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Sun October 29, 2006
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(Army.mil)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mascot
source: www4.army.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Yotter)
 
 
 
One superyacht that won't be upstaged for the next year or so, with mouth watering picture goodness
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Because it does so well with everything else, The UN is going to start regulating the Internet
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
Building your nest egg -- planning and diversifying (VIDEO) (Featured Partner)
 
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The reason why there have been so few hurricanes this year? African dust. Here comes the climate science
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yamaha R1 vs Porsche vs Fighter jet
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(77)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
University students attempt world record streak after football game: "It's the kinds of experience that 20 years from now I'm going to be telling my kids"
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
People who turn to the Internet for health advice tend not to check their sources, study finds. In related news, does this look infected to you?
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Government funded plan to put Chaplains in schools to counsel students. And they don't mean amusing fellows with a cane & funny shoes
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Subscribe to TotalFark - where weird news is free and the really insane stuff is only $5 extra.
 
 
(Monty JibJab)
 
Video
 
Who doesn't love the Lumberjack Song?
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British may be microchipped "like dogs" in a decade. Irish, Scots and Welsh snicker, ask how them apples taste
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(75)
 
(Some Nighthawk Guy)
 
 
 
25 Reasons why America is so Beautiful
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(277)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen takes vehicle for a joyride. News: A city bus scheduled for auction. Florida: Teen picks up passengers and collects fare. Fark: Again
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(57)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"I thought my high school picture was cute." -- Hillary Clinton. You decide
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(259)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 100 albums of the 1980s
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(175)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh noes - the furriners are takin' ahr condom-makin' jorbs
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(44)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Surgeon hopes to one day harvest organs from his genetically-altered pigs
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nintendo strikes deal with CNN to deliver Wii News Channel to gamers
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(83)
 
(JibJab)
 
 
 
The coolest pumpkin carvings you will see today
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 pimped pickup trucks
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(54)
 
(Lola)
 
 
 
World's most cursed places
source: crazylinkz.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
President of South America's largest country wins landslide victory by a brazilian votes, is accused of corruption
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tobacco companies reveal latest marketing juggernaut for Gen Y's. Be the first kid on your block with an iTumor
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Used to working long hours for low pay and have customers completely unable to understand them, India plans home-grown chain of Wal-Marts
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Department of Fictional Statistics says that businesses could lose up to $17 billion through employees goofing off with online Christmas shopping. Ho Ho Ho
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man dies in a fire, authorities scouring Farkives to see just what he did to piss people off
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas man catches 40lb blue catfish. No noodling was involved
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homeowners in areas with good schools, low crime rates and clean streets to face four-fold increase in taxes. The lesson being: take care of your neighborhood, pay the price
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(WWMT)
 
 
 
Two. There are two rabid bats terrorizing the neighborhood. Ah ah ah ah
source: wwmt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
US Missile Defense Agency unveils a 747 with frikkin' lasers strapped to its frikkin' head
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French overtake America in weapons sales. Success attributed to France's "never used, dropped once" white flag clearance specials
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man jumps out of tree attached by bungee cord to scare Halloween hayriders. Works better than planned because nothing is quite as scary as a dead body smacking the ground
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(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
When robbing a fireworks store with a shotgun, remember not to fire off a warning shot inside the store
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A very cool picture of an exploded star
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Great Lakes fish farmers furious over ban on interstate commerce in cold fish as feds enforce rule that previously only applied to Hillary Clinton
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Cheerleader girls suspended for attending Halloween party, but no action taken against male jocks who went to the same party
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(krld-am)
 
 
 
Retirement age for professional pilots to be raised to 65. In other news, farmers markets expecting to install air defenses
source: krld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Canadian Press)
 
 
 
Design contest is an attempt to make Tupperware appeal to consumers under the age of 40
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Halloween costume and its, errrr... accoutrements
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
104 die in Nigerian plane crash. Banks expected to be looking for next of kin for all their millions
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Why medicine expirations actually matter. Bonus: Funded by drug companies
source: health.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Kids today are harder to scare than ever, and laugh at Freddy Krueger and Jason
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Army steps up efforts to monitor military bloggers, just to be sure nothing important slips out
source: estripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(The Morning News)
 
 
 
iPod etiquette
source: themorningnews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Dogs dressed up for Halloween
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby bengal tigers born in Indonesia
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedes consider America "most dangerous to world peace". In other news, Americans consider Sweden....no, wait. Americans don't consider Sweden at all
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(318)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Obvious: Man found walking outside bank robbery with $10k in pockets. Interesting: Man found to have nothing to do with robbery. Florida: Cops keep his cash
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(154)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
FYI: Since you got an extra hour of sleep this morning, here's the scoop on changes to Daylight Savings Time
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create your own motivational poster
source: bighugelabs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(294)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Small village has been linked to supernatural events for more than 200 years
source: courant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Chronicle-Herald)
 
 
 
Pretty soon, it will cost you $300 if you're caught publicly urinating in Calgary, leaving you almost no way to express how you feel about the city
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(55)
 
(Beacon News)
 
 
 
Scientists warn peace and quiet is on the verge of extinction
source: suburbanchicagonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(wfmy.com)
 
 
 
Man intentionally puts $500 penny into circulation ... Gee Thanks a lot, mister
source: wfmy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Firefox 2.0 kicks ass
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(235)
 
