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Sun September 10, 2006
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Gulf War hero banned from joining British police because he has Union Jack and "British Army" tattooed on his arm, and that could be taken as "racist"
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(108)
 
(Some Photoshopper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy spraypainting what used to be a nice-looking motorcycle
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(56)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston's chase policy risks safety but catches criminals
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paramedics treating injured teen have their ambulance covered in obscene graffiti by friends of the girl while they're doing it
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(53)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Assault weapon ban ended in 2004. In 2005, violent gun crimes increased by 42%. Gun bans don't work, eh?
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(632)
 
(The Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Centuries old sport, jousting, is a crazy mix of fun, fear and men getting their penises severed
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(49)
 
(go, up, down, left, right, stop)
 
 
 
Cedar Point has a new ride for 2007
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(113)
 
(Some Chalk Guy)
 
 
 
Caption what you would write on a bomb to be delivered on 9/11/06
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(393)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Power companies begin purposely zapping squirrels
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(104)
 
(Soo Today)
 
 
 
Not news: city holds a chili cook off. News: The local soup kitchen enters. Fark.com: The win for Best-Tasting and Hottest chili
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(48)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Part of Prince William's military training includes being pelted with potatoes
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(30)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Global warming bringing an unanticipated consequence: the growth of an English wine industry
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(66)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
America is involved in illegal mercenary operations in east Africa
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(149)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Gas prices to rise due to, OPEC may decide to reduce output and complete Phase 3: profit
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(73)
 
(News8Austin)
 
 
 
It takes 130 workers four days to clean up after each University of Southern Mississippi home game. Duke sucks
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(45)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Jovial leader of millions of Buddhists, the Dalai Lama receives honourary Canadian citizenship while in Vancouver to conduct talks with scientists on stress, plans to celebrate new citizenship by getting totally wasted on maple syrup
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola continues its quest for world domination by opening a plant in Afghanistan
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(68)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Media can't understand why Steve Irwin's family wants to have a private funeral
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(78)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pointy structure
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(64)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
250 surfers pay tribute to Croc Hunter
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(30)
 
(Knoxville News)
 
 
 
"The aggregator sites like Digg, Fark, and Slashot are a powerful, and as yet little understood, influence on journalism"
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(54)
 
(WMUR)
 
 
 
Man being chased by police stops at every red light
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(35)
 
(TheShiznit.co.uk)
 
 
 
$tar War$: An Open Letter to George Lucas. Think you're angry about the new trilogy? You've got nothing on this guy
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(226)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
European zoos are targets for exotic animal thieves. Pssst... buddy, you need a lemur?
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(39)
 
(sabatos)
 
 
 
The history of nachos. Mmmmm nachos
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Government, you're doing a Helluva job" - Dick Cheney
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Ten Animated Movies
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(400)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That new "deepest evar" drilling rig in the Gulf of Mexico has caused a 6.0 earthquake in the Gulf of Mexico. OK, it's rank speculation, but there has been a 6.0 earthquake in the Gulf of Mexico. No tsunami predicted
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(126)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Congress moves to legalize torture of "high-value" terrorists. John Public seen asking what is the difference between us and them anymore, before being thrown in the back of a van by masked men
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(492)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
In latest evidence of how well the war on drugs is working, street prices of cannabis, ecstasy and cocaine at an all-time low, number of people doing time for possessing them at all time high
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(128)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese man wins award for "inventing light" wait, what?
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stealing cars in Pawtucket is going to become a lot more fun for all concerned as police unveil "bait car" that will shut itself off and lock thief inside until cops show up
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(111)
 
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
"Virtually untreatable" form of tuberculosis emerges. Yeah, this time you can panic
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(148)
 
(Courier Post)
 
 
 
Town throws a crinkle into potato chip kings' quest to build a pool for dipping
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(28)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
The school year doesn't officially kick off until the first sleeping kindergartners are left on the school bus at the end of the run
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(82)
 
(Some Breathed)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years later, Opus's anxiety closet is fuller than ever before. Whose isn't?
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(82)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC does gamers everywhere a huge favor and asks the IRS if they consider video games such as Entropia Universe to be gambling income. Cue the prosecution of thousands of basement dwelling minors in 3, 2, 1
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(62)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Guy discovers that if you pretend to be a mid 20's cute female on Craigslist, all sorts of people will tell and sometimes show you all sorts of creepy stuff about themselves
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(168)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lee Jeans campaign controversy. Fashion or porn? You decide (borderline sfw)
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(184)
 
(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
Son of executed Crips founder Stanley "Tookie" Williams is contesting his Father's will, which distributes an estate consisting of a pack of cigarettes and a mattress
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(55)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Come up with a suitable memorial for Steve Irwin
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(219)
 
(wistv)
 
 
 
Welcome back to school, this week's "45-year-old teacher busted for having sex with 14-year-old student" story comes to us via Columbia, SC
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft to make startup sound mandatory in Vista. Create a better one. LGT inspiration
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Iranian President Mohammad Khatami is introduced to the American way during his US visit when Iranian Jews slap him with a lawsuit, delivering the summons directly to him
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(238)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The downside is that poisoned moonshine has killed 30 in Nicaragua. On the upside, the treatment includes high-quality rum
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(26)
 
(Injury Watch)
 
 
 
Couple caught having sex in the rear lavatory of an airplane charged with endangering an aircraft
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(84)
 
(Some young buck)
 
 
 
