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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Russian man sets fire to himself for no good reason
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(49)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apartment residents discover there isn't a Brita filter in the world that can get the taste of dead guy out of your tapwater
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two guys are raising money for the New Orleans libraries by letting you vote if they can drink in 2007 or not. I'll drink to that
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(26)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
Budgeting for a new home, and planning for possible disability (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How summer rock festivals became nothing more than one giant branded beer tent
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey, look at me! I am wearing over one hundred t-shirts"
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(80)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian military reduces the number of security checks it does on new recruits to enlist them more quickly. I don't think you've thought your cunning plan through
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(32)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Matt Stone says Marines guarding Saddam Hussein in Iraq "repeatedly" made him watch South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, in which Hussein has a starring role
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(129)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Europe's economy is growing faster and creating more jobs than the U.S. economy
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(222)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New England hit with bizarre series of thefts in which thieves steal only weather vanes
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 100 greatest Britons of all time
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(173)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Four separate blasts on Turkey's beaches injure 22 people, including 10 Britons
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Advice for dads with empty nests. "Man up, nancy boy" surprisingly not on list
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(64)
 
(24 > Grey's Anatomy)
 
 
 
58th annual Emmy Awards discussion thread
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(752)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Farmer's Almanac forecasts this coming winter to go beyond 'cold' and enter 'well-digger's ass' territory in U.S. Bundle up
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(86)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Retailers start putting cigarette packs upside down so customers can't see the health warnings. What could possibly go wrong?
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(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Mexico school shut down due to student bringing burrito to school. Principal is apparently unaware that burritos cannot cause explosions until after they are eaten
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(61)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Catholic Church removes all fun from dying
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(98)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Ph.D. candidate wins coveted Chancellor's Prize for Excellence for exhaustive thesis on "Star Trek." Expected to have no problem landing job with Starfleet Academy
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just because we needed a little Ric Romero today. "Extended warranties often not worth cost" Ahh, feel better?
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(71)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Israeli soldier, a die-hard KISS fan, who was paralyzed from the chest down while fighting, received a message from Gene Simmons: "From the bottom of my heart, you are my hero and I wish I could be there with you."
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(165)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Average toilet seat: 17,400 germs. Average car steering wheel: 41,600 germs. Uh honey, where's the disinfectant?
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hezbollah chief Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah said if he knew kidnapping the 2 Israeli soldiers would have led to a major war, he would not have done it. What is Arabic for, "My bad"?
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(198)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds that kids fantasize less when being taught by a same sex teacher
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Drawing a blank
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(93)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
How to handle young children on upcoming 9/11 anniversary. #1) Turn on Nickelodeon
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you happen to own a 90lb snake, it would be best to keep it off the pages of MY SPACE
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(99)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Government says New Orleans is totally ready for another hurricane, doesn't care what that other thread says
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(42)
 
(journal-news.net)
 
 
 
When your father gives you the choice between giving up your Myspace password or getting your ears and legs stapled, give up the password
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
A little editing can even make a movie like Super Troopers really, really gay (Not safe for work language)
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(71)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
When robbing a bank, don't forget to bring a bag
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(26)
 
(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Prison guards: Females 66% hornier than males; inmates being "abused"
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(58)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man leads police on high-speed chase; explains to police he was going to pull over but wanted to finish his cocaine and beer
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(29)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Ebay prohibits the sale of textbooks designed for homeschoolers, claims it falls under the category of "illegal, dangerous, offensive, or potentially infringing"
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(215)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Man doesn't show up for jail as he is in detox after police find him with an incredible .46 BAC. "You're like, beyond the 'I-have-a-drinking-problem' stage" judge notes
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(67)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Uh oh. Guess who gave Iran a nuclear reactor and enriched uranium? Hint -- the same country gave Iraq chem weapons
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(279)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Most people filing for unemployment have to meet a variety of strict criteria to get benefits. In NY, that includes proving you're not dead
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(12)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Farm owner says plane used the wrong runway
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(183)
 
(ABQ Trib)
 
 
 
When are red light cameras considered to be a bad thing? When they catch cops and city buses, of course
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(69)
 
(Deutsche Welle)
 
 
 
City slows traffic on road by building play ground in median and removing traffic signs. What could possibly go wrong?
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(19)
 
(Some glove)
 
 
 
OJ takes a stab at the JonBenet situation, thinks media's being cutthroat in their slashing of Karr's credibility, says it's a bloody shame
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(61)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Principal suspends 128 students for inappropriate dress on first day of classes. What we have here is failure to communicate
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(411)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two musicians at Dutch funeral upstage the corpse
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(22)
 
(wthr.com)
 
 
 
Indianapolis residents freak out about horrible electrical smell while downtown streetlights flash off and on. With very high-tech graphic of flashing streetlights to demonstrate the ruckus
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(80)
 
(Sunday Mirror)
 
 
 
If you're trying to keep your sex change a secret from your wife, at least lock the bathroom door when you play with your breasts
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(60)
 
(Some Hurricane Guy)
 
 
 
Let's all congratulate Ernesto on his recent promotion to hurricane
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(125)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
High school senior convinces Miss Universe to go to his prom dance. Says he's really looking forward to the talent portion of the night
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Captain, we need to divert this plane because of smoke in the cabin." "Smoke? What is it?" "It's a byproduct of toast burning, but that's not important right now"
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best Buy Recommends Cybershiat
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(85)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Katrina's destruction was actually far worse than TV could possibly tell us
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(76)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Austrian kidnap victim sobs uncontrollably after hearing her "master" killed himself; refuses to meet with parents. Misses basement dungeon terribly
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(84)
 