(Listvine.com)
 
 
 
Nine reasons not to upgrade to Firefox 2.0
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(139)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
No, you are not the only one going to a Halloween party with a stingray sticking out of your chest
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Some Guy in Stripes)
 
 
 
Caption this referee and sportswoman
source: smugmug.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boston Celtics legend Red Auerbach has smoked his last cigar, passes away at age 89
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(44)
 
(maj.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this messy girl
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican crowned world transsexual beauty queen. There s/he is ... (pic)
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(239)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Caption this pumpkin lifter
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(50)
 
(TIL)
 
 
 
Pagan prisoners given day off work on Halloween out of 'respect for their religious beliefs'
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(24Dash)
 
 
 
British hospital to start treating dogs and cats with cancer in what critics call "a disaster waiting to happen." Ain't socialized medicine grand?
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Changes to copyright laws urged to satisfy "iPod generation." No word on changes to lawn-trespassing law for the same dumbfarks
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Skinny Puppy's "Worlock" is the scariest music video: discuss
source: music.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Powerhouses China and Indonesia share five titles at Badminton World Cup, proving there's a wussier World Cup than the grass-diving one
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
2 Fast 2 Furious 4 Legs: Italian police having trouble with illegal street racing, except in this case it's racing horses (LGT video)
source: media.theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Grouchy)
 
 
 
Forget stretch limos and yuppie tanks - THIS is what the HumVee was bred for
source: grouchymedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fewer arrests than ever at Halloween party in Illinois' largest state park, even though Moses appeared at this one bearing the 11th Commandment: "Beer me"
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(30)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Patriotic Michigan cops in full riot gear invade school for a safety drill. America-hating parents upset for some reason
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Mercedes-Benz S600 Guard lets you drive safely through war zones in-style
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Frightened Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy's new hairdo
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(64)
 


Sat October 28, 2006
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop these people in zero gravity
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(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New biography claims Harry Houdini was a spy for the U.S. and Great Britain before being murdered
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(38)
 
(Some Undead)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to dress like a zombie & wander around where they shot the original "Dawn Of The Dead" then Sunday is your lucky day
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(51)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark will be down most of this Saturday (TODAY) while we move the hardware to another (closer to home) city. Main pages will still work but comments won't. See the link for details and a move blog/pictures from the road
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(1)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man discovers cure for premature ej
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(eastvalleytribune)
 
 
 
Waitresses at the Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, Az. who dress in skimpy nurses outfits raise ire, pants tents. "Nurse, we need to apply moist heat, STAT"
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(39)
 
(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
Rain, sleet, snow, nothing stops "master pimp" mailman from delivering prostitutes
source: myfoxny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Asshat forgets the two rules of cocaine. Rule number 1: Leave your blow in the car when going to city hall. Rule number 2: Always follow rule number 1
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(14)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Two Irishmen selling dirt to Irish Americans who want a handful of "the mother country" on their graves
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Boat that "looks like something the Romulans would travel in" attempting to circumnavigate globe running on animal fat and vegetable oil (w/ pic)
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amateur porn is alive and well and living at San Francisco's Amateur Erotic Film Competition (SFW)
source: today.reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(AF.mil)
 
 
 
Photoshop this firefighter
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(27)
 
(Intl. Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki has issued a statement: "Please do not kill me"
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How will you survive the outage? Where is the party going when Fark goes offline?
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(222)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"We have a French maid costume for a toddler," Jyoti says. "It's amazing."
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(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Manila is so crowded, people are now living in the cemetaries. They didn't even bother to move the headstones this time
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Nothing says God like stogeys, cursing, car crashes and porn
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every time a batshiat crazy person learns HTML, God kills a network admin
source: moralarmor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Academia dumbing down to keep enrollments up. "If comics are your thing, why not make a career of it?"
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(40)
 
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Johnny Knoxville's letters to his brother
source: mcsweeneys.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
OMG I H8 MI LIFE :: Why Do You Hate Your Life? :: OMFG MI MOM SUXX :: Tell Me More About Your Mom
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blizzard adjusts new Blood Elves to make them more manly, less metro
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to have a lucid dream. Note: article does not include steps on how to manage embarassment about why you're humping your pillow in the middle of the night
source: charleshamel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Reward for California arsonist rises to $500,000. Family of arsonist decides it's in their interest to hold out for more
source: www9.sbs.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
OPEC has finally decided on the best means to get that pesky barrel price of oil back up. If you guessed "Terror", go ahead and light your fat Cuban cigar with a flaming $1000 bill
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
British men spend six months of their lives ogling women. Amateurs
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Plasma TVs, Internet access... hell they could give out free handjobs and it doesn't mean McDonald's food wouldn't still taste like ass
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Al-Qaeda warns Canada to quit with the poutine thing or else
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 scariest video games of all-time
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(DarkJohnson's Hammer)
 
 
 
Return of the robin
source: pbase.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(The Easter Bunny)
 
 
 
