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Sun July 23, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(London Times)
 
 
 
British Army bagpipers told to wear earplugs, unlike the rest of us advised not to run as fast as one possibly can from the skirted man torturing a cat in his armpit
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Motorcycle daredevil attempts a world-record 315-foot jump. The key word is "attempts" (w/pics)
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People in Des Moines have a new form of entertainment. Chicken poop bingo
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun hands out free newspapers to Brits fleeing Lebanon: "It has been a real morale boost to see The Sun"
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Las Vegas closes section of airport, quarantines passengers from incoming flight to determine whether they had the chicken or the fish
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ancient Egyptian / alien connection found. Mulder surrenders
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA researcher says sex in space would be underwhelming but more research is needed. Line of volunteers stretches from here to the Moon and back
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson asking fans to design new album cover. Photoshop some alternatives. (Difficulty: No Super Bowl "malfunctions")
source: nstylez.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Lemming)
 
 
 
Play this great javascript version of the classic Lemmings game
source: elizium.nu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One third of college graduates say they don't need a degree to do the job they have. In related news, if I had wanted fries with that I would have said so
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(262)
 
(Some Happy Guy)
 
 
 
Homeless man finds $21,000 in trash. That's a lot of MD 20-20
source: news.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man robs fudge shop wearing women's underwear as a mask
source: nbcactionnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Ra! Ra! shish boom ba!)
 
 
 
Caption this cheerleading squad
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(123)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Government of Nunavut may soon recognize Inuit sign language based on one deaf man who lives there who apparently has developed his own that is different from ASL. Fun fact the article leaves out: He's a rapist with multiple convictions
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Church of England bishop declares flying "a sin," noting if God had meant us to take holidays in foreign countries, he would have squeezed all the countries together and made sure everyone spoke English
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(114)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
I love how the periwinkle curtains and lace micro-fridge covers really break up the "concrete prison" feeling. College students now spend billions on dorm room decorations
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these pics of underground areas of Russia
source: funmansion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Heat exhaustion likely the cause of death of 11- and 12-year old boys during football practice
source: tampabays10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submit your best Fark headline for historical event. Your dog wants an Norman invasion
source: eyewitnesstohistory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(324)
 
(Truth Vendor)
 
 
 
JFK was the leader of secret vampire sect. Now it all makes sense
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Inflatable sculpture floats 30 feet into the air. With people inside. Two dead and twelve injured
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos moving ahead with his plans for a VTOL spacecraft. What could possibly go wrong?
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Recreate your favorite album cover in MS Paint
source: lkwdpl.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(367)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today's 'Good luck with that' headline: "Utah Struggles to Combat Its Dull Image"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pagan religion whose followers do stuff like worship Norse gods and sacrifice other inmates at foot of home-made altars gaining popularity in PMITA prisons. Whaht are the chances?
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(431)
 
(Some Album Guy)
 
 
 
50 albums that changed music. Strangely, nothing by the Backstreet Boys listed
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(453)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Farkers looking for a supernatural roommate can now buy the Florida house haunted by a cranky woman who likes to make pennies vanish (with video)
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(81)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bad enough that you're caught shoplifting from K-Mart, but if your day ends with deputies having to haul your sorry ass out of the swamp you got stuck in trying to run away, you may want to reflect on your life choices
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(44)
 
(Louis Le Tour)
 
 
 
Landis wins, Thor shows his strength, and the Tour is done. In other new OLN back to showing all fishing, all the time
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(123)
 
(Some bliminal)
 
 
 
Scientists can now implant a memory that tells you how sick you once got drinking and how much you don't want to drink now. Still no cure for cancer and all that
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(149)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Family shuts down SeaWorld's Kraken roller coaster after mom has anxiety attack on ride and daughter passes out
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(196)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ohio village opens bathroom art gallery to show not all modern art is crap
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dems are going to Iowa, then Nevada, and New Hampshire, then South Carolina....Yeeeeeaaarrrrrgh
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Of course I have a PhD, your honor, I just don't remember from where or in what, says accused child molester
source: watchingthewatchers.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
This week's "25 illegal immigrants arrested at work" story brought to you by the United States Air Force
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(59)
 
(WSMV)
 
 
 
Bionic man attempts to stop carjacking
source: wsmv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(50 Connect)
 
 
 
New slightly sweet Welsh cheese to debut July 26th
source: 50connect.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Before subjecting detainees to strobe lights, loud music, extreme heat or cold, or intimidation by barking dogs, please fill out this form
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Anesthesiologists: "Our Hippocratic Oaths preclude us from executing inmates." Judge: "Okay, we'll pay someone else to do it. Bye bye now"
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(161)
 
(People's Daily China)
 
 
 
Trained monkey beats the crap out of trainer (pics)
source: english.people.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
When does letting the air out of tires result in getting arrested for vandalism? When you let the air out of the tires of 38 school buses
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(22)
 
(Arutz Sheva)
 
 
 
BBC admits that they are falsifying Lebanese casualties; considers terrorists using private homes as civilians
source: arutzsheva.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(435)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California issues Stage One electricity alerts. EVERYONE PANIC after you unplug your spare refrigerator
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(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
One New York City cop manages to shoot four fellow officers while trying to gun down an attacking pit bull. That's some good shootin' there, Lou
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(56)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Power outage website overwhelmed by people without power?
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ahhh, the last week of July. The sun is shining, the days are warm and thousands of aspiring lawyers discover that, after spending seven years in school and racking up almost $100,000 in debt, they still have to pass the bar exam
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Pe-tards)
 
 
 