(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
You know things are out of hand when the King of Saudi Arabia complains about the "unjustified rise in prices" for gas
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(40)
 
(Some Whole Foods)
 
 
 
Theme: "Organic" products gone too far
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Proving that it's never too early to panic, high-rise buildings in Queensland now being outfitted with lifeboats
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(11)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
It's 106 miles to Grand Forks, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses
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(81)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FBI labels environmentalist as possible terrorist after he suggested removing nearby dam during public discussion on ways to improve migratory fish routes
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(140)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli airstrike hits car belonging to Reuters, destroys laptop with Photoshop installed
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(153)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
National Geographic reporter arrested for espionage in Africa. Locals fed up with him taking pictures of their boobies
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(22)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Fox journalists released in Gaza after converting to Islam. Promptly added to no-fly lists everywhere
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(243)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Christian zealots destroy ancient Arctic petroglyphs
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(136)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Delta flight 5191 crashes outside of Lexington's Blue Grass Airport. Officials say there are 'multiple fatalities'
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(361)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran continues to do whatever they want
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(150)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
UCLA neurobiologist gives up his research, sends message to animal rights terrorists: "You win. Please don't bother my family anymore"
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(285)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Philippines to try to break world tree-planting record. In other news, the Philippines has hippies
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(26)
 
(Some Really Bored Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a song, rap, newscast or commercial that must end with the word "spleen"
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these colliding baseball players
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(47)
 
(Soo Today)
 
 
 
Hempfest organizers ban the media because they don't want to be portrayed as drug addicts and dealers. Wait, did I just read that right?
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Real-estate crash means more buyers choosing 700-sq.-ft. "microhouses" instead of McMansions
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(132)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Prisoner sues because he fell out of bunk bed. Coddling ensues
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(26)
 
(LuxuryLaunches)
 
 
 
The top 10 most expensive perfumes in the world
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(51)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
"Caucasians known to speak with an Irish accent," are operating a driveway paving scam
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(83)
 
(WOOD)
 
 
 
Best slow new day headline ever: "Canoe flips, canoeists OK"
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(36)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Fat is a class issue. Rich, educated people are not fat; you see almost no children in private schools who are overweight. Fatness and obesity are directly related to lower education and lower incomes
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(192)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Boeing develops "greenest aircraft ever" - hydrogen-powered jet that emits no CO2 and is completely silent. But it will take you three weeks to go from New York to Los Angeles at its top cruising speed of 70mph
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's now illegal to wear T-shirts with Arabic words on them in an airport
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(625)
 
(BrandWeek)
 
 
 
A Government Accountability Office probe of the White House's anti-drug media campaign has found that the $1 billion-plus spent on the effort so far has not been effective in reducing teen drug use
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In today's "Well, it's a bit farking late now" file: Engineers worried about whether New Orleans levees can withstand another storm surge
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(20)
 
(Global Research)
 
 
 
Army and Marine Corp authorize "involuntary conscription". EVERYBODY PANIC. No, for reals
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(210)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UN broadcasts Israeli positions during war with Hezbollah. I ain't talking about missionary either
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(43)
 
(Bink.nu)
 
 
 
Microsoft: Unlock work internet or risk losing staff
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(86)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Children in Massachusetts are getting lost inside a Julia Child corn maze. (with pic)
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman prays to Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper declares watching too much TV will kill you, promptly engulfs entertainment center. Ever had such chilling revelations from your deity of choice?
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(44)
 


Sat August 26, 2006
(about.com)
 
 
 
Most interesting and weirdest physical theories
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(71)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
'Attachment Parenting' advocate discusses co-sleeping, home-educating, breast-feeding until kids are 5 years old, freaking submitter the hell out
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(111)
 
(News-Press.com)
 
 
 
Pug adopts ugly ass husky puppies (with pic)
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(55)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana politicians think that early next year the US military will be conducting the "largest conventional explosion ever" which could cause irreparable damage to the underground cave systems lining southern Indiana
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(66)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half-million garbage cans in Britain have been secretly fitted with RFID tags to monitor residents' garbage habits. The tinfoil hat brigade predicted this
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(35)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Engineers in egypt move 3,200 year-old statue of Ramses to save it from environmental hazards. 1.5 kilometers away
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(28)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Not news - Cat in tree. News - Firefighters called to get the cat out. Fark - A gun was involved
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(27)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
West Bank boy band hits it big with a tribute to Hezbollah cheif. Hi NSA
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(45)
 
(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Army makes soldiers get comfortable carrying weapons." In other news, the Air Force plans to ensure pilots are comfortable in airplanes and the Navy hopes to make sailors comfortable around water
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(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
There are still 26 dry counties in Alabama
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(87)
 
(Rubber Buddha)
 
 
 
The coolest pile of discarded tires you're likely to see today (nsfw ads)
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(51)
 
(Some OC)
 
 
 
The cautionary tale of a janitor, his dildo, a rope and two Samoans. You can't make this stuff up
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Booze Booze" the Stormtroopers cried, as they came knocking on the door...Dragon*Con is next weekend, who's in?
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student sues school after gym class game of "Capture the Cone" gets out of hand
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(66)
 
