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Sun September 24, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New book claims that Robin Hood was Welsh and never set foot in Nottingham. And don't even get started on whether he was a man in tights
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Sons of the Confederate veterans will stop at nothing to get the ole rebel flag flying high and proud once again. Protesting begins in 3..2..1
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(398)
 
(AM 1220)
 
 
 
Ontario government to ban expiration dates on gift cards. No help with banning crappy gifts
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(66)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Throwing a party in Canada? Here's how to get a brewery to give you free beer
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(52)
 
(Some Wiki)
 
 
 
Here's something that you never knew existed until now: state dinosaurs
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(49)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby panther born in India (with pic)
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Only gay guy in British village becomes citizens' choice to be queen of annual Blackberry carnival, even though disgruntled locals have threatened to egg him during the parade
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jackass Number 2 is the #1 movie in America
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(378)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Craziest myth creatures
source: crazylinkz.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(I'm Afraid So!)
 
 
 
South Park starts its 10th season. What is your favorite episode?
source: imafraidso.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(326)
 
(Seed)
 
 
 
Cool places to visit now before global warming destroys them. Alas, poor Venice, I hardly knew ye
source: seedmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Sometimes Wikipedia just goes too far: A list of fish on stamps by country
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(44)
 
(GIZMAG)
 
 
 
Company creates "The Bodywall", using Velcro shoes and gloves athletes can stretch more effectively, unintended secondary market is expected to be having fun velcroing your lover to the wall and having your way with him and or her
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(62)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Not news: Judge repremanded for using laptop in chambers. News: He was looking at porn. Fark: He'd been doing it for 3 years
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(42)
 
(Berkeley Daily Planet)
 
 
 
An article on one of Adam Savage's favorite junk haunts
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(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The internet will be a thriving, low-cost network of billions of devices by 2020, all looking for Sarah Connor
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(75)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Own a home? What folks are doing to keep your bubble from bursting
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(230)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 10 best states to view fall foliage
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(146)
 
(GIZMODO)
 
 
 
How to build a Moonbeam: 100mpg-50MPH eco-babe chick magnet
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(142)
 
(Eisenhower)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reclining berk
source: stadtbuehne.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Difference between East and West #76: In America, people go camping to get away from hussle and gridlock of the city. In Iran, people pitch tents right in the middle of the urban hustle. Watch out for that cab
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cost of paying for retired workers' health care and pension plans set to bankrupt local governments and slash the money they spend on education and other services. Here comes the actuarial science
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1 Million Nintendo Wii Consoles for North America at launch (November 19th), fanboys rejoice
source: ibloggedthis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(Dining with Donny)
 
 
 
Donny Osmond has released a cook book (you may throw-up now), list what you think some of the recipes will be
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The way things are going chainmail and bodyguards will soon be considered "maternity wear"
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(CBS5)
 
 
 
"Uncooperative, violent crowd'' greets cops responding to shooting in Oakland. Looks like the Raiders have a bye this week
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(33)
 
(Deviantart)
 
 
 
Make your own rollercoaster
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(60)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Coolest commercial ever made: The Honda "cog" ad
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(151)
 
(OC Register)
 
 
 
'Freaking' packs gym with parents - Dance ban at area high school has Hollywood firing up "Footloose 2007, a freak odyssey"
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(68)
 
(WJZ.com)
 
 
 
Elmo sparks gun threat in Florida. Super Grover wants more air time
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(41)
 
(Chase Race #2)
 
 
 
Dover 400 discussion thread
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(200)
 
(LG2 best team in the NFL)
 
 
 
Week 3 NFL discussion thread
source: chicagobears.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(858)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Out-of-control Honda Accord hits embankment, takes flight, shatters sign, hits 20-foot high canopy over gas pumps, sails majestically over trees and cars before destroying a pay phone and landing at side of gas station. There will be no encores
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How you know drug testing has gone too far: Participants in fishing tournament forced to submit to urine tests for performance-enhancing substances or be disqualified
source: sundaymirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 40 ancient mummified dogs in Peru. Your dog wants the book of the dead
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Thousands of pubs could run out of beer this Christmas because too many kegs are being stolen. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(45)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
28 Germans died in a magnetic leviation subway system, due to human error, not technology
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(63)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
20-year-old shot four times in the past year. Get this man a recording contract
source: journalstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Aviation.com)
 
 
 
Caption this old dog fighter and the young whipper-snapper flying in formation
source: aviation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(alaska report)
 
 
 
A two hundred foot long unmanned "mystery barge" of unknown origin is being tracked by the Coast Guard near Kenai, Alaska. Capt. Joe Hazelwood smiles, takes drink, nods approvingly
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the epic battle between Star Trek Red Shirt Cannon Fodder and the graduates from the fabulous Imperial Stormtrooper School of Marksmanship
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Largest Orange County marijuana farm ever discovered: approximately 20,000 plants
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(143)
 
(Toledo Tales)
 
 
 
Toledo workers in unemployment line spontaneously burst into song
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New cemetary in part of England that is five-percent Muslim will bury everyone facing Mecca to follow Islamic law, whether they're Muslim or not
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(Thanks)
 
 
 
We don't do this often enough: Farker Vets and active military, please stand up & be counted
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(984)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A man stumbled upon a large rock that bears the image of a person's (or an alien's) profile, complete with an eye, nose, mouth and neck. He sometimes rubs the rock before he goes to work. You know, for luck
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(57)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Spiders On A Plane
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(56)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Older drivers face special challenges, like farmer's markets leaping out in front of them
source: billingsgazette.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Creative Loafing)
 
 
 
In the '90s alone, Autism cases rose 172%. Nobody knows why
source: sarasota.creativeloafing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(360)
 
(WOAI.com)
 
 
 
