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Sun October 15, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The clever folks at Virginia's Department of Transportation can't afford to make road improvements, so they're just going to change the light cycles and declare the problem solved
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horrified Texans wring their hands over insane new 80 mph speed limit allowed on one 500-mile stretch of interstate. Montanans shrug, accelerate
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(208)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Missouri is the first state to report average gas prices below $2 per gallon. Californians gladly pay $3 per gallon because they're just happy to not be Missourians
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(197)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
AMAZING FACE, JAPAN: New Japanese Product Exercises Your Face. In The Stupidest Way Possible.
 
 
(USGS)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hawaii tests nuclear weapon. everybody panic. (story developing - 6.6)
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(363)
 
(TIL)
 
 
 
"Massive" flaw in latest generation of speed cameras means drivers can avoid tickets merely by changing lanes
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
New legislation in Japan may require drivers over 70 to take a dementia test in order to renew their licenses. Farmer's markets everywhere collectively sigh in relief
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(50)
 
(Worcester Telegram)
 
 
 
Company set to be first in US to mass produce amphibious car. Unfortunately, frikin laser beams not on options list. W/ spiffy pic
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tennis serve
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Lebanon: we're not as blown up as you think." How Lebanon is using a marketing campaign to make a comeback
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(129)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forensic reconstructions show that George Washington was actually a GQ model
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(81)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Guy changing light bulb in bathroom discovers cache of old documents "missing" from old bribery scandal
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Need a costume idea for Halloween? How about being a working Transformer?
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(48)
 
(Glenwood Independent)
 
 
 
If you're running for sheriff, you might not want the local station to show a video in which you masturbate. Except in Aspen, of course
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(61)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Not News: Pregnant woman in airport. News: Woman goes into labour in airport. Fark.com: 'Bundle of joy' is really 48 cell phones she's trying to smuggle through customs
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(41)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
President of Israel may be charged with rape
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(135)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Sports phenomenon "The Wave" turns 25 years old today
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(80)
 
(The Oregonian)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder, apparently blinded by greed, sues a small resturant into bankruptcy for letting some cover band sing one of his songs there
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(358)
 
(Spero Forum)
 
 
 
Date: October 15, 2006, Temperature: 74 degrees, Muslims Currently Angered By: 2012 Olympics to be held during Ramadan
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(612)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When buying your former girlfriend porn, sex toys, and a blow up doll, don't use her credit card. Even if you are a cop
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Murray joins Scandinavian students at a late-night party, even helps out by doing the dishes before leaving
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(182)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Lake County, Florida sheriff dies in wreck after participating in a 15-lap schoolbus race. "Florida" tag naturally selected because there is no "Darwin" tag
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FEMA has sent contractors to over 100-thousand government-issue trailers on the Gulf Coast to paint stove knobs a distinctive red
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monday is National Feral Cat Day, so pet a feral cat in appreciation. You'll feel good inside as you pull back your bloody stump
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(122)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Strange: Woman gives birth to her own grandchild. Stranger: She's not from Arkansas
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(35)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Starting next year, all bottles of wine sold in Britain will carry warning labels. Submitter suggests: "Warning: watching 'Sideways' does not make you a sommelier"
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(47)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The 9/11 fund created for sickened World Trade Center rescue and recovery workers has spent $40 million for lawyers and overhead, $0.00 for sick people
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween: Bacon Caramel
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(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ways to make your Roomba just a bit more disturbing? Just add an animatronic chimp head
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Religious conservatives in Norway furious that school is making boys pee sitting down to reduce mess, calling it "an assault on God's creations"
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(210)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man with handicapped parking permit parks in a regular spot at a school. What could possibly go wrong?
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(132)
 
(The Whig)
 
 
 
Today's story of a repeat drunk driver showing up drunk for his court case brought to you by Kingston, Ont., and a judge who sends him home to sober up and to bring a toothbrush when he returns to court
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(22)
 
(M.E.N)
 
 
 
The prestigious Oxford University's latest entry questions include "How much water is there in a cow?" and "Are you cool?" Submitter's degree surrenders
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(71)
 
(Some Flying Bird)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird in flight
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(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
School principal resigns after being caught killing kittens on school grounds; parents were afraid he'd accidentally hit their kids at the moment of discharge
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(77)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Montana's cultural elite are mistaking new parking garage for art gallery (with pic)
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Secrets of Guitar Shredding
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(175)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man with ten wives jailed in Georgia. Prosecutors unsure if they'll press charges, as having ten wives is punishment enough
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(38)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"Stop Staring. They don't Talk"
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(311)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian hellhole to repaint all its structures pink to discourage crime and violence, vows to become "real pink city of India"
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prince Charles shoots first-ever TV commercial, explaining he's working to eliminate layabouts from UK. Heard to utter off-mike "The peasants are revolting"
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(80)
 
(Some Excited Furry)
 
 
 
If you've ever wished: "Gosh, I wish they'd remake 'Romeo and Juliet' except with seals, well, wish granted
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia army offers 'try before you buy' scheme to new recruits
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Flaming fireflies plague Malaysia
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
600-pound bronze statue stolen from Paris suburb, possibly as a political protest or just to be melted for scrap
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(19)
 
(The Green Head)
 
 
 
The most evil twisted bean bag chair ever invented
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the latest edition of "how does this qualify as news?", CNN has a "Population Counter" on its main page
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(65)
 