Caption these young dancers
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greenpeace goes from fighting oil slicks to oiled sticks
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boeing comes up with a plane even uglier then the Airbus Beluga. We shall hereafter refer to it as The Twinkie (w/pics)
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this weird "Irish" guy
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(63)
 
(.people.co.uk)
 
 
 
A-B-C-B-D-S-M
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(48)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Three white buffaloes born on same farm in last 12 years... and they aren't all related
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(58)
 
(Some Player)
 
 
 
Meet the 8 year old girl that can kick your ass at chess. Blindfolded
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A man with a one-way ticket to Yemen attempts to board a plane with a knife hidden in a book. Transportation Security Administration officers detected the knife "artfully concealed" in the book
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(141)
 
(International News Service)
 
 
 
Married male gynecologist decides to become a woman. Bonus: his name is Bone
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Physical Therapy Association makes "Blackberry Thumb" an official work injury. IT unable to get paid leave for "Stupid Customer Concussion"
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Married vicar claims he downloaded child porn by mistake. Bigger mistake: He did it 119 times
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(44)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For the first time in 115 years, all women college to allow men. Oh yeah baby
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(133)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Suspect apprehended after tripping over his baggy pants
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(57)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
2-mile deep exploratory well unleashes flood of noxious mud that has already covered 10 square miles
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(81)
 
(Financial Express)
 
 
 
11-year-old breaks world record by memorizing 225 random objects
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jilted bride-to-be turns wedding reception into charity event (with pic)
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(71)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Star Trek Gospels endorsed by Scots Episcopal Church, notwithstanding a truly withering quote from Gene Roddenberry
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(86)
 


Sat September 09, 2006
(This is London)
 
 
 
Spain rejects too-skinny models on the runway, tells models they have pointy knees and offer them sammiches
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(162)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A Florida county is building a garbage vaporizer/electrical plant that will use lightning-like plasma arcs to turn trash into gas and rock-like material, Cool tag shudders with excitement
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Palms properly greased, US admits 15,000 Saudi college students - background checks? Those are for you if you smoked weed once when you were 16, chump
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York woman hits second million dollar jackpot in 4 years
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Python gets stuck in middle of road after eating pregnant sheep (pic)
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistan is shocked, shocked I say, to learn that Taliban leader Mullah Omar is in Pakistan
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(62)
 
(Pittsburgh Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Caption this wee bubble biter
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(38)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
14 minutes of Bork Bork Bork
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(85)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Artistically painted fiberglass cows
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Breakout with a twist
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ben "Superman" Affleck wins best actor award at the Venice Film Festival
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(97)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Part-time Special Forces, full-time detention captain busted with stolen sheriff's ammo, gunpowder, grenades
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(29)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Prison guard jailed for smuggling in banned items for prisoners
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sudanese man forced to marry goat
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(80)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Low-lifes smash sand castle. Asinine for the creeps that smashed and the company that's taking advantage of a tragedy
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(71)
 
(RNews)
 
 
 
Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Did I say spirograph? I meant Pictometry
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(27)
 
(LGN)
 
 
 
New fun game for the bored: "Worst Casting Choices" Name any famous character or person, real or fictional, that would humorously be THE worst choice to play another. Example: PeeWee Herman as The Terminator
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(552)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chevy Rock & Roll 400 Discussion. The race to the chase comes down to this
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(128)
 
(Beijing 2008)
 
 
 
Touch up the official 2008 Olympic mascots
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest (and most disturbing) Super Mario artwork you will see today
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(103)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Top 10 news stories you probably haven't heard
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(82)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do-gooders call for ban on smacking children. That kind of talk gets you a clip round the ear at my place
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(188)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Chicago residents welcome Macy's with open arms
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(65)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Surprising factoid: Dark Side of the Moon sells so well it has it's own CD pressing factory in Germany
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man held at gunpoint by three people while they prayed for his salvation. Session even included the little-seen rite of "holy warning shot into ceiling"
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(262)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The SS-NX-30 Bulava can evade all current anti-balistic missile systems. Not making enemies still the cheapest and easiest way to avoid being nuked
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(137)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese wheelchair comes with built-in toilet capable of cleaning, drying and deodorizing user's ass. Secondary market among gamers anticipated by maker
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Penelope Cruz says she was 'proud' of her fake butt in new movie. I didn't want to take my false ass off," she says. "There was an emotional attachment"
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(65)
 
(PhysOrg)
 
 
 
50 years ago this month the world's first commercial hard drive was built
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(102)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"No, it wasn't Pink Floyd. But for many in attendance, it was close enough." Roger Waters in concert
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(83)
 
(Local London)
 
 
 
London zoo auctions tiger dung. Drinkers advised to check their eBay bidding pages frequently
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
When offering reporters a ride to a hidden pot farm it may be a good idea not to smell like you lit a few doobies. Oh and you may want to do something about that assault rifle
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(91)
 
(WV Gazette)
 
 
 
Fark's resident Powerball winner and perennial loser, Jack Whittaker, is suing his business partners for depriving West Virginia of Pizzeria Uno
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(46)
 
(Some Parent)
 
 
 
First there was Telletubbies, and then Wiggles - Get a sneak peek into what will be driving American Parents insane in a year or two
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(76)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man celebrates his 50th birthday by jumping out of an airplane 640 times
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(32)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
China launches satellite containing 2,000 seeds into orbit to produce super fruit and vegetables from cosmic radiation
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(VOA)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cue up the explosion jokes - debris hits Atlantis during launch (LG to launch story)
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(117)
 