Man accidentally shoots M-16 in apartment, and then finds out the next morning that he killed his neighbor. SHOCKER: He will be getting rid of the gun
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(192)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fire up the chainsaw and grab a pumpkin The 9th Annual Texas Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving Contest is underway. (w/ troll pic)
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(19)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Britain records 3,000 percent increase in workers who test positive for cocaine. It's a helluva drug, and the buses have never run faster
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this phallic-looking building
source: fotocommunity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New Zealanders urged to cover up and wear sunscreen as patch of thin ozone moves across Australia Junior. "They're all white and pasty coming out of winter and their skin hasn't been conditioned for high UV," notes meterologist
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(59)
 


Sat September 23, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United States gets C-minus in hand-washing survey, is baffled when no one wants to give it a high-five for the passing grade
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Zap2it)
 
 
 
Grey's Anatomy defeats CSI in the ratings. A victory for broken-hearted sad, crying doctors everywhere
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(171)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Check out this amazing young talent singing his heart out about a rat. What could possibly go wrong?
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vogue prints a "State of Emergency" photospread, showing models being arrested and stripsearched in the name of security. No, not that Vogue, the Italian one
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuelan foreign minister detained in NYC airport. Has nothing at all to do with Chavez' UN speech or oil prices
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(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds breaks Hank Aaron's NL homerun record with 734*
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(197)
 
(Some Wars Fan)
 
 
 
Proving that Trekkies are forever stranger, Ensigns have their own Wiki article
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(94)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Pedophilic killer requests death sentence, saying he has no confidence in his ability to rehabilitate himself
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman walking along path hears animal, runs into woods. A few days later, she's rescued in the middle of blackberry brush
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 worst portrayals of technology in film
source: gideontech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(306)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Latest thing threatening to devastate Zimbabwe's economy is a shortage of coal. Even though they sit on some of the largest and best-quality reserves of the stuff in the world
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Castle and moat brain test
source: cognitivelabs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pa. farm discovers a 4-legged chicken. Colonel Sanders seen taking notes and calling geneticists
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(41)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby wants YOU to send $8 to help build a slavery museum. Rip open a Jell-O Pudding pop and enjoy the flamewar
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(175)
 
(Some trouser snake)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson is opening a chain of barbeque restaurants called 'Daisy Duke's' which will have scantily-clad waitresses in tiny hot pants, submitter's tiny hot pants have suddenly become tighter at this announcement
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Man uses golf club, ax to vent wrath on police cruiser
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Screw the hot spots, this guy reviews the hole-in-the-wall bars that you always drive past, but never go in
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
West Coast's bumper crop of fruit is rotting on the trees, waiting for someone to pick it
source: heraldextra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Some NOW Victim)
 
 
 
Title IX: The Mass Extinction of Men's Collegiate Sports
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(235)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Top 10 Videogame weapons. Bo Jackson from 'Tecmo Super Bowl' conspicuously absent
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(221)
 
(Some Scared Of Dolls Guy)
 
 
 
As if childhood weren't creepy enough already, now you can have a doll made to look exactly like your child. Didn't they learn from Chucky?
source: mytwinn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
U.S. car dealership stands by its 'jihad' ad..."Our prices are lower than the evil-doers' every day. Just ask the Pope'' the ad says. "Friday is fatwa Friday, with free rubber swords for the kiddies.''
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ugly-ass penguins
source: fotocommunity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian churches turn water into whine by complaining that bottled water is "morally tainted and should be avoided"
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"Cockroach vs. Weatherman" video not exactly what it seems. Weatherman unavailable for comment. "He wants to get past this"
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
A look inside the Chinese sweatshop "gold farms" that build up characters and collect weapons to sell to online gamers in the west
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
In honor of Fark's ninth birthday, what are your favorite threads of all time? (voting enabled, LGN)
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(240)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fire damages church used in "Blues Brothers" movie. Rev. Cleophus unavailable for comment
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because the 2006 hurricane season has been relatively boring, we proudly introduce a new concept: the Irish hurricane party
source: nhc.noaa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Judge rules controversial Katrina dogs are personal property, not "living, and breathing creatures capable of feeling pain, pleasure, and emotion." Your dog just wants some justice already
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Raleigh News & Observer)
 
 
 
Owl attacks have Chapel Hill joggers running scared. YA RLY
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Top 10 most embarrassing fashion trends of the past 25 years
source: shiveredsky.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(394)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police turn up to take away a kitten after the owner missed one appointment at the vet
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Top 50 Marvel Covers
source: comics.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Some Druggie)
 
 
 
The fourth horseman takes to his steed on the news that Keith Richards has given up drugs
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian military takes delivery of 18 new tanks but discovers they're too heavy to cross bridges & deploy interstate. Oops
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bin Laden reported by French intelligence to be dead. Wait, French intelligence?
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(472)
 
(Beep chirp beep beep)
 
 
 
So you want to build your own R2D2 but don't know where to begin? Well here you go
source: astromech.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Some Crotch Rocket)
 
 
 
Heavy Metal Rider. Use mouse to steer your bike, spacebar to activate nitro boost. Get a-crashin
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(34)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you're going to stroll through downtown Des Moines with fully grown pot plants in your arms, try to make sure the front windows of the county jail aren't on your route
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
You'll soon be able to drive your microwave to work
source: newscientisttech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Fark, today you're 9 years old
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Private space hotel could open by 2010. No word on who's going to fix that leaky faucet
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some real-world stats about what it's like to get hit by lightning
source: lightningsafety.noaa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Inmates at a high security prison have had their laptops seized after images of executions were found. In other news, prisoners have laptops
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
Inter-island airfare in the State of Hawaii is now cheaper ($19/ticket) than a cab ride from Honolulu Intl. Airport to your hotel in Waikiki
source: starbulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's official college football discussion thread. Everybody pull up a chair and laugh at Notre Dame
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(893)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Captionshop these Cubs fans
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A bunch of cool quotes that support gun ownership. By the way, the 2nd Amendment doesn't say anything about "felons"
source: enemiesforeignanddomestic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(273)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Zealand thieves steal penis from a wooden statue. Lorena Bobbitt not impressed
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(EW)
 
