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Sun September 17, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(London Times)
 
 
 
Chess nerds wetting their Dockers in anticipation of Topalov vs. Kramnik, aka "the most important match for 13 years"
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fish farm vandalized. When asked, the police theorize it was done for the Halibut
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fall TV season starts Monday but the death watch on which show will be cancelled first is well underway
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
BRA AND ORDER: Japanese Companies Release Man Bra And Lingerie For Men. Finally, My Moobs Have Support AND I Feel Pretty.
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unfold the wires
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(92)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teens at "Jesus Camp" trained to fight for their religion, pray for end to abortion and worship pictures of President Bush
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(989)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Test your Constitutional IQ
source: azstarnet.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a period of just five years, the United States has created a global network of secret prisons that hold over 14,000 detainees. I would insert a joke here, except there is nothing remotely funny about the situation
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(563)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Panel formed to poll Floridian's opinions of alligators. "Delicious" seems to be the most common response
source: theledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Cathylick)
 
 
 
Someone shoots and kills elderly nun in Somalia. Authorities unsure of a motive. Obvious tag barely edged by Sad tag
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pablo's classmates used to laugh at his dreams of joining the Chinese Terracotta Warriors. One could say that this weekend, Pablo got the last laugh
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(53)
 
(The News-Press)
 
 
 
Over 20 neighbors confront guests attending erotic sex party next door because they weren't invited
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela and Iran explore new "friends with benefits" relationship
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(77)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pope offers apologies to Muslims, unveils the Holy Sharpshooters of Antioch
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Some Stealth Bomber)
 
 
 
Stealth bomber caught being not so sneaky over Manhattan
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(USNews.com)
 
 
 
Senior DoD official on Rumsfeld's Iraq strategy: "It's like we go to the baseball game & we tackle the pitcher. Suddenly we're losing 55-0 because you morons were busy tackling the pitcher."
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(98)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston red-light camera critic intentionally runs red light so he can challenge the program, gets ticketed by a live cop instead. No, you can't have a lawsuit -- not yours
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If I am a corporate lawyer by day and a Level 10 Elf by night, I am not sure I want everyone to know my different identities."
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(60)
 
(Some Buffalo)
 
 
 
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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(133)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Al Qaida tells all Muslims to leave US. EVERYBODY PANIC. Especially Muslims
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(353)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Just in time for the kick off of National Single's Week - Dating Do's and Don'ts
source: azstarnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
How to reverse-engineer a pizza
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to beat a traffic ticket
source: 216.87.159.52   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Leaders of a village in India ordered 150 men to dip their hands into boiling oil to prove their innocence after food was stolen from a local school
source: today.reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(WLBZ.com)
 
 
 
Someone has stolen about 550-pounds of pennies from middle school children
source: wlbz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 12th annual Wiener Dog Races. Your dog wants a braughtwurst
source: shreveporttimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cold War: The Next Generation
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this "slow" guy
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buddhism on the rise in the United States; meanwhile, Buddha sightings rise proportionally to rates of obese people in the country
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(334)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Men with small dogs tend to be secure with themselves; they're confident. They don't need a big dog to prove something."
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(221)
 
(BU Pipedream)
 
 
 
Student attempts to get out of college meal plan by claiming strict adherence to the Rastafarian diet. When that doesn't work, he goes on a hunger strike - 12 days and counting
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gamestop to start Wii and PS3 reservations Monday. However, your Republic Credits are no good out here, we need something more real
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(207)
 
(international herald-tribune)
 
 
 
Being a prisoner of war sucks, but it kinda makes up for it when 60 years later you've left a giant bushy swastika on the prison grounds as your legacy
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this crustacean spotted near submitter's house
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hippies take their Volkswagen Beetles back to Katmandu, that's really, really where they're goin' to (pic)
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Lexington Ky Fark party - October 14th
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(32)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
U.C. Irvine students to start ant civil war
source: cbs13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Moblin)
 
 
 
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take these glow sticks."
source: video.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you were planning on spray-painting elephants in Los Angeles you're out of luck. They are no longer issuing permits
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Central Florida 13)
 
 
 
Two old ladies were "trapped" in their Cadillac because they didn't know how to unlock the doors. There's a reason Florida has its own Fark tag
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(111)
 
(SI)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy tennis champion
source: i.a.cnn.net.   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Fishy Guy)
 
 
 
Alabama Swordfish record shattered. In other news: Alabama has a Swordfish record
source: orangebeach.ws   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rule number 1 " After you put her in her new 15 foot underground dirt cell, make sure she does not have your cellular phone before you leave for the evening
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Switchblade knives from Italy. Stilettos included. Angry Italian women included upon request, if you're crazy
source: skm.to   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In an effort to save hemlocks, Connecticut given permission to import beetle that eats woolly adelgid. Little do they know that this Japanese super-beetle will soon turn into Mothra
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(45)
 
(Austin American Statesman)
 
 
 
Armadillos are migrating north. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: statesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Human "Gills" may soon be possible. Kevin Costner wanted for questioning, supporting role in crappy movie
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some G.I. Joe)
 
 
 
