If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
(Headline T-Shirts are still available for archive links.)
Sun October 01, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abbey
source: drubin.livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Canadian troops in Afghanistan ask for Moosehead brand beer, military contacts Brewery to place order, brewery honored that troops prefer their beer says: "keep your money, we'll donate however much you want"
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
As much as we would like to think otherwise, excessive consumption of Tequila does not render one able to fly
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
Baby on the way? Time to make a budget (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Not News: Addicts sue someone. News: Addicts sue their employers. Fark.com: For causing their Crackberry addiction
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Police drag diabetic paraplegic man with handicapped license plates through window and throw him to the ground when he sticks arms out and says "I cannot exit"
source: wsmv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Nashville bar's dress code bans wearing of name brands Southpole, ECKO, ENYCE, Sean Jean, Phat Farm, FUBU among other things. Right to dress in overpriced crap and look like a tool at a bar surenders
source: wsmv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(211)
 
(Some Guamanian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Stealing signs. New hotness: Stealing stairwells
source: kuam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Newschannel 5)
 
 
 
Adult Store in Murfreesboro raises concerns, if by "concerns" you mean "weeners"
source: wtvf.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coffins are getting mighty creative these days: Still waiting for the Tupperware one, though
source: knuttz.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Trib)
 
 
 
Computer crash at St. Louis police department wipes out record of 6,000 criminal cases. Somebody didn't call for backup
source: columbiatribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
TV furniture gets slimmer. American couch potatoes still expected to get wider . Living room volume remains a constant
source: azstarnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Asshat who claims she couldn't afford to feed her dogs could manage to afford the gasoline she used to set them on fire
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Parents of 650 children that were flunking reading and math for third straight year are notified that their children are eligible for free tutoring under federal law. Number of takers? Zero
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Society has caught up with Playboy's view"
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
FBI suspects link between Osama bin Laden and The Sopranos. Seriously. "We are looking at this very aggressively," says bureau
source: breakingnews.nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
German police monitoring $cientology run after school tutoring centers for signs of clambaking
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students find that if you send popcorn kernels to 122-thousand feet above the earth, they will pop more efficiently and taste better
source: cbs46.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
First ever Las Vegas-style slots coming to Florida- because slots are considered bingo. In what land? Oh yeah, Florida tag
source: tampabays10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(CNN/SI)
 
 
 
Because the Tigers are the Tigers, they lose the Division on the last day of the season
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(252)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Liberal academia now punishing students for comments they post on web blogs, even when they post from their home computers
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(468)
 
(Some Quack)
 
 
 
Photoshop this duck
source: pitbul25.livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Delaware man left picking birdshot pellets from his arm after neighbor shoots him for driving onto his lawn and threatening to run him over
source: delawareonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
The Constitution of the United states Version 2.0
source: politicalcortex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(321)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson brings Farm Aid concert to Philadelphia, continuing his campaign to assist oppressed grass farmers everywhere
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
What do today's teenagers do when being abused by their parents? Use their cell phones to call 911, snap some pictures as evidence
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Drunk teen stands on tracks and flips off train. Train is offended and hits back
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Working fast food is bad. Working the drive-through is worse. Getting a beatdown from an angry naked customer, though, that's the worst
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(SoVo)
 
 
 
Sean Penn on advice he gives guys dating his daughter: "I tell them that whatever they do to my daughter that night, they better be prepared to come home and do it to me, too"
source: southernvoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Author auctions chance to be character in his book
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New service allows you to choose the originator and destination for a text message. What could possibly go wrong ?
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You cockle picker gangmasters have been strutting around like you owned the place until now, but your cockle picking gangmaster days are now over
source: today.reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US library ban on JK Rowling
source: planetgonecrazy.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(379)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chillin' Con carny
source: hauntedattraction.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Helpful Hint # 13- Always trust a man in a police uniform when buying your cocaine
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The two coolest words you'll see today when they appear together: Urban golf. (pix)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Power Xtreme!)
 
 
 
Pics and news from the worlds first international rocketbelt convention
source: rocketbelt.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Rare bird blown off its migration route dies after being "hounded to death" by bird watchers
source: scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Who is the most overrated person in the history of music? Link goes to the real answer
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(766)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
When the "which paper bag did I leave the big knife in" magic trick goes wrong. SFW, but hard as hell to watch
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great American Beer Festival crowns top beers for 2006
source: beertown.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
3-D doodling will officially bake your noodle
source: squidsoup.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Fox News Florida)
 
 
 
Officers fired 110 rounds at man suspected in cop's death. True irony is that suspect was only hit 68 times. Battle for tag between Florida- Obvious declared a draw
source: www1.wsvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Radical Muslim who interrupted childrens' Christmas choir by jumping up and screaming "Who is your God? Why are you saying Jesus and Jesus Christ? God is not your God - it is Allah" made school inspector in Britain
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(284)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Top 300 songs of the 20th century
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(248)
 
(some primate)
 
 
 
Intact soft tissue recovered from six-thousand year old Tyrannosaurus Rex fossil
source: calacademy.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, what we all wanted: A Boy Scout slaying game
source: browserarcade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(PC World)
 
 
 
Top 99 undiscovered web sites (oops)
source: pcmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(OC Register)
 
 
 
Man retires from Original Pancake House after 50 years of fluffy, buttery goodness (with pic)
source: ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Elementary School music teacher on paid leave after passing out drunk. State benefits sure are hard to beat
source: azstarnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
LiveScience tackles one of the more important questions of our time, "When was beer invented?"
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cheating among students "rampant" in Canada. You submitted this headline earlier, but I was behind you looking over your shoulder
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Spaceport America" suffers first setback. James Doohan's ashes unavailable for comment
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 