(Mmmm...cabbage)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slice of red cabbage
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(95)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Wreckless driving is a victimless crime
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crazy in-law took an axe, And gave her boy friends motorcycle forty whacks. And when the cop saw what he had done, Its off to PMIA till forty-one
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(30)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Math Teacher arrested in drug raid. Student quoted as saying, "But he was really good with the metric system."
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(28)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Teen passing counterfeit bills at State Fair caught when he uses bogus money to pay for his own mugshot in a photo booth - Last seen with his brain in his hands playing with it
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sunday's scheduled explosion of the space shuttle Atlantis delayed 24 hours after lightning strikes the launch pad
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finn takes gold at mobile phone throwing contest
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(30)
 
(Some SG-1 Fan)
 
 
 
SG-1 No more.... Nerds of the world unite
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(223)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise voted world's most sexist celebrity; Nigel Tufnel still wondering what's wrong with being sexy
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(96)
 
(Some Activist Judge)
 
 
 
Liberal activist judges allow families of contractors killed in Iraq to sue Blackwater Security
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(202)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Gurkha: the newest in bad ass SUV that makes the Hummer seem like a hand job
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(146)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Since gas prices didn't skyrocket because of BP's line shutdown, Shell decides to try by shutting down L.A. refinery for "unplanned repairs"
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(62)
 
(Some Nut)
 
 
 
Nut roaster causes fire. Mr. Peanut unavailable for comment
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(23)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rise of the damn dirty apes has begun
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yet another person claiming that the government was unprepared for a disaster the magnitude of Katrina. The person making the comments just happens to be President Bush himself
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(97)
 
(Ephesians 6:10-18)
 
 
 
Armor of God Pajamas may not protect children from mockery of Biblical proportions
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(110)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you recently ate a delicious pizza at a Pizza Hut in Fort Wayne, Indiana, there might be a chance your pizza was prepared by an employee with Hepatitis A. Health department offering free clinic for customers to be tested
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Within 24 hours of Pluto being demoted, Internet gets flooded with all kinds of "Pluto Is A Planet" crap for sale
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger uses oxygen mask in bid to maintain stamina, in other news, Holy Batshiat Fatman, Mick Jagger is still alive?
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(65)
 
(Kodiak Daily Mirror)
 
 
 
Burglar returns stolen urn, apparently tired of carrying around the dead weight
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(15)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadians university launches campaign to attract students thinking of going south for school with photos of George Bush under the caption, "Graduating from an Ivy League university doesn't necessarily mean you're smart"
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(156)
 
(WYFF4.com)
 
 
 
Dipstick Fastlube, the first all-female oil change shop
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(82)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Is religion making us fat?
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(167)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
I substituted a cheap and potentially dangerous knockoff of the wrinkle-reducing drug Botox into my patients. Let's see if they notice
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Been holding off buying a monster RV because it doesn't come with a garage? Your wait is over (pic)
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(86)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
First handwritten bibles by Benedictine monastery since invention of the printing press to go onsale for $115,000
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(101)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
An F0 tornado hit Long Island, messing up people's hair and knocking coffee cups over
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(85)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Today's house-filled-with-animals comes to us from Clearwater, FL. Extra bonus: rats in freezer
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(26)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Columnist thinks that Milwaukee isn't actually drunkest city, but rather is more honest about being drunk
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(42)
 
(Like an Eagle)
 
 
 
Farker just went skydiving. Photoshop the crew
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(48)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man in dress exposes himself to mother, daughter. Then things got weird
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(39)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mother of woman who blew $2.3 million in stolen cash on lottery tickets says her daughter needs to accept the consequences of her actions. Oops ... misread that... she blames the government
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(113)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Because we know you've been wondering: "How will Pluto's demotion from planet status affect the giant-ass model of the solar system laid out along Highway 1 in Maine?"
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(74)
 
(nola.com)
 
 
 
New Orleanian who commandeered a boat to rescue desperate old people after Hurricane Katrina gets his just reward- a lawsuit from the boat owner
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(569)
 
(FunMansion.com)
 
 
 
The coolest super close up pictures of various creepy insects that you will see today
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(77)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Faced with low employee turnover, carwash gets more proactive
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I say there, good chaps, photoshop this reception room at a hospital
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(85)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Venice on course to become a city without residents within the next 30 years, making it Italy's version of Detroit
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(78)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
13 cases of plague this year in the US. First, everybody panic... and then bring out your dead
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(58)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Look what's sitting right in the middle of Tropical Storm Ernesto's five-day track from the NOAA: New Orleans
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(252)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Fark.com Back to School ramen recipe thread (LGN)
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(240)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Bob Marley is now on a Jamaican coin. Can be traded for a half and a bag of cheetos
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(53)
 
(CBS 880)
 
 
 
Police chief: "We're at a loss to explain why he was doing this, other than the excitement of blowing things up,"
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taller people are smarter. Your 5'10" Farkette submitter: Suck it
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(398)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elton John vows to make hip-hop record next. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(78)
 
(Jim Hill)
 
 
 
Another childhood memory smashed: Meet the new "extreme" Winnie-the-Pooh
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Authoritative annual survey on attitudes to religion in the United States find way more people believe liberals are too God-hating than believe conservatives are too Bible-thumping
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(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's boss discovers that Drew pulls mad bank, goes to further investigate, declares "WTF? Squirrel Balls?"
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(77)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Man unearths 10 inch, 591 carat emerald
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(65)
 