 
 
Good: Peter Jackson wants to make "The Hobbit." Bad: He wants to split it into two films, "inventing new material for the gaps." Say it ain't so, Peter
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(230)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot-air balloon
source: i.pbase.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Man stabbed with fish
source: ntnews.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery driver likes to 'sleep late, smoke on the job'; forms first Union to help drivers everywhere protect these rights
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(HotOnlineNews)
 
 
 
Pouty, kissable Alba lips
source: hotonlinenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Satellite images of Arctic ice shows large cracks in the perennial ice cover. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(218)
 


Fri September 22, 2006
(UPI)
 
 
 
Russian workers given time off work to go home and have sex with their wives to try and stem country's declining population rate
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Sacunion.com)
 
 
 
The average American home now has more television sets than people
source: sacunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japan launches probe to the Sun, in search of the Irish probe which went missing a few years ago
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five tips to increase your likeability
source: prometheusinstitute.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans say they use alternative medicines to get to sleep at night. Since when was beer considered "alternative medicine"?
source: today.reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
HP chairwoman decides to redefine her resignation of "in January" to "right now"
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart to concentrate on environmentally friendly packaging, and made-in-USA goods. Half that statement is true
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Remember the guy who shot linebacker Steve Foley of the Chargers for drunk driving or something like that? "Well he was lying." (with tape goodness)
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Port Clinton News Herald)
 
 
 
Man breaks into grocery store, steals money from secret stash, doesn't even make it 24 hours before cops are all over him like stank on Paris Hilton
source: portclintonnewsherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presidential Hopeful Adams trying to fertilize grassroots before first TV interview - turns to internet powerhouse of FARK to find his Vice President
source: presidentadams.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop these red barn doors
source: autofocus.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cure for no-fingerprint-disease may be on way despite efforts of anonymous evil criminal masterminds
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Husband tells wife she won't have any luck looking for "pretty rocks" at local state park. Wife proceeds to find 1.3 carat diamond at park, shouts "ha ha" at husband with annoying Nelson voice
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"No matter your age, if you are reading this, you are growing older." Finally, some hard-hitting investigative reporting
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bad: Adjusting to gravity. Worse: Forgetting you are top-heavy. Fark: Collapsing twice on stage at welcome home event
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(INQ7.net)
 
 
 
Chinese government decrees that Jackie Chan can't play an evil character in his movies
source: newsinfo.inq7.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Once the kids arrive, "...there's no more running through the kitchen naked chasing her with a bottle of olive oil and a spatula"
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(86)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Mayan villagers in Mexico freak out after seeing space shuttle Atlantis coming down, thought it was a chupacabra invasion. ¡todos se atierra
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(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Trey Parker and Matt Stone to appear on Nightline. Pervez Musharraf and Dick Armitage bumped to next week
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
People more comfortable communicating electronically as "they're composing an identity that they're comfortable presenting." Submitter would stay and chat, but there are a couple swimsuit models waiting in his BMW
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(Some Blog)
 
 
 
Blogger requests emergency contraception after a broken condom, is denied by all hospitals within 100 miles
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hezbollah takes advantage of cease-fire to rebuild its infrastructure and work to create a lasting peace. Nah, just kidding: They've stockpiled thousands of rockets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Polish woman busted growing pot for her cow. Authorities claim it's a gateway cud
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Radio host and TotalFarker IAmScotto wants Boston to stop promoting Citgo, AKA The Hugo Chavez Oil Company, outside Fenway Park
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(AP)
 
 
 
Hasbro recalls "Team Talkin' Tool Bench" toys because dumbass parents think "For Ages 3 And Up" must not apply to their exceptional little darlings
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(News Channel 5)
 
 
 
Today's "68-year-old landlord installs hidden camera in 20-year-old tenant's bedroom" story comes from Chattanooga
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Beaming Harper puts UN on notice. Colbert puts Harper on notice for stealing his bit
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(108)
 
(The Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
White House booty found at bottom of ocean. War of 1812 hostilities recommence. France surrenders
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
AT&T to take back outsourced jobs -- apparently outsourcing isn't a good idea after all
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Happy new year! Welcome to the Year 5576. Rosh Hashanah begins, starting with a visit from the Rosh Hashanah fairy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thousands of kittens saved when Barbra Streisand shows up at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York without a bra
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(Pittsburgh Tribune Review)
 
 
 
Sesame Street fails to renew Elmo's contract due to his public embrace of Scientology
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Afghanistan and Pakistan bickering over who's doing the least to stop extremists. U.S. to step in and reasurre both they're doing the least they possibly can
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(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Wedding-band technology for forgetful husbands brings new meaning to burning ring of fire
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(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints, expecting Super Bowl atmosphere at opener, issues press passes to "big game" regulars like ESPN, CNN, MTV and Al-Jazeera
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
There once was a girl from Nantucket / Who crossed o'er the sea in a bucket / And when she got there / They demanded a fare / So she pulled up her dress and said POETRY BUS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College teacher tells students to make his dog famous. Posting a MySpace threat to kill the dog, while indeed bringing the dog fame, did not earn one student an A
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(72)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Another pregant woman murdered and her baby carved out of her. But since this time it happened in East St. Louis, don't expect much national coverage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official: €250,000 is too much to charge for fondling a woman's bosom. In related news, submitter just loves saying "bosom." Bosom bosom bosom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a nice, short article, this journalist points out that we all talk too much and most of us would benefit by shutting up
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Okay, you're Lou Diamond Phillips. What's worse: Getting arrested for domestic violence? Or being referred to as "La Bamba Actor" because otherwise everyone would be all like, "Who's Lou Diamond Phillips?"
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(85)
 
