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Sun October 08, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Religion News Blog)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans not ready for Mormon president, multiple First Ladies
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(157)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mass Poisoning: Several hundred Iraqi police eat a meal, then start bleeding from their ears and noses. 11 reported dead
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(105)
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russia's conflict with Georgia takes an ugly turn as Soviet...err Russian police ask all Moscow schools for lists of children with Georgian-sounding names
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These are some pretty freaking bizarre creatures (taxidermy)
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Korea has conducted a nuclear test, against wishes of entire planet. In other news, welcome to the Nuclear Club, you crazy bastards
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(1168)
 
(cars.com)
 
 
 
Top ten scary cars
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company will make individualized bobbleheads of you and your friends with some photos and $410
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these egg hunters
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(58)
 
(www.thenews.com)
 
 
 
Taliban official: God's punishment will fall on America in the month of Ramazan
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 13th annual Great Scarecrow festival
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 50 most powerful women. They pay people to make you a sammich
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(74)
 
(Some Woodworker)
 
 
 
Fark woodworkers stand up, shake off the wood shavings, and be counted. What's your favorite tool, current project? LGT subby's new favorite toy
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazing Lightning around the world
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HGTV Dream House not what it was cracked up to be. Tom Hanks, Shelley Long seen nodding knowingly
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(97)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
UK study finds that corruption in big business is still rife with oil , cas and construction the worst offenders. Tag for this article is sponsored by Shell
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(23)
 
(Asia Times)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Il: War is coming to U.S. soil...the main theater will be the continental US, with major cities transformed into towering infernos
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(268)
 
(Some Tropical Guy)
 
 
 
Just in case you didn't know, a hurricane formed over Lake Huron in 1996 (w/pic)
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(43)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Wildfires often turn up a treasure trove of historical artifacts
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(26)
 
(NBC 15)
 
 
 
California and Wisconsin fight over who has the "Happiest Cows." California's already judged "Most Fabulous"
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(56)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Three bulls escape from auction, terrorize driving range, destroy a car, and storm police headquarters before being gunned down
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(30)
 
(Some AudioEditor)
 
 
 
AudioEdit software was used to find the missing "a" from Neil Armstrong. "Find" other missing parts of famous speeches
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(10)
 
(Andalusia Times)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about meth but were afraid to ask
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(239)
 
(The Steel Deal)
 
 
 
Tiny flying robots that can kill - all by themselves. Even the Department of Defense wonders if this is a good idea. Can you say SKYNET?
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(113)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Bismarck, ND throws down the gauntlet while announcing their intention of recapturing the World Snow Angel title
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(39)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bad date turn-downs. "She told me she had to go buy the donuts for her Singles with STDs group. Point taken"
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(465)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man's blog detailing his real-life abuse from his "demon-wife" inadvertently makes her very wealthy, and famous as the subject of a book, a television drama, a comic-book serialization, a videogame and, coming soon, a movie
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's the list of the 10 toys you'll be beating other parents senseless for in a mall this Christmas
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Small town bans fast food, chain stores, and neon
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(91)
 
(Times Picayune)
 
 
 
New Orleans proudly announces that their hooker levels have exceeded pre-Katrina levels
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK announces that the best automobile to get freaky in is...a Volvo?
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(62)
 
(people.co.uk)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of idiot to be caught red-handed in a police bait car only hours after prison release. Again
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(37)
 
(WFMY)
 
 
 
Cows being trained to milk themselves. Chickens to start laying fried eggs
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir charged with lewdness with young boys. Notes that he's just accustomed to getting warmed up with a little organ
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(119)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Cruise lines are starting "themed cruises," such as nudist, Christian, Klingon
source: azstarnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Priest who misappropriated millions of dollars from a church says he saw himself as the CEO of a multimillion-dollar company who wasn't properly compensated
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(60)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Growing number of teachers joining students in viewing homework as an utter waste of time
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(162)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil is still cheaper than Coca-cola. Printer ink chuckles loudly
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(107)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
World Conker Championships is a go, despite fears that poor weather would leave contestants swinging soft, rubbery sacks instead of firm, glossy nuts
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(20)
 
(wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this piece of solid manganese oxide
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dog dies after setting the house on fire trying to get some doughnuts. Your dog wants a doggy door
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(61)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The fall's seven most fattening foods
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
University of Florida to offer organic farming degree, you damn hippies
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian boy in hospital after getting bitten by an octopus
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(97)
 
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
Nearly 500 pets humiliated for annual Pet Parade (with pics)
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(39)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
List of the top selling computer and video games of all time
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(155)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Mount Rainier may be waking up. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(101)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Raccoon crawls through open cat door. Hilarity ensues
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(40)
 
(Los Angeles Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves in California are stealing almonds by the truckload
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Penpals meet after writing to each other for 51 years
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help jacksonville.com caption this cartoon
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1000 ways to open a beer
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Algorithm March with Ninjas
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(65)
 
(Some hubba bubble)
 
 
 
The coolest hubble pic of a galaxy you will see today
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(106)
 
(Variety 104)
 
 
 
Top 10 list of Universities ranked by Frag-worthiness. U of Texas #1
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(47)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Dropout turns professional video gamer
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(47)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scientists can stimulate out of body experiences by zapping your brain. Electricity, it's a helluva drug
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(99)
 