Sat September 30, 2006
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How punk rock pulled author from the death spiral of an underclass neighborhood
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Mr. Unlucky)
 
 
 
Photoshop this car on fire
source: i114.photobucket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest "road built into the side of a cliff" you will see today
source: ueba.com.br   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Computer Games for old people. Your granny wants to frag
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Finally a Church Sermon TFers may agree with...God 'intends for us to have great sex,' minister says
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Isn't it cute when pet dogs and cats bring home gifts like birds, rabbits, human skulls?
source: tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
New computer system aims to identify criminals by the way they walk. Submitter moonwalks out the back door
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Army successfully tests Compact Kinetic Energy Missile (CKEM), magnetic repulser shields next on agenda
source: gizmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(about.com)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Martha Stewart invites Eminem on her show to hopefully increase his street cred
source: rap.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Czech out Miss World 2006 (pic)
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Oregonian)
 
 
 
Argument on CB radio escalates into deadly mall parking lot confrontation. Rubber Duck, Pig Pen unavailable for comment
source: blogs.oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latest study shows health-conscious restaurants on the rise in America. Just kidding, here's one where they use a syringe to squirt chocolate directly into your mouth
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Irishman wins World Oyster Opening Championship. In other news, there is a World Oyster Opening Championship
source: today.reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"[T]he concept of free trade practiced by the United States is a myth because we allow other countries to manage trade to their advantage, creating an uneven playing field"
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Big Peach named worst city for sleeping. "It's the pits" claim sleep deprived citizens
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Spinach is safe to eat again. Bizarre disfigured sailor with a corncob pipe seen hoarding all he can
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Whoa)
 
 
 
Disorientation: the most farked up maze game EVAR
source: i-am-bored.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Raw Story)
 
 
 
Legal immigrants are being rounded up by the thousands due to deportable offenses which weren't deportable at the time of their immigration
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald trumped, the most expensive home for sale in the US is listed at $135 million
source: christiesgreatestates.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Charleston.net)
 
 
 
City Councilman thinks bad parents should be sterilized if they can't control their children. Cue the 'That's Racist' kid in 3,2,1
source: charleston.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Overpass collapses near Montreal. Lizzie from Rampage unavailable for comment
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
Theme: The Apocalypse. Difficulty: Using only video-game characters
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(pittsburgh post gazette)
 
 
 
Pistol packin', 82 year old, great granny bartender scares off armed robber. Who, of course, came back later that night for a beer
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these astronomers as they look up at...something
source: halifax.rasc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Judge who ruled "intelligent design" was not science received numerous death threats. Death threats so complex they just couldn't have occured by chance
source: www2.ljworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(471)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
High school running back rushes for 658 yards and 10 touchdowns in one game, scores more than Hugh Hefner on a three-day viagra bender
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(RGJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to poison wife with succinylcholine, you shouldn't criticize someone else's murder and suggest it would be better performed with succinylcholine
source: news.rgj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(The Journal News)
 
 
 
"The officers sprayed him with department-issued pepper spray, but he licked it off of his face and told the officers that it tasted like water"
source: lohud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Toddler survives for three days alone in the woods, succesfully eludes animals, sexual predators
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Smile! You're on pedo camera
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(428)
 
(WSJ)
 
 
 
First Lady Laura Bush's top five books to promote literacy
source: opinionjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(275)
 
(Newswireless.net)
 
 
 
Good: Verizon offers "unlimited" wireless broadband. Bad: They don't tell you it's limited to 5 gigs a month. Fark: If you go over the limit, they cancel your account, accuse you of downloading porn, and charge you $175
source: newswireless.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Remember those anthrax letters from a few years ago? Apparently, some scientists at the FBI are actually still working on that case and they have concluded that all the experts and insiders quoted at the time were actually full of crap
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Myspace pics show cops alledgely drinking with underage girls. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
source: timesleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Closed Krispy Kreme to become -- what else? -- a new police headquarters. As if it wasn't that already
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"It's vile," said Rep. Mark Foley, R-West Palm Beach. "It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction." On Bill Clinton - 1998
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(285)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Deputy showing off with gun he thought was unloaded accidentally shoots himself in the face. His birthday party was pretty much a bummer after that
source: firstcoastnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(The Capital Times)
 
 
 
"[M]any white communities are absolutely vehement about filling their homes with racks of deadly weapons and teaching young children how to use them at a very early age."
source: madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(296)
 
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Today's college football discussion thread
source: ncaafootball.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(400)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazilian airliner wreckage located in Amazon jungle. No word on survivors
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 coolest sites on Google Earth. Flying car wins, though
source: pycckuu.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these box boys farking around in the back room
source: i32.photobucket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(ksl.com)
 
 
 