Coolest egg-based art you will see today
source: amazing-arts.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sad trumps Florida as 85-year-old has "bike" stolen after spending 3 years refurbishing it. In other news, Associate Press completely unfamiliar with what "bike" is short for
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford worker wins $225,000 by buying lottery ticket on his way for his last day of work before being laid off. "This will enable me to take care of everything."
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Black cat adoptions prohibited until Nov. 2 to prevent mistreatment in Halloween pranks, sacrifice in satanic rituals, and explotation on Nov. 1 for World Vegan Day
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The greatest car ad ever produced
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Statue of Dennis the Menace stolen. Although it will be Ruff to find thieves, cops hope they can Ketcham
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
10 best US cities to find a job
source: realestate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
'Weird Al' Yankovic's birthday was this week. AudioEdit a song for him
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series. ESPN pretends to care
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(313)
 


Fri October 27, 2006
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Jobless man drives car into schoolchildren, goes on hatchet rampage, remains unemployed
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Scott Adams, the author of the "Dilbert" cartoon strip, suffers from Spasmodic Dysphonia, a rare disorder that causes him to speak only in rhyme or while pinching his nose
source: kplctv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Producers surprised viewers nominated very few women for Britain's greatest living icon
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you plan on taking a taxi cab in NYC this winter, it'll soon cost you more to sit in traffic
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 13 greatest horror movies ever
source: thegeekzine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(355)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Beer tap handles going from functional to *fabulous*. Liberals blame Busch
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moth
source: img145.imageshack.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
You have to be a little crazy to attack a policeman with a knife, but you have to be all kinds of crazy to attack one with a handful of rattlesnakes
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CBS News rates the sleaziest ads of this particularly sleazy election year
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(97)
 
(gamespot.com)
 
 
 
Jack Thompson sends Midway Games a cease and desist over his likeness in new Mortal Kombat game. Apparently Florida lawyers are the new enemies of ninjas
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(108)
 
(WDBJ7)
 
 
 
Last year, mall Santa was facing Victoria's Secret. This year, mall officials punish Santa, facing him towards Old Navy. Poor Santa - two months of screaming kids, and they take away his only pleasure
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(49)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
It sounds like the punchline of a bad joke, but this samurai sword-wielding German is for real
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(48)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Microsoft completes deathstar to hover over major cities, promote Vista, destroy Sarah Connor
source: jonsey.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Congressman wants fake NWA boarding pass guy arrested; messenger killed
source: blog.wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe Bono is the Messiah after all: church in Maine incorporates U2 music into their communion services as part of "U2Charist"
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(65)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Suspicious white powder found in former President Bill Clinton's office in Harlem. No word yet on whether he inhaled
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(170)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Employer looking for sober Russians to employ has only found 126 because it seems that in Russia, work is the curse of the drinking classes
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Castro might be dead, or maybe just pining for the fjords
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Moby angered by Limbaugh's comments about Michael J. Fox. This will no doubt upset Charleton Heston, which in turn will drive Barbra Streisand crazy. And the daisy chain of celebrity whining continues
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(437)
 
(The Age AU)
 
 
 
Stop the Presses: Muslim cleric who called women "uncovered meat" blames Bush
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(268)
 
(Some JibJabber)
 
 
 
Farker's friend reaches final 6 in JibJab's "Great Sketch Experiment." Please help out by voting for his entry DIT
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(148)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun is on the meth-stuffed Elmo case like a fat kid on a pastry (pics)
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eight stupid ideas for last-minute, low budget Halloween costumes, inlcuing iPod Commercial and Sudoku
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(256)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
The Daily Show explains the midterm elections, Schoolhouse Rock style
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(65)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Hey, at least he took time to put on a tie: Photoshop this dapper resident of the Steeler Nation
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(73)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" turns 40 this year. Lucy's outbursts now being attributed to menopause
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(140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British town covered in two tons of powdered Cream of Wheat after accident at food processing plant. "It looked like there had been a heavy frost. Everywhere was just white, even the grass," says witness
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(91)
 
(Some Bavarian)
 
 
 
Author explains why beer became the national drink of the US, why it eventually tasted like horse urine, and why it came to taste good again, leading to the invention of Fark
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(448)
 
(NY Press)
 
 
 
Study finds smoking in cars a danger to children; apparently interferes with their driving and talking on cell phones
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(287)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Britons are "digging up, shooting, firebombing, and hammering" automated cameras set up to catch speeders on highways (first item in story)
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(167)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
For some reason white parents at a pee wee football game didn't think wearing afro wigs and blackface would offend the opposing team that has black players
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(628)
 
(WZZM)
 
 
 
In fundraising speech, President Bush repeatedly refers to congressional candidate Jeff Lamberti as "Dave"
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(456)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Glasses thief posts robbery on YouTube, gets arrested. Didn't see that one coming
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Dallas coach and his family eat at McDonalds. News: They find a rat and sue for $1.7M. Fark: Story finds a way to mention TO
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(186)
 
(Some Gorey Horror Lover)
 
 
 
Check out The Redsin Tower from ToeTag Pictures (featuring a very excited TFette). Halloween extravaganza on Sunday in NYC and red carpet screening on Nov. 16 in Pittsburgh. Fark party?
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(81)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dye in blue jeans capable of killing cancer cells, leaving healthy cells unscathed. Here comes the science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this playoff couple. Difficulty = No Karate Kid
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(90)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sportswriters get All-Star game put on hold because the press box is too small, not enough hot dogs served
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
48 tons of chicken Korma spills on British highway in worst case of curry runs ever
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(49)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Bob Geldof opens Canadian stem cell research facility. Tell me why I don't like fundies, tell me why I don't like fundies
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(334)
 