(NY Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tres amigos
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(82)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kennedy wrote "9/11" repeatedly and the word "conspiracy" next to it
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(141)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Wounded soldiers return home carrying deadly superbug with them
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(47)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
More and more people are bringing their pets to church
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scary: Middle schooler makes a "Death List". Obvious: Kid posts list on Myspace. Dumbass: Since no one read it on Myspace, he printed it out and brought it to school
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(71)
 
(ABC 7 Chicago)
 
 
 
1,124 pound pumpkin misses record by 15 pounds
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(22)
 
(McSweeneys)
 
 
 
The endings of 10 famous novels you always meant to read but never got around to
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(94)
 
(daily progress.com)
 
 
 
Want to be drawn into an episode of "The Family Guy"? Just be the high bidder on it at the Virginia Air Museum's fundraiser
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman dedicates her virginity to Jebus, becoming one of only 2000 worldwide known as "consecrated virgins."
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(133)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If a fellow motorist accidentally drifts into your lane, should you a) slow down to allow him more room, b) honk your horn to get his attention, or c) follow him home and sink your teeth into his wife?
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(47)
 
(Some Puny Human)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about the Hulk * but were afraid to ask
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(69)
 
(AM 1220)
 
 
 
Austin, Texas named most impatient city in the US
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(105)
 
(KDKA.com - CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Over seventy-five people attend funeral for Amish school gunman. Half of them were Amish. There's a lesson here
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(151)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man uses the dark side of the force to rob a petrol station. with security camera photo goodness
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(42)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Another reason to move to Australia: Australian women's breasts are getting larger
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(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Missouri politician walks the walk, takes a bullet for his country. Hopefully more politicians will volunteer to take his place
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten Unique First Date Ideas
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(252)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Middle school student threatened with disciplinary action for reading The Bible during lunch break
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(307)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Coke rots your bones
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(98)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Corporate bonding exercise ends in tragedy as woman is killed in freak go-kart accident. HR dept regrets replacing defensive driving course with diversity training last quarter
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(47)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The House's investigation of a page sex scandal has only one certainty: Former Rep. Mark Foley will escape punishment by his peers
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(177)
 


Sat October 07, 2006
(KGW)
 
 
 
Veteran dies outside of VA hostpital when employees dial 911 instead of helping him
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bubbles
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(66)
 
(Some Beast)
 
 
 
Imagine a world led by the grandson of magick superstar Aleister Crowley. There is a chance that you are already living in it
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(123)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun salutes our national pastime with an all-star lineup
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Candidate vows to kick ass, chew bubblegum and confiscate sunglasses
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Some stupid Klingon paid $500K for a 72" model of the Enterprise, (from the Next Generation series, no less). Submitter hates Trekkies
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(183)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
County school district starts offering students cash to snitch on their peers. $50 for reporting cigarettes in locker, $500 for snitching on hidden weapons
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(104)
 
(KXAN.com)
 
 
 
Pumpkin farmers driven out of their gourds by skimpy harvest
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(14)
 
(NewIndPress)
 
 
 
Tobacco-farmers' group says tobacco can be a high-protein, hypoallergenic infant formula. This will end well
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hell's Angels sells house to city. With some enlightenment to the situation, the city planner had this to say, "The guy just wanted to sell it" Well thanks there chief, that explains it
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
14 year old arrested for bringing a pellet gun to school and threatening to shoot someone with it, no amish were harmed in making of this asshat's cry for attention
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(40)
 
(WCVB-TV)
 
 
 
If you've been dropping pumpkins off overpasses onto cars in the Boston area, the police would like a word with you. With scary pic of smashed windshield
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(76)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's MLB Discussion thread brought to you by....*Grabs throat, collapses to the floor*....A-Rod and the NY yankees
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(1268)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember on Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers they'd play that short film showing how crayons are made? God bless you, internet
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 1st energy-autonomous vehicle
source: blog.pcnews.ro   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Experts warn awesome new weapon America is developing may trigger a nuclear war. In other news, FedEx's intercontinental ballistic letter delivery service on hold
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(137)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chinese satellite orbiting moon will beam down audio celebrating country's lunar festival. Dark Side Of The Moon tracks conspicuously and inexplicably absent
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the "it's about time" category, the Pro Golf Hall of Fame announces its newest enshrinee: Jack Nicklaus
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guide dog not allowed in cab. Rover wants a ride
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The return of the Playboy Bunnies at the new Playboy Club in Vegas; let's hope they start multiplyin' like, well, you know
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise sues over unauthorized use of image on sex toy. Somewhat Not safe for work article
source: pugbus.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Getting hit by exploding cannon fragments was the last thing these kids expected at a football game
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(39)
 
(Wiki)
 
 
 
Today's college football discussion thread
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(479)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"We do not feel it is appropriate to portray the future assassination of a president, therefore we do not intend to program this film at any of our theaters"
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh protestors chase Jeb Bush into a supply closet
source: gainesville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
The winning flavor of the Ben and Jerry's Do Us a Flavor Contest is chocolate-covered Ritz crackers, gooey caramel and vanilla ice cream
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(64)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Sinkhole swallows SUV
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this conscientious soldier
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(48)
 
