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Sun August 06, 2006
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Up to 90% of nicotine in cigarette smoke sticks to nearby surfaces, including babies
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(205)
 
(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Terrier Club organizes a blood drive for dogs to help out research on a genetic neurological disorder that affects certain breeds, your dog wants you to get away from him with that scary ass needle
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who can make animals happy and healthy? Why the cow whisperer of course
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(31)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
A man has managed to be banned from every bar in his town, even the ones he hasn't ever been in. That must have been one hell of a fart
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(61)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sesame Street to introduce first female lead Muppet who will be "likeable" and talk about "differences" without being type-cast as the predictable "girly-girl"
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(108)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans to get a good night's rest, blissfully unaware that a situation occuring in Alaska will have them grabbing their ankles by morning light
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(313)
 
(Centre Daily)
 
 
 
12,000 chickens DIAF. Dinner is served
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(72)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
New Altoids Chocolate on eBay months before release
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man swims entire length of the Thames, but Mr. Wimpy swam downstream
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hilarious advertisements from the 1950s
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(214)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 100 greatest novels of all time
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(363)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The great black hill duck race
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bearded turban-wearing guy
source: keep4u.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if we didn't have enough to worry about, mosquito kills horse
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(28)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The coolest pics of crop circles you will see all day
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(46)
 
(Some Tall Ass Game Screen)
 
 
 
Try to grow your tree as high as possible before it touches either side wall
source: eyezmaze.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Dead man continues to be charged by AOL, daughter struggles unsuccessfully to discontinue service
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(82)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mormons invading Australia
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(145)
 
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
To reduce crowding, hundreds of prisoners released early. You all know what happened next
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(33)
 
(LGF)
 
 
 
Reuters' Lebanese photographer: "denied deliberately attempting to manipulate the image, saying that he was trying to remove dust marks"
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(387)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Shopping mall stays open for an all night, Girl Scouts only shopping party. "The merchants are thrilled" says mall manager. No comment on what they were thrilled about
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ten "most harmful books" of the 19th and 20th century
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(376)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Redneck "fear factor" and the spam eating contest. Just some of the games at the second annual Texas Redneck Games
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(65)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man could be cited for sight obstruction by his town because his sunflowers are too tall
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(72)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's 13 year contract with Paramount has expired. He is technically unemployed, still won't come out of the closet
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Lawyer claims that jury made hasty decision because they weren't allowed to go outside to smoke
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(81)
 
(RNews)
 
 
 
NY state to require all students to understand English
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(430)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
A volcanic eruption triggered the biblical parting of Red Sea
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(ABQ Tribune)
 
 
 
New Mexico Court of Appeals upholds a biological father's rights to raise his child
source: abqtrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(257)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
1956 was a monumental year in American history
source: contracostatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alcohol is more harmful than LSD, we knew but here comes the science
source: brainvibe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(280)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dead, then not dead, now recovering zombie girl returns to college. Plans to change major to neurobiology because of sudden interest in BRAAAAIIINNNNSSSS
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this skull. Difficulty: No Georgia O'Keeffe
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(66)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
General Motors to build new Camaro by 2008. Tesla Motors surrenders
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(166)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Jon Stewart's incredibly moving post-9/11 speech
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(443)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
On the 61st anniversary, Hiroshima remembers the first major WMD attack
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(334)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hmm, no wonder those teachers keep getting busted, someone needs a dress code
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(70)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
England drops speed cameras in favor of speeding high score chart
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(40)
 
(Marty Mcfly)
 
 
 
Sure, you can buy a flux capacitor for your car, but who the hell sells a car battery that can produce 1.21 jigawatts?
source: kalecoauto.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
1000 girl scouts inadvertently earn their Rabies Shot Merit Badge
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(27)
 
(Kiro 7)
 
 
 
Surgeries on wrong bodyparts increasing. You submitted this with a better handline
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(41)
 
(WLBZ.com)
 
 
 
This in-depth story explains why Maine is the whitest state in the nation
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The five stages of drunkenness
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(69)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How can you tell the Web is 15 years old today? It's obsessed with sex, lousy at spelling and grammar and pretty much does nothing
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(63)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you are going to threaten police, please use something more threatening than nunchucks
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(37)
 
(The Providence Journal)
 
 
 
"How animal trainers improved my marriage"
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this party girl
source: photos-171.facebook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Top ten Cities that God hates
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(127)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
French museum curators claim they "deeply regret" breaking American artwork. Again
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(35)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship #23
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(44)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Tailgaters - First offense: five years in prison. Second offense: execution
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(239)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The brewery which makes Iron City Beer threatens to move brewing to other states if workers don't take wage concessions. Won't give names of states considered because of concerns about road blocks
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(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
India considers only allowing women to preside over rape trials. Lawyer: "Only a woman can understand a woman"
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern castle on a hill
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(67)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Suggest a religion for Australian Farkers to use in Tuesday's Census. Degree of difficulty no Jedi
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(297)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Apparently, naming your basketball team 'Silverbacks' is racially insensitive. Even if the managers, coaches and players all chose that name
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(221)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan now owns title for world's largest croquette
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(33)
 