(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Scientists turn plain old water into one hell of an explosive. Eeep
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Idiots who built new Scottish Natural Heritage headquarters congratulating themselves for including stupid "green roof" until they find out it costs £5,000 to mow
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If the only thing in your DayTimer is "Appear in court", don't do so wearing a clean T-shirt saying, "Read this while I check out your tits." Judges hate that
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(43)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Birmingham England, where all firearms are illegal, is the country's "gun capital"
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(251)
 
(US DOE)
 
 
 
US Dept of Energy to award $100M for Hydrogen fuel cell research. In other news, world's largest supplier of hydrogen, AirProducts, uses natural gas to make hydrogen
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(177)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Expert says annual flu shots about as effective at preventing flu as homeopathy or even chiropractic
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(120)
 
(Money Central)
 
 
 
Airbus signs deal to build first aircraft assembly plant in China, the first outside the EU. That's all. Oh, they also inked a $14 billion 170 A321 order from a Chinese airline. No coincidence there, nope
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(81)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Head of British agency whose job is fighting alcohol abuse forced to resign after being found drunk at work
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aussie kids create 25 foot tall gasoline fire across busy street. That's not a fire. THIS is a fire
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(36)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
South Park to air episode featuring the death of Steve Irwin. Crikey
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(271)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Canadian twins conjoined at the head said to be doing well, but still look forward to going their separate ways
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British librarian who stole and sold rare books receives suspended sentence, avoids £-him-in-the-arse prison
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(43)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ancient brothel restored in Pompeii. Every girl in the place was smokin' hot
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(77)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
PC maker says Vista Basic will suck so bad that everybody will "upgrade" to the next level
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(264)
 
(The Herald)
 
 
 
Infrared technology which identifies individual students by "reading" the unique pattern of veins in their hand would be used as part of security system at Scottish schools
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(31)
 
(NBC30.com)
 
 
 
Want your lawn to be better than your neighbor's come spring time? Here's how to get a jump now
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When you're wanted on multiple warrants, it's not the smartest thing to hide 100lbs of pot in your garage. Because, you know, people can smell it
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(30)
 


Thu October 26, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Exxon's quarterly revenue ($99 billion) greater than the GDP of The United Arab Emirates ($98 billion) and Kuwait ($53 billion)
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(143)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
New York City fires online tutors from India because they haven't passed background checks. In related news, New York City tutors its kids from India
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(13)
 
(Pollster)
 
 
 
The coolest charts tracking competitive House, Senate, and Governor races for this year's election you'll ever see
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Wow, I am sick of having to drive these sick dudes alllll the way home" "Hey, why don't we throw him out there with those hobos, it's only midnight" "Good idea, Bob"
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(35)
 
(Some Carver)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strangely-carved stump chair
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How much is a perfectly normal 2003 penny worth? $15,119.99 more than you would have guessed
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Been wondering why people care that the Ford Taurus dies this week, besides the lost jobs? Here's a brief overview of how it may have been the most influencial car since the Model T, and why you probably owe your Corolla to it
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(166)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
"Anyone who says there isn't a party when there is no alcohol is an alcoholic," said Catherine Bath executive director of Exaggerating Buzzkillers R Us
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(120)
 
(Ynetnews)
 
 
 
Remember when Israeli planes shot at a German ship? Turns out "shot at" means "flew in the general direction of without leaving Israeli airspace"
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Super Soaker mods
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Star of "Scrotal Vengeance" claims she's the Julia Roberts of horror flicks, mad at Stuff magazine for overlooking her in its horror-queens list
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teachers aide accused of doing a striptease in front of her students gets 9 years in prison. Debra Lafave chuckles to herself and gets set up for a Maxim shoot
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(235)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Allowing for POWs to be brought to the brink of drowning and repeated over and over is not only a good international standard but is a "no-brainer" according to Cheney who is not trying to imply that he has no brain
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(972)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clear Channel management under investigation for "suspicious" options trading leading up to announcement of sale
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(52)
 
(mtvu.com)
 
Video
 
Check out Kevin Smith's new internet TV Show "Sucks Less with Kevin Smith"
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(125)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Where does your right to free expression end?
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(276)
 
(Some MySpacer)
 
 
 
Barbra Streisand's recent "STFU" onstage outburst remixed into dance track (uncensored version in link)
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(151)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Starbucks executive explaining new coffeeshop locations: "Going to the other side of the street can be a barrier"
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Women are to blame for rape" Cleric apologizes for remark, says he will not step down; ends apology by muttering "womenwhoaskforrapesaywhat?"
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(245)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hamas in trade talks with Israel, offering one soldier for hundreds of Palestinians; Yankees interested as well, offering A-Rod and Mussina
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(89)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
After claiming that his opponent parties with Playboy bunnies, Republican Bob Corker's daughter caught doing the naughty on Facebook
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(297)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas no longer to instruct students to throw papers and books at gunmen in schools
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(72)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Devout Scientologist mother treats her paranoid schizophrenic son with vitamins and Dianetics. Son teaches Mom why L. Ron Hubbard is not considered a leading mental health expert
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(223)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guys observing flying fish
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(86)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Skull pictures, everything spark Islamic anger
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(408)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
People really getting sick of MySpace
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(219)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maxim to open a chain of steak houses across the US. Beef will be under-fed and served with fake melons
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(116)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Bomb squad deployed to Michigan school to defuse bottle of chocolate milk
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(65)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
You know it's a bad day when your company van gets stolen. You know it's getting worse when the thieves use it to rob a grocery store
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(17)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man, you should have been at Dave's last night We're all sittin' around doing drugs when Donnie took a claw hammer to the leg and Dave shot his brother in the stomach. It was killer
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(59)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Study Shows Nuclear Test Made S. Koreans Horny
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(65)
 