(Bantha Fodder)
 
 
 
George Lucas rapes your wallet yet again: 30th Anniversary Star Wars box set to be released next year with all six films
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(177)
 
(journal-news.net)
 
 
 
When robbing a taxi driver, make sure the reigning and previous World Boxing Empire Middleweight Champion of the World is nowhere near
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(30)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Peace vandals mail in anonymous money orders to cover clean-up costs of their vandalism. As mayor, do you A)Be thankful that peace activists are so conscientious or B)Jack up the cost of repair to fill the coffers?
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man kisses venomous snakes to win world record. Bonus: He didn't have to kiss Nancy Grace to do it
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clean Water destroys New York harbors.. oops, didn't see that coming
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Latest media-manufactured hysteria: the growing threat of 'manorexia'
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Husband and wife 'play out of their league' to keep up with the Joneses. What could go wrong?
source: lifestyle.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
13 year old student refuses to complete assignment dealing with homosexuality, rewarded with a big gay F from teacher
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(715)
 
(College Humor)
 
Video
 
Battle of the album covers: If you were alive in the 70's - 90's, you'll want to see this
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Instead of making fun of an autistic kid, fifth graders decide to create a documentary about him
source: forsythnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro has terminal cancer. Still no cure for Communism
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(125)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Debate over shooting rare, albino moose that once bit my sister and is heading right for us. Albino squirrel unavailable for comment
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(38)
 
(Longevity Science.org)
 
 
 
Are you a woman born in May or December? You're likely to live 3 years longer than a woman born in August (link goes to PDF)
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(50)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
A Letter From Iraq
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(436)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Competition with China is hurting the U.S. The answer isn't that America needs to try harder, it's that China needs to stop using slave labor
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(121)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Thief tries to sell ring he stole from a shop back to the same shop an hour later. Jailarity ensues
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(17)
 
(the lunatick photographer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fountain
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police embarrassed after school calls police emergency five times to report an armed intruder and get no response. Sure, the intruder was only armed with a block of wood, but still
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(47)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Long-term study reveals mildly smacking children is good for them
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(123)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man shoplifts rare bird by stuffing it into his underpants. Two eggs and a small snake also discovered, authorities are investigating
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(12)
 
(buzzflash.com)
 
 
 
Finally, some good news in the war in terror. Most of the dead 9/11 hijackers will never be allowed fly again
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(47)
 
(crooks and liars)
 
 
 
Olbermann to Bush "Why has the ferocity of your venom against the Democrats now exceeded the ferocity of your venom against the terrorists?"
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(445)
 
(Haircut & run)
 
 
 
Islamic fundamentalists in Iraq are threatening barbers. Wow, how far down the list of people you find threatening do you have to go before you hit "barbers"?
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
House Republicans on Thursday told Democratic leaders they want them to appear before the House Ethics Committee to answer questions about what they may have known, and failed to disclose, about former Rep. Mark Foley. No, you read that right
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(384)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dog attempts to steal car, discovers too late he can't drive stick
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(14)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Even though you work at a fire station, you don't have the right to take the engine to a party
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the Amish are teaching America
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(105)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK government is spending £140,000 of taxpayer's money to study...pockets?
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(19)
 
(some farker)
 
 
 
The absolute strangest collection of statues that you will see today
source: i-am-bored.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Queen carries on her duties despite sore eye. So The Sun launches into a spittle-flecked comparison with The Terminator, complete with side-by-side pics
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(60)
 
(the lunatick photographer)
 
 
 
Photoshop these huts
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(47)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Police protection for 'mystical' tree after attack by youth gang
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Football stadium found on Mars. CNN has the photos to prove it
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(99)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced an emu in West Virginia the cops would like to have a word with you
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(34)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Latest hot discount item being exported from China: headstones. And some of them are pretty cool (pic)
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(66)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Top ten best movie soundtracks ever, thankfully Top-Gun-free. Your favorite soundtrack sucks
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(251)
 
(KDKA.com - CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
High School football kicker snags winning kick... during halftime she snags herself the title of homecoming queen
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(92)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Blessed are the cheesemakers, says St. Bill Clinton
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(65)
 


Fri October 06, 2006
(RINF)
 
 
 
"There are over 800 prison camps in the U.S., all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed, but they are all empty. These camps are to be operated by FEMA should Martial Law need to be implemented"
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(273)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Battlestar Galactica" season premiere discussion thread. Mother FRACKER
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(674)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Small Nova Scotia town looks for ways to ban dogs from viciously defecating in the street. Or something
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills, rigging hybrid cars to get 100 mpg skills
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(93)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
It's hushpuppy time
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(58)
 
(wzzm13.com)
 
 
 
Today's human stabbed, alligator stabbed, live snakes and frozen alligators and snakes in the freezer story (have we had one of those before?) brought to you by St. Louis
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(27)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The murder rate in Philadelphia has gotten so out of control that City Council is calling for a state of emergency. TO is starting to have second thoughts
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(111)
 
(wordpress)
 
 
 
A pretty convincing reason why you should not fear nukes
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(215)
 