PETA proves they have their heart at the right place by criticizing the US government for animals being abandoned in Lebanon under Israeli stikes and petition to get them evacuated
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(132)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Small boy falls down well
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
South Dildo. Population: 272
source: collections.ic.gc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bob Geldof forced to cancel two concerts after selling 50 tickets out of 12,000 for sale. Somebody do a benefit for this guy, it's getting painful to watch
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(78)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One of the best-written stories you'll ever read on the death of the American steel belt, and Weirton, West Virginia in particular
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(123)
 
(RGJ)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 to claim the bank is robbing him. Police show up and are not amused at what he did there
source: news.rgj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Today's police chief making U-turn causing an accident and cited for driving without a license, brought to you from Ferryville, Wis
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan Acoustics Laboratory invents device to translate canine speech. Your dog wants a word with you
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red-costumed character
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(66)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you order a pizza from Dominos in Myaree-Australia, please tip generously. The delivery guy is being forced to work for free
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(113)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Jeep hopes to attract younger customers with new bobblehead commercials
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(52)
 
(Some Village)
 
 
 
Caption these village shamans dancing to ward off evil spirits
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(66)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Caption these fashion models
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(51)
 
(MySpace)
 
 
 
MySpace is down, EVERYBODY PANIC
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(242)
 
(Crikey!)
 
 
 
Dumb: Having an office pet. Stupid: Bitten by pet while you drunkenly attempt to feed it. Fark.com: Office pet is an alligator
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(28)
 
(Some Horde priest)
 
 
 
Horde Paladins, Alliance Shaman. Oddly enough, the whining is the same on both sides
source: worldofwarcraft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pictures of world leaders in their youth. Tony Blair was a hippie
source: irandefence.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(263)
 


Sat July 22, 2006
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Male nannies or Mannies gaining in popularity despite accusations of girly manism
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(49)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All you Farkers moving to big cities to find jobs might want to reconsider: here are the best cities in the US to get a job
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredients: A bike, a mike and a pike
source: images.google.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Smack4u)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Fark Trivia Thread
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(1907)
 
(Some Franklin)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts of America, "We can discriminate if we want." City of Philadelphia, "We can charge rent if we want."
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(843)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ex-pentagon big guns have a lot of kickback
source: theday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Graduate)
 
 
 
The United States' insistence that students assume huge debts to pay for their college education is unusual enough that the Chinese government included it in its report of American human rights violations
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(291)
 
(Mother Earth News)
 
 
 
12 great places you've never heard of
source: motherearthnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Marijuana smoking doesn't lead to heroin use. Obvious tag grabs some Twinkies and watches Sesame Street for a few hours
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(280)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man caught speeding tries to pass himself off as a cop. To a cop. What could possibly go wrong?
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Caution -- Retards in Area"
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(341)
 
(MosNews.com)
 
 
 
Thieves steal specially made motorcycle from circus monkey
source: mosnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sea view
source: cache.aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Media Matters)
 
Video
 
CNN cites Fark to make case that we're in WWIII. Manages to not mention the URL of course.
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(218)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Professors pushing the "grammar is dead" movement, claiming grammar is "chauvanistic," discover to their horror that they have to read papers written by students who don't know any grammar
source: campusreportonline.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(309)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Telling your 71-year-old grandmother you plan to construct a gigantic replica of a uterus on her doorstep must be one of the least pleasant tasks for any grandson"
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(34)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
No matter how deeply-held your religious beliefs are, they will never allow you to bring human skulls onto airplanes
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(KARE 11)
 
 
 
The first death to the West Nile Virus. Everyone Panic
source: kare11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
New York state finds yet another thing it can slap a tax on: Lap dances at strip clubs
source: buffalonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Recipe for a dumbass tag: Take two cheeseheads, add lots of alcohol, a large fire, pickups, pepper spray, and some pieces of a garage. Stir well at high speeds
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Got a hangover? Cure it with homemade Pepto-Bismol ice cream. Here's the recipe (pics)
source: blogjam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Daily Press)
 
 
 
The only thing dumber than vandalizing a firehouse is trying to make your getaway in an emergency vehicle
source: dailypress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Seattle Post)
 
 
 
U.N. guidelines on sexual harrassment rules out neck massages
source: commondreams.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Want a bigger house? Have the fire department burn down your old home and get tax breaks in the process
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Fruits, nuts and flakes)
 
 
 
The awakening of the public and the coming overthrow of evil
source: newstarget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just engaged and feel a sinking, falling sensation?
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In an attempt to broaden their base, White House invites those young hip American Idols contestants to meet the president. Bush secretly annoyed that Taylor Hicks received 4 million more votes this year than he did in the 2004 elections
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Pachelbel's Canon on electric guitar, played with talent
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(JitterBug.com)
 
 
 
Star Wars vs Dune
source: jitterbug.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Giant inflated frog missing - - police on the lookout for pervert collecting giant blow up animals
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(News and Star)
 
 
 
When circus clowns get into brawls with animal rights activists, everybody wins
source: newsandstar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(AF.mil)
 
 
 
Photoshop this balance test
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(40)
 
()
 
Boobies
 
(undef)
source: nyinquirer.typepad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inspirational posters for the gamers
source: llbbl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Organic Media in preliminary developmental stage - Sky-Net right around the corner
source: gadgets.qj.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Should a heated disagreement arise following a drug binge with your wife do not, DO NOT double dare her to stab you
source: tricities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(New Scientist)
 
Video
 
Here they are, folks. Video of top ten most likely candidates to find Sarah Connor
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Even though it may make the baby Jesus cry, cohabitation is now officially legal in N.C. Feel free to celebrate with your old lady
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Kingston Whig Standard)
 
 
 
There are such things as garbage truck driving competitons. This guy messed it up
source: thewhig.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cowboy with a sparkler
source: velvetphoto.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
For those of us reading this in the middle of the night: Top 5 Ways to Sleep Better
source: wptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 