(KXAN.com)
 
 
 
Poll: 57 percent of 18-29ers OK with making cigarettes illegal nationwide. Smoke 'em while you still can
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(923)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kurt Warner, Patricia Heaton and that guy who played Jesus don't love Michael J. Fox
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(539)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Three 17-year-old girls booted from school for dressing as popular children's character "Captain Underpants." Captain Obvious unavailable for comment
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(244)
 
(kfor-tv)
 
 
 
State DHS worker punished for reporting illegal aliens that were applying for benefits to INS
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(162)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis airport's new runway that cost $1.1 billion and forced thousands of people to move. However noise complaints are are lower than expected, mainly because it is never used
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(75)
 
(Record Online)
 
 
 
Lawyer claims porno and joke emails sent by principal were in 'poor taste', but not racist. See samples too
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(77)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Canadian Armed Forces drops fitness test to lure new recruits. Lieutenant Porkins seen celebrating in the mess hall
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(85)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
♫ And you should never put igua-naaaas, in the refri-her-ator...No no no ♫
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(111)
 
(Some Coonhound)
 
 
 
Alabama coach Mike Shula's latest excuse for losing to Tennessee: Your mascot bit my player
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(60)
 
(Wimbledon Guardian)
 
 
 
Family meal ruined by urine thrower
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(81)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Strange: Man drowns after lawn mower flips over, pinning him underwater. Stranger: Not the first time this has happened in town. Strangest: This month
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mohammed cartoon lawsuit beheaded
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(202)
 
(Waxy)
 
 
 
A guide to North Korea's official web portal
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(127)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Free newspapers responsible for New York subway flooding. It's too bad there isn't a site where you could read not news online and avoid such problems
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(40)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Number of speeders doubles one day after speed cameras are turned off on an Arizona freeway, including the genius clocked at 139 mph. Obvious tag puts the pedal to the metal and wants you to get the hell out of the left lane
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(171)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Starbucks blocks Ethiopia's attempts to trademark names of coffee varieties, warns Italy against trademarking cup size names
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do you frequently find yourself waking up in the middle of a furious dry-hump session with your sleeping wife? Don't worry, scientists are searching for a cure
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(183)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
This weeks "Florida man wrestles dog from alligator's jaws" brought to you from Lee County, FL
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man turns himself in for driving drunk In 1990
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(57)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Elderly men to perform nude dance routines for charity. "We're the Chippendales with wrinkles." (w/o picture goodness)
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tennessee Republicans pull infamously negative campaign ad, replace it with one that says Democratic challenger "wants to give the abortion pill to our schoolchildren" and is in the pay of porn executives
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(360)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Terrorist' caught in US legal limbo. His crime ? Trying to assassinate Castro
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(76)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
GOP ad that says "Canada can take care of North Korea, they're not busy" offends Canadians with nothing to do but be offended by GOP ads
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(277)
 
(deadspin)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced game 4 of the World Series with episodes of "The War at Home". Let's see if anyone notices. Bonus: FOX lies about the weather
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(183)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYU's golf coach gets more then a two-stroke penalty after taking his team to a strip club
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City of Chesapeake begs company for 10 years for the right to Chesapeake.com. Company relents, gives domain name to City for free. Fark: City sells name for $120k
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(81)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Top 10 real life ghost photos (cool pics)
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(379)
 
(CourtTV)
 
 
 
No it's not 1985, but schizophrenic's lawyer is dusting off the Dungeons & Dragons defense for a murder trial
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(254)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Asthma is overdiagnosed in fat people, whose shortness of breath and wheezing is completely normal
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(122)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Survey finds women are grumpier then men in the morning. Obvious tag seen fleeing from large bear shiatting in the woods
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(108)
 
(Lycos News)
 
 
 
Dad wants cussing toy off store shelves. "I've had to explain to parents why my son is saying the F-word; it's horrible" Because Junior certainly couldn't have learned it anywhere else
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(100)
 
(Drew and Marcus)
 
 
 
Drew drops in at San Francisco State to do an interview with Drew (no relation) and Marcus. Podcast No. 23
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(20)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Former B.C. high school teacher, on trial for sleeping with several female students, tries out the "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" defence
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(125)
 
(Big Splash)
 
 
 
Photoshop the USN's newest ship taking the plunge
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(55)
 
(forktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 77: "forks"
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(128)
 
(News ate Austin)
 
 
 