8 important things we learned from 80's cartoons
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(150)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Montana, the state with the least representation in Congress, has the highest proportion of military recruits in the country. District of Columbia, home of government, has the lowest
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(139)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
What is some of the strangeness you have found on Google Earth?
source: googleearthhacks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(352)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Ft. Lauderdale Fark Party at Cheers is only a week away. Don't forget your cameras and inflatable goats LGT last thread
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tips to improve your cell phone battery life
source: cellphonetalk.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Environmentally friendly weapons in development because when you genocide a continent, you don't want the shell casings polluting the soil
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(58)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Brazillian man holds world record for distance he can pop his eyeballs out of their sockets
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Oktoberfest kicks off in Munich (with pic)
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Epoch Times)
 
 
 
World's biggest fancy dress-up party smashes previous attendance record
source: theepochtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Government says Geothermal and Hydropower are old enough to live on own, promptly kicks them out of house
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Stone tablet found in Mexico has 3,000 year old directions to donkey show
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unclear on just who it is they're dealing with, Muslims worldwide demand the Pope back down and apologize. Because threats of bodily harm are what the 'Religion of Peace' is all about
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(470)
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
"Video games have perennially faced fire for their graphic violence and undue influence on tender minds. It's time for a sober revaluation." Bonus comment by Jack Thompson
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(102)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
IRS starts crackdown on churches that violate separation of church and state
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(253)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Pittsburgh Fark Party ~ Thursday, Sept 28th at The Penn Brewery ~ Great Beers, and The Best Wurst ~~ LGT Previous Thread
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts predict the next White House race may cost hopeful candidates over 500 million dollars. Pretty sweet deal, especially when you consider the job only pays $400,000 a year
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(66)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Boo Berry and the other monster cereals are back for Halloween
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 


Sat September 16, 2006
(AskMen)
 
 
 
The top 10 prisons in the world, Johnny Cash disappointed that Folsom didnt make the list
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(65)
 
(mcall)
 
 
 
If your friend is expiring from a heroin overdose, do not try to revive him using a 10,000 volt taser
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Origami instructions. Difficulty: devilishly hard
source: origamiweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Americans earn more, spend more, US being the second-most "cash-strapped" nation, trailing only residents of Portugal
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Pirate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his cannon
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Madrid fashion show bans 5 models because they have sharp knees
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Dan Glickman says broadcast flags are in your best interest and you shouldn't worry about it
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(65)
 
(some Yank)
 
 
 
How good is your knowledge of European geography?
source: sickflash.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Submitter's relative went on vacation to watch double combines (farm equipment) harvest in the plains states, got a ride too. What weird vactions have you been on?
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gas station advertises $1.59 gallon of gas when closed, opens with $1.99 a gallon. Do people complain? You bet
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Opera fans 'prefer magic mushrooms'
source: planetgonecrazy.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Opinion Editorials)
 
 
 
Five reasons Democrats should love George W. Bush
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(707)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Seals are moving south Everybody Panic
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Jewish Journal)
 
 
 
Jewish community annoyed by lack of Jewish piracy tales
source: jewishjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Guantanamo Bay inmates' favourite books are Harry Potter and The Disappearing Constitution
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"the National Academy of Science's Institute of Medicine estimates that 18,000 Americans die each year because they have no health insurance."
source: kucinich.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The coolest video montage to a beer cannon you will see today
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only the Russians know about the large comet that will strike the earth at the end of October
source: online-translator.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Time-lapse video of balloons taking off during 2006 Reno Balloon Race: Coolest flying cow seen since Rosie O'Donnell got her pilot's license
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Photoshop these priests running with pancakes
source: cathedral.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
A true Texas renaissance man: pizza restaurant manager, soccer official, Christian swinger, drug dealer
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man dies after encounter with killer kite
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official Saturday afternoon college football discussion thread
source: sports-ak.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(566)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Because teachers' salaries can only go so far, some have taken to working the adult side of things by night
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A story of love, carnies, a pony and two weddings
source: yorkdailyrecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small Georgia town turns local culture into economic engine, at least for people who want to experience an authentic small-town Georgia experience and never before realized they had a purty mouth
source: ledger-enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The ten most pretentious instruments
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Iraqi Army to build a moat around Baghdad. Does it work? Well, it does keep the Black Knight at bay
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Some CL guy)
 
 
 
Burger King employee + pretty attractive girl + irritable bowel syndrome = Craigslist goodness
source: sandiego.craigslist.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(390)
 
(Some Hurtin Hindu)
 
 
 
Man fights wild boar for nearly a half hour. "After realizing that I could no longer challenge the animal, I pretend to be a dead man"
source: kanglaonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you're the head of tourism for the state of Maine, maybe your vanity plate shouldn't read "I LOVE NY"
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(The Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Piece of the World Trade Center now part of a church baptismal font
source: dmregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kellogg Brown and Root organization sends civilian convoy into the line of fire. Employees die in a hail of fire. If survivor gets medal of freedom, then he can't sue
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sen. Ted Kennedy vows to put down any legislation against net neutrality
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(293)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan are being treated with an experimental drug that has not been fully tested. Pleasant taste, some monsterism
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Plan59.com)
 
 
 
Caption the wholesome family goodness of this 1954 Arrow shirt ad
source: plan59.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Springfield Journal-Register)
 
 
 
News: Downtown hot dog vendor robbed because his hot dogs were overpriced. Fark: Vendor defended himself from assault with ketchup
source: sj-r.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Small Times)
 
 
 