Man named "Fatty" arrested for burrito theft
source: ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Queen of England has turned a room in one of her castles into a mosque for muslim staff
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Everything looks cooler in slow motion. Today's example: a lighter
source: thatvideosite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Well hell, if your life is that empy, you might as well create your friggin' cat's own "MySpace For Pets" page. It's not like you're busy dating or anything
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Dumbest. Superintendent. Ever
source: cbs2chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Minnesota's muslim cabbies refusing fares at the airport if customers are carrying alcohol. Refusal of fare sends them to the back of the 3 hour line, but that's a small price to pay than an eternity of punishment in the afterlife
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(294)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're one of the people who parachuted off of a construction crane near Michigan Avenue, the Chicago Police Department would like to have a word with you
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Real-life saloon brawl breaks out in Wyoming bar, much to the delight of visiting tourists. "We just want to thank you, that was the best bar fight and greatest entertainment we've ever had"
source: billingsgazette.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a news report of the Second Coming
source: images.google.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I am angry at the penis. The poor quality of the only "Detachable Penis" music video on YouTube, that is
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman being attacked by rabid coyote slams door on its neck. This self-defence technique also works remarkably well on door-to-door magazine salespeople
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Truck driver walks into woods to take a leak, finds mountain of stolen TVs that some thief just pissed away
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China using lasers to blind US spy satelites in the largest game of peekaboo ever played
source: allheadlinenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Bug)
 
 
 
Photoshop this insect
source: megain.smugmug.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A look at where airplanes go to die (cool pics)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Night Fever, Night Fe-ver)
 
 
 
Caption what this groovy dancer is thinking
source: leenks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 singalong pop hits of all time
source: top40.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(The Record)
 
 
 
Due to long-term serious doctor shortage, hospital in Ontario, Canada is being forced to close its emergency room permanently to patients
source: therecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Google)
 
Video
 
Ever wonder how a 50-pound ball of silly putty would react when dropped from the 7th story of a building? Wonder no longer
source: video.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(AHN)
 
 
 
Weird: Tajikistan bans gold teeth. Wierder: To improve the country's image
source: allheadlinenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(TILL)
 
 
 
Every prison cell in Britain will be full by next week. In related news, the second week of October looks like a great time to commit some crime in Britain
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man robs bakery with steak knife. Next time use the right knife, dope
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toyota unveils new pickup at Texas State Fair. Locals complain that it has weird features like aluminum block, multi-valve cylinders and overhead cams, and if NASCAR don't need the devil's machinery, neither do they, dadgummit
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Atlantic tropical storm could make landfall in Canada. Local stores report panic buying of poutine, Timbits
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Centredaily.com)
 
 
 
American and Canadian fighter planes were launched to intercept a pair of Russian bombers. And you thought the cold war was over
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jimmy Dean releases Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick: Includes number to heart specialist on stick
source: grumplestiltskin.wordpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Cost of capping greenhouse gas emissions estimated at $1,000,000,000,000. Presumably the hippies that are in favor of halting global warming are putting 'For sale' signs on their 1972 Volvos so they can chip in
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 


Fri September 29, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A crackdown on illegal whiskey in 19th century Ireland forced some to turn to the drinking of ether, of which a frequent side effect was violent belching of flammable gas
source: worldwidewords.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Zombie rulers retain slim majority
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists say Mount St. Helen's eruption "slowing." You can still panic and stuff, but you have time for a snack
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Museum's pet rooster goes missing. "We are in shock," said Ed LeRoy, manager of special events for the museum. "He may have been feeling under threat."
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Study finds men as likely to be compulsive shoppers as women, they just spend way, way less time in stores
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Poker Player's Alliance)
 
 
 
Frist attempts to attach online gaming prohibition act to port security. DIT
source: pokerplayersalliance.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(News.com.au)
 
NewsFlash
 
Boeing 737 with 155 people on board has gone missing
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Ernie's House)
 
 
 
Homebuilder might want to rethink his line of work after building house 20 feet higher than road. With plenty of pic goodness
source: ehowa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fellows loading a blasthole
source: externalweb.nmt.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(CBS4)
 
 
 
Details of Colorado shooter's suicide note sent to family member
source: cbs4denver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Twins meet for first time after 71 years, plan to attend weekend "Matlock" convention
source: dwb.heraldonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Study finds hotel rooms are awash in bacteria, viruses, dead hookers
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Somewhere out there is a hippy with balls the size of grapefruits: Several pounds of pot stolen from the trunk of a police car
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Woman whose Hummer broke down writes letter to newspaper complaining that she got no help, only a string of horns, fingers and obscenities from other drivers and she is "ashamed" of them. Hilarity ensues on op-ed pages
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(339)
 
(mcall)
 
 
 
Cop gives woman traffic ticket, then helps deliver her baby
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
George Washington: Patriot, president, moonshiner
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Akron Beacon-Journal)
 
 
 
Students plan walkout in protest of impending teachers' strike, get suspended three at a time. I'm glad we live in America, where you don't get punished for speech
source: ohio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man stabs guy with pitchfork at garage sale. The devil, you say?
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NYC.gov)
 
 
 
Look up 40 years of classic film/TV locations in New York City by location
source: nyc.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
If neighbor's children break your wife's glasses, should you: A) Talk to the parents? B) Make kids work to pay for new pair? Or C) Blow up their house?
source: dwb.heraldonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress approves another $70 billion for war efforts. Don't worry, we won't have to pay for it, just our kids
source: us.rd.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I....I took the one less traveled by....and found an 88-year-old Robert Frost poem
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(turnto23.com)
 
 
 
Burglar orders pizza, does laundry, attacks woman. In that order
source: turnto23.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Al Gore says cigarette smoking causes global warming
source: libertypost.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(490)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Animal-rights freaks kill dozens of pets in protest of "exploitation." Yes, that is irony
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Fox45)
 
 
 
College students upset that university won't reimburse them for water damage after some dumbass sets off dorm sprinklers with an errant hacky sack
source: daytonsnewssource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Some Maker)
 
 
 
How to make your very own retractable Wolverine claws for Halloween
source: diyhappy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(A man with a plan)
 
 
 