Rural neighbors of Lance Armstrong claim he built a giant dam, then peed in their pool
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some countries try to refute criticism over their treatment of prisoners by saying they are only following the U.S. example on handling terror suspects. America, that old shinning beacon on a hill
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(279)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Good: 300 high school students line up for a senior photo. Bad: They get attacked by a swarm of hornets
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(63)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
A SINGLE U.S. F-22 Raptor could wipe out the entire North Korean air force in about 15 minutes
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(348)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: A syndicate of mathematics professors and tutors in Britain develop a formula for picking lotto numbers. NEWS: they win $13 million. Submitter wishes he had listened during his probability lectures
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(261)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Prosecutor arrested for having sex in womens bathroom during Seahawks game. Joins other Hawks on the DL with groin strain
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(46)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fugitive gunned down by police after brandishing an unloaded shoe
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(81)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two houses evacuated amid fears of exploding fish
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(28)
 


Wed October 25, 2006
(KSAT.com)
 
 
 
84 year-old grandma claims she didn't know grandkids were using her humble abode as a crackhouse. "Most of the time I'm back in my room reading the Bible."
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(65)
 
(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Today's naked man gets shot story, brought to you by the city of Augusta, Ga
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most women over 40 "convinced they look younger," also believe their faces only hold three days' worth of rain rather than a week's
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feeling as though a daytime tv show, various Food Network shows, books, magazines, etc. aren't enough to carry on her legacy, Rachael Ray plans to open a chain of burger joints. Get ready for too much evoo and onions with that burger
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(157)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Women walking around without Islamic garb are uncovered meat and to blame when they get raped by the predators looking at them. Just another sermon brought to you by Australia's grand mufti
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(233)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dangling hamsters. No, not dancing. Dangling
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TV news by mistake shows download tray of interviewed person
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(122)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Car parked in front of store is too close for store owner's comfort, so he takes matters into his own hands by moving the car himself. With a forklift
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh my god, this is such wonderful news - FDA approves first medicine to treat both the manic and depressive sides of bipolar disorder. It probably won't work though. At least not for me, I'm such a loser
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(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Super cool close-up of a snowflake
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(114)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
To rival the "Face on Mars" behold the "Native American Listening To An Ipod" mountain in Canada
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blind web users sue Target over their site's inaccessibility for the vision impaired. Target's response: ,|,,(-_-),,|,
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(142)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Dog sucks on toads to get high. Owner currently searching for a suitable 12-step program
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(62)
 
(Fort Wayne dot com)
 
 
 
Unless you want to subject your city to a $300,000 lawsuit, you probably ought not pass around copies of a videotaped strip search
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Heroic firefighters save Miami from 1000 pound roll of flaming toilet paper
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Drug dealers in Colorado accused of transporting meth in Elmo dolls (video included)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
City of Boston has hit its liquor license cap
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(Some Firefox Folk)
 
 
 
Internet Explorer team send Firefox a cake to celebrate their v2.0 release. Reports indicate the icing was rendered incorrectly before the cake disappeared from the desktop altogether
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(Regret the Error)
 
 
 
"Queen Elizabeth has 10 times the lifespan of workers and lays up to 2,000 eggs a day." And boy are her ovaries tired
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Unexplained low-frequency hum is driving some people to gouge out their ears with chainsaws. Well, kinda
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Hello, I am Dr. Akele Mumumba. I have recently come into some wealth and am trying to get three Shell oil platforms out of the country
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Winter is coming, and that means it's time for North Korean housewives to swap recipes for Filet of Grass, Bark Soup, and hot, steamy Imaginary Dumplings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DOT suspends construction work around Florida State Prison due to heavy traffic congestion from people celebrating Danny Rolling's execution
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Before you make your daily bank deposit, make sure you remove your marijuana from the bag first
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Punctuation, is: dying ... ?
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Teens throughout the Florida Treasure Coast say they are bored because the area doesn't offer enough for them to do. What do you suggest they do to fill their time? LGT poll with suggestions, but feel free to add your own
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German man fined $9,400 for killing eagle that was attacking his weiner dog
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Idiot Boston film student decides to recreate scene from The Matrix, complete with masked, camouflage-wearing actors on rooftop pointing guns at the street without telling anyone, least of all the cops. SWAT could possibly go wrong?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey Supreme Court approves benefits for same-sex unions; declines to call them marriages. This should make everyone happy and solve all problems
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oil prices climb $2 a barrel on news that Oprah has approved of Madonna's adoption of African boy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vampyre club seeks new recruits. Older members getting kind of long in the tooth
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Today's "Girl gets arrested for making a spoof Myspace page of her teacher" brought to you by Farmington, CT
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(AP)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve leaves rates unchanged. Your ARM just got more rest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GM considers its latest $115 million loss a tremendous success, which explains how the automaker would up floundering in the first place
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(M-Live)
 
 
 
Man caught having sex with a dog that had been dead for several days in full view of a daycare center. Dumbass, Scary and Sick tags all throw up in their mouths a little
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unconventional biathlon painting
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(Galvestion Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is no law in Texas specifically forbidding driving with a shotgun sticking out of your window
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman receives gas bill for $27,497.08. Bill has headline reading "Good news. Natural gas prices are lower than last year." Hilarity ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Famous quotes are often misquoted and misattributed
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Israeli jets fire missiles at German Navy vessel near Lebanon; this should end well
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(TownOnline.com)
 
 
 