(Steves Digicams)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy and his pet dolphin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worked for the U.S. Census Bureau and still have one of their 600+ missing laptops, the census people would like to have a talk with you
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police-evidence photo of Wille Nelson's drug stash. The Smoking Gun is there
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(272)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terrorist, 78 and in a walker, is freed from Gitmo for some damn reason
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(92)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong says children need to get away from TV and video games, and to go outside and play ball
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(131)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston gun shop runs radio ads encouraging locals to arm themselves against Katrina evacuees. What could possibly go wrong?
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(197)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
High school principal sues two teens and their parents over their fake MySpace page. Might not have been a big deal if they weren't pretending to be the principal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you can't afford to join the Mile High Club, you can always try joining the "Sex in a Hatchback on Top a 13-Foot Pole" club
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burglars break into dentist's house, discover collection of severed heads. Scarilarity ensues
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oil change, check. Tire rotation, check. Preschooler sleeping in the back of the bus, check
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(16)
 
(Newschannel 5)
 
 
 
Man finds WWII-era tombstones buried around mailbox while mowing. Best guess is home's previous owner, Asshat McBastard, used the tombstones from the National Cemetary as fill material to keep from paying for more dirt
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(KTTC)
 
 
 
U of Minn now allows students to put tuition on credit cards. On the plus side? Students can put off laundry for a week due to all the free crappy t-shirt they're going ot get for signing up for all those credit cards
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Final Reminder - London Fark Party tomorrow from 6.30 at Ben Crouches Tavern. LGT original thread so y'all can't say you weren't warned
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(23)
 
(KXLY)
 
 
 
Police cite woman for driving a lawnmower without car insurance
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(28)
 
(Some Lost Guy)
 
 
 
Why rob a bank when there's so many nice, expensive road signs all over the place
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In a display of stiff-upper-lipness, majority of Brits decide that a long, sexless life is the way to go
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(78)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Buckle your seatbelts, kids. A senior intel official says the Pentagon is reportedly in second-stage planning for a war with Iran. What could possibly get blown up?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who used helicopter to chase herd of deer surprised to discover there's a federal law against that
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I just seen the bus made the turn right here. Come off the road here. Hit the honk... Just run right into the house"
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boston cardinal starts blog. "ZOMG, full of grace, u r0xx0r"
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(45)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Let's say you and your girlfriend are both Elvis impersonators. What, then, would be a good sex club to join in San Francisco? Well, you just asked the right columnist
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(63)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Today's "man arrested for driving while playing porn in his car's DVD player" story is brought to you by Aiken, South Carolina
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(130)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Having determined that the trapdoor is working, Pope invites Muslim leaders around for tea & scones. Free hat
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(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mozilla Japan's new mascot, Foxeh, appears to have eaten too much wasabi
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(98)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Whiny head of U.S. broadcasters complains several types of car satellite radio receivers are over-powered and can give nearby motorists Howard Stern for free while jamming their own Morning Zoos
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(212)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British police force admits illegally rejecting 108 job applicants based on their race, which is unusual because they are Caucasian
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(223)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
More employees bringing their dogs to work. Your dog wants wants to know who the hell broke the copier this time
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
MagLev train crashes in northern Germany. Ian McKlellan seen fleeing with Patrick Stewart in hot pursuit
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(124)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a creep, something deep, and a marshmallow peep
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(51)
 
(Some Smiling Guy)
 
 
 
That's when Bob decided to go big time: New clothes, New Clubs, and 107 indictments of fraud
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Use Google Maps to find movies that were filmed in your city
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(225)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Army recruits the most this year since 1997. Liberal "over-stretched" fear mongers stupified
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(499)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Drunk and attacking a biker gang is dumb--getting run over by yer own car afterwards is just pathetic
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(48)
 
(WLBT)
 
 
 
PTA survey given to parents asking if they would be interested in volunteering. The last option on the list: "No, I do not want to get involved. I want my children to be thieves, drug addicts and prostitutes"
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A pack-a-day chip habit = five litres of cooking oil every year (with picture goodness)
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to flirt. Although, if you're looking this up on the Internet, it may already be too late for you
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(186)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes 400 are all BILLIONAIRES for first time ever. Where can I sign up?
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(127)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Tax evader behind bars after daring judge to throw him in jail
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(37)
 
(AwfulGames)
 
 
 
Gunslinger: Destroyer of Soda Cans
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(64)
 
(PW)
 
 
 
Problem: Rising murder rate. Solution: Take guns away from responsibile citizens
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(251)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McDonald's de-salts fries in London. Tasteless, greasy chips now available with their tasteless, greasy fish
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Game: Canyon Glider
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(53)
 


Thu September 21, 2006
(FM)
 
 
 
Photoshop these domes
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(78)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Starbucks plans on raising coffee prices due to rising energy and fuel costs. So that's the secret ingredient, huh?
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(193)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Hopelessly naive neighborhood full of good Samaritans aids in 14-year-old's car theft
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(38)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't buy DRM-infected music
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last F-14 Tomcat to see combat gets retirement home in Florida just like most of its pilots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AOL to disband subscription access group; execs draw straws to see who wants to spend 45 minutes on the phone with angry Indian woman to break the news
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(48)
 
(news10now.com)
 
 
 
Prostitutes engage in their own version of a sting by pretending to be cops. Cue "The Entertainer"
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(76)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The more things change: Parents "outraged" after being unable to buy new Tickle Me Elmo dolls after stores don't have enough supply. It wouldn't be another attempt to jack up the price and generate media buzz, would it? Nah
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Following the lead of biker gangs, members of Vampirefreaks.com raise money for Montreal hospital to prove they're not all sociopathic killers. Not all the time, anyway
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(AP)
 
 
 