D.C. Fark Party: Official reminder and clarification. Link goes to venue
source: thebighunt.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest pic you'll see today of the shuttle and space station silhoutted by the sun
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bush is attempting to pardon himself and his administration for war crimes before Congress is out of session
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1250)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gonzales tells Supreme Court to STFU and stop overriding the president's policies during wartime
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(370)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Rep. Mark Foley (R-Florida) withdraws from race after creepy email exchanges with 16-year-old former page
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(264)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nothing says class like posing for a photograph dressed as the Virgin Mary, cradling someone resembling both your dead husband and Jesus Christ. But hey, it's Courtney Love, so there ya go (with pic)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Using the pen name of Bob Woodward, Ric Romero's new book alleges that Bush and his deputies have been hiding the truth about Iraq
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Missing marine had cunning plan to fake death, establish new identity, stay in contact with friends through World of Warcraft
source: dailycamera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man busted with meth in his fake leg. Laughs when police pop his leg off to search
source: cbs4denver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hamster escapes (man's arse) and disrupts flight
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Colorado school gunman picked out his hostages by name, and may have researched them beforehand on -- wait for it -- MySpace
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Today's "Thief unsuccessfully uses cab as getaway car" story brought to you by Sydney, Australia
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Muslims expected to riot after courteous Ramadan gift of a severed pig's head left at London mosque
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(266)
 
(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
NC State aims to keep students from urinating in stadium seats. Who knew this was a problem?
source: citizen-times.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jack Abramoff -- the guy that no one can remember being at the White House -- was there hundreds of times
source: dailynews.att.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Judge rules it's not illegal to have sex in hot tub in own yard
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Consumer spending at all-time highs thanks to strong econo... what, largest decline in a year? Never mind
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Federal government issues mortgage rules and restrictions today, firmly shutting the barn door after the animals have fled. Heck of a good job, Feds
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco cracks down on homeless people living in Golden Gate Park, who still smell better than the hippies next door in the Haight
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Doctor claims to heal by using time travel. Tardis, Daleks nowhere to be seen
source: ksat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little plane
source: highinthesky.cz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Florida cop killer reduced to Jamaican Swiss cheese after refusing to show hands to angry law enforcement. Dead officer's pistol found on what was left of his body
source: tampabay10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(294)
 
(Some Mancunian)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets speeding fine. News: Man invents Bulgarian colleague whom he claims was driving the car at the time. Fark: Man's wife flies to Bulgaria to post fake postcard from fake Bulgarian as fake evidence
source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(CentreDaily)
 
 
 
Man shows up in court wearing a box on his head
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
The top 10 animal senses humans don't have
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(298)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Japan's new prime minister talks about increasing military power, preemptive strikes, encouraging patriotism among school children and, oh, getting rid of that pesky passivist constitution. Because it went so well last time
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(202)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today's school shooting brought to you by Weston, Wisconsin
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(365)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith marries Howard Stern (no, not that one) as a closer to her month-long reality show on CNN
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Surprise, surprise. Selfish, self-centered boomers seek more "me" time. Change the world. Yeah, right
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper cuts funding to literacy, while his wife campaigns for literacy. Someone didn't get the memo
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Si vous habitez Lyon en France et que vous venez de voir deux kangourous sauter par votre fenêtre, ne vous rendez pas
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear Mom: Seeing as we just ended the Cuban missile crisis, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop writing Nikita Khrushchev fan letters asking for autographed photos because it's causing some problems at work. Love, JFK
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If only there was something we could have done
source: northlineexpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Russians aghast as Putin abandons dark suits in favor of translucent shirts that show off his "rippling muscles"
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Results of the women's dragon-boat racing event were reviewed after athletes complained of 'big women with Adam's apples.' Referees subsequently found that several of the competitors were actually men wearing wigs"
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dustin Diamond explains sex tape, saying his friends film their exploits, exchange the tapes and keep score, awarding points for certain acts. And according to him, these are "profile" people
source: blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to beat anyone at "Rock, Paper, Scissors"
source: 72.14.209.104   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian engineers develop vehicle that gets 3,000 mpg, eh? Ready to go oot and aboot?
source: dailyfueleconomytip.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(NBC-2.com)
 
 
 
Prostitute steals man's pants when he says he doesn't have enough money to pay her afterwards... Man later arrested for indecent exposure for lack of said pants
source: nbc-2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fellow passing out leaflets
source: tingleff.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. fastfood chains sued over carcinogenic chicken. Cows with signs expected to be added as defendants
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Top five user-rated cellphones. Your phone isn't there because it sucks
source: reviews.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Clubbing gains popularity in Cape Cod after researchers announce that seal populations are out of control
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Powered exoskeleton available in Japan. Alien queen not included
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Herald Net)
 
 
 
Apparently, no one informed these 747 pilots that the plane's autopilot was equipped with a special 'Plunge 2,800 feet in close proximity of the ground and make everyone crap their pants' button
source: heraldnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 


Thu September 28, 2006
(WCDB - Count On 2)
 
 
 
Something you read everyday: 3 Charged in armed holdup of movie rental store. Not surprising: Culprits are 2 males and 1 female. Fark.com: The female is 14, one male is 12, the other is 9 years old
source: wcbd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Blog This)
 
 
 
What's your beer personality?
source: blogthings.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(242)
 
(Some Map Guy)
 
 
 
5000 years of Middle East history in 90 seconds
source: mapsofwar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How do I make my cubicle look more like a pirate ship? LGN DIT
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(Harper's)
 
 
 