Sat August 05, 2006
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cuba is so convinced that we're going to attack them, they've rallied their troops -- most of whom happen to be in their 60s and 70s -- to yell at us to stay off their lawn
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The greatest American hero is hospitalized. For this guy, "Hero" *ALWAYS* trumps "Sad"
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(250)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kobayashi eats 58 brats in under 10 minutes, much to the diappointment of their mothers
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(88)
 
(Some Letter)
 
 
 
"Why don't we drink pig milk?"
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these inflatable eggs
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronomy paintings from the 19th century, what awesome imaginations those guys had
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(45)
 
(The Rio Rancho Observer)
 
 
 
15-year-old cowgirl has been roping goats since she was six years old
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(113)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Transexual chicken named Henry VIII is wreaking havoc in a Swedish henhouse, acting like a total cock
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Tarzan, Zorro, Hamlet, Ophelia, and Cleopatra have arrived in Bulgaria this year, in anticipation of Bulgaria joining the European Union
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(48)
 
(blogspot.com)
 
 
 
The entire city of Venice...done with Legos
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Recount? I don't have to show you any stinking recount
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(116)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Young homeowners who were too smart for shop class in high school are finding they can't hang a picture, knock holes in walls, and flood kitchens because they don't know about the water shut-off valve
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(232)
 
(Nashua Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man arrested for felony wiretapping after home security system records police being rude to him
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(144)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Teen sends threatening letter to cops...includes his return address. Dumbass tag quickly incarcerated
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(43)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Politician uses the Excessive Body Hair defense to win defamation case
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(33)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado GOP congressional hopeful reveals his master plan for peace in the Middle East: Convert them all to evangelical Christianity
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(358)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Death row inmate complaining bitterly that he only gets nine TV channels in his cell and they're all terrible. The violin playing for this guy is of subatomic dimensions
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(100)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop evil Drew Curtis and his evil version of Fark. (LGN)
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(49)
 
(Some Banana Eater)
 
 
 
Caption this banana scene
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(81)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Coolest biodiesel world record-setting and wallet-breaking boat you'll see today (w/pics)
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(95)
 
(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Anyone missing a speedo? A dolphin who's been wearing it would like to return it, size 5XL
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Israeli rabbi pulls a Pat Robertson, blames the way Israeli women dress for rocket attacks on cities
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(65)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Man, inspired by "CSI," tries to burn stolen car so it can't be traced to him. Since this is on Fark, you can assume he didn't just burn the car
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(38)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Museum opens Disasterville exhibit, letting kids experience tornadoes and hurricanes without those pesky shelters
source: tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Doctor refuses to see several of his patients on grounds that they frighten heart patients in waiting room
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(13)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
Fark is
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(332)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Some records that could be broken at this weekend's fapathon: the World Masturbation Record, which stands at 8 hours, 30 minutes for a man and 6 hours, 20 minutes for a woman
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"What we're trying to do is elevate beer to a level equal with wine, where it becomes normal to drink beer at a dinner party."
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(104)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Juror caught killing a few kittens in break room. Well, that's one way of getting out of jury duty
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(96)
 
(Some Speed Freak)
 
 
 
Longest Hot Wheels® track world record attempt on Sunday
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(37)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
ConEd's offer to Queens residents of a whopping $3 credit for suffering during their 10 day blackout doesn't go over as well hoped
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
France, US agree to Lebanon truce deal, lead horse to water
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(296)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice. Charlie Gordon waits patiently out in the hallway
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(82)
 
(Dig Your Own Grave)
 
 
 
Our generation's cutest interspecies animal friends
source: digyourowngrave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hundreds if not tens expected to come to Europe's first Fap Fap Fap-a-thon
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On this day, 40 years ago, The Beatles released Revolver in the UK, thus changing music forever
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(231)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Some instances of God having a sense of humor
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Church to Katrina evacuees: Get a new house, Morans
source: cbs2chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Floyd Landis must be pissed
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(310)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New military-grade iPod case can withstand a RPG or mortar shell explosion
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Salsa Loving Guy)
 
 
 
Recently discoverered an awesome new independent salsa brand, what other indy food brands do you dig?
source: santitossalsa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Record company releases lullaby versions of Metallica songs, Napster surrenders
source: babyrockrecords.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 reasons why people quit their jobs
source: newsletter.logoworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Urban Travel Guide)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 5 Nice Smelling Places in this Stinkhole City
source: gridskipper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Aurora vs. Volcano
source: apod.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Ex-cop who was fired for beating someone caught illegally buying a machine gun and 850 rounds
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(PistolWimp)
 
 
 
Classical Orchestra takes on video games. LGT Video
source: pistolwimp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Best Headline of the Day: Shooting reported at firing range
source: thestate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are 2 trillion barrels of untapped oil underneath the Rocky Mountains. Now if we can just get it out the United States would rule the world
source: stansberryonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Indian court orders Coke and Pepsi to reveal their super-duper secret formulas or it will send executives to jail
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sweet wrinkled old granny and her fan
source: img-2006-07.photosight.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girl scout troop leader caught with hand in cookie jar
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Disney raises theme park ticket prices again, fun now costs $67 a day
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 


Fri August 04, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas School Bans Cleavage
source: cbs2chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(406)
 
(Break.com)
 
Video
 
Hot girl eats a praying mantis
source: my.break.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(Some Nameless War)
 
 
 