Fri August 25, 2006
(Click Like Mad You Fool)
 
 
 
If you're wanting a hellaciously furious game that tests your mouse handling skills, well, you've come to the right link. Your face, replacement keyboard sold separately
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(113)
 
(Spotted Augusta)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kings of karaoke
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(70)
 
(gainesvilletimes)
 
 
 
Apparently, "I was pretty much drunk when I had sex with the corpse" is not a good defense in Georgia anymore
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(217)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Another story about Long Island head chopper. Quote "For some odd reason, a lot of major news stories seem to have a Palm Beach County connection." Florida just barely beats Obvious
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(23)
 
(Some Wrasslin' Guy)
 
 
 
Editorialist fields angry emails from professional wrestling fans, some of whom appear to be fairly stupid. Whodathunkit?
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(121)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy court needs another day to decide whether or not to allow Northwest Airlines to bribe federal judge
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The locks in your house are easily bypassed with a $10 bump key. Everybody panic
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(214)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman walks with the high beams on (sfw)
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(274)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Newb needs help with profile. DIT
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(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soccer goalie gets criminal record in Britain for making sign of the cross during game. Really
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(121)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Explosion inside a Post cereal plant blows one unfortunate employee to Alphabits
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former President Gerald Ford gets angioplasty, device to ward off wolf attacks
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(41)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coors accused of high alcohol content
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(89)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hitler artwork to be sold. If only one had a Hitler-themed restaurant to hang it in
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mortgage lender makes the shocking announcement that broke people have stopped paying their mortgages. Read it now, or wait for Ric Romero to scoop this sometime in 2008
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police not amused as someone starts altering signs informing motorists that traffic cameras are being used in the area to read "Greed cameras" (pic)
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(122)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
TFer's old videoedit "No Budget Film Channel" is in the news again, now a semi-finalist for Comedy Central's "Test Pilots" Contest. (LGT Contest, DIT)
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google to SEC: "We're not an investment fund, please ignore this huge pile of cash". Likely SEC response: DIAF
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Apparently you are not allowed to bring dynamite onto a plane, even in your checked luggage. Who knew?
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rescued fishermen deny cannibalism, but admit "There's a little bit of Senor Juan in all of us"
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(54)
 
(RFE)
 
 
 
Kyrgyzstan erects monument to all the brave vowels slaughtered there by Russians in 1916
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(22)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Not News: Man demands DNA test to clear his name in home invasion. News: Clears him of invasion charges. Fark: Implicates him in rape case
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(73)
 
(The HawaiiChannel)
 
 
 
I guess if you have rice, and seaweed, and some spam you might as well wrap it all together and eat it. But the other 49 states could have told you it was gonna make you sick
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(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of hours before America's small, unintrusive government started trying to prevent CBS from airing controversial new season of Survivor
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(213)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
CNN to replay their coverage of 9/11 to mark the 5th anniversary. What could possibly go wrong?
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(269)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Pakistani national arrested in Ft Wayne for pulling the ol' "if you don't send me nude pix I'll hack your parent's credit rating" on underage Michigan girl
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TSA diverts two more flights due to election year concerns
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(213)
 
(some violated goat)
 
 
 
Iceland... known for it's other-worldly landscape, the Vikings, Bjork, and... goat groping contest? What will the Icelanders EVER do next?
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(55)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
If you stole this woman's 300-pound scrap-metal gorilla sculpture, please bring it back, and kick your meth habit
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Man who looks like Santa Claus decides to go for a walk and chat with neighbors in Palm Beach County . Naked. With mugshot goodness
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: Applying to law school. Worse: being rejected. Fark: School prints your confidential application information on back of calendar distributed to students
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(72)
 
(James Hill For Congress)
 
 
 
"I am the only drunken Pirate seeking office in this great nation. What a sad testimonial to our political system when a degenerate like me feels like the most honest candidate on the ballot"
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(107)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Oh the huge manatee is thriving in Cape Cod
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(56)
 
(Caledonian Record.com)
 
 
 
Asshat who killed two in Vermont shooting rampage also shot himself in the head TWICE. Sadly, he is alive and well
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(80)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Secret Service: "Hello, Virginia DOT? Could you please close down all carpool lanes leaving Washington DC so the President can easily get to and from a fundraiser for George Allen?" VDOT; "Die in a fire."
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(268)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
VFW post tries to host "G-Strings For GIs" strip show featuring male dancers as a fundraiser for soldiers. Hilarity ensues
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(39)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor Daley proposes "13th grade" to defray college costs. Still no cure for re-election campaigns
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(174)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
New study shows that society does not approve of breastfeeding in public. Still no cure for cancer, spoiled milk
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(418)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes follows up "don't marry career girl" article with female counterpoint: don't be a whiny loser. The pocorn's a poppin'
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(201)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese government auditor gets massages, eats and drinks on the job until he keels over dead. His colleagues are so upset they all go on vacation. No, really
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(29)
 
(Woonsocket Call)
 
 
 