(Some Positive Ion)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 19th-century electricity-induced smile
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deaf students barricade themselves in buildling. Cops bust in and pepper-spray them, after yelling at them for hours to come out
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(155)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Top 10 ways weather changed the course of history
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(87)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Actor unexpectedly dies on stage while playing character who unexpectedly dies
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(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Myspace founder claims he was ripped off 20 million dollars when Myspace was sold to News Corp last year. Current mood: Angry >:-O
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rival miners hurl dynamite at each other. Declare truce just long enough for both sides to bury their dead. Game on
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
30 reasons why it's better to be a woman. Sadly, having boobies is not on the list
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(277)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Tonight's full moon will be 12 percent bigger. Here's the science
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
VW unveils it's new van. Scooby, Shaggy nod approvingly
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(127)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists find a fossil of a "Monster" fish-like reptile in a 150 million-year-old Jurassic graveyard on an Arctic island off Norway
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(98)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Police on hunt for The Botox Bandit. Described as having a stoic look and extremely smooth skin
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LSD treats alcoholism. Fark to get a new, trippy look
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(381)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Times publisher finds out what could go wrong when you defy your parent company's demands for staff cuts, even though you think they could damage your award-winning newspaper
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(81)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
104-year-old man refuses to retire because his Bible won't let him
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(92)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Radioactive emissions from a nuclear meltdown in California 47 years ago are worse than anybody thought. In other news, there was a nuclear meltdown in the US back in 1959
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(120)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
MSM continues to milk, by hand mind you, the Amish mass-murder story
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man files lawsuit against every Catholic Bishop in U.S. that would force them to out pedophile priests. Before you scoff at Hero tag, realize he's asking for no monetary award
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(241)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Two middle school students arrested for counterfeiting $20 bills and passing them out in the lunch line
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(52)
 
(Some Movie Buff)
 
 
 
Ten "chick flicks" men don't have to be afraid of. Just in time for Sweetest Day
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(302)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Washington has the scandal involving Mark Foley and pages. Britain has Jack Straw's comments about Muslim women's veil. And Canada faces an important question: "Is the prime minister a Sens or Leafs fan?"
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(64)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Beijing criminal hides in a cave for eight years to avoid arrest, which was probably longer than his sentence would have been
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(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Google to buy YouTube. Time to sell those stocks
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(108)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Red wine could reduce the risk of developing Alzheimer's, getting cockblocked by hot chick's friend with good personality
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(82)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Gitmo guards brag about beatings
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(582)
 
(Hindistan Times)
 
 
 
President Pervez Musharraf's book is full of typos. For example, the Pakistani capitol is spelled as "Islam Bad"
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK government supplies funding for a robot that treats baldness. Because, you know, if you have a problem, it's always fun to solve it with robots
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man charged with conspiracy to emulate the French after driving 20 km down the highway in reverse
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(33)
 
(KDKA.com)
 
 
 
Man gets naked behind the counter in a convenience store apparently just for the hell of it
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want to become a firefighter, study, practice and take the qualifying test. Don't just steal a fire truck and show up to fires like this dumbass did
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In hindsight, spreading feces all over the courtroom wasn't the best defense in man's drug trial
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Locals so upset about library being shut down that they launch a naked protest to keep it open. Ugliness of locals guarantees a short and successful campaign (with SFW pic)
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(44)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Meet NJ's newest married 32-year-old teacher having sex with a 13-year-old student, thrown under the school bus by her dad
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(129)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hammer time 81-year old granny attacks after her car is wheel clamped. (With piccy of hammer-wielding geezer)
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(60)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Before judging this guy too harshly, I say let he who hasn't killed a girlfriend, slept with her dead body and had her cats euthanized so they can be with her cast the first stone
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(83)
 
(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
A teacher takes two students on field trip, at night, to a cemetery, inside a vault with a camera. Stop me if you heard this one before. Irregularity ensues
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this acorn
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(53)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago bans BB-guns, citing, "You'll shoot your eye out"
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(117)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Katherine Harris says voting for anyone but her is voting for the Devil. "God is the one who chooses our rulers." She still doesn't have a handle on that whole voting thing
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(263)
 
(main street newspapers.com)
 
 
 
Anytime you turn loose eight chickens in a crowd of 1,060 people, something is going to happen
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tip the Pizza Guy: Hilarious and true stories from pizza dudes (and some chicks)
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(194)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Students complain they're drowning in college debt, cheap beer
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(138)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man loses $10,000 at a casino. Does he: A) Go home? B) Get more money? Or C) Ram his truck into the casino?
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(49)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two words: Trump Vodka
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The world is filled with ambulance-chasing lawyers, but here's the world's first UFO-chasing lawyer
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(28)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
How to get young adults to come to the library? Easy, just get a beer permit and turn it into a nightclub
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(50)
 
(www.CNSNews.com)
 
 
 