It's time the Israeli-Hizbollah conflict got a name. What should we call it?
source: news.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(498)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Could Apple be the next Enron?
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
B a n n e r p l a n e c r a s h e s i n E g g H a r b o r T o w n s h i p
source: pressofatlanticcity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Zidane headbutt is now a registered trademark
source: football.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Having solved all the problems of riots, drugs, gangs, escapes, rape, assault and murder, California prison cracks down on inmate who paints with M&M's
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Inch-thick, rusty horseshoe pit stake impales man through buttocks, fractures his pelvis, comes within millimeter of iliac artery. Guy says worst part was dodging horseshoes until help showed up
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(49)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Condoleezza Rice urges Cubans not to flee Cuba due to political uncertainty, saying Florida cannot handle a sudden influx of converted floating 1950s Buicks
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(45)
 
(wbir.com)
 
 
 
Here's why you don't leave your suspect unattended and the keys in your unmarked car
source: wbir.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can go to the trouble of getting a passport and a visa, or just present your underwear tags for identification to get into the United States: study finds border patrol can't tell the difference
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(18)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Police officer wrecks patrol car while trying to catch a speeder. Fark: speeder turns around and comes back to help
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(91)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Helpful instructions for cloning passport chips included with every passport reader. What could possibly go wrong?
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Family's Bull Mastiff eats their other two dogs (chihuahuas), sets fire to house to cover up the crime, then wakes the family and gets them out of the house. Of course, that's not the story the AP is telling
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(85)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Girl tries to poison her family with a peanut butter pie. Fark: "(The father) told the wife while he was eating it that it tasted like Spic and Span, but he went ahead and ate it anyway"
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(73)
 
(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
"Wednesday, July 12, 1:40 am: A man got a wee-hour start / At bellowing with all his heart / From an improvised pram / Police made him clam / And put back the store's shopping cart"
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yanukovych named new Ukraine PM
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran warns of $200 per barrel oil. Invasion to begin in $100, $90, $80...
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(236)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sand pyramid
source: photos-812.facebook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U r sckd: worker fired by text message
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police discover giant half-mile marijuana growing operation, decide to keep it intact for "training" purposes. Mayor questioning police department's new budget increase for Funyuns
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(168)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
For only $150 a day, you can be the first kid on your block to experience the fun of a Stalinist Gulag
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Camper takes leak, falls off cliff, sues federal government
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airports of Paris shutdown some Muslim prayer rooms because of pressure from the Far Right. ORLY? YA RLY, and some at Charles de Gaulle too
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(208)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Newspapers urged to be "the Wal-Mart of information purveyors." Well, let's see. Shoddy products? Check. Poorly-paid employees? Natch. Utter indifference to customers? Houston, we have liftoff
source: contracostatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to five years for robbing bank. On rollerblades. While wearing a dress and fake boobs
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AOL attempting to win back customers with 5GB storage for emails. Average AOL customer wondering how many heebies come with those GBs
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(197)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"My Sharona" singer has brain surgery. No word yet on whether it finally got that stupid song out of his head
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(178)
 
(Forbes)
 
Boobies
 
You'd hit them all: Billionaire hotties. And is that Elaine I see?
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(406)
 
(Wizbang!)
 
 
 
Hezbollah has a PR department, complete with business cards
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(131)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Family of late pianist having a hard time suing bar he was violently thrown out of, since the incident didn't actually happen
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scots upset after BBC subtitles one of their shows so people who speak English can follow the dialogue
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(203)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Things to be careful about in college: Drugs, alcohol, debt, sex... social networking?
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More than 300 people are shocked to discover a mysterious rash after playing in an all-day mud event
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(54)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Skitching", where a passenger skates on the road with his feet while another drives the car, might be dangerous
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(113)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
New Orleans residents have until August 29th to clean, gut and board up their homes or the city will be forced to seize them and build shiny new condos in their place
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(176)
 
(WKYC)
 
 
 
Woman's 10-year-old vanity plate recalled because it's now obscene. Not to worry, she can always just use her last name
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(272)
 
(Kingston Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
It's the end of an era in New York, as the Catskill Game Farm will close after 73 years of letting kids get spit on by llamas
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So it turns out that democratic Iraq really likes Hezbollah
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(699)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern: I can pull Opie & Anthony's scheduled appearance on Letterman. O&A: "Prove it"
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(334)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
No re-write needed on this headline: Three hurt, chili dogs stolen in assault on South Detroit
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(45)
 
(Newschannel 5)
 
 
 
World's longest yard sale is on this weekend -- 450 miles of other people's crap, from Kentucky to Alabama
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(42)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ned Flanders is more associated with Christianity than Pope John Paul II or Mother Teresa
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(181)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
That senator that hates spending a dime on firefighters wants to spend $5 million to train insects to sniff out explosives and bite firemen in the ass
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(66)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
Theme: Celebrity comebacks the world does not need
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some balls are held for charity / And some for fancy dress / But when they're caught in the slats of a deck chair / They're the one this guy will now beware
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(83)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL refs to wear new uniforms which have "a more modern, updated, distinctly NFL look." If the new "NFL look" is to look like a jockey at a race track, they've hit it on the head
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
All your snakes are belong to us
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(98)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Beirut, before and after -- interesting comparison of satellite images
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(777)
 
(M.E.N)
 
 
 
UK school kicks out 400 pupils for violent behaviour. Local residents' lawns move to Defcon 1
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(38)
 
(Some Sandy Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest sand sculptures you'll see all day, but WTF is that hydrant doing to that dog?
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Experts warned that England had gone from a country "enjoying a harmless tipple" to one developing "a dangerous alcohol addiction"
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teachers in England told not not call their brightest students "clever" because it embarasses the little brown-nosing dorks and dorkettes
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(64)
 
(Amateur psychologist?)
 