83-year-old man who fished winning lottery ticket out of garbage can gives half to the estate of the dead guy who bought it so he can enjoy some hookers and blow before being nailed into a box himself
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(75)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Ewoks vs. Munchkins
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(55)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Orange County diners come for the crab dinners, leave with lung parasites. Bon appetit
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(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photos of a Pug dressed as different famous people, including Spock from Star Treak. Ya Rly
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former actress Brigitte Bardot denounces new Geneva law that requires muzzles on all dogs in public parks. Judging from her pic, she must be under the impression that she will be required to wear one, too
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(219)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Man has to "retire immediately" from $134k a year job for forwarding raunchy emails. Kicker: He was warned about this 4 years ago and didn't stop. 14 others busted as well
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(82)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Smart: Drinking beer. Smarter: Representing your country drinking beer. Fark: Winning the gold and forgetting your name while drinking beer (sponsored link)
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
California lawmakers to allow condoms in prisons. Apparently, legislators finally figured out what PMITA stood for
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(75)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Guy loves pancakes so much he shoots a home video of him getting out of bed and making them, accompanied by a song he composed himself. Now he's on Good Morning America and the Israeli pop charts (link to vid)
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(144)
 
(englishrussia.com)
 
 
 
Trostky Church of St.Petersburg is on fire (photos)
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(331)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
5 disturbing dog technologies
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(152)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Once again, there were no terrorists, no bombs, and lots of paranoia
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(148)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Doctor tells granny if she wants her drivers license renewed, she has to arm-wrestle him for it
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hurricane season off to slow start, but there's still plenty of time for media to create sensationalist headlines and keep public nervous
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(73)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Living up once again to its title as "the city that fun forgot", Ottawa, Canada, passes a bylaw against opening new pubs, dance bars or strip clubs in its entertainment district
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(219)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patricia Tombaugh "shaken up" that she will no longer be able to top anybody by saying, "My husband discovered a planet. What did yours ever do?"
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(117)
 
(WFRV Green Bay)
 
 
 
Woman doesn't know if her neck feels better because of Jesus or physical therapy but we can all agree that the only miracle here is that her HMO paid for her MRI
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anger as 2005 Bordeaux wine fetches record prices, probably due to the rise in kerosene prices
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(83)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Doctors operate on guy's tumor, only to find out that it's not a tumor but his mutant twin brother's fetus and it's parasitical to boot. Kindergarden cop unavailable for comment
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(157)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burglary in Liverpool, England, foiled by man in Dallas, TX, who caught the raid via internet webcam
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(62)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock futures up ahead of Bernanke talk, mostly because investors thought it had something to do with Japanese porn
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Virginia 12-year old gambles her way to the top (including winning car) at special church retreat. Gotta love hero pre-teen gambling tales for Jesus
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(61)
 
(Improv Everywhere)
 
 
 
You know what would be funny? Getting 225 people to invade a local Home Depot, then have them all move and shop in slow motion (photo, video goodness included)
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(410)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this creepy stone alley
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(101)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists erase memories in rat brains, which is good I guess, if you are a rat
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(116)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin lets fly with this gem: "You guys in New York can't get a hole in the ground fixed, and it's five years later. So let's be fair." You're making friends fast around here, pal
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(569)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New York Times trounces naysayers by announcing its first "perfume critic"
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(23)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle liquor board wants to ban the sale of cheap beer and wine
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(176)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Motorist pretty damn surprised when an eight-year-old boy on a jetski slams into his vehicle. Top notch police work reveals the boy took a wrong turn on a lake
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(49)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
UK population hits 60 million. That's, like, 94 million teeth
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(86)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Airbus files patent for onboard "jet lag zapper." Hmm, introducing randomly fluctuating electromagnetic fields onto packed airplanes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(77)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bad news: Celebrity fish dies at Chicago aquarium. Good news: They're having a fish-stick special at the aquarium's cafe. Limited time only
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pepper spray for women marketed in Swarovski crystal bottles, because that's why so many women don't carry it -- it's not stylish enough
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man stops in middle of highway when $20 bills start hitting the windshield
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(41)
 
(The Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
"Mommy, there's pork lungs in my pork livers." "When I was your age all we had was pork lungs and we liked it"
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(56)
 


Thu August 24, 2006
(Examiner)
 
 
 
County lawn workers re-enact "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" after one criticizes the other's lawn skills
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top tourist attractions criticised for only offering burgers, fries and sodas, rather than healthy foods. Because nothing makes a day out more special than trying to force carrot sticks and bottled water into your four-year-old
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(67)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Beer-drinking man, armed with Viagra and wearing "short shorts" while riding a bicycle with pornographic photo taped to the handlebars, accused of waving his willy at startled female passersby. This dude really brought his game
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(52)
 
(realestatejournal)
 
 
 
The six-foot-wide SUV of refrigerators. Go USA
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(78)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Impatient driver tries to drive pickup truck around stopped train. Hilarity ensues
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, washing and waxing your car will help you get seven-percent better gas mileage. For some reason, I find that hard to believe
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(83)
 
(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
Driver announces front of bus is for "white children" to the nine black children sitting there
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(174)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Austrian girl kidnapped eight years ago escapes from cellar and is reunited with her family. Reported to be in good health, with incredibly soft skin but a strong aversion to hoses
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(75)
 
(Photoshop fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this waterfall
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(83)
 
(Ron Popeil)
 
 
 