Fri July 21, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hillary accuses ad execs of wanting to put computer chips in kids' brains
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Baby triceratops found in Montana. RUN FOR YOUR ... oh, wait, it's just bones
source: billingsgazette.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the murder capital of the United States is ..... Orlando
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
After neighbors complain repeatedly about fights in their yard during teen and hip hop nights, police raid local bar and arrest eleven. With smiley mug shot photo gallery hilarity
source: tampabays10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When throwing an underage drinking party at your friend's house, do not, repeat DO NOT steal his father's guns, especially if he's a cop
source: sheboygan-press.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Getting a solid hit on the QB during football practice? Awesome. Getting gang-sodomized with foreign objects in the shower after practice? Not so much
source: kutv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(LLN)
 
 
 
GM admits it's building hybrids to get good press, and not much else
source: leftlanenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hurt, surprised and angry are just some of the feelings of an Arkansas man dressed as a chicken on the corner
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A dozen writers threaten walkout from "America's Top Model" reality show. In other news, it apparently takes twelve people to write a reality show about wannabe supermodels
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Pelican Press)
 
 
 
Florida county to vote on Diebold machines on referendum for retaining Diebold. Expecting 99% turnout with 99% of deliriously happy voters. 160,000 folks assume that they must be that 1%
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(226)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
9 year old's porker sells for $200 per pound. Company, not realizing how much the pig weighed, tries to renegotiate $51,000 purchase price
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How would farkers customize their own M&Ms?
source: us.mms.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Middle schoolers say that their sex education program has convinced them to wait to lose their virginity until after they graduate ... or the first available opportunity, whichever comes sooner
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Article says: Report finds child abuse most prevalent in three San Antonio zip codes. Article means: Child abuse high in slummy crime-riddled ethnic minority ghettos full of crack-addicts, drug dealers, and hoes
source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Miss Representation)
 
 
 
Darren Sherman, CEO of Regulatory Advisory Services, stalks a woman for $50 (her half of dinner) when he doesn't get a second date. Complete with email and 5 voicemail threats to sue and tattle to her boss. Too sad/funny not to be true
source: prdifferently.typepad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Some IT Guy)
 
 
 
Suggested gifts for Sys Admin Day on July 28, 2006. Get our gifts early, all you users
source: sysadminday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit police warn about serial killer on the loose. Reporters wondering which one they're talking about
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ICU staff pesters family to let their dad "die with dignity." If you're wondering whether he made a full recovery before they could talk the family into pulling the plug, your Fark Fu is strong
source: opinionjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lots of people saw Dubya's backrub on YouTube
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Look up, in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. No. it's participants of the nerd prom (with a not bad picture of Wonder Woman)
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
India makes first arrests in Mumbai bombings. Guess which country is implicated in them
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Vampire Web site used to lure underage girls to cemeteries for goth sex. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(NWCN)
 
 
 
Seattle suffering from "what's perhaps best described as an explosive digestive problem". It ain't the coffee but that isn't helping
source: nwcn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
When your wife says take out the garbage, she means it
source: firstcoastnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Much like Ken Lay's arteries, Brits indicted in Enron case blocked from passage
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man proposes new slogan to Motel 6: We'll leave a gator in the tub for you
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kennesaw, GA - the city with the mandatory gun ownership ordinance that doesn't work - has its first murder since July of 2004
source: mdjonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(393)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ken Lay leaves assets to a fund to help ex-employees. Just kidding, his wife gets it all
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(Fark)
 
VideoEdit
 
VideoEdit: In honor of the upcoming election, create a low-budget commercial for a local candidate using only stock video. Due today
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(Some Farking Party Guy)
 
 
 
Final Reminder: DC-Area Fark Party Tonight
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(209)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Boy kept alive for 7 minutes underwater in hot tub by father breathing into his mouth
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(400)
 
(Some Bug)
 
 
 
It's back Giant mutant insect spotted near Mt. St. Helens. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(169)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Whizzinator...$49.95....Failing Drug Test....13 Years...Reporter trying not to use offending words in article...priceless
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Council members in England decided to do a traffic census on a busy highway during rush hour. Even better was that it was 97 degrees and eventually caused an 11-mile backup
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian evacuees upset that Harper did not send the QM2 loaded with monkey butlers and diamond-encrusted waterbeds to take them to Cyprus
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(236)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Crews out all night on Sarasota fire that killed tons of... fish?
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wimpy pirates skip burying their booty, turn in stolen Rs to authorities
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(54)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Cruise ship that nearly tipped over in calm, still water due to set sail on new cruise this weekend - despite no one quite knowing what went wrong
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Newspaper reporter manages to plant fake bomb on "high security" cargo train carrying nuclear waste through Britain. In other news, Brits marvel at sight of actual functioning train
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(47)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
A PROFESSOR of mathematics has worked out an equation to calculate how long into a car journey it takes a child to ask: "Are we nearly there yet?"
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(79)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Elephant art to make a big impressionist. Victoria Khunapramot, 26, has brought a selection of 25 elephant paintings - including self-portraits - to the Dundas Gallery on Dundas Street
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(43)
 
(Some Low Visibility)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman in the fog
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(99)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Sex toy expo in full swing. You might want to wash that before you try it out
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(96)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A menage a trois involving a police officer goes bad. The Sun is there
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(Some Michigander)
 
 
 
"You don't see a lot of people with lawn mowers that will run over 60 mph."
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lead plaintiffs in landmark Massachusetts same-sex marriage case are breaking up. Battle for child custody, alimony, and Indigo Girls CD collection to ensue
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark prophecy comes true: more press coverage given to New York power outage affecting far fewer people than to St. Louis power outage caused by devastating storms
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(169)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Mexico's leftist presidential hopeful discounts recent election, offers half price if you promise to vote for him twice
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you have anal sex with a chick, only to then find out she's really a dude, how defensible is it to kick the crap out of him/her? Let's have a two-day national conference and talk about it, shall we?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First coral snake bite death in 40 years goes to a guy getting drunk with Jesus
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(KSL)
 