 
 
Click anywhere, once, on eight images. Then find out where everybody else clicked. There's no cigar
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(119)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Two Chinese officials cut off power to a hotel after they were not invited to its opening party and forced managers to drink spirits before they would turn the electricity back on. Now thats the way to get a party started
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(40)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Senator Clinton says Secretary Rumsfeld should resign. Rumsfeld says that lesbo could use a good boning. Actually, we can't verify that, but he probably did
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(493)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eight months for taping Michael Jackson. AudioEdit some excerpts from the incriminating evidence
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(5)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Burglar in Britain identified by his "swishing" walk, fact that he was the only gay guy in the village. Really
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(63)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pac-Man is apparently 64 percent violent. Photoshop him up to 100 percent
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(119)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Governor Schwarzenegger accepts ping-pong challenge from 80-year-old champ
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(28)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Italy to allow female Muslims to shed their burkhas, explosive belts on private, screened-off areas of beach so they can enjoy some sun
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(236)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado governor: Why can't my kids be more like Asians, Jews? Shinichiro Mandelbaum surrenders
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(193)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Car magazine tests "green" cars to evaluate whether their fuel economy claims are accurate. The biggest fraud? Step on up, Toyota Prius
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(313)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
French museums know everything about art, except how to drive a nail into the damn wall so paintings don't fall down and shatter into a million pieces when they're hung there
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(66)
 
(nbc5i)
 
 
 
Amid record heat, crippling drought and water restrictions, homeowner associatations threatening grandma with a fine because her lawn is yellow
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(198)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
You know it's farking hot outside when you can bake cookies inside your car
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(97)
 


Thu August 03, 2006
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hot-air balloon ditches in schoolyard. Fortunately, the only damage is spilt tea and a broken monocle
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(31)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Seven Indonesians Do Not Have Bird Flu." Sucks to be the other 245,452,732
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Parents can now photoshop school class photos. "...if you've got a young lad with acne all over his face, the retouchers will do more..."
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Real quote: "The only reason I'm charged with rape is that no one believes a child can consent to sex." Fake quote: "Lord I was born a Nambla maaaaaaannnn..."
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(155)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Some leaker just leaked the memo about not leaking memos
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(41)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Baboon to undergo testosterone replacement after losing his mojo, shiny coat and two of his girlfriends
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sweden to stop selling weapons to Venezuela due to U.S. arms embargo. In related news, world is stunned to learn about IKEA's new GLOKENWESSEN line of assembly-required line of weaponry
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia to build floating prison ship armed with machine guns. Dennis Hopper busting a nut to be the first captain
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Noted scientist Pat Robertson calls current heat wave "the most convincing evidence I've seen on global warming in a long time"
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(244)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aside from the occasional human head washing up on an Acapulco beach, tourism in Mexico remains as strong as ever
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(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Three-clawed "mutant" crab caught; plans to fight with two-toned lobster over control of the sea (with pics)
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(67)
 
(Some Cartoonist)
 
 
 
Theme: "Good Cartoons vs. Bad Cartoons -- the Final Battle, Part II"
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(124)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
New portability engine called Cider ports PC games to the Mac
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some kid made a humorous video spoofing Al Gore and posted on YouTube. And by "some kid," we mean an oil-industry lobbying firm in Washington, D.C.
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(270)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Olin, you are the air that I breathe. I love you. Your woman, Catherine. Now get back to work
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(170)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What's the real federal deficit? Anywhere from $318 billion to $3.5 trillion, depending on which numbers you ignore
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(111)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Like so many who came before, tropical storm Chris flubs his shot at the majors and returns to his former, boring life as a cloud that looks kinda like a bunny
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thys iz a tesst two sea iff perpussly mispleled artiklez git greanlited on FARK. Link GNDN
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(149)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists shrivel as time-stamped audio tapes conclusively demonstrate that military was not even aware of Flight 93 until three minutes after it was down. We'll take incompetence over conspiracy any day
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(714)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
450-year-old piece of pinky confirms Roman Emporer Charles V had gout, no hand soap
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Hampshire says it's OK for a doctor to tell a woman that she is so obese that she might only be attractive to black men
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(389)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minor-league team to host "Britney Spears Baby Safety Night" -- every time the opposing teams drops the ball, fans get free wings from Hooters
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(46)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Academics conduct exhaustive studies of disrespected strippers and the results are titillating
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Durham attorney hopes to be elected district attorney on his "Free The Duke Three" campaign platform
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(63)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida trifecta in play: Mystery urinator, apparently pissed off with the Naples post office, soaks 200 pieces of mail
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(44)
 
(Prattville Progress)
 
 
 
Man copyrights softball pitch. Also claims to have coined the word fudgelicious, dated Morgan Fairchild
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(72)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Warning: Consuming alcohol may cause you to scream at restaurant patrons, head-butt police officers, destroy your holding cell and attempt to bite prison staff. With pics
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(92)
 
(Some Marine Guy)
 