Mayor replies to woman who complained about police officers eating bananas at a civil rights rally
source: harpers.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Millionaire marries sixth wife... his own daughter
source: villagevoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(389)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old lady
source: worldwidewheelers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Kid on NBC discussing his stand-off with the Colorado school gunman when he refused to leave the girls behind a) has a brass set b) is now really popular c) wasn't even in the room
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Childrun at Montesori schools are bettr edumacated than them that didn't not go. Any body esle beleive this? Didnt think that neither
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The US/Mexico border fence used to deter illegal immigrants also doubles as a biatchin' volleyball net
source: laweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard to open and operate unmarked machine gun firing ranges on Lake Ontario. What could possibly go wrong?
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
If you're starring in a play, be sure to remove the props from your wardrobe before getting it dry-cleaned. Especially if the props are handwritten notes detailing murder-suicide plots
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What does music look like? "The Shape of Song" is an attempt to answer this seemingly paradoxical question
source: turbulence.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC asks if men really want a homemaker wife, discover that most would prefer a Dutch Rudder to a June Cleaver
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Hick Paper)
 
 
 
Rule number one if you are drinking and driving: don't attract the attention of the cops... this includes abstaining from giving them the finger while driving past them
source: theobserver.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(CTNow)
 
 
 
Ever heard of LEAP? It stands for "Law Enforcement Against Prohibition", and they want to end the drug war the only logical way possible
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(262)
 
(TPM)
 
 
 
Goodbye Magna Carta, its been a good 791 years. We hardly knew ye
source: tpmmuckraker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(388)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Chefs attempting to break pancake stacking record fail due to architectural instability. FARK: Yeah, that and the fact they only made half as many pancakes as the previous record holders
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Record Online)
 
 
 
Borat is in D.C. stalking George Bush (with video goodness)
source: recordonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
School suspends four 8th-grade girls because they wore identical outfits on the same day
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(238)
 
(WOOD TV)
 
 
 
Today's "Mother of the Year" nominee comes from Hasting, MI. Apparently, milk and bleach look very similar
source: woodtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officer forces prostitute to have sex with him. Prostitute steals his badge, turns him in. Cop calls prostitute to get it back. Hilarity ensues
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
85-year-old grandmother fends off armed home invasion by grabbing the robber, shoving him out the front door, telling him to get off her lawn
source: eagletribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher buys page in yearbook to stick it to the man on her way out to retirement
source: kare11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Widget Lover)
 
 
 
Cut and paste online widgets for your website or blog. Paging Drew
source: realtechnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(NewsChannel10)
 
 
 
Paper Industry International Hall of Fame to honor female inventor of flat-bottom bags. In other news, there's a Paper Industry International Hall of Fame
source: newschannel10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
IKEA profits plunge as people start buying furniture that doesn't come flat-packed with a goddamn Allen key
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(CourtTV)
 
 
 
"I have monkeys in my pants"
source: courttv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gimme an S! Gimme a C! Gimme an A! Gimme an M! What's that spell?
source: kirotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(1+1=1)
 
 
 
"People went there for one purpose: to sell drugs and to prostitute," says mathematically gifted officer
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(BayNews 9)
 
 
 
Schools in Lakeland, FL under lockdown as police search for gunman. Two Polk County deputies shot
source: baynews9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks, "What causes a teen to kill?" Neglect, poverty, uninvolved parents... what? Oh here it is, at the bottom: GOTH MUSIC. Whew, thought they were losing it
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(298)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Step 1: Become mayor of small Arkansas town. Step 2: Offer to exchange city water service for sex. Step 3: Fark.com
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Moving a couch on the subway. Submitter unable to think of a funny line that would defeat the asshatery of the video
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The dish in front of me is grey and shiny. "Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy. "Big dog," I reply. "Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..."
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cablevision busted for giving stock options to dead man. Executives insist they thought he was just watching another "Lost" recap episode
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
400-year-old English tradition, in which people carry barrels of flaming tar on their backs, comes to an end because insurance agents finally sobered up and refused to sell policies for the event
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Who controls what children eat: Their parents, or the TV? If you said "TV", the FCC would like to tell you about their wonderful benefits package
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN Mobile finally gets flushed
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Parents concerned that t-shirts with suggestive messages like "Spank me it's my birthday" are sending boys the wrong message about their daughters
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(302)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
To no one's great surprise, guy who shot up Colorado school revealed to be a creepy, pockmarked asshat who lived in his car
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(337)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Chinese are pissed at Japanese. Again. But this time it's over an "insulting" video game, not like, Nanking or Unit 731 or stuff
source: news.zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Wedding ring returned to owner after 47 years at bottom of lake. Owner promptly vanishes and heads off to Mordor
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Cops pul over guy for driving erratically, arrest him for DUI. Joke and lawsuit is on them, he was actually having a stroke
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Man convicted of 18 DUIs tells judge he will never drink and drive again... hiccup
source: wgal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I am not a pedophile," says pedophile
source: townsvillebulletin.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
U.S. military develops "unmanned shape-changing ultrasonic bomber" to replace aging missiles (with pic that's only slightly more speculative than article)
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Institute for The Breathtakingly Obvious releases report saying newspapers can save their asses if they concentrate on giving local readers local news and information
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia reacts to Georgia's spy allegations by farting in its general direction
source: voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"That's not Halloween decorations." Pre-Guliani NYC makes a brief comeback
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Jesus saves, but also accepts plastic at Georgia church's electronic "giving kiosks"
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(328)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boston suburb may drop Horatio Alger festival after they hear that he was a pedophile. Should have read his books "Rough and Ready," "Ben the Luggage Boy" and "Mark the Match Boy"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Batman to the rescue in New Hampshire, where he was moonlighting as a convenient store clerk
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this zorb
source: zorbsouth.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman avoids jail in assault with dead dog
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Daniel Smith reportedly killed by a "classic combination" of drugs. No word yet on what will finally kill this story
source: jam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Teacher strips in class. This is only cool if you like 56-year-old Chinese men
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CBS Sportsline)
 