 
 
Church-based camp orders inspirational CD's, receives profane rap and jazz recordings instead. Oh, the humanity
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
School districts going crazy trying to make allowances for religious holidays of all cultures. Entire school year to consist of 3 non-consecutive days in Februrary
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(154)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bomb explodes in apartment complex near Houston. Police department notices lack of damage; decides to detonate the remaining explosives themselves. Nobody panics because this is Texas. Nobody cares because this isn't New York
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hungary invites couples to have sex on boats at Lake Balaton resort. In related news, the Minnesota Vikings announce plans to move training camp to Lake Balaton
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Myspace to host massive party in Pontiac, MI; plan to hand out free razors and black hair dye at the door
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(64)
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, city argues over statue of 'anatomically correct' gargoyle... giving new meaning to the phrase 'rock hard'
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(48)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bill allowing the execution of pedophiles passes under endorsement of Senators Abouttime and Stringemup
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(405)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
First it's open then it's closed, now it's partially open. Yeesh figuring out when you can drive the Big Dig tunnel is like trying to get past second base on a date with tease
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(47)
 
(Oh Homer)
 
 
 
Convicted child molester could go free because judge accepted a doughnut. Doughnut? Doh
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(66)
 
(Hit and Run Maniac)
 
 
 
Today's car striking pedestrian and then driving three miles with the body on the roof brought to you by Delaware. In three miles they covered most of the state
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Headline: US opposed to ceasefire. Quote: US would love to have a ceasefire
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(435)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Guy-whose-mother-just-died fights it out with guy-whose-father-just-died for the lead in the British Open
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Omar Bakri Muhammed: "I'm sorry I called for the bombing of England and referred to the 9/11 hijackers as 'the magnificent 19,' please let me back in, I'm scared." Britain: "Die in a Fire"
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(116)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert gives July 21st, 2006 just one star, citing a predictable script and bad acting (see right sidebar on page)
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(95)
 
(YnetNews)
 
 
 
Saudi's top cleric issues a scathing Fatwa... against Hizbullah
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(159)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
It's just not a party until someone gets shot in the groin
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(13)
 
(WCBS TV)
 
Video
 
Today's Tomakawk cruise missile falling of a truck onto the highway brought to you by The Bronx
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(47)
 
(Some Party Hostess)
 
 
 
Update to Dallas Farkers: SoaMF Fark Party DIT LG to original thread about party
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(28)
 
(Some Burning PHX Farker)
 
 
 
Phoenix Fark Party Reminder: Saturday July 22nd @ 7pm. George & Dragon II (LG to map) (DIT)
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(59)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Instead of 60 days in jail, a judge ruled that two paintballers must hit their own cars to stay out of jail
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(73)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly mourns chessesteak creator. In 1933, Harry and his brother were tired with hotdogs
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(151)
 
(Some Wonkette)
 
 
 
Today's Lebanon evacuation hotline number misprinted as a sex line brought to you by the Washington Post
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(37)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you lose your own penis during a drunken bet, you may be a Latvian redneck
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(75)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
"I'm stupid. I'm an idiot," says man after leading police on 90 mph car chase because his inspection sticker was expired. Well, at least he got the stupid idiot part right
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(40)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Motorized scooters for the disabled at places like DisneyWorld are finding a lucrative new market: Lazy, able-bodied people who are just sick of walking
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(223)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Study says parrots as intelligent as young children. Proof that kids should be locked in cages also
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Johnny Damon's agent gets bent about "Damon Sucks" bibs sold by Red Sox fan. Silly lawsuit threat causes free publicity to ensue
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(74)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
On today, the 1-year Anniversary of FARK's favorite paint huffer, we present the mug shot of his latest arrest. Same face; different color
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(123)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
In the "never done before" category, local gas station thinks they are the first ever to put "arm" and "leg" on the marquee. And it was still featured in the local paper
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The shih-tzu really hits the fan when flaming dog meat sets Chinese school on fire
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Drew will be on Sirius Channel 110 with the guys from The Smoking Gun from 7am-8am this morning. Replay at 7pm tonight
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rock ring in the desert
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(138)
 
(Recorder & Times)
 
 
 
Canadian city ponders big questions, like "Is it a crime to let your dog poop on someone's lawn even if you clean it up?" Police tell intrepid reporter who asks it, "That's just an all-around stupid question."
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(87)
 
(The Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man falls from porch. Good news: the porch was ground-level. Bad news: he fell face-first. Good news: in the grass. Bad news: onto a broken pickaxe
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(67)
 
(Some DnM fan)
 
 
 
AudioEdit: Don and Mike show are looking for a new intro/opening. Make one. LGT their home page with info about the new show opening
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(9)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Executive quits £700,000 a year job to spend more time with his 14-month-old daughter
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(189)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Survey of more than 200 people living on Acacia avenues in Britain - aka suburbia personified - finds are people there are happy with their lives, rarely get divorced, have steady jobs and one in 10 owns a garden gnome
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(59)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Parents suspicious as school-issued back-to-school shopping lists for students include janitorial supplies such as liquid hand soap, hand sanitizers, Plug-In refills, toilet paper and Band-Aids
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(239)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Anteater baby's got back (pic)
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
100 MPG Cars In Our Future
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(109)
 
(Classic)
 
Video
 
Julian Beever's 3D chalk art. With some new chalky goodness
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(49)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pocket-sized chihuahuas make easy prey for growing number of dog thieves
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
10 sports moments that will never be forgotten
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(244)
 


Thu July 20, 2006
(Business Week)
 