Annie, get your gun: Bill would give traumatized abuse victims an instant gun license
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(276)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
El Presidente signs bill which establishes minimum qualifications for future FEMA directors, then declares that the new law doesn't apply to him, touches blue to make it true
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(342)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Count von Bismark's place had a rubber tarpaulin, lubes, mirrors, a gas canister, syringes, porn and buckets of sex toys -- but when gay-orgy guest fell to his death from the balcony, Bismark says he didn't see a thing
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(76)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Remember that guy that Florida police put 68 bullet holes in about a week ago? Well, oddly enough, his family would like some answers
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(350)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Diet cocktails make you drunker quicker. Crown and Diet Coke, please
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(91)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Towns in England can't afford to put up Christmas lights this year due to Nanny State regulations that say only qualified electricians can hang a string of bulbs
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(50)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Man fails to break bra-unhooking record (with video)
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(101)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
City of Hull named "most stupid place in Britain." Go ahead an make fun of them here, it's not like they can read
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(85)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rice meets with Kurds to make delicious Peace Porridge
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(95)
 
(Post Star)
 
 
 
Woman goes to court to get child-support payments from the father of her three-year-old child. Difficulty: The father is currently 16
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(184)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Four Pacers involved in strip-club shooting. No one hit, it was a Pacer shooting
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fire drills in school. New hotness: Plane crashs into high school drill
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(40)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Hello? Yes, I have your car and your cellphone. Sure I'll sell it back to you. But, uh, don't send the cops or anything..."
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(19)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're in Apex, North Carolina and you are reading this: You. Are. Screwed. For the rest of y'all: There's a giant-ass chemical fire burning in North Carolina
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spandex-clad jazz hander into some more exciting situations
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(99)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Vancouver to boy: Get $3,500 worth of permits or tear down your tree house
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(140)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
People 35-54 make up 41 percent of MySpace users, the congressman to page ratio is about seven to one
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(136)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a 12-year-old child can be tried as an adult
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(442)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man calls in bomb threat to pub after bouncers eject son from premises by the face
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(37)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night shall keep the mailman from his appointed rounds -- unless the snow in question is cocaine, in which case he'll steal your credit cards and fail to deliver anything else
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Crazy old Asian lady claims she was John Lennon's first Asian lover, paving the way for Yoko Ono (with sexy picture)
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(144)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Meet the "mileage junkies," people who take long overseas flights solely for the purpose of racking up frequent flier miles
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(60)
 
(Daily Astorian)
 
 
 
Oregon State Police thoroughly baffled after 10-pound rock comes flying out of nowhere, crashes through pickup truck windshield, killing passenger
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(61)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Mister Ed was actually a zebra. Here comes the science
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The War on Terror may become a leading cause of heroin OD deaths
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(87)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hiccups can be cured with an UFIA, and other highlights from this year's winners of the Ig Nobel prizes
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(66)
 
(Some Viking)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes, Icelandic police called to defend man against the Washing Machine From Hell
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(44)
 


Thu October 05, 2006
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Randwick horseracing track chosen for venue of pope's visit in 2008. Popemobile given 3/1 if Benedict sticks with blinders
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange-looking kid banging on his drum
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(90)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Cops in Bridgton, Maine have been waiting six months to use their new Tasers. Their Christmas came early when the naked guy decided to run through the streets yelling, "Baby, help me!"
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(64)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Hemorrhoid cream: Do not apply directly to forehead. Hemorrhoid cream: Do not apply directly to forehead. Hemorrhoid cream: Do not apply directly to forehead
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(88)
 
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
In a sign either that gas prices are high or that men with small penises are suddenly becoming more well-adjusted, Hummer to lay off workers and temporarily close H2 factory due to slow sales
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(237)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks to double North American stores, presumably by stacking new stores on top of existing ones
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(193)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teenage girls discover the hard way their local nude beach has been overrun by perverts
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Youth who asks boss for his salary is beaten, stripped and paraded naked through streets. Nice to know this doesn't just happen at my job
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(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Weirdest excuse for crashing one's SUV today offered by this Maine driver: "I saw a spider"
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(131)
 
(CentreDaily)
 
 
 
Kentucky to ban alcohol vaporizers. Drew overheard saying, "I never inhaled"
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And you thought your job was boring: meet the guy whose job it is to watch paint dry. He's optimistic about a promotion to company's grass-growing division
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(41)
 
(Cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Some people travel the country following their favorite bands. These folks travel the country going from one Chick-fil-A grand opening to another
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(95)
 
(The Register Guard)
 
 
 
Man critically injured by dough, kneads medical attention
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grandmother arrested, booked and forced to give a DNA sample after some kid kicks his soccer ball onto her lawn
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since we've covered slang in the 90s, how about we travel back even farther to rediscover slang of the 20s
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush issues another signing statement, this time allowing him to edit reports that state whether or not Homeland Security violates laws
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(450)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Shoot me first," said oldest Amish girl held hostage in PA schoolhouse, trying to buy time for other kids
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(402)
 
(CityRag)
 
 
 
Teacher with tribal face tattoo says students accept the way he looks. Either that or they're afraid he'll eat them (with pic)
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(127)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Child porn charges dropped against John Benet Karr
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-page says Foley sent him sexually suggestive emails in 1997
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(281)
 
(RawStory)
 
 
 
ABC to Drudge: Suck it
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(398)
 
(eCanadanow.com)
 
 
 
Australian company wants gov't to subsidize lingerie in order to fight rising divorce rates
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Harvard recommends requiring all students to study religion. Suck it, atheist know-it-alls
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(443)
 
