalia" (w/ link to video)
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(191)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists agree that the High Priestess of the Oracle at Delphi was high, but can't decide what she was high on
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Diebold demands that HBO cancel documentary on the integrity of its voting machines due to inaccuracies, such as suggesting that they have integrity
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spiral staircase
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Angry squirrels hiding in mailboxes is another story
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(Miss Georgia USA)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2007 Miss Georgia USA contestants. Submitter is pulling for Miss Metro-Atlanta, simply out of fear
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(663)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Moroccan artist wins Iranian "Holocaust cartoon" contest. Glad that's over with. "Actually, we will continue until the destruction of Israel" Oy vey
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Hampshire orthodontist buying back Halloween candy at $2 a pound. Finally something to do with that crappy orange-wrapped taffy
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(58)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
70% of Dutch use internet. And 50% of them featured in some very interesting photo galleries
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN Reports that a character Michael J. Fox played in the 1980s may not support him today. Great reporting, CNN
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(141)
 
(Some Alien)
 
 
 
Trumping the Transformers costume, it's the Aliens Forklift costume
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(71)
 
(JohnKerry.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
John Kerry (D-umbass) apologizes, again. Talk Radio hosts still not happy, demand full pound of flesh
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(1187)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Wearing 625 condoms at once leads to severe penile injury
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese film director up for environmental award for damaging pristine Himalayan lakeside area during film shooting. No, really
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(27)
 
(aberdeennews)
 
 
 
Moose jumps fence of pasture and makes itself at home with cows, refuses to leave, orders pizza
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vermont ditches nursing homes in favor of paying friends $10 an hour to check on the elderly. What could possibly go wrong?
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush announces he won't fire Cheney or Rumsfeld. Because nobody gets to fire their bosses
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(249)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Man robs bus using two dirty rats. James Cagney not amused
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(28)
 
(wqad)
 
 
 
Wheaton to start using anklets to measure the alcohol content of offenders while at the same time making them look like sex offenders
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford sales rise. Chrysler sales drop. Sales of "Calvin pissing on Chevy logo" remain steady
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(74)
 
(WBBM 780AM)
 
 
 
Officer Bangsalot is in trouble again
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(45)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Full-service cable company insists "no more free ride" for dotcom providers, insists nonstarter tariff better than raising rates. Bonus: Still the only ISP to turn over subscriber information to the RAI. Ironic tag dodges Obvious for the win
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(90)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man steals 5,000 pairs of shoes to savor the odor
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(20)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Burgler attempts to steal student's paper on German literature due at noon. Student takes his grades very seriously
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(50)
 
(911blogger)
 
 
 
For your voting needs, a list of candidates approved by 9/11 conspiracy nutbars. Looks like Vermont and Florida win the crazy award
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(184)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Artist takes photos of celebrity look-alikes using the toilet. Claims it says something deep about the human condition, the importance of two-ply
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Student at Leon M. Goldstein High School in Brooklyn decides it would be a great idea to dress up as Hitler for Halloween. Hilarity? Oy vey
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