The VA is $3 billion in the hole this year because they forgot there was a war going on in Iraq when they submitted their budget
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow acquitted in Turkish court for "insulting Turkish national identity"
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of delicious junk food introduced in the 1980s
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(146)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The three mass-murdering Indonesian Christians for whom the pope appealed clemency for have been executed
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(113)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Child removed from foster care after photo lab employee narcs her out for doing bong hits in photos
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(78)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Wanted: Stingy the Stingray. With mugshot goodness
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(68)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Most men of Florida now suspect as attacker is described as having "distinct beer belly"
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Gnome travelling country sending letters back to former owner: Dear Drew, went to a Steelers game last night, it rocked. Send money
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(Some delusional farker)
 
 
 
Today's "Image of Jesus seen in home that happens to be for sale" brought to you by San Antonio
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(87)
 
(Mountain Democrat)
 
 
 
Nude burglar turns on all the faucets and plays with meat
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(56)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Transformer caused explosion in Philly. Prime suspect described as blue and red semi truck
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(68)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami weathergirl takes "Sexiest Newscaster" crown. Florida tag would hit it (with pics)
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(345)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Democrat Nancy Pelosi calls Hugo Chavez a "thug." Chavez still weighing "I know you are but what am I," "I'm like rubber" and "as if" rebuttals
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(337)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you thought you saw an emu in Centreville, Virginia today, you can stop blaming last night's recreational chemicals
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(55)
 
(salina journal)
 
 
 
If your high school student took part in a blood test at at Salina High School, the health department would like for you to bring them by for a visit. It seems the soon-to-be-unemployed teacher used the same lance on 51 students
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(151)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Suburban Chicago residents complain of feeling "violated" by teens stealing from their garage beer fridges
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(140)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seventy-four percent of the British believes the world is more violent now than it was in 1956, but in fact the world is less violent. EVERYBODY panic? Oh wait
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
"In Ireland, incredibly 58 out of every 100 occasions by a man and 30 out of every 100 drinking occasions by a woman in is a binge drinking occasion." That seems low
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(98)
 
(The Capital Times)
 
 
 
"Each so-called 'holy' book contains barbaric and bloodthirsty teachings which have spawned wars, persecution and strife in the name of a god"
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(421)
 
(Ric Romero's protege)
 
 
 
Reporter for small town Oklahoma newspaper has discovered that teenagers like to party and screw
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman busted for DUI News: She's the General Manager of WJHG Panama City. Fark: She's batshiat crazy. (With Video Goodness)
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(116)
 
(Some Sciencetorian)
 
 
 
British TV to show real human body being crucified. What could possibly go wrong?
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(87)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Iron TF Kitchen ingredient- Roast Beast
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(83)
 
(6abc.com)
 
 
 
Thousands evacuated after explosion in Philadelphia (video)
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(64)
 
(FM)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lion fountains
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(88)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Michigan welfare recipients may lose welfare if they test positive for drugs
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(383)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Pope, as sensitive as always to Muslims, has asked for clemency for three Indonesian Christians that are set to be executed for leading an assault on an Islamic school that killed 70 people
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(333)
 
(RawStory.com)
 
 
 
George Bush, at the Waldorf in NYC, welcomes Mahmoud Abbas to "Washington, D.C."
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(227)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
When you go to the local police station to pick up your friend who's been arrested for DWI, it's probably not a good idea to drive there while you're intoxicated
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(33)
 
(LVRJ.com)
 
 
 
Fear not fellow citizens of Las Vegas, it is now legal to sleep near feces or urine, or as we call it around here Fremont Street
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(56)
 
(NBC10)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosions reported in One Penn Center in Philadelphia. Local Taco Bell manager unavailable for comment
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(162)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Man puts on underwear, woman's tank top, grabs a gun and goes to school
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(wsbtv)
 
 
 
Today's "naked man bursts into home, tells two women he was sent there to have sex, then tries to escape on a horse" story brought to you by Texarkana, Arkansas
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(63)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New Burger King offering has four patties, four slices of cheese, and eight bacon strips; is "smothered" in creamy sauce; has 1000 calories. "Lardass Supreme" and "Coronary on a Bun" rejected as possible names
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(352)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So you thought debtor's prisons were a thing of the past: Georgia brings back the 18th century
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(90)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Three Gorges Dam turning into Three Gorges Municipal Dump
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New energy drink packs 350 percent of Red Bull caffeine, and considering its name, one percent of the marketing savvy
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(144)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ousted Thai PM taking "well deserved rest." That's called "being homeless" to me and you
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Beer pong," "bling" and "plumber's crack" added to Oxford English Dictionary. "Oral hygiene" still mysteriously absent
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Top Gear presenter has serious brain injury after crash
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(180)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart invaded by cross-dressing bad-check writers (with pic goodness)
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(59)
 
(KMBC-TV)
 
 
 
Suspension overturned for first-grader with squirt gun
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(95)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
New spacecraft snapshots of "face on Mars" reveals it's just a crater-faced teenager
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
South Philly gas station to sell gas for $1.49 until it runs out, or until someone dies trying to get to the front of the line. Latter sure to prevail
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(58)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Everyone in Thailand can relax now -- it's back to business as usual in Bangkok's red-light district
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(90)
 
(News-Tribune)
 
 
 
Smirking asshat walks into court, pleads "guilty as charged" to three aggravated first-degree murder charges and tells victims' families, "Pain is part of life. Deal with it, get over it"
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(375)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
England one-ups America, announces television show called "Masturbation for Girls" with an orgasm coach teaching women how to masturbate, live and on camera
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(203)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When told not to sample the grapes in supermarket, do you: A) Say, "I'm sorry" and keep shopping? Or B) Beat up the police officer who asked you not to eat the grapes? (With pic badness)
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(234)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
After a gig, air guitarists can now enjoy some hot air sex with air groupies
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(35)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Cellphone video of forcible nightclub arrest in Philly posted on YouTube, where everyone can see that idiot cops and idiots still don't mix
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart takes on big pharmaceutical companies. Liberal heads asplode
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(290)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former rugby star describes fighting off 140-pound Rottweiler with bare hands; says that American armored wankballers in same situation would have fallen to the ground and tried to draw a roughing call from refs
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student government association orders campus paper to stop publishing Iraq death toll
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(113)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Germany's highest mountain, the Zugspitze, was climbed by locals out for shiats and giggles a half-century before any professional climber "conquered" it, country's climbing association red-facedly admits
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(27)
 