The top 10 stupidest As Seen on TV products of all time
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(126)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
A look at some of the insane snack packages in a Japanese grocery store -- including blue cream soda that comes in a condom-like container
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(86)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Manslang" -- i.e., "mandals" instead of sandals, "guyliner" instead of eyeliner -- takes root as more men embrace their inner chick
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(182)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for hosting drinking parties for high schoolers and encouraging them to have sex in her apartment. Eye bleach for mugshot not included
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(69)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Mystery of legless man who washed ashore 150 years ago now solved. His name was Bob
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(91)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Judge detains five people for cellphones ringing in her court
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(79)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Air marshals' dress code relaxed so they don't have to wear clothes screaming "LOOK AT ME. I'M AN AIR MARSHAL"
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(58)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Chinese government decrees there will now only be one stiff member at a funeral
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Bare-Bottom Bandit" arrested for burglary again. Although he was wearing pants this time
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(20)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Remember the homeowner whose house was giving neighbors the finger? The vent's now gone
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(80)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Things you might find Dumpster diving in Pennsylvania: Cardboard, almost-new running shoes, paper, wheezing half-dead pit bull. With pics
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(207)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Hooters Air, Heinz All-Natural Cleaning Vinegar, Maxim Hair Color for Men, CNN Most Popular Stories: Brand extensions that just don't work
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(55)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Alleged terrorist turns out to be foreign dude off his meds; meaningless metal arch in St. Louis safe... for now
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(67)
 
(Some punk kid)
 
 
 
Proving the old adage about monkeys and typewriters, 83-year-old man finds a farmer's market with obvious results
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(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices up on concerns that oil prices might go up
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(75)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Explosion blows up bomb-recycling plant. Investigators looking into possible causes
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(61)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Australian doctor, convicted for growing almost 50,000 marijuana plants, spared jail when analysis finds his crop was such poor quality, it wouldn't even qualify as Des Moines ditch weed
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's killed more, Satan or God? With death tally goodness
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(674)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Astrologers quickly weigh in on subject, say Pluto's demotion from planet status won't affect their predictions -- especially since astrological predictions are all a bunch of hooey anyway
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(92)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Debby not expected to make landfall, effectively thwarting dozens of "Debby does (your town here)" jokes
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(57)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Gloucester fishing boat nets WWII mine after throwing a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid
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(51)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Middle school geography teacher hangs flags of China and Mexico and is promptly removed from class and put on adminstrative leave. Good thing they took a stand, because it would be hard to justify foreign flags being displayed in a classroom
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(445)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Water floats rate hike after campaign to reduce water use actually works
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline bans Dell computers as a potential explosive device. Dude, you're getting a BOOM
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
This year's first school shooting brought to you by Vermont, where even the rednecks drive Volvos
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Milwaukee celebrates its naming as America's drunkest city by getting plastered
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man douses porn shop with liquid after watching a pornographic film. No, the flammable kind
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Unlike your huge ass, BMI may not be accurate representation of obesity
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(Florida Times-Union)
 
 
 
Old management: Empowerment, inclusion. New management: Baseball bat to the head
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old breaks free of duct tape; stabs intruder to death; saves family
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College kid, hopped up on ecstasy, jumps off pier and drowns. Does the father of son A) mourn his loss privately? B) Help teach kids not to do drugs? C) Sue city for $10 million? If you chose C, also note that he is acting as his own lawyer
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If Drew Curtis and George Bush switched jobs
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(Some 40-Year-Old Virgin)
 
 
 
SciFi not changing its name to SurgeTV after all. TNN unavailable for comment
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Holy Jihad Brigades offers to trade two Western journalists for Muslim prisoners. No word on whether draft picks are involved
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MySpace is home to at least 12 Paris Hiltons, 16 David Spades and a bunch of people pretending to be other D-list celebrities
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Having succeeded at attention whoring, "Hitler's Cross" restaurant agrees to change name after only one week. "Third Reich Restaurant," "Auschwitz Eatery" and "Jew-Hating Cafe" now under consideration
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Juventus to appeal to Italian civil courts despite warning from FIFA. Bring on the bannination
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the bursting real estate bubble behind the curtain
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Homeless woman -- all 150 kilograms of her -- continues to bathe nude in public fountain, despite fines. German police reduced to handing out goggles and eye bleach
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Dutch government says airline incident isn't terror-related. Dutch rudder incident is, however
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(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Gromozon: aka, one nasty rootkit
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Bubba the Fish goes belly up. Don't worry Kip, his sole is with cod now
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(Scripps Howard)
 
 
 
Forget the Doomsday Clock: America's Fat Clock stands at five minutes to twelve. Oooh, lunchtime
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's autobiography tops the list of the books most often left behind by travellers in hotel rooms. That's okay though, she long ago grew accustomed to being abandoned in seedy hotel rooms by strangers
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"Plan B" contraceptive pill soon to be approved. Plan A rejected when it was discovered that "A" stood for "abstinence"
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If you visit Grant Park in Chicago, beware of geese with explosive diarrhea. In fact, wherever you go, you probably want to watch out for that as well
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Rite Aid to buy up Eckerd and Brooks; create giant conglomerate of overpriced crap
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Teens exploring haunted house find old man with a shotgun who really, really wants them to get the hell of his lawn
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Words you don't want in your obituary: "...discovered naked with KY Jelly and a condom next to his body"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten minutes after being found "not guilty" for assault, dumbass assaults a TV news crew
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Study finds Muslims, Arabs seeing wages and weekly earnings drop over past five years. Almost as if there were some conflict between Muslims and other groups across the country
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(Union Leader)
 
 
 
NH Supreme Court rules that the government can keep and destroy more than 500 CDs taken from their owner, even though the state failed to prove that a single disk was illegal
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AARP urges Florida to adopt condo owners' bill of rights, 24-hour "Matlock" channel
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mickey Mouse astronomers finally put Pluto down for good. Goofy missing and presumed scared
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(MosNews)
 