(The Steel Deal)
 
 
 
'Fire phasers, Mr. Sulu'. Tests begin on real-life aircraft mounted death ray in New Mexico. Kim Jong Who?
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(128)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Helmets, crutches used as weapons in wild Miami-FIU football brawl (with pics)
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(88)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How well do you know your news? Take this quiz. (Most of these articles have been on FARK)
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these three geese
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submitter learns when making chili with hot peppers, wash hands before using bathroom. Also, soap makes the resulting condition worse. Ow, ow, ow
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(193)
 
(Some XP Guy)
 
 
 
20 things the average person doesn't know about Windows XP
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(374)
 
(Some old metal head)
 
 
 
Can you identify these 80s hair metal bands? Submitter got 4 of them, now forced to turn in his eyeliner, fishnet stockings and buttless chaps in shame (as if there isn't enough shame in admitting he actually HAD those items in the 80s)
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(249)
 


Sat October 14, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mushroom
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(64)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Kansas lawmaker gets into scuffle with giant cockroach masquerading as anti-abortion protester
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(132)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Man's retirement plan involves robbing a bank and then asking the judge for a three-year sentence, so when he gets out he can retire and collect Social Security
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(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Darwin nominee decides that shooting a gun in the air will convince a woman to marry him. Until he accidentally shoots her. So he shoots himself. The bride to be is doing fine
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(106)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
In Lexington, Comair sues you
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
GOP Congressman is shocked, shocked I say, at front-page WSJ article about his corruption
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(130)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Class teaches men to woo women. Tuition is steep so some students have to hock their Star Wars paraphernalia
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(258)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twelve architectural landmarks that will change the way you see the world
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(96)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
PROTEST ENDS, GALLAUDET CLASSES SET TO RESUME MONDAY
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(141)
 
(KTVZ)
 
 
 
"What are you gonna do, kid? I've got a fully loaded 9mm semi automatic in your face." "Well I've got something you don't." "Oh yeah? What's that?" "A seatbelt"
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(273)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Two teens try mugging 70 year-old man, failing to realize he was a boxer in his younger days. Karma's got a mean left hook, punks
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(58)
 
(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Man robs a bank, finds he cannot resist also robbing the one and only customer
source: richmondtimesdispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin students placed on probation because of hazing, alcohol abuse, and inappropriate sex acts. Football team? Nope. Marching band
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(100)
 
(OCWeekly)
 
 
 
Handicapped man sues dozens of businesses for small ADA violations, fails to notice his own attorney's office isn't handicap accessible
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(150)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, those bums that sold you the rare 1796 silver dollar from their box on Skid Row? Turns out it was a scam
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(58)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Students decide to bring art to the streets where everyone can enjoy it. Now change "art" to "bomb-like objects" and "streets" to "the New York subway system"
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy baby
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zinedine Zidane nominated for FIFA Player of the Year despite delivering the head-butt heard around the world
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(61)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Now shipping: The battery-powered battery charger
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Top 250 executives at Chrysler trade their new company cars for three-year-old fleet models to get a new understanding of just what kind of crap their company makes
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote for the hottest law school deans. You'd hit it...in open court
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(95)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Guy who makes a hobby out of farking with telemarketers hits one outta the park
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(128)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
40th Anniversary of the Bola Tie gives Arizonans reason to dress up at work next week
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(29)
 
(Google Images)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the WORST children's Halloween costume ever
source: anytimecostumes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Steve Wozniak upgrades $10,000,000 fixer-upper to include arcade, discovery complex, pet hotel, Batcave
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea detonates a nuke. The U.S. response? Sanction their caviar and wine. We showed them
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is nanotechnology the cure for human aging?
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(136)
 
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Gas station accidentally fills 87 octane gasoline tank with diesel fuel. Hilarity ensues
source: norwichbulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(alaska report)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines plane makes emergency landing in Oklahoma City for smoke in the cockpit. Begs ground crew to "point northwest"
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After being missing 23 years, man's wife found in his wheelie bin. Boy is she pissed off
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dow finishes up 13 points on Friday the 13th, on a date in which the summation of all numbers in the date is 13. Hello, jibblies
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(63)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Month long government study says we're getting ripped off at the pump
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Ski season officially opens in Colorado, YAAAHHHOOOO
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman charges $100 per hour to let you hang out with her chimp
source: tbt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Glasgow Herald)
 
 
 
Fishy conmen causing haddocks for British police as they flounder to net the crooks and give them a grilling; scam victims said to feel gutted, battered, green around the gills
source: theherald.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(KTEN)
 
 
 
Jailer drinks himself into becoming jailee
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The International Space Station silhouetted by the Moon
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's not a trash can, it's an "emergency can". One you can sit on, that is
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
Zombies march on Wellington, NZ
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Swiss banks cooperating with CIA. Your dog wants his kruggerands in a brown paper bag
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Newlaunches.com)
 
 
 
Amazing video of a Virgin America Airbus A320 getting painted
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(64)
 
(KOIN)
 
 
 