(Some Cubist)
 
 
 
The coolest cube farm accessories you will see all day, pity the poor battery farmed geeks
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(48)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hundreds of lionfish found off coast of Long Island, confusing marine biologists. Al Gore attempting to make "global warming" link. Captain Picard smiles, but has no comment
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(79)
 
(Some Hack)
 
 
 
Fear mongering, religious bigotry, and straw man arguments. GOP kicks off political attack ad season
source: progressforamerica.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(729)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man says he will keep his garden gnome in his yard despite police threats to arrest him because it is "offensive to his neighbours" (pic)
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two planes collide at LaGuardia while taxiing
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(61)
 
(Some Guy's Daughter)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's in the rear-view mirror of this paranoid dude
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(91)
 
(WWdN:iX)
 
 
 
Wil celebrates Star Trek's 40th birthday with a review of The Naked Now, one of TNGs Worst. Episodes. Ever
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(155)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best Portable computer EVAR
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(158)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
100 foot tall 9/11 memorial in New Jersey features 40 names of people who didn't die in the attacks
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(45)
 
(Saturday Gazette)
 
 
 
1915 time capsule found as old school is torn down
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
When targeting people in wheelchairs to rob make sure they are not on their way to the gun range
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Experts say New Yorkers need to be ready to evacuate. Ahh, the joys of fear mongering. Either that or it's preparation for the upcoming attack
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(55)
 
(Douglas Dispatch)
 
 
 
Lifesize Jesus statue confiscated from man's front yard by city
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese Jesus was a rice farmer
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(45)
 
(Some Man)
 
 
 
"We need to get rid of the whole idea of masculinity. It's time to abandon the claim that there are certain psychological or social traits that inherently come with being biologically male." So says this clueless pansy boy
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(220)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
The Rock donates $2 million to University of Miami. The Paper and The Scissors nowhere to be seen
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Eating live crabs can make you sick and impact your brain. The part of the brain that told these people "don't eat live crabs, dumbass" was already impacted
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The doll that loves you back." Tagline for the new Real Doll? No, this one's for Huggable Jesus™
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Windows Vista has built in security features preventing access to core OS. Litigation when you get a virus beginning in five.. four
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(113)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In response to a recent incident where 3 geniuses decided to dig up a dead woman for sex, a Wisconsin lawmaker wants to make necrophilia illegal. In other news, necrophilia still legal in WI
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(108)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Breast-enhancing padded bras for girls as young as six are being sold in Victorian shops
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(138)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Women do not like looking at ads with half naked women sexier than them
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(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Bunnies" are multiplying like rabbits on Vermont highways and nobody knows what the hell they are, or where they came from
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(76)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
List of TV Shows that lasted 1 episode. Submitter still trying to figure out why a show with a Cockney wideboy would be cancelled
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(75)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you put million dollar artwork on the roofrack of your car, it helps to tie them down
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Casino to man: "You won $259,000!" Man: "Hooray!" Casino: "Whoops, our bad. Suck it"
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saudi religious police ban dogs and cats, camels must now wear veils and those butterflies with the fake eyes on the back are now, technically, graven images
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(131)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Terminator apologizes to J Lo and Tony Montana for remarking on their loud fast talking, saying goodnight to bad guys
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Notoriously violent street gang wants more well-rounded members, starts sending them to college. In other news, guys buy playboy just to read the articles and Bill Clinton never had sex with "that woman."
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fat girls score lower on test scores, have to put out more if they want to hang with the cool kids
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(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Semi-unofficial Space Shuttle Atlantis launch thread
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(179)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner claims childrens charity fundraising event will tarnish Playboy's image
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fugitive caught. With a name like Bucky it's a good bet that he is going to be someone's biatch
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(56)
 
(Some Broad-caster)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid and his bike
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(42)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Ten reasons why "Ghostbusters II" was a much better movie than most people thought
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Fri September 08, 2006
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this creepy swing set
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(135)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft fights regulations in Europe that would delay the introduction of Vista, vows to delay introduction worldwide in equal amounts, bundle with Duke Nukem Forever
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(106)
 
(Jointblog)
 
 
 
Video of Howard Stern's 9/11 show will finally be aired -- the day America's shock jock helped New Yorkers and listeners across the country react and deal with its most shocking event
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(257)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Annapolis, Missouri school officials shocked to learn that they cannot hand out Bibles to fifth graders
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(301)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Tax dollars at work: Monterey County sends in firefighters, search and rescuers, public works department to close street and search for kitten in sewer
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(50)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Worlds largest "NO TRESPASSING" sign. It's expected to take the next three decades and as much as $1 billion to complete, but will last for 10,000 years
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(194)
 
(Energy Bulletin)
 
 
 
Remember that huge oil field that they found in the Gulf of Mexico? Evidently, those numbers were pulled out of Lee Raymond's large arse
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(85)
 
(Some Historian)
 
 
 
A brief history of the Apocalypse (1355 predictions gone wrong)
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(119)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "The Irwin video: Would you watch it?"
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(195)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders collared. And leashed. And made to walk canine-style. Here comes the lawsuit
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Once again, new evidence causes the scientific community to struggle with the definition of the word "planet," even though no one really cared in the first place
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(43)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Pics of cops taking popular musical performer 50 Cent away. And what's that car? (SFW)
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Study finds kids unwilling to try vegetables when offered as a free school snack. Findings also concluded kids hate homework and teenage boys want to have sex with their smokin' hot female teachers
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(AP)
 