 
 
Judge rolls back law that would have forced Wal-Mart to increase its health benefits, thus ensuring their always-low prices will remain low
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(292)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sniffer dog used to find bumblebee nests. Step two is to persuade the dog to run at people with bees in its mouth
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(49)
 
(googlesightseeing)
 
 
 
Fly with your mouse over this 1:25th scale model of a Dutch city
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bill and Bob
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(109)
 
(Some PC Guy)
 
 
 
Pictoral response to those annoying Mac vs. PC ads (SFW)
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(690)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
L.A. man sues after discovering video camera hidden in ceiling of sperm bank. Specifically the "donation room" where he was, um, making a deposit with the help of Barely Legal, issue 238
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(177)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Virginia death row inmate with 76 IQ proves it by choosing the electric chair over lethal injection
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(433)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
West Virginia potato chip maker drops sucky new heart-healthy low-fat variety after customers tell them if they wanted healthy, they wouldn't be eating chips in the first place
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(83)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky school board recommends ex-porn star not be rehired. No money shot to her account, might have to revisit the ATM
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(110)
 
(KSL)
 
 
 
Utah faces disturbing terror threat: Trucker Bombs. No, not truck bombs. Trucker Bombs
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(128)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Going into hospital soon? New survey warns you to expect one medical error every day in your treatment. Have fun
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(113)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dozens of thefts of the letter 'R' from signs all around town. Pirates sought for questioning
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Autopsy finds Ken Lay died of heart disease. Specifically, a disease that makes the heart disappear
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(71)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
We may be witnessing the birth of the "Nigerian e-mail scam defense"
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chef attempts audition for Hell's Kitchen by beating cook for serving cold appetizers
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(90)
 
(CFCN News)
 
 
 
Edmonton now the Murder Capital of Canada (4 per 100,000)...and still better than the 3rd-safest major American city (Colorado Springs: 4.8/100,000). In other news, there's absolutely no evidence that Gun Control works
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(626)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran was present at North Korea missile tests, thereby fullfilling the Bush Axis of Evil prophecy
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(215)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted while playing online poker should have gone all in and bought a surge protector
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AAA: "Predicted record high gas prices may or may not come true." Unless they don't. But we're not sure
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tips for effective bank robbing: 1. Put ski mask on before you get there 2. DO NOT drive your own car 3. DO NOT drive home afterwards
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(32)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Someone finally notices that the attractive new plants in Indiana town's planters are three-foot pot plants. ''I wouldn't know a marijuana plant from a dandelion,'' says head of citizen's group that maintains them
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(178)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Israel hints at full-scale invasion. Short of that, a 1:72 scale RPG-style invasion might be fun
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(478)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Unexpected side effects with illegible prescriptions: "The patient continued to be constipated, but was happy to get a restful night of sleep"
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(77)
 
(WCAX)
 
 
 
Guess what's stopping this $320 million irrigration project A) unions B) weather C) fraud D) imaginary woodpeckers
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(125)
 
(Some Party Lovin' Guy)
 
 
 
DC Fark Party Reminder: Tomorrow July 21, Ireland's Four Courts Arlington near Courthouse Metro Station 6pm stat
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(134)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Slow news day: Alcohol increases risk of injuries
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(78)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Clinton's campaign records show staff travel to prepare for Iowa caucuses; spokesman claims it's a clerical error and Clinton isn't running for president
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(242)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
If you lose the keys to your flat and can't afford a locksmith, the obvious course of action is to set fire to the building
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boston commuting just got worse - Gov shuts down Big Dig tunnel
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(201)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Israel claims half of Hezbollah's military has been destroyed. Still can't seem to find the remaining donkey and Toyota pickup with the shotgun in the cab
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(257)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Storm leaves 450,000 St. Louis residents without power as temperatures threaten to pass 100 degrees. If this was in New York City, you would have already heard about it. Constantly
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(387)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy assembling an above-ground pool
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(93)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
25% of people wouldn't evacuate even if a hurricane was bearing down on their house. Can't decide if they have the right idea or not, since once the government gets you out, they and only they can let you back in
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(146)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
"I hollered out, 'Don't look, Ethel', but it was too late. She'd already been mooned."
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(184)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
5,000 Swedes evacuated from Lebanon by text message
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(105)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Three burglars break into personal gym of champion weightlifer, leave empty-handed when they can't lift anything in it
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(44)
 
(SABC News)
 
 
 
South African brewery warns that 12 cases of free beer from forwarding e-mail to ten friends e-mail is fake
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The government of Vietnam is going into the porn industry, will love you long time, sucky-sucky for only a dollar
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(125)
 
(WCSH Portland)
 
 
 
Department store appreciates all of their customers, but asks that from now on, please shop with your pants on
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(36)
 
(Some monkey)
 
 
 
You will be happy to hear that Sponge Bob, the latest of numerous monkeys stolen from a British zoo in recent months, is fine. No word on his square pants
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore blogger warned for posting cartoons mocking Jesus Christ. That's it, everybody riot
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(238)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Denver choking on near record smog levels, lack of a power forward who can score
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(116)
 
(TheAge.com)
 
 
 