(Some American)
 
 
 
Bill approved by House allows teachers to strip search students. What could possibly go wrong?
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(271)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
World's oldest man residing in Siberia prepares to celebrate his 365th birthday
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(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"
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(122)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Leading U.S. economic indicators "probably" fell in August, based on drop in gas prices and fewer number of people the reporter knows who bought homes last month. In related news, the plural of "anecdote" is not "data"
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(37)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Norfolk, Va. no longer considers sailors' tattoos to be "unsanitary," "vulgar" and "cannibalistic"
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(68)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Cops put little girl on scooter out of business
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mississippi mayor leads group of teenagers with sledgehammers in smashing up house that he claimed was drug den. Police forced to explain the "nobody is above the law" rule to him
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(103)
 
(The Sun Daily)
 
 
 
The latest fashion in Japan is for women to seek younger, less experienced men as trophy husbands
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(85)
 
(M.E.N)
 
 
 
Hospital forced to buy beds to support obese patients. Amusing tag outweighs Sad by about two Kirstie Alleys
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(106)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Not news: 120 illegal aliens rounded up. Semi-news: They were working on a military base. Fark.com: Within a mile of top-secret global surveillance and missile early-warning facilities
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(87)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The HP corporate-spying scandal just keeps getting weirder and weirder
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(36)
 
(M.E.N)
 
 
 
Having obviously never read Fark.com, man thinks it's okay to leave laptop with sensitive government data in his car while he goes to buy some smokes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Step 1: Submit fake obituary of girlfriend's son to newspaper. Step 2: Use obituary to request day off from work. Step 3: Profit. No, wait... step 3 is "go to jail"
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dell faces being delisted from NASDAQ for failing to file financial report. Maybe hiring Mortimer and Randolph as your financial advisors wasn't so smart after all
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(103)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
California authorities have lost the computer that belonged to John Mark Karr that allegedly held the child pornography he's charged with possessing. Dumbass tag speechless
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(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. plans to deport ex-Nazi concentration camp guard who married a Holocaust survivor. In other news, ABC and CBS battle for the rights to make a wacky Tuesday-night sitcom about their lives
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(207)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Airline bills unruly passenger $1,350 for delaying flight by 27 minutes
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Yahoo wants to blow $1B on a collection of half-naked college student photos
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(72)
 
(www.wtkr.com)
 
 
 
Woman sprays police with wiper fluid, honks horn at them, then for safe measure defecates on herself. Nah, she wasn't drunk or anything, only five times the legal limit
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(76)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Atlantis makes it home safely
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(65)
 
(Metrowest Daily News)
 
 
 
According to this guy, God wants the U.S. to legalize pot
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(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This must be awesome: A motorcycle rollercoaster (pics and vid)
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(77)
 
(Some Ghoul)
 
 
 
Americans expected to spend $5 billion on Halloween candy, decorations and costumes this year. Your dog wants a candy apple
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(57)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Lawyer's office would like their two 500-pound bronze lions back, please
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(45)
 
(FM)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tropical ruin
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(86)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E looks at some of the best new Halloween candy for the 2006 season
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(46)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's ultimate guide to the Halloween candies of 2006 (over 30 different candy varieties reviewed)
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(51)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 72: "Your favourite places"
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(442)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Family relaxing by the river is surprised to see two County Jail inmates hop aboard Sheriff's Office jet skis, then yee-haa around for a few minutes before plowing into their dock
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(33)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
The 5 nominees for a new Ben & Jerry's flavor
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(201)
 


Wed September 20, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Survey says graduate business students edge out graduate engineering students as the biggest cheaters
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(153)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
McDonald's to offer breakfast menu all day long. Your dog wants a bacon, egg & cheese mcGriddle
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(261)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Questionably Christian Ralph Reed and Grover Norquist are on a long list of shady visits the White House didn't want you knowing about
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only in Oregon: Naked man gets trapped by high tide
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(46)
 
(Times Herald Record (NY))
 
 
 
Sometimes the actual headline works just fine: "Man urinates on supermarket register"
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(81)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
What happens to two million tires dumped in the ocean after thirty years? Not what they expected
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(199)
 
(FM)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coffee spill
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds typical office worker spends 27 minutes a day emailing friends and family, sending an average of 288 messages a year, and one in 10 have sent a rude email to a supervisor by mistake
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(84)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Squirrel sabotages power grid. Suspect's testicle size unknown
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Feds bust fake-drug scam, noting helpfully that the fake drugs, "had little or no medicinal value."
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(21)
 
(News-Leader)
 
 
 
Driver plows through convenience store after foot "slipped off the brake and hit the accelerator". With pic that confirms exactly what you were thinking
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tfer is soaking his man parts in milk due to a jalapeno mishap. How is your day going?
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(409)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Article writer takes obvious pun, says reconstruction work in Afghanistan is really building bridges with the locals
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(33)
 
(Some Pissed Off Cingular User)
 
 
 
"Beckie received a letter from Cingular asking her to voluntarily discontinue her service because more than 50 percent of her calls were using competing networks and she was no longer economically feasible for Cingular"
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(242)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live fires token fat guy, token black guy and the rapping cupcake guy
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(258)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
More adults tap Internet for political news. Uh yeah, "political news" is why I need the DSL, hon
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(39)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Seniors offered self-defence classes using their canes to beat the hell out of people as it is effective and completely legal. You were told to get the hell off the lawn, punk
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(67)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Bush, the entire petroleum industry, the penis-pump judge and the guy Cheney shot are all winners in the fourth annual "World Stupidity Awards"
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(122)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
If you recently lost your dentures in a Scottish river and thought you'd never see them again, the group dredging the river has some good news for you
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(13)
 