Police arrest man after finding 95 bags of heroin in his anus
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Trogdor makes his way onto a bonus track in "Guitar Hero 2"
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(NewsChannel 5)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal took part in botched kiddie porn raid at wrong house. Now facing heat both on and off, and in and out of court
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman auctions himself on Ebay for Halloween. Airfare, hotel and a night at Scores included. Nobody bidding, though, because vaccinations and doctor visit afterward aren't included
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
7-Eleven pulls Cocaine from store shelves, says store can't keep up with competition from its parking lots (77)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Polar bear felled by its only natural enemy -- the West-Nile virus-carrying mosquito
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(woai)
 
 
 
Reporter requests city council's internet logs. Hilarity, Motley Crue and cheerleader surfing ensues
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Best way to win a big lottery prize in Ontario is to work for the corporation that runs the lottery -- 214 people who do have won $50,000 or more since 1999, the odds of which are one in a trillion, trillion, trillion, trillion
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man pulled over for drunk driving headbutts the pavement several times. That's the officers' story, and they're sticking to it
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Police chief resigns after emailing his fatass officers suggesting they lay off the McDonald's, which of course "offended" them
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(WBAL)
 
 
 
Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 Baltimore at 11:00 a.m. or thereabouts
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(50)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
A major reason the Mexican border is not secure: Corrupt Texans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Newspaper runs pic of world's ugliest woman for story about growing trend of brides posing nude for their grooms
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brit surgeons gain ethical permission to perform full face transplants. God help the poor bastard that gets a Prince Charles
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(AP)
 
 
 
Bush schedules news conference today to reveal exciting new wartime catch-phrase
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Wow, look at that big bull elk standing perfectly still, right next to the road, two weeks before the season opens. BAM! Nine morans busted for shooting elk decoy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea lovingly warns the South that sanctions against them will result in the South "paying a high cost"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
SGI has no customers left, but the new business model involves suing everyone on the planet that uses a frame buffer
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(Defense technology)
 
 
 
Homeland Security looking to arm airports with laser and microwave weapons. No word if they will be operated by the same crack security teams currently going through your carry-on luggage and thwarting your attempts to take over an airline with hair gel
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(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Remember to always turn your headlights on when it's raining. Especially if you have 16 pounds of meth in your car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian city, under pressure for alleged sexual harassment within its fire department, has ordered firefighters to wear only boxer-style underwear. Your dog wants tighty whities and poutine
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
12:06 p.m.: Fark becomes sentient. 12:07 p.m.: Beer truck collides with truck carrying potato chips in Australia
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(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this creepy grinning girl
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Small Pacific islands may be swamped by rising sea levels thanks to global warming, sending thousands of topless native girls to our shore as refugees. Tragic. So tragic
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Japanese invent robotic nanny. Because really, Japanese schoolchildren weren't messed up enough yet
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Judge rules that a high school student's constitutional rights were violated when he was supended without a hearing. Really, all he did was perform a drive-by on school grounds
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Caption Barack Obama taking control of the mic
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Apparently, "I love a good session on the Bishop's Finger" is not an appropriate beer advertisement
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
School principal suspended for six days after giving student a wedgie. Student suspended for six seconds
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(Social Security)
 
 
 
Farker's son to be born in the morning, haven't thought of a name yet, help. Voting enabled
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Life begins to imitate Mad Max in drought-stricken Aussie communities as bandits begin stealing water. Road Warrior furious at having to drink scotch straight
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Yet another way to sell your kid in Wisconsin: The Toy Crane method. (With pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey man, don't bogart those nuclear secrets
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(Spluch)
 
 
 
Hilarious Beard Society
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(ABC 4 Utah)
 
 
 
Cremation of 600-pound man gives new meaning to grease fire
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
UPS brokerage fee is "so harsh and adverse as to constitute an unconscionable practice." Don't let this guy hear about Ticketmaster
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Super Friends Office Space"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Military dentist facing court martial for sexual harassment. That wasn't toothpaste, soldier
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember those four school shootings between September 26th and October 9th? Well, here comes the science
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Amazon recedes nearly 30 percent. That makes for a lot of pissed off investors or natives
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Shopping cart hoisted atop flagpole falls on employee and breaks her neck. In other news, cart no longer squeekily steers to left when pushed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Our children aren't sexual enough these days. Teach them to strip
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bubble or no bubble, developer finds buyers for 134 homes in five hours
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Tue October 24, 2006
(ABC)
 
 
 
Top U.S. general warns army would use more "brute force" if new war started with Iran or North Korea, as opposed to the scalpel-like tactics and scrupulous avoidance of civilian casualties now being practised in Iraq
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Barbra Streisand's a bit paranoid, requires a police K-9 team to sweep arenas before she opens her 64-y-o trap
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Truck full of gumballs hijacked by three guys named Thirugnanasambanthar, Uthaanathan and Emmanuel. That's a mouthful
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh says Michael J Fox exaggerates his symptoms in commercials. Michael J Fox shakes his fists... accidentally
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
The newest stupid dance your Aunt Betty will bungle at your sister's wedding: the Chicken Noodle Soup (w/ video)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
News: Hospital delivers newborn baby to the wrong mother. Fark: Hospital charges mother $100 for a blood test to identify the correct baby
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ooooey goooey yummy cheesey goodness
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(Middlesell)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old man and his bling
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(56)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Nothing says "wholesome college experience" like a Playboy photo shoot in a motel room
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(80)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
'Golf rage' causing golf dolts to attack other golf dolts on golf courses
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Latest asinine plastic surgery trend is eyelash transplants, using hairs from the back of your scalp. If you want naturally curly lashes, they can help you out with that too
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(ABC)
 