Lebanon Prime Minister acusses Hezbollah of creating "a state within a state", demands them to disarm
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(588)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
First US evacuees from Lebannon arrive in Baltimore, debate whether this is an improvement over Beirut or not
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(271)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Field testing may soon bump fuel cells up from "the next big thing" to the *actual* big thing
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China says Genghis Khan laid foundation for the Renaissance, started the Industrial Revolution and invented the internets
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(127)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
University student lights couch on fire in dorm so he can meet women as the building was being evacuated. Genius, I tells ya
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears sells luxury pad for $4m, has apparently switched to tampons
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FIFA suspends Zinedine Zidane for three matches for headbutt - which is irrelevant because he retired after the World Cup
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(195)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turns out "reinvented" Sunny D, with 28 teaspoons of sugar per bottle, might not qualify as a health food. Company hastens to point out that the original had 37, so cut them a damn break already
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(168)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky basketball fans contact potential recruit via MySpace to convince him to attend U of K. Turns out that's an NCAA violation. Duke sucks
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(80)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Acceptable jobs for police to moonlight as: Bouncer, security guard. Unacceptable jobs for police to moonlight as: Prostitute
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(56)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee man changes middle name from "Leroy" to "None of the Above", promptly runs for Governor and U.S. Senate
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(94)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Scooter-driving Italian breaks national record by losing 144 points off his license in 15 minutes
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(105)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Congress takes time out of their busy schedule banning gay marriages and flag burning to transfer ownership of ugly-ass cross on a San Diego hill to the Department of Defense
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(467)
 
(DontWalk-Run.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lights that look like security cameras
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(74)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Inmates make their getaway on a John Deere tractor. Last seen heading for nearest NASCAR track
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What history tells us about how to deal with youth crime and hoodies run amok
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(56)
 
(NZCity)
 
 
 
New 6.2 earthquake rattles Indonesia. With very illustrative graphic of what this all means for the planet
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The worst American cars of this year. Next year looks to be a bumper crop year for GMNissanRenault
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Study finds majority of bloggers are under 30, overly dramatic and completely self-absorbed
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 63: "Band photography" Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(Some Guy)
 
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Creating perfect underwater bubble rings: he's like Aquaman, only with powers (some site images NSFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists petition Congress to change policy that allows the US to launch a nuclear first strike against non-nuclear targets. In other news, US policy allows launching a nuclear first strike against non-nuclear targets
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Top poker players go all in for lawsuit against World Poker Tour
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The next must own car - The Tesla Roadster, powered by more than 6,800 lithium-ion batteries, can go zero to 60 mph in about four seconds. Top speed: 130 mph. Range 250 Miles. Oh, and check out the Pic
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(London Times)
 
 
 
British company introduces "anti-terror" cutlery for use on board aircraft; airline food continues to instil fear, despondency
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks people to think of ways to break the addiction of fossil fuels. Ideas include "No Drive Sundays", telling people to ride bikes and "use solar power". Think of one that doesn't fall under the tag
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(Winona News)
 
 
 
Trail of bras and panties leads police to underwear thief. Newspaper report notes dryly that there was a "brief" chase
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Ancient reptile found to have had wings like a fighter jet (pic)
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(EW)
 
 
 
Once more, with feeling: Joss Whedon's post-cancellation "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" adventures coming to comic book store near you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems the U.S. faces, House votes to protect "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Glut of grapes means Australian wine is now cheaper than water there, and tastes pretty much the same
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Wed July 19, 2006
(AF.mil)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Transformers movie extras
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Girl raised by a pack of dogs is now 23, still wants steak (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presidential hopeful Steve Adams gets interview after farked-up poll puts him on top
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A python in Idaho swallows an entire queen-sized electric blanket instead of his rabbit dinner. Wucky wabbit
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Devil's Tower fire contained, no doubt with help from crazy guy with mashed-potato sculpture
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Today's "What liberal media?" example: Reuters quotes the White House as saying Bush vetoed legislation desired by scientists and supported by a majority of Americans. No doubt that's just how the White House said it
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(SiliconEra.com)
 
 
 
"Half-Life 2" HDTV arcade game developed (with pics)
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(111)
 
(Some British Guy with Heatstroke)
 
 
 
Temperatures in UK to hit over 100 degrees for second time since 1659. Here comes the science
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(229)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Surprise. YouTube sued over copyright infringement
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(153)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Farker's little sister makes it out of Beirut, gives her account
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Drunk man falls 30 metres while trying to relieve himself, is still holding his beer when rescued. If you think he might be Australian -- good on ya, mate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OPEC: Oil prices are too high and we have production capacity to spare. Reporter: Will you increase production? OPEC: Meh, maybe next week
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
1010 wins. You give us 22 minutes, and we'll give you really bad art
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man tries cleaning a washing machine with gasoline. Hilarity ensues
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bush plays the veto card, kills stem cells. Wait, that's not right
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
If your First Alert smoke alarm is shooting battery acid into your eye, it may be defective. You should use your remaining eye to look into having it replaced
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(Some Science Site)
 
 
 
Forest fires are throwing radioactive fallout from 50 years ago back into the air. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rosco P. Coltrane to scan the irises of everybody pulled over in Mecklenburg County, North Carolina
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(151)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
New power workout machine is a giant $9,000 vibrator
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(St Paul Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Nations's second-largest health insurance provider sees 27-percent increase in profits this year. In strange coincidence, this farker sees insurance premiums rise by 27 percent this year
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this robber wanted to do with the chicken breasts, brake pads, batteries, headphones, clothing and a game
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(Inky)
 
 
 