Father puts hit out on unborn child, gives fetus instant street cred
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Birthplace of punk is gone. You are old. Sorry, it's nothing personal. Sincerely, Time
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(178)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Mobile clubbing is more than a fad: it delivers a joyous mirror image of a terrorist attack"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Road Rage. News: The maniac pulls a gun while verbally abusing you and your 3-year old daughter. Fark: He's a cop
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, boy, a bunny rabbit! I will name him George and I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and and rub him and caress him and cross his genes with a human
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
American Supermax prison system is highly profitable
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Topix.NET)
 
 
 
Crackhead gets busted by court security for having a meth pipe on her way to court for another crack pipe charge
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(34)
 
(Some Ichabod)
 
 
 
Possibly the coolest Frazetta Headless Horseman pic you'll see all Samhain
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Goat found slaughtered in Brisbane church. Beezlebub unavailable for... oh wait, yes he is
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(38)
 
(KeepMEcurrent.com)
 
 
 
Take off those tinfoil hats. Freemasons are just a bunch of guys that want to have fun, ride goats
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(102)
 
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL throws himself onto grenade to save several of his unit
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(339)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A reminder, winter is just around the corner, so photoshop this igloo builder
source: msnbcmedia.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red cough syrup blamed for 21 deaths in Panama. The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, so you can sleep and never wake up medicine
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fort Worth, Texas school district training all teachers and students to refuse demands of any gunmen that attempt to take them hostage by immediately charging in attack
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(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man wakes up from nap to find he's been stabbed in leg, figures it's not serious and goes back to sleep. In the police vernacular, alcohol was a factor
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(26)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Secret Service interrogate HS freshman over her Myspace page. Bush no longer in her top 8 friends and they're pissed
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(The Atomic Wedgie)
 
 
 
Remember the Montana school that cancelled football after a hazing incident? A nearby principal decided to up the ante, ends up getting himself suspended for giving a student a wedgie
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(14)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensuing all over at Miss Tibet pageant, what with one contestant forced to withdraw because she was unveiled as a high-altitude combat specialist with the Indian army and village elders going bugfark over the swimsuit competition
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Man attacked by bear. News: Fights back with his killer Tae Kwon Do skills. Fark: Again
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(83)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Radiation detected at N. Korea site. Suck it, Libs
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(270)
 


Fri October 13, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pot and kettle
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(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mainstream media discovers people using Internet to get revenge on companies providing lousy customer service. Exhibit A is the Farker who videotaped the Comcast tech asleep on his couch
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ex-fiance of Jennifer Wilbanks is now suing her for emotional distress caused by her running away from the wedding
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(104)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
British Airways' employee learns the hard way that while Sikhs can wear turbans to work and Muslims can wear veils, if she wears a small cross necklace to work, her sorry ass is suspended (pic)
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(744)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
A-Rod believed to be on plane that skidded off runway in California. Another attempted Steinbrenner hit?
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(87)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Gay Games in a hole, hard up for cash and having a "paraphenalia sale" to raise money. Penis
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(139)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Report: Missing Vt. student's body found
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(196)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy and his red balloon
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(91)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
PokerStars claims exemption from anti-gambling law, arguing that poker is a game of skill, not chance
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(350)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
College paper featuring pic of woman's rack has every copy stolen off the rack
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(238)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FAA to review NYC flight path just as soon as they close the barn gate that the horse has already walked through
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(84)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
White House advisers mock, then exploit, evangelical supporters
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(630)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
ConEd releases 596 pages filled with technical explanations and elaborate diagrams that basically say they don't know why Queens was blacked out last summer
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(36)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Alabama mother throws a tantrum after Googling offensive lyrics to an instrumental played by a marching band
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(224)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Shawnta McBride lives up to her name by marrying six men by age 31, serving up piping hot orders of bigamy for still being married to first husband
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Snow beats leaves and J.P. Losman to the ground in Buffalo this year, leaving 100,000 people without power
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(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You can only fake a kidnapping two or three times before dad gets suspicious
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(44)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The best video of a vintage Pontiac Firebird doing offroad rockcrawling that you'll see all week
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(129)
 
(WSBT)
 
 
 
Miller launching new chocolate lager for those nights when you're nauseous, but still too lazy to put your own finger down your throat
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AT&T-BellSouth monopoly-forming merger gets put on hold by FCC
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Illegal cellphones becoming so prevalent in prisons that convicts' mothers are calling wardens and demanding to know why reception is so poor inside the facility
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(70)
 
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Guy busted for shoplifting after being caught with shrimp in his pants
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(48)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Nobel prize awarded to the inventor of the payday loan
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(175)
 
(IndyChannel)
 
 
 
You better watch out / you better not cry / you better not pout / I'm telling you why / Santa Claus is banging some guy / in the bathroom
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(78)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Class action suits are 100 percent American. Companies pay out, lawyers get rich, class members get just about squat, and no one takes the blame or learns a lesson
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(67)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Baby sitter shoots, kills 422-pound black bear that broke into backyard where three toddlers were playing. No word on fate of tie, hat or pic-a-nic basket
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(204)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
From the "Never Saw That Coming" Department: Apartment where Cory Lidle's plane crashed belonged to same lady injured in 1997 when Thanksgiving parade float fell and hit her in the head
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work. While submitter's roof leaks, FEMA funds bingo, puppet shows and beach yoga
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
If you're a police officer with a MySpace page, you probably shouldn't list your occupation as "super hero/serial killer." Having photos of dismembered women on site isn't recommended either
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Supermarket trolley problem so bad that one store has installed an £80,000 fleet of trolleys, complete with radar system to prevent losses, find Sarah Connor
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(79)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police evidence photos of the heroin needle hidden in the Taco Bell burrito that a New Mexico woman tried to smuggle to a jailed friend
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elementary-school principal gets white and blue mohawk, no word if he is a Bosworth fan
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(30)
 