(dailycamera.com)
 
 
 
Teen playing hackey sack outside given ticket for $250 for "releasing projectiles"
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(117)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Bad news for libs: Foley IM messages were a prank that went awry
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(1018)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Malaysia takes "grammar police" to new level
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(83)
 
(NBC4.TV)
 
 
 
Injured dog limps himself into emergency room; lies down and waits hours for care just like everybody else
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(82)
 
(CourtTV)
 
 
 
"Then she allegedly cut off his penis and stabbed him in the anus"
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(167)
 
(CBS47)
 
 
 
Today's "old woman living with 100 cats" story brought to you by Rapid City, SD. With nasty pic goodness
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(58)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you want to inspire your high school football team to victory, hanging up signs inscibed with Nazi slogans may not be the best course of action
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(187)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryanair makes takeover bid for Aer Lingus; has yet to win approval from the owner of the airline, Connie Lingus
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(45)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: Teacher lets students kiss in class. Obvious: Teacher is likely to kiss her job goodbye for this. Fark: The relationship unwittingly helped solve a shooting. Wait. What?
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(68)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
In perhaps the most socially awkward moment of all time, Amish funeral procession passes gunman's home
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(196)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman: Father, I'm not feeling well. Pastor: You feel fine to me
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sacred Chilliwack artwork to return to Canada after being gone gone gone, gone so long
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(82)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chemotherapy can cause a permanent "brain fog" that makes patients forgetful. Still no cure for... ummm... what was that bad stuff? Oh yeah, cancer
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(103)
 
(Some Househunting Guy)
 
 
 
Looking for the coolest house in your neighborhood? How about one that rotates with the wind? With plenty of pic goodness
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(63)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Police: "Your children's teacher has admitted to having a fetish for 'young boys, slavery and cannibalism.'" Parents: "Eh, that's okay"
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Future technology you can't live without today
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest lightning strike photo ever
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(126)
 
(WCVB)
 
 
 
Teenager forced to wear toga as punishment for underage drinking, swearing at a cop. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son
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With the rise of organized sporting activities, many children lost the skills to play without the help of coaches giving them constant direction. If you want to read this, click the link to the left
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Defense team claiming 77-year-old woman died of cancer despite being thrown down flight of stairs and left for dead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs apologizes for stock options inproprieties. So no harm, no foul. We're cool, right?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Damage your keyboard seriously with this game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Convicted terrorists were allowed to communicate with outside radicals for years at Colorado supermax
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(Newschannel 5)
 
 
 
Note to future criminals: If your cunning plan to escape the police involves a trap door under your trailer, make sure your fat ass can actually get out the escape before attempting it when police show up
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Power out in parts of dowtown Houston. If this were in New York, you would have heard about it dozens of times already
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince offers strippers double their wages to stop dancing. "No-one knows why he comes here. He doesn't drink, doesn't like the music and now doesn't like the dancers."
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If you file a Freedom of Information request with the city of Hurst, TX you may be subjected to an extensive criminal background check whether you want one or not
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Melbourne bar wouldn't let in a Druid priestess because she looks Jewish
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Newest Alternative Energy - Portugal's Wave Power Plant
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Tomorrow's hike in gas prices brought to you by OPEC, which will slash production by one million barrels a day to make up for falling prices
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If you live in Britain, you may soon be paying for refuse collection based on the weight of your rubbish. And by 'Your rubbish' we of course mean 'Whatever crap your neighbour dumps in your bin'
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Man hires $500/hour attorney to defend charge he refused to pay for $15.99 shrimpy seafood entree
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(Cullman Times)
 
 
 
Teachers are devoting more time to determine whether or not a t-shirt is inappropriate
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Collection of jiggy 90s slang terms
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Know those self-scan terminals in supermarkets? They're robbing you blind. Literally
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(Church of the FSM)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a short sermon to your fellow Pastafarians
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Government ethics committee ready to probe Foley case just as soon as they can find anybody in Washington, D.C. with some ethics
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(KESQ)
 
 
 
If you work at a medical marijuana dispensary, it's best to refrain from bringing "special muffins" around town to use as tips
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(The Local)
 
 
 
10% of Swedes aged 25 still live with their parents. Contrast that to Italy, where 82% of men still live with their moms at age 30. Where's that machismo now, Fabio?
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Dog gets kicked out of Indiana, forbidden to return
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(farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 74: "Style"
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(252)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In China, $500 will buy you a wife... and $1,200 will buy you a dead one
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(57)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Deadbeat parents in Macomb County, Michigan to lose hunting licenses -- because, you know, that'll show 'em
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take on these dirty white boys. Difficulty: Absolutely, positively *no* Icy Hot Spelunkers
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
Audio
 