 
 
Sorry about losing your arm and leg in Iraq. Now hand over your wallet and nobody gets hurt
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(103)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Sell one gallon of milk on Amazon. Garner over 200 customer reviews. Damn that's good milk
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Dog Federation of New York has teamed up with Saving Dogs & Democracy to start a voter-registration drive -- for dogs. Your dog wants to run for office
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark: Woman and her live in boyfriend arrested after authorities find her starving abused daughter. Florida: Her live in boyfriend was later reclassified as a female after a strip search
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(143)
 
(Some Convict)
 
 
 
NC creates state panel to examine possible wrongful convictions. Texas laughs so hard it almost falls into the gulf
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(49)
 
(thestar.com.my)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-il has sent a get-well note to Fidel Castro
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cool: Norwegian journalist interviews Bill Gates during commercial flight, quotes him for story; Not so cool: Bill Gates wasn't on the flight, and the entire article was BS
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(38)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Removing nude sculpture is a slippery slope, may lead to removal of obese sculpture
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British travellers asked by airline to stop showing up drunk for takeoff, making jokes about bombs in their luggage and trying to open plane doors while it's in the air
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(39)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Guaranty Bank, how can I help you?" "Uh...yeah...can you check your lost and found to see if anyone turned in a loaded gun? It may have been left in the bathroom..."
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Study reveals that breastfeeding results in calmer kids, ruined dining experiences, Fark flamewars
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(720)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Turns out the leader of Hezbollah is a grocer in Baabek
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(343)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy who tried to burn down police station was upset because chief wouldn't sign a form allowing him to buy a silencer for his assault rifle hours before. That was some damn fine police work there, Lou
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(123)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Remember that guy that stole that plane and took his two friends on a drunken joyride? His new tailnumber is N-PMITA
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
VideoEdit
 
Videoedit a Fark-themed Adult Swim bump. Due Aug 10th
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman calls cops to complain her husband was "not filling his sexual obligations"
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(159)
 
(That Jazz News Site)
 
 
 
Showing he is open to negotiation, Iran's president says, "The real cure for the conflict is the elimination of the Zionist regime, but there should be an immediate ceasefire first"
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(359)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner gets robbed. Returns the favor by offering robber today's special: Crushed skull with a side of tires
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(367)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chemicals found in onions and curry may help prevent colon. Bonus: Also makes a really nice sauce
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(174)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran promises oil prices of $200/barrel if Bush continues to press nuclear issue. OPEC and oil companies titter with anticipation
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(529)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Designated driver says he was tossed out of bar for not drinking
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bad: Teen runs off the road. Worse: Hits large tree. Fark: Tree is home to 10,000 bees, and they're pissed now
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(76)
 
(Some Larson)
 
 
 
Photoshop real-life versions of your favorite The Far Side comic. LGT GIS for The Far Side
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(111)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fatass starts cutting neighbors' yards for free to lose weight. Has so many offers for work that others are starting to cut grass for elderly and sick
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(107)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunk woman drives onto train tracks. Honks at train to get out of way. Hilarity ensues
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(39)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Bourbon County District Attorney's office is hiring a judge with two DUIs. "We've got people out there being killed and this is the most important thing the Lexington Herald-Leader has time to spend on?"
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(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Atlantic storm forecast lowered to seven hurricanes. EVERYBODY PANIC -- oh wait, nevermind
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Producer for Scarborough Country gets drunk to a 0.12% BAC to see if he makes anti-Semitic statements
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(104)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
England's most attention-seeking bride marries England's ugliest groom in wedding dress that weighs 350 pounds. (With picture goodness. [WARNING: Photo of groom does not include eye bleach])
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(199)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Ghost tracker notes, "Usually, 99 percent of the time, the spirits are very friendly" -- but one percent of the time, it's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
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(122)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, New York State tries to make it a felony to steal body parts from dead people... It wasn't already?
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(37)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, but if we start letting chickens in here, Temple Terrace will turn into Old McDonald's farm."
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man goes to the hospital for a standard urine test, is alarmed to discover he is pregnant
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(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Elton John thinks American bands have no fashion sense. This from a guy who used to wear a boa in concert
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After her first bike was stolen right under her nose, Wal-Mart gives bicycle to legally blind girl. Lawyers waiting for her to fall off or run into something
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(90)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There have been 638 attempts to kill Castro. Including the exploding sea shell and the ol' exploding cigar
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(82)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Not that anyone should panic, but ConEd has just told Midtown Manhattan to discontinue their use of non-essential electrical appliances and equipment
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(207)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
First Russian car that can compete with Ferrari
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(128)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gold Coast, Australia: A paradise where beautiful women in tiny bikinis who put money in people's expired parking meters are considered "cultural icons." Yes, this link has pics
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mild concern in Bangladesh courtroom when live bombs produced in evidence. Police said that they "had not been asked to defuse them"
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(20)
 
(KXII)
 
 
 
While Oklahoma quarterback worked five hours a week and got paid for 40, 51 immigrants were arrested there for working 40 hours a week and getting paid for five
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(136)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally, truth in labelling: French wine makers sell "Arrogant Frog" wine. France surrenders
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(130)
 
(KCCI)
 
 
 
If you left rubber cement on the seat of a mall restroom toilet, the Council Bluffs, Iowa police would like to have a word with you
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Castro "very alert" for a dead guy, says spokesman
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(44)
 