Scientists create carbon nanotube nanosensors, capable of detecting H3 drivers' penises
source: smalltimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict criticises Islam, Muslims worldwide preparing a reasonable, proportionate response. As they always do
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(396)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter released on bail. In other news, A&E announces plot for their new Fall show
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
New study finds people believe real estate agents are more likely to be truthful than politicians
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man finds his car, seven months after forgetting where he parked it (pic)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh's new mayor installs first computer; immediately benches Roethlisberger for fantasy football this Sunday
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charges dropped in necrophilia case, Wisconsin to now enact law that drivers license photo to be used for obituaries
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman sends over 1000 faxes to get a refund from an airline
source: money.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some camera dude)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photographer holding a camera with a humongous lens
source: iloveplanets.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of retail mind tricks used to get you to shop
source: spacehijackers.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(M.E.N)
 
 
 
Intimidated witness who lied in court is jailed for 2 years. Dumbass tag pressures submitter until he reconsiders use of Asinine tag
source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you were in the UK, went to a "holiday caravan," and had unprotected sex with a guy from Zimbabwe, you might want to talk to your doctor
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hilltop spires
source: lensart.mhost.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Women can't even rob a gas station without picking up a pint of ice cream while they're there
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(KSL.com TV5 Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Father delivers baby in car to avoid high medical cost of hospital birth
source: ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
City official arrested for first-degree pedal-by aaaOOOOOOOOOgaa
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Stock Dude)
 
 
 
Professional stockbroker tries to figure out why the hell National Lampoon Inc. (NLN) is still traded on the AMEX when it's obviously worthless and weak
source: thestockmasters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese carmaker Nissan is developing "intelligent transportation system" that sends wireless messages to passing cars. By popular demand, first message will be "Your left blinker has been on for 15 miles, asshat"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dying teen to have pretend wedding of her dreams thanks to Make -A - Wish. Honeymooon supplied by Make- Me- A -Woman
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
British school quits feeding kids junkfood. Chav mothers deliver it to the playground
source: sheffieldtoday.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bow to your lanky Dutch overlords
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Members of high school water polo team suspended for wearing their swimsuits
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
9 ugliest cars of all time
source: pez.multiply.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(264)
 


Fri September 15, 2006
(Life Style Extra)
 
 
 
Steve Irwin's 8 year old daughter Bindi vows to finish stingray documentary. What could possibly go wrong?
source: lse.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mattel to sue over lesbian Barbie show
source: planetgonecrazy.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's this guy yelling about?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forest rail line
source: onephoto.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
City considers allowing golf carts to roam freely on streets
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover rare lunar meteorite, the first in a group of space objects to be known as Non-Plutonian Celestial Boogers
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(AutoMotoPortal)
 
 
 
10 Most Beautiful Cars of All Time
source: automotoportal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(304)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Universal Music prepares to unleash a legal beatdown on MySpace and YouTube. "We believe these new businesses are copyright infringers and owe us tens of millions of dollars," says chairman
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor comes out against foie gras ban, now that he's had time to figure out how people feel about it
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Selling my Boat)
 
 
 
Judge rules that anyone not owning the riverbank is trespassing, including boaters & fishermen. In other news, Bill Gates now owns the Mississippi River
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(120)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Castro 'singing and fit for baseball.' -- or, in other words, still dead
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(40)
 
(NBC 10 Philly)
 
 
 
Air America Radio not dead yet. Al Franken sings: I feel happy I feel happy
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(241)
 
(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Panhandler's 'smile if u masturbate' sign puts big, forced frown on faces of nearby business owners
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(72)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Court rules that "white slut" is not a racist term. Paris Hilton breathes sigh of relief as she will be allowed to keep her nickname
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(138)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
3-year-old boy, who was conceived after his father had a vasectomy, survives thirty-foot fall onto cement with only a few bruises. Get that boy some tights and a cape mom
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mumps outbreak reported at local college; afflicted students seen playing Oregon Trail
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(52)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow"
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(99)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
California institutes "Three strikes law" and sees decrease in gang activity. Arizona sees increase in gang activity over same period
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(44)
 
(Some Gibson)
 
 
 
California bans drivers from talking on phone while driving. Talking to your Tequila bottle then calling CHiPs Sugartits still A-OK
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(145)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
All the gas jokes are funny, but here's the Straight Dope on how the market price is established for crude oil
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(205)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman pleads to be allowed to take her service animal monkey into restaurants, arguing it helps her overcome her fear of going into restaurants, particularly as it's trained to go for the throats of waiters who tell you their first names
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(181)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Man says his toupee gave him a heart attack
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(56)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Elementary school with unfortunate name to remain open despite infestation of brown recluse spiders. What could possibly go wrong?
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(346)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Bagged spinach continues its deadly rampage. Crosses into ninth state. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(218)
 
(Twin Cities.com)
 
 
 
Three men dressed up as clowns and vandalized a Minuteman III missile silo; must have gotten lost on the way to a children's birthday party
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(96)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There may have been an accomplice in the punter stabbing case. Jeff Gillooly wants to know why everyone's looking at him all of a sudden
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(50)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Medicine used to treat chlamydia in humans found to treat it in crocodiles as well. We always knew Steve Irwin loved wildlife, but this is taking it too far
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(49)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Apparent mix-up results in lawn care company spraying the yard of prominent anti-pesticide activist. Oopsy
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(85)
 
(WCVB)
 
 
 
Today's media fear-mongering article: High school band instruments are full of germs and bacteria
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jazz quartet
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(87)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
When looking for sexual enhancement, Smilin' Bob is a better choice than a Serbian witchdoctor
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(78)
 