Listen to Tommy Lasorda drop-kick radio show sidekick on-air
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(40)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
A new study conducted by researchers at Indiana University reports that The Daily Show has just as much substance to it as the broadcast news
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(124)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
UF suspends fraternity for serving alcohol at party where three women passed out, later dropped off at home in shopping carts
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(92)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
A man kidnapped two women, was tasered by police, taken to the hospital where he stole a cop's gun, carjacked a van, ditched it before finally escaping in a car he offered a woman $20 to ride in. Ta da!
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Interior Department employees spend more time shopping, gambling and surfing porn than they do working
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Old-ass Cubans attribute lengthy lifespans to life styles of moral depravity. Perhaps they're on to something
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Organization deems Paris Hilton a "celebutard," Posh Spice a "tanorexic," and anyone with excess belly fat a "muffintop"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman flees store after being busted for shoplifting. News: She bangs on car windows in the middle of traffic to bum a ride. Fark.com: Yep, them's her boobies you see flopping around
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Gynecologist accused of sexual abuse after using "inappropriately colloquial language" and removing his gloves during exams
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man fights alimony payments after his ex-wife becomes a man. "If you can't be married to a man legally, how can you legally pay alimony to a man?"
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Research shows one in five drivers think about sex rather than driving. Obvious tag begins flashing, then explodes
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 15 movie mistakes (with photo evidence)
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(257)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ten-question quiz on Afghanistan. How much do you remember?
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(113)
 
(TriCities)
 
 
 
Thrift store calls in the bomb squad after it finds microwave timer next to empty gas can
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Top 10 Weird Al videos
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(103)
 
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Guy in Kansas thinks libraries are unnecessary because everything is on the Internets. That'll learn 'em
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the recent string of school shootings, Wisconsin politician wants to give guns to teachers. This can only end well
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(221)
 


Wed October 04, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British company launches "pay as you drive" car insurance, which tracks their mileage with an in-car GPS unit and bills them accordingly
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(102)
 
(Some Stupid Store)
 
 
 
These days, even a simple spirograph requires batteries
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Residents of Australian town show their concern while notorious pedophile's house burns down by dancing and drinking beer, assuring him they'll try to put out the fire every six-pack or so
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(96)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Church to erect 200-foot-tall cross (with pic)
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(221)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these spool winders
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans admit to "regifting." You submitted this same headline earlier, but the admins didn't want it
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bush signs Mexico fence bill into law. Also suggests temporary guest worker program to allow Mexicans to work on fence
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How prepared is the young workforce?
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(54)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Fed chair warns that unless Social Security is reformed, we are all screwed
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(135)
 
(Statesman.com)
 
 
 
Austin smoking ban ruled unconstitutional
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If yuor going ot use a pohne number to gte teh addrses on a huose to raid fro pron, make sure yuo have not transposed teh numbers
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
How many Miami roommates does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: One to change the lightbulb, and one to call an exterminator after 10,000 killer bees attack from the kitchen ceiling
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(75)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Running of the Bulls to be moved to Paris this year
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(93)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother-of-the-year nominee arrested for giving her two-year-old child morphine to treat a cold
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(70)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dream tells 85-year-old granny to buy second lotto ticket with same numbers. She wins $8 million. Twice
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nine people killed in Nigerian fighting. Millions reportedly trapped in bank accounts
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Get your paper airplanes ready, it's time again for the Ig Nobels award ceremony
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(25)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Finally, a study that is relevant: Educated women have more orgasms
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Lexington, KY Fark party -- Saturday, October 14th
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(metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Crossdressing rare plant thief makes Fark by losing his fake breasts during the hot pursuit
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(26)
 
(Some Laughing Guy)
 
 
 
Today's story about an idiot burglar accidentally leaving his wallet at the crime scene brought to you by North Texas
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(21)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Senator's 81-year-old father pleads guilty to having sex in a car by pizzeria. Popsicle stick and rubber band left at scene
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Childrearing for Floridians: When leaving your toddlers home alone, make sure to fill the tub and leave your loaded gun
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist cancels protest at Amish funeral in exchange for radio airtime. I thought we didn't negotiate with terrorists
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(315)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
College student pounds on his friends door pretending to be police, while friend is inside smoking marijuana. As you may have guessed, this doesn't end well
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Stolen prosthetic leg returned to 4-year-old boy's doorstep in the middle of the night. Janice Soprano denies any involvement
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(41)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Teenage thief tries to break in through a doggie door, gets busted with his arm still in the door. If you're guessed that maybe it's not the first time he's been busted like this, you'd be right
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy commits suicide because he couldn't lose his virginity by age 19, marking the last person on earth who didn't know about hookers
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(south tyneside today)
 
 
 
Police searching for sex attack suspect, release image to media depicting the suspect. Or maybe an octopus? Could be the door panel from a '58 Chevy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
YouTube taking down videos critical of Muslims and suspending the accounts of anyone who posts them as a result of complaints from the perennially-outraged Religion Of Peace™
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank robbers in Phoenix may soon be facing charges of armed robbery: forklift edition
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(Local6)
 
 
 
If you insist on driving drunk, try to avoid crashing your car into police headquarters. Not only does it make it easier for them to catch you, but, frankly, it just pisses them off
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Foley's former aid who begged GOP members not to inform the page board resigns
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German plastic surgeon gives police post-op pictures of women who never paid for their breast-enhancement surgery, creating Most Awesome Wanted Poster in the history of mankind
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(98)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this house in Timbuktu
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(61)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Apparently AP is now making the same "silly mistake" about Foley's party identity that Fox news was making last night
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People in Britain advised to "exaggerate" what is happening to them when calling police to ensure a faster emergency response
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having never read the Book of Joshua, Atlanta mom declares school violence wouldn't happen if kids just read the Bible
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Man running for office in Minneapolis gets new job that won't give him time to serve and can't get name off ballot. So he runs full-out "Don't vote for me" campaign
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(AP)
 