(WFIE)
 
 
 
Evansville, Indiana is hoping to shame residents into cleaning up by issuing a top 10 worst homes list. Includes video goodness
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Having failed with traditional detective work, British police force now fighting crime with the power of prayer
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tropical storm Chris has been demoted from a big wheel to a tricycle
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(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Activists sue Las Vegas over laws forbidding feeding homeless in parks, even if you stick the funnel down their throats like you were making hobo foie gras
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(84)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Lawyer of former deputy president of South Africa is shocked, SHOCKED that there is porn on the intarwebs
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Babbling naked man draws police to pot farm, ignores pepper spray. Mmmmm... pepper spray
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(18)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Pranksters switch the "3" and "9" on corner gas-station sign, leading to a temporary rush on Depends undergarments at nearby drug store
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(72)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man tells judge that having sex with children is a sacred ritual protected by civil-rights laws
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(184)
 
(Countdown)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What if everything were advertised in the style of "HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead"?
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(55)
 


Wed August 02, 2006
(Odd pepsi ad campaign)
 
 
 
Photoshop "The Hoff"
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(138)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 65: "Graffiti." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(253)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Japan to build moon base by 2030
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(273)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Breaking news: If you work outside, the sun shines on you
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Star Trek" memorabilia to be auctioned. No word on yet on estimated value of Shatner's toupee
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(100)
 
(NBC10)
 
 
 
Judge throws out charges against man charged with buying beer for a minor, saying there was no proof that Miller Genuine Draft is actually beer. State Superior Court overrules him despite evidence to the contrary
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(570news.com)
 
 
 
Woman who drank 12 shots of tequila, then took a five-story diver off an apartment building into a cement sidewalk pool is doing just fine. Darwin and Newton and Jose Cuervo told to "Suck it"
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Rabbinical Council: "According to Jewish law, during a time of battle and war, there is no such term as 'innocents' of the enemy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Time Warner reports $1 billion 2Q profit, which begs the question: When did Time Warner start selling gasoline?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you own a 1995-2001 Acura Integra, please remove your keys from the ignition, lock the doors, and buy a car alarm system that works
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pilgrims shocked when the "miracle water" flowing from a statue of Pope John Paul II really comes from the brand new water pipe
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(AP)
 
 
 
Sock puppets, cardboard cutouts, "Star Wars" parodies and Internet close-ups of an elephant's butt: The governor's race in Nevada
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Blogger, "freelance journalist" jailed after defying court order. In related news, CNET thinks bloggers are journalists now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surgeons find it easier to catalogue what was not found in man's stomach
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN issues BREAKING NEWS ALERT that Mel Gibson has been charged with misdemeanor drunken driving. Dear Mainstream Media: please make it stop, for the love of god and all that is holy
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(Civilrights.org)
 
 
 
Bush plan for military courts will expand their authority to include trials of people who aren't terrorists. No public or speedy trial, and crimes can be added at will
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(Some English Speaker)
 
 
 
Newspapers, schools, cities.. will there be any place in America left speaking English? Ask 1890
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(116)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
City's restrictive Internet filter prevents police from investigating local prostitutes that advertise on the Web
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris could be the first hurricane of the season. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(195)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Suspect in adult bookstore robberies arrested, caught when alert teller noticed bills sticking together
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to Philly, where if you witness a crime, you'll most likely spend more time in jail than the guy who actually committed it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers find there are more deaths during a heat wave in city neighborhoods that have a lot of liquor stores. In this case, correlation may well be causation
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Under a process that is hard to understand, ancient texts by mathmetician Archimedes reveal things that are hard to understand
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Space shuttle Atlantis moved to launch pad where it will either blow up or fall over soon as the crew gets in it
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy banging on a bridge
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As the center of the media universe, it's not hot until NYC says it's hot
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
City of Tampa says no when adult-entertainment industry asks to hold gigantic trade show at the convention center. Cause, y'know, Tampa doesn't want to be known for adult entertainment or anything
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(swtimes.com)
 
 
 
Boy witness in teacher sex case: "I could see teacher with legs apart and no underwear." Defense attorney, after moving legs apart: "Can you tell if I'm wearing underwear or not?"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Somehow three Swedish men were tricked out of their clothes and left with nothing but a bag of strawberries to cover their junk
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Elvis' old teddy bear, valued at £40,000, destroyed when the dog that was supposed to be guarding it goes berserk. The Sun is there
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gated community life is all about security, unless of course your gate system does not allow police, firefighters or EMTs access
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(Fayetteville Online)
 
 
 
Attention whore WBC fails to appear at funeral after discovering the media won't be there
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(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Basque sheepherders in Idaho carved political slogans and tales of sexual exploits on trees. Neither presumably about sheep
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(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Today's "Bank robber leaves checkbook at scene of crime" story brought to you by Lacey's Spring, Alabama
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study shows three out of four women would rather get a plasma TV than a diamond necklace. In other news, only one in four women can keep their husband from signing her name on surveys
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Greeting-card company considering expanding its product line to include "You're in jail so here are some drugs and I love you" brand
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Woman wins £800,000 in damages because coworkers blew rasperries at her and told her "you stink"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Milwaukee tackles the issue of men taking their shirts off in public (with scary pic)
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
A new method of protest: The "die-in," during which you collapse on the sidewalk and pretend to be dead. In Boston, you just might get stepped on for doing this during rush hour
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(The Age)
 