 
 
Russian oil production overtakes Saudi Arabia. Oil will now be called red gold. David Eddings unimpressed
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Toll collector discovers his bosses frown on his "one for you, one for me" approach to collecting revenue from drivers
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Artist crafting sculptures from weapons used in felonies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals score 10 runs on Clevland in first inning, lose 15-13. Suck it, '62 Mets
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "JonBenet story keeps getting weirder" article: Captain Janks pranks Wolf Blitzer live on CNN: "He was instructed to kill JonBenet by Howard Stern"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, the latest right-wing talking point is that blacks can't swim. Trumped-up media outrage in three... two... one...
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Astronomers begin voting on whether Pluto should still be a planet, also whether Donald Duck should put on some damn pants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It took a while, but the lone Sago mine survivor is finally healthy enough to sue
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Edmonton invaded by big and scary fat spiders. Canadian heebie-jeebies threat system elevated to orange
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(Fark)
 
 
 
London Fark Party, Saturday 23rd of September, Ben Crouch's Tavern. Lets get a little bit eerie
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Authorities horrified to find that Norwegians hit on each other after drinking
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
IRS' third-party debt collection plan already farked by fake collections agencies. How long did that take, two days?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"Catch and Release" border policy ends. Mexicans over 12-inches long may now be kept, with a limit of two per day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal government mistakenly "reimburses" $50 million in seniors' prescription benefits, only to discover that it's already been blown on the nickel slots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Explosion rocks Post Cereal plant. Tiger, leprechaun, rabbit sought for questioning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these glowing burners
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Man falls asleep in his driveway after a night of heavy drinking. Wife drives home from work. Hilarity ensues
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You complained to your Republican county commissioner about trespassers on your property. He told you to get a gun. Yep, you're in Florida
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good: Man tries skydiving. Bad: Parachute fails. Good: Backup parachute saves man from certain death. Bad: Aren't those power lines?
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(Puma)
 
 
 
Encyclopedia Brown finally solves the case of the sexy Puma ads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden threatens police with blender after high speed chase
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Saying "God bless you" or "Praise Allah" in Uzbekistan could land you in jail for eight years. Just stick to "Gesundheit"
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In the understatement of the day, judge sentencing woman for stealing $2.3 million to buy lottery tickets said she "obviously had a gambling problem." Ya think?
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Police officer arrested for having teenage girls shoplift bras for her. Bust provides overwhelming evidence
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"War-torn Middle East seeks solace in religion"
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Thirty takes later, actor Daniel Radcliffe finally manages an onscreen kiss for Harry Potter. DVD bonus features to include 29 outtakes of "Harry Potter and the Unwanted Erection"
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(milk.com)
 
 
 
There is not enough tin foil in the world for this woman
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Polar-bear genitals shrinking due to pollution. Bears insist that shrinkage is natural after swimming in cold water all day
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Since cooler gel packs are now banned as carry-on luggage, tourists flying out of Nova Scotia are now packing their live lobsters in frozen vegetables
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Hindu temple plans to build holy man a solid gold throne weighing 550 pounds, to replace his current silver one
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(Some Dun Dun DUNNNN)
 
 
 
Previously unseen photos of WTC 7, submitted by 9/11 rescue worker, raise new questions about the building's collapse
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Nurses and firefighters dominate sexual fantasies. In other news, a small percentage of women get turned on by traffic wardens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this parrot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Renault-Nissan may seek alliance with Ford. New company to be called ForRenNis, narrowly edging out Faulti-san
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Virgin Mary's 2006 summer concert tour still going strong, now appearing in the wood paneling at a San Diego restaurant
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(London Times)
 
 
 
That 100-foot, smoke-belching backyard model of the Titanic may be sunk by the iceberg of local bylaws
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
101 Fun, Alternative Uses For Your Emmy: No. 44: Golden toilet paper holder
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Instashop this freewheeling fellow
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Today's "felonious clown story" brought to you by Phoenix
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Boy Scouts rescue 18-month-old from river
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
State Department rejects demands made by Fox News journalists' kidnappers
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Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 68: "Farktography Classic: On All Fours"
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Dirtbag criminal punches clerk in the face. Former marine happens to be in the store. Ass kickilarity ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ancient Persian-era water-park unearthed in Israel. Not to be outdone, Palestinians announce discovery of 30 year old Slip-n-Slide found in Arafat's old garage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McDonald's restructuring corporate ranks, holding recall election for Mayor McCheese
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Miami school board wants to ban book that tells the tale of living in Cuba. "Estúpido" tag unavailable for comment
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Super troopers not on duty when Pennsylvania boy gets arrested for saying "meow" to neighbor
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Dallass to crack down on pants sagging below the waist butt could face a hole lot of opposition from bummed out residents
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes magazine explains why men should keep their women at home and in the kitchen
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Empty beer cans, vomit-stained shirt puts Kentucky airport on high alert
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Increased U.S. militarty presence in Baghdad has radically decreased violence and car bombings. That silence you hear is John Murtha's explanation of how troops could have done it just as easily from Okinawa
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Hezbollah claims it sank an Israeli ship with a missile; proves it with photo of a decommissioned Australian ship being scuttled with a torpedo. In 1998
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(FreeNewMexican)
 
 
 