 
 
Warning: Playing grabass with a flight attendant will now earn you a trip to Gitmo
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner to become sole owner of Deadwood casino. Sheriff Bullock unavailable for comment
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(65)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Any miscalculation by North Korea during nuclear test may release radiation into atmosphere that could travel far beyond the country's borders
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(352)
 
(New York Sun)
 
 
 
Previously unknown letter from Abraham Lincoln bought at yard sale for $2.00, could be worth millions. The letter, written following a week-long bender in 1856, has already been dubbed the "I freed the what?" document by historians
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(NBC 12)
 
 
 
Good news for those suffering from Alzheimer's and/or dementia -- they now offer electronic tracking devices just in case you get lost
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(107)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Pope supports getting rid of Limbo, in favor of keeping the Twist and undecided on the Watusi
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(304)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Executive-jet pilots held in Brazil under suspicion of causing 737 crash
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you tell police a guy jumped out from behind a tree and mugged you, make sure to at least leave footprints in the right place
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(17)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Amtrak decides rush hour is the perfect time to trim trees along the busiest stretch of railroad in the country. Seventy-thousand NJ commuters find out what could possibly go wrong
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(55)
 
(Some Charlestonian)
 
 
 
Today's almost school shooting brought to you by Charleston, SC and a high school student arriving on campus with ammo vest and fatigues to hold JROTC class hostage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rep. Sam Farr (D-Umbass) tries to hold public spinach-eating news conference to show it's safe to eat, but fails to find any in grocery stores
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stocks rise on news that Mark Foley was molested by Amish school shooter
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(69)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Lottery vastly increases odds of winning with its scratch-off tickets by issuing a bunch of misprints, and then telling the people who try to cash in the jackpots that they're worthless. Lawsuit-alarity is ensuing
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(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Online readership up nearly one-third in U.S. Something may be driving traffic to websites, but we have no idea what it could be
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(30)
 
(Some LiveJournal Icon)
 
 
 
ASCII, ASCII, ASCII, ASCII, ASCII, ASCII, ASCII, paragraph, paragraph, ASCII, ASCII, ASCII, ASCII, ASCII, ASCII, snaaaaake, it's a snaaaaaaaaaake
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(130)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cheerleader coach fired after showing students a smiley face drawn on lower half of her belly
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(181)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I visited an Iranian nuclear facility, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
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(156)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ms. magazine to publish article titled "We Had Abortions" and lists names of thousands of women who've had them. Names on list include Gloria Steinem, comedian Carol Leifer, and actresses Kathy Najimy and Amy Brenneman
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(1063)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pioneering porn "Deep Throat" is picked as one of the top 100 landmark films of all times, ranked with "Citizen Kane" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
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(67)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
First grader brings loaded pistol to Show and Tell (with bonus link to principal's letter to parents)
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(61)
 
(CNS)
 
 
 
Fred Phelps and friends plan to protest the Amish murder victims' funerals. Dumbass tag is the strongest we have, sadly
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(758)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
AOL's next generation of suck: AOL OpenRide. Version 2.0, RideYourSuckerAssToTheBank, set to launch late Q107
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Start making your Mad Max dune buggies, scientists say, because a third of the planet will be a desert by the year 2100
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(153)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
In order to score a "lucky" 07/07/07 wedding date, women are rushing to book churches and reception halls even without an actual engagement
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(190)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Seven hundred sheep stuck on an island off the Welsh coast. Welsh pimps spot opportunity for island brothel
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(23)
 
(Astrobio.net)
 
 
 
Comets the size of our sun are speeding around the universe. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bear gets wasted on fermented apples and stumbles around near school (with video goodness)
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(73)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man proposes after getting 200 children to spell out "marry me" in a field whilst he flies his girlfriend over in a helicopter
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(83)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
For those interested in that sort of thing, Hasbro now makes "Halloween exclusive" My Little Pony dolls
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds few U.S. youths involved in civic life. ArchmagusOrcmelter protests, saying he's very active in his guild
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you start banning Harry Potter from school-media centers, it could lead to the removal of books like "The Wizard of Oz" and "Alice in Wonderland," as well as The Lord of the Rings and Chronicles of Narnia series
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(286)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
In Moscow, buying a burial plot is more expensive than an elite apartment
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Flying Elvis breaks pelvis in Las Vegas skydiving stunt. Remaining Elvi land without damage to pelvi
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish kids to submit their 1000th social-action petition to government, still awaiting first greenlight
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(29)
 
(New Launches.com)
 
 
 
Here is the world's largest NES, until someone with even more time on their hands builds a bigger one. The cartridge takes eight people to load
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pregnant teenagers are taking up smoking in the hope of having smaller babies so that childbirth is less painful
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(144)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
All hail the mighty mailman, rain nor sleet nor snow will stop him from delivering weed to needy stoners on his route
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(34)
 
(Some Peg Legged Pimp)
 
Video
 
Two words: Pirate Rap
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