(Nasdaq.com)
 
 
 
About the nuke test from North Korea Monday, not so much. Still no radiation detected
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(152)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Liberal court upholds woman's right to protest topless while demonstrating against laws that ban women going topless
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(126)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Washington does to RAM manufacturers what it refuses to do to Big Oil
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(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Behold the power of packaging: Mexican-made cleaning fluid, "Fabuloso," repeatedly mistaken for sports drink
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(156)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Experts say that bill to ban Internet gambling will not work
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Muesli pulled off shelves after manufacturer concedes those weren't special unadvertised secret decoder dead moths inside
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(26)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Sports radio hosts criticized Lidle in Monday interview, so station yanks interview off the Web
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(79)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve Bank study concludes the main point of traffic tickets is increasing revenue. This valuable public research was wholly funded by parking citations
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(132)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Street merchants in Manchester, England sell Eau de Toilette perfume that's the real thing -- found to contain urine
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(37)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kangaroo spotted on Austrian highway. "Austrian," not "Australian"
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(41)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Air America declares bankruptcy amid complaints that Republicans didn't get their corporate-welfare check mailed out in time
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(548)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Not news: There are pimps in South Korea. News and Fark: They pimp inflatable dolls
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Malaysian man pays $54K for vanity plate "IMDUMB"
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(34)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Why Utube is down the tubes
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Final Reminder: Lexington Fark party tomorrow
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(12)
 
(Newschannel 5)
 
 
 
Despite having solid descriptions and pictures, police and FBI unsuccessful in corralling the Redneck Robber, so named because of his clothes and appearance
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this iron Indian... er... ferrous Native American
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(71)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
It's Friday the 13th and we're all gonna die
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(146)
 
(Some Thwip)
 
 
 
Over 700 individual biographies from the Marvel Universe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
YouTube preparing to implement new technology necessary to make it suck
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(146)
 
(Taiwan Headlines)
 
 
 
Citing Leiyu and Sukki-Sukki architectural significance, including exquisite poles and flying buttresses, former Taipei brothel to be designated historical landmark
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Grandmother sues USPS because they thought her fruitcake was a bomb, which caused her emotional distress
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(73)
 
(Vero Beach)
 
 
 
Man says he fled police in his car because he discovered a pile of marijuana in his lap and thought it was a bomb
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(73)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother accuses school photographer of photoshopping cleavage onto picture of seven-year-old daughter
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(299)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The 13 who fell ill suffered from rectal inflammation and needed surgery to fit an artificial anus"
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(186)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Canadian troops battle Taliban in Afghanistan. News: Taliban hide in 10-foot-high marijuana forest. Fark: Troops set fire to the forest
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(185)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Southern California braces for the first massive storm this fall; or as the rest of the country calls it... drizzle
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beauty queen and her court
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(72)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Those birds and bees your parents told you about when you were an impressionable youngster? Gay gay gay gay gay
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(203)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Employees who send too many personal messages on their BlackBerries will be taxed on them as they will be considered an employment benefit. No, really
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Radioactive snails are coming. EVERYBODY PANIC... but you can take your time
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(75)
 
(WHIOTV.com)
 
 
 
Ohio girl suspended from school for a comb, obviously her first brush with school authorities
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(122)
 


Thu October 12, 2006
(The State)
 
 
 
As if Floridians didn't have enough real hurricanes, scientists in Sweetwater create hurricane simulator that will rip the roof off of a house
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(25)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles' Transit System Voted America's Best. Submitter to attend ceremony, soon as he gets off the 405
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(ABC15)
 
 
 
"Quick everybody Put on your Border Patrol hats That way they'll never suspect we're really 30 illegal immigrants in a fake Border Patrol truck"
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(61)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man picks up world's second deadliest snake, thinking it was a lizard. If only we had some kind of charismatic Aussie wildlife expert to teach us not to do these things
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(135)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kansas City rated highest in evacuation preparedness as people apparently can't wait to get the hell out of there
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
E.Coli found on ranch near spinach fields. Investigators say this is important, but they don't have a "smoking cow". Really, they said that
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Some words from around the world that you might want to add to your vocabulary, including one for people who drop by during supper, and another for a camel that won't give milk until someone tickles her nostrils
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The people who made YouTube what it is today want to know when they'll see their share of the $1.6 billion deal. Introducing the new FUTube
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(76)
 
(joystiq)
 
 
 
Nerds everywhere wet their pants, nitpick and breakdown all of the inaccuracies of the "South Park" WoW episode
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(245)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Giving new meaning to "pasties," chef makes wedding gown out of cream puffs (pic). Cutting edge news from CNN
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(42)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Brit pleads guilty to trying to blow up Newark, at least more then it already is
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Because Third World orphans are so "in" this year, here's how to snag your own
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coolest time-lapsed footage of the Northern Lights you'll see this week
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(45)
 
(ABC 4 Utah)
 
 
 