"For those of us in the news biz, there is only one thing more exciting than heat. It is record heat. We will remake the front page and use Pearl Harbor-sized type for headlines that say: 'Record Heat Scorches Region'"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from Tom Cruise, Saudi Arabia allows "temporary marriages" where there's little commitment beyond sex. No word on if the Catholic Church plans to release similar doctrine on "technical virginity"
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(Some Beretta)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be agent of non-existent agency leaves gun at border crossing, arrested when he asked for it back
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Rocket strike hits Nazareth; Led Zeppelin, Cream left unscathed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain hit by hottest July day since records began. Confused and frightened natives planning to sacrifice goats and sheep to angry Rain God
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gang of hardened criminals abduct teen, take him across country and force him to participate in their nefarious scheme to sell fake magazine subscriptions. What?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago alderman revises trans-fats ban in restaurants, narrows ban to fast-food joints and major chains. Deal reportedly settled over Maine bluefin tuna with candied grapefruit at Charlie Trotter's
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man calls in to "Opie and Anthony" saying he is going to kill a tree live on air. Man uses gun. Tree laughs it off, police don't
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The "All Your Base" cliche finally catches up with Calvin & Hobbes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
From the "Who Didn't See This Coming?" Department: US Airways to place ads on its vomit bags
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Icy Hot Stuntaz just released their latest music video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Find out when your name was popular in history. Looks like Milton peaked in 1910
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass beluga whale born at Chicago's Shedd Aquarium. Who are we kidding, he's adorable (pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "guy masturbating in the Arby's drive-thru again" story brought to you by Decatur and the makers of Arby's secret sauce
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Former Navy quarterback accused of rape described the encounter as "sex gone bad." If he's convicted, he'll realize what that really means
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
God takes time off from his busy schedule to mark alligator with letters G-O-D (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Circus kangaroo on the loose in Ireland. In related news, thousands of Irishmen vow to never go into a pub again
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Michelle Malkin thinks there are no conservatives at Fark, obviously has never seen any of our "nuke 'em till they glow, shoot 'em in the dark" threads
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(Some Green)
 
 
 
Ft Worth-Arlington, Texas "Snakes on a Plane" party info. August 18, DIT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TV news crew stands by and gets great video while numerous drivers get airborne on buckled road
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Marriott to make all North American hotels non-smoking
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NewsFlash
 
Canadian PM to personally evacuate 120 Lebanese-Canadians with his plane. Minister of Public Safety Stockwell Day to follow up with rides on his seadoo
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Beirut once a city of beauty and elegance. So was Carthage, but that was a long time ago, too
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Humane society threatens to sue Amazon over sale of two cockfighting magazines. In other news, there are enough cockfighting enthusiasts to support two magazines
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
How can you explain to your cellmate Bubba that your robbery was foiled by a 13-year-old tying you up with jump rope?
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(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Scientists say carrots are good for your eyes, unless you use one to stab your wife in the eye
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(News & Record)
 
 
 
NC lawmakers want to pass a bill allowing retailer coupons for booze, and another bill outlawing manufacturer coupons
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Fiji Water runs snarky advertisement at Cleveland's expense. Smack down ensues when Cleveland Water Department's snarky test results show Fiji Water higher in arsenic and other contaminants
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(Some Cotton Ball)
 
 
 
Why kill them with kindess when you can do it with Q-Tips. Make your own Q-Tip gun
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(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
TFer's friend has been missing several days. Last seen in Ft. Lauderdale. Please click link for details
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Homeland Security has been making the country safer by spending your tax dollars on iPods, dog booties and beer making equipment
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Nothing like losing your sweet waitressing gig because you started World War II
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(Some Frugal Guy)
 
 
 
Dollar stores targeted by robbers who apparantly have a taste for cheap-ass crap
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(Local6)
 
 
 
New batch of Daytona Beach's finest hookers busted (with mug pics)
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
China is to tag every single cabbage, carrot and pea pod for the 2008 Olympics to ensure food quality
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This here feller plays the Star Wars on this here banjo... and it's pretty good
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(99)
 
(Consumerist.com)
 
 
 
Full online copy of AOL's manual for farking you over
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(264)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
People surpised when Middle East Vacation turns out to be a bad idea are even more surpsied when the US doesn't wip out it's magical zeppelin to get them out
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(345)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Next door neighbour's garage door remote triggers man's erection
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coolest electric volcano you'll see all day
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(40)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani is thinking of running for president. Help him decide by photoshopping potential campaign posters
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(68)
 
(Glasgow Herald)
 
 
 
Scottish cowboy's dream of building old west town runs into opposition from locals, Al Swearengen, Mr. McWu
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(45)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Turns out the world was a far more dangerous place for kids 30 years ago, but don't let that stop your obsession with covering every hard object in bubble wrap and escorting your kids if they have to travel further than 10 feet, parents
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(188)
 
(The Traveler)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass albino squirrel discovered in Nowhere, KS (w/pic)
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey is selling his '71 Chevy Stingray convertible on eBay. Now is the time to buy stock in those pine tree air fresheners
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Israeli troops re-invade Lebanon to quash remainder of Hezbollah resistance. There, that solves that
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(1118)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Couple surprised when they return home to have a naked man run up to their car and start beating it with their pet pigeon
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(80)
 


Tue July 18, 2006
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dork and his wheel of death
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just a word about something they may not have covered in driver's ed: you cannot safely switch places with a passenger while you're driving down the highway just because you've set the cruise control
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katrina victims who were euthanized, then turned out to be a hoax, are now legit again as a doctor and two nurses are charged with murdering patients with morphine injections
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(202)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Cornholing tourney planned in Terry. Poor Terry
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(72)
 
(Some Ioa)
 
 
 
Saut d'Eau: When all good Voodoo faithful adhere to the Virgin Mary's demands for rum, dead goats, and convulsing in their underwear
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(33)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Buncha pissed off New Yorkers stuck on a cruise ship that rolled off the coast of Florida, Coast Guard taking a dingy out to get them 15 at a time, with video
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(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
India censoring blogs. My god, what next? Women aren't equal?
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(137)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast caught editing rebroadcast of Nightline, removing part of story about the "sleeping technician" video
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(186)
 
(Northwest Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
As stocks sank after WTC attacks, some companies rushed to issue options worth millions to top execs
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(174)
 
(Miami News Record)
 
 
 
Another guy walks into another store and urinates on the beer. Crime or simply recycling?
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(40)
 
(Some Boa)
 
 
 