 
 
Despite two days of prayer, Shaun Alexander will be out with injuries, proving God, like referees, is not a Seattle Seahawk fan
source: cbs.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
7-Eleven, Citgo deny fuel move tied to Chavez jab. Still trying to find someone to believe their denials
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oy vey, latest tropical depression to become tropical storm Isaac. Don't ask him to roll on shabbos
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Evidence lost again in John Mark Karr's child pornography trial... can't they just lock him up for being weird and creepy?
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Herald News)
 
 
 
Woman calls police to report that her neighbor was having sex in a hot tub in the middle of the day. Difficulty: Her neighbor is a female police officer. Hellooooo media frenzy (with pic of Officer Bangsalot)
source: suburbanchicagonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(421)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
USS Macon found. If you are wondering what the USS Macon is, think Hindenburg, but over the Pacific and in 1935
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(ksat)
 
 
 
Unruly Brazilian teenagers disrupt United Airlines flight by "speaking a foreign language over the intercom" and blocking the cockpit. What could possbily go wrong?
source: ksat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
City's kudzu-eating goat ruled by coroner to have died of natural causes. City still hiring two donkeys for goat security
source: chattanoogan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudis plan fence to keep Iraxicans out
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
News: U.S. citizen immigrates to Cuba. Fark: Not a political statement, he got in trouble at school and lost his computer and iPod
source: wreg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Market nears Dow record on news that T.O. did not try to kill himself and is simply a dumbass
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HP's general counsel Ann Baskins resigns as part of ongoing purge of women from company
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England's high-pitched alarms, designed to annoy teenagers from loitering, has been adapted to cellphone ringtones and dance music. The System is Down
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Miami airport pays $2 million to run an empty train in Japan. "It's just one of those things"
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Illegal immigration just got a whole lot more interesting: Hot Brazilian maids, sex tapes, blackmail, judges doing coke and of course the Albanian mafia
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(OC Register)
 
 
 
Usually, a story about a naked man and little head has nothing to do with running in traffic and an accidental decapitation
source: ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's "kangaroo and a clown having a boxing match" story brought to you from China
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dogs trained by the MPAA can sniff out pirated DVDs at airports. They also sniff out legal DVDs at airports, which makes the whole thing pretty much useless, but hey, cute doggie
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
100-million-year-old fossil of stingray fails to sell at auction; provides media with opportunity to remind us that Steve Irwin is still dead
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Filling the void left by departing girls in bikinis, four Japanese superheroes show up and start hanging out next to Thai tanks
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Sunderland Today)
 
 
 
If your impromptu magic act involves swinging a large samurai sword in front of a bunch of children, don't be surprised when the cops show up
source: sunderlandtoday.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(WISH-TV)
 
 
 
Jailhouse justice: Victim's name forcibly tattooed on child murderer's forehead (with pic)
source: wishtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(431)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
Think of all the stupid things our president has said. Here is his top ten (with audio clip goodness)
source: politicalhumor.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(294)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
Pizza joint in Diamond City, Arkansas wins bid to be town's post office as well. Managers now figuring out how they can deliver mangled pies six months late and to the wrong address in order to meet USPS performance standards
source: thewbalchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Spotted Augusta)
 
 
 
Today's theme: College football fans who take things a little too far
source: spotted.augusta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest clouds you will ever see
source: valuca.funtigo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you like beautiful girls, this means you're mentally lazy
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Five reasons to hate workaholics. Like you needed four more
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Online Journal)
 
 
 
Report's startling conclusion: Bombing people really pisses them off
source: onlinejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
MySpace well ahead of YouTube as top online distributer of video
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
College Republican beaten after leaving party; theorizes "militant leftist groups" may have attacked him, denies it has anything to do with being a drunken college asshat. (With awesome pic)
source: wonkette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(456)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For fabulous gas mileage, slather your hot rod in KY Jelly
source: dailyfueleconomytip.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New hurricane-measurement system augmenting Saffir-Simpson scale is proposed; would rank big storms from from "windy" to "Bill O'Reilly"
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(EurekAlert.org)
 
 
 
Binge drinking teenagers more likely to be violent, drunk, cooler than you
source: eurekalert.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: Hollywood is out of ideas. Worse: Australia has heaps of crap ideas and is about to spend $54m on them
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Australian town invaded by elderly tourists who chop down "no parking" signs and terrorize residents. "They can be quite confrontational. They are absolutely brazen, and they won't be intimidated"
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Giant 150-foot-long hornet spotted in Germany (pic)
source: maps.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sometimes you don't even have to write a headline, you just have cite the key words to convey the story: Dead guy. Pica. Distended bowel. Autopsy. Paper towel, a screw, a magnet and 54p in change
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Baltic Times)
 
 
 
Former prime minister of Latvia adds a personal emphasis to a report that his country has the most dangerous roads in Europe by running over a pedestrian a few hours later
source: baltictimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Where's Osama? Apparently in Afghanistan having tea with Abe Vigoda
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(California Democrat)
 
 
 