 
 
Elephant in South Korea mimics human words. No, that's it... that's the whole story
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(wcsc)
 
 
 
A second robbery attempt by the Wando football players was foiled when the employees locked the door BEFORE they got into the store. Someone wando tell them they suck at crime?
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(MTV)
 
 
 
What are the cool kids wearing to school this year? Leggings, ankle boots and skinny jeans. Welcome back to the Eighties
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(302)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA to Red Cross: SUCK IT! Red Cross out $4.2 million. No more juice and cookies for you
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(76)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Creepy mug shot of the day brought to you by the Bluegrass State. Enjoy the goodness
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(138)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zod returns to Earth disguised as member of FBI's most wanted list
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bumbling shoplifter caught after stealing a pair of shoes in two different sizes, then going back to the store in the same clothes to steal a shoe in the proper size
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(10)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Incidentally, they named Blue Star after the 1987 movie Wall Street, in which Michael Douglas' Gordon Gekko buys Bluestar Airlines using inside information -- and his informant is sent to jail
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(Daily News)
 
 
 
We need a leader who will dance for what we believe. Tucker Carlson is just such a dancer
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(64)
 
(Austin Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Man, 75, beaten and robbed by two female dancers after being lured to their hotel room; heard mumbling about how prostitutes were so much better in the old days
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kansans discover mastadon fossil that was placed there by God to test their faith or something
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(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Politician calls for website detailing the spending of our tax dollars. Just one problem, bendoverandtakeituptheass.com is taken
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man tells police he didn't know it was illegal to take upskirt photos, and assumed it was okay because he had seen it done on his local TV newscast (pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man photoshops children's faces onto pictures of naked women, gets arrested for possession of child porn. Bonus: Article contains yet another photo of pedo with stupid name and funny-shaped head
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis' Juvenile Detention Center hires man to help restore order to the facility after months of being rocked by scandals. Turns out the goon received his master's degree from an online diploma mill based in Israel and Romania
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee concludes Saddam Hussein had no relationship with Al-Qaeda. Suck it libs
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(710)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latvians knitting traditional folk gifts for attendees at major NATO summit there told ix-nay on the wastikas-say
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(47)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil warns Russia to honor contract (or else we'll tell Bush to invade you too)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this movie showing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A man on trial for threatening a judge, threatens the current judge. Didn't see that coming
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you crash your bus, please put some clothes on and discard your penis pump before the cops arrive
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man holding hypodermic needle and with belt tightened around arm found across the street from Wrigley Field, as dead as Cub's season
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(66)
 
(Sammy Hagar)
 
 
 
Instrumental song blamed for speeding tickets. Personal responsibility is dead
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(223)
 
(Some Mountain Folk)
 
 
 
"Employees and volunteers scrambled to clean up... a thrift store after a Monday-night burglary while investigators combed the scene for evidence." I think you may have some suspects already
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(Lawrence Journal-Times)
 
 
 
Lawrence Journal-World gives an honorable mention to Fark after we link their story about a baby being charged full price to get into a football game
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(31)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
It is okay to blow up prairie dogs in Colorado
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(161)
 
(Some Brit)
 
 
 
Oil falls below $66 per barrel on news that ABC may drop "The Path to 9/11"
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(128)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bikini competition contestant, who claims to represent Pakistan, says she wants to project the nation as a "modern" one. Plans to introduce country to concept of "moving pictures" and "horseless carriages"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Turns out Karl Rove didn't perform that exorcism of Hillary Clinton's office after all
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(98)
 
(Autoexpress)
 
 
 
BMW tests hydrogen-powered 7-Series. No, not "hydrogen fuel cell" -- hydrogen gas
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
New underwater dome to give park visitors a closer look at aquatic life... two feet down... in a man-made pond
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(38)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
West Point cadets gone wild on MySpace videos. Watch a naked cadet and others being attacked in a Port-o-Potty
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(64)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGeneres picked to host Oscars. Celebrates by eating at the Y
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(124)
 
(Times Leader)
 
 
 
Ric Romero wannabe discovers college radio. "And, perhaps college radio is a place where bands occasionally launch into stardom, a la U2, REM and the B-52s"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish politicians criticized for hiring a "trampolining development officer" to teach kids the dangers of bouncing off one
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FAA institutes no nap policy for air traffic controllers... so we have that going for us
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(64)
 
(airliners.net)
 
 
 
US Airways is the proud owner of the ugliest 737 in the sky. (With scary pic)
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(188)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nothing like a baseball-sized meteorite crashing through the windshield of your RV to ruin your vacation. It's like the whole damn universe has it in for you
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man takes trouser snake joke too far. Waves it around and then goes after it with scissors
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Evil Fred Phelps hates Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
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(455)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
BYU places "9/11 truth" professor on paid leave
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(173)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Eliot Spitzer, Democratic NY state attorney general, serves alcohol to minors. Party at Eliot's
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you have children but don't get married, you're five times more likely to split with your partner, commit crimes, turn kids to drugs. This PSA brought to you by a non religiously motivated political party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Next time you kill a snake in a Nepalese school, do a little research on Hinduism first
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Massive killer bird on the loose in England, and authorities warn that if it can't slash your throat, it will tear out your eyes. Sleep tight (pic)
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook backs off plan to make all user changes public, letting attention whores everywhere get back to some false sense of privacy
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(55)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
George Ryan asks to serve his sentence at the same minimum security prison as a key prosecution witness. Advised to "kick somebody's ass" or "become someone's biatch." Submitter thinks he's going for option No. 1
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That YouTube sensation lonelygirl15 everyone loves so much? Yeah, turns out she's an "art project" by a group of filmmakers
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(181)
 