Man places snake in mailbox to startle mail carrier, may get six months to develop better sense of humor
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(59)
 
(Times Reporter)
 
 
 
Couple inspired by NBC's "Dateline" discover a new home business
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(201)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
OOPS! Gaffes you weren't meant to hear. Other victims of the live microphone
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Irish teenager, who climbed over fences to get herself attacked by a tiger, has condition upgraded from "dumbass" to "comfortable dumbass'"
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fast food goofballs
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(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran's Hezbollah threatens to attack U.S. interests worldwide: "We are only waiting for the Supreme Leader's green light to take action. If America wants to ignite World War Three... we welcome it"
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(988)
 
(Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Disregarding all the homes in Wales, town may build home for brain-injury patients on top of Hadrian's Wall
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(30)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man walks into store's freezer, urinates on $500 worth of food -- last heard screaming, "There was shrinkage!"
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to spot a viral marketing campaign -- busting ThatGirlEmily and the supposed breakup billboard
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(264)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Public schools do as good as private ones." Presumably the graduates of them see nothing wrong with this composition
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(180)
 
(Some Broke Dad)
 
 
 
Will you take your next family vacation inside a video game?
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(60)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
British court must sit through 400 hours of Jerry Springer to determine if it's really indecent, or just a real waste of time
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(49)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Does stabbing another man in the ass qualify as self defense? Let's find out
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Imaginary scientist claims a 600-million-person jump will end global warming. David Lee Roth seen put on stretchy pants, warming up backstage
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(157)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Octogenarian runs marathon: Even with eight legs, it took him six hours
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-friendly headline: Government orders 12 new Nimrods
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tropical depression forms off N.C. coast. Not nearly as depressing as actually living in N.C
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(378)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Because America can't seem to win at hotdog-eating contests, it means that America's dominance in sports is on the decliine
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(94)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Coroner quits job and gets off after offering woman $750 to have sex with him in front of her kids. With mugshot goodness
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(129)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Doctors are hailing device that will detect when medical sponges are left behind inside patients, instead of being ashamed it needed to be invented
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(111)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mass public-fapping event to be held in London on August 5th. Kittens optional
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(215)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Is smoking a firing offense? Next up, you'd better start flossing
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(753)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Welsh town wants to set world record for largest gathering of people with the last name of Jones and stick it to those uppity Norbergs in Sweden
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict writing book on Jesus. Notes that first book about Jesus was "too long, especially all those letters from Paul to the churhces"
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After open mic night at the G8 summit, Brits mock Blair for his subservient behavior around Bush
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(387)
 
(PETA)
 
 
 
Salem woman forgets the cardinal rule of running a captive breeding program for wolves: Keep them well fed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Idiot illegally imports motorcycle, posts video on his local municipality's website of him riding the motorcycle 100 miles per hour. Is shocked to discover that police actually have access to the Internet
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(29)
 
(Kos)
 
 
 
Hilarious photo sequence of Bush trying to give German chancellor a neckrub -- and her reaction
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(375)
 
(Some Lifers)
 
 
 
Pro-life advocates are purchasing abortion clinics to close them down
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(746)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Woman steals $530k from work by creating ficticious acronyms matching employer's company. Smells like Teen Spirit Council
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(60)
 
(Some Comic Nerd)
 
 
 
Any San Diego/Comic-Con farkers interested in a party on Saturday?
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
General Electric CEO, who has $190 million in GE stock, bounces $2,000 check. Whoops
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(36)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Local "Action News" station airs gruesome 911 call from mother of drowned child. Child happens to be niece of Cleveland Browns owner. Guess which local station just lost a multi-million-dollar contract with an NFL team?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Worldwide "Snakes on a Motherfarkin' Plane" Fark party, August 18th. Link goes to info, questions answered in thread. Is there a party in your hometown yet?
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Guy shows you how easy it is to steal a bike in NYC in most obvious ways. Even has people offer to help him. Your dog wants boltcutters
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan apologizes for the actions of his drunken stunt double at Taiwanese concert
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(WBOC)
 
 
 
The house where police found a decomposed body, 110 cats and three dogs last week has brought hordes of flies into the neighborhood. Thus the crazy cat ladies get the last word in the epic battle of good vs. WTF?
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(Some Nigerian Prince)
 
 
 
Lawyer steals client's inheritance, only to lose the it in email scam
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(Star Beacon)
 
 
 
That fairground game where you shoot the target with the watercannon is much more challenging when the target is hooked up to the electrical grid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to give police a fake name, make sure that fake name doesn't have an outstanding warrant
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(TRN)
 
 
 
"Combustibles too close to a heat source" causes KFC fire
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(Some Angry Fark Editor)
 
 
 
Wife finds out hubby cheating with best friend. Wife starts 14 days of hell for him. With sweet pic and descriptive blog. (Note: Link updated)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Study find Chicagoans more likely to die prematurely if they: A) Live in high-crime areas. B) Don't visit doctor regularly. Or C) Live in areas without grocery stores. In other news, correlation is not causation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple win lottery, insist they won't give up their exciting fast-food jobs. "It's not many people who are served by millionaires when they pull up at McDonald's," says one of the idiots
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe Spillane didn't know too much about the finer things in writing. But he was a good man, I tell ya. Any a you mugs say otherwise gets two from my sap
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Former Enron workers receive bill for Kenneth Lay's funeral
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man fights off aliens to rescue girlfriend and propose to her. Theme to continue on honeymoon with anal probe
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(Ad Age)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart launches it's own sanitized version of MySpace
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
NFL quarterback Byron Leftwich's Fourth of July fireworks display "was a self-indulgent spectacle celebrating one man's arrogance" according to a neighbor
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
You know your country is doing something right when the biggest controversy in the news is about "motorized reindeer herding"
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(Click On Detroit)