(Mcall)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, it's best to wear a disguise, especially if your dad is the local chief of police who will be investigating the robbery
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arsonist might have gotten away with it if he hadn't cleverly left his birth certificate behind at the scene of one crime
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suspect accused of murdering his brother says he killed a goat, but it was magically transformed into his brother's corpse afterward. Good luck with that defense, dumbass
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(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man captured after 30 years on the run from psychiatric facility. Unclear if he escaped by smashing through the window with a drinking fountain
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(97)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
Video
 
Super Grover visits Tampa Bay's 10. After watching video, name should be decidedly changed to Super Groper
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(57)
 
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
New York ends practice of plea-bargaining away points for a speeding ticket, every single car on the LIE surrenders
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(82)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Boy carries younger friend up and away from rattlesnake nest after being bitten four times himself
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(130)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dead puppies aren't much fun -- especially when you find them on your husband's grave, having been used in some sort of ritual
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(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
MSM continues to milk the Austrian kidnapping story to death with fact after utterly insignificant fact
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senior citizen goes 208 mph in the Bonneville Salt flats. AARP called and wants their card back
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(52)
 
(WLUK)
 
 
 
Two Green Bay, WI high school students arrested with automatic weapons, bombs, days before planned school attack
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(281)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To raise money for two officers battling cancer, a police department is selling $10 raffle tickets for a Glock 27 sub-compact .40 caliber
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(109)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Congressman Bob Ney (R-OH) flip flops from earlier claims of being not guilty
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(161)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Alberta government okays ethnic slurs on vanity licence plates, as long as it doubles as a term of endearment
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bernalillo, New Mexico PD catches local sheriff on stakeout with his pants down and a naked woman in the back of his SUV. I caught the sheriff, but I did not catch the deputy
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(41)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Jiu-jitsu man that opened up the plane door appeared in court and may have undergo a mental health evaluation after making incoherent statements about ransom and money
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(56)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Austrians asked to count dog turds on sidewalk as part of a census. Presumably the census is to see what Austrians will do just because authorities tell them to
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you were attacked by an ape in Paris you should seek medical attention. Probably won't want to drink water, though
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tornado hits north of England. Improvement estimates due in soon
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(58)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ottawa's finest have 14-hour armed standoff with empty house
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(99)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Turkish lawmaker compares Pope Benedict XVI to Hitler, earns instant induction into Godwin's Law Hall of Fame
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(621)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
CNN reaches new depth in sleaze with "television's only justice themed/interview/debate show."
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(128)
 
(Bristol Post)
 
 
 
"This is your captain speaking. The plane is unsafe and I'm not going to fly it. Bye"
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(136)
 
(Chattanooga)
 
 
 
Tow truck company busted for towing legally parked cars and then having them crushed for scrap metal. Bonus: Owner, out on bail on previous charges, arrested again today for same thing
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Astronauts begin final spacewalk. Let's see what they lose today
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(74)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Mayor is shocked to learn that his constituency is not amused after he allows "Thong Girl 3" to be filmed in his office
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(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Step 1: Approach political party looking to redesign logo. Step 2: Do no work at all until deadline is due, scribble something on a piece of paper. Step 3: Profit
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(137)
 
(As seen on the streets!)
 
 
 
I saw the Bimbo delivery truck in my neighborhood. I'm not sure how to place an order though -- Con el carino de siempre
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(113)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Governor Bush and Tampa's Mayor hand out reading assignment for the entire state because "If you could only do one thing really well to be successful in life it is probably to be really literate."
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(109)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ninja bank robber runs out of moves. Police follow him home and arrest him with his loot, his throwing stars, a fake gun and a list of other bank branches
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(25)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of giving the URL of your MySpace page to chicks you've arrested hasn't gotten old for Tampa Bay cops
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(52)
 
(Some Earth)
 
 
 
Think you know your World Geography? Hah? Well do ya? Take this fun quiz & find out
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(186)
 
(His Website)
 
 
 
The version of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", created by farker wavion
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(106)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Vons employee arrested for inserting pins into doughnuts. Cops really don't like it when you mess with doughnuts
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gas falls below $2 in Cleveland, OH while in California, gas is just now falling below $3. This can mostly be attributed to the fact that Lake Erie is about 85% gasoline
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(118)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Analysts claim $1.15 a gallon for gas possible; same analysts that predicted $100 dollar a barrel crude prices. That grain of salt is friggin' HUGE
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this monkey just hanging on
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Instead of exploiting the Supreme Court's new "eminent domain" decision, the Arlington, Texas city council has paid an elderly lady $2.75 million for her home, so they can build a football stadium
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(210)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly ass Chilean flamingo born in the Baton Rouge Zoo (w/pic)
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(23)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Porn site buys expired domain which used to belong to Utah Home Education Association. Redesigns "mom's pictures" and "parental secrets" sections, attracting many many more "students"
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(52)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally, some people who understand what the disabled community really needs: sex hook-ups
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 25 most difficult questions you'll be asked on a job interview in 1983
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(71)
 
(Google)
 
Video
 
Drew owes Stephen Colbert a beer. Or vice-versa. Or whatever, as long as beer is involved
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(119)
 
(Some Boozers)
 
 
 
Reminder: London Fark party 23rd September. LGT venue
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(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil falls to near $63 per barrel on news that Kinky Friedman wants to decriminalize marijuana in Texas
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(49)
 
(kgw.com)
 
 
 
Last week, a woman killed an intruder with her bare hands. This week, the story gets even weirder
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blame the lifestyle, blame the music and blame the video games--but whatever you do, don't blame the dumbass that made the choice and shot up the college
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(146)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Can't make or buy a costume based on your favorite characters? No problem, you can always resort to going with one of these lackluster cheap rip-off costumes instead
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ethanol uptake growing so rapidly, farmers may soon be accused of hoarding WMD's
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(85)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World's largest music provider calls YouTube a music pirate. You Tube replies that it sees itself as more of a ninja
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(115)
 


Thu September 14, 2006
(PistolWimp)
 
 
 
For those of us old enough to remember the Carter years. Beaker sings "Feelings"
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(79)
 
(Some game show host)
 
 
 
Photoshop Iranian President Mahmoud Ahdonwannabeshopped
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(133)
 
(Toledo Tales)
 
 
 
Pollster: Labrador retrievers are the key to November elections
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(68)
 
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Cozy country fixer-upper on large lot, features deck, fireplace and body of previous owner's brother
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(30)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Voters to vote on voting technology. This won't end well
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
E.Coli cases linked to bagged spinach. Bluto wanted for questioning
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(98)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jet lag, fatigue blamed for champion race driver's death. Large tree and fast Porche exonerated
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(66)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
It takes one cop, four firemen, two sets of bolt cutters, soapy water, and a hairpin to free an eight-year-old who was handcuffed to a stuffed reindeer
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(47)
 
(KCBD)
 
 
 
Remember when Lubbock, TX prayed for rain back in July? Well they got it. Mayor now proclaims this Sunday to be devoted to prayers of thanks. Praise His name for the 13 wrecks caused by heavy floods
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(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
News: Kenyan cult predicts end of world from US/North Korea nuclear war on 9/12/2006. Not News: World does not end. Fark.com: Cultists go into bunkers anyway and blame failure on time zone discrepencies
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(42)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Africans believe polio vaccination is a western devil plot to sterilize girls, spread HIV, import Sally Struthers
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(195)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good news, fornicators, N.C. will let you rent in peace
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(62)
 
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Bus driver launches expletive-laced tirade against old lady who has trouble finding her reduced-fare card
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(64)
 
(A bored farkette)
 
 
 
Looking to create a "food on my pet trifecta," Farkette has placed cheese on a yorkshire terrier
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(141)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
82-yar-old lady rented rotary phone for 42 years for a total of $14,000. Phone company says it's no big deal, they do that to people all of the time
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(195)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
There are still clan struggles in Scotland, it's just now they use their smarmy wit instead of swords
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Diner: "Waiter, what's this mouse doing in my soup?" Waiter: "Getting you sent to PMITAP, sir"
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sometimes ignoring the facts just isn't enough: FCC orders media ownership study destroyed
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(140)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
That much-discussed map of states showing household income losses published by the Detroit Free Press was pretty darn wrong because reporters can't do math
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(82)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's official, men are more intelligent than women. Unfortunately, it's the guy downstairs that does all the thinking
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(283)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
My god man, if you're gonna tape over your license plate to commit a crime, don't remove it where everyone can see you
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(32)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Indian tribes fight ski resort expansion on sacred mountain, say past transgressions caused 9/11, Katrina and the Columbia shuttle crash
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(117)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Ford to offer sweeping redundancy offer
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(139)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Vampirefreaks.com, Myspace produces contract killing
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(98)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sahara seen as potential terrorist breeding ground. You walk around all day with sand in your shorts and see if you don't feel like blowing something up
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(43)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after trying to cash fake Nigerian checks she received for her Internet-sex webcam performance. Mug shot gets the "Eye Bleach Award"
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(227)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge in the Saddam trial says that Saddam wasn't a dictator. How could he be? He kept winning those elections, after all
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(123)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Injured man trapped in drain totally ignored as he calls for help -- apart from the guy that waved at him as he went on his way
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(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for Ramadan, the pope annoys thin-skinned Muslims by quoting a long-dead Byzantine emperor with a rather poor opinion of Islam
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(342)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Man arrested in Clearwater for huffing freon out of 31 air conditioners. With mugshot goodness
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(96)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise in response to Meredith Viera's debut on the "Today Show"
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(32)
 
(People)
 
 
 
The death of Anna Nicole Smith's son was so devastating to her that she's become afflicted with complete memory loss of the event. How convenient and not suspicious in the least bit considering charges may be filed
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(158)
 
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Parents hold the key to stifling peer pressure, especially when their kids are like totally hella loser freaks that have no friends and never will
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(42)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bush saddened by Ann Richards' death... even though she was a lesbian who wanted to take your guns away
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(137)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Georgia governor vows to eliminate income tax for everyone over 65. Grandma rejoices, "More money for bingo"
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(77)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
What are the hot fashion trends for 2007? Figure-hugging pants, shorts and bustier gowns. And you should see what the women are wearing
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(105)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Senate candidate Claire McCaskill buys 100 Rams tickets, preventing a blackout of their game. She gives the tickets to high school kids and kids from a crisis intervention house
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(80)
 
(NBC10)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter arrested at his home in Hawaii. Police sat him in their patrol car, let him have a cigarette and offered him a few tough-love pearls of wisdom sprinkled with plenty "Brahs" before booking him at the station
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(468)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Space station spreads its new 240-foot solar arrays today. Initial reports indicate all bolts and springs accounted for
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Roman bathhouse discovered by students, was like a truck stop but in the Middle Ages
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(78)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this view of a courtyard
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(82)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Another stingray attack. Mainstream Media vows to let no stingray attack go unreported
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. refuses to bomb Taliban funeral. Weddings and official Afghanistan government functions still fair game
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(177)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charity website accidentally calls Greek billionaire a c*nt
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(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prostrating yourself at women's feet while yelling "I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy" till they scream is not the best way to get to know a woman
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hezbollah guilty of war crimes, says Amnesty International, as though anyone still listens to them
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(611)
 
(townhall)
 
 
 
In Hollywood, there are no minority criminals. Nino Brown's evil plan is working
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(173)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Crews spend hours freeing teen from underneath the crane that he flipped after taking it for a joyride
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(74)
 
(Some Dumb mom)
 
 
 
Responsible mother puts kids in the trunk of her car for trip to a pizza party. Bonus, pit stop at the ATM machine
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(60)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Step 1) Buy old cream jug on eBay for $200. Step 2) Take it to "real" auction house. Step 3) Profit $88,000
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(78)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Congress set to create Google-like search engine that will let you track how many of your tax dollars are being used to support tomato-growing in Ohio and building bridges in Alaska
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Consumer watchdog warns that Bebo and MySpace can be home to porn, bullying and adults posing as teenagers. Captain Obvious replies "THANKS FOR THE ADD XXXXX"
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British ad showing image of Jesus in the froth of an empty pint glass intended to boost church attendance. Communion wine distributors sing hallelujah
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(38)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Police bust criminal ring that used cross-border sewage pipe to smuggle mobile phones. Would explain crappy service phones get
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(16)
 
(khbs/khog)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart is going to phase out layaway before this Christmas. In other news, Christmas plans for trailer park have drastically changed
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(233)
 
(Exploding Unicorn)
 
 
 
Editor for newspaper at Catholic college entitles article "College Is a Waste of Time, Money and Lots of Sperm"; writes "I often look at your Facebook picture while dry humping a pillow." Expulsionlairty in three... two... one...
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(124)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
National Security Surveillance Act approved by key Senate committee. What could possibly go wrong?
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(647)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Montreal school shooter did indeed have his own website and did indeed love Super Columbine Massacre RPG. Here comes the public outrage
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(174)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
More than than a quarter of used electrical items bought from online auction sites and flea markets are dangerous and unfit for use, research reveals, to the surprise of absolutely no one except the dumbasses who bought them
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(23)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
What's round on both ends, high in the middle, and has the lowest gas prices in the nation?
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(140)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Goat gets lost in search for bacon, shows up in woman's backyard, patiently waits for bike water, avoids slotted deck chair
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(63)
 
(Sanluisbispo.com)
 
 
 
You know you probably had a pretty bad day when St. Peter asks you why you were installing metal rain gutters in close proximity to high voltage power lines
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police think they can stop singing, swearing and shouting by drunks outside bars by giving drinkers suckers as they leave
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, Welsh sign makers have been using BabelFish again. Please enter here with your wooden staffs
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(72)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Study proves drinkers earn more money than nondrinkers. Don't worry, you'll be able to afford a new liver
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(86)
 
(nbc10)
 
 
 
Website tells locals where to buy pot. List is invalidated since no schools are listed
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(78)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guy who was arrested for carrying a penis pump aboard airplane has charges drop after convincing judge he whispered "pump" and not "bomb" when asked what it was
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(67)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Bionic arm allows amputees to move limb with thoughts, but only in slow motion and when wearing red track suit
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(81)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Melinda Duckett's husband says Nancy Grace not responsible for wife's suicide, falling oil prices
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(205)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twenty-three thousand Segway scooters recalled due to hilarious glitch that causes wheels to suddenly reverse direction. Submitter hopes to see this thread in the Fark Video section soon
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(99)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Today's "house with over 150 birds, and over 30 dogs and cats" story brought to you by Lakeland
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Lexington air traffic controllers wrote letters to senators and FAA in months prior to crash. Letters were ignored, thought to be coming from some drunk guy with a website
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Steve Irwin fans camping out for memorial tickets. Sting unavailable for comment
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(36)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Woman solves boyfriend's drug problem by dousing him with gasoline and lighting him off
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(47)
 
(Some drunk farker)
 
 
 
REMINDER: Paris, France Fark party this Saturday the 16th, at FUBAR, 5, Rue Saint-Sulpice, starting at 8:00 p.m. Those that are coming, show yourself. LGT review of the place
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Xena, the warrior princess planet that is no longer a planet, is now a dwarf planet called Eris. Scientists now have Planet Hasselhof in their sights
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French court tells man that defacing his own property is not "art"
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York airport screeners continue to let passengers take bombs on board, latest example being them allowing J.K. Rowling to bring the manuscript of the final Harry Potter book with her on transatlantic flight to her publishers
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(87)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Ouch. Fourteen-pound, 13-ounce baby born. Look at the size of that boy's head. That's a virtual planetoid. Has its own weather system
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(125)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Montreal college shooter's last words: "Metal and goth kick ass. Life is like a video game, you gotta die sometime"
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(415)
 
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
What costs $250 and hits store shelves November 19th? Sony surrenders
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(495)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hip-hop fans hip-hop more in the sack. Submitter prefers Barry White
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(99)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
$1600 is all that stands between you and a chance to put on your robe and wizard hat in real life
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(73)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Nissan to introduce anti-drunk-driving mechanism, plus extra-long pin number that a drunk person can't remember. Of course the person would be so drunk he wouldn't think of writing it down beforehand
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(61)
 
(Some Davey Jones Fan)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass albino pygmy monkeys born (with ugly-ass pics)
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the girl with the sun in her eyes. Difficulty: No marmalade skies
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(69)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British soccer team's new uniforms banned by the league because they carry the slogan "The Referee's a Wanker" (pic)
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(38)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bottles of Kremlin Vodka with sixteen times the recommended maximum amount of methanol found for sale in British shops. Police would tell drinkers to be on the lookout and call them if they see it, but it's probably too late for that
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Bosnian pyramids are back (with unconvincing pic of a rock)
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken Brit drowns during contest with friends to see who could hold their breath underwater the longest in hotel pool. On the bright side, he won, and he's still going for the record
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cellphones found to be as addictive as drugs or gambling, and considerably more expensive, depending on your plan
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(47)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you've been skinning and eating the neighborhood cats, the cops would like to have a word with you
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(60)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Couple who was filmed beating a TV reporter have claim "not guilty." Indicates goatees in the video
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(107)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 71: "Daybreak"
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(279)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR gets their funny on with this AudioEdit of the NASA spacewalk
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is Anna Nicole Smith' deceased son the father of her infant baby? We may never not know if this is not true
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(165)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Wiccan sign allowed on soldier's plaque. Must have been the naked dance under the full moon that persuaded them
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(244)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Fourteen-year-old, upset that his parents planned out his future career path, decides to put an end to that nonsense by burning his house down. Every so often, you gotta say "What the fark?"
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The pussifacation of the UK is on track as Brits consider raising the legal drinking age to 25, unless it's American beer
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(86)
 


Wed September 13, 2006
(NY Sun)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize winner actually does something useful: Elie Wiesel moves to have Iran thrown out of the UN
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(301)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Former Texas Governor Ann Richards has died
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(240)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sax player
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(71)
 
(All Africa)
 
 
 
World-renowned political statesman George Clooney to address United Nations Security Council
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(149)
 
(NewVision.co.ug)
 
 
 
Nothing can ruin your day quite like being stripped naked and forced into the streets for an unwanted circumcision
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(140)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Man -- who wrecked store microwave trying to warm up his urine-filled fake penis to beat a drug test -- pleads guilty to disorderly conduct, fined for $425 and loss of dignity forever
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mother of missing child commits suicide one day after undergoing vicious grilling by CNN's Nancy Grace
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(404)
 
(TMCnet.com)
 
 
 
Florida gets its first ethanol gas station. In related news, reports of Floridians going blind mysteriously on the rise
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(58)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Colombia gang wives and girlfriends call for "crossed legs" sex strike to persuade their men to give up guns. Gang members promise to do so after they put a cap in the ungrateful biatches' asses
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(53)
 
(officer.com)
 
 
 
Magical device used to scan eyes for drug use; read your bad thoughts
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(93)
 
(Big Bug News)
 
 
 
Police burn 1,000 marijuana plants in Crown King, Arizona -- note photo of cops standing downwind and smiling
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(80)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New York snob gets curry in a hurry flown from Belfast in a private jet
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clemson freshman football player takes custody of 11-year-old brother to protect him from druggy mom and dead-beat dad. Duke sucks
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(86)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
"Government is staffed with mostly well-intentioned but incompetent people. Conspiracy theorists reverse this: They think government is evil-intentioned but supremely competent. That's crazy-talk, Count Chocula"
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(278)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A new study on gas prices concludes that Americans need to shut their whineholes
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(190)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett's Lincoln fails to generate much interest in online auction. John Voight's LeBaron, on the other hand...
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reds seek volunteers for simulated terrorist attack at Great American Ball Park. How is this any different than the last five seasons?
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have separated. Lawyers figuring out who gets custody of the daughter and frequent rehab visit punch cards
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(81)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago city council upholds mayor's veto of "Big Box" wage ordinance. Wal-Mart can keep paying its workers in foie gras
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(152)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Doom-and-Gloom'ers everywhere finally have their scapegoat for why the 2006 hurricane season has been so mild: Chris Farley
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(103)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
U.S. drops six places to 29th in World Advanced Injury Faking rankings
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lower house of Russian parliament rejects proposal to allow Madonna to ride spaceship to International Space Station, cites wording that would have made it round-trip
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uzi sub-machinegun offered as prize in youth athletic association raffle. "This individual or parent did not think it through"
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(190)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bank hostage crisis ends without injuries
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(28)
 
(TrekEarth)
 
 
 
Photoshop these yurts
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(89)
 
(6ABC)
 
 
 
Truck filled with flaming tomatoes closes NJ turnpike
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(54)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Please remember to remove all personal items before returning a rental van, including the boxes of cocaine in the back
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(24)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mug shots of hookers just arrested for selling themselves via Craigslist ads. Yes, you get what you pay for. Sadly, The Smoking Gun is there
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(367)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman who was going to pull a life insurance scam with a phony death certificate now has a real one
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(39)
 
(Scalzi)
 
 
 
In case you ever wondered, yes, a cat will sit still long enough for you to tape a strip of bacon to it (SFW)
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(238)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Not Fark: Brit rescued after spending three nights lost in Australian Outback. Fark: Twice
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(43)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadians would rather talk about how much money they don't make rather than discuss how much sex they're not getting
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(117)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman attacks man for sleeping with other woman. News: She reacts by setting his house on fire and attacking him with a machete. Fark.com: The man is a 70-year-old priest and the woman is a nun that has had three of his abortions
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(139)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lightning-strike survivor describes her experience, nifty new superpowers
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(95)
 
(Chron)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hostages taken during bank robbery in Chicago suburb
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(98)
 
(Some Donkey Lover)
 
 
 
Every man has a dream. A dream to have donkeys cater the cocktail hour at his wedding reception. Finally, that dream can be fulfilled
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(82)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Man wearing nothing but women's underwear breaks into video store, falls asleep on couch. Jailarity ensues
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In what is surely a simple market correction and not a sign of a real estate bubble popping, foreclosures are busy skyrocketing as ARMs readjust
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(168)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google celebrates Banned Books Week in the U.S. Next up, Banned Search Results Week in China
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(195)
 
(CTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shootings at Montreal downtown college. This one's got video. Wait, where?
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(696)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's mysterious "Reindeer Man" strikes again, leaving behind weird picture goodness
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oil prices fall below $65/barrel due to new pictures of Lindsay Lohan's cooter
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(177)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Attention Brits: You can smuggle bombs on planes in your hand luggage again starting next week
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(24)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Wildlife officials tired of stepping in goose poop on golf course, relax rules for killing the annoying birds. Geese retaliate by crapping on officials' cars
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Mystery of Anna Nicole's son's death just gets mysteriouser
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(144)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Newsflash: Contrary to popular belief, television may not actually depict reality, as is the case of the bounty hunters of Tennessee. Dog unavailable for questioning
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(73)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan state representative introduces"Sports Fan Bill Of Rights" that would allow Lions fans to start drinking at dawn on game days and hang banners in the stadium calling for the death and/or dismemberment of team executives
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(40)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man attempts to open door during airline flight. Claims "someone pooted"
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
High school teacher hasn't shaved since WTC attacks and vows not to shave till Bin Laden is caught. His beard is expected to one day to be able be used as a blanket for Rhode Island
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(99)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The Saudis say we have only tapped 18 percent of the global oil supplies. In other news, the oil companies have tapped 100 percent of our asses
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(99)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Chattanooga mayor wants public art that is "non-controversial" and that "cannot be vandalized." This is the same city that has a tow-truck museum, which begs the question: Why can't the two be combined?
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(60)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Triple amputee arrested for assaulting wife. Even though he was unarmed, state attorney says he hasn't a leg to stand on with self-defense claims
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(73)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Second-string college punter stabs starter in kicking leg, will soon change position to PMITA wide receiver
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Violent porn, knife fights and naked mess sessions", or, "Why this Chaplain wants out of the Royal Navy"
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(72)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Detroit teachers agree to return to work but vow to do "only a half-ass job of teaching these hoodlums"
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(102)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Judge rules Agawam man can't keep goats, even for wife's health." Also forced to give up horse, responsible for year of college
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(51)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to hold talks with Kazakhstan's leader over British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's "Borat" character misrepresenting their nation. Oh, and oil too
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(166)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Crikey, "Terri Irwin's Revenge" the online video game is already out. Tacky tag required
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(94)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Penis set on fire with fondue fuel
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(90)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
America's fascination with Katie Couric ends quickly: Second-week ratings going down like a crackwhore at a Shriner's convention
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(152)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 Baltimore MD at 11am, yea verily
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kicking a planet while it's down, Pluto now named 134340. Hey, that's the combination on my luggage
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(152)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chad Johnson is riding high: not only does he have Carson Palmer back, now he will be the host of the world's largest chicken dance in Cincinnati this weekend
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman forced to give birth alongside road after a dozen cabbies refuses to take her to hospital... which was a whopping 300 meters away
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(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cow that lost leg in accident to be fitted with artificial one. Old leg to be marinated, grilled, served with side salad and nice Chardonnay
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(67)
 
(Seattlest)
 
 
 
Remember that game "Mousetrap"? Apparently there's more than one way to play it. Which really doesn't describe this SFW article about porn
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old door
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that bolt the astronauts accidentally dropped yesterday? Well, they just did it again. Apparently it takes more than a rocket scientist to understand the concept of gripping a bolt firmly
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(210)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Behold the absolute horror of Halloween costumes for pets. Your dog wants dignity
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ceramic bears. Difficulty: Mr. Ranger says no picnic baskets, Yogi
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(91)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Community Association protests closure of liquor store in Hintonburg. Oh, the humanity
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(48)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Screw the cash, we're here for the cheese."
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(69)
 
(Some Samurai)
 
 
 
Life imitates Fark: "Man brings sword to gunfight"
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(90)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby elephant born at San Diego Wild Animal Park (with pic)
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(45)
 
(Monster.com)
 
 
 
Thread in Monster's forums explains why IT is not the industry to be in. Time to consider a career change
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(386)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bobby Abreu becomes the first Yankee in 55 years to hit 6 rbi's in one inning. Duke sucks
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(118)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Three New Zealand cops injured while testing tasers. Wool is a hell of an insulator
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Unruly American mobs may soon be test subjects for new high-tech Air Force weaponry
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(539)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson performs with orchestra, thinks an oboe would make a good bong
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