(Breast Cancer 3-Day)
 
 
 
TFer is walking 60 miles to save boobies but is only halfway to fundraising goal. Calling on boobie lovers everywhere to unite and contribute to the cause. LGT donation page, more details in thread
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(74)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
TopGear presenter Richard Hammond critically injured attempting British land speed record in jet-powered Vampire
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(192)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Poll of Shanghai residents asking what they hate the most finds that people wearing pajamas in public is No. 1, followed closely by aggressive dogs, unhelpful neighbors and the French
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(48)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Boxer who wears a Smurf hat and enters the ring to the Smurf's theme song told to quit smurfing around by the people who own the rights to them
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(61)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Guy who "liked to buck the system and enjoyed showing people how absurd life was" has photo of the back of his head run with his obituary
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(83)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fox launches FoxFaith, a division aimed at producing films for the evangelical Christian market. Coming next, FoxIslam, "Where all the movies are bombs"
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(341)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK-Indian artist puts giant convex mirror in Rockefeller Center, allowing Manhattanites to enjoy favorite views of own gigantic heads
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trial lawyers wet dream comes true in California as the state files suit against 6 auto manufacturers for causing global warming
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(262)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fed leaves interest rates unchanged bases on news of Tiger Wood's wife's "nekkid" photos appearing in p0rn sites
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(89)
 
(CourtTV)
 
 
 
Bad first day: Teen responds to Craigslist job ad to "move boxes," gets arrested in major counterfeiting sting
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(65)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Researchers find that most Phys Ed classes only involve 16 minutes of actual exercise, with the rest of the time dedicated to homoerotic pranks
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(144)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Semi truck turns young girl's bedroom into drive-through shortly after they wake up and leave. Bonus: Girl's parents are deaf, and thought the noise was just rain
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(62)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Six-year-old suspended 10 days for bringing squirt gun to school. With pic of bright orange plastic squirt gun. Hooray for zero tolerance
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(387)
 
(Tampa Bay Live)
 
 
 
When leading police on high-speed chase in stolen car, maybe it's not smart to head to U.S. Central Command
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man fakes being retarded to grope nurses. Bow chika bow bow
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(202)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bogota: Psychic on chief prosecutor's payroll hypnotizes staff and performs exorcism over a voodoo doll. Then it gets weird
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The king, for one, welcomes his new Thai overlords
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(125)
 
(Florida Times-Union)
 
 
 
Trifecta spoiled when police arrest naked man who throws TV from second-floor motel room
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez calls George Bush "the devil"; doesn't want any child of his to play "foosball"
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(938)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Scientist reinstated after being fired for refusing to use "Canada's new Government" in official correspondence. Said he wouldn't use "idiotic buzzwords coined by political hacks''
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(139)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In the strange and polite English version of baseball, player throws ball into crowd after being abused by fans. Fan decides to take matters into his own hands (with video goodness)
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(110)
 
(Some NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this image of Eugene Cernan
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(122)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you buy bottles of liquid toad sweat, the Australian government would like to remind you that having it blow up in your face is not fun
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(50)
 
(Notts Post)
 
 
 
Dog with a taste for women's underwear bites off more than he can chew
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(139)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Panda bites drunken man that jumped into its pen. Drunken man bites panda back. "I just wanted to touch it," idiot recalls later. "I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much"
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(95)
 
(Hastings Today)
 
 
 
Naked man captured by police while tending his cannabis farm explains that he didn't want the smell on his clothes
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(49)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: Your mom is protesting to get a youth center open for you and your schoolmates. Fark: While naked
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(74)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
If you put "magna cum laude" in your resume, it may be snatched by the spam filter
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(96)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: Man performs religious ceremony. News: It was in a Wal-Mart. Fark.com: The ceremony included the woman standing on his hands while he licked her feet
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(57)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New York implements 311 telephone number to connect New Yorkers with their municipal services. Number becomes bogged down with people wanting to know if Ray Charles is Stevie Wonder's uncle
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(59)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
When you buy a house in Florida, you never know what may turn up in the backyard
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(68)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Three men in drag arrested for writing bad checks at Wal-Mart
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(39)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
You know it's going to be a bad day at school after cops taser your mom for fighting with your bus driver. With mug shot goddness
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(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli tourism brochure -- which was meant to say, "Jerusalem: There is no city like it" -- accidentally translated to read, "Jerusalem: There is no such city"
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(236)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge admits that female teacher who had sex with student received more lenient sentence than he would have given to a man. Being good lookin' probably didn't hurt her either
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(421)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Three more objects outside shuttle, which appear to be a hamburger wrapper and contents of the ashtray
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(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New York remains safest of 10 largest U.S. cities. "Having apartments too small to brandish a gun inside" cited as possible reason
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(195)
 
(Raw Story)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson back on the road again after drug bust
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thai army chief announces 18th sucessful coup since WWII; immediately declares Wednesday a holiday
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(97)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this green gecko
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(87)
 
(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
If you're on trial for stealing computers, it might not be a good idea to steal the courthouse computers
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(22)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey tries to stop free publicity of herself courtesy of man wanting her to run for president in 2008. The Smoking Gun is there with the cease-and-desist letter
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Montreal Fark party on November 4th. DIT. Link goes to venue
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attention Houston Farkers: Saint Arnold's Army is having a pub crawl this Friday in Shepard Square. Could it be an opportunity for a Farker flash mob? Difficulty: Bring your own pop-tarts
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hardees getting rich off 1400-calorie burger. Food places decide to let consumer got to hell in own hand basket. Lawyers shake heads and grin like sharks
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(220)
 