Judge rules nudity isn't necessary to be considered pornography
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cat-cloning firm discovers the hard way that the kind of people so obsessed with their cats that they'd clone them usually can't afford it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
ACLU sues for Wiccan church to compel VA to approve a pentacle upon deceased Wiccan military veterans' headstones. Seismograph will register the simultaneous rolling of thousands of corpses in Arlington National Cemetary
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Reporting spending as "off-budget" results in lowest deficit in four years. Hurray for George W. Bush
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(157)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Minnesota man claims vanity plates reading "FOAD1" stood for "Freedom Offers America Democracy." State responds by mouthing "Vacuum" and revoking plates
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's media-induced mass overreaction brought to you by CNN: "Should small planes routinely be allowed to fly directly over big cities?" Guess what 63 percent of readers think?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
First pirate seeking election in U.S. credits some Fark.com website with juicing his campaign, even though it crushed his website when it was linked
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The wolves are back: President Ford hospitalized again
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pile of tile
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(43)
 
(The Courier News)
 
 
 
If your probation agreement says no underage drinking parties or communicating with certain people, you might not want to create a MySpace page showing you doing those things
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(41)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Disney orgy causes uproar in Europe. Everybody is f*cking Goofy
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(119)
 
(oregonlive.com)
 
 
 
Portland police have threatened a man with arrest if he doesn't stop painting over gang-related graffiti
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(90)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man buys a doormat and asks two Councils to give him £6000 each to stand on it for a week. Being in Britain of course they cough up straight away
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(45)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
George Lucas submits an entry to the Colbert Green Screen Contest
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(114)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: Employees had fake degrees from an online diploma mill. News: The employer was the NSA. Fark: The diploma mill was actually a front for a kiddie porn ring
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(106)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Satan's Child" the most disappointed buyer on eBay as Michigan police confiscate mummified human remains he was bidding on. SELLER DID NOT DELIVER, WOULD NOT USE AGAIN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Consultant says having a 30-inch monitor makes you more productive at work. Forward this story to your boss immediately
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(103)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Distant planet is made up of half fire, half ice
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(106)
 
(Some Hungry Guy)
 
 
 
Mmmmm, the return of the automat
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School sends truancy officers to home of 14-year-old boy who took the day off because his dog died, order him to return to school
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(187)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Finally, a daytime talk show hosted by someone that makes sense, gives real advice. I pity the fool who doesn't watch it
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gang of marmoset thieves collared in England. British thankful they can now touch their monkeys again in peace
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush announces budget results for fiscal year ending February 30th. Wait, what?
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(226)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Opinion poll finds that 61 percent of Egyptians have never heard of opinion polls
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(31)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
"Lost" is being ruined by hardcore geeks obsessed with its mythology. Obvious tag explodes into 108 fragments, scattering in the shape of a question mark
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(357)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Builder of $250,000 house told he can't attach a garage to the back. Local official remarks, "If this makes the paper, it will make us look ridiculous." Local paper obliges
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(154)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Border security is so lax that you can bring an elephant across with a Mariachi band playing away. Literally
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(117)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Coke markets negative-calorie, carbonated green tea, in complete violation of the laws of good taste, thermodynamics
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(182)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Rollover accident caused by flying red bra. No, really
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(82)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
What is the German chancellor saying that this guy doesn't want to hear?
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(126)
 
(The Atomic Wedgie)
 
 
 
School cancels football season after team tapes player to the ceiling of the bus
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(74)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Carjacker forces man to drive him around and pick up women, begging the question: were the chicks hot?
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
College Farker needs funny costume ideas for this year
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(325)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Hockey's Toughest Bastards
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(220)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton continues to not run for president by offering her views on what president should do about Iraq
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(312)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who peed in Mountain Dew earlier this year tells court he has shy bladder. Followup tag over FLORIDA tag by a dribble
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Playboy suing three Chinese companies over use of bunny logo. Next up: Destroying thousands of DIY carwash air-freshener vending machines
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Death-row prisoner gets pregnant in solitary confinement
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(246)
 
(Mail)
 
 
 
"To have someone in a well lit, busy restaurant waving an axe around and threatening staff is not a run-of-the-mill offence." (With pic)
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(88)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Good Humor and Pedigree announce plans to produce ice cream for dogs. Your dog wants sprinkles
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(67)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar's personal trainer helps her get ready for her first topless scene. Much to her surprise, that is
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(195)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Governator tells Jay Leno that ads linking him to Pres. Bush's policies make as much sense as wondering why Arnold has never won an Oscar
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(82)
 
(mets.mlb.com)
 
 
 
Cory Lidle was trying to kill Mets third-base coach
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(121)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Which is worse, having a toy gun in your pocket, or being excited to see your students? You'd think it was the latter, but this school board thinks differently
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Orleans city council allows electrical contractors to inspect and approve their own work. What could possibly go wrong?
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(67)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Why that jerk who does things at work you'd never get away with hasn't been fired yet. In other news, life's still not fair
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(142)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Ethnocentric Scottish futurologist predicts golf on the Moon by 2040
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(37)
 
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Some people hang out Christmas lights; others place a Menorah in the window; some throw chicken guts and potions in their neighbor's yard
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(36)
 