Archaeologist who does survey for soon-to-be-constructed Wal-Mart supercenter unable to believe that they didn't want him to find anything. Also unable to decipher meaning of secret handshake and "wink, wink, nudge, nudge"
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(MosNews)
 
 
 
Sneaky Russians at border crossing try to dig their way to Germany with a shoehorn, end up in Poland instead, then try to dig back to Germany only to end up in Russia again. Men to be given honorary Polish citizenships
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania mayor: "Illegal immigrants are destroying our way of life and causing crime. Just the other day we arrested four people on a playground for selling crack, and ONE of them turned out to be an illegal alien"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Spammer sentenced to extreme and cruel 12:30 - 7:oo a.m. curfew, for two months. That'll teach him
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There are 300,000 Azerbaijan refugees in Armenia. There are 300,000 schizophrenics in Canada. And now, thanks to davemac76, there are also 300,000 registered user accounts on Fark
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Britney Spears wants to be buried with her pet dog because she loves it so much. Cletus in turn asks to be buried with a case of PBR, and a wifebeater that smells of urine and failure
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Burger King charges a Boston-area teen $1.04 for a cup of ice that he needed for his injuries after he had been hit by a car outside the restaurant
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(9news.com)
 
 
 
Man hiking Colorado mountain trail slips, falls 800 feet, brushes himself off, resumes search for Sarah Connor
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(NBC-2)
 
 
 
When collecting child porn, it's not a good idea to use it as your screensaver, especially when deputies are already investigating a murder at your house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trooper and his dog
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to today's "pulled this one out of my ass" survey, employees waste $544 billion by surfing the Net, socializing with coworkers and just "spacing out." Bob and Bob unavailable for comment
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(Nevada Today)
 
 
 
Jamie Gold, winner of this year's World Series of Poker, has disappeared and is getting sued for $6 million
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man wakes up Sunday unable to remember how he got into bed, what happened the night before or where his pants went; goes back to running Fark
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(The Register)
 
 
 
BT says women make the best bosses because they don't know about Hawaiian Shirt Day
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(local news daily)
 
 
 
Historic tunnel cleared of rubble and used for the first time since 1948. Much like Bea Arthur
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Cinnabon creator dies. Kids in malls everywhere flying their pants at half-mast
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(JP)
 
 
 
Israel invests in "I'm not dead yet" second strike nuke subs for no apparent reason
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(CBC)
 
 
 
While American housing bubble expected to dramatically burst, Canadian bubble to deflate gradually. No word if it will look like a shriveled boob
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Answering an age-old question, researchers conclude that elephants can run. Next up, do chickens have lips?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man too embarrassed to tell airport security that object in luggage was component for penis pump because mother was standing nearby. Instead tells authorities it's a bomb. Hilarity ensues
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Newspaper intern steals his own bike seven times in broad daylight. No one bats an eye. (With video)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Dutch police detain 12 passengers from diverted flight. Said to be holding them in large oven
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Man, facing his second deportation, discovers that he actually has been a U.S. citizen since he was 15
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
See, here's your problem right here. You don't have a "weird engine noise" so much as a "four-month-old kitten" behind your dashboard
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Today's big news: We're still alive
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(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Chinese farmers hire strippers to ensure there's always more than one stiff at a funeral
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The craphole that is now New Orleans is slowly returning to its pre-Katrina craphole self
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Virgin cheese sandwich. Shatner's kidney stone. Cleveland, Ohio. The GoldenPalace.com tour starts tomorrow (clothing optional)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
After last year's study which proved that people who were slightly overweight live longer caused funding for research to decline, researchers have now found that you will die immediately if you are one pound overweight
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Oldster who was driving his lawnmower around town gets a donated scooter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The unexpected death of Robert Hoffman, founder of National Lampoon, also turns out to be not funny
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
This year's college freshmen have known only two presidents and have no clue what Yakov Smirnoff is referring to
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Subway passengers having an anthrax scare when a powdered donut spills. New hotness: Passengers freaking out when someone leaves their half-empty bottle of iced tea on the train
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London's Home Office uses radio to advertise a website telling children how to stay safe online. When link is spelled correctly, it sends people to a porn site
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey, women. We'll let you come to our school, but only if 20 percent of you let us pinch your nipples. That goes for four percent of you men, too. Welcome to the Citadel
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Handwriting expert who judged John Mark Karr's samples is not an actual qualified handwriting expert, he just plays one on TV. In other news, this crap will never end
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember that hole in the ozone that was gonna grow and grow and scorch us with deadly ultraviolet radiation? Well, it changed its mind
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(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
Two men ride New York subway system all day; will never lose urine smell off of their bodies
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(AP)
 
 
 
Fox News kidnappers lay down 72-hour deadline. Fox News asks if they can't wait until sweeps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: Coast Guard finds you passed out, naked, adrift in $350,000 yacht. Worse: You are in possession of a shotgun and methadone. Worsest: You stole the yacht
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(AskMen)
 
 
 
The top 10 most ruthless sports teams (sponsored link)
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(AP)
 
 
 
One positive side effect of desperate people with bad judgement spending more time online: Herpes cases decline by 19 percent
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne voted Britain's silliest celebrity, edging out all members of Royal Family combined, even with Camilla as a write-in
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"This lipstick has already been put on this pig. Now the only way to stop this boondoggle is to send Rick Perry home in November." Texas politicians don't hold with all that fancy book learnin'
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