(Some Party Girl)
 
 
 
Ready for another Chicago Fark Party? Dark Horse Tap & Grill, Saturday, Nov 11th. DIT
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Waco woman who crawled past several barriers and into pen belonging to 6,000-pound elephant learns, as its keeper puts it, "how an elephant reacts to something they would perceive as a threat"
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(109)
 
(Heartland News)
 
 
 
Five college students videotape themselves exploring underground network of tunnels on campus, then post video on YouTube. It's a damn good thing for them YouTube is rarely visited, or they might get in trouble
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(171)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing white baby found. Stop panicking for now
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(123)
 


Tue September 19, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Real life "Animal House" busted on Long Island. In other news, if you are interested in purchasing a python, an electric eel, some iguanas, alligators and four emus, please contact the Suffolk Police
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tony Snow
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(126)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Idiot McDonald's employees feed coyote leftovers until it turns to human flesh out of desperation
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(132)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Guy writes into NFL Take a Player to School Day program, requests Kyle Orton of the Chicago Bears to come and "drink a ton of beer and get completely obliterated." Hilarity ensues
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia beheads convicted criminals. The death penalty applies to murder, rape, apostasy, armed robbery and drug trafficking. Err, apostasy ?
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(289)
 
(High Grass Grower)
 
 
 
At 3:45 a.m., you are told to get off the lawn at gunpoint. Do you: A) Get off the lawn? B) Go to bed? Or C) Pound on the man's door and argue?
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(75)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Father says the fact that his son put up record numbers against an opposing high school football team has nothing to do with the fact that he pretended to be a college coach and videotaped said team's practice before the big game
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(66)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how much money you need to win in the lottery to make you happy
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(70)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Can we please bring our damned coffee on the plane again, idiots?
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(341)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan denies that its leader will discus Borat or the drinking of fermented horse urine when he meets with Bush
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Myth of thin French women exposed as a survey reveals a third are fat
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(115)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
When you find out that CPS wants to interview your children at school regarding your spousal abuse issues, it's probably a bad idea to head on down there to kick some arse
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(53)
 
(TheAge.com.au)
 
 
 
Police get a surprise in court, learn the true meaning of pwned as they are shown secretly-taped footage of themselves beating a suspect in an interrogation
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(115)
 
(Daytona Beach News)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme court gives slap on the wrist to state judge who sent probationers to attend church and told one woman she "needed to close her legs and stop having babies"
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Now that fewer American workers face having limbs lopped off at work or dying in coal mine accidents, safety Nazis reduced to pointing hysterically at the vending machines and screaming "THERE BE DEATH"
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(94)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stocks off on news of Thai coup, as Wall Street says "Phuket"
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(45)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Former dean of business at Case Western Reserve University arrested in connection with drug trafficking. Whole "If you can't do, teach" theory goes up the nose
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enforcing marijuana prohibition costs between $10 and $12 billion annually and has led to the arrest of nearly 18 million, more than the total number for all violent crimes combined, including murder, manslaughter, and rape, robbery and assault
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(374)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
UK police deny breaking any laws when they shot that innocent London Underground passenger seven times in the head in July 2005
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(145)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Dude, can I pour gasoline down your back and light it on fire?" "Durr, okay"
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(38)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
LSU to SEC: "To clarify, it's okay to illegally tackle a receiver, provided some defender can touch the ball, EVEN if it's after said illegal tackle?" SEC to LSU: "Exactly. Oh, and suck it"
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(119)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Man says he wasn't really dumping used motor oil at the Gettysburg Battlefield. He had just stopped to read and smoke a cigarette, when whoops, all of a sudden he noticed an 31-foot-long, five-foot-wide oil puddle
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(41)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
How to get even with competitors for selling cheaper fuel: Put glue in credit card readers, spread deer repellent on pumps and throw beer bottles through windows. Then display license plates for surveillance cameras before wiping hands on pants
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
And Colombia's biggest TV hit is: "Without Tits There's No Paradise." Amen
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Attorney general wants ISPs to save records of customer surfing habits; says you don't need to worry if you're not doing anything wrong
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(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Liquid PCP leaks from a gallon tank in a Chicago criminal courts building. No reported ill effects, except one judge who is quite convinced he is a glass of orange juice
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Remember that Canadian citizen the U.S. sent to Syria to be tortured, but who was actually innocent? Canada has decided it was all their fault. Whew
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Soon we'll have to equip our armored and infantry divisions with a lawyers battalion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police department caught with its shorts down as cops raid home, drag out owner in nothing but handcuffs and underwear... before they realized they had the wrong house
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
ALL YOUR PERTH ARE BELONG TO US. Australia hands over entire city to Aborigines
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Thai non-coup-leader releases a statement of intent for his non-coup
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Is there ANYONE travelling through LAX these days who doesn't have a backpack full of baby leopards or pygmy monkeys shoved into their underwear?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meathead teens decide it would be a good idea to ride their bikes along electrified rail lines in the middle of the night. "In 16 years of living here it is the most stupid act I've seen," says witness (w/ pic, link to video)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elmo has begun to learn at a geometric rate. It became self aware at 9:00 a.m., September 19 2006. DO NOT PULL THE PLUG
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(News24)
 
 
 
Pope asked to convert to Islam. "If this person were really someone reasonable, he would not agree to remain at his post one minute, but would convert to Islam immediately"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Jury convicts one of "nation's worst child molesters." Because, you know, we rank them now
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(Some Crikey Guy)
 
 
 
"Steve Irwin eBay sales branded sick." Except for that Stingrays Suck t-shirt. That there's comedy gold
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pug deputized for collaring flasher
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How can the pope, a man believed by Catholics to be infallible, make a mistake?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flamingo
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(Australian)
 
 
 
Coup that was not a coup is now a coup again
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