(Bucharest Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're ever in Bucharest and want to call someone there an asshole, the word is "gaozar." That's also the word the Romanian president called a local reporter. Journalists protest in the street, more gaozarity ensues
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(52)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Top 10 stories the mainstream media either missed or ignored. There is no news. There's the truth of the signal
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(162)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Your high school football rivalry may have gone too far when you shoot a sheep in the head, then string it up from opposing teams' goal post
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(49)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Richard Roeper gives a thumbs up to Fark's headline on the Lidle plane crash
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New bathroom gadget for guys is Johnny Light I, which illuminates toilet bowl with green glow for target practice when you lift the lid in the middle of the night
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(85)
 
(The Progressive)
 
 
 
Man who said "Your policies in Iraq are reprehensible" to Dick Cheney and then walked away is arrested 10 minutes later for "assaulting" the vice president
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(595)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Landis posts doping defense on website. Fickle media replies "Who what now?"
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. drug czar John Walters came to Colorado Springs on Wednesday to denounce a statewide ballot measure to legalize small scale marijuana possession, calling marijuana use a "disease." Supposedly, prison is the cure
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(310)
 
(Grow-a-Brain)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sand people
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(75)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Baked-bean spill closes interstate
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(30)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Pizza man gets tired of cars using dirt short-cut in front of his restaurant, buries knives blade-up in it. What could possibly go wrong?
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(159)
 
(Some Guy with a Mustache)
 
 
 
Here we go again: Two fat chicks suing McDonald's for forcing Big Macs and fries down their gullets
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(147)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Imagine Earth without people
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(206)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Large oil field discovered in Belize, a poor under-developed Central American country. Remember the name, we'll be invading it soon
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(63)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bored soldiers playing chicken with Harrier jump jets
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(32)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tax cuts result in lowest deficit in four years. Hurray for George W. Bush
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(335)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The coolest picture of Saturn you'll see all week
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(53)
 
(Some Beer Drinker)
 
 
 
New book claims everything you know about American beer history is wrong
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
India to fill the oil production gap in the United States and Europe. Thank you, come again
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Average American company has 305 lawsuits pending against it at any given time. Still no cure for lawyers
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(51)
 
(MassLive.com)
 
 
 
Had an argument with your spouse? Why not sneak off to Las Vegas and let the local authorities at the campground where you were staying spend thousands of dollars looking for you
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Economists: Minimum wage hike will strengthen the economy. Republicans: Minimum wage hike will allow the terrorists to win and gays to marry
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(419)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Reason No. 12,546 why it sucks to live in Alaska: The highways wash out and you could be stuck in a place like Valdez for the rest of your life. Or a week, but it will feel just as long
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Breaking: Plane crashed at Moscow airport. КАЖДОЕ ПАНИКУЕТ
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
France: DPRK nuke test a failure
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(195)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Technology for country folk
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(37)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
Best Beavis & Butthead moments, with youtube links
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(99)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto man, pushing shopping cart, collapses and dies on park bench in front of police headquarters. Police don't help him, because they think he's homeless. Lawsuit? Oh, you're damn skippy
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bed of lava
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California encourages bringing worms to work
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(15)
 
(farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 75: "Power"
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(219)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"One murder, four manslaughters, 56 woundings and more than 700 assaults." "I'll take crimes committed by people released early from prison wearing electronic monitoring bracelets, Alex"
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(69)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Wasps released in Louisiana to fight bugs. What could possibly go wrong?
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(75)
 


Wed October 11, 2006
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
New $5M ferry in Toronto that travels only 393 feet each trip crashes on maiden voyage. Captain Smith unavailable for comment
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(117)
 
(some aircraft reviewer)
 
 
 
"Once in a spin the SR20 and SR22 are virtually impossible to recover." and "Unfortunately, as of July 2005 all of the folks who actually needed the parachute to save their lives are in fact dead."
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(167)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
I'll see your pot-laden hamburgers and raise you a heroin-laced burrito
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(70)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After nuke test, North Korean soldiers swaggering up to edge of DMZ and yelling at South Korean counterparts that they fart in their general direction
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(132)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Sharon Stone" and "Nobel Prize" go together like "mayonaise" and "burrito"
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(76)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Trains collide in France. Cause of crash may have been union rules requiring a coffee break every 30 minutes. Four people killed
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
St. Louis police kill emu that bothered motorists. Apparently its Vespa only did 20mph and its jet-black hair obscured its vision through horn-rimmed glasses
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(63)
 
(I'M FARKING HAPPY!!)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy man
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(93)
 
(phillyburbs.com)
 
 
 
Flashback: Cory Lidle takes Philly sports writer on plane ride, claims "this is way safer than people realize."
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(96)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Turns out Europe's entire civilization is based on an unnatural love of goats
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(73)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Lost 3.2 discussion thread (post your "freckles" pics inside)
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(426)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Whoops -- Paintball snipers accidentally shoot county's top prosecutor
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(76)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you always dreamt of having books with titles like "How to Overcome Nymphomania" or "Perfecting the Art of Fart Projection" on your shelf, today is your lucky day
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(46)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some guy attempting to set world record by listening to "We Built This City" for 24 hours in a row; no sharp objects allowed in booth
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(154)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Turns out that 900.6 percent APR payday loan may not be the best way to pay off debt
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(155)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Respected Los Angeles TV news reporter busted for molesting two 12-year-old boys on cruise ship. Not the one you're thinking of
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(156)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN news reporting Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle was piloting plane that crashed in NYC high rise
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(602)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In a major change in the content of "Mark Trail" comics, the bad guys no longer have beards. Instead, they now have mullets. This seems more appropriate
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "Raping His Corpse" files: Steve Irwin memorial service to be released on DVD
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(67)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Almost as bad as Hillary neutering him, Bubba's mother-in-law moves in
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Small aircraft crashes into NYC highrise. No word on if "terrorists" or "tourists" are to blame because both sound the same when Bush says them
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(1491)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Bank of America to offer free online stock trades. Jim Cramer seen screaming, throwing crap. Your dog wants CNBC2
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(66)
 