Deer breaks into house, wife wrestles deer out of house, THEN husband shoots it
source: californiademocrat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(The Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Army investigates whether Kentucky National Guard women posed nude with their M-16s and covered their breasts with American flag decals
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 


Wed September 27, 2006
(700 Club)
 
 
 
Christians begin their annual "Oh noes it's Halloween" complainathon
source: 700club.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(342)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Colorado hostage and gunman dead. Charlton Heston reportedly on his way to Colorado
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 73: "Cute kids"
source: forum.farktography.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(309)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shack
source: aycu34.webshots.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Moneycentral)
 
 
 
7-Eleven, long known for its patriotism, has dropped Hugo Chavez' Citgo-brand communist gasoline
source: news.moneycentral.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Sean Connery says "Suck it, Trebek" will not appear on Celebrity Jeopardy
source: jam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The combined population (and political clout) of British Columbia and Alberta now exceeds that of Quebec. TOUT LE MONDE PANIQUENT
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(269)
 
(TheStreet)
 
 
 
Hundreds of thousands of Sirius Satellite "subscribers" are actually unsold cars not being used by anybody except test-drivers and dead voters from Chicago
source: thestreet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Another pair of tragic firsts in Iraq War: First graduate of West Point "Class of 9/11" and first female West Point graduate are buried
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(539)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hostage situation at Colorado high school is over with gunman in custody. One student hostage injured
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(OC Register)
 
 
 
Stanford band suspended after shows that included circling the field before a game in a white Ford Bronco with bloody handprints on the door, and a halftime show called "What If David Duke Became President of Stanford?"
source: ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Private Billy Windsor, who was recently disgraced and demoted, promoted back to his previous rank of lance-corporal after doing well in a parade. Not bad for a goat
source: thescotsman.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Two female Ukrainian wrestlers caught shoplifting $2500 of cosmetics, unaware that $5m in cosmetics couldn't make a female Ukrainian wrestler look any better
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(PhillyBurbs)
 
 
 
People applying for jobs at Philadelphia casino not happy about being asked to dance to "YMCA" in interviews. "I walked out," says one. "I had my head set to go in there to talk about accounting"
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
German man faces fine for Nazi symbols that were displayed on his anti-Nazi symbols
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iceland to turn off lights so people can view the night sky while an astronomer describes it over national radio
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
T.O. now says he didn't try to commit suicide and the whole thing was just a "misunderstanding"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hostage situation at Colorado high school
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(366)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Experts call on India and China to save tigers, but neither country is exactly known for producing decent middle relievers or cleanup hitters who can hit a curveball
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pair of idiots break into Dominos at 5:30 a.m. to bake up a batch of the chain's newly-introduced brownies. The Smoking Gun is there, with mugshot goodness
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Anatomy of a last-minute political smear: "I didn't actually hear him use the N-word, but I heard someone say that they heard him say it, 36 years ago"
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(346)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple to Hollywood: Resistance is futile, assimilation is inevitable
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jesus's brother has gubernatorial lead over Garfield creator in Florida race
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Tokyo Rose" passes away. Hirohito unavailable for comment
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy wants to impress his parents, so he robs a driver and leave clues where the police can find him
source: chinadaily.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man tasered after police clash with opossum
source: helenair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Terrorist)
 
 
 
Before you attempt to blow up an abortion clinic, be sure they actually perform abortions
source: jdallen.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(218)
 
(Brussels Journal)
 
 
 
Muslims riot in Belgium because it's that time of the holy month
source: brusselsjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(381)
 
(Daily Texan)
 
 
 
If you accepted a job at Travis County for the taxpayer-supported liposuction, you'll need to come up with another plan
source: media.www.dailytexanonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
To prove HE'S still alive this week, al-Qaeda's No. 2 media whore to weigh in on the pope, Bush, Darfur and that crazy Chris Pontius with the horse chowder
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robbers tie up employees using handcuffs sold at sex store. Were told to keep quiet or else some of the other merchandise was going to be used
source: wsbradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(IndustryWeek)
 
 
 
Conference-call etiquette: When working from home, don't tell colleagues that you're wearing pink sweat pants or lederhosen. This is doubly true of telling them that you are naked
source: industryweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Animal-rights activists proud of Chicago's foie gras ban. "Yes, there's cruelty in terrorism across the world. There's cruelty in Darfur. But, there's also cruelty going on with the geese"
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this starry bamboo mandala
source: i.pbase.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Travel gear blog.com)
 
 
 
Augmented breasts will require additional inspection at airports
source: travelgearblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sixty percent of workers experience road rage during their morning commut... HEY, IT'S A SHOULDER, DUMBASS, NOT A PASSING LANE! FARK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(381)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Remember all those scenarios we ran? Well, an Idaho couple is smack dab in the middle of one we never even thought of
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Scared of the dentist? Dental sedation is safe and affordable, and can put you in a peaceful, vegetative coma
source: wsmv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Some Trekkie)
 
 
 
Just in case you needed to know: How to calculate BAC for Klingons and non-Terrans
source: lawyers.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thai leaders ban go-go girls from dancing near tanks and troops. Tanks for the memories, girls
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is a law against sending unsolicited material over something called a "fax machine," whatever the hell that is
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
All hail the Republic of Farkistan
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens' spokeswoman says T.O. did not try to commit suicide, he just had a severe allergic reaction to medicine, much like his teammates have to him
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you call a plumber to your house and attempt to rob him at gunpoint, make sure he isn't trained in the martial arts
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Maxim's list of 10 sexiest anchors is full of truthiness
source: maximonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(279)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Passenger on plane to Miami doesn't like seatmate's smell, sprays him with cologne
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
The half-million-dollar home in the quiet subdivision was stuffed with high-grade marijuana plants, thus explaining the overinflated housing market
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
This week's "toddler passed out from alcohol" story brought to you by the good folks in Minneapolis
source: wcco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British and Iraqi forces launch Operation Sinbad in Basra to rid the city of corrupt police, horrible comedians
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
If you flag down police officer to ask for lift "to a house on the hill," you might want to get rid of marijuana in pocket first
source: dwb.heraldonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(KUTV Salt Lake)
 