 
 
California about to become nation's cheese capital, and man is Wisconson having a cow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia county school refuses to turn on the heat because it's not October 30th yet. In the mean time your young ones will have deal with it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
As Elvis fans continue to die off like a fat man on a toilet, Kurt Cobain tops dead-celeb earners for first time
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
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Lawyer Lashes Out At KCNC-TV Photographer (Video Included)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"World's fastest texter" gets his ass handed to him by voice-recognition software in head-to-head showdown. "I'm a little humbled to have been beaten like that," says luzr
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Three teens caught after streaking across a high school football field wearing ski masks, apparently unaware that being naked with a ski mask makes it hard to hide
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
FIFA report finds that more than half of the injuries requiring stoppage of play at this year's World Cup were complete and utter bollocks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Stop mailing fake grenades, Canadians told." Real ones still fine?
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(37)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Taco Bell to offer free tacos to everyone in America if a player hits a home run to left or centre field during tonight's World Series game (offer not valid in Canada)
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(Bradenton.com)
 
 
 
Romeroesque report finds the scoop on when, where, who, what and how teens drink. Needs 1500+ words to say 'they're pretty much drunk all the time'
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(61)
 
(TV.com)
 
 
 
Save the cheerleader. Get the ratings
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man denied walk-thru privileges at Burger King drive-thru makes bomb threat from parking lot pay phone
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Beaks and brains found in dog food. Your dog wants, well, beaks and brains apparently
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Surveillance video shows the Ninja's that stole the ATM really are invisible
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's EVERYBODY PANIC headline: Humans will need 2 planets worth of resources in 50 years, submitter wants kids to get off lawn in 50 years, stop using his resources
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran could have their own nukes by 2015. Or they might get an Israeli one a bit earlier
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cult leader/killer says "I am because you are" instead of the more obvious "I know you are but what am I?" as his last words before execution
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(122)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Bush returns to Sarasota for first time since 9/11 to campaign, find out what happened to that damned goat
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(114)
 
(Nevada Sage Brush)
 
 
 
University revises tailgating policy, bans beer pong, sees drop in attendance
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(66)
 
(metro west)
 
 
 
Today's "De-friending on myspace leads to repeated biting, punching and then choking" care of Framingham, MA
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(133)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Late passenger calls in phony bomb threat to airport. Explains he goes to school in Florida
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man holding ice cream
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(98)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Askmen's latest random top whatever list: Top 49 Men
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(128)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The Panama Canal is going to be four-laned. Van Halen song for the grand opening expected
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(44)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Nevada State Representative hands the race for Governor to his opponent after drunken party in a public place
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(135)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
Man fined after hundreds of greyhounds in his care simply disappear. Asked for comment, man responds, "They were really fast"
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
"Those who have traditionally been a positive force for the liberation of women against oppression in other spheres have here largely been silent on the question of Islam's beliefs concerning half of humanity."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Latin is so popular in Finland that they broadcast the news and sing Elvis songs in it
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(Pittsburgh Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Church hot dog shop forced to change name from Hot Dogma to Franktuary, because someone has a trademark on teh word "dogma"
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(110)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cult leader who claimed to be the Messiah scheduled for execution today; and then again this Friday "just in case"
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: Congressional newspaper has to re-issue scandal checklist, because so many broke over the break that the old one was obsolete
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In America, you steal a hotel's towels and they bill you. In Japan, they steal your towels, then spend the next few days bowing to you and apologizing profusely
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(66)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Boy becomes emotionally scarred and psychologically damaged after his online girlfriend turned out to be a dirty old man
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(204)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A print shop employee, an exotic dancer, a retired Croatian underwear seamstress, a New Jersey mailman and a crooked banker walk into a bar. I mean jail
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(26)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Take-Two Interactive moves to have Jack Thompson held in contempt of court. Someone get this man some Ritalin
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(130)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moose population high in some areas. Drunk in others
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(56)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Unemployed Swedes offered hardcore porn instead of benefits. Unemployment shoots up...almost to the ceiling
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(24)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Winning at poker puts student on fast track for investment job
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(27)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Bank robbers figure out way to rob bank without entering bank (with video)
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(31)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ever get so sick of slow service that you just leave? So did this guy. Which wouldn't have been newsworthy, except he was robbing the place at the time
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(19)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Was going to make clever Stanley Kubrick references, but TFA is just too weird
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(69)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian businessman looking for sober workers
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old man attacked by robbers who didn't know that he was trained in ass-whupping back in the day. "Looks like he had everything under control," cop says, making sure to stay the hell off his lawn
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(52)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman has twins, one black and one white. Expects invitations from Maury Povich, Jerry Springer any day now
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(103)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
University of Pennsylvania researcher pulls wild number out of his butt, claims obesity costs the U.S. nearly $91 billion a year in healthcare costs
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(73)
 
(Some Business Man)
 
 
 
Business cards "Web 2.0" style
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(57)
 
(phillyburbs.com)
 
 
 
This week's naked man stuck in a window brought to you from Forrest City, Arkansas
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(Yahoo)