(Fark)
 
VideoEdit
 
VideoEdit an episode of "The Joy of Painting" gone wrong. (Due today)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Aftenposten -- responsible for providing Fark with news of drunk moose, vanishing luggage and pirate trawlers boarded -- named "Newspaper of the Year" in Norway
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British animal species migrating further northward, indicating global warming EVERYBUTTERFLY PANIC
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds most U.S. workplace diversity training programs fail. Like you hadn't figured this out for yourself if you'd ever sat through one
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(170)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man has family tree tattooed on his back. Difficulty: He has 20 kids and had to leave room in case his wife had any more
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(46)
 
(Birmingham News)
 
 
 
Fall is in the air and that means football. And while watching the game, who can resist a hot dog, a cold beer, a nice rat... wait... what?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
McDonald's wins five-year legal battle against tiny Malaysian eatery called "McCurry." Persuades judge that passersby might confuse spicy fish-head curries and tandoori chicken with Big Macs
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(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Bank robber wearing wig and in possession of Drew's man-purse robs bank in Punta Gorda
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(15)
 
(Payvand)
 
 
 
Iran builds exact copy of 1960s-era Northrop Grumman F-5 fighter jet
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(246)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We've suspected it the whole time, and now we're closer to verifying it: Teens are incapable of consideration
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(65)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago holds mass evacuation drill, finds out high heels impractical for descending 47 flights of stairs
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(28)
 
(LV City Life)
 
 
 
Las Vegas' genuine, bona fide, electrifide, six-car Monorail: Better spin than service
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(84)
 
(IHT)
 
 
 
Suicide bomber driving car filled with high explosives accidentally hits the button too early, misses everyone. Mission accomplished
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(59)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
You can't beat actual headlines: "Slutty schoolgirls and self-circumcisions: All in a day's work for a urologist"
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(98)
 
(New Orleans Times-Picayune)
 
 
 
Why was a NOLA radio guy arrested for the shooting death of his estranged wife? Because he left a "to-do" list for the hit in his FEMA trailer, including getting a fake moustache and beard and throwing the gun away afterwards
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(33)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago accounting firm participating in attempt to set Guinness' world record for "most people pole dancing simultaneously." Reportedly selected accounting office due to massive amounts of $1.00 bills
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mafia godfather arrested in London where he was running a shoe shop
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(18)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
OpperaaAAAAAA SIIINNGGGggerrrrrr... DIIIIIIIIIIES in her fiiaAaAaAaAaAancé's aarrrrrrr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rms
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Adding insult to injury: Man found guilty of criminal damage after blood spilt from his slashed wrists ruined a carpet
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Legal expert says Prince Charles might not have married his horse after all
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fans of Argentina's favourite soccer team can buy graves in part of cemetery reserved for them. It's just past the plot for Toronto Maple Leafs' Stanley Cup hopes, then go wide right after the Buffalo Bills' plot
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(37)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Giant spider attacking the space shuttle, delaying the regularly scheduled explosion
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Racing legend Peter Brock dead
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(115)
 
(DontWalk-Run.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Holland Tunnel ventilation shaft
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(64)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tired of all the anti-smoking propaganda? Too bad, because it's about to show up in your living room
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(335)
 
(gothamist.com)
 
 
 
To keep the Freedom Tower from being lonely, WTC designers unveil three other buildings which won't get started anytime soon. (With pics)
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(130)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Parents unhappy with high school class taught by transsexual. Transsexual unhappy with high school students raised by asshats
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(1183)
 
(The Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
When taking your car in for repairs, remember to remove your stash of crack from beneath the dashboard
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(31)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Death Row killer who attempted suicide now pissing and moaning that the doctors gave him a bellyache from pumping his stomach. Tiny violins everywhere begin to vibrate
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(75)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If your idea of a great family vacation is sitting blindfolded and bound in a cave while Marxist rebels scream that they're going to kill you if their ransom demands aren't met, boy, does Columbia have a tourism package for you
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this squawking bird
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(63)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
BusinessWeek has found the solution to all of our energy problems -- just drill deeper and keep using oil
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
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(160)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
California redwood identified as world's tallest living thing, dropping Manute Bol into second place
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(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Michigan residents use ample free time exploring fun new ways to burn down their houses. This guy did it while roasting a bear
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(35)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Missing soldier staged own elaborate disappearance to avoid Iraq duty, says sheriff. In other news, military on lookout for missing EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle
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(398)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Criminals don't kill people, bullet-proof vests kill people
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Thu September 07, 2006
(St Paul Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Buh bye now? Umm, nope. World's oldest flight attendant still flying at 82
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(28)
 
(Norml)
 
 
 
Ninety-eight percent of "marijuana" the DEA eradicates is actually ditchweed, aka hemp with no THC. Your tax dollars at work
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Edinburgh University is displaying extreme intolerance for Christianity by planning to ban Bibles from its student residence halls
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(139)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon asks, "How bad does it suck to be a 30-year-old female virgin?"
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(344)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cartoonist arrested in Japan, details are sketchy
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(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently, strippers have no place in science
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(74)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lapping up the lesbian market has been a tough hole for businesses to fill
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(68)
 
(The News Star)
 
 
 