 
 
Teacher discovers a new method to keep students in check... he tasers them
source: kutv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Buy one house, get three strip clubs for free. No, really
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(NBC13)
 
 
 
If you're going to relax and watch some adult entertainment, you should at least get comfortable and get out of those restrictive clothes. Even if you are working in a middle school at the time
source: nbc13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Dumb: Being addicted to the lottery. Dumber: Stealing $2 million from your employer to spend on lottery tickets. Fark: Screaming for several minutes at the judge at your grand larceny sentencing
source: wcbstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Showing dirty pictures to complete strangers and photographing their reactions will earn you community service and sexual harrassment training
source: redandblack.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
There is a 100 percent chance of Windows error messages in the inland Central Florida area today
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
In case you can't draw a comparison, Krispy Kreme hires a big tobacco exec as their new CEO
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Report says Terrell Owens' hospitilization was for attempted suicide. Apparently just realized he was playing for Dallas Cowboys
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(564)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
It's "Bring Your Baby to a Crack Deal" Day (with video)
source: tampabays10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Baseball's oldest oldtimer, Silas "Si" Simmons, found alive at 111 in Pittsburgh nursing home. Determined to be senile after telling how he loves watching Tampa Bay
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Children as young as 12 are getting hold of alcohol by ordering it over the phone with takeaway food. "One onion bhaji and 30 cans of lager, please" seemingly failing to raise suspicions
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Algún individuo)
 
 
 
La tentativa de la ciudad de New Jersey de hacer lengua oficial inglesa falla. Tu perro desea un chalupa
source: nj1015.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens hospitalized after trip to emergency room, should be released after application of Vagisil
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two elderly men spice up retirement by waging war on each other, beating one another senseless, bashing the crap out of each other's cars and daring one another to cut across the damn lawn (with pic of mayhem)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(SB Sun.Com)
 
 
 
County in Southern Calif. is stuck with 60 million pounds of manure. Plans to build a giant catapult and fling it into L.A. County, where people will only notice an unexpected improvement
source: sbsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(WFMZ)
 
 
 
Cool: Philadelphia bans smoking. Not cool: They don't tell anyone the details, and instead bar owners are just doing whatever the newspapers say. All hail our new media overlords
source: wfmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(453)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Despite tough new rules regarding racist and insulting language in cricket, Australians get assurances from human rights commission that they can still call British "Pommie bastards" during upcoming Ashes series there
source: home.skysports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study finds less than half of the Americans communities have begun preparing to deal with the needs of the elderly. For instance, only one in 100 has installed cement crash barriers around farmer's markets
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sisters who won the right to play for boy's hockey team fail to make the cut
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's now cheaper to buy milk in Scotland than it is to buy water. Not that anyone is going to start, though
source: theherald.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trailer trash male doll to be launched in the US. Contains phrases such as "Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly."
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
New report finds in-car DVD players pose deadly distraction to drivers. To drivers of adjacent cars, if you want to be precise
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not quite sure what to get that annoying coworker for theHolidays?
source: assinthebox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kate Moss back on the columbian dandruff again ? The Sun is there with an upnose picture
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fox News throws party in CNN's face. CNN to crash party, get wasted, and hit on Fox News' girlfriend
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(News Trib)
 
 
 
Convict angry at three former crime partners rats them out in exchange for a plea bargain and a 17-year sentence, winds up serving more time than all but one of them. You sir, suck at crime
source: newstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Too much testosterone kills brain cells. Feminists rejoice, ignore that too little causes feminism
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers creating fleet of "intelligent" unmanned vehicles for military use. Sure, they'll hunt down Sarah Connor, but only in their free time
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Hans Bethe)
 
 
 
"Quantum Mechanics Made Relatively Simple." Lack of difficulty: Relatively = Relativistic
source: bethe.cornell.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this proud knight
source: k41.pbase.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Putty Lover)
 
 
 
You played with it as a kid; now, just like you, silly putty has grown up
source: puttyworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most awesome houseboat you'll see today
source: observernews.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
In order to defend George Bush from Clinton's accusations, Condi Rice turns into a man (see article pic)
source: news.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Because Fark never has enough livestock news, rare triplet calves named Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow are doing well
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nostalgia bringing food brands from the 1970s back
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Aero News)
 
 
 
FAA approves building of 680-foot-tall radio tower directly in the final approach path of a California airport's runway
source: aero-news.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 occupations with the largest projected job growth in the next 8 years
source: stats.bls.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Convicted drunk driver cut off his electronic monitoring bracelet and put it on his dog so he could go drinking
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Condoleezza Rice claimed the air around Ground Zero now deemed rife with toxins was "safe to breathe," shortly after 9/11
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly woman loses 4 fingers after her dog leash gets caught in elevator door -- with dog outside
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slow News Day: The guy who's driven the same Volvo 2 million miles has just passed 4 million kilometers. For those in the United States, that's almost 2.5 million miles. For astronauts, that's almost 5 round-trips to the moon
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
&n