(WBIR)
 
 
 
Congress seeks to protect Jango Fett from extradition
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(140)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin vows to find killers of Russian reporter, seeks advice from OJ
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(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Lexington Fark party on Saturday. Starts at Keeneland 1pm, moves to Charlie Brown's by 6pm
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(34)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Tip No. 124 when visting Florida: Check under car parked at hotel for hungry nine-foot alligator (with video)
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(27)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Rectum? It damn near killed him. Kid's family sues Wal-Mart after the business-end of a pool stick ends up where the sun doesn't shine
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(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Democrats demand time equal to that of the Governator on "The Tonight Show." Jay Leno responds that when he sees a Democrat hang off a Harrier jet while fighting a terrorist, he'll invite them on
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(133)
 
(WLTX)
 
 
 
Deputies taser a cow
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(46)
 
(Some Frequent Flyer)
 
 
 
Airlines turn to celebrity chefs to craft menus that make passengers fart less
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(83)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Religion of Peace finds NY Apple Store an "insult to Islam" due to building's similarity to Mecca. Religious zealots, Apple zealots take arms
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(570)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bahamian courts still have "lashing with cat-o'-nine-tails" on the books, and here's the latest guy to discover that interesting fact the hard way
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(74)
 
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
"We are at the endgame for housing." This statement is highly illogical. People will need housing in the future, and the market has not been reduced to a small number of pieces on a finite 64-square board
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(120)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Hey, stop testing nuclear weapons or... we'll say stop again" and "Don't make me tell mom," plus other effective strategies employed by the UN
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(180)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA ribbon-cutting ceremony
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(53)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman offers up her four-year-old son to pay off balance for a wedding gown
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(89)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
John: "Dude, you're really bleeding a lot." Frank: "We're almost out of chips"
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Michael and Andrew Ridgely to reunite for a "Wham" reunion this Christmas. Tour dates include rest stops between mile marker 171 and 183 on I-80
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(125)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parents blame unruly kids on "MySpace". Plopping kids in front of TV and video games breathe sigh of relief
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(161)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Police chief charged with stealing a windshield out of a golf cart. "I messed up, your honor; I know the news media is here, and they're going to have a field day with it."
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(25)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ex-page to testify that Foley tried to enter his dorm room drunk. Congressional leaders blame dorm, plan on demolishing it and replacing it with church / anti-terror center
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(463)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Opepay antsway otay ingbray ackbay Atinlay Assmay
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(336)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
If your 401k portfolio contains Japanese wood block prints, your retirement may be in jeopardy
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(29)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Border patrol finds dump truck full of enough pot to light up the parking lot at a Phish concert
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(81)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's tallest residential tower opens in Melbourne, all 92 storeys of it. The view is great once you get over the altitude sickness
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(80)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Someone's been sleeping in my bed... Someone's been sleeping in my bed too... Someone's been sleeping in my bed as well, and the Comcast tech is still there. Not a repeat article either
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(69)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun chops up John Gotti's prison uniform and fashions the pieces into a promotional item for their new book. 25 have been set aside for lucky Farkers
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korea declares that pressure from the U.S. would be an act of war. Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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(467)
 
(CNSNews.com)
 
 
 
Drunks in Minneapolis can't catch a cab because transporting alcohol is an affront to Religion of Peace. But then again, what isn't?
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(347)
 
(Some Ghoul)
 
 
 
How to carve the absolute coolest pumpkin ever
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of National Coming Out Day, Photoshop some bad situations in which to come out
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman awarded $11m in defamation suit over online comments. Submitter takes back everything he ever said to you cut-and-run libs and Jets fans. Duke sucks
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(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Aging boomers, desperate to be seen as hip to their children, have embraced ringtones. However, the kids are not impressed with their parents choice of classic rock tones from unknown people with names like "Jimi Hendrix"
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man steals trousers from store, finds it didn't fit him, returns to store and steals another pair that does
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Palm Beach fights its first Starbucks "Nine thousand people live here in magnificent homes with help. Do you think they're going to send their help down to Starbucks?"
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(103)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mobile park owner asks group of men to stop firing guns up in the air, quickly learns the flaw in his request
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(91)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Japan bans North Korean imports. Tonight, millions of Japanese children will go without their bark and dirt soup. Stop the madness
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman who was held hostage in a dungeon for eight years wants to buy the house she was held in and live there. Whackjob tag unavailable for comment
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(99)
 
(Some big bugs)
 
 
 
New study finds that giant insects might reign on Earth if only there was more oxygen in the air. Maybe greenhouse gases aren't so bad after all
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(70)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 Baltimore MD at 11am provided he doesn't forget in a beer-induced brain-fog like last time
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(55)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Most folk'll not be offended by 50's Bettie Page-style spanking photo advertising a band for skate park benefit hoedown. But then again, some folk'll
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(88)
 