 
 
If you're going to boink your student, don't leave evidence like "Sexydreams my sexy horny schoolgirl xxx" text messages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ariana Huffington's on her third editorial about Gibson -- and counting. Just remember: Those ugly rumors about the liberal media piling on Gibson are totally unwarranted
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(County Press)
 
 
 
Beer run in Michigan starts with husband and wife screaming obscenities at each other, finishes with wife running down husband with pickup. Nice to see some traditions never change
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
7:58 a.m. -- board train. 8:01 a.m. -- read paper. 8:12 a.m. -- watch trained monkey fight
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Poo with a view: Irish toilet attracts $380,000 bid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Automatic flush toilets ruin movie shoot
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(WAPT)
 
 
 
Passenger gets DUI for holding the wheel as the driver took a bite of his sandwich
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College education: $40,000. New suit for interviews: $450. Only knowing how to make a bong out of potato and a ballpoint pen after four years of college: Worthless
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
This breaking news just in -- Comandante en Jefe Fidel Castro is still not dead
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(117)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In an effort to up their street cred, dolphin bites six-year-old boy's arm
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(62)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Handcuffed man bolts from squad car, hails taxi, and asks to be taken home, apparently unaware that police might look for him there
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(15)
 
(KTUU)
 
 
 
Today's idiot bringing home an unexploded 105 mm howitzer shell as a souvenir brought to you by Anchorage, Alaska
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(27)
 
(financialexpress)
 
 
 
Gas prices go up this time because of... wait for it... Tropical Storm Chris
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(114)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Squatter's rights do not include putting the guy next door in a coma
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than 75% of obese Americans think they have healthy eating habits, and 40% of those say they do "vigorous" exercise three times a week. Apparently, their "exercise" is a swim in Da Nile
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
United Airlines decides that, because the AC is broken in a jet when it is 100 degrees outside, they should cancel the flight. Just kidding: They pack 'em in and let 'em cook
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(haaretz.com)
 
 
 
Hezbollah troops are mowing down Israelis left and right, in much the same way Rob Schneider rakes in Oscar nominations
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(NBC13)
 
 
 
If your van won't start, don't assume pouring a lot of gasoline directly into the carburetor is the fix
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(55)
 
(Beaufort Gazette)
 
 
 
Man wins second lottery jackpot in 20 days: "I feel like I have a horseshoe stuck up my behind"
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Not news: Alligator in pond. Still not news: It's aggressive. Fark: In Montana
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Continued flooding in El Paso Texas makes it easier for illegals to just swim right in
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(65)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If strange people come up to you and do strange things, then you might be a freak magnet
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(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greenland brewery creates beer made with water from polar ice cap. Mmmmmm, that's good DDT
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(23)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Americans drinking more alcohol. Watch out Britain here we come
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(81)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Da dum... five-foot sand shark... da dum... with aspirations... da dum.... of greater things ..... da dum, da dum, da dum, da-dum-da-dum-da-dum-da-dum-da-dum... empties Long Island beach
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former President Ronald Reagan among 11 people who were born, worked or changed planes in California to be inducted into the state's hall of fame
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(47)
 
(theVoiceofReason)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson urged to make a third apology, this time to the police officer he called "Sugar Tits"
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(175)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Parents proud of their 22-month-old baby, who only fell once jet-skiing. DSS apparently on vacation too
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Ric Romero, with his unerring nose for news, discovers pop-up ads
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(236)
 
(News Journal)
 
 
 
Trailer carrying 21,000 pounds of cheese stolen by thief. Police have a theory for motive, but it is full of holes
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Silly: Businessman racks up $102,000 tab at gentleman's club. Obvious: He refuses to pay it. Fark: Lawyer for the swanky skin 'n' sin spot says this is nothing more than an ordinary tab
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prisoners pardoned, get drunk to celebrate, punch cops, back in jail -- all within five hours
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(16)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Tel Aviv could be in flames and I'm not sure it would push Gibson's sordid little tale off the front pages
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Many Hezbollah rockets are landing in the West Bank and striking Palestinian targets. "Oops, your car is a martyr in the war against the Zionists"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
During intense pounding Israel continues its thrust and pushes repeatedly into the lower regions of Lebanon, all amid moaning, clenched fists and gritted teeth over the situation
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(69)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
New dinosaur digging expedition lets you keep the dino bones you find
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man breaks window to get a cheeseburger at 3:00 a.m., cops can't capture him because he's too slippery from all the sweat and blood, and then there's an electrocution. That's basically the whole article in a nutshell
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this landscape artist
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Syphilis is up 23 percent, making it a far better deal than my 401K
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(66)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Man looking at his gun accidentally shoots himself in the head
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(71)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
FSM takes a hit when science supporters win majority on Kansas School board
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(593)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Passerby sees robbery in progress. Decides to give them a taste of their own medicine... by driving off in their getaway car
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(Pensacola Farker)
 
 
 
Fark Party Thursday August 24 @ McGuires in Pensacola Florida. Post comment or email farker maryjanesbrother
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Essex ale named best in Britain for second straight year. Makers of Budweiser go on rant about mindless home-country jingoism, demand recount
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(122)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Toronto Star discovers The Shocker. It won't be long now, Mrs. Romero
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(139)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro would like you all to know that he is still alive, and appreciates all of your kind wishes for his speedy recovery
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(190)
 