Women goes to the pound to adopt a dog, is not happy to learn she has to pay adoption fees. And by not happy, I mean she punches a cop in the face, kicks a deputy in the ribs, and after being tasered, pulls out the prongs and grabs another deputy
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(79)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Bill to allow illegal immigrants the right to apply and receive student loans reaches final hurdle
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(401)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
As long as there are morons using Wal-Mart washrooms and unsure of how to safely handle the Glocks they're carrying while they're in there, Fark will never run short of material
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(84)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
In latest boost for organic meat, workers at poultry farm admit playing baseball with live turkeys
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(81)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Largest known croc in the world comes out to sun himself because he can now
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(87)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Feds' report gives detailed blow-by-disgusting-blow account of worst porn flicks ever. The Smoking Gun is there
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(193)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
The best tequila at The Pink Taco costs $200 a shot. Read more about the rich and stupid in Snottsdale/Phoenix
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch's Bud.TV won't block underage viewers, will instead rely on the honor system -- because we all know how honest teenagers are
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(49)
 
(WFIE)
 
 
 
Illinois firefighter jailed for refusing to pay ticket for not wearing seatbelt, arguing to a judge that "he's had to cut too many people out of them." Because seatbelts are the leading cause of death in car crashes
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(159)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Congress votes "neigh" on horse slaughter
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(120)
 
(Earthfiles.com)
 
 
 
Crop circles show up in a soybean field in Illinois. It's like they're not even trying anymore. With pic lameness
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda in Iraq selects a new No. 2. Apparently, it's Luis from "Sesame Street"
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(304)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwanese model pokes fun of Chinese toilet etiquette, causing a big stink among mainlanders who think she's full of crap. I smell a poop thread
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Penthouse just signed a deal to make its content available on mobile phones. Submitter would tell us more, but a bus full of horny cheerleaders just broke down in front of his office and he had to go see if they needed help
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(29)
 
(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
American Airlines wants to cut costs by "simplifying" maintenance. Passengers can help by watching for falling parts
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old coffee grinder
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the $10,000 tip for the Applebee's waitress? That hearty guffaw you hear is coming from the government as it pockets $3,700 of said tip
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(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
Man's credit report states he is the son of Saddam Hussein, costing him a home loan
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Louisiana man tries to beat high gas prices by drilling for oil with a derrick in his front yard; wants everyone else to do the same to tap into "marginal reserves"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
University of Kansas football charges infants full-price admission. Discounts for zygotes if you pass the pee-stick test
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Maurice Clarett indicted on new charges. Who doesn't like watching this trainwreck?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SEC now pretty much investigating every company in America for options fraud
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
If you're the maintenance guy at an old age home, and you let yourself in to old folks' apartments so you can chug down their pills, make sure none of them have put in a video camera. With mug shot hilarity
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Polling company for Bush campaign instructed employees to "talk to cats and dogs" while conducting surveys. In other news, Bush apparently wants steak now
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman, 103, gets out of jury duty by arguing it would interrupt her nap time. This woman has obviously never served on a jury
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Burglar steals Browns tickets, will serve his punishment Sunday at the game
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: The dress Melissa Lima wore that caused her to get cropped out of ESPN.com due to enormous boobies (with pics)
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(RawStory.com)
 
 
 
Tape show Osama bin Laden meeting with 9/11 planners. Evil Bert cameo edited out, unfortunately
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(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Free beer via SMS text messages -- a great concept made way too complicated
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(WSMVdotCOM)
 
 
 
This small-town hardware store has friendly advice and supplies to tackle many DIY tasks, such as building a deck, painting a room or setting up a meth lab
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sightless teen masters echolocation. Not just blind as a bat, he is a bat
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(AP)
 
 
 
Once a dirty hippie, always a dirty hippie. Drug use up among Baby Boomers for third consecutive year
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Dumpster diving salad seekers sentence tossed
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Cemetary worker finds culprit behind rash of stolen American flags: A squirrel was using them to make its nest. Why do squirrels hate America?
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(Post & Courier)
 
 
 
High school football teams' perfect season in jeopardy as seven team members are arrested for pulling two armed heists and one grand theft auto
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
I don't know about you guys, but I tend to get nervous when the Russians say there is no danger posed from a fire aboard one of their nuclear submarines
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Gingrich says U.S. should get tough on Iran like a husband gets tough on his cancer-stricken wife
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Fourteen-hour traffic jam in Hawaii forces motorists to sleep in cars
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
North Korea's Kim Jong Il can no longer walk normally. No word on whether squirrel-sized testicles to blame. Kim says, "I may walk funny, but my missile(')s fine"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Tony Blair to step down in May to pursue life of fetching slippers, newspaper for George Bush
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit teens "accidentally" mace passing family. See, this is what happens when the kids don't have school
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Parents requesting Ritalin prescriptions solely to help their kids get better grades. Asinine tag trumps any humor to be found here
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Having not been laughed at enough for banning foie gras, Chicago still trying to compromise on banning trans-fats from restaurants
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Judge rules that cops checking out your genitals is a constitutionally unreasonable search
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Much of the discussion at the opening session focused on how adequate toilets can improve a country's quality of life and even help integrate countries into the globalizing world"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pile of trash
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Three words: Lesbian wedding punch-up
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman, 79, attempts to rob bank with toy gun. Jailarity ensues
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
When did Jamie Fox, Kumar from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, and some other bearded guy build a robot?
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(Some French Knight)
 
 
 