(The Mirror)
 
 
 
Husband of salacious squirrel that likes nibbling nuts tries to kill her with a rubber glove. Article brought to you by the words: whiskey, tango, and foxtrot
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cursive writing rapidly becoming passé
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(287)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Katie Couric has had zero impact on ratings, kittens
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Metal Storm" weapons are capable of firing 1.6-million rounds per minute
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(186)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 reasons why you should not go for psychic readings
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops put bright yellow stickers on cars to remind the drivers to stop leaving valuable items in plain sight. What could possibly go wrong?
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(83)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Ohio's toll-free Medicaid line has been referring callers to a service not covered by Medicaid: A phone sex business
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(10)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh look, the old Ma Ball monopoly is back, with Justice Department blessing
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(93)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
And the "marijuana in food" trifecta is in play with...that's not pistachio ice cream
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(24)
 
(Some Swedish Guy)
 
 
 
Sweden to join the space race by spending $70 million to build a little red cottage on the moon
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nearly 50% of drivers admit to not trying to get better gas mileage when gas was $3 per gallon, complaining just to hear themselves speak
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(115)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
How to make Coke better? Deep fry that sucker
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(75)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The population of the United States will pass 300 million today or tomorrow. There is a growing problem with the ratio of people to donuts
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(101)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British motorists are to be forced to drive with their headlights on during daytime under new EU laws
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(199)
 
(AP/Pajamas Media)
 
 
 
Whooping cough is making a comeback, thanks to anti-vaccine loons
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(213)
 
(national geographic)
 
 
 
Photo of the day: Litter of ugly-ass Mexican wolves
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(35)
 
(EFF)
 
 
 
Since the FBI is reading this submission, I'll just say they aren't exactly following the law of the land these days
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(59)
 
(Some Captain)
 
 
 
Albany Hockey Fark Party this Saturday. DIT LGT AHL
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(25)
 
(The Mirror)
 
 
 
TV chef filmed in and out of fat-suit to promote new show; Is inundated with calls begging to know how he lost all that weight
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(44)
 
(Da Bears)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-stepping Bear
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(54)
 
(Some Geographer)
 
 
 
I'll see your 25 cities, and raise you the world
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(82)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man steals beer truck; police follow trail of empty bottles to find him
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(20)
 
(KPAX-TV)
 
 
 
"Parents of the Year" nominees allow their kids (8 and under) to sell door-to-door . . . alone. What could possibly go wrong?
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(129)
 
(People's Daily)
 
 
 
Israeli doctors arrested for illegal human experimentation. Paging Dr. Godwin, we need an asinine tag, stat
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently it's against the law to walk around your office building naked after hours. Who knew?
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Way up high on the 'do not want' jobs list - elephant vasectomizer
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hottest. Stunt driver. Ever. That is all (SFW slideshow)
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Venezuela's Chavez bans beer trucks that roam poor neighborhoods selling alcohol. The man is a monster and must be stopped
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(67)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Most obvious headline EVER
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US approves sale of airplane parts to Iran. What next, nuclear reactors to North Korea?
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(113)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Independent contractors among the innocent victims of destruction in Iraq, Death Star
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(113)
 
(Some Landlubber)
 
 
 
Good luck: your daughter wins an 8-pound lobster at the store. Bad luck: you have to pay $280 to have it flown to Maine when she demands it be released back into the sea
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan county has to reprint 170,000 ballots because the letter "L" was left out of the word "public"
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(75)
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
George Lucas discusses Clone Wars television series, Indiana Jones 4, and why he keeps screwing up his old movies
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(79)
 
(Buck Turgidson)
 
 
 
Google maps + thermonuclear weapon high yield detonation effects simulator = hours of depressing fearmongering fun
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(193)
 


Tue October 10, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know that 'second nuclear test' by North Korea? Just kidding
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(71)
 
(blog.pcnews.ro)
 
 
 
Holographic ads are ready to hit us in the eyes
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(90)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: seeing eye dogs. New Hotness: wearable audio navigational computers
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(39)
 
(Some Crustacean)
 
 
 
Because the hamster thing is kind of played out - SHRIMP on a TREADMILL
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flexible gentleman
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ever overcompensating for a supreme lack of food. North Korea tests another nuke. Hans Blix is still not happy
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(246)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dow attains new high again today. Nikkei, FTSE plan intervention
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(63)
 
(NewsHounds)
 
 
 
David Beamer, father of Flight 93 hero Todd Beamer stars in new TV ad linking his son's death with Iraq
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(650)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republican candidate for Wisconsin Sect of State admits she was a Packers groupie in the 60's and banged several team members, which should make her a lock for the win
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(180)
 
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Headline of the day: "Bulge in man's pants leads deputy to drugs" Apparently the, "I'm just glad to see you" defense didn't work
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Those damn Asians keep screwing up the pro-affirmative action argument
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(308)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Times must be better in Mexico: 200 pound man gets stuck in storm drain while trying to sneak into the US
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(36)
 
(WWdN:iX)
 
 
 
Wil's latest TNG review: Picard tells Riker the underlying philosophy of his French ancestors: "Sometimes, the best way to fight is not to be there."
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(198)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
States must now include pets in their disaster plans. Your Phydeaux wants a floatie
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