(WCSH 6)
 
 
 
Lobsterman catches rare ugly-ass yellow lobster. In related news, odds of finding a yellow lobster are one in 30 million
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(80)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Muslim Only" day at Britain's biggest amusement park is cancelled after ticket sales bomb
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(182)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Chris is building arm strength, could be called up to the majors by the end of the week
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: "My God, it's full of stars"
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(90)
 
(Some Tech Dweeb)
 
 
 
Why everyone on earth should be thankful to Bill Gates. I just threw up in my mouth a little
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(153)
 
(MSN Real Estate)
 
 
 
City planners, awakened from some drug-induced stupor, begin to limit increase in number of McMansions/starter castles
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(241)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten Windows password myths
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(172)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Insiders at SETI claiming they've received a confirmed alien signal, but it's being jammed by an earthbound human source. Mulder and Scully are on the scene
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(226)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Rejoice and let's party! The Spanish American War is OVER, and so is the tax imposed in 1898 to fund it
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(79)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NCAA mulling ban on hosting championship events in South Carolina, because the state still flies the Confederate flag
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(369)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
With no more pressing crimes to solve, British police try to ban drinkers from standing at the bar
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(44)
 


Tue August 01, 2006
(ark city.net)
 
 
 
Mattel Toys announced plans for a "Hot Wheels" convention and expect 5,000 people to attend. Location: Speed, KS...population 35. Parade expected to be longer than the 0.2 square mile town
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The combination of regular handling and residual warmth from use means your cell phone has more bacteria growing on it than a public restroom toilet seat
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(55)
 
(Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts respond to robbery by continuing community trash clean-up, community responds with donations
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(91)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man restrained, detained on plane after attempting to take a midair stroll
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
With nothing more important to do, Denver police began enforcing a 15 mph speed limit for bicyclists
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10-year-olds threatened with points off their eventual driver's licenses if they're caught riding pocket bikes
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(95)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
One can never be too patriotic: Man arrested on side of road waving flag while wearing only cowboy hat and boots. Had just left party "that got out of hand"
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(23)
 
(KFOX News)
 
 
 
El Paso TX gets a year's worth of rain in 60 hours. Rio Grande impassable. Your republican wants more rain
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(108)
 
(Portsmouth Herald)
 
 
 
"It's like someone taking a crap on your lawn every day", says the sign vigilante
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French tour bus crashes in Norway after riders demand driver get closer to a moose so they could get a picture of it
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(31)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Taking page from Gillette's R & D department, Burger King introduces four-burger cheeseburger
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(271)
 
(Portland Oregonian)
 
 
 
The guy who sued Nike because Michael Jordan looked like him drops his lawsuit because he's now succeeded in being identitifed by strangers as "That stupid ahole who sued Nike" instead of "That guy who looks like MJ"
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(70)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Prince Charles' residence opened for public viewing. For God's sake, don't look in the sock drawer
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(15)
 
(Some bored coworker)
 
 
 
Quick and Dirty: Photoshop submitter's coworkers, DIT, LGT image
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(81)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cracks in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier are expanding. Allegations that it's zombie veterans trying to rise from the grave to biatchslap Dubya still unconfirmed
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(338)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Power Rangers" producer & NY Jets owner complain to Federal Investigators how they were tricked by unethical tax advisors. Whaaambulance collides with Brinks truck
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(41)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
In Colorado, it's legal to shoot buglars in order to protect life and property, unless that property is your marijuana grow operation
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager - Episode II
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stephen King and John Irving beg J.K. Rowling not to kill off Harry Potter in final book of series. Potter unavailable for comment because HE'S NOT REAL
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(272)
 
(WJLA News)
 
 
 
Houses in Fairfax deemed too tall; quick-thinking builders add dirt around base, now County is perplexed
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(93)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Colbert Report - Wikiality, also known as the report that locked down Wikipedia
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(264)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're incredibly wealthy, shredding euro notes to use as confetti for your wedding might not go over so well with the not-so-fortunate
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(132)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mine collapse swallows Kansas town's only functioning bar. Let's get some relief down to that area quickly, people, they don't have much time
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(57)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Construction company that built Hitler's bunker in Berlin is constructing retirement home for Holocaust survivors
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(91)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
A woman claims an unsecured toilet seat in a Borders Bookstore caused her to fall and become "permanently disfigured."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.N. Secretary-General seeks unity on Mideast. Yeah, good luck with that
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(132)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf has come to an agreement over "Bat out of Hell" rights. We can all sleep a little easier tonight
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(99)
 
(NewsWatch50.com)
 
 
 
Not News: man runs from police. News: Police dog bites him on the ass. Fark: He was wanted on a cruelty to animals charge
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(93)
 
(TKCC)
 
 
 
Man who stole 8-pounds of fudge with underwear over his head will probably face a few years of having more fudge pounded into his still underwearless bottom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kodak eliminating 2,000 more jobs. This will cut their workforce to approximately three people -- and boy, will they be busy
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(147)
 
(KOAT)
 
 
 
Today's slow news story: There are rattlesnakes in the desert
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Playboy to launch online poker site. Can't wait to see what those cards look like
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