Hormel proves it has a sense of humor, albeit a poor one: "Stinky French Garlic" spam. Oh god, make 'em stop, I can't stop laughing, oh, my side
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(56)
 
(WTOP News)
 
 
 
Capital beltway closed for hours during morning rush due to couple sleeping off jag in stolen car; police apparently unable to break car window or otherwise end the dangerous situation in anything resembling timely fashion
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(The Local)
 
 
 
So you're an obsessive sock and shoe thief -- who do you target? Why, women in wheelchairs, of course
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(The Register)
 
 
 
P3dO Explorer software now available -- although it doesn't do what you think it does
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(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Thirty stoner hippies from Berkeley get more than they bargained for when eating a batch of marijuana cookies. Eric Cartman wanted for questioning
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
He's a good kid," his sister said. "He just has a problem with stealing cars"
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(Aero News)
 
 
 
Skywest pilot arrested for trying to fly a planeload of passengers while drunk off his ass
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There is more to frat life than beer, togas and parties
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Police believe that language barriers are the reason that a simple cigarette request turned into a wild gas-station gunfight
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: You get arrested for stealing $7M from your company for your gambling. Good: Your wife comes to bail you out. Fark: So does your girlfiend
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Is that your lower intestine ringing, or did you have Mexican for dinner?" "Nope, phone"
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(The Age)
 
 
 
For first time, more people Googling businesses than porn sites. Probably because we've already found all the good ones on Foobies
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(London Times)
 
 
 
When we have too much to drink, it gives us a false sense of security and we no longer act sensibly. Like sitting down in front of a speeding train to put your shoe on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Price of oil falls to five-month low on news of Paris Hilton's DUI arrest
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man purchases plane ticket simply to go to the airport and utilize the screener's X-ray machine to verify the contents of antiques. Didn't get on the flight
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ah September... when the weather turns cooler, the leaves start changing, the polar bears at Chicago's Brookfield Zoo start turning minty green
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Hezbollah's propaganda machine moves into high gear as signs saying "Made in USA" start appearing on rubble sites in Lebanon
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Vermont town board votes to take no action on teenagers hanging around town in the nude. ''Winter is coming. If spring comes, and we still have a problem, we'll take another look at it.'' Shrinkagearity to ensue
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Critics have issues with Couric's newcast. Cause she's a woman? No. Cause of the whole airbrushing thing? No. Because she wears white after Labor Day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tired of only raking consumers over the coals, HP uses proceeds from $8000-per-gallon printer ink to engage in corporate espionage of its own board members. Oil execs recoil in disgust
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Hey honey, I'm chatting with Kareem Abdul... wait, he wants to do WHAT with our kids?
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Video
 
WWE introduces new tag team "Cryme Tyme," featuring a pair of black guys robbing stores. Who could POSSIBLY object to this? (With video goodness)
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Fox Sports says that it will provide Panther's fan with real truck after a practical joke that gave him a toy was considered a bit assholish (with crazy superfan pic)
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(WTVF)
 
 
 
Everyone can sleep tonight: Stingrays at restaurant in mall not dangerous either. Wait.. they have live stingrays at a restaurant? Welcome to Tennessee
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(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Man finds 35 boxes of Mac and Cheese in a dumpster, trades for bike on Craigslist. Yes folks, it is a slow news day in Minnesota
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British mail service able to deliver postcard from man's six-year-old grandson addressed simply "The Washing Machine Man, Ixworth" to the right guy, and in record time
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Student at Prairie State College has been college senior for 24 years. Never mind that he's 94 years old
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(Exmouth Journal)
 
 
 
Fishing crew rather surprised to haul in 550-pound bomb
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thief steals $100,000 in singles from safe attached to Las Vegas billboard as a promotional stunt. Police are checking local strip clubs for the man described as having "balls the size of Pluto"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Ok, I admit it. It was me who bounced those checks worth $217 million. Sorry
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton charged with DUI. Not the first time she's blown over the limit
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(WRAL-TV)
 
 
 
"Clay Aiken has been appointed to serve on the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities." Obvious tags giggles uncontrollably
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
A look at how modern movie monster Halloween costumes stack up to the real thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these subway seats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Worst ways to get fired? Try these for starters, and add your own in the comments
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(Some Elephant's Baby Daddy)
 
 
 
Now's your chance: Name the new baby elephant at the Indianapolis Zoo -- post your suggestions here. Voting enabled
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(133)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
A step by step guide for taking naked pics of your girlfriend
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's "Silliest name for a paedophile with a head shaped like a football" is... Gudni Snaebjornsson! (With genius pic)
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(Courant.com)
 
 
 
When a cops asks you to stop speeding in a school zone, it's best not roll the window up on his arm and speed off dragging him while your 7 and 13 year old kids watch from the back seat
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
"A survey of more than 4,000 Chinese professionals suggests provocative dress is regarded as the major cause of sexual harassment in the office"
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(Its a panda!)
 
 
 
Giant panda at Atlanta Zoo gives birth to ugly ass baby panda. With kinda cute but kinda alienish looking pics with blog & timeline goodness
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(ksby.com)
 
 
 
Police discover naked 69-year-old man, covered in olive oil and oats, laying in stable while letting horses lick him. Investigators surmise he should have bought the horses dinner first
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Armed men burst into Mexican bar, toss five human heads on dance floor, then get blown away by Antonio Banderas. Just another typical night at the Titty Twister
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(Spicoli)
 
 
 
Dear Cops- Thank you for harvesting our pot plants for us, and leaving them in bundles for us to conveniently take away. That was nice. - The Bad Guys
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(farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 70: "religion & spirituality"
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(314)
 
(Some Wiki)
 
 
 
Romanians say the darnedest things
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
US releases updated tort...errr... interrogation manual for staff. Chinese guy from Lethal Weapon no longer offerring lectures to personnel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest paper cutouts you will see today
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Wed September 06, 2006
(London Times)
 
 
 
New dementia study finds duck. Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute"
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(wsbtv.com)
 
 
 
Two future pillars of society...two teenage brothers in jail for hog tying, setting on fire, then finally cooking in oven until death a 5 month old puppy. Your dog wants revenge
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Trio of dumbasses decide to try and mug a kick-boxing and karate champion for his cell phone. Hospitalarity ensues
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The art of sneaking around movie theaters
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(88)
 
(Some Chicken)
 
 
 
Not news: Husband and wife get into argument. News: Wife shoots husband. Fark: The chicken died at the scene
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(68)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man not accepted to USC, so he did what anyone would do to change their minds: Hack their computer system, tell the press and blog about it
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(70)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions assistant coach found driving drunk and naked. Lions said to be in talks with said coach for the quarterback job, as it is the most successful drive a Lion has made in 10 years
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(82)
 
(Some Trekkie)
 
 
 
Help Paramount enhance "Star Trek" -- photoshop some improvements you'd like to see in the series
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(154)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Light-emitting shirts for the attention whore in all of us
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your husband has gambling debts, do you: 1) Try to help him? 2) Divorce him? 3) Have him killed, barbequed and fed to tigers? The fact that you're reading this on Fark should tell you that in Thailand, they do things their way
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(45)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Police hope to expose serial flasher"
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(27)
 
(900chml.com)
 
 
 
Diving out the front window to escape the cops only works in the movies. IRL, it makes you look like a stupid jackass
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(28)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia air show drops A-10 Warthogs from show on fears the pilots may strafe the crowd
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in: Stingrays are not a problem in Delaware
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scots baffled by sign on building site reading, "Ymddirheurwn am unrhyw anghyfleustra a achosir yn ystod gwaith adnewyddu" especially as some of them hadn't started drinking yet
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British scientists fuming after premier science festival includes man demostrating telepathy and another claiming proof of life after death
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(62)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Witch doctors in Zimbabwe given permission to grant people sick days that employers have to accept. Too bad nobody in Zim has a job any more, or this would mean something
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(37)
 
(KLBJ)
 
 
 
Accused MySpace rapist's attorney claims constitutional procreation rights, regardless of victim's age. Austin Farkers seen lining up to kick lawyer's planet-sized balls
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(173)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oregon man returns to woman's house to apologize for raping her back in March. Jailarity ensues
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(82)
 
(...boiling pits of SEWAGE!)
 
 
 
AudioEdit this hilarious preacher dude into a most excellent dance mix
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(16)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Police said Gaetan Roy had just lost his job, so he came up with a plan: Rob a bank, hang around, then get taken to jail to be 'supported.'" Well, it kinda worked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students protest as Facebook.com upgrades to StalkerNet 2.0, then resume looking for nude pictures of the hot girl at last night's party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy wins £10,000 unjustified dismissal award after being fired for taking time off to mourn his dog, which wanted a wake
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(55)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
CDC releases their annual September "We'll have plenty of flu shots available this year" report. Begins work on draft of annual November "We will have a shortage of flu shots this year because... " report
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(27)
 
(Some Flor-idiot)
 
 
 
Farker's local TV news affiliate's online poll: "Do you have confidence in Palm Beach County's voting system?" Results at 11:00 p.m. EST. Please vote accordingly
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Former Illinois Governor gets 6.5 years in PMITA prison for racketeering. Will hopefully die there. In a fire
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(116)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lone survivor of Lexington plane crash's first words were "Why did God do this to me?" Thus disappointing those who picked "What the hell was THAT?" in the pool
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(147)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
GM to entice new customers by proving that substandard cars sold at heavy discounts might actually last more than three years
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(119)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News reporter gets beaten by real estate scammer (w/ video goodness)
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(269)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Uncontrollable six-year-old removed from flight -- hopefully, precedent will extend to restaurants
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(441)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nepalese midget denied world record by Guinness for shortest man. If only this story had a pirate or goat involved
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another sign the apocalypse is near: The Gwen Stefani fashion dolls
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(106)
 
(The Onion)
 
Video
 
The horror of nuclear war as filtered through the horror of 80s music videos, including Europe's "The Final Countdown"
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(178)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If you're going to take advantage of Houston's new "no-chase" policy, make sure that: 1) The policy is still in effect, and 2) you're actually running from Houston PD
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(71)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Speeding driver blames Canada for lack of Goats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dan Rather donates $2 million to alma mater, Sam Houston State University, leading administrators to question authenticity of two-million-dollar bill
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(99)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Cards
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(87)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman doesn't tell authorities her father died on Amtrack because she wanted to avoid the cost of shipping his body home
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(66)
 
(some cmp_3)
 
 
 
REMINDER: Today is the last day to book your room for the Boston Fark Party at the group rate. LGT reservation page
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(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Man confesses to 19 year old murder at Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Kudos to him for a thorough step 8. Step 9: 10 years to life
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(124)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Taser victim had taken a lot of cocaine, says pathologist. It's a helluva drug
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If you're a police chief in the Bible Belt, and your wife is a porno queen, some townspeople